Previous: >>562432680>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Everyone will be kind and friendly in this thread
here is your Haku replaynon dox versionhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=eebafc213d16
>>562446370>Western weebsThat's an issue with western "comedy" now days period, hence why things are so short lived...that and because zoomer are the memory of wall paint.>>562446443Maybe so, but don't do it anyway...
Dacchis is fucking retarded
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562446624potentialbros, our reponse?
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! Gee whillikers.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
No amount of apology will absolve Dacchis from what they've done.
Where the non-dancho race?
Mambo Blast!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zHArkIhttps://jiggie.fun/zHArkI
>>562446736cancelled
>>562446624narita...
>>562446679Potential was locked due to bad toreina. next CM for sure!
>>562446624How does every Danchou here manage to lose to an Ardan. I remember an image of some guys SS Ardan losing to A Umas.
>>562446792kek
>>562446792naked dogeza otherwise we'll never forgive
>>562446728I would accept a dogeza.
But do you actually invest in your uma and not just jump around to the new fotm?
>>562446421you should also wear a grass wonder cosplay and do a perfect form dogeza
Easy ass game, my neighas
*kisses Seiun Sky on the lips*haha
how long until we can actually see our finals?
>>562446707what was danchou place in the race???
>>562446652
>>562446792Alright that's good
>Dinosaurs ITT
>>562446943Come back tomorrow.
>>562446792this is canon now
I'm down to 100 clocks
>>562446854
more like Daccheat haha!
>>562446834
>room has been up for almost a day>Mambodanchou is not joining>send in the double spy>make him join the room and stay until it starts>make it appear that he's unaware of the race whole 40 minutes >the race is finished >dacchis won>instantly make him aware of the room and apologize
Do I get Bakushin sex or hope she spooks me later?
Digitan LOVE
>>562446946Enough to not have to do the penalty, which is good enough in my book.
>>562447094everyone is saying this
>>562446947>>562446792RAPE ALL KITAPOSTERSNO EXCEPTIONSNO MERCYUNLIKE DEATH BY SEX FROM ALL OF OUR COCKS AT /uma/
>>562446624>Ardan just strolls to the finish line
Attention! Do not marry your trainee!
400987324009873240098732Join the non-danchou derbyBring 1 uma
>>562446792idgi
>>562447205we'll just have sex, don't worry
>>562447229>faggot from my club joined without talking to anyone
>>562447286Do not!!!
When am I supposed to use these?
Are we really so bored of trackblaster that the highlight of /uma/ is racing a bunch of danchuds?
>>562446624Really feel like we've been done dirty. Of all the Kitas to take the front it's the non-dacho dacchi>>562446792lmao perhaps I have treated Aelred too harshly
>>562447198White one-piece dresses are a blessing
>>562447229sorry i cant im in dacchis
>>562447229are you getting rid of the 1 person per club rule?
>>562447198I want to sexually harass her
>>562447370marvelous sunday derby is the highlight of my week so this isnt that much different
>>562446624Kita with hesitant front
>>562447198pitmanko
>>562446624Someone audit the race and find every instance where Anon13 fucked over the danchou's.
40098732400987324009873240098732REMINDER, THE MINI-DERBY WILL HAPPEN SOONishTHE NON-DANCHOU DAHBYONLY BRING 1 PISCES UMAONLY 1 MEMBER PER CLUB, DECIDE IN YOUR CLUB CHAT ON WHO TO BRING AS TRIBUTE
>>562447389>Steals victory cheer>Barely beats the other frontsSo this is the power of Dacchis
>>562447343Dacchibro...
>>562447472We should get rid of Dacchis instead
>>562447472yes>>562447343just join
What's your opinion on this mechanic?
>>562447370yes its that bad
>>562447149Good, I will watch you and your big ass carefully.If you mess up there will be a punishment
>>562447606I have no idea what I'm looking at, so I have no opinion.
>>562447527actually yeah, scratch the rule. you can join the dahby if you want, so long as its still one uma per torena
>>562447606JP tards, translate it, or I'll use google/grok!
in my opinion you should fuck off
>>562447357on the last race, of course
Fuuuuuuuck i didnt Finish my Last Race2 mins left aaaaa the free gibs
>>562447606it's fine but I'm not paying for that
>>562447527what do you mean soonish... It's not even halfway filled...
>>562447606I don't understand
Which uma would be the best parent, the worst?
>>562447606Does it just generate random sparks? How do the white ones work
GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT
Do you guys clear as many G1s as possible, or you schedule races that will get you an epithet over G1s?
>>562447606How much
>2-2-2-2i'm going to B finals
>>562447747soonish could be anywhere from 1 to 23 hours bwo...
anyone else group b...
>>562447680>>562447683do 10 runs at once
>>562447801anon, the low-tier ones were most important...
>>562447801Green hint books are better value
>>562447606thats the paid spark reroll isnt it
We need a spin-off where the MC is a trainer of a Uma kids club.
>>562447527>ryanxwonbinThis motherfucker, haven't seen you for a long time now. Goodluck raping on this race tho.
>>562447680>>562447759>>562447683
>>562440725Completely missed this, but if you watch/listen to a bunch of Nip as is, you'll be surprised how far you get with some targeted practice. 3 really isn't too bad.Don't worry about 1; I know people whose careers or studies are Japanese but never bothered doing that shit. 3 is a good mid-place, and isn't crazy to get to even with light study if your hobbies align.If you're in here and a real loser like some of us, you'll manage 3 with some targeted work. But it's up to you, no big deal doing 4 and 3 later, just a fee and an evening, so it's good either way. You'll make it regardless!
Who we entering with?
>>562447801I'm sorry
>>562447865Anyone else group c...
Congratulations to Dacchis. Despite successfully staying away from dramas, and could have had a better reputation as the "soul" oshigaming club. You have instead damaged your reputation by joining with 2 members, and 3 umas overall.Great job. I don't know how you managed to fuck it up this bad.
>>562447821For aces, I don't really place any importance beyond the triple triple crownfor parents, g1
No...I don't want to do my runs...
>>562447962Creek+OGuri+Tama
>>562447527>>562447584Is it 1 member/club or not? Fucking niggers stop being schizo
>>562447606Fuck off to your own general
ITS TIMEto wait
>>562447903but where would the rape come from
>>562447894>>562447895FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>562447901It's the paid spark generator
>Not a single Screen cap of FinalsI am noooooooooooooticing
>>562447913So it makes parents? That's kind of cool
>>562447903I like uma families
>>562448012Shut up Rice villain
>>562448080Obviously the Umas, they are stronger and kids are too promiscuous..
>>562448113retard
>>562448067This. I'll join with an offmeta if it's more than one per club
>>562448113retardchama... You've been posting for awhile now... The Finals is tomorrow not today...
>>562448067>>562447681
>>562448113we all landed in Group C
>>562447913That sounds nice, but doesn't JP have autoplay already? Plus you definitely should have monster parents by now since the game has been out for so long. If it's free then I'll take it, if it's paid then I don't really care.
>>562448113
>>562448067see >>562447681join if you want, :)
Hear me out.Daccheats.
cm11 finals status?
>>562447913>spits out 10 careers worth of outputs>costs real buckaroosso, the cyjews go even deeper...
>>562448073Wait we still wait for a dayI forgot fuck
>>562448113I won plat
>>562447903>>562448152what we need is a simply SoL manga about some family, or maybe even multiple, show the life of your average uma or human male in an uma world.
which one? they're both shit and i dont wanna make another
>>562448238
>>562448298So Umashoujo ramure
>>562448251group b like every long CM
>>562448298that would be too kino for cygames manga artists
20k left. What do I buy and why?
>>562448251if other people bring fronts im fucked
>>562448301I'd go for left >gambitstop taking this
>>562447913What did Grok do to stego...
What the hell is a danchou I don't speak Weeaboo or Kilometer.
>>562448251I think I could take a win but coinflips will be coinflips
>>562448298>show the life of your average...human male in an uma world
>>562448238UUUU UMADACCHEATSUMACHEATS UMACHEATS
>>562448391tbf i had nothing else to take
How do I connect phone to TV so I could watch uma stories on big screen playing on auto?
