>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>562680906
erg is finished
>>562743058My favorite poster
>>562742708I desire clips of your most kino moments, from your own personal stock.
>>562743218Yo this gameplay is fire
gooning, gooningto own the ergiesgooning, gooningfor the funsiesthe brahmin marches on
The strongest wife of Elden Ring history
https://youtu.be/Qt8NmW9dWiU?si=fqGIHfJedrItqusb
uoh elf
>first post is dee ess jeet schizobabblevery fitting
>>562743352TRUTH detected
Hello ergonians
>>562743218
>>562743567>schizobabble
>>562741437In Guardian's remembrance some merchant shows up to the Roundtable Hold, he gifts Guardian a trinket to honour their meeting. Turns out the merchant got the trinket from Libra and it curses Guardian as he walks out of the room and collapses. When Guardian wakes up he goes to the merchant and kills him for putting his flock in danger.
This thread is definitely full of leafs with so many posts about jeets
>>562743218I still see this webm posted by randoms in DaS2 hate threads on /v/ lol
>>562743908i don’t speak hindi i don’t know how you would translate that in your language you’re out of luck
>>562744195those are pakis they just can't shut up about India
>>562744641>schizobabble
ok but is bangladesh worse?
>>562744195>>562744195>he thinks burgers arent inundated with the brown tide of poop as welllol…
>>562744195Honestly Indians are everywhere. I’m in the middle of the us and they are everywhere I go.
>>562743586I love her
Pakistan will destroy India
dsg will destroy erg
>>562744742>>562744859>>562744807keep your ethnic rivalries to yourself
I wish dsgers would hit on ergers more.
>>562745404I live in the arctic circle
>>562745230We bomb you first jeet
>jeets calling each other jeetselden ring general
Can love bloom between an erger and a dsger?
>>562745594it'll be a romance for the ages
Whoa haha what did I just walk into!! xD
>>562744219How did that happen?
>>562745594modern day romeo and juliet
>>562745594>>562745417pumping
>>562745718this anon got splattered with 4-7 different bodily fluids of several anons after posting this
>>5627461976-7
ggs smol dogs
>>562746312I was going to type that just for you anon, sorry that I changed my mind
So I'm 300 points from depth 4, I just joined a game it's balancers, but the icon indicates it's D4 not 3, is that just a matchmaking thing if there's not enough people in D3 it matches you with the people above? We won and I'd got an extra 50 points for it but that didn't even put me in low depth 4 so not sure it was worth it desu...
>>562745769Honestly have no idea. People on /v/ try to claim it was modded, but it was completely vanilla. Just some fluke glitch I guess.The filename says it's OG DaS2, but it is actually SOTFS. Shadowplay was just really inconsistent about which folder it would save videos to.
>>562746312SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>>562746767hi dsg
dsg is not a person 23
>>562745594If you call commissioning a blacked comic of your rivals' tarnished then sure
>>562746767miss him
>>562746917they should add the tung tung skin + 67 emote to nightreign and then my husband would buy at any cost and play it for 4 rounds at most
>>562746767I think I still have my SL1 Spear of the Church invasion clips. I might post them if I find them.>>562747170Me too.
>>562744195Modern 4chan discourse is pretending calling each other jeets and browns is the ultimate comeback
>>562747445
>>562742253Wtf this freak roleplaying as mehe hab the trish virus
>>562748175
how did dsg become relevant again?
erg be likehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/i7knS80L194
>>562743218>>562743896boring>>562744219good webm>>562746767shits a movie>>562747445boring>>562747834good webm>>562748175boring>>562748647gundyr is cool i agree
dsg is coming back and its making the ergyogurts quake in their booties
>>562749179dsg is making ergyogurts clap their cheeks with fear?
soon the ergistanis will see a "dsg rebellion" section in their wikipedia page listen to what I'm saying
Me in the best Rev skin
Not only is /dsg/ not coming back, /dsg/ stopped being /dsg/ the moment DaS3 released
>>562749578undertaker should have that therefore, it's bad
>>562749637holy truth
check out my sick webm
>>562749662Yeah but now Rev with Sister Friede skin can be a cute double nun with Undertaker and they look like sisters (related) and sisters (nun)
>>562749637>Ds2troon melty
>>562749793>Brooo just spam until you get it on latencyParry is such a dogshit skilless mechanic
I am the double balancers Ranger! Here to fight injustice and zdps!
>>562749479>>562749179>>562749123>>562749043>>562747142>>562747097why is /dee ess jeet/ like this
>>562749894name?
>>562747142Who did poopa offend for the guy to go to such lengths again
>>562749891but thats fromsoft pvp in general
>>562749015Refer to >>562737187>>562749532False
>>562750241Don't post AI slop or I will gut you like a fish do you understand
>>562750332Your face is slop
Sexwithblaidd
>>562748647
>>562750241hey that's my joke
>>562748647I feel like you can't strafe shit in Nightreign because of fucking worthless random geysers and after effects
>>562750297>cross thread shit-terr schizo meltdowntelltale sign of TheRaped
bows or crossbows?
Why do I look like this IRL it's so annoying. My back hurts
>>562751067provide visual proof
>>562751002Crossbows.>>562751067Kill yourself, trish.
>>562751067Shut the fuck up faggot
>>562751067Why are erg girls so stacked?
>>562750753 (me)Oopsie meant for this tard here >>562705884
>https://n.uguu.se/wHMMVbwL.mp4Well that certainly was one of the games of all time. We unironically nearly beat d3 dreglord but wylder went down.
dont open that link
>>562751067Keep talking Trish we all love you here ignore the thread shitter
>>562749894puffy...
>>562751298>>562751354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f50St5E5Aw
>>562751002bows have a more fun moveset and better arrow types
>>562751547poolero...
>>562751241Need an erg wife with tassive mits
>>562751392Okay byt that wasnt me im anti lewdnessIm jogging here to keep in shape for my erg husband
I wish I enjoyed pvp
>>562752210you gotta try it, you gotta try joy
>>562752210You're spared from stuff like this>>562752196
>>562752196how
gg
but unironically
>>562751067Wow that looks exactly like you except that you're male, brown and obese
>>562752367The answer is in the title.
>>562749479>The rebellion was quelled with zero ergite casualties and the dsgroid commander became known as Terrjeet the Raped
>>562752387No it wasn’t
>>562751297>>562751239
Any draw sisters here able to give me a cartoon of this picture but with Revenant showing the ABC's of being Revenant which stands for "Always Be Clawin'" i.e. Beast clawing.
I found SL1 spear of the church video. I hope you can enjoy watching it.https://litter.catbox.moe/roj9trx7tih0awut.mp4
>>562743218>>562753070
>>562752657Holy CINEMA!!!! FUND IT!!! FULL MOTION PICTURE NAAAOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Don't open
>>562753070This makes me angry
>>562752727>>562744807
>>562753348I love fighting these during coop, the host will always panic at least a little
>>562753348>Does 200 flips, 20 storm stomps and you can only gank backstab themBanished Knights are so cringe
>>562750195I'm pretty sure it was gr*** who commisioned that comic which would make sense after xhe was outed to be a tranny
>>562754140We should do SL1 FCs, by the way. +0 weapons, of course.
>>562749793do you really need to do 4 different hard swaps just to land one parry on a clueless pve'er? wtf is wrong with you people?
>>562754503>4 different hard swapsretard
>>562751392Said no one ever>>562750753You made him the thread shit-terr seethe uncontrollably well done
>>562753348>leave the tarnished to me
Bosses that inflict frostbite are the worst designed bosses in elden ring
>>562755524Consort radahn doesn't inflict frost though?
