Previous: >>562732578>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
doto desu
>>562752441Same.
I am bringing THE RAPE to aries, what are best inherits for pace
No means no!
>run parent with an ace deck and play her like an ace to guarantee SS rank but miss out on some skills>run parent with a parent deck and get all the skills you need but have a very difficult time getting SSWhich do you guys normally do for MANT parent runs?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unya
>>562752676Toreenas aren't allowed to say "no". It's all in the Tracen Academy rules.
>>562752676Grass wouldn't act like this.>>562752683Flame wouldn't act like this.
>>562752569>>562752118
https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4
You might want to mlb light hello too, sothis is literally the best time for hoarding.
>>562752625Hard agree; artist draws her very cute and very comfy. I always enjoy their pieces, especially the cute Ayabe x Trainer comics they make. It’s lowkey but nice
>>562752789But Ardan would back off if I said no anyway.
this thread will be better
>>562752676>he says no>his horse starts losing racesSkill issue, you should say yes, make her happy and you will see your career going further>>562752683giwtwm
>>562752789NO MEANS NO!
>>562753040sexsexsexsex
>>562753083Ok, but he really really really loves Stego.
pic related, it's me. I am 100% safe from rape.
Digitan LOVE
>>562752561If you're going for SS, that deck makes sense, but this deck covers all of that pretty well and more consistently though you're not likely to hit SS which does hurt your white spark quality. Yaeno has PTO as a guarantee in her chain, and THH, Ramp Up, and Up-Tempo in her hints which are all high frequency as well as max hints which is a nice SP discount. Ningen has Uma Stan as a guarantee as long as you get her dates started before the year, Ryan is 10RB and Nimble Nav in her chain, and you could run Rob for the guaranteed right/left hand in her chain, which I was doing earlier but now have as a spark on my grandparent
>>562753197Air Groove will see this and think “I can fix him.”
Why are the Matikanes so violent?
Opinions on the new Air Shakur speed card?
>>562753197Gentildonna, she would fix you
>>562753197Gold Ship will rape anything, especially fat weirdos.
>>562753418>>562753331>implying I can be fixed
>>562753416decent for end closers since it has spurt, worthless for other styles
This is the shit some people are getting on /bee/ (not me I'm a tourist)https://files.catbox.moe/1zidu9.png
>>562753416evading at all costs
>>562753416Seems alright for spurt
>>562753518No wonder the thread is slow
What's this Umas name?
>>562753416Decent for welfare, but still bad.
>>562753386Stop asking questions
>>562753518based glowie can we have one like him here
>>562752695This is STILL ongoing?
>1:56.1I guess getting Fast Learner is the real difference maker.
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>562753386They're special
>>562753616Makibao collab should've been real
I can't get my stan high enough with guts build for this cm, and purchasing recoveries is a waste of sp when you don't have to use them heremile/sprint exclusive I guess
>>562753784Halloween Meek is my favorite skin.
>>562753616The salarymen in Makibao are called Gehas and become naked gambling addicts as soon as they get out of their wage cage and go en masse to bet on horses to the racetrack
Come on Oguri we gotta blaze a new track... again
Is this enough for retention?
>>562753743mant killed the jiggerscan't jig when you always have 100 tp just waiting there
what was her fucking problem
>>562753895Don't worry babeI'll bring debuff Neicha just for qts that didn't buy any recoveries
>>562754068She needs rape correction
Why is Digitan's race wear so uncoordinated?
>Head-OnWhy is this not treated as bad as OYL? Both are fucking useless skills
>>562753962Is the joke that they lose even their clothes by betting?
>>562754107Debuffer faggots should be tortured and executed
I saw a picture of No Reason on Xitter with a glass of peanut coke and then my computer froze and I can't find it again and am big mad
>>562754341pacekeks don't have anything else
I know I'm stupid but why is this so complicatedwhat the actual fuck am I doing? I mean yeah I have the whole... git bash thing, so I did "Step 1", but trying to do the "winget install" whatever just fails. Then what do I do with step 3? I mean, I got python 3.14 off the website. 3.10 won't install. Totally at a loss, I just want to CHEAT, why is it so complicated? Sweep Tosher bros, help me.
>>562754341Pace Chasers can't be choosers
>>562752907wow is that the manhattan cafe onahole?
>>562754393I think the joke is that they are "shameless" and thus they care not for clothes once entering the racetrack, they only care about betting
>>562754061About 6400 pieces have been assembled. Dudes are getting it done.
>>562753962Chrono Gehasis
>>562754423i have 2 debuffer parents and both will be selected for my Symboli Rudolf and there's nothing you can do about it
>you have to be brown to cheat>but not TOO brown or you will get witchecked by the bane of all brown people, written instructions
>>562754068inferiority complex
2% FAIL, HUH?COOL. NICE KITASAN
>>562754482Try Step 2 in powershell or ask your favorite choice of AI gpt
>>562754448My xitter feed has been filled with that japs dunking peanuts into coca cola.The former jockey of Sirius, who's also into uma posted pouring chocolate into a pringles can for some reason.
>>562754767...
Okay, so you can do a dominator in MANT. Nice
>>562754769She needs to dunk down the rest of the way, to soak that little bit of bird poop off of her face
>>562754843I don't know how to use "AI" but Step 2 did not work in powershell (I tried it first, I was using it to run Chris Titus' tool)but thanks
>>562754850Kita Thighs... delicious...
>>562754341>plays gambling game>hates gambling skill
>>562754610"written instructions" be like:>you need to shlick a troog into your sese and then you get the zoolen that you have to krong until it vrozzes
>>562754850Why do I find Kitasan so fucking hot bros? She is constantly in my head, her body is fucking insane, I love her hair too, am I ill?
The next uma posted is my wife.
Did I miss anything?
>>562754998It confirms you're healthy and have good taste in hons.
>>562754769how many years until the cripple and the drunk oneesan uma?
>>562754482>why is it so complicated?It's because the people who make this thing are only barely competent. Competent software developers will tend to have better things to do
>>562755065I'm in this photo
>>562754998Yeah, you're super sick. As in cool
>>562754935Remove Visual C++ line. You need to go to the site to install that. Just do the winget install line
>>562754973
>>562755065fingermanko...
