The Dream Woman Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>562473591
>>562519658Kekked
Sex with Venator
heded to yello
In light of recent shitposting
>>562519758>>archon is 67th peecentile>According to whom? How was this calculated? And when? >t. Constantly fluctuating between Oracle 6/Phantom I just don't see how if I'm better than x % of the players I should be losing like 80% of my games.I think it's because when it says "Oracle Lobby" no one is actually oracle on your team and they're a stack of mixed ranks with something like an asc + (You) pulling it up.Also what region do you want a duo? I'm Oracle IV right now with Oracle VI as highest.
>>562518047>Base parry should just negate the damage.yes>Rebuttal should be reworked to add the stun only, nothing else.rebuttal should be moved to 1,600 souls and apply a brief melee disarm or melee resist buff at most, not a stun>3200 item for reflected damage and damage boost.just make it metal skin but for punches
>>562520006why are drifter players so stupid
Hoodwink is coming.
>>562520207
>>562520006Maybe he thought Ivy and Dynamo were going to push forward
>>562520006I've started to love drifter because all drifter players are like this guy, cutely retarded
>>562520006>Graves>RemI swear this webm is older than their release wtf
>FED HAZE PRESSES 4>NO COUNTERS
>silver gets a little bit fed >make it my mission to make sure she never plays the game use all my actives on her and send her non stop to the baroness over and over while disabling all her abilities>winits not about damage kkills or obj damage thats why scoreboards arent all black and white silver and to an extent venator their best players could BARELY play the game and Im sure that contributed to us winning
metal skin is a haze psyop because anyone with a single brain cell knows her ult lasts 3x as long as metal skin does
>>562520583Skissue.
https://youtu.be/GvxwMYPynnI?si=8ffT2tlvVd-ddX3y
>>562520583>metal skin and then kill her
>Actually decide to learn all the lore>Like half the cast are or were in normal heterosexual relationshipsHow did we attract such a large fanbase of gays and trannies?
>>562520583don't walk into the bar then
>>562520583Metal skin, E Shift, Knockdown, Warpstone, Majestic Leap, Cheat Death, Curse, ect, ect.
>>562520741>implying inlore sexuality will stop gooners
>ITS ALL OVE->welcome to the baroness :)just play doorman you'll never whine about any heroes ever>ugh its x hero?>time to just leave lol
>4 wins in a row>get victor in my teamnot very subtle Yoshi
>>562520741It didn't.There's a tiny, tiny number of them.They're just EXTREMELY loud and terminally online.It's the "modern audience" mistake where market analysts mistook a few hundred screeching dipshits as a new untapped majority audience due to the sheer volume of their communication.
>>562520639>not a single stun in sightSEEKERGAWDSinb4 unstop. check duration of unstop and metal skin
>>562520583bro everyime you cry about it and there are 394860396 replies with valid counterspeople like you is why victor got nerfed so hard
>>562520713>"you ain't woman enough to take my man">is divorced three times
>>562520885EU is SO fucking obvious when you get put on the losing team>previous game everyones communicating hey guys i'll defend green you guys go mid in the mean time etc etc>VERY NEXT GAME>screeching russian haze that farms jungle for 30 minutes while your lane partner ints non stopthe way to tell if you're in losers queue is if cyrillic names start popping up im not even kidding just pay attention next time (if you're EU)
new hero: bo rai cho>1. bo rai cho farts and propels himself forward, slowing enemies hit by the gas cloud over 2 seconds and increasing their magic damage taken. cloud lingers for 1.5s>2. bo rai cho passively accumulates booze, expending a charge before an ability is used to increase the damage of that ability. may be toggled to automatically use a booze charge, or be manually cast so as to not spend a booze charge and instead be cast before using>3. bo rai cho's attacks and abilities intoxicate enemies, increasing their BAC and slowing. on a full stack, enemies are slowed for 2s then stunned for 1s as they vomit. the more booze charges bo rai cho has, the quicker they accumulate>4. bo rai cho downs a booze charge then begins spitting fire forward, consuming booze charges to keep going. at the end bo rai cho will be stunned for 1s for each booze charge stunned and then shit himself for 30s(unaffected by charges used)please rate
>let gun carry scale to late game>doesn't want to counter play/buyINITIATE PATRONS
>>562521103>the way to tell if you're in losers queue is if cyrillic names start popping up im not even kidding just pay attention next time (if you're EU)This is because any russian that's good at the game is ashamed of being russian in an online game so they hide behind latin script name and tend to speak english.
Fags on higher ranks on less populated servers (SA here) how often do you recognize names? I'm high assendant and often recognized the same names, many are eterniggers. But my actual question is how often do you see the same boosted animals playing the same meta niggatry (Haze, Wraith, Inferuns etc..) And they always suck massive ass? It's the most obvious case of a shitter getting carried by the hero.
NERF (CARRY CHARACTER)NO I WILL NOT BUY A SINGLE COUNTER IF ITS NOT IN MY L-R BUILDI WILL NEVER TURN OFF AUTOQUEUE AND AUTOBUY
>>562521282The only time this was valid was Victor because he would just dispel all his counters (basekit) anyways but yeah people are dumb
I win way more ever since I got to ascendant
>>562520090NA, but me and my homies Street Ball mostly these days. 6v6 is just such a slog in [current patch] Drop friend code if desired
Noob question, at what point in the game should I build counter items/resistances?After 10 minutes? 15?
>>562521421137426592 Yeah I'll take it, anything to get me as far away from playing with fivestackers on weekends.
Graves's nose is NOT jewish
>>562520713Leather chaps really do tie her whole look together, is there a mod for it?
>>562521295Thanks but I'll stick with Medic.
Graves has a cute jewbeak
>>562521465This depends, sometimes you *need* core items to be useful other tiems you *need* to rush debuff remover in lane since it's that fucking bad (fern+mirage when lane mate feeds)
>>562521465When you need them to survive
>>562520583>character has high pick, high winrate at highest ranks>players stuck in archon still insist it's all about buying X magical counter itemWhat do you call this phenomenom?
Biggest tip to both new and oldfags in laning phase: Don't kill people, leave them at low health. And if you do kill them, DO NOT DIE, by all means don't die. If you die they will be ahead by 2k on average, kills in the first 5 minutes are almost meaningless, and can be terrible against you even.
>>562521282Counter buying is admitting defeat. If you counter buy it means your enemy already won.Pussy shit.
It's called aquiline nose
>>562521684countering her makes it more likely you win, doesn't mean she isn't OP.
>>562521654Nobody asked, Apollo
>>562521747I'm busy brooling, sorry
>>562520927>just spend 9,600 souls countering this one heroes ultnever change /dlg/
>>562521551Saved, I'll hit you up when I get back to my pc.
>>562521772Got it, I'll just die more to the 20/0 smurf then!
>>562521465There's no set time. You need to think>so I have enough staying time to be useful? Or am I being sidelined too quickly? That's when you do it.
>>562521872her unstop. not yours, seekergod
>>562521968your 3200 spirit resist won't save you anyway. and by the time you save up enough to buy a real item 30/0 smurf will be busy raping you under your patron.
'OOOKS READY!*BOOOOOOOOOM**CLANK*WHATCHU DO WAY OVA' THERE AYE?*CLICK CLICK CLICK**BEDOMP, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPP**KA CHUNK*BOMBS AWAY!*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOOM*AIIIE!Impressive Bebop....
>>562521282Infernus requires an unreasonable amount of counter items
>ran their comeback urn faster than they could even get close to react to me
>>562520387don't ever meet the unemployed drifter on your late night games. they play extremely fast and sweaty like they're on coke
>>562521465depends on the character and gamestate. EG Vindicta wants to get counterspell relatively early since she always wants to have flight during combat and theres twn million things that can pull her out of it, but if the enemy team lack stuns, you can delay till you actually see people getting items that can stun you out of flight. However lets say you are against a team full of healbots, then getting healbane early is good. EG, you are laning against Dynamo and Lady Geist and are playing a hero that benefits from spirit power, healbane is a great choice to rush as your first tier two since it'll cuck them both out of a lot of their healing and also not set you back in terms of spirit.
>>562521772So fucking true, couldn't agree more.
How's this for a paradox qol change>You can hold ult before throwing it, similar to if it was a hold ability like graytalon or yamato's 1 so you have a good idea of what your current ult range is but you can also just tap it for normal cast
>>562520963Victor deserved it.
