>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>562377161
erg is finished
Bloodhound's Fang best starter weaponyuh or nuh?
>>562462543no classes start with that
*angry Pure Impulse Straghess noises*
>>562462550WYLDJEETS GET DOWN
>>562462543nyuh
>>562462674cringe reddit post
>>562462543Yes but it's boring. Same with reduvia, golden halberd, etc. Honestly all "starter weapons" are boring.
>>562462779that post made me smile while your post made me cringe
>>562462543too heavy
>>562462543As in quick limmy weapons to speedrun up to the farum azula smithing bell with? I would completely agree it's probably the best weapon for that, you can +10 it before morgott then switch to the star fists for radabest
>>562462830Winged Scythe is based for early faithmaxxers
>>562462830No dey aren't. None of dose are even in da same league as bloodhound fang.
>>562462838*gouges your eyes out with my thumbs*
where diallos???
>>562463205bet you can't!
All weapons in ER are boring actually.
>>562463340False
>>562463280did you talk to him at round table first?>>562463340this is ironic-y
>>562463280to your right somewhere i think..
>>562463280not here
The only fun weapon in ER is a modded marais sword where L2 is a stance that goes into R1 sweep rekka or R2 drill.
>>562463017i luh dis post
clearly the frogs did this
>>562463280This reminds me of my first playthrough where I only talked to Diallos once and then I found his equipment when the round table burned, brilliant quest design
>>562463340Some of them. Not all.
>>562463384>>562463668Name interesting weapons.actually I changed my mind and Rellana's swords are interesting (but mid)
>>562463625>using hp lossretard
GG ED dogs. Incredible loot this game.Not a single negation drop, ranged damage drop, not a single bow etc. Amazing, had to play with base bow and whatever you would gave me lmao.
>>562463570>>562463017Stop that
>>562463545If they gave a lot more weapons stance they would be more fun
>>562464023Conflicted gg. I'm always a little suspicious when multiple wending graces come out of nowhere. I know, I know. It can happen naturally. But even so, it nags at me.If I realized luck was that bad, I would have pinged the 24% full HP negation I found at the starting camp. I dropped it near the end of the expedition in exchange for skill power, because I had a 30% talisman on.But as it turns out, that mere 30% wasn't enough to prevent me from getting oneshot multiple times from the dogs. They were slapping me for full HP bars.
>>562464247This and also giving unique powerstance movesets to different weapon combinations, and also unique movesets to weapons in the same class.
>>562463746Both the dancing swords
Clapcake, if you can hear me, I beg of you to post your full boobs Please
DS2 had the best meme weapons.You want a twinblade that you can use as a sorcery catalyst? It's there. It's fucking shit, but it exists.
good morning ergisrael
>>562464480I'm not gonna here, add me on discord, it's the same as my twitch.
>Everytime i get summoned the enemies barely take magic damageIs this a scadu tree fragment thing or are dlc enemies just really resistant to magic damage?
>>562465895How the fuck are you getting summoned?
>Clever's moveset pack>weapon catalysts>Buyable crafting matsAny other good mods for a new playthrough?
>>562465895The enemies in the dlc are mostly resistant to magic and weak to holy to make up for the fact that most of the enemies in the base game are weak or neutral to magic and resistant to holy
>>562463746Any weapon that has unique heavy attacks or heavy attacks with the feint built in (Ruins UGS, Frozen Needle, Smithscripts, Lizard GS, Raptor Talons, Urumi, Bear claws, Ornamental SS, Meteoric Ore Blade, Perfumes, Flamberge). Weapons with followups to their ashes or stance. (Solitude GS, Magma wyrm CGS, Bloody Helice, Eleonora's Poleblade). Dueling shields also have block frames and Lazuli/Carian sword have block frames on heavy, RIP Valorheart. Backhand blades also continue your run on running attack. I think there's a bunch of great weapons, but ER has a ton of boring ones.>>562464364That would help a lot too, there's so few weapons in ER with moveset variation within the weapon class. Sword Lance is the only one I remember desu. Take more DNA from DS2/3 in terms of weapon variety. They could also take some inspiration from DS1/2 with some of the staves having unique bashes (Tin banishment, Manus catalyst, Demon catalyst, Bat Staff), or make more weapon catalysts and more catalyst ashes of war like in DS2/3. I guess ER has the Rotten Crystal Staff, but the idea doesn't seem fleshed out. Also weapons with interesting scaling mechanics are very underused or maybe nonexistent in Elden Ring, like Soul/Demonbrandt in Demons Souls, Lost Sinner's, something like that. Dragon transformation in DS1 also had unique barehand attacks with added damage, and there was pretty good barehanding with Vanquisher's Seal in DS2. Another idea that evaporated at some point.
I'm fucking tired of fighting balancers.
>>562465991There's a guy working on porting the Nightreign bosses I think
I bet my virginity that they'll release the SOTE weapons on the 1 year anniversary
>>562466672who are you going to lose it to?
>>562466164What do I do as a caster? Just go fuck myself?
>>562466672don't worry, even if you lose that bet (you will) your virginity will remain intact
>>562466824cc
>>562467193It's not that bad, keep casting.
>>562467193how dogshit awful is your build that you're getting filtered by some magic resistance?
none of the glintstones feel like the css
>>562468087Where did I say I couldnt kill the thing I'm shooting? I'm asking if the damage was because of the hosts scadu tree or if the enemies are resistant. Calm your tits.
is it real?
>>562468326sorcery is overpowered. your fault if you're not doing damage
This is one of the strongest Recluses I have ever played with, I have never seen somebody use two respecs like that, does it really affect damage that much? What's the logic here? I though Recluses already had the highest int and fth in the game
>>562468536Oh, youre just mad I use magic.
>>562468414would a movie set really be so exposed like that? seems doubtful
>>562468414>Elden Ring movieJesus, I forgot that was a thing, I bet there's tons of people excited over that shit
elden ring movie set leaked
>>562469282I'm very excited
>>562469226natural weathering of it via rain and such would enhance the look and is surely a movie trick used by these productions
Baby, baby, baby, ohLike baby, baby, baby, noLike baby, baby, baby, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mineBaby, baby, baby, ohLike baby, baby, baby, noLike baby, baby, baby, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
>>562469357Good for you little Jimmy
>"This is one of the strongest Recluses I have ever played with">looks inside>haruharu hermit with dormant reapers
>>562469504uoh
>Heh you don't know [e-celeb] setup? Here's a pedophile image to show that I'm laughing at you, shoulda spent more time at twitch with the xisters boyo
sludge invented haruharu hermit
>>562469382what happened to your baby?
gg 3x wndie+nok
>>562469382Aryan music alert!!!
>>562462543Lordsworn Straight Sword
>>562468414tarnished…
>>562468552That's just a shit version of Duchess Aff+6 respec Balancerslop
>>562468552this is embarassing sludge
>>562470243Perhaps, but I don't understand the logic behind the double respec
>>562468552this is cheated, are you retarded dude?
>>562470073gg, big dick damage.Trish missed the purple skill attack power axe in shop, very sad.
Who's going to be cast as queen Marika the eternal
>>562470710Idris Elba
>>562470710Elle PAWGning
>>562470710debra wilson
>>562468414Who are they going to make black?
>>562470983Ranni
>>562470073Gg whole gang killa shit>>562470535Oh nyo..
>>562470379its a cheater using the most broken setup in the game who cares, theres probably no logic
>>562471084>Rannisha the Witch
>>562471156I love girls
>>562471256>most broken setup in the gameExcept they aren't using it on Duchess, so no... I can understand the confusion.
q'd
>>562471084nah they always cast black people as sidekicks of important characters so i'm thinking blaidd or that crucible knight next to tanith.
>>562470983Boggart
>>562470983Tarnished>>562470710Hunter Schaffer
>>562471341reddit joecat simp type post
>>562471404if we're talking about in general for every character dorm reapers balancers is literally the most broken setup. who gaf, stop being pedantic if you know what i meant. you're drooling over a basic bitch build people actively avoid because it breaks the game so hard so you're probably a shitter
>>562471526I read a good fanfic about them a few weeks ago. Really romantic, missionary loving.
