Black Saturday Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>562440096
They call her Vicky Vin Dickta
Hoodwink thread.Hoodwink general.Hoodwink game.
Sex with Venator
graves nerfs when?
>>562473698okay but seriously though, when will we get a hoodwink hero? she literally has a boomerang
>>562473591but wraith is only a couple inches taller!
REM should've been a girlBilly should've been a girlAbrams should've been a girl
>>562473591how is wraith wrong here? Holliday is literally a cowgirl
I think Silver needs buffs.
Graves is the laziest character design in the game, its just Wednesday Addams
>>562473886Rem should've been a sexy shortstack and not a child
>>562473737Based Driftah
Graves is the sexiest character design in the game, its just Wednesday Addams
Hosting a EU party but aslong as you're not further than east coast it's fine, anyone is welcome to join but I'm archon 4 so you know what you're signing up for.NGHTCKeeping it up for the next 5-10~ minutes or so.
>still no rock hero that grows whenever he puts a point in his ult, that can toss people, throw a tree and cause an avalanche
>>562474065We need a proper kaiju that's too goddamn big to use the ziplines or fit through pretty much anything and knocks down buildingsShiv Kong when
>>562474065forgot to attach image, here is how would he look like. thoughts /dlg/?
>want to play mina>always get really nervous because i feel like people are constantly judging my performance compared to if im just throwing out stomps on dynamo or wyverns on paigeam i just not built for carries?
>>562474065We don't need another hero that has a quarry to settle
>>562474240tfw you've a quarry to settle
>>562474240Name him Tony and give him a thick New York accent
>>562474335EYYY I'M ROCKIN ERE
>>562473886Billy should've been an Ixian girlAbrams is too cool to be anything other than who he isRem is a rat
>>562474248i think you just have to power through the nerves. you won't get any better unless you play her. and your MMR changes are based on hero anyway so you'll end up where you belong soon enoughor this could all be cope>t.lowranker who's always worst on souls & kills
you WILL friend mei WILL go 10/2 as vyperwe WILL lose
>>562473886You're in luck!https://deadlockmods.app/mod/628519
>>562474248depends on how cute and tight your bussy is
another uncounterable haze loss
who are the tanky-bruisers of the game? who can 1v1 most m1 losers
Is there something fucked with the match making? Why am I get paired with retarded faggots?
>>562474569you WILL spread your cheeks for me
>>562473906I think I need Silver
>>562474782fair and balanced btw
Five loss streak to start my weekend, I swear to god some absolute carried shitters play on the weekends and fuck up your MMR.
avoiding does not work by the wayi have had, i shit you not, a haze on the enemy team in literally every game i've played this week.
>gank rape lanes>still lose cause im matched with retarded shitters and cant make any impact since enemy team proceeds to huddle and hide>cant counter pick since teams are randomCOOOOOOOOOOL GAME YOU FAGGOT N*GG*R
gay sex with apollo!
>>562473591Since we're having yuri OP, what's your favorite yurilock, /dlg/?
>>562475038make no mistake!! i'll be the one rapxng your mmr...
what dota heroes would fit best into deadlock setting-wise
>>562475202YES
>bebop is still dogshit bad and yoshi has shown no signs of buffing himwhy do i have to enjoy playing hook characters
>>562475202>abrams is fat by foid standardsit's over...
>>562475334doom or obsidian destroyer!!i could hear their caterwauling clear out on the rim.......
>>562474904>
>>562475334DoomAbaddonBanethe spirit quartet maybethey'd all need guns or some ranged analogue
>tell the yellow lane if they wanna swtich before they keep feeding a 2/0 Shiv>get guttural slavic noises in response>mute them and queue silence wave and curse>Shiv ends up 21/3>no amount of counter items was enough to stop the assrapingI knew the match was lost then I dared to try to communicate with those subhumans
>>562474965
>>562475563>bruiser
i can't win. no matter what i do, i can't win.
>>562475176>queue taking longer than 5 minues>cancel, unban Shiv and queue again>get into a match instantly>Shiv on enemy teamits fucking worthless
>>562475753if you cant imagine winning then you've truly lostyou can win, anon. just win in your regard, not the game.
>>562475472How to fix Bebop:>replace uppercut with Victor's aura>replace bomb with Warden's shield>make hook deal scaling spirit damage>replace laser ultimate with Mo's combo
I firmly believe that only Oracle+ should be used for serious discussions of how OP a hero is or isn't>EternusToo small sample size, often outright delusional because they're so far removed from everyone else that what's 'balanced' for them ONLY applies to them, you know what I'm talking about when you look at heroes like Shiv>All matchesToo many retards weighing down the stats to get any accurate data, people who don't have any idea how to play the game let alone a specific hero, talking points they bring up often don't even apply to reality let alone the game>Oracle+Sweet spot of decent sample size and still sensible-ish people who can play the game semi-normally, and ranges up to include better players in phantom/ascendant/eternusAm I right or what?
>>562475856too many words i simply dont care buff tesla
>>562473886Viscous should be a cute slime girl, no one cares about some toxic sludge man
>>562475259
>>562475854laser is good i pray to god no one looks at the cd for it
>>562475856If the matchmaking worked, sure. But the only people we know for sure deserve to be in their rank at the moment are Eternus 6 players. Every other rank gets shifted up and down depending on the average player count %, and even in Ascendant there are niggers that play like they should be in Emissary.Also, not very well known fact: It's very easy to boost your rank beyond where you deserve to be. The game doesn't care what rank your enemies are, so if you are Ascendant and stack queue with an Emissary and face Archon players, you will rank up from winning.
>>562475907I'll take that as tacit approval, much appreciated
>>562476101>if you are Ascendant and stack queue with an Emissary and face Archon players, you will rank up from winning.simply untrue
>>562475856oracle players are fucking retarded though. 99% of them just left->right with zero consideration
isnt mina pocket technically yuri
He would say this
>>562476164Not him but this literally happened to me on an alt account not long ago.The current matchmaking/ranked is a joke and the devs do not give a single shit about it, it's just there so there's a carrot for people to chase
>>562476164I'm speaking from first-hand experience on my smurf. Queueing with my friend who was Emissary, we were regularly facing and winning against mid to high Archon averages and I ranked up from Ascendant 2 to 5 off of that. The really odd part is that he only ranked up once.
i love victor
>>562476232Arin "Pocket" Fairfax is male and HE has a penis.
>>562475753it's about having fun anon not winningif constantly winning is fun to you you're not going to have much fun
>>562475856>Oracle+This was mid emissary like 2 months ago
>>562476164why wouldnt it? ask any eternus player they get matched with phantoms and oracles all the time and mmr still works the sameit's retarded and terrible but it does happen
>>562476320Unironically emissary and archon are much more contested than ascendent so it takes more games to rank up in those ranks.
>>562476232There's no indiction that Pocket is female
>>562476232by backwards tranny logic, yeaarin may have a micro penis but it is a penis nonetheless
>>562475472>build for range and cooldown reduction>Echo Shard if you want to be a real wanker, but entirely optional>your primary goal is to grab people from maximum range and Curse them>spam hyper beam on cooldown when you aren't being a hooker, because -10% damage is a drop in the bucket when you deal ten billion damage>grab a carpet to set up prime orbital laser angles and rotate to lanes for efficient long distance groping
>>562476232"technically" Pocket is a man
>>562476460>>562476630using retarded pronouns makes you automatically as dumb as a woman so hence yuri
C&C
>>562476720>Best and most chemistry rich ship in the entire game>straightMany such cases.
>>562476720What artists do you follow for this?
Can we have a queue where these FILTHY white monkies are segregated out? Ignorant ape n*gg*r freaks keep feeding and playing like passive faggots. DIE. STAY OUT OF MY GAME WHITE PIGGY.
why is there so little sfm porn of the men
>>562476401bbbbased. i'm not sure why more fags don't like victor, his voice and back are hot
>>562476853none the algorithm just knows
When is elsa bloodstone being added to deadlock?
>>562476862Team games have made me face the fact that I'm not actually racist, I just hate stupid retarded faggots.
I like playing the degenerate autoaim child, also funny I was the only one who counterbought but I guess that's what happens when you're low rank
>>562476720>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>innit
>>562476705whatever you need to say to justify your latent homosexuality and tranny fetish, anon
>>562477090graves ragebaiting her bf
Underrated ship tbqhwy
>>562477214How do I turn this into angst?
>>562477018I'm only racist and evil when I play team games where I am forced to play with my goy cattle teammates who give up free kills to passively farm and do nothing.
Chances they cancel this game? it's STILL a complete mess 2 years later
>get midboss>take shrines and 1st phase>tell team to back because we have no ults and enemy has ults>they dont>we get wiped>now we have no shrines and first phaseyoshi should just run a script that detects if you have marvel rivals/overwatch/league installed on your machine and ban people who do
>>562477018this but i assume euros russians chinks mudslimes br monkeys and spics are all retarded
>>562477325That window already passed once Uncle Dane leaked everything
>>562477059>childgo back to twitter
>>562477326then 95% of the playerbase goes down
>>562477339dont forget the dumb and arrogant white piggy dog that refuses to adapt mid game cause hes busy eating troony pills
>>562477339I'm so far down the hole I assume everyone's retarded.Either juan the retarded spic in a flooded cafe with a 20 year old machine or timmy the onions with a 10k pc they're both gonna ruin my game somehow
>>562477438yeah i said euros lmao
>>562477391if 95% of the playerbase needs to go then 95% will go. simple as.
>>562477472no its the cali/texas pig dogs that the worst.
i bought counterspell and missed every counterspell and died :(i wish street brawl let you always choose 1-2 times so i could practice more. or if there were a mod to practice it
Got the bag.
>>562476948victor is for girls
this game needs a sexy quadruped dog hero
>the cali/texas pig dogs that the worst.
>>562477326
im on a six game loss streak (because of haze) when do i get my pity lobby
>>562477668to draw gay art of!
>>562477749dont out me as a fujo ill lose all my cred
>>562477746did u build metal skin
>>562477391>back to early alpha playerbasekino
I'm just bored of Haze in every other game. She's so uninteractive.