>>562522495>I now need to bind four to m2garbage
at the end of the day this is a team gamebuying counters shouldn't fall only on one person and unfortunately coordination is requiredwhen an enemy carry has advantagei rush curse and try to get everyone to gank using chat/pings, most times it works and a comeback is possible thanks to that kill + delivering urn/taking down walker with the space createdsometimes you get matched with retards that continuously die and never counter-buy. but even then i always try my best because giving up is a faggot move
>>562521772>doesn't interact with enemy gun carry early game>let gun carry scale to late game>doesn't want to counter play/buyback to shield heal pokeslop
how often do you use an ability to counter a specific enemy interaction just to realize that you're on a different hero and your ability won't work to stop them?
>>562522163its so fucking gay that all he has to do is build toxic bullets and can just do 1-2k damage by 15 minutes without even being ahead. Yeah theres dispell magic, but if you arent doing enough damage to scare the fag or kill him he'll just reapply everything on you, and you'll anyways have to reset if you arent playing someone with enough sustain to heal while fucking around lanes and jungle
>>562522664>shield heal pokeslopYou post this phrase a lot, and it still makes no sense at all.
>>562522678I keep trying to turn sevens and ulting bebops into rabbits it works but it doesnt stop their abilities...
>>562522747fortunately for you infernus players are retarded and build for dash
What bebop build would you recommend to a terrible bebop player?
>>562522803you've read it every time because you're a hardstuck crybaby. Get good
>>562522803He means shit like Rivals or OW where everyone is just shielding, healing, and poking behind their tank until ults are up and you can do something with them or someone retards out of position and gets picked
>>562522852The napalm build where you get cold front and silence wave and shit is way scarier than afterburn or dash and I'm surprised I rarely see it
>>562522943Oh, well that's a pretty retarded way to communicate that. Never player either game myself.>>562522931Are you okay? Do you have a disability?
>>562521747this doesn't account for the psychological effect of dying in lane or accumulating deaths leading to people across the map telling you to stop feeding which fosters division. remember: half the game is mental warfare
>their supports build useful items like knockdown, rescue beam and curse>my supports go meme damage builds with rapid charge tankbuster
>>562522881shadow weave melee
>>562523087you got told by someone smarter than you LMAOOO he got it after reading it once and you're still crying
>>562523087his disability is he derives pleasure from baiting.
>>562522967That would require thought and skill from Infernus players. Pressing 2 is ez.Personally I like >cocktail+toxic+rico+QSR/mercmagBut it doesn't always work.
>>562523171Sorry Alchemist but if my two sidelanes are getting fucked I'm building damage items on Doorman
Doorman is a support right?
For what reason on God's green earth does half the cast get some form of stun on a non-ult ability, but lashes ground pound isn't allowed to have the same at ANY upgrade level. Your single stun is relegated to your ult which has some of the most unforgiving range in the game.
Frick, I just woke up and it's 7pm. Good thing work starts on Tuesday thanks to holidays. I still blame you fuckers for keeping me up so late yesterday
>>562523491yes.>winlane>falloff>build utility and maybe door cheese
>warden's cage now silences>Ivy's bomb now immobilisesWho came up with these retarded changes?>hmmm our aids isn't aids enough
It's time for men?
>>562523491An easy way to spot a support is>Character has a bunch of utility skills that do not scale/need scaling to be powerful (door, cart, ult)>Has high damaging spirit nuke ability with charges (bell).Doorman is a support, Sinclair is a support, Vindicta is a support so on and so on.
>>562523676These changes legit made the game so much worse. They're DOTAfying a formerly wonderful movement shooter and it's a tragedy.
>>562523501The devs hate The Lash
>>562523801no you fake wannabe gay fuck
>>562520741Shippers are worse than trannies.
>>562523676Warden effectively didn't have a 3 until that change. Ivy probably didn't need hers though.
>>562523676warden cage silence is cancer
>>562520741None of those people actually play the game they just like the character designs
>>562523830Bell does fucking nothing now
Capacitor warden
>>562523837dota unironically has less bullshit though
This game should be more shooter, less movement.
bro just coordinate so your entire team presses metal skin and has their eyes glued to haze and haze alone so you can stun her the instant her unstoppable falls offhuh? what? the rest of her team? the other enemies in the teamfight? what about them?
>>562523841The LASH is about commit a string of arson in the greater are of Washington State
Will this anon ever learn to counter Haze?
>>562520741old gods update
Can Valve please remove Graves from the game?
>>562524419haha no :), just learn to enjoy the paint. yoshit
>>562524419Fuck you tranny
>>562520741Every big game franchise has people like this, they mostly don't even play the games
Why is it so hard to climb? I went 5-0 today and I'm still Seeker II. Yesterday I went 3-1.
>>562524307no
>>562524553>calls someone else a tranny>posts trannycore artsupreme
>>562524227SEEKERGODS DESERVE TO WIN WITHOUT TEAM COORDINATION EARLY GAME TO SHUT DOWN ENEMY GUN CARRY OR LATE GAME COUNTER PLAY
>>562524786Stop typing in caps, you ain't me
>>562524767Nigger
>>562524589those are boys?
>see perfect time to do midboss>make the call>already there fighting the boss>people show up when the entire enemy team already respawned I'm not doing mid on pubs until someone makes the call first and is already on blue
>>562524881I USE THE SHIFT KEY NOT CAPS
>>562525076based
>>562525040jannies get this "man"(""woman"")
what if haze's ult was way faster but did the same damage
>>562523167I always assume the best of my opponents and don't like to rely on clutches.
your geist for today
>>562525072last game a Shiv pinged "Let's go mid!" when he was jungling deep into enemy turf and kept doing it lol
>>562521747i just noticed this too. making them reset is way longer than death timer and zipline
>>562525331wheres her glass cannon?
How do you counter Mirage?
>>562525072>call put mid boss>only me and an Infernus show up>both the enemy team AND our team were to retarded to get down there>we duo it and get the rejuv>still lose the gameI love pisslow matches because it's always an absurd mess
>>562525331>>562511890we already saw your cheats
I'm initiate btw
shiv is so cool, wish I wasn't a shitter so I could play him
>>562523976Imagine having to buy items now to do damage on your nukes, that's 1 bell btw.
>>562525524dispel magic
how hard will people meltie after yoshi disables all mods??
Niggalow is extremelly aggravating to play.Half the matches have quitters in them and even if you 1v6 and kill everyone but die yourself, there's absolutely no guarantee that the 5 other people on your team will know that you need to kill the patron to finish the match.It's not hard. I get mvp most matches, but also most definetly not fun.
>>562525814the ones that paid $20 for a Warden mod gonna be extremely unhappy
>>562525814mods are good for the business. The people who would never spend money use them and the people who do spend money get more out of it by getting different versions of the skins they buy.
>>562525814I use mods but I don't mind it, sort of look forward to it since a lot of niggers use at the very least the loud melee parry mod.
>>562525952>The people who would never spend money is good for businessvalve hire this MBA
I love Warden so much.
>>562521684bell curve
>>562526062you're not going to convert those players into paying customers anyway so removing mods would just punish the ones actually paying.
>>562525814would be suicide to his rep, mods don't really affect anything important, except for that fov ""mod"" (cheat)other than that one example it'd be a waste of time to disable honestly
>>562525814He shouldn't, honestly. It would only hurt the game.Not even riot gives a shit, and they run rootkits on your pc to play league. Who gives a shit that you changed bebop to be hatsune miku? It doesn't impact gameplay.
>>562525814mods keep games alive
>go 0-3 three times in brawl>calmly exit game >relaunch 5 minutes later
I feel like gunpunch Calico would be better, no? All of her abilities have shit spirit scaling.
Would you have a problem with mirage if he was a really cute girl?
>>562520752>metal skin + eshift lasts 8 seconds. haze ult extended is 12 seconds>knockdown/curse - haze buys unstop, lasts 10 seconds>warpstone - haze can also buy warpstone/phantom strike>majestic leap - i dont think this works if you take damage from an enemy>cheat death - ok so now you're at 1 hp and have to leave anyways, so you might as well be dead for that teamfight
>>562520963you say that like victor being gutted is a bad thing?