>>562447912What did he do?I saw someone reply to a recruitment post with is ID yesterday , it seems like they have done it a few times now.
>>562448385all the golden and then the cheapo greens with the leftovers
>>562448301Left probably
>>562448298Umayosuga no sora
>>562448258It's for the JP fags that don't actually play the game, like the one we spammer we have. They get to make sparks like the rest of us and pretend they played to get them.
>>562447967I want Jungle Pocket to be in Global so she can say "hey faggot, catch!" and toss a hand grenade at me.
Everyone!Please listen!I started playing on release, and never rerolled.I gave my /vg/ clubs so much trouble, but now, I am going to exchange a cup of sake with HonseFun's Danchou... I am merely a Ricefag!Please remember me and I request your continued support!
>>562448558>>562448354I said UMAnot whatever slop you fags just mentioned
>>562448301gaslight machine says right
>>562448483If your TV is new, Wireless projection
>>562448497The golds alone are more than 20k...
>>562448298An Uma who goes to a normal high school but idolizes the Umas who race at nationals (her oshi is Oguri Cap).
>>562448489Neecutie... that fucker used to rape every single anon in rooms here with their giga whaled out deck and umas. Till we keep complaining to the point they stopped, cause this bitch just keeps winning.
6 more slots leftYES you can have multiple dacchis from your club join400987324009873240098732
now we wait
>>562448632CUMA danchou welcome back
>>56244869710k+8k+2 of the 1k ones then
is this good for tama?
>>562448489He's a discord and reddit user
>>562448632Aelred...
>>562448745>YES you can have multiple dacchis from your club joinJust like my danchou race from earlier!
>>562448298A trainer falls in love with an umamusume.Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the umamusume's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the umamusume, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the umamusume he called is not the same umamusume he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the umamusume's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the trainer's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>562447780>>562448231Just use the umaplan. You can select 10 whites out of a list too
>>562448781...
I'm not doing Dia careers again. Late Surger in MANT is fucking misery.
>>562448012They were behind all the club drama
Why is there always a whole day before finals I want to see it NOW
Danchou may have lost bigly but at least the naked 3200m recording will be available at tier 1
>>562448734alzheimersis that is kaiteryan is just cringe
>>562448812Get rid of cafe and slot in another wit card
>>562448943>Just pay for sparks the one advantage f2p has>Just pay your way to win (even more)Fuck this game (in the future), man
>>562448895you are drunk neouni
>>562448895This is what fags authors write instead of making the two main characters kiss eachother
>>562448812might struggle with capping speedI personally would consider dropping cafe for another wit or speed
What schedule do you use if your uma can only run medium and long races? shit outta luck? no coins for all the early items
>>562448943First time Im hearing about this, is it paid?
>>562448251The cows will provide nice finish line refreshments to all taishin/tamas that fail to catch up
>>562448943>all those maxed support cards>int Daisca is nakeddacchi...
>>562448895NeoUni...
>>562448649retarded faggot
>>562448745>2 dacchis in the roomHow come they only brought 1 uma.
>>562448682i was kinda thinking the samei ran left only on the last ticket of day 2 and she looked absolutely hopeless for some reason despite having more stamina, curvature and only having a bit less powermight just be the other ends are better with long S daring strike and other shit
>>562448895classic...
>>562448734That whale was Kaite, niggerfunny though he is using a SS Taishin now, guess MANT IS the f2p scenario
>>562449173Just run as URA with good rival races and hope that the shops have the good stuff. The racemaxxing is just to force shop refreshes and to get skillpoints
>>562448995>>562448995It was a coordinated inside job from Mambo involving multiple nearly undetectable vectors of attack, actually. Don't ask how I know this but it is true. Do your own research.
>>562448298aria but umas pulling rickshaws
>>562449173here's the cope
I finally have a class 6 team!
>>562448251Just a few more runs, I WILL get a highroll.
>>562449173If you run OPs it's not that bad, you'll just have some less stats and sp at the end
>>562449173There's a medium/long schedule on game8 but yeah debut year sucks since there's not many medium/longsIt really takes off towards late classic and senior year tho
>>562449026>Kaite>also inside DaccheatsOh yeah. It's all coming together now
If I meet the conditions for a Three Star Attribute spark is there any reason I shouldn't just get to pick it?
>>562448812you're going to have trouble capping speed and hitting 1050+ stam unless your sparks are crazy good/high-rolling hard. daring strike is a good skill and really good for tama but your card quality doesn't allow for luxuries.remember that you only have 12hrs till registration closes thus you'll have to get all five of your runs in and you can't really afford to pray for a high-roll (unless your current tamamo is decent and you're just hunting for a chance upgrade) with just five attempts.personally, i would either run 3speed (NTR borrow) or go 2speed (NTR borrow) and slot in whatever is best in place of stinko.
>>562449297 (me)at least my fronts are competentwhatever, it is what it isno long S on them either so there's 90% chance im fucked either way
>>562449368Anons crossdressimg as umas are very hot
WHY IS MY STOMACH GRUMBLING LIKE CRAZY I ATE EARLIER IT'S EVERY SECOND STOP
>>562448391Wait why is Gambit bad? What's left that would even be better though? Hes got spurt/encroaching, both end closer skills, even long corners. Isn't End Closer Savvy more useless?
>>562449603It's the gas...
>>562449195You get 5 a day and also 5 extra a day if you buy the monthly Umaplan that's 1980 yen a month.Umaplan also lets you select select some factors to inherit, 5 more rentals a day, and 100 more friend slots the first time you buy it
>>562449603he ate the 2-day-old pagpag
>>562449608nta but Gambit is a skill that activates in the late race when you're in the second half.If you meet the conditions, you lost this CM.
>>562449404It may as well have been a tryhard strategy than an actual "oopsies"
GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS
>>562449743>uma musume becomes a subscribe2winthat armored horse truly was a mistake.
>>562446507repeating internal injections
>>562449820but I'm evrvpean...
>>562447229>Dacchis registered 2 niggas AGAIN
>>562449823>>562449901Fug, I guess I read it wrongly then. If that's the way it is I am retarded then.
>>562448251Glad I scammed my way into A Finals on day 1 with 3-1-3-2, because I got wiped yesterday with 2-1-2-0. I'd be bothered but it's longslop, I'm already in A, and ever since Virgo or Libra, I've always had an awful day 2 of Round 2 where I can never seem to ever get more than 7 wins that day. I'm just used to that pattern and I'm here for the decent gibs wherever I place.
>>562449919Thank you Todd
>>562450014https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
so what are the stamina requirements for cm12? do you need golden recovery?
I will WIN Finals
>LOL DANCHOU IS SUCH A BITCH HAHAHAHA HE ISN'T JOINING THE DANCHOU CM LOLOLOLOL>member CM opens>still not filledhmmmm I'm nyoticing
>>562450036Me too. I got wiped with 1-2-0-0 a few minutes ago. To be fair I was parent grinding in hopes of making a decent uma without using shitty decks and I'm almost done but now its too late. Oh well.
>>562449743
>>562450001latinxbwo . . .
>>562450001>he ate the 2-day-old munchy box
>>562450190>do you need golden recovery?If you have less than 600 stam 100%650 + 600 is the minimum requirementI recommend 700 + 600 though, no recoveries
>>562449919I really want to see how Cyjews will cope with the situation as seen how global audience raped them at launch
>>562450214tbf the fuck up earlier made some anons disappointed and lost the mood for any more rooms
>>562450001Not any more you're not.Take him to the Philipines.
>>562449823isn't it also a target speed skill that is basically guaranteed to go off during the accel phase? so it's double useless
>>562449441Because this is a game you're meant to play for years so it doesn't prioritize instant dopamine in every single mechanic. You get instant dopamine from shit like free pulls, the sparks are there as a long term goal so you always have something to do. The entire mechanic would be pointless and players would quickly run out of goals to chase if you could just force every run's sparks to be exactly what you want.
>>562450190i'm bringing double stamina debuffers to kill all of the zero recovery cucks.
>>562449608It activates during the acceleration phase
>>562449368She is growing on me
All the noodles I've eaten over the years made me have an iron stomach
>>562449603You are dying... no....