>>562474904>who can 1v1 most m1 losersnobody once lane is over
one wordmetal.skin.
>>562477325even if they were to cancel it, the pandora's box has already been opened. if there is no more deadlock, there will 100% be clones to succeed it
>>562476948hes starting to get more fanart its tough out there
They have Metal Skin!
Metal Skin!*curse noise*
>>562477664CUTE
Don't waste your bullets they have metal skin!
Hosting a EU party but aslong as you're not further than east coast it's fine, anyone is welcome to join but I'm archon 4 so you know what you're signing up for.Hosting a EU party but aslong as you're not further than east coast it's fine, anyone is welcome to join but I'm archon 4 so you know what you're signing up for.VYX4VKeeping it up for the next 5-10~ minutes or so.
gunshit is going to kill this game
ASS BLAST
>>562478454>look inside>its actually all spiritshit
>>562477559gomez central
i love supports with infinite utility and damage that they don't fucking deserve
Dashfernus does a lot of damage, pretty annoying to deal with once they buy Dispel
>>562478654this isn't /mrg/ or /owg/ though
>>562478654IN HERE
>>562476683i hope you arent implying to get echo shard for hook when thats literally built into his kit as an uppercut upgrade
>>562479040I've come to like Kelvin after the memesI used to hate him for ruining all my lanes
>>562478890No I posted this in the right general
Spiritshit is going to kill this game, the complexity and meat of shooters is the aiming
>Play a match where everyone is extremely sweaty, lane pressure is insane and i'm feeling like i'm the weak link in the team>Match ends, Phantom V lobby, above my rank>Play another match right after, game feels easy, i'm on a killstreak and it honestly feels like the enemy team just doesn't really know what they're doing>Match ends>Also Phantom V lobby????
>>562478040No bro you're just bad it's really interactive that her ult kills you in 4 seconds and she has twenty different ways to guarantee landing it and stop people from escaping or countering it you should have just bought metal skin as your first item the second you saw Haze in a game and crossed your fingers she was too retarded to buy curse or farm the 5 other people your team who didn't rush a counter item.
>>562479131i upgrade punch last, so i have no idea what it does, and i don't caremy only concern is grabbing mf'ers from the next state over and firing mah lazorbuy an Echo Shard
>>562479457if your only concern is hooking people then you should be upgrading punch second considering it completely resets the cooldown of hook whenever you hit an uppercut, which you get for free after a hook anyways
>>562479373I guess counter strike is a far more complex game since all you do is aimwell, it would be more complex if they removed all the grenades and such, since they have aoe And that think of that classic quake, why didn't they remove the rocket launcher? The rail gun is far more complex
>>562479373If you want to shoot go play counter strike nigger.Oh wait you don't because you can't shoot for shit.Don't play a moba and complain about abilities.
How long did it take you to git good? I'm still low elo despite having 200ish hours.
gut dynamogut ivygut kelvinbuff doormanGun should be strongSpirit should also be strong
>>562479742I'm at 1k and still in Oracle but this is the first moba and competitive shooter I've played in a long time. If you have transferrable skills you rank up pretty quick. Or if you're less retarded than me.
>>562479843Every day i pray that Yoshi deems us worthy of having Gunman once more
So if /dlg/ is to be believed this game has absolutely no chance cause Gun is cancer, Spirit is cancer, Melee is cancer, CC is everywhere and will never get changed cause CC is secretly good for the game even though literally everybody hates it, towers are useless, parrying is cancer, movement is cancer, no movement is also cancer, supports are cancer, tanks are cancer, everyone else is cancer, egirls are cancer, Russians are cancer, Americans are cancer, Europeans are cancer, people who use chat are cancer, people who don't use chat are cancer, the devs are cancer, and MOBAs are cancer
>>562480059Yes.
>>562479742im still not good, 325 in. I also havent played many PC fps games sans ~400 on tf2but im also not piss bad because I've practiced parts of the gambas macro and strategy
>>562473737Calm down Mina!
>>562480059Welcome to mobas, enjoy your stay
>>562480059hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyes
Landing a plane on Graves' nose
>>562479950seems viable enough to me anonignore the rank icon it's bugged, it was definitely an eternus lobby
>>562479950I don't know why he's so scared to make Doorman good when other characters get uber buffed for no fucking reason cause the dart board said so.
feel like playing offlane graves is just impossibleYou can't even interact with the wave without getting wrecked for having zero range
>>562479532You should honestly be thrown in jail for posting something this stupid.
I'm tired of niggers that play this game.Some EU faggit with a dogshit accent start commanding the whole team, you know I gotta do the opposite as to what they say.Group up to fight? Time to push solo and die.Push this lane? Let me jungle.Do boss? Nah, lemme suicide in lane.Finish? Let me solo the bossFuck you cocksuckers that GOTTA use mic. No one wants to hear you talk - in game or IRL. Still, ended up having more dmg than most even though I was always alone and 1/8. Hate the community. I wish we could have lost the game.
>>562480414Autism
>>562480414just put voice volume to 0 retard
>>562480414What rank are you?
>third upgrade on billys ult gives unstoppable for 1 sec per enemy pulled>pull three people>get 0 seconds of unstoppable>dieGreat, another bug on this piece of shit hero
>hmmmm I should play a match as Remoh nevermind I guess the other 5 players just wanna die over and over again!
>>562479532>I guess counter strike is a far more complex gameyes
Now some retard gotta talk like this as Rem. God, save me.
>>562480059all true
>>562480059gun is cancer and i unironically think ammo should be a consideration
>>562480059truthnuke
>>562480343Just don't interact with the lane then. Let the wave push and last hit from behind cover, fuck off to run boxes, you'll be allowed to actually play the game once you have your ult.
*farts in your lane*
is a non-default crosshair actually going to make a noticeable improvement in someone's performance or is that FPSissy superstition
>>562480784Every single time gun is meta the game is insanely unfun and the player numbers plummet.
>Play off an on for months>Take breaks after ranking up >Keep coming back with rank ups before decay kicks in>Eternus lobbiesI do not belong here, I feel super unimpactful
>>562480571>5 players just wanna die over and over againthis is the one thing you have control over as Rem, you werent playing run right?
>>562480332I mean, i kind of understand. Doorman is the potential man character. He's always potentally extremely overpowered if you use him effectively and with a well-coordinated team. Even pros haven't fully figured out how to effectively use doors, once people start placing crazy rotations that move the entire team halfway across the map and make it so its impossible to outmaneuver his team, people will start complaining about the Doorman's fundamental kit. I feel like yoshi understands he has this potential, so hesitates to buff him. Also, as a Doorman main i do feel that every time he becomes kind of op its for the lamest reasons, because his gun was op, because bell was overtuned. So you keep getting these doorman players who don't even try to be clever with him, he was just being picked for the stupid damage. He's a tricky character to balance.
Next big change is removing towers altogether and just have walkers as the start
The only gun character is Venator
>>562480059See you tommorow.
>>562480834tiny crosshairs matter a lot more in precision shooters like cs and valorant. for arena fps, different types of crosshairs are better for different types of aiming like flick, tracking or projectile. deadlock is 3rd person where everything is projectiles and the bullets come from your character model's gun so crosshair matters a lot less than in hitscan fps
>>562479445lmfao dude are you replying to yourself are you ok
>>562480834it always has been and will be preference, if you cant think for yourself about what kind of crosshair you like... try playing Rem
>>562480861fucking SAME GET ME OUT OF HERE, I'M JUST COMING BACK
>watch a "pro" game>people are doing wacky turbo parkour all over the map at a fuckillion miles an hour so they can get to urn and have a wet noodle fight because everyone's build is nothing but greens, actives and counter itemsseems like a miserable way to play imoi'll stay in pisslow and wallow with the pigs
>>562481504As long as you're happy with your choice, that's all that matters anon
Holy fuck Doorman is fun, just carted some eager fuck right into a door which I had right next to my guardian, and he died. That's probably a common strat, but I felt galaxy brained doing that shit
>>562480865you do not have control over it as rem, getting matched with retards also means the retards are either dead too fast to save or hide behind a corner and block your line of sight as soon as you stuff yourself up their assI've basically stopped playing rem because it makes me as angry as league used to
>>562481504cope
GUN BEBOP, YAY OR NAY
I want to play vyper but the character just isn't enough, I'm 5/0 and farming and I don't do 1/5 of what an apollo or abrahams would be doing to the game just by existing not even being strong
>>562480893Dota has like 30 characters like this.Icefrog has absolutely no excuse for the piss poor job he has done "balancing" this game
>get midboss>mina solo pushes all the way to their guardian and dies>get midboss again>mina solo pushes all the way to their guardian and diesare these people mentally retarded? do they not learn and adapt from seeing the results of their actions?
>>562481986buy trophy collector
>>562482050I feel like the problem is that actually dealing damage is much more important for every character in deadlock than it is in Dota. In Dota you can absolutely carry your weight while dealing subpar damage as a position 4 or 5, in Deadlock there's six players and everyone is expected to dish out at least 30k damage per match, so things get a bit akward for these heavy utility characters who get a bit broken if they can also dish out good damage
>>562482057what are you doing with rejuve instead of taking their blue walker?
>>562482303i was trailing the mina because i knew she would get raped by their entire team, but i wanted to see if i could get a counter-pick
0 objective damage done at the end of a 50 minute game has to to be some kind of intentional trolling
>>562474335>"eeeh, ya want sum'in done, ya do it yaself">fucking LAUNCHES tree at low health Paige
>>562482286trying to break away from the concept of roles has been more damaging to the game than beneficial
>>562476164you really doubt this shit ass chatgpt matchmaking isn't THIS dogshit? seriously?
>>562475837That sounds like it's working perfectly actually
how do i avoid my rank going up i'm at ritualist about to hit emissary while most of my friends are seeker/alchemist and i dont wanna give them harder matchups. we have around the same winrates but i'm somehow super boosted compared to them
>>562482395>get rejuve>refuse to take objectives or fight with itwhy do people do this
>>562477214Ivy and Holliday are 100% straight and it makes me laugh seeing them in a lesbian ship.