>>562526213>piracy is free businessMBAchad
>>562526420>unstop, lasts 10 seconds SEEKERGOOOOOOOOOD HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THESE ARE THE PEOPLE CRYING ABOUT HAZE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>562526420>haze can also buy warpstone/phantom strike
>>562525814There will be initial melty for like a day or two, then people will stop caring.in a year or so it will be one of those old good new bad nostalgic memories.
>>562525814Everyone knows it will happen eventually, Valve games all end up selling you hats so it makes no sense to let people get their custom skins for free.
>>562526390mooming to this
>>562526610Almost 57 percent win rate btw baitchud
>>562525814They're probably fast tracking workshop integration so they can control for cheat mods while allowing dumb skins.
just buy knockdown against HazeEven me as a noob knows how to deal with her. Wraith though...
How do we fix Apollo and Celeste
but why do I have to be the one that buys counter items?can someone else buy them?
>>562526390she betrayed
>>562527223I won't, I have my build and no enemy player will tell me what to buy
there needs to be some better interface options for managing economy. Something like this where you can see economy items that are nearby, when they came up or when they will come up, as well as the ability to tag them so you can claim them to prevent contention and allow teams to self optimize. Also hovering over them will highlight them on the map and middle clicking them will ping them for your team as a form of calling it out for someone to take
>>562526610I wish I was in Seeker because then I might be able to enjoy the game.
My cock in Silver's cuntHer foot in my mouth Simple as~
he clearly needs all the tools he has :^) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cA6vJwC4kDM?feature=share
>>562527051SEEKERGOD IS DOUBLING DOWN ON UNSTOP LASTING 10s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>562526356I think some people started running gun calico in eternus but idk that was awhile ago and it didn't catch on so I asume it wasn't good.
>>562527051SEEKERGOD SELF EXPOSED
We all know Haze players and meta slaves in general are carried, but who are the least carried players in the game? GT or Vin players maybe?
>>562527768paradoxes
>>562527768MeleeGAWDS
>>562527223Realistically it depends on your hero, if you're a carry then you shouldn't be expected to pivot but if you're a support or tank or roamer then you absolutely should
>>562527768bebop gods since hes the worst hero in the game
Sell me on your main /dlg/I play Silver and Doorman
>>562526780League has custom skins, even post-vanguard. Valvedrones making pre-cope like this is hilarious anyways.
>>562528010I can't, you shouldn't play Viscous he's somewhat bad right now.
>>562528010BillyI melee
>>562528010hes the lash
>>562528010victori hate myself
>>562527864>>562527871>>562527891TIL i'm an honest gigachad (i always knew)
>>562528056>MUH KERNEL LEVEL ANTI CHEAT THAT IS MADE IN CHINA DOESN'T WORKdo riotrannies really
>>562528010Gravesshe cute
>>562528073>Viscous he's somewhat bad right now.kys downplay nigger
>silver on my team gets retard fed but still gets completely shit on by the enemy mcginnis>loseliterally any other hero with 15 kills at 20 minutes would have been able to carry a match one handedworthless
>>562528173PARADOXGOD
>>56252824746% winrate
>>562528247bro viscous is dogshit what do you mean
>>562528010dey can run but it wont mattah
>>562528252Yeah, Silver does literally nothing, I've been saying this for weeks. Upplayers keep pretending that she isn't trash for some reason.
>>562520035cool pic anon, did you draw this?
>>562528010ParadoxShe has a nice voice
>>562528010The Lash. Bully in lane, cosplay as spiderman while you gank for 25 straight minutes, ult 3+ people in every team fight once your damage starts to fall off, hope nobody buys knockdown or counterspell.
>>562527697Oh no no no... not like this baitfags...
>>562528482no, I wish I could draw
>>562528571>>562527051>almost 57%>posts 53%KEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>562526470yes i want my man to be good again
>>562528571Different websites have different stats because they don't have access to every game and have to scrape games + ask people to upload theirs.
Why exactly do people pretend that Silver isn't garbage? Are they stovetouching retards?
>>562527051>>562527697>>562528571I'll help you tards out: it's nearly 57% across all elos, not specifically Seeker. It's about 53% in Eternus specifically on the 3-21 patch because Graves displaced her and Vyper otps make her winrate jump all over the place. Over the pastt week in Eternus she's top 5 again (which still doesn't even have the most recent Graves nerf applied btw). tl;dr it's a pre-nerf victor situation, very high winrate in low elos and still among the highest in eternus.
i dare say haze's winrate is high because m1 items are broken
>>562529009>57% didn't work>it's now top 5 HAHAHAHAHAHAH SEEKERGOD IN TEARS TYPING PARAGRAPHS
>>562529145It's because of her ult build which has relatively few M1 items actually
why is this hazenigger obsessed with seekers
>>562523881True.
>>562528319>w-winrate!!!yeah, those really matter!
I understand climbing with a character a bit and being out of your element when you try other ones but that doesn't excuse getting raped in every alley of new york because your movement sucks. That's supposed to be a universal mechanic.
>>562528010Warden, Venator, Wraith.I hate fun, I play exclusively to carry and win.I lose, I'm mad, I win, I'm mad. But I do climb consistently.
>>562528720if you have the time and determination, you can>>>/ic/beg
>>56252932418% pick rate
>>562529260It's what he plays against on his smurf
>>562529145it's not m1 items, warden is almost going full utility/spirit these days, venator is going melee, infernus is dashingcompare haze with a passive that increases damage on you without needing any items, an ult that aims for her and applies on hit effects like silencer and siphon bullets and a sleep that lets her melee you for free in lane to vyper that needs a 6400 item to damage you in her own ult and none of her abilities scale with ballistic, it's actually really funny playing against a sinclair and seeing him basically saving someone with petrifying bola
>>562528720>>562529392i dont recommend beg the people there are lunatics
I’m eternus btw
I can draw btw
I drive
>>562529341It's not supposed to be universal mate. You can do far better than that.
I know the meme is to send players to your Walkers or base, but it's really funny to throw a dude to mid boss while you're at their base since it'll take them 5 years to get back to you
i masturbate
Apollo is Shiv but better
>c-counter buying wins games!>all late game win items are chad dpsif you counter buyyoualreadylost
>>562529782to Deadlock men
>>562529450>my cope didnt work, better pull out another bullshit statistic that doesnt matterLOL
>>562529717There a mod to make Shiv Ryan Gosling with the Drive jacket yet?
>>562529392>check /beg/>no autistic doodles>literally real artdamn. one shotted by a general
>>562529856heterosexually because I'm a woman
>>562529927LONDONISTAN
>>562529839>the retard that looks at divine rapier wr and rush it every game
>>562529956Do you look like Venator?
So, fellow absurdists, what is the meta nowadays? Burst dmg? Buying disable?
>>562529927ywnbaw
every character runs stamina mastery right? I'm feeling anxious watching the POV of my team's graves with 2 stamina at minute 25 and no greens.
>>562530098its a 1234eigner meta while SEEKERGODS let m1gger haze farm till let game without interacting
>>562530118I one trick Rem
>>562520741Neon Prime was much gayer. Lash was dating a nonbiney named Ballista, McGinnis was dating Holliday, et cetera. Valve was banking hard on the Overwatch "Go woke go to the bank" method of sustaining a parasocial audience who might not play the game but will buy all the merch and promote it for you making queer fanart. As we're seeing with the Deadlock bleedover, the method still works somewhat.
>>562530082do you have a mod that makes him fat
>>562530232We dodged a cannonball there
>>562530229If you said Paige I would’ve believed you
>>562528010McG's wall is one of the few abilities that remains useful at any stage of the game without any meaningful scaling components. Despite her voicelines bemoaning the difficulty of use there's very little punishment for beefing a wall if you just keep an eye on where it lands and cancel it quickly if you fuck up. Once you have the T3 you can even claim you were doing it just to drop sentries.
>>562520741Its just parasitic art communities and shit hedging on this being the next big thing, they colonize by saying everything and everyone in the game is gay.
