>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>562742708
uoh elf
Second for my wife Ranni
>>562821514uoh e-ACKKK!
jee bless
yeah youtube starting anon againI decided I will focus on pve content and doing cool no damage fights like ongbalwhich bosses would get most views as a new channel or at least help me start up?
>>562821791heolster
There was an anon who was talking about wanting a souls game that takes place during the peak of civilization and then shifts over to the classic dark souls setting. I was wondering if he ever played guild wars 1 because I feel like in terms of storytelling and atmosphere he would really enjoy it.
erg is finished
>>562821791I think it would be funny if you started with really easy bosses as a joke and then grew your channel into doing the hardest bosses. Like you start your channel off with "No-hit Taurus Demon"
>>562821791Invasions and making fun of people while being summoned with epic soundclips is probably the best way to big money desu
>>562822276real money is in casual friendly pvp like chasethebro
>>562821791>>562821876no hit a solo d1 heolstor by haloslopping it to death in 20 seconds and then point down
>>562821791gank jeenine
>>562822350Remember when people did youtube for fun? Yeah me neither. Only in this nightmare world do people consider streaming video games over an actual career path.
So what games are you guys playing now? Any titles you’re looking forward to?
>>562822512Anon is probably just trying to make some side cash
>>562822573No Im depressed because NR is the only game that interests me but there's not gonna be any more content
>>562822512If you live in a shithole country with skyrocketing inflation its better to do silly internet "jobs" like botting for WoW gold than actually work.
>>562822573Damn I want a "*NEW*" tales of game. Tried playing crimson desert but just went back to nightreign with randos.
>>562822573Some indie stuff, wildly offtopic if I start gushing about them here.
>>562822573excited for duskbloods
>>562822686I know. Their's a reason everyone's doing it, it's just sad to see because the majority don't make anything from it.
>>562822389>gank jeenineKEK subbed already bro
>>562822651you should play more video games
>>562822853any recommendations?
>>562822573duskbloodsfrom recent games that will come out soon, pragmata and early summer there is phantom blade
>>562822573Was kinda excited for Pokémon champions but it seems really unwieldy. I kinda thought it would just be licensed Pokémon showdown
>>562822928no
is Ongbal a millionaire at this point?
>>562822928Dota 2
>>562822928league of legendsplay till at least mastersmight take a few years
>>562822573i'm currently playing sts2 with friends, and some across the obelisk on the side too.
>>562823224>>562823195If you want to play a compslop at least pick one with a gun in it so it translates to every other one. That said Dota > LoL in terms of gameplay but LoL >>>> Dota in terms of playerbase and viewership because its more casualized for the appeal of a broader audience.
>>562822928watch moviesbetter than any vidya
>>562822928Age of Empires 2 competitive
>>562822573The only video games I've played this year is elden ring, oldschool runescape, and lots of touhou fan games
this fucking niggerface won't get back into the circle
>>562822573touhou
>>562822573I have a good few I’m looking forward to actually but I won’t say them here since there’s too many subhumans
How hard is elden ring first person?
>>562823857send me pm
>>562823804>>562823691post your best 2hu funnies
>>562823765kek
My good friend GK said they will reveal Nightreign 2 in 2 months
>>562822573there's barely anything to look forward to this year except for like silksong dlc maybe
>>562824343Silksong was bad though
>>562824667this
>>562824343Ace combat 8 though
>>562824667the boss fights and gauntlets are frustrating for sure but I love exploring in these games and I wanna see the new areas>>562824843idc about ace combat
>>562825027Exploring was the worst part though
I decided my channel will be dedicated to ganking jeenine just downloaded obswhat P value are you supposed to choose? there is 1 till 7
>>562824843I DO care about ace combat
>>562825094search the great talal for inspiration
>>562823996Here you go brohttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/Sh_FLU2aCH8
Threadly reminder that Trish cheats his relicsIt's why he tries to deflect at seed checking and practice mods
>>562825634proof?
>>562825094lol
>>562825689He's done it on all his alts so far. Nothing wrong with cheating relics in this game.t. noncheater
>>562825634Honestly made the streak unfun, him and tinpo. Trying to diminish a personal achievement of skill and valour by duoing is really malicious
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP Wylder cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies SCHLOP SCHLOPraising a happy familee
Step 1. Gank jeenine enough time to make him go on a 1 hour rantStep 2. Gain subscribers from the jeenine gank incident (operation steal jeenines subs)Step 3. Steel and onlywaifu makes drama content video featuring (you) Step 4. Gain shitton of subs from thisStep 5. Gank Jeenine moar is there any way this setup can fail?
>>562826516Anons find you and kill you once while recording it.
>>562826516step 1 jeet 9 beats you
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP Wylder cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies SCHLOP SCHLOPraising a happy familee
>>562826625>>562826175Hello DOS I hope you're having a good day, let's do our best today
>>562826516>implyingThis isn't DS3, invaders block anyone that can beat them nowadays
>>562826853Whats this mean?
I miss terrdid he quit or I'm just unlucky to not get him?
>>562827038he quit
>>562827038Said no one ever + you perma rage quit
jeet talking in third person above
>>562826968Lolcow hates people referencing his past failings.>>562827038Quit.
>>562827038it's terrina now
>>562827138Trvke>>562826790>this obsessed kino
>>562826225who do you main?
>>562827231gender swapped irl?
gg heolstorattentively: the double balancer ranger
>>562827275Sounds about right...
>>562827156>>562826968But all I did was wish you for a good day :(
>>562827415you too lol.
>>562827389
Somebody get me through this nightmareI CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
>>562827496DOS can we see some birdjeet gameplay webms from you, since you main him?
>>562827496>weakest nightfarer
>>562827631what does this mean?
so cool doe
terr was the best executor we've had and I'm tired of pretending he's not
trve
>>562827752the best S tier we've had, even, at least mechanically
>>5628277522k hours in the labs and 10k+ hours on the souls will do that to a baglesdeshi telemarketer
Because no one played that jobber character
terr it up
>>562827389ribbit
gaming
>>562827865You somehow had a lower streak than Trish. You should stop talking about yourself terrfraud
BestWylder: Man BirdIron Eye: PracticeGuardian: ZorbanDuchess: ccRaider: DingleRecluse: SkorvanRevenant: Shiftyduck Executor: TerrScholar: NineboxUndertaker: PiqfSo have been spoken, so is encrusted as fact into the gen
>>562828292KEK
>>562828292Good bait
>>562828292all me btw
Ze ergoyim are going mad.
>ONGBAL mains executor>terr also mains executor>ONGBAL and terr never seen in same room???
It’s a good list happensobeit
out of date + bait howeverbeit
>>562828292I’m better than like 3 of those no streak frauds on like 3 of those characters
>>562828292skorvan is good was a really good bait good times
>>562828292Creasy is unironically the best Raider.
@terr Thoughts?
does freud still play?
>>562827038many are saying this
Best list (non-bait edition)Wylder: Devil KnightIroneye: Devil KnightGuardian: lolDuchess: ZdradaRaider: lolRecluse: Sludge merchantRevenant: ShiftyDuckExecutor: MarzScholar: lolUndertaker: grem
>>562828679He can’t figure out that raiders skill can cancel ED Libras madness and his ult can break ED caligos icy heart
>>562829081KEKthe previous bait list was more accurate
Can you guys talk about the fucking game for once
BestWylder: Devil KnightIron Eye: PracticeGuardian: RemanceDuchess: tinpoRaider: …CreasyRecluse: TrishRevenant: ShiftyduckExecutor: Point to sky?Scholar: SensUndertaker: grem
>>562829101That doesnt disqualify him as /erg/'s best raider.
