this item on every herohttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.41a>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Old: >>562236431
surely my next match isn't an hour long
>>562603196god speed lil' guy
>always ban Invoker or SF so my team doesn't pick them and euthanize>I can't ban more than one hero>we always get a default Invoker/SF jestermaxxing mid>they continue being powercreeps throughout the whole gameI wish they would just play turbo or something.
>pick bh>fuck i should have read the patch notes>hero isn't even viable for shit>track doesn't give you crit or movement speed anymore>feed relentlessly>enemy team clears out 2 sides of our base of operations>does rosh and is about to finish the game>fuck bb buy shiva instead for the lulz>enemy team pulls a babaev on us>run down mid>midHoly fucking shit i love this game
for reference
>>562604786bounty is such a shitty fucking hero man, just rework into something that isn't a dogshit ult bot
>>562604874The hero wasn't a viable pick to begin with even now they just made sure nobody ever plays it ever again except some retard like me that never reads patch notes.
>>562604963even if he's good he's only picked for track, a single shitty ability cucking the entire hero into having a dogshit kit>haha le ebin gold steal xDDD
>>562605038Track is bullshit anyway anyone could walk around trees and out of line of sight at any moment plus when the enemy team is running your teammates down you're literally just standing there poking them with 50 dmg hits and be like hey attack me instead stop it stop chasing my team down please kill me instead
Now that BH is bad just pick weaver pos4 for similar results
>>562605260he's currently just a slardar that gives you some gold but does 0 damage and has 0 mobility
>>562605624The only and correct way to play bounty hunter even without a blade mail is to act like a retard and serve as bait in desperate hopes that you have a miniscule chance of victory by simply counting on the enemy team to enact a catastrophic disaster of a mistake that would only then render you eligible for victory
>>562605976picking bh is already a catastrophic disaster for both teams(the enemy have to cope with having an easy win), haven't even seen the hero in a 100 games atleast
>>562606217A testament to my tenacity and strategic genius nontheless. I will yet challenge myself by deliberately handicapping myself with a bh pick every once in a while. I might even "accidently" chop my finger off later today.
https://voca.ro/1mvRp5JUgBob
hey man we noticed you're trying your hardest to win the game and it might actually be winnable if all 4 of your teammates participated so we're going to activate the MK Ultra programming in your mid laner that makes him spray hot liquid poop all over his gamer chair and start feeding in a game that was otherwise fine if thats okay with you
>>562607564Only constant.
>>562606686based
>thread keeps dropping off without a new oneSurely a good sign of a healthy general
>>562609457na carries this thread
its honestly insane that <9000 is shadowpoolisnt 8000 the starting point for new accs?
>>562609892dunno but i can't even get out of fucking 8800-9000 range, i keep forgetting that i can't use the chat at all
>>562602993She's back and live /d2g/
WHY ARE THERE SCRIPTERS IN TURBO I DONT GET ITGET AF UCKIGN LIFE
>>562610651gotta make sure it works before i go ruin the integrity of ranked
>>562610331She looks great unlike Manvoice Sheever
>>562611145she doesnt have a manvoice shes just european
completely balanced spelloh and you can press it on teammates now for no reason
enchantress would probably be an insanely good hero if she had any way at all to get cs besides for right clicking them to death her aghs in particular is super fucking stupid
>>562611205this nigger shit has like 80% uptime with talent and octarine
>offlane brood on teamgive me 5 reasons not to youth and ice
>>562612354don't worry bro im going to take control of the enemy jungle and cuck their carry
>>562609892epic gains dotardsat this rate ill be out of shadowpool in 60 games
>>562612354hope you picked a stunofflane brood is fun and if the 4 isn't retarded wins
>>562615675even if the 4 isnt a retard off brood pickers are 99% just broods who are too dogshit to go mid
Stay dead
>>562610028disabled chat + anonymous = gainz
thank you campo very helpful
i miss her dotards.
>1/20 offlane MK who spend his entire early game chasing couriers out of our base and is lvl 2 when our own supports are lvl 5 or 6, going brown boots into meteor hammerI'll never stop being astounded by the retarded shit russians do. I was legit sad for his team.
>>562614491mine is below 1500 because it was the original 5k era, and every fucking smurf abused the system hard
i won a game as support sniper (relax chud it was low priority) and i gotta say its not that bad as long as you ward so you can see them coming so you can press r and dip
>>562624469jfc the cope some of you worthless niggers use
>>562624639>copeanon i was in this crazy ride since Ti1Behavior score faggotry happened because Cunto Shunto needed an excuse to "control" pros and shove retarded politics on top of it.