>>562755115Well, a lot more competent than me. I managed to finally install specifically 3.10 for python, turns out it was outdated? What the fuck is a gzipped tarball? Anyways, now I think it...might be working.>>562755152Ahh. Well I managed to fuck my way into that somehow. Now to...continue...I guess.
>>562754482just ask gemini for install instructions
>>562755065The fact that he's so feisty about it only makes him cuter.
>>5627551122 more years
>>562753416only uncapping it for the event bonus its ass
>>562755232Be sure you're running the powershell in that folder directory if you haven't yet. Shift + Right click -> Powershell when doing Step 3 and Step 4
imagine Kitasan Blackbutas my wife
>>562755234I don't know how to use AI and I've never used it before. I don't know computers either. I'm not very good with devices.Now I have to figure out why step 4 doesn't work.
wife groove
Wait that's not ballroom sky...
>>562754998https://files.catbox.moe/f087gg.pngYou better make her work for CM12
As a someone who only purchases the carat pass (basically F2P), how should I use my saved carats and tickets? I've tried using calculators but I don't trust them, they feel off. If I pull Rickey and Nishino will I have enough left for meta cards?
>>562755065I made it in!
>>562755478Uhhh. I'm going to be real, I don't know what the fuck I use here. I figured it'd be slapping a few things into, I don't know, powershell or cmd but this is not working out. I might just give up, I was hoping it'd be easier.I'll...try that though. I don't even...know where this folder is. Somewhere I'm sure...?
>>562755065Imagine if this Anon was accually just a female trainer. He certainly types like one.
>>562755614Harsh Longs are over so now you are safe with shit Creek. How did CM11 fare for you?
Post more Gentildonna
>>562755542If you google anything, Google will vomit an AI-generated answer right at you, at the top of the results. If you go to chatgpt.com you can (maybe after a few clicks or even a free signup, I forget) simply start a conversation with it. It is excessively easy.You might now need a>pip install pyyaml
Jongers?
Was this needed? Is every dress event going forward be like this? Nips complained about the fantasy event but not this?
>>562755808I guess I'll just try and start this over, I have a folder with "umamusume sweepy" but the "start.bat" just crashes if I use it. Is AI actually good for things? I just thought it was useless shit. But I'll go and try I guess, thanks. It must be smarter than me.
>>56275576795% WR or so round 1, 80% round 2, stomped finals. I've never lost a long nor have I borrowed creek
>>562755816>japs>shit tasteWho could have seen that coming?
>>562755816Yes uma musume is a lesbian game.
>>562755816look up the income for jp during the months that Ball events happen
>>562755919>Is AI actually good for things? I just thought it was useless shit.Ehhh it's surprisingly okay for mildly obscure technical stuff like this. If nothing else it tends to do a good job at suggesting the next topic for you to search for in your quest to get the real answer. Yeah it can't be trusted yet in general. But yes, on this topic it is certainly more knowledgeable than you are.
>>562756058I used AI to setup my loonix server to set up my own local LLM
>>562755816>>562755963>90 seconds
>>562756173stop noticing!!!
>>562755695Go back to the very beginning. Git clone is assuming you already have Git installed.If not, install it, then shift + right click -> git bash here or powershell here then proceed with step 2 through step 4 using shift + right click -> powershell here >>562755919If you're using AI don't rely on it too much. It unironically fries the brain.
>>562755816>oshi has a dress altIt could be worse
>>562755816>was this neededYesYes it was.
real men support their umawives having other umawives for threesomes
>>562756058That's interesting. I'm just a super-boomer I guess. I think I found out the problem right now, and I don't have the "microsoft store" installed. Maybe that's it. I don't know. I just debloated a random windows 11 iso I used a tool to make and planned to use the bot on that.>>562756262Good point. Uhh, so I installed the "git bash" or whatever, I can run it and it gives me a terminal. So I go to the folder and then run powershell inside of the installation folder, then the rest of the steps work there. I'll try it, thanks.
How does this little shit always eat up my cock in mile races? She doesn't even have her unique. Her stats are shit. Is it corner acceleration and straightaway acceleration being timed perfectly?
>>562753518Can't be bothered to use that side besides lurking because of the jannie working hand-in-hand with the board-wide schizo
>>562755996where do you check that?
>>562756262I use AI to give me cooking recipes. It hasn't told me to drink bleach yet.Am I cooked yet?
>>562755816I also will not be complaining
>>562755919>Is AI actually good for things? I just thought it was useless shit.Some LLMs are okay for a variety of things, but you obviously always need to check the sources they cite in their answers to make sure they're not hallucinating or using other AI slop as source.
>>562756371yeah more often than not can hit and you don't have an accel usually
>>562754848homemade chocolate covered potato chips maybe? I just thought the picture was funny and wanted to save it because she put the peanuts in a glass instead of into the bottle, which I thought sort of defeats the original point of peanut coke
Post something orange
>>562754998this is me but with Satono. I like Kitasan a lot too though
>>562756660
>>562756368If you get it to work remember that Sweepy is only for emulator as what the page said. It wont work on steam.>>562756391Nope but I once asked the bot about a very specific acronym from 4chan and it straight up made a term for it on the spot, which google itself didn't have. I also tried asking the bot for "What flag?" while giving an Ukranian flag image link and it answered so far from it. I was bored.
Are there any important cards or umas coming before CM12? I don't think Nishino procs on the track
soooo like what, I'm just cooked for CM12 because I don't have xmas oguri?0
>>562756660ORANGE UMA BAD
>>562755563preg groove
https://poal.me/jhdwcihttps://poal.me/jhdwcihttps://poal.me/jhewci
>>562756818Nyo don't say that...
>>562756660What's up with the emojis at the bottom?
>>562756831lol
>>562756831Miku should have won
>>562756829find more*fuck me
>>562756482Seems useful enough I suppose>>562756773Yeah, I did get that "mumu player" thing. Trying to do this step 3 just hits me with picrel. I'm genuinely way too stupid for this sort of thing (back in MY day, computers were DOS-only, and I didn't use them because I didn't care for them!)I'll go try asking an AI thing how this works
>>562756831Nino should've won
>>562756660.
>>562756831It should have been her
>>562757014Shut up fag.
>>562757037When will umas start oppressing ningens?
