Happy Easter EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2040127217078870290>Dispatch devs on The House of the Dev Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KOsGfV7h-Y [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>562135123
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
Blonde Blazer groomed me
The Golem dude, seems pretty cool if you ask me. Also Visi and Blazer are hot as fuck, they owe me a threesome.
https://x.com/wyrmclub/status/2040867125821116612
>>562687670season 2 bro just trust
>>562687670Harvard fingers typed that post.
>>562691198See this is why you don't write characters like conquest that are supposed to be all-powerful and undefeatableWhen the MC inevitably does defeat them they either have to do it through some sort of deus ex machina or just beat them straight up proving that they weren't unbeatable in the first place
>>562692495>Invincible>is actually vincible>gets his ass and teeth and internal organs kicked in>multiple timesI'm sad that Cecil died and the flying pussy lived.>almost every fucking time
>>562690216saved
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>>562694025I like this t. Robert
>>562694025Visi and blazer should crotch kiss and make chu sounds.
ROBERTI NEED YOU ROBERT
>>562696069>Sorry mark but you're on your own. I've got my hands full with my team as it is. Also, you suck. Kthxbai.
>>562578567I'm cooking dogshit
>>562696394The boy is being raped, Robert.
>>562692495
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>562696245Put a shirt on, you whore of a man. Haram! Haram I say!
>>562697070oh no... a sexy alien tomboy woman wants to fuck his cock and have him paint the inner walls of her hot tomboy pussy white... the horror... what a tragedy... oh, the humanity of it all...
>>562697070>smoking hot superwoman he dislikes wants to have hot sex with him>cries like a bitch instead of hatefucking her brains out and treating her like his personal cum rag
Waterbros…
>>562704061You're mean. I'm telling Miss Blazer. >:(
>FUUUSHIGIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
>>562696893I expect nothing less from you. Keep at it.
>>562700405goodnight bbfren
Invisimech <3333
>>562709403>Dat Prism tho...Oh fuck... my watercock is rising...
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>562711045Herman...
>IMMA SHOW HERM HOW TO MAKE A POUND CAKE>CAKE>CAKE>CAKE >CAKE
Fuck me it's Monday again
Hey /SDN/, do you know what Robert and Mark have in common?
>>562717749uhthey are both menand uhh
>>562718384Both were brutally raped by short haired tomboys.
>>562720202ohright
>>562720202You can't rape the willing
>>562726779Did a troon or a furfag draw this? It reeks of it...
>>562727319I don't remember where I saved this from but if it was from bluesky then it's 99% a troon
>>562686126why does this game have it's own general?
>>562731796because where else is waifuposting supposed to take place?
>>562731796Because I'm still not over it
>>562731796Where else am I gonna fantasize about making love to a hot black queen?
Flat asses are valued here
>>562715987>he doesn't have a day off on easter mondayi'm sorry burgerbro
>>562738649why have I only found out about this just now
>>562701145>>562701632He doesn’t like her, and doesn’t want to be a dad yet.
I, a notorious ritual poster, will be in the hospital for what could be a week recovering from surgery on my hands, so I will not be able to ritual post for a while :(Don't die while I'm high on strange hospital drugs please :(
>>562748152I will hold down the fort get better anon
>>562748152get well anoni'll be posting as long as my liver works, /sdn/ will persevere.
>>562748152I'm sorry anon. Hope the surgery goes well!
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>>562750649I don't get it,,,,
>>562751075
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>>562685540>>562685728>>562685902>>562686057adorable
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>>562752393And that's all folks.
>>562751812>>562751989>>562752183>>562752393
Happy National Twinkie Day!https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2041244589328056369#m
>>562749931>>562752607cute, it's from that artist who made the after cinema proposal comic isn't it?
>>562755503I have an unopened box of twinkies in my kitchen
>>562750115>>562751448>>562751629>ywn have this>ywn have a short-haired, witty, tsundere, wabi-sabi tomboy girlfriend that you can tease every nightthe dialogue is too well written and too in-character... I really wish I had a suit a I could die in right about now...
str8 shit does nothing for meand im not even gay
>>562756458looks like it. 10/10 writing.>>562757457Why even live? May as well drink myself to death too.
>>562757537>straight shit does nothing>not gayNobody tell him.
>>562756682I have an empty box of Twinkies on my desk.
>>562757894Uncle grampa lookin low key like conquest over there.
>>562758076>>562756682Someone say twinks?
>>562752897>>562757457>>562757786You know something I noticed? Why is it the fujos never have a Gosling moment of existential crisis?
>>562758330That’s not what they’re call… You know what, help yourself.
>>562758548Like flambae, they're really good at keeping that inner gosling in check. They'd never live it down if bob-bob ever found out.
>>562755503this game is tempting me to buy twinkies even though I know I hate them
>>562759170You buy that edible Blazer-coded processed food substance right this instance Robert. Do it for her.
>>562759170Try a Zinger! Maybe a SnoBall? Perhaps some Powdered Donettes?
>>562759170Hot sloppy donuts. Mouth to butt, go!
>>562758548>>562759094Fudanshi are vapid people and only interested in sex
>>562751849Flambert is objectively superior to Invisimech in every way.
>>562760349>only interested in sex>#relatableLadies-- feel free to approach me with sexual intent.
>>562758548>>562759094Our fujo is a pure soul
>>562761069>superiorPhenomaMech super kiss go!
>>562761196bro... fudanshi are dudes
Stop saying fudanshi. All fujos(fudans) are female until proven otherwise.
>>562761069You are gay.
There's this one guy at my local gym that looks like Phenomaman but skinnier. Same height and mustache and hair color and voice and everything.
This thread is off to a great start
>>562761664I said our shared interest in sex is relatable. And I mentioned ladies. Brother... you need some reading comprehension I think. That or you're drunk.
>>562746914nibble nibble
So, we know for sure that AdHoc worked on The Wolf Amogus 2, then they're probably gonna work on Critical Role's game, the question is, are we gonna play them? I'm curious about The Wolf 2, but I'm really not into Critical Role, because that shit feels forced.
>>562762184He has greenish brown hair?
>>562762184>mustacheYou sure that guy's not just a viltrumite or something?
>>562762501No just dark brown.>>562762551A lot of guys have mustaches here.
Mustaches went from being gross and pervy to hot and smexy in just ten years hmmm
>>562762480Didn't they say somewhere that the critical role game was gonna be in the same style as dispatch?
>>562762480To be honest, probably not? TWAU2 might be a possibility but for the Critical Role game. I’m going to have to wait and see it before deciding. I hope they have Igloo working on the animation if they want to continue having it be pre-rendered.
>>562762221Because Chad doesn't want to admit that he'd be the woman in the hypothetical relationship.
