Easter Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked:>>562519741
where is the patch yoshi
She's in.
Silver.
>>562556204Kill yourself, furnigger tourist.
how do i get good at kelvin
SHE'S 17 YEARS OLD FOR THE NEXT 3 MINUTES YOU SICK FUCK
Prepare.... FOR BALL LOCK!
>>562556325Where's Gold?
think twice before you insult your support who has fed 5 kills in the last 3 minutes, chud.
>>562556479the heckin pupperino is trans!?
Sex with Venator
>>562556475>Lemme just do my makeup real quick before I have a mental breakdown for thousands of people to watch on TikTok Why are women like this?
>>562556450Silver IS gold. Pure gold.
>>562556432Coulda just called it Blue Lock
Can you play with a controller?
Why do people "?"
>>562556654i think its a trans thing
>>562556654I think that one might have been actual bafflement, like "how the fuck did you kill me"
>>562556572u just know she got 100k likes and 1k+ comments
>>562556654>gets close to a geist with ulthe's questioning his own retardation
>>562556654hes wondering why towers are actually useless in this game
i think every hero that doesn't already have an ult fire on their gun should get onehow often are you using that shitty zoom anyway
>>562556654God Geist feels so weak. How do I build her
>>562556191he's in hawaii bro
>>562556654Usually one question mark is talking shit "dumbfuck thought he could actually kill me", but that instance seemed like genuine confusion
>>562557034>how often are you using that shitty zoom anywayConstantly because I have dogshit aim
i like when calico pings lash and she goes "ugh.... lash." instead of "i see lash"
apollo is fucking unbearable to play against>60% bullet resist in lunge (so all the time)>built in counterspell that also stuns you (so spirit doesn't work either)
>>562557132abrams is a buckbreaker??
>>562557034No thanks, we have enough retards trying to force gun builds on characters not made for it
>>562557073he was viewing the forums 25 minutes ago
>>562557273>what is a laptop
>>562557034yeeesss more funny fireratemaxxing splitshot express shot interactions
>>562557273He was in last thread and got tricked there was an upsate
>>562556654how is this fair?
Despegar!
lower the egg channeling time I'm in shitlow I have souls to dump!!!!!
>>562557041try the Osses build
>>562556572she's not a real person bro
>>562557521I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITOUT A FIGHT :)
>all venator builds are meleeI don't want melee, I'm too retarded to melee
>>562557550scary..... scary
>>562556654Why don't I find Geist attractive at all?I get that she's a good-looking woman, but there's just nothing. I'm way more into Mina, Paige, Silver etc.
>>562557668the gun daddy one isnt
>>562557707you're a pedo
>>562557383he can update the game with his laptop
>>562557707Low testosterone
>>562557707you need to be over 18 to post here
>>562557707geist was designed for troons by troons
>>562557668Just use it to farm
>>562557668parzelion's isn't
>>562556654that's not shittalking, that's awe of your chad auraprobably looked like the walker stomp was going to kill you on his screenalso>#1 Mina's Feet Sweat Drinkerbased but Vindicta's blueberry feet are better
>>562557745yes>>562557806I have confirmed 900 ng/dL level >>562557818I am >>562557845interdasting
>>562557550from a /dlg/ anon>Use this to make m just instantly consume an egg:alias +instant_hatch_egg "buyitem upgrade_goose_egg;+in_item1";alias -instant_hatch_egg "-in_item1;sellitem upgrade_goose_egg";bind m +instant_hatch_eggobviously you need autoexec if you don't want to redo it every time you launch the game
>>562558105>over 18 and makes posts like thatgrim
>>562557876They removed her soles, fuck that noise man
>>562558207uncslop ahh replyschoolmarming me because you got nonexistent children kek
>>562557668just play gun warden if you don't want melee
Who the fuck even plays Migu, trying to get a good build for my friend but theres nothing from the usual suspects when I type their name in.
>seven feeds>call him a retard for being bad>he starts sperging out and telling me to 1v1 him in valorantdo m1sissies really
>>562558346LMAOOOO so true twinnn W
>>562558327modders will fix it, if they haven't alreadysomeone will release a barefoot megapack to remove everyone's shoes, it's only a matter of time
>Like McGinnis' kit cause it's basically Engie>Don't want to play as a you can do it poster
>>562558356I already do
>>562558543it's a kino poster, shame it got appropriated by feminazis but it is what it is.
>>562558443saiah
>>562558543don't be a baby
>>562558539>EveryoneNo thanks, the guys can keep their shoes and boots on
>>562558798ty
>Day off>Nothing but losses>Finally decide to leave a game after both side lanes go 0-5I am free.
>I play graves in lane>my healthbar gets melted in no time>fight graves in lane> she has infinite health and her gun and skulls deal 2x damage than when I do it
>spectating a friend's game>>>>>Low ranks are fucking wild sometimes.
>miserable wagey>free
>>562558895if you are so addicted to tilt queueing you need leaver penalties to stop you from playing, just uninstall at that point
TEAR THE AMBER HAND ASUNDER!!!!1
>>562558970MACROGODS ARE NOT CONCERNED WITH URNIGGERS capture the flag babby mode
>>562559064I just wanted one win is all. Just one and I would've been on my way. It's insane just how bad weekend games are compared to weekday games.
>warden mod author STILL trying to guilt trip peopleholy fuck I hope this autist didn't make a single dollar off of it
>>562557132ts so tuff>>562557550doesn't selling egg auto claim the souls?
>>562559274let me tell you something about how much money modders make off patreon...
how do you play melee heroes without just getting parried all the time?
>>562559395honestly if they went the patreon route in the first place it probably wouldn't have blown up in their faces to begin with
>>562559541Buy debuff resist or unstoppablePlay heroes that have a stun
>>562559541>meleetard doesn't have the anti-autoparry mod installed
>>562558543lol snowflake>>562559541be shitlow nobody parries there
>>562559541use light melees and fake heavy melees to psych people out. its all mindgames
>>562559541all of the actually good melee chars minus abrams just get around parry by having skills that deal melee damage
>>562559541Bait the parry. Intimidate them by just closing in on them, intentionally whiff a melee to trick them, etcThe key is to just be unpredictable until you get the opportunity to go crazy
>>562529905the ones who post are the confident ones, anon. everyone was in your shoes at some point just get a pen and start drawin
>>562558970I'm in alchemist and I get to run the urn completely for free most times, it's only a handful of games where the entire enemy team is waiting to jump me at the drop off point.
>>562557707Fucked up looking model and a weird haircut
>Retarded Graves teammate feeds the enemy Drifter and proceeds to wonder how we lost
>>562558543Exposing what faggots her players are too
>>562559541No such thing as a melee hero
>pick silver>winDeadtards?
>>562559541Melee is the weakest playstyle in the game
>>562559541>stun shield>debuff resist
Paige is definitely a Yaoi reader.
>finally get a kelvin on my team>gun kelvinthank you forced 50
>>562560725Not if you're lagging, than it's fucking insanely strong because of how forgiving the netcode is.
>>562560780and that's why she's worst girl
>>562560780>fujo self-insert hero enjoys yaoimore at 11
>>562560902The Wight Man marches on.
>>562560647Your Billy shir?
Silver is a better melee character than the actual melee characters
>>562561260imo Lifestrike is mandatory on her
>>562560780Bros, I think the Patrons don't have our best interests in mind
>>562561613#wow #whoa
Anyone wanna kill themselve? If you do, please record it! I'd love to be able to see you niggers die. DIE DIE DIE
>>562561827>me when they released another shield heal pokeslop hero in rivals/ow
KNAHF OUTBLEEEEDSTICKIN' EMDAH, DAMN YEWAH TRIED TA BE NICE>*leaps out with ult*>*gets kill anyway from knife bleed*THE BAXTUH SOCIETY HAS YAW NUMBUH
>>562561827least edgy Warden player
>>562560725But isn't the most op hero in the game (Silver) Melee?
>>562561827Settle down, alright?
>>562561827You really should uninstall. Clearly this game isn't for you.
>>562562041You clearly should chop off your balls. Clearly they aren't for youL:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!HAHAHDHAHAHDFH
>>562562138learn to recognize the signs of a stroke bros
*AHEM*transgender.that is all.
*BING* *BING* *BING*
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERS
>>562562032bro...she's f tier...
>>562561827bro thinks he Reaper from Overwatch
>>562561827>>562562138>>562562294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu4kzkb0cT0
>>562562354
i feel like i've done this a few times, but i want to make sure it wasn't something else. can you dispel magic celeste's ult?