>>562525814depends, if streamers will say that they want mods to stay then they will stay
>Play Bebop>Land a hook>Target rapes meWhat exactly are you supposed to be buying on bebop anyway? You can only bully the squishiest backline characters in the game. Any frontliner or carry either doesnt care about you and runs away or just tears you apart immediately
>>562530232Its because Neon Prime was designed I hate to sound like a schizo but Sweet Baby Inc ACTUALLY had a hand in that shit as well as those Camp Santo devs
guess who
chat is this w or L
>>562530439Tranny hero no way
my last 3 games were decided by random as fuck BROOLS in midlane, regardless of how well each team was performing beforehand
>>562530803Bebop isn't like pudge, you don't have to manfight your hook victim. Ideally you want to slap them with bombs and then use uppercut to return them to sender with a suicide vest.
>>562530924>silver pickedthat's an L for yellow team
>>562530940That’s Celeste thoughbeit
>>562520963because you retards keep giving his bait yous
>>562530940tranny heroes are celeste holiday silver
>>562531147Every tranny I've seen has been on Paige or Silver
Okay anons, is there a way to hide UI or a free cam option in the hideout? I wanna look at few heroes I like.
>>562531147>>562531216
>>562531304citadel_hud_visible false
>>562531450>deadlocksapphiceveryone that uses the word sapphic is a tranny
gut ivy
>>562531470>citadel_hud_visible falsethanks
>>562528010SevenHe's overpowered.
Okay, time to queue up for the first match of the game. Honestly, I hope to see Paracocks even though I have her on prio 0.
>>562531646np i want to breed graves
>>562531052Meme because of her colors, Silver is much more troon appeal with the whole "hot mess" aesthetic and furry status. If she turned into a were possum or raccoon she'd be every tumblr user's spirit animal.
>>562531646nice mod my dear fellow, upvoted!
>>562532000>apollo>doormanYou have a small penis
>>562532131>meta tranny ignores haze>projection
Making mixed race babies with Graves!
>>562532000Based and checked
>>562532406What race is she her skin is fucking grey
>>562531004thats every game?
>>562532464chosen people
>>562530073Does that count the ones that bought or the ones holding it at the end of the match? Rapier drops when you are killed.
>>562532561Christian is not a race
>>562532000ivy is annoying to fight but this is definitely one of the most faggot rosters i've seen
FUCKING BREAK KELVIN'S KNEES
I've Bebop in permaban
>>562532596because roman psyop victims are not the chosen
>>562532794You're just mad because we took your rock pile.
>>562532794Muslims aren't a race either
>>562532606Overtuned is what she is
>Power surge build>More damage in gun and lightning ball
Graves subtly insinuating I should get circumcised whenever we fuck
>>562531646share the source with the class you fucker
What the hell? Graves would not say that! (no idea what it means)
Is Deadlock good for you?
>>562534096>black eyes>chick face
>>562534169*chink frick
>>562534096Ixian girl with short hair, smoky eyes, and freckles
is kelvin's gun supposed to be good? i hate trying to hit people with this thing
>Some kind of deadlock creator shit thing going on>check in to watch on second screen while doing other shit>see pic rellmao overwatch apparently wasnt the big break he needed
it's gamin' time
>>562534096from what i've seen you should be ok as long as you don't queue for the regular mode
>>562530803show the items you bought, you probably fell for the spirit bebop trap when hes actually a melee character
>>562534427>Smirnoff>FF at the endThat's supposed to be a single V, it just sounds like F because it's unvoiced. Interesting naming choice, since apparently, the company was founded in Moscow.
>>562534421>trying to appear that xhe doesn't care about eceleb shit>knows entire career of eceleb
Let me dodge a match if i don't get my hero....
you should be able to break doorman doors with heavy melees like graves' ult but these retards wouldn't stand for it
>getting my top prio heroes all night>lose lose lose regardless of my performance>get geist who is on low prio>go 0/7>winMatch maker is such intentional horseshit
>>562534652>erm ackyually>can't spell Moskva right
>>562534421Isn't Ster like in archon right now?
Who are we rooting for in this eceleb tourney
>>562534919He's either oracle 6 or phantom 1.
>>562534759Graveschizo...
>>562534678>knows entire career of ecelebNot his entire career, I used to watch Ster's tf2 vids. I completely stopped paying attention to Ster the moment he dropped tf2 in favor of overwatch and completely revamping his content.
>>562535006Aren't most of the deadlock streamers refugees from other games like tf2, ow, valorant, etc
graves is op or something
i hate retarded niggers on my team
https://files.catbox.moe/rvbw39.mp4
>>562534945Idk I'm just watching because it's deadlock stuff that has dedicated casting and not some retards facecam in the corner.>>562535109>Sometimes people feed with this character in my games therefore the character is totally fine balance wise.
>>562534945Anyone that's not on eskay's team, why does this disgusting freak keep following me to every game I'm playing
that will be 10 bucks
>>562535559YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
>>5625352560 effort was put into making Seven sound like Seven.
>>562535559no, this will be $20
>spend the past 5 patches buffing Infernus>he goes from good to op>now have to deal with his cancerous ass every gamehe's up there when it comes to the most annoying fuckers in the game, he just runs around like a dipshit and literally melts people while healing for a million hp>just use antiheal or stun himit's valid advice until the asshole gets Dispel and/or Unstoppable, at that point he just becomes unbearable since you can't run from him or out dps the 20 different types of aids he's hitting you with, and he can easily afford to buy those defensive items since his base values are good enough to carry him until mid-late
show me characters you've NEVER played
>>562535829Powerbottom energy
>>562535829billy should have been female
>>562534312I think you mean frink
Hoodwink would actually be a great fit in this game.
>>562532606Mines more Cancer.
>>562525048No, all three are woman due to obvious tells despite being tomboyish.>fat distribution is extremely natural for a woman, skin has a certain paleness that is uncommon in white men. Trans men generally struggle with putting on fat around their thighs, hips, and upper arms>hands are too elfin and fingers aren't thick enough to be men; men generally have knobblier knuckles compared to women>head shape is a dead giveaway, they are squat and closer 1:1 H/W, whereas men generally tend to have longer heads>trans women still think like men and as a result, they tend to commit to bigger arm sleeve tattoos. almost all men don't think about getting an ankle tattoo until they start running out of space on their body, whereas women generally like doing so because they're generally less likely to wear pants than men>also all three girls are: Cristiny-Sam, noksbella, and Akemy
what if unstopabble gets removed
why are there so many drifter players, every lobby I'm in has one
>>562534652Cyrillic adapted to latin script is the most retarded nonsense I've ever read. Makes no sense if you speak Russian and English.
>>562534421Ster has always been a whiny cunt his streams were unwatchable
>>562536264I wonder how long it will take for Valve to drop a crossover character from dotes into the game or if its something they plan to avoid entirely
>>562536738he's the M1 of M1s. abilities do nothing but let you press M1 even more
>>562536781Why would you ever know russian
>>562535795everything below vyper i never touched, i played 1 vyper game in brawl i think
>>562534887Unless you call Finland "Suomi" and you aren't Finnish, be quiet.
>>562534967Guarantee he is a stackfag so if he's Phantom he's still spiritually an Archon player.
>>562536897Nobody thinks about Finland
The no aim faggot to Lash chud pipeline is very real
>>562534991wasn't me nigger, kys
>>562536806>release dota card game: no one cared>release dota chess: no one cared>reskin dota 3: normies care
>>562536856*nervous sweating* я.... я нe знaю...
>>562537196Don't you have a frontline to go to
>>562536856nta but I have choosen it as 2nd foreign language at school and it carries me at multiplayer games, best decision I've ever made
>>562537001I do; I love Finland.>>562537271mmm nyo
>>562537271я came back after 3 days
>>562529839i like silencer a lot. fucks people over if they already used their dispel
I hear russian in my game I euthanize simple as
>even ecelebs own with silverLMAO DLG SILVERTRANNIES ARE WORSE THAN ECELEBS AT THE GAME
>>562532573I'm geussing if it's calculated correctly it's the ones bought.
>>562536806I think a tf2 character could fit
>>562536686THAT'S HAZE IN THE CORNERTHAT'S HAZE IN THE SPOTLIGHT
>>562536686everyone with a channel is F tier
Need a character like Moira
Holliday, please stop beating your wife!
>>562537943>blizzdrone game design: damage or healing on every hero
>left lane goes 2/15 in before midboss even spawnsCool game, I guess.
>team is retarded and can never win 5v6 while I push lanesgg
>someone calls the heroes "champs" on voiceWhat's the proper move here? Throw game?