Whoever suggested Robert and Flambae visiting a gay bar for villains - and I don't care how it happens - should be on the writing team for season 2.
>>562763207I believe that was fujo
>>562763207they'll be like that one cop in south park who dresses up like a girl and has a bunch of gay sex to nab his suspect
>>562762631> No just dark brown.Ok, makes sense. >>562763207It was me AKA, the fujo. Thank you for the compliment. I’m by no means a writer but appreciate the thought. Good lord is it tough to find a good job. Let alone in the entertainment industry. I hope at the very least my pitch gets to someone at the AdHoc writing room.
>>562763603As a visikek I support the gay bar scene. I think it'd be funny. I want wacky gay hijinks to ensue.
>>562763207>>562763554>>562763574>>562763603Lol. Season 2 isn't happening, friends. You are free to try to change my mind. Even though you can't.
>>562763840it's basically confirmed when every interview the devs are in they're talking about season 2 like they're already working on itIt's just a matter of when
To assume s2 isn't happening is to assume the makers are retarded for not capitalizing on an incredibly charming product
>>562763840Jeet fingers typed that post.
>>562763806Let’s hope that someone at AdHoc frequents this general and happens to work in the writers room. Take notes AdHoc, we beg you! There’s so many good ideas to explore. Not just here either. There’s a lot of talent that’s come out of the ether thanks to this game. Commission, consult, hire. It doesn’t matter, use them please.
>>562764354Should I link them the 50 pages of flambert smut that I have saved up?
>>562758139It’s Thragg
>>562757894uhhh
>>562764942Yes.
>When you get the Hero Visi ending and it carries over to season 2
i want to throw myself off a cliff and die, i hate myself and my alcoholism, it's ruining my life, i was fired again. fuck. good night /sdn/ i love youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpLuOo-ZBpA
>>562771269Imagine drinking
>>562771269Think about season 2. Stop drinking, go to therapy or something before it's too late.
>>562771269There’s this thing called rehab, ya know?
This is my first time in a /SDN/ thread. Without looking at the thread, I will make a short series of predictions about what I expect to find here:>waifufagging for Mandy (not Blazer)>waifufagging for Courtney>fetish waifufagging for Malevola (feet, mommy dom, etc)>outlandish fetish waifufagging of Prism>gay shipping of Phenomaman and Flambae>gay shipping of Punchup and Flambae>gay shipping of Robert and Flambae>hetero shipping of Blazer and Phenomaman (openly and vociferously reviled)
>>562781201It’s mainly Flambert poster keeping the thread alive while the Mandybros try to talk the Courtneybros out of drinking themselves to death
>>562781201>gay shipping of Phenomaman and Flambae>gay shipping of Punchup and FlambaeThat's something I've yet to see both in fanart and fanfic. I mostly see Flambae, Phenomaman, and Waterboy getting paired off with Robert. Heck even Sonar has a good amount of fans that ship him with Robert. The only other characters that haven't are Golem and Punch Up, or so I've yet to come across.
>>562781201>hetero shipping of Blazer and Phenomaman (openly and vociferously reviled)Enjoy your stay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQX1_WxL3k
>>562783672Another Chud essay has hit /SDN/.
>>562783102What if Blazer and Phenomaman got back together in season 2
>>562785130I would be very displeased.
>>562785435Me too.
>>562755503
>Robert after sitting bedside with Courtney as she gives birth to their 5th child
>>562793052We talk about retard Visi, but we never acknowledge retard Bobert
>>562793052>"does she like me?"
>>562793424>I don’t get it.
>>562785585Dumpy deserves love too
>>562796949Of course he does.
>>562755503wait I just watched the whole video what the fuck was that social media manager smoking when they made it
>>562765927Kek that's even funnier. I just thought it was conquest cuz that bitch old.
>>562771269Courtney would male fun of you about your drinking problem while mentioning how she smokes less than how much you drink. And she smokes a lot. Then she kisses you, punches your shoulder and helps you kick the habit by dragging you to chase and mandy.
>>562781201>outlandish fetish waifufagging of PrismUNF. Want must hump thicc juicy black ass meat. Smack ass must grope. SMACK SMACK SMACK GET DISPATCHED GET DISPATCHEDGET DISPATCHED.
>>562803770you tell em hermy
>>562783532>robbo drawn anatomically correct>phenomaman is like a sad doggo wanting affection>robbo wants to euthanize flambae>jokingly I assume10/10. If made by a woman then I hate her the least out of all the women artists out there who draw bob-bob as a buff adonis.
>>562804220Yes it was made by a woman. She also animated this.
>>562786853Lex Luthor lookin' ass.
>>562795772>flambae's thighs>both save and endanger lives
>>562804863
>>562800663WaterBae my beloved...
>>562783532kek.
>>562806236G'night.
>>562806195>visi tomboy ass>phenomaman nibbling robbo's hair>flambae assExquisite panel. Appeals to all fetishes.
>>562806687Lookat the size of that chest... ZAMN.
>>562806687>>562807669>>562807950>>562808098>>562808769Who made this animation? It almost looks like it could have been made by Adhoc.
>>562810054@Hiku_2018
>>562807669>>562807950>>562808098>>562808769>*whispers* The Mecha Dick is REAL...
>>562811214>sonar when he gets a hold of Blazer's files
>>562811428>it's a fujo comic>no wait it's actually a invisimech comic with a phenomamech/flambert tease>no no wait wait it's actually a invisimechablazer polycule comic WITH phenomamech/flambert sprinkles on topThe H.R. Department is currently in talks with the Based Department pending an official investigation as to the availability of distributing this media throughout the entire Torrance branch of the Superhero Dispatch Network.
>>562812645>>562812725The Mecha Dick™ is kryptonite to all genders. Straight, bent, and gay. Even viltrumites fall to the Mecha Dick™ eventually.
>>562811034SEXY COLLARBONES
>>562813687>bob-bob>being bottom>while ironically having no bottomFlambae should never be top. He has the perfect bottom for a powerbottom.
>>562813859>perfect bottomAgreed
>>562803154the sexual harassment is hot though
dang the fujo is going crazy tonight
>>562815427Just reposting an ongoing fancomic I like thus far.
And that's it for now...except for one other tangential piece by the same artist.
There we are.
>>562804863Man wish they had those sex scenes
>>562814862Can't sekuhara me if I'm asking for it desu.
>>562815863This entire shit is so well drawn, and the dialogues are so well written and in character that I don't even mind that it's leading to something gay. The only thing that confused me was the part with golem in the bathroom. Other than that I low key support more of this cuz of the implication that Robbo ended up with both Courtney AND Mandy and now everyone wants a piece of his skinny latte prick. Based Fujos, you are a credit to society.