>>562559541reactive barrier early game unstoppable late game
>>562562548you can dispel the curse of being aliveyou should do it faggot
>>562562548Dispel magic doesn't work on ults at all
>>562562382No we all agreed she's S+ rememberMy streamer said so
>>562562639alright, thank you. must've just run out then
>>562562548might as well dispel the black hole while you're at it
Celeste is trans coded
>>562562421that's my girl
I'm trans btw
>>562562548just get the ult on you and hide in a closet for a bit
I'm eternus 6 top 500 Celeste and I'm also trans, if it matters
>>562561827You've got an evil spirit posessing you
if you play paige in street brawl you need to be publicly humiliated and executed like a harlot accused of cheating
comeback urns before 15, 20 minutes is such a libtard woke mechaniclike yeah the entire laning phase deserves to be invalidated, cause like what the fuck are you supposed to do you're not strong enough to stop it with a 5k soul diff
>>562562006good post
>>562563530SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGERi GOTTA GO AFK AGAIN BC COCKSUCKERS IN MY LANES DESERVE NOT4HJYGO9IJNGR GIKO0L=TFEO2]MPK CR MORE THAN DEEATH FUCK YOYU8
UH OH MELTIE LOOK AT ME HAVING A MELTIE IM SO HAVING A MELTIE RIGHT NOWZOMG THIS MELTIE IS SO BAD
>>562563629I'm trans and Paige makes me feel euphoric af :3
DOGSHIT FUCK GAMENIGGERS ALWAYS ESCAPE ME WITH 1 HP ALWAYSFUCKING PARKOUR MONKEYSKILL YOURSELF DEVSLANERS ARE BRAINDEAD CHIMPSBORRING ASS GAMEFUCK YOU FOR READING THIS NIGGER
>>562563629vindicta*
>>562557707you don't have an adult women fetish
I can only play support characters
>>562564063So are you a woman or a "woman"?
>>562557707catfags continue to post coal
>>562564376yep he's mad
puffy silver cookie............
>>562564376>>562563979
>Haze>Infernus>MirageThis game isn't fun
>>562564609something in common between these... i cant quite put my finger on it
>>562564679I wonder what it could be...
>>562564814put your smelly cock in it faggotyou deserve deathdeath is comingaccept ithelp ittake your own lifedo it nowNOW NOW JEDRIK JWMP
>>562564553They hated him because he told the truth
Will learning gun items and gun-friendly heroes improve me a bunch? Who would you recommend?
>>562564970but he(you) didnt get any replies... no one seems to care
>>562565017learning how to pull the trigger will help you with kill yourself faggot
>>562565017Lash for spirit burst damage and the funnest gameplay, will teach you verticality and movementVenator if you can only point and click and dont care about anything elseSeven if you are somewhere in the middle
Rate my build for afking
>>562565017Play Seven, buy egg, lane janny, take the walker opposite of where everybody else is, farm, become fed and OP
never a jannie around when you need one.yare yare. . .
>>562565395never a shotgun around to blow your brains outunlucky faggot
DON'T CHANGE VYPER, I LOVE HER
>>562565609no one loves YOU tho, faggottime to pull the trigger
>>562565512
>>562565395now try saucy pictures of questionably aged unrelated characters posted 24/7
>>562565609too late
C&C
>57 minute game>464k souls>it was not obvious who's gonna win until very last push that won us the gameI love my comfy shitlow.
>>562565882Ugly ass artstyle holy shit
>>562565882cock & cunt?
>>562565882Great ass artstyle holy shit
I impregnate all oppositeposters
Anyone else watching death slam? For The Djinn looking goated.
INHOUSE UPWW525WW525WW525WW525WW525
>>562566075aren't half of the people in that trans
>>562565062The opinion is still regularly hated though
SILVER'S VEINY RED ROCKET
GG ruskis reported me
Need 6 for inhouseWW525WW525WW525WW525
>>562566926shut the fuck up niggerwhat's wrong with you? No one cares about your tranny friendsKill yourself NOW
>>562564814wow dispel magic protects you against haze ult??? cool!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562566618ME ME ME ME I WANNA GET KNOTTED ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562566618Canon btw
>still no jannyCLEANITUP
>>562567104clean what up faggot? Kill yourselfcrybaby NIGGER
WW525WW525WW525WW525In house is up!>erm uh im like not good at the game!!! can i join the inhou-Just fucking JOIN the inhouse you fat nigga, fat fucker fuck you niggaWW525WW525WW525WW525
i love playing graves because i get to jump and slide around like a monkey and get 100% accuracy while i know m1ggers seethe and sneed while they can't aim at me
>>562567247this but when I play a spiritsissy
>>562567231>3No one wants to play with some grooming mutt niggerthink to yourself? Should I kill myself? The answer is YESDo it today. You have no friends, only discord trannies around you. There is no """""""""IN HOUSE""""""" it's just faggots like you who should be purged from the face of the earth. Help the world and do it yourself. Take them wiht you
>>562567231gonna play supports until someone reveals their power level.
lot of haze main astroturfing in these threads lately
>>562556654I knew before clicking geist would overextend for a kill and get away with it. He "????"d because you overextended for a kill and got away with it. That's why people do that, generally.
>>562556654I do it usually for "What were you thinking, why would you do such a stupid play?" but apparently it's a league bm thing. Also ????? is different just means their surprised you dived fucking walker and got away with it.
>>562567347finally a good post from you
>The hidden king cums for us
WOW GUYS IN HOUSE QUICKLY JOINTHE CODE IS:NI553RNI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R NI553R
Need 4 for inhouseWW525WW525WW525WW525>>562566987dumb nigger
>streamer tourney happens today>thread quality falls off a cliffI'm nooticing...
>>562567231Try r*ddit we dont like your kind round here, boy
>>562567619no one wants to play with you faggot
>>562564814>pay the 3200 active slot tax because the enemy team has this one hero who knows how to hold M1 on some neutral camps and empty lanes for 20 straight minutesHow fun and interactive.
I wanted to check a guide for you faggots but google literally recommends the opposite. unlucky
In house is up, no rape victims allowedWW525WW525WW525
>>562567619>falling for the inhouse meme
>>562568006no one cares niggerstop spamming the thread
Need 1 for inhouseWW525WW525WW525WW525
Why does it feel like a shadowy cabal is trying so hard to derail anons playing together. Who could be behind this?|>|3|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrla0Q8KCsreminder that 90% of your teammates are this dude
>>562568161YWNBAW
I got digitally raped in an inhouse once, don't join them if you're a digital virgin
>>562567803thats so right xister i fucking love to BROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL IM GONNA BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>562568287they only groom your online, dw
this parzelion dude is the ugliest booster ive ever seen in my life holy fuck
What's happening
>>562568447100% pure american
Is her?!
>>562568447I am a pure descendant of Spanish conquistadors and I look like this IRL
>>562568496some faggot is attempting to groom anons by making an '''''in house'''''
>get the win>but team was awful and 100% should have lostIt's a complicated feeling, doesn't feel like a deserved win.
>>562568447>boosterwhat does this mean
>>562568514I was just thinking this guy looks exactly like the muttmerican meme kek
>>562568496One dudes been having a meltdown for like a thread and half now
>>562568643If it goes beyond 30m the entire game is decided by a single pickoff into mid.
>>562568643just be like me, and go afk in the next gameor feed 0/30it's funjust be ready to get reported by russian faggots
>>562568225no idea why I watched that but I did.
>>562568617cope you lost faggot
why are the advanced urn turn ins so unfair? one of them you can easily dunk by venting into it, the other is in a fucking building where you get raped by AOE attacks
>>562566813so what's low priority like?
>>562568867lost what nigger
>>562568792if you've noticed an abundance of inters, people standing still for no reason or botlike behavior, this is the scheme. its the same people running boosting services, and making and selling cheats
>>562568898Urn is a stupid fucking mechanic in general but advantage urn being in a building is supposed to be so that the defending team has an advantage while the attackers have to go through a tiny hallway
>>562568945russianshigh pingI ain't playing 8 more games, plus having them be winscbagonna play other games
>>562568674cheating and buying wins. anyone who says they are a coach in a fake ass game like this is just selling their boosting service
>All games lately have been great teams>Finally hit Eternus 1 lobby>Team plays like SeekersTime to shelf this game
I have played one low prio game ever and ever other person in the lobby was russian. I live in the US
>discord trannies are having a meltie again
>>562568643lowkey i feel a bit miffed when i have a terrible team but we still get the dublike they're being rewarded for their poor performance - and somehow that positive feedback loop will only prolong the cycle of suffering, resulting in more terrible games in the future
why does this game have so few leaverslike i would prefer the feeder leave at 5 min instead of wasting 30 minutes of my life
>>562569414they probably haven't invested in a lot in low priority servers yet. once the game goes live you'll low prio with south americans while europeans will low prio with russians
She's in actually
>>562568579>rebb is actually a deadlock probased
>>562569816marci's hairy snatch...