>>562482571play holliday
>>562480059and they're 100% right btw
>>562480390thats not an argument>>562480596seems quite simple to me
>NIGGER SAYS ON VOICE 'GRAVES WE ALL LEFT'THANKS FAGGOT, NOW I CANNOT LEAVE AND GOTTA SUICIDE IN THEIR BASEWhat's the problem? Why do they have to yap on voice. I swear to God, imma explode.
>>562479373>aim in deadlock>hard/complexLmao
>clicking 1234 in deadlock>hard/complex Lmao
>>562482571you'll be matched with other shitters when you play with friends dont worry
>>562475334AbbadonBounty HunterEnigmaInvoker with a color scheme change could work, but a direct 1:1 is probably impossibleKunkkaLinaMorphlingQoPShadow FiendTechiesTAWarlockWouldn't look too out of place to give most of these ones a gun either
>>562482598main issue is you take midboss, and all your waves get pushed in, so you can't immediately go all 6 mid. some people go to fix waves and buy, and then the team is super spread apart so no one wants to push at all
>>562483102>QoPWhere's my Ixian succubus
>>562482959didnt get enough (you)s last time?
>>562483102>techies is just a gaggle of goblin construction workersgod i wish
>>562482959>interpreting info as a commandsissyboi kek
>>562483170I'm just angry at these retards that play the game. I hate faggots who use mic
>>562482959are you really that retarded? you should be looking at minimap almost always when not directly engaged in combat
>>562482674spaghetti is straight too until it gets wet...
>>562483216You would probably enjoy a singleplayer game more like an RPG or Factorio or something
>>562483207idk, I just cannot follow anyone in the game when they give commands. Something in my brain tells me to always to the opposite. >>562483254I was in combat, fight in the in their base.
>>562483315>Something in my brainits the retardation, kill yourself
>>562473698>>562473886>>562474572Kill yourself, furfag tourist.
wow haze is so much fun to play against :D
>>562480332He's one of those characters where it's a necessary evil he be on the weaker side, the doors are insanely fucking good and people haven't even begun to scratch the surface on them. If I had to choose buff I'd ask for a fire rate increase or better spirit scaling on the bell
>>562483273Booo get new material.
Haze is so much fun in bed
they need to fix the fucking minimap pingsI am so god damn tired of pinging a dude to tell him to back off and instead I getHEADED TO YORK!LET'S PUSH YELLOW!DEFEND YELLOW!
>>562483432just buy metal skin so you can be -1 item and live 4 more seconds bro
>>562483171I really wish you didn't say that cause now I want the fuck out of this
>>562483509Annoys me they have nested pings but only for headed to [lane] and won't let you create your own.
>>562483509also the defend lane pings don't work except for green lane for whatever reason. they say you're going to that lane which is literally the opposite of what i want to convey
>>562483482All they have to do is just increase his gun's damage, look at all the ancient ass shit like pocket, kelvin and yamato. They have just enough to get the job done but not enough to invest heavily into shooting.
>>562483509i dont know why sometimes middle click pings do different things either
>>562483273
>>562483509how the fuck do i ping that my lane opponents are missing
>>562483509Use your fucking mic to communicate with your team you fucking troglodyte, it's a team game
>>562483871tab and middle click their portrait
>>562483880brono
>>562475202Sorry fatass, in real life the Goth Girl gets the twink
>>562475856Oracle is legitimately worse than lower ranks because metaslaves are stuck in their ways completely inflexible, stuck to their farm rotations despite things happening on the map
>the same schizo is seething about yuri againYou're on a website with a whole yuri board. Leave if you don't like it.
just remove rivalslop healpigs like kelvin and dynamo bro
>>562484013has anyone drawn the two as Billy and Mandy? i wonder who'd be their Grim though, Abrams?
>>562484001Then stop playing multiplayer games, clearly you're not cut for them
>>562484059>You're on a website with a whole yuri board.So why are you here?
>>562484279Because I'm playing Deadlock. Now sorry, my queue is up I'm gonna go actually play the game, unlike you tourist who doesn't even play the game.
>>562484190uh oh ESL tard rage
>>562483509Just use the custom ping wheel instead for the PULL BACK voice line, most people won't listen anyway but that's on them.
>>562484145Graves' mentor kinda counts
>>562484279Why are YOU here? The OP Pic is literally from a yuri artist
people aren't denying?
do women message you if youre eternus
how is it that in marvel rivals enemy/friendly ults are instantly known by their audio queue but in deadlock the audio for teamfights is just a shitshow of random noises? why is the sound design so bad?
>>562484552only the ones with penises
>>562483273yuritrannies are so fucking gross lol, my lip actually curled reading this
FACT: Celeste has a smaller than average humanoid penis, and a loving boyfriend who kisses it every night (me).
>>562484663no it's a small horsecock and you can't tell me otherwise
>>562484407You post your shit because you enjoy being abrasive, and I seem to have struck a nerve by bringing up the fact that you could be doing it somewhere around people who would actually appreciate you doing it, but choose not to.>>562484514I am in the Deadlock thread because I like Deadlock. I am not in the yuri thread because I do not like yuri.
>>562484582The visuals in Deadlock are no better. Rivals has this visual clutter problem too, but Deadlock at one point solver it and the regressedhttps://youtu.be/kEbxKUvIIWQhttps://youtu.be/ZgrCPKeXDZY
They need to rework all the numbers and stop with th MOBA scaling and the multiplicative bullshit.Just have a baseline for everyone, remove boons, and items give you additive rather than multiplicative which makes everything except for what you bought into worthless.
>>562484663she definitely has a horsecock
supports are truly the most braindead characters in the game. just fucking buy curse/refresher/knockdown every game and use it on the person on their team with the most soulsstop fucking building damage. if you want to build damage, PLAY A FUCKING CARRY
>>562484762>I am not in the yuri thread>literally yuri OP>Literally yuri discussion in every /dlg/ thread>literally a website with yuri boardYou should go back to r#ddit
>>562485050but then people will expect something from me??
>>562485050bbbut my cool gun Rem build
>Grave's parents are both lawyers>she has a huge nosehuh? what else is Gabe trying to tell us here bros?
>>562481890NAY (except for when it works)
>>562485091The Apollo conversation where she asks if he's circumcised was a little on the nose too.
>>562481632>>562481868NTA, but Deadlock "pro" play is boring and downright embarrassing. Nothing about it is interesting in any form.
>>562485091>all the blacks are criminals>the white male/asian female hapa is an effeminate trans >the asian woman is greedy and soulless>the trans-coded celeste is obviously a man who attached a horn to their head and demands people call her a "unicorn">the native american uses "spirit animals" and shoots a bow and arrowyoshi ain't slick
>>562484540Denying is one of those things that paradoxically gets harder as you go up in rank because the confirm advantage makes it impossible if your opponent isn't asleep at the wheel
>>562485074Please tell me you realize that what you are doing is no different from how queers take over hobbies, ruin them, and then insist that it's the original fans that are no longer welcome, while pointing to their own vandalism that lead to this shit to begin with.
>>562484540There's quite literally no point
>>562485313>the native american uses "spirit animals" and shoots a bow and arrowYeah but this is badass so it's ok
>>562485317Hating yuri to this level is a major flag for being a SEAmonkeyYou see it all the time on gacha threads
>>562484279you got them there
>You see it all the time on gacha threads
It's a real shame tanks are dead when everything is allowed to shit out all the damage in the world and all the counters in the world mean nothing to them
>>562485486I accept your concession. /qa/ lost btw.
>>562485492faggot dynamo is imortal
>lane with Silver as Vindicta>Silver constantly jumps into fray and dies>passive-aggressive lay let's me know he's leaving the lane because he "can't lane 1v2">once he leaves to the other lane I actually start pushing harder 1v2>as a fucking VindictaDo all Silver players act like this?
You stupid niggers stop talking about worthless shit. You cocksuckers deserve to be hanged by your genitalia. I wish death upon you all.
>>562485442I'm fine with what people do as long as they're doing it amongst themselves, and not obnoxiously forcing it into literally everything they do. I'm fine with people enjoying their art on the board it's made for, but I'm sick of seeing it fucking constantly, especially since it seems to be done just for the sake of being annoying about it.>You see it all the time on gacha threadsYou spend time in gacha threads and have the gall to call me the SEAmonkey?
puffy silver cookie...........................
>>562485717We should talk about how the matchmaking algorithm is still shit. Also why did they remove the casual queue? I just want to have fun
>>562485717Noted, Ranjesh
>>562485627Lol, yeah fucking right
>>562485492>>tanks are dead>mo is good>abrams now finally just good instead of autowin 0 deaths machine>shiv still good>silver okay>kelvin is a fucking menace>dynamo is good>geist is good>only victor got fuckedso which one are you, a victor or abrams main?
>>562485763You can like multiple things at once without being an annoying autistic sperg about itt. eternus player btw + whiter than you
>>562485889>You can like multiple things at once without being an annoying autistic sperg about itThat is quite literally what I just said.
>>562485763Until estrogen stops being readily accessible it's going to continue happening sitewide unfortunately
>>562485317True. Outrageous victim mentality faggots, never enough...
>>562485678Silver players have replaced the autism levels of Paradox players, most of the time they hound the fuck out of you in lane.Celeste players are the same breed but they come online later.
So why isn't Vindicta considered a rape machine? She can counter all the ways to get her out of the air and she shits out damage.
>>562486154I consider her a rape machine, but she's also very easy to fuck up as I learned with a match where the enemy vindicta went 0/13not that it mattered, they won cause the mo and krill got fed to shit by my team
How do you ping when enemy ults are up? 150 hours and I still haven't figured this out.
>>562485717>stop talking about worthless shittrue we should be talking about silver's cookie more instead
>>562486154Most people can't aim well enough to play her and she gets raped to death by half the cast when she's in the air.
>>562486154She's a menace in lane, but I never really see her do much outside of that unless she or the whole enemy team is already fed out of their mind, and at that point most characters would be able to snowball regardless.
