SWAMP Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>562538238
Imagine the mushroom flavored milk.
BG3 should have had an expanded Underdark and the full Upper City and gone up to Lvl 20 because high level D&D is completely retarded fun where magic users fully shine and dab on martials in even harder and show why it's people like the Simbul, Elminster, Mordekainen, and Szass that are big dicks in town and not Johnny Swordenshield.
>>562666578Ah yes, Patch 6. That was a real one.
>>562666704You'll pretty much have your brain fully wormed before Act 3
>>562666626i dunno i've never looked at a level cap and said NOOOOOOOO I NEEEEEEED TO GO BEYOND THAT
>>562667527I can't remember examples off the top of my head because they weren't really arrangements that made it past the concept stage but for DnD/BG3 specifically there have been instances where I've looked at some frankenstein multiclass arrangements but been stopped because the game's levels didn't go high enough.
>>562667923do you look at the rev limit in your car and want to go beyond it? it seems a little strange to think that you have a better grasp of levels and game design than the actual makers of the game
>>562667527>This is a Barbarian.>And this.. this is what what is known as a Barbarian that has ascended past a Barbarian.>Or you could just call this a Barbarian 6 / Monk 6.>And this... is... to go... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
>>562668113It's more about the freedom that comes from being able to make that choice for myself, I'm the kind to like having that extra option even if it's not feasible for me to use it. Not to mention that there are mods that do what I described that have millions of downloads, so it's not like the demand wasn't there. Though I just want one potential extra level via a different level cap system, not an entire campaign's worth of levels all the way up to 20. So I'm still stuck with the level 12 cap even though there's technically an option to mod past it.
>>562667324the show will ship them. i truly believe this
>>562668649we'll see but we'll laugh at you when they don't
Astarion is definitely a rogueEvery time he opens his mouth it's CAZADOR this and TRAGIC BACK STORY thatWhy are rogue players like this
I'm prepared for Lae'zel to not show up in the HBO series at all lmao
i wish there was a way to change the initial game load splash screen from baldurs gate 3 to that image of all the characters bald
>>562669056pick a lane they can't both be true
>>562669056I'm waiting for the inevitable 'nazi racist bigots ruined the BG3 series and it wasn't pure slop to begin with, CHUDS!!!!' cope when it flops
>>562668649>>562669056Shadowlach will happen because Lae'zel will be in the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism and not part of the adventure buddies because they don't want to do gith makeup.
>>562669306>because they don't want to do gith makeupdevora will riot
Gith will just be asians because they already have yellow skinYou just need to add the ears and war paint
>>562669056I honestly hope so. I can’t watch another thing I love being ruined.
Someone talk me out of buying the Magic cards of the BG2 and 3 characters.
>>562669596it won't be hot asians either. it'll be the uggo ones that have adapted to have dog faces from millenia of their ancestors eating dogs
>never played Githyanki once because I hate how they look>remember there are white Githyanki which don't look quite so leathery>remember the corpse of a cool bearded old man gith I saw in the Astral Plane>but I have only played Tav/Durge and I want to finally play an OriginFuck, man. I finally find a githyanki design I wouldn't mind rocking and I can't even try it out.
>>562670207Do it. Be the beardyanki.
>>562670207play an origin, and then change how it looks with the 'appearance edit origins' mod. you can't get Wyllyanki if you don't dream big enough, anon
>>562672267>part of his pact was that mizora gets to play makeover mage with his facethe wyll lore is so deep
>>562672509sheeeeit. Mizora bully arc intensifies. "let's see how your precious sword coast handles... a GITHYONKI, 'BLADE'"
>>562672267>Wyllyanki
Kyll Wyll
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI play with lots of mods onI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou can't Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarves
>>562674863
High Elf Love
>>562674301blessed and predicted!!! damn I was just trying to help anon out
>>562549850>>562664923>bad applesKnew it was kek, very subtle!!!!!!!!! especially with defending yourself right away
>I was worried about Viconia over nothingShe just refused to act. I guess I have finally reached the point that my damage reduction/AC is too much for enemies.
>>562675173Why High Elf? And not, say, Wood Elf?
>>562675571Why do you like broccoli but not spinach?
>>562675173name three things you like about her that are non-physical
Is this why Toadcels were spamming images, so a new thread could be made
>>562675679But I like both.
>>562675753>toadcel>i'm so clever :^)
>>562676096thats what they have been called
>>562675619cute frog
>>562676354that's what seething brown faggots call frogposters
>>562676509aaah there's the toadcel racism
>>562676689brown hands typed this
>>562676367imagine lae'zel riding into battle atop the armoured owlbear
>>562676893you strike me as Brazilian tbqh
whats the "end" of act 1? like what is the last thing i should do?i'm currently in the goblin camp but i havent found the creche yet so idk what else i could be missing
>>562677461a UI warning will pop up if you do leave act 1
>>562677461Act 1 is really big so there is much to do. The creche is in different act 1 area
>>562677461In terms of map areas, I'd say Act 1 is Wilderness -> Underdark -> Mountain Pass in that order.
>>562677564>>562677706okay I guess the better question is, will doing the goblin camp lock me out of stuff? i know its one of the biggest decisions in the game i just dont know what
>>562677819>will doing the goblin camp lock me out of stuffelaborate on doing, do you mean killing the goblins? yes that will lock you out of minthara
>>562677819>goblin camp lock me out of stuff?Just if you want to side with the tieflings/druids or the goblins
>>562677881>>562677975yeah i want minthara and i know some companions will leave but its not going to like suddenly make the creche or something unavailable right?i guess i can just find out on my own but decision paralysis is kind of a real thing in games like this
>>562677296very stylish, like a troll lady riding an armored raptor in WSG>>562677384so you're brown and retarded? mkay
>>562678154Minthara is unrelated to the Creche. You usually do that after the goblin camp and other things.
>>562677881Technically it won't if you knock her out with non-lethal attacks.As a reminder, only melee weapons can be used for non-lethal damage. Ranged weapons always shoot to kill.>>562678154No, doing the goblin camp should not lock you out of anything particular outside of the obvious, being that raiding the grove locks you out of helping the tieflings and all of their associated questlines across Acts 1 through 3.
>>562678154Act 1 includes the wilderness, the mountain pass, the creche, and both underdark areas.Traveling out of the wilderness will advance time, concluding the grove decision with one of several possible outcomes according to the actions you chose before that point, which can include the grove being sealed off or the goblins successfully raiding the grove, depending.Two companions leave outright if you raid the grove, and a couple more are easily convinced to stay since they don't actually care THAT much. I you raid the grove you get to recruit Minthara in act 2, but you can also recruit her and save the grove by knocking her out instead of killing her.Act 2 doesn't begin until you enter the shadow curse lands, but it's a bit misleading since leaving the wilderness advances time in regards to the grove question, even though that's still act 1.
>>562678416keep writing fanfics saresh
>>562678247>>562678276>>562678481thank youact 1 feels so huge i imagine the rest of the game cant be that big
>>562678683>the rest of the game cant be that big120 hours if you're thorough
>>562678683Act 1 has the most effort and freedom in it, have fun anonnnn
>don't even get the Zhentarim as allies because Roah got herself killed by Nine-FingersAt least my drug merchant is still here.
got the beeg frog ring from random loot AWWWW YEAH. now I just need the helmet
>>562680802cute beeg frog
>>562678683The game gets progressively less big but each act is still pretty big.
>>562681083i personally feel each act actually gets denser in content
>>562675173Not canon. Shadowheart is made exclusively for BLC and producing baby lizards.
>>562681037ty I think it's time to break out the pajamas again. should've played her as origin instead of my old man MC, Cracksabbath tbdes
New frog
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
soullllllls go to their doooooooooom
>>562683976in flameee forevermoreeeee
>>562684446what a fuckin banger
>>562686176cute frog
Lae'zel is boring
your cryposts are boring
>>562686586ummm but among the githyanki she is actually quite humorous?!>>562686746no no they really arent
>>562686746You will never kiss Lae'zel IRLYou will never marry Lae'zel IRLYou will never make her happy IRLFor every new game you treat her kindly, I make one where I pretend to love her and then break her heart and get her killed.
>n... n-no they're n-not >.<lol
>>562686896based
uh oh multipost copemeltie
>>562686896This acutally upsets Lae'zel posters btw
Toadcel literally will post the same image files all every day and will still look you in the eyes and tell you that he isn’t boring
>>562686896this post has major durge vibes
brownfaggot will cry over and over samefagging conversations with himself but we will still post cute frogs
>>562687336take a pic of your favela
>IT MUST BE THE BROWNSOh he's actually upset this time kek
>>562687431he is absolutely seething
>brownfagLiterally who?
quick what was the aphorism wrong answers only
>>562687431he always resorts to racism when mad
>>562687604what was that
>>562687968evidence of his obsessionignore it and lets get back to discussing bg3 things
>>562688072ahh hi reportcel
Oh no Lae'zel what happened
>>562688134wtf based???
very normal behaviour btw
>everyone is my schizogod damn this general is really awful sometimes
>>562688548first day on /vg/?
