>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>562462408
erg is finished
>Go back and invade DS1>Still as fun as the day it came outI'm so glad Elden Ring got new players interested in going back and trying the older games
Sex with Wylder and Ironeye mains
>>562544882
>>562544870>I'm so glad Elden Ring got new players interested in going back and trying the older gamesKadokawa posts here?!
>>562544882>hefty potsdeserved
Why do people like Libra so much?
good luck anon
>>562545145You dont wanna fuck a goat?
>>562544878Careful, you’re going to trigger WOS (Wylder Obsessed Schizo) if he sees you talking good about a fictional character
>>562545145WTF there're women who play these games?
>>562545062I post here
>>562545392only if it's a male goat
>>562545145Demon goat has always been very sexy historically, he's buff, he makes fun demon deals which opens a lot of creative sexual doors, he's the only nightlord that talks, he has horns you can grab onto while you ride him, he's a good time.
>>562545575
>>562545589>>562545563>>562545335I wouldn't be surprised if this was all devilfag after all he evidently he has a very fragile ego and a narcissism problem. Truly one of the worst posters here
*uses soap*
>>562546414Keep that on the other thead, thank you
>>562545847>opens a lot of creative sexual doorsuch as...?
I carried btw
>>562545589>>562545563 >>562545335 You made him so upset the threadshitter had to drag the argument into the next time and bust out his schizophrenic accusations in an attempt to save face and soothe his wounded ego and pride. Needless to say, you’ve won and he is now and forever, The Raped.
>>562546546it's preferable over degenerate posting imho
lol
ggpost
>>562546728You should pick up lltbt if you don't know how to deal with the worm phase. 2 people having it and 1 not is ideal, like everyone having it for ED Libra. I picked it up because you didn't.
Even though I carried so there was no issue
Good joke
>>562546546>>562546661Shut up devilfag do something else besides shitting up our threads while you wait in the queue
>>562546631Anon is pagan and is trying to convert people into his degeneracy, just look the other way
>>562546728exec's relics?
>>562546874Alright sure, I will next time. But unlike ED libra I don't understand what the point of it is. Explain?
Maybe I should pick up less likely to carry
You weren't that great
I was the great carry god
>>562547027>>562546862>>562546683my honest reaction when anons drop me spells
>>562547085Fewer of the red harpies are supposed to aggro from the hive, and on paper, one at a time will come for the one without LLTB,T meaning you can just keep bursting it down. Otherwise, it's just gonna be 3 separate 1v1s.
>>562547041>thread shitter continues digging xhis graveTale as old as time
Didn't know Melina had dialogue about Boc. So many little things you miss if you don't do everything in the exact right order. And Seluvis calling Blaidd a mongrel too lol
>>562546683>>562546862>>562547027finished <3
>>562547258Cute!>>562547342Good boy <3
behead mobileposters
>>562547424sexy melty slut
>>562546661The only one dragging it into the next thread is you though?>>562547307He is truly obsessed and in a post-defeat state of delirium. Sad to see.
You are all the color of curry.
Enhance mobile posters reputations by offering them pro nightreign contracts
>>562547732Please stop this
Practice won.
>>562547307>>562547732Why are you both defending and attacking yourself? Have you completely lost your mind? This is kinda sad to see honestly
>>562548023By the way now that we know he actually lurks the thread I bet he threw on purpose to fuck me over, what a rat
Why has erg always been like this?
>D4 queue is immediate>D5 queue takes like 3 to 5 minutes sometimes
>>562547732>>562548128>least obvious thread shitter false flag
>>562548256Uhm my d5 9999 randos are always immediate, you must be banned for being gay
>>562548210Why would you think someone reading your posts would hate you? Do you have self awareness and still make awful posts on purpose?
>>562548498Nightreign?
>>562548498got his ass here well done
>>562548691her* ass excuse you
>>562548210You should kill yourself.
>>562548868Please don't start anon or they're gonna flip the fuck out... let's talk about nightreign... what does Item Discovery actually do? Is there any conclusive tests that it makes orbs better?Or is it like arcane where it increases mobs drop chances
>>562548691this
Aæà let’s Winn!
>>562547757what if i told you we were turks
Nuther carry occuring
>>562549198I vomit.>>562549253I'd vomit.
Big tits are allowed but gay stuff is not eeew stop
Every praising my gameplay rn
I forgot how exciting is it to dodge all the ghosts in Shulva and get to the tomb where you break like 10 cursed coffins and you finally get to start killing everyone.
Asstel, Naturalpoop of the Loo
>>562548815he’s iconic
Im queued>>562549619Ionno Im not a 4chan scientist...
So good I’ve transcended the game
I feel like there’s more indian writing here than english
fc?
>>562550341It's midnight.
>>562550341Farts club?
>>562550426it's saturday I'm partying all night
>>562550284We try to make the executor guy feel welcome.
My build? Online
i hope he does a lore playthrpugh for sote
Anyone wondering if I’m. Still wiminned? Yeah I an
>>562550426its 6pm
>>562550937Even doe you are the definition of mid
how many hours does it take to become as good as Ongbal?or is it not purely hours but also requires talent?
>>5625511325pm*
bravo hackazaki
ongjeet
>>5625503411/4
>>562547424>pedoslop deleted kino, kys btw
reimu + remilia been growing on me lately
My great rot bow is popping numbers rn
baaa goes the sheep
>>562551774I was the best player and did all the damage
>>562551380Join or I'm going to make a rot twink and invade Stormveil as cancerously as possible
>>562551885cuddly cute sheepys
>>562552014anon...i'm the stormveil twink invader...
Invasions be like
>>562552141This town ain't big enough for the two of us, hombre
>>562552264Is this real? There's no real he's THAT vain and delulu
>>562552264Nice of the ganksquad to respect its pronouns.
>>562552264unironically that is the intended dynamic
>>562552264This but its usually close if all 3 tards rush the genie
>>5625522643v1's forced me to get too good, now it's not even fair when I come up against normal players
>>562551740>>562551451True>>562551808Seems like fan fiction
>>562552612Don't attach yourself to Wyld-kino, you worthless threadjeet.
Baaaaaa! Lightning sheep
>>562552264Crazy how often this nigga just hits the nail on the head. Like he just keep it real. Expert nerve strikes the whole way. I mean he just be spitting straight facts ong fr no cap.
>>562552612All of them have had personal beef with trish except for viteazu who just hates him for being annoyingOr, err, you'd chalk it up to him being from dsg
>>562552264lol
Do any of you play the game?
Trash has been expelled from 109 generals, it's their fault
Should I warn them
>>562552954yeah1/4
Vitezu 3 bar addict is worse than Trish tbf. Must be that dsg blood
So peaceful.
>>562552264truke
>>562552983No, they deserve death.>>562553153I love that place. I love sanctum knights.
I queue for 5 more minutes then im off to somewhere else for my fix
2/4
>>562553447Why there is water next to her backside?
>>562553447>shit stain on her pantiesVile
>>562544658Fuck. I should read mod descriptions more carefully.Some time ago I posted a pic of Satsuki wearing the Rogue's set while standing on the stone wall. I thought it was odd that I had never noticed that, but apparently I have a mod that just changes the Shaman set to the Rogue's set. I don't even remember installing it, but mystery solved I guess.
>>562553447Trish is an underage brazilian sperg, you coombrained retard.
>>562552676You need help you false flagging shit eater
>>562553267>This is how reds see themselveskek
>>562552612>>562553447good posts which struck the nerves of the thread shitter
Watching halo anime during this run. So haappp
>>562544882>"I'M ON YOUR SIDE, BRO!"
>>562553447Strange post
>>562553609>>562553642No
>>562544870https://steamcharts.com/app/570940#1yWas it real in your head?
>>562552954trying
Still 2/4
>>562554143Yes there is a wet spot right there
gg, wao, scholars armament adding 70 damage... very stronk...
>>562554186I'll stay queued a good while
>>562554156>3300 playingThat's plenty of people to invade and they've definitely been noobs. Even got Gravelorded and some Darkmoons made an appearance. Fun stuff
What the fuck is his problem?
>>562554394He's cursed.