Nyx is really fun, but I was wondering, should I delay Dagon and buy something else if I'm giga fed? Should I delay and buy something else if we're behind and they have, say, a fed Sniper? It just feels weird to buy blue boots then rush a single item for 80% of the game.Unrelated but my biggest gripe with this game so far is how it feels like a huge chunk of the roster gets banned every single game, thank fucking God nobody seems aware that Nyx exists.
>>562625542rush blink little bro not dagon
>>562624816And before you ask, those faggots had a lot of beef towards certain individuals out of spite outside mason.And they left smurf and mass report from smurfs rampant because they really hated the playerbase for being Le Chuds
Buff Hoodwink
>>562625692>>562624816>wah wah wah muh politikzIt's only """politics""" because you disagree with it, stop being a faggot nigger in your matches and you wouldn't be so low.
>>562625968Spoke like a true retarded subhuman ruskie
>>562626185It's not about being a limp wristed fat fuck chuddie, mutt, it's about behaving like the apes you hate so much even in a videogame.
I miss rotten core pudge
I miss facets.
Even without ipcounter is obvious that this general has only 10retards posting here and everyone else fucked off to discord
>>562626746Actually a large portion of posters actually died
>>562626746weaver autist has been samefagging all thread long and single handedly drove off any kind of posters with his obsession with being right at all cost
fellow cores we must give more farm to the supports
>>562626746>d*scord
id count hoodwink till ip
Uhh tinker bad but meepo having like 3 different methods to save a clone (poof, mega meepo, dig), that's totally fine
Should've just let this general stay dead. You're all bitter, negative assholes.
>>562631053thanks for the bump
>>562626902I'm not weaver autist, but every time I wanna talk about turbo you all tell me to fuck off.
>>562631240Fuck off
>>562630881and yet mabo has been dead for years
>>562631240rope thyself
>>562631321I'm just saying if you're NOT playing ranked, then there's no reason not to queue both. It cuts the wait time between matches by like 50%. I only have to wait 2 minutes max for a game to be found.
Be honest, would you calibrate with 5k behavior score? Seems like a horrible idea.
>>562631326Am I supposed to know what this means
>dude what if we gave wk all his fucking facets for free + zero mana ult LOL!
deadlock is stealing all our memes
>>562634169Oh god not the memes
>>562634169Deadlock is a shite game.
>>562634169Well go get them back, what are you good man I mean seriously
>>562634485im only a big man in the voice chat irl id get beaten up
>>562627395i agree with this statement show support some love we do some heavy lifting
If core doesn't take the stacks when I tell him too, then I take them myself.
Hard to explain but the game definitely requires you to invest 6-7 hours daily to really lock in. From 7-12 W/L ratio over the week to 20-5 over the weekend after becoming a hyperfixated autist. I don't know how the pros do it.
>>562638836>I don't know how the pros do it.by being a talented hyperfixated autist
can someone explain the 4% ban rate for tinker at this day and age?
>>562638836>I don't know how the pros do it.they dont. as soon as they win any amount of decent money they quit the game
>>562640592Unless you truly love the game like team spirit
How to make offlane fun? It seems like such a do-nothing dogshit role to play in 90% of games.
>>562643470just pretend youre a different role
i have quartero fatigue
>>562643470Just pick Slardar build a bloodthorn and go hunt
>>562640486I assume people who encounter lots of smurfs ban the brood - meepo - arc - tinker quatuor regardless of patch
Can any russian in the thread translate that thing in the bottom? It's too blurry for me to understand.I know very little cyrillic, looks something like ?NKPY ?TS BDRIN BOD
>no mason tonight eitherit's over
>>562647309It's not Russian. It's Kazakh with Arabic above and below it.
>>562648895Dammit, I really want to know whats written in green.
>>562648157finna go out then if it's no fun staying in
Removing facets was a step in the right direction, now they only need to remove talents, neutral items, shards, outposts, tormentor and 15 other things they unnecessarily added to the game over the years
is it possible for an axe player to not immediately jump the first thing he sees
>enemy riki mid>surely we can't lose this, our SF will have a field day with him>instead Riki annihilates him mid (how in the fuck)>we all buy dust and sentries>it makes no difference the enemy is doing the turtle shell formation>all our t2s are down by min15>he rampages us with just a diffusal and basher>he says "you can come out now my team are retards, I'm afk jungle">we come out>he kills us all againI give up, you're all right. I should just delete this game and try something more up my alley like creative writing. I haven't been this humiliated in years. It wasn't even an Ember Spirit or Meepo smurf. Just downright psychological finessing.
