STRONGEST thread of THOUST LIFE EditionPrevious conundrums, created by UTTER WEAKLINGS: >>562466962So the worms have decided to crawl out and SPOIL THEMSELVETH...-The Tale of Rouxls Kaard, and the Three Heroes!>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com-You STILL aren't readyeth for the Aulde Game?>https://undertale.com-I shalt also take Credite for This>https://undertale.com/demo-That wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate chapter! I have a wayst better one right... here!>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms.>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Legends of Aulde, foretelling my Comingeth!>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale)-Thou think that was all I hadst!?>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/-The Scrap Shoppe.>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Thou aren't even going to showeth ME the pictures?!>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>https://utg.vidya.pics/-The Rouxls Kaard Seale of Qualitye!>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Tales of my Glorye!>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Every Legend of Mineth shalt be in pictures!>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Puzzles inspiredeth by my Genius!>https://archive.is/iSiFg-Victorie will be Mineth!>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-My hobbies includest calligraphy.>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Produce depictions of Thou's Trulye!>Current: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87031452-9445-6936>Previous: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87014223-3106-4870>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
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>>562527759gay goat
I must have sex with Tenna or I may perish
Greetings Spamtenna nation Here's a link to a really old thread Japanese image board thread where they debate whether Spamton and Tenna's "partnership" was romantic or purely business. It's cute to see how fandoms on both sides of the earth are super similar.https://bbs.animanch.com/board/5295694/
>>562527847legoat
>>562528046>IP grabbing linkhid your post at earliest convenience
>pipis grabbing link
>>562527139Friends or 12 AM both are really good at capturing specific emotions
>>562528078smellgoat
Asriel's Thigh Fruit Crushing Youtube Channel
>>562527652Hooman!
>>562528296snazzy
>>562528242>>562528421was adding the text really so vital?
>>562528486he looks like
>>562528619he copulates
>>562528710with MEN
>>562528770me when I'm thinking rationally
>>562527652>That wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate chapter! I have a wayst better one right... here!Can... Can we see it?
>>562528968hat that adds +10 INT
>>562529016>...No
They're making an anthology doujin series with multiple different JP Spamtenna artists(my favorite sneotenna artist is contributing!)https://x.com/sptn1997/status/2040157191064408231?s=20
>>562529128gay gun has 69 ATK but also gives you a boner when human males are in the vicinity
>>562529191>friendly fires me with gay shit>unironically asks me if he should shoot me twicewell fuck my chud life, the golem is off the rails(ei).
>>562529203GODDAMN IT
>>562529298>IP grabbing linkhid your post at earliest convenience
>>562529298bitchless post
>>562529442Aren't the bitches the ones making it?
>>562529318gay candy that gives 420 base heal +100% health provided for each human male that is within a 5 meter radius of the user
>>562529551yeah but being the only bitch in your life doesn't make you any less bitchless.
>>562529636Fruity cAActail that boosts mana regen but makes your ass clap loudly when you walk.
>>562529298zamn
>>562529298Ty for bringing japanese fandom news so i can also see/be jealous at how much life fandoms have over there
>>562529298This is giving me diabetes.
>>562529935i am feeling tired, i think i will go to bed soon, thank you for posting with me fren <3
>>562528528Yes, it's part of the ritual post
>>562530352My pleasure! <3Good night, fren! Sleep well!
>>562528116>>562529403>spammington
>>562527652stupid sexy rouxls
So, buddy...You're Twinkriel Twurrkurr?
I just had a nap can I get a kissy kiss
>>562531205smooches you
>>562531275T-thank you…
Fave woke up from a dream about dogs mauling his testicles and was disquieted by it.
>>562531205you whore. im needy when i wake up too but you shouldnt succumb
>>562531594I…Im sorry,,…..
>>562531731save your apologies for yourself
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>562531591fucking retarded.good job.
>>562532037G'night
>>562531591fucking based. eggscellent job.
legs removed
I love fish
>>562532741Fly, little nerd, fly!
>>562532840
yeah we fucking get it you want to fuck the furry characteryou want to eat out their shit covered assholeyou wanna stick your head in there and wear em as a hatYOURE A SICK FUCK WE GET IT
just posting my wiggly boy again.>https://youtu.be/0G8DcaGegM0
>>562532920i want to fuck the metal characterand the ravenous smellfag within hates me for it
>>562527652I don't usually consider myself gai but I make an exception for Rouxls
>>562532917Berdly becoming a flyer after the amputation and realizing the freedom of the act feels much better than all of his academic tryharding
>>562533329rouxls out of all characters making you gay is funny. can I ask what his appeal is for you
>>562531591Freaking normal. Bad job.
>>562534462This image has a menacing aura.
I did the last few OPs (besides the Jevil one). Whoever wrote this one, great work.
guys i cant do it anymorei fucking cant i cant fucking od it im gonna shit i hate it im fucking done i cant
>>562534462are you trying to upstage doomer in the discipline of faggotry?
Deltarune is problematic…
>>562534837yes i will be happy of my second place behind you
>>562532920I want to fuck the hooman characters.
>>562534837I wish I could make posts that good.
>>562534834just BEE yourself!
>>562534797Glad you liked it
>>562534924damn, you are giving me imposter syndrome.
>>562535004they're not good.he's just very gay.it's like tourrette fits or a sneeze.its a disease and they should be dealt with.
>>562534598I think its the mouth honestly..
deltarune ch5 when
tonight. you.
>>562535309Delayed until 2031 to focus on latam translationss
>>5625353092 months or 3 at worst.
tonight.you.me.fave.in bed.playing pokemon.on gameboy.
>>562535223its quite sexy and makes it seem like his mouth is uhhhhhhhh very wet and hot but ive always had a thing for slimes...
>>562535482What do you think he means by that, "tonight, you."
>>562535615tonight.you.me.divorce.just the two of us.
>>562535673Who the Hell are you talking to, tubbs?
>>562535652>slime mouth>warmelaborate. jellies gelatins and jellos are best served cold, and there is no warm blood
>>562535769Woah woah woah chief, how 'bout you watch where you're walking there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UySQNrQ3hj8
>>562535894The PUSSY
Roussy
>>562535894he's not a true slime he's just very lightly goopy on the surface for whatever reason. he definitely has like, bones and shit. also cold things aren't very sexy to me sorry I'm weak to the cold>>562536147ignore everything else I just said I meant his pussy obviously
>>562536147that's a man.
Roulxs Kaard cums within three strokes of entering a warm, tight hole. How do I know this? I just do.
>>562536259no actually that makes total sense. there's that like 10-20 minute period near the end where you're regularly wiggling the jello in the fridge to see if its finally solidifed or not. thats where rouxls is at
>>562536318It’s called an analogy you plebian
>>562536585the analogy that you are fucking retarded?