>>562471672Ohhhh that sounds really adorable. They have grown on me as a couple.
>>562471525joecat?
Maybe the best npc phantom of all time
>>562471742Oh hey, found it.https://archiveofourown.org/works/77811721?view_adult=true>>562471829
>>562472179I remember this art. She's great too.
can someone post the 'box link to clapcake's tits? I don't feel like digging the 'chive
>>562472179Cute! Thank you. I'm reeeaaaadddddiiiinnnnnnggg~
Ah… peace and quiet… not a thread shitter in sight…
>>562472179Wish I had recorded but she died shoving the npc invader off a ledge into the water. My hero.
>>562466672Your anal virginity
gg gareking
Forgot to pause a stream in the background probably didn't help with the skipping
>>562474460Don't shoot his Devil Stick!
>>562474558Are you streaming?
>>562474460ping your location when using buffs and perfumes>>562474871No
>>562474961okay sorry
>>562475059slut
>>562475029slut
tinpo more like bimbo
>>562475129sorry...
>>562475227>>562475295>>562475297sissy
>>562475227that's not a slut that's Rya!
Holy shit DS2 NG+, what the fuck
>>562475807:o
>>562475490faggy erg sissies!
>>562474305you spoke way, way too soon…
>>562474460>game with the thread shitters finished>thread shittery resumes
>>562476229pumping
>>562475860There's 3 DS1 pyromancer enemy npcs in this one area that used to be empty, and they have all sorts of spells. floating mines, durability breaking fog, aoe and projectile spells. Pretty epic. They almost accidentally killed a friendly npc in t he area which wasn't cool.
>>562476340>I don't play the game >just complain>I'm not a threadshitter though
Ds2 is gay and
>>562475807>>562476468From Software stopped giving a shit about NG+ after DSII which makes me sad.
>>562476340You struck a nerve here
gg comfy caligo run
gg caligo
>>562476340You were onto absolutely nothing here*
>>562476514*reddit>>562476441We know you are a faggot mushpest you didn't need to announce the thread
>>562470983the tarnishedit would be kino unironically
>>562476340>>562476240>>562476514Immediately proven correct
>>562472179>>562472417I loved it! I love them as a couple even more now. >"Any path without you is a barren one" was left unsaid. So cute. >To have his seed take root in this powerful woman and partake of her strength… The very thought of her bearing such progeny for him filled him with a fresh wave of lust.This is the proper way to feel towards strong women. Not to be emasculated and throw a tantrum, but to be like, "I NEED to put a baby in her to make strong children". It just makes me really happy, the image of her laying on him feeling safe and loved for the first time. She deserves it ; u;
There's even a female DS1 pyromancer with butcher knife in shrine of amana because fuck you>>562476519The lord of copium inside of me hopes Tarnished edition will change that, but that's an insane thought desu.
>>562477165Well Tarnished Edition was delayed. Never say never.
>>562477134girl
>>562477134It's good isn't it? It really makes you believe that they could be together despite all the darkness of the conflict around them, and their own demons yet unfurled and conquered. It made me view them in a new light, and I'd even venture as far to say that both character designs were absolutely made for people to ship them and lust after; Undertaker has the bodice every man would love to take, and Scholar has the demeanor, jaw, and age every woman would love to help. Would not shock me if both characters were designed by a woman.
>>562468730I'm fresh off an incredibly cheesey sorc run. You have so many sources to stack your damage it's not even funny.
>>562464480>>562464756>>562476441>>562476229This is the Elden Ring & Nightreign general. Stick to game discussion or cease your activities.
>>562478226>>562476441
>>562478068>Using a vanilla screenshotYou completely misunderstood my point.
wish Greatsword was a blue so you could pull it from orbs.
>>562478226>AI >Fishnet leggings in sports clothingAbsolute garbage taste with no sense of fashion.
>>562478505gooners and thread shitters are known for having taste, of course.
>>562478405ok man whatever. yeah you totally cant stack terra, 2 stave passives, mix and match from like 5 different talismans that all buff sorc/magic damage, or use physik while using OP spells like night comet and slicer and rock blast once you enter the DLC, you are totally just a victim of the system
>>562478226>off-topic lust-provoking image
>>562478990you seem upset
>>562477372<3>>562477536I 100% agree with you. Even in their remembrances we see how much they support each other and how much he relies on her and how he doesn't flinch or shy away from seeing everything about her. He gives her purpose and focus and makes her feel needed while desiring to help her too. Without being overtly romantic, they gave us enough to steer us in that shipping direction. I like that the fan fic author put in the in game dialog too. >Would not shock me if both characters were designed by a woman.I'm right there with you, Scholar especially. You can tell by how many women flocked to him with fan art. Tragic soft boys...It's why Wyldhusband has so much art of him too. Also I love the energy that the fanfic author gave him when they were intimate, it wasn't just her having her way with him, he had the right amount of commanding her while still being sensitive and reading her feelings perfectly. They really captured the idea that he has paid a lot of attention to her.
>>562479129Sure.
gg melted bugs
I know Miariam's vanishing is probably inferior to simply rolling in PvE but it feels so cool dodging an attack with it.
the one true pairing
Do other tarnished NPCs just.... not do anything? Are we the only ones actively trying to become Elden Lord other than maybe Gideon?
>>562480451
>>562480451Vyke tried, as did Bernahl. There's a not at all fleshed out story beat that Tarnished refuse to give up their maidens or Melina.
>>562480565>t. coping tarnished who cant see grace
>>562480894Panic rollingThat terrible dogshit latency hit 10 seconds inJust randomly doing le cinematic spell to see if it hitsFucking terrible webm
>>562480894Based.>>562481150Not based.
>no one was running artslop>guardian and scholar too>every night boss took 5 minutes to killok I'm never playing scholar again
>>562478226Talk to em sis preach>>562479287>It's why Wyldhusband has so much art of him too.True!
>>562480451They all gave up or went on to do something else
>>562478226I love asuna
Anyone in queue?
>>562483504nvm 3/3
Anyone in Quebec?
Porn addicts have destroyed this general.
Anyone in bed?
>>562483816thisthisthis
>>562483826beanbag, 2/2
>>562483826playing deadlock rn
>>562483816Puritans have drove them out of mainstream social media and they just use this place and discord for their shit it's so fucking annoying
>>562483816Porn addicts have destroyed this society.
Man I love this armor. So badass. Shame you can't be a skeleton in DS.
wtf I don't remember putting 13 hours into deadlock
Removing solo invasions was a good move by Fromsoftware
>>562484673sexooo
>>562484459>>562484673put a trigger warning next time thanks
>>562484673
>>562484673I agree, but removing 4v2 in ER was a huge mistake.
>>562483816>>562484383This but the jews
Anyone up for another playthru?
>>562484673Not really, they should have made it so cuck blues are immediately summoned to defend clueless solo hosts instead
>>562484673I think I speak for everyone when I say we don't want to see your fugly dysgenic troon freak character.
>>562484750>>562484803>>562485286You cant convince me all these posts arnt from one person.
>>562484673so white it heals
Margit says "tarnished" with a hard R
Come to think of it, DS2 has the first weapon with block frames on it. That's amusing.
gg mystery women
>>562485941gyat
>>562484673>ugly troon character>dogshit takeNo, because solo invasions often led to blue summons or the host summoning regular co-op, which means more net activity. >>562485286Based and correct
>>562485941gg, but what happened at the end? I thought the boss still had about 1/6th of a life bar left, and then suddenly they're dead. I knew we had the fight in the bag, but I'm still shocked by how fast they died there.
>>562485941gg nightmare lobby
>>562485375Stop being in denial. Your character is fucking hideous.
My current streak is 20. Not my best streak, but still, I think the big 20 is worth note.
>>562486059you just want to bully solo retarder pvers
>>562486061idk either>>562486147mean...
>>562486196proud of you cutiewant a headpat?