Played this with a friend and once we got the hang of it, it became too easy. For our next run, I'm thinking of D20 initiative, enemies reworked, extra encounters and fade's equipment (for more build variety). Any other difficulty mods to recommend?
>>562688828its not nearly this bad on threads with actual traffic
>>562689502Are you fucking retarded? High-traffic threads are fucking insane
>>562689502go see the path of exile general
>>562689610>>562689667yeah but i never get targeted in high traffic threads its always people who make a name for themselves and paint targets on their back not bumfuck mcrando getting called nvm okay actually i see what you mean
>>562690215Can confirm.
>>562690408the man the myth the legendwhats your fav way to play the game my guy
>**I move away from the mic to breathe in
>>562690785Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
>>562678683Also you can freely go to the Underdark without Grove related quests getting automatically resolved.
>>562667042Simbul is dead, and sorcerers in general play second fiddle to wizards in FR. Would be cool if there were lore sorcerers on the same tier as Elminster or Blackstaff.
>>562692321>>562678683Note that if you go to the Mountain Pass, Grove/Goblin Camp quests WILL progress. So don't go to the Mountain Pass until you're finished with everything in the Wilderness.
>>562692808That would require sorcerers to be good.
Morbidly obese nerds be like: this wizard that tries really really really hard to make up for his complete lack of natural charisma is JUST like me you guys. Literally he is me. Oh, right. And I hate sorcerers. So so so so much.
>>562693384It's a shame that these people who are supposed to be magic incarnate are weaker than some geriatric wizard who spends all day reading books in his tower.
>>562693384A Sorcerer could make a Wizardcel cry with a few words
>>562693979I intuitively have control over and understand magic, requiring no training to be exceptional. Naturally, I am inferior to some guy of the same age simply because he tried really hard, or something. I was written by a man that self-inserts as discount Gandalf.
>>562694523I agree, honestly. With the description Sorcerers got in terms of flavour text you would expect them to be MORE versatile and powerful than Wizards, not less. WotC's excuse being "metamagic.... yay..." is not good enough. I demand justice for Sorcerers.
>>562694684To add to this, 5.5e giving you points back on a short rest was an improvement, but I still think Sorcs deserve more buffs so that their abilities match their class description.
I think to show a Sorcerer's command over the weave they should be allowed to either ignore concentration entirely, ignore concentration for specific spells or a specific number of times, or be allowed to concentrate on more than one spell. That'll show those wizards who's who.
>>562695519They already have constitution proficiency to represent that.
>>562695718And that's nowhere near enough. Being a little bit better at con saving throws doesn't really imbibe the level of magical prowess a sorcerer is supposed to have.
>>562691238>>562690785>KARL CLIFFGAAAAAAATE>Some souljas die before they get slain.>KARL CLIFFGAAAAAAATE>Infernal fury turning obsolete.>KARL CLIFFGAAAAAAATE>Scorching heartbreak and Zariel is to blame.>KARL CLIFFGAAAAAAATE>The bane of Gortash back in Baldur's Gate.
>>562693979At least Gale eventually gives you respect when you're a sorcerer. Elminster has no class-specific dialogue at all I think.
>nervouslaughter.jpg
Was the asian impression necessary?
>>562703201karlach a cute
Somebody set up a trap for Wyll.
>being proud of your heritagewoah slow down there hitler
Good news, I got Ulder's armour.Bad news, Wyrm's Rock is aggro'd and Gortash is pissed. Since there's no hope at an alliance I may as well try to do the Iron Throne solo. I'll probably use my Arcane Battery to create a summon for this occasion. I plan to book it to Omeluum directly and anyone else the summon can rescue will be icing on the cake. When I am finished I will report in with how many gnomes were rescued with just me and a single summon doing the work.
Take the wyllpill
>>562668649I'm more concerned about how they'll depict minthara because of her...you know
>>562704091cute proud half-elves...
>>562704630All drow will be portrayed by African-American actors to avoid accusations of blackface.
>>562704710did drows appear in the previous dnd movie? that ought to tell us if they're fine with anyone playing a drow
>>562704769No, but Elminster was black.
>>562704860I hate Hollywood so much.
>>562704906To be fair Elminster could change himself into a black man rather easily.
drow will not be in the hbo show because they would be evil black characters and you are not allowed to insinuate that blacks are anything but victims or heroes
>>562704973Anyone with Disguise Self could, but you know that's not why they did it.
>>562704860>gale, my nigga, you should kill yourself NOW
all this talk about how good/bad the companions in bg3 made me realize that you could take away all the companions that aren't astarion, gale, shadowheart, frog & karlach and I wouldn't really care, I wonder if larian will make less companions in divinity but make their stories tighter or maybe they'll use their billions to make even more companions and keep content creeping their game because reddit & the steam forums told them to idk
>>562705361this but i only care about shart gale and astarionno other characters are interestingno other characters matter
>swen: bg3 will be done when it's done>narrator: bg3 wasn't done when it was done
>>562705361I am SO scared of them pulling a halsin aka adding someone that people like during the early access, not bothering to give them a story and call them finished because they gave them a sex scene and keep memeing about them on twitter I really don't want larian to become a parody of themselves and honestly act 3 sometimes felt that way
>>562704985You could have good and sexy Eilistraeean nudist drow girls instead.
>>562704860>it's realIt's all so tiresome.>>562705083>Ahhh... was that Gale's step-... wait!
>>562706764they didn't even bother giving him a big wizard beard, save me divinity
>>562706891That expression makes him look like someone you'd see as a suspicious person immediately. Maybe Gale isn't even his real name.
>>562705072They should have, even the Watchmen HBO show had Dr. Manhattan turn himself black to fuck a black chick.
>>562707976he just needs a good night sleep and a long bath and he'll look more trustworthy
>>562707976Looks like a handsome young man to me.
>un-for-tu-nate-ly
6 hostages plus Omeluum, for a total of 7 rescued. Not bad considering I didn't plan for this at all and I also sent the summon in the completely wrong direction by accident.
sooo where are the mods that add quests, regions, companions and stuff?
>>562704184>>562711539>Bad news, Wyrm's Rock is aggro'd and Gortash is pissed.What did you think is going to happen? As far as I know there's no way to peacefully get his armor. Otherwise good job!
>cycle through all of the Act 3 vendors>no Battlemage Elixirs>maybe 1 ViciousnessAm I getting fucked by RNG or are these items not appearing at level 12?
>>562710034Who wore it better?
>>562714518
/bgg/ has been shitting on wyll since its inception
>>562713471They do. It's just their competition is bigger above level 9 as Tier 3 elixirs (Cloud Giant, Psychic Resi, Supreme Arcane Cult.) also enter the picture. Between level 6 and 8 it's 50-50% if the RNG gets the merchant Tier 1 or Tier 2 elixirs. Above that Tier 1 and 3 have 25-25% and Tier 2 (both BM and V belongs here) 50%. Even then the 6 elixirs in the latter category don't get weighted equally: Necrotic Reis and See Invisibility has double (25%) change to drop than the rest (12.5%). My recommendation is to always visit every alchemist you have access to between Long Rests. Their supply tend to be wider and deeper, not to mention both elixirs are cheaper to craft than to buy.
>>562714827KEK
>>562715102arsehole*
>even when I'm skimming BG3 shorts on YouTube I can't escape the shitposts
>>562715490Women choose the bear
>>562715490I feel like the fact that out all characters shart thirsts for the blatant self insert makes the beargate incident extra funny
i hope that when they say that they want divinity to be bigger than bg3 they're not taking about the game's lenght bg3 is already long enough as it is I'd rather have more branching paths and optional content imo
>>562714827>>562715102Wyllbros...
It's time.Which of the ally summons are actually useful for the elder brain fight considering they cost actions?
>>562717409Yurgir is amazing because he's immune to fire damage and can bait the breath of the dragon on himself and other enemies.Aylin is meh in terms of damage but as she's immortal, she's great at soaking the magic missiles from the Illithid casters (they do quite some damage).Rolan and Voss ability is great to remove some Illithid casters, as they are the most dangerous foes next to the dragon.
>>562717409>Barcus>passed on summoning a Steel Watcher
>>562718798You can get both
>marching on BG with an army of undead, goblins, and goblin-adjacent creatures to manufacture a threat and refugee crisis>while Bhaalists stir up tensions by murdering bigwigs>and Banites have slaves build giant armor for zombies to be the new city guard that allows their leader to run the placeI don't see why they really needed the brain for this plan to workin fact, it seems to me that the brain being involved is the whole reason that it failed
>>562720313everything involving the brain sucks story wise it looks cool but that's pretty much it, I still don't know why the brain being behind everything was supposed to be a big plot twist, I couldn't have given less of a shit, the chosens are the characters that were built up since act 1, they should have been the final villains or optional allies teaming up with you against the rest of the chosens/raphael/vlaakith/cazador/zariel/whoever
>>562720313Wasn't the plan to tadpole everyone in the city and use them as some kind of army?You get a huge amount of slave and the gods get their soul.