>>562755524That fucking frost beast warrior that I hate
>>562754284>+0 weaponswhats the point
>>562755524Borealis is the only bad one
Been doing a Elden Ring run with the first person camera mod, but playing this just makes me wish Formsoft made a new King's Field game.
whats the best rune level range for pvp? what range has the most players?not trying to ultra min-max and sweat, but I dont wanna wait 10 minutes in queue, or fight the same 3 people over and over>>562743352pic
>>562756114So you won't have people dying in one hit.
>>562756521won't the rolls and particle effects make you dizzy?
>>562756612150 probably
>>562756521>elder scrolls 6
>>562756843The mod has a setting where the camera doesn't follow the player's head during a roll, and the particle effects don't mean shit to me. I don't have weak eyes.
I carried
>>562756521Now I want a 1st person FC.
>>562756521I want to be able to play it like this in VR so bad
>>562757110my wife to bed where our bull was awaiting
oh no... they didn't cancel it...
>>562757413hot, valid and wond/erg/ful
>>562757413When you are liberal man:
there's a new constellation forming on my face
>>562753257>>562753070Heres the attention you wanted.
>>562757684is that doorway under Marika's left part of the architecture in-game?
>>562758253You really like me, don't you?
>>562758532>//////<
>>562758532:3
>>562758532No, I just gave you attention so you'd stop spamming the thread.
>>562758746Sorry, mate, next time I"ll post a fat pair of tits just for you, like a true ergie.
>>562758469you're a dull boy, anon
>>562758532I think everyone here is just swell at the end of the day and we could all have dinner
>fat pair of titties
>>562759149Thank you for doing it in my stead, now we can all enjoy this quality picture instead of nonsense like gameplay webms.
>>562759149ough I love you!!!
>>562759149Me and anon
i think my favorite ds3 clip is no longer on the ‘tube
Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all be raped. At the tip of Messmer's Cock.
>>562759149xhe said "tits" not "titties" your reputation is stained with SHAME
messmer is so loyal
I really, really, really enjoy playing with the damage dealers of erg. I apologise for any vitriol you face here because you are my special little warriors.
>>562757279shut up about fcs for once dumbass dee ess jeet
>>562759149Why did they make Recluse's chocolate milkers so big ingame? It's lewd and uncalled for...
>>562757279You should mention FCs more and I will award generous (You)s.
Cant believe Marika is a FUCKING TREE PERSON
Recluse would be hotter if she was white.
>>562760128did you participate in the recent fcs we organized?
>>562759149Tits you say?
>>562759967>Oi mate are you actually entertaining the idea of fighting the people in the thread (in-game) in a new and potentially fun and interesting way? Now that's fookin woeful innit?>>562760000Quality quads.
>>562759938You don't play with us
>>562759967Got his ass here can't lie>>562760128Don't reply to yourself faggot maggot thread shit-terr
>>562760413I just think you should post more about it for thread culture.
>>562759938True, poor double balancer duchcels are the most opressed minority... be nice to them.
>>562760843idk... the last wasn't that exciting
>THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS
>>562760545Based
>>562760545>>562760947We need more of this in the thread.
>>562761074what makes an fc more exciting?
>>562761260I know. Bored of anon's mid af webm's. Go post your crap on youtube
>>562761342varietymaybe thats just me but I have the feeling that most anons have only 2 characters they use on the fcs
1/3
>Camera cuts to black>Boss slowly turns>Says something incomprehensible unless you watched a 7 hour lore video about a chair in the bedroom>Grabs his sword/hammer/whatever>*whoosh_cape_sfx*>says some more incomprehensible dialogue>Fight starts
>>562761986Absolute Cinema
>>562761986GOTY every single time.
>>562762654She seems upset
>>562762654
I am king of this wretched, unravelled kingdom. I subdued the Giants, and claimed their strength. So that I might step closer to fire… Drangleic will fall, the fire will fade, and the souls of old will reemerge. With Dark unshackled, a curse will be upon us… And men will take their true shape…
>>562761986>kill myrmidon of loss>phase 2 cutscene, boss gets back up >Myrmidon, the Forgiven
>>562761986I hate how fucking slow and sluggish fromsoft cutscenes are. Every shot lasts 10 seconds and everyones moves so fucking slow. It's like they're allergic to showing any kind of speed or momentum.
>>562762654How did you get a live reaction from my game
>>562760124Why is the liberal agenda so obsessed with erasing women with big booba?Women with big milky HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOGA *eyes bulge out of head, tongue drops to floor* fat juicy honkers exist, and they deserve representation in vidya like anyone else
>>562763337unfortunately a common sight with wyldjeets
>>562763489I only started playing because of Recluse's mega milkers
>>562763552Unfortunately he didn’t realize that a wylder 4 bar is actually a 5 bar
>>562763337>not even half hp centipedo Why are modern wylders built like this?
>>562763489reddit post
>>562765290She look like buge
>>562764381Faggot nigger
>>562765290looks SEA as fuck
>>562765290She's like an actual 4/10 but I would so hard anyway
Capra demon was the peak of fromsoft's boss arena design
>>562765290she's literally me
>>562765841twitter reply
>>562763489>t. porn addict
>>562766053she would be brown with a shotgun barrel nose if this were the case, this is instead the chink plastic surgery face to which south asianx aspire
>>562763489At its base its transhumanist design and they all err toward an uniformity across the sexes. Feminine women need to be scaled toward masculine and manly men skewed toward feminine. I don't think they have a plan for what happens then it kind of just feels like doing experiments to do experiments.
>>562766082>men think this is a 4/10fuck my life
>>562763489Woman are incapable of not self inserting with fiction and ugly women end up jealous of pretty fictional women and demand for them to be changed.That's all, it's this way for literally every woman on the planet unless she's autistic.
>>562767325>transhumanistTranshumanism is a philosophical movement that advocates the enhancement of the human condition by developing and making widely available new and future technologies to enhance longevity, cognition, and well-being.[1][2][3] Influenced by seminal works of science fiction, the transhumanist vision of a transformed future humanity has many supporters and detractors from a wide range of perspectives, including philosophy and religion.[4] Some critics argue that transhumanism amounts to little more than a "rebranding" of eugenics.[5]I don't get it.
>>562767504Not really in this case, but it always makes me feel like a -5/10 whenever men talk about gorgeous women as if they are ugly. Like if those women are ugly then I must be a literal eye sore.
>>562767504>>562767748lets rate those tetas baby
>>562767748literally happened with my online friend group yesterday aaaa
>>562766113You're beautiful
>>562767748Men wearing makeup and dresses while invading women's spaces tend to be an eyesore yes.
>>562768070Who were they saying was mid?
>>562763337having to fight some of the night bosses as fire rev blows so much
This is an actual 10/10
>>562768697>black No
>>562768697>aiNo
i want more hairstyle options in elden ring.
never ever
I want a cute shrine maiden outfit in elden ring
>>562768797AI won
>>562769038saar ai is the future saar together with india number one
>>562769262You seem upset
ggpost
You don't have to say that
>>562769262>Saaar you need to pay me 500 dollars to draw this copyrighted character! But do not redeem my artstyle in AI! That is stealing!AI won. Artists need to adapt and start making actual, original art again.
The 3 (technically 4) bar has arrived
>>562746767>>562747170>Umarudidn't he get throat cancer?
>>562769529He's literally me fr
i am such a fucking noob i am so sorry
I’m playing rotbow raider next fight and nothing can change that
>>562746767>>562747170>>562769583>Obnoxious redtranny gets cancerDivine punishment.