How do I make my own hero guide?I can't find the UI shit for it anymore.
>>562651314You also need to remove yourself from this world
There's something amazing about glimpsing enemy heroes after they TP from fountain
>>562651314old school dota player and I agree
>>562655504hows the retirement home gramp?
>>5626560072012. Was not that long ago... right??
To all the doubters, and haters. I made it to 5k. This is what people always talk about doing, but few can.
Last Sorapoi post I've seen is from November 2025its over.
>>562656796I thought you meant 5k MMR and was about to congratulate you. Lmao based retard.
a fucking brony
>>562657042It happens. Stuff gets in the way and it gets harder to make time to draw. I'm in that rn.
>>562657547You are not sorapoi tho.
>>562657708I mean, yeah... obviously. But if his last post is that long ago; it's pretty clear he hasn't been able or willing to draw.
>>562656503
>>562657042That's not sorapoi
>>562647143tinker is higher than the others, while being worse than them.
tinker? more likecocksucker
Is dark willow of age?
>>562657547Which drawchad are you?
>>562660084No one is going to draw your sick shit you autistic fuck.
>>562660168Someone should draw you being a nicer person :(
>>562660303Draw slark delivering the urn.
>offlane weaver buys a rapier>drops it>offlane weaver buys another rapier>drops it again>we loseI wish I could report someone for griefing twice.
Can I still disconnect in the players connecting page or will I get punished for it?
>>562651314why arent you playing dota classic
>>562661437Abandon.
I took a phone call and had the play the game one-handed. Only reason I lost.
>>562662848The agents are calling.
time to pick Doom and get my casual drums asap
>>562662848Your next 10 games will be losses.
>>562662949No, it's Fate. Calling to snap a 12 game win streak.
>win one>lose one>win one>lose one>win one>lose onegetting real tired of this shit desu
>>562663349>you are the only constant>if you go on a winstreak, you'll immediatly go on a lose streak to balance it outWhich one redditor
If I only put that nigger bristleback in this shit will he always get banned? I don't give a fuck anymore I'm willing to face anything anywhere other than that retarded piece of shit holy fuck I'm so pissed.
>>562656796can't you trade commends to raise your score?
>>562666608No, it's still 25% chance to pick BB, and 75% chance to not ban anything.>he doesn't build Break against BB
>>562666608No, it's """""""25%"""""""" chance that one of them will get banned, if you only have one option it's 25% for ban and 75% for nothing also the game bans random heroes not on anyone's list just to fuck with you anyway
>>562667709I had to lane against bristleback as naga, again, for the second time in a row.This time I won, but it was because I had a TA carrying everyone, but I still couldn't do anything. His spikes killed all my illusions in lane, I moved out, he started killing people, I couldn't do anything even with BKB, I couldn't finish Satanic in time either.>>562667874It's so fucking over.
>>562668178>bkb on nagaThat's a yikes from me dawg
>>562668248>dont built bkb against bristlehurr durrr your retard hurr durr just build bkb>build bkb against bristlehurr durr thats a yikes from me dawg hurr durr
>>562668178If you picked Naga into BB, it's your own fault.
>>562668503Bkb doesn't work against bristle
>>562667126That's how I got this high. I started at like 1.1k score.
>>562668337queue turbo.
i look like mars irl ho wdo iget hoodwink gf?
>>562661471Does it even have a playerbase?
Back in my day, Dota was actually a fucking GAME, not this polished, soulless, casual garbage Valve keeps shoving down our throats every patch. You know what we had? Skill expression. Actual mechanical outplay. Not this "muh talent tree" and "muh neutral items" and "muh universal heroes" trash that makes every game feel the same.Remember when supports actually had to fucking sacrifice? When you were poor as shit, buying wards with your last 150 gold while the carry got all the farm? That was beautiful. Now every support is running around with 3 items by 20 minutes because Valve felt bad for "muh role imbalance." Cry me a river.And don't even get me started on the map. They ruined the fucking map. Old Dota had soul. You had to actually THINK about rotations, about smoke ganks, about when to push and when to rat. Now it's just a clusterfuck of bounty runes, lotus pools, and teleport scrolls every 30 seconds. Braindead gameplay for braindead zoomers.Old Dota had heroes with clear identity. You picked a hero and you knew exactly what the fuck you were doing. Now half the roster is just "generic right-clicker #47" with 6 different ways to scale into late game because Valve can't balance for shit.I miss 2013-2016 Dota so much it hurts. When games actually lasted 45-60 minutes of pure tension. When one mistake actually cost you the game instead of this "just farm for 10 more minutes and come back" nonsense. When pub games felt like ranked and ranked felt like TI.Valve took the greatest game ever made and turned it into Fortnite with more particles. I'm not "toxic." I'm just right. New Dota is for casuals and people with 200ms reaction time. Real ones know the truth.Old Dota was better. Change my mind, you fucking casuals.