>>562720313>so the army has a god to rally to and unite it. also easily controllable through the tadpoles>dunno lol>so Gortash can tadpole elites?
you arsehole
>>562720313Gortash wanted to eventually control the entire Sword Coast with tadpoled nobles.
>>562705747idk if you noticed but larian is already a parody of corporate twitter, they will literally post ahahaha this guy is soooooo hot amirite I LOVE men loving on men is WHOOOO WHEEEEE it's getting hot in here or is it all the hot men ??? XD RAWR literally idk who this sort of thing appeals to, it's kinda like romance novels but for retarded men? case in point: >>562668649 >>562669306
>>562720313>marching on BG with an army of undead, goblins, and goblin-adjacent creatures to manufacture a threat and refugee crisisEverything except the Undead were tadpoled (and even some of them, don't ask why) or under command of someone who was tadpoled>while Bhaalists stir up tensions by murdering bigwigspartially aided by specific individuals within Baldur's Gate being tadpoled, hence the city guard being so incompetent in terms of response>and Banites have slaves build giant armor for zombies to be the new city guard that allows their leader to run the placeSteel Watch had tadpoled corpses inside to control the robots.Essentially, the Brain allowed them to stomp that plot out of thin air as then Ketheric would have had a much tougher time putting together an army, the Banites wouldn't have a way to control the Steel Watch without the Gondians being directly involved and the Bhaalists would have faced a much tougher time with their murder streak.The end game for Bane at least was also to deny every deity but him mortal souls, so any mortal would either be tadpoled and forced to worship him or could be turned into a squid and therefore destroy their soul.
>>562721696Shadowlach is based though
The Emperor said being an illithid is based...
>>562722084If the Emperor told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
It will be Shadowlach
the hbo show should be about the daily life of side characters you meet in act 3
>>562722413Sauceman Chorizo and his husband
>>562717409Anything different about the elder brain on honour mode than on tactician?
>>562722209It will be Shadowzel
>>562722767the pov of the cook working at a dnd brothel sounds like a fire hook for an episode
>>562722413Exxvikyap!
>>562722413Yeah, the protagonist should be Gaspar Throaks>Your mom has just ran away with your boss and sold the family business>Your mom and said boss got you a job in a Banite operation that was ruined by some adventurers>You can either join your broke ass father in starting a new tailoring business or join the Guild as a hired muscle like you planned to before you got that Banite job
>>562722886it might cost your entire run so remember that it will be fully resistant to the damage types you attack her with in the previous turns
>>562722886crown shoots out missiles iirc at the end of each round, before entering the "brain room".Brain itself gets immune to the damage types it was damaged on the previous round.The latter can catch you offguard if you're focused on a single damage type and can't finish the brain in a single round.
>>562723056>your mom's dominatrix girlfriend was also killed by the adventurers who ruined your jobhe's going to be the next Aradin trying to kill the party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVNdmDG3hk8AAAAAAAH FUCK YOU SWEN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>562723116>>562723257I think you just saved my run.
it's so funny that a Selunite player can spend the whole game pointing out how her backstory sounds an awful lot like the Selunite tradition of sending the kids out into the woods to survive for a night and Shadowheart just laughs it off the whole time and calls your religious rites barbaric before being all shocked that she was, in fact, a Selunite child chosen to be a priestess who was captured during the tradition where the kid is sent out into the woods
>>562725901>good halfling werewolf bard to counter the evil evil vampire rogue
>>562722767>>562723056>>562722989>wokeslop and safe horny sexI CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My god you people are boring. The same shitposts over and over ad infinitum. What do you get out of behaving like this?
>>562726884For (You) specifically they'll have a new dance scene with Wyll.
>>562726884You aren't going to watch it
Nettie, my beloved
>no option to kill the parents for breaking the sanctity of the celebration partyLAME SWEN LAME
>>562730504I just save Arabella because both Komira and Kagha are cute and shouldn't fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTS1xhDE9ns&list=RDwTS1xhDE9ns
>>562731132Kagha can't just let rampant theft go unpunished. She'll have to find some other way to punish Arabella.
>>562729172vased
honestly this kagha lady seems alright
>>562730504I just kill them before the party
>>562731719not with that haircut
>>562731890on all levels except physical she's a viper ok
>>562732043You think Kagha would like to follow in Eliette's footsteps and turn herself into a viper permanently?
>>562730258I don't want Aylin as a companion
>>562735932But I do
>>562730258You already Have Karlach made with mematic
>>562736416yucky
>no Kagha companion
>>562736561>Have Karlach
>>562735932well I do, we love lesbians
>>562736946based
>>562730258You mean Nettie
Aylin groomed isobel
>>562731719Yes, i will support her, when she tells me to get rid off tiefling scum, i will do my best to do that for her
>>562737748Yes.Isobel sat in Aylin's lap, and Aylin brushed her hair.
I am fucking SKILLED
>>562737748With her massive cut BAC
hoes mad
>>562742149>Vlaakiths portrait has been vandalized even before Tav/Durgegithyanki leadership is in shambles,Wish yourself some charisma you beef jerky looking ahh lich queen
>>562742149Juvenile antics are what you people deserve. Better than you deserve even.
What level githyanki does Vlaakith eat?
>>562743116Above 15 I think
>>562742327Well, Y’llek is some middle-of-nowhere podunk hick crèche on an overly large rock the Gith don’t even particularly like.Lae’zel is from Stardock. This is some top-of-her-class model cadet from Annapolis visiting some community college ROTC.
>>562737691this
What is the best class and race if I want to be a slut and save the world with power of love?
The gang is all here
>>562745421Shaddap
Has anyone ever made a Heat themed build work?>Ring of Self Immolation bonus Action for +2 Heat>Thermoarcanic Gloves gives +2 Heat from self immolationand then for a melee build>attack once with Thermodynamo Axe for +2 Heat and then toggle Heat Convergence one the second attack for an extra 6 fire damageor for a spellcaster>Scorching Ray for +6 Heat into hasted Fireball for +8 AOE fire damageMeanwhile the The Spellsparkler from Act 1 just as a single item does that damage from a single magic missile cast.
what do bros
>>562745421tiefling bard
>>562746039Astarion likes it if you side with Glut.
>OOOOH YOU KNOW IT LAD YOU KNOW THAT SWEN PIKER? >IM COMIN TO KILL YOU>IN LOS ANGELES AT YOUR HOUSE! or in the ring? >NOOOO IN REAL LIFE. IM GONNA STALK HIM AND BECOME OBSESSED WITH HIM AND WEAR HIS MAKEUP AND HIS DRESSES AND USE HIS SKIN AS A COAT LIKE THE ANCIENT IRISH DID
>>562745421high half-elf trickery cleric
>>562746468Kill Glut, he failed his circle.
>>562745560>>562746674Do you really need so many mephits >>562746468pick your class option duhh
>>562746902No but I wanted to summon greater and lessers on everyone and they're the only ones i like out of the 3 lessersSide note, I dont WANT to save Halsin, so can I just like let him die but also still kill Orin
swen saved gaming the least we could do to honor him is to have a class general
>>562747105classy
>>562747076nvm i answered my own question finally this RAPIST freak gets his just desserts
>>562747105What Swen did to gaming could best be described as larceny. It's why I choose to influence this thread and create the culture you see now, as a ward against it. Liarian's next game might as well be called Divinity 2077, because they're about to repeat the script.
AAAA A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER RAPED ME
How is the reward for doing the whole Necromancy of Thay thing? I've never actually fucked with the cursed skin book.
>>562747549milord...have mercy
>>562747549Divinity will sell like crazy and get a super popular and successful anime spinoff?
>>562747850>and get a super popular and successful anime spinoff?don't forget the expansion, man a bg3 anime would have been so cool and the perfect way to give every major character extra lore & screentime
Is there a mod that makes all the characters look like anime girls?
>>562747590Halsin is the single worst character in the game, faggot and now he's dead. You should die with him
>>562748683best you'll get are mods that make characters look like korean MMO NPCs
>>562748730AAA HE RAPED ME!>>562748813These edits were so weird and random. I need to find the others
>>562748730based
>>562747850Divinity will sink a bought-and-paid-for reputation cultivated through years of fraud, when the low quality and cynicism of the product becomes so great and so obvious that no number of Indian call centers will be able to obscure it. Swendler Vincke, who at this point will have spent five+ years of your early access dollars having his way with underage "Astarionsisters" in Thailand will have once again rushed out the game in crunch conditions to meet creditor demands, and once again the "game" will be awful, a smelly shit ejected with force into the public toilet that has become PC gaming. After this, a weak and insincere apology will be drafted. Gamers will be assured that the game will be fixed, and after all, when have these devs ever lied? Money will be wasted not on the product but on the PR, buying journo blog posts to describe how minor number tweaks somehow fix and correct the deep foundational problems in this "game", how a celebrity doing phoned-in (literally) voice work has made all the difference. It's good now, you'll see!And finally, they'll pull out the big guns - airing a cartoon on Netflix, simulcast with a full court press from all the manpower in India to flood every forum and thread with inauthentic praise and false consensus. But they've already shown their trick, and now those of us with integrity are ready. Ready and waiting.