>>562536318A man with a pussy for whatever reasonToby fox's bizzare vision, we are not to question it.
>>562536259>he's just very lightly goopy on the surface for whatever reasonThe soft fuzzy manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsKV_jdd5PM
>>562527762I'm too lazy to rewrite my terrible handwriting
>>562536748a man does not have a pussy.that's why he's a man.
>>562536909I need to scissor with her immediately
>>562537010You're spending time out of your one life getting angry arguing with a random if rouxls kaard from deltarune has a pussy or not and you are WRONG btw
>>562537042Why is Queen on the left?
I NEEEED THE CONTINUATION FOR THISPLEASE JP SENPAIS LET US OVERSEAS-JIN BUY THE FULL DOUJIN!
I wish queen was evil so she could be relevant
>>562537347The Queen doesn't really belong in either, she's more of a Chaotic Neutral who thinks she's good.
I’m on the toilet taking a shit. AMA
post charas
>>562537042I'll be honest, I've noticed a dearth of straight up villains who are just dicks in media.Classical Disney villain types are rare nowadays.
>>562537042I thought Fassad just didn’t want to cease to exist
thoughts?
>>562537553How was your morning
>>562537584I like that more villains have interesting motivation, but too many of them are made to be relatable. Every good villain needs to have the jump into evil, the point at which it becomes hardd to root for them, and a lot of modern villains don't even get that.
>>562537575>9999999999999999here comes another chinese earthquakeebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
>stigmatophilia>sanguinophiliawhat a fascinating place we get to exist in. you have the privilege of learning something new every dayabout the world. about deltarune. about others. and perhaps most importantly about yourself.ANYWAYS! i love dess!
>>562537807It was pretty good actually thank you. How was yours?
>>562537791Well, Kris IS the party leaderHe's assigned as that by Susie though, guess that makes her a power bottom
Rouxls is a man with a pussy because he parallels Kris whose gender is mystery
>>562537361wow nobody cares
>>562538047my limited knowledge on latin tells me you belong in a asylum
>>562537584I just like villains that start off good and relatable but become unsympathetic and evil overtime. They don't need to be morally grey or understandable, just show that evil isn't innate and anyone is capable of it.
>>562537170nice cream girl...
old kriselle yuri
>>562538081It was good
>>562538367where's the yuri?
Is it bad that I wish Dess was my big sister growing up and also was grooming me
>>562538281stuff it, buttfucker. you act like i'm out here doing whatever i can to get a fix on some jack the ripper shit. its about romance and mutual vulnerability
>>562538143>cared enough to reply*belches rancid pipis breath into your mouth*
>>562537575How can 9 be the strongest number if 7 ate it?
>>562538540i am not into that sort of thing but with the right attitude and chromosome alignment i'd do you the favor just because i want to see your face contort in pain.
If the strength of deltarune monsters scales to their Undertale counterparts did Asriel have a "threw a trashbag into space" moment
>>562538751see, now there's the beauty of nature at work. an act of commensalism
>>562538502idk it's an epic meme word
>>562538659i am just that nice of a guy.
>>562538509No
>>562539242
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>562539052it really is a meme.
test
<3
NOT ONENOT TWOBUT TWO FAVESWOW
Faves, Unlimited Faves, but No Faves
Faveus absconditusFaveus nullus FaveusFavus nisi Faveus
it Would be nicecooking dinner for carol
Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no faves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHkpo4sdvVg
>>562539824the goobers
GIMME DAT FUGGEN NARWHAL BACON NOW!!!!! BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPS AAAAAND BACONN STRIPS
i want to come home with my husband chara after a night walk, both of us tired after a long day, but extremely horny. i want to push up his sweater kissing up and down his chest and stomach while he pets my hair. then work my way down, kissing all through his pubic hair, his thighs, all over his cock, and his balls... getting it all wet with my saliva. more kisses as he calls me good for serving him so well. although, he could also use a true relief from his urges... maybe a little more than kissing is in order. but i feel like writing about even this much is so crude and embarrassing, i hesitate to even post it. it kind of makes me wish /dum/ still existed.
Susie believes in the mythical epic bacon narwhal.
>>562540423The sillies
>>562540650those lacking of any seriousness
>>562540383Spamton is Ness, which, in turn, means that Spamton is Sans.
>>562540383this is really good
>>562540837The serial loiterers
>>562540858Which makes him a SNESWhich is something that is paired with a TV*furious theorizing ensues*
>>562541184the they/themenace to society and there's also a pretty rowdy dragon!
>>562540858Who would be Jeff, Paula and Poo
Have sex
>>562539636Best boy
>>562519215Oji-san... you watched Evangelion didn't you?
>>562541321The Hometown Moss Eating Society
>>562541493Poop my pants my pants
>>562541493I have some in a jar in my fridgeMight be expired
>>562541615the face of mossad.
The Devil Went Down to Hometown
>>562541486Jevil, the Knight, and Gerson.
>>562541783The Original Dumbassery
>>562541907He was looking for a fave to steal
>>562541963Jeffvil's dad is Dr. Gasternuts?!
Spanish translation status?
Is this real? 90% will not chelect the right answer
>>562542649Deltarune will instead be translated to Spamish, making everyone's dialogue resemble Spamton's
>>562541496He jammin, he rockin out
>>562542718digging in his butt with all 8 fingers
REDNECKS SUPPORT HOMETOWN
>>562542059royal court of royally fucked up
>>562543017susie is a purpleneck
susie mud wrastlin
>>562542903
Replayed Undertale and holy shit it's 10x better than Deltarune I had forgotten how good it was
>>562543586made out of human skin
>>562543271The Bad Choice Buddies
>>562543017gittem skeeter!
>>562543763bad choice butt-chuddies
>>562542481T L ; D RE A T S H I TF A G G O T S
>>562540506all it takes is one person to make a new thread and shill it in here. just keep remaking it if thread dies
>>562544079The crude bustas
>>562544595two awful lawful fallafels.
Everybody in Deltarune has a bad credit score
>>562544682The Eat First, Ask Questions Later Squad
In chapter 5, Kris will ask Susie to take his Soul inside her body to parallel Chara and Asriel
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHY IS FAVE GETTING SICKAGAIN??????
>>562544924Chalk Marauder and Bed Inspector.
>>562545085It'll be Kris tossing their SOUL away and Susie picking it up to try and undo whatever stupid shit they did as an inversion of Chara and Asriel
>>562545169i would make fave a tasty healthy chicken soup if i could, that would heal fave
>>562545085That'd be interesting, but also most likely a ba time for both the Soul and Susie, considering she does not obey our commands the one time it seems like we're about to control her. It's gonna be a struggle, and Susie will either be pissed as hell or really shaken.