>>562569716You actually made me feel mental pain imagining this, thanks
This is THE most underrated item in the game, bar none. Unstoppable + Diviner's means you have a super long ult and you're unkillable during it.
If you dont remember the old testing range just go ahead and call yourself a newfag
should i play this game? never enjoyed other mobas, only played cs
>>562570198I recommend not playing mobas
>>562570198No. Stay away. It's filled with grooming troons that wanna have you join their '''''in-house'''''' games just to force you into HRTBe warned.
>>562570253i want to try again, i havent played any for many years>>562570348sounds like made up bullshit
Stinky musky Silver in heat
>>562570036alright boi pony up let's see your papers
>>562569894Mogs Mina's and Silver's
>>562570628>Mogs Mina's Not like that's much of a feat>and Silver'sNow that IS impressive, didn't think it was possible
If you didn't get in by May you're a tourist
>>562570036I remember when this game had 4 lanes
>>562570916Holy shit this Lash is gay as fuck, glad we got upgraded to the one we did
>10 game loss streak>laning against billy>he unga bunga heavy melees constatly so he's free parries+kills>think the game has finally given me the pity lobby>our vindicta disconnects and never comes back>lose the 5v6I don't deserve this.
>>562570998The Lash didn't just LOOK gay in Neon Prime, he was dating a tranny named Ballista
>Have character set to highest priority>Wait 10 minutes for a game>Get stuck with second pick>Join game>Character I wanted to play isn't even in the gameWhat the fuck is going on with that?
>>562556140I HATE HAZE!!! I HATE HAZE!!!FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY CAN A PLAYER JUST PRESS 4 AND WIN EVERYTHING? SHE IS NOT EVEN BAD IN EARLY!!!
>>562569984>This is THE most underrated itemDiviners? too situational imoyou can just buy resists that function as effective HP instead of a limited barrier which only pops on ult (and therefore has an additional external cooldown)
>>562571116Disgusting
>>562571149shes literally one of the weakest laners if not the weakest laner in the game
>>562571145Your faggot high priority character, also known as graves, was banned retard.
>>562571281Do m1ggers really?
>>562571281>the weakest laner in the gamehas no impact on the game, even if it were true
>>562571149>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY CAN A PLAYER JUST PRESS 4 AND WIN EVERYTHING?But enough about Dynamo
>>562571330name a weaker laner then
WW525WW525WW525WW525Need 1 for inhouse
>>562571430PaigeGravesIvy
>>562560780Only sometimes, she probably prefers booktok slop about Chad and Goth Chad yearning for the female protag who's normal and down to earth but also perfect in every wayBut she still has enough sense to know Brandon Sanderson is a hack
I can't stop gooning to Mina...
>>562556608silver is simultaneously too pretty to fit her own lore AND too nothingburger common-looking to be actually attractivefucking 0/10 character, both in looks, voice acting AND gameplay>>562557139same i love her voice>>562556654"dont question mark lol"
>>562570584Can't be arsed to do these. I did holiday in 2025
>>562571281No she isn't you retard.
>>562562314*QSHING*
Well, played 4 games. Won two. Had 15+ deaths in all of them. I'm going back to Dota.
>>562568579holy cute
graves has a higher pick rate and win rate than victor ever did in ritualist+kneel.
>>562571689I want to stroke Mina's ego...
HE'S IN!
>>562572009they should put in chef as like a deli butcher or pizzeria owner
>>562572278Still a bot? Or just Italian?
>>562570448please elaborate
inhouse is dead because you guys won't join our stacks fuck you alll niggers
They're in
>>562572405robot ofc, he could be bebop's italian cousin or something
>>562572419Sweaty Silver in heat reeking of female pheromones, a potent cloud of werewolf musk steaming from her puffy dripping cookie and pinning you down
add movement based inaccuracies to all guns and abilities
>>562571691>silver is simultaneously too pretty to fit her own lore AND too nothingburger common-looking to be actually attractive>fucking 0/10 character, both in looks, voice acting AND gameplayRetard on all counts, sorry
>>562572009giving bebop loader's kit would unironically fix him and make more sense for a pit fighter
MINA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
>>562573392cums from anal
>>562573543(you) cum from anal.
SoI had a Mazurek (some slav cake or something) and half of a pizzaI'm calm nowSorry about the previous outrage (no hard feelings I hope).What should I do? I really don't wanna be forced into WINNING 8 low prio games. Any recommendations on how to resolve this issue?Please, honour me with your suggestions>inb4 quitNah, gotta stay strong my ladies
>>562573658Fucking her tight bratty ass, yes
>>562573714Quit, autist.
>>562573195He means for White men, not hebrew transgenders (Silver's target audience)
>>562573714You are a Slav, you rightfully belong in low priority containment
>>562573392Her womb is dead sadly
12 game loss streak now
>>562574072keep queueing anon, surely you win the next one
>>562573769Terrible theory because Silver is built to appeal to whites (normal people) with her fine ass, reasonable tits and beautiful long hair
>>562574072stop picking shiv
>>562574072Your fault for queuing on the weekend
I can't play calico because she is black
>>562574221nuShiv is saving my win rate
How do I get past 8 games in low prio? Actually more since I gotta win them.
>>562574407Black AND hideous. Her remodel can't come soon enough.
>>562556381it's not 2008 anymore bro you can calm down all the /b/ tards you used to impress were arrested for cp
>>562574072Become a morningCHAD, it's basically solo queue
Mina should've been Mexican and that is the fucking trvth
>>562574550Is she actually getting a remodel? I really do hope so because yeah she's probably the ugliest hero in the game which is a shame since her kit is cool.
>>562572567cry about it
Why do you guys hate me?
>>562574643no, brown and black women deeply intimidate me
>>562574643>Mina with a fatter ass>Doesn't hit the wall in lightspeed because she became a vamp before her 30'shmmmm
i've been playing punch viscous latelyI can't say I feel terribly useful, just disruptive, but it is fun
Mina is that one love interest the fandom hates but it's obvious she's the writer's favorite and wins the MC bowl which causes an uproar in the fanbase
>>562574767>>Doesn't hit the wall in lightspeed because she became a vamp before her 30's¡Necesitas mucho más que eso para matarme!
>team talks>win game>team says nothing the entire game and every lane is constantly under our walker while they do nothing at all>lose gameThis has been my past 20 matches. Where is the microphone only queue with no ESLs?Oracle btw
I can only play Paige
>>562575070I'm shy bro
>>562575279sissy slut
How do I view a player's Steam profile mid match?
>>562574643nah the asian vampire concept is too good and perfectbut when will they add an actual latina character for real though
>>562575162i'll hold your key
>>562575516>but when will they add an actual latina character for real thoughBro your Ivy?
>>562571281>Constant poke>Sleep dagger that can turn into double melee comboNot the strongest but hardly the weakest. Probably Victor/Holiday/Sinclair
>>562575070I talk often. I'll just like say "double wave blue" and stuff like that. Or if I know people are rotating I'll say it. Even prompts like "there's 1 on blue 3 on yellow you can force walker green 100%". I think I have some of the best comms imaginable in a pub. Basically the only time I get complaints is from a shitter who's like 2-10 on haze.
>>562575634>>Sleep dagger that can turn into double melee combolet's be real with the lower duration these days it's more likely to get your lane partner parried unless they're RIGHT there.
what exactly is the difference between MVP and key player
why doesn't this item do anything? i think i stay alive one second longer with this thing bought
>>562575516>actual latina characterI honestly thought McGinnis was a spic
>>562575510just add them real quick and check profile and remove the add. don't do it too often or steam auto blocks you from adding people for a while because they think you're a scam bot or something.
>>562575867Yeah might be more of an oldfag thing but it still combos well with a lot of other lane partners and it can fuck up ults etc.Victor can get fucked by a lot of opponents and deny game isn't that great, little CC stuns or get outs, Holiday is also just weak in general, jump pads for mobility isn't that useful in lane. Sinclair can get mega fucked over if he is laning against any flying or high mobility heroes.
>>562572889only if they remove movement speed penalty from shooting and only if it's removed by then having ivy tether or fleetfoot. but let's be real this is a terrible idea anyways.
>>562575928it is good specifically against some characters
>>562556414you realise he's not a support anymore and you build HEAVY spirit investment
What characters do you guys consider "throw" choices?
>>562575915>mvp>winning team's best player>svp>guy who did objective damage late game on the winning team>guy who left the jungle on the losing team
>>562576353Holliday, Bebop, Doorman
>>562575070I'll usually talk if I win lane to discuss what to do with lane partner (push their jungle, take walker or gank?) people tend to start talking a bit and making calls after that.