Ready and waiting. To throw a farty sharty on 4chan. We'll show them PC gamers aren't to be trifled with.
>>562748813its very funny
>>562749373truth supernova
>wall of text crying about swen's next masterpiecelol
let swen cook and the industry will turn into a gourmet restaurant if only for one day
swen will turn this industry into indian street food. and he's cooking with feet.
aww Toadcel won't play Divinity cause his Toad won't be in it
>>562750456he'll get a lizard, they're basically sand frogs
>>562750456Those people don't actually care about lae'zel, just the appearance of liking the unpopular. Watch me romance this hideous creature, el oh el I'm so whacky. I'm certain Divinity will accommodate this impulse with some other kind of ghoulish creature.
Thoughts on white human blonde men with A10 eyes?
>>562751228slightly less cringe than the regular self insert but way more cringe than the face 5 half elf twink
face 5 half elf twink is king
>>562750662The Lizard Empire is slightly less racist and more moral than the Githyanki Empire.Plus, their vaguely Middle Eastern aesthetic with veils and gold is way sexier than the shitty githyanki armor.
>>562751803I don't know why but most gith armor look like they're made of plastic in bg3 especially pic related
>>562751803Vlaakith could never.
>>562754067swen would bang all of them
>>562754067I would bang that
>>562750456lol wrong again
>>562751064>Those people don't actually care about lae'zelquite the opposite actually, our love for frog is sincere, unlike the people who install a mod to change their waifu from the writer's intention of bear
>>562754067Swen had better keep the extreme sexual dimorphism with male lizards being human height and bulky without crests and females being super tall and slender with crests
should I do a yuri durge playthrough
>>562755501yet another artist that forgot wyll
catgirl wyll? catgirl wyll
>>562755972
if I have to see pic related so does /bgg/
>>562756579no
>>562756579There is always a bigger sex pest Gale durge
>>562758841considering durge is a necrophiliac he hasn't received any complains
how come every time i sleep now gale makes a saving throw against going prone kek
what if the worst people here created a mod as an elaborate shitpost?
>player character speaks for the first time>it's Drow-specific tooneat
>>562762024the shitposters love AI & spam cropped porn they're not smart enough to create anything
>>562760030Someone might use speak with the dead on the poor corpses. Unless they're dwarfs since durge ate them.
>>562744393BUT the high brass of Vlaakith is right there in that creche at that moment so
>>562764283The problem is Varrl, he found out about Orpheus after Voss and his group visited the creche and he rummaged through their stuff, and then he started scribbling on Vlaakith's portrait.
>>562687159don't "astarionsisters" do this
where are the wyllsisters?
>>562763569scary
>>562765163
>>562747105>>562747549>>562749373>>562750456>>562751803Not only is this blatantly off-topic garbage, it represents only a fraction of the actual damage it does to a general. (Trying to list all the shitposts ironically triggers the system's spam detection.) It is not enough to filter "Larian," "Swen," and "Divinity." The parasite and opportunistic trolls use tangentially related language and allusions - "the next game" - to make their shitposting broadly unfilterable, when they're not merely dumping some tweet or screencap. Remember that generals die not because of a lack of activity - yesterday was the most active day in a very long time - but because of apathy. A BG3 screenshot of Lae'zel wearing the adamantine splint armor.
>>562764717Why does this retard spend the entire game severely overestimating his abilities and never learn until he's dead on the Elfsong floor?
>>562765408Godey Divinity boning you with the world's first Wyllsister
>>562765408cute frog
>>562765408yeah yeah divinity off topic blahblahblah we get it
>>562765414Aradin's sure he's the most powerful fighter on the sword coast, but tieflings are holding him back by not opening the bloody gate.
>Rationality has no place there and only the agenda matters.Now this is a statement worth unpacking. I'd be wary of those who play a game like BG3 and think it pushes some kind of (queer) agenda. These "people," more often than not, are not far removed from installing mods such as No Alphabets and whatever that one that gender-swaps Aylin is called. When the morally bankrupt Larian, backed-up by an even more morally bankrupt WotC, mandates a certain quota of gay gnomes or sapphic Selûnites - to say nothing of every romance option being bisexual - in the so-called "game of the decade," we as players are in trouble. Already, two sides become apparent once this (overt) agenda is recognized and acknowledged. The rational side, on one hand, formulates the very logical argument that a race needs a certain amount of opposite-sex couples to reproduce, multiply, and thrive - even if deep gnomes may live for four hundred years and rapid propagation might not be their primary goal in life. (They prefer the goal of survival in the Underdark or domestic terrorism on the surface.) The rational side, astutely observes that the demographics of Baldur's Gate do not match the "medieval status quo," but rather closely resemble some kind of fantasy Los Angeles. The irrational side, on the other hand, posits that for every Isobel and Aylin, there is a Bex and Danis, and that this parity of positive representation might actually be acceptable in fantasy. The irrational side, fearful of losing their status as an ally, is eager to virtue signal acceptance of the Other - the tiefling refugee, the queer Selûnite, even the non-human, non-elven, non-white Baldurian. Clearly, when this heavy-handed agenda is pushed onto the players, it becomes one's moral imperative to install mods that attempt to remove this unpleasant inclusivity, and to encourage others to do the same. More than a game about power, destiny, and agency, BG3 is a spiritual and moral metaphor about queer love.
>>562766234trvke
>>562766234you will never be a lesbian or woman
>>562766418I on the other hand am both
>>562766359>>562766418We love lesbians
>>562766234I am not reading all of that.
>>562766576Is that Gaia from ff14
>>562766674yea
>>562766829why
>>562767142because the artist likes her? idk
>>562766359>not killing the dumb angel ocYou fuckers are so goddamn lame
>>562766359very pleasant
>hates aylin and loves halsin & mintharaonly on /bgg/
>>562767894I don't love any of those
>>562767894Minthara is at least an interesting character due to her unabashed Drow moral values.
Maybe the drow should have Drizzt's moral values.
Wyll is a beautiful prince that deserves the world
>>562768545who
>>562767894i I hate aylin for being an annoying dykethe kind that has to let everyone know they are homosexual
>>562770421thisshes annoying
god this place is so much better without Lae'zel spam
>>562769780average bg3 anon>>562770960I think the racist one got banned
>>562770960I'm busy, give it time
>>562771226>average bg3 anonYou're the only one who knows what you're talking about, retard
>>562768545Drizzt is the Forgotten Realms' shittiest Gary Stu after Elminster
>>562771491wasn't me retard
>>562771576Prove it, retard
>>5627708854 years into a relationship and she hits you with the "Did you notice anything new about me?"
>>562771623
>>562771942Nice Photoshop retard
>>562770960
>>562770885i need to voice my disapproval.
>>562773167this picture is the embodiment of that feeling where you step out of the shower and suddenly you need to shit
>>562720313The plan doesn't work without the brain. The Steel Watch are controlled by tech that runs off the elder brain's hivemind system. The Absolute is the one that creates the army. Bhaalists just blindly murdering would get sorted out eventually.The brain is the lynchpin of the plan. Without it you just have a bunch of dissidents stirring trouble, something that would be easily dispatched under normal circumstances.
>>562773359I thought this was boring but then I see there's a cock, amazing!!!
>(sensible chuckle)
>>562776305kill it
>>562776305spare the cubkill the frog
>>562766234I'm curious whether you are capable of reading such posts and deriving some meaning from them, or whether you skip to the sarcastic ending remark. Maybe that line is humorous enough for you to turn the post into a pasta worth reposting with an image of "Shadowbaby." Anyway, queer love - it's a beautiful thing when it's between women.>>562770885A short-haired Shadowheart is acceptable. Thank you for posting beauty, Untitledanon.
>>562776698do you really expect anything out of a bad faith actor?
Is this the earliest Baldur's Mouth Gazette you can find? Issue #76.
>>562766359>>562766576We sure do.
>thought the motivators had a sort of queued system because the two that dropped gave two different warning messages>nope, the one I thought was safe was running on the same timer as the first one, triggered, and killed the gondians >somehow toobin survivedOops. Well, the more you know.
>Goaded status TAKES CONTROL OF MY CHARACTER FROM ME>when the description says that I should only be able to attack one target and have disadvantage on other attackersWhat the fuck is this bullshit?
>>562778838>>562780417Lae'zelbros... Not like this...
>>562781280I knew I liked the Bitch Queen for a reason. Praise the wavemother.
frogSPAMMERS (different from frogposters) are the reason this general is so shitthey are even worse than the namefag
>>562784463I could become a new namefag to counteract them if you want
>>562784140>PraiseUmberlee doesn't want your praise.Umberlee wants your fear.Umberlee wants you to open your wallet.Umberlee is a divine mean findomme.