>>562769740What happened
>>562769785you sound upset
>>562769851>Readtranny dies>"Y-You sound upset!"I bet you think if you kill your enemies they win, too.
when the link of fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing theregulars from their graves
>>562769785LMAOOO hit the nail on the head >>562769262So true
>>562770017>Readtrannyummm
>>562770424
>>562770017>So upset he can't even write correctlyYou seem way too upset
>>562767748If you post your photo I promise to post a fair and unbiased review of it
>>562768697how do i say uoh but for hags
>>562770496>Redtranny so dead he can't even type anymoreYeah, I'm thinking I won.
>>562767635That’s what transhumanism is in cool sci fi stories. In practice/real life like what we’re currently seeing, all it is is defiling the human spirit and turning everyone into more servile slaves.
>>562770338theraped*
>>562770338
>>562754890Don’t talk to yourself weirdo
>>562766141not if you don’t want to get banned it’s not>>562751392said everyone ever
>>562757413/dsg/ culture is so affirming and beautiful <333
>>562756521Mordern FromSoft can’t handle First Person kino anymore, their gameplay philosophy has fundamentally left it behind. We’ll have to rely on Soulslikes like that one cool one coming out soon for that itch to be scratched
Are there any good places to talk lore and get academic feedback?I tried reddit but got sick of getting muscled out but people who won't read anything that didn't explicitly justify their Sonic OC insert.
>>562770767
>>562771061yeah here
>>562758993Well we’re not. Get your head out of the trash bin.
>>562759683hopefully it all gets removed soon
>>562771030>anymore,They never could. Yes, I'm aware of King's Field.
>>562771237I need a new King's Field
>>562771186I disagree still!
>>562746690What creature is this again
>>562771070
NOW WE CAN DEVOAH THE GODSTOGETHA
>>562771356KEKlapp is just so charismatic bros......
>>562766179The fucked up part about being a porn addict is that over time you start developing weirder and more degenarate fetishes. Y'know it's like obesity where you'll eat ridiculous food combinations just to feel something. Sadly, it's happened to me too.
*ding ding*
>>562771664cute
>>562771664gross
>>562771186I like you anons too. Most of you are only prickly as a defense mechanism.
>>562771631what's your worst food combo? an ex made me try spicy chips with chicken in between being constantly drugged
>>562771664
>>562722098i was sleeping
>>562771631why do you think most trannies are porn addicts
>>562772028the angle and raised leg make it look like she's projectile farting
>>562770338Who are they?
>>562772028fukutyan...
>>562772047That's because you hang out in places where porn addicts hang out so any trannies there will also be porn addicts.
>>562771356>>562771070>>562770767YOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRRREEEEE!!!!!!!
>>562771976I'm not obese, I was referring to my own porn addiction there. But to answer your question, I quite like strawberry jam with cheese. I eat it often and everyone around me told me it's weird.
>>562772028>>562771664Wyldman breeding property. Sexy as fuck.
>>562772479careful, you’re going to trigger the WOS with this expert truth nuke of yours
>>562772242I don't
>>562771338that’s the average /dsg/ poster prior to joining the 41 percent
>>562772229The Regulars are a famous gay porn group whom terrjeeta used to enjoy masturbating to when xhe still had xher penis. They disbanded much like xher discord/steam group and xhe’s been depressed about it ever since.
>>562771664>>562772028Cute! She's built for taking fat raider cock.
>>562772354like sandwiched in cheese slices? or mixed into paste with more liquid cheeses?
>>562772326
>terr obsessed schizo woke upthere goes the comfy thread, what a shame...
gg goat I thought a gravitymaxxed meteorite would do more
>>562772754That’s so weird. Why are /dee ess jeet/roons like that? Thank god their general is dead and gone
FUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKWas probably my best game ever as birbman in regards to the items I got. Gave Black Blade to the Wylder.Then we all dropped at the first storm shit from crocboiWe were too cocky. We had styled on EVERYTHING just before this.
>>562772802Forgot to say it's on slices of bread. So cheese jelly sandwich basically.
I’ve been queuing for so long
I was gonna greentext some bullshit about chink pubbies being animals, but you've heard it all before.
The Deadgulars.
>>562772982You weren't lucky with your weapon's passives so you missed a lot of damage buffs.
>>562773419oh my svouul
>>562773419This is so stupid. Jedi Academy was the peak of multiplayer.
>>562773234It was the Ironeye's fault, that fight should be free for him even with two useless memelees
>>562773345>>562773345oh ok that's not quite so vexing but still endearingly unique, is it just with cheddar or american or any kind? maybe one day I try it!
>>562772754>>562770338>>562773419dont talk about the dead please
>>562773419i dont understand whats going on here
>>562773986gay orgy six trannoids
>>562773986They're jerking off in the 'cord while this is happening.
50 minute queue
bathed in rays of gold…
>>562772754What item description is this from?
>>562773972Dead. Gone forever.
>>562774378Stained Briefs of Terr (legs item)
Why dodge
>>562774439>didn't say the tranny ring in ds3you had one job
>>562774535I dont trust you youve crossed me enough
>>562774668? You’re the one who threw the game retard? I’m on a 30 game streak too
>>562773854Any cheese slice except for american ones.
>>562774804>>562774668...
>>562774804Even before that youve flamed me plenty for nothing, fuck you
>>562774806Do people still regularly eat american 'cheese'? I thought it was a thing everyone grew out of after childhood. Is it a poverty thing?
>>562774953>it's not made with le mold so i can't le eat it!
>>562775046>>562774953Qrd? What’s wrong with it?
>>562774668>>562774874>another unprompted trash melty out of nowherelmfao
>>562774953They're used for burgers dummy
>>562773419>>562773972>>562773986>>562774423and that’s a good thing
>>562774874For going afk mid game, throwing a game, and killing my 87 steak by playing shit is nothing?
>>562775046I thought people consider it to be cheap and not on par with other cheeses in terms of quality. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese A lot of ppl look down on it, but I don't know much about it.
>>562775249>killing my steakI ruined your bbq??
>>562775187why can't we all block this latinx already
>>562775203unbeknownst to you we already have our own thergulars and they are even more obnoxious
>>562775091Nothing. Yuropoors are obsessed with calling it plastic or whatever when it's just cheese blended with other things like milk proteins, whey or emulsifying salts.
>>562775091American cheese is just a mild cheddar melted and combined with sodium citrate. There's nothing wrong with itIt is a bit bland, but it does melt very well making it good for sauces and burgers
Whats that trash weapon/item you pick up on day 1 just in case?
>>562761986>7 hours of lore vidsor you could just, pay attention to the world around you and stop being lazy and dumb
>>562776048bows. great for balancer invasion and greatbows are good for stunlocking invaders
>>562766082all models from most games look like shit without proper lighting
>>562776065Nice meme
>>562775563The concept of regulars is eternal, it essentially means namefags, tripfags, and avatarfags. This general is rife with them.
>>562765290ugly
>>562761986>>562763154truth nuke which struck some nerves
>>562776048Anything with sacred order
>>562768697>inaccuare fanshart >blackNope.
>>562765290Actually so beautiful
>>562776454>>562776279Wowwwwwwww
>>562776230putting trish in the lordvessel
>>562769529go back to your groomer shithole mushjeeta
>>562776048poison/frost/bleed infusions and skills
>>562776598Kek now youre gonna trigger it's jeet streetshitter meltdown and mass samefag and talk about saarself when everybody is asleep later
>>562776498Don't do that.