>>562757014Ninofags are the worst
>>562756996Yeah better ask AI since I didn't get that error when I tried installing Sweepy for archive purposes. I don't think I can help you with that error
>>562757131whenever they want
Thanks for the oranges, bros.
>>562757014I guess I'm glad the ending surprised me, but it didn't make a lot of sense.
>>562757131Trainers don't have rights, and they're the ones closest to umas. What do you think happens to the average non-trainer? We must stand up against the uma menace
>>562757293If you followed the story it was pretty clear from like the midpoint
>>562756996Generally a decent basic first step is to copy and paste the raw text of any weird error message you get into Google. Both the AI and non-AI results from that search may possibly be able to help you.
https://poal.me/t43bjrhttps://poal.me/t43bjrhttps://poal.me/t43bjr
>>562756359>umadykes
>>562756831I have no preference on the winning but I think eatsuki was the cutest
I'm not a faggot so I don't watch romcom anime.
>>562756359Me in the middle
>>562707213Pearl Harbor has won her first graded race
>>562757356Does that mean I don't get an uma wife?
>>562756831>suzuka after mant came
>>562756660This is your future
>>562757575You play a game about racing horse girls you are 10x the faggot.
>>562755513I can't. Because she's my pitslut.
>>562757402Cheers. I think this is slowly being figured out. It really does feel embarrassing, I just don't know a lot about computers. I'm pretty good with engines and putting fences up I guess. I tried giving that error to chat gpt and it gave me a command, which I ran, and now I have the same error. So I guess I'll go off and figure it out. Or go walk my dog and come back to figure it out.Thanks for the help
>>562757613Looks good
>>562757613can't wait to not being close to getting those numbers because i'm no piggie
>>562757613No, this is.
Personally, I liked TWGOK
>>562757637keep sneething you monkey
>>562757585Humans will be at the top of the hierarchy rather than being abused and discarded the second they deem us unworthy of even the most basic decency
>>562757862cope
>>562757613>5 speed supports>speed training only lvl3>+0 speedI am so fucking confused
>>562757719I mean you could always just play the game without cheating.
>>562756474LET IT BREAK!>rips open umapants
>>562757594true and it sucks, I love Suzuka and wish I could use her for CMs, it's just not workable.
>>562757575I used to say that too. I also hated romance B-plots in movies and how almost every single one felt the need to have one. Nowadays I think they're kinda cute.
Why does this general and have so many unironic faggots? This is a game with girls that are thirsty for trainer cock, yet you would rather try to fuck your fellow club members instead
>>562757939he had slow metabolismeverything landed at the right place at the worst time
>>562757939Speed is capped there
Where are the aries rooms
>>562757939They get +0 speed because their speed is maxed out
>>562758020Danchou is pretty cute
>>562752695Completed.
>>562758020I want to kill my danchou and a couple of my club members
>>562757970Sure, but I can't keep up. At minimum I spend about 40 minutes to an hour a day doing the team trials things, misc stuff, and a full MANT run. That's only one single run. Then I'm expected to make parents, keep doing runs over and over for CM's, they come too frequently, there are fan runs. I should just quit but I do enjoy playing the game, but I don't enjoy grinding it. I don't have that much time in the day. I work (possibly a bit too much) and have other hobbies or games, plus family.
>>562757939iirc that's pre-buffs Island, Cygames fucked up and instead of a balanced deck, the best strat was 5 speed and scenario pal card. They buffed all the other card types, but that fucked up how they were trying to make new scenarios be best only for certain distances and Island became the scenario for all ace building
>>562758152Which club
>>562758020what about it, bitchsince this game is 100% girls sometimes you have to even it out with some cocks to slobber on
>>562758031>>562758054how is 1987 cappedlike what number is thatwhy would anyone set that specific number as the capnot 1900not 2000not even 1950no19 fuckin 87??what the fuck are you guys on about???
Man, my sprint and mile teams are not very great but I really don't want to remake half of them until I get this fillie next week, just need to hold out.
>>562758202Manbo
>>562758152mambro...
>>562758202You know which club
>>562758228Anon? When you do inheritances the cap slightly increases if you get like 9* or 18* speed
>>562758228iirc starting from the next scenario, your sparks increase the stat caps
>>562758228Who cares, cute horses
>>562758003That's Riko!
>>562757992unrestrained works in 13 15 and maybe 16, t(h)rust in her
>>562758193One career per day is good enough for me. I just don't care that much about being highly competitive in Team Trials and Champions Meetings.
>>562758228Mejiro Mcqueen was born 1987
>>562758281>>562758317WHAT THE FUCK
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562758360I don't particularly care either, but the club I'm in does and the friends who I know play it are much further than me. The constant events is difficulty too, they want a lot of attention. The last one I couldn't even buy any hint books, I barely got the shards and carats, didn't have time for anything else.
>>562758464My wife would not do this
cm12 status?
>>562758464Nobody would want this.
So if I want a late for Aries you're telling me I need S medium, Pump, Moving, NSM and OYL (and therefore mandatory wit Nature and wit Yeppers cards) for a small chance to not get destroyed by xoguri or fronts?
>>562758371You DO have 9* spark parents for every stat by now right?
no matter if you play as late or end dominator will proc the same right?
>>562758504My club has no quota and it's A+
>>562758371
>>562758504>The constant events is difficulty too, they want a lot of attention.Oh yeah there's that, I do tend to run a few extra careers here and there to finish up those things. Fuji Kiseki's Showtime was nasty, and yeah the latest one I had to just abandon with a bunch of hint things still in the store.
>>562758464umamusume shank is the opposite of tender
>>562758653Impressive, but I don't feel good if I'm not contributing.>>562758671I just want a way to do some runs passively, for the grinding things. Honestly, just URA fan runs basically, stuff that does events. It's so hard to keep up with the pace of this game. But I have fun playing it. I just...don't have a lot of time. I have no good parents, I tried a lot but after tens of tens of tries I haven't gotten anything good - just bad luck I guess.
>>562755597I think Umas would have a huge bush down there
>>562758661Good thing i only save and use 9 Sparks
>>562758798you need to be shaved to be as aerodynamic as possible
>>562756332I remember seeing this scene when the trailer first dropped and was genuinely intrigued and wondered who they we supposed to be
>>562758894No you don't. Tachyon runs with test tubes. Hayahide has a luxurious carpet hanging down her back.