>>562486197Not really, no sport in that and it's boring but more activity is always a plus
>>562486158Thats not my post
>Blue starts emoting at the host after they gank the invader, the host just ignores them>Blue gets sent home in favor of summoning the third phantom who's actual friends with the host>Blue starts teabagging and throwing shitpots after the invader dies and the host just gets the ick and leaves with his friend>Blue waits hours to be summoned just to also gets cucked by a fogwall or the host dying immediatelyHumiliation ritual, why did they add this pointless shit to the game, blues should be invaders like in the first game again
I love that I can get head pats irl
>>562484673Weird ass image and post>>562484884Finally someone who understands the game
>>562486312blues are basically cuck bodyguards
>>562485375there’s one or two tards (likely the usual suspects) who reply repeatedly to posts that make them angry so it’s not impossible
>>562486312I remember the absolute SEETHE that was coming from reds being endlessly invaded by blues during DS2. Was funny as hell.
>spend the first few hours of playthrough unlocking dlc>finally finish>lose all interest in continuing Anyone else do this? I've barely actually done anything and im already tired.
35 vig?
>>562486639
>NOOOOOO!!!! IM SUPPOSED TO INVADE YOU! STOP INVADING ME!!!!Reds have always been whiny snowflakes
>>562486770mine is 28
>>562486312On paper being able to get help specifically to deal with invaders is a neat idea but it only makes sense when it's a lone player out of their league, getting a blue helper when you already have a squad of helpers is silly but the system is set up so that there is no lone innocent players to help and blues are just the backup of gank squads.
>>562484673you sparked an old but gold red vs blue flamewar congrats troonella
Blues used to actually help people. Now they're just sad gankers that nobody, not even the host, cares about.
>>562486569As a red that got constantly invaded by blues let me tell you they were endless, I don't know if it was because I was the only red around but they kept coming one after the other I couldn't even quit out the game without them beating at the door trying to get in.
>>562486667It makes sense when you realize that in the time it took you to unlock the dlc you probably could have done a entire playthrough of DS3 or BB. Game is huge.
UUUOOHHHH I SUW HOPE NYUTHIN BYAD HAPPINS >:3 =w=
>>562487424eeeerrrmmmm.....
yuh yuh
>>562487424are you doing ok?
>>562486667Yes. It’s really not good for replaying and needed to be streamlined more.
I still think dreglord looks like a regular elite enemy, not a boss, let alone a final boss. In both forms.
sote weapons was promised to us 3000 years ago
we were sent by the gods to dispatch the sinful…
I appreciate you anon
gg birbs
gg blood swamp
still too autistic to use lltbt award
>>562488476so flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83B0_ZJPjZ0
>>562487792He's literally reskinned Manus
i feel like shidding, sorry bros
>>562488749>
2/3 cause that guy dodged
>>562488840Isnt that usually what youre supposed to do in these games?
>>562488587>he's le manus because beastialy elememtand and le staff! Everything else about him is very different, looks closer to a skeleton than a beast/demon, whatever Manus is supposed to be. >>562487792Disagree.
What if ironeye was a snake
>>562488840Even though I'm stuck at 1/3
>>562489058He's not zesty
>>562489191This, and I'm sick of the homos/browns/degenerates trying to claim him.
>>562489058gay
>>562489006Thats exactly what a reskin is, he has the same shape and skeleton of the original. 1500 vbucks skin ahh boss.
>>562489191>>562489257He is a cool snake
Man...
>>562489240this this this this this this this
>>562489443soul...
>>562489443That looks like shit.
>>562489405it's a really funny skin it'll give a laugh for every penny
>>562489478>>562489494Duality of Man.
>>562489443Peak souls 2
>>562489405>same shape Not really>same skeletonProof?
>>562489191>>562489240he's a twink mode ranged sissy so femboys like him
>>562489443Reddit Souls 2*
>>562489619You don't know what words mean if you think he's a twink. By your brain-rot standards, anyone not built like Raider is a 'twink'. >ranged sissyAny decent IE plays him like a hybrid or melee thoughbeit. Go browse more fanshart instead of playing the game as per.
>>562468552I don’t think anyone’s really done testing on stats effects on type of damage but I wouldn’t be surprised if faith influences holy damage more than we think. The logic of balancers recluse is that you have infinite fp and can stay active in a fight longer. The main drawback of balancers relcuse is reviving a bad situation is near impossible and a slow team will kill your game
>>562489787gonna cry?
>>562479130what's lust provoking about it?
787rape victim
>>562489787>>562489240>deviljeet has his fragile ego hurt by ironeye fanartKEKYPOO!
1/3
>>562489902boobs
>>562489870>>562489908>>562489920Don't describe your current state of being.
>>562489191He's the zestiest and sissiest nightfarer around, and it's the same for anyone who mains him.
>>562489839Anyone can haloslop a boss to death in the 4 shards the game guarantees you. FP cost and FP pool are even more irrelevant if you are given shards or visit a mage tower.
>>562490015exejeet is literally a cross-dresser, so no. Upset?
>>562489939I just got off
>>562489920its so funny how only him and the mass reply fag get butthurt over depictions or insults of their favorite character, you don't see undertaker or revenant mains throwing a melty like this when you make fun of their classthread shitters will always be easily triggerable i guess
>>562489987>sissy meltycinema
>>562489902I like blonde bimbos so it's pretty obvious what.
>>562490180who does mass reply guy get butthurt over?
>>5624901593/3
>>562489902gay
>>562490254wylder, obviously. you dare say one ever so slightly negative thing about wylder or wylder mains and this mfer will hound you with multiple replies and samefagging. absolute mental illness as well as a case of severe narcissism, oh and don't you dare talk good about executors or raiders because he'll get upset at that too.something tells me this dude had a rough upbringing for him to act this way
What does 'kekaroo' mean
>>562490730It's a corruption of kek born from the dragonball general on /a/ back when super was airing, used in their memes/copypastasIt doesn't mean anything it's just another way of typing "lol"
>>562490802how did lol get corrupted to kek
>>562490730Just some rape victim's way of saying "kek"
>>562490802Funky.
>>562490657that reference is older than every poster here
>>562490657literally me
>>562490327Idc>>562490180>>562490189>threadjeet self narration
>>562490638Can't really speak for mass reply shitter but no terr used to spam anti-Wylder shit because he's obviously an insecure faggot about his main, so he got the same treatment in return, not gonna let you spin the narrative.
>>562489987thanks for proving my point deviljeeter
>>562491083see >>562489987
rapedbabble after the deed >030
>>562491030you just can't help yourself but talk about terr at any given point time in huh?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING IMAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE>>562483816
>>562490730Its Australian. It comes from the evolved Kangaroo.
>>562491729cupcake after I brutalized radahn
gg hotdogs
>>562489443Miyazaki could never.
gg big 3 dog
This thing is fucking gross and ugly
>Every child of marika has some fucked up deformalityWhat the fuck is going on with her womb?
>>562491967Cursed eternally by the hornsent :)
wtf is this bug
>>562491967I mean, no? The only ones who did were the omen brothers and malenia.
>>562489240>>562489191He’s boring as shit is what he is>>562489443Rare good image from troon souls 2
>>562491835Totally agree, the Two Fingers in the background look pretty dope though.
>>562491030Thank you for blowing the fuck out of his lying brown shitter asshole and making him reveal himself crazy how this dude will try to pretend he isn’t here and immediately cry when people shit talk him
>>562492147>Omens>Malenia has space aids>Radahn is just huge so I guess hes normal-ish>Miquella cursed to be small forever>Dont know about Ranni before she did away with her bodyGodwyn was the most "normal" of the bunch it seems
>>562490180not really. trish obsessed schizo has massive conniptions when you remind him his character is brown and wears skirts. funny to watch every time.
We need to find devilsaar a new terr this is just embarrassing at this point
>>562490802I don’t believe that at all. Seems like something that would predates them.