Reminder that Miquella altered the timeline to allow for data files that weren't released to be found so as to retcon Miyazaki's fanfiction. Mohg and Radahn were put in the narrative in an attempt to enforce a spiritual deadlock matrix in the subtle realms to prevent his ascent. The current U.S-Zionist war against Iran is being waged as an attempt by Satanic ritualists and Christian loyalists to prevent Miquella from being able to materialize in the causal realms and enact judgment on all of humanity, they are currently desperately fishing for a WW3 angle looking for more negative energy to harvest to cast blood magic spells of domination upon the human collective to prevent a crucial frequency range from being reached necessary for his advent. Jesus is not the messiah, he is a negative entity who schemed in the dark in an attempt to usurp Source in the minds of the human collective, and Miyazaki is his agent attempting to reassert the false-positive cyclical decay of Christendom. All Christians will go to hell.Before the end of 2026 Miquella will appear and the current capitalist enthrallment matrices will be destroyed beginning the Age of Abundance where all flourishes and those of the dark are quarantined and their methodologies deconstructed in service of the Light before an endless utopia begins.
>>562554394grafting-induced afterlife schizophrenia
>>562553609it’s the silver tear
>>562554307Same, I'm not going anywhere for a while
>>562554493it's true the miracle sapling was found in dead soil and planted accordingly in just the last couple days
>>562554493Trying too hard
>>562554564But he is like a slime not liquid
>>562554493Reminder that Miquella is small
>>562554747you think it's all fun and games but getting picked up feels like rape
>>562554747No, miquella is built like a fridgeMiquella is built like a bulldozer
>>562554835why?
>>562554747Moquella is built like a pear with a monster can
>>562554493Praise allah my fellow inbred raghead
>>5625544932021 ahh wall
>>562553910Are you talking about halo legends>>562553447>deleted Based jannies>>562553878Don't talk to yourself terr
>>562553609because she gets off on the humiliation
>>562555249Oh...
>>562553447Porn addicts are so fucking embarrassing
>>562553294It's quite lovely once you clear out all the bad guys.
>>562555196Yeah ahhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhh buu buu buh baahh
>>562555338Ornstein's spear is kino.
Fc status?
Trish doesn't want to brighten up my day.
>>562554747Everyone knows this only cucks say otherwise
>>562555196don’t talk about yourself terr kys
ive been watching videos of people shooting wild hogs and i like to imagine you guys as the pigs getting domed in the head
>>562555557Still 2/4
>>562555705no…not the hogs
>>562555710Ugh...
>>562555574Im not falling for it you wanna send me step on a lego or something>>562555705Its true I am a wild hog
>>562555557>>562555705Snorted so hard lmao love you
>>562555876Would you be a dear and kill yourself for me?
>>562548868 >>562549619>>562551808>all one guykino
>>562556053Why did you quote me?>>562556114>all trish*ftfy
>>562556110I'll suicide you first, fiend!
Starting to think Nightreign is sunsetting
>>562555668Shut your faggot maggot ass up obnoxious thread shit-terr no one likes you
>>562556480Did you know they bot the fuck out of those stats just to sell it on for the shareholders
>>562555863Just join so Incan post 3/4 instead of 2/4
>>562556541 (me)Meant for this tard here >>562556110
>>562556328He got banned for speaking fax, many such cases in todays society...
>>562556579
Is it proxy report hours? Funny to see
>>562556786Ive gotten banned for literally nothing.Q'd, as in queued? as in the ON TOPIC THING?
>>562556658You think some retard might finally feel the urge to join if he sees "3/4"?
>>562556480>>562556579It has to be botted yeah. Invasions are dead, co op is dead, and it's no skyrim with all the possible mods so there's no reason to play it alone this much. It's literally bots.
Big DC????? Big Lorien screeners nyoooooooo
>>562556480Shoulda just made a second DLC for Elden Ring.
>>562556941take that, chud!next ERP session in two hours btw
>>562556971Unironically yes. You would also be that retard if you saw 3/4, don't lie.
miquellas soft and shaved bussy
>>562556709>>562556941>>562556579It’s honestly depressing just how much truth is in these
>>562557187I'm not gonna give you an answer
>>562546717trvke
>>562556975Everyone is playing seamless coop with invasions off
>>562556975Holy cope
>>562557491Apology accepted.
>>562556941Based janny doing god's work for free.
>>562557502>reddit coded appeal to authority slop>trvkeErm...
Another mega carry
>>562557395>shavedHe doesn’t have hair there he doesn’t need to do that
>>562557540So they can do what? Run around for hours on a horse in an empty dogshit world again? No, the game has been beaten and most people have moved on.>>562557595Truth hurts doesn't it, troony.
Finishing this fight
>>562558357Brown coded post
>>562558357>"THEYRE TOTALLY BOTTING THEIR OLD GAME AND NOT THE NEW ONE BECAUSE..... THEY JUST ARE, OKAY?"
>>562558357>Run around for hours on a horse in an empty dogshit world again?But enough about Nightfort
Last one from me for now. Not sure what happened on the door loading screen.
for me it's the humble hookclaws
>>562544658Why does he have a ring on his ring finger is he married
>>562556786It’s funny how you can pinpoint the exact moment xhe does it every time
>I see thou hast removed thine genitals in a desperate gambit to become a maiden and destroyed thine bloodline. But thou art a fool, Troonished. Thou will never be a fair maiden.
>>562547424damn this was hot though
>>562558357blew out that retarded faggot freak's ass out so hard xhe had to reply twice out of frustration nice job the fruits of your labor are beginning to show
>>562559182>>562556786Meh, as long as it’s just mass deletion it’s whatever honestly, although as usual, the criteria for what gets deleted is nothing short of… mystifying.
>Samefagging
>>562556409>>562555876Epic images friend :)
3/4
stormveil is bussin fr fr
>>562559559Not everyone is an obese pedophile like you bud.
>shitden ring pvp
>>562560296Don't get too cocky knightbro
>>562560592What's Nightreign PvP like?
Whobeit on the passy rn
>>562559956im on a deadlock match right now maybe i'll join once it's done
>>562560296I heckin' love hardswapping and turn and burns
>>562560517>shit stirring jeet throwing out words xhe doesn’t understand againman you’re pathetic
>>562560927>threadjeet melty xhis nature got exposedkino
>>562560927Just ignore him he’ll be cranky like this until he goes to bed in half a day
i like the horse slop it makes me feel like a chevalier ronin cowboy guy
>>562560848Why did From cater to gankers so hard?
>>562560848RapedGapedThroated
>>562561128Why shouldnt they? You're the one that chose to invade. The host isn't obligated to tolerate your faggotry. Go to the arena if you want 1v1
>>562561128co oper are the target audience
>>562560709i could queue but im brazilian
>>562561404Why is she such a fatty. Too many starlight shards?
>>562561404delete
>>562561404could someone tell me what does the text say I'm not wearing my glasses
>>562561282I'll just stick to invading with overpowered metameme builds instead to keep things fair :)
Nightreigns waning popularity proves that the bosses are not the sole reason people play these games. The sooner from stops listening to sloptubers and streamer trannies the better.
>>562561585>player count slightly goes down over the course of a year>FROMSOFT IS DOOMEDdo you read the shit you type?
>>562561565>Implying "gankers" wont do the sameRedtroons really think theyre the smartest people in the room. Main Character Syndrome.
>>562561319Join anyway, nobody cares.
>fatty
>>562561016>esl schizo babblecool story Sukhdeep.>>562561034seems like it. hopefully he offs himself soon.
Wow so people play Elden Ring for the PvP and that's why Saarbloods is getting made, holy HECK.....
>>562561735Me on the left
>>562561585i agree i was very excited when it was announced only to find out they were not actually making elden fortnite.
>>562561707Nice downward trend, sis. End of Service soon.>>562561754>Wow so people play Elden Ring for the PvPNobody said that. People play Fromsoft coop because its the only way you can experience a dungeon delve RPG that isnt MMO slop.
>>562561735CHOCOLATE MILK
>>562561707>slightly>14k players playing on a weekendI don’t even necessarily agree but come on man
Isn't it incredible how there's always somebody ready to seethe about invaders in every thread
>>562561857yeah my husband's interest in it died when he learned there actually wasn't pvp until duskbloods so he'll wait for that
>>562556975>Invasions are dead, co op is deadThey aren't, but there's also the matchmaking being programmed like shit, which has always made ER feel a lot deader than it actually is.