>>562671419Nice pasta. Almost seems fresh.
>>562671419lmao bad
>>562663542Sounds pretty good to me
>>562671419The only thing i disagree about that pasta is the statement that the capacity for skill expression and "mechanical outplays" has gone down in modern DotA. If anything it's the opposite: modern DotA is not strategic enough and has become way too mechanical, with more buttons to press but less decisions to make
>>562671419@grok qrd
Uhm... Why doesn't blademail active return skywrath ult damage?
>>562672841I just tested it and Blade Mail DOES reflect Sky's ult damage, it's just that Sky gets so much magic barrier through his ultimate that it cancels the damage out
>>562672841It's not skywrath doing the attack it's some other nigger up in the sky getting blasted with returned damage.
>>562673158Gay. So tired of seeing him every game. He never wins. But still annoying to play against.
Unprotected sex with Hoodwink.
>>562674942sorry babe the platemail stays on during sex
>>562673679It's one of the classic win lane, lose game heroes so yeah, pretty annoying to play against
>>562674942Cuddling with Hoodwink post coitus.
>>562674942Where's the rest of the picture
>>562677854God, I wanna lick her armpits so bad.
>>562677854Wife material
>>562677854The pants almost seem like censorship.
>>562677854>>562678508>check rule34>oh, there's that same artsyle>see name>hoodwinkhufferI... really?
>>562678807He's based and he posts here so he's extra based
>>562671419You're wrong. There, I changed your mind. What do I get?
Hoodwink is actually really weak.I built full agi on her and it was just weird.
>>562681861She's not that good this patch, they really killed core on her
dead gamedead threaddead websiteno hopes for todayno hopes for tomorrowis rope the only answer?
good morning dotards
>feed sniper 3 kills before runes spawn>team wonders why i lost mid against himshaking my head.
>>562683775do you wanna cuddle aussissy?
jugg is kinda strong
Why does all this weeb shit pop up on my screen everytime dark seer punches someone?
>>562677854you need to be lobotomized, can't even imagine the shit that is saved on your computer
>>562677854Nice, got more?
>>562688830https://e621.net/posts?tags=hoodwink_%28dota%29+order%3Ascore
>my gyro skills flak cannon first>uses it on the first creep wave >gets the range creep denied>immediately fucks up lane equilibrium>can't farm the second wave safely without being punished because it's right by their tower>we immediately fall behind and he dies by being so far from our tower and to their level 2 advantage>he gets mad and blames methis is a new kind of retarded I hadn't experienced yet
>>562691113Surely, this isn't ranked? i hope. still sucks though.
>>562691890turbo
>>562691890It was ranked, ignore the turbo autist
matches for the day. can't carry retards, no matter how high the gpm. literally had a darkseer throw because he wanted to dive their T4 and I went in after him. i'm going to bed.
Hoodwink blowjobs would feel AMAZING. Imagine her little tongue
almost lost a 5v3 because my teammates were FUCKING RETARDSmy support doom bought a fucking heart instead of refresherMy riki didn't buy aghs or satanic and just died to aoe every time....Your team feeds so much fucking gold when they die
>>562692203your the only connoisseur
>>562692395what happened to you... did you ever imagine as a kid you'd grow up into someone who wants to have sex with rodents?
>>562693475maaaan i'm OG furry, i RP'd as vulpix as early as 9 years old. and that was like 20 years ago. idgaf
? if ur under 30 ur not allowed to be here
lil bruh, i had friends in middle school tell me about 4chan. they were all edgy /b/ tards though. It's funny, a lotta this site was probably underage 15-18 years ago.
>>562693616this is what being molested does to a mf
>>562693860idk. it might have more to do with being terminally online one's entire life.
>>562693959mind molested by the internet then
there was/is a dotard from here who tries to sell some old sets, I know a collector who's looking for PA, Troll and Void old giftable sets, he used to do abuse battlepass stuff with us many years ago, so if you have any of those sets reply to me and I'll tell the guy to talk to you
dota used to have amazing hats
>>562694272Outside of immortals and arcans, I don't remember any cosmetics being good. Except maybe kitty cat drow ranger.
>>562694404blocks your path
>>562694461Okay, that looks fine.