>>562818905>>562818905>implication that Robbo ended up with both Courtney AND Mandy and now everyone wants a piece of his skinny latte prickJust so you know. She has other pieces featuring the three of them together.
>>562801390That’s fair. Ottley has a serious problem when it comes to sameface.
I do not care for Flambae
>>562829626basado (basura)
I dreamt that I was happy. Such a rarity.
>>562836287just be happy in real life bro what are you waiting for
>>562836287Gtmet yourself a blonde blazer gf
>>562819242Based. also robert is a slut. A SLUT
>>562803550>helps you kick the habit by dragging you to chase and mandy.I don't think Mandy would be able to help an alcoholic, they would more likely end up as drink buddies.
>>562844364Robert will help Mandy with her alcoholism in season 2, so she can help our resident visiholics in season 3
>>562819242Based. Let everyone bang Robbo. But do it lovingly.
>>562839265>>562844364Mandy seems like the type of lady to ask if you're okay when she sees you miserable, then instead of being awkward or telling you to shut up when you start trauma dumping, she actually just keeps smiling and nodding sincerely because she genuinely likes hearing you talk and knows you really desperately need someone/anyone to talk to. and this is coming from a visikek. also am drunk I think...
>>562836287>good dreamsI've had those... I hate them. I know better than to be happy or have nice things. Even if it's a dream that's just not for me. Everytime I wake up from one of those, I just end up more miserable than when I wake up from sleep without dreaming. The bottle is the only friend I deserve. It helps me sleep and quiets the painful memories.
>/SDN/ is slowly turning into AA meetingskek, there's something charming about it
>>562849325I want a blonde blazer therapist
>>562850579Guidance Councilor Mandy's favorite poster.
What I assume Waterboy does everytime Prism lets him go wild on her ass meat.
>>562803770>>562804167>sex with hot black wimminz
>>562859351Robbo not consenting to watching both of them have sesbian lex is very OOC for him...
>>562866674coote.
I really wish I knew what kinds of music the characters listened toIt would make writing easier instead of just having to guess based on their personality
>>562867528Mandycore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhim4L8uKqoCourtneycore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc&list=PLtXYKSL1WX_n5OcNrvW6yz0PbaiRG6FJi
>>562867528well we know or can easily deduce what visi, waterboy, prism and flambae listens to. and maybe golem. but yeah, the rest is a mystery.
>>562867957Courtney 100% listens to my chemical romance
Bobert eats military rations because he think they're more efficient
>>562853245Get Flambae in the kitchen. These two can’t cook.
So proud
>>562879427poor big chungus
>>562764942If you actually have fifty pages of fujo smut you should one-hundred percent submit it. Even if only for the lulz.
>>562823298Jiggly wiggly butt>>562829626I do not care for your FACE
>>562881142do you think they anticipated having this many fujos in their fandom? I feel like flambae being gay was mostly an afterthought
>>562883746Fujos will arise anywhere. What they didn't anticipate for was how charming their chemistry would end up being.
>charmingGetting punched in the face is charming now? This extends to Visi punching Robert tooWhy do men like violent partners?Do they hate themselves?
>>562885630yes
>>562883746> do you think they anticipated having this many fujos in their fandom? Not that anon but in retrospect they really should have. If we’re going by their Discord at least some devs were aware of Flambert and Phenomenamech. Acknowledging it mostly in a tongue in cheek way. And one illustrated a Flambert piece. Not to mention Nick Herman kicking himself effectively. When he replied to a question asking if there would be a gay romance option midway through the season. Saying more or less wait and see. Which obviously wasn’t the case at all. So it got some hype and inevitable disappointment. Really makes me wonder if they’ll consider it for season 2. I doubt it but hey, similarly unlikely events have occurred.> gay was mostly an afterthoughtIt does feel that way. As far as directly depicting it on screen is concerned. Yet they managed to make a character that was captivating enough for a lot to see potential romantic chemistry with the lead. That and his design, his personality lend well enough to give the impression that he’s likely gay. Plus the offhand comments he makes about his sexuality. Is enough crumbs for people to latch onto, more or less.
>>562885630It’s the simple enemies to lovers trope is what it all comes down to. While it is often criticized for being a problematic trope to build a relationship between two characters. People tend to like it regardless. Prime examples being Batman and Catwoman. Don’t even get me started on gay ships. Enemies to lovers is practically the go to trope. Think about Heated Rivalry, Red White and Royal Blue, Fence. I could go on and on.
>>562886907and then he fails the mission
>>562886907Mark would never work with a team of ex-criminals.
>>562885630Why are you pretending to be a woman
>>562889758Phenomenal!
>>562890183Would he work with Herm and Dumpy?
>>562891239Seeing as they are both heroes with no criminal past. I don't see why not.
>>562586745>>562777960Why is Robert such a crybaby bitch
flambae would sooner cry than robert
>>562893945He is Afghan after all; they are a very emotional people
Robert only cries over ruined twinkies He bawled in the breakroom for 10 minutes after sonar stole his ruined twinkies
>>562894572>>562894738>>562894936>>562895195>>562895418;___;
Why do fujos like seeing boys crying and being emotionally vulnerableIsn't that kind of mean?
Do you guys think Mandy is secretly a fujo
>>562896083No it's beautiful.
>>562896306She draws artwork of Robert bumming Flambae yea
I just can't picture Flambae being an exclusive top when he has an ass like that.
>>562877509Um. Wouldn't that destroy his gut? That shit made my grandpappy into a full blown celiac.
>>562896920There's no way he isn't a switch.
Okay I'm going to bed now. Tomorrow morning it's pancake Wednesday. :)
>>562897342goodnight anonSave me some pancakes
The z-team deserves pancakes
>>562897535Made by Sonar (he has a big floppy chef's hat just for the occasion)
waffles > pancakes >>> crapes
>>562897932Flambae is a chef though.
>>562897138Robert has never been known to be healthy
>>562898248As a self-righteous gourmet home cook, he would never be caught making something as "childish" or "below his skill level" as pancakes.
>>562898141where does french toast belong in this
>>562898707He could make souffle pancakes? Or crepes if that were so.
>>562898963I am curious as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtlaTNI1TaU
>>562898248Now I'm imagining all of Z-team showing up to Robert's apartment uninvited to cook him a nice dinner instead of the slop he usually eatsthey burn down his apartment within an hour
>>562898963French toast, if done well, surpasses all else IMO, although it's not entirely batter based like pancakes, crepes and waffles. It is battered bread (sweet bread preferably - the best French toast is made with fragrant sweet breads like Greek Tsoureki). A bit of an extra step.>>562899015Tru. I can see that. He'd probably go a bit crazy in the staff kitchen, or a bit overboard. Ordering Robert on what to do/get. Nothing can go wrong, or else he torches the entire dish. Like all artists, chefs have a habit of throwing their food at a wall if it doesn't come out perfectly.