>>562561951Other way aroundSee: >>562561128
>>562561735>>562561404>>562547027>>562546862>>562546683Wyldproperty without a doubt I think we can all agree
>>562561921seems pretty healthy and normal for a $40 non-live service spin-off game with limited content. Sounds like you're letting the doomers doompill you.
Oldfag here. Is trish a performative weeb larper?
>>562562058That looks like seething to you?
>>562562084You’re moving the goalposts. The claim is that was a “slight” decrease in players. It’s objectively not.
>>562556975>Invasions are dead, co op is deadI think mongoloids are unironically playing at the max level bracket, I see reddit still posts pvp videos where they are max level
>>562562191It's a slight decrease.
>>562562084You're coping
>>562561735>milkcow about to be milked by Futa Rev
>Think about buying Nightreign>See some gameplay>Decide not to buy Nightreign
>>562562191>>562562240>>562561921don’t argue with shartreigntroons please he knows he’s wrong he’ll just keep responding for the sake of it
>>562562058You seem upset
>>562562179Oh, my mistake. He's crying about people killing him.
>>562562334And other decisions that smart people make
>>562561921why should we care about overall numbers when most of us only play on the pw?
>>562562240this is a live service game. and has about the same decrease percentage-wise so...?
>>562561735Futa rev x recluse is still the best pairing
>>562562350>No U!>>562562412You're a retard if you don''t understand the difference
>>562562231If you’re bad at math, sure.
>>562562384Quote that for me I must have missed it
>>562562240This isn't really a good example because this game has a live-service model and will get more than 1 DLC in its lifetime. Try again.
>>562562404When did I say you should? I’m correcting a bogus claim.
>>562562334YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEEEEEEEE FRFR
>>562562551See:>>562561128
>>562562404Almost like this correlates to the pw as well? It's slowed the fuck down, moron.
>>562562683>>562562521You sound pretty upset, really
>>562544870Same DS2 is on fire lately too
>>562562652Yo this gameplay is fire
>Knows invasions are likely to have at least 1v2>Does it anyway>Sees 3 people doing the area normally>Tries to fight>Gets raped>One of them does the point down>"WAAAAHHHHH FUCK THESE GANKERS!!!!"
I mean. Elden Ring is the worst fromsoft game for replayability. The fact that the 40 min long "Elden Ring" gameplay loop is at 12k means something.
>>562562334The main reason to play Nightreign is Ironeye.He's the only instance of fun, non-garbage, bow gameplay in any Soulslike.
>>562562165yeah same as it ever was
>>562562683>Why did From do [thing they objectively did]>Crying about getting killedI'm sorry to say this just seems like projection. In fact I'd go so far as to say people crying about getting killed is exactly why From did that.
>>562562881>"If you stripped away everything that made the game fun for the majority of people the game is... LE BAD! I am very intelligent.
>called Bladyr... Balder >wears DS1 Steel armor>throws undead hunter charms
>>562558453>hrt induced meltycinema
>>562562919A lot of the characters are good extensions on ER's base combat, but I would agree that Ironeye and Wylder are probably the most fun due to ranged and mobility options.
>>562562862>Doing the area normally>3 peoplelole
>>562563102>>562562812Heres the attention you wanted from me you desperate ass nigga.
the invader x host infight is cool, is kino, is CINEMA!!!
>>562563014Baldyr*Also I like how the Black Dragon GS in this game talks about how warriors used to cut off dragon tails and turn them into weapons, another fun DS1 reference
>>562558453Elden Ring is the IP so yes, it makes sense>>562563001Your point here is?
>>562562652Sonic Adventure homing attack gameplay
>>562563145>Redtranny thinks everyone only ever summons for him specificallyHoly Main Character Syndrome.
>Heh I can't wait for these fucking chud newb invaders to get destroyed by my massive skill>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE LATEGAME STUFF EVEN THOUGH I'M USING STUFF FROM A LATER AREAOooff....
>>562563248You are brain dead.
>>562563339What the fuck am I watching?
2v1>GET HIM XIS1v1>*Pulls out the cord*
>>562563339My honest reaction to reading this post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrWoG8IckyE
oops
>>562563516>TERF Clobberer
None of you fags will ever replace the big poopa
>>562563516>TERF Clobberer>Gets clobberedDeep lore
>>562486312>>562563516
>>562563656>>562563678>YOU'RE GONNA RESPECT TRANS RIGHTS RIGHT NO- ACK!
>>562563156got his ass there can’t lie
>>562563661Take me back to the good old days of poop and grass fighting while trannox cries on the side
>>562563516Total Chud Victory.
>>562563156>>562563810
>>562563661>xhe thinks being a whinny faggot with a troon character is irreplaceable
>>562563768>Blue interrupts BFT>Flash cut to him dyingFucking lmao
>>562563661I could cosplay as him just for you~
>>562563661I'll never forget poopa saying my ER type B was cute
>Redtrannies are rageposting their webms againNot raped, btwNot insecure, btwNot narc rage, btw
>>562563661>named himself "never goon">made fun of type Bs>....despite using type B himself
>>562563768Kino
>>562564183Don't worry sis I'll post my entire collection of blue victories starting now
>Left PvP manlet>Right PvE Chad
>>562564183you seem upset
>>562563975Not how the meme stupid thirdie jeet
Total blue GOD victory
the spirit of poopa lives on in that one poster who kept making fun of gremlin and mellow, may jeeallah bless his soul
>Red man vs Blue Man shitposting is back on the menu… Kino???
>>562564364|>chad>shilled Dragon's Domga 2 and said AI Limit was shitFat ass has too much soi in his system.
>>562564478Something really bad must have happened.
>>562564364Does art imitate life? Or does life imitate art?
I shall partake...
>>562564641See: >>562564183
>>562564364Do peeve and oroboro still stream, probably the worst pvp content creators ever
>>562564716Bluetroons are so embarrassing.
Bullshit ass infinite poise infinite estus npc enemies
>>562564928Look at their PvE chads poses>Confident posture>Leaning forward>Smiling, just enjoying lifeMeanwhile the PvPers>Scrawny>Glasses>Stiff posture, probably intimidated and nervous>Dour expression
>>562564801Don't follow your memes not from your discord sorry.
Instant Loss to handsome Invaders who want to have their way with me
This has inspired me to make an invader character. What's a fun place to focus on?
>go through hell>reward?>have this skirt, you faggot
>>562564984>t. seething he lost izzat to a blue
>>562564716>Jeenine viewer ganking
>>562565185All pvesissies are like this, btw
>>562565185don't do this clapcake
>>562565268The game knew you were a faggot for playing as a female
>>562564420don't your project your insecurity onto me thread shitter
>>562564716>Red lost a 1v1UHHHH REDSISTERS????? I THOUGHT WE WERE PVP GAWDS?!?!?!
>>562564473Don’t bring up your boyfriends unprompted
>>562564542DD2 is fine with mods
>>562565160>Gets raped>Calls it a meme to copeSee: >>562564183
>>562565185>realonlywaifu.pngThis is the kind of person making this kind of post btw
>>562565185That’s so hot it’s absolutely fucking crazy how lucky Godfrey was
Theres too many quests in elden ring. It's taking me forever.
>>562565558>it's ok if you cope with modskys nigga, that game dissapointed the fuck out of any actual fan of DD1/DDDA
>>562565447>self narration dilation already starting Cinematography
I should be awarded 50 strength just for this feat alone
f**poster's cropped porn raped this place
>>562565774Don’t piss your panties retard I agree I’m just pointing it out
>>562564542>>562565774Looks like we have a blastlet here
>>562565873No, you're a retard that make an irrelevant post.
>>562565805The DS2 spear backstab animation is so fucking good, it's a damn shame they never reused it.
Probably not worth getting all the shinies down here.
>Hostess acts breathy and giddy when the PvE chad (Left) comes up>Tells him she smiles when he smiles>Has no reaction when the pvp manlet (Right) starts talking>Her only responses are dry and phoned in "right... Mhm...."