That's it. I'm back to playing offlane willow. I don't give a fuck.
>>562694007What sets
>>562695782he was selling 2016 sets iirc
i am fucking done with this shitty game, enjoy retards.*queues*
>got my 12k bs back>teammates quality plummeted right afternice
>enemy tips my Slark, because he died in a bad dive>we're actually tearing them apart>we win a fight at Rosh, Slark kills the enemy that tipped him>"tip him back">...>see minimap scribbling>"I cant"
Noob here. Do I apply a gameplan and follow it regardless of how things are going, or do I play reactive dota and adjust to specific behavior patterns? The best example I can give you is when during mid stage the enemy is invading our jungle constantly, supports are dying, cores are dying, yet I have a clear gameplan, stay in my lane and farm some easy waves, stack ancients and avoid unncessary risk until I hit my item timings. The problem comes from the fact that my team is growing increasingly frustrated, we're being dewarded, suffocated and pushed. At the same time running around like a maniac, picking off a pos5 lion or perhaps dying just to save face and show my team I'm helping is a coinflip playstyle, you will win and lose a lot of those chaotic battles, there's no structure. I think that's a picture perfect example of a forced 50 scenario.
>>562706035Are you pos3?Farm core items, then try to counter-initiate.
>>562706035Mostly depends on your position or even heroes. If you're pos1, even if you're gonna scale less than the ennemy pos1, you're expected to get farm to at least be dominant in 5v4 teamfights while the other pos1 is still farming. If you're pos2, you'll probably need to be reactive from lvl 6 onward, because your presence will be the difference between taking 2 death or getting 2 kills in a lane, while going back to farm like a cock-hungry faggot at the first occasion. As a pos3, most of the time you'll need to hit at least one key item (blademail, blink, it depends) to be actually useful, before that, as long as you don't die like a bitch, you can focus on farm.For pos4, you're 100% reactive. If you can't manage to kill or at least disrupt the ennemy pos1, it's time to check the other lanes, stack, anything.For pos5, you'll mostly be the carry's babysitter, making sure he farms freely and safely is your #1 priority. If it's either guaranteed (he's good at maintaining lane equilibrium, the ennemy died a few times and gave up on being aggressive) or out of the window (he died a few times and went farming jungle at lvl 4) then you're a bit more free and play like a pos4.
>>562708012P.S: 3k advices
>>562705015i hope you comforted him
>>562694272Pic unrelated
>>562677854Why was this deleted?
>>562706035Pick a greedy hero and play for late game
>hop on arteezy stream>he's playing support veno and actively griefing his pos1
rapier meepo is very funespecially when noone knows that it drops on main meepo and if he stays in fountain its cool
>matchmaking waits 10 minutes to give me the biggest fucking retards possiblethank you """""SKILL""""" based matchmaking
>>562708012just weaver autist opinions
>>562715384You know the rules
Arteezy keeps picking that blade of ristul shit. No way -100HP for +20dmg is good in any situation particularly on a squishy carry early game
>>562716510>check demo>it's just +70Ehhh... I thought the passive held.
>>562676823fug i realized all the heroes i play are like this jej, death prophet, bristleback, i win lane get lots of kills early game but cant do shit and end up losing games because our safe lane was gay
Fyrir mér er þessi leikur erfiður. Jafnvel eftir að hafa spilað hann lengi á ég enn à vandræðum.
>>562721568In theory it should help with last hits. And the squishness shouldn’t matter because his team should be babysitting his farming
>>562724380Bristle is one of the best late game offlaners thoughyou just build shit items
>>562724380>bristlebackKill yourself KILL YOURSEEEELF
>Meepo approach 60% winrateBros? BROS?
>>562725096>>562725797i said bristle by mistake i mostly meant death prophet, i really love her,
>>562726127GOod no bristleback allowed in the thread >:(
>>562726193it seems i am really underranked for this thread, it seems i am the only one who either picks him or bans him, only because he's the first hero i set my eyes on like 10 or so years ago, didn't even know he was some meta chud hero or something
>>562726338I don't know whether he really is or not, but I'm the Naga player who can't figure out a way to counter him...
>>562726472i haven't seen naga in 6 years no lie
>>562726540We've clearly never played together >:)
>>562726338bristle is one of the best offlaners rn>but break makes him useless!sure, just like 1/3rd of the heroes in the game lmao
>>562726938i like playing him because he's easy and gets last hits even in super hard lanes, but in late games sure i don't die much but also feel like i am doing all that much too, specially against chars like faceless void pl and shit, in herald all games do get to 50 mins.
the amount of retards you run into in turbo probably farming behavior score but refusing to shut the fuck up and play the game is insane
>>562727194
@grok are turbo players human?