>>562492362It’s funny cus he’s the one who antagonizes literally every other class and regular player here but as usual he wants to try his thread shitting false flag method like people don’t have eyes and claim it’s everyone else doing it. This jeet is so sad man.
>>562490730it just sounds like the cock that talks to a dawn
>>562491729… relevance?
>>562492298We're not talking about them being normal though, it was about fucked up deformalities. The only obvious ones being the omens and malenia. Miquella is just small so that doesn't exactly count. Unless you really hate manlets, I guess.
ESL post
>>562490638>>562490638it's really funny though, he's like a child
>lose dozens of duels in a row>rank unchanged>win one (1) duel>rank up still no idea how the colosseum rankings really work
>>562492650Miquella being bullied by the other demigods for being a manlet is my headcanon now
>>562492650miquella is unripe bro
>>562492650Miquella is not even small, it's a dumb meme for people who didn't play the game, Radahn is huge and Miquella doesn't even look that dwarfed by him at all
>>562492496pretty much. as much as i dislike guardian everyone knows it’s him behind the guardianjeet/wyldjeet spam shit and whatnot. not surprising everyone struck back against him.
>>562491835They used to be grosser and uglier.
Miquella being small is just one of those things that feels right even if it obviously isn’t true. Him being a 9 foot tall lanklet is weird, but also fitting for how ‘unappealing’ his in game model is.
Reminder
>>562493276Wtf
>>562493251Hahahaha fucking idiot
>>562492286this is the most mentally ill post I've seen in a while, good job man. i will pray for you that you'll get over your obsession one day>>562492362>trish obsessed schizo>implying most people don't think trish is an obnoxious sperg
>>562493251Incredible genius>>562493276Absolutely disgusting
>>562493416>TOS woke upuh oh pack it up thread is over
>>562493416>thread shitter feels called out from the truth Point that finger back at yourself deranged faggot maggot freak
anyone redeeming the queue?
>>562468414>ruined churchOh god that means they're doing it post shattering.I hope it's fake
>>562493489>>562493510thanks for proving my point with the double replies and samefagging earlier it's hilarious how batshit insane you are
>>562493615you were kidding yourself if you really expected it to expand on the story and lore like that instead of just being a summary of the game's key moments so that gamer audiences can freak out about recognizing the game they played on the big screen and give them free social media marketing
>>562493513naam?
>>562493785naamloos
>Miquella the Small>Miquella the Tiny>Miquella of The Halig Sprout>Miquella the Never Reaching (the top shelf)>Miquella of The Footstool >Miquella of The Booster Seat>Miquella The Stander on Tipy Toes
>>562493651>schizojeet cope delusions immediately busted outClockwork cinema. Every single time
>>562493918smaller than revvy?
>>562493651you need help you fucking weirdo stop responding to me
>>562493918>>562494064New canon alert. Much better than the crap Miyahacki and Fartin came up with!
>>562494063>>562494095you. are. mentally. ill. quit your double replying already.
>>562493276I'm chalking it up to becoming a god made him look like a weirdo. Everything else about Miquella implied he was shorter than everyone.
OH N-
>>562494183Shut. Your. Faggot. Mouth. You insufferable thread shitting maggot pest.
>>562494217You cant just say that because theyre black.
>>562493416 (me)meant for >>562490638 and >>562490180
>>562494240>>562494183>>562494143>Miquella and St. Trina having an argument before Miquella pushes her in a pit
>>562494217My money is on the giant stone worm, those things got some sick moves.
>>562493843Crystal lizard
>>562493785terrjeeta
qing
you guys are some real goofballs
>>562494240>>562494321alright fine, you wanna do this? you wanna keep going until bump limit? i can do it. let's keep insulting each other until one of us gives up
>>562494425>>562494257OHN-
>>562494217wow, imagine radiohead playing this arena
>>562494590I think that you are cute when you get uppity
>>562494528arent you d2
>>562494675i don’t. he’s just really annoying. someone should give him his pacifier so he shuts up already.
Which two anons are having it out? I'm not going to read the thread, but I would like to pass personal judgement.
>>562494810It’s whatever
Radabros...
>>562494918>I CAN'T RING
>>562494826>>562494675how many more times are you gonna samefag and reply twice i wonder?
>>562494528you're late, maybe next time.
>>562495038just as many times as it can be fun for you because it can stay fun for me!
>>562495193fuaaaaark...
>>562494590>>562494240>>562494095
>>562494528I can queue in 20m
>>562495253I just got in a pub game
hey @ other /erg/ couples do you kiss in game? my bf and I do our kissing emotes before every fog gate and nightlord
>>562494528kys cheater
>>562495360How do I get an erg gf?
>>562495214>>562495250>admitting to itgood to know even you yourself are aware you're nothing more than an incessant thread shitter
queuing
>>562495509I'm probably not the first anon you were having fun with I just jumped in on the fun, for fun and joy
>>562495706uoh
ergsisters its never been so over
>>562496076Everything will spin up again as the film gets closer and closer to release. Duskbloods too.
>>562495509>>562494183>>562494095
>>562495425first, you have to be nice
>>562496289Get off 4chan, Miquella.
>>562495425>""""""""""g"""""""""""f
>>562496362
>>562462830They're boring because you keep seeing them, not because they're inherently boring.
>>562495361ily too
>eslbrown self-narrating xer meltykino
>>562462830They're boring because they're the same goddamn weapons since 2011. Even Demon's Souls has more unique weapon animations compared to the later games.
>>562470128I could go the whole game with it
>>562495706Wylder is so lucky…
>>562495360which emotes?
>>562495706Daughters...
>>562496213>>562495731>he's still doing itlol
He didn’t give me Radagon’s Icon…
>>562497339Name and shame.
>>562497363It was a pub game, and I did have +2 cast speed from a weapon passive anyway.
>>562497363Oneesan Wrld Ord. Lil guy cries after looking in other inventories I guess.
>>562497339Sometimes I grab a talisman with the intent of giving it to others but by the time I catch up with them I forget all about it.
>>562497458Stop being mean to me. I’ll twerk
>>562497339In pubs, your allies inventories are black holes. You should expect nothing to ever escape them, and looking at them will only drive you mad.
>>562497339based wyldalit shitting on revtroons
>>562497538I'm not your oneesan though. Don't grief yourself by looking at other people's inventories it is only going to tilt you types.
>>562497630>>562497583True I guess.
>>562497339can I see your relics
GG Minibug. ED would've been nice to see.I should've also bought that rot rapier.
gg 2bug
>>562497751It’s just hyper optimized edited relics. Beast claw meta.
>>562497772ggs sorry about that terrible thing that happened but we luckily beat it once again. >>562497775gg easy peasy lemon squeezy, like always
>>562496289I'm already nice and respectful
Gg torch noble we got uppity but he one shot us anyway sisters..
>>562497964gg something really bad was about to happen but we pulled it out like always.
>>562497339Im sure he meant to but was unable to WyldGODS are generous like that
>>562497901the next step is that she must feel that she is the most important person in your life
>>562498059Okay I'll try that, ty
>>562497964>>562498004GG, we absolutely destroyed that nightlord to smithereens. Nice work, victory is now ours to claim
>>562498004>we pulled it outLewd
>>562498137Got it. Don't pull out of this anon
>>562498135Totally. I shouldn't have dropped that fire pot but we still won so it doesn't matter.>>562498137The cream rises to the top and /erg/ is all cream and all tops.
>>562497845I still wanna see
>>562498351
>>562498583Bitch
>>562498583and a ching chong ding dong to you as well.
>>562498726*gets hard*
>>562498759girls can't get hard
>>562498827I am a boy, waiting for an oneesan to rape me. Please don’t misgender me.
>>562498583stay away from the pw faggot
>>562498898>do the thing everyone doesnoted
>>562498583hit up devilnig, he's dying for a duotroon
>>562499029If I wanted a consistent duo guy I wouldn’t be here.
>>562499081What seekest thou?
>>562498946what does this even meanare you implying we don't play with each other what
>>562499246Almost no one here uses that pass.