>I see it. But it's up there and we're down here.This is why I installed the killable children mod. The canned voice lines drive me insane. It's particularly bad in Act 3.
>>562784578Of course my praise comes in the form of frequent donations to her priestesses and acknowledgement that if I were to even think of the sea without acknowledging her ability to crush me under its harsh waves she would do just that.
>>562784140>Umberlee is the patron deity of Kuo-toa and SahuaginImagine worshiping the same goddess as fish-things.
>>562785935froghaters will take on the most ridiculous and clownish positions
>>562784565please do
>>562785935I'd hit that.
>>562785935>conveniently ignoring the fact that every sailor bows to the whims of umberlee
>>562785935She's also worshipped by krakens.And also this kind of god bullshit that's so petty you just have to respect it.>made her own wereanimal because fuck that moon bitch
>>562784463they are called toads
>>562781210>>when the description says that I should only be able to attack one target and have disadvantage on other attackersNot you but your target. The Goaded. I'm sure you noticed how classics tanks and their supporting mechanics are basically non-existent in 5e. This is one of the rare exceptions, even if it's a castrated version gatekept behind several layers. Goading is a taunt. The AI takes control of you thing must be a lazy fix to some emerging issues with the mechanism but it's effect can be minimized if you Goad only at the end of the character's turn.
>>562787876Yeah, the target was me. I failed my saving throw. Usually I don't get Goaded so I hadn't seen this interaction before. It cost me a valuable 6th level spell slot. Them coding it as me losing control of my character really hit me in a sensitive area, as status effects that remove control from you completely are the kind I hate the most.
>>562786628What is with evil goddesses and shitting on Selune?
>>562790151She’s THE good primordial creation goddess.
>>562790151Shar hates her twin because of a disagreement from the start of the universeUmberlee hates her because Umberlee hates literally everyone and also because the moon and stars can guide sailors
>>562788456>Usually I don't get Goaded so I hadn't seen this interaction beforeMe neither. That's why I didn't even consider that the target was you. Enemies can goad you? Damn. Who did this to you?As for the failed saving throw the wiki mentions two bug regarding the Goaded condition:>Despite being stated that the goaded enemy will attack the caster, the enemy's AI does not change at all and may not prioritize attacking the goading creature if they leave the attacking range.>The tooltip for this condition states it has a Wisdom save, but no such on-turn saving throw exists.It's hard to say anything under these circumstances. At least your char being overtaken by the AI makes more sense now, even if it doesn't make the whole ordeal less annoying.
>>562791389Banites inside the Steel Watch Foundry. I was unlucky enough to get hit, and then even unluckier to get goaded. >no such on-turn saving throw existsSo what, it's a flat check? I just roll a d20 and my fate is left in the hands of the gods? Somehow that feels even worse.
luv Larianluv Swenluv bg3but most of allluv me wifey MinthySimple as.
>>562793581why do you have 500 hours in the Korean porn game
Gortash went down. I may have overestimated the level of difficulty of some opponents I'd be facing while underestimating others. Gortash was a lot easier than the Watcher Titan.
>>562793581You messed up typing your name. So you are human after all.
>>562795128>Gortash went down.I bet he didThere's a reason Durge liked him so much
>>562795128He's just a dude, why would he be anything special? Because he's a chosen of a god of death? Nah, Bane ain't trying to walk in Bhaal's footsteps.
>>562792014I did some testing using companions in real-time mode. By default the basic d20 + WIS modifier calculation is used. You can see this left side on the pic. The middle is a training dummy with 10 WIS who has Saving Throw Proficiency in the ability because of his class.Right not only has the same Proficiency as above but also Resilient: Wisdom which grants the Proficiency Bonus again. So we clearly have a WIS Saving Throw against Goading and it happens at the time of the hit. Meaning not even the "on-turn" criteria holds water here.>>562795128Congratulations! The difficulty tend to take a nosedive by the end as you're swimming in OP items and the devs are often afraid to counter-balance this because of the casuals. Even if they do it's often some artificial BS instead of extra difficulty.>>562796806>the Chosen of BaneHe didn't fight so good.
>Minthara says Tressym wings are delicious when cookedJust drow things™
pointy ear gang is back in town
>>562800579Does your group have a name? One that strikes terror into the hearts of other ne'er-do-wells?
>>562801214>No Lives Matter>The Goon Squad>Bhaalspawn & Friends>Shadowheart Fanclubamong others
Wait so >Arcane casters manipulate the weave with the blessing of Mystra to cast spells>Divine casters manipulate the weave with the blessing of not-Mystra gods to casts spellsIs that really the only difference? Mystra's stamp of approval specifically for arcane?
>>562801956Isn't Mystra also the essence of magic? As evidenced by Karsus's Folly. If so then yeah, it does make sense.
>>562795128I actually have never fought against him, i always have sided with him. Cant say no to that handsome guy
>>562802572I wanted Ravengard's armour. Whether I rescued and then killed him from the Iron Throne, or just attacked him there in the Coronation area, peace was never an option. I usually ally with Gortash too, when I am playing Durge.
>all these Gore-Tex fanboys ITT
What did Gortash do to get shat on by /bgg/?
Be ugly when stated to be handsome
>>562806586That's it? Maybe they just have different standards in Faerun. The half elves are the only visually appealing female companions but that doesn't mean I'd start dismissing the rest of them out of hand.
two fucking r*dditors
>>562809127What's wrong with Gale?
>>562809127What's wrong with Karlach?
>>562809439She's a moralfag.
Knowing Larian I'd say this is an overlooked reactivity situation instead of the man not realizing who he is facing.
Good morning /bgg/
>>562810857good morning frogposter
>>562810857Good Lord! We almost started without you! Have a seat and let's begin!
>>562812472>part 1
>>562812472>>562812574>comrade had a long story to tell that I have no interest in hearing but they either can't tell I'm uninterested or just don't careIt's one of THOSE episodes huh...
>everyone loves the heckin good boy doggo and fair and valid chonker owl bear even the evil charactersfucking bullshit
>>562813853RedditGate3 do be like that
Is there a mod I can use to make the custom hotbar the default tab? Having to reset it every time I launch the game is like death by a thousand paper cuts.
>>562806586But he is handsome
fire
Coming from Dark Souls, I wish shields were handled differently.>training shield gives 1AC>90% of shields give 2AC>a few give 3ACI think I'd rather see the AC bonus dependant on size and maybe material.>smaller wooden shields 1AC>metal shields give 2AC>tower shields give 3ACWhy are there no tower shields?
Dammit, I just realized I should prioritize the House of Grief because of the Mirror of Loss as only enjoying it's benefits for the last 3 fights would be a waste. I wanted to postpone it as long as I could as that will be the last appearance of the two returning Heroes in this playthrough.
I think most players would agree that Wyll’s storyline is the most boring among all the companions, but if you really think about it, on paper his story sounds very compelling."A noble knight forced to betray his conscience and sell his soul to a devil" sounds great, doesn’t it? Just imagine how many interesting quests could come out of that concept. For example, Mizora could constantly send Wyll on missions that go against his moral compass, testing his code of honor. The hero would be forced to commit evil (at least from his own perspective), which could make Wyll more cold or cynical on the surface, while deep down still believing in good. And we, in turn, could guide him either toward the light or into darkness, with each choice having its own consequences. Or, on the contrary, Mizora could present Wyll with morally gray choices, making him start to doubt his own ideals.You could even develop a romantic storyline between Wyll and Mizora, similar to Gale and Mystra, but more grounded. After years spent together, some kind of twisted attachment, care, intrigue, or even genuine feelings could develop between them. Or, if we go full fanfiction mode, Mizora could even conceive a child with Wyll and use that fact to manipulate him (though I’m not sure if that’s even possible within the lore).It sounds crazy, but it’s intriguing, right? In the hands of something like Critical Role, this kind of story could turn out absolutely amazing. Unfortunately, in the original, the only quest I can really highlight with that kind of morally gray choice and meaningful consequences is the mission to capture Karlach - and that’s far too little. Rework Wyll’s character, add some moral ambiguity, remove the incredibly dull father storyline, and fully focus on Wyll and Mizora’s relationship, and you’d have one of the best companion storylines in the game. Even the game’s posters seemed to hint at that kind of story.
>>562820976The 3AC shields (aside from one Legendary) are all enchanted. Except the +1 is not going for the (non-existent) attack roles and damage as with weapons but AC value. They must have thought +2 Shields would have been too OP. Maybe that's the reason behind the lack of Tower Shields as well. Or the devs just didn't want to bother with extra 3D models, refined animations and potential clipping issues.