>>562727285
>>562727132Bristle makes illu heroes like PL totally useless bro, you just turn your back
>>562727762>PLEhhh, He actually builds Phylactery pretty frequently. He just needs to upgrade it to a Khanda.
>>562728229This is why you buy Bkb though. The item order on Bristle is Lotus -> Shard -> Bkb then build depending on the game. Against PL and other illu heroes Shiva's Guard is very good
>>562728645Stop giving him ideas what the fuck.
>>562728729diversify your hero puddle nagabro
>>562728843I tried medusa and went like 0/30 in 3 matches so I gave up and went back to my beloved nagawife never to abandon her again.
I should really be looking for a job. But, here I am. Alt-tabbing and playing video games.
>>562728912Maybe Medusa is a bit too intricate for a noob I recommend you circle back to her once you've become much more proficient in last hitting and farming patterns. Just pick the FOTM STR carries like Lifestealer and WK
>>562727292Yes, Turbo Dota 2 players are overwhelmingly human—though the mode sometimes feels so chaotic and unhinged that it can make you question their sanity (or species).What is Turbo Mode?Turbo is Dota 2's accelerated casual game mode. It speeds up nearly everything: faster XP and gold gain, weaker towers, shorter respawn times, free personal couriers, and quicker overall pacing. A typical Turbo game lasts 20–30 minutes (sometimes stretching longer now due to scaling and map changes), making it ideal for quick sessions, learning heroes, or when you don't have time for a full 45–60+ minute ranked match.It's often jokingly called "Dota for crackheads" because of the hyper-fast leveling, snowball potential, and wild teamfights that break out early. Heroes that are mediocre in standard games can dominate here, and vice versa. The mode has its own hidden MMR system, and high-Turbo brackets can match you with Immortal/Divine players even if your main ranked MMR is much lower.Are They Actually Human?Yes, mostly real people: The vast majority of players in public Turbo queues are humans queuing for fun, practice, behavior score grinding, or short games. Many use it as a low-commitment way to play Dota without the stress of ranked. There are plenty of casuals, smurfs, boosters, and toxic players—just like in regular modes—but they're flesh-and-blood humans (or at least operating real Steam accounts)
>>562729164>Dota for crackheadsterm popularized by our tgirl dota 2 powersissy
My hoodwink picture got removed. It was mostly SFW. No fair.I deserve more (You) s
>>562729057I'll give other heroes a chance once I start getting matched with actual humans, I just lost my last match because a guy with 1.5hrs picked Spectre, went mid alongside Sniper, died like 6 times then abandoned the match.It's pretty upsetting how that counts as a "loss" in my history but oh well...
>wake up>no patch
Turbo is better, higher-skilled than ranked
>>562734460Agreed. I like crazy dota.
how do i get sponsored by big turbo?
>>562734460tvthnvke
>>562729015are you me? im collecting neetbux for a couple months though
dotrdas?#
you now remember when dark seer aghs only used to give +20% damage to his wall illusions and nothing else, what were they thinking
>>562731852I think we should post more Hoodwink
What's the cool /d2g/ channel?
>>562729015kek same, I really just don't give a shit anymore. After getting a taste of freedom and not having to wage cuck for a few months the thought of going back gives me existential dread. An entire life spent in a boring office. LOL
>>562741473thats probably when like 20 heroes had aghs and they were all dogshit?
>>562741615Didn't Enigma have some really fucking worthless effect like +200 cast range back then
Is enigma fun? What does he even do? I don't think I've seen one yet.
>>562741579>>562731852I think you should neck yourself, furnigger tourist.
>>562742717enigma aghs always added %hp damage to bh
>>562740967They won't even give me neetbux because I live with my family and don't have any bills.My mom got me a car (I wish she didn't), but I need to pay insurance on that now. So maybe I can get neetbux.
>>562743010
>>562743162>My mom got me a carshes totally dtf
>>562743162well its not exactly neetbux but i get 80% of my income for a while
>>562742854he summons little niggas and casts black holethat's about it
>>562743423Can the little niggas push a lane or clear camps by themselves or is it more like a broodmother type thing?Black holes are cool.
>>562743010>Warcraft III>Tauren>Pandaren>Furbolgs>Gnolls>Dryads>Quilboarswho's the real tourist here?
Dota is, always was, and always will be a furchad game.
