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>>562497646Falko..won?
>>562497725RorRumao
>>562497646Warning!This horse will Kill you!
>>562497947Part and parcel of getting exclusive access to prime umanko.
IT'S NTR'S BIRTHDAY TODAY
>>562497646Don't forget to put your bets dacchi.gudnight.fyi
>>562500397Y-you shant be getting my information, phisher!
>>562500397interesting...
>>562502117I'm too retarded to understand anything other than Win, Place, and Trio.
>>562502278Dacchi...The hints are right there...
>>562499881Happy Birthday to my favourite forehead laser cannon.
>>562502373I didn't think they could have made Chevacchi even more erotic bully-bait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLe16OHxPEIt's so weird to think that Melody Lane is a mom now.
>>562503405Who's the lucky guy?
>>562505346Me
It's still raining....
>>562497456She probably wants to get a credit card. Such enthusiasm.
Ningens have no right to complain about what happens to them or their human rights when they’re this oblivious.
>>562509282If Kitamura hasn't learned shit from the bogmasters themselves, it's fucking joever for him
>>562509282More like a storm to me.
>see some good AI slop>ears>boner gonei am fucked
yea, you are
>AIslop>good
Hey, divegrass against /mjg/ in about 3 hours
Love.
Kumiyabe just posted Bouquet'dor...
Miles are known for their lewdness.
>>562524219kick a hole through those nyaggers
UOH-dka.
>>562524219We're starting right after those penalties, get in here https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
It's already over...
We're so back
We need to kill Benis
Kiryu didn't even try...
LB1 Daring Heart + MLB Neo Universe or MLB Curren + MLB Fine Motion for Senkou this cup?I can also try MLB Fine Motion + MLB Daring Heart but I'm not sure I'll be able to build enough stamina/recovery with that setup.
>>562539147Hey what's the scor-Christ Almighty
MUN
Damn, Machitan saved us
EI
Machitan my beloved
Kiryu...
Ojisans are evenly matched, who would've thunk?
It's time for you to play mahjong.
>>562543429It has been months since I last played, but you convinced me
I can’t beat Light O and Pisa in the masters challenges…
Turns out gambling for a win wasn't the brightest idea. Oh well. Now that we're done with our enemylies, it's time to prepare for the real thing. But first, I need the usual proof of interest to see if you guys want to see the team in VGL proper. If you do, give me a reply and throw your suggestions in the box https://forms.gle/Lm2HFE4Ur8MU9qQBA
>>562545251I don't see Yanko or the puppet in there, who else was thrown in for the ladies only matches?
>>562547404AI-chan, and Riko was there just for the Ladies Night.
I still find it so funny that Hishimi won 3 G1s just by going at a constant pretty slow pace and letting the competition get too tired
Is the xitter auto translate thing a US - Japan only thing? Thank god I'm not American
>>562565532Such a weird psyop to divert anger at Americans for rising gas prices.
https://x.com/umayoshiSTAR/status/2040417482293547132SOON
Sign keiba is a hell of a method.
Ballroom Seiun or Nishino flower jaypeegods?
>>562567931former if you're building long nigers
>>562568143Do they work in JP version or is it all end closers?
>>562568254The meta is pace, but fronts are good for LoH
>>562568254Only Nishino? Neither of them are really useful for building backline characters.
Whats a pace? Whats an end closer?
>>562568779You have to talk in a language the monkeys understand else they won't go away
>>562529506ssseeexxxxxxx
>>562568779Gomennasory, nihonese tabenasai
>>562565532I have japanese as my main language set and english as a secondary language.Everything gets auto translated to japanese, and english and japanese text remains as is.Whatever you do, the attention whoring from both sides is impossible to avoid.
>>562571502>>562565532you can also just disable the feature in your settings
>>562497646I hope we get more translations for the Manga and a new Anime for the sequel that April Fools was 10/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJkwijdY1QWe really need more translations for Horse manga
>>562573145my favorite april fools still has to be the cosmo puella one, that song and mv live rent free in my head
>>562573401Mine's the Mejiro anthem. It's so majestic.
>>562573145How many untranslated hors manga even are there?
Teio's wide shoulders.
>>562579502Showa Neicha eroi...
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2040623834555089148Another Sakai x Fujita combo break his maiden
>>562579274>How many untranslated hors manga even are there?A lot, but if I could choose I need the sequel to Kaze no Sylpheed, Ja Ja Uma GroomingUP! and Uma Kake
Are there any glue factories in uma musume?
Do all the women in Tomakomai have huge boobs and fat thighs?
>>562582263They need it to survive the winter.
>finally managed to get a US dirt horsefeels good dacchis
>>562583117Did you go with stamina or guts build?
>>562583201Stamina. Didn't get 切れ者.
hbd
Keibabros, when is the earliest time I can buy betting tickets? On Friday evening after gate draw?
>>562584574If it's a graded race, one day before the race. If it's non-graded then you can only buy it on the day.
>>562583298How do you guys get your power up that high? I can barely hit 1500 on a good run.
>>562582263>>562582365I'm moving to hokkaido...
>>562584924I do it through dream training and some luck. Dream train once or twice with Ebayan in junior, and then dream train speed exclusively until it gets to about 1650. Then I only dream train stamina and power until the end. Of course, getting some good regular training also helps, and that's just pure rng.
>Hanshin turf condition turns goodBogs no more
>>562586997How the fuck
I was at church. Did I miss the big race?
>>562587824Not yet.
>>5625878241 hour to go
>Tabaru -12What happened? Last time I checked his weight didn't change much
>>562589325Isn't that better if the track is soft?
>>562589795The turf condition improved to good about one hour ago
Osaka Hai paddock time
>>562590346Kek, he started to getting nervous
Anyone got the kick link? I am traveling and don't have it saved in my phone.