>>562575928it should be 50% to ignore bullets and their effects to go with armor piercing rounds 50% change to ignore defenses (they're both extremely situational items anyway)
>>562576353rem mostly. lil tardbird can't win games with his kit. it's always hyper dependant on having sentient allies. think about it.>pillow scales like shit and does no damage, has a fading slow that basically means nothing if your allies don't follow up>no ones going to let you take farm prio so you can do your epic gun build>build a bunch of actives like cold front, hex, curse, divine barrier so your team mate can chase and rape people>turns out he's shit so you just lose the game anyways>pop off a 4 man ult>your team just stands around for the 5s and they wake up or just as good they mass wake them up instead of focusing down one person>spam minions to create map pressure>your team mates proceed to never leave jungle so it doesn't matter and walkers don't fall and you're just passively feeding more networth into the lane janny whenever you do thisit's like he's meant to be a macro god but the average person's grasp on macro is fucking abysmal so it doesn't even matter.
>>562576353Holliday, Bebop, Doorman, SinclairApollo if he doesn't dominate the first 20 minutesRem if he's being a greedy nigger building pillow
>>562572751IMAGINE
This game's full uninstalled I think until I get true solo queue or something similarI think I've counted at least five or six games this week entirely out of my control because the matchmaker is putting 2-3 stacks on fresh accounts in my lobbies, some of which are 5 brackets lower than I am. They're clearly new as fuck and impossible to carry because they don't belong where I'm playing. I had my fun I think, 1k hours is enough but this game will feel playable when it actually comes out
>>562576963>true solo queuenever gonna happen
>>562576353SilverHolidayVictor
been building mystic burst on kelvin in lane lately but i'm not sure if i like it or not
>>562576715>your team just stands around for the 5s and they wake up or just as good they mass wake them up instead of focusing down one personthis is a big one, i'm a mere ritualist shitter but I have yet have any team focus someone down after a rem ult, doing it during a teamfight is basically pointless
>>562576353Rem is already really bad and now gun meta seems to be the new meta on him which only makes him even more of a throw pick
>>562577282mystic burst and tankbuster are basically dead items because often times the spirit scaling is in such a place that you're getting similar enough damage out of extra spirit anyways except not on a cooldown and it's effecting his beam too. tankbuster being switched from 10% max HP to what it is now killed it. transcendant cooldown doesn't reduce the internal cooldown any for some fucking reason. basically if you wanted to do actual damage you'd just go mystic reverb and have the cooldown align with every nade instead of wasting money on tankbuster, maybe doing damage with it to one person...
>>562576963I was thinking of doing the same thing. Just had another fucking RUSSIAN on my team despite being on NA servers. He fed, didn't use his mic to communicate because he was drawing on the mini-map, then finally used his mic to yell at the team as to why we aren't paying attention to the mini-map. I really hope they put Russians on a Russian only server.
>>562576353Paradox, Pocket, Sinclairpartially because they're low tier but mostly because almost no one knows how to play them properly
>>562577843>I really hope they put Russians on a Russian only server.They literally did TWICE. Once on dota and once on this game. They cried 'racism' both times because it was so fucking miserable to be forced to play with one another they had to pretend like they weren't also white for 10 seconds to get access to EU again.
>>562577942every sinclair I watch basically never steals anything, never rabbits anything and just spends the entire game trying to land his shitty bolts and failing and ending the game with 11k damage done at 30m. every paradox I watch thinks they do damage and tries to 1v1 people in enemy jungle non stop and feeds.
Need 1 for ihWW525WW525WW525WW525WW525
>>562577782what did they even do to tankbuster, I see it in almost every build still but I also see you guys shitting on it alot
>>562578159only does damage based on current hp instead of max hp. it's fucking dogshit.
>>562575928You only really notice this item doing anything against specifically mina and infernus. It's only worth buying against those 2
>>562577843based russoids own valve games.
>>562578208wtf is this bullshit damn
>>562578112inhouse big shit
>>562578208Say I buy burst in lane as Lash because its good, and then later want to replace it with something else. Is there a specific damaging item that would work better in that slot? or something else entirely
>>562578159It used to do 13% max HP and now it does 8% current HP.
>>562578309russians are like adding dressing to a salad browithout them its just dry af fr
it feels like my rank wont go up past em 4 no matter how many times i win
>>562578446prolly replace it with reverb or focus lens, mayb an infuser. something expensive that'll give you spirit damage or sustain, or both
>Buy knock up for Vindy!>Finally buy it>dispelledThis shit is a psy-op
>>562578809phantom strike or 3 stacking is the only way to interact with her, sorry haha
Counterspell is way too fucking strong
>Hit 5-man lash ult into pit and instantly take them out>Silver starts tanking all our damage>5 seconds to take her down in wolf form from all 6 of us>GGsDon't let anyone downplay Silver.
>the game doesn't need a draftAh yes... of course not.I just got put into a game where our only significant spirit damage dealers were Abrams and Rem.Against a 3/3 mixed team. Every single enemy built bullet resillence, or metal skin, or return fire.All of them, I'm not even fucking joking.Fuck this game. Oh and to add injury, those two on the bottom are apollo and yamato.
>>562578925>1v5s as Lash and instantly wins>Silver 1v6s and dies in 5 secondsThis reads more as a call to nerf Lash
>>562578809you gotta have two pieces of cc to take her down, otherwise buy tank items and have good los awareness
>entire team is 0/2+/0 after lane, including my lanemate but excluding me>after that i get a few more kills then get 3v1'd and ulted constantly the rest of the game because i'm the only one doing fuckallwhat was i even supposed to do in this situation? i was playing a hero i'm new to too i have like 7 or something games on celeste total
>>562579124>2>she buys dispel and counterspellits actually 3
>>562578910buff dispel magic to cleanse everything and put it on a 60s cooldown, you want to ignore effects? buy ethereal shift
>>562575928this thing is unironically good right now against haze, infernus, and mirage being in every lobby
>>562579243true you gotta pay attention to that, it's good practice to not really engage with her unless you have at least 2
The low prio is harder than ranked. I think I'm gonna switch to single player games or go back to WoW Classic.Gonna try 1 more. If I lose, then imma uninstall
>>562575928It blocks 50% of on-hit effects REGARDLESS if they buy APR so it's for countering Mina, Infernus, Haze, and Mirage because fuck those heroes
>>562579707get fucked you ragequitting subhuman slavshit
>>562579707>somehow landed himself that deep in low prioYeah you should uninstall, wouldn't want you in normal queue.
>abrams cant last hit heavy punch under turret>enemy lane denys everything>piss already boiling>abrams charges out someone from dynamo ult>they get away
>10 min queuedeadGAME
tried using portrait mod but it doesnt hit like vanilla
>>562575596Furries don't count>>562575938With a name like McGinnis?
>>562576353Silver, if she's on my team.For some reason whenever I get placed with her I get a subhuman who goes 0/3/1 and ragequits while when she's on the enemy team she's piloted by some smurfing pro who 1v6s us and eats a tower every time she ults. Needless to say she's never coming off my "avoid" tag.
When's the next big update dropping? Is it gonna be open beta? I hope it has the remodels I'm done waiting on those ngl and I hope they fuck mods forever.
>>562581035lol literally traumatized by a hungry stray dog
>>562579707>WoW Classicgo back and stay there blizzdrone
>>562581093Well the last semi-big update that had no patch notes is supposedly getting the jungle ready for a rework and they were actively working on disabling cheating mods, so it'll probably drop when they get back from Hawaii
>>562574203My man. Tired of fags sullying the name of the only true hot woman in this game.
>>562581126More like a furry in full murrsuit running at you with its dick out, MISS me with that demon
IT'S OUT!https://deadlocker.net/mod/mod_1775320295489
Need 2 for inhouseWW525WW525WW525WW525
>>562575596besides her voice she doesn't resemble a latina at all thoughi'm talking about something like sombra or laura matsuda
>>562581426the guy who brings up futashit first is always the faggot
>>562581503dog shes a fucking gargoyle
>>562574203>Whites want sex with dogs, honestly goyim!Nice try rabbi Silverstein, but I notice you didn't capitalize White (because you hate the White race and are constantly trying to subvert your host nation)>>562581406>Spic BallBrown golemoid serving his master as usual.
>>562581482doing street brawl to close it out pick your shit (ideally random)
>>562581574>hears the word "dick">instantly thinks futaCool self report Silvertroon
How would Vindicta feel if I asked the patron to make her a human again and my wife
>>562581596Thanks for your input /pol/tard, Silver still besto though
>>562581709But there is something wrong with this image
friendly reminder you dont have to spend hours practicing movement just practice it in normal games when theres fuck else to do sometimes you just hit that shit
>>562581713No problem, Silverberg. Try not to shoot up your local furcon when the 41% hits (but don't try too hard)
>>562581578exactly #killallfurries
>>562581702>nono when i said the female hero has a dick i didn't mean futa, YOU'RE the gay one God damn I hate futafagsDiscourse with them is always them just trying to pretend they don't understand why people hate them
I couldn't take it, was getting raped from every side. Time to move on. Gl with your game.