>>562499240Games with anons. Preferrably ones where we win. Not like I care too much about it though. I’ve played solo on depth 5 so much that I’m kinda bored, I guess.
>>562498135On a run day 2 rn. Queued earlier and didnt get you
>>562498583i dont play with the pw but i hate meeting randos like you so much
>>562499850Why don't you play with us?
>i wont play with somebody with good relics>But I will play with a griefing laggard 20th runs daily
>>562499850If you’re not SEA then you will probablyl never see me outside of the pw. Lucky!
>>562499963kys cheater sympathizer
funny how trish always brings up other "cheats" like seed checking and practice mods whenever relic editing comes up
>>562499963No one likes playing with cheaters.
>>562500210Except we have seee checkers and people who dodge consistently so basically cheating
>>562500347And people don't like playing with them as evidenced by the pass being the same 3 idiots rotating their names to try and trick each other. Theres a reason we all play with friends or family over the pass.
>>562500393>we
>>562500551Correct.
>>562500393erg is my family
i love my ergemites siblings
we won't unblock you, trash. good luck finding a game in this pw without your boyfriend
>>562499985are you brown or yellow sea
Struck a nerve i think
>>562500978Yellow. What for?
>>562500978i thoughts seas were always brown
>>562471829I prefer the waifu version, Manhunter O'Harrah, since she helps you cleaning Iron Keep and Frigid Outskirts
>>562498583It's always funny looking at cheater relics, despite the potential of being perfect they still make bad choices.
>>562486458you sound upset
>>562502878Its like seeing a poison ironeye with all poison up +2 instead of phys 4. I guess if you cheat the autism of making it look a specific way when they look at it is more important than functionality. They are cheating so they probably don't care, a lobby full of cheaters is going to be blind to their own weaknesses because the cheating is overpowering it.
>keep getting some ER invader guys videos on YouTube >lmao in being so wacky and skilled>his attacks near empty the hosts hp bar in 1-2 hits>he gets ganked, hit about 8 times and bled/frost>barely half his hp gone
you struck a nail on the head very good very good indeed you pissed them off and ate their children very good well done victory is within your grasp
>>562503241many such cases!
gg red birds, close call...
>>562502878What can I say, I’m a team player.
>>562503782uohhh
is the ds2 coop guy still here? i got the setup i wanted but my soul memory may be too high for the regular soapstone.
>>562503408Gg that was spooky sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp07Vi9hR-4Watching this vid on the worm againSo when it slithers and comes back it crawls twice and then you run 2 o clock into it, got it ughh
What should I level next
>>562504291nice art
>>562504291Fuck that evergaol
Good morning I love boys and I love hearing them moanWhich souls game has the most fun magic?
>>562504862Are you a girl by any chance? (troonies don’t count)ER I would say, if only there was a +3 blessed blue dew talisman or it got buffed for singleplayer
I posted a similar thinking years ago, but I still feel ithow empty I get when i defeat a difficult boss. like, i should be feeling happy for having done it, for having finally defeated it. but instead, the endless attempts just made me apathetic. a mere "oh, its finally fucking over".there's no satisfaction. but then, that means, if i don't get any joy in a difficult trial, then where do i get it? on beating shit without doing any effort?maybe im overthinking it, but dunno. years ago i said that it never felt earned. that I merely tried and tried and tried until i won by "mere chance", while the boss was clapping my cheeks every single time.how can you truly say you "won", when the scoreboard ends up being 20l vs 1w?
>>562505037That’s not true. You’ve come a long way since you lost, evidenced by the fact that you’ve won. Your abilities have grown.
>>562505037do a regionlock perma death run of ER then
>>562505037you win when you learn to have fun
>>562504862I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra.
>>562505371Lewd
>>562505371Promise?
>>562504196you're 49 levels too high
>>562492298i thought ranni and radahn were rennalas kids
>>5625048622 daughter wives?!
>>562498583beast claw is already so broken, why tf would you need to cheat for relics when just stacking a few phys4's makes it utterly cracked
>>562505037Yeah I get a way bigger laugh out of it when I do some stupid setup that completely cheeses the boss to the point where it feels like a war crime.
>>562504196i'm not telling you levi
>>562508375I don't like this picture.
>>562499275>>562498946>>562500393shut up DOS *kicks you in the nuts*
>>562508580que?
>>562508471
>>562508597Perdóname....
>>562507795strange post
>>562508969why
anyone queuing
>>562490838In world of warcrraft alliance and horde players cannot talk to each other the text gets turned into gibberish.An alliance player sees "kek" when a horde player types "lol"
Another soul helped on his journey. Did you know that Chud means wonderful in Proto-Slavic?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SSUR7sVi7DUMiquella's cut base game ending cutscene has finally been datamined.
>>562509530I didn't even know this was in the game files!!! Wow!!!
>>562509645Shut up avatartroon you will never be a woman.
>>562509645hi asuna
>>562509696stupid auto correct I meant die asuna
>>562509530hypothetical elden ring would've been so kino>they reused it for the DLCHAHAHAHAHA
>>562509993stop being mean
>>562509530we were indeed robbed of the real miqqy, totally bullshit
>>562509131Just kind of weird...
Wyldsissies are built for BLC (Big Libra Cock)
>>562510782This is what erg girls look like when they play Wylder
>>562510768mmmm... okay....
>>562509530... damn, this is such bullshit. they pretty much reused the model and pose and everything for that stupid ending cutscene in SOTE. im really starting to hate miyazaki and his obsession with cutting holes on already written stuff, just to create LE MYSTERY.
>>562509530A mod should restore this and whatever quest led to it.
>>562510782fujo's can't keep getting away with it
>>562511019NTA, but as long as cute boys exist, we will always win
>>562510782*BBC (Big Balancers Cocks)
>>562509530>>562510027>everyone wondering about the lore significance of the final DLC cutscene, like Miquella's posture, his different model, and why he seems to be in the Haligtree (Malenia's chair in the background)>elaborate schizo headcanon ensues>the real reason is because they LITERALLY just reused a cut cutscene with a completely different context, and changed nothing other than dimming the lights and deleting the sapling>this also explains why the camera moves so you can't see Miquella's lips, they wouldn't match the new dub overHoly fucking shit lmfaoYou can't make this shit up.
>>562510782>>562511019Fujos don't like that shit, not gay enough
>>562510945>im really starting to hate miyazaki and his obsession with cutting holes on already written stuffRetard
>>562511184cute boys belong to cute girls
anyone queuing?
>>562511184You just know executor tops
>>562511387That is true, but cute boys can sometimes kiss each other while I watch before the one I love comes back to me...
>>562511320its just some porn addicted AGP faggot (lots of redundancy here) saying words he doesn't understand
>>562511387>>562511507Shalom
>>562511507the one you love is kissing cute boys behind your back
>>562510782>>562511475>>562511296>>562511184be careful you're going to shatter the mass reply fag/deviljeet's fragile ego with this
>>562511582
Fucking nice, best relic I've seen in ages and it dropped from regular helostor not even deep of night.
>>562511184>>562511387>>562511507>>562511582>>562511796This is what these posters look like
>>562509530I'm confused. How did it take this long for this to be datamined? I thought everything from the game was already datamined. You can't exactly hide something like this in a game's files.
>>562512047its fake you dumbass
>>562512136Good joke
>>562511969
>>562512136they've been talking about this for 4 years though>>562511969a guy larping as a girl that like yaoi is such a sad sight
>>562512136I'm going to pour hydrochloric acid into your eyes.
>>562512047Datamining is hard
huh?
>>562511969>>562512240>>562512271Don't reply to yourself faggot maggot thread shit-terr
>>562512047Lance MacDonald has a source inside From that other YouTube dataminers don't. He's dropped big stuff no one else has dropped before.
>>562512935nimono makes the loveliest art.