>>562828740Thankfully, no.
venomousnemesis the goat
Bow down to newGODS for they will be all that's left after the oldfags go Hollow.
>>562829215This is their game at this point lol.
>>562829215No. More thread celebrity drama and shitflinging. More lust-provoking images and zestyposting.
>>562829840This but unironicallyFucking 'ate anon's mid af 'ebms
For me, it's various chungus.
is morgott the hardest thing to parry in the game?
>>562829840the lust-provoking images are fine
>>562830108Lust provoking images and zestyposting go hand in hand.
good morning erg!!
Bestest List: Bait EditionWylder: MushIroneye: 3 Bar DollGuardian: Saint ExtremistDuchess: ZdradaRaider: ZorbanRecluse: TrishRevenant: BrynExecutor: TerrScholar: 9BawxUndertaker: IDK
>>562830268Good morning.
>>562830331trish... Zdrada was an actual good player and a better Duchess than you'll ever be.
>>562830108But why? Just go jerk off, Dingle's Hello Harem got uploaded on sadpanda
>>562830563>dingjeetI'm not into poopdick and bad art though
>>562830563Porn addicts love sending porn to others
>>562830517Weird post. Doesn't trish show as recluse and not duchess?
I'm currently at 200 deaths to morgottwhen will this end...
>>562830943Just summon your jellyfish and be done with your humiliation ritual
>>562829946I honestly really like the webms and it's more fun and personable to know it's footage of the people I'm posting with or posted with before, compared to watching just some forprofit youtuber I care less about
>>562831151I will never summon the jellfish
>>562831184Summon him then quit out before he kills morgott. Maybe it’ll show you what a man with spine and skill looks like and inspire you
>>562830943Was he actually that hard? By the time I got to him I was very overlevelled so I unga'd him down in less than 10.
>>562830402
>>562830943Lay thy foolish ambitions to rest.
>>562831290Aurelia is a girl and she cries a lot
>>562830268I might kill her tonight now you have reminded me
>>562831703high-T post
>>562829081>Sludge >Best reclusePffffftttt
>>562830929>playing dumbNo one has typed out "Saint Extremeist" in a post before except trish, that's how I know.
>>562832060trash also got called weird a couple threads back and now he won't stop calling everyone else weird to cope
>>562831956>skorvjeet jelly melty
>>562832060We are reaching levels of threadschizo that shouldn't be possible
>>562832149its a chat bot what do you expect>>562832210weird cosplay
>>562832149He is also jobless and probably on disability, but keeps telling others to get a job or making fun of people on disability, strange. >>562832269Search the first instance of "saint extremist" on the arhcives and it will very likely be attached to a low-quality trishtinx avatarpost.
>>562832174Skorvan hasn't played here in weeks but ignoring thatDevil knight who I've never seen play a caster would be a better recluse than Sludge
>>562832393Please stop being so obsessed its creepy
Reminder Trish will say he's not a good player but if you point out any mistakes he makes he'll put you on his grudge list and use an alt account to grief your games
>>562832210My child btw
>>562832703That's literally never happenedDid practice consider tinpo when he griefed me?
>>562832703got his ass here
>>562832813>that literally never happenedI could probably find the post where you gloated about doing it you third world cunt
>>562832393That level of obscure lore only implicates you being the one who made that list to falseflag Trish.
>>562832434Not very nice
>>562832995I COUNTER GRIEFED practice, it's different, and I haven't done it again since even though I easily could because i'm over it. Go archive fag all you want loser. And do your worst, I'm already blocked by most people on the PW anyway but due to my own volition
>>562832813You said it was fine to grief sludge and all he did was point out your bad plays
>>562833146>but due to my own volitionkeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>562833052vvvgh…. I kneel….
>every single conversartion ergichokees have with trash spirals back to that one time xhe was griefed
>>562833210I dont fuck with sludge, one time I went to solo some crucibles on a won game and he threw a massive melty and called me a retard and shit, he can go fuck himself, he's an hypocrite, I'm not taking shit
>>562833146>I blocked the people that blocked meVery smart
>>562829420>Raider: …CreasyNice.>>562829101>He can’t figure out that raiders skill can cancel ED Libras madness and his ult can break ED caligos icy heartYou guys are always talking about some random cancel strats. How do you even figure this stuff out? What do you mean raider's skill can cancel ED Libra's madness? What are you even referring to by "ED Libra's madness"? Heck, I don't think I've ever played Raider against Libra on password. So you're hallucinating scenarios.Sorry I don't watch youtube walkthroughs. So the only way I would learn a cancel, is either if one of you guys performed it first, and I noticed what happened. Or, if you just outright told me what the cancels are. Because why would I just randomly ult bosses at these most bizarre times? In fact, raider's pillar is a hindrance in most cases. If I use raider's ult, that typically means I needed it to avoid death. Why would I just randomly form a big visibility blocker in the middle of the boss fight?
wait the flawless "challenge" lets you keep all your relics? how the fuck is that a challenge
uh oh brown meltybabble
>>562832995You don't even need to, he literally admits to doing it 3 posts later>>562833302 KEKAROOOO
>>562833302Proof?
>>562833273zorban's stream
the ergoyim are fighting again keep it up we are winning
It’s funny how annoyed Trish gets by saying Sludge is better than him. Even though it is a fact
>>562833519Yeah so what? What are you gonna do block me? All that's left in the PW is like the same 3 autists and the people I fw that ignore dumb thread vitriolism
>>562833146>I'm already blocked by most people on the PW anyway but due to my own volitionEven though you've begged others to unblock you on multiple occassions.
>trish and pepe>trish and sludge>trish and practice>trish and viteazu>trish and zorban>trish and cc>trish and creasythis fella sure is likeable
>>562833769I'm over doing that, I've accepted that most people here are jerks like anywhere in life but I've met a couple really cool people and it makes it all worth it
>>562833815He has been blocked by 109 ergies but it was never his fault.
>>562833862>and it makes it all worth itdoes he not realize he is literally coping? kek >>562833862>most people here are jerksvictimize urself more m8 surely you are the giga good saint we all needed
>>562833996kek
Maybe you can achieve this level of gameplay after 2000+ hours
bla bla bla bla sugg my gock
>>562834104ahhhh not the clips you are going to make him blow up even more
>>562833815>>562833996I had good reason to block Trish. I don't know about everyone else. I don't like how you're trying to bully and ostracize. Don't lump my personal matter in with everyone else.
>posts a picture with him staring at 5 bars just below the post where he 6 barspoetry
>>562833996>Misgendering a xherNot very mice of you
do we have to have the same conversation everyday at this point idk why we argue, if you're nice to me I'll be nice to you I don't bite
>anniversary soon>still no frog characterdogshit game
can't we just get along and stop engaging with attention whores and threadshitting schizos
Is this where the remaining 6 Nightreign players are located?
>>562834610The gennie will be shut down for inactivity
fake nice trannies are going in full force
>>562834590How could you make it fit into the game? There's maybe two frog incantations in Elden Ring. You could probably tie them with the mushrooms, but I can't think of anything else.
even doe threadshitting is ergaza culture
baby dogs bullying. I still have no idea where to go at the hollow.
>>562834567Do you like Bryn?