>>562843720not how I play him, he's exclusively hungry for Visi muff
season 2 announcement this summer!
>>562901459I can't wait!
>>562901947I hope Phenomaman is happy in it if it gets announced.
>>562897535I deserve Visi's pancake.>>562898141Waffles and pancakes are an either or for me. Never had crepes though.
>>562896306DEFINITELY
>>562896306>>562910256
thinkin' 'bout that spaghetti
>>562915431Mom's Spaghetti?
>>562916770Mandy's spaghetti (that Waterboy threw away)
>>562901459Ragatha why are you here? WHERE IS KINGER
>>562906452What I wouldn't do to eat prism's chocolate superpussy out...
>>562916924fuckin' food thrower awayer...
>>562901459I want Ragatha and Mandy to smother me with their juicy asses...
I wish to pound some chocolate cake.
>>562920391
>>562920047you know for someone that was hired to be a janitor Waterboy kind of is shit at his job
>>562921308He's a better hero than he is a janitor. They don't call him WaterGOAT for nothin'.
>>562921308>>562922054You think it was a holdover for Water Boy until they could fit him into a slot somewhere?
boyfailures deserve love too (he is literally me)
>>562924981G'night.
>>562920692Humna humna...
>>562922127Probably. Same with blazer and phenomadumpy.
>>562849972You sound like this girl I know from this one game. oh wait...
>>562849972dang dude, I just dream of weird shit. Like playing cards with Chris Redfield or some shit.
>>562931206The Redfield family bloodline is dead. Leon is already married to Ada, probably having morbillion chinese babies. Sorry Chris.
>>562931660I'm not Chris, I'm just saying I have weird dreams where I play cards with him or Vegeta or maybe Sonar.
>>562931206>>562931660Leon is a based Gigachad like Robbo. He doesn't have time to have sex with females. Being a hero is the only pleasure he needs.
>>562931706Sonar only knows how to play blackjack and old maid. But he's like, really good at it because he can count cards. He's also a whiz at solitaire or so I heard...
>>562932025Victor...
Hey, this Golem guy? He's pretty chill.
>>562932869you know it
>>562848175nice edit
>>562931660The only person Leon is making babies with is Ashley
So how are they gonna write Z-team to somehow be complete fuckups again in season 2 so there's actually a reason to keep training them
>>562933198golem sized rainbow lollipop
>>562946168Sonar embezzles SDN’s budget to play the stock market
Robert should be an abusive husband to Mandy
>>562952286Physically impossible when she can just turn into blonde blazer and beat his ass
I'm hesitant to replay Dispatch because it'll remind me how shit my life is and how lonely I am irl.
>>562952602Nuh uh
>>562952602Mandy gives off strong Darkness vibes
>>562952887this was sexual assault btw
>>562952887Do it, it is necessary to experience the date and party scenes every now and then and gosling a little. Suffering builds character.
>>562953876I’ll never get over Chase Doakesmaxxing in the background
>>562953645She likes her men pathetic
>>562954016
>>562954861>When she’s red ring but you just can’t prove it
Mandy better get to fucking or else her eggs are gonna dry up in a few years
It's been like a year why are you losers still talking about this garbage dating sim?Are you guys seriously so lonely and made a weird parasocial relationship with poorly written fictional characters voiced by youtubers?how pathetic are you?Why don't you get a gf in real life instead of playing pretend a bunch of pixels loves you?
>>562960021jeet hands typed this post
>>562960021>>>/v/
>>562960021Good morning sir
>>562933958The options in these are always so fucking funny.
>>562941774Silly anon, you can't fuck a mouse...
>>562952286Mandy should be a sexually abusive wife to Robert.
>>562954016>DoakesmaxxingAs much as I laughed at that, how long until every piece of brainrot buzzword is in the english dictionary? The age if enlightenment is dead. The age of retardity is nigh.
>>562964089Mandy should take the house, kids, and Beef in the divorce
>>562960021
>>562959412I like the little dance Waterboy did at the housewarming party. The one where he crosses his arms then punches up to the ceiling? Thought it was pretty cute.
>>562952887Same but I'm going to do it anyway.
>>562960021>why are you losers still talking about this garbage dating sim?What else would we talk about in a general dedicated to said dating sim? Poppy Plaptime?>Are you guys seriously so lonely and made a weird parasocial relationship with poorly written fictional characters voiced by youtubers?Me? Absolutely. Dunno 'bout everyone else though.>how pathetic are you?You have no fucking idea. If I locked you in a room with an audio recording of me trauma dumping, you'd kill yourself even if you were born deaf.>Why don't you get a gf in real life instead of playing pretend a bunch of pixels loves you?Because I'm a painfully self-aware, weak, genetic loser who's also a terrible person that doesn't deserve love, friends or even nice things?
>>562964654>she took the fucking kids, chase
>>562952887>>562953876>>562969389>promised myself I'd play for blazer route this time fr fr>still keep gosling over visi everytime her choices come upI've already 100% the entire game 14 times now... I really wanna give the blazer romance a try because she's really nice... I'm ngmi.
>>562970916he should have an unkempt beard too. that'd really seal the deal.
>>562970545Bro
>>562971131Just think of it like thistreat it like a what-if scenario where Robert does the exact opposite of what you'd expect him to do That way you can also kill two birds with one stone with achievement hunting
>>562971717nta but I tried doing that with my last playthrough. but as soon as the movie vs dinner date came up I just couldn't say not to visi. for what it's worth I really do like mandy but I'll just be content with watching her romance on youtube.
>>562971470Oh shit, right... I forgot to mention I also put the UGH in ugly. Thanks for reminding me. My bad.
>>562972212I was that anon (iwta?). And yeah same. As a hardcore visikek, I enjoyed every playthrough I watched of everyone who fell in love with and chose Mandy, I thought her scenes were lovely and warm. I just keep gravitating to Courtney... can't help it. I lomf tomboys. Simple as. But if the adhoc team weren't cowards and gave the game a harem ending where you bag both the smoking hot female MCs (and maybe the entire z-team too), I'd totally go for that. Totes orgy time all the way.
Blazer your pussy is out
>>562975242>pussy out>censors areola insteadSDN needs to get their priorities straight.
>>562975242Just a slight lip flap
>>562960021Fujo energy keeps me alive>>562925081>>562930447>>562933958>>562937714*chugs*
>>562899465CuteWish this was a scene
>>562902851*chu*
>>562970545>I'm a painfully self-aware, weak, genetic loser who's also a terrible person that doesn't deserve love, friends or even nice things?I'll drink to that. Cheers mate.