>>562581963lmao
>>562581834>this madHoly lel best girl really just works fags into a shoot without even tryingGod I love her
>>562581478he should be hairier and his dick should be slightly shorter but extremely thick
you know its pisslow when your team is getting dogwalked by paradox and vyperhow the fuck do you even feed to those heroes in their current state
>>562582129you're not wrong but I'm glad we have something other than bunnysuit slop for him now
>>562582190bombadox is good however
>>562581813half of my movement came from being chased through my own jungle by bloodthirsty gankersand the other half from just vibing it while lanes are pushed upclean af btw, very schmoove
holy fuck. how many fucking games in a row do i need to win to rank up in this shit game
>>562582372After going an a crazy loss streak at Oracle V to Oracle II, I barely get any for winning 3 in a row.
>>562582461i have been the same exact rank for all of these games, 6-2
>>562582213>see bomb that takes an eon to get to a decent aoe size or to deal damage>walk away from ithow is it good?
>>562582689nta but area denial
>>562582828being a decent shot on paradox does that too
>>562582689the bombs can control a massive amount of space with range and duration increases, you just need to support them with Vortex or a good swap
Are there any other good multiplayer games? Preferably 1v1 so I don't have to rely on other players.
>>562582985Highguard
>>562582985go play a fighting game and get your ego shattered
>>562582985>preferably 1v1lg antilag servers in quake live
>>562582985play fighting games, Guilty Gear Strive might be a good pick since you seem like a faggot
>>562583094>>562583116not into fighting games>>562583105this could be funIs starcraft still around? Maybe I could give it a try
>Get another holiday on my team>theyve never played her before>goes 3/11I'm just going to ban holiday from now on.Always a retarded feeder or a retarded asshole with an ego (that still accomplishes nothing)
>>562583214>not into fighting gamesfigures since theres no one to blame but yourself, shitter.
>>562583214Starcraft 2 was active a couple years ago, BroodWar will probably make you play against veterans
>>562583217yeah holiday is my banhate her on the enemy team because laning agaisnt her is annoyinghate her on my team beacuse shes uselessmany such cases
what color ixian do you guys think cadence will be? i'm hoping she has a really big fat ass
>>562583408purple if they're based
>>562583312shut the fuck up niggernever really played them that much but I always struggled with inputs. Could never reliably perform moves I wanted to do and it would keep pissing me off.>>562583335Thanks, I might check it out
>>562583214starcraft probably isn't but aoe2 might be considered still alive. homm3 also has an active 1v1 ranked community :^)
>everyone buys metal skin on stops the 20/0 Haze>Ivy also goes gun>Now she just waits for someone to int and wait out the metal skinsAYLEMEOW
>>562583612I'll think of something once I wake up. Thank you anon. Not sure if imma come back to /dlg/ in the future so take care, and goodluck with your matches.Time for sleep.
>>562583408Bone white with dark red hairOr a normal skin tone with segmented eyes because as long as Infernus looks the way he does there are no rules for how Ixians look
>>562584038Well Infernus is only half Ixian you know his mom couldn't resist the BIC.
Hopefully I die in sleep today
>play gun ivy>i can't aim>still absolutely annihilate the entire enemy team>the entire enemy team, which is moving alot like I did when I picked up the game and was in seekeroh man this next game is gonna be really bad, I'm actually dreading this
>>562583408delicious brown god I hate modern gbf designs
>decide to play silver after learning that you can just press 4 to transform as soon as you charge it >get matched against the anti fun squad consisting of mo, graves, professor reddit, drifter, wraith and doorman>get a couple kills early, help another lane>somehow Mohammed and Mr Reddit himself get fed as fuck on the other side of the map >they come at me like heat seeking missiles for the rest of the match>stomp>stomp>mo phantom strike into ult>try to farm >drifter ult into wraith ult>try to fight with team>graves applying 4 types of cancer as she spawns 8 skulls and a gravestone below me>stomp>stomp>4/11 by the end of the match Yeah, I'm not touching the wolf woman again until at least 2 of these cunts are nerfed into oblivion again, I'm just going to rage queue Pocket and Mina to rape some people to try and forget this pain. Her human form can be extremely unforgiving past the 25 minute mark, transforming can take ages and her gun is easily the hardest gun to use by miles; extremely punishing, horrible falloff, ever growing wolf form damage requirements, no other character comes close, if you miss any part of your burst you're not transforming for another 10 seconds and this is in an ideal world where dynamo is not viable and in every fucking game.
>>562583214For strategy, the current alive games areAOE2/AOE4/Starcraft 2There's also BAR (beyond all reason) but it's a 8vs8 supreme commander successor.
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how do i make game impact on kelvin? did i do good if i end the game with, say, 0-4-18 stats? i usually just try to nade heal niggas/apply debuffs and spam offensive utility like knockdowns/silence waves/slowing hexes/etc. i used to spam offensive full spirit nade kelvin back in the day (when 4 lanes were still a thing) and i feel im still mentally stuck in those days in terms of kelvoid gameplay. whats the preferred gameplan for this nigga nowadays? every time i ask this question i just start discussions over whether beam kelvin or nade kelvin are better, all ending with no conclusions whatsoever.also recommend me some builds, ive been running a modified version of the piggy build since it feels fairly similar to what i used to run back in the day sans a couple items
>>562584176holy shit all those lanes sound pretty awful, which matchup were you?
>>562584258>Starcraft 2>aliveMaybe if you live in Koreain white people land you might as well just play SC1, it's a better game and about as alive
Did someone say BIC?
>>562584119I've heard he's half from people but ive never seen anything in game that confirms it. Apollo specifically seems to assume both of his parents must be Ixian, and Infernus himself implies as much in his response. I think players just assume he must be half because he doesn't have horns or a tail like the other Ixians.
>>562584498I have a spic friend that was getting matches while living in south america, it going f2p probably boosted it's numbers to a healthy population
>>562584176>silverberg losing to characters silver directly countersSilverbergs not beating the universally dogshit at the game allegations
>>562584498It's past its glory days yes but it still has an active playerbase to consistently get matches with no problems.
>>562556479They would grab onto anything to sperg out and cope.
>>562584437I was matched against Drifter and Dynamo, killed the vampire twice and disciplined the reddit mod to stay under guardian all lane, none of it mattered however because those characters get to sit on their asses until they just win and Mohammed was on a kill streak against my 0/4 haze.
Which legal drugs are the easiest to overdose on? Ibuprofen would not work right?
>>562584176>pick dogshit hero>loseThat's silver for you
*punches you while you're on the way to the urn* what are you going to do about it bitch boy
>>562584176Silver players would do and say anything but admit they played like shit.
>>562584038it is weird that they removed his tail though considering his ixian background is heavily tied into his character designi wonder if they'll rework his entire model just to make him match the other ixians, his current one looks modern enough
>>562584534Let's see what this dick can do
>>562585047Infernus isn't exactly proud of his Ixian heritage, he probably hides his tail
>>562585382Igga is half Ixian
>>562584880Please someone tell me. Googling this shit brings up gay notes sane with ai
>login>friend is playing>spectate>trophy hunter on rem
>>562585382yea could be but what about his horns? he'd have to have some small stubby ass horns and that seems like it would be pretty uncharacteristic for the black variety of ixians
>>562584880Any of the sleeping ones nigga
>>562585601Thanks.
lately i've only been playing street brawl because victor doesn't feel like dogshit there
still no counters to hazei'm just so fucking tired of this hero getting fed in every single match she shows up in. i'm so tired and it's not fun.
>>562584639How the fuck do you counter any of that into Graves with a feeding team retard, enlighten me. >Inb4 unstoppable and metal skinoh yeah thanks bro I can totally survive the fed Wraith/Drifter duo dealing a million mixed damage just because dynamo and mo don't get to ragdoll my ass for six whole seconds without even taking into account the army of ghouls coming my way>>562585004Admittedly I did play like shit after the 15 minute mark as I haven't touched Silver in over a month, but then again it was mostly an insane comp diff as a result of draftless games so I simply can't see anything to learn from this outside of mechanical errors.
yamato looks like a dildo
>>562574002Her womb is alive and vibrant :3
>>562585921Yeah I think the game needs a draft mode, the random comp shit just doesn't work when one team can get all the OP meta heroes and the other team does not.
>>562585921>How the fuck do you counter any of that into Graves with a feeding team retard, enlighten me.NTA but I swear every retarded silver mouth breather says shit like this when all they do is run in 1v6 as soon as they pop their ult because they think it's a god button and then go pikachu face when they die like monkeys.learn to position. i dont know why is it that out of all the melee heroes it's always silverfags that lose all sense of positional awareness and think that running up to 6 niggers in a straight line is a good idea.