>All spells with gold rarity or more than 1 slot: all damage doubled to make up for the setup required>Minor Erdtree: HP regen quadrupled>Lusat's Staff: scaling massively buffed to make it worthwhile with some setup>Beloved Stardust: removed defense debuff, instead given 25% debuff to physical damageThese are the buffs I'm modding in from now on, after playing Strengthtard and Castcel randomizer runs back to back, this is what you need if you want to actually play a wizard fantasy and make the highest requirement spells not pointless.Other parameter edits and mods:>Blue Dancer Charm: attack buff doubled and applied to all affinities>Verdigris Disc: defense buff doubled>All major bosses except Malenia, Mohg and Pr*mised C*ns*rt: HP buffed by 50%, Maliketh HP doubled.>Furnace Golem HP nerfed massively, fuck these things.>most ambient music removed except for endgame dungeons and key locations/events>Great Rune Overhaul mod is pretty good: https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/2869
>>562513331sexoo
>>562513453>Minor Erdtree: HP regen quadrupled>Lusat's Staff: scaling massively buffed to make it worthwhile with some setup>Blue Dancer Charm: attack buff doubled and applied to all affinitiesLOL.
>>562510945I don't think it's a pretentious reason like that, he just wants players to headcanon their own story. Their games are basically successors to old ass dungeon crawlers or tabletop campaigns.
>>562509530Why’d they cut this, it’s so cool
>>562513453cheater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKXwQ121Gc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKXwQ121Gc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKXwQ121Gc8
>>562513705dont post my wife in this shithole thanks
>>562513770fitting bitch for this shithole and you don't play blue archive good try
>>562513770who is this tit cow?
>>562513770wrong general shitface
>>562513584... wait, actually the dancer charm buff makes it abusable by casters, I think I'm gonna limit it to physical damage.
>>562513985You're stupid
>>562513935me :3
>>562514089moo for me
>>562513770Don't post my IRL picture of how I look like here idiot, that's personal
No more ERP past this pointERP is now officially prohibited
>>562513854yes I do>>562513949Rio
>>562514089>>562514151What if you two pressed your chests together anime style
>>562513770I love boobs
>>562514271is she your waifu or do you self insert as her?
>>562514272erg wobbling would ensue
I’d personally only play a mod that like increase bosses go but tone down their damage a bit so I can make mistakes and learn them a bit better. Doing rl1 and challenge runs I kinda get the feeling I’m not really learning the bosses that well
>>562514383she is my waifu, I'm not AGP
>>562514269Ey puto why do you hate brown people ese?
>>562514272>>562514434Hello please refer to >>562514269 thank you
>>562514460rl1 is super easy when the shield talisman existswhat you want is rl1sl0 in the DLC, so you're forced to actually learn boss movesets and AI
>>562511969it's called ergisrael for a reason
>>562514272big bang
>>562514269Ya this I’m busy right now don’t have fun with out me
>>562514434>>562514771I'll be in the middle
>>562514460*increase bosses hp
Wishest thou to queue with The Blocked?
>>562514978Tits?
>>562514978 and >>562513770 squishing together
>>562514978Why did they have to make Recluse's tassive mits so big? Kinda lewdKids could be playing this
>>562514771>>562514860>>562515026Hey buddy read the sign >>562514269ERP is no longer allowed
>>562514606My point isn’t really that I’m looking for extreme challenge and I do get you can make RL1 an extreme challenge. I think I want to stand toe to toe with bosses and not melt them but also not die for one mistake. I also don’t want to do it via wearing heavy armour and fat rolling. I think it’s why nightreign is so addictive before double balancers. That balance existed in quite a lot of games
>>562513584>>562513649You'll niggers haven't even seen my randomizer turboautism yet
>>562515324>Before double balancer>What is crystal shotgun, ironeye pre nerf and even now and any sorcery build reallyRose tinted glassesWhy not just go solo?
>>562515324>>562514460Why not do NG+7?
>>562515014On topic booba.
>>562515638creampieing recluses cleavage pussy
>>562515704You can do that on the upcoming DLC it was datamined
>>562515638I see, I see
>never rolls relics>somehow has the perfect night invaders relic for every character
>>562515324Limit your weapon upgrades and only focus on leveling vig/end?
>>562515858whom?
Qing
>>562515858I already have so many relics I'm only really looking for a few specific upgrades
>>562515813how about my sperm datamines inside your eggs
>>562516031Gay!
>>562515858Who cares honestlyEven with God tier relics shitty cheaters still three bar at basic stuff in D5 and everybody agrees the system is shit anyway, only retarded cattle complain about edited relics
>>562516191It's kinda weird how back in base game, 99% of invaders cheated their stuff in because it was "ANNOYING TO GRIND" yet in NR the same people judge you
>>562515950No one wants to play with a cheater
dead q on a saturday
>>562515950Did you get a game
>>562516301I used to invade and I still think the same, fuck grinding in any game, life's short I want to actually play against bosses not spend 10 hours exchanging murk for garbage nor killing stupid mobs and sitting at the grace, if I wanted to play an mmorpg I wouldn't be here
>>562516760Not yet
q is dead cuz I'm not playing
>>562516301the same people judged invaders too
>>562509530>the Miquella ending was real all alongSad, From would've easily won a second GOTY for Elden Ring if they delivered that in the DLC instead of the slop we got.
>>562516751If you're a sissy blockfag please don't announce you're queueing
>>562509530What a fucking turd of a DLC, I still remember all of those people excited for Miquella thinking the trailer was talking about the Tarnished, what a fucking bait and switch
>>562515498No one really ran crystal duchess>pre nerfHe’s stronger now with heavy poison damageSorcery was strong but you didn’t have many recluses running it>>562515542Again I don’t want to be one shot but I also don’t want to sit there for hours with a broken sword. Elden ring just does a horrible job of balancing and armour is really useless
>>562517115>No one really ran crystal duchesswatIt's stronger than Recluse>He’s stronger now with heavy poison damageThey nerfed heavy poison damage before they added double balancers, next time don't talk out of your ass retard
>>562517096now that's actual peak gameplay makes me want to do another rl1sl0 playthrough but then i remember i'd need to travel everywhere on horse for hours and zzzzzz
I like sote
I like soles
I like sote too
>>562516191Kill yourself
>>562516751okay sure, queueing for 1 game.
Been queued 40 minutes gotta go soon
>>562518056You seem upset
>>562517630>>562517709Same
>>5625182983/3
Eldritch-tier lobby
Please unblock me its been forever, atp ur hating just because
>>562519551atp?
>>562519595at this point
>>562470983
whens the next fc
>>562520026now1/4
brown dsjeeter above me
>>562520092ill join when its 3/4 thanks
>>562520162it's 3/4 now
nightreign is shit...
>>562520332who's playing?
>>562468414Obvious AI
quite decent against h-man I guess, gg
>>562521737720p?
>>562520842this
>>562521815poor man gaming, please understand.
>>562521737gg very clean and nice run
>>562521737gg heolstor, i thought you were playing crossbow scholar so i felt incredibly scammed when you dropped the pulley crossbow during the later part of day 2...
Niggas still be saying clean run in the big 2026
gg wandering nobles, simple and clean kill.
>>562522159WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
gg ganges river, we tried cleaning it up to no avail
>>562522034>>562522159t. he blocked
>>562522220100 rupees saar pls
>>562521978post them grem
GGs Minilibra.You guys are some overconfident mfs with that routing. It worked out well enough though, but I was not risking that final boss.
ggpost
>>562521978ah, I like using crossbows for safe damage dealing until they are no longer needed.
>>562522362>>562522427gg but I wanted to go invaders first we had to walk the whoole maaaap ackkkkk
>>562522034 would you rather have me say dirty and uncomfortable run, we struggled every second
@gremlin@mellowhow did you meet
>>562522650erg girls go into breeding mode when somebody uses the "You're beautiful" prattling pate.
>>562522650I love meet stories
did somebody recently blocked me I was queued for a while earlier and no pop...>>562522650They met on the thread obviously, how were they gonna meet? with a fucking telephone directory?