Making Trish ride my long thick member
>>562776895this but swap Trish with clapcake and swap long thick member with small thick member
>>562776498put it in the bin where it belongs instead
>>562776426she is black-er in the game tho
>>562776774what
contemplating a peppejack cheese with that jelly
>>562777643plapajak
>there's actual invaders active in troonless co-opI used the luring item as a bit, what the fuck?
>>562777450ong fr whut is blud
>>562777873bombaclat
>>562776918cute
nigger ironeye holding warrior jar shard and rivers of blood when i have double balancer fuck you!
>>562776774got his ass here can't lie
>>562777838it's funsies.....
>>562778221>old webm
>>562778075I'm not checking your shit tier relics to accomodate your L2kino playstyle when I could be L2ing those demihumans for 30 runes myself
>>562777000Nice dub trips from a chode king
The deleted posts tell a story.The great 4chan was shattered.In our thread, across the board, the /erg/.Now, Moot the Eternal is nowhere to be found,and in the Night of the Jeet, Hiroyuki the Quality Poster was the first to be banned.Soon, Moot's offspring, neets all, claimed the boards of 4chan.The incel taint of their newfound strength triggered the Touristing.A thread war from which no mod arose.A thread war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.Arise now, ye Chuds..Ye banned, who yet post.The call of long-lost (You) speaks to us all.Hoarah Loux, Oldfag of the /a/ threads.The ever-brilliant 4chan Gold-Subscriber.Fia, the Deadthread Lurker.The loathsome Poopdickschizo.And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-reporting.And one other. Whom (You) would again bless.A Chud of no renown.Cross the board, to /erg/.To stand before 4chan.And become the Anonymous Hacker.
Stop giving me your toughest battles miyazaki
Saint Zullie pray for us
Clapcake's tits!
>>562778282old??????
>>562778075Irongawd makes better use of that then you l2jeet
Trash and simpo are so dogshit bros…
i’m hearing that the poster below me is albinauric
no gideon I'm not
>>562778970no saar we are top tier saar us gigajobbing to divine lion was practices fault saaaaaar!!!
>>562778728Trish's tits!
yes you fucking are >:(
>>562778728you won>>562779318you lost......
>>562779218Aye crumba our promised 60 streak built on dodging and being a duo on a password….it was our greatest achievement
fc?
>fc?
What are the level ranges for fun pvp invasions?
>>562779702So this is the average fc beggar? Pathetic.
>>562778728>>562779318>>562777926>>562779702All true. All won.
>>562779483I can join if someone elses join
>>562778756yes
>>562779473t. highest winstreak (depths): 30
>HEART STOLEN
>>562779726Between 1 and 800>>562780287I look like this
>>562780367My heart forever and always belongs to my beloved lunar princess Ranni
>GOD SLAIN
CREASY QUEUE UP WE MUST REDEEM OURSELVES AFTER THE DEMON PRINCE DEBACLE
>>562780546was this you lately?
24 hours of lovey dovey handholding sex on the moon with my wife
>>562780691me? why me?
>>562780546Me
>>562780728yjk that doll p*ssy got fuzz and crumbs
how the fuck did I lose 550 points from this
>>562780787i can tell
>>562778667remember when she used to browse vg
>>562780367>>562780546>>562780728Godfrey breed meat
>>562781350you can't....
>>562781561>t. defeated cuckold postt
>>562781443we inhabit a fractured world
Where is the husbandslut
>>562781702getting plapped I hope, dead bedrooms is a serious issue
>>562781821a dead queue is a more serious issue
>>562763445>>562762727>>562762654>>562760947>>562760545>>562760124>>562759149>>562755241>>562752079>>562776918It needn’t be uttered at this point, but I believe it worth saying regardless, the Nightfarer known as WyldGAWD is truly among the most blessed and well fortuned of men for acquiring such a bountiful harem of brood mares, verily.
>>562782182Well said, you nuked the annoying attention whore normie foid
>>562781561>>562782218you are the best poster here by leaps and bounds never give up the good fight no matter how upset the thread shitter gets
>>562782182waow....
>>562782218Blessed post.
>>562782218powerful…….
>>562782218>wyldjeet turning mad with delusionskeky
>>562780287You don’t have any win streak if you duo discordtroon
>>562781304were you dying a lot? as in you 3+bar'd while the others were only at 1-2 bars?
>>562784149no I two-barred and the other two three-barred
hate when i ‘bar and disappoint my ergyojeet
>>562784194that's strange, maybe dps is also taken into account? no one knows the exact formula i think. anyways, good luck with the climb anon.
I prefer to say ergistanis, ergyogurts or ergreeks
for me it's ergiyogi
yeah I know I was inspired by you
It's ergyptians
>>562784619I like ergistanis
ergineers
neither ergreeks and ergyogurts make sense
>>562784883this is credible because they have the same g sound.
@105that's absurd
>>562782218Said everyone ever
Qing (promise I won’t beastslop this game)
>>562785663Question are you a futa rev
>>562786073Unfortunately no.
>>562785663just stop cheating in relics
>>562786073Xhe's a sissyrev that likes to suck off chuds
>>562786073Strange post!
>>562786154that's all revs ever THOUGH
>>562786117Sad the PW needs more futa revs
>>562786126No. I’m not grinding.
>>562786348She looks like she fills slutty Recluse's and Duchie's on the regular
>>562752210PvPers don't enjoy PvP either. They only like the fleeting moment of feeling superior when the lag works in their favor.
>>562785663why arent we getting matched did you block me
>>562786640it’s about the combo meter
>>562786729No fags allowed.
>>562786359You don't need to grind because the game isn't designed around minmaxxed relics in the first place you turbo faggot
>>562786836holy BASED
>>562786872Okay. Well I don’t car>>562786729Is this you? You sound annoying so I don’t want to play with you. This is my only block from this general.
>>562786640I don't really agree with that because I laugh a lot at the many ways that I get killed and derive much amusement from it which I enjoy
>>562786836i think cheating relics is more faggy lowkirkenuinely
>>562786836onee san can you unblock me real quick, if you read I griefed that's a lie, there's a faggot (Practice, an ironeye) that griefed my 64 winstreak because he was jealous so I got back at him but I've never done that before
>>562787047Post his steam
>>562787036>>562786872no that's not me idc your relics, this thread talks shit of anything regardless so don't worry about anything that's said herehttps://steamcommunity.com/id/greatearthD
>>562787175You’re not blocked and I have cross region on.
>>562787175And yeah I am trishh please unblock!greatearth is just the guy that griefed me
>>562781665 (me) meant for >>562743058
>>562787175the other guys steam. and no I'm not talking shit on anyone I just don't want to play with cheaters
Someone post the tourist cheater's ID so I can block them when I get home. Rather sit in que or play with retarded pubs than some floorkissing cheater.
>>562787289post your feet and i will
>>562787289How can you be griefed if you’re the worst person on the password?
>>562787554>browsing erg when you're not even at your housetonight's biggest loser
Onee san did you unblock meheres my steam https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129380048/
>>562787646>practinx duotroon melty
What's a good buffable weapon for a dex or dex/faith build? I'm mainly using bfb and bfb to buff my shit up. I've been using the wakizashi but it can be pretty annoying for mobs or just any boss that doesn't take bleed damage. I was thinking the Shamshir, mostly because I'm easily influenced and saw a couple videos of people using it with faith buffs
>>562787790>pfpoh yeah that doujinshi became an anime
>>562787875blackflame blade
>>562787661>relic cheaters>trish>rouges gallery of deeessgee>miquella gooners>"""""eceleb""""" obsessed twitch/youtube viewers>Nah this thread has got way worse.