>>562743514they can push, don't know how well they clear camps since i don't play him
deadlock has no furries come on over
i want to fuck anything that moves and looks female enoughcouldnt care less if they have fur or not
>pick silencer>fellate myself in all chat whenever I get any permanent int>this somehow always makes someone on the enemy team tilt hardkek I love it, losing a few int is hardly meaningful on most heroes too but there's always a dude that can't cope with the loss
>>562744862the entire playerbase is made up of tranniesthe moment i call someone a nigger some gigafaggot instantly starts seething demanding i get on voicechat for some reason
>>562745232>chuddie wont vc because his voice pitch is higher than literal hrt trannies
>>562745407spotted the guy who thought that calling someone a german is a slur(he was also seething over getting called a nigger)
>>562745498what
Deadlock stole your playersyour wivesgirlfriendsprosdrawfagsshitposterseverything
>>562721568It's no different from Mask of Madness active giving you lower armour for higher AS.
>>562746009Still not as high of a player count as Dota.
Nice dead game dotards.
>>562747124MoM has a noticeable lifesteal aspect to it weaver autist keep the 3k retard opinions to yourself
why did doto dieded?
>>562746009>>562747591valve refuses to remove smurfs and ban their main accountsvalve also refuses to implement good qol like making sure you are able to pick the hero you really want.they keep removing unique designs and keeping producing lol derivative designs,etcno wonder dota is dying
>>562752009No battlepass.
>>562752750Who cares about smurfs, account buyers are the real problem.
>>562753509what? smurfs destroy the game as much as acc buyers lol
lets not forget 1/5th of the playerbase is scripting and using maphacks as well
mason has been streaming for half an hour and hes already bored. i think its over guysarteezy wont play more than 3/4 games now before he tilts out. the thirdies won and mindbroke our guys
>>562756443idk why they don't just stream variety, dota becomes stale after over a decade of playing. must be miserable having no other skills and being pigeon holed into streaming this shit game infested by sub human thirdies
>>562753769>he plays in a >8k bracket
>>562753509they are the same problem
>>562756443im exactly the samewe need to banish thirdworlders from dota already they are completely unhinged
>>562752750>128 heroes but if i can play my hero in my role i screechno wonder you have to fill that post with bogus information since you are a retard
booba
how do we fix doto
>>562762259regionlock south america (mexico is south america) and eastern europeand china, for good measure
>>562762564This would absolute rape queue times for a lot of people but the screeching from subhumans would be worth it.
>haven't played on main account in 6 years because I was a defeatist crying loser and my behavior score / mmr dropped significantly>really miss my luxury hats>login>spam some matches>go 22-4 W/L>calibrate at 1100 MMRIt's too late to make amends now I guess. The game keeps the recepits.
>>562764645damn the yellowed out teeth in the back
>>562764817Don't drink coffee bros
>>562764527It's a license to stomp noobs for free wins. Stop being a bitch.
Can someone with 3 digit IQ explain these mental gymnastics to me? Quelling blade and branches on drow for suboptimal laning. Wraith band provides better stats and you won't have to throw it away.
>>562765610depends entirely on the lane; if stick is good, if drow expects level 1 trading, if drow wants vision by cutting trees or dealing with timber/hood/treant/np
>>562766020It's just a dawnbreaker/mirana lane but I guess there's some logic behind it. A lot of good players go for 4x/5x branches + Quelling Blade.
>>562765610She can upgrade the Quelling Blade into a Battle Fury for regen and stats.
>>562717653I have played weaver exactly once in 2026 but ok
>>562766816Just learn to ignore the schizo like the rest of us.
>>562766816wear it as a badge of honor
Honestly, all dota problems would be fixed by a good battlepass.
there isnt a single soul who has bought this thing yet
any dota nude mods?
>>562758367why dont you play on anonymous modehonestly the only thing that tilts me anymore is how passive my teammates are and just won't play for objectives but I end up winning anyhow since the other team doesn't know how to punish greedy afk cores. just play on anonymous mode. i used to get tilted seeing muslim name usernames with the ? steam profile pic on my team now i just dont care since theyre all anonymous
I just fucking love rage buybacking and using my ult on creeps
>>562770428There were
>>562771940can you still use them? where do i download
>>562772102I don't know I'm not that desperate
came back home after a grueling day of work in the herald coalmines to see my wife getting fucked by a deadlockchadagain
Nothing wrong with smurfs or acc buyers in the game, you're just really bad. That's the real problem is bad players ruining games.
>>562772102Valve disabled client side custom skins. Maybe they would work in a private lobby, but idk for sure.
I am going literally insane.
>>562781045>rubick with no neutral itemWhat mmr is this
>>562781120It's an unranked draft, I'm a new player.There are several cocksuckers with 1000+ matches in the lobby though. Like the Witch Doctor who stole my aegis which i couldve used to end the game :D
>>562781451Start playing ranked as soon as you can
>>562781539I might be retarded but not that retarded thank you very much.
>>562781580Ranked is the better experience by far
>>562781716He's gonna be in Herald so it's the same shit. Leave the newbie alone.
>>562781580Not that guy, but I calibrated into like 1.3k mmr and climbed up to 3k. this was in like 2013 though. Might be more difficult now, might be easier. who knows
Only thing that would stop me from playing ranked is having low behavior / comm scores.
>>562781716>>562781787I'm aware of that, but I haven't even FACED most heroes much less know what they do. I'm starting to figure out the items but it was yesterday that I noticed that silence doesn't stop you from using items, just skills.I'm not playing ranked just to be on faggotlow like this retarded 2000 game failure piece of shit witch doctor.
>>562781915Fair enough, if you want help feel free to ask
>>562781979How do i find where that witch doctor nigger lives so I can bash his skull into the pavement until it turns to goo?
>>562782039Add him on steam and pretend that you want to be his friend
if mason was allowed to communicate he would be top 1 mmr but instead valve sent him to hell forever for giving the ick to women
>>562783348they werent messing around with the lump of coal
>be mid>viper tower dives me>no supports TP inokay maybe they didn't notice me pinging>viper dives again>no TPokay, earthshaker didn't have a TP scroll, I'll let this slide>viper dives a third time>still no TPokay, i'm clearly getting trolled. guess I should report him and AA for both griefing.
>enemy carry trash talks us at start because they think they have the "better draft">teammates clap back>back and forth goes on until bell>offlaner and I dumpster the carry extra hard>teammates stomp their lanes too>raze the towers and take high ground easily>teammates spam "better draft" in the last 5 minutes as we fountain camp themNothing brings dotards together like some good ol' fashioned trash talk.
So if you're AFK before first blood the match isn't scored. Even if first blood happened before it was safe to leave.Completely retarded.
>>562785096I read your post like 20 times and still can't figure out what the fuck you're trying to say.
>>562785473You might be legit retarded, anon.
>>562785557Yeah duh im a dota player not a rocket surgeon
>>562786058First blood happened. No one was disconnected. But one person was AFK since hero select screen. Match was not scored.
>>562787323The leaver detection accounts for people being afk.
>>562787525BOOO!
Making Hoodwink walk around wearing a bandolier of my used condoms.
>>562788140Full where?
>>562788687I dunno
>>562788687Anal queenhttps://static1.e621.net/data/d2/04/d20454da636d19f8118fd995a89b58cb.png
>>562784003Instead of feeding mid constantly like a stupid brown person you should rotate
>>562791230Just give up mid tower? how about one fucking retard with a stun tp in and we get an easy kill?
should i give up on dota and become a fightan chad?
>>562792437You're playing against Viper. You already lost mid unless you're playing some other giga bully like Huskar or Sniper. Your goal is to feed as little as possible and fuck off when you can jungle or gank instead of letting him oppress you.
>>562792846lmao. fighting games are deader than moba. might as well play DDR.
>>562793282>ddrid kill someone for the chance of participating in a ddr community, ive always found those niche things super cool and one of the few things that doesnt seem to have changed much since the early 2000sjust a couple dorks exercising while dancing to dork music, sounds kino
>>562793367I just wanna do popular things. Maybe I'll get discovered someday and be super famous. Having videos of DDR on youtube with 100 views is not enough.
I'm in behavior score hell. all because of stupid shit i did when i was a teen
>>562796021some teens get pregnant, some in debt, some lose a limb or motor function, you just got a shitty behavior scorebe happy
>>562796110all i have right now is dota though. Kinda sucks. I mean... I'm top rank in MTG:Arena. But that's a shit game.
>>562796282Behavior score doesn't really matter much
>>562796282well you can always kill yourself, just dont let that be an excuse because if you do youll be 50 in your moms basement still postponing the inevitableyou gotta do it now!
>retard picks DP pos 4>HIDES FROM THE FUCKING WD POS 5>I get maledicted and hit by the WDhow do i FUCKING EVEN LANE YOU RETARD YOUR A FUCKING SUPPORT DO UR JOB
>>562796376Honestly getting old sucks. I see it all the time. I work around the elderly a lot. I never wanna be like that. It only starts getting really bad after 70 though. That's probably when I will clock out.