>>562758894Bald umas...
>>562756371you get a debuff for using g1 racewear in a non-g1 race
>>562758793Auto play feature is 2 scenarios away
>>562758852I love Tickezo's dumb face, its so charming
SYMBULLY RUDOLF
>>562758553Pretty much, yeah. Also pacers and ends dab on you.
>>562755816It wasn't a real date. Fuji's real date is after the dance. With me.
Ran into guy with double dominator and this rice ace, he's committed
>>562758504>The last one I couldn't even buy any hint booksI'm a heavy player and I couldn't finish that event too, it is what it is. With 1 hour a day you can clear events if you use double TP.I get wanting to play as much as your friends but if they are younger or have more free time you can't compensate, most likely you won't get banned but I hope you do.
>>562755597NTA, but I actually do plan to run her as part of a three front.
>>562759017but what about their umankos
>>562758504To be fair, that Aptitude event was trash because they only gave one test with no other options. Once you completed the free test, any other extra test coins you got outside of completing a run came from daily log-ins which was still peanuts. I cheesed it somewhat by sandbagging some runs by resting all through Classic Year. I got half the coins sometimes even less I would get if I completed a run, but half TP event made it a non-issue but I also understand not everyone can do that.This current story event is fine, I missed having the 200% boost from all the characters during Flying Run-Up, but still having 83% boost is still tolerable enough.
>>562759163That's cool, but I need it now.But I can't figure this out anyways, so I give up. No cheating for me. They never prosper anyways.>>562759315I don't really mind if I get banned, I'd be free. But I'm too dumb to figure it out anyways.
Why is Fuji Kiseki the tomboy umamusume acting like a woman?
>>562759373How is she a tomboy?
>>562759270unfortunately oshis cant beat meta
>>562759373When two tomboys are gay, one has to be a dom and the other has to be the sub
More gyarus when
i believe i have made an ok daiwahowever everyone in room matches has dominators so i might have to give in and make some for myself
>>562759270maybe he would get better results if he commited to one running style
>>562759270>>562759489if only he ran her as front
>>5627595212 months for palmer, December for zoomer
should i pull for palmer character banner?
>>562758521Tachyon gave me some solid mile sparks, but they're not what I'm currently looking for, I need mediums. The parent process continues.
>>562759373To seduce me (it's working).
>>562759373Fuji isn't a tomboy, but it is weird for her to be the submissive one.
>>562759270Pace with late inherits?was he expecting like 6 fronts in the lobby?
Is the next CM for frontgods?
The Condor Passes
>>562759660palmer is coming out next month
>>562759787mpb procs from 5th so he is probably trying to cover his bases by getting both angling for frontless and mpb for front heavy lobbies
>>562759815Her name sounds much better in English
>>562759821Still in March sorry bwo
>>562759373>Fuji Kiseki>Tomboy
i prefer Still in Love
>>562759876i can barely see the german uma, and the nazi part is too short, video editor kamis please fix
You guys are fucking marvelous
>>562760213
>>562759801no this is a latenig CM
Mcqueen...forgotten by /uma/
>>562760213would she pee herself if we foreplay for too long
They're cheering like a festival out there...
>>562760213I am indeed fucking her, how did you know?!
>>562760270not me, my mcqueen folder grows daily
Is end Brian viable for next CM? I keep getting her to End S instead of Medium S.
My Dober isnt catching up to my fronts even when procs her unique and pump, guess I'm swapping her out for a dominator uma. That would've been the difference maker between losing to all those xoguris by neck and head too
>>562760358what a weird thing to ask
Which club?
>>562760270I remember her every time I umapyoi
>>562760850autis/uma/
>>562760850AlmondLove
https://youtu.be/BOm7Z8q0FjgCute grandma and granddaughter singing Engrish.
>>562752976
>>562760850Almond Eye
>>562760850Daccheats would lie about their gender
I did it. Go ahead, shower me with praise.
I like to pretend to be an uma and imagine my club gang banging me. Dancho gets my pussy because he's the boss, the officers get my ass and mouth, and the peons have to deal with me using my hands. We ho on for hours.
>>562755065Oh my fucking gosh you are unironically obsessed and extremely mentally ill. What the fuck is wrong with you? You made a college of some guy's hand do you feel proud of yourself of how unemployed you are? Fuck you stupid fuck stop posting my hands and let this shit die already
>>562761094*cums on you* good girl
so when does the falco event start so I can prepare sweepy to play for me?
>>562761094*punches you in the mouth*
post something cute
stop being gay
>>562760398I really really like this Marvey
>>562755816Cygames throwing the yurifags a bone once a year, big deal. It pales compared to the escalating TrainerXUma trend in everything else.
>>562761227I don't have a photo of yourself yet, so i cannot post it.
>>562760850>draws girls>"they're boys ackchyually"Laziest fucking trope.
>survives with 100% spurtHuh
>>562761227
I'M NO TRAINER I'M A FRAUD
>>562759268Yeah and Sei actually goes to hang out with Nishino flower instead
>>562758246fillies
>>562761360can't decide if it's lame or same
>>562758020I love regular umas but I wouldn't mind if we also had cute boy umas.
Nice
last day for mejiro bright
>>562761353yeah the sims say my Dia with 650 stam and radiant star as the only recovery or stam boost survives like 99.8% of the time. Still trying to make a slightly better one though
I think my mouse wheel is starting to break
>>562753518HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH GET FUCKED TRANNY HAHAHAAthe scat posting was worth at the end
>>562759373Your usage of "tomboy" betrays you, SEAman
Name one good Mejiro.
>>562758020it usually happens when you also lack irl friends or when you hang out with faggots
>>562761353>>562761563one debuff and you're dead lol
>>562761632Ardan
>>562761632Paama
>still 29/30Looking grim /uma/ club bros
heres you're boylove gwo
>event forces you to play 1 (one) sprint race while you're focusing on making parent/aces for the next CM
>>562761696>debuffJust not proccing a restore is enough
now is a good time to drop this dogshit game
>>562761632Dober
>>562761632Mcqueen and Ardan
I'm losing heart...