Why did Global stop using deboofers? Did nips overstate how strong they are or do we get some Umas that makes them stronger later?
>>562450273#LOL! Dumb Falcon doesn't even know what latinx refers to, what a stupid whore, slut! Fucking kill yourself already you stupid bird!
Oh, no rainbows? We'll see about that...
>>562450452We're using them next CM bwo. We're filling up rooms with deboofers next CM.
Does Firm Course Menace give you a higher white spark chance than double circle Firm Conditions?
>>562450452https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100702-gold-shipthis makes debuffers much stronger. speed debuffing was such a problem later in the game that it's literally banned in CMs.
>>562450534yeppers
>>562450485Curren wouldn't say that
>>562450534gold skills always do yes
>>562450452I saw debuffer NN every 7 races or so. Also saw a Kitasanfag who used NN and Rice debuffer for a solo ace.This Med CM will have a lot more, especially Oguriniggers and Dominators.
>>562450452They were only effective at medium distances, and at this point overstammijg is very easy to do without sacrificing other stats.
>>562450214My clubmate already joined so I can't
>>562441590The punishment shall be rape, then being married to Mejiro Ryan, then rape by Mejiro Ryan.
>>562449456Tell me exactly whatNever saw anyone borrow nrt tho
>>562450452>why are Global not using debufferes against Bourbon that has a heal in her unique, Maru that needs a heal for her unique to work and Oguri that needs 3 heals for her unique to work and also has a heal unique on a short Medium race with low Stam requirements?
>>562449493nah fuck it nevermind, i'll take the other, i trust her way more
>>562450161That's where I read it from yes I just thought it was a gamba skill but I must have read it wrong whenever I did that.
>>562450485Curren would say that because she's very rude!
Anyone else f2p+?
>>562450485>he isn't aware of the "save evropa" spicsKeep on living your best life
>>562450671Bwo the Dominators...
>>562448251I qualified for A finals, I am already satisfied
>>562450751looks like you're in the wrong thread, that ain't global uma musume, try fucking off to /umajp/
>>562450751more like free to pee on
>>562450485You need rape.
>>562450649There is no one member/club limit tho
>>5624507515 different subs
>>562450651If I were married to Ryan I can change her and show everyone how beautiful she can really be
>>562450751>$45 a month worth of subswhy would you spend that just now to take a screenshot of it
My balls are red and itchy, the skin is dry and i dont know what to do.I dont have sex so its not AIDs, and I shower everyday, I've been applying a regenerative cream but it doesnt do anything, and the redness went from one ball to both of them now, any /fit/ dacchi? I dont have health insurance and going to a public hospital for a turn might take weeks
>>562450584Will we get her this year I am waiting so hard in this piece of sex
something i never understoodgroup b 1st vs group a 3rd:>group b 1st gives you gold title while group a 3rd only gives silver>same amount of carats, trainee scout and support tickets but 10k less monies and 5k less support credits for group a 3rdseems kinda unbalanced to me, wouldn't be better to just intentionally stay in group b so you can get a bit better rewards than get fucked into 3rd by whales in group a?
>>562450818Doms have been used in previous Medium CM races and have been used in test lobbies for CM12. Only Stam debuffers died out, so I'm assuming he's talking about Stam debuffers
>>562450452Because stamina debuffs don't do anything after you can overstam while still reaching other stat goalsSpeed debuffs are still king
>>562450751I'd pay for the spark reroll sub, what are the other ones?
uma musume
Is this enough race bonus?
Anyone else at Sakura-chiyono con? I've seen 5 umas so far
>>562451115GIRUGAMESH
Unity Cup.. Home..
>>562451046>wouldn't be better to just intentionally stay in group b so you can get a bit better rewards than get fucked into 3rd by whales in group a?If you're a loser, sure. Might as well stay on Open too so you can farm carats with 95% WR against new players.
How close are the other umas to your umawife in fans?
>>562451019stop eating sugar
>>562450751What do all these subscriptions even give you
>>562450978Your post made me curious whether if she has alt or not.>1 alt>still uglyIs her design really that unsalvageable that they can't even come up with a good alt for her
>>562451078Since we get a lot more sp in MANTblazer are we going to see triple dominator hybrid aces?
>>562451046Literally no one cares about monies or support credits, and you have to win that B lobby to break even, while there's always the chance to do better in A if your opponents latestart or are fellow scrubs.
>>562451102>70 rbsure but i wouldn't ruin my deck for it personaly you could drop an easy 20
>>562451160if you're experienced it's unironically way harder to make competitive umas while trying to limit yourself to b rank
>>562451302you already posted this 12 hours ago and everyone made fun of you
>>562451115jerking off to slop yuri with huge tits drawn by oekakizuki that I AM MAKING right nowso no, im busy
>>562448812i use 3spd, 2 wit and power rice but i have 9* stam parents so your mileage may vary
>>562451286But I don't have better cards...
>>562451046because RNG could bless you in A finals or fuck you in B finalsless of a factor for longslop though
This might be a hot take, but I think Satono Diamond is cuter than Kitasan
>>562450654your options are:3spd/2stam/1wit>kita+shinko+NTR(borrow)>SC+cafe>FMthis is high-floor, low-ceiling.2spd/2stam/2wit>kita+shinko>SC(borrow)+cafe>FM+marvelous or tachyon2spd/2stam/2wit>kita+NTR(borrow)>SC+cafe>FM+marvelous or tachyonthese are two sides of the same coin. you simply need to pick which stat you have to high-roll on.or go with the deck you started with and hope to hit.
>>562451019is there a shade of white around the area or just red because you've been scratching? It happened to me recently and got rid of it by applying some antifungal cream.
>>562451338i wasn't on this board 12 hours ago
>>562451414I agree
>>562451430Just red from scratching and there was some skin peeling on the dryest part, what cream did you use?
>>562451019moisturize, anon. get some lotion or oil or whatever you use to moisturize, lather those babies up, and stop scratching.
>>562451019If it wasn't so serious I'd make a joke, I feel bad for you but I don't know what that is either.
INES HOOJIN
>>562451019>shower everydayFuck off normalnigger
>>562451046>>group b 1st gives you gold title while group a 3rd only gives silvergold title is essentially worthless, nobody is displaying one lower than platinum. >wouldn't be better to just intentionally stay in group b so you can get a bit better rewardsinsanely retarded take imo. 10k monies and 5k support points is a tiny fraction of what a single run gives you, you can get over 100k monies from 1 race heavy MANT run with a little luck. if you actually care about the rewards you're better off going to A because even if you suck, you're GUARANTEED that 3rd place reward and have a shot at lucking into 2nd or even 1st place for much higher rewards. You are not guaranteed top place in B, some people will go against Ug rank umas that might kinda suck against well built umas but will easily statmog anyone else in B rank.
>>562451195Been a bit slow with her, but now I got some time. I'll shoot for the completionist title after 100m I suppose
>>562451085>>562451227>50 jewels a day, double training rewards, 3 extra daily race tickets>instead of 1 free and 2 jewel paid factor rerolls a career you get 3 free rerolls and 5 more uma plan parents>select the factor you want at the end of a career for free instead of spending jewels, and do the same for the uma plan parents
>>562450584>activates 2 random gold skills>when inherited, just 1This will be really funny during long CMs
>>562448251My tam had over 50 BAD moods. Not exaggerating. I hope she now may crush all who oppose her with a guaranteed GREAT
Swimsuit season is upon us
>>562451019Have you tried changing some habits in your everyday life? E.g. try a different shower gel, wear different shorts, make sure not to scratch it, etc.Also, try Neutrogena cream. It solved skin issues I had when it got too dry during Winter.
>>562451810How much would a uma slap hurt?
>>562451019Drink more water, nerd
Maruzensky makes me want to have sex.
>>562451717>teio poster are disgustingor>tarnishing teio reputationHard call here honestly
>>562451019>I dont have health insurancenigga fucking WHY
>>562451825
Dacchi-dacchis... are the rumours true?
>>562450584How come this skill is only good for debuffers?Is it too unreliable to use accels/speed skills? What about recoveries?