It's starting to feel like beach weather again...
>>562891239Absolutely not. He’d look down on Waterboy, and would never trust P-Man because he looks like his dad.
>>562980289I feel like a company like SDN would absolutely have a swimsuit special magazine featuring their heroes.
>>562969253Alice...
Do Visis and Mandys exist irl?
>>562981061ADHOC! TAKE NOTES!
Sometimes I worry where we'd be, if not for our resident fujo. Probably nowhere good.
>>562964392Chill out, unc
>>562983828Most likely they are deadThey haven't posted in 9 hrs
>>562981061Someone at SDN has to know that sex sells
>>562984205It's called sleeping fool. That amount of mental energy (dedication) must be exhausting.
What if Robert had become a taxi driver?
>>562975460Just a liiiiitle bit of labia.
>>562981061>implying that a california based company will ever do thatLmao, more like pic related.
>>562983970Love ya kid. Don't fuck the english language up.
>>56298541867
>>562985209>Blonde BlazerMore like BLACKED Blazer amirite?
>>562985801Herman...
>>562984938Who moonlight as a getaway driver?
>>562985801Took me a few tries. But AI in general really loves Blazer. Tried it with Visi and Malevola and the results were pretty bad.
>>562985517Skibbidy rizz gyatt to you too my konnichiwagwan minna slime.
>>562986090>ai >loves white women>hates poc>except when it has to do with cucking and racismChecks out.
CALL FUCKING DISPATCH CALL FUCKING DISPATCH
>>562986090I tried. But I felt dirty doing it. How do jeets manage?
>>562988008Courtney would never
>>562988407is that why she constantly shits on Chase?
>>562989276Average Courtney livestreamhttps://youtu.be/NPndvf2HIJ8?si=Jq6gLYgCwpukZKdK
>>562990181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqmNIaiFS4courtney when she's fighting armstrong
>>562988008>Visi with thunder thighslol. lemao even.
>>562990181I will never understand how "spook" became a racist term. All I've ever seen it used as is a slang term for a spy.
>>562975650
You know how waterboy interrupted robert and mandy's dinner date cleaning the windows with his water vomit? Adhoc should have made it so that phenomaman interrupted robert and courtney's movie date by crunching on popcorn loudly right behind them
>>562970545>Because I'm a painfully self-aware, weak, genetic loser who's also a terrible person that doesn't deserve love, friends or even nice things?That's not true. You have us. And we tolerate you.
>>562994232that would've been cute and funny
>>563015268or cunny, as the kids say
It's still peak
>>562984652it can be
Blonde Blazer wants you to do your reps today
I honestly think they shouldn't have scrapped the no answer optionsmaybe it shouldn't be an option all the time but there were some moments where it made sense not to answer at all
>>563003583You probably just missed the part where I admitted I was ugly. You'll come around. Also, I found a half empty bottle of gin under the kitchen sink. So cheers.
>>563021078You think she forces the SDN employees to work out occasionally?
>>563024957Regular employees? NoHeroes? I'm sure there some kind of fitness requirement they have to pass in order to be out in the field
>>563025083What about heroes like the Gluttonator? He weigh's half a ton.
>>563024786ugly people find love all the time, just sayiing
>>563026645that's a big ASS
>>563026645>>563026807Made for Mecha Man's hands.
Hopium for your request I'm basically finished writing the draft, just need a day or two to edit it plus I've been putting it off for a few days because I keep getting busy around the time I usually write
>>563029626Robbie fell on hard times...
>>563031757if you make waterboy eat soap does his water come out all sudsy
>>563032470Assuming he doesn't get sick from it. Perhaps? At the very least he could pour some in his mouth and swish it with his water to make it bubble up.
>>563032628Fuckin' wholesome kek. Eat it sunglasses at night guy.
>hapi ester Bobert
>>563033428Visi... that was last week...
>>563033428>now eat all the eggs
>>563034630g'night
Flamberthttps://youtu.be/UbDOT5nXwf8?si=Kub-RKk3ZT-KA9KU&t=1409
>>563034630Nyt nyt bbfren.
>>563027168cool
>>563034630nighty night BBfren
>>563039780Why is Robbo drawn looking like a douchebag in this one?
>>563042769How do you mean? Unless you're referring to Robert's dad. I think the answer is obvious.
>>563042769>>563043106was he ever happy?
>>563044475Maybe once.
>>563045149the mother schizo theory anon might be onto something...
>>563043106>>563045149>THINK ROBERT. THINK!
>>563047262>"Cecil right? Why does this Invincible guy... Mark was it?, keep screaming that he needs you? I thought he's supposed to be Invincible.">"He's not. Trust me. It's just his [TITLE CARD]">"[TITLE CARD]?">"Don't ask..."
>>563049007>I'm sorry Robert... Phenomaman was it?>It appears Blonde Blazer and I are much more compatible.
>>563049430I heard [TITLE CARD] is getting the OPM Season 3 treatment? If that's true I'll just watch the new season of The Boyos.
>>563049430If anyone could fix Omni Man it's her
Invisigal! I’m calling you out! Grace Ashcroft challenges you to a retard duel!
>>563064065Visi would just bully Grace relentlessly
>>563065193W-W-W-What do you mean?
>p9Not today.
>>563064065>Boburt I hab 2 kill da ebil redidents
>>563068761Why does visi not simply suplex her enemies until their heads explode like leon does? is she stupid?
>>563069775She has asthma, you bigot
>>563072008hmm skill issue
>>563072768I didn’t upgrade her combat, okay?! It’s a useless skill!
>>563050134Both are shaping up to be trash.
>>563050134>Watching The GoysWhy? Why would you do that?
>>563073186>baby face skull-fucker ThraggI can't believe Invincible is now somehow more gay than this game that has an actual gay dude. baka my head...
>>563073992I've got nothing else to watch. There's Dared Evil: Bjorn Again I guess. You guys think Mandy would like Scrubs? What other shows would she be into? What about Courtney and the other Z-Teamers?
>>563074646Mandy would fucking love scrubsI still need to watch the new reboot, I hope it's half as good as the original
>>563074990I've heard nothing but good things. The only thing you'll miss is the PEON band. Since y'know... Ted's dead (RIP sincerely)... that and Kelso might not appear cuz he's old as chase now. Or older probably.
Damn I'm surprised he's still alive, he already looked old back in 2008And RIP Ted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYcfHoWm2s
I never bothered with the show but I despised the Invincible comics. It was just non stop misery porn with every twist and turn thrown in their just to make the main character more miserable. It's one of the reasons why like Dispatch so much. You can write a story about heroes without being spiteful.