>>562761632
>>562761353Builds like this is really tempting me to revive my stamina deboofer Natie
>>562760850I was in a group with someone that looks and is built like this guy here but has a wig and dress on and I had a hard time
>>562760213after that anon posted some of her story yesterday i will be rolling heri want marvy to throw herself at me for a hug
Do I need anything other than 1.2k wit on my debuffers?
arr rook same yebbers
i decided to do a single pullits no boywifebut its new so i'll take it :)
Can't wait for summer Goldship so I can giga debuff everyone who's skirting the stamina line
What is Fuji's stereotype called? A prince(female)?
>>562762059blessed by the goddesses
>>562761632Ramonu
>>562762016mayano is the only one that looks notably worse here. Yeppers and Frawa still look adorable
>>562761227so how come her tits look big in this outfit>>562759706but then they look kinda small in this one?
>>562762230hag erotic
>>562762097Yes.
>>562761632they're literally all good except Ryan (UGLY UGLY UGLY) and Ramonu (you stupid cold BITCH)
all Mejiros would be better as Satonos
>>562762338based levels are over 9000 with this one
favorite front runner and why?
Where's the Wit Anklets?
CUTE
If I get Ramonu and she is not sexy or a hag in game, I am disbanding my club and quitting the game
I need to rape an anon in this thread, any volunteers?
>>562762243bad work by the 3D artists
>>562762445Kitasan because her thighs are amazing
>>562762445The one I want to have sex with the most, which is currently Bourbon. Though it depends on entirely on whom I've seen a lewd image of most recently, her or Marusexy
>>562762489Stop posting on umachan and go back to training. You have been reported to Akikawa
>>562762489Are you an umamusume?
>>562762489>rape>volunteers
I will definitely be pulling for palma
90% of the reason I like Mejiro Ryan is because of her voice desuthe other 10% is because of her boobs, I guess
>>562762684you call for volunteers and then rape the rest, piss easy
>>562762684rape, just like being F2P, is a state of mind
>>562762684You can volunteer for rape, you can even consent to sex and be raped
>>562762769Like being brown?
>>562762445Ichiban!Gambling on her unique firing with perfect timing is what makes CM fun
>>562762865exactly
>>562762827imagine molesting her with lots of pats
>>562762464
is this garbage worth anything?
>>562758521i've already finished my full team, i dont even need to make parents for next CM because it's another medium, i can just reuse the ones I made for this one. I'm just going to disappear until nishino flower and wedding finemo come out, hope danchou doesn't mind
So why Sirius is so hostile with Rudolf? They were friends. What happened?
>>562763020Rudolf, unlike Sirius, wins races
>>562763020She kwabbed...
>>562763020Speed Symboli is too hot for her own good
How do you guys remember the numbers for CMs?
7 and I rape Mambo danchou Evens I rape a random anonOdds I rape feminine hands anon
>>562763020they fought over a man and Sirius is still salty she lost...
>>562763116yknow you can count to 12 on ONE hand, right?
HOW MANY MORE HOURS UNTIL THIS STUPID FALCO EVENT STARTS??IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO DO A CAREER
>>562761632Durren
>>562763020Sirius just hates when she is ordered around (which is why she picks a trainer that won't stand up to her), so she dislikes anyone in a position of authority
>>562763116>last CM was 11 so the next one must be CM12something like that
>>562763303>blueballing his 45 wasted TP
>>562763303It starts tomorrow gwo
>>562763020when two girls fight for this long, it's almost always because of a man
>>562763315For me it's Asama
>waste 1 hour looking for a kusoge to fap to>find nothingI guess it's uma AIslop again
>>562762984Why are there FOUR marvelous Sunday support cards in the game when she herself won't be a trainable uma until 2027??
>>562753789She should be a playable uma. All that untapped potential it's disgusting watching Aoi waste it.
>17 years old
>>562763438Why did they make Orfevre so ugly?
>>562763460Ok but post hands again so I can jerk it
>>562763524Devs are idiots
>>562763513royalty ass
>>562763513Have some Ayabe/Curren blowjobs https://files.catbox.moe/ehptwv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mnmty6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rw91hc.png
>>562763315I thought she was holding Fuji Kiseki anon's horse dildo
>>562763584Dream Journey is approaching your location
>>562763513One of the hottest pics posted around here
>>562763020why does cunny Ramonu still look like a hag
>>562763734Never respond to me ever again.
>>562763438
>Eishin_Flash_seiyuu.png
umadol event when
>>562763725unsolicited surprise blowjobs are the best
So likeWhat does an uma do if their trainer becomes popularHow does an uma prevent other uma from attempting to take away what is rightfully hers
>>562762445She uses fun 90s slang that I grew up with, she's into car culture, and has an upbeat sunny personality that would contrast my gloomy one. She's smoking hot. Her affinities can be sparked to run her on both surfaces and at any distance and sprint is the only distance her Summer variant is only mid at, so I can oshigame almost all CMs without tanking my shot at platinum. Redshift has the coolest movie in the game and in the CMs it's valid for it's a dominant strategy.
most "minmaxed" open leauge builds are pure trash because they dont focus on the essentials.901/700/700/350/500That's the statline you need to reach before anything elseThen you needMedium STurf Sand then accelyou will lose to umas who have Medium S and Turf S even if you have Medium S
>>562763959who asked
>>562763915rape until you mindbroke him
>>562763915Trainers are able to take more than one trainee but i can see the umas saying that because of their success they need their trainer’s full focus to continue those wins. Majority of trainers will say that yeah that’s true, allowing the uma to keep their trainer for themself
>>562763915she starts being more aggressive and marking her territory
>>562763915They rape them
>>562763915That is the purpose of marking their trainer.That aside, it won't stop them from getting jealous.
Hey, If you got xOguri issues, try something like this. Not perfect but you stand a chance.https://files.catbox.moe/viduza.mp4
>>562763959What if we had an /uma/ open league scrim? let anons make their B umas for a couple of days then play a full 18 players lobby?
>>562764228OH MY GOD DOLPHIN PORNI HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN YEARS
Sirius wouldn't be so bad if only her trainer had grown enough of a pair to draw all her aggro.