>>562448251Waiting for A finals
>>562451019I have a birch allergy that randomly causes my skin to get eczema. Might be something like that.
My gorgeous German wife soaking up some sunshine.
>>562451935Why would you
>gold titleNo one cares
>>562451792You are supposed to use it to make busted debuffers
post something cute desu wa
>>562451958you will rebuild all your team trials umas again with her skill
>>562451737>gold title is essentially worthless, nobody is displaying one lower than platinum. I write off anyone with a plat title as soulless or a luckshitter. I'd rather see someone's favourite quirky or oshi title.
>>562451982fuck marry fuck
An hour well spent!
>>562451780If we ever reach this point of time in the game I'll unironically start using sweepy
>>562452047I love Stamina Siphon
>>562451548Clotrimazole 1%, it's very cheap in my country (1$~), I cleaned the area and applied it twice a day for four weeks.
>>562451924What possible reputation is there to tarnish? It's probably a genuine post because no one will bat an eye or be surprised by such posts anymore so theres no reason to lie.
>>562451825>>562452009I hate summer so much. Hot umas in swimsuits is the only thing I'm looking forward to.
>>562451780Unironically I would throw away all my pride and sub to 3 rerolls and getting to select the blue spark I want
>>562452009
Would teio coffee taste better if she didn't shower every day?
>>562452014get hurt? pay a trillion shekels retard
>>562452063BAKUSHINSHIN
>>562452084yeah but if someone is soulless they will display platinum. nobody, soulless or soulful, is displaying gold. there's probably more bronze than gold ones for the joke of it.
We still need 2 more for the club Derby!
>>562452103Your parent runs shouldn't be taking that long
>>562451773Very nice! Especially for how recent Kitasan is
>>562450452global already stopped after taurus. the majority realized 3 aces is better than wasting slots on debuffers when rng decides the race anyway. Especially if you aren't sweat/whale/bothgolshi might change it but eh... w'ell see. skeptical. Part of it is probably Uma targeting wageslave ojisans when globals ojis are all gamers and gooner 20s
>>562452149>get hurt?Just don't shrimple as
>>562452080Sure but what about CMs? Wouldn't you want more accels and speed?
>>562452124I like it when people give genuine real-life advice in these threads. You're a good guy.
>>562451195Fuji first, the rest nowhere.
>>562452117JP has auto careers better than sweepy built into the game for free for all players.
>>562452173the danchou run was cooler
>>562452063
>>562452215we'll see about that, sleep with one eye open nigga
do we get a second round of Taurus platinum after Aries? Will my cool title become common place?
I hate Germany.I hate Nazis.I hate Flash.
>>562452174I'm not fully focused on the game so the runs take a while.
>>562452063I only have umafeet pics
>>562452364If you win twice your platinum title gets upgraded
>>562451958Because it's 2nd half random so accels can proc at the wrong timeYou have to hope that a uselss Gold recovery or accel doesn't proc and you have to hope that a velocity skill procs at a good time. It's very inconsistent unless you're a debuffer with only Gold debuffs or a TT score farmer that doesn't care what Golds proc
>>562452364I've heared from the great rumorsthat you get a STAR on it if you get it double
>>562452295don't they still notably not have autoplay on MANTI mean global won't either, but it's still funny how much they hate that scenario
>>562452228Your accels could fire during midrace, your velocities could fire during accel. With debuffs it doesn't matter where they activate.
>>562452378
>>562452124Forgot to mention, do not use your everyday soap, it will irritate your skin and make it itch even more, use neutral soap instead or just plain water, dry and reapply the cream.>>562452235Thank you, negro.
>>562451879it'd legit kill a human if hard
>>562451958>Is it too unreliable to use accels/speed skills?yes, late race skills are generally worthless if they trigger at the wrong time, either you're not at top speed yet so velocity skills do nothing, or an accel skill pops too early or too late>What about recoveries?anytime in the last half of the race is usually too late to prevent a delayed spurtall good recoveries are midrace, and 564 also cannot duplicate a skill that has already been used upit's only actually good for debuffs and farming score, not for winning, unless you really want to gamblemaxx
>>562452424>>562452481Would a Gold title get doubled?
>>562452507Of all the umas to turn in to a Jew why did you make it Seiun Sky?
>>562452562fuck no?
>>562452613Should have been Gaylo instead
>>562452492Only URA and the newest ones have auto I think
>>562452176Do you fan run at all? Or is it all ace/parent runs
Ok first time I enter this site to check what supports I should save for and first thing I see is Kris S and at first I thought her cleavage had a huge tanline and got an erection then I realized it was her top wtf
>>562452492They have 13 scenarios, the devs didn't bother setting up MANT because by time auto play came out nobody bothered clicking MANT because you play the scenarios where you get an Uma that's only Ug rank and you go "damn I really low rolled here". The power creep of the game is always that you want to be playing one of the last few scenarios.
>>562447229Can 2 more fuckers join already
>>562452264Based Fujifucker
>>562451195not that far off
>>562452492MANT is too complex for AI to do
>>562452793I don't wanna
>>562452793No :)
Hesitant Front Runners is the best skill in the game and I will always teach it to my three aces in every CM
>>562452449>>562452393I'll accept a heavily nerfed (2 status, rupture passive nerfed) ID with renamed S1 and s2, slightly reworked s3.But anything other than an entirely new ID with the same animations? Not happening.So yea, fuck you Ricardo, grudge me. I'll laugh my ass off if it happens.
>>562452793
>>562451195not by much as I'd have thought
>>562444090>>562444090A bit of a contentious first danchou cup, but nevertheless congratulations to Dacchis danchou!I present to you the Pisces Danchou Stakes trophy - modeled after fish.Non-winners have been compiled here: https://file.garden/abRvImfSsmB-ZIR1/pisces%20cup%20results.mp4; or if you're afraid that that file hoster is going to give your computer veerus, litterbox here: https://litter.catbox.moe/68sj454us9e4g9aj.mp4Due to a stray club member storming the cup in the last minutes of signup:- bottom 8 danchous in the room are only recommended to run 3200m on their own terms, but if you have better things to do, you don't need to;- if I choose to host again next time, wait time will be cut down and slots will be open to 12-15 danchous (not sure yet);- the non-danchou anon that joined is subjected to running 6.4 km and posting proof as a reply to this post, since his Bourbon placed at the bottom 10 in the room.Until I figure out where/how to upload recordings, a recording from the Ryanon can be viewed here: >>562442727Thanks again to everyone for joining and (You)r cooperation, it was fun!And shoutouts to that one anon that came up with the idea :)
>>562452707MAYANO TOPCUTE
>niggers have time to make fan runsjobless/soulless
>>562452894
Lolz, I fucked up. Anon you fucking nigger I thought you were gone posting random fucking generals as our next thread.
>>562452174isn't a parent run and ace run the same?you want 1100 in the stat you want the spark so you can't half ass the run
>>562452860Do you wanna see me fuck my onahole instead...
>>562452916so are you all botting or do you legitimately have no other hobbies or social life
>>562452934Nice trophy danchou!
>>562452793danchode race was cooler
>>562452793i'll join as fodder
>>562452894limbab...
>>562452934#DaccheaterDancho
>>562452934>Daccheats
>>562452859No need for blatant lies, future scenarios are far more complex and the AI handles them fine. MANT wasn't set up because it wasn't worth doing MANT runs by the time the bot is there.
>>562452960Don't you guys have phones?
>>562452934I would like to submit a formal appeal to have Dacchis disqualified
umastan or firm conditions+late surger savvy
>>562453062meant for >>562451195 of course
>>562453061noooo?
>>562453062play the damn game
>>562452719Personally I do not but my parent runs have tried to racemaxx for affinity so the fans are a byproduct.>>562452847>>562452916Be sure to keep your wives as #1!>>562453062Uma is the only vidya I play these days
>>562452934Never change, HonseFun danchoalso congrats to Dacchis dancho, all that made me laugh at least
>>562451115Just saw a special week cosplayer browsing yaoi. Also thinking about copping this...