>>562787958i said weapon. chinga tu madre
>>562787661What’s wrong with that I do that all the time at work too
>>562787959don’t forget the /dee ess jeet/roon, arguably the biggest loser, ever
>>562787790No. I don’t like how desperate you’re getting. My intuition is probably right.
>>562788395sus
Played Nightreign for the first time today. Why is Recluse so fucking hot? Holy shit she's insane.
>>562788395Well you do you, keep sitting in queue to play with said griefer, I was just wondering why we didn't match
>>562788568Fat poster...
>>562788568>f**poster plays nightreign nowpost xhis steam NQVV!
>>562787047Unblock practice
>>562788568she raised the bar
odds I play night ring, evens I play normal ring, 0 I confront the Situation
>>562788771The Trish Situation is INSANE!
>>562788771thank god even though I kind of wanted normal ring
>>562788568Why did they make her JUGS SO BIG ITS LEWD
>look at recluse>normal sized boobsuhh
>>562788901I was double carried by you guys and 2x balancers 3 bar revives so thx
>>562788686>>562788690What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Do you speak english or are you only retardlingual?
>>562788568>>562788726>porn addict tourists never saw Gwynvere in DS1 or the slut sets in DS2/DS3Many such cases
>>562788854I don't understand what you mean, that's not even a situation in my rotation by any means
>>562788163Very true.>>562788906Wyldmen need fun bags.
>>562789104What does that have to do with anything?
>>562789096......waow......
>>562789104It's spelled Gwynevere, sir.
>>562789179Recluse is nothing out of the ordinary for fromsoft is what that means, tourist-anon.
>>562789297Okay, and?
>>562789104it’s different
actually I can't play night ring right away because I need to smear the unguent on my beloved's armpit boil
>>562789280>slight spelling mistake >>562789372>tourtroon is upset and playing dumbMy work here is done.
>>562789414just some words in a board
>>562789410Not at all.
>>562789414
>>562789456>Retard thinks someone commenting on one thing must then invalidate something elseRoom temp IQ moment.
>>562789456he's mad mad. good job. victory is yours.
>>562789104I got dark souls 1 on the xbox 360 when it released bro. The titties were so fat I bought it again on steam years later when my 360 died.
>>562789830>mad mad
>>562789770>"she (recluse) raised the bar">Gwynevere has much bigger tits and breast physics >milf Giantess>somehow bars were raisedDon't make retarded statements next time.
>>562790863>Recluse>Massive Cleavage>Playable (Can look at them whenever you want)>RealYou lost, unc.
>>562790863>Using cut animations
>>562790943>massive cleavageThey are very mid, all things considered>weakest female nowYou lost poc gooner.>>562791069She has physics and the like in the game, nice try though.
we can appreciate both :)
>>562791541no we have to fighti hate you die
>>562791324>They are very mid, all things consideredThe irony of you saying this>>562791324>"Bro, look at good <thing not actually in the game> is!"You lost, unc.
>be reclushitter>mogged by Duchess and Revenant>not a SINGLE good player uses herXisters... we lost.
>Niggas in here getting catfished by Gwyndolyn and defending it
>>562791727why did miyazaki give him boobs....... what a fucking weirdo
>>562790863cluse model mogs her and is state of the art booba girl. genre benchmark
Radahn has a really shitty castle.
>>562791583we can pump to both......
I like black cgirls so I like recluse more desu. And I like her outfit more. But Gwynevere is super hot too and more motherly. Also she's huge.
>>562791727What those snakes do?
>>562791896yeah it should have been a legacy dungeon, Caelid just plain does not have one
I like Undertaker
>>562790863Where is this from
gg ran into the wall while she was doing her phase transition very cool
>>562792331thjat was on me sorry shoudlve waited
>>562792301My alien looking wife
>>562791896>don't even have to interact with the bridge>tp straight to the castle, game forces it empty for you too>has some janky system of toggling "festival mode" that involves some spaghetti code fuckery of altus plateau or progressing ranni's questwhat triggers it? whta doesnt? who the FUCK knows! hope you didnt want to grab any of the loot or stones there before killing radahn!!!!the fact that you dont have to interact with the layout or bridge part at all, and then have no reason to go back and do so after killing radahn is just the icing on the cake wtf were they thinking?did they realize the bridge part was really stupid and annoying and then slapped a bandage on it? idk. Even if they "fixed" it and made it so you have to fight a boss before radahn, it's still just one short hallway then boom you're at the grace.
mass reply wyldcel incoming!!!!!
>>562792568Your wife is hot
>>562792568Imagine a kiss with her
I never had my question answered someone answer me please >>562741439
>>562793028Hand to Hand Arts or Beast Claws
758>this obsessed
>>562793028did you play the dlc? there's martial arts weapons
>>562793140you quoted me>>562792758
You are both wrong.
>>562793379Be careful please he’s already tearing up no need to rub salt in the wound
>>562793274kek trvkea kvke, even
>>562793274I WILL goon to Recluse. I WILL win a game solo before playing online. I WILL fail REPEATEDLY.
>>562793641/thread
>>562793710look at them go…
I am a NOVICE in ELDEN RING™GIVE ME BLEED WEAPONTELEPORT ME TO DRAGON GREYOLLGIVE ME RADAGON SORESEALOR GIVE ME DEATH
>>562792301>>562792568My analslaves btw
>>562792758weird jeetseethe post
>>562698808>>562698732hawt…
>>562793641>the actual reclugooner doesn't even play the gameLike clockwork
>>562794757I just bought it man give me time
The next CameHard game needs height sliders and their hitboxes are all changed to the same during PvP
>>562794797You have it on your main account, just play it there
>>562794838Sounds paedophilic
>>562794885I'm actually flattered you think that I bought the game on two different steam accounts. I'm retarded enough to fit in that well, huh?
>>562793641its ok anon you can play the game it is fun and you can follow the ping
>>562795009Weird self-report
how did I become an alcoholicfuck
>>562796545Weird
>>562796545feeling this lately
>>562796525what's your poison
>>562792301I like Madison
>>562796878You sound like one of those dsg schizo freaks.
>>562796878retard
>>562796725whatever's cheap
>>562796545does she get pooped out
>>562795954You're kidding yourself, I saw what you horny deviants did with the dragons dogma 2 height slider
>>562797673nta but the only thing i know about that game is that everyone on /v/ likes to make loli pawns
>>562796525hoping the best for you anon, I'm 6 years sober now after almost dying
Fuckinbbitch. I'm so pissed
>>562797984What happened
>>562797673Projecting
>>562796525I genuinely believe that only goycattle need alcohol and drugs
>>562797435What?
>>562797835>>562797673Caught me
>>562796525Stop drinking bb you're too cute to be an alcoholic
>>562797984>>562796525loser
>>562797926I want to die>>562798250the only girl that called me cute didn't like that I was an alcoholic
I'm a year sober, neva lookin back. fuck that shit.
>>562798357No one likes that you drink </3 I used to drink and smoke weed. Life is so much better sober.
>>562798602I drink because life is shit
>>562794263Got his ass>>562798409>>562798250>>562796525Only the weak fall prey to the liquid Semite
>>562798568Weird
>Activate skill>Do the L2, get stuck in the animation and dieI'm not sure if I'm getting fucked by the cooldown or something but this just cost me a dogs game
>>562799525elaborate?
>>562798708Then you have a straightforward way to improve life by stopping drinking!
>>562799525Holy shit I love that gif
>Activate skill>Do the L2, get stuck in the animation and get my wallet stolen
>>562799759Which skill?
>>562799759are romanian jokes considered reddit?