>>562835126Sure we had a lot of good runs>>562832504Also he got instantly mad when I pointed own his schizo dellusions about me making the list
I still keep seesawing between D3 and D4, but at least I've been having fun with the game again lately
>>562834723>Practice>Devil K***ht>cc>Pepe>PointToSky>sludge>ShiftyDuck>Naefy>Remance>Belan>Clumsy>Yltaire>Sens>Bryn>grem>Mellow>trish>tinpo>Creasy>Various Cheesesand morewe're like 20 people still playing on the pw, just not as often (only Practice is permaqueued)
>>562835872>ShiftyDuck>Remance>BrynNot anymore
>>562822573I'm currently sucked back into eldenslop, switching between taunters tongue sessions in ER and queueing randos in NR to peoplewatch at the chinese bugmenBefore that I tried to 100% Assassins Creed 1 (the best one) but its a shit game and some of the flags bugged out between saves and can no longer be collected without starting a new game.
>>562835586Bryn uses a seed checker though.
only 20 ergers vs thousands of dsgers im thinking we won bigly
>>562835943simply untrue, I've been in a game with all 3 at least once in the last week or so
>>562835872>mentioning this many people that baaaarely playcoping so hard. PW is just boring nowadays
>>562834891ok, maybe 1 more game today. Hopefully it won't be another disaster.
>>562835872>Various CheesesI have not seen him in a long while.
>>562836260rvc?
>>562836314rape victim creasy
>>562836208>Nah bro this queue is BUSSIN FR FR>4 runs in a row with the same dude that never posts except to seethe at trish
>>562836464>t.rish
The current password is way too plagued with shitters and dramafags and other retarded "people" to be an appealing option.Proposed solution - a brand new password, never before used by anyone, where we can rebuild from scratch.Like maybe nrg, or something? Thoughts?
>>562836302I just played with him yesterday and some change.He's in my result history 4 times. 3 out of those 4 games were losses. But I can't be mad at an undertaker main trying their best
Sneedger leftelnid leftfreud leftsneeglius leftmonkeylord leftaugust leftabundy leftfountainstand leftgoon goon lefttrish stayedmonica leftweeem leftaidente toast lefttierlists poster leftmellow leftzombii leftsludge merchant leftasriel leftsens leftfae leftnyeko knyaight leftpepe leftjeppe leftalice margatroid leftnanashi leftlord autisio leftyellowjello leftgooner maximus leftukonzaemon leftterr left (for realsies)spirit leftim wyldin out leftvarious cheeses leftgodefroy lord lefthy leftsolarion leftmush leftyys leftseraphicradiance leftg_dog leftnezuk lefttide leftphilip leftdevil knight leftgallow ghost leftsurottoru leftdogshit zorban leftzane leftdingle leftveganopromedio leftzdradaenjoyer leftmari leftquintoneus leftShifty's masculinity leftblaze leftender leftpigley leftshigurenomiya leftzaborg leftgusworld leftbeans leftcry leftmanta leftdoug leftordealis left100% prune juice leftquote leftmarika's tits leftroll spammer leftdao lefttranimelover2004 leftrevenantismywife leftoie lefthammy leftsalamander leftmame khan leftbarduk leftnyagger leftdeyn0d leftmiquellafaithful leftthe sote dlc team left556147157 leftIt's nyover...
>>562836795Whatever works for you, no one here uses the pass anyway.
>>562836795At first I thought it was retarded but the faggots that came up with "niggerg" were right
>>562836896niggerg was great for the whole 2 days it lasted
>rebuilt it from scratchit's a password nigga they will just change it to the new one lmao ffs
dlc when?
>>562836873The fact that you remember nicknames of random assholes you played this 4/10 shitgame with......... lolTouch sex
Damn, would have played this without the repeated evasions
>>562836795>Proposed solution - a brand new password, never before used by anyone, where we can rebuild from scratchdid you write this with AI or something,
>>562834590>>562834815There is though and his name is Scholar
Changed dormant power from fist to straight sword>Every single store has star fists>Get veteran prosthesis and claws with the cool charge r2 passives, even some blue fists with charge attack passives>Get only damage negation on charge attacks>People drop me fistsWhat the fuck is this
>>562838441No, pure unfiltered human retardation, which will inevitably be scraped and circle back into epic bazingas from GoyGPT
>>562838684Doesn't Veteran's Prosthesis suck for charge attacks unless you're only 1-handing anyway
>>562839029It's still pretty fast, I don't dislike it
>>562839279I wish I was Blaidd irl
>>562839029no, two handing it does more damage and you can further take advantage of buff atk up with 2 armaments and faster succ proc1 hand has higher stance damage
ggposting
i like being namedropped out of nowhere
>>562839689me too, cc
>>562834827kek ergaza is a good one I'll be using that from now on
namedrop me
>>562839537>I missed Salvare on the listsorry lil bro
>>562839819ok aschev
>>562829420>Executor: Point to sky?I barely play executor, my guy. I don't even use the deflect.
Best Executor was always Terr lol.
>>562840191why would you pick him, then?
>>562839868its fine I'm pretty forgettable anyways
Did they fix the successive attacks bug yet
>>562840191There was a guy avatarfagging with goku in dsg before it died and he would play in their fcs. I hope he's doing okay.
>>562828679The best Raider is actually ZorbanIt's not even close too
>>562839372>>562839320Right, it was only the stance damage. Still weirds me out how much less stance damage 2H charge attacks do for that moveset
>>562840792what bug?
it was something
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!I was about to pull my hair out. I almost ruined the whole fight.Also, the game only gave me 150 points for that win? What the hell? I never heard of such a thing. You can win and still get penalized?
LOLjust beat that donkey morgotttook 400 tries0 Summons
>>562841089it was d4 run that why
>>562840535Idk I like variety.I tend to bring him to balancers, since sacking phys. resist is OP for that fight. Caligo relic gives phys. resist, and the frostbite works well with executor's arc scaling.
>>562840975>girly daughter Yup that's futa revenant's child alright
>>562833349I'm still waiting for Zorban to do the ironman challenge he talked about a while ago which is just flawless but on a new save file, make a new save if you losePlaying with your usual relics makes you way too strong especially if you've been playing for thousands of hours.
>>562836314Rvc is the name of the most popular nightreign streamer on bilibli, chinese youtube. A lot of china randoms have something like "learn from rvc" in their name while they 7 bar with their cheated relics
>>562822573I've almost finished up with Astlibra, not sure what I'll play next, perhaps Okami
>>562841176Oh. I forgot about that. I didn't realize.I don't know what came over me. First, I thought I could get some damage in when Animus first appeared. But all I ended up doing was a big chunk of damage to the moth, and make the moth aggro on me. Which then made it hard to fight the crawler.Then, I us my skill on the crawler, realizing too late that the moth is behind me, accidentally killing the moth first.then later I get hit by the moth's basic beam attack, which I can usually dodge just fine. But this time I just fuck up the dodge and die.What a disaster.
>>562841534Look I'm not even that racist but I do genuinely believe the Chinese can't be described as human
>>562835943I'm still here
>>562841534Oh, I thought it was a Ranting for vengeance meme I missed out on.