>>562522326>queuing late nightI stopped doing this ages ago and I've seen nothing but benefits.
>doorman shouldn't have damage cause he has too much utill>ivy>dynamo
>too many shitters on our team>says the 4 10 and 7 lady geist who got killed 5 times trying to backdoor for some reasonsome people are just so fucking stupid
>>562538404ask the riotranny if xhe's playing a champion shooter or an hero shooter
>>562538404carry them.
>>562538563>erm it's a moba
rate my tier list
If you silence victor as he's about to die does he revive anyway?
>>562536806>>562537832I think Medic with specific items as 1-4 would make sense. Stock uber as ult would fit pretty well. >syringe gun as m1>MvM projectile shield as 2>Rescue beam as 3>Stock uber as UltFind a flaw
>>562538723They do lots of things
>>562538723victor is accurate i approve this tier list
I'm climbing ascendant right now and the higher it goes the more sus niggers there are, Niggers instantly parrying from behind, niggers that always seem to know where you are and never get caught out of position, I've seen a recent blatant aimbotter and often some niggers with suspiciously consistent aim.
>>562538404tell them you're a trans ally
>>562538723unnervingly accurate
>>562538723I'd put it in the "assorted coomer slop" tier of my tierlist tierlist
>>562528010I have two types of characters Mid range aoe Close range assassin DL doesn't have the first Apollo is the most fun of the second I also like when smug rich boys can back up their talk
>>562538563It's a nigger shooter game.I only shoot the characters that have dark skin. Everyone else I leave alone.
I just realized dynamo is voiced by the sniper from TF2, I love that he's still working with valve
>>562539234You're also a homosexual so you don't matter.
>>562539250you dropped your crown, king
>>562539234>Mid range aoeliterally geist and paige as well
I LOVE FORCED 50
>>562534967He solo queues or duos with Poke mostly. He was mostly just grandfathered into the rank because he's been playing the game for so long, I doubt he could have climbed up there solo if he started in emissary or something but he's also not terrible enough to drop in rank.
>>562539854le carry picker has arrived
gut dynamogut ivy gut kelvinbuff doorman
>>562539993What's wrong with Kelvin
>>562536856its a rich language and you can quote Pushkin to the baddiesnot many russians in NA but its always fun to hear a little confusion and "zachem?" when you find one and start speaking russian
>>562540070russian sounds ugly as fuck dude
>>562539854>forced 50/50>look inside>62.5/37.5what did he mean by this
>>562540194americans love the sound of russian. yuropeens need not insert themselves into our tsundere relations
>>562531646Venator claps THAT?
>>562538723I feel like Kareem would be a yapper. He's used to giving orders to creatures he rides.>>562540194So does Japanese but that doesn't stop retards from idolizing it
>>562520583Cheat death
Who's your favorite deadlock streamer /dlg/
>>562540353>So does Japanese but that doesn't stop retards from idolizing itt. seething marvel rivals chink
>>562540353Correct we should all speak italian
>>562540528qtpie
>>562540528zergay and lomein
>>562540528vegas
I don't enjoy spending 24/7 in a lane with janitor duty, I want to roam and set up kills, but if I don't sit on top of the Walker then my team will let them die
>>562540528Zergy's stims have fucked me up
You get to smash prime Mina Ha pussy (even if she doesn't love you she'd feel obligated to produce an heir). HOWEVER, once a month assassins are dispatched to your location. Would you take this deal?
>>562540952>clean mah belly
>>562540528sajam
>>562540528Metro, the KING of Deadlock!
>Silver on the team>They lose game 1
>>562540528your mother
>>562540528surefour
>>562541057
>>562520741Eternally online denizens tend to be either trannies/fags or chuds but since TPTB suppress chuds only the former have institutional influence.
>>562541006OPENING
>>562540581Bro I get you're mad but no need for accusing me of being a D*sney shill jesus christ I'm sorry>>562540667Based and pastapilled
>>562540528wander but he's a dadgamer so he doesn't stream that much
when do ranks recalculate? it's not immediate because when I logged in this morning I'd climbed by 3
>>562541057I really wish his ugly ass would take up vtubing
maybe haze's ult shouldn't be the width of an entire lane without greater expansion
>>562541512try walking away
>>562541282NEVER SHOW FEAR, NO MATTER THE ODDS
>>562541567hmm i think i'll kill her instead
Game needs more cute girls like Celeste and Mina n.n
>>562541808it's been a week since I've had a 300k+ soul game, that one patch did a number on game length so i guess yoshi succeeded if that was his intent.
>>562541808ARCHONKING SHOWS SEEKERGODS HOW ITS DONE
>>562542051Ivy is right there broski.
why do foids thirst after Drifter
>>562542145they all have rape fetishes and like serial killers
>>562541808>return fireNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE WEBM DELETE THIS NOW
What are the good yellow items for McGunnis? I'm liking Active Reload a lot, Titanic Magazine line seems a natural fit.
>>562542145hes a hot vampire + rape fantasy with cannibalism
>>562541808Bebop players are so based>never complains even when their character is made useless by one 3200 item>whats that then? a wraith calico meta? sounds shit i'll stick with me bombs>another nerf is that? still playing bebop dont care<hyper beams in front of 5 people doesnt seeth when they get killed goes "my fault"
>>562538723>wraith will never start breathing faster in your earwhy even live
Sometimes I get assists just being in the vicinity of a kill, I didn't even do anything, what's up with that
>>5625398546 wins in a row >all me :)4 losses in a row>WTF YOSHIIIIIIII
>>562542145Bitches love a french accent + I can fix him>>562541808>that slow Godzilla ass beam sweepKino
>>562542220>>562542274why do they get mad when they are raped then
>60%+ winrate on League, still hardstuck forever>40% winrate on Deadlock, slowly but steadily climbingWhat gives? I see people complaining a lot about matchmaking, but besides some smurfs here and there (which every ranked game has), I’ve been having pretty fair matches up until now (climbed from initiate to Ritualist 3 so far).
>>562542459attention + bragging about being wanted. How new are you
>>562542459theres a difference between fantasy and reality
>>562542459Because it wasn't a hot bayou vampire what did it
>>562542145It's just typical rape fantasy shit
>>562542459Retard
>>562542275Its interesting to me that Bebop is the closest Pudge analogue but attracts a totally different playerbase, they tend to be the most chill. When my casual bro was playing he would just spam the robot nonstop and have fun even if we chained losses.
If Apollo was a bit older he'd be one of the top waifus
>You need to make a stand and STOP THEMI'm fucking trying
>Enemy lane is a Paige/Apollo duoWhat do you do in that situation?
My suggestion: if the game goes over 30 minutes and the enemy has a haze, you can leave safely
>>562542459Same reason you post about wanting to be raped by a "futa" but if you actually got buttfucked by a tranny you'd be mad.
>>562542793The same thing you do in any annoying lane buy Extra Regen and farm until your guardian gets destroyed
>>562542493losing isn't fun nigger, what's so hard to understand?
love playing Mina but can only do 1 or 2 games with her before the gender dysphoria starts kicking my ass
>apollo uses his overpowered bullshit parry move>no one attacks him>no one deals spell damage to him>he flies off 1000 miles anywayDelete this nigger hero
>>562542790er
>>562542793play under tower until you inevitably lose lane while trying not to die too much and then rape apollo when you get spirit resistance and slowing hex
>>562542793Is this the egirl + eboy combo
>>562542790DEFEND THE STRONGHOLD
>>562542251toxic bullets EE mercurial magnum You can build fire rate yellows
>>562542220>>562542274>>562542459Why do we assume Drifter is a rapist? Vampires view humans as food. You wouldn't rape a pig or a cow.
Uh you've got something on ya mate
>>562542997>You wouldn't rape a pig or a cow.Well...
>>562543039i like facing bebop in ritualist because late game they can't hook jack shit and its basically a 5v6
>>562542251you got the template anon?
>>562542830bro your haze?
>>562542997There'd at least be a subset of vampires that would
>>562542997why wouldn't he be one
>>562542948It seems like it, I constantly see this combo, and often they're the ones starting pauselock because they forgot to turn on lane party preference
>>562539849Not what im looking for, I mean like demoman, junkrat, torch in MR,Tl;dr I can't into hitscan
update after yesterday: i can't stop winning
>apollo paige lane>anime pfps>cutesy name on paige>they hover around each other all game>apollo proceeds to rape your team with infinite shields, dispels and peel from paigewhere do I find myself a Paige for this
>>562543183>500 damage per minute silvertranny
stinkiest farts Paigedoesnt fart victornicest smelling farts rem
>>562543414hi...