>>562827015A mortal having a child with a fiend is definitely possible, although since Mizora is only a half-devil it could be a tiefling and not a proper devil. One of Drizzt's companions (a human barbarian) was imprisoned in the Abyss by the balor Errtu for years, as one of the multiple ways he tortured him, he had him bang and impregnate succubi and then ate the succubi and his cambion babies in front of him.It's not mentioned in game but Araj also has a grudge against Errtu, he also provided demon troopers for the Baenres when they destroyed House Oblodra and took Araj's mother to the Abyss and has her there still, possibly also fucked by succubi or incubi.
>>562836249>ate the succubus and his babiesMan old dnd was so edgy I love it
Thoughts on monks?
>>562837874Open Hand is one of the most OP classes with tavern brawler and strength elixirs. Shadow monk is pretty cool and works. Four elements is considered pretty bad, your abilities end up being similar to a wizard's low level spells and cantrips but the cantrip-equivalents also cost ki points.Drunken master is just for flavour, Open Hand does your special flurry of blows better and an item does your redirect attack feature without using ki.
cringe
big H
>>562839463>>562839724both underappreciated here
>>562840752giving wyll a unique starting armor and a better haircut would have went a long way, you just can't save halsin though sorry he's dogshit
>>562812472my favourite time of the day
>>562837874I wish there was more emphasis on monks using weapons. The game really wants you to be a open hand monk. Let me do cool shit with a staff or nunchuks
>>562841320>you just can't save halsin though sorry he's dogshitShadowheart will still let you clean up afterwards, no need to get all rebellious. Just know your place.
>>562843093helf shadow monk with a booming blade staff is good
The warm light of the setting sun lazily passes through the leaded windows, casting a kaleidoscope on the marble floor and the mosaic walls.The scent of wild pines mingles with the sweet must oozing from the barrels where drunken kobolds lose themselves in their bacchanals.Cat-like figures brimming with wild magical energy slumber among the dusty shelves of an ancient library.The portrait of Dawnmaster Sneed silently approves the display of ingenuity of those who are curious, while an ancient contraption towers above the roof and its gleaming tiles. A female voice echoes through the corridor, muffled by the green leaves of the plants that have now reclaimed this ancient place: "Lathander, forgive me...we have to fire the Lance."A giant eagle circles the sky, seeking dinner for its offspring, as it spots a group of adventurers approaching, their figures silhouetted against the amber sky as they descend from the cliff.Rosymorn Monastery, home...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBIBfM6rh-E
>>562843143
why did it have to be the druidoh Shaddy...
You can't hide genuine stupidity behind a thesaurus.>When Sharran Shadowheart kills her parents, it is revealed that Shar's curse has plagiarized the souls of the Hallowleaf couple.>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
>>562827015[space bar]
>>562818602sazza ugly, we want gribbo
>>562846092gribbo is for volo
>>562846336I am Volo
>>562845963Vermin, begone.
why are they so perfect together
this is the bg3 effect, larian is slowly converting the entire world into turn based rpg enjoyers, divinity will shock the worldsummer game fest here we fucking come
>dutifully eating the goodberry pie like she wants you to>feel Shaddy's legs clamping around you suddenly>hear the gruff grunts of Halsin somewhere behind become more primal, more animal>manage to look back a bit, seeing Halsin with his hard "oak staff" start to get more hairy, more leathery. Bigger.>"w-wait, n-nnoo" you start to plead, struggling to get free>Shaddy begins chanting, looking at you with glee, as she casts Command: "Submit">A heavy paw lands on your shoulder holding you in place
Daddy H is the bull and the bear
>>562849423welch is a freak
>>562850091buddy you have no idea
>>562851131why did all the female origins have slutty camp outfits I thought bg3 was woke?
>>562851386Swen is a gooner, look at his old games and the new Divinity trailer
>>562851386lae'zel's camp clothes are specifically built for practicality
>>562849423so it was welch all along
>>562852438yup>>562852551>no you don't get it you have to wear fetish gear to ride dragons & kill squids
Official Companion tier list>SShadowheart (wife tier and feminine, only character worth romancing, perfect for making Lizard babies)>ALaezel (likes fighting and murder but not quite wife tier, still good for making Lizard babies)Withers (Great selection of custom models)>BAsterion (useful for a pickpocket character with a unique +1 bonus if you're into that though Withers is just as good in this role)>CWyll (nothing going for him but nothing going against him if you want to use him)>Kill on sightJaheira (garbage nostalgia b8, kill with last light)Minsc (garbage nostalgia b8, farm for xp)Karlack (Reddit character, infernal robes are a better option)Minthara (nothing going on and extra abrasive, canonically poisons you as part of "her" "romance")Halsin (dead every game to keep him away from wife though sometimes I keep him alive to get Orin to kidnap him and taunt her into sacrificing him to father)Gale (gary stu who is only good if you want to do the an hero ending speedrun)
>>562853087>perfect for making Lizard babies)how would that even work? would they be half lizards 1 quarter elves?
>>562853087>Asterion>BAhh you are less cool now
>wife tierel oh el wives are supposed to be monogamous
yep when Toadcel isn't toadspamming he is cuckspamming
>>562853561>what is polygamy >>562853380should have been S tier fr
>>562854075>what is polygamynot wife material that's for sure *DAB*
>>562854075fr fr
none of you guys would have been crying if karlach or laezel wanted to fuck shadowheart instead
what did he mean by that
>>562853380I'm talking about him only in terms of utility here. He is useful for something unlike everyone ranked below him. I usually just kill him and run withers instead for my trickery needs.
>>562854762he messed up but second is right
>>562853292First you ejaculate into her cloaca and then she lays an egg. After a few months of her sitting on it and feeding her, a bunch of lizard babies hatch.
>>562854762because people would definitely be crying if karlach or laezel wanted to bang halsin
>>562853561Halsin is ugly>>562854075Halsin is dead>>562855310No one wants to bang Halsin. At best it's only mentally ill furshitters who spam this board
>>562855076>>562855238cringe
bg3 is sex friendly quit bullying shadowheart
>>562856025Even though Astarion is extremely annoying as a hypersexual deviant, you have to admit that mechanically Larian gave him some advantages>bite to debuff enemies and buff him if humanoid target with an autohitUseful early game especially in honour mode>+2 STR potionA decent enough reason to drag him into chapter 2 before killing him with friendship
>>562856812>hypersexual deviant>says this while liking laezelyep tripfags are always cancer aids
>>562857953
I stopped playing this game because of this general, and I see now that I was correct.
>>562857953laezel liking sex is not a pillar of her personality, halsin is a walking shitpost & a self insert
>>562858656>a self insertWhy would Swen self insert himself as a Bear?
Are there any enemy NPCs you don't kill? I've always spared Minthara and Viconia, and I try to nonlethal Lann Tarv because he's my bro. For my Good characters I spare the two Absolute Cultists you meet with the True Soul the owlbear kills because I promise to keep them safe, which makes the goblin camp awkward sometimes
>>562858971he doesn't, swen clearly self inserts as dark urge
>>562858994I would have spared gortash/ketheric/orin if the game actually allowed me to team up with one of them and didn't make the brain snipe gortash midway through the final quest
>>562859209You can spare Gortash, it's not you that kills him that way
>>562858994nere
>>562859696well yeah him dying because the plot said so is an even bigger kick in the balls
Shadowheart is the funniest person I know
>>562858994Minthara, Viconia, Yurgir. I also try to nonlethal the Warden, Sarevok, Kith, Arkleia, Slick Intara, Gaspar and Tamia.
>>562860123legit "not funny didn't laugh" moment
>>562860123evil clerics wouldn't act like that, we need Edgyheart from the EA back
>>562860847It's always the same problem>EA happens with lots of potential>normalfag redditors get into EA>redditors then spam forums with their garbage>redditor garbage gets put into game because developer thinks its the community instead of just normalfags trying to ruin good things as they usually do>game gets downgraded for reddit
>>562860123>everyone is allowed to joke but her and Karlachany one nootice this?
>>562860847>evil clerics wouldn't act like that>the evil cleric in question
>>562861282Karlach is self-conscious about her bad jokes, that's why she befriends jokers like Flo instead.
>>562861340chaotic evil according to nametrannny
>>562861340>she was wondering if she should skewer a lesbian to please her evil goddess 72 hours ago btw>>562861282karlach doesn't talk like the rest of the cast, her writer is my favorite larian writer but her choosing to make karlach talk like regular people IRL after her early access rewrite was a bad idea, shart's jokes are just cringe because her writer is a manchild, I sometimes browse his twitter and it's just...ugh
/bgg/ just hates Shadowbaby and Mama K for not being edgy chuds
John should write all of your waifus
>>562861131What were the changes from EA? I know they generally made everyone more likeable, but I only hear that in the context of Lae'zel not sleeping with everyone and Wyll not being a fraud
>>562861989this, john should write all the female characters and kevin all the male characters, you'd get the game of the century
I want to fuck the Githyanki but I will wait until I do a Githyanki playthrough
>>562862003https://youtu.be/In51OscXR4c?si=02U6qmJ1EdaVxkEjeveryone was more rude, secretive, self serving and a massive asshole to the player if they didn't have high approval with the player
>>562862003All the companions were more evil. Well Laezel and Astarion were kept about the same.Gale was evil ambitiousShart was more frigid and less cutesy Wyll was arrogant and sharper I never played with EA Karlach to know about that
>>562853087>Minthara (nothing going on and extra abrasive, canonically poisons you as part of "her" "romance")Filtered
>>562862003One of the changes was how you get the tadpole powers. Rather than eating tadpoles you had to use the powers in the dialogue. You can see the relics of this in game with the [Illithid] options that pop up. But now it really has no consequences. Eventually you'd get the dream romance with a specific scene. Some of the models were changed. Karlach for instance used to be a Paladin and then she was changed to Barbarian. Minthara was a cleric. Shadowheart was rewritten of course. There were some items that were removed as well.
bg3 & divinity but john writes the romances, baudelaire the jokes, kevin the male characters and swen the female characters and only twitter and youtube are allowed to give early access feedback
>>562862512the whining would be unBEARable
>>562862512B-but what about me?
>>562862721WAHEY
>>562861705>she was wondering if she should skewer a lesbianSaid Lesbian doesn't even hold it against her
>>562862862I mean duhhh camp drama is not allowed outside of act 1
Things /bgg/ will always seethe about list:ShadowheartGale being weakAylinJohn and HalsinUmmm what else
>>562862963Aylin's Selunite senses got her an understanding of Shadowheart's past so her not holding a grudge against her is understandable. Viconia set shart on that road and for her part has sacrificed her memories and will become the new Unclaimed and no one will mourn her, that is tragic.
>>562863202>Ummm what elseAct 3Wyllastarion flirting with themwomenlarian humorastarion againwyllastarion fans>>562863392>that is tragic.yeah viconia's writing is tragic
>>562863468I saw some act 3 love for once>WyllNo one seethes about Wyll. >WomenIs a good choice however only 3 of them cause immense seething. >Astarion He doesn't get much hate or discussion here now besides 1 dude trying to fight with the deceased sisters.>Larian humor Only for CERTAIN characters.
>shadowbaby mentionned
>>562863468still would
>>562863825>No one seethes about Wyll.>He doesn't get much hate>Only for CERTAIN characters.
>>562864053Wait a minute... shadow heart... hmmm
>>562864080We make fun of Wyll but no one is passionate about him.Astarion is barely talked about here>Laezel or Minthara make a jokeWOW SO FUNNYY XDDD
>>562864356
>"n-no more g-- hurrgh... goodberry pie... too mmff much...">Shaddy: "Come on Tav, finish your goodberry pie">Tav: HURRRK>Shaddy: (casts Command: Eat)>Tav: mmrmfrrgghnm nurrffmm good yes goodberry good>Halsin: "Nature's bounty ;)"
>>562864892the existence of goodberries implies the existence of badberries
If you gonna post naked dollies kissing, why not do it with someone other than Halsin for a change?
>>562767709I just give her to my bro Lorroakan
>>562865153I don't take naked dolly kissing pics
>>562865153manthyfag is a mentally ill tranny, best to ignore him
>>562865153we're all gay here and that's how we cope with the lack of femboy companions
https://youtu.be/gYzYQYmsCr4?si=ZYihb8gZWqDtlGBMtalk about bg3 instead of cuckolding for once
>>562674301Official Wyll theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHvon_fZp8
shadowheart's theme: https://youtu.be/tRKwjduRzZI?si=FQSgWZlBOto3JO5h
Imagine yourself in dnd and complete the testLet's see what kind of party /bgg/ is https://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
>>562867948I get it, they fuck
>>562868359this is bullshit
>>562868359True Neutral
>>562868359got chaotic neutral
>>562868359also chaotic neutral
>>562868359sad
>>562869360Most anons are this
>check larian discord for some mod question>check bg3 picturesgood lord some people are LA CREATURA. I genuinely can't tell if it's troons or foids at this point.
>>562875687post one
>>562876462
>>562868359/bgg/ is full of dark character roleplayers, it seems I'd play not quite the lawfag of the group but the goody two-shoes.
>>562876661thats those avatar things!
>>562876848>DAME DA NE
>>562876661fucking animals I fucking despise normies
>>562876661>>562877134imagine playing a thiefling
>>562877134This did make me laugh >>562878072I do problem?
>>562878072i always play half elf.
What went so wrong
>>562875687>I used to have a passable goonbait character>then I took levels in Draconic Sorc and got face scales>THEN I became a partial illithidI went from being a somewhat classy prostitute to LA CREATURA... please forgive me, /bgg/...
>>562878205They needed a ugly bastard (female) companion
>>562876661fucking james cameron ass looking bitch
>>562878205just change her hair bro
>>562878072still racist?
I only play cute male half elves
>>562879068imagine if gortash looked like that
Foot game.
>>562878741a thiefling is a thiefling no matter what they look like
>>562879275but shes just a human with horns
I used to hate him for taking Shaddy away from menow... it feels... differentwhat was rage, still has my heart thumping but now I...I want him to do it, I want to thank him for itkneeling in front of Shaddy after He's finished with her...the final debasement, while they watch expectantly, him relaxing with his pipe, her legs splayed out before me, damp Grove beginning to drip>y-yes good, goodberry good
>>562879784may as well say half orcs are just swole humans with a tooth problemor gith are humans with a skin condition and knife earsor that dwarves and gnomes are humans with a height issuea thieflings nature cannot change any more than a githyankis couldthey all carry infernal blood and they are a race of the damned
>>562869457>>562870420>>562871893As I thought, most would be like this>>562876768lovely
To become a light in the darkness. That's bg3 and divinity's appeal.
>>562868359I'm just autistic
>>562881558>bg3's appealSex with frogs>divinity's appealSex with lizards
>>562879784Goblins just dislike taller races on instinct.
>>562868359I'm literally a monk of Ilmater
>>562882325manlets when will they learn
>>562878072I think they can be nice.
Sweaty half orcs>goblins
So what happens if a human fucks a goblin. Asking for a friend.
>>562883436volo please leave
>>562883436cocky goes boing boing
>>562883436Only full orcs can reproduce with goblins but I'm not 100% sure
>>562883436Infertile pairing according to official DnD crossbreeding chart
>>562883667Orcs can reproduce with most things. But I think they got retconned from being the official rape race a while ago.
Gortash ugly but in a hot way
>>562883436there's blender porn of that
>>562883436no risk of pregnancythink about it have you ever heard of a half goblin
>>562883062Zariel tieflings probably have the best racials but Meph tiefs have nicer skin tones. Asmodeus tiefling unique skin tones (pink and orchid) don't look good, the refugees don't use them either despite being asmodeus tieflings.
>>562884468You can just re-paint them however you want anyway.
>>562883983LAAAAAME
>>562884468you can pick to use all colors in the character creator
>>562884018Gortash catfished me and I will never forgive him
>>562884741I know, just comparing the default skin tones of the races. If one wanted to play a drow paladin or ranger with booming blade without mods he could check the all colours box and paint a high elf black but I'd probably feel dirty doing that.
Divinity should lowkey steal the drow race from bg3 legit nobody would complain and everybody does it
>>562885269How much customization did DoS2 elves have with skin/hair/eyes?
>>562886440Not much, it was as barebone as your average crpg but you could choose your own theme that would play whenever you would win a fight that was cool
>https://youtu.be/zHd4rSpZn48?si=GPjE27wR0TABpC-f1234Need a boy who can cuddle with me all nightKeep me warm, love me long, be my sunlightTell me lies, we can argue, we can fightYeah, we did it before, but we'll do it tonight
>>562883062They're the most customizable race, so it's no surprise they’re so popular. It's a shame they don't get Booming Blade, though.
>>562889093Yuck
>>562889083>none of the mods work I've checked work for Tieflings or GithyankiAre they really popular? Does anyone have that metric Larian did of the races by characters created?
>>562889428Tieflings are more popular than drow but gith are very unpopular, only manlet races are less played.
>>562889083For me, it's the eternal beauty of the High Elf
>>562889532>everyone sucks off halfling luck and the gith astral knowledge>nobody actually plays themlmao
>>562889532These are late 2024 stats too, if anything the addition of booming blade has only certified elf supremacy since.
>>562889428>none of the mods I've checked work for Tieflings or GithyankiFixed. I really need to get some sleep.>>5628895325th on a list of like 12 is not THAT popular but is still significant enough I think, just by eyeballing it you could combine everything from Half-Orc to Halfling and it would probably only -just- match or barely exceed the popularity of Tieflings. It's so weird then that mods need to be custom made to work with them. Is it because their bodies are too unique compared to other races? Same for the Githyanki. I can only assume this means all the human-like races actually use the same or very similar bodies.
>>562888049>>562888249based
>>562889710Most people don't really play bg3 for the combat
>>562889710>>562890329To me it looks like people value the humanoid form more than actually appearing human. Notice how githyanki are ranked above the short races.
Sup, schizos. Whats the happs?
>>562889574three thingsnon-physical
>>562889710Halfling is the only race I haven't played. I am not a fan of midgets but with hairy feet. I made one gith but I haven't played far. I am bothered by having to be a actual Githyanki zealot. I wanted to be the monk one!
>>562892076>not wanting to cheese your dice rollsNeeding 3 Nat 1'd to crit fail is a wonderful feeling. One I recommend everyone experience at least once.
Tav has a rumbly tummy from all that "goodberry pie" but just can't stop.As soon as Daddy Halsin pumps a new batch into Shadowheart, Tav is in place ready to slurp it up like a greedy little beast. It goes on like this for all the night and into the morning. Finally Tav retches, it's just been too much druidic seed... yet still, the feeding frenzy continues.>hrmrmmmnfhrhgrlrlgm mmm yum good yes yes good berry mmmgrllrlkfrjmHalsin and Shadowheart look both disgusted and highly amused. "Nature's bounty" he says to her and she laughs
>>562890329I do I got more subclass mods!
>>562892770Why don't you just jerk off before you post, you weird freak?
>>562890329I do
>>562892770I thought it was funny
>>562894012As far as turn-based tactical games go, its great. And the fantasy theme was actually alright for the combat aspect. The homebrew 5e was pretty fun to play in combat, despite how much it triggers my autism.
>>562890329i do
druid berry pie is a shit memeif a single berry is enough to fill you up do you know what a whole pie would do to youthey arent normal food theyre magic
>>562897118>if a single berry is enough to fill you up?????It's only worth 1 camp supply
Eldritch knight sounds so cool but when you look at its just fighter with a few spells.
>>562853087Real durge bro here. Couple things right. Everything else wrong. The only good companions are Shadowheart and Withers. Everyone else gets sent to the Fugue plane on sight.
Shadowheart is for killing Aylin and turning into a Dark Justiciar
>>562897843What makes EK great is the high level abilities. Booming blade into 4 attacks per turn. Or one attack for Eldritch strike and use hold monster scrolls, or hold person with mystic scoundrel and arcane acuity, then two free crits. Same principal as Bardadin but with a different flavor. Use great weapon master for max crit damage.
>>562897628because larian knew a real berry would destroy the need for supplies the way it does in dnd proper
Who is the smartest NPC in BG3?
>>562898278>and WithersBased.
why is HE the face of the companions on the bg3 wiki
>a fight between two gods>angry staring contestWhy not just fade to black or fade to flashes in the sky? I feel like people will clown on it more if you half-ass it compared to not animating it at all.
Against my better judgement, I am once again declaring my love for Shadowheart.
>>562904754
>>562898781>Eldritch strike is lvl 10ugh that's so far
>>562904937That's why it's late game. Before level 7 you treat it as fighter with +5 AC when needed. At level 7 you spam booming blade > 2 attacks. With 16 int or circlet you put on the synergy ring and get more damage.
>>562905381good to know I will seee
*sips invisibility potion*
>>562889532Has there ever been a game where elves are bottom tier?
>>562867948>slop frog
>>562879135He used to look like that before he met Orin.
>>562821896After some realignment (Minsc switches Lae'zel with Ansur, Jaheira goes to the Hell instead of Gale) I decided to insert it between the Foundry and Gortash. I didn't want to separate them and it's not the most efficient route but it gives us a more satisfying closure than any other option. In short it's Raphael, Foundry, Cloister, Gortash. Varied content and party compositions where every battle has it's own flavor. I'll wrap up the minor things (returning to the Guildhall with Minsc, story time with Golbraith, a visit to merchants I skipped so far etc.) between them.
Does anyone else get this weird hair effect when in sunlight? His hair looks white I don't think it should, but I am not sure if this is normal or some graphics setting I need to shut off.
>>562911242It is indeed because of a graphical setting. I had to google it too, iirc a post on reddit said it was from your anti-aliasing setting.
>>562909516final fantasy 14i dont know how they did it but they made elves ugly
>>562911879Could you be more specific or post the thread? Googling, "the thread that fixed anion's lighting problem on reddit" isn't bringing up much. I've also used all available Anti-Aliasing settings with no change.
>>562913480Calm down bruh
>>562914182I am clam, but "i found it on a reddit post" doesn't help.
>>562913480I might be thinking of a different issue I was having, sadly I clear my history at least once a month so I can't find the one I was talking about. I did find a different one that said your issue may be due to the shadow quality setting. Do you have that set to low or medium by chance?
>>562911242>>562913480I feel the game was clearly build around SMAA as everything is blurry AF on lower settings. Even with that I have maxed out Sharpness applied to get crispy visuals. The unfortunate disadvantage is the grainy shadows regardless of the relevant setting's level but I can live with that. The other important thing is Anisotropic Filtering. I can tell the maximum x16 setting is optimal (see the extra detail on Gale's beard on the left) but I get awfully more "pixelization" with that on hairs and it's especially visible if the char is illuminated by sunlight. Sticking to x8 (see right on pic rel) is a slight step back quality-wise but the hairy pixels are way less frequent either. So while it's natural for hair and beard colors to change to a degree in direct sunlight the game has several rendering quirks under that circumstance that might ruin the overall visual experience. Higher resolutions seem to resolve some of these "fidelity" issues but that's obviously the hardest to increase as you're always playing at the maximum of your monitor anyway. In short you just have to find what settings works for you and your PC.
>>562914221clam you say.... yummy...
>>562914332That's the problem, I've tried basically tweaking everything I can for the last 2 hours and nothing really changes outside of the obvious. It's not the worst thing in the world though at this point I am just ready to live with it sine it's mostly only in the act 1 camp this happens.
works on my machine
>>562879135Current Gortash looks better
>>562911242ill pm u the fix
>>562916193I actually like current Gortash. I think he looks fine. No weirder than Ketheric, as an example. Or any Tiefling/Githyanki in the game. Some people just find it fun to shitpost. Gortash could have been a 9/10 stud and they would have complained that he's not a 10/10.
>>562916343no hes fucking hideous
>>562915939If I were you I'd look up some optimization guides and performance tweaks and come up with the optimal setting for my PC. Everybody should start with this after first booting up the game but whatever. (They usually have a table with their recommended settings at the end, but the best ones walk you through each setting and show the differences in quality and performance hit.) Then I'd see how things look and use those settings as a starting point for fine-tuning.Switching between the two renders (DX11/Vulkan) can yield notable result in visual quality and general stability. Forget about all kinds of upscaling (DLSS/FSR) at very least until you find a solution, that shit only muddies the water. Keep in mind that certain settings affect each other, so let's say pick SMAA for AA as a foundation then try different settings (Shadow, Anisotropic Filtering etc.) with that for a start. It's like playing LEGO until you find the best compromise.Oh and you should also check your driver settings (Nvidia Control Panel/AMD Software) to make sure whatever you have there don't override the game's own. Leaving everything at "Software Decides" or whatever it's called ensures that. Otherwise you could have a situation where you fiddling with e.g. in-game AF settings doesn't yield any results, as you set it to the max (16x) in the driver's global setting before and your VGA enforces that no matter what the game wants.
>>562916343Yeah, i think Gortash is good looking in the game, i like him. People suggesting new looks for him usually suggest something that is worse
>>562898781for me it's shadow blade and the resonance orb
>>562919878sorry but the constructs are all immune to psychic damage
shadowheart you fucking dumb slut
>Aylin's body is protected: it cannot be put into a container or picked up>if it's thrown into a death chasm it just comes back to the throw pointRobbed of my "kill them all" Bhaalist playthrough because Shadowheart glitched into non-existence and so was unable to kill the Nightsong. Fun.At least I got to experience the Aylin fight again. That was nice.
>sudden frog image spam so that he can make an early threadfrogniggers truly are the worst
>>562928826oh my god nobody cares
>spam stops to shitpostHMMMMM
>>562928826Thread wars are the sign of a healthy general
Orin is so pathetic and deserves to be made fun of for 3 acts. She should've been even more of an annoying gnat in the background.
>>562929830I could have saved her
>>562929298this is a joke right
>>562930494oh fuck off
i guess we will know beyond a shadow of doubt what kind of people l*ezel fans are when the next thread is made so come place your betsmy vote is them being revealed to be the cancer that infests bgg
>>562930685
you know that the frogcel is the apex shitposter because he's been saving bear shitposts from 20 fucking 23
>>562931083i see funny pic i save it and then i post it
>>562931083i wanna see for myself that this is what frogfags areeveryone deserves the benefit of the doubt but seeing as hes been spamming images for the past hour plus i want to see exactly what kind of thread he is doing all of this for
>>562931207silence
>>562931284
>>562931574>Lae'zel: But... steel is heavier than feathers.>Tav: They're both a kilogram.
NEW>>562931608>>562931608NEW>>562931608>>562931608NEW>>562931608>>562931608
And the rest, is silence.
>>562932207its so over>>562931083>>562931271make it less obvious next time you samefag
>>562932301kill yourself