>>562840858If you have multiple successive attack boosts the requirement stacks and you have to do an impossible number of attacks to get the effect
>>562840792Nope it's still bugged>>562840858Defensive/regen successive effects are bugged if you have more than 1 effect on your characterSuccessive negation requires 6 light attacks to trigger or 3 charged attacks. This goes up to 7 light and 4 charged with a second successive effect having a third makes it hard to proc and 4 effects is almost impossible to activate successive.Thing of the activation like an invisible status bar, your attacks fill the bar and when its full you get your successive effect. Multiple successive effects lower how much you fill the bar which is why it's almost impossble to fill the bar when you have 4 effects unless you use something like a charged Raider punch with his deep relic which instantly fills the Successive bar.Successive hp/fp regen also factors into this.Offensive successive like Glass Necklace and the talismans are not bugged and work properly.
>>562841089>caring about points at this point
>>562841639eh it was fine overall, worse stuffs could happen
>>562841534Is he some dogshit player that people only watch to laugh at like Zorban? Maybe that explains why his fanboys are also so dogshit.
>>562841679Yeah they're a plague. It's funny watching Zorban be casually racist every time he gets a chinese cheater and twitch normies in his chat join in with it
>>562842074>>562842068I NEVER get more than 1 successive attack buff. I know some of them don't contribute to the bug, but it's hard to remember which ones.
>>562839689I don't.
>>562842074>the talismans are not buggedIIRC winged sword insignia IS bugged while millicent prosthesis is notdon't ask me why, from's spaghetti code probably
Why is Augur so uncommon, I love that fight, specially ED
>>562842569Probably because most people don't like the ED version.
>>562842569Balancer/Dreglord are outdated they've been nerfed down to the same as regular nightlords but the rest is accurate
>>562841221>girly daughteras opposed to?
>>562839372proc
>>562842925Tomboy fitness daughter (raider's child)
>>562843335based proc poster
>>562842074>>562843335
what does proc even stand for? procreating?
>>562843787programmed random occurrence
>>562838247Pretty good for Guardian.
>>562844019>random occurrence>looks inside>no randomness
i want to procreate with trish
>>562844320that guy is a biological male so you best be ready to get knocked up
>>562844320Men can't get pregnant moron
>>562845081>>562846283Cowards you need to keep trying
>>562846585You have to die
>>562847438Choking on this anon's cock until I die!
>>562836873Chuds are gone but Schlopper is still here sometimes.All is good in the world.
>>562844402Why are you posting wips are you retarded
1/3
>>562842731>Balancer/Dreglord are outdated they've been nerfed down to the same as regular nightlordsIt sure doesn't feel like it, I get Dreglord daily
>Whack ass chinese Ironeye starts spamming "you're beautiful", looking under my character's skirt and worshipping her ass in between night bosses spawningIs this what being a woman is like, shit sucks
https://x.com/fnFFoUtQ4y35440/status/2041094400915444214
>>562850914My stupid chud homunculus daughter
>>562850481Yeah, and I think five out of my last six games have been Balancers
>>562851051>"Jap twitter isn't reddit soifacing and solved shi-ACKKK!"
>>562850914perhaps I was too harsh on the chinamen......
damn sorry that last 3 deaths were on me. got tickled blindside 3 times in a row by the goat.
>>562850914>worshipping her assWeird excessive details which make me think wishful thinking on your part, how would you even know that? And no, it's what being a man with AGP in a video game is like. >>562851067Women can't be chuds.
I should really just bring slop duchess against Libra. I don't care if the fight lasts 1 minute because of it. I'm just not good enough to win a 30min with zero dps.
Ahhhhhh, that's the life
>>562851950>>562852451*kisses you on the forehead* There there...
>>562852451There are many ways to deal damage at range that won't take 30 minutes wtf
>>562852203Women can be chuds
>>562852620please don't pump to this I trust you ergies
>>562835872this is pure copium. all my matches are just some combination of creasy/trish/tinpo/practice
>>562851051this shit is actually annoying though because he fucking swivels towards you like a ds2 enemy
>>562852639you don't understand, it's literally impossible to deal good damage against libra without slopI don't get why people don't just bring magic+12 recluse, needs no fancy relics and worst case you'll kill condemned in a few pebbles - your damage against Libra will suck but if there's no condemned then who cares
ggpost
>>562854276actually magic+12 isn't as good as affinity+6 so you can use seals or sorceries+6 for magma shot
>>562839279>burst down radahn with an overleveled build>What a sick way of fighting eh
I wish duchess started with a staff so you could stack carian sword sorcs while starting with carian GS
>>562852913pumping
>>562854276Because the same build would be better on duchess so you don't get that recluse condemned that casts the blackhole that blocks all your magic. Also being able to restage dodge the floor sigils, the madness buildup and the walls.
>>562853648Except I've been playing only a couple runs daily
>>562854692
>>562853648probably cc wrote that list to cope with the fact she only has practice left to play with
>>562852203>Weird excessive details which make me think wishful thinking on your part,Are you fucking retarded, what else am I going to call him going behind my character's back and doing the pray emote, get the fuck outta here with your troon pseudo science
I like cc
>>562855172god forbid a man likes to joke around and have fun
>>562855338girls just wanna have fun
>>562854887>she
>>562836464>Did I mention practicnx hates me I mean trish??? LOL!1!!!!
>>562854456Affinity recluse is ass, she does way less damage than magic 12 even if the math checks out
>>562856401What? I don't get it
>>562856401trxsh has already moved on to hating on cc now
>>562856615slut civil war.......
>>562856401It's true tho his only post ever was to hate on me, kinda kino. He will NEVER say gg to you whore
only d4 and I managed to 2 bars, this victory feels so empty
>>562856773what do you mean his only post?he posted a cool relic he got 2 threads ago
What's erg's consensus on ER film being most likely set in post-shattering era?
>>562856615Hate is a strong wordIt amuses me how obsessed some people here are
>>562856904>ER film
>>562856904>A24slop
>>562856401got his ass here ngl
>>562856904ask /tv/
>>562856886Ok, 2 posts, you got me there
What Depth to I have to be to stop dragging people down to D4? I'm doing the flawless challenge, but I will lose my mind if I have to play with laggy Chinamen back to back.
>>562856904I'm not gonna give you opinions to parrot to your girlfriend later we're both laughing at you
>>562857074>>562856401>Same phrase to agree with your own post everytimeLeast obvious samefag
>>562857241sent him flying and all that yada yada yada
>someone doesn't sign every post with their name and an avatar? impossible!
>>562857241You seem upset
my jaw is gaping and my ass is sire-Trish
>>562857379>>562857382Like clockwork
>>562857138Is it hard so far? Tempted to try but seems like it'd just be boringAlso nyame?
>>562857554Playing with excessive latency and with people that either don't cooperate or just stand there like a soulless husk after a match is pretty boring, yeah. >nyameAnonymous
Streaks don't count with randos they're better than erg
>>562857554terr
>>562857554>Also nyame?everett
>>562857554Carlos Alfonso Pestana
terrjeeta*
>>562857941my cute randoms, 4 out of 5 times they just stand around after starting camp waiting for directions, they always follow so eagerly and if i stop pinging they both start to scatter like scaredy critters
>>562827752>>562827865>>562828292>>562828991>>562830331>>562833273Don’t talk about yourself in third person freak
>>562831703deranged joo post >>562826476good quality post
>>562834610The dsgtroon lives for this kind of thing sadly
>>562834590that was never going to happen what a weird thing to ask for
even doe we merged
>>562841679Based chinamen awakening anon’s common sense.
>mass reply fag woke upThere goes our comfy thread
>>562841221That’s not a thing you weirdo faggot
gawdlike poster left...