>>562452934>smelly umanko trophy
>>562452410go onkeep posting
>>562452934Why are you not DQing the Dacchi danchou. At least make a poll
>>562452894HAHAH EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS LOST LIMBAB
>>562451195not even close
>>562453061Yes!
>>562452934
Dacchis won fair and square
>>562453227uma musume has some penetration into normiedom. you wear that shirt out and some qt3.14 acknowledges it then you may have met a human woman to trick into being your wife.
Thinking about my pulls and selector
>>562451115>>562453227Hope you're having fun anon!
What uma should I run for CM12?
>>562452934As one of the danchous that joined late-ish, I appreciated the long opening time; wouldn't have made it otherwise. If a time is set in advance (and not the middle of the night), then it's all good though.Thanks for organising, neat idea, hope to see again! Also, for what it's worth, I would've done the 3200m if I had to. Walking, of course, but it's nice to have a little penalty involved.
>>562453208I do my 1-2 runs a day and have never felt the desire to do more. This is a game, not a job.
>>562453094>>562453003>>562452965>>562453251In my defense like 4 different generals got linked and I wasn't paying attention.
>>562452894I want to have SEX with the loli female sinners
I'll start the mini danchou cup now :)
>>562453364My poor sweet, little lost limbab. Aww.
>>562453386we call it RAPE here bwo
>>562453326Extremely based dick score taste.
What's /uma/ club ranking this month? Has anyone posted it?
>>562453386we fuck fillies here bwo
>>562453354Post trainer shop. 1-2 runs would not have cleared the important items.
Does uma run faster on phone or am I hallucinating
I think Dacchis should get two trophies
>>562450364But the reality is I just quit as soon as the 'new event' bonus events that drop lots of carats are done because the grinding is not worth the (I've never had a three star attribute in a thousand runs) lack of reward.
I just let out a rancid fart in the elevator and someone walked in on the next floor and she threw up because we had to go 20 floors to the ground floor and she couldn't handle it
>>562453653it is faster
>>562453653It does run faster
...post your current emotion
>>562453197And why noooot?>>562453268Based!
>>562453649The only important item in there was the rainbow shard thoughbeit
>>562453171Uma stan
>>562452793>joining biggy piggy /uma/ lobbieshmmm nyo
>>562453680ok, didn't ask
>>562452523>SoapYeah I used a new soap some days before this started so it might have caused it, i was about to buy some glycerin soap as I saw it recommended it in some health blogs but will try neutral soap, that's what we always use when our dogs had a skin problem, I assume you didnt need a Doctora prescritption for that cream?
>>562453653Sounds like a you problem, it runs 120+ no issue on my end, with 10x speedier txt boxes.
Daccheats doesn't deserve it, IF the pace setter wasn't their front runners it was fine. But it is.
Sorry /uma/ club, I can't build a winning offmeta to save my life...
>>562453705Non-Trackblazer should really let you reroll any non-first place result. It's very painful to not have this feature when your character's goal is the Cripple Crown.
>>562453725Yeah if you don't play the game!
>>562453146>>562453242As a danchou myself, I can't do anything if a nig in my club decides to nig and ruin something. Maybe a warning or a kick is the best I can do as danchou, since there aren't room kicking controls. So I don't think I can blame Dacchis' danchou, unless he orchestrated it.In this match, Dacchis' danchou won, and luck was not on other danchous sides is how I see it. If it happens again, there will be DQing
>>562453816>cheating
>>562453886The fuck is a danchou. Is that like a furlong where people don't know what it is now because we mostly use metric?
>>562453146>>562453242As a danchou myself, I believe the only option is death.
>>562451019>>562451430>this entire conversationand I get randomly banned for "off topic posting" cuz it upset some japtard that doesnt even play the game
>>562453146>>562453242Which danchous are you? If you aren't danchous your opinions don't matter.
>>562451935Got fired on November and still looking for a job, Monday I have an interview but looking at online reviews looks like they pay shit, but well I'm kinda desperated since I'm running out of money for groceries so I'll probably accept it if they want me
>>562453995having healthy balls is a req to play the game tho...
>>562453886Fair enough. Good effort on the trophy artwork and thanks for hosting the tournament.
>>562454041Anon... Stay strong
Aieeee, i failed witcheck on my recovery... I blame Dacchis
>>562454041Just get the job and hop to a new one when you get another interview
>>562454041contractor is easier to find a gig, but you're still fucked for everything not a paycheck
>>562453987It's a spiritual representation of this creature
>>562453995Post off-topic that is on topic.For example, like how you would fuck Vodka until she stopped being a lesbian.
>>562454026The danchous are dancing monkeys racing for our entertainment. Your opinion does not matter. Kill yourself trash.
As a former Danchou, I think the retarded Dacchi should naked dogeza as every danchou that raced gets to spank his ass once with a paddle.
didnt read schizo shut up about the jptard and go outside
why is this guy so angry at JPdacchis
>>562454234I'm not subbed to the OF. How will I see this?
>>562453784No prescription needed.>>562453995Tazuna Hayakawa, from the famous videogame Umamusume Pretty Derby, sells creams too, so not off topic at all!
My danchou is bald
GOAL INThere we have it, the mini-dahby is done, congratulations to /Uma/Club on their sweep of first and second place!Like before here is the race recordinghttps://files.catbox.moe/xz0f1x.mp4
>>562453705your current emotion
>>562452063i love girls that love baseball
>>562454456Please dont put hand cream to your balls and dick, that thing will go limp afterwards.
>>562452934Thanks for organizing and the soulful trophy(even tho it does feel a bit cheated). I'll be keeping it saved for the years to come. Sorry for the double sign up again, maybe sharing it in the room match section of the club wasn't the smartest idea...
>>562454478Its so over for you then... unlucky gg no re
>>562454478Unfortunate.
>>562454492Umatism...
Whens the blue hoe getting released
>>562454492uma&cobros....
>>562454492NICE WORK /UMA/CLUBBROS WOOO
>>5624529343200m you say?
>>562454492can't be hard to sweep first and second place when you submit 4 runners
So how are we gonna set up an /uma/ tournament again?
>>562454492i did say i joined as fodder
>>562453240I probably shouldn't
>>562454492I'm sorry chinyo... 1 attempt is all I gave to make you
>>562454492>both our players are in the second halfSHAMEFUL DISPLAY
I would like a mahjong tournament please...
>>562454605
>>562454492Sorry Mambwos, I tried...
>>562454714i hate this zoomer brat so much it's unreal but i would sniff.
>>562454605gomen
>>562454776Holy fucking nerd
>>562454653Just be glad they filled out the lobby instead of you other lazy fucks
>>562451195
>>562454041Good luck my man.
>>562454492Only winners here are Ardan, Chiyono, Mambo, Spechud, El, and Dia
>>562454829>defending whalesHow gay are you holy shit
>>562454776I press richi when I see it
>>562454946>malding at whalesHow poor are you holy shit
>>562454825Nyoooooooo....
who for cm12
more like Uma&Cope haha!
>frog CUNT
>>562454869>>561936205
>>562453995Offtopic is just the reason they use if you made a mod angry with your post>>562454130Not on Argentina, contractor are family bussinesses, so you wont get in unless your parent is, also as you mentioned, it fucks you body, and they pay very bad since there's a lot of peruvians and venezuelans doing it for pennies. I used to work in a carpintery
>>562454492Based Haythere dude with a soulful pick
>>562451195Verily
>>562455148By the Emperor...
>>562455148>if you made a MOD angrythat aint who got mad and you know it
>>562455039test them both in lobbies and see which does better, it looks close to me
There's a voice preview in the in-game Ligne Droite info.
I'm going for the Cafe completionist title.How much will I suffer?
>>562455243thats the plan, its just hard with how hoguri heavy the lobbies are right now
So do we still do Fan runs in URA? how do I get 1M without Oguri
I just woke up, what is this about a danchou cheating>inb4 haha just woke up at 6 PMI work the night shift
>>562455148luna isn't sexysmoochable yes not sexy
>>562455258what is Ligne?