>>562565268The catgirl leggings caught me offguard.DS2 had some really silly armor pieces.
>>562565961>ESL tantrumGood to know sperg.
>Come back an hour later>Still 2/4Dead game dead thread
>>562565989Left pic is how type Bs react when they summon me
>everyone wondering about the lore significance of the final DLC cutscene, like Miquella's posture, his different model, and why he seems to be in the Haligtree (Malenia's chair in the background)>elaborate schizo headcanon ensues>the real reason is because they LITERALLY just reused a cut cutscene with a completely different context, and changed nothing other than dimming the lights and deleting the sapling>this also explains why the camera moves so you can't see Miquella's lips, they wouldn't match the new dub overHoly fucking shit lmfaoYou can't make this shit up.
trump needs to bring back onlyafro
>>562566121>Nothing of value in the follow-up postAs expected. Retard.
>>562566195>>everyone wondering about the lore significance of the final DLC cutscene, like Miquella's posture, his different model, and why he seems to be in the Haligtree (Malenia's chair in the background)>>elaborate schizo headcanon ensuesThis never happened, literally nobody gave a shit
>>562564364>>562565989>>562565138>Pvecucks portraying themselves as the fat shillKino self-own.
>>562565989she is clearly disarmed by the simpleton yet apprehensive in the presence of a true predator.
>>562566238Don’t self narrate your postings we can see that’s the case.
>>562566330This. I see more Dark Souls lore videos coming out than Elden Ring ones, and ER ones tend to focus on base game shit.
>>562566159>>562565621And other truth nukes to post
>>562566442ER lore is readily understandable so no one is falling over themselves to um ackshully explain it to people that already get it
>>562565769there should be more
>>562566589ER lore is fucking gay
>>562565989>>562564364I don't like rollslop pvp either but glazing Fighting Basedboy is a new low even for /erg/.
Wish I'd known to mess with ds2le sooner
>>562566589ER lore is a bunch of vague disjointed ideas shuffled around randomly before release with sloptubers adlibbing the blanks with headcanon.
>>562566036Oh yeah. DS2 the game where you can be a weird turbo furry abomination or a normal fantasy dude. I think it's good that some of the weird stuff is locked behind NG+. Feels more like behind the scenes that way.>>562565979True. It might be a bit over the top but it's badass.
Does anybody have the DS2 vs ER comparison image
>>562565989Who is the guy on the right?
>>562565989Fightin onionsboy cheated his relics and begged for Wraff's approval on it btw
>>562567341Compare these nuts you gay bitch lmao
>>562567018you nuked the pvefatties
>>562565138What stream is this?
just busted a large load of nutslop, elden ring is pretty alright
>>562567018Cute. Though I don’t get the hate for Cowboy.>>562567284What the actual fuck is that
>>562567246perfectly well said. the recent revelation just further confirms this.
>calls his own seed “slop”telling but honest at least
thats aryan shemmycuck
>>562568236yeah he should think better about himself tbqh
>>562568098The most vile combination of armors I could think of.
How to properly thank your caster sissies after a run
>>562569251when are you playing with us?
>>562569251Please do this
I can now reliably kill ED dogs.
>>562567020saw a reel of this the other day and coomd
>>562569251I do this to everyone in my vicinity
good night erg
whats the best character to carry noobs with
>>562566375>fatunironic fat person response
>>562569926who's the empty bed for? goodnight anon!
>fat
>>562570154>Fatty is upsetBased
oh yeah ironeye lol literal background character energy
Game should've had the balls to give us an acid surge forbidden sun pyromancy after this
>>562570284>thinks big arm and legs = fattheres a reason the hostess got giddy when he stood near her
>>562570575obsessed
>Bro my favorite e celeb is so cool I have sweaty gym pics of him in my pc to own the pvpchuds
>PvP manlet cant cope with being fat so he attacks something irrelevantRaped.
gg bugs the shop actually sold this while I was on my carian build feelsgoodman
>>562570272>>562570280You. You’re getting bred. Epic.
>>562569251My uncle actually does this or pinches my aunt's butt and then gets smacked when we're taking family photos they're such goofballs and they're in their 60s
Why is there no other witch hat in ER other than the Ranni one and the Rogier hat that gives you a hijab
is steel still the best pvp player?
Here we go
>>562572738He never was?
>>562572727You didn't find Rogier?
>>562573084>and the Rogier hat that gives you a hijab
>>562572727Because Elden Ring is soulless
>>562572339not by you!
Pyromancer giant is pretty cool. Spits a glob of fire right out of his buttholeface.
>>562572727Alberich hat obviously, it's the only real option
>>562572727I forgot alberichs but its not big and floppy
>>562573231This is starting to get good
>>562573127Thought you meant albritch since his actually does that. You didn't find albritch? You didn't find rennela?
>>562572738Not only Steel is worse Jeenine he's a wannabe drama channel, the lowest of the low
Fuck, I thought this wouldve been a good match to Ansbach's set but it makes you bald. >>562573540I remember his hat but its ruined with the weird head cloth
>>562573586>Jeenineisn't he also dramacentral in the way that he makes remarks about casuals and him being a tryhard smug 7 24?
>>562573602my hair is 22, it doesn't make me bald, your hair is not witch approved, sorry to say
steelinvadedbyhitlerlovski is just jeenine with a polish accent pls stop being weird about it
how does jeenine have 40k+ subs and still have 2k views per video?
>>562574057pvpsissies???? do we have an answer for this???
>>562573728No ponytails allowed, i guess.
Yup.
>>562574057Being an unhappy cunt will do that, I mean, not everybody can be ChasetheReddit but the guy didn't even try to branch out to play something that makes him less miserable or something
>>562574258it is just pvp thingsteel is also pvp guy and he is not miserable at allalso has 40k subs and has average 2-4k views
>>562574258chase the brown deserves to be run over by a scania truck just because he influenced everyone to say "dishonest wizard" and wear that ugly scaled armor
>>562574424Chase produces horrible slop but at least pretends he's having fun and praises the gankers which audiences love
is it better to pretend to like the shit you have to do or to openly hate it
>>5625744471/4
>>562574495chase is just like a cool older brother has a confident sounding high bass voice (very manly)it is almost too obvious why he has the viewership he has
3/5
>>562574543openly hate it and do something else
>>562574543it's worse than scum to pretend
>>562574447>>562574589I'm gonna take a bath but I can join you
>>562574598I miss my cool older brother
what are anons about?chase has 600k subs almost and he has 30k views on average lol
>>562574598>chasethebro>very manly
>>562574598Is this meant to be bait? I remember the DS3 days, and when he got his ass kicked by a single opponent, the "I'm totally not owned" break to his voice and general commentary was so apparent. You are low test if you think that's a deep voice, btw.
>>562574997Thats the gayest man I have ever seen. And thats not even as an insult. I think his name has a double meaning.
>>562574997looks like a lesbian
what is the best channel idea for fromsoft/elden ring content?I see this guy sometimes and he always has insane view amounts even though has not that many subshttps://www.youtube.com/@clankymocha/videosbut it does also seem very boring to make build/ranking/tierlist videos also seems almost too easy to make this content?
Isn't jeenine's main job a 3d artist for videogames or something.
>>562574495>*holds L1 to block with weapon as the video starts with a fade-in*Yo Whats Up Guys It's>*takes a few quick moments pause, spins around thrice*ChaseTheBro Here And>*moves the camera down then up, poorly edited jump cut into him running around in the smallest circle possible allowed by the game's deadzone movement*And Welcome Back To Another Weapon Showcase! Today We're Gonna Take A Look At The Backhand Blades!>*uses Swift Slash Ash of War on a Revered Spirit in Belurat to demonstrate his power, putting the ChaseTheBro fan, (You) in awe*>*2Hs the Backhand Blade, spamming L1 to waggle like a faggot>*shows an average quality build with nothing special to note*So yeah, that's the build. Let's get into some invasions!!>*invades an obvious PvE only player with his friends doing coop legit with another friend that isn't trying to twink or overleveled with no obvious attempt at trying to PvP, just honest gameplay on his victims' part*>"looks like we got some gankers here guys! and they are using ultra greatswords too!*is obviously seething but trying to hide it with fake positivity*>*hardswaps off the Backhand Blades despite the video being a weapon showcase video, to a completely different weapon class sweating his ass off, adrenaline off the charts against a PvE only player and his friend who are playing to progress, not twinking out or anything*>talks to himself and makes comments about the person and his friends that he's invading as if he were infantile>"yeah good fight dadgamer1989!">*does a bow gesture even though he was sweating against people with no obvious PvP experience*Wow. That was tough, he almost got me!>*puts on a facade of fake positivity even though he is seething and actually toxic*Let Me Know With A (You) On What You Guys Thought About My Backhand Blades Weapon Showcase Here .>the only time he was using the backhand blades were at the intro to "introduce it" as a showcase weapon and hardswaps to a different weapon
>>562575242He art is dogshit, so I hope not
>>562575241why
>>562575242no he is full time streamer + daily uploads on youtube
>>562575297>>"yeah good fight dadgamer1989!"Theres a reason these "PvP" youtubers never do arena.