>>562486301You cant
>>562486154Vindicta would be a rape machine if there were no buildings but in practice, since she's often far away, you can just walk around a corner and cuck her
>>562486464You can ping their fucking items but not that they have ult? Jesus.
>>562485050I can buy curse/knockdown on any hero, playing a character just to turn yourself into an item bot is boring.
This game seriously needs a post-match chat so I can keep telling these 3 useless niggers I got as teammates how much I hope they die of AIDS
>>562486657says the trophy collector mo
>witchmail Ivyher 3 is off CD like crazy and you can 1v1 a late game infernus no problem
>>562486657>trophy+fleet+enduringjust buy magic carpet at that point and phantom strike them from the sky
>>562486657I am very sure you contributed as little as them and were just better at running away.
>>562473886NahCould have been funNot sure considering that his play style and character both are just very reliant on old detective noir tropes
has grave ult been nerfed yet
>>562483315>Pathological demand avoidance (PDA) is extreme resistance to things perceived as a demand, most commonly seen in autistic children.
>>562487035Are you stupid? Her ult is objectively ASS. I bet you still cry about Miku turrets.
>>562485887don't main any of em, they simply die because of mass DPS
why are there no good vyper modswhy is my choice making her blue or giving her a funny hat i want snake boobies
>>562486154I rush Phantom Strike and make her a non-hero in every teamfight, literally nothing she can do about it and I've had Vindicta's seethe at me in chat because they can't just dispel/counter it.
>>562486154requires too many greens to survive
>>562487239These are the retarded niggers that are drawn to team based games like flies to shit.
>rem on team
>enemy rem in lane
>rem sitting on my face
time for sleepgn
it was the best of times it was the worst of times
>i get most healing while there was a kelvin in the lobbywhat the fuck were they doing
I am:>6ft 2inches tall>240lbsI can:>bench 3 plates>curl 1 plate>squat 4 plates>deadlift 5 platesI have:>a full beard roughly a ft in length>an IQ of 154>a stable career as a principal software engineer>a nice house on an acre of land>a loving wifeI play:>Victor>Seven
Add me on steam, I need friends since I'm lonely. You know who.
>>562488045post feet first
>>562487986>Vampiric burst and an aoe lifesteal ult with 98,000 damage total>Why did I heal 2k more than the losing KelvinHmm
>>562488045post cock first
Do this game have a level problem? If the enemy get 3-4 levels above can pretty much 1v1 anyone and it just make the comeback almost impossible. Making it harder to level after 25 or 27 could solve it.
>>562488120turns out it was siphon bulletsdidn't expect my late buy to do more than vampiric burst
>>562488106
>>562488045only if you hold in your pee while we play and i can embarrass you over it
Gravestone should require an enemy unit in nearby radius to spawn ghouls like Tombstone
>>562488327Didn't even realise it would count as healing
>>562488396that would be so silly haha!! just a funny prank ofc ^^
>>562488424it is strange since only barrier absorb counts as healing not the entire barrier yet i assume all the hp i stole with siphon bullets does?
>Play Silver>Never unlock the uly>Lycanthropy cured, curse avoidedWow, it wasn't so hard
>>562488463haha it would be so funny if you start to pee into a bottle while your mic is on and i can say how disgusting you are
>>562485442It's true that hating yuri hyperbolically is a flag for being a low-IQ self-inserter.HOWEVERIt's also true that loving yuri hyperbolically (say, to the point of spamming images) is a flag for being a transsexual low-IQ self-inserter.
>>562479179Erm we dont post kramer memes he was racist to the blacks remember
I'm drink and masturbated to victor before sleep good night
>>562488390SAUCE?!
>>562485074>Yuri """""Discussion"""""lmaoYou faggots post the same images, goon off to literal cock, and then try to actually argue how your nonsensical ships "totally have chemistry, look at these two lines that say nothing!".I want to say it was different before troons took over yuri posting but the matter is is that you guys have always been obnoxious.
Who do I buy shadow weave on?
>>562489570mo
>>562489570its secret op on abrams
>>562489570abrams if you're going for spicy fun sudden rape build
>>562489247loooool that would be so embarrassing haha!! I'd have to keep apologising to you and explain my pp cannot stop now hihi
>>562489570melee colossus 1shot haze buildbillytalondriftervindicta echo shard stake buildsinclair
>>562489618Genuinely the playerbase for this game is worse than dota 2 and that's saying something. I have never seen so many mentally ill retards in my life it's the worst of all autisms combined into one I guess. Movement trannies, farm fags, and toxic tards
>>562489838wrong, russoids/ukrainian/venezuelan niggers are worse than all of those combined.
>>562489838It's a different kind of AIDS. Dota has the retarded subhuman thirdie playerbase, Deadlock has the retarded secondary tranny furfags. The hoodwink spammer being both.
>>562489570Bebop, but unironically
How do we get rid of the trannies in this game?
I hope people will sleep on Return Fire for years so I can keep abusing it till E6
>>562490596And how exactly are you expecting to reach eternus with the worst item in the game?
>>562490596Going to tell metro to make a video on it
>>562490330I tried that last game it was fun, also magic carpet
>>562489570when the game is lost my duo goes shadow weave mo and we just make sure the other team has little to no fun while we perform 200 iq gorilla warfare picks
>>562489835I'm curious how the haze and vindicta builds work
>>562488390NEED
>>562473591has warden mod been leaked yet?
>>562489118>no treasure trail>no bushfake and gay
>>562490596its very good against haze ult and mid at best vs everyone else, whats your point?
Lash...
So apparently since the april fools update Vindictas grace period for getting weapon damage stacks on her snipe has been reduced from 4 seconds to 0.5 seconds, meaning that now you are forced to get the last hit with it, and as such are incentivised to be a little kill stealing kike. Hope its just a bug because nerfing Vindicta of all the M1gers is just confusing.
>>562491684>its very good against haze ultwrong fucking retard, read what haze ult does to herself
>>562492021good
>>562491764built for cock
>>562492021>little kill stealing kike.everytime I play vindicta all I want to do is shoot gun and not deal with the gay ultwhich means I just spam it on someone really quickly right before I finish them with regular m1
>Wraith>is a human
>>562492719Honestly her ult needs a buff, I'm thinking it should be able to go through walls to fit with her ghost theme.
>>562492486Based and true
>>562492870her ult is fine, I just find it unpleasant to use thanks to how it functions and the fact its on spirit scaling.leave wall shots to something like hoodwink if they ever port her
>>562490510Remove Silver and most of them will leave
sorry i'm almost sure this questions been asked and answered ad nauseam and i'll be honest with you all, since you're all solid people (except for the graves schizo and all the fucking lesbians), i'll just say that i'm too lazy to go back through the archived threads. so my question is:the gameconfig change that happened a patch or two back doesn't affect skin mods, right?
>>562492719In the total of three games i played with her during april fools I put surge of power, quicksilver/mercurial and lightning scroll on her ult. If you have rapid recharge (which you should) its a charge every 12 or so seconds, plus you get 4 charges. This made it so even with low stacks (80 in one, 50 and 40 in the other two matches) i could do a lot of stuff with ult spamming. Lightning scroll on her ult is legit amazing utility >>562492870the ult is fine, at most give it an execute indicator when youll deal enough damage with a fully charged headshot/bodyshot so you get a better idea of if you can get the stack or not
Why are oracle players so much worse than archon players?
>>562493218>execute indicatorDoesn't it have one? Enemies glow purple.>>562493160Yeah it specifically excepted skins.
>>562474248You are a good sissy sub slut, now gimme a plot armor
>>562493339>Yeah it specifically excepted skins.alright cool, thanks anon. hope you have a good couple of games and you don't get force 50%'d
Hi I'm Rem.LET ME INSIDE YOUR BODY
Characters to play and to avoid playing if I have shit aim?
>>562493419hhmmmppphh yes get in me rem
>>562493526>Characters to playgraves>to avoid playing if I have shit aim?every single other character
>>562493526graves
>>562479040Kills your whole team in 0.5s if not chain silenced and killed during those silences "support"
Kelvin's 1 does too many things at onceKelvin's 2 makes him literally unkillable for 18 full secondsKelvin's 3 is just Bebop's ult on a 20 second cooldown which also slows and chains to othersKelvin's 4 is just dynamo ult but better in every way on a shorter cooldownRemove this toon from the game
>>562493526>to playeveryone that isn't>mina/haze/wraith/vindicta/venator/billy/silver
is this game friendly towards diaperfurs? I like rem alot
>>562493824check out marathon
>>562493824please don't ruin rem for me
>even if dynamo gets negative fucking network and feeds all game, as long as he hits that super ebin 6 man hole all those shit they did early game didnt matternice fucking dogshit hero
>>562494056ok but you can just stay back (since you literally can see if he has ult or not) and knockdown/curse him immediately when he ults the rest of your team
>>562493764SEEKER BRO HELLOOOO
>>562493339>Enemies glow purpledo they? guess my dog ass graphics config doesnt show the glow properly, need to finally get rid of my RX560 but i blew all my PC upgrade money in September getting RAM Mobo CPU and an SSD. Kinda regret not getting a GPU then too since prices have increased by about 100 euro across the board, but im glad i managed to avoid the much more severe RAM and SSD price hikes
in here i am king*dies to haze*
>>562493824yes :3
LEAKED viscout aghanim upgrade!
This may seem like a bait post but I genuinely have no idea what I'm doing on Graves. At all. I have no clue how to build her, what to max, how I should be playing. I get that she's considered one of the bastard heroes of the game, and I usually end my games with a decent stat line, but I feel like I'm just buying random shit and doing random shit and barely contributing to the game. Can someone tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to actually be playing this character?
>>562494601graves is hard to actually play well. due to her low mobility you must choose your fights wisely........or suffer........