>>563076520Well yeah, why do you think everyone loved Dispatch? With all the dogshit happening irl right now, people need more like it. People created superheros to escape reality for something better. Injecting horrible reality into it, including blood and physics just defeats the purpose.
>>563076520Invincible is a series that despises Super Heroes.
>Robert after spending five minutes with the Guardians of the Globe
>>563077321ROBERTI NEED YOU ROBERT*fails call*
>>563069775>>563072768Visi clearly wants to use Leon's [TITLE DROP] gun.
>>563075994>gay as a joke insultI miss when people weren't so sheltered and easily offended...
>>563077093>"I see you are also now dating Blonde Blazer.">"Yes. Our Viltrumite genitals appear to be compatible.">sobs>floats into black hole>somehow survivesPoor Dumpy...
>>563080471It's ok. Phenomaman has found a new love in MTG
>>563080005They don’t make em like this these dayshttps://youtu.be/lsv7DQBROsA?si=yr4h62cSa7HqVlbk
>>563077093>has an immortal godlike girlfriend>is a crybaby bitch everytime she gets hurtI think Dr. Don't-Do-Shit needs to adlib a song for mark...
>>563075994>>563074646Scrubs is very MechaBlazer coded. Visi would probably enjoy it too. The episodes with the janitor would definitely be her favorite I bet.>Cuz I'm no Superman~
>>563081340>I’m a cuck, my name’s Mark, such a cuck whose name is Mark>Yeah, I’m a cuck, I’m a cuck, I’m such a fucking cuck>I have no dad, I have no bro, and a tiny rape baby
>>563077321He’d be furious with Kate and Immortal.
>>563082001>I have no siblings>and a viltrumite raped my peen>but it doesn't even matter any~waaay
>>563082001The ironic part is that Marky as Kid Invincible was ten times the hero Mark was.
>>563076520>It was just non stop misery porn with every twist and turn thrown in their just to make the main character more miserableMy favorite one was close to the end of the series where things were finally looking up for Mark but then he just gets randomly sent back in time. And when he comes back he missed raising his daughter and Eve was fucking some douchebag who despised said daughter. They get back together but she refuses to sleep in the same bed as him anymore. Kirkman has a fetish.
>>563082320>because Kirkman can’t wriiite
>>563082172He'd at least be proud of Mecha Girl, right? Right??
>>563082732She’s a pedophile.
>>563082592>Time Travel ArcI remember reading that and I still don't get what the fuck that was about... if that were Robbert, would he make the same choice? Or would he sacrifice everyone to return to Mandy/Courtney?
>>563082956That’s a good thing
>>563082956Tech Jackie? I haven't watched the show, just seen clips and fanart. qrd? I thought she was also a kid? What the fuck happened?
>>563083096Iirc some space god thingy sent Mark back in time and have him the choice to undo all the death and destruction Omni Man and the Viltrumites caused and instead Mark told it to send him back to his own timeline. And I’m pretty sure the time travel ayy told mark he was a selfish piece of shit for doing that as well.
>>563082956>Zach is girl now>only kills one Invincible instead of two>wants to fuck a 2 year oldGrim
>>563081976Courtney's probably more of a movie girl, she'd probably make Robert binge watch all the ryan gosling movies (including barbie)
>>563083367He’s being hyperbolic because it’s implied female Tech Jacket has a crush on Oliver, and Oliver is technically only like a year old despite looking like a teenager
>>563083367Zoe, formerly Zach, has a crush on Oliver now, who is literally a 2 year old.
>>563083427>>563083573UOHHHHHH
>>563083156I genuinely enjoy Walton Goggins voicing him. I wish we'd get him to voice someone in Dispatch season 2 that ends up as great as Jeffrey Wright's Chase.
>>563083573>>563083525"To be fair your honor, he looked 15"
>>563083381It would’ve resulted in his daughter being erased from reality, since he never would’ve gotten together with Eve. It literally would have been his own version of OMD.
We needed more Dispatch banter
>>563083674Kenny’s VA is going to be voicing him in the upcoming Invincible fighting game.
>>563083792Considering Mark is responsible for the deaths of billions of people and overall a useless cunt, Eve can do better
>>563084153A core part of /SDN/'s DNA is making fun of Invincible whenever possible
>>563084070>Eve can do betterShe unironically can't. Every guy she gets involved with that's not Mark is a raging piece of shit. The Alien guy she hooks up with while Mark is gone made it very clear he despised her daughter but she still stayed with him.
>>563083845>It’s a Visi insults Robert and follows it up by thirsting for him episode
>>563084070The comic’s message is that your own personal happiness is more important than the happiness of others.
>>563084328fakest dgaf'er ever
>>563084070Didn’t she abort his other kid?
>>563084316Rex became a better man after he got his brains blown out. He’s also the only Guardian who understood what a superhero is.
>>563083381>time travel ayy told mark he was a selfish piece of shitOh right. The weird tentacle porn thing that glows.>>563083525>>563083573>>563083176>Oliver is technically only like a year oldI completely fuckin' forgot purplevincible aged fast cuz of bug mom genes... oh well.
>>563084489Yeah, and they’ve already set up that storyline this season
>>563084316Rex had a pretty good reason to be an asshole, but he got better after almost dying, and became a true hero in the end.
Given the trajectory of superhero love interests these days, I'm just glad Bobert gets two top tier ones.
>>563084153>they beat watergoatNo... I don't believe they did.
Love how this general gets active when we start shitting on Invincible.
>>563084874SLOPvincible
>Water based superhero>They like black girls Why does this keep happening?
>>563084328>>563084414Fuckin' best buy fight club lookin' ahh.
THE RAPED
>>563085183Because chocolate get sloppy when wet.
>>563085396>Man shows vulnerability >Woman is disgustedSo it goes
>>563084843He just got bored and decided to take a power nap.
>>563085396I think Visi should peg mark while eve watches.
>>563084874well my youtube feed's been inundated with invincible videos now that season 4 is out and the algorithm thinks invincible is close enough to dispatch so it just becomes relevant by coincidence even though I don't actually watch the show
THE KEKED
>>563085396>>563086005The Walking Dead showrunners unironically did the right thing by not following Kirkman’s writing choices
>>563085584>>563084153>thinks they beat WaterGOAT cuz he up and left>turns out he was just grabbing a fucking chair back at the SDN break roomRIP those two future dead guys. Herm looks pissed.
>>563085575Mandy would never
>>563086435>waterboy savagely beating Rex and The Immortal to death with a plastic break room chairThis is the kind of funny, edgy capeshit I can get behind. I wish I could see it happen. It sounds hilarious.