>>562764115I would make a team from the start
>>562763959>https://files.catbox.moe/rw91hc.pngThat's exactly why I only threw random failed URA umas into open instead of wasting time trying to train good ones before I had Kitasan.
>>562764349slut
>>562764228show skills nigga
>>562764360who let a homeless dude into the club
Medium S doko?
>>562764426not a bad reason
>>562764479Medium S koko
>>562764447
>>562764305Did that one anon finish his green text involving Sirius coming back to her trainer? I need closure
>>562763438Festa is so fucking cute I want her so bad...
Nobody rolled for Gayiun Guy
>>562764228>https://files.catbox.moe/viduza.mp4Redpill me on the Front, XO, Dom build
>>562764567Nice. Maruzensky is such a rad uma I never feel bad losing to her.
>>562764570this is a cow
Chickiun Jockuy
>>562763315Why hello there, Durren.
>>562764612
Personally I think a cygames dev needs to be raped everytime I don't get a good inspiration when I run Maruzensky
Personally I think I need to be raped by Maruzensky
guess whose birthday it is
>>562763915they don't
>>562764719I was not expecting a fully animated dance sequence so even though it was very short I really enjoyed that part.
>>562762445Daiwa. She's cute with big tits and has a fang. Plus we both like the same flower.
>>562764567>Restless
I just installed sweepy
>>562762445I like how she just likes to run.
>>562762445Seiun because I wanna chill with her and fish
need more flat chested uma lewdswhy havent the japs drawn cafe with nipple pasties
>>562764914Yours? Happy Birthday, anon.
>>562765017You cant install an exe file you tech illiterate crackhead
>>562764681You put up a front to deny pace promoted xOguris and to fight for the angling. If Daiwa is the sole front she ends up tailed by oguris, which optimally is around late - she triggers her own unique which cancels out xOguri accel.xOguri pacer because youre crazy not to run one and you can NSM/trigger DaiwaEnd dominator Rudolf because you can cram every slow on her and lates are in a bad spot - you gamble for the accel, xOguris get them right off and you cannot play the moving up the food chain + chained accels minigame.Also cuts your Ace optimising from three to two.
>>562762916>>562764996this is a pace chaser
>>562764228you again??
I don't like seeing my oshi suffer...
I DON'T WANT MILE SPARKS JUST TO RUN MANTFUCK YOU
>>562763915Ritual combat
>>562765282>his uma doesn't have an A in mile
>>562765282use uma with A Mile then
what uniques are you niggas inheriting on your TT sprinters? I need to update mine but idk what to do
Bratty Ulala
I VOLUNTEER TO BE RAPED BY KITACHAN BLACK
>>562765251>end dominator rudolfThat sounds sexy, what do I need for her to work?
oh my FUCKING GOD I forgot to use ANOTHER FUCKING MASTER CLEAT I'm gonna fucking
>>562765473This one is mine >>562761492 , you can see the deck. Intense gaze is from rival races.
>>562765550tranny art style
>>562765405
>>562765507ARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH I DID IT AGAINWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
>>562765159y-yeah thanks that too but i thought you would say it's hers
>>562765253For you maybe
>>562765251Can I use Runaway Suzie instead of Daiwa to cuck enemy fronts?
>>562765282Then don't
I didn't read Killer tunes and I took it on Ryanto be fair why the FUCK does she have this as innate skill
>>562765714Probably not because fronts will eat her alive when late starts. Best thing she can do is deny angling but then again she moved the fronts forward.
>>562765648
>>562765648I like where this is going...
>>5627657751* uma please understandu
>>562765014Please don't bully, I know I made mistakes>>562764692she's cute and I like playing her...
wtf this is impossible
>>562762984It's already a bad sign that I forgot this card exists and I don't even know her gold skill is in it. Then I look it up.>gold Extra TankUh...better than Iron Will, maybe? Having no hint level/frequency is also trash when that's one of the best things on her wit card. But nah, the only thing of merit you're getting is the initial speed and power, and even then, you're getting far fewer stats compared to the welfare power card and BARELY more than the wit card. She got done dirty being on guts.
just finished my first depot for falco
AAAAAAAAAAAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUARK DONT RAPE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOOOOOOOOO
>>562765775because she also has pace aptitude and the devs still thought that making hybrid umas was a good idea
ITS BEEN 2 Minutes WTF
>>562765882that's 3 careers, anon
>>562765251Thats cool but it loses to front/front/xOguri
>>562766002Nice bots
>>562766002>beep boop! that's the sound of my sweepy sensor!
>>562765882This is like 3 careers with a triple crown uma that can do mile
>>562765882free HOEH card?
Icarus is dead, long live Icarus.
>>562766002hoeh
>>562766002check again
>>562766086I literally beat that in the vid i posted. A good front can always fight other fronts.
>>562765985Okat lets hear it
>>562765253I'm a Daiwa Scarlet Expert and I'm telling you she's a front runner.
>>562766002wowo
>already at 1 trillionnips are getting smoked in less than 3 hours lmao
>>562766086its really just a front front variant with one front being diwa and the other being too lazy to make one
>>562766147>>562766017There's only 2 days to finish it
She's so cute, bros...
>>562766002That's not much, about 500 - 1000 players finishing one average MANT career will give this many fans
activate Icarus...Kai
>>562765882Thats 3 careers to get all rewards
>>562766246thats a billion you retard
>>562765251could something like this work with this daiwa of mine >>562759536
>>562766002botted as fuck
>>562766265>>562766017>>562766147I do one run a day assholes...That's all the time my girlfriend lets me play Umamusume foror else she gets super pissed
I love Rice
>>562766265Anon?
Woah its anuda shoah
hehe
>>562766246Anon? Your wit training?
TOTAL BOTTER DEATH!!!
>>562766246>1 trillionanon...
>>562766002I finished my career right when the event went live and I think it counted my fans for it lol
>>562766398drop that bitch
>>562766398ok then you finish the event in 3 days?
>>562761492>>562765621I assume all she needs is high wit, enough stats to clear the race, and all the debuffs she can get?Sounds good
>>562766194Im not taking a seiun serious thats getting overtaken midrace by a paceBut you are right about beating double front i just had to do a double take
>>562766246Anonchan, thats uhhTrillions come after billions not millions
>>562766401Rice thinks you're a loser
bird's event's introhttps://litter.catbox.moe/808px8.mp4
every squat generates 10 million fans...hayai....