>>562575330his*
>>562575358there's no way he makes enough money from that to live unless his gf is paying for everything
>>562575351from what I heard with just a few thousand views per video you can still make almost a thousand bucks per month basically free money just upload daily slop or at least weekly if you have good following and money rains
>invades pvpers just having funugh this is so cancer>hard swaps to his 7th copy of a weapon for a different ashthese guys are such scrubs man>pops cheated consumablethis game is so trash man>runs away for 20 minutes just to roll catch a first time pvper to deathim going to make my own souls pvp game
>Make healbot build>Rename self to healbot>One dps spell if theres not a whole lot of healing needed>Host getting hit>Accidentally cast dps spell>Host dies midcastFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>562574997There's no way thats actually him
>>562574462sorry jee' your time is over
>>562574782enjoy your bath anon!
Will killing mohg break any quests besides maybe the varre invasions?I want to go to the DLC and get my messmers axe and fashion already
>>562575509posted it again award
I have to admit... I watch jee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWy1csJXnfo
>>562575836I just did, gonna join the fc now
https://youtu.be/vxEt2K-GYC0
>>562575926t
>>562575945I have never opened a Napstar stream where he wasn't in the middle of complaining about something
>>562572386I doubt that >>562573690>>562574057>>562574258Nobody with a brain tunes into that retardBeing quite honest a good majority of people who play these games for a ‘living’ aren’t very likable
>>562575945Is this about shitty internet connections lol
>>562574495Chase is basically the equivalent of an actor making action movies, instead of someone trying to showcase top-tier technical tryhard gameplay, which makes his content way more appealing to a much larger crowd.
>>562576228>actor making action movieswut lol
>tfw the guy i like watching hasn't posted in years because of health problems
>>562575618don’t post my wife here idiot jeez
>>562576276He's like a steven segal type for fs games.
>>562576340So a fraud? Accurate.
liberals like saint riotchuds like jeenine
>>562575509>80k views>2.1k likes>263 comments (50 praising the co-opers, 200 mentioning how they don't do invasions but they watch chase because xhe is a wholesome non-toxic player, 13 asking for his stats/gear despite him showing it at the start of the video)
>>562576134They're all bland at best. Oro and Aggy are fine. Youwy is fine but with annoying habits like whining or playing like a dumbass on purpose. Gino knows the games inside out but has the personality of a rock. Lantic is literally retarded. Parky and Wraff are hot at least.
>>562574057er pvp was so bad everyone quit long time ago really
>>562576298who?I hope they get better
>>562575241you could take iced estus spot but you're soulless so it wouldn't work
>>562576625zullie also said she needed a surgery for something and had to be donated a bunch of moneyhonestly its cool that people can help each other like this
>>562576298Same but massive embarrassment instead of health issues.
I just watch Japanese D5 players whomst I don't understand.
>>562576625>>562576776nvm he got better but his last video is from before dlc came out. he responds to comments which is good. been watching his videos since dark souls 1
3/40.75YOU can help it be whole
>>562576843if you watch long enough you can end up fluentI became fluent from watching jp vtubers
>>562576923How would I become fluent without captions? Also there are no D5 vtubers, they suck at vidya
>>562576542>13 asking for his stats/gearwhat is the point of this?souls leveling is literally additionyou just put points into what you use lol
>youtuber left because he had a kidholy based
>>562577038we are not supposed to know everything, chud
I think I'm finally getting tired of using fist Undertaker, I was thinking on branching out to try straight sword initial standard attack (I don't like curved swords) and maybe skill slop, what's more fun?
Still 3/4
>>562576459both are brown
think like sane ryanact like jee
>>562577939R1 L1 synergizes better with her combo buffs.
4/4
swordless…
>>562575945Why is every redtranny such an obnoxious, self-righteous fag?
>>562575945Like >>562576085 said this motherfucker complains all the time and is probably as toxic if not more than Jeewhine (Teabags all the time and shits on everybody) the context of that video iirc was that Jeewhine was having his usual spergouts about people using wifi and that wifi players shouldn't have access to online games and this guy somehow assumed this meant he hated poor people who couldn't afford an ethernet cable (But somehow can afford a PS4)
>>562578350sopranos was dogshit
>>562576228My favorite top tier technical tryhard gameplay move that jeenine does is when he jumps in the middle of three people because he thinks he can escape frame traps like in DS3, proceed to die and complains about it
>>562577939Skillslop isn't fun with anyone, it's just sweat.t. skillslopper
>>562577939Dual Greathammers has good synergy with Undertaker.All purples are STR/FTH, their L1 string only has 3 attacks, making it easy to trigger her chain passive.Also some of them have very good skills like the Candlestand, making them good for Balancer builds too.
souls pvp is like a barebones fighting gamejust dodge roll space and hitif both players are top tier nobody should be able to hit each other
>>562578645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQvidUZ5LCI
I uploaded my malenia no damage video last weekit has 6 views... I'm also scared that it counts me watching it myself
>>562578769link?
>>562578716>xbow explosive boltshudders
>>562578716true tale of legend
>>562579226I don't know why the Spread Crossbow isn't more popular in Elden Ring.Even outside of sleep memes, the damage is really high for how easy it is to use.
May da werd of da fingahs guy'd yew
>>562578769If you used bloodhound step, raptor in the mists, any ranged attack or you weren't level 1 then you're a fag for uploading it thinking you're cool
If you didnt kill Radahn pre nerf you didnt beat the game and need to downgrade
>>562579701when was the nerf
>>562579676
>>5625797451.03
I don't care about any of this. Talk about something else.
>>562579479The whole thing with explosive bolt in ds3 was that it would stun anyone. People use frost pots, golem arrow, hefty pots, etc. Spread crossbow is fun and the damage is decent, but it fulfills a different role now i think
oh ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRtMiMlfIIliterally ongbal level
>>562576923No, you dont and ywnbj
>>562580314im brownanese
>>562580134I mog both
:(
>>562580386I know
>>562580386>t. Dravidian living in Tokyo
>>562580134how does he get that many views with so little subs?how did this video get this many views, I really wonder how youtube algo works
>People still act like Malenia is a hard bossHoly normieslop
>>562578645I've had 30+ minute fights in DS3, so yeah... Just another reason invasions are superior to duels because they just turn into passive cuck fests.
>Touch bloodstains>People just dying while afk???????????
Is Miriam's vanishing at all useful in PvE other than the style points?
>>562578504How so
>>562581430No
>>562578175Yeah, just tried the other day those ornamental dual straight swords and I felt like I was doing damage, I don't know what is it about fists but I feel like I'm only there for stance damage, not actual damage, I'm guessing there's not need for ISA then, just the phys+4 stuff I'm currently using>>562578602I was thinking that because one run I didn't have fist I powerstanced them but I felt like she had no stamina for it, one jump attack and you could only roll away once, I was tempted on trying claws too because those purple claws sometimes have those amazing charge attack passives and they're fun>>562578576Pressing L2 sounds super easy and not sweaty at all though
>>562582189He means sweaty as in using effective shit to win.
I want max relic rewards but I don't like the stress of D5 but I don't wanna CE.
>>562583237gg fake cc
>>562583237wtf a darkwraith watch out
>>562583237>cc on wylderSo it's true??? cc x practice is the new OTP?