Since we're on the topic of shitty love interests, was there ever some behind the scenes explanation of why Visi tried to get Robert killed if you don't untie her and then nobody ever brings it up again?
>>563086960The writers don’t like Visi
>>563086813Immortal won’t actually die, but he probably will get decapitated for the 50th time that week.
>>563086703That's because Blonde Blazer is a real superhero... unlike that half-viltrumite c.u.c.k and his flying pink homewrecker...
>>563087173Didn't [TITLE CARD] kill the immortal in that one episode in the future or something? I think I remember that?
>>563086960The last two eps had writing all over the place especially when involving Visi. That scene was probably just a holdover from a previous draft.
>>563086960Visi at her worst is still better than Invincible's love interests at their best, all the romances there reek of "heckin strong and independent" writing
>>563084874Dispatch will forever clown on every other capeshit.
>>563082956>>563083652>>563083176Based discount Peni Parker.
>>563087774Kirkman just has a cuck fetish. That’s all there is to it.
Didn't the OG Techjacket get cucked by his girlfriend? And then his own mother gaslighted him into making him believe that it was his fault for getting cheated on and force him to become a third wheel in his own relationship? Man Kirkman really has a fetish doesn't he.
>>563083573>becomes qt3.14>is also a shotaconBased and shota-pilled.
>>563089112Yeah, and Mark had to apologize to Eve because he got an abortion.
>>563089320Because she got an abortion. God damnit.
>>563089320>>563089492Does this man have no spine at all?
>>563089112>>563089320Robot also goes insanely genocidal because he was cucked wasn't he? By a female alien no less... kinda feel bad for Rex... Z-Team absolutely ratios the Invincible universe...
Never touched Invincible but I do keep up with Spiderman but seeing both series treat their hero like garbage makes me grateful to Dispatch.
>>563089638His name is Rudy. I don’t care if that’s his dead name; he will never be the real Rex Splode.
>>563089642Hey at least Paul's dead finally. Ironic how Shroud looks like an older Paul too.
>>563089320Don't forget the part where he got raped but Eve blamed it on him.
>>563089756No yeah I meant I felt bad for the real Rex getting his name and memory dragged through the mud just because his loli gf decided to man up and fuck an alien woman that looks like her in monster form.
>>563089978And she fucked Bulletproof in her human form.
>>563089978>is called "Monster Girl">is a girl but isn't a monster>actually turns into a big green goblin lookin' alien guy on steroids>actually turns into a big alien manWhat did Kirkman mean by this?
>>563089638His life was beyond miserable.
>>563090346>almost every male mc is a c.u.c.kShould maybe call the show C.u.c.k.vincible instead am I right? kwab
>>563090528Sonar could solo her.
>>563090872Bulletproof is the bull, and instead just cheats on his own adoring girlfriend. He tried to fuck a pregnant Eve after Mark temporarily made him the new Invincible, but she told him to fuck off.
>>563090840Robert should save Rex from his horrible universe. Feel like Rex and Sonar would get along.
>>563091208He also murders his parents and ends up a mutilated government shill.
>>563091208>He tried to fuck a pregnant Eve after Mark temporarily made him the new InvincibleOh yeah... I remember that going around. Should've ended with a beatdown but Mark is just the pussiest Viltrumite.
>>563091456
>>563091208
>>563091701He was also off planet at the time.
>>563091896Cecil is not happy.
>>563092092>t-posingHe flies like a retard too.
>>563092736>Team: ZShould've edited it to be Team: C. "C"-Team. Get it? Cuz they all suck.
>>563092736Not to harp against who made this edit. But man do these character’s portraits feel so flat and samey. At least have them in different poses.
>>563093536>But man do these character’s portraits feel so flat and sameyCould say the same about the current animation quality of Invincible.
>>563093789Very true. It still confuses me as to why Amazon doesn’t invest more time and money into production. I mean it obviously comes down to corporate greed and if the masses like it no matter the cost cutting. They can get away with it or so they think. Still just irksome to see considering there are several series out there that have better artistic style and animation on lesser budgets. Then again those same projects face their own problems with the killer deadlines and crunch behind them.
>>563093536It’s an accurate representation of the animation quality.
>>563094551I mean damn. It’s like they placed the character model reference sheets onto the scene. No sense of blocking at all.
>>563094386The celebrity voices are more important than hiring more than 4 guys as the VFX team.
>>563094752Speaking of which I find it funny that Aaron Paul refuses to ever do Invincible again while still being very open to Dispatch.
>>563094725And they had a really good shot they could’ve lifted from the comic’s cover art.
>>563094831Screaming and crying all day long to play a character like Powerplex must be emotionally and physically exhausting, so I don’t blame him. Robert by contrast is mostly chill, has his shit together, and is an opportunity for Paul to show he has more range than just his Jesse voice.
Why are we shitting on Invincible so hard today?
>>563095475Because Invincible is doing a pretty good job at shitting on itself>>563094954Is that fucking savage dragon on the right? Wtf...
>>563095475It’s fun to shit on it, and even their own fans are starting to hate it because the animation quality has degraded to PNG sliding.
>>563095214Still blown away at the incredible voice acting he did. Legitimately didn't recognize him as Mecha Man. Blew my mind, like, it really sounds as if he turned into a different person.
>>563094831Invincible writers just wanted him to do the screaming and crying Jesse voice. Dispatch let him actually act
>>563096128Yes. Invincible takes place in the shared Image Comics universe, so Spawn, Firebreather, and Savage Dragon exist in Invincible.
>>563096139>the animation quality has degraded to PNG slidingNow the invincible fans know what One Punt Guy Season 3 feels like.
>>563096456>spawn did literally nothing while Robot and the viltrumites attacked earth and the other heroes
>>563096697He was having trouble with an Invincible variant. He wouldn’t have helped much.
>>563096896
>>563094752I'm surprised Amazon didn't disappear this guy
>>563098063If he’s not working on it anymore, there’s really nothing they can do about it.
>>563056140>>563059130>>563061472Man what nice designs>>563095475Because the animation is shit and the characters are retarded. Also if it's so mature why haven't I seen Atom Eve naked yet?
>>563096456Does Superman exist in Invincible?
>>563103257No. He's from DC. Invincible is from Image.
>>563103963I know that but I meant had there been crossovers like Invincible did with Marvel. I guess this means ignore company crossovers. Is Hellboy Image? I forget.
>>563103257No, but Mark got thrown into Marvel and DC by Angstrom. In the show, this was replaced by Agent Spider.
>>563104210>I meant had there been crossovers like Invincible did with Marvel.Just this panel it seems.
>>563104485I know this. Also holy shit, I know this was the 2000s but man that type of dialogue has aged like MILK.