>>562543403so, literally celeste
>>562543387Raping the Apollo doesn't even matter after getting gaped in lane by him because he has the cuck squad after him making sure he's alive
>>562543183That's our Silver, always getting carried
does rejuv still buff up the creeps as well? what else does it do besides res?
>>562543183>merc magnum hazebought/boosted acc
>>562543847No way people are actually paying for accounts in a alpha when at any moment rank resets could happen or ranks deleted outright
Shiv needs a rework
>>562542997Anon you are posting in a thread with SIlverfags, there are "people" here who regularly have sex with animals.
>>562544109nah
>>562543183>this is what a silver main that insists that silver isn't bad looks like
>Drifter is strictly a stalker murder cannibal! He would never do something evil like rape!What causes this cognitive dissonance.
>>562544294would be better without the hat desu
>>562542971Magnum on turrets I imagine?>>562543171Here you go bro!
i hope to the sun and sky and every god that exists that they never add draft to this game
>>562544258Silver mains are the ones claiming she's bad, however. Because that's their lived experience and they can't understand why good players consider her one of the best in the game.
>>562544436They are adding eternus draft (it's like immortal draft from dota but even more retarded)
>>562542793flirt with the Paige in all chat and say you'll tickle her prostate if she throws
>>562544256Average gun rem I get in my games
>>562544549No? The silvertrannies are the ones insisting Silver isn't trash.
>>562544557im fine with that as long as its only for highest mmr games because ill never get there anyway
>>562543414>where do I find myself a Paige for thisThere's plenty of cute and valid af transgirls in the official Deadlock discord...
>>562544983why is you crackers like this bro. just be normal
all the paiges in my games are just fags who nerd rage in vc
>>562542145
>yet another game where I'm the only retard buying knockdown>if I use it on Seven, Haze and M&K just do whatever they wantAt this point, I'm starting to believe I'd be better off just buying more and more damage
>>562545119i would immediately unpause because he gets to talk to a woman something i will never have
>>562545162I have the exact opposite happen where three monkeys buy knockdown just for me (lashing it up) and proceed to chain stun ass rape me over and over and over
his keyboard only had the W key on it, and by god was he going to press the shit out of it
>>562544983>VIVI!Straightest Final Fantasy fan
>>562545162enemy has haze just afk unless you can end under 20 minutes
>>562542997humans mechanically rape cows and pigs all the time
>10 heroes selected>still takes >8m to find a gamehmmm
do reports actually do anything? i've had two actual genuine intentional feeders this week, like 20 deaths in 10 minutes type shit
>>562545595I mean they at least look at reports because you can get report banned if you make tons of fake reports
>dota>90 fps on steam deck docked 1080p 144hz>deadlock>sub 40 fps IN HIDEOUTvalve, fix your game. a valve game should be optimized for valve hardware
>>562545595only reports that work are chat abuse reports where they will get mutedafaik i've never heard of anyone getting banned from the game for playing bad which makes sense
>>562545526only 91k players split among brool mode and a bunch of ranks.
>>562545734Pretty sure that's automated.
>>562545595extremely blatant not even trying to hide it aimbot cheater still not banned, so prolly not
>>562545595Hey man, just because i die a lot, doesn't mean it's intentional.>lose close fight>i'll get him next time>lose close fightand repeat
>>562545595welcome and enjoy your valve game
>>562545750Right? Do you get occasional massive multi-second stutters in-match too or is that just my busted unrevised launch deck?
What's Silver's role supposed to be in the macro?
>>562545750I'm pretty convinced this games got memory leak issues, once a game goes past 30 mins, it just becomes a stuttering borderline unplayable mess
>>562544384thanks anon :)
remove the +30m range on lvl 2 hook, and buff the shit out of uppercut so he becomes a close-mid range brawler instead of a long range pickoff character
>>562546084community punching bag
>>562546084teamfighter
>>562546084a vehicle to sell skins to horny trannies
>>562546084the raped
>>562546084you transform and find out you'll never be AWOOOOOOOman
>>562546084Rape the enemy carries 1v1 to deny them farm for the first 25 minutes and hope the rest of your team can snowball into an early win before her scaling drops off a cliff
>doorman smurf in piss elo farming noobs like me>teabags after every killHow insecure you gotta be?
>>562545907this is a huge trap people fall into "I couldve won that fight, ill get him next time!" only to barely lose again and again, eventually giving the other guy a lead and then getting raped on sight
You can win a game and have 0 in any stat EXCEPT object damage, worht thinking about
>>562541628MID BAWS
>>562546041I just got this deck in December, and it does that too.
>>562546447>crying about emotes>insecure stick to some safe space farming sims, Alexandria
>>562546447lol stay mad shitter
ok silver is definitely broken, in street brawl she's pretty balanced since her ult is so short over there but you basically are in it for 30 seconds in normal games and it's basically just as easy to trigger
I'm looking forward to Sheev's visual overhaul.
>>562546591>>562546613yeah but why do you get so mad you gotta start teabagging in piss elo when fighting noobs? Literally makes no sense. I've typed 0 stuff in the chat. Why make a 3rd account for deadcock just to boost your trans gf. Valvetroons are not beating the allegations of grooming
Delete parries from the game.
>>562546857abrams/billy/apollo/viscous...
>>562546851>kills you>teabags you>you seethe about it on dlg>somehow he's the one who is madcopey cope cope
how long will it take meleetards to figure out the light melee feature?
>>562546084team mom
>>562546934Is it you senya (third account)? Tell your fag bf to double his hrt dose!I'm just wondering what causes a nigger to act like that in a match, simple as.
>>562546964doesnt matter everyone uses auto parry anyways
>>562546084roams and kills people who are on the map alonefalls off a cliff after 20 minutesshe plays almost identically to drifter but without any scaling or utility to fall back on
>>562546447How do you smurf on doorman? He's a utility/support
>>562546964If I had to get heavy melee'd by my dad growing up then you do too
>>562547051yeah its me. im in your walls too>I'm just wondering what causes a nigger to act like that in a match, simple as.look at how its making you piss and shit and cry. theres your answer
>>562547117continue mouthbreathing and going for melees then
how come without fail every mcginnis player is just braindead now? what happened to all the macro obsessed split pushers? now it's literally nothing but faggots sitting in jungle farming their nerfed spirit build.
>>562547381they ranked up and you ranked down
>>562526420>haze buys unstoppableat best with superior duration it lasts 7s and then you have to ask yourself is she really building that
>>562547493that doesn't really work out considering I'm eternus though.
>>562547648>No pit hair>No treasure trailFake and ruined
>>562547704W larp
>>562547794Fuck off faggot
>>562545750I sincerely mean it when I want you to kill yourself for even considering playing a moba on a handheld, nevermind one with so much mobility.>>562545418>spirit lifesteal on venatordoes he realise venator doesn't do spirit damage at all...
>>562542997nigger vampires are essentially human and plenty of deranged humans would fuck a cow. Is satisfying ones sexual need really that far fetched for a psychotic murder hobo?
Are there any mods that make Mina white?
>>562547847Get your T levels checked, soiboy
>>562547927no
>>562546964I will keep heavy meleeing until I find the person who doesn't know how to parry
>>562547950Says the one with reddit tranny tastes
I lost the link of the rem nude mod, does someone have it
>>562547797genuinely funny to me that you think that's unattainable in this thread. reminds me how low some of you are.
>>562547927she's wasian which is superior
>>562547968>blasian minanice...