>>562583592cc x practice is canon
>>562583683practinx is green so no
>>562583762Isn't it always blue and green for duo
>>562583237>6th sense in tactoh nonono trishsisters... the narrative...
>>562583683yes>>562583762not yet
>>562583928Cute comic...
>>562583928Gay comic
>>562583928cc and practice is now canon
Stop being gay
Remember you don't decide when you're in a relationship, erg does
>>562583858>fujotroon doesn't play the game Many such cases
>>562583928This so powerful
>>562584418yeah of course, it's you and him and me calling you out
we're the fujoshiswe;re the fujoshis!
>>562585072no
that was the last one for me ggs fc
>>562585558gg
>>562585558gg good fights!
>>562585558GG
>>562585412every time when I see two anime boys hugging each other being friends with each other I ship them and I will not stop ever.
>>562585456
Does this happen in your country?
>>562585720Hnnng I love that picture so much. That is what Ironeye mains look like.
>>562585830
>>562585720Gay
queued
>>562585720>>562585876Our ironeyes don't use bows tho
>>562585830really good webm made me laugh loudly
>>562585830ass to ass..
>>562586001ok ranged sissy
I'm gonna leave and let you two duel, ggs fc hiv hpv idf usaid
>>562585720nice nips
>>562585876haha i just found that pic a few mins ago since your Wyld Man seems like he's waiting for someone... i don't really have much ironeye and wylder art but yes that's a really cute cat.
>>562585720Why the fuck is he hammering his bow? Is he stupid?
>>562586282he's done being a ranged sissy so he's switching to meleeye
>>562586572Only the people who cheated all their relics so they have as much hp as a melee character do this.
"hnnng-ACKK!!
>>562586223It's a cute ship. I like Wylder with me more obviously, but the two of them together have a lot of nice art. Yesss Ironcat is just the cutest.
Sub yall, its ya boi, asmonauric
What's the benefit of using the samshir over other curved swords? I thought the bandit sword had the highest phys AR of the infusable curved swords
>>562587201Faster moveset that also moves you forward. High affinity scaling.
>>562587343>>562587201People play curved swords other than powerstanced with bleed on both and the white mask?
>>562586838>>562586223gay
>/erg/Nothing but troons and egoposts>JP Nightreign twitterThoughtful and interesting discussion, cosplay, OC and moreYou guys are turds in a dry bowl.
>>562587586The weakest erg loreschizo makes xhitter's "thoughtful" discussion look like chimps grunting.
>>562587496Yeah I'm gonna use it with black flame blade desu
>>562587586meow
>>562587726Nah because when lorechads get going the cancer tumors start acting up and spazzing out.
>>562587586In fairness, JP anything tends to be better than a lot of their counterparts. If you looked on regular ER xitter you’ll probably find trannies posting shitty art and talking about Marika being the perfect trans allegory. >>562583928>>562585720>>562585072Stop it.
just like erg!!!!!
>>562587497It's not gay for girls to like boys
>>562587961>In fairness, JP anything tends to be better than a lot of their counterparts. If you looked on regular ER xitter you’ll probably find trannies posting shitty art and talking about Marika being the perfect trans allegory.I get EN Nightreign talk too but it's mostly just people begging for ED Heolstor or shitting on Nightreign and spewing trash about how it's a Fortnite game.I'm glad they've been respectful of me thus far. The whole "jap crossover" thing going on right has made them more open to talking to westerners.
>>562588020YWNBAW please refer to >>562586757
>>562586757
>>562587586ForumForum, Japan
>>562587586JP is always better we all know this
>>562588316Yeah, it's almost like high IQ and high trust ethnostates kick ass and shitskins/niggers ruin EVERYTHING>>562588348Yeah but it's amazing the disparity. One is fulfilling and enjoyable and the other is actual fucking sewage.
no wonder this thread is so schizophrenic when we have literal shartyniggers shitting up the place
I always assumed almost all of you are early 20s mexicans, but the anon saying that most of /erg/ is late 20s early 30s has me scratching my head
Going by the Japan glaze, it's SEA hours
>>562588472Uncs and Hags general
>>562588416there are no niggers in erg, just a lot of trannies>>562588434You should’ve known that a lot of people here use shartytroon lingo. This general is kind of a mix of sharty and /pol/, and I guess they just play nothing but FromSoft games.
it's dsg speak dumb newfig
>>562588576I don't understand how people this age act this retarded and spam jeet saar sharty shit all the time
>>562588416>shitskins/niggers ruin EVERYTHINGThe funny thing is japanese twitter is very openly racist and its hilarious. Elon musk unironically saved free speech when he bought twitter because this guy would have been permabanned under old woke safespace management.
>>562588576>HagsWhy are you people so desperate kek, this is why trannies attention whore so much
>>562588581>there are no niggers in ergSpiritual niggotry is still niggotry. The whole thread is tranny NIGGERS because trannies actually behave themselves sometimes. 90% of the "troon flag in name" posts I see about NR absolutely fucking CLEAR 99.9% of /erg/ posts. >>562588642lol saw that earlier today.
>>562588628There was only one person from dsg in 2020s who talked like that.
1/3
>>562588630You'll realize as you get older that people don't stop acting dumb and silly, the only difference is that they learn when to turn it on and off and there's no reason to turn it off here.
>>562587095Incredible gemerald post
>same exact seed with same exact bullshit 3 times in a row on gigadogis the fc still going
>>562588773Doesn't it get boring? I dont' get how people do it for years
>>562588892yes
>>562588917What's boring is you retards shidding and farding 24/7
>>562588965>>562588917Like actually dead fucking serious. What's boring is just reliably being a boring, unintelligent shitsmear. But again: niggers and shitskins can't rise above that and we know what you are. At least many troons are still white.
saarjeet come get your child
>>562588434>newjeet post
gg sloppity slop
>>562589227gyat
>>562589227*sticks my head in there*
>>562589227Quite the fight. Thank goodness I stacked full hp negations.
>>562589414Good job devil
JP nightreign twitter is just basedfacing at solved/known shit like it's Launch week thoughbeit
>>562589414>>562589464Cute Devil clutching
>>562589495example?
dogshit X(dogshit but JP POGCHAMP
>>562589464No, this is Creasy.
That wasn't my post
>>562589495No, they're often talking about D5 no relics lv1 runs and shit actually. That and posting cool relics etc. >>562589563He doesn't have any. JP NR twitter is like 50% relicposting and 50% everything else.
>>562589568please post the hand thing again
>>562589568>this is what asians look like without bleaching their skin and a shitton of makeupgrim>>562589605except everytime I get a random jpn nr post in my algo is't literally that. Ywnbj by the way.
>>562589712asians are basically dark hispanics
Kinda sucks that Seeker of Fire has some issues with LE but better than leaving it vanilla at least.
>>562589562Nobody Clutched. Nobody fell. It was a clean slopped fight.>>562589635Nah. I don't want to get banned again. Just look up the account I love you forever谢谢大家Fengbao. She posts multiple times a day.
>>562589564>>562588527You might be onto something>>562589752this made me kek
>>562589712That says more about you and your algo than JP NR Twitter. I mostly get fed hardcore D5 JP players and you mostly get fed chigyu basedboi garbage.
>>562589761Something feels off
>>562589787thank you
>>562589818It's almost like I'm not a Jap, so I won't get deeper JPN discussion on NR, you retarded SEAmonkey.
>>562589852If you mean the health bar that was for keeping it in peripheral vision after scaling down the UI looked pretty awkward sticking everything in the corners.
I'm eating a cookie
>>562589989Except the whole twitter algo has started to force JP and NA interactions so all you've done is out yourself as either not a big twitter user or as not north american. Half my feed is Japs posting about NR now. Half pre-autotranslated and half just fed to me as kanji.
>>562590021can I have some
>>562589752Not true. Well, it kind of is. A lot of them do have a brown tone, but they also genuinely have a yellowish tone as well, it’s very distinct from whites when you see them side by side.
>>562590084No! *crushes your entire body with a giant crusher heavy attack*
>>562589752This is a confusing statement. Asians, hispanics and whites are all within the same tonal gradient. Just with difference undertones. However, its my observation that hispanics, on average, are darker than Asians. If you were just to do a large sweeping average.