>>562799609I meant to say "Do the L2 instead", I'm not sure if my control is fucked or I missed the "Y" button, it happened twice during that fight>>562799759This also happened
I saw executie titty on the tl and felt like life is worth living again
>>562799961Why are all exesisses like that? Is it the dress or being brown?
gg croc
>>562799741
>>562799617I would rather die
>>562799525I love this image I look just like that post more please
>>562800221gg flower sama i kneel..
>>562800139>>562799961It’s both. They’re just like that naturally. Effeminate and low test.
>>562779861those are all fat men actually
>>562800607True, what being a dexsissy goes to a mf. All the crucibles are str or str/quality + FTH, and this nigga just does not fit in.
>>562798185>>562797835>>562797673wait wait wait DD2 lets you make lolis??? source???
How is the Age of Order and Ranni's ending any different? They both seem to remove the influence of Gods.
>>562799961exetiddy?
>>562753461>>562789456
>>562799889I've had some goofy shit with mashing out restage as duchess and getting a spell after but that usually doesn't happen with other characters for me
>>562801194>>562800932Didn't ask tranny
>>562800932yes that's the one!!
>>562800932exeunuchs are so embarrassing...>>562801124I like how the author had to make her cuter because in-game she looks like a native ameircan neanderthal
>>562801194uoh
I want to fuck the husbandslut
>>562801318Based.
>>562801564xhe is married
>>562801352>author not artist >ameircan Brown ESLtard detected. Never speak on these matters again.
>>562801193>>562798025
>>562802061>amerifat race traitor meltyKino, also see >>562801318
>>562800779I’ve never heard of it being in the base game though I guess it is? Still seems like you would need mods to get any real usage out of it
>>562802262>>562798025
>>562801913So?
>>562792324Dark Souls 1 game files
>>562802556that is disrespectful......
>>562802394fuckin pedo
>>562801194>>562801526>>562800932Hot post more
>>562802641Nope, just calling it like it is
>>562802406>>562795954
gg greg, dodged the double dunk and the meat tower nuke while ironjarred
>>562802808>>562798025
>>562802846>>562798025
>>562802961>>562798025
>>562802317American website, rajesh. I know it's instinct for your people to shit everything up, literally and figuratively, but that doesn't mean you should do it to our threads.
>>562802317>projecting his weight
Lose weight and/or reincarnate as white
Guys I need help I can't stop making black female characters in videogames, I have a problem. Black skin but white facial structure is so hot to me
>>562803650just fuck a black girl and get over it
>>562803710He said white features
>>562803710I don't like them that way irl, but they are really flirty irl. >>562803775Also this.
>>562802641made the pedo seethe with this one well done>>562794263>>562798872don't reply to yourself thread shit-terr
>Look up faces for elden ring>They get hard carried by the hair and specific anglesYeah, I'm thinking I won
>>562803826don’t reply to yourself thread shit-terr
>>562804181aka women in general
>>562803826 (me)meant for >>562803826 (me)
>>562802887>>562801318
>>562804406>>562798025
>>562758149You mean like cum? Or zits?
>>562744195>>562745141I live in the middle of actually nowhere and even we have them everywhere
>>562743395bvilt for andre
>>562804313>>562804343*throws a freezing pot in your face*
>>562749578Sister of the Wyldcawk Union.
>>562804636>>562804564>>562804449
>>562748432Best post all thread I laughed
>>562804736>>562798025
>>562778728>>562779437>>562779861don't talk positively about trooncake xhe worships blacks
>>562759149>futroon garbagetrash
>>562804912plapcake
>>562804636Refreshing, thank you
>>562759701gay fan fiction
>>562759149>futagod gemexcellent
>>562805093self report
>>562765290Why is she doing the Eminem hand gesture
Anyone queuing?
guys so now I'm deciding my content typewould PvE or PvP get more views for elden ring?I dont want to become like steel and g9 where I have 40k subs and no views
>>562805310maybe
>>562805764Don’t worry you won’t hit 2 subs
>>562805764low-no views is how it's gonna be no matter what so just pick whichever you feel more effortlessly excited to talk about
>>562805931no I willI'm talented when it comes to rolling and not taking damageI also have good personality
>>562806108you stole that bit from your abused gf
>>562805764bro lmaooo how fucking late are youalso do what you awnt to do, if you just do whatever u think is more popular you're not going to give a shit and either way shit like this takes time and luck
>>562801526I look like this
cool
>>562805764>making shitden ring content in the big 2026oh brother...
>>562806262I might be late but the best always comes last I hope my videos will blow up in time
>>562805260 (me)meant for >>562805253
>>562806598i hope youre passionate about this and have either stellar gameplay or a good personality
>>562806290You wish you did muhammed
What happened during the Dreglord run?? tinpo d/c'd at the start, then the other person d/c'd after invaders, then I d/c'd while fighting the basement boss and now it says the session has ended. Like literally I'm back in the RTH. annoying
Think I’m going to do a d1 to d5 thing. I’ll keep you all pupdated
>>562806675thank you, I hope you have good luck and good things happen in lifegod bless
>>562806647lying ass bitch
Did Zorban start the flawless challenge? I saw him start it before lantic and other people now attempting it
>>562806692From servers dying? My run ended too
>>562805764You are pretty late to the party but I still see buildslop videos doing okay numbers, probably grandfathered channels who got big DURING the peak of ER though.If you're even asking doesn't that mean you don't have any ideas? Just do what you want to do, you won't get clout or money off this shit
>>562806647futaCHADS rule this place stupid bitch
>>562806892uhm ackyually fujoshi run these threads
>>562806939>>562806892we're the fujoshiswe're the fujoshisI went to a manga store and saw the YAOI SECTIONI saw the covers and I DROOLED
Got my first D1 game, super nervous
>>562806870I'm really good at videogames because I was dumb enough to spend at least ten thousand hours on them like most people hereI hope it will be useful to get a decent hobby out of putting out videos and sharing my abilities instead of playing alone lol
>>562769019Made for Big Dutch Cawk (while she’s praying)
>>562807072good luck cutie
erg has no femcels its all guys stop acting I can't
>>562807280Duchess is a girl
>>562807334I miss Madison
>>562807280>Big Dutch cawk Terr gets to plap THAT? What a chad...
maddy are you okay?
maddy pleaseee stop ignoring meI need you babe
>>562807334why does being a man or woman even matter when playing vidya? you're either good or bad at playing the game. simple as.
>>562807681this but unironically
>>562806793I was going to do something like that but I think that asian dude dudley might have started it?
gg sleepy augur
>>562757684if the churches are already in ruins then that means that the movie is not going to take place before the shattering and chances are that it's going to be a retelling of what happens in the videogame like in the ER manga
>>562807526He said Dutch, not a muzzie immigrant thoughbeit.
>>562807896Proof he's a muzzie immigrant?
>>562807829gg
dsg won again yup yup
>>562808009>cc haloslopoh how the mighty have fallen
cctroon xisters....we lost...
that dreglord didn't kill my streak somehow
>Waiting in queue for a while>See gg post>"oh boy, I'm up next">Pick up controller in anticipation>15 minutes later: no match.O-oh...
>>562808623naam?
>>562808623Were you queueing before the gg post? They instaqueue after a game
had no idea ironflesh was in elden ring’
>>562808838terr
>>562775563Well that’s not true at all, they are obnoxious though yes
>>562778667Cringe.
One game into my D1 challenge and I have haloslopped
>>562809054>>562809147Why do you keep replying to posts that are hours old? I'm genuinely curious
>>562791849It’s fake bust>>562792067Act as booty guardians
>>562796545Don’t ever post this again.
>>562753348Farming that chest piece with surcoat was an experience
>>562809409I'm clapcakes booty guardian
I'm so tilted, I don't even want to play again tonight. One and done.