>>562547381because only rat autists played her, with spirit being OP they got boosted and it's still viable so there's more of them that decided to keep playing.
your next event
>>562548225and we cry about pisslow mcg macro in those fantasies
>>562547263yeye it's you faggot I knowLiterally hang yourself for acting like a nigger
>>562547968What the fuck, I actually kinda like this
>>562548358holy kino. who leaked
>>562548458*teabags ur post*see >>562546613
>>562548482>>562548252>people only like black characters when there is 0 black features
>>562548358That bitch is bending it like beckham
>>562548557TRANNY CHASER
>>562548358finally something good to do while in queue
>>562547968ma ni GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
truth is you need at least MASTER rank in SF6, God of Destruction in T8, Zen-Oh in DBFZ, Vanquisher in GGS, and some say Grand Marshal from WoW classic to even be ahead of the curve to master Melee and the Parry
>>562548358Looks fun as fuck but it would make no sense since we don't really play Footy in Yankistan.>>562548619Wraith's hot what are you talking about, also black woman's lips are their greatest asset besides their pussy and skin
they need to remove the "avoid hero" option or admit it's placebo
>>562548753works on my machine most of the time
>>562548709>Grand Marshal from WoW classicok unc
>>562545050wait until he sees how many browns are trans lmao
doorman players are the type of nigga who thinks they're a god after successfully hitting an enemy hero with 3
>>562548619Your Wraith?
>>562548845Any 12 year old can get it these years
>>562547968Unironicly too black, Asian genetics are super dominate.
>>562548718>we don't really play Footy in Yankistan.Latinos do, I see futbol fields being built literally everywhere recently
>>562548753ranks are placebo as well
>>562548389are you pretending like a bunch of mcginnis players weren't just boosted with ult build for weeks?
>rip someone off a ziplinethe bopper is kinda fun, mate
>>562548979They did something to this, before it use to give worse games now it actually gives people trying to win.
Yoshi please stop sending me your strongest warriors, I want to play at least one game without having a retard dying 12 times while blaming everyone else
"hero" is too generic. they should be called summoners. or invokers. or wishers.
>>562548718that isn't footy, it looks closer to soccer or rugby
>>562549129Ritualists, then just change the name of ritualist rank so people don't get confused.
We have>Smug bratty vampire>Thicc Librarian (who canonically lusts after several men)>Goth high schooler>Rich lady with eternal youthYet somehow /dlg/ lusts the most over>Furry girlfailureMake it make sense.
>>562549004not at eternus, no. You probably experienced it at archon
silver has the most satisfying gun in the game for me, the sound design of it is so good and i love the reloads
>>562548973>recentlytalking about 1949, baseball was fucking huge especially in Nehw Yaawk but that would require more effort to implement.>>562549280Just because the Silver autists are the most anoying doesn't mean shes the most popular; even here.
>>562549129>>562549254Hero is fine
>>562549091I managed to hook a yamato yesterday while she was flying grappling towards someone. Unfortunately, it turns out that she'll end up at the person she targeted regardless of what you do, since hook doesn't interrupt.
>>562549104and then everyone clapped and upvoted
>>562549280Paige isn't thicc, she's just busty.
>>562549280>>562549524The correct term is; Stacked Librarian proto-fujo
>>562549365>le 40% move/dash speed slow turbo rape artillery ult bombarding you from a roof top wasn't strong in eternus becaaaause....
>played deadlock all day>only won one standard game
>>562549524She's literally a BBW
>>562549524WRONG!
>>562549661rank/region? I'd duo.
>>562549612because dispel magic is a great item with 24% usage at eternus and 10% at pisslow. way to out yourself LMAO
>>562544356Why care about rape when you don't feel sexual pleasure? He's not too moral to rape, he just doesn't care because he has an undead dingdong
Abrams turned the furry into a rug
>>562549727>>562549914Breeding sow for her brother's inbred spawn.
>>562549280>>Smug bratty vampireToo evil>>Thicc Librarian (who canonically lusts after several men)I've seen what those bitches read, I know better>>Goth high schoolerShit fetish>>Rich lady with eternal youthToo evil>>Furry girlfailureJuuuuust right
>>562549854retard kun dispel magic doesn't do ANYTHING because she instantly reapplies the slow the second another rocket hits you. you're embarrassing to talk to. bye.
Is there a way to play Holliday "good?" I have no problems with her during lane but after lane phase is done it feels like I play like shit with her.
>>562548358Games can't just keep ripping off Rocket League...
>>562545750Why would you want to play either of these games on a deck?
>>562549997No, you just turn into an ultbot once everybody has spirit resist
>>562549993i accept your concession. i also made this cheat sheet for pisslows like you
>>562549280I lust after the gargoyle, actually.
>>562545750
>>562549280Men who went through periods of hunger and malnutrition are more attracted towards fat women. My guess is that men on 4chan tend to be physically scrawny and frail and are attracted towards athletic and taller women rather more feminine women. It also helps she's a failure and alcoholic as majority of 4channers have low esteem and do not believe they could get a better woman either.
The amount of smurfs in this game is just insane literally 25% of accounts or more at my rank
>>562549280Always the tomboy memers
>>562549997I'm in pisslow on her but I usually just lean into a headshot hybrid build and try to be as anoying as possible.
>enemy team stacks carries>our team has more of a "balanced" composition>surely we will win>lose because carries in deadlock are still super strong even when they don't get fed and can be built to provide support if they fall behindwhy do a certain subgroup of characters get to be good at everything at all times while everyone else has things they are strong at and things they are weak at?
>>562549129You want the title Hero replaced with Wisher?Are you trying to be funny?
>pick mohammed & kareem>broooooool whole game with 5 teammates while inferno farms>win
>>562550179What rank low Oracle or Alch?
>>562550352backtoreddit
>>562550424Look, he's starting to learn the gameBless his heart
I bet eskay is really cute irl :3
>>562550491wheres her caged clitty?
>>562550514Stop trying to fit in, retarded tourist
>>562550491MODS MY VIRGIN EYES. BISMILLAH IL RAHMAN IL RAHIM
>>562550491whoa buddy you can't post that here
Deadlock needs to add an explicitly and canonically Jewish hero, I'm talkin circumcised, I'm talkin Torah reading, I'm talking YHWH believing, I'm talking Sabbath obeying JEW
>>562550491Based, I'm sorry you'll be reported by all the resident homosexuals.>died before timer expiredhttps://files.catbox.moe/u7sn0o.jpg
>>562550610newfag projector machine
It's really funny how ragdolls lose ALL weight to them the very frame they die
>Still no good lewd paige modand no, bottom heavy paige isn't good.
>>562550680>heroes trying to kill Abraham to steal his Talmud but he knows the goyim can't handle what's contained within so valiantly defends itbased
>>562550834rem squeaking death from a kicking hero
another case of enemy haze getting fed and retarded teammates not respecting it leading into a slow spiral of defeat
>>562549997There's a reason why Holliday has the lowest WR/Lowest pick rate in the game
I just punched myself in the face multiple times a row, with three series of attacks, full force. Rage keeps overwhelming me. I hate playing with other team mates. I wanna kill them all IRL. Always doing the opposite as to what I want them to do. Totalism is the only way to govern people - this game tough me this. Hitler was right. People are nothing more than cattle.I can feel my face swelling.
>want to play vinny>don't want to lose my mmr (meme matchmaking rating)le sigh>broolnot the same
>>562550680oh yes, lets add a jewish hero to a game that has haze and seven players; genius.
>>562548358We want the Mexican audience
>>562550691Oh shit, Sorapoi is back at it? Based.
>>562550485Mid oracle (I am also smurfing)
>>562549280>/dlg/ lusts after the superior choiceI don't see the issue
>>562551149Valve needs to get their goypoints back up somehow after getting CS2 branded as the most antisemitic game
>>562549727MEAT
>>562551191>>562548718>Nigger Ball Association enthusiasts when they can't suck nigger dick for once
>>562549754EU ascendant
>>562548358>Deadlock is going to add Lucioball as a game mode Fucking BASED
>>562551419eh I'm too low mmr for that shame.
>>562550680>Golem (obvious)>big guy named Samson with magic hair>little kid named David with a slingshot who deals %health damage and is designed as a tankbuster
>>562551359>>Nigger BallYes, soccer is what we're talking about.
>>562551337wait where's my spic protection league. SAVE ME WHITE GUY
>>562549280It's the era of performative submissiveness in menLusting after young, attractive, feminine women is creepy and predatory, so they vie for dominant, physically masculine women to appear less threatening>I want a woman to step on my balls and call me baby boy, im the good kind of horny see?