>>562858632Another classic curbstomp. Well done.
xhe shouldn't have quoted me doe I was replying to a different guy
>>562858632>>562858637>>562858803>>562858997>>562859029>>562859187You didn't answer my question from beforeWhy do you do this? Why do you go on a mass reply streak for posts that are hours old? Can't you just....regularly check the thread?
>>562859798recursive nature of the bot to farm engagement.
>>562858205Why do I always hear from people randoms suck? Maybe it's my 9999 randoms that are like fucking machines, always with optimal builds
only smee can save the ergoyim from themselves
>>562844320me too i love her succulent caramel bottom…
>>562837786he will never know love or sex. just the smell of his shitting street. divine punishment from Vishnu.
even doe that was 'zuk that saved the ergies from dsjee
>>562860094let it crumble the dsg takeover has started
>>562856904the film is going to be bad dude. the minutiae doesn’t matter at this point. if you can’t see that you’re in a for a rude awakening.
>>562836873Good. Hopefully they’re all burning in bell and hopefully you’ll join them shortly.
>>562835790is that a selfie of you? you look very handsome and white :)
>>562835964>but it’s a shit gameTrue. Kind of sad how many older games haven’t held up to time at this point.
@grok how do you burn in bell?
>>562859934There's good randomqueue days, there's bad randomqueue days, and then there's coincidentally queueing during peak brazilian hours when they have their siesta o algo and you get disconnects or just straight up crashed games due to latency
>>562832393it’s not so strange. we have another posters here who habitually project everything they are and like onto other people. seems like it’s learned behavior if anything.
>>562835872most of those don’t play anymore what a weird cope post to make
>>562860753ggs a run to remember and a dog fight to forget
>>562860760False, all the americans are stuck in D1, D5 is just bugmen
>>562859798There's no getting through to these schizos honestly. I've tried.
>>562860558Aside from the usual ubislop peculiarities and the AC1-specific anti-piracy measure issue that leads to random crashes, I'd say it actually holds up very well in story and gameplay both. The basic mechanics were strong enough to keep me pulled in, I love old AC game parkour so much.Seeing where the series ended up gave me 666x psychic damage and I can't even touch Ezio games anymore, fuuuuck
>>562860760uoh my erg husbands...
>>562859934I guess to be fair I am perma stuck on D2-3
Will people be annoyed if o drag you into D4 games or do you care? I realize now I shouldn’t have deranked ton my main profile lmao
>>562861291I only do regular expeditions, nothing good awaits me in randumbs DoN because I'm also a randumb and it would mean I'd have to only pick rev cuz she's the only one I have a good set of DoN relics for
>>562861550most people here are ranked 9999 already, it's fine if you queue erg being D4
I wanna make a faith character but using incantations from a bunch of different schools feels weird from a rp standpoint, any cures for this 'tism?
>>562861708I’m 9999 but I deranked to d3 so I could practice dreglord in depths
>>562861890Recluse does it while also dabbling on Sorceries.Be more like Recluse
>>562861890Nice
>>562859934I had 4 games inna row with randos last week who quit out after a bit of a struggle with the first invader camp mainly cause by them aggroing everything and barring. It’s like level 1/2 gaols all over again. D5 randos are both serial dodgers and fragile children
>>562861550>>562861896I think every prestige rank above D5 counts as its own tier for matchmaking purposes, which means you're the one that will get dragged into D5 games due to the averaging system
>>562861890Most of the incants you have to scavenge for around various dogshit parts of the map on your quest to the erdtree, survival means dabbling in some heresy every once in a while mkay? Ask the turtle pope about it
>>562862159Maybe but I’ve been dragged down to D4 games before so I’m just seeing if it’ll annoy everyone or whether they care
>>562827496me as fuck loll
>>562859934It really depends on the day, I think most of the shitters play on weekends, I tried a run earlier and I had like 3 people dodging Adel until we got Balancers, it was like opposite day
>>562862493I'm sorry you have some autistic fixation on the deadweight furry character lol
>>562827909KEK truth nuke
>>562827674>>562826625>>562826175>>562827156>>562827886don’t trigger him please he’s already antsy
>>562863124You tell em bronybro!
>>562863061How old are those posts he seems desperate.
>>562834127i will
>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE AND ROLL YOUR WEEKEND AWAY AT THE RELIC GACHA
>>562863429 (me)meant for >>562863061
>>562834127>post-defeat concession theatre
>016terr is always here doebeit I.e. it’s never comfy
>>562860094>>562860218>>562860248>>562860578Don’t talk about yourself in third person faggot maggot freak
>>562823925this is not your groomcord we don’t have those here
>>562828212>>562858179got his faggot ass nicely done
I like terr
>>562863124>>562864331>>562864598>threadly terrjeet mass reply meltyCinema
>>562828212But I thought duo streaks or using balancers duchess don't count?
its mostly caligo in nightreign gg
>>562864792Did I specifically say that?
>>562864917I still don't know the logic of those fucking spikes the vanilla version does
>>562840797Just when I thought that shithole couldn’t get anymore brown. Thanks for sharing kek.
>>562864775 (me) meant for >>562859798
>>562865021If you mean the floor aoe spikes I just think of it as a "step on this blue lego to get rolled" really sucks if you're playing with randoms and they 3 bar inside it and in the one opportunity you get to res them when its about to fly, they're inside that blue lego and are too lazy to crawl out.
Where’s Trish? I really like and miss her.
>>562826225There's nothing wrong with duo'ing. How does that diminish anything?If you really want a pure and honest streak just play randos only with an honest character like wylder
>>562822573I have a few but I’m in the same boat as >>562823857. /dsg/ being here just makes it too great a risk.
>>562865536>>562865452you’re going to anger WOS/TOS be careful with that kind of talk please
>>562865536we scared her away with our desperation
>>562865452Yes but they spawn at random it seems, I though they were an aftermath of the breath attacks but sometimes they just spawn below you and trigger all the "taking damage causes X build up" and usually one shots you
>>562866120some are random and some go after you like Adel lightning or rot geysersthey have a tell in the form of a snowflake/sparkle column but they're hard to see
>>562865413Can you please just answer the question? I'm genuinely curious
>>562823049Kek yeah. I was wary of it from the start. Then the really overly complicated bs about rentals and mtx/battlepasses/multiple currencies came out and I decided I'll never be touching it. It's basically just for modern pokecattle to have a place to use their pokemon home mons>>562822573I'm almost done getting the Completionist+ achievement in Balatro desu
>>562841679Based on travel vlogs I've seen I disagree. Chinese people are so cool!
>>562866416creepy...
>>562866416is there any reason why you like this tranny incest pedo anime so much or am i safe to assume you like it because it matches your fetishes
>>562826790>Saar, I ask you to stop pooing in the loo, bloody.
>>562865452>>562866120>>562866402Especially funny when someone has death buildup on hit.>>562866486Its just like that with every society, people who go outside are generally better people than losers who stay at home playing videogames all day. But also the Chinese are exceptionally bad, they cheat like no one else and are not afraid to admit it and are even proud of it. They as a whole ruined PUBG at the height of its popularity.
>>562826790Don’t post selfies here you weird faggot
>feel like carrying D0 newbies with beast claw rev>great hollow balancers run, they refuse to follow my pings and keep dying to gravity>underwhelming as fuck damage, lvl 12 night 2 and both randos are 3bar'd before balancers phase 2>we wipe the moment I don't have my ult up anymoreman I severely underestimated the impact of night invaders buff
>>562865536no clue but hopefully she returns soon. to say she’s the life of the party would be a massive understatement.
a thread like a song twisted with its own hooks and leitmotifs….ever dancing spinning on repeat
>>562867124Don’t forget they literally advertise free cheating in their cafes and shit. It’s very fitting when you know just how many other things they regularly cheat on.