>>562765882these are fan counts, not rating
Sweep Tosher is powerful and she loves you!It's Automation Magic! It's an UMA Bot!
>>562766630It's Tuesday
>>562766373You kinda wasted the points on lucky seven, focus and second wind. Its all about midrace but sure, she can compete to the finals. I do not guarantee she will win it though.>>562766497Basically, yes. Just high wit and debuffs actually, only targeted one is the intense gaze, others are infinite range.
>>562766246nice bait intelligent avian
>>562766002If each player got ~700k fans from a run it would mean there are around 750 people who completed a run after the event counter started. I don't think it's that unbelievable.
Who's up to run a train in dumb falcon?
>>562766398Holy pussy whipped faggot
globaltards can't count? say it ain't so
>>562766616We don't like clankers here
>>562766659Stop being European.
I don't wanna waste TP...
>>562766518That was a tripple 1200 xOguri with killer tunes, the whalest of the whales and Seiun blew her skills early.
>>562765274Even when she wins, she's suffering...
>>562765895Adrenaline Rush triggers at 30% HP remaining and gives 5.5% back, which is never enough to spurt on time, even with 1200 guts. If they moved the threshold up to 40% or something it would work as a recovery, but last I checked the JP version is still 30% and thus useless. I think they realized making it a functional heal would give S Maru and XO precise a heal trigger that could work on any track as long as the trainer is autistic.
I'm playing Brian Cyfuckers, not Ryan
>>562766246Smart Falcon more like Dumb Falcon
>>562766679I will bring a Saiga 12 with a drum mag and kill all of you niggers, then I will ride away with Falco in my bike, die faggot
what if we don't reach 2 gorilliondo we all get shafted of a song
>see the hypo for this boy>check skills>don't get itI get Seiunfags wanting their favorite, but why is she considered good? She looks above average at best but not game breaking as a runner or parent
>>562766717>b-b-b-b-but mastah
>>562763957It was Maruposting like this that made me fall in love with her back in August when I'd just picked up the game and discovered /uma/I still love Sukuka so much it's unreal, but Marusexy has a permanent place in my heart now
>>562766823Do the Takarazuka mission for the event while you're at it so that you don't need to waste two careers
>>562766662i only had front corners so i just spent points on whatever, i would've taken focus either way for that extra gw reliability
>>562766898It's rigged. The counter is nothing more than an incrementing number designed to suck in players and make them do more runs (and spend more money). The danchous orchestrated the whole thing.
>>562766990damn you're right, I need to do a sprint career anyway
>>562763524>niggers think this is hotnot escaping the allegations
>>562766823>>562766990>Takarazuka Takamatsunomiya, dummy
>>562766936bro sex
>>562767048You got like 3 weeks, do some rooms, find what works for you, optimize. Get mogged in finals.
>>562767175>U losing to SYou have to be a bad fucking player for such a result lmao
>>562767086Exactly this. These events are always run with the intention of giving players all the rewards. They'd fudge the numbers if we actually fell short somehow.
>>562766928>see the hypo? no one pulled though
>>562767156Marvy kinda got that dumpy
>>562767275
>>562767175ill use daiwa no matter what because she is oshii did rooms and most people were using 2 domsit is what it is
>>562767351>not the finals
>>562767321Why do zoomers love to lie about things that are public knowledge?
>>562763020I can't wait to be her puppy :3 woof woof
>>562767351>Anchor's Aweighwhat the fuck
>>562767389>ill use daiwa no matter what because she is oshibased
>>562764570I don't get how anons can just shit out S tier aces fucking immediately. In 15 runs this is the best I've got, and it's seriously flawed.
I have finally cleaned off my desktop and it doesn't have 200+ images of Stego and miscellaneous Uma on it anymore.
Pureeeeeeeesu become an umadol with me, anon!
>>562767609That is good
>>562767425Nice try cygames employee, no one's pulling for your brick
>>562767591maybe you lack the most important thing for this game?
>>562767609Man, I want to die buried inside Golshi's womb while she axphyxiates me with her breasts...
>>562767591I tread MANT like a puzzle and over time i basically got a feel when and how to abuse the energy system. Also RNG.
>>562767591longslop is over bro
>>562767649>she wants me to be double virgin
>>562767536Luck was the only stat that mattered in Capricorn.
>>562767175needs a sequel with him getting raped twice by the Golshi when he reran the horses in a room match
>>562767649I can't refuse a cute umadol like her...
>>562766823i will TP your mum's house
>>562767591You're pressing wit too much.
>>562767783>having sprintKINO as the only platguess i'm lucky then
Semen Stakes
You know what do /uma/We must beat the japanese
>>562767906Good thing it's spoilered!
>>562763440HEYHEY YOUHAVE ANYTHING TO SAY???
>>562767906
>>562766928That boy has sexy hips
>>562767175>Groundwork isn't important bwo!!!>starts behind the Bourbon cause he doesn't have GW>stays behind the Bourbon the entire race even though he has midrace skillsCan't believe this retard fell for his own gaslight, that's something only a complete amateur would do
Its not fair that I STILL don't have Falco even though I used to consume idolshit all the time. I DON'T EVEN HAVE CURREN ON MY ACCOUNT
>>562767906source?
nigger stakes
>>562767953I had a 100% winrate Air Groove in Cap.
>>562767591Is that your Pisces Smaru by the way? I made one too.>>562767795Sure, give me a moment.
>>562767906cervices don't work like that, and wombs too
>>562768104It doesn't have to
>>562768049If it makes you feel any better, I do have Smart Falcon.
>>562767994>You know what do /uma/yep*licks her feet*
>>562768104babby's first doujin?
>>562767591>not pictured: FR savvy and Groundworkso almost guaranteed groundwork, and she's got distance S, but I should have bought 777 for the heal instead of Restless, then her ult would have given carryover into late-race accelShe still might win enough for me to reach B finals, though.
>>562767175I was mad because I got 3rd in a 6 front lobby and seeing this nigga lose is the only thing that keeps me going
>>562768013It is tomorrow right now bwo, I made my first post on Monday and it's Tuesday now
Practice cope room loss.>>562768041I do have GW though? Its still a roll.