>>562494601>I have no clue how to build herPull up the Oses build. She wants to spam on-hit effects because her gun doesn't do much damage but does have high fire rate. You need defensives because she's kind of frail but has good sustain if she can hit people with her gun for a bit, and mobility items because she only has two stamina, stamina mastery is insanely good to fix this problem and she has high base move speed so you get a lot out of some basic movement tech. Ricochet is extremely good because you suck off the entire jungle in 5 seconds and the entire enemy team in a team fight, applying your 20 different debuffs to them instantly. Duration is also good because all your abilities benefit from it but particularly the ult, which spawns ghouls over time and thus spawns more if it lasts longer. >how I should be playingYour lane probably is going to be bad for you. Throw skulls behind people or on top of yourself and then sic them on the enemy with your gun, wall behind someone if they jump at you or in front of the stairs if they're about to push a wave up to your tower. You can ult on CD if you want to push a wave but the zombies are easy to kill for 3/4 of the cast and it's good in a teamfight, so hold it for fights, to support a push, or to splitpush if you can see they're elsewhere on the map and want to push a lane and join a fight.
>>562494601shes a soul hungry slut so you want to be farming a lot throughout the game, monster rounds is a good item for her. Skullmaxxing used to be good but now you no longer get essence theft on the one's tier three, you instead have to get her passive to tier three so skullmaxxing is kinda dead, however they are still pretty strong and if your opponent has connection issues they can take a long time to actually destroy due to hitreg issues. Toxic bullets, split shot, restorative shot, mystic shot, ricochet, inhibitor, silencer are all great items for her M1, heroic aura boosts the ghouls and skulls, echo shard + heroic aura on one or two can be a great burst damage combo. You want to get her green spike asap since she is slow and squishy, if you are facing a lane with a lot of burst damage extra health extra stamina and other tier one sustain items are great. She can soul confirm/deny very easily, but be careful to not get caught out. You want to build stamina on her, either go stamina mastery + arcane surge or enduring speed + arcane surge if you are fine with just threw stamina. Duration items are nice but i typically prefer to just get CD instead, the grave has a pretty low base CD so you can really spam it out with superior/trancendent CD. You obviously want to build extra spirit-boundless. She also does so much damage during late game that any sort of life steal will give you insane sustain.
>>562494601I'm too lazy to boot up the game and make a build for you right now but basically, you want to go gun build and you want to abuse the shit out of sliding because it gives you infinite ammo while sliding which is crucial as graves eats through ammo.Fleetfoot is good for making you more mobile and for abusing sliding even more. you want toxic bullets which helps you do a lot more damage and apply healing reduction, after that you build items that make you tanky enough to be able to get close and personal, resistances/bullet lifesteal/stam mastery etc.You want to look into buying items that debuff and apply effects on bullets, things like inhibitor/silencer/siphon bullets, ricochet is really good on her but you can make do with split shot till you can buy it as split shot is much cheaper and will help you start farming earlier.You want to be mindful of burst and itemize against any bursty heroes as m1ggers are no problem for you since you will be making them do no damage anyway.
>>562493771You need to aim with Silver?
I’m eternus btw
>>562495220Consistently enough to land your bolas and your 1's shots otherwise you're gonna be one of those silver retards that can never proc their ults.
Oh yeah well I'm Eternus 6
>>562495220Not being able to hit all 3 shots on slam fire is what makes people post "no Silver is so weak how could they nerf my hecking pupperino wife like this".
>>562489542Based
>>562490510Play the game cuz they don't or are low ranked. Usually something else will come eventually and they will move over
>you're mi-AAAAACK
>>562488390honestly this skin is so retarded because of those "shoes", just make her barefoot at this point
if your warden build is an ult build, rushes merc mag, or builds glass cannon i will immediately assume it is shit and will never use it
>>562495997so why dont bebop players do this every time? are they stupid
People who practice movement for this game are mentally ill
>play yamato>mog the entire enemy team>we still lose cause my teammates go 0-5
>>562491325https://litter.catbox.moe/5uzjmuuorm4764ww.rar
>>562492021Its probably to address the fact that people have been using her ult and then mowing them down with her m1 instead of actually sniping, but they went about it in the most retarded way possible.>Hope its just a bug because nerfing Vindicta of all the M1gers is just confusing.Much like the January patch nerf, it's completely unwarranted. The devs/secret test club have their favorites and it's painfully obvious, characters like Abrams, Mina, Celeste and Rem will never catch nerfs, everyone else can rot in the gutter at their whims.
>>562497418thanks
>subhuman using mirage thinks I doorman should have as much kills as he does>completely ignores me and my lane partner won our lane while they fucked up and got the haze fed
>>562493319dunning kruger effect
>>562492021>They had a problem>They attempted to fix said problem but in the process they introduced another problem>Went back on their solution, but kept the newly added problem>So now there's two problemsThis is icefrog balancing through and through.
>>562497143only works if you are not the target
>>562497418Is there a guide for what the differen vpk files look like?
ENOUGH WITH THE BOOSTERS RIGGING EVERY SINGLE ORACLE+ MATCHYOU ALL NEED TO COMMIT SUCIDE IMMEDIATELY
>queue brawl on mins>some bebop nigger spends all game hooking me on cd (and failing to kill me)>our doorman and haze clean house for free because they're all trying to kill me so badly>end game and they couldn't kill us oncehehehe
Mina is scary...
>>562499072CUTE
>>562494657>>562494941>>562495125>>562495212thank you, chaps, it took a game but i think i'm getting it now.
>>562480414typical contrarian deadlock fag. keep throwing games cause youre not the main character.
I HATE GRAVES KILL ALL GRAVES KILL KILL KILL
>>562499765Is this genderbent Drifter?
>>562499765why do seekers complain about Graves so much here?
>>562499072animalfucker
>>562499857autoaim characters should never be allowed to be good
Half-serious question, but would Silver be a good mother figure? Assume she takes in the kid of a bounty.
>>562499945no, she can barely get by day to day. she can't add in another nigga to feed
Ivy a cute
>>562499945She would be an absolute wretched influence without someone to rein her inAnd she would absolutely refuse to be reined inIn conclusion, no, she'd be a fucking disaster barring a miracle happening
>>562499889waow (BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED)
Holliday a cute
>>562500312delete this wtf
>>562499945Eh, she's a bounty hunter and a werewolf, so aside from the fact she barely gets by there are lots of people with a bone to pich with Silver who wouldn't pass the chance to get back at her by hurting her kid. On the other hand, good luck actually hurting them within Silver's range
>>562499945She would be a terrible mother, however I can fix her
>>562500312deserved fate for silverfags being very annoying in these threads
>Game gives me the most insane opponents Celeste in the air longer than the floor, bebops with 10 kills within fifteen minutes>Then another with an Abrams 30k ahead of our eco and 20K ahead of his own town killing everyone, he buys cheat death, sells it, buy it again, literally counterbuying our entire team in real time>Then it gives me the easiest enemies ever that are very easy to predict and win comfortably All Archon and my rank didn't move shit. Any news on this MM system being fixed.
>>562500676I can't believe they let students speak like that at Blackmore Academy
>>562499945isn't she canonically unable to hold her life together? it's why she's a bounty hunter
>>562500312this is stupid, silver would turn back to human form
graves players have the biggest chip on their shoulder, they can't go a single match without flaming everyone else and gloat when they finally get a kill
>>562500923delete this too while you're at it
>>562500676Looks like we found the Graves schizo's account
>paradox swap can now interrupt singularitythere you fucking go icefrog I've done your job for you
>>562501041You know, why DOESN'T swap inflict interrupt?
Mina HAAAAAA
Is resistance a meme?
>>562501161>AI
>>562501171No, resist shred is the meme.
>>562501171Don't listen to that psyop about how resistances and counters don't matter when you're behind, it's made by people who want you to die more
>Enemy makes an extremely dumb dive>Dies solo 1v4>"Wow thought your team would back you up with that, nt "Sowing seeds of seethe
>>562499945She'd love the kid, but they'd have to live in a shithhole. Plus she's an alcoholic and smoker, and a werewolf too.
>14 winstreak gone to barely sentient russian subhumans going 0/15fun while it lasted
>>562501161why didn't Pocket put a baby in Mina?
>>562501517he got shot by a le balanced black woman of valve originality
>>562499945Here's where you and Silver will start a family bro
>>562501304to be fair if it's a street brawl, where the fuck else is the guy's team? LITERALLY the entire enemy team is fighting him
>>562501658Let me guess, you need more.
>>562499945she would be a terrible single mother with a mixed mutt kid
why does mina expect people to take her seriously if she can't even wipe her mouth
>silver this, silver thatshut up retards
>>562501658In the 30s?>>562501707Well, Silver has 2 tits, so unless she wants fuck every two years...
>>562501658any ameribros here? what does it feel live in one of those
>>562501816Silver's threadSilver's generalSilver's game
>>562501816a single retard spamming about her and then constantly saying how the whole general cares about her
Alright, since my friends are far too autist to ask random people, it falls on me to finally give this game a try.Would very much appreciate an invite, anons.> https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988074513/
>>562502089sent :^)
>>562499945have you ever had an alcoholic in your family? it's not pretty
>>562499945why are furries so weird man what do you think the answer is
projecting because of a silver post? really weird bros
>>562502264As a matter of fact I didPast tense did, his pack a day + six pack a day habit led him to a heart attack at 42
>>562502264It would add to the story.
>>562500312>that one bit from the new york oracle barker discussing whether it's an ethical concern that people in paris eat werewolf meatWhat the FUCK is the French's problem
>>562502731They eats frogs
>Roman Catholic>Doesn't build spirithmm
>if you pop unstoppable and heavy melee and the enemy parries you don't get stunnedi get it but at the same time for what purpose
Is Apollo's kit good game design
>>562502761spirit is occult shit, it's evil
hot take: Mina wouldn't be as popular if she was a wh*te woman
>>562501517He had a large hard object shoved inside him against his will, while mina was watching
how do you make bebop do the jacking off motion?
>>562503574See this handy guide
>>562503638thanks bruv
>>562501161Asian obsession with tiny heads is really weird
>>562502305That post wasn't made by a real person, it's engagement bait, pointless babble and it worked, look how many (You)s it got.