Can Vampires bread?
i've climbed to ascendant by simply existing on the map as doorman and providing nearly zero benefit to my team in every matchranks are a joke
>It's another episode of the matchmaking decided your team gets no carries and the enemy team gets 3Just give me a fucking draft mode man, if I had the choice I'd switch to one to save our team comp.
>>562556654celeste got mogged by a true sex icon
insane that this playtest is still so buggy and unstable but outright refuse to fix anything unless some faggot eceleb brings it up. there are bugs on the forums that are two years old that just get ignored. every update brings a ton of new issues but as long as yoshi's favorite streamer doesn't comment on it its like it doesn't exist in the first place
>>562582689A: area denialB: use it on places they can't run out of easy, or can't afford to leave immediatelyB again: buy vortex web
>>562557707She's western sexo. Like actual sexy and not woke shit design, she's hot but by western standards. Every female released afterwards has been done in the style of anime/eastern design. If you want a truly hard comparison, compare old Vindicta to new Vindicta. Old was a few steps away from being touched up to 'sexy western design'. New is anime sexy.
>>562556654Is that fucking toggle zoom?
>>562585507How do you spectate? I always have to ask for the code from them
FACT: Celeste has a 4 inch human wiener.DOUBLE FACT: Celeste is straight and has a loving boyfriend (me).
>>562586296Do you have any proof? No? Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>562556654only zoomers write "?" because they're mindless drones who like to reuse and laugh at each other's mindless buzz words and sayings instead of saying something new or different
had someone today completely sperg out on me for building torment pulse remwas he right? it seems like a fine item to build since it still goes off when you're attached to someone
FACT: paige fucks dogs
FACT: paige fucks horses
At what point do you sell Titanic Mag in favor of something else? If you get Lucky Shot?
FACT: Celeste fucks me in the ass
>>562586670>positioning>melee heroesYou mean the blue man who can't be allowed to be below A tier for a single patch, can run multiple people into a wall stun with warp stone across the lane and choose to dip anytime with his ult?The black woman of valve unoriginality who is complete cancer whenever she's meta because she can go in and out in a second with invulnerability?Billy who stops actually meleeing people once he maxes his bat and gets 1.5 seconds of unstoppable per person pulled with his ult? Viscous who spams magical goo punches from the top of 3 story buildings?Sinclair who just turns people into bunnies to kick their shit in?Venator is the only somewhat melee hero that actually has to put thought into how to blast people into walls and even then that's just an extra to deal with close quarters threats since he's mainly a gun character anyway. Positioning is OBVIOUSLY very important on Silver since she doesn't get to run away as easily, but my question was how exactly do you counter shit like that comp seeing as that anon said that Silver directly counters THEM>with positioning Yes, well, how does this magical positioning you speak of work into such a comp? Do you try to build up around 90% of your meter from a safe distance (lol) and then look for an opportunity to engage into a fight Silver could realistically win? Assuming people don't see this and bait you into transforming, who would you fight? Wraith or Drifter who you can disarm? Wraith runs away and Drifter can easily last long enough against you for his team to come help him. Graves? I can see it, if the doesn't have her gravestone you could catch her and kill her with unstoppable and warp stone. The remaining heroes just won't die fast enough and Dynamo can just dip and cleanse debuffs with his buffed 2. My complain was that that other anon was talking out of his ass when he said that Silver directly counters any of that shit.
FACT: Paige fucks Victor
>>562587663based and true
>>562588392>>562588441>>562588483>>562588523Yep. Filing this away in the NONFICTION section.
>>562588464if you have 10k+ to spare you can just spam golden goose eggs to get bigger ammo & damage bonuses than what titanic mac can give you
chat are we cooked?
>>562588390Nah torment isn't that bad on rem I think, especially if your team has frontlines like billy abrams etc. helps getting that 4.8k too I'm biased tho since torment is my favorite item
>>562588483FACT: No she doesn't. You're not me.
>>562588564ok dogfucker
does yoshi care about smurfniggers in dota or is the game going to be like this forever?
>>562588494I ain't reading all that nigger, don't play muh tiers shit when silver is first pick first ban in every region.
>>562585447"If Ixia was so great why'd my parents come here?"Seems mom and dad were both Ixian
>>562589112>does yoshi care about smurfniggers in dotakinda, right now if someone is smurfing their account has a good chance at breaking and never finding matches again in that game
I'm so fucking sick of seeing this Doorman hero man he loses every single lane you are at a massive disadvantage if you get this mongoloid hero on your team he doesn't do anything.
Why does he look so clean and healthy
>>562589209>citing the "pros scene" Should've included that in your first post so I would've known you were a retarded nigger from the start instead of looking for any sort of human conversation
>>562588392>>562588441based and same
>>562589778His face is still unchanged from his old astronaut model, but it would also be cool if him looking mostly normal was intended considering how he was known for his image and popularity.
FACT: Celeste's ex (silver) has a knotted penis twice her size.
Paige is not a dogfucker, she's a werewolffucker
>>562590176she's both (+ a horsefucker)
FACT: paige loves to get knotted by Silver's big red rocket.
you ruined the vibe
there's a lot of silver waifufagging but could a human male even impregnate silver? considering she's half wolf and humans and canines can't impregnate each other (despite trying very hard for thousands of years)
Drifters critical portrait looks like Mario
iseedeadpeople
>>562590532Most people ITT won't understand this reference
>>562590617because it's a shit movie
which deadlock character is the most likely to be incontinence
>>562590617I get it
*cough* *cough*Oughhhh...... I don't feel so good sisters.....
>>562590176>>562590401same thing
>>562590724sinclair
>>562590617what movie
>>562590810post your build
>>562591105Reservoir Dogs
>12-4 in my last 16 games>only ranked up onceYeah alright nigga.
mirage is still pretty weak compared to the other m1 carries. he needs some more buffs, maybe just one to his firerate, that'd be enough to put him at least in A tier
>>562591212log in again in a few hours for it to actually update
>Duo against Geist/GRaves>Partner is Gun Rem>Seven with 2 games on the champ>Silver genuinely seething in all chat>Yamato not chasing>6th guy with no game impact>Enemy is probably a stack
>>562591259I have opened the game to a higher rank from time to time. You might be onto something.
>>562591340>champDeserved tbqh
>>562591517In my defense it's Battlerite lingo never touched League
>>562591340Is this your team?Unless it's pure coincidence, pretty sure I was in your game on the enemy team.
>>562589778It's crazy how the daughter looks like her dad and the son more like his mom.
>>562591606Oh yeah that was the one absolute misery on that match.
I've probably griefed some anons here.
Scientist Discovered The Perfect Paradox Build And Its Beautiful
>>562591869trophy collector??
is there anyone making mcginnis work at high ranks rn that isnt just ultspam? I find that shit so boring to play
>>562591869Well, it's not like she does any damage until the shitty bomb build is online...
>>562591947If you don't go ult build you go gun heavy with tesla. Split-push all game. End game early. If you can't end the game early you might have to pivot to ult McGinnis.
>>562591923imo paradox is really useless so you need to play greedy like >>562592070 says
>>562591689Yeah, no one on my team was stacked afaik your team was all trash kek, you were the only one that had some brain activity going. It's your name buddy, you're manifesting it.sent you a friend request
>>562592184yeah the build needs trophy collector so you can run around and break boxes faster
>"venator is the best m1 hero in the game!!!">1 month later>literally no changes>47% winrate, he's garbage
>>562591123I'm using eidos build from the front page
>>562592080is gun miku just not capable of winning fights late game? was gone for some months so not sure on changes other than they made her ult OP for 2 days then nerfed it back
>>562592602Venator actually deals no damage without glass cannon.
>>562592739>eidos buildBro, he hates doorman. You're getting played.
>>562584639>Silver apparently directly counters Dynamo, Wraith, Doorman, and fucking MoUpplayers are demon people, they'll say anythingWords don't mean a goddamn thing to them
>>562593006literally yes retard>anyone runs up to you to do their cc ult>kick away from them shoot them if they get you you get unstunned and become a werewolf to bum themstop being shit
>>562587843Right click their name when you press escape in the lobby, you can just hit spectate game from there
>>562593059>anyone runs up to you to do their cc ult>they actually press their button to remove all value you provide and kill you, instead of your fantasy where they just don'tThanks for the self report alchemist bro
>>562593059NTA, but I'll entertain this because it's interesting. You have to be close range for this to work, no? If they CC you from afar your leap will get interrupted. Using her leap as a CQC counterspell is interesting theory.