>>562867496>>562865536That guy is here every day and he will be back tomorrow, do you really think we can get rid of him that easily?
hi guys name's terr, sup ?
even doe im terr
>>562867063QRD
>>562867319This is why you need to master the art of zdps.
>>562867319You need to learn to ignore them. I had an iron eye in D1 earlier who couldn’t figure out how to get out of the mines for 5 minutes then quit
>>562868158prove it foremost lest or i shall cry terribly, dear
terr is now spreading itself through mitosis what do we do at this point the erg containment station will fall
>lest or i shallbooger eating sissy
One slash three
>>562868712That’s not an art that’s just being a shitter
nothing wrong with eating boogers
nothing with eating bulgarians
No one queuing?
im eating ergieyogurt mmm so yummy ergi in my tummi
>>562869573That's what they all say until they get in the long haul.
OK time to take slop duchess and carry.
where is levi?
ergbump
its getting kinda yurmy in here
You guys should go through endurance tests more often.
That sounds boring
what is an endurance test?
>>562871229Extending a fight by battling a boss with shit gear.
>>562870714xhe was vibe checked
>>562871417that sounds like a psyop to keep us busy fighting a boss and not being able to post in the thread
Queued desu
levi it upyemmy slurm it down
>>562870714Recalled by Mossad.
>>562871537that's a big loss for us listen to what I'm saying
>>562871763Why?
>>562871921truth
>>562872040Watching football and queuing is fine
>>562872214Real Madrid x Bayern Munchen?
>>562872214>>562871763No
>>562872214uoh
>>562872276Arseanal vs Supporting CP>>562872286Yes
>>562872276I'm munchen on ma drid
>>562872507Stop
>>562872842Nyo…..Nyo. Nyo
>>562873137me on the right
wtf I would never eat a booger that's so gross use a tissue anon
180wpm here i can alt tab and post on the thread mid combo
>>562873238show bobs and vagene
>>562871417this, I still want to team up with two likemindeds and take on Rykard with only regular melee weapons excluding the oversized categories, I would have a lot of fun with several attempts of that but when I think of asking a friend it feels like I am coercing them into a torture session of cruel and unusual nature
hey guys haven't been here in a whilehave you sent you know who flying yet? the freakish one
even doe boogers are an integral part of dsg cuisine
>>562872214>>562872276>>562872507Control yourselves this isn’t a Latinx pub
4shits fag
>>562873137I am going to punch you in the face
>>562873557holy shit
>>562821471>tried dreglord for the first time today>got him down to quarter health>everything fell apart right after
>>562871763I look like this right now but it's with towels, although of equivalent smugness
>>562865391No need to be rude. And goku is cool. Who doesn't like goku?
>>562874462depressed people can't find joy in anything unless its edgy fucked up moral degeneration or porn
>>562874462I think goku is cool because his show teaches loving and respecting your wife
>>562874462>Who doesn't like goku?
>>562874462you're talking to the terr obsessed schizo. that mfer hates anything related to dsg. a dsg poster could create the cure for cancer and this schizo would still find a way to talk shit
dsg is already curing the ergoyim cancer
>>562875412oh erg is cured? name 10 fcs
Does anyone know where I can find the stats of upgraded weapon/shields? I just noticed guardian's starting shield when upgraded to purple has higher guard boost than all already purple shields. I wonder what other weapons/shields also start out shitty when it's white/blue but stronger than most purple when fully upgraded
>>562875732Dere's a spreadsheet me tink but mi forgot eet bombaclat
>>562874654I'm depressed and I find joy in horseys and pine trees
>>562875732I know the misbegotten bow has really high dps at purple and only drops as a grey. There's probably stuff like that all over the game.
>>562875217>post makes no mention of terrTelling on yourself thread shitter.
Incoming melty in 3, 2...
nig rain is so hard sisters
>>562874462There is a need to be rude. That place was awful. Goku love on this website means brown, and that’s worth pointing out. It’s simple math.
gg practice melty because I wanted to clear gladius invasion before an invader forge townembarrasing nightlord performance today, damn...
>>562875827kys a ‘maican would stab rob and rape you in a heartbeat >>562876801he can’t help but reveal himself no matter how hard he tries kek
I haven’t played normal balancers in forever. Forgot how to block the sky rain desu
>>562876801>>562877282least obvious terrtroon falseflag just end your life maggot no one likes you
Red furry kino is on the table UwU
>>562877749>terrtroon meltdown self narration dilation has begunCinematography
>>562877501>>562877278New revvies to groom uohhh
>>562878153Kill yourself.
>>562877749>>562877885Lovely curry-scented third person self mass reply spam from our resident indian schizo terrjeeta
>>562877885>self narrated terrjeet schizo meltdowncinema indeed
>>562877760faggy
>>562850481>>562851303Are you guys console players? I've heard this from other console players but it's very much changed on pc. I get balancers maybe 1 or 2 times out of 20 games
>>562878259>repeats back what I saidYup, it’s The Raped. Kino.
The Chino and The Ludo
>>562878241stop talking to and describing yourself weirdo
>>562878461point that finger back at yourself tard
I wanna play rot raider. Tonight’s the night
>>562878921 (Me)Oops I'm a little on the brown side haha this was meant for >>562878461
>I'm a little on the brown
>>562879442Stop posting haram porn retard
>>562879569
>>562873137>>562866410>>562862006>>562879442Built for taking giant futa doll cock
>>562879569ergisraeli post to make ergaza look bad
>>562879886giwtwm
Im gonna steal this print and make a poster of it illegally
>>562879085I swear that rot relic is bugged.I tried it + dormant fists and couldn't rot anything.
>>562879094 (me)Oops actually meant for this retard here >>562878943 (me)
>>562879442Don't post my wife in this shithole, you absolute faggot.
>>562880023its just the game's png on a black background not a big deal
>>562878921>>562878259>>562877749Your general is gone. Get over it.
Why does dreglord have the power of rot? Doesn't really make sense lore-wise if you think about it!
>>562880092Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>562880196Because it's an amalgamate of a bunch of rotting corpses slain by the night o algo and they couldn't think of anything else to pair rot with.
>>562880147................waow.............
>>562880196That's because he doesn't. He's not actually using Scarlet Rot just decay enhanced by the Night. From didn't want to create a new status effect and Rot fits the job.
>>562880092It gives you 25 rot build up.This is less rot build up than rot grease and every rot weapon in the game
>>562880092replacing your weapon buffs when you get hit is a direct debuff. this shits ass.
>>562880151the idea was a nice find regardless, and it's a solid basis to recreate it more effortlessly
Smoke in the airBodies still burningLandscape charredA dead generalFar past its primeIts people scattered like ashes in the windwith soot in their lungsForeverThey are Unforgiven
So... STR/DEX is simply inferior to pure STR? Fully? Nil advantadges? Zero? Zilch? Nada?
>>562880886It's better to specialize.
shattered
>>562880108>>562880156>terrjeet buck broken so hard xhe replies twice out of sheer anger theater
>>562880886Yes!! Exactly. I'm glad you're beginning to understand basic souls mechanics now.
MajulaHomeMy wifeSunset handholding
>>562880970Concerning...>>562881068That wasn't true in Bloodborne and DS3.