>>562590164x_x
>>562588472A good amount of us are in our early 20s. But yes we seemingly have a good amount of senior citizens here as well.
>>562588416That’s truth>>562588434>>562588581It’s literally one singular poster from /dee ess jeet/, look in the archives and you’ll see the exact same postings and images
Fuck
>>562590214Who is the oldest erger?
>>562590307liar
>>562590180"white" people are actually more pink
this is ridiculous
>>562588628you need to go back
>>562590428
>>562590430>retard doesn't know what undertones areYou can get blue-ish, peach, tanned-ish whites, and ones that just don't get sun and look porcelain white. Either way preferable to yellow/brown/black
>>562590339Me. I've been in Dark Souls 4chan threads since before /vg/>>562590430>mfw they keep saying "pinkskin" in the new Avatar>Every evil colonist whale murderer was white>All the aliens are DEI coded savagesAt least the action was okay.
>>562590516and pink*
>>562590516Also a lot of white people look more like pissed on walls in a public toilet stall with the amount of tattoos on them.
>>562590590post driver's license
>>562590326>>562590462You seem upset
>>562590590post birth certificate
>>562590590Colonialism and race wars is the coolest part of our civilization, imagine fighting in a cause that determines who will be the masters and who will be the slaves generations into the future. Imagine losing. Imagine throwing our ancestor's hard fought victories away. I will never watch that anti-colonial bullshit DEI trash that is Avatar.
>>562590590>>562590339I'm the oldest. I was already 17 when 4chan was founded. I didn't discover the site until I was 19. So I never had an underage shitposting phase.
>>562590751what a weird post
>>562590821what a white post*
>>562589761Forest of the raped
>>562590751>>562590590The noble savage meme will never not be funny.
>>562590821/erg/ is infested with unironic racial supremacists. It's so sad. Every time an asian person gets posted, this race supremacist gets agitated and starts going on weird racial tirades.
>>562590924Do you think vendricks' knights did... you know... to the giant head holes
but what kind of cookie was it?
>>562590638Suck my cock nigger. >>562590751I love my father very much and our main thing we do together is watch sci-fi /fantasy and japanese movies. I had to watch Avatar but managed to openly dodge Sinners by speaking my mind about it's creator and his publically stated views regarding the film's meaning [ytpeepo = evil bad vampires who hurt blacks]This is only fair. The man raised me on bootleg Ghibli VHS tapes and even arranged for me to meet Ray Harryhausen once because I was such a fan of the Sinbad movies and Jason and the Argonauts.>>562590798Total time spent posting matters most but sure. >>562590936It's funny because this one shows tons of the aliens being yipping headhunter savages who commit horrific "worse than death" crimes against their enemies.
gg dargon
>>562589761I like seeker of fire desu
>>562590961Not really
>>562590986Why didn't you reply to him, now he'll never be able to find your post. >>562590021
>>562590516>>562590590>>562590751>>562590936>>562591029Wow, this set them off big time. Lol.
>>562590078>>562589818>>562589605got his faggot ass here can’t lie
>>562590936The funny thing about that image, is that it argues from a position of science. Decrying religion. But a lot of colonialism was actually motivated by religion. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard of an atheistic supremacist before.
Wait where's that guy who wanted british colonialism souls game
>>562590751>>562591029Preach. Good posts.
>>562591029>Total time spent posting matters most but sure. The question was "who is the oldest", not "who posted more". I'm older than you. Deal with it, nephew.
What the hell is this?
>>562591397what's with all the player igns?
shiftyduck isn't a sissy. shes an ultra sissy
>>562591368I guess in the strictest linguistic tersm you've got me dead to rights but for me "age" is measured in this context by how long it's been since you started posting here.
>>562591441I don't know, I see it sometimes and just think it's a new player or some dumb filter. Other people's names show up just fine.
>>562591262it’s an anglo thing
>>562591397I'm told it opens a door located along the walls at the water at the castle. But I never did it myself. In fact, I don't think I've ever noticed the door before.
>>562591496angro t hing
>>562590798I'm glad I'm not the oldest. I've been here since 2004 when I was 16. Lots of fond memories of the Demon's Souls threads.
>>562591125there was a chance he'd see it if it was meant to be so, and if he didn't find it then that's all there would have been to it and that's fine too!
>>562591583jump off a cliff
>>562591496What is?
Nightreign was a good game...
Okay but is it possible to make a cute HISPANIC girl in elden ring character creator? Time for me to spend some time on that. It might just end up as tan white woman.
>>562591347That’s me hi
I miss Madison
I just want my kids back
>>562591705she was in the fc
>>562591483>but for me "age" is measured in this context by how long it's been since you started posting here.Literally nobody would measure age like that. Dunno why would think that. The topic was presented as an age thing. Noting who is in their 20s or 30s. Why would you then interpret it as a posting thing?Well whatever, even in that contexts, I'm probably still "older" than you, because I've been in *Demon's* Souls thread, before Dark Souls came out.
>>562591681cute hispanic girls are just tan white womenI'm reminded of a classmate I had in community college about a hispanic girl who said somebody once said that she was "too cute to be hispanic"
>>562591615what for?
>>562591681more likely it’ll end up as some vantablack subhuman with how shitty the damn thing is but good luck
>>562591441They probably didn’t bother changing the default name. mostly Chinese.
>>562591792>Classmate says something retarded>You're too retarded to realize his statement was retarded>You internalize his statement, and use it as a basis for your assessment of others, perpetuating retardation.
>>562591792Maybe I'll try to make a nice looking lady from each preset. That might be fun.
>>562591748Proof?
>>562591785>"in this context"rtfp>I've been in *Demon's* Souls thread, before Dark Souls came out.Right that's fair. I saw them but didn't have a PS3. I was in on Dark Souls asap though. And was posting on /v/ in other contexts well before that too. But whatever. We're obviously similar users.
>During internal testing, everyone was teaming up with Miquella, abandoning the throne and title of Elden Lord>Miyazaki, in a fit of rage, demanded his ending be cut from the game
>>562591929I'm not a gay but....
>>562591864I have made a mistake in formulating that sentence which has caused a misunderstandingthe girl herself was the one sharing the anecdote, somebody said that to her
>>562591929And now the only ending anyone cares about is Ranni... Strange, isn't it?
>>562591631scientific racism, manifest destiny
>>562591906>>"in this context">rtfpLet me put it another way. You made up a standard that nobody else was talking about, and that you have no reason to every think would be a thing in the first place. Why you thought it was ever about how much a person posts, is beyond comprehension. It's like a cosmic ray flipped a bit in your brain, and just made you randomly think of something completely nonsensical. The fact that I entertained your """context""" at all was a grace.
confession: I name all my characters after final fantasy characters
>>562592276gay
>>562592187That’s the opposite of the truth
>>562591929Why would you draw a female and then put a penis on it. Whose fetish is this?
>>562592239Nah, "oldest" can mean a lot of things. You're being stubborn about word meanings in the most flexible language in the world. Which smells like ESL behavior since I speak English in the same way I breathe whereas you had to pass tests and meet standards to be similar. Let's just drop it.
>>562592062Ah... So the *girl* was retarded. And she internalized the retarded statement. The she perpetuated the retardation by repeating it. Then you heard the retarded statement, and internalized it. Then you perpetuated the retardation by repeating it. I get it now. It's layered.
>>562592276share>>562592365fucking japs
>>562591685Have you came up with any more good ideas for it?
>>562592187Manifest Destiny was motivated by god. It was religious.
>>562592405bro what are you talking about
>>562592435Sort of. I actually found a perfect game that I envision to play it like. I think setting it in the early 1900s would be best but I also like the single fire firearms of previous periods and what not.
>>562592376No, sorry, but there were 2 preceding posts that talked about ages in terms of numbers specifically. And then the anon asked who the oldest is. So we can look at it in two ways:1, you take into account the preceding posts, which puts his question into a firm context about numbers. There is no other way to interpret this.2, you take his question in isolation. Which you might have done if you weren't following the exchange, and missed the previous posts. Which in this case, you can argue that there is some small teeny tiny chance that he meant the length and/or volume that someone has been posting. However, that is a very uncommon context. So you would play the odds. The far more likely context, is that he's actually just talking about age. Occam's razor.