>>562545169temperature fluctuations? fave should drink their soothing tea with honey and turn on a humidifier to help soothe their irritated mucus membranes
>>562545386no its sore throatfave was sick for literally 3 months in a row on and off because work is infested with diseased infection carriers who wipe their nasty mitts everywherefave cannot do this anymore
>>562545184Ivory Tickler and Mahogany Kickler
>>562544776Sounds like Gaster runs the nearest bank.
>>562545242>(you) are used up on normal route>we, in turn, use up Kris on weird route
>>562545874wasn't THAT GAME supposed to show what happens in the twisted route?
>>562546026that's the running theory, yes. it may have no bearing on normal route
>>562545343We've only been able to send commands from Kris to Susie and she can obey or refuse to obey those no problem, it might be different if we actually get a chance to drive SusieThen again Kris can just cough uncontrollably instead of saying the shit they're thinking so it's probably the same for Susie
>>562527762tbdesu I always found this ship quite bland (at least in ut, in dr its better) but imagining it as two cute furry girls I'm suddenly interested.
>>562546181>I'll have to play genocide route to meet again with my buddy flowey for a 5 minute sequence before he undoes my shit and the world along with it.
i’m fulla fish
>>562545169Don't worry anon, WE (And yes, I do mean ALL of us) will be taking care of you.
>>562546296I meant the moment in Chapter 1 where our POV shifts to Susie walking around the prison. But I guess that wasn't really throwing the Soul and just shifting our viewpoint. I think controlling Susie is gonna be a whole battle of its own, considering she has probably the most willpower. That may change in Chapter 5 though, because something tells me Susie's about to hit a low point and get some dents in her hope. Either that, or she'll begrudgingly cooperate with the Soul because of a common goal.
Fave has been feeling weirdly anxious in general lately and doesn't know why. Fave is starting to thing fave's fave monsterchan general is beginning to make fave mentally ill. At least that's what Berdly told me, I wouldn't be caught dead talking to freak freak freak posters on there.
>>562546686has fave ever had panic attacks?they're really "fun"
>>562537575Here's your hooman.
>>562545531maybe we could put a positive spin on it. like maybe you're building up a natural immunity to variety of pathogens. maybe in a years time you wont be sick whatsoever
>>562547075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNm8dSm4nfc
>>562547290so that's an s rank on bedside manner
>>562545531I have a suggestion.
>>562547537Man the jokes way less funny when half the really long name is cut off.
fave still wears a black fabric mask because it inadvertently became a fashion accessory and social shield
>>562545531suckle from my breast anon. my powerful immune system's antibodies will be transferred to you
I wish I could suckle on a boob too...
I eat a gummy multivitamin and don't get sick and live around cowboys who don't have faith in science.
>>562547537Forcefem will not help with the situation I'm afraid.
Hello /utg/ what’s happening over here
>>562548178The game Is STILL NOT OUT yet.
>>562546686we wouldn’t hurt you like that baby
>>562527762some random doodles
>>562547736emotions are in the eyes
>>562546350It’s fucking peak I love this
All the wonderful and beautiful Kruise art just makes me sad to look at, because I know what That Dog plans to do.....
>>562548302nta but the only good looking part of my face are my eyes so i should start wearing a mask again just so everyone who sees me will assume the rest of my face looks good too
>>562548276fun style
I heard there was nipple sucking?
>>562548302i dont think its about emotions so much as its about overall social visibility. an artificial barrier to being seen
>>562548353Susie would be the submissive one in this relationship. Susie is an awkward blusterer that pretends to be tough to avoid embarrassment. Kris is a preternatural flirt with a strong resolve. Susie would not be able to handle Kris going all out on a kiss.
>>562547075know how Deltarune has a song called "Don't Forget?" Unfortunately a lot of viral pathogens make your immune system forget its defenses and wipe its antibodies so it's not a good idea to catch them repeatedly or at all. Like how one night stands with Virovirokuns will make you have gaps in your memory
>>562548302How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>562548231Chapter 5 spoilers, don't tell Toby.Kris? Susie? Gets in trouble.
>>562527762 https://youtu.be/ah-U9ECRZog
>>562548579Professional Susie climber
>>562548814wonderful
>>562548814>aged carol spending quality time with rudy>aged carol showing concern for rudy's coughthis makes me angryhowever it would be pretty cute... in another world...
>>562548276I enjoy the energy in these doodles, good poses, they're clean and readable without being stiff, good jorb
>>562548814poor rudy
>>562548814THIS WAS MY REQUEST I LOVE IT AND I HATE YOU...that ending...this is so cute...and sad...bruh. bruh
This was the worst reheated pizza of my life. I am tempted to just gluck my finger down my throat and remove this mistake.
>>562548814>baby its cold outside (politically correct version)
Muffet gets kisses
>>562549130Pizza is really hard to purge because of the dough I wouldn't recommend
addon purge status?
The day right before a holiday is retail hell said burgerpants or pizzapants.
succulent fave liver mmm yumyum
>>562549252Where the giantess vore
Ok I think Toby might actually be racist. I found new evidence of "Gaster" being based off of a racial slur.
>>562549271you think thats bad? remember that time i worked cinco de mayo at a mexican restaurant? said burgerpants or peterpants
>>562548876>>562549081Thank you :))))
>>562549479>when the life insurance money pours in
>>562549252would've been cuter if it was her spider babies
>>562549456borgar
>>562548963
>>562549479The Knight is Rudy's dust from the future.
>>562549479lmfao
>>562549587>Carol "Nancy Crampton-Brophy" Holiday
>>562549268Pst anon, I think you missed your general.
>>562549364Spamton pecks out Tenna's fatty liver every night like the Eagle of Zeus and Prometheus
>>562549620Well, it was based on the number of likes it got on Twitter, I think.
>>562549479shes going to bronze that lump of dust
>>562549461unfortunately this is not a racism reference. this is in reference to how gaster was split across time and space as well as a reference to the various aspects of the soul. there will be other gasters to fill out the ranks
>>562549930read the name of the bug
>>562548814Oh, that is lovel->>562549479
Ralsei shouts the name of the dinosaur that has 500 teeth out loud and everyone goes quiet and stares at him.
>>562549974yeah i got it the first time around
>>562550032>the dinosaur that has 500 teeth
Deltarune movie made by the Mario movie guys who make Susie and Noelle sisters.
>>562550032you mean Susie?
>>562549252Me kissing my fave
Kris tricks Berdly into saying "succan_igger" on stream
Fave likes to terrorize women wearing a variety of ridiculous outfits.
Just remembered the delta/pol/ shitpost I wrote a year ago and the retrospective irony of Catti likewise having Jewish ancestry makes her placement funnier
>>562550263>"Ah, you may have tricked me again, anonymous sabotager, but at the end of the day I still have your donation, so yeah, the joke's on YOU, Icewallowcome!"
>>562550263>Darn you, Kris! I'll have my revenge...>You never told me where to find the legendary knee gear!
I watched a movie with friends and someone had a hitler youth haircut in the movie and /fa/ was memeing that for awhile and i yelled out oh "oh hitler youth haircut!" and everyone was just quiet and it is equally painful today as that day why did i do that why did i say welcome to my dark fountain i could have said dark world it makes more sense and it is still on topic why do i do anything
>>562550252I bet the inside of Toriel's boots smells amazing.
Fave wasn't able to go workout today because it's about to rain like hell and it's making fave very unhappy because they were really looking forward to it, fave wasn't able to go yesterday either because it rained all day long, fave might become depressed
>>562550694I want to put you in timeout. No /utg/ for the rest of the day
>>562550694I would have laughed…
>>562550860fave could become a runner. embrace dexterity
>>562550763Imagine she shrank you and put you in one haha
>>562548276Whoooooaaaaaaaa these are nice
>>562550860fave is unexpectedly off work today and got to go exercise out in the sunny daylight :)
>>562550860hehe froggy tenna
Everyday I walk around in a blue hoodie and black shorts. Everyday I make inane puns and references. Everyday people glare at me. What am I doing wrong? Why do they love Sans so much, but hate me? I'm starting to think that there is no logic to what people like. They just choose something to like and refuse to change because changing would require thought and they want to think as little as possible. Why would I want to be liked by people like that?
>>562550860i'm sorry fave. i also get depressed when i cant exercise. i pulled a muscle in my leg a couple of weeks ago and its finally gotten better and i was able to go out again today. hoping for you to be able to get outside soon
>>562551382You should do that at a video game event and not around normies
>>562551382I'm gay
i wanna be sansi wanna be saaaaaaaaaaaaaans
>>562551382you should remove all of your flesh
i wanna be gayi wanna be gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy
GAPED
>>562551538https://youtu.be/z4RAI3jQy9k?si=EenYDsIAn3iDlfmy
>>562551382ultimately its all up to delivery and tone of voice. what are we working with?
>>562551146It is just the truth, Toby made a giant handsome TV man whose concept art and name reference ants, gave him dog and cat traits while his proportions take after froges
>>562551382you don't have that reality-bending genius swag lil bro
>>562551538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFDdZgkTKM
>>562551737Do you have a license to practice Tennalogy?
>>562551737it's like he AND Spamton are some king of Ultimate Chimeras
>>562551456i will never let you be depressed again said fave underrune
>>562551638sans is the only fat man i would fuck
>>562552028What special power does Sans have that causes this reaction in women?
>>562552102As Mr. Trump once put it, when you're a star, they let you do it.
>>562552102the soundfont is actually a jailbreak frequency
>>562552102He’s nonchalant and doesn’t complain on 4chan about not getting bitches
Fave wants a happy meal
>>562552598You're too old for a Happy Meal. Buy a $15 McBurger like the rest of us.
>>562549925
>>562550860>fatty tubers
>>562553004>tuber instead of cwitterQRD? do tennOOHH i got it because he's cathode ray tubes ok i get it
>>562552598They really did an adult happy meal once for some guy and never did it again- oh the kpop demon hunters thing IS an adult happy meal it's kpop boy band vs kpop girl band uhoh who is going to win
>>562551515I'd love to be in his position, but as me
>>562552102he's cute and funny and not gross. he has a lot of clean white and blues in his design. makes it seem like maybe he wouldn't be gross to fuck.
>>562553163i want to be in toriel's spot there.... maybe we could to it.... together?
>>562548814Dude you can't do this to me, I already cried too much from yesterday
Fave got 2 Big Macs
If you wanna start Sansmaxxing you need to be short like me. This is the rare moment where being a manlet actually has benefits.
>>562552102He's a cute skeleton man, not like a gross fat fuck with stretch marks.
>>562553456I'm 174cm tall. I'm already a manlet and it isn't working for me. >>562553519He's not even really fat, he's just big boned.
>>562553519Boring
sans would be incredibly firm to touch even if he does have magic skeleton fat it would be very solid to touch. dense mother fucker
>>562553347Are you a big, cute goat monster lady?
>>562553347Only if i can keep the pizza on my head
>>562552002
Is jackbox starting before or after the hour's over?
>>562553678no :(>>562553684i can do that
>>562553779probably after if i had to guess
>>562551382ywnbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmmjnEdtx8Why can't I be SansWhy can't I be Sans
>>562553769And he would have a switch on the back like Mettaton and the originalCute art, saved
After all, why not? Why can't I be Sans?
You will never be TennaYou will never be PapyrusYou will never be MuffetYou will never be NoelleYou will never be Gerson
>>562553826Sorry, I'll have to decline then.
>>562553826you made a shortfag's dream come true
>>562537584Technically most random low level enemies in games are "evil for no reason" type villains
>>562554276How short are you?
>>562554254When Toby double downs on the jitterbugging
>>562554254;_;>>562554276<3
>>562537584Ironically enough I think Disney themselves caused that. There was like a decade where Disney movies didn't have a twist villain or a villain that was misunderstood.
I don't wanna be sans
>>562554547there he is everyone
>>5625543875'1, the 1 is CONFIRMED not cope
>>562553379Let your tears fall softly to the earth like rain
So the doctor gonna tell me, that I'm 95% legally Sans!
>>562554614Wow, even shorter than me then (5'5)
Asriel's new college latino girlfriendMs. Chupacabra
If you're a manlet in /utg/, raise your hand. Chad and stacies need not apply. This is for the short kings only.
>>562555428prrrrrrresent!
>>562555241Shorter than all the faves, hence why i earn my good boy lollipop every annual checkup
>>562555428I'm like 5' 11.9" with a big tall pompadour.
Yo CoL, if you're still here and still angry at deltarune kris, there's an actual fangame where you can beat the everliving shit out of kris and into submission.https://gamebanana.com/mods/642559
>>562555976dude come onyou cant just leak chapter 5 like that
https://soundcloud.com/deltarune-limelight/limefightI know most anons find this design whack but hot damn it may be one of my favorite pre-CH 3 Tenna themes ever. So god damn catchy
is it bad that i still wanna fuck sans after all this shit
>>562556686No, feel how you want to feel
>>562527652Hey wait you're not a secret boss!
>>562556686is it bad if i didnt want to fuck sans when undertale first came out but i want to fuck him now
Why does Rouxls appear in a SOUL-coded beam of light?
>>562556898Don't forget that it plays the Dark Fountain opening sound but higher pitched
>>562556898wtf are you on about you loony
I wanna fuck Sans in the assHe wants to fuck Sans in the ass, I wanna fuck Sans (that's right kids)I tried to fuck your mom in the ass, tried to fuck your dad in the assCould only Sans and his ass
>>562556851yet...
>>562556898rouxls is gastor
>>562557059https://youtu.be/FN-VipYdQ4I?t=16Looks like the very beginning of the game
This general has really gone downhill.
This general has really gone down my throat *gulp*
people always talk about wanting to fuck sans but did anyone always wanted to fuck papyrus??
>>562557469Don't post about vore, I'll get an erection.
>>562556898Rouxls has power over all the rules of the Dark Worlds but he's a gagshit character so he only uses this immense power for stupid jokes.
>>562557313it looks like a generic beam of lightif it had the wavy outline and the weird overlay texture or anything else other than just a plain white beam you might have a more interesting point
>>562557469Keep posting about vore, that other anon will get an erection.
>>562527762
>>562557917These are so good ily
>>562554207>You will never be Tenna>You will never be Papyrus>You will never be Muffet>You will never be Noellewell yea, obviously>You will never be Gerson(starts choking up) Not cool, dude. NOT cool...
Is the green Gaster in the middle stuff schizo or do you think there's something there?
>>562557917why does this minimum wage worker have gynos
It took me looking through ATFbooru to realize this but Kris probably learned the strength difference between themself and the monster kids extremely earlyMaybe another kid DID lift them like a sack of flour as a 4 year old
>>562558247Fast food gives you gyno. I would know, I got gyno myself. Don't eat at Mickey D's, kids.
>>562527652Isn't it weird that deltarune has a lot of remixes in it's OST?
>>562558247its r63 burgerpants but of course regular burgerpants would have gyno. male burgerpants would have bigger tits than female burgerpants.
>>562558247P"e"zza
>>562558382I don't think humans are actually stronger than monsters in Deltarune. Maybe there's something in game that hints at that, but I can't remember it. It seems like monsters are way less magical in Deltarune so their physical bodies are much stronger.
>>562558101lmao ty im feeling extremely self indulgent and lazy with drawing so im glad even one other person likes these
>>562558230Inbetween: Yes because there's just way too many references to that being a thing nowGreen: People care about colors too much
>>562555976The battle against Kris will use the Undertale UI
>>562555976>With control stripped away and intentions unspoken, the fight becomes a clash of will: freedom versus influence, silence versus command.Faggot ass developer couldn't even be bothered to write a description himself, he just had to tell ChatGPT to write it
>>562555976CoL and his ilk has me paying $4/gallon for gas right now so he deserves nothing.
>>562559079 Caring too much about colors in Motifs, the game?
I can't in good conscious not share this
sans but green
>>562559615what
>>562558919That’s what gives art soul
>>562559316its just a description, you cant judge a book by its cover, yknow
>>562559316>Guy who’s only watched boss baby
>>562560242>>562560365This is 100% an AI description, you'd have to be blind not to see that.
>>562560448Then call me ray charles because this is literally just a stereotypical book jacket story description
>>562559615What could possibly be the context for this
>>562552102He's 2dEven girls agree 2d>3d
>>562560717Maybe if you've never read a book they look the same
1D is the sexiest though
>>562561148Explain why it has chatgpt markers, then.
Hey /utg/, I thought I saw a post announcing Alphys and Undyne amicot figures, did I hallucinate it? I can't find it.
>>562555428*waddles in to roll call*5'6
>>562561220>intentions unspokenAI loves doing these kinds of cheesy reversals.>a clash of will: freedom versus influence, silence versus command.And it loves doing this "X: repetition 1, repetition 2" structure too.
jackbox starting now. suggest whatever games you want to play and stuff.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/2MBaig74bzg
I just really really want to make out with Yoshi. Just imagine his long ass tongue going down your throat as you feel his giant bulbous pus filled schnoz on your face.Said Fave.
>>562559316>freedom versus influence, silence versus command.Either ChatGPT or extreme ESL because these don't make intuitive sense as opposed pairs. I'm sure you could do some mental gymnastics to make them make sense, but no one thinks "what's the opposite of freedom? Influence, of course" naturally.
ShartGPT
all short faves need to cuddle with me in my bed
>>562561647Nevermind, I found it, I am stupid.
>>562561763Blather next pls
>>562561763Can we also do another blather towards the end because I can’t play right now
>>562561763Don't feel like playing but I'll try to participate/watch as the audience at least
>>562561703It’s cheesy and formulaic because it’s a lame attempt at an epic hype tagline, chatgpt writes more like “it’s not X, it’s Y-“
Great start
>>562562345>you're starvingSee it's not really up to me anymore, my body will make a choice on its own.
>>562562345i would keep it as a pet
>gamble that requires players to jerk off to John CenaWhat would you even be betting on here?
>>562561703Honestly I don't think anyone has to point out specific bits to prove something is ai or not, because reading something ai causes an instinctual revulsion response in ensouled beings. Even people found deep in the jungle who don't know what writing is much less computers and ai will know something is wrong if read an ai written sentence. Anyone who doesn't react this way or otherwise can't instantly tell something is ai or not is not a real human and you have to kill them immediately for your own safety.
this game really be>would u rather eat a pizza or BIG BOWL OF TOENIALS AND PENISES FUCK
I used em dashes in my writing all the time before the advent of AI slop and now I can't use them anymore, fuck you AI slop
>>562563309Noo I missed joining the next jackbox game cuz i needed the toilet
Fave just found out she and her mom have been using the same toothbrush…
>>562563693indirect kissing your mom
>>562563692well... that 'you' was a mistake
I wonder if blather would have accepted "Tyrannosaurus" for that last one
Making a new translation controversy everyday until Toby gives me chapter 5.
>>562563049Extremely based
>>562563693tooth brush.... for pussy?
fave wants to join jackbox but is way too socially malnourished after voluntary isolation
>>562564739join us fave, let us nourish you
TV Psychic Sylvia Brown uses her incredible clairvoyance to determine that Fave died in a drive by shooting and was dumped into the Chicago River. (Fave went out of town for 2 days and forgot their phone and is currently alive and not in Chicago)
I dunno if the host has it, but I would love to try Trivia Murder Party with you guys at least once.
>>562564720No that’s the large round brush that sits by the toilet
>>562527762I wish i could just make her an oc she's very fun to draw. i guess bcs its burgerpants so she can look like basically whatever
LETS GET DANGEROUS
>>562561763Requesting the ruining game
>>562564796improbable but not impossible. the problem is you start spending time with people then you get closer to those people then those people start expecting you to speak with them regularly or to be there for them or they expect to know about your lifes goings on and then it snowballs and snowballs and suddenly i have no privacyor worse you lean in to the people wanting to become closer and you end up developing mutual romantic attraction for someone god i hate social interaction but i miss social interaction
>>562555976don't think he cared about that for a while
fuck 100 points from wining, i cry
>>562564929Thanks. *Brushes teeth with pussy brush*
>>562565059If Burgerpants was a girl, there would probably be x10 the porn.
>>562565169no one will fall in love with you dont worry
>>562564739We don't even have a voice chat there, join us PUSSY
Holy shit FUCK yes, thank you host. Also this was the exact minigame I was hoping people would get to try lol
I think we can all agree the phone minigame fucking sucks
>>562565294oh drat>>562565328im going for a walk instead THIS STINKS
>>562565471this shit was impossible with my mouse
>>562565169i like you already
>>562565059she's LITERALLY me
>>562565289she would be way ahead of the her time of the "girlfailure" wave of goonbait characters.
>>562565169I'm aromantic. Consider me as harmlessly clean and null as the shiny, smooth head of a bald man
>>562565575thanks, you too>>562565743a bald man's chrome dome has the capability of reflecting the sunlight and temporarily blinding you
>>562565169Bro I participate in jerkbox regularly but I don't come to the magma or drawpile and no one says anything, it's not exactly the most binding social commitment
Fave had a 20oz of soda today after not drinking soda for 2+ weeks and they feel super tired and think this might contribute to their hair thinning
i have to pee but i cant abandon the game fuuuuuuuu
I am happy because everybody loves me!
Hory shit
>>562565471>Sanscel and Fat Spamton got double killed by Pippins inflation because they rolled a tie on 17, a Gaster number
>>562565908some of us are more prone to the so called slippery slope of social interaction than others
fave draws stuff on the whiteboard and feels weird if they put it on the anchor after hours have passed since the drawing was made.
Can someone (You) me in the next 30 minutes and remind me to draw something
TVFUCKER MADE IT!!!!!!!
>>562566241>>562566323free yourselves
I met my wife on utg.
>>562566323doesn't matter if it's fresh if it makes you feel better, it's just there for thread convenience and archiving
>>562566609is it me?
>>562566241very few people here have gone past the first layer of social interaction with each other
>>562566609im too scorned to date locally :c
>>562566731Yes, babe. *kiss*
>>562566908*smooches you* love you babe
>>562566609voiceanon...?
/utg/ is my polycule.
Betting against my own answer so I always come out on top
Did anyone else hear that fish eating a carrot sound or am I crazy
>>562567401yes i hear it
This general helped me come to terms with not being fake femboy gay and instead being the real deal, said fave
>nice smileawww :)
>>562567547You like big buff men with massive muscles and thick cocks?
>>562567015you're a cuck?
>>562555976game sucks
>brave new worldzased
This general helped me further embrace being a bratty switch instead of being a normal partner, said fave.
>>562567740I coped about it badly before but hell yeah
>all my attempted answers were already takenwell fuck me i guess
Sadly, the amount of people that would fuck Rudy is significantly less than the ones that would fuck Carol
>>562568364I want carol to put my balls in a nutcracker.
Job Job?
>YABBA DABBA POO POO BADOO
>>562568513what the fuck is wrong with you
>>562568595I want carol to control my orgasm and punch me in the stomach. Said Kris.
>>562568651Stand up, brother. Don't let women push you around.
Any month now...
I should've sat this round out
The Fave Nude Beach
>>562568723Boss Disabled!
>>562568568don't have that one yet sorry
>light coming from the original gameboy the skeleton is usingLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRP
>>562568798Well too bad asshole now I'm stuck in the audience because of your short-sightedness, you owe me a fave onahole now
>>562568950I'm sorry
>>562568950I'm also sorry I should have sat out too
>>562568706its hot
>>562568364Conversely far less people care about Carol as a person, but I can't really blame them as there isn't much to go off of and it wasn't a good first impression
This game has weirdly good background music.
>>562569460Bee Kris is cute
>>562569553i was just thinking that
>>562561763Can we do another round of ruined it game i missed this one
ME likes carol fanart? nice
>>562569460lmao
>>562569460DUMBASSIN THIS WORLD ITS KILL OR BE KILLE->gets pollinated
big stretch
They tellin' me that I'm a bullyI'm antifaveitic, fully They sayin' I'm actin' like Tenna But how am I actin' like TennaWhen I am a fucking cwitter?
>>562527762So do you?
>>562568364If they were trapped in Deltarune, nearly every spoid and tennoid would be Rudy's slut.
>>562561763Go back to discord
Chortled at this irl
>>562570397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE
>>562570490FRIENDINSIDE ANDASRIEL...
>>562570397yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
ok I'm sitting this round out hope the others get in
>>562570621Huh? I don't have any problem with people in the Discord
>>562570969You're replying to the fatty tuber troll
>>562570926Thanks i DID
>>562571043My bad, I'm dumb
Which jackboxers do you ship together?
>>562571384I ship all of them with me at the same time
I got a Fave who's always lateeverytime we have datebut I love herim gonna ask heris you isor is you aintmy favey
>pluribusplueyanon?
>>562571043God forbid a guy lives under a bridge and harvests tubers. Fucking woke Hotland liberals
>>562569460>polandinate me>what?>what?
what kinds of outfits would you like to see fave wearing, anons?
>>562571535I'm not in this jackbox round, did someone mention it? Also how did you remember that?? lol
>>562571384me x everyone
>promotes the MTT Knight theoryFat SpamCHAD...
>>562570397He's so cute
lmfao
>>562572090acutely annoying.
What do Spamton and Tenna think about the others' heartbeat?
>>562571784it was a fun convo :)
What happens if Kris is caught in bed with Noelle
>>562573125Carol blocks the door and makes Kris finish inside.
>>562573125Death
another flawless victory
>>562573125>Carol demands Kris further the Holiday bloodline
>>562572047He made an MTT-Knight-shaped hole in my MTT-Knight-shaped hearteries
It's gonna be one of those games where the last few matches don't have room to add anything cool because the first few hogged all the space real estate, isn't it
>>562572831aw yay
>>562574016Amoogus
>>562568364Women are more sexualized
This was someone's first exposure to Deltarune
>>562574051>Spamton>Tenna
>spamtenna blobs
>>562574229rudy is not as sexy as them
>>562574274AND greasy tubers with a side of pluey gooey pippsauce *urrrpppffffttttmmrnnbbrffftttbattatrttt*
HOLY SHIT
>>562574051>One million Sans OCs>Grillby (two spoken words in the entire game)
>>562574362And then look at all the toriel and human porn
Who is Pluey anyway?
Were Dess' crimes motivated by sexual attraction or was it just a power thing?
>>562574361Dusie, Eris, and Ualsei are my favorite Deltarune characters
>>562574501>he doesn'tey knowey whoey plueyvery...telley
>>562574459The argument wasn't that the female characters have NO porn.
>>562574516both
In the year 2056 you will hear people talk about how they spent their childhood talking to their personalized Sans AI chatbot
>>562574501Pluey is the name of the mini-game
>>562574459You fail to realize there's a ton of porn of both sexes, it's just that visual is for men while text/literature is for women.
Was painteranon demoralized ny /utg/ or did he just move on to painting non utdr stuff
>>562568118elaborate
>>562574840I would give painter my left ballsack to come back. Her sprite art was super good.
>>562573125Toriel makes Kris take more puberty blockers
>>562565176he left?
>>562574840Painter is currently on the run from anomaly containment organizations due to the Sentient Spamton Tattoo Incident
>>562574840>he
The Kris LARPer(live action role player) on youtube made a video expressing heartbreak at how Holostars JP is being treated and I just wanna say, same
i think about this guy's quote alot
>>562575190>someone might make you disappear>and your mother will realize how happy she is once you're gonehaha.wrong game.
I can’t wait for when carol punches noelle in the face and makes her bruise and bleed out so that all the cutesy art made of her is instantly shot dead
I can’t wait for when carol punches noelle in the face and makes her bruise and bleed out so I get to make cutesy art of her looking all mean and hot
>>562575625just like what my mom used to do to me, thats why i relate to noelle
>>562575625Why would Carol do that instead of psychologically torturing Noelle?
sometimes the jackers just work together to make something beautiful and true
i can't wait for when carol kisses noelle on the mouth and makes her cum and moan so all the sexy art of her is instantly improved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpuFPz8eXUw
>>562575450>>562575812Look man, I don't know who you are and how do you get along with your mother, but you should talk to someone about it.
Jackboxanon I did not mean anything personal by it I just thought you'd want a name where anyone who says it ends up insulting themselves please don't castrate me
>>562575980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOcniHEbUVE
I can't wait for when carol shits in the toilet and then asgore walks in on it unflushed and cums in the toilet and eats it like soggy cocoa puffs cereal then they are both so disgusted carol washes asgore with a hose and asgore goes home but he sees kris on the way and kris sees a few crumbs of doodoo still in his wet beard
>>562576092please don't confuse me for him
Fave is kind of really sleepy but they want to stay up with you
>>562576092i would appreciate if you didn't confuse me for a dolt that hasn't played the game.and please do so yourself.
Why the fuck is carol's overworld sprite so fugly compared to her talk sprite
for the last jackbox game do you want to play survive the internet or champ'd up?
hey im gunna release a cool susie fangame soon, question is, should i wait till the thread ends to post it, or should i just post it asap
>>562576413Survive the internet
twice so far in this game i've tried to submit my lie but the game tells me its the truth and makes me change my answer. i've transcended
sex with my utdr shaped ocs
>>562576416Just do it now
>>562576519My lie was also the exact same as the truth this round lmao
Kraut, go to bed.
>>562576767why
I didn't realize I gave off such blue vibes
that moment when the truth and lie is mixed up cuz you did it wrong
based KRYS URSELF fuck now i have to listen to this and cry againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuYUypUu6tw
>>562574840He got caught starting shit with snowdin and fled.
>>562577438This is real and true, I was the big stinky shit smeared on the /utg/ condominium wall when this happened
>he
>>562527762https://susiefan.itch.io/susie-fangame-demohere is my epic rpg. i was hoping to get it out before the berddudes berd game but wutever, here it is, enjoy playin it
>>562577392i cry every tiem...
>>562574840>He
>>562577586awesome
r63 carol and rudy named claus and ruby
>>562527762I can't believe I hadn't drawn 80s gym attire Tenna until now, it was so much fun
>>562578410cute tv
>>562578410Very nice lineart and colors and *nuts* yeah nice art yeah i saved him oohuhgh
>>562578410i hope you will sometime make art worth looking at.
Imagine if it was revealed that Carol was a guy named Carl.This doesn’t work because Noelle talks about her mom/Carol beforehand plus all the mayor stuff. You would know Noelle has 2 dads.
>>562578410*licks him*
>>562578591so true fatty tubers
>>562578410fuuuuuuuuuuuck I need this
>>562576373Unironically overdetailed, I know someone here posted a version that looked more simplified
I dislike transfem content way more than trasmasc content which I’m neutral on or like, and I didn’t realize it’s because I don’t like women very much and not because I’m transphobicThis is relevant because I saw “transfem tenna” where the poster always refers to tenna with she/her and it made me frown a little
>>562578971>i dislike when retards eat shit, but i am neutral if they drink pissglad your opinion is so intricate on things that betray how little it matters.
>angy
>>562555976HELL YEAH i actually got to kill kris in the weird route mode, this game is awesome once you figure out the little tricks to get through the attacks avoiding as much damage as possible, considering that the attacks are in a set pattern
good night jackbox friends
>shit-eating out of NOWHEREClassic northern German
thnks for the jack
>>562578971Based?
thanks for jorkborxing see you tomorrow possibly
I dislike weight loss content way more than weight gain content which I’m neutral on or like, and I didn’t realize it’s because I don’t like skinny faves very much and not because I’m weight-progressionphobic.This is relevant because I saw “weight loss Tenna” where the poster always refers to Tenna with being happy skinny and it made me fart a little
>>562579286what's classical southern german or eastern german?
>>562579312on what?
>>562579437I am so sorry for your weight loss.
>>562579510Not much, what's classical southern german or eastern german with you?
>>562579861what
>>562579437thats because the WL stuff generally sucks in terms of quality, theyre usually 2012 deviantart esque pics in terms of art quality, not to mention that mr. (ant) tenna being content with being skinny is a crime against humanity, monsterkind and darknerhood.
>>562578971>always refers to tenna with she/herI hate it when people use non-canon pronouns in unrelated conversations. I don't mind if they're talking about a specific piece of fanart or fanfic where the pronouns are accurate, but if they're just talking about the game normally and they casually slide their headcanon in there, it's obnoxious.
>>562580051CUTE!
>>562578459>>562578524>>562578616>>562578701Thank you, it is my pleasure
ty for the games jackbox buddies ganbarimasu
An African or European swallow?
>>562580156don't worry, i believe in you and that your art skills can reach relevance if only you made things that mattered, but first you must believe in yourself enough to create something grander than garbage.
>>562580291>t. seething fatfaggot
Painter made fatfags unbearably entitled
Can the next OP be Seam?
painter is a myth to scare women/children into painting faves in certain BMIs?didn't know that.
>>562580156don't worry, i believe in you and that your art skills can reach relevance if only you made things that were 3D, so I could have sex with them, but first you must believe in yourself enough to create something grander than non-sapience.
You're going to have sex with me
>>562580658the only thing you managed to fuck is your life.
>>562580707when and where? i could go for a romp
>>562580587When Kraut posts stuff like this I like to imagine him like the guy from Memento with /utg/ facts tattooed all over his body but they're all slightly wrong.
>>562580751Fortunately the fat rolls are a canvas with room for error
>>562580392*barricades the fit fighter tenna from your vile words with my fat tenna tank* TVS TOGETHER...STRONG.
>>562580737At least I’m not arguing with someone on 4trans at 6:00 AM :3
Deeply enjoy this Dess
>>562581016you are.
>>562581101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8
>>562581101It’s not 6:00 AM, silly billy!
It's 10:45 PM.
>>562580089usually people slipping headcanons into conversations is called out (especially shipping-related headcanons), but it's never called out when the pronouns imply the character is trans, you can see people around use she/her pronouns for ralsei like its nothing when back in the ch2 era people would call them out and point out that it's femboy erasure and that the person calling ralsei she/her is most likely a gay coping by saying that he's actually a woman
its 11:47pm
>>562581347we live in the same time zone let's get married
>>562581385ok, please treat me right
>>562581347>>562581385Me too can we kiss
I am also in that time zone but do not touch me please
>>562581576prepare.
>>562581179it is here, so you are.it's raining somewhere else.
>>562581686you can have soft pretzels and nacho cheese but then you gotta leave okay
Steel Ball Run episode 2 is never airing
>>562581728haha ok gramps now let’s get you to bed or you’ll be crankies today
>>562581924Instead of actually teaching anything for the day, Alphys went on an unhinged rant about how Netflix fucked over Steel Ball Run and they don't even have a release schedule for the entire duration of the class and only like 2 of her students knew what she was talking about
mettaton asmrhttps://voca.ro/1k38WA4ab1rN
>>562581924Maybe it's best that it never gets too far. I wasn't ready for what came later in that series.
>>562582103I feel like everyone but Jockington and Temmie would know what she’s talking about.
Robot pornography above me do not click
>>562582205Actually yeah you're right everyone would probably know because of the Johnny Von spam everywhere (even if they don't know what a Jojo is beyond "the anime with the gay poses")
>>562527762https://files.catbox.moe/358fhb.pngeaster doodle
>>562582356>The easter bunny because he hopslol
>>562582356I want him so fucking bad
>>562582205I bet we could have an hours-long debate over whether Kris and Susie watch anime. They don't, btw.
>>562581912Yaaay
>>562582756susie played a jrpg and kris is into smash bros therefore the truth is somewhere in between and green
>>562582756Kris does.Susie watched all of DBZ but didn't know it was from japan.
>>562582756Kris doesn’t like anime, Susie I doubt has watched any.
anime SUCKS
>>562582886wait, fuck. kris is a wavedasher, all smash nerds are anime nerds. nevermind, you destroyed the kris doesn't watch anime argument instantly
>>562583089sure thing, ANIME SWORDSMAN
>>562582756Kris watches anime but lies about it because they're embarrassed and don't want Berdly to know.
>>562581946haha, don't you have to go to school, kid?you shouldn't be here, they say curse words here.go play with legos.
>>562583168a blue haired one in the dark world, even
Good night fwiends
kris called themself an eren yeager kinnie for years then pretended they'd never heard of aot after the ending dropped
>>562580751Don't believe his lies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAowezaLtPE
The fact Berdly never comments on Kris being a blue haired anime swordfighter means he's either lying about being a Smash fan or actually liked Byleth
>>562583436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDJ7U64fcJM
>>562583472the fuck is an eren yeager
>>562583526Kris self-inserts as generic anime sword fighters because that's how they view themself.
>>562583629it's that shit you drop into a guinness i think
>>562583629a slave to freedom
>>562583739A nitrogen nucleation ball?
Marth but blue
>>562527762I hate drawing hair, bros.
>>562583828yea true
>>562583828If Kris is Marth But Blue how come we never see them grabbing someone from 3 feet away due to janky ass hitboxes
>>562583712Kris likes the idea of being a knight simply because it means dying in service to a higher power.
>>562583923that's what he'll do when he reveals his power level in chapter 6
>>562583629
>>562584015his name seems yiddish.just a heads-up.
Kris isn’t even a knight, they’re a squire.
>>562584134they get upgraded if you Beat The Game
>>562584134Not after Chapter 3
>>562583923>we never see them grabbing someone from 3 feet away due to janky ass hitboxesKris can hurt the enemy even when they swing their sword from like the other side of the room
>>562584225>>562584250Well they’re still a squire because nothing changes outfit wise.
Kris was top tier due to their unique "tipper" mechanic until it was so nerfed that it barely functions in Ultimate.
>>562583881very cute
She’s kind of old, ugly, and nasty, but
>>562584836iunno.would.
>>562584836I want her to enslave me, but only me and no one else.
>>562585029you want to be enslaved by everyone slut
when i do bad in jackbox i feel like i've failed my bloodline
>>562585207when i do bad i feel like i've failed
>>562585207This except I post my art to /youteegee/ and it sucks.
cuddly fave sex send post
>>562585110>smelly armpit fetish game
>>562585336what kind of art?
>>562585560you just want to tell them it sucks, don't you
have you ever known anybody that faked having bones
I've faked having a spinehaha*crying*
>>562585683Yes.
Bones are fake and gay.
>>562585730But The Earth Grew a Spine
>>562585658depends.soulful art, with substance, normal faves?why would i hate that?however if its just going to be retarded gay shit and tennaspam then you might wanna consider eating detergent.
we r going to die
thread so deaddead dead threadthread so dead i shit my bed
We will not die!
>>562586916
Wait so bad it dusted all of /utg/ but me
Fave thinks Bill Waterson's art absolutely fucks and he slaughters every other Sunday panel comic and he's probably just as good as other comic inkers from around that era.
>>562585553The prospect of Asgore getting Spamton-ified next chapter excites me.
>>562587362Damn straight.
Good news! We are not dying! We are going to live forever!
I really think when we see Asriel he'll be very feminine like Ralsei. Maybe not as feminine, but close.
>>562587614Ralsei isn't feminine, though
>>562587389why does she call him "Asgore" and not Kris' dad or Mr. Dreemurr. Bit weird innit
>>562586916This post made me look up if nukes were launched or somethingI mean uh the Roaring
>>562587879>>562587879>>562587879bird
>>562587795The sudden 100->0 post times with that message made me think something big was happening too but nope everybody is just too busy jerking off to talk
>>562587890but thats not a bird at all
>>562588043bird, but blue
>>562582756Kris hates anime, but it's the kind of hatred that can only arise from being forced to watch it (primarily by Asriel, probably also Noelle and Berdly, and maybe even Dess)Susie watches anime in <10 minute long segments in 240p on Monstertube in the libraryThese are undeniable canon facts