Have a 3 bar donut
>>562806892>>562806749cope
>>562809976What happened
>>562800252post more please this is so good…
>>562798568>Wylder and Duchess are love childs of Malenia and Tarnishedhmmm
>>562809190>>562807072Just stop playing now. Game sucks. Only suffering awaits.
Gg GigaDogs, red bow had good passive but also lltbt so that prob made the 3 Horsemen spazz out
>>562810082you hyenas dont need to know
>>562802673You're beautiful
>>562810165gg i got hit by the night cavalry special
>>562807218That’s not going to happen buddy
>>562804912Sounds like /dee ess jeet/ fan fiction
>>562810082I'm not going to talk about it, unless one of the other two want to.
>>562808425>cc >mightylol
>>562808071said no one ever (but the raped)
>>562810158I'm not so sure you're right anon, I played a couple matches earlier and felt a bunch of big thrills and wide smiles, and I didn't even win either of them!
>>562810269She's erg best player
>>562810312D1 isn't that much of a step up from D0. So you can still get away with making a lot of mistakes. And even if you lose, you have very little to lose, since the point penalty is still small. wait until the game penalizes you 800 for losing on day 1.
>>562810239you wish it was fan fiction https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/560399324/#q560434040
>>562810240let's hear your version of it first
>>562810552The short of it is that the game is designed like shit, and I fell victim to its poor design.
>>562810479is that the biggest penalty the game doles out? I enjoy pressure like that though I feel it forces me subconsciously to focus better
>>562810693I don't know. I think I got dinged for over 1000 points before. But the memory is so fuzzy, I might be remembering wrong.In any case, when wins are only 200 points, and you lose 800, that's 4 whole games. roughly 3 hours of your time.
>>562810913that's serious pressure! I bet decompressing and unwinding after that feels so good
Two games into the d1 challenge and I’ve halo slopped again. In fairness someone quit and the relic cheating rev didn’t have night invaders
>>562811425how new are you?
duoing with practice
>>562810498that's definitely yys
>>562810498I wonder what the mass reply fag who has the hots for lardcake will have to say about this
>>562811976a new erg couple blossoms
>>562811425you don't need night invaders, improved bestial with physical attack +2 is equivalent to killing 2 and a half invaders, so it's much more consistent and you have it online from the get-goideally you would run night invaders if it's on your starting beast claw relic or it also has improved bestial (both possible)
gg birdsmy dog fell through the floor then teleported behind me
cc is so cringe we should all block her
cc is so sex we should all plap her
cc and practice duo:>omg so cute best coupletrish and tinpo duo:>lol bunch of faggots invalid streakswhat’s the diffrerence?
>>562811113It scales with how far you made it. Day 1 is a 700-800 penalty. Day 2 and 3 are less. I don't think you can lose 1k in one run
>>562810357He's not even top 3 thoughbeit*
>>562812736cc+practice can duo a trio game by themselves while trish+tinpo need carrying
I like cc
i don't duo and i'm male.
>>562812860Shut up you're a dumb bimbo sissy
>>562812258I've taken my endgame cekino beast rev build to d1 before. It is straight up god mode.
>>562812736One shits up the thread, the other simply plays the game. It's not hard to see the difference.
>>562812860Cute cute cute I'm gonna eat you up!!!
>>562813085please date me
>>562812860>>562813085Wow! Talk about being built from the ground up for rimming raider's big hairy ass!
>>562812860Oh nononononono what do we do, mentally ill, threadshipper xisters?
>>562813165they both shit up the thread doebeit
>>562813085Imagine bringing this to D1 lel.
>>562812736I never had a problem with trish and tinpo duoing, outside of the frequency of games I used to get with them together. But that hasn't been an issue for me for a while now.
>unsheathes>clang clang clang>cuts you in half>walks away
>>562813675Nan... Datto?! Kuwaaa!!!
>>562813472Cc is innocent
>>562814037Does this look innocent to you? She is asking for it.
>>562810498That’s not saying what you want it to say so no
>>562813085>>562812860>>562814091Cute girls that need plappings yup yup yup let’s get to it!
>5 minutes to find a game>only a Chinese cheating rev stays>quits after the first poiStrange this is the second game in a row this has happened but it’s nice going afk for 4 minutes and still getting and easy win
>>562814263what the fuck is a plappings
>>562814428bro what is this game is that cum on your map
>>562814170i don't think it gets any more obvious than straight up saying ''I love black people'' and ''I love BBK'' but hey if you wanna keep being in denial that's up to you
>>562813223You must first defeat xher bf Mush
>>562814428relic setup? I'm kinda impressed you could solo a depths run with no extra wendies as a newfriend
gg gregif only i mained wylder
>>562814962I love BBK because he cucks halosloppers with his 80% holy res. I wish he was a nightboss.
Ggreg wanted that to last longer, oh well. >>562815124Nice.
even doe BBK is /erg/ culture dumb newfig
>>562815214he really needs more health
>>562815274Or just remove damage from your relics/weapon passives?
>>562815274Idk I've had long Dreg games it just depends on loot quality.
>>562815274>ironeye mark>dutchess rewind>dutchess with a grafted>wylder balancer slop weapon>legendary torchGreg is fine, /erg/ is just tryhard.
>>562814962>wishful thinking dsgtroonAs predicted
>>562815214>ccissy has these two s tuds to herselfso lucky...
>>562815274It’s almost like two certain character make the game easy mode
>>562815890neat.
>>562815890qrd?
Does anyone here run Dregs of Libra with Executor? How is it?
I miss Trish and her succulent soft caramel ass…
>>562815874>she's duoing again
>>562816629Xhe would be blue/green in every screenshot if that were the case. Shippertroons lost.
>>562816591no one here runs night of dregs periodI don't like it, needs micromanaging to achieve similar results when compared to your usual damageslop build
>>562815790so like...are you gonna bring up a counter argument at all? surely even you, a stone cold redpilled chud, can see the problem in outright saying you love black people
>>562813165>implying practice doesn't shit up the threadHe revealed it himself
>>562815135It would be funny if he got added as a night 2 boss for the dogs.
gg adel>>562815214oh yeah i think practice lost his ninvaders damage stacks from when he died since his weapon ARs were low, i thought they fixed that?
>>562813165>not threadshitting>"duchess totally takes skill unlike halo slopping"
>>562815135No he doesn't. Lol
>>562817547when I play with randoms its always the duchesses that die the most
>>562817547i never said that though
>>562817623Im doing a test I wanna see if you get banned for avatarfagging like other people or if there's some kinda bias
Cc is cool cc is awesomeWe all love cc
>>562813165that's because anon is jealous of me because im based
>>562817808I love shifty more
>>562817850Shifty abandoned us after xhe got her funny number tho, she's lucky nobody griefed her...
For me, it is EnderLilliesFan
Trish jealous he’s shit at being a jeet compared to cc
>>562817912who griefed you?
>>562817912True I was gonna leave this shithole after 100 but alas>>562817952Netanhyahu
small
>>562817914kys mushpest
>>562818120rape
>>562818120Micockella doesn't look like that he looks like a fridge okay?
>>562816918The counter argument is that you claimed whoever that is (probably isn’t even her) “worshipped blacks” when she just espoused some generic equality slop. It’s dumb sure but it’s not what you said. That’s the bottom line.
D1 defeated with no losses and two 3 bars bowing to me for basically soloing greg.