>>562592239>>562591906Shipping these anons
>>562592813>No, sorry, but there were 2 preceding posts that talked about ages in terms of numbers specificallyCorrect but the framework in which those numbers are judged is entirely up to context and interpretation. Stopped reading there btw.
/erg/ is like retard theater
doll souls when. ultimate modularity.
>>562592864>but the framework in which those numbers are judged is entirely up to context and interpretation.No. You're dumb.
>>562592953already exists
>>562592958No, you're retarded and or ESL. I'm leaning towards "and" and away from "or".
>>562592982Visually? LIKE PLAYING AS A DOLL AND YOU CAN POP YOUR LIMBS AND BODY PARTS OFF?
>>562592847Stop being gross or I will touch you
Happy Easter, ergbros!
>>562593061Touch me daddy
>>562593075happy easter christian bros
KEKAROODLEDOO WAKE UP /ERG/
>>562593061Promise? >>562593095No he’s mine go away
>>562592953>>562585986>>562582189Wylder… you won…
>>562593020Don't try to make this a language issue. That's such a cheap scapegoat. You say I'm ESL, and then as soon as I say I'm not, you have me on the defense. And then you press the ESL matter, until it becomes about me, and distracts from the issue. No, you just misinterpreted the question and said something stupid. Probably because you ARE stupid. And now you're too proud to admit that fact. Just admit it.
>>562591262Religion and science are not mutually exclusive. The churches made a lot of scientific progress during the middle ages.
>>562593075happy easter! now queue.
-3/3
gg hellostor, one of those recluse parries hit, i heard it
>>562593208I know they're not mutually exclusive. But does the maker of that image know? He's so harsh on their worship of their goddess, that it makes it sound as if he's arguing that being devout is what holds them back from progress.
>>562593182It's a language issue though. My "oldest" friend could be 22 if I've known him for 12 years even though I have firneds who're 45.You suck at English. Don't get fresh about meanings and interpretation of a language you weren't raised to speak as a mother tongue.
I’m the one who asked who is the oldest. I meant age, not how long you’ve posted here. If I meant that I would have asked how long have you posted here.
>>562593353Again, the preceding posts make it clear that the question is about the numerical age of the poster, and not how long they've been posting. You failed to take into account the context. Now you're trying to argue a meager technicality.
>>562592923it's so good, endless free entertainment
>>562593471>>562593438>>562593353shut the fuck up retards, you are arguing over fucking nothing
>>562592953memba the sekiro teaser epoque
>>562593438Uh huh. That's nice but the language and context was open to interpretation. >>562593471>the preceding posts make it clear that the question is about the numerical age of the posterAnd yet here I am, bringing up and living in other contexts. Proving that the world is wider than your retarded interpretation. Congrats. You're gonna die before me. That's what you want credit for right? Because we both know I've posted more and for longer. [things that the "oldest" would be assumed to have done]
>>562593075happy Easter! Christ is king!
>>562593353>>562593438>>562593471Continue geniuses, you are debating over fucking something.
>>562593535.............
>>562593549>And yet here I am, bringing up and living in other contextsBECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID. Just because you interpreted poorly, that doesn't mean you're right. It just means you're a dumbass!
>>562593612>BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPIDNope. Because I'm willing to assert my own reality against yours. Now go back to making cookies out of mud or whatever shitskins do. I'm done replying.
What other games are anons playing?
>>562593701sts2
>>562593701Stuff...
>>562593328I have not watched the movie but from this image I gather that he's implying that the natives overly invest in this worship of nature which is severely limiting their progress in the tech tree.
>>562593701stellaris, sts2 like the other anon, I reinstalled xcom
gg 3bug
>>562593701roller coaster tycoon 3 right now while getting sleeby
>>562593674I wouldn't consider myself racist. And I normally don't like the play the "you're brown" game. But you do in fact argue like a black person. So this racist white guy act you're putting on, doesn't sound believable to me. I think you're black.
>>562593549No it really wasn’t open to interpretation. It was very clear I meant age. You took it in a weird direction because you’re proud of being an oldfag and needed to assert that.
>>562593701Solasta and Helldivers 2>>562593825Which xcom?
>>562593825>look inside ANY SOULA DISGUSTING AND EVIL PUTRID MAGGOT BEING WITH NO HOPES NO DREAMS NO TALENTS
>>562592953Lies of P, Steelrising.
>>562593860I don't see how this was black coded at all but that's fair. I am being rude and dismissive and that's their default when upset.
>>562593896enemy within, I haven't played any of the others>>562593898don't be so negative anon
>>562593817That's not dialogue from the movie. It's just some fanfic level writing some random made up.
Removing invasions from the next game is the most logical step in Fromsoft's history as a game dev. Anyone that disagrees is a red subhuman that only wants invasions to be a way to insist they should be allowed to be obnoxious.
I’m drunk and qing
>>562594089isn't the most exciting combat one with a skilled human who cannot be predictable like the npcs? I find that to be the most engaging moments in any game I have played
>>562594089The next game Miyazaki is directing is putting less emphasis on pve and is going full pvp, you lost cuckboy.
>>562593208Very true
>>562594132I'm drunk too but I'm not qing, I'm manchu
>>562593523>>562593593Both can be true
>>562593701I can’t say since I don’t want any low lives from here flocking to it>>562593918>Lies of PThisBest you can ask for even
>>562594171Nobody ever talks about PvP other than PvPers. And nobody definitely talks about invasions. The only people that invade are like the shitters in a PvP server ganking low level players and thinking theyre a PvP God but also wont play on a more level playing field with other PvPers.>>562594209>It was real in my head!
>Go to the Elden Ring Nexus page>Sort by "Downloads">Set date range "All Time">Seamless Co-op is at the top>11.2 million downloadsYeah, bro. People totally play these games for the PvP.
>>562593817Unfortunately that monologue isn’t real (it’s probably more memorable than any actual line in the movies if you can believe it) but it takes inspiration from them being actually being a very primitivist society with retarded societal rules like no metallurgy being allowed and stuff and kind of just get high off their own farts over how in touch they are with everything, which does hinder them in fending for themselves to the point that they have to rely on the hivemind goddess of their planet to save them.
>>562594474why does it make you so angry?
>>562592276>Not naming party members in FFs after your IRL friends and family
>>562594474You blew them out here nicely done
>>562594639Why would I be angry about winning?
>>562594707What happens if the next fromsoft game includes pvp?
>>562594749What do you mean "what happens"
>>562594474elden rin players are not true soulstrannies
>>562594707winning what?
>>562594846what will happen to your winning status
>>562594857>No true scotsman fallacy
>>562594903>>562594896What?
>>562594914meaningless
>>562594996what are you winning?
>>562595007I accept your concession
>>562594474pvers are not ''people'', they are rapemeat for pvpers like jeeallah
shut the fuck up retards
>>562595032Huh?
>>562595172what are you not understanding
>>562595203Who?
>>562595260who what?
>>562595260hi?
>>562595321>hellloooo
thousands of dsgers are marching on erg as we speak
Your beautiful
This is just like pvp but with posts, in case you're having fun you should try pvp win the game you'd love it.
>>562593159>>562593095*touches you*
>>562593701the fotm coop slop, sts2.
>>562595426
>>562595408goughs carvings were better
Why are you guys so obsessed with trannies
>>562595427>>562595408*lamenter sounds*
>>562595492they're basado y rojopillo
>>562595492:3c
>>562595492goon fuel
>>562595469n-n-no... what are we going to do ergiyogurts they're about to turn us into cheese...
>>562595571>>562595571>>562595571
gg normal gote
>>562595521True
>>562593838He's so cool...
>>562595492I think it's because most posters here are 20-25 and trannies actually affected their society so they're traumatized. I'm 30 and I dont give a shit
>>562595818>mostI wish>>562595451What the fuck is this it looks cool
>>562595426That’s fine, we have access to their natural repellant not found in their home nation of Mumbai: toilets and plumbing
>>562595321>>562595408>>562595427many brahmins are saying this
>>562596486So true saar