>>562503638I like to imagine that since Krill is the one talking then Mo is the one behind every text message
>apollo can just parry doorman's ult damage????does counterspell do the same thing or does his parry give him invuln or something
What's that, you're on a 4 game winstreak?DEPLOY THE 0/16 VENATOR!
what's the best silver build
I have installed all coomer mods againI would install paradox one too if it didn't give a heart inside of the lightbulb, it looks bad tb.h
>>562503959playing a different character
>>562503941oh yeah I'm currently thinking about playing venator (I'm shit at both aiming and melee)
vyper is so fucking hot but i can't aim am i cooked
>>562503939Just Apollo things, counterspell still applies the stun but Apollo can just parry it and get sent flying away after the ult so it's not worth using it on him most of the time.
>>562503939counterspell does the same thing, its just that apollo has it built in
>>562502761you should be, the free defense he gets with spirit items is broken
>>562502761I do, I spam grenades
*parries your post*
>>562502538>Silver gets drunk>kid goes to fetch her from bar>Silver and kid argue>since she raised him, he bites her before running off in tears>Silver looks for him>kid bit hard enough to make Silver bleed, he got lycanthropy from her
Why no tank buster on Vindicta. Seems like you just swap for mid and then take boost to bridge and snipe retards. Am I wrong? Not saying you just ult spam but 10% health damage and extra ult damage? Why the fuck now?
>>562503959That build looks typical, although i think you can replace hollow point with hinter's aura, because it's better overall, and late game cheat death wouldn't be too bad on her since she has a movment ability so you could survive if the enemy has some brust characters
Can we get a bald hero
>>562504737Warden has a shiny chrome dome under that gay ass cop hat
>>562503959Lightbringer's spirit build.
>>562482598>me rushing into the enemy team whilst we have a fuckton of souls on our side of the map with only a single lane pushed is actually a smart play!
>in lore Infernus is an Ixian who might as well be a fire elemental because of his powers>somehow got bossed around by Wraith of all peoplehow is that even possible? is Infernus into bossy black kweens?
>>562503959Melee Lifesteal -> Close Quarters -> Ring of Repick
>>562505106>How does having a boss in an organization work?I swear this general gets dumber by the day.
I don't know if it's actually working or what since I've only played 3 games and won every one. But Bomb Geist seems to be good in the lower levels. Because the problem here in the lower levels is people feeding AND THEN letting the enemy minions push up so much to the base. But if you mitigate the enemy team not being able to push properly to your base because of you bombing the everything coming in it makes your teammates be able to at least get their farm more the more you turtle the game. I don't have that much actual kills (getting like 2/2/30+) but my assists and player damage are the highest in the team for some reason.
>>562505243we neet GODS own /dlg/ and have never worked a day in our lives
I can't tell if Drifter needs Swift Striker or is Kinetic Dash's firerate enough. Swift Striker feels good, but at the same time Kinetic Dash feels like it's enough.
>>562475856Oracle is fucking hell and we're not good. t. Oracle VI
>>562505489Oracles are fine t. Phantom VI
>>562504737
What's the ancient of deadlock>players who think they're good but actually painfully average
>>562505602Metro
>Forums have a 600+ posts thread about bad matchmaking>they never change matchmakingWhy the inaction? Matchmaking is a fundamental thing in the online game. If you can't nail it, bring back the open public lobbies.
>>562505602>players who think they're good but actually painfully averageEverything from alchemist to archon and I'm not kidding
>>562505602PA? idk
>>562505602PhantomThey learn a few movement tricks and think they're gods
>>562505748>yuriposter>awful postClockwork
>>562505768I've seen better players stuck in Ritualist than average players I see in Phantom these days. And that was just two months ago
>>562505938>asking for a basic MOBA feature is awfulMental illness
Here comes the Lashley
>>562506069It's an awful post because it has yuri in it, yuritard
styling on niggas with yamato's grapple into combo feels so fucking good
>>562505748you would think after months of reddit posts from new players complaining that they want to like the game but their first <100 hours are miserable they would do something but nothey're going to shotgun themselves in the foot. there's only so many times you can say "it's an alpha" before these people write the game off entirely for good
>>562506160So you have a mental illness and a profound mental retardation
>>562506210I accept your concession
I'm so sorry /dlg/ I'm a dirty cheaterUsually I go unga bunga and always go in but I heard GOOD LUCK YOU'RE FUCKED from Warden ult in the background and made the call to flee
>>562484942Genius idea but it will never happen because Valve are deadset on ruining the best hero shooter ever made with moba cancer.
>>562505602Shallow god
Just died to Haze ult ama
>>562506191>Play match in Archon>Our rem says it's his third game ever>Check his profile>It's true>check his Steam profile>Hundreds of games, not a smurfI have no idea how this matchmaking works. Maybe there is no matchmaking at all and it's completely random.
>>562506363I would that Silver
>>562506363>grown ass men cosplaying
>>562506363sir basedslacks
>>562506629Projecting your own insecurity, it's okay to cosplay at any age anon go for it
>>562506363does silver actually wear a choker? what in the fuck?
>>562506629this poster is a miserable loser
>>562506680uh oh melty :)
>>562506695yeah
>>562505748if you open the actual thread it's 600+ posts of retards going "ummmmm this guy feededed in my game what an awful matchmaking plz fix guys feeeding"
>>562506695>>562506743it's a dog collar
>>562506629what a sad person you must be
>>562506458I'm sure many did at the after party
>>562505768I never pretended or thought I was good though.
>>562503959eido's
>>562506161Yeah locking down on someone at max range with her rope feels good although I'm still unsure about what the optimal Yamato build is supposed to be.
>>562497143there are TWO types of bebopshook gods or bombermen cant aim, become useless pos who waste their hook by NEVER using it. I HATE BEEBOP PLAYERS WHO FOCUS BOMBLEARN TO HOOKHOOOKIT'S NOT FUCKING HARDI GOT 100000000000000 BILLION MATCHES PLAYING ROADHOG SINCE OW RELEASE AND THERE ARE RETARDS WITH THE SAME AMOUNT ON PUDGE AND BLITZCRANKJUST HOOK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKBOMBS ARE EXTRA FLAVOR
This is a balanced hero, glad I bought metal skin.
>>562507278the one single based alchemist, right here in our very thread
>>562507448>DEALIN- FIND THE- YOU SHOULD RU- DEATH COMES IN MANY FORMS!
>>562507392Actually I'm the guy constantly throwing hooks, and hitting like 1 in 10.I at least build team utility items though
>>562475856>Too many retards weighing down the stats to get any accurate data, people who don't have any idea how to play the game let alone a specific hero, talking points they bring up often don't even apply to reality let alone the gameUnfortunately at least 50%, if not more, of the playerbase of any given game doesn't know how to play it properly.And developers do actually have to balance around these mouthbreathers.
okay but which heroes are actually beginner friendly? I tried suggesting my friend Infernus but he was kinda shit at it and struggles with the ult timing
>>562507834bebop, Abrams, mo and krill, vindicta
>>562477339Russians are a 50/50 of being mentally retarted and angry or the greatest player you've ever seen in your life and silent.I kneel to the slavrune name when he types>me invoker me midin dota 2 because I know I'm about to win.Basically the same here.
Wtf happens in the bear pit for his punching glove to have a gun?
>>562507834If he is a pussy ass backliner type PaigeIf he is a mongoloid run at them type Mokrill or Dynamo
>>562507834>I tried suggesting my friend Infernus but he was kinda shit at itHoly christ.Okay, uh... Seven maybe?
>>562505986I really wish valve would make something like this for wraith and give the mobster style to some Goido schmuck.
>>562477384Its the name of one of the top graves builds and a general joke name for her>degenerate autoaim child18 year olds are obviously not children, but that doesn't mean you can't make fun of them by calling them children
>>562507834i clicked with the game on silver but have started playing mina, starting to move faster because she is squishy and has high mobility
>>562506363The cosplayers look fun, also best Lash I've seen since he's actually got some muscle.
>>562507834the newer characters are generally a lot easier than the release characters. graves, celeste, rem, paige, victor, drifter, silver are all braindead
>>562480330Its OK if your team has no weapon damage, so the enemy team is unlikely to counter buy you, your team needs more damage and you can aim. Not optimal but can be fun.
>>562507979Yosh anti true melee
Holymoly scourge fucked up Abrams and Mokrill
>>562508286>40min standard or 30 min brool
>>562508216>t. wraith abuser
>Infernus gets fed by 10 minutes and the game is over>Celeste gets fed by 10 minutes and the game is over>Silver gets fed by 10 minutes and the game is over>Infernus gets fed by 10 minutes and the game is overFun run of games today.
>>562508216Silver unironically needs skills, you literally won't turn to a wolf 90% of the time if you can't aim
>>562508396I just had this happen but with fucking Mirage. NONE OF THE NIGGERTARDS ON MY TEAM GOT FUCKING DISPEL MAGIC EVEN THOUGH I TOLD THEM TO. THIS FUCKING SANDNIGGER WENT 20/0
>>56250828653 minute back and forth. Close match. Thought it was over but they got mid boss instead of ending. Absolute classic throw.
>>562508463>Silver unironically needs skillsdawg please all you have to do is press 3, and then 2, and then 1. then your crosshair becomes gigantic and you do a million damage. then you turn into a new character that doesnt have to aim at all.
>>562508216silver is not easy to just pick up and run on for everybody
>>562507834>tfw my newfriend is only drawn to the m1gger characters because hes a shooter player>tfw he just stands a million miles away and ends the match with by far the least amount of damage in anything
>>562508553kino
>>562508647her combo is literally 3 2 1
>>562508286>holliday in key playershow the fuck
>>562508642I understand but not everyone who wants to play this game knows how to land some shots
>>562508368
>>562508772Being the objective push cuck cause she can't do anything else.
>>562508808the only move you have to aim is the bola and you can just slow them with something else and bola them point blank. you really can't dodge her combo and she really doesn't need to aim
I told my gf I'm more attracted to Silver than herShe is NOT taking it well lmao
>>562509037This is why you get a gf that thinks she's "bi" so you can talk about hot bitches and waifus with her and she'll be on board.
>>562509182Yeah man just get an attractive, loyal bisexual girlfriend. Why doesn't everybody do this?