>>562881017 (me)Oopsie I’m from the third world meant for >>562878943 >>562879094
>>562881175Kek
>>562880824fields like that grow gorgeous flowers especially when there's less watchers to trample them
>>562879569this we need some bee double you see so it can be halal
>>562881109You are such a detestable little creature
>>562881340Shut up.
340 - reterrd
>>562880886When you start to giga overlevel and max your stats, you hit diminishing returns with str hitting it earliest since you can two-hand your weapon
>>562881656How she holds my cawk
>Doesn't really make sense lore-wise
Almost forgot to grab these from ghost butler
I don't feel like spending all day in front of a screen playing video games anymore.
>>562881257>continued thread shit-terr falseflag meltdown love to see it
>>562881823See you 2 morrow
>>562880151>it's just jpegsThose are obviously hand painted retard
>>562881823make it more about the people you play with and about making connections instead of just about making the pixels on the screen say "you win!"
>>562882535the people in here sucks so that's not a good advice....... #facts
>>562882535Excellent advice unless you mean erg
new PB, lost to my team dcing which made everyone DC
Lowkey a little bit gay for Blaidd
>>562882927Is this trishtinx? You should stop posting if that's the case.
>>562882927Who cares duofag
>>562883081make me sissy
>>562882927Keep playing. I got a pretty damning d/c, completely on my end, and it kept my streak even though when I returned, I saw a point loss
>>562882884>>562882845hmm, I thought about it and my conclusion is that you're wrong
No ggs makes this a very thread. A very sad thread indeed
>>562883221You kill yourself NOW, you irredeemable zesty bioweapon.
1/3 desu
>>562881938 (me)My mistake meant to address this to >>562881340
>>562882927There is no way you played 72 games since the time practice trolled you, I think I only got like 10 in...
I’ll queue for 30 more mins but it seems kinda dead
>>562884628we all on base elden ring
Convince me to play with /erg/
>>562884707I completed that last week
>>562884781play with yourself
fc
>>562884881
Am I jobbing or am I throwing?
>>562884781I’m bored waiting
>>562884954ummm....
>>562884881>>562884991I dont like where this is going
>>562885089bro she got bleached
>>562885223
>>562885223cute
>>562885241Wylder fucked the melanin out of her
>>562885089That is not recluse ewww
I just saw the bluepoint version of sotc. What a shitty studio
queued
>executor remembrance doesn't end with a relic with starting seppuku
>>562885615Futa rev*
>>562885842You’re blocked, why queue
god i fucking hate elden beast. fucking faggots
>>562886048but i just got a game
>>562886067She’s okYou can run the gold beans to the left on horse
>>562885842Is murder drones worth a watch if I kinda hate millenial/zillenial writing
fc?
>>562880886Quality will deal more damage than Heavy or Keen as long as you softcap both stats.Also some Quality sombers like Dragon Halberd and Bloodhound Fang have extremely high AR if you softcap both stats, even above quality infused weapons.I tried a build like this on a level 200 character, and Bloodhound Fang has over 1000AR.
terr vs terrina who would win?
>>562886791I'll queue for fun while also playing on console but I don't expect it to happen today
>>562886791If we can do tomorrow that'd be great, I'm too busy dying and shitting myself irl rn
>>562887227hope you feel better anon and remember to stay hydrated after bad business of that sort
>>562885748At least they didn’t make him black. There wasn’t much for them to screw up but it’s better than DS>>562887072>water vs ice who wins
>>562886583Just save your time and watch TADC which is better in every way
>>562886583it's fun and doesnt take itself too seriously
>>562886583>he thinks the avatarfags here actually engage with the media they post from
>>562825508That was so good…. More???
>>562833273weird dsgtroon post
stop replying to 10 hours old post fag
he dreamt about you, Adam
I am SOOOO hyped for duskbloods>queue up EPIC duskbloods pvepvp game>duskbloods gen squad vs jeenine squad vs ongbal squad>ongbal doing his no damage boss clear >jeenine ganks and goes for pvp montage against ongbal>duskbloods gen steals the boss kill and the loot holy KEKAROOO
>>562887562only trish
>>562887454I'm already up to speed on TADC, its also millenially-grating but in more of a trainwreck way, so I cannot look away. Has its moments, too.>>562887562I know for sure we have multiple /co/mosomally challenged individuals here aside from me
sneedger was never hated here this much even with all the day 1 cheating stuffwhy is trish hated 10000 times more than sneed?
>>562887862you forgot the lag and low fps
YOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRFR
>>562888027because idc what you say about me so it makes schizos seethe
>>562822573slay the spire 2 after playing tons of 1 since September
>>562835586>>562840975>>562844402>>562850914>>562862006>>562871763>>562872214>>562872507>>562873137>>562880297These girls are so lucky to have Wylder as their guardian and father of their children… wow… I think everyone can agree with this….
>>562888141Queen
>>562888073yeah it feels really fun when both combatants die at the same time, I always catch myself smiling wide eyed about it
>>562885960Doesn’t exist
>>562887862It won't have Chink hackers, so it's already a better experience than any other Souls by default.
>>562206580Nightreign is an Elden Ring though...
>>562888212Nope they're built for being impregnated by revenant's giant futa cock actually
>>562822573I still play
duskbluds massive downscale for shitch hardware>it's just souls with more halflight bosses
>duskchads already making elden sissies maldoh nonono!!!
>>562888237>>562888073fake sincerity vs fake sincerity
>>562888451Based
>>562888212Wylder's seed is made for Ironeye!~
>>562888212answer honestly, have you even played nightreign? how many hours do you have?
>>562888141Tell em.We stand by your side sis!
Terrible boss but at least you can stack fire res pretty well with the crying mask, dress, and ring
>Duskbloods will release before the Elden Ring Switch portJust let that sink in.
>>562881175That's because those games > Elden bloat
>>562887945I mean you’re right but I really avoid that board like the plague usually
>>562888575it's not fake and it's genuinely still really fun for me but I guess I can understand that you'd be inclined to doubt that if you yourself can't really see it from my perspective, there's no other game I get so engrossed in that I scream and gasp as much as I do when almost getting hit in these games, it's a very enjoyable and thrilling experience and my enjoyment is not insincere because I can't even contain it and then I feel embarrassed over screaming in fear at a boss's attacks, but in the end it's a very fulfilling kind of thrill that is safe and contained to the comfort of the home unlike driving cars fast
>>562888752>>562888226You're beautiful
bro is yappin
>>562888073Did they really just kill each other with their sheer gayness/blackness???Holy shit…
>>562888073>zooms out>everyone standing there watching
>>562888775Any source for this?
I forgot that in DS2 this adds on weight % so you can still make a build where you medium roll with it, I think.
Duskbloods will flop because nintendo fans are all dad gamers that like "comfy" games and 40 year old women that play animal crossing 1 hour a week.Also why the fuck does Miyazaki not want to give a Victorian themed game on PC. What the fuck is his problem?
>>562888073this so much this
>>562888997I liked that detail too it looked like a fun time!
>>562887862said no one ever
>>562857442@grok how do you turn your ass sire
>>562889149you're bitter and out of touch, it's going to be huge in japan domestically since they all already own switches by birthright
>>562888935kys mushpest
>>562863853>weekend
>>562889280Projecting
>>562889160the sensation of being chased by everyone like that must have felt really funny
>>562887072Devil rapes both
>>562879442I breed girls who look like this btw
>>562889403I don't understand what you think I am projecting, bitterness? I think that's not really so accurate to what I am saying though since my response was one more of optimism
>>562880023Wow you’re such an epic gamer rebel dude so hecking cool
I am never playing rotbow again. Holy shit I can see why dingle went down so much. Utterly horrible experience
>>562881823Too bad. That’s what you chose so now you’re stuck with it. Shut up and deal.