They need to add REAL footy where you melee the ball to grab it, melee people to make them drop it, and heavy melee it while you're holding it to kick it across the field
>>562551615>lost 20 yr war to rice farmers hiding in jungles>lost 20yr war to sand niggers in cloth armor and wooden AK>can't achieve anything in sports and esports without niggers
>>562551337I dont think they really care
>>562551987kek what shithole are you from that causes all this seethe?
>>562551849>trying to paint a soiboi caricature of people with superior taste to youHoney this isn't gonna work out well for you
>>562546964no i need to spend the entire match spamming heavy melee in human silver form only to spam m1 in her wolf form (people will still think to parry for some reason)
>>562551484>>big guy named Samson with magic hairOk but we unironically need a Conan/He-Man/Samson shirtless Barbarian with long hair as a hero, pulp comics are literally from the Deadlock time period he can be a comic book hero come to life
>>562548358>we want that third world playerbase
sorry your rem is afk, he's busy
how the fuck do i get into this game if i never played a moba before
>>562552096definitely somewhere that doesn't worship niggers LMAOOO
>>562552209This is how I perceive all people whinging about matchmaking"my teammates are too shit for me, i'm important, give me better teams i deserve it"This is what they always really mean, no matter how they try and dress it up
>>562552209>>562552342Your cherry on top>they all play just as shit as him
>>562551359>nigger ballsounds about right
I've been doorman doormaxxxing. It's literally the only fun I can have in this game. Win or lose, kidnapping someone always puts a smile on my face. I even made a macro that bypasses all the button presses so my cart/vortex combo is faster and more consistent.
>>562551484>>562552130jericho but its just the guy from wwf
this is what i imagine graves players are like
>>562552272Play it likes its OW or Rivals and let other people worry about the moba aspects, until you start to actually like the game at least
>>562552417Yep that's always the kicker, they're shit tooThey're just latching onto a socially acceptable way to say "give me more wins, i'm too important for my winrate"EVERY single matchmaking whiner is this, no exceptions
>>562551849trvke
I only play Graves and will always only play Graves.
>>562552448you won't dare to show the nfl and nba because you're a nigger dick rider LOL
>>562552209crazy that a Rem player thinks he has any right to complain about teammates
>>562552130I can see him being kind of like Anti-Mage in Dota, since iirc a common trait of those hyper masculine sword and sorcery heroes is that they're usually fighting evil sorcerers and distrust magic as a result
>>562552417Ok but how come Rem and Lash both have assists if the only person on the team with kills is Mirage?
DUDE REFRESHER SINGULARITY LMAO
>>562552791He's going to be the brawler version of apollo where he swings his sword around in a circle instead of diving. Area denial man
>>562552887NOOOOOOOW
>>562552674>EUmutt>can't stop thinking about dicksKEKAROOODon’t you have state-mandated muslim prayers to attend?
>>562552868The funniest possible answer is the Guardian got the most damage and secured the kill, only giving them both an assist
>>562552578yesterday i tried a game as yamato with a group of friends but i could farm efficiently and ended up feeding the enemies and losing the gamealso it seems to me that all characters kits are pretty complicated to learn
>>562552868They were "in the area"
>>562553018new yamato players will always feed, think of it as limit testing with her. also feel like yama either does nothing or rapes so maybe shes not a great pick for a new player
>>562552575I love echo sharding skulls, that's the cashnado moment for me
>>562552887dude save your whole team vs every ability in the game on 6s CD
>>562553018This game is plagued with smurfs. It even gets worse if you play with friends and their ranks are all over the place. Valve should make their own kernel level anti-cheat and put it in this game.
>>562552461>I've been doorman doormaxxxing. It's literally the only fun I can have in this gamebased>I even made a macro that bypassesholy cringe cheater
>>562552958OHHHH TRIGGERED THE NIGGER LOVER. the black gods you worship loved islam too KEK
>>562552461>>562553217Any streamer or youtuber that's a really good doorman I can watch?
Post cute heroes
>>562553352you first
>>562553217No anti-cheat = cheat is fine.simple as.
>>562550691>pubessomeone commission Victor for a bald mod
>several enemies standing on top of each other>melee>one of them parries>stops the melee from hitting the other enemies for some reasonYet another example of why parries are broken and should be removed
>>562553406I did
>>562553320There are exactly ZERO doorman OTPs that I know of.I think there's one autistic doorman OTP i've seen mentioned at some point that does nothing but doormaxx abduction at eternus but i dont remember his name
>>562553673That's the first time I've ever seen an ally luggage cart
>>562553673how do you get your graphics this low
>>562553841step 1: be brown
>>562553512No. I love protecting my 10 hp lane partner from a double punch by the greedy enemies with a cheeky parry
>>562553841https://gamebanana.com/mods/656341
>>562553947you would know from experience poopskin
it's up
>>562549280>why do closeted gays lust after the tomboyhmmm, a mystery
Can't wait for Valve to add cosmetics into the game
Wow, do they really allow the students to talk like this at Blackmore Academy?
>>562549280i lust after the bat and the horse, i am just secure enough in it to not post about it 24/7 and begin schizo wars. the cowgirl's also cute.
>>562554416your barbie dolls, xis?
I hate this nigger gameI'm always alone ALWAYSNuke their turrets, push like a godGet ganked by the whole teamMy team jerking off together on the other side of the map.We need to bring my National Socialism and tell faggots what to do.
>>562554537The youth love speaking ebonics, it's synonymous with cool
>>562550138This shit is wrong, Silver's kick is not immobilize, it's displacement. It works on Vindicta's flying.
>>562554537He's been spending too much time around Infernus
>>562554862I was always curious what goes through the head of the retard that just lingers around the enemy base for no reason after the walker/shrines die.Thanks now I know.
>you should update your graphics driver for an improved experience :))))>game runs worseCool
New game idea:Deadlock but I have sex with every single hot female in the cast Thoughts?
>>562552575This is sad
>>562554904blind retard
>>562554906Quote ONE Infernus line
>>562554537Single question marks deserved to be raped irl and probably worsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHPIQ53rJYA&t=156s
>>562555198die niggas die
>>562555198https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=inferno_use_power2_08.mp3
>>562555198You see that shitHEHEHEHEHEH........
>>562555198Took em out!
>>562555198>you see that shit nigga?
>>562555198"ayo white boy gimme dat cash"
>>562555090so do the unattractive females have to sit in the cuck chair and watch
My top 2 most played are Drifter and Mina, seems I became vampirepilled at some point
>>562555198you see dat shit? hehehhehe
>>562555198>>562555319We make a good team.
>>562555198sheeeeeeeeeeeit
>>562555198on my momma nigga x10
>>562555302>>562555306>>562555329>>562555437First time I heard that I couldn't stop smiling, glad Valve's no longer afraid of curse words
>>562555198It burns when I piss!
>>562555617Wish they hadn't got rid of the f bombs thoughHolliday's "shut the fuck up" was perfect
You guys are nothing more than disgusting niggers. I hope you see all dead one day. Fuck you.
>>562555958not my problem
>>562555056every fucking time
>>562552417How did Rem get two assists when blue team only has one kill?
>>562555791agreed. Leave feedback
So the ayy lmao camps are def a neon prime holdover, what do you guys think the actual camps will be?
>>562555958ESL melty
>>562553168I like it too but one ricoshit and it's pretty much over for skulls.
>>562556029Already did to be quite desu, I just doubt it's coming backI always try and leave feedback on things I like and don't like
>>562555958thanks for wishing me superpowers
>>562556041the same ayy lmaos but in mafia suits and hats with tommy guns
>>562556140>>562556140>>562556140>>562556140
>>562556028Only thing I can think of is that Mina or Billy died to a trooper or jungle camp shortly after taking damage from Rem
>>562551987Calm down thirdiebrown, it's okay that your micronation will never be relevant to geopolitics and you have to cope with loving niggerball.
>>562555198>My name is Infernus. I am a transbian and my pronouns are she/her.
>>562555198>BURN!
>>562556041they honestly fit fine.
>>562519741I think melee should be removed from the game
>>562553673joechuck
>>562550138retard lol
>>562548358Map name? I want to try it out.changelevel [] in the hideout is fun with the boys.
>>562553570silver is simultaneously too pretty to fit her own lore AND too nothingburger common-looking to be actually attractivefucking 0/10 character, both in looks, voice acting AND gameplay
>>562555198>heheheh you see dat shit?
>>562553512nah it works fine you should be punished for heavy melees