>>562509232Attractiveness is subjective and optional.I have to put up with a lot of autism for mine.
just get a fat hambeast that wont leave you because shes insecure you guys are such fucking noobs
silver has objectively the prettiest hair and prettiest face but mina has the sexier body and outfit
>>562509458There are autistic insecure femcels that aren't fat.
just get a hot bitch (female dog) you guys are such fucking noobs
>>562508232I was so confused when I saw that Apollo's literal sword is just a gun in a costume
>>562509616Why does he look so weird
the last few M&K's I've had in my games performed pretty badly, did they get nerfed or did those guys not scale properly?
why are items in this game so low impact and gay compared to dota
i do not play “123eigner”, i don’t “counterbuy”, i don’t “farm”. I don't hold 'M1gger". i play MELEEGOD, i buy L->R, i teamfight blue, and if they buy rebuttal i KILL MYSELF
>>562509654he looks zesty, that's why
whats the best way to get perma banned so i cant play this game anymore
>>562509663Issue of skill, how do you fail at a hero called No&Skill?
>>562509804pipe bomb to 10400 Ne 4th St Ste 1400 Bellevue, WA 98004 United States
>Lovander haze model hasn't been updated since Dec. 2025Deadgame
Dumb niggers at valve fucked the servers up now my ping is always over 100 with soikes to 1500 during fights.
>>562509715When did we stop calling men metrosexuals
>>562509960since the 2000s, unc
>your 3/11 haze builds glass cannonWhat do you do?
Why can Apollo parry and then travel 3 dash distances in any direction he wants while under the effect of movement reduction CC?
>>562508396infernus is hard countered by slowing hex (core on every hero)
>>562484964No she doesn't. Her penis is humanoid and under 5 inches (thats a good thing).
>>562510142skill
>>562509960What did that even mean, I never understood and remember when it was used.
>>562510121She didn't listen the last 5 times I said to buy unstoppable wtf am I gonna do about it?
>>562510121break boxes into loss if rest of team isn't good.
>last 3 matches all had Holiday on my team>lost all 3I'm not saying she was the main reason for all 3 losses but I can definitely feel that Holiday is a low impact hero and we would have a better chance at winning if she was anyone else.No joke, I would rather have a Sinclair or Doorman on my team than a Holiday. That's how bad it is.
>reach emissary>at least 2 niggas every match that clearly don't know how to play their hero if even the game>4 kill participation 500 structure damage type shitYOSHIDERANK ME YOSHII DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE
>>562510121practice macro in a losing game
>>562510398think of the abilities and effects ivy/kelvin has and think of hollidays bounce pad
>>562509804Record yourself saying something like "All niggers should hang from streetlamps, kill trannies, gas kikes, Hitler did nothing wrong NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" in-game and crop the clip to exclude details that you're saying it. Could also do it in text chat. Upload clip to Reddit with title like "Can we PLEASE do something about toxicity? People like this (hero) have been ruining multiple games of mine by saying stuff like this." Then on the Deadlock Discord you can join in-game there's a channel to report stuff like that and link the Reddit post. Should work.
>>562510398holiday sits in a weird spot for newbies and "experts"people think "i should focus the gun" when in reality she is a jumping air bomber with a gun as the cherry on top. people need to focus the jumppads dunks, air manuvering, AND bomb dunks. but that's just SCRATCHING the surface. when you actually learn to move around with her, she is impossible to catch without slowing hex or some sort of stun. and only THEN will those players who mastered this art will move on to the CRACKSHOT which will blow your head off with 4 clicks from 40m... IN THE AIR. REFOCUSING HER INTO A SPIRIT GUN HEROI LOVE HOLIDAY
>placed Initiate 2 on first account when I was relatively new but I got bad teammates in all my placement matches>on alt account, got good teammates in all my placement matches and placed Archon 4Seems like your initial matchmaking rating is totally arbitrary based on how many shitters you get in your games, which explains why up all the ranks you get shitters feeding that don't fit in the rank and why you get smurfs in the lower ranks. They need to have a skill-based MMR system not just win/loss.
Does Silver have both human AND wolf ears or only one?
>>562510730she gains human ears in wolf form
>>562510273City slicker faggots who are effeminate. It is my understanding that since fag is vilified it became the term but since it does not quite convey the level of gayness and implies a sexuality in this age of 249+ sexual orientations it was usurped by zesty
>>562510238stop the cope vro
>>562510413>be a retarded zoomer>attach unfunny tiktok memes while blogposting about shit nobody cares about>goes back to marvel rivals youtube shorts comment sections where I belong
>>562509804remove the game from your account and you'll have to get another invite (i think, maybe you can't rejoin at all)
why does hook (forced movement) not cancel flame dash or icepath
>>562511036bitter much
>>562485317how are you too dumb to realize that dykespammers are literally all trannies
>tfw seraphim wings bomb geiststreet brool can be pretty fun sometimes
>>562509804You can honestly just email Gaben. He reads his emails apparently, someone in the early days got access to play this game just by emailing him.
Why holiday sucks so much.
>>562510232No hero is countered by anything if they're double the highest soul count on the other team.
>>562511194only sleep(sometimes) stuns and curses interrupt shit, like how Dynamo's knock up doesn't proc reactive barrier because knock ups aren't listed in the tooltip lol
>>562511194i solved deadlock for you
>>562510670>shes impossible to catchShe has no movement benefits over chasers unless you can get really autistic with the jump pad air control and hope that the enemies are bad at air movement.Anyone with inherent mobility will generally catch you easily.>spirit bomber!Spirit Holliday is the lowest impact Holliday, you are just a worse Rem/Dynamo flying around above the enemy team acheiving literally nothing.Gun Holliday can actually produce respectable damage, is it strong? No Holliday is bad. But if your team has no weapon damage you can fill that void and put out some meaty damage.Barrels are just for the displacement to lineup headshots easier, or make it easier for your team to get people.Bouncepads for mobility.Gun Holliday can push objectives well and actually has the damage to win a 1v1 or at least make them reconsider committing to killing you if someone comes to try and stop you.
>>562510607>going through this much retarded effort when you could just queue and shout and type nigger for a few matches
>>562508895Holy kek! You think that's better?
Your Rem for today saar
>>562511575Also I should add, obviously you still buy purple items when playing gun Holliday.There's just no point focusing too highly into the barrels and bouncepad damage is non-existant for practical purposes.You're shit so you might as well carry around the disarm, cursed relic, slowing hex etc. Slowing / vortex can also enable setting up headshots or lassos better.
>>562511890>cheatshe's better than you
>>562511890>unspentyou got Bounty Hunter on Deadlock????? do fags really need to cheat?
>>562509654He's doing that zesty ahh pose but his face is completely neutral. He needs to be smirking more or something
>>562511728He's asking for a permaban, so we can't take half-measures. We have to go straight to the Weenie Hut Jr's and kick the beehive. I say nigger in some way basically all the time and haven't been banned or even muted, so I'm giving him the most guaranteed way I can think of to get banned with minimal time spent actually playing the game.
>>562508463The real skill is not turning into a werewolf
>>562512432Needs the pixar face
>>562511890OH NO NO HE CROPPED OUT HIS OWN SHITTER GAMEPLAY/BUILD JUST TO SELF EXPOSE
NERF SILVERNERF MINANERF GRAVES NERF HOLLIDAYTheir crimes: having annoying waifufags
Fun fact - did you know that if you manage to get out of bounds in the hideout you can actually run around the city - except for getting near the maelstrom around the tower. The closer you get the more damage it does, eventually instakilling you.>>562511890I'd take a 0/10 gun rem over a cheating nigger any day
>our wraith was soloing the midboss when our team is dead and their whole team is alive>enemy team grabs the rejuv for free
>>562512564Deadlock is so beautiful. I wonder if they'd add more maps into the rotation or does that go against MOBAs.
Is this a neon prime thing or is there some lore reason that somebody left cyclopean buddhai statues all over
holy shit
>most dog shit team mates imaginable 4 games in a row>game feels sorry for me and puts the state mandated retards on the enemy team and I go 9-3-30 on a fucking ivy supportyep I'm beginning to just despise the concept of holidays. always the most retarded subhumans to have ever lived crawl onto live service games and int as hard as possible during these days.
>>562513232its mo
>>562513343Hollidays or Holidays?
>>562506363when was that? has the international started already?
Reminder that Silver x Venator is the canon ship.
>>562511123this isn't true you can literally just go onto support page and say the games missing and it goes right back onto your account>t. relapsed
>>562513241thats what happens when damage/burst is kinghaven't booted up the game in 3 weeks as a holliday otp
>>562513371
>>562513241They should give the Doorman more bullet damage.
>>562513241what's this?
>>562513392How about both?
>>562510142on a 3s cd btw that procs even off npc bulletsoh yeah by the way his ult doubles as an escape too.
>>562513192MOBA autists would lose it if they had to learn more than one map.
McGinnis ult slop is the most cancer thing in this game
>>562506629but you cosplay as a woman, you're not one though.
>>562513747not the heroes of the storm chads
is Tankbop or Bombbop better? i dont want to play gunbop
>>562513241But I'm told Doorman is broken?
>>562506161>>562507359>break line of sight>she's retard friendly so the game lets her grapple onto me anyway
>>562513909go ultbop brother
>>562513747Honestly, I was thinking as long as the core objectives are intact (urn, mid boss, lanes) the rest of the map can change.
>people call ASSFAGGOTS "moba" cringe
why am I always last place in souls on my team if I'm the fucking lane janny!
>>562513982I got grappled, used savannah to teleport back halfway across the map, and was very violently hit by the yamato ballistic missile.
>>562513192You're right blud, but moba tards would bitch and moan SO HARD if they need to learn more than one map
>>562513982>>562514189>yamato tries to grapple me like she's hot shit as I'm ulting away as Abrams>drag her into walkernothing personnel,
I try do to everything, I try out new heroes, watch videos and practice to get better, but nothing fucking works because I have 1 retard on my team that goes 2/20 feeding entire teamAt this point I don't even care if I stay at Seeker forever, just give me a win alreadyYes I am seething
>>562500960why do retards consistently misunderstand the meaning of the word schizo. like you can't just infer your own meaning nigger.