>>562889723Based
>>562889630>you're bitter and out of touch,
>>562889656I dunno about all that I just want cool art on my wall and I like the flowers of the game! they're a nice variety and lovingly designed each compared to a lot of other fantasy game flora that feels more tacky to me
>>562889280we will have to enjoy their clips from twitter and cope, grim times ahead
>>562887562>jjkucksenback you go
>>562889993not me, I'm going to be playing it!
>>562887797>>562887570>>562888212Keep making posts like this they’re making the right people very upset
Naked metal man is actually not that bad in NG+"Provides to the user: 100 physical defense, 200 to all elemental defenses, 200 to all status resistances, 100 poise, a 40% damage reduction and -10% movement speed."I'll get the Northwarder set and VITMAX with Lingering Dragoncrest +2 to become a midrolling dagger guy. Probably not as good as becoming a havelmage, but this pyromancy rarely gets any usage from me otherwise.
>>562889219just lose your streak despite duo queueing like a sissy
>>562889962I still don't really get how that can describe my original post since I still feel that the tone of it was the opposite of those descriptors, can you elaborate on how you're viewing it?
>>562889448Ofcourse deviljeet would want to rape terrjeet. He is a pakistani immigrant after all and they hate indians.
>>562890150instead of replying to yourself, could you answer my question here >>562888736 ?
Proof?
>>562890653His rampant hate for indians, fragile ego, and the constant need to shit all over any player who gets mentioned. Highly brown coded behavior.
Iran
>>562891091… Are we talking about terr or devil?
>>562890496>entertain my melty pleaseNo
>>562891359same
Pakistan persuaded everyone into obeying a ceasefire, what did Jeetindians do?
my gf is being a dumb bitch backseat gamer
keep your brown rivalries to yourself please
again we tap the TACO sign
ok rakuhmalesh
What Elden Ring ending would Trump choose?
hello I would like to become the next ongbalI will upload my no damage malenia run soonpls watch
>>562891496it's just a simple question have you played nightreign?
Bare fist only RL1 NG+7 Elden Beast no-hit
>>562891678you need to throatfuck her a little, she can't backseat you with your dick in her mouth
>>562892098I sure haveMy turnWhat part of the third world do you hail from
>>562892249It’s hard to throat fuck a figment of his imagination
>>562892223nah just give me the electric chair instead please
I have my husbands blanket and I have tea and Im hugging my doggy plushy and he's holding my feet on his lap, yup its d2 randoms time
im bored what do
Gonna go to bed in 4 mins if no q pop
>>562892273>I sure havepost a screenshot of your hours.>What part of the third world do you hail fromim philadelphian which to be fair is close to being third worldi saw two homeless people having sex at a bus stop once it ruined my night
>>562892917i saw a homeless guy take a shit on the street butt naked with blood on his face
>>562889416no hard feelings in fight clubs around here
I miss nox...
>>562893010Did you approach him and say “nice shit man!” or anything of the sort
Me and who?
>>562893753Benjamin Netanyahu
>>562893717Too busy doing a kick flip.
I miss umbra, umaru, mari, neko, pancakes, mettlemesh, gemmy, hbsc, poopa, nox, dollfag, yorlin, ray, etc etc etc
>>562893753No ERPing allowed
>>562893883why did you put neko twice
*sips*
ah
>>562894325>>562893883don’t post your list of boyfriends unprompted the time and place for that is gone
crazy how that guy predicted the revenant
>>562895104i didnt post the list
>>562894325Is that a life sized sex doll? I'm still tempted to buy one and dress it up in a Revenant costume
>wizard does almost no damage to maleniathere are almost one gorillion magic builds uploaded on youtube but of course this one wizard not only has no hp but also no damage
gg there was no doubt it was going to be cold dog
I was so so tired that run, I was literally playing it 5 miles away from my screen and fell asleep at one point
>>562896039>>562896232gg it's never everdark when the loot is good
>>562896232you do it to yourself
fulghor's little trot is so cute at first and then when he gets aggressive he's just scary and I still panic too much at it
>>562896847retard
>>562896232i play 3 meters away from my screen laying down on bedits comfy
I miss klippi and lero
>>562897428it's much comfier laying down for sure, I have this huge beanbag that I can just sink in surrounded by pillows and blankets and it's heavenly and the intended way to play I'd say
>>562897130he's scary!
>>562898251
>>562899346that's the opposite of scary that's tacky!
O, ELDEN SNEED.O, ELDEN SNEEED... SEEDED OR FEEDED....DONT TELL ME YOU DONT CHUCK IT
>>562899346
will duskbloods sell more than nightrain?
>>562900321he's a sneed enthusiast, I forwarded your post to him and he said "nice"
>>562900983no
i doubt you could even imagine it
Can you still make the gargoyle kill themselves? gay ass fight
>>562878418No I'm on PC, seems the seed changed to just Balancers, not many dodgers lately
>>562901473how do you only win?are you hacking?
>>562899346Wtf I don't remember Paulie saying that
>>562902097This episode was so cool and sweet Lain becoming a mob enforcer under the guidance of Tony was such ludokino
I have this group sent to /erg/Congrats, anon.
>>562902097<3<3<3
>>562902235sweet baby.. I remember when it was me posting congrats in thread too in the early first months of the game
>>562892564based duckposter
ok I'm queuing now please don't give me ED balancers
anyone wants to gank
>>562901861What do you mean, didn't /erg/ already solve BalancersI still get hit by the zigzag sometimes but other than that it's just playing patiently
>>562902648are you serious?
>>562902648only if we're nice to the invaders and let them fight the furled fingers one on one first, or one gets summoned as a duelist to help the invader
>>562902648>>562902758Nobody actually finds ganking fun, right? It's literally just spamming, you literally can't lose
>>562902809holy reddit
I heard OnlyWaifu loves 3man ganks I wish I knew why.....
I kinda want to not progress her quest and just keep her in my pocket and force her to accompany me through literal hell and marry her mom.
keeping teensie ranni in my tarnished pack next to the shart pots
>>562903084forgot the picture
>>562903084Won't happen as Renalla is set on her Radagon
thats me! yippee!
>>562902884its fun
NewGOD here. What’s a gank?
>>562903667I think that's what angry gamers call it when an invader is outnumbered by the host and coopers, I think it's good to engage with a daunting challenge of such a steep difficulty curve and it adds longevity to the gameplay for me
yes I WILL become the next ongbalmy malenia video is upI'm patiently waiting for the views to come my way
>>562904772post
>>562891091You can tell how mindbrokwn you are with your constant "fragile ego" buzzterm spam. Get a grip, dude. This is embarrassing.
>>562904772are you the lvl 1, the hitless phase 1, or the turtle?
>>562904776>>562904776>>562904776
>>562904964he's right doe
>>562905094I did no damage cause I'm the NEXT ONGBAL
Not everyone is brown like you, "doe"
>>562905325is this you?https://youtu.be/kP4hzCX_7DQ
>>562905518no I'm better than this
>>562905927I don't believe you even uploaded a video, goodbye
>>562905478>>562904964got his ass nicely done
>>562903845Weird…