>>563104485My favorite hero is Dispatcher Man
>>563104485
>>563105124>>563105228we have like 40 images left dudes
>>563105228
>>563105479My bad. I’ll stop
>>563105534>Black Man MARK YOU CAN’T SAY THAT
>>563105228>Not as catchy as "Invincible". Shut up, Mark.
>>563106127this guy is such a dweeb
>>563103257No, but Ryan Ottley keeps drawing Mark and Nolan killing Superman because he’s an insecure fag.
>>563106492lol Phenomaman would wreck their shit too.
>>563094752>4 people including the editor What kind of sweatshop are they running over there?
>>563106606They wouldn’t even make it past Toxic.
>>563106662It's okay though, they hired B-list actor #23525 from Bumfuck drama #3567 who would ask for way higher pay than Travis Willingham, so they can half job because people will still watch because a celeb's name is on the show. I still don't get that thought process.
>>563106662It's Amazon, whoever doesn't make their daily quota or dares go to the bathroom on company time gets shot at their desk
>>563096456And Madman from Dark Horse Comics.
>>563105534KKKirkman
>>563107136>I still don't get that thought process.That's just the unfortunate reality Hollywood has made for animation. Ever since Robin William's portrayal as the Genie in Aladdin, Disney and other companies followed suit in hiring A list celebrities to get the attention of "adult audiences". Although what they don't understand is that they have to have talent in the medium. But they overlook it since they're a more recognizable name. Even if they deliver an either mediocre performance. Or portray a minor character in the project. It's stupid but that's how it is. And Robert Kirkman has made it clear that really doesn't have respect for the medium. He want's to treat it as if it were a live action series. So the A-list talent gets the forefront before the animation.
>>563107604I wish, he'd be based if so.
>>563105534Mark, I would not be calling the guy who could steamroll your verse Fabio-Man.
>>563107836It might be. People say that Bulletproof was a rip on Miles Morales.
>>563108232Who is that? I never read the comics.
>>563108232I thought Miles debuted in 2011? Invincible came out during 2003.
>>563108329Miles or Bulletproof?
>>563108810Bulletproof>>563108462Some of these comics take years to end so I wouldn't be surprised it survived until 2012 or something.
>>563106306A dork, even.
>>563108462Bulletproof became Invincible in 2010, which was also around the same time that there was a big push to have Donald Glover be Spider-Man for TASM1.
WHOAAAA BUDDYYY
>>563108921Zandale Randolph. A member of Teen Team that became apart of the new Guardians of the Globe after Omni-Man killed the previous Guardians. He can absorb kinetic energy, and use it fly and get stronger with the more absorbs. Interestingly, his costume and name were reused from an earlier concept where Mark’s superhero name was Bulletproof.
>>563109360they confirmed it a few weeks agoThis means we're getting season 2 tomorrow right?
>>563109773lol lmaomore fanart submissions, though that's not to complain about the fanart
>>563109136ah that reminds me of 'muh black Superman' shit they did a bit ago.
>>563112759>Robert's face he makes when Flambae gives him head.
>>563112759You’re not supposed to lift without a spot
>>563112759look at lil bro trying to lift
>>563112759weak bitch>>563113127Of the team outside of Waterboy and Robert, who would be the weakest?
>>563113503Sonar (forma de fuccboi)
>>563113503>who would be the weakest?At least in terms of physical hand to hand combat? I would guess it'd be Sonar if in his regular form.
>>563113932>>563113989I forgot about normie version of Sonar
Was flambae telling the truth when he said waterboy benched more than robert
>>563114106Possibly? Seeing as how he threw that chair at the vending machine. I guess he has more inherent physical strength compared to Robert. Maybe it's the case with most superpowered beings in this setting? Visi herself seems to stand toe to toe with other combatants even without her invisibility.
>>563115560what does bat dick look like
>>563116402who the fuck would fuck a bat?
>>563117007Him, evidently. >>563116402
>>563094752They’ve got the Fantastic Four slaving away trying to keep this shitshow afloat on the budget of a ham sandwich.
>>563125626mmm wood
ayo Mr. White
>>563128098What Jesse!
>>563129153I'm a superhero yo
>>563130073What are you talking about?
>>563130073I watched Courtney die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn't.
>>563130675ROBEEEEEERTROBEEEEEEEEEEERTYOU HAVE TO GO ON A DINNER DATE WITH BLAZER ROBEEEEEEEERTTHE DINNER DATE NOT THE MOVIES WITH INVISIBITCHROBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
>>563131574Chase typed this
>>563094752Shit is so bad that they had to hire a porn animator just to make a trailer for s4.
>>563133626Balak has been working on those trailers since season 2, no?
>>563135587they injected him with straight hormones, it's over for fujos
>>563133626How bad has the animation gotten? I lost interest after season 1 because season 2 looked boring.
>>563137858One Panel Man bad.
Been watching the new Maul series. He has a Mandalorian Goth GF and a loli Twi'lek slave/apprentice now.
>>563138626She even has tramp stamp based off Maul's tattoos.
>>563138747what really? I'm both disgusted and intrigued
>>563139080They have this kinky Master/Slave dynamic. She can't do a single scene without calling him her Lord. She's pretty dom when it comes to others, but is rather submissive when Maul's around.
>>563139080>Sonar playing chess This is what it would look like if he played against Flambae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e91M0XLX7Jw
>>563137858PNG sliding
>>563140251JEEZ and no tiddies either to make it up
>>563140251>>563137858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_es7fqwWBv8
>>563134453To be fair Balak does good porn animation. Shame his variety is dogshit though because it's all of the same generic fat tit anime redhead #34210
>>563127930>ass so fatC'mon now. Please refer to pic related.
>>563139330Based Batboner clowning on XQC.u.c.k.
>>563142021Courtney should eat that superpussy while Sonar watches.
>>563143067Her tomboy physique drives me feral...
>>563143114bat hands typed this post
>>563143114Victor...
I got the next thread
>>563143173>tags:>tomboy>blonde>gangbang>public sex>mff threesome>cunnilingus>focus blowjob>big penis>yuri
>>563143067>>563143198
>>563143067>>563143541>"That's the whore stealing our lemons!"
>>563143693>>563143693>>563143693
>>563143508>>563143636Wasn't there more of this? Pretty sure it's also porn too at the end. Is there an entire gallery anywhere? Is it on sad panda? This is one of the most beautifully composed porn pieces of the three main MCs I've seen so far. Everything just looks so fucking warm and cozy and you'd never guess it was actually porn unless you saw the end pics which I only glimpsed and didn't save...
>>563143612Fuck she's so small. Perfect waist grabbing and pounding size.>PLAP PLAP PLAP>GET DISPATCHED>GET DISPATCHED>GET DISPATCHED