>>562593198No Silver players are above Arcanist lets be honest now
LIFTING
>>562593493aaahve got em
>>562557515It isn't, wait till you see her ult
gun geist spamming 3 is lowkey busted
>pick drifter>max ult>buy duration and refresher>teamfight starts>I know it's not necessarily good, but it sure is funny
>>562593853i like to get arcane surge for it too
>lash bebop abrams on enemy teamGG WP <3>giest apollo doorman haze on enemy teamlol, lmao, EZZZ
>Don't play for a week>Return>back to back games of getting shit on by the sweatiest yamatos I've ever seen and 1 crackedout shivWell that was a very unfun saturday night.
>>562592804yeah, ive noticed this too. probably because hes the only M1 hero without some type of gun steroid and stacking ability
>>562592602yeah i don't get why people upplay gun venator at all even gun doorman is better. melee venator is strong though but cant 1v6 the game
/d2g/ got pruned by jannies. It's officially over. Now i gotta hang out in this shit general.
>>562594613All are welcome except leaguebabs
yoshiiiii where is she
>>562594746God, that looks so retarded.
>try gun rem>just ends up being rem with an unleveled pillow>do better than normal remhuhI guess his pillow is kind of ass but crazy how much more utility you get when you just don't level it until everything else is tier 3Rescue beam fucking carries hard
>>562594613>despite being 3rd most played game on steam, the game is so dead outside of russia it can't even maintain a general
took a couple month break. /ourgirl/ still gets the job done.
>>562595008rank
>>562595046alchemist 4
>>562593789there is nothing lowkey about how broken geist is.
>>562595008My wife is so beautiful and strong
>>562593198Playing against Silver as Doorman is funny as fuck because they never learn not to just fucking charge in on youCatching one with ult mid-leap feels like a looney tunes routine
>>562594968Dota is fun to play. Not fun to talk about.On the flip side, Deadlock is new and fresh. Fun to talk about. But fucking annoying to actually play it.
>>562595138dota isn't fun to play at all, its fun to watch. deadlock same
>get friends into the game>they only want to play standard>always see them BROOLING and fighting dumb fights every game for weeks>they finally try brool mode>they love itI get it now, brool mode is the containment mode.
>>562595181Idk man. Timbersaw is the coolest hero ever. I'd play him in any game.
>>562595114Agreed denying her is so fun
>>562594802God, you're such a faggot
>>562594613Is this why we have the hoodwinkfag here now?
>>562595467>fagSex with Hoodwink is all straight as can be.
>>562594613lmao good, people tried convincing these retards that icefrog left 10 years ago to work on his magnum opus (dota THREE) but nooo i gotta stay 5 lane and... farm for 50 mins???? it was a long run in dota, i loved it, but its like playing SF1 for an eternity when the alpha series and kof pre 2000 exists.
>>562595467I would take a hundred hoodwink posters over a single of those lesbian shippers.
I just won with my team being 50k souls behindfeels good
>>562595467Probably. He's harmless though. The lesbians (troons) and troons clearly wants attention and are more malicious.
graves is actually the most honest character in the game.if she attacks you you can just leave
>>562596542what if she follows you
>find out coworker plays deadlock>add him for some games>he's an emissary m1 player and permanently in low prioI didn't even know low prio existed yet, thanks for reading my blog
haven't seen single victor since he got changed
>>562597030ask him to explain why he's in low prio
god i love playing graves and watching spiritcucks try to defend their walker from zombies and hilariously fail while taking 66% of their health as damage before having to fleeespecially faggots who play "le macho man" lash who can't do jack shit against me hahahahahha i love graves
>>562597226Im playing him, just matched with people who say they dislike him, cry about him being op, and give them the work. Most victors youve seen were duos with their dick sucking boyfriend.
are Rem players actually retarded?
>>562597567shit happens in dota too, just afk and go next
Wait I thought silver was bad?
i got bored of Graves
>>562597030>Playing video games with your coworkers
>>562597567Rem paige ivy and sometimes vyper attract the most vile (male) people
>>562597792you can just say trans
>>562597792True for Rem and ivyPaige and vyper not really imo
>>562590493>Drifter's greed BACKFIRED
>hes impossible to catchHe has no movement benefits over chasers unless you can get really autistic with the doors and hope that the enemies are bad at directions.Anyone with inherent mobility will generally catch you easily.>Cart Bell Combo!Spirit Doorman is the lowest impact Doorman, you are just a worse Rem/Dynamo flying around above the enemy team acheiving literally nothing.Gun Doorman can actually produce respectable damage, is it strong? No Doorman is bad. But if your team has no weapon damage you can fill that void and put out some meaty damage.Carts are just for the displacement to lineup Bells easier, or make it easier for your team to get people.Doors for mobility.Gun Doorman can push objectives well and actually has the damage to win a 1v1 or at least make them reconsider committing to killing you if someone comes to try and stop you.Also I should add, obviously you still buy purple items when playing gun Doorman.There's just no point focusing too highly into the Cart and door damage is non-existant for practical purposes.You're shit so you might as well carry around the disarm, cursed relic, slowing hex etc. Slowing / vortex can also enable setting up Carts or Baroness better.
Hey guys! Are there any good builds for Viscous at the moment?
>>562597792They're women, lil chuddy
>>562598282echo shard cube
>>562584534BIG BLUE COCK
I used to love this game but lately I feel dissatisfied. I can get a 4/5 man lash ult, sleep the entire enemy team as rem, or turn a teamfight as dynamo and I don't get that hit of feel good brain chemicals. Maybe it's just that I played it too much, but I have like quadruple the hours in dota and I can go back to that game and feel great for making plays in that game.
>>562598641okay grandpa, go play oldtard 2
>>562598289i think it's haram to mutilate your genitals
>>562598282The Eido one where you max splatter then punch is ok but Viscous is kind of bad at the moment.
>>562598684I'm a higher rank than you lil skink
>>562597792And most of all, Silver.
>>562598729Hola Skinks
>>562594802It's fineNot at all sexy unless you're a gay retarded transgender zoophile, but fine>>562595610Nothing is gayer than being a furry
is it over dotardbros?
>>562597704i will never get bored of lavren
>>562598915yes, return to the dota gulag until patch
>>562598915We merged with /lolg/ It was the only way for us to survive
>>562598785-but enough about Grave players
>>562598696More ""high level self thinkers"" stealing strats striaght from their smurf account matches from the REAL self buld makers in the archonCHADS lobbies.
So why has every single hero been properly adjusted after release but celeste has had ZERO (actual) changes?
>>562599167She is an honest balanced hero, like Lich
>>562597686>She got mvp>Confirmed broken op>Emergency winrate donwgrade to sub 40% nerfs incoming
>>562599167Celeste already got nerfed she's actually fine now
>>562599426why
>>562598136You doorniggers are so carried by the hero it made you incapable of using his broken as fuck kit in any way interesting, the best you can do it is follow the retarded tuber/streamer and ad-nauseam repeat the cart into walker combo. You can put 1 guy in a team fight out of commision for minimum 4-5 seconds, and another one or more for over 10 seconds if you just use your brain, just cart a 1 single dude on a really far away door and voila, your teamfight is 4x6. You doorniggers are so useless due to how broken this faggot is.
Why do niggers sweat so hard in street brawl? It's literally a joke game mode.
>>562599513why not?
>>562599536Overwatch/Rivals refugees need to sweat somewhere and they’re definitely not touching the moba mode
>>562599429you mean she got buffed when she was already OP as fuck?
>>562599705no i dont mean that
Abrams doesn't even need to participate in the ritual, he can just give his book to Paige and go home
Kelvin was a non-entity and now he's a terrorist, is it just impossible to balance him?
>>562600172just needs tweaks, he has too many ''free'' things that other heroes need to spend souls and item slots on
Remember HIM? Do you guys think the game is more fun when he doesnt exist?
ITAHNI LO SAAR
>>562600449>Remember HIM? Yes>Do you guys think the game is more fun when he doesnt exist?YesNot that Mirage is much better right now, but still yes
The game gets less fun each big patch Rip ivy knock upRip bebop self castRip seven self castRip Mo's solo kill potentialRip gun doorman and gun paigeetc
>>562600593>self-reporting that you only play the heroes with cancerous dogshit kits
>>562597686since you *graciously* left the match ID visible we can see it was a pisslow match of alchemists vs arcanists. looking at your lane opponents stats they're 500mmr lower than the highest ranked person on your team. your mvp means less than nothing.
>melee scales with 50% of your gun damageSo i just build gun after buying the 3 main melee items?And on an unrelated note, when is it best to eat the EGG?
>>562597686>he fell for the WR meme>he fell for the silverfag moaning(they don't play silver)
>>562600873>my mvpwasnt the silver>taking random posts seriously enough to go to the match id watch the replay and then reply an hour llaterno one actually cares you take the silver discourse way too seriously can you post your rank?
>>562601037mindbroken
>>562601080Lemme see your rank please actually post your hours if you cant get in game i'd like to see if you actually play the game or just hang around here defending a character in a game you dont even play if I was mindbroken I wouldnt leave my name and match id uncensored
I live and breathe the bait>t. retarded silver posters
Is Rem the son of Haze and Seven?
Allow me to redirect this retarded disingenuous discussion somewhere more honest and productive.silver_(deadlock) werewolf multi_nipple larger_female -futanari
for Lash's eyes only
>>562601279I only like multi nip as long as only one pair is defined. Also based -futanari
>>562565864sauce pwease
>>562565512i went on a huge win streak. 15 wins. most games had 20+ kills and my best game was 32-0 lmao. EZ clap. sad that u cant do the same. loser
Is this winnable, chats>BROOOOOOOLL I NEED TO BROOOOL
>>562601485that's not how a cloaca looks
>silver_(deadlock) canine_pussy>0 results:/
>>562601847she's a snake-person not an animal
>>562602016>it's a snake person therefore it has mammalian genitals! cope
>>562601780( X )Bye, rat
>>562602082nobody cares about your fetish
okay but seriously, which legendary items should be put in the main game mode?
>>562602367None of themThey're gamebreaking thats why theyre in the funny mode
>>562602367Nerfed version of wings as a 6.4k but disable C*leste from being able to buy it.
>>562601780XYou're finally going home little one
>>562602367just piano
>>562602367shrink ray would be fine
at what point should i just say "fuck it" and abandon lane? i think one of my biggest reasons i get held back is because i stick to my lane for too long trying to whittle away the enemy's guardian even when i've got a disadvantageous line pairing or the enemy has a better line pair
>>562602684The literal second you think they might be better than you or you lose a fight in lane you should run boxes and start listing reasons this is your lane partner's fault.
basher item when icefrog
>>562602421slippery slope that devolves into glorified talent trees for heroes
>>562602367Runed Gauntlets so "melee' becomes a real character damage focus type alongside gun and spirit.
>>562602775you have crushit fists
>>562601485i wish i was lash's face
>>562602890Just land 3 heavy melee attacks to stun for .5 seconds.Or 6 light melees lmao
why is he F tier on statlocker
>>562602878melee is the joke "class" man, no need to pander to them
>>562600932How do i build for melee? Answer me instead of arguing about Silver for the Nth time
>>562602980that's why nobody buys it
>>562602991Pros don't play him
>>562602782Yeah but I hate Celeste
>>562600449This hero is a balance nightmare. If he's too oppressive the game sucks, if he's too nerfed he doesn't exist.
is it bad if i went from going >wow i'm deadweight on my team i'm getting carried so hardto>why am i the only one going positivein all my gamesam i where i belong.......
half my games today have been so fucking boringi dont want to constantly brool but only 20 kills in a 40 minute game???
>>562602367Has eternal gift been removed? i haven't seen it in a while
>>562603342Nope, I recently got it
>I'll deal with the troopers.
>>562602980buy unstoppable to guarantee your heavy melees
>>562602367Dota has this feature where broken items like that are timegated. I forgot what they were called. T5 runes or something. They'll probably get put into standard as tiebreakers eventually.
>>562603006The base for it is already there with characters like Yamato and Billy, melee characters could easily be a real thing to complete a rock papper scissors character role system with melee, gun, spirit.
>>562603546It already exists you just have to fake melees to bait parries
>>562600346>just press 3 and run away and be uncatchable
>>562603546Melee just needs more items, what am i supposed to buy after the 3 ones?
>>562600449I just went the current max ult build refresher and kill all the walkers build. It was a free win>>562602367all of them
>>562601485>drawn human ass>put a snake furry in the backgroundFurfags will take anything.
>>562603546Melee can only become a real playstyle if stun from parrying is given to an item, base parries just block the damage It's counterspell, make counterspell stun both melee and abilities so that spiritfags feel 1% of the pain that meleeGODS have ever felt
>>562601485>imminent_rape
>>562603981>Melee can only become a real playstyle if stun from parrying is given to an itemthey can't change that now since its been a thing for 20 years now, doing that now this late to release is really
>>562603971plzp lz plz plz tell me where u live if humans look like that plz
>>562601485gross human ass and pussy yuck
>>562603981>base parries just block the damageShould probably also lock the parried player out of being able to use melee.
>>562604097Mumbai, India
>>562603939Weapon damage boosts melee damage too
Besides Apollo and Paige, what are some other common eboy/egirl duos?
Its funny they put these in because they knew people would complain about bebop's sticky bombs
>>562604149>LONDON>O>N>D>O>N
>>562603116i buy it
>>562604295you shouldn't
>>562604295Yeah and what are you? Nobody. Nothing.
>>562604295lmao
>>562592602Venator is weak because he's pure gun, all the strong "m1ggers" do a hybrid buildHonestly the one time I've ever been completely whooped by post-release Venator (aka the time when he was doing 6k damage on snipes doesn't count), was an obvious Ivy/Venator duo that were both doing a melee build and chaining stuns togetherHonestly Ivy is a super underrated support if you're duoing with a melee character
>>562604230but they can remove it
>>562604652I won'tt.yoshi
>>562598641>I can get a 4/5 man lash ult, sleep the entire enemy team as rem, or turn a teamfight as dynamo and I don't get that hit of feel good brain chemicalsdo you win the game afterwardssometimes i'll solo take a walker and it feels nice to have correctly called that the enemy team was just gonna BROOL and let you split push for free but then we lose the game after because their BROOL is just too strong and i don't feel as good about the cool thing i did that game
I'm initiate btw
>>562602991Because his bombs tend to fall off a cliff and his ult is a non-threat so by end game he's heavily reliant on hooking people out of position for his teamSo he ends up being a support with only one support tool
>>562605207I also main Silver btw idk if it matters lol
>>562605207>>562605345based, an initiate with waifu loyalty
>>562602991What's your build?
Crushing Fists Silver.Think about it, deadtards. Even if you just land your melee spells and stack it up that way, you'll soon get a FREE stun
>ban graves>never get banned>every graves in team always 0/+10/0
>>562603109Buy gun items that work to improve your melee damage after you buy the basic melee items. Bullet resist shredding items, Point Blank, shit like that.Also obviously buy more survivability and mobility, and crowd control. If you're on a hero with a stun, buy duration for it so you can get a guaranteed heavy.Simple as.
>>562605552Knockdown stuns for longer and is cheaper and easier to use
Oh look, it's /dlg/!4/13/7 by the way
I noticed that only total shitters whine about "killstealing", you never see the 22/4 carries whine about it, always the 4/13 shitter who feels they have to prove themselves
>>562605887He sounds like he's having more fun than you are
>>562605884But crushing also gives massive 24% bullet shred, more than anything else in the gameCombined with her t5 wolf leap (20%) that'd give you a whopping ~40% total shred
>>562606160>builds metal skin & plated armour making ur bullet shred useless
What are the worst abilities? It's either bloodletting, crackshot or exploding uppercut (after lane)
>>562606480Uppercut is such garbage. Even the hitbox feels janky as fuck and people are much better at avoiding punched bombed creeps in lane than they used to be.
>>562606462>*goes and hits someone else*nothin personnel
>>562606480>bloodlettingNah this ability is good, it gives you some extra time before you die to activate your items and it can clense the damage you're receiving, it's like abram's heal but in reverse and more aggressively oriented>crackshotIt's this one very easily, does less damage then a dynamo stomp while being harder to hit, the upgrade path is also a meme, even pro players and people who know how to aim don't max it first because it's such a meme
>>562605887Oh look, it's a tranny!
>>562605489it looks like this 90% of the time
>>562606706>returnfire
>>562606849so m1ggers like wraith and haze kill themselves if they fight back after getting hooked
>Friend that onetricked bomb Bebop got sent up from seeker to archon because he was going 22/4 100k+ player damage in seeker >He keeps rushing echo shard as if people don't know how to counter him now and he no longer carries games or is even remotely the highest player damage person in the lobbyI don't feel bad for him because he's a onetrick, not going to lie
>>562606849actually I'm thinking about return fire on warden in scenarios when caged m1gger shoots me back
metal skin counters haze ignore the fact that she can buy curse and kill you in 2.2 seconds instead of 2
>>562607154>>562607154>>562607154
>>562606939In my experience it did jack shit, and i was building full green tank abrams so i survived for like several minutes while activating this item once or twice and it didn't seem to do much damage against characters like haze, imo it's better to invest in disarm, metal skin or bullet resist
>>562607116I'm in shitlow, nobody buys curse because holy shit 10% lower damage this is horrible!
>>562606132I will be sure to have fun when throwing in your games
>>562556614Someone knows ball
>>562606047to be fair if they're 22/4 they probably aren't getting their kills stolen to whine about it in the first place
>>562604230I do love bebop's voice acting