>>562500960No, retard. Graves schizo's name is Gorth, he's posted it several times.
>>562493824mhm ^w^
>>562513747wc3 and dota2 has tons of customs games, aimlabs tranny
>>562493824yeah
>>562514390open up any of those replays and just watch yourself instead of some random youtube clickbait video. I guarantee you spend half the match doing literally absolutely nothing but walking with no real goal in mind.
>>562514475I WILL RAISE THEM
>>562514475why are you giving that weird loser attention? stop encouraging namefags.
>>562513495but HP is the highest it's ever been across the board...
>>562512564The big tower portal of Valve originality.
>>562513909punchbop
>>562514748I don't care he gets 20 fucking replies everytime he posts and he's probably not even here right now anyway.
>>562514595
>>562514548The average ASSFAGGOTS player obsessed with DOTA or LOL or whatever is not playing custom games.>but aimlabsAs if shooters don't have multiple maps? Varied maps is standard in FPS, it's rare in ASSFAGGOTS.
>>562514639>I guarantee you spend half the match doing literally absolutely nothing but walking with no real goal in mindthat true, I have trouble with that, but it's insane to me how I am constantly teamed up with absolute drooling retards while enemy team does all objectives perfectlyI can't do everything on the map, that's probably why I am running around like a retard doing nothing
>>562514854You still die in under a second without max green investment.
>>562515120>multiple genres spawned by custom games>hurr durr click head but bigger map
I'm initiate btw
>>562515349>Did we kill Abrams?>Shiv, that was REM
>>562513528>I'm on mo-lly
Kelvin is a character I would never play but I always enjoy when he's on my team and hate when he's on the enemy team
guess which is the holliday typing all match
>>562515238>ASSFAGGOTS and RTS are completely the same! >:cMost ASSFAGGOTS players have never opened an RTS in their lives.Also this is implying that there's no custom map tradition in FPS, which is false.I really don't know wtf you're having a meltdown about. DOTA and LOL are and have been the most popular ASSFAGGOTS for over a decade. They both have basically one map everyone plays on.This isn't complicated.No one remembers that this shit came from WC3 man.
>>562515521Kelvin is fun until you get bad teammates, like every other support really and then just go back to playing carries so you can at least turn a losing game if you're the best player on your team.
>>562515541Nice twink. Would rape.
>>562515609retard would still be playing point and click if not for mobas
>>562515541Is this that one female to male tranny cosplayer that loves Doorman?>>562515626This, supports are truly only fun when you're at least a duo. I just had a horrible game where a melee Ivy and Venator were an obvious duo chaining stuns together
>>562515558БЛЯTЬ?
>>562515349McGinnis should be have more hetro ships
remember:your team will never EVER defend the walker you were guarding despite your pingsyour team will let the carrys farm
>>562515735>hero shooterTF2like homosexual.
>>562515736>Is this that one female to male tranny cosplayer that loves Doorman?Yes, it's beyond me why she decided to troon outTragedy
>>562507392I build greenbop
>>562515804>attempt to disrupt enemy carry farming as a carry>miss out on farm>I have 5 seconds to kill them at best before the enemy team crosses the entire map by schmoving and dogpiles me>get flamed by my team for daring to cross the centre line>attempt to disrupt enemy carry as support>get raped to death because almost every carry is strong early game>if you start winning they press their instant escape button>still only have 5 seconds to kill them because the enemy team will dogpile me>get flamed by my team for not running the urn while the enemy team is missing and has all ults up and we're 2 downToo many>carrycharacters are strong at all points in the game.The worst they get is being OK before the 5 minute mark.
>>562515897Female to male are just advanced tomboysBasically: would
>>562510398Next game after posting this I get another Holiday on my team, the 4th one and this one was especially bad.I don't know why the matchmaking is giving me so many Holiday players today but it really sucks.
>>562516162More like Minigga LMAO
>>562516157>builds spirit damage>losseswho could have seen this coming
>>562516237Blame Yoshi for nerfing Holliday's gun and snipe
haze players think they deserve to automatically win if the game goes longer than 20 minutes
Doorman just feels like he does nothing now his gun sucks his bell sucks his only purpose is to just piss people off
>>562516307me na GAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562516135get on your knees and suck the armskincock, you want to make he/him feel euphoric and valid af dont you?
>eggs 29 cents>atm machines
>>562516319doorman should not be allowed to do damage with the kit that he hasyou get bells and gun or you get door carts, resetting ult, and vortex web out of bounds bug abusenot both
>>562516319He's the best character for disrupting enemy farming.Putting hitler in timeout during teamfights.Securing picks on enemy characters for your carries.Extremely strong defensively due to cart into well.(Don't send too many enemies at once the well damage will split and they'll easily get out.)
>>562516001lalaboy post
>>562516096I LOVE when my team let a rem farm sinners and I get fucking raped by the entire team whenever I try to intercept him. Why do I always get the "people" who can't fucking read the fucking map against an entire team of competent player
>tfw newfriend wants to get into doorman to get le epic clips for his tiktok>he cannot into cart > door combo so he just becomes an ultbot instead>also he feeds like crazy and rages about how bullshit every character is
>>562516912>me when I make things up
>>562516687>Why do I always get the "people" who can't fucking read the fucking map against an entire team of competent playerYou're in a forced 50/50 winrate game where you're a bunch of solos and half the people on your team are new, up against a 6 stack where at least one of them is a smurf
>>562513913You can't win games on a tiktok clip hero. But hey at least clips are great :)
Seven losses in a row. The last three had me as a key player, so my rank didn't go down. I know matchmaking complaints are stupid, but I honestly wish there was just a casual mode with a hidden MMR rank so that I could play and not worry about matchmaking screwing me over.
I usually know when I'm the one bringing the team down but these last couple matches have been rough, I'm talking your side lanes losing by minute 4 bad and the enemy snowballing to 60k souls in no time
>>562517085They shouldn't have added the ranks at all in a closed alpha, there just aren't enough people to fill them up
>>562513192>>562513747>>562514262they will avoid adding other maps purely to filter your retarded zoomer asses
that faggot yoshi better drop a patch today
>>562517002(You) when you have no friends
>8 min queue after 3 win streakYou just know this will be a 50/50 forced loss
>>562517085>The last three had me as a key playeryou're gonna be the caged player next
>>562493824>>562493972>>562494490>>562514503>>562514595you constantly pretending to be a child rapist will lead to them eventually flooding in.
>>562504382Tank buster is kinda doo doo on Vindicta because it's a % of current health, meaning that it deals more damage the more health the target has, which is the opposite of how her ult works.
>>562515569this game and fanbase does not deserve fanart that goodhope the artist moves on quick
>dozens of gun items>dozens of 1234 items>dozens of support items>dozens of tank items>4 melee itemsMeleeGAWDS, when are they adding more melee items? It's our time to be on top.
>>562517581>black and whiteslop>lines as shading in the big 26>good
>>562517696They need to remove parrying first, no other playstyle gets punished even remotely as bad, especially since melee isn't even that good
>>562517710your critique doesn't make half as much sense as you'd hope it does, therefore it lacks any impact
>>562517670gravesredditors, we be eatin good ong
>>562517836your mass produced manga slop is ugly, tranime
>>562517773Base parry should just negate the damage. Rebuttal should be reworked to add the stun only, nothing else.1600 item for parry cooldown and heal.3200 item for reflected damage and damage boost.The fact that an anti melee item that's better than basically any anti gun, anti 1234, or anti tank item at any cost exists at 800 is bizarre as melee is inherently the weakest playstyle.
lategame Dynamo is fun as fuck, I almost feel bad for my teammate because they keep getting tped but it's for their own good
>>562518043>slop slop slopyou have nothing of substance to say.
>>562518047A successful counterspell should stun too
>>562517773>especially since melee isn't even that goodMelee without parry would be insane and every laning phase would be people meleeing eachother like retards.
>>562493824Freak.
>be emissary 2>lose so many games that I get put in alchemist 6 lobbiesworst thing is that they still get to bully me there
>>562518163Would be funny to see the spirit niggers' reaction to feeling 1% of the pain meleeGAWDS suffer every game.
>>562518183>every laning phase would be people meleeing eachother like retards.To be fair this is already what laning phase looks like in shitlow
>>562518142its a retard magnet which distracts retards from the words before it. It works judging from the seethe and no counter points LMAO
There should be an item where if you get hit by a heavy melee, your parry will go on cooldown like you just missed a parry.
>>562518376Unrelenting Fists
>>562516519>atmthey had a modern sovl powered computer in the hideout don't think they care.>eggs 29cSeems a bit high but I don't know the exact year.
>>562517773>remove parryThat's dumb. I'm a full-time Q-holder and that is dumb. Here's my take>Parry stun halved>remove damage amp>Parry cd raised by 1 sec>rebuttal extends stun and lowers parry cd 1 secGetting parried once shouldn't be such a complete deaths sentence, but it should also hurt. I would also be open to trying this: >>562518047. Anon's head is on straight.
>>562516519>>562518604Actually the ATM looks extremely placeholder, might be neon prime asset.
>have two terrible games where I get stomped by a far far superior team>my next game is thisyoshi the quality of the matches in your game SUCKS!
>>562518965Yeah I've lost 8 matches in a row.
>>562518965getting kinda tired of this game desu
>>562518965>>562519245I'm done playing PVE mode for the foreseeable future. The MM is unenjoyable. Bad player experience.
>better than 67% of playersL E M A O
>>562518083>you are being rescued>please do not resist
>>562519596>their vomits get teleported in the air splashing the enemies
>>562518083It feels like shit yeah, thank god they removed the fire rate buff so noobnamos didn't spam it wasting the CD when Lash has ult.
>>562519554>archon is 67th peecentileAccording to whom? How was this calculated? And when? t. Constantly fluctuating between Oracle 6/PhantomI just don't see how if I'm better than x % of the players I should be losing like 80% of my games.
>>562518965The only constant is you clearly
>>562519741>>562519741
>>562516675get out
>>562517773I dont remember last time i have been heavy meleed if i wasnt parried or stunned
>>562518965I bet you deserved it faggot. Uninstall you shitter