>>562768041>Shit early game because no Groundwork>Shit midrace due to uma selection>WTF why aren't my fronts winning?
>>562766836It's your job to fix that, torena.
How long do I have to wait for my to fuck my wife?
>>562768054There isn't any race called that. You're probably thinking of the Negro Sho or the African Brothers Kimpai
>>562767175what kind of retard runs a suicide Suzuka in Pisces? I saw that strategy about 7-9 times in the CM, but it only worked once.
>>562768395https://youtu.be/6bfBhIM5tb4?si=XV1FGh97gBTRIo4l
>>562768395This is like the tenth time you're asking this. You already know the answer.
>>562765274Maybe if she jobbed less she wouldn't be put through the grinder. Yet here we are, once again.
>>562767175>/uma/ listens to this guy
>>562768496it's a ritual post newfriend
>>562768313noooooo, that image makes me feel weak inside...
>>562768443I did the same thing as he did actually. I did reason Smaru is a safer bet because she needs to be top 3 and not be a shiiter like Seiun. Won me the finals + 85 percent.
>>562768072she's overstammed, I know, but she only had 275 stamina when the KKS was on, and I didn't want to fuck around with the Classic Triple Crown, so I bought Restless. Then of course I got a major stam highroll in late spring/summer of Senior Year. Do I wish 150 of that stamina had gone into power/wit instead? sure I do
>>562768605And ritualposts are gay and stupid. Stop encouraging them.
>skip every event>watch Falco yeps the whole thing
GO GLOBAL GO
>>562768649>Seiun a shitterbecause on Pisces her accel unique is more or less useless?
>>562768674okay schizo tranny, you can go start your umajp hate anytime now, you have my permission
>>562768261Punting away speed carryover justifies a retrain; that S Maru is only getting it about 6.5% of the time. If you want a backup for when Triple 7 fails go with Glit/Rad Star. It still has a chance to fuck up carryover, but can also save it, extend KfC, or even add its own carryover/accel depending on timing.
>>562768686>trillionslol
you guys are stupid but I like you
>>562768686>6 billion in half an hour>means 430 billion over the three daysit's fucking over
Why does Falco get her own exclusive event?
>>562768801Its late. Other fronts can eat you before that. Also Seiun always struggles to stay first, its why she is a parent and only a sporadic ace.
>>562768686SWEEPY, TURN OFF MY FAN INHIBITORS
>>562768857You sound too reasonable, therefore I hate you.
get going
>>562768893She's kind of a big deal.
this pisses me off dude they literally talk to each other CONSTANTLY
>>562768686>>562768892>global gonna lose to Japan The game lost to hoyoslop...
>>562768805You love that person don't you
>>562768946>>562768857I like men
>sweepy teach me you can combine hammer and glow sticks before a racesorry danchou..
>>562768980anon, we have half the jp playerbaseWhat did you expect?
>>562769081since when can sweepy do mant
>>562769054K.
>>562768963>goes to dubai once>gets fucking destroyed
>you get a bonus ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND FANS for doing falco careersHOLY FUCK
>>562768893Falco is a regend changer. She is also round.
>>562769096>halfthat's a very generous guess
SEA hasn't woken up and most burgers are still working. We will make 10 trillion
>>562768901>Also Seiun always struggles to stay firstwhy is that? I noticed frequently SMaru and VBourbon would take the lead in Pisces, and at first I thought it was because they both have a 5s .35 velocity mid-race skill, but Bourbon's fires immediately after early-race 95%+ of the time, so I don't think it's that, per se. Especially on Longs, Seiun has a fantastic set of skills, so if her wit is properly cranked, she should do pretty well.
What if I don't want to farm Umadol fans? Curren BTW.
>>562769164Fuck off Danchou
>>562768686
>>562769194we aren't making it unless they fake the numbers
If we lose we're getting relegated to second class citizens and all our QOL updates are gone because we clearly don't deserve human rights...
>>562769162>model goes to dubai>gets (her pussy and knees) destroyedI hope they allow the japanese jockey to ride the horse at least
>>562769096>>562769181Japan is an island with the size of California, with a youth that barely cares about video games anymore We have half of THEIR player base? THE REST OF PLANET EARTH???
My global dacchis would never bot for this event, they will fight us without cheating, fair and square, am I right?
>>562769368you forgot >gets literally shit on and in
>>562769202Bourbon overtakes early, keeps the lead with similar skillsetKita accelerates alot faster, even from second place, overtakes before the cornerSmaru kisses you to death with timed massive speed boost, pray your escape artist didnt trigger.
THIS IS MY TOURNAMENT, IF I LOSE I WILL BE HUMILIATED
sex
>>562768963>Take as his jockey for the last 10+ racesOkay, now I get it.
i like falco but i don't like how dishonest the method is, she would frown if she knew someone botted to help her, that's not the true umadol way
>>562769181It's not a guess, a month ago there was a comparison made (in the thread) of TT thresholds, iirc JP has around 65-70k of players in class 6 retention while global has 25-30k>>562769394iirc JP reached 25 million downloads last month
>>562769586Cygames legalized it so eat it
>>562769586she doesn't have to know
>>562769421The first 24 hours of this event should be spent doing nothing but creating alt accounts and setting up bots on all of them. For the final 48 hours we'll get 1 trillion fans per hour.
>>562769723How about we eat our vegetables instead.
>>562769586she literally smurfed and run in assloads of g2s and g3s irl because she didn't want to compete against actual competition
>>562769394Its a product for their market. Normal people will laugh at your horsegirls worldwide.
>>562769586don't idolfags buy like 20 copies of the same album to boost their favorite idols rankings? Pretty much the same thing
>>562769770Don't do that....
trying out a goofy 70 race bonus deck, capping on power way too early thanks to it though, i wish i had guts ayabe MLB'd
>>562769886We have no time for your morality, NTR poster.
>people complaining about AriesSoon....
>>562769394it's not an even spread. Outside of Japan we also have Korea and Taiwan/China with their own servers
>>562767175>three frontswhy?
>Falco event running in the middle of the weekwhy
>>562770121what about it
>>562770121HER track
i want to fuck haru urarai want her to be scared and shaking our first time
>>562769202VB's unique is midrace velocity and her kit is all good stuