Late Knight Edition Previous snacks: >>562527652 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com -The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 -Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale) -Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ -Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH -Fanart Archives>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg -/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/ -Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font -/utg/ Canvases>Current: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87031452-9445-6936>Previous: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87014223-3106-4870>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh -Pippins Wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org -Thread Template (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIJEfmP55cY
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>562587930I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
DELTARUNE...IS WAITING. AND WAITING.AND MORE WAITING...
very TELLY
goat morning undertale general
>>562588776real toby gag that would/will be in the game
you see i was worried about being 30 minutes late until i realized the late nightners were boooooooooring
>>562588889Goat morning goatbrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B9DsaVDP6I
>>562589443You deserve to suffer for neing a stimmies chaser
COME ON OUT, YOU RAPIST!
>>562588889Goat morning!
fave hates jacob & esau
>>562589613>>562590254hello hello friendos, how are you guys doing today?
>>562590414I just got up and about to drink coffee. Will spend some time with family today.
>>562590414Same as always, doom n such.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2tw9aWfu_w
>>562590569>>562590652glad to hear that! :D
I LOVE TV!
Smoking the shit that made Wing Ding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ZKYrAi8NQ
Smokin that thang that made Undyne the Undying
>>562591348Smoking that evil necromancer shadow pack watered with the blood of a thousand dragons.
Kris got molested by Dess
>>562591501Shit's so purple it should be asking me where's RalseiW.Digga, this shit will turn your SURVEY_PROGRAM off. Roaring levels of sour, lung iceshocking, snowgraver kush.Shit got black shards on it so you know the LV to EXP ratio is fucking swag DarknerYeah this that nefarious dark prince moss this shit straight outta scarlet forest this shit is what's killin Rudy rip my nigga for real dawg
We do not pray for immortality, but only not to see our acts and all things stripped suddenly of all their meaning; for then it is the utter emptiness of everything reveals itself.
Judge Faveden
Happy Easter, losers.
Give me your best Krusie
>>562591971>>562593346
>>562594757Kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiz1F3DpQeY
>>562594035Happy Egg Day
>>562594672Too many to choosie
I love fish
Godzilla: Final Faves
>>562598415ZAMN THE SOUL IS STACKED!!!!!!!!!! HUMINAHUMINA AWOOOOGA
The sad thing about Chapter 3-4 being out is that you can't make jokes about Noelle's hypothetical mayor mom being named absurdly unlikely things that begin with C like Cum or Cock or Chara anymore
>>562598693Carlos
C...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z44tnU4RSzQ
Berdly's favorite anime is Hunter x Hunter and he calls it "soft seinen." Noelle's favorite anime is Elfen Lied.
>>562601287Kris uses editing software to cut out all the long conversations from Naruto, leaving only the fights to watch it with Susie.
Every Underrune character should read/watch AKIRA.
>>562601773
>>562601287Kris pronounces the X out loud and pronounces Lied like the English word specifically to piss the both of them off
>>562600215goat
>>562601950Kris also says "Look I'm like Akira on his bike" specifically because they know Akira isn't the guy who did the slide and it pisses people off
>>562602267That's my Krisp
>>562602140The cuteness glands are located in the ears, the more they're stimulated, the cuter he becomes
>>562587879Hooman!
>>562598415Sex with tall mommy
so uhany idea what the crystal from the very beginning is suspposed to signify?
>>562601287I think Noelle's fave would probably be Higurashi>Scary>Focus on bonds between friends and family>Characters freaking the fuck out>Town secret that fucks everything up for everybodyThen again it might hit too close to home
>>562604142Also a missing possibly dead sibling whose disappearance causes massive problems
i dont get anything about this game i am a dummy
>>562602512stimmies!
>>562604658that's okay.you are elbow-to-elbow with habitual idiots.if it makes you feel any better: people actually think chara is the bad guy.
>>562604658*grabs you firmly by your shoulders and shakes you violently* LOCK THE FUCK IIINNN
>>562604945chara is the bad guy thoughbecause chara made me do thing that i regrettedwhich says alot about our society
>>562605280>found another idiotgonna entrap you in a floating tesseract and concentrate your idiot essence.
>>562605429>angy
just ate alllll of this packet of dark chocolate. fuck you
Helping Asgore gather some color-appropriate flowers for the celebration after tomorrow morning's church proceedings to accompany the snack tray I put together for the food table, and as we take the pastel flora inside so I can fastidiously (and unnecessarily) refine their layout around the metal plate for a perfect balance I occasionally see him staring down the triangular crestless pimento cheese sandwiches with an unspoken temptation within my peripheral vision (I had of course secretly prepared several spare ones in the fridge in the event he got peckish as we were arranging our contribution, seeing his eyes light up at their discovery was easily worth the extra effort). Finding Asgore looking troubled with his cheek propped up by his arm on the kitchen counter as I inquire about what's eating at him with a hand on his shoulder, after which he explains that it's simply minor stressors building into worry with work and some popular flowers he really needs to start growing soon having been delayed by the elongated iciness of winter (I moved around the counter opposite him to gently immerse my hands within his beard to lift his head and tell him that no matter how difficult things might be, I knew with the utmost confidence he'd be more than ready to handle whatever comes, before giving him a soft kiss on the nose for wordless reinforcement of reassurance). Assisting Asgore in concluding that a nap might not be such a bad idea after all with my best effort at a neck rub upon his arrival home from a long day of replanting all the flowers in Mayor Holiday's garden, and as my day continues into night with me finally able to snuggle in bed beside him I suddenly hear a waking yawn and a greeting of "good morning" with that (admittedly sexy) husky voice he gets after sleeping (he initially rejected my offer to make him a snack out of courtesy, but as he checked the time on his phone with a shock he agreed to try some warm milk in hopes of becoming sleepy again at least)
>>562605636i still have three bars of noisette and daim marabou.
fave saw dubai chocolate on store shelves at a 80% discount and chuckled to themselves
if i roll a zero on this post jevil survives
good morning i love them
>>562606134I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
>>5626059304/5ths is pretty neat, but considering how hyped that piece of shit was, i can imagine that its still above a normal bar of choccy in terms of price.
when is chapter 5 when is chapter 5 when is cagpegr 5 when is cgapter 5 when si cgptwr t
>>562607205Toby has to wait for the race war to die down so 2028
>>562607205oh no.anon is becoming a schizo and his speech quirk is having his dialogue ROT13'd
>>562607205Toby has to wait for the GTA VI hype to die down so 2032.
In GTA VI you can BECOME fave.
I'll take a pound of favesTHAT'S A LOT OF FAVES
>>562604945>Kraut is a Charafag
>>562608240why would i be a charafag?do i look like i hype characters with five lines of dialogue?
>>562607618Batman: Arkham Asylum really makes you FEEL like you're fave
in gta 6 i will kill every mexican i see to avenge toby fox
>>562608284Because you said she wasn't evil.
>>562608548he isn' evil, but i don't care about him.if chara is the devil, i ask you who conjured him into being.
https://x.com/CoolerInker/status/2040550615173009881
>>562608756It's just most Chara haters insist she's pure evil but fair enough germanbro.
>>562609017susie has nipples!? twittoids said she didnt
>>562608486The other main character is a Latina though
>>562609125the espana-spehere all around mundo rejoyce.
>>562608240believe it or not, straight to the dossier
>>562609085Krisp
>>562609019yeah, but things aren't as black or white.i can have opinions without being either pro nor contra.i would also appreciate if people stopped putting chara in S.S. regalia.
Chara is an evil demon girl who possesses Frisk at the Judgement Hall (not the "last corridor")Frisk is innocent and just wants to be a pacifist and is being forced into genocide by CharaSans held Papyrus's scarf and cried loudly with his flaming eye active the whole time during the battle against Chara, and his motivation was revenge against the dirty brother killerThis is the canon Undertale lore and always has been.
>>562609609what did frisk do to get possesed?
>>562609647Nothing, Chara is just evil and wanted to make him kill everyone for fun.
we heil chara here btw
>>562609701>oy vey these over 100 kingdoms, city states and nations hate us for absolutely no reason.
I believe I misspoke, Chara possesses Frisk at the beginning of the genocide run (and ONLY the genocide run) and visually replaces Frisk's body at the Judgement Hall. That's how it went.
>>562609819oho, looks like we have a reaon and cause for the possession now.so YOU do something to provoke his hand.
It actually is kinda funny how the Stronger Than You animation tricked everyone into thinking it was actually called the judgment hall
grrrrrr u faggots stop sharing plain twitter links use xcancel instead or im going to touch yo
>>562609998I hate xitter but dude just change it in the URL bar yourself
>>562609930People thought Gyftmas was real so hard it was a menu item at the Sans Cum Cafe
ominous wiggly boy.
>>562610050
>>562609701Fanon Frisk is also a girl you filthy tourist.
>>562610031im touching you
>>562609473>chara in S.S. regalia.What?>>562610035Gyftmas is canon though.
>>562610035I also remember seeing "oh my stars" used as a substitute for Oh My God (which is said several times in the game) a shit ton of a lot in earlier UT fanfiction but I think that's died out?There's also Kiddo but Sans not saying Kiddo is the "SMB2 is Doki Doki Panic" of Undertale
Chara loves Hitler and the Third Reich. It's canon. Nothing can change it.
>>562610171actually happens more often than you'd think.>>562610239chara is more of a bolshevic financier, the only person befitting of S.S. regalia would be undyne and the royal guard.but given the fact they are "royal" i would say the most accurate faction they'd belong to is the Freikrops.>https://youtu.be/vhVczHM_-zA?list=RDvhVczHM_-zA
hey guys!
>>562610470Toby!
>>562610184Sans doesn't say God because that's swearing and only Fell!Sans is allowed to swear
>>562610470TOBY RELEASE YOUR FUCKING GAME NOWWWWWWWWWW
dess got groomed by kris
>>562610870she got her pussy dess troy ed.
it's always "grooming" this, "groomed" that, why doesn't anyone ever get brided
i wish i had dess as my older sister when i was little so i could get groomed by her
>>562610920what, you want dess to marry kris huh?you want to see her in a pretty white dress, faggot?you like that you sick bastard, you like the idea that she enters into a holy monogamous relationship?i bet you're so vile that you want her to get bridal carried or worse, bridal carry kris, i bet you think that's funny you freak.
kris as the annoying dogdess as the japralsei as the amerifatberdly as the latinx
I wish I could spank kris's spandex ass
>>562611121ESL crowd is fucking wildthey'd sooner sabotage the dev of his own passion project because he doesn't cater to them in HIS passion project than learn english
>>562610805Why is Kris like this?
>>562610995dess letting me play her violent video games and telling me to keep it a secret as she sits me on her lap and smells my hair
>>562611334you and me are also esl tho'
toby is probably playing gmod in his spare time with a fuck ton of gore mods and is just shooting and dismembering mexicans as a way to vent and i think thats beautfiul
>>562611418i have a C2 in english and i would argue that there is a measureable difference in IQ when i play the game the way it is meant to be played, understand that toby has a "vision" and adheres to it autistically and that the community can make a fan translation if they so decided.spaniards need to get fucking good.
>"s"
It's fave's birthday today.
>>562611418>HUMAN, CHECK OUT THIS COOL LIGHTNING POSTER I FOUND IN THE DUMP! IT LOOKS SO EXTREMELY, UTTERLY AWESOME... THAT I'M GOING TO DRAW IT ON A HAT AND SHOW IT OFF ON THE SURFACE! NYOO HOO HOO... I HOPE THE HUMANS CAN HANDLE MY COOLNESS!
im efl but sometimes i speak like an esl becuase im retarded is this okay
>>562611818Happy birthday fave
>>562611685man i never considered susie having a forked tongue...... this changes everyrhing
>>562611890it's only ok if you are an anglo otherwise you're also rootless
>>562612027>Susie whipping her tongue at Kris' face to get the full scent
>>562611121I know this is bait but the term "amerifat" was always so cringe. It doesn't even rhyme or sound catchy, it just sounds mad
>>562612424susie would mlem kris' hair because of the apple shampoo
>>562612709okay, but americans are fat.maybe one needs to bring attention to the fact that they are retarded too?
>>562612709i think it sounds better than american
>angy
>>562612709as a burger ive been fond of amerilard myself, sounds catchier
Is it bad that I think most humans need to die? I think the world would be so much better and freer if there was only about 100 million of us on the planet. At most a billion.
>>562611683That's true but there is no fair and viable explanation for Toby to give Japan a translation in a way that doesn't admit he plays favoritesHe is paying the price for being a mega weaboo
>>562613167You can just say South and Southeast Asia
Well you guys are certainly lovely this morning.
>>562613169The explanation is that he speaks itIf he didn't speak it, he'd probably WANT a Japanese translation because yeah he's a weeaboo, but he wouldn't allow one
>>562613691And the only reason he speaks japanese is because he's a weeb, dude has 0% japanese blood, once again playing favorites with cultures
>>562613691He put out an entire book about how he didn't speak Japanese when Undertale was translated
The word "weeaboo" is so fucking stupid
>>562613398everyone is miserable lately
weeaboos are cool because they correctly identify that japan is the only country worth giving a shit about in the world currently
NIHON SUGOI BANZAI toby said after killing goyjins
good posters when?
im a good poster... meoow....moew....moewo
i had actually forgotten that south americans are complete subhumans for a couple of years therewhoa
>>562613824Based, Toby should be a Koreaboo instead and half the cast play Starcraft
here's a good post for ya *brraaaapppppp*
south americans are either raped fandomtrannies or they post themselves killing small animals on tiktok theres no in-between. ...well actually i have one brazilian friend who doesnt do either hes cool
>>562613169toby owes us nothing, this is HIS dream baby and he translates it into languages in which he can verify that hte words come with the gravity that he wishes them.he even approves of dialect useage to give characters certain quirks and gives more emphasis on how they carry themselves.toby is allowed to be a fat cum-sucking weeb, spain-spazzes could handle undertale in 2016, they can handle deltarune.if they can't - tough luck.toby said he wouldn't make a german translation, which is something i would do if i could somehow extract the dialogue files.
I'm cheerful and happy and would love to post about fave but you guys would insult me and tell me fave is stupid and my ideas are stupid and my love is stupid and I'm stupid and that hurts my stupid feelings so goodbye
>>562614921booooo we hate your pussy boooooooo
>>562614921Probably for the best, there are some real putrid people posting at the moment. I wish you happiness
>>562614892should be pretty easy to do, just search around on modding discordsthis continuation of the xentax forums also has lots of knowledge on things like that https://reshax.com/
do you think there will be a non english, non japanese translation that toby will release in the next 10 year?
im a real putrid people but i wouldnt make fun of your fave..
faves leg hurts
>>562614892I don't think he owes people anything, that's not the point I want to makeHe made himself a wholesome chungus persona in the internet who's so squeaky clean and positive and appears to love everyone but he plays favorites which feels rather hypocritical
this reheated bait sucks
>>562615249The fact you call yourself that tells me you're no one of them. I won't dignify the actual bad people with replies
>>562615412not the anon but it is a bit disappointing that he didnt make himself more chuddy to distance himself from these people back when he released undertale. obviously that doesn't mean fucking flinging 'i hate niggers' around at any given moment, but he is in a really precarious spot right now that even not wanting to translate YOUR OWN GAME is enough to almost cause a social suicide avalanche event.
>>562615248Now that he's said he's "looking into" doing other translations he's going to have to deliver or people will make fun of him even more
>>562615412>He made himself a wholesome chungus persona in the internet who's so squeaky cleanIt’s weird that in the modern era not being a talkative douche who uses the internet as an intrusive thoughts machine is seen as some kind of secular sin, how did basic internet privacy get this demonized?
>>562615561Even way chuddier indie devs translate their games so I'm not sure if that would've saved himAlthough there's definitely a "the white boy acts like The Wokeler as long as it's convenient to him" aspect to this particular PR disaster
>>562615636I don't think anyone believes the three dudes at Team Cherry are assholes, and they barely have a social media presence and communicate with fans only the absolute minimalToby's case is particularly grating because he's a westener trying to adopt a quirky japanese content creator schtick while everyone knows at this point he's very aware of everything that happens in his own fandom
Way to completely dodge the point fucko
>>562587879Who even did all the thread templates stuff? I feel like the fanart archives and the comicbin could be better desu, I was trying to find an artist in it and I'm pretty sure they're not in there at all (It's sai-shou who I'm pretty sure now have a lot of deleted stuff or stuff that's scattered across the internet now)
>>562615636I'd agree with you but Toby deliberately wiped all douchy things he ever said on the internet in order to appeal to the same crowd that's now vilifying him.
>>562615561>make himself more chuddy Yeah see that doesn't work because "making yourself more chuddy" just means you were always a chud just pretending not to be one. Dude is just genuinely sticking to his own beliefs about things. I mean it's obvious based on the fact chuds make the worst art/media known to man and love ai generated slop because the "wokies" are actually the people who have talent.
>>562615895Team Cherry also didn't have a newsletter with multiple issues of>Development is going well!!!! Check out this Japan only side project!!!! Check out all my Japanese connections!!!!!!! (Laughs)
>>562615985>pre-2020 /utg/ would say this was an intelligent move>modern /utg/ is now pearlclutchingkekky
>>562616018this ragebaits not working sis
>>562616087If truth makes you angry, it's not my fault.
>>562615636It’s the result of parasocial behavior literally becoming normalized, you’re seen as in the wrong for not casually interacting with mentally ill lonely retards who have systematically burnt bridges with literally everyone they knew in the real world (because they’re mentally ill and use the internet as escapism), and they want to cozy up to you in hopes that you make them infinite yummies (for free)Shit’s a very awkward time to try to become some sort of content creator yourself because of all of this, you have to keep an insane amount of distance between yourself and your fanbase if you realistically don’t want to go fucking crazy
>>562616068It wasn't a smart move in hindsight.
the wokies really thought toby was more woke than he was a gaymer and a japfag, kek
>>562616153the truth in question:
All this because Lowtax banned hentai
>>562616379
>>562616761can't be worse than microplastics
>>562616671the fuck does any of this mean?
>>562616301>Shit’s a very awkward time to try to become some sort of content creator yourself because of all of this, you have to keep an insane amount of distance between yourself and your fanbase if you realistically don’t want to go fucking crazynot helped by COVID making people go bonkers even years later
speaking of parasocial behaviour, i was on twitter and i saw that jenna ortega is dating a washed up singer who was apparently a nazi around 15 years ago (i think he just used the aesthetics or whatever to appear edgy) and everyone wants them both dead. i think everyone in the world just went fucking crazy after covid. i couldn't imagine caring about who dates who like this. fucking barmy shit.
>>562617221when the internet became normal for non nerds to use it was over
tumblr actually won, mental illness became normalized on the internet
i'm still waiting for libitina project from dan salvato, so toby fox is actually very fast at developing games
>>562617221I lost so many people after covid that I think it drove me crazy, pre covid times was special and didn't has as many loonies as now
is /utg/ really complaining about schizos now?
Unironic whinging about how woke has gone too far in 2026, while we're heading into the worst recession and global war in years because of chuddery propaganda, in an Undertale/Deltarune of all things. I hope human stupidity doesn't kill us off before we Deltarune gets finished
>>562617895>complaining about deranged people who spend 16-20 hours every single day stalking and harassing real-world people because of warped logic in their own headyeah mang
i'd rather have a global recession and global war thank you very much
>>562617924Neither too much woke or too much chud are good.Balance must be restored in the Force
>>562617924>war is bad even thought undertale/deltarune woudln't have happened without it>undertale/deltarune fanhypocrite
posting is more important
Love this Undertale/Deltarune discussion. Love how anons will fervently grasp on any opportunity to create political culture war derails possible. Love how jannies do nothing about it.
The guy getting bitchy about Toby got REAL quiet
if you need to ask jannies to censor people instead of making good posts....
*thinking about fave fucking me while we both wear bunny ears*
>>562618337There's nothing to talk about because Torbert won't finish the fucking chapter
>>562616761bigger and blurrier versionno need to thank me, no no no, please, hold your applauds...
>>562618337you loving that is good because love is on-topic for undertale/deltarune.
I love Kriselle
>>562618593Not all heroes wear capes.
im a really hateful person but i love everyone on my computer in the games UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE
*thinking about fave cuddling me while we're both in bunny costumes*
>>562618689These characters would not say thesethings
>>562618728not all goatposters are half-naked when they post
>>562618781The 2020s have turned me into a misanthrope but I still love Undertale and Deltarune
>>562618857Man...
>>562619130dude....
>>562619217bro
>>562619301my guy
i want to cuddle with ralsei he probably smells like strawberrys
>>562619384boi
>>562619568mah boydinnnnnerrrrr
How come Undertale and Deltarune are all about monsters and ghouls but neither of the games is translated into Transylvanian? Is Toby committing spooksploitation?
>>562619645BAAmb
>>562619836bababababa
Toby raped me behind a mcdonalds back in 2017 and it will all be revealed
I can't tell if rosegate or translationgate produced worse bait/posters but the case for the latter is pretty strong today.
>>562619909Fruity goat
>>562620125veggie goat
>>562619684>Translate it to a language that's barely spoken by vampires anymoreThis is like trying to translate it to Latin
>>562620264Sweet goat
>>562619909BAAlls
>>562620450>>562620457BÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>562619964the craziest part? the perpetrators for both are the same
>>562620551BAAAAAAAAA to the bone
>>562619964Rosegate was at least kind of funny in so much as shitposters made a hard pivot from “DA NEW CHAPTERS SUCK” to “n-no man they were perfect don’t change them :(((“ in a way that I feel deflated a lot of early contrarianism
>>562620690baba BAAAAAA bebe ba
>>562620690Criminally minded individual
>>562620848>>562620880Big bad BAAss
>>562610438I meant what is Chara in S.S regalia. Nazi Chara?
>>562587879Ive been, hold on*checks on topicness of current posts*>mmhmm goats>yep yep>uhoh jannies were invoked, something happened in the upper scrollsEh we'll do 40/60 So ive been eating these cheddar jalapeno cheetos because turkey sandwiches beg for something salty like fritos, but i found these cheetos and they have been pretty great it's basically seasoned cheetos come on buddy how can you hate that?Oh right the 40 so back when the Knight was RELAX DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANT TO GO DO IT RELAX DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANNA CUUUUUUUUUM
>>562621126A force-a-nature
>>562620880>>562621126>>562621353>>562621378GOAT GOES BÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>562615126>discordi'd sooner eat soap.
can i get raped by ralsei already fuck
>>562621378>>562621420Float like a BAAterfly, sting like a BAA
i do not understand the appeal of posting the same rotation of images every day for 7 years
>>562621615Ralcky
>>562621615where is his pEEEEEEEEnis
>>562619217Lies, lucid dreaming is real but it is like when the conditions are right and you stay in the dream which is like mining for it every night
https://soundcloud.com/deltarune-mictest/ch3-03-the-e-mail-guy
>>562621696It's called stimming
>>562621696I personally toil in the Ral mines for minutes on end to get fresh fluff
>>562621420Baaaaa to the bone>>562621696Goats are silly like that
>>562621696I don't get it either, I'm purposely scrolling through a 100gb plus archive just to find the right image because I hate repeating images too many times
> no one wants to hang out with him> treated as the butt of the joke most of the time> only values himself based on academic merit or achievements in video games> gets hospitalized and literally only one person cares, zero if you don't make kris visit the hospital > not even his own parents or teachers care that he's about to dieis anyone else here literally him or is it just me
>>562621710Clubbaar Lang>>562621782It's right there, blocking your view of his right leg.
>>562621710>>562621996>>562622107okay, here's my caaar
Happy Easter, /utg/
>>562591971And Asriel
>>562621561sorry but if you wanna reverse engineer games to make mods and stuff you either join ten different discords for it and deal with the abomination of a search function it has, or you start from scratch and take years to get anywhere
>>562588016yeah i love buckethead
>>562622267Happy Easter to you as well
>>562621821The Art of the Stimmies
>>562622079>not even his own parents or teachers care that he's about to dieIs there any evidence of this? We haven't even seen his parents (unless you count the anniversary stream, maybe?). Clearly someone is paying his bills
>>562622079They play minecraft with him sometimes so he doesn't suspect they actually all hate him
>>562594672I'll give you my worst
any UTDR song that isn't sad or peaceful just sounds like shit
Oh boy! Only 6 more months of dieting left until I hit my target weight!I sure hope Deltarune Chapter 5 comes out within that window or I will freak the fuck out!
kill all gay furries (except the fatassed ones)
>>562622608Say that about Black Knife, Ruder Buster, and Guardian to my face one more time
>>562622212Show me your cAAc, Ralsei! Ralsei, show me your cAAc!
>>562622465Kris stacked brown bricks in Minecrap with him literally once because he felt bad about trolling him. Also Berdly didnt know it was Kris.
>>562622608Saying Bonetrousle sounds like shit is probably a war crime in several countries at this point
>>562622456Perhaps his parents are constantly at work or something. Still, poor Berd, something tells me he's not gonna exit the plot of Weird Route that easily.
>>562622717>>562622759BLACK KNIFE. RUDER BUSTER. BONETRUSSLE. AND GUARDIAN SOUND LIKE FUCKING SHIT!! RAAAAAAAAAAGH *starts fighitng you like one of my animes
>>562622267Happy Easter!
>>562622749Knowing what we know about Kris know I am inclined to believe they only play Minecrap with Berdly because it's so easy to both play him and get a rise out of him
>>562622747>jumps in the cAAc
>>562622079The disproportionate cruelty Berdly often receives (sometimes by Toby himself) as opposed to attempted murderers and genocidal maniacs is summed up by this post basically. In fandoms being annoying is the worst thing you can be >inb4 Tumblryeah yeah whatever
>>562622747sure
>>562622995That last post lmfao
>>562622995Berdly is both annoying and UNINTERESTING, that is his true singenocidal maniacs are inherently interesting
>>562622079>zero if you don't make kris visit the hospitalkris carried berdly to the hospital in weird route
>>562622792If your child was in the hospital in critical condition and your work wouldnt give you some time off to be with them you should just shoot up the place
>>562622995This is a TUMBLR POST *makes out with you*
>>562622960BAAing around at the speed of cAAc>>562623049Big CumDick Inside
>>562622343yeah, but i speak english, all i am saying is that i COULD.i once got bored and translated spamton and the prophecy.
>>562622995>In fandoms being annoying is the worst thing you can beHell even in real life. Some people act like Vivziepop is worse than Hitler
i think we should just kill all fandoms
>>562623535why do you spend your time on English site? are Americans just that more enjoyable than your home country?
>>562622995Its that combined with Berdly not actually learning anything at all because chapter 2 was just a dream. He forces things on Noelle in chapter 2 and does the same exact thing in chapter 4 simply so a Suselle moment could be forced. At this point Toby isnt building up a long character arc for Berdly, Berdly is just a punching-bag gag character used as a plot device to further the development of real characters.
>>562623603yeah I'm ok with this let's do it
>>562622995Berdly is the Skyler White of Deltarune
>>562622843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sqfPkCcyM*comes at u Levi style*
>>562623645a lot ot sites are english because its a simple language, it doesn't have the melodic beauty of italian or the correctness of german, but it is used for its ease-of-use and because the english are hated but historically overrespresented as the aggressor, their culture is kind of everywhere, but its nowhere remembered fondly.
>>562623684>At this point Toby isnt building up a long character arc for BerdlyHe is, but it's exclusive to Weird Route. Trust the plan.
what if Toby's dream ending is actually really stupid
>>562623468thank you for posting with me, im off to play some vidya now, cya!
>>562623939you like us more hehe
>>562623923>Skylar White of DeltaruneToriel is right there man
>>562623939Rate portuguese
>>562623950>i get to beat the shit out of berdly twicenoelle, cast ABSOLUTE ZERO.
replaying windwaker for the 50th time in my life. its so fucking comfy brahs..
>>562624016Bye-Bye-Bye-Bye
>>562623603That's like saying "let's get rid of furries". Good luck
>>562624095the feral forest spanish in exile.pastel de nata yum yum.having an opinion on portugal is like having an opinion on lichtenstein or luxemburg.they're kind of irrelevant.
>>562624164wow youre so lucky. i wish i had gamecube games instead of just a gamecube
This thread took a weird route huh
>>562613169What's wrong with playing favorites? Japan made most of the games Toby loves and was inspired by and the US made the rest, why not prioritize those two over other countries? Latinxs should consider making a good RPG if they want something in return. Bug Fables doesn't count.
>>562624308nah im emulating it. i might actually buy a gamecube controller though. i sometimes get confused when using my ps controller
>>562624529you could borrow mine if you want. not like im using it... sigh......
>>562624465NTA but what’s wrong imo is that he isn’t capable of admitting it
>>562624643we..we could play together anon... and...m-make out too.. if you want... hahh
>>562624465What is wrong is that he did not prostrate himself publicly and admit he is a weaboo and instead insisted on speaking the language he relies on a lpcalization company for
>>562623535oh you made a typo then when you said you "would" do it given the tools
>>562624692actually it turns out i have a uman anal cavity that i've gotta go get checked out s-so. y-yes very serious indeed. also cotton mouth
tung
>>562624847yeah, i would, but not by any means.not by means of using pedophilic software.
>>562625097i dont like how toriel is drawn makes me so sad
I don’t want to do all the things I have to I don’t want to get up tomorrow I don’t want to keep working and working and chasing unattainable goals and being fried under the giant magnifying glass of society and being judged and being scrutinized and being a pathetic nothing suffocating under everybody else and being humiliated in a new unavoidable way every single day of my life because I’m defective and they know it I just want to draw fave forever and not have to think I want to drown in it
>>562625136she looks like shes hiding raw meat in her cheeks
>>562624164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or8y5EC1_Rs>when the wind sails are in the right spot and you have max speednobody else captured that feeling, I played Dredge to chase that and it was spooky manic lore bait, more Subnautica fear than Windwaker adventure
>>562625136She looks like the We Built This City cows
>>562625197that sounds like alot bby youre not defective you sound overwhelmed
I only ever played the remaster for Wind Waker like about 13 years ago so I looked up a comparison between the two and Jesus, the remaster kinda just looks like shit. Not at all how I remembered it. Even though I've never played the original Wind Waker, the original does look better. Love how bold it looks in colours and stuff.
>>562623991We shrug and say >well we have our faves
>>562622995Berdly ass post. You're right though because this annoying shit did make me want to obliterate you with my mind.
Berdly isn't that annoying or even prevalent enough in the game to be annoying for long.
I never played a Zelda game in my life
>>562625318dredge was probably my biggest disappointment of last year. tedious time crunch bullshit. please fill this giant mural up with only these particular types of eldritch fish
>>562625575> the remake wasn't that long->2013Who do I blame for this? Toby? You?
>>562625942Blame DA JOOS>>562625883If you're ever interested in them I'd say just pick one in the series that takes your fancy and play it. I do that with pretty much any game I play.
>>562588016VESSEL_FOUNDhttps://files.catbox.moe/ui9bkb.mp4
>>562625489sniffffnrfnghnthank yough
>>562625883There was an anon who said they didn't like playing games or the challenge and I posted Path of Pain music like a dweebI want to play my favorite games with yoy and that anon and explain all the fun facts I know and will google and elaborate why these games are the best and why my taste is fantastic
>>562626150you are the type of person to blame them for the spoiled milk in your fridge.
>>562626167*hugs you* youre great and youre gonna be okAlso, fuck em (figuratively, literally with me)
>>562625575Doesn't the remaster at least fix the quest for the tri-force pieces near the end so it's more fun? The original felt unfinished when I was a kid
>>562626269But what if they did spoil my milk in the fridge
>>562626157Did you actually make this? This is really cool
>>562625883They're ok.Nintendo maintains its grip on family households by making games that are slightly above mid.
>>562625886I didn't even finish that part lmao you already know
>>562625942It is weird how TP HD and WW HD still haven't been ported to the switch
>>562626347Hm.. Not entirely sure. I only played it when I was a kid. But I did read up on how the speed sail you get from the auction is only in the remaster. So they probably did some other stuff with it too.
>>562626426>Majoras Mask>BotW>Oracles (you better say it is because they are Capcom and do not count as Nintendo)>midThat's it, meet me at the flagpole after school
>>562626380Yup!https://x.com/FAT3BOUNDFollow the official twitter for more updates!
>>562626363assume responsibility for your actions.they have enough on their plate that they are guilty of that they should answer for.
Big black rapist with a massive 20 inch rod that rapes anyone that talks shit on nintendo games made before the wii u
>>562614892Toby owes me sex
>>562626616That’s fucking awesome!! Yay :D
wii u more like pee yeewww
>>562626594I said they were slightly above mid.They are engaging and entertaining games. That's what I said.I have never been completely blown away and floored by a Zelda game.
All of Toby's behavior makes sense when you realize he's a Nintendo kid
>>562626471same deal here. not to mention the time-sensitive hermits who will die if you dont feed them a particular fish in a set amount of time. shit stiiiiinks
>>562624465You're playing favorites with cultures and people, not your favorite sports team
>>562626702Can you at least make your fetish Undertale or Deltarune related
lets all BROFIST
>>562625883You played one in chapter 3
instagram reels loves showing me indians being killed
>>562626810Same here anon, I loved a lot of other nintendo series(Mario, kirby, metroid) but zelda just isn't that good and it isn't from a lack of me trying, I have no idea how that series became as big as it did
>>562627107they have a weird affinity for trains.
>>562627107>brofists you
>>562626810This poster is under 22
>>562626810>I have never been completely blown away and floored by a Zelda game.Understandable. Not every game can be Nier Replicant.
>>562626810>slightlyThat is also not "Masterpiece" or "Classics", and thus, earns you the flagpole wedgie. Any last words?>they are engaging and entertaining games.That's Tetris and Super Monkey Ball. Mike, proceed with lifting anon up by the underwear with the excavator.
Christ is risen this day! Rejoice! Alleluya!
>>562616940yes it's the virovirokun (virus) still being spread and not just le lockdown that was 6 fucking years ago
Deltarune Chapter 3 isn't Zelda it's Hydlide
>>562627195>>562627412Berdly coded posts
>>562626157I love this. The Susie graffiti in the bathroom was perfect.
>>562626873Games like that are so annoying. Refund avoiding design.
>>562627601Yeah, I'm Berdley, as in, amongst the gamer god pantheon
Fave just watched a couple of minutes of Mr Beast and they still don't get how someone so uncharismatic and boring could get so popular.
>>562616671what?are we okay?
>>562627758>>562627962lel
>>562627927Children and ESLs love him
Fave doesnt understand the appeal of black rock shooter
>>562627927Other fave used to watch Mr. Beast before he blew up, Mr. Beast used to be funny and did funny/interesting shit back then when he was below 300k subs, thinks other fave
>>562627927His viewers are genuine NPCs just like aislop content farm fans
why are my faves always talking to me about some bullshit!!!!!!!
Listen just because I don't walk around in a Triforce Tshirt and have numerous Nintendo themed bumper stickers on my car doesn't mean you have to get mad at me.
Goat morning /ueeteegee/
since were on the topic, whats UR favourite retro game /utg/? using /vr/s rules for this one so nothing after 2007
>>562627962why was just the image deleted here?
>562627962that was quick.
>>562625815Berdly hate pre ch2 was a failure of the inferior english language. The only thing he does is prevent Noelle from becoming your partner (justified since Kris is a weirdo who would later mindbreak Noelle as soon as they were partnered up), and make a stupid face when he tells you that with Sews you Lose (also justified). It comes off mean in english while in nihongo the way Berdly speaks shows genuine concern.
>>562627927>beast games ad on home screen of tv>starts with jimmy screaming at the top of his lungs>always listen to rain sounds on tv to sleep>always sleep with remote in bed>roll over on remote while asleep>wake up in the middle of the night to mrbeast screamingNIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
>>562628193The song or the franchise? If you mean the song, it's very of its time, if you weren't in the scene back then then you'll never understand why people liked it.
>>562628581Objectively good retro game?Super MetroidChildhood classic close to my heart?Spyro the Dragon
>>562628581Cave Story
>>562628581Marathon trilogy. No, not the new one.
>>562628635the chicken nugger must suffer.
>>562627758Thats a major power they can only cast once a day
>>562629218my power must be "circle of frenzy"
What the fuck is he even talking about
>>562628671Theres a song?
Deltarune took so long to make One Piece's main villain finally actually showed up
>>562629343PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
>>562628581This is a REALLY tough choice, maybe the the hardest one I've had so far in my life
>>562629343weed stoner rambling
>>562629343This is actual nonsense
>>562628193Imagine you were a 14 year old in the 2010s, you were really into action anime where characters wield giant weapons. You're also getting into SoL with female characters but you thought "this is fine, but I would like it more if the girls could fight epic battles sometimes", you thought magical girls were gay though. Here comes an OVA and anime series about angsty high school girls where you also see them fight in an alternate universe using giant weapons, it had kickass art direction and really good CGI for the time to boot. This was when the brainworms finally take over and you were no longer the same person you were before.
>>562629403ill allow u to pick 3 games if that would help you :D
>>562628581Kingdom Hearts 2, Oblivion, Bully, Guitar Hero 2, Call of Duty 3, Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy, GTA San Andreas, Super Mario 64 DS, Forza Motorsport, Gen 3 Pokemon, Dead Rising, Battlefront 2, World of Warcraft, and Runescape were all in my rotation around the cutoff date for retro and that's not even touching my actual childhood games on SNES/PS1/Game Boy Color at all. I don't think I could just pick one, games were so good right around the end of standard definition gaming and the first wave of HD consoles and games.
>>562628581loads, shining force 2, final fantasy x and of course dr robotnik mean bean machine, I kept it to three since this could go on for a long timealso 2007 is not retro, that'll include shit like super mario galaxy and okami, fucking blue dragon would be counted
>>562629358Yes, that's why BRS became popular in the first place. Originally BRS was just Huke's OC, but Ryo made a song about her which was a big hit because Ryo was popular at the time. The franchise exists because the song was popular, but Huke didn't really have a story in mind for his OCs beyond them looking cool, so every entry in the franchise is disconnected from one another.http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3645817
>>562629650We had it too good, doom
>>562628581I’ve never been able to finish it because my gameboy is senile and if i go through everything just to have my progress wiped again I’m killing myself
>>562629343>>562629417>>562629504Deltarune is an Alice in Wonderland-esque fantasy story you fucking morons. It makes sense in a surreal, childlike way that's consistent with itself.
When the fuck is the next chapter coming out?
HAPPY EASTER!
>>562629529Ahh I see. That describes my little brother but with RWBY
Deltarune is just Nanoha
>>562629343I could tell you a theory, but it's a goodun, might be spoilers
>>562629970Tell us
>>562629810Literal LSD trip babble
>>562628716Spyro was so fun, charging after those egg thieves was great
>>562629741I'm just glad I was the perfect age for Halo 3 multiplayer/online with the bros. We were hauling multiple consoles and TVs to one location to game all night and eat bags of Jack in the Box burgers that cost $1 each while drinking mtn dew and had no idea that experience was going to functionally stop existing in five years or less as things got a lot more permanently online.
>>562628202>I Will Read Every Word In The DictionaryMr. Beast was a masochist. He talks about video quality now but back then, he was Mr. I Will Do Anything For Views
can i get a handjob
>>562628581Game after 2001 are not retro, fuck the /vr/ mods
>>562628716gaming peaked with spyro 2
>>562628581>>562629650
>>562629856Late May/Early June TRUST
>>562630263to be fair the design in games after 2001 were still retro. none of this WE MUST BE BETTER MEN god of onions bullshit until the last of us, at least.
>>562630261if your name is toby fox and you release your damn game sure
>>562628581Harvest Moon 64 because its so comfyEither that or Mort the Chicken because of the humor
>>562630269I prefer 1 and 3 now but that's only because I've played 2 so much.
>>562628465We got a problem here, pal? *lifts shirt to reveal Triforce belt buckle and tummy*
>>562630269That game might have actually been magical. I think it aligned my chakras and rejuvenated my chi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJxAdd0sYZ8
>>562630261why don't you get a job first and somebody might give you a hand.
Susie meets other famous Bostonians like Will Hunting, Scout from TF2, Aya from Parasite Eve, and Jerma
>>562629343oh i get it. they mean like snuffing out the very existence of light. like going back in time and strangling hitler in his crib.
>>562630429>WE MUST BE BETTER MENI still don’t know the context of this
>>562630536>Aya from Parasite EveWait a tic that game takes place in New York what do you mean she's had a Boston accent this entire time
We must be better players. What Kris did before we met was their business.
>>562630651kratos do big murder in pastkratos no do big murder in presentkratos now better man than kratos previous
>>562630725it will become our business
>>5626302632001 was 25 years ago. We are the same distance away from the Gamecube as the Gamecube was from Super Mario Bros 1 on NES.
>>562628581Rollercoaster Tycoon 2Donkey Kong Country 2that one game where you shoot Pacman in the face with a slingshot
Deltarune is so blatantly in massivetwoshits because every town in autumn looks exactly like hometown
No tiny toddler Fave, usually we don't drink vegetable oil.
>>562630625Deltarune's final boss is Inti the Inca Sun God.
>>562630931that looks like virginia
>>562630536My boy Kris is wicked smaht
>>562629531That does help, here are my list of 3 in no particular orderDKC2, Quake, Twilight Princess>>562629674>2007 is not retroI would count it in because it's almost been 20 fucking years, how old does something have to be in order to be counted as retro for you?
The sign on the way into Hometown says 'No Blacks Allowed' which is why the only human there is yellow
>>562630931A lot of places around New England kinda look like that.I live in CT and it looks like that during autumn.
>berdlyfag reported my commend on his ability to determine the age of posters
>>562631087Holy shit this guy lives in Chrono Trigger
>>562630536Susie meets Ted
What accent/dialect does Japanese Susie have in place of her Boston accent?
>>562631087I say choosits specifically because I think hometown has parallels to salem
>>562630931Tony grew up there, the map on the TV is exactly the same, Susie says "wicked" a lot and even "bubbler" (and is implied to be poor, poor people are more likely to develop local dialects)
>>562628581Captain ClawMonster Hunter, the maze one for PCF.E.A.R.Condemned: Criminal OriginsMax Payne
>>562628581muhfuckin
>>562601287I think Susie would be into magical girl anime. She'd start with the "cool," hot-blooded ones like Symphogear and eventually get into Precure because of the hand-to-hand combat. She would never admit this to anyone because it would ruin her image. If anyone asks, she's only seen Jujutsu Kaisen fight scene compilations on Youtube and has never watched another anime in her life. Also she watches all anime on pirate streaming sites without an adblocker because she never learned how to torrent and is singlehandedly responsible for most of the viruses on the librarby computer.>>562604142Noelle is a Higurashi VN purist.
>>562631435Dark Cloud....
The feeling of Zelda, the adventure, is greater than the fun of the game itself
>>562631218>he's still angy about nobody giving two shits or a fuck about berdgameAs funny as that was I knew it was a bad omen and he was going to start spamming it every day like every other forced thing he does and start freaking out on the thread like he did for several years.
>>562631379Meant for >>562631087
>>562630651Not the anon but if I remember correctly it has something to do with the shitty God of War reboots and apparently Kratos is now a tumblr caricature of masculinity. I'm not the best explainer so if you can understand the sub text in what I'm saying you pretty much got it
>>562631532shame about the second one
>>562631221brb guys gotta express my 2nd amendment to some toriyama goblins
>>562631379I thought there were no poor people in new england
>>562631549I did play Ocarina of Time after years of hearing how great it was and was a bit underwhelmed. It wasn't bad though.
>>562629970In Fate Stay Night, the biggest baddest bad is when Sakura (god i want a sakura gf) goes edgy and the grail goes full Angy (god that theme is so cool). It is almost hopeless, all of the anime powerwanking up until that point is almost thrown out the window. Until...We get a few infinite hacks. One of these, is the Jeweled Sword Zelretch. What does it do? Infinite magic/mana, from stealing magic from parallel worlds. Sound pretty Twisty Swordy to me. But for Dark Worlds, there is probably a mechanic that means the light is stolen by something or someone, and in the absence of that light, Double Dark, or Dark Worlds. Fate Stay Night gives us precedent.
>>562631379Tony grew up in new hampshire and was groomed in boston, which is why Susie is an outsider
Is it just me or is Deltarune art not getting a lot of support lately? Like I barely see any new cool artwork or vids for that matter, you'd think there'd be more hype since CH5 is almost here
>>562631631Tell that to the drug addicts I encounter every day
>>562631435>all the games, all the babesa simpler time.. i miss jessica chobot... i miss jessica nigri....
>>562631773>CH5 is almost hereGod I wish
>>562631591Dark Chronicle is excellent kiddo...
>>562630931Gorgeous
>>562630257The absolute hype around FINISH THE FIGHT
>>562631068>Twilight Princess is retro now am i old?
>>562631857i DONT wanna fight a clown and i DONT wanna pilot a robot and i DONT wanna take pictures of some random guy's belt so i can make a better mech
>>562631068Jesus fucking christ that's messing with my head, I guess the ps2 era counts as retro now but that doesn't feel right to me, time is terrifying
>>562631773I've seen more "officially leaving the fandom" posts than new art.
>>562631717>>562630014Meant for (You)
I don't think I'm ready for any sort of reveal of a Kris text box sprite. It's just going to be uncanny as fuck no matter what it is. Might just be better to just make Kris have voicelines honestly.
>>562631713OoT is a pretty fun game, I think the gameplay stands the test of time, but frankly I think some of the hype of it being this ultra grandiose adventure stems from some amount of nostalgia
>>562631631New England is one of the only places in America where it's really obvious that poor people exist. In the rest of the US you have trailer parks up against nice neighborhoods up against commercial areas and nobody bats an eye. In LA the difference between mansions and being in Compton varies block by block basically. In the Northeast you have enclaves of mansions and towns built for rich people that actively bully legitimate millionaires for not being rich a century ago around ivy league universities and they own the entire coastline too. There's money and then there's being disgusting and old about it which most of the US doesn't really vibe with.
>>562630489*erects castle around anon* protect this anon
Look, just think of it this way, you are closer to chapter 5 coming out at the end of this post that you were when you started reading it.
>>562632065we already know what it's going to look like
>>562631990Well I do because I have something called a soul and a brain
>>562632246its you!
>>562632083wtf u know about america ur not from america you're from drug town
What Dess did in the bunker with Kris was her business
Toby made a mistake paying homage to Zelda with a 40 year old boomer something gameplay only geriatrics remember. The Zelda minigame should have been a non linear 3D adventure collecting a hundred key pieces in a big open world
i relate to kris a lot because i was also a creepy mute child
Since Dracula gave up his humanity could Asgore 1v1 him
>>562632065What if Kris gets voice lines and the voice actor is the same person who sings Don't Forget. How do we react.
>>562632302add the batmobile to the list, ya dirty fucking clown-fighter.
>>562631934Yes, unc, you're a geriatric now>>562631996>that doesn't feel right to me, time is terrifyingIt is, it happens to everyoneI would like to post the image that goes something like 'What you think Mario was 20 years ago' and it shows SMW and then it the bottom panel it says 'What Mario was 20 years ago' and it shows Mario Sunshine, but I can't find it
>>562632079Yeah, OoT feels like the Lord of the Rings of video games. A good fantasy, good moments, and a big bad final boss battle, lightning strikes and ring of fire and all. Just a fun experience. TP was the one who went too far into the EPIC CINEMATIC EXPEREINCE i cant hate it though i howl at the intro everytime
>>562632439How Muslim is Asgore?Vlad the Impaler is strong against Turks and Muslims so Dracula gets those buffs by proxy.
discuss the lore implications of this image
Toby made Chapter 3 a Zelda clone to disguise the fact that Deltarune is just Final Fantasy 7
>>562632519That's already outdated too, as pointed out earlier Galaxy, Super Paper Mario, and the New Super Mario Bros (DS) is the twenty year old Mario now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsTZdUN433g
>>562630890Undertale is 10 years old
You're older than you ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're older still.Happy Easter and happy WAITing for deltarune.
I have nightmares that america is a real place, what do you mean that you need to drive everywhere...
>>562628581that one pinball game
>>562632728azzy got the big dumpy
>>562632979SEND HELP
I may be old and rotting, but inside me there is a hopeful child, dying tucked between a kidney and some fat
>>562632857I'm turning 26 in 2 months and have already wasted my entire life, you HATE the WAIT till it's too LATE to change yer FATE said fave
>>562632731I don't like people who's first JRPG was Final Fantasy 7 because they call every JRPG after that Final Fantasy 7.
>>562631996Lmaoooooo what if i told you PS3 is retro now
>>562632731Finak fantasy 7 sucks
>>562631556the issue is, i know its not that my words hurt his feelings, but rather his ego.there is a large difference.
ITT: Giving the boomers existential dread by making them aware of the cruel march of time
>>562633252dont remind me im 23
>>562632979>t. degenerate urbanite
The atari is retro. Everything after that is still fresh and brand new.
>>562632979I travel longer distances than the entire length and width of European countries regularly just to get between all five of the west coast cities. I did Reno last winter and enough time driving through empty wasteland that it would have been equivalent to a New Vegas playthrough without DLC.
>>562633252But it's April
>>562631713I think because every game became open world slop the wow factor of Zelda's open world exploration is lost. Like almost all games until recently used levels.
>>562633116Dr. Gast...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go856zoFL-E
>>562633252I'm going to be 30 this year and I'm the youngest Millennial or the oldest Gen Z depending on who you ask. Boomers are in their 60s.
>>562633328>20 somethings Why are you people so YOUNG.
>>562633091I may be old and rotting, but inside me there is a hopeful child, because I got hungry while walking through the park earlier yum yum
haha i am 31 years old>double checks my age to make sure>mfw i am 32 almost 33GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>562633252i'm 32 and still young. you children will understand when you're older. you don't really become old until 45 and even after that being old is a mindset
All threadshitters are:>fat>in their 30s
>>562633443
>>562633228FF7 is a masterpiece
>>562633538You are like baby, I am entirely 33
>>562633428Good point, OoT was open world, compared to the top down of LttP and the original NES. Not open world at s time where 3D was new, double the open world as you explore wrecked, future Hyrule.
i wish i was in a war killing people but all the wars suck now. what historical war would you like to be in /utg/? i would probably go for vietnam, since it was cool.
>>562633446You can hang with us aging Millennials if you don't want to be associated with the Zoomies and their newfangled tik toks and hot chip and lie.
>>562633614I'm 35 but I'm skinny.
Oh Alex Karp you so crazy for saying Toby ripped off Asgores theme from SMT>10 years later Toby finally admits itOh Alex-sama, forgive me!
>>562633660The war between tenna and the easy chair he’s squeezing his fat ass into
Chapter 5....c h a p t e r 5. . . . .I need.......chapter 5.......So I can start complaining about not having chapter 6.............................
>>562628581gotta be shenmue
>>562633847The chair proved to be difficult, actually
>>562633660I wish I was Al Qassam blowing up Merkavas
>>562628581Morrowind
>>562633614Last time anons posted their weights they were all skinny or dangerously underweight. That was years ago though, Chapter 2 era. I'm a fatass though because I like carbs like pizza and sandwiches and lack discipline
Sometimes I look at this place and it's nearly indistinguishable from Project Moon threads
>>562633072I wish I could anon...>>562633305no? I just live in a country where you don't need to drive everywhere, I don't live in a city at all>>562633373idk what to say to this
>>562633907this game looks and sounds like how i remember my dreams
>>562633660Hmm... I'd probably would want it to be semi modern at the very least... So I think the cut off point would be bolt action rifles.. I think being in the same conflicts as T. E. Lawrence would be cool. Either as a Muslim or Englishman
I wish I was in the Fave Wars fighting alongside the Faves against the Fave Haters
>>562633779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY2erliM3BQI would totally rip off this
I just realized the PS2 isn't fully retro yet because Persona 4 released in 2008 on it and I always forget how late in the lifespan of that console it was. After 2028 it's officially a grandpa console. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcy4hLvzgI
>>562633660asriels and ralseis war on straights and women
>>562634079Chapter 2 was during the plandemic lockdown we were all starving
>>562634083There's probably some overlap. Sometimes the people here are from other generals, like there used to he a lot of people who posted Umineko stuff a lot for some reason. I might be one of the only people here who only goes here and no other place on 4chan (at least not in like 6-7 years)
>>562631990>i DONT wanna fight a clownChapter 1>i DONT wanna pilot a robotChapter 2>i DONT wanna take pictures of some random guyChapter 3Why don't you want to play Deltarune??
>>562629343Yesterday, upon the stair,I met a man who wasn't thereHe wasn't there again todayI wish, I wish he'd go away...
>>562634282I post on slow hobby boards and sometimes rarely /co/ but this is the only place I'm remotely noticeable or a regular poster in.
>>562633538Imagine being this old and acting like this online. That's pretty sad.
>>562634175Millions must fave
I’m at the store :3
>>562634475you'll reach that age too
>>562634282>I might be one of the only people here who only goes here and no other place on 4chanSame, Deltarune is rare game that makes me wanna interact with the fandom in any capacity. I guess there was also TF2, but that one is social by nature, I didn't really go to TF2 threads here.
>>562631435>zelda killer>its just a roguelite mystery dungeon that doesnt play like Zelda at all
>>562631435Man I miss video game magazines. My biggest regret is throwing out my collection about two evictions and 20 years ago. I had like 3 boxes full.
>>5626324033D Zelda sucks and 2D Zelda has always been superior
>>562634475acting like what? like what anon?? what??
>>562631805I dont miss Balding Ngiri
>>562634529I'm also at the store but as an employee.
>>562634643gaming magazines died so journalists could post entire articles about some redditor noticing a 10+ year old skyrim easter egg everyone is well aware of. its for the better. trust.
>>562634561The thought of me typing like he does irks me.
>>562634529Whatcha gonna get?
>>562634643Now motherfuckers are selling these magazines for $20 a piece on ebay. I wish someone would just scan them all and put them on the internet archive. Same for JDM mags.
>>562633625I hate the materia system with a passion, it makes every character almost the sameThe bringing down from 4 party members to 3 is also not appreciated
wait, is doomer genuinely in his fucking 30s?? I thought most people here now was in like their early 20s
>>562634939>I hate the materia system with a passion, it makes every character almost the samethis is why i despised metaphor refantazio's archetype system. why bother giving each party member their own unique archetype associated with their personality if anyone can be anything
>>562634658spicy take this anon is coming to the pizza party
>>562634978oh you poor sweet summer child
>>562634643I used to read walkthroughs of games I never played either then or later, in hindsight that was like a text version of letsplays to me.
>>562634781I saw you, nice glasses>>562634880Cheese snacks
Anyone saying "Haha you're so old you're in your 30s" I used to be like you. Then it happened to me. And it'll happen to you, and someone will say the same about you.
>>562634978i think most of us are 25yo or something
i still have a gta 4 walktrhough magazine somewhere. thick bastard too. must be hundreds of pages all with coloured images and everything
>>562634856That post hurt, should I post pics of some of my magazines while we are chilling on this sunday
Hey guys, posting from my flipped car. Before the fire reaches me I just wanted to say I wish I got to see chapter 5, and that Toby took to long. Don't post on 4chan and drive. Goodbye.....
>>562635186Personally I just think the 30s is where it gets really weird when someone still acts like a spergy 12 year old
game journalists should all be shot dead. along with video game essayists
>>562634978Some of us are Toby's generation, hence why we can call him a hack. We know where he got this or that from.
im freshly 30 my skin is soft and raw like a crab after molting
>>562635320did you know autistic teenagers and young adults become autistic adults and elderly people
I'm 22 but I will never make fun of someone old. I genuinely do think it's the most cruel -ism we have.
>>562635157Can we share? I also have some popcorn, white chocolate cayenne it is better than it sounds I pinky promise
>>562635320The threadshitters are always the oldest. Isn’t krawutsy like 40?
>>562635186And by then you would be in your 40's and we will still make fun of you, you old fart.
Tennegg
>>562635443And they still need mommy to cook their meals for them…
>>562635114I really should've expected this desu>>562635186I'm not saying it's old, it just shocked me that someone like doomer who acts the way he does, is in his 30s, it's like saying tasquefag is somehow in his 30s which I hope isn't the case>>562635194I'm barely 20 so I just expected people here to be a bit older than me
>>562635360*licks and pokes* yep, just like a crab, anon did not lie
not sure what that anon meant earlieri am not gonna stop posting in the way that i want tonot that i know what he found special issue with because he was vagueposting
Taking care of my twinky skin and hair so it survives the long road past 25 years old
grumpy 80-year-olds quoting YouTubePoops at each otherthat is the future
>>562635603>it's like saying tasquefag is somehow in his 30s which I hope isn't the caseso, about that...
>>562634978All the foids are 35+ year old spinsters too btw. You ever see those second life trolling videos where middle aged men and women with smokers voice come home from a shift to do nothing all day but play house as a furry? Mid chapter release /utg/ is just another form of this.
>>562618259In 20XX, a Persian child trips and falls into the vast cavern under Mt. Rushmore...
>>562635645noooooo dont lick and boil me haha...
>>562635504That sounds really good. yeah
>>562635529Tasque is 45 but Im pretty sure hes an actual mongoloid in assisted living.
>>562635669>me in the nursing home babbling about upstate New York and isometric exercise
let's hope that by the end of deltarune we will have healthy 40s boomers
>waiting for ch7Heeeeeeyyy guys wha-*inhales from oxygen tank* wha..wait *stretch toesies and sips Arizona iced tea* what are we..wait what was I *falls asleep*
well at least none of us have green toes right
>>562635659Bro really turned off auto capitalization for this post.
>>562635731I miss second life that was the gooniest phase of my life
>>562635913>me shouting IT'S A STONE, LUIGI at the doctor as he tries to explain why my kidneys are failing
>>562636080I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING
what was playing undertale when you were twelve years old like?and how do you end up on 4chan in this day and age?
>>562617924Kris' nb pronouns nonsnse is what got Orange Man elected
By the time Nutdealer is finished, this general will be all Gerson-aged posters yelling into each other's ear trumpets.
every teenager now is just some raped tranny with no prospects but imagine how fucked the kids are gonna be.theyre ALL raised on ipads with cocomelon and brainrot on them and very low educational shit. and barely any of them can read. i think society might actually collapse in twenty years. which could be a good opportunity for a revolution.
>>562636145that danielfromsl guy had the community on edge. i tried asking someone for advice on how to make my avatar and they told me to fuck off because apparently i sound like him. that was the end of my second life phase
>>562636080>Oh Frick Dossier Anon Is At It I Need To Mentally Update My Posting Style To Obsfucate My Layers Of Anonymity AgainI Think We Should All Play NOISZ And Post Tenna Who I Must Have Sex With Or I Will Perish_
I'm 32 and unemployableMaybe I should also become a quirky RPG developer getting into race wars
>>562636251I was in college when Undertale came out, I have no idea how 22 year olds find this place and I feel bad for them.