>>562454869>stegoposter possibly actually plays the gamenice top 6>>562455236soulful top 5
>>562455097>>562455094Keep up the good fight
>>562455336Ligne's nuts
>>562455312haha just woke up at 6 PM
>>562455336Ligne Balls.It's just fancy foreigner speak for Line, the g is silent
>>562455309fan bonus cards, take fuku spd, run races
>>562455258is this the first yuri event?
>>562454869Nice top
>>562455312>I work the night shiftNo you are just brown
>>562455039Right beats out left im pretty surealtho take the chance is like shatter proof but for lates
>>562455418>take fuku spd>a non-20% fan bonus card
>>562455307if they can't beat hoguri they're going to lose the finals either way desu, 99% of the finals A lobbies will have at least 1. 3 will probably be more common than 0.
>>562454776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYF-xmNMewI watched a video how to play. Make a room and I'll come beat your ass
>>562451195Ignore Oguri Cup, I was running 10 runs per day as her when I started playing
>>562455337>actually playsthat's barely 300m fans in the screenshot lol.
but what if anon got matched with e-celeb in Finalsand jobbed
>>562455334>smoochable yesProof?
>>562454776Get that call rate up to 100%. Riichi is overrated. Your opponents can't do anything if you win before they do.
>>562455589And it's in JP where fancount is bloated to hell and back and you have auto runs to gain fans for you just by logging in. If anything they proved they don't actually play the game.
>>562454492But /uma/ told me Maruzensky was a rugpull uma
>>562451195I don't know why Spe is so high
>>562454776Riichi City room?Surely the mahjong club wasn't lying about RC
>>562455637Hide in shame and pray it never comes to light
>>562455657
>>562455271JBC Sprint will be pure CBT, February Stakes will be normal torture
>>562455445I feel like it's going to get called yuri even if it isn't. I just really like Fuji and so I'm looking forward to the event as it's the only one that I'm aware of in which she's a main character (although I think she might be one of the main characters in that recent carnival event on JP as well).
>>562455672>gets Tenhou twice>still loses
>>562455721>where fancount is bloated to hell aNot actually true when the last few scenarios pretty much force you not to do optional races otherwise you fuck yourself. The max you get for the newest scenario is like, 500k or less if you're not running cards with boosted fan gain.
Post the Eishin Flash seiyuu.pngI need to show a friend who has Flash as his oshi kek
>>562455748But I don't have my Saki characters in RC...
>>562455445It's the beginning of the end
what if they brought this back during MANT?
>>562455910Real anons play MS. The /uma/ club claims to use RC now.
>>562454946The winning Maru is f2p tho
>>562455589I don't know about jp and therefore said possibly. As a 2hufag someone even booting up the game is a victory to me...
>>562455956i'd kill myself
>>562455895I hope your oshi isn't Daiwa
>>562455956You just play oguri cap because anything else loses
I will NYEVER forgive dacchis for ruinning the ultimate Danchou cup
>>562455858The bloat is from auto runs and better cards for farming (stronger carry cards and higher fan bonus cards). You can literally select the autoplay goddess that focuses races without even touching customization and let her farm fans for you in any scenario it supports, URA for example was viable for it last I looked at JP.
>>562455778
>>562455895Noo dont bully them
I love Rice
>>562456105And you are?
>>562456158danchou
>>562455956We're getting Golshi Week hard mode back this month.
>no new event>no new mission>CM finals in registration modewhat now? must we accelerate?
>>562455849What could leadsomeone to like Fuji Kiseki besides her tits?
>>562456158Mambo Danchou of course
>>562455895Why would that bother anyone? You like the uma for the uma.
>>562455956They are bringing it back with ballroom Fuji
>>562455258Ligne Balls
>>562455956I thought they would
as a bassist I want an uma voiced by hirano aya
Whoever told me I was going to die in group A semis…yeah you were right this is the first time I’ve never even qualified for B, fuck. Usually shitter hours meant I could eke out a win but I was seemingly the worst person in A.
>>562452934RIGGED!!!!!!!
my wife's seiyuu is gorgeous
>>562456358I thought she stopped being a seiyuu
>>562456113The only time I will "defend" myself but I don't do fan runs because my club's minimum is low enough that I don't have to and I go far beyond that anyway. I also only auto runs for parent farms which isn't of anyone on that list and even then I don't do parent runs often and am doing them even less now with the new paid system.
i don't understand guts decks
>there's two Emperors and I haven't pulled her once yet in either versionWhy even live, bros?I should just become a salaryman, work hard, learn JLPT 1, and move to Japan in my forties to find a twenty two year old who wants American citizenship.
>>562456261We had the aptitude test active today and tons of people bitched it had more rewards than they were willing to play to earn, there's CM finals tomorrow, and the new story event the day after. It's a good short time to make CM12 umas, make parent Umas, or rest.
What are the best overall skills for End Closers? Trying to make parents and I can only think of spurt as being a requirement for all of them
>>562456442authentic fatty (tho not as much as daiwa)
>>562456490just tag team your trainee's guts when the big shiny appears, lil bro.
>>562456442oguri cap bwo...
>>562455637I ain't posting that shit bwo
i dont like this image their aura without their glasses is evil this is some bad juju
>>562454492>both daccheaters in the second half
>>562456456No she still voices stuff every year. Granblue and Fairy Tail could probably keep her afloat by themselves
>>562451195ryan LOVE(i have 47 separate trainees, so my fan count is super spread out)
>>562454492MY MAESTRO DIDN'T PROC, IT DOESN'T COUNT ;_;
>>562456605
>>562456694Who's "we? :^)
>>562456642sudden urge to seduce zenno rob boy.
>>562456716He's pumping
>>562456694>>>>>>>we
>>562454521Those are called "men"
>>562456490click shiny training, get 3 stats raised at once
>>562456442Twitter bullied Suzuka's seiyuu for her pokemon team
>>562455271Just quit if you don't hit aptitudes in the first inspiration, from my runs for Ayabe completionist I feel like getting Sprint/Mile to at least C is mandatory to have a chance, you could maybe cope with Dirt D if you're lucky
>>562456694>we
>>562456605TETSUZANKO!
>>562452847This is a fan farming account isn't it
>>562456387Post your umas if you can. You could create a 1 run any deck any disaster of a mant run lower end S golshi with no S long and still get wins due to how many people refused to even play the scenario, so if you didnt use golshi then thats no surprise.
>>562456358streamer uma that stealth fucks her trainer while all her fans are watching
>>562456520spurt, uma stan, end corners/straights, nimble nav
>>562456694Post your fans.
>>562456389cute top 3!>>562456493the better Agnes shows her superiority!>>562456716Good to know you actually exist and aren't a shitpost...
>>562456936LoY already fucks her trainer on stream and her fans cheer for that
>>562456904>>562456605
>>562456857They deserve no less than hell. Her picks are cool, and she's a genuinely lovely person.Had never heard this until now, wtf.
>>562456948Fug I'm already borrowing to get guranteed nimble nav and I dont have cards for uma stan besides rng pearl. Is uma stan that good?
>>562456916I do 5 runs a day, not really farming fans but parent runs so I do more races than the usual player I guess
>>562457151SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>562457115uma stan essentially becomes mandatory for backliners as the game gets more and more bloated with skills. we're not exactly at that point YET but we're close.
>>562456642Biwa Hayahide is at a very Chinese time in her life
>>562457081
>>562456642Biwa is about to drop the gaslight to end all gaslights
>>562457151The soft, effeminate hands of a gacha player
>>562456904>>562456605>>562457081Not funny my cousin's cousin's uncle's friend's enemy died this way.
>>562457151
>>562457151did the doctor say what it is? I get this shit all the time and from what I could tell it was just due to constantly overwashing my hands.
Why does this retard keep deleting his own post
>>562457151T O K Y OOKYO
>>562457151What club are you in?
>>562456269I like how reliable she is and how she always does her best to make others happy. She's also very extroverted which I find appealing and I personally really like the aesthetic of short-haired girls. I also enjoyed her character development during her career, where first she discovers that she's not suited to running long races and then later on how she struggles with the pressure of everyone's expectations. Her non-story events during the career are also fun and interesting.From a gameplay perspective, Pace Chasers are my favourite running style and I like how you can choose one of two paths during her URA/Unity career. She also has a gold recovery as part of her skillset which I find to be very useful and she never has any trouble winning all of her races during ace and fan runs. I like that her growth rates are 20% power, 10% wit as with those I find it relatively easy to get a good statline with her.Also her racewear is one of my favourites.
>>562457115Ryan SR power has nimble nav hint on her chain, and you probably have at least the actupuncturist R version which still gets you stan if you unlock her dates before the end of the first year.
>>562456936This is just Loves Only You
>>562457151if my hand had that I'd freak out
>>562457335That's so sad. My brother's brother's cousin's friend's dad's son's friend's cousin's brother's brother died that way too
Is there a way to get slipstream via events
WIT
>>562453347Thank you for joining! :D Glad you enjoyed itAs for a specific date/time, I'm thinking I will open it an hour before day 2 of round 2 of the CM - so that would be 1PM PDT / 4PM EDT / 9PM GMT / 7AM JST, if I don't forget.I will also leave it to the discretion of the crowd:https://poal.me/x5sxrehttps://poal.me/x5sxrehttps://poal.me/x5sxre
>>562457151I want to fuck that cute, delicate, soft and pure hand.
>>562457151AlmondLove danchou is that you
>>562457524i kinda fuck with glasses palmer
>>562457524improves both daiwa and losing ticket tbqh
is uma stan good on front runners? i got it from the digitan event but should i buy it for my ace? aries cup btw
Bitch
>>562457634It's a velocity skill. We also have at least 2.3k SP.
>>562457151PLEASE BE IN /Uma/ Club RIGHT NOOOOOOW
>>562457698What the fuck are you talking about
this talk about a slightly feminine hand just confirms some of you fuckers do ERP in the club chat
>>562453335It's great. There's a ton of uma cosplay. I saw:>Special Week (high quality)(yaoi enjoyer)>Manhatten Cafe (small and cute)>Teoi (VERY high quality also cute)>Agnes Tachyon (forma de amazon costume school uniform)>Agnes Tachyon (mid but racewear at least)>Agnes Tachyon (cute)>Gold Ship (short)>Oguri Cap(short)>Tamamo Cross (extremely tall)>Eisen Flash (high quality also ENORMOUS boobs holy FUCK I literally almost fell over in the artist alley)>Symboli Rudolph (high quality)I was not expecting to see so much... is Uma actually popular bwos?
>>562457335Your cousin's cousin's uncle's friend's enemy should have trained bajiquan before picking fights but alas he could not see Mount Tai.
>>562455312/uma/ organized Danchou-only match room for /uma/ clubs, and everything was fine and dandy, until a regular member of Dacchis joined with his horses on a last 2 spots. Their dancho was already in the lobby. Organizer waited for 20-40 minutes for him to cancel, didn't happen, and they eventually decided to give it a go anyway.Lo and behold, Dacchis dancho actually won with his decroded Pace Ardan, and she wasn't a favorite, people called her a stat stick without any accels, so nobody expected her to win. People lay blame on other Dacchi member for sabotaging other frontrunners and giving her a win./uma/ had fun with this situation, people called for Dacchis disband, they demanded to rape the trespassing member, to annul their win, they basically became the #1 drama target overnight, temporary bumping Mambo away from that spot.Dacchis-danchud issued apology and there were some screencaps floating around, where their offending member said "sorry, I'm dumb". It's probably was just an honest mistake, but people already pinning it on a 5D chess move and underhanded "win it all" tactics, with likely some Mambo involvement behind the curtains.
>>562457769first day on 4chan?
>>562457634Not really, fronts have too many good skills to buy and you're gambling on it being a front heavy lobby
>>562457550why are you so autistic
>>562457769They dont have discord channels to post uma lewds in so this is the only alternativeCant have it all
>>562457550That rough time works for me, at least. So long as it's not like 5-8ish hours after that, all good. Well, good for me, hah.
>>562456919I did use golshi! Think I overwent stam (capped) and underwent speed (didn’t cap) and final velocity. Always hit recoveries, Straightaway spurt didn’t save me. I think I’ll be back to normal when it’s not the longs from hell.
>>562457524megane sex
>>562457769We always had ERP Fridays anon... sorry you weren't invited.
>>562457769>just confirms some of you fuckers do ERP in the club chatWe do. We've never pretended otherwise.
>>562457550I want to umapyoi you
>>562457237>>562457409Oh I didn't know she had it. I can get it like that then, I have her R version. Thank you.>>562457486Yeah thats what I'm working towards.
AHHHH STOP GIVING ME SO MANY WIT POINTS
Eishin Fridays
>>562457778pictures?
>>562457769anyone posting pictures of their literal body, even something as innocuous as their hand, on 4chan knows what they're signing up for.
>>562457151I MISSED IT SOMEONE POST IT ON CATBOX
>>562457769Occasionally I'll see posts off site about how Uma fans are going out of their way to show up to race courses leading to non-Uma fans having to adjust and flat out saving some from shuttering
>>562457550Based
>>562457769my hands could be feminine too, yknow...
>>562457550I hate you
>>562458031This, it's why I didn't post my balls. Only my club members get to see the pictures.
>>562458016I'm a trembling autistic freak I don't have the courage to ask women for photos. I did want to take a meme shot of Special Week looking at sweaty bara men but the moment passed too quickly unfortunately.
>>562458064The heck is shuttering
>>562457804>the recap episodegod, i'm reminded about how much i want dacchi death again.
>>562458119Thought that was a pink dangling penis in the thumbnail
Why does Brian love raping autistic children?
>>562458168closing their shuttersclosing down
Is Radiant Star worth getting for TT umas?Since it's a gold skill and all, or should I just grab more whites?
Alright fuck you guys my hands are not feminine I'm a manly blue collar worker and I just simply take good care of my hands cause i work with electric components which often require insulation gloves.The cause of these is likely because mosture gets trapped in the location and bad things grow there. It's not serious however it also wont go away without medication or so the doctor tells me.It also probably dosen’t help that I have a poor diet of what one of my friends call the 007 which is zero meats, zero veggies and 7 cigarettes.
>>562456490Just make sure to get your orange friendship bars as early as possible.
>>562458168https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shuttering
>>562458064Why would uma fans showing up bring up a need for non uma fans to stop the shuttering
>>562457550you're fucking retarded no one is going to vote in a poll that disgusting
>>562458160Thanks for making your OF exclusive
>>562457769I posted my hand here once and my wedding ring was visible and everyone asked me about my husband. /uma/ is very mean.
>>562458307lmao gay
>>562457151Look at these delicate hands I bet this nigga has soft palms
>>562458307>/uma/ is very mean.Why, was there something wrong with your husband at the time?
>>562458241if you can buy 3 at the cost of it, then no
When are we posting dicks
>>562458241Pointwise it's as efficient as a ~160 SP white
>>562458247>It's not serious however it also wont go away without medicationI get these constantly from hand washing too much, it goes away if you give it time and don't keep getting the area moist repeatedly.
>>562451153
>>562458168Shutting down. Depending on where you live, stores can have literal shutters that they have installed in front of the door/windows to keep people from stealing>>562458289A racetrack in Argentina is running the risk of being turned into apartments due to low attendance and Uma fans are dogpiling in order to keep it open right now
>unironic tranny faggot ERPpostingthis general is reaching the end of its lifespan, the rot is setting in
hol upit ended already? but my books...
>>562456825believe it or not the female population is very large and baseball fangirls do exist
I'm sorry danchou...I didn't login today at all and I probably never will again. I had so much fun today
>>562451153>>562458541>old people memes be like
>>562458568Oh, so it was just supremely bad grammar.
>>562458307Do you hate your husband or what
>>562458506Is there a chart of how much points each skill is worth in TT?Im really trying to update my team.
>>562458247It wasn't meant as an insult. I bet your handjobs feel amazing. I would meet up with you.
>>562458161It's probably all in your head. Unless you are really like really out of place somehow even in a nerd convention (doubt), then they would be more than happy to oblige, the attention is part of the fun, trust me. I'd ask them for you if I was there and I'm also a trembler. Now if they are wearing slut outfits its harder to ask but if its just uma cosplays go ahead and do it.
>>562458673Common = 500Rare = 1200
I'm going to run an auto scenario in JP with jobber support cards to see how many fans I can get
>>562457727I already bought (have on the list) all the necessitiesGroundwork combo 3 greensTTLTHHKiller TunesEscape ArtistOperation CacaoBarcaroleProf of CurvatureFront Runner Corner/Straights singlePlaytime's OverLeader's PrideI have Uma Stand and Prudent Positioning on the list, but I could drop them for Glittering Star, Fighting Spirit, Nimble, Straight Adept (?)>>562457808If its a heavy front lobby that means uma stan will proc yes
>>562458247>one of my friends call the 007 which is zero meats, zero veggies and 7 cigarettes.that's a good one
>>562458636I've had a bottle of sake and am on my third beer, any retardation on my part is due to that
>>562458673>Every time your character activates a normal rarity skill, you will gain 500 points. For a golden rarity skill, it’s 1,200 points.
>>562458596I couldn't get close to getting any of the gold books.. it's over
>>562458247>my hands are not feminine I'm a manly blue collar workerthis is something a woman would say>>562458062Here https://litter.catbox.moe/c0oojqxei3u4ym54.png you have 1 hour
>>562458630There was poal in previous thread >>562433278, and /uma/ is basically an unc general...
>>562458247explain the tastefully long free-edges of your nails, supposed blue collar male anon.
>>562458161>>562458757Just drink before you go to the convention bwos...
>>562458840guy has a FINGERMANKO
Post hands and your oshi
>>562458840jej
>>562458840nobody cares
>>562458629The anime trainer would be a good choice.
>>562458119>>562458793
>>562458840thanks grok
>>562458860Imagine being so old you were born in the previous millennium
>>562458247Well I like your fucking hands, okay? Nothing you say will make that stop me from liking them. Get the fuck over it.
Anyone have Taishin going down the slide?
>everyone in rooms has 1200 spd/pwr/witman, I can't even get pwr to 1200 in half my runs
>>562457151my danchou is so cute..
>>562458926I feel like you don't want whatever is on his hand to spread onto you penis..,
>team trials retention is over 702,000 nowStopGoddamn
>>562458247Cute nails bwo
>faggot ERP in /uma/I guess we had a good run
jack off before posting, all of you
>>562458673In addition to what the other anons said, you get bonus points for a good start and lose points for a late start so Focus + Concentration are high value but everything else is the same. Never double circle shit, you get zero bonus points for a double circle white compared to the base version
>>562459004curren LOVES old men though
>>562458247Doesn't matter your hand looks cute. Feminine even.
>>562459020I don't have the video but I do have this edit.
>people would rather harass hand anon than do more runsgrim
>>562458840>you have 1 hourbwo the image is in the archives
>>562459081not like i'd want a genuine one on it
>>562458930I'd be called a whore if I did it now
>grasswonder sofcore ERP and by ERP I don't mean enterprise resource planning>/uma/ lusting after some poor anon's handsit's just another regular day at /uma/ huh
>>562459181What if they're waiting on the TP to regenerate
>>562457898That would explain a lot even without seeinng all the specifics. You can go as long as 900 maybe 800 stam with more skills and still hit spurts most of the time meanwhile not capping speed is death. It's okay, take it easy.
>>562459180KWAB
>>562459146Wheres the spot to meetup and uma post for this
I want to have sex with Daitaku Helios's voice
>>562459152Okay I see.This was like something I trained up last night.I assume pretty great with the six golds.Do uniques have any more value or just treated like a normal white skill?
>>562459181Shut up dancho
>>562459146I wish my hands were that cute so I could pretend it's my trainee doing it
danchou said that we need to send him more pics of us dressed as umas to stay in the club
is it sexist that i automatically assume any trainer with a female name is an easy target in team trials?
>>562459268pmuchAnyway whats the meta for next CM im still trying to make last minute aces for pisskiss?
sometimes I wonder what countries are the most represented by /uma/ besides burgers
>>562459181I did like 10 runs yesterday to finish that event, I'm not doing shit today
>>562459458mambro..
Which trainees are the best to pair with XOguri next CM?
>>562459181I haven't done a run in over 2 months. I'm just here to fap to umas.
>>562459482I think we had a poll for this, and it was quite a lot of G*rmans.
>>562458161As a cosplayer this is the best feeling ever, so definitely go for it next time!
which club has the most cute danchou?
>>5624595342 with Dominator
>>562458247please be inM A M B OAMBO
>HandsBoring. Should i post tummy?
>>562459006Nice Nature would say this but without the swear words
>>562459146Only if you help me.
>>562459393Your unique has greater score based on level, inherited uniques are the same as common skills
>>562459534runaway suzuka + hybrid dominator
imagine being a grown as man and still bitting your nails lmaonailmaxxing is the best way to tell you're a clean person. you can be all shaved, washed, and dressed nicely but having your nails dirty or very small and uneven exposes you instantly for being a pig
>>562459618teiobwo?
>>562459393Normal, they're expensive and you should be skipping them unless you get an inspo hit, though personally I don't like wasting clocks on a TT uma run so I'll grab one good inherit before my first race if I don't get a good skill hint/have something natively
>>562459665>provide the enemy fronts an easy NSM
>>562459618Its gonna be big like Oguris
>>562459618Only if it's slim and feminine.
>>562459618No one wants to see your gross fat lard.
>>562459474Meta for next CM and just about every other medium CM in MANT will be Xmas Oguri vs Fronts (featuring Dominator)
>>562459724get A&S and 1200 power on your Suzuka so that they'll never hit NSM
>>562459678I don't get how anyone bite their nails I've tried doing it intentionally to try and understand but it literally doesn't work??
>>562459682>crashes the imageboard
>>562459678It doesn't even cost much to get them done at a salon if you don't want to do it yourself.
>>562459810>>562459678I never got it either I always clip them if I get too lazy to file them
>>562459810>anon's teeth are so feminine that they cannot bite through his fingernailsgrim
>>562459665>>562459602>runaway SuzukaI don't have that kuudere boring ass trainee so Tachyon+grASS it is
>>562459180
>>562459724Low odds of meeting someone insane enough to build NSM Front, even lower odds that it will proc because late-race starts on corner #3
>>562459462>female name>no fronts as ace>uma-specific title but uma is not an aceEasiest retention
>>562458896I used to do that. I'd get stupidly drunk in cosplay and just walk around the artist alleys and stuff. Good times.
>>562459924you're trying too hard...
>>562459998>>562459998>>562459998
for the completionist title, is it just g1-g3, or do i need all ex trophies as well
>>562457550Would be cool to have these dancho/club deathmatches for G1 races when they happen irl (Osaka Hai this weekend for example), though the difference between tryhard and non tryhard umas for each track would be too big
>>562459893what's orfe doing back there?
NTR is such a useless piece of shit card, I can't believe people spent money on this
>>562457550Is Flam allowed to join again next Danchou lobbies
>>562460156yes
>>562457408Will you be pulling for her new skin?
>>562459678>having your nails dirtySorry for scratching myself all the time
>>562460067Giving trainer what he deserves.
When did Eager and Take the Chance become skills?
>>562460223Yes, I'm going to pull until pity if I have to.
>>562459271I got bored of running longs and funny thing is I made a golshi I could’ve won with after I ran out of tries. Oh well! Marking it even as I expected to completely skip last CM as I was on vacation, but got some gibs as I was auto entered bc I qualified.No more stam gaslight for meeee
>>562460384Roughly 14 hours ago
>>562459796fug, I don't have XOguri well I guess ill do fronts then
>>562459893>Mister CB picked up her trainer and ran off and never returned so it got cancelledUhhhhhhh
>>562460482The stam gaslights are crazy. It's why I just check hakuraku nowadays. Goated site and dev.
>>562457468Tragic.>>562457801Well it was going well for him, but then this one guy with glasses appeared out of nowhere and showed him what's up...
I want uma milk
>>562460676even that was tough this time because of the down hill in late race meaning final hp value not representativethere's sperf delay and hp required estimate but not as easy as just looking at final remaining hp
I fucking hate training late surgers