>>562818515>tranime
>>562818556honey wake up terr's new alt just dropped
>>562818556>D1>impressive lol
>>562818120He looks like this btw>>562817825>>562817808>>562816953>>562816619Facts preach it king
>>562818556good job cutie
>>562818601>aryanime
>>562818635You’re right but it’s funny seeing all the relic choices and people quitting down here. I just had an iron eye who didn’t seem to know about marking. Then one game I clearly had a D3/4+ player 3 barring to base Libra with halo slop
>>562818556Randos always bow when you carry them they're very polite, not like the ones I have home
>>562819024Clearly checking the feet. Not bowing to your 18 bar fat ass
That's because you are lower on the pecking order trashtinx
>>562819024Nice. Go play with randos and stop posting here. Win-win for all of us.
>>562819108fap time
>>562819104cope>>562819174ydptg
>>562819024Strange that you don’t bow to us after 5 barring to Ed Libra and instead sperging out in the thread?
>>562819297Strange that (weird shit because i hate trish because im brown)
im taking a shower bye
Cute cosplay
>>562819545asians are cute
who asked
>>562819365Says the latingriod
>>562819297when did this happen btw
>>562818179Thanks for protecting erg from all the sex pests
>>562819108blacks being purely subservient, submissive and breedable are so fucking hot
>>562819545me n who?
>>562819691This anon owns a cotton farm
>>562819565No need to make it racial.
>>562819782why censor the yogurt?
>>562819782I wish>>562819545me on the left
Strange thread
>>562819962recap?
>>562819962Seems normal if you know the history.
>>562818546>whoever that iscan't read the reply chain award>generic equality slopi don't think you understand what that means. people who believe in equality don't go around saying "I love x race" and they definitely don't pronounce their love for turd penis unlike that fat troon. >>>>>>>>>>>heryou would fall in love with a 6'5 jacked up hairy man as long as he a pair of ugly estrogenized tits. you chasers disgust me
It's Practice on the left, Various Cheeses on the right. But who is middle?
>>562820149various cheeses?
>>562820149Poor guys.
the guardian is freakin based
>>562820149No one knows who you are don't be desperate to become a thread celeb
>>562820327no he's not
>>562820067>>562819985Stop being weird
>>562820187A frequent Undertaker player on the password.
>>562819545Ironic considering she did her makeup to make herself look as white as possible for the cosplay.
>>562820379Nothing really weird when you know whats going on.
>>562813165post so true trish replied 3 times, good job
>>562820445No need to make it racial.
>>562820445meant for this yellowcuck >>562819565
>>562820451Weird
>>562820465Why is it considered bad to reply multiple times, isn't an imageboard the perfect context to do that
>>562819365>>562819691>>562819782truth that caused tears
>>562820149Devilknight (our current best Wylder)
>>562820445>>562820552>>562820561why do asian people like to look white like ghosts
@DOSHello
>>562820589Anons can reply a million times and it isn't an issue, because they are anons. Terr alts doing it means you have an upset terr tryiing to pretend to be other people.
>>562820589i know you're brown and thus have no matters you don't need to tell me more
>>562820129>can't read the reply chain awardNot doing your homework>people who believe in equality don't go around saying "I love x race"They absolutely objectively do>and they definitely don't pronounce their love for turd penis unlike that fat troon.She wasn’t talking about that no matter how hard you wish for it to be true>troonProve it (you can’t)
>>562820670Hi?
>>562820667>>562820445Not enough noserings and gross tattoos all over their skin like some public bathroom stall to be white looking.
>>562820657>deviljeet (our current best wyld-ACK!
I hope next thread has more boobs
>>562820129all she said is that they were nice to her and give her free food…?
>>562820772secretly all races strive to look like clean toilet... deep
>>562820667Beauty standards that used to represent class, but they also wish that they were white aesthetically. >>562820772>weird defeated cuckold post
add the embeds next thread
>>562820772you ruined the white people illusion jeets have, good job
>>562820785He's so cool...
I haven't played nightreign since it released what's the best way to get not shit relics
omg new thread NOW
another thread dominated by superior dsg posts
bake eroge
>>562821109It was but their bogeyman just made them all leave lol
>>562821027I can give you my save file
>>562820667>>562820672>>562820932>>562821152You struck a nerve go easy on him or the consequences will be dire for the next thread please
MAKE THE BLOODY THREAD OR WE'LL ALL DIE IN THE ROTTENING
>>562821341I know. He'll be coping for weeks.
New thread:>>562821471>>562821471>>562821471>>562821471
>>562817551Only because he's an optional field boss and halosloppers can just ignore him.
>>562821595No
>>562820715>They absolutely objectively donope that's reserved for woketards. the majority of normies believe in equality that doesn't go farther than "im cool with all races and we all deserve the same rights", that's actual generic equality. >he wasn't talking about thatexcept he was in the fucking reply chain which that you've proven are unable to read>prove iti mean you're either baiting or an actual newfag because everyone already knows he's a tranny, but here I'll entertain your faggot ass. enjoy looking at obese man tits brohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544277765/#q544365392
>terrjeeta goes one thread without bringing ups his scat fetish and projecting it on other people (impossible)
>>562815135>I love BBC
>>562820772damn you sent them flying good job
>>562821959>nope that's reserved for woketardsYou’re just wrong. Even raceblind retards will say “I love X race” if it means getting out of trouble. Hell, if anything that tagline is the kind of thing liberals back in the 2000s used to say all the time >except he wasIf she was you would have linked it. BBK is a game thing. More of your wishful thinking naturally>linkI have no idea what that’s supposed to be since the link is dead and I don’t really care you just really want everyone to be as big a faggot degenerate as you and that’s obvious now go talk about turd dicks with someone else
>>562822445>yellowsimp so raped xhe replied twiceNot a good look xis.
>>562822454>>562822159Got his ass nice work
>>562820785deviljeet is so pathetic
>>562822454>bringing up the 2000s actually braindead and just shows you can't refute my argument. we're talking about the fucking present here moron obviously the perspective on race has changed over the last 26 years, people are becoming more racist than ever too so your just argument falls flat>BBK is a game thingdon't pretend as if you don't know what it's being referred to as you disingenuous faghttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/560399324/#q560459112https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551310058/#q551367328https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553761059/#q553802931>link is deadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544379186/#q544406757>>562823000and don't reply to yourself because you're getting your ass beat that's just sad
>>562823932 (me)meant for this tard here >>562822206 (me)
>>562823932>completely ignored the part where I said it also applies to the present and brings up random non-sequitor >links to his own falseflag posts and more imagined meanings where he obsesses over his own fetish>”random” posts that are totally who you say they are because they just are okKill yourself you rancid waste of life you will never know love and it’s entirely your fault your general is gone and never coming back deal with it Conceded on the pic though even though I don’t think there’s actually anything linking it to her/him
>>562818738>>562818515cute. best poster here!
>>562824990>I said it also applies to the present certainly didn't >links his own falseflag posts baseless imaginative schizo delusions. you're basically handing me the win on a silver platter. if you can't detect lardcake's posts at this point then im afraid you won't survive the winter.>"random" postslike I alluded to before most people here can identify lardcake's posts just by posting style or the image, you're pretending you can't because you're scared of losing face. that and the fact we've already established that you are unable to read reply chains, or maybe you're just pretending you can't? who knows! what is obvious though that I've backed you in a corner enough for you to spew out schizo accusation so it's clear who the victor here is.>I don't think there's anything linking it to him/herlardcake posted the shortened catbox link which was "s5jjl1", the actual image that was later posted has the same file name which is what happens if you download a catbox image. it's over man. just admit you've been drooling over an obese tranny this whole time.
your rouiting gets weirder by the day
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have won TWO whole matches of Nightreign and unlocked outfits. This game is really fun.