>>562523072you have no joy or whimsy
>>562522034What’s wrong with that >>562520842Fair enough
>>562520026>>562520092Aw shit I missed it
>>562522650>>562522773>>562522831i met gremlin while grooming minors on the discord, xhe was pretending to be a little girl but later told me xhe is actually a fellow trans sister like myself. my neovagina was simply quivering in excitement!
>>562523269so beautiful... ( ; ; )
>mellow is a pedo groomerNo surprise there.
>>562503095 (me)meant for >>562500952
>>562515813It’s nice to dream anon but don’t delude yourself…
>>562523414Hit the nail on the head trash lives rent free on these paranoid schizophrenics noggings well done
>>562501158Not necessarily. Some of them look like straight forward Asians.
>>562500952you made him mad 6 hours later, good job
Sex with anons!
>>562510782>>562511784>>562511475Stop talking to yourself freak
>>562509530>>562511303>>562517096At least this finally puts the lore cope to rest. Shame that it really was a subpar product but we always knew that somehow.
>>562523721which nightreign girl do you look like?
>>562523840im brown just like executie
>>562486312It's a shame they never revisited more complex multiplayer/covenant ideas in later games. DS1 blues would have been instantly fixed by just letting them invade guilty players even if the area boss was dead.
>>562513705>remakeinto the trash it goes
>>562511969>/dee ess jeet/ reveals himself againevery single time
>>562514269*erps all over you*deal with it, cvck
get rid of MiHACKzaki and open world disease and this franchise will be great again
>>562524291truest post in this thread
>mass reply freak is backuh oh thread quality is nose diving
I'm getting annoyed with waterfowl because my circles are too tight and I keep getting caught by it due to that.
>>562524671Too tight what?
>>562513386He's also a gigantic hoarder, dude has beta builds of DS3 and Bloodborne he refuses to share with anyone else. Chances are he's got tons of unseen ER stuff too.
>>562524698Fuuuuuucckkkk imagine kicking this stupid bitch hard enough to send her flying into a wall
>>562513645Many such cases.
gg caligo, 32% full hp negation on rev is the same as having nothing at all sorry.
>>562525189qrd?
>>562513645Because they didn't like it and they didn't like for their own reasons that you wouldn't know of unless you were there.
New mickey cuts discoveredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUR7sVi7DU
>>562523898we know terr you don’t need to tell us
>>562525721>>562509530you're late bro
>>562525461Dark Souls 3 was supposed to be good.
>>562524874Source on this
>>562525461>He doesnt know about DS3's cut content
>>562525950I don't know either
>>562525898His videos? Dude literally has a DS3 gamescom build with the demon prince as the boss of the smouldering lake.
>>562522650nothing big really, i was just asking for advice and this anon replied with his name attached in the screenie so i noticed him and then we got into a normal ED libra game where our 3rd immediately left from the beginning.that game was very memorable because of a lot of funny things happened, he actually emoted back when i do stupid things and as for the rest you can just read them in the archives.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/539736851/#q539786085https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/539797936/#q539798987
>>562525950One of the ones that pisses my autistic ass off the most is them removing the stairs behind Emma/The Dancer that lead up to the castle proper and replacing it with a ladder. Why the FUCK do they love ladders so much?
>>562523269>>562523578don’t talk to yourself threadshitter
>>562525189Is there an archive or something where all of this stuff is stored?I have seen much of it throughout the years, but I forget stuff and there's got to be much I've missed. I love cut content.Irithyll was also likely in the desert area mentioned, the sand was just repurposed as snow. Oceiros (dragonfucker) was in "God's Grave" and was the culmination of the experimental dragons seen in Irithyll Dungeon. There's so much interesting stuff about these games, like the eclipse mechanic and bonfire making. I want to read more of it
>>562524212Hot…
>>562523741you're so easy to predict kek
>>562526151So let me explain you the gist of it:>DS3 got completely rewritten 1 year before launch>Pontiff Sulyvahn's model belonged to the final boss>Remember the games's opening showing the ash desert you only ever see in the DLC(Gael's arena)? It was supposed to be part of the base game, Irythill's snow is recolored ash btw.>The game was supposed to be more interconnected, with the Lothric bridge going all the way to Archdragon peak, the Curse Rotten Greatwood's arena has a blocked off entrance(The mound makers's pile of bones) that was supposed to lead to the Catacombs of Carthus.The gwyn ghost is bullshit tho
>>562526569>>The game was supposed to be more interconnectedWould have been nice.
>>562526429 (me)Meant for >>562523269
>>562526975See >>562526210
Everyone rips on DaS2 for being a disappointment, but man nothing will ever top DaS3 in that regard. It is easily the most disappoing one, including non-Dark Souls games.Some of the bosses are the best they've made, though.
>>562527129Go for >>562518056
>>562527236Refer to >>562524037
It feels quite empty.
>>562527572what does?
>>562527381See >>562508580
>>562527158DS3 had the highest highs and the lowest lows. It also had some of the most fun weapon movesets in the series. Everyone memes on the breakdance sword but that shit was fun as fuck.
>>562526301Fromsoft's games are full of cut content that gets reused/reimagined either in the DLC or in the next game. Bloodborne for example was supposed to end in Cainhurst, which was hidden behind a mountain range behind Yharnam's and was supposed to be Dracula castle. The path to it got supposedly turned into the Nightmare Frontier and castle got divided into Cainhurst and Mensis.
good morning erg!!
>>562527778I’d say DS3 was the most consistent actually. Had lows and highs but overall was just kind of… there
>>562528090Good morning.
>>562528117big bow big win
>>562527686Get a load of >>562494240
>>562527869old ass nigga
>>562528245
>>562523840Recluse but bigger tits and white
>>562529104The creature
>>562529248proof?
>>562529292this is so amazing and really real
>>562528035That's interesting, and new to me. Where is that pic from? I'd love to read up on it.
>>562529393
>>562529685not exactly what I was asking for but it will do
>>562529685Retard
1/3 after a couple days break
https://files.catbox.moe/nbxa2i.mp4 Me and who?
>>562529909I wanna queue but I Just ate a ton of french fries and ribs Im so stuffed and fat GOD
>>562529559https://www.bloodborne-wiki.com/2021/04/the-land-of-dragon.htmlDracula means son of the dragon by the way. I ask you that you read the entire page before reading the spoiler, it will explode you brain.Messmer the Impaler
>>562530092>CensoredHowlfsm blows this away
>>562530092>>562530264https://youtu.be/YAgRBq2jnz4
>>562530363It's japanese, they can show dick shitting nipples but not a bare pussy okay
>>562530092>>562530264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFACjlget0
>>562530264>>562530092>>562529685>>562529104Built for my cawk
>>562530535>>562530378Fuck off nyaggers!
>>562530594I don't think these women were literally constructed for your dong, anon, seems unlikely
>>562529039Refer to >>562494095
Bad game because I didn't get to fight the dog because you were bursting it down from far away and it almost never aggro'd on me.
>>562531262average "honest" meelecuck vs balancerslopGAWD
>>562531262Wrong folder, but I did make that face and I do look like that.
>>562531262asmongold and snood linked up?
>>562531415Thank you for your comment, Mr. Crowd Control.
the ergooners are at it again...
>>562531429gg I love playing with the same laggy griefer 5 runs in a row
>>562530495I’ve never seen a dick shitting nipple
>>562531429tfw practice will never say gg to you but will seethe about other players
>>562531429why would you willingly make your face look like asmonshmold
>>562532608That's Chud and he's literally me.
>porn people join the thread
>>562532781porn is erg culture have you seen Recluse's mega tits?
>>562532879nta and I've seen them but we must discuss the game
>>562532926Do you think that Recluse's titties being so massive affect her hitbox on her front? Nightreign
>>562532781/erg/ wife like this?
>>562532764well as long as hes not supposed to be asmon its fine
>>562533058no because I don't think fromsoft would dedicate their time for these details considering nightreign was just a side project
>>562532879her invisible bra magic to prevent wardrobe malfunctions is the single most important magical advancement introduced in nightreign's history
>>562533230Don't say that, I am kind of depressed there's not gonna be any new content and they'll just move on to the next thing like AC
>>562533334well that's just how it is, don't forget they still haven't released the tarnished edition
>>562533323Hot
>>562533173Every erg girl is racist, what kind of question is this, do you read the thread?
>>562533710>"""girl"""
>>562533710Erg girls would never be racist
>>562533793I preffer troons the foids in this thread were even more annoying
>>562533710proof?
>>562530923Take a look at >>562494063
>>562533894trish is racist against white ppl
>>562524698>>562525842>>562518980>>562517067>>562516938>>562513453>>562513331>>562512935>>562504862>>562525842Needless to say, Wylders are some lucky motherfucking bastards…
>>562533812I'm not racist I just like to smile
>>562533873>"""""foids"""""
>>562532781https://voca.ro/1fpdhvAnfRRQ
>>562534503Aaaah you scared me!!!
Wylder mains are the most entitled insufferable pieces of shit
>>562534721indeed some would dare say they are entitled to properties
>>562533710I'm not racist either, I like everyone. I do laugh at a lot of the stuff you guys say here though, but I like it when people say mean things in a funny way.
>normally play as revenant>made it to depth 4 as her>want to try undertaker>do her rememberance and have good deep of night relics for her>decice to play some solo depth 4>end up dying over and over getting ganked by the rats and monkeys on day 1 at the first encampmentHoly fuck this is garbage, takes 4 fucking hits to kill a rat or monkey meanwhile if any of them sneeze in my direction while I'm within a 1000m radius I die. Holy shit I'm actually going to be happy deranking back to 3 this is horrid.
>>562534823You are incorrectDon't you feel the slightest bit of shame when you blare your escapism fantasy for the world to see
>>562534923Yeah sure Hitler
gg 3bugslol at cc on raider, missed this new meta
>>562534721Blame my statline not me.
>>562535098you react like this to all jokes? relax, anon
>>562534823>>562534075>>562533710good posts which not everyone took kindly to but remain true all the same
What's the opposite of running double balancers? What's a build people consider honest yet good enough?
>>562535720Necklace and fists
I like playing guardian and im a fish
>>562535015UT has the worst start with her shitass weapon and no attack skills. Find bombs and knives for the first camp or get a hoarfrost, flaming strike etc relic.
>>562535720night invaders, phys4 x3
>>562535835You funny
>>562535982>night invaders, phys4 x3bonk kino
>>562535994Do not ever reply to me again you brown faggot fuck
>>562535982On what?
>fists>activating every single succ and negation in 1 R2 with more poise damage than any weapon its size>honest
>>562536139On anyone not recluse/revenant. Anon didn't specify what he was playing. The most honest build is r1 kino.
>>562536139any melee character?
Idk why you wouldn't do necklace if you're gonna do pure meele. Just admit you don't even play that build
>>562536085>''Cute! She looks like she fucks wylder men''
>>562536469I have ult +3 on my night invader relics so necklace is a 1 line relic, not worth it even on degenerate fast slappers.
FML
>>562534721>castercuck melty
>>562535720I like running claws dormant and phys up
>>562534075you really got him fuming kek
>>562536085uoh elf
>>562535246>>562535628>>562536730>>562537036This is all one person who gets extremely upset when you talk bad about wylderGet help already
>>562533961Direct yourself to >>562505371
>BRO WHEN I PLAY THIS PASSWORD IS BUSSIN FR FR>look inside>it's always the same 3 peopleGrim...
>>562476818ok schlomo
>>562469635I say this.
>>562486805made me geg ngl
>>562537450Get a grip dude. This is embarrassing for you.
>>562484230i do this
>>562486805One time I invaded a red as blue and he toggled on me just because he said I played like a pussy
>>562538171twin
>Needless to say, Wylders are some lucky motherfucking bastards…
>>562538158Well done. They will answer with "Nice inspect element" but then you'll know victory is yours.
>>562538158>inspect element Nice try retard
>>562503782godfrey cock sleeve
gg caliGOAT
>>562538483>>562537450congratulations you successfully triggered the wyldjeeta so hard he resorted to using inspect element and samefagging needless to say victory is now yours to claim
>>562537450Nigga are you high?
in case someone say i'm cheating when they see me equip this relic
>>562512215He’s so epic and handsome and cool…
>>562538421You accurately predicted the threadjeets' delusions, well done, you belong in the hall of victors.
>>562538643Keep your defeated cuckold fetish to yourself faggot >>562538483>>562538158Don't reply to yourself
>>562538856if you're replacing one of your relics per 1000 hours, nobody will call you a cheater
>Y-YOU'RE CHEATINGYes
>>562538871He is! Boys who play Wylder are also epic and handsome and cool
>>562538421>>562538997
>>562537696>>562539240who are you quoting
>>562537450You are fucking retarded and a mental nut case and the worst poster here
>>562537036He’s always like that. He can’t help but seethe at his betters. Subhuman psychology.
>>562533710Nobody here is actually racist its just an internet tough guy thingThey piss their pants next to Tyrone IRL
Quelaag1/3
>>562538668>>562538997>>562538668>>562538997Don’t talk to yourself and don’t describe yourself thread shit-terr this is embarrassing for you
>>562538856practice ahh screenshot
>>562539608>>562512989got his ass nicely done
Are practice and cc unironically duoing?
>>562539752When did they start dating?
>>562469624>>562495735>>562503992>>562537165So fvcking trvvv
>>562539395>>562538801>>562539440>>562539665How many more times will you samefag I wonderAll because I rightfully called out wylder mains you're literally just proving my point
>>562539493good bait in mumbai
>>562540203you are the worst poster here stop talking
Anyone online?
It smells like stinking Exejeet in here. Gross.
>>562538856Doesn't matter if you post end of expedition pulls, threadsubhumans will still be bad faith.
>>562540262Not until you admit you have a fragile ego
>>562540342Are you gonnna throw another melty after failing a big streak again?
>>562538668>>562538386>>562537450>>562536508>>562540203>>562540815This is all one person who gets extremely upset when you talk good about wylderGet help already
>>562540827Always
>>562540262He's so obsessed he thinks he's talking to someone else
>>562540815as soon as you admit you’re the bane of this general and only post here to make it worse
>>562540965You should thank me for my service after each run.
>>562540973sad sight to see when a loon gets that lost
>>562540342I'm 1/3
what the uck
>>562540941>>562540973>>562540994>>562541397Get off your phone and pc, stop the samefagging and multiple replies, get yourself a job. Defending a fictional character like your life depends on it will not help pay the bills
We fightclubbin tonight?
I'm queueing. Be wary if you're the blocked.
Im only blocked by fags doe. Are you a fag?
block these nuts bitch
>>562542248Ladies and gentlemen, the most raped projection post of the century
>>562542248you’ve lost. it’s over for you. your general is gone. you have nothing left. just end it.
Ive decided I wont take it personally when you guys throw a melty from now on, its not your fault you're stupid
Tranny
>>562543453@clapcake
>>562526210>>562527129>>562527236>>562527381>>562527686>>562529039>>562530923>>562533961>>562537679shut uppppppppppppppp
recluse!
>>562543162>>562543198You must find a job immediately
>>562543737Has big sloshing melons
hi
>>562539752You can tell if people are duoing by their colors See how trish is always blue host and tinpo is his green buddy?
>>562543816proof?
>>562543665Uh oh melty
>>562543749 (me) meant for >>562542248 (me) and >>562537450 (me)
>>562544023Here
>>562544140No it was meant for you, the shitposter with a fragile ego
>>562543913No I can't tell I'm colorblind
>>562544332pumping
>>562539608point that finger back at yourself faggot maggot thread shit-terr
>>562543913you got him good job
>>562544498Are you really
>>562544658>>562544658>>562544658
>>562544602yeah
>>562544967Pump pump
>>562544349 (me)Sorry I’m a bit on the brown and retarded side meant for >>562544513 (me)
>>562544349>self awareness: non-existent
>>562542248>Devilgawd this vindicated yet again.
>>562545065just one more image and I'll finssh