>>562590894https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>562590943I forgot Boldog Hos was in the race as well
Reminder.
5 minutes out.
They had Croix training up the slopes during race day which is pretty rare huh. I wonder if he’ll be alright…
>Tabaru leadingFuck you whoever said he'll be sashi
>58.1 F5FHoly shit
I can’t shake the feeling desk fucked up.
CROIX DU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
CROIX DU NORD!
damn I lost hope when Tabaru when all nigelooo but he didn't tank as hard as I thought he would at the end at least
DESK WON
DESK YOU FUCKERYOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK TOOK YOUR TIME ACCELERATING HUH
good nige from Tabaru. grats Croix and Desk-kun
LETS GO CROIX!!!!!!!
>tfw I doubted the deskPost some chronos to mock me, dacchis.
OYAKO SEIHAAAAAAAAAAA
sundayracingwinslole
Really scared Croix won't catches up in time to Tabaru
>>562592632Chrono's husband finally got revenge for her 2nd place Osaka Hai
>>562592632could be worse dacchi, i put all my hopium on Lememe.
Congrats to Desk and Croix. Chrono must be real happy that her adopted son won.Tabaru and Ojisan also did great. I was sure he had it when no one could close in on him past the final corner, but Croix managed to find that last spurt to rocket himself to victory.>>562592632Same. I thought he'd be fucked by having the outer most gate but apparently not.
Danon Decile on his 3rd consecutive 3rd place
more importantly, seiun hades made the board. 5th place hurray
>>562592902The last spurt accel gimmick worked this time, but only because Croix has more power than Tabaru. Had it been another senkou, it would have flopped. Desk might have to drawing board his approach.
Others can only salivate at these numbersI honestly expect something better than this
First Derby horse to win Osaka Hai since it got its G1 promotion in 2017.
>>562591414Congrats Chrono, your oshi bet finally hit the mark
Kita's gonna die from dehydration and exhaustion.
>>562593021I imagine most actual japanese fans can watch on the tv or avenues other than youtube.Only west coasters and diehard keibafags are going to be staying up this late and some of us watch restreams too.
I bet on Croix and Tabaru!
>>562593021Everyone's outside enjoying hanami.
>>562592961That's my boy.
Ryusei improving with each raceFinally the duo got it, Croix and Kitamura will always be together, congratulations heroes
>>562593494So you are implying we are the abnormal because we are enjoying races featuring sweaty 4-legs animals carrying bipedal meat sacks instead of the flower?
Hana Yori Uma
>>562593292Is he crying again?
>The only 1st fav to win Osaka Hai after it's promotion to G1 are Kitasan Black, his sire, and Suave Richard, a horse from the same gate as Croix's
Why does kino seem to happen when I oversleep?
That was an extremely good ride from Desk-kun. One of the few who was properly marking Tabaru so he moved up early to get a good position at the final straight to catch him.
>>562593664We can do both.
Hard to image what would this guy gonna do if Desk-kun jobbed today
>>562592961Good enough, next time will be better...
>>562594164Who the fuck is this guy?
Just look at his tweets during Do Deuce era
>>562594219Your typical /umajp/ dacchi if they are on Xitter
Surely this means that Desk-kun will get Bearshit back, r-right?
>>562594341If bearshit jobs again, maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdqrHp4HHdkPost Chrono to celebrate her son's victory.
Did you see how ryusei skilfully managed the pack ?
>>562594516Happy for Chrono
>>562594538He did great with Decile, especially since it's their first actual race together. A shame that this is probably their last time together too, since Tosaki's coming back next week.
>>562594516
>>562594702https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2040688098254995715Thought the inner ground might heavier for Decile to chase Tabaru but he has the same L3F as Croix
https://www.instagram.com/foreveryoung_210224/reel/DWvEAe6kZoa/In another news, Ebayan & his buddy arrived safely at KIX
>>562594516>she never doubted the desk unlike some skrub
Am I a freak that after watching a hot G1 race, I see this picture of Tact with her shoulders exposed, I instantly get a boner and want to wank?
>>562595403That's the ohimba conditioning at least 50% of this thread has fallen under working.
tabarubros..Croix is just too strong gg
>>562595165Welcome back my heroes. Now Ebayan can prep for his retirement campaign.
>>562595598tacto sex...
>>562594516Kek
JPbros help, is it a good idea to wait until this banner to get Rickey so I can get Tarumae as well? Can I coast by with just Christmas Oguri for dirt mediums until then?
>>562595714What a happy family.
>>562595903Rickey and Taru are big dirt meta for a good 2 years. You're best getting at least 1 asap.>>562595714Imagine the day Chrono actually gets a Kitaseed.
>>562596024Chrono's currently carrying a Kitakid iirc. They tried again after it failed the first time
>>562595165 (me)All Dubai contingents have safely arrived back home, excluding Wonder Dean that went straight to Kentuckyhttps://x.com/toshionikubo/status/2040650934368481322
>>562596105Will one month be enough for Dean to train and get used to American dirt?
>>562595403You're just horny, dacchi.
horny for tact..
>>562596082I hope Kitamura gets to ride that kid too. Kitamura shouls get first dibs on all Chronospawns.
If we don't get tacto for 5.5 I'm killing myself
Croix's and Decile's jockey camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwbyLhTaaDohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry_aHEwfVsE
Pining for life with Tacto wife.
>>562597172Mein Fuhrer... Tacto...
>>562597172feels like it will happen this year, the current story event is setting up for it
Uma Croix is definitely gonna be hitting that same victory pose too
looks like someone's a bit horny after watching races all day...
>Masquerade Ball won Tenno Sho>Museum Mile won Arima Kinen>Croix du Nord won Osaka HaiNow Energico need to win another G1 for '25 gen to be comparable with EST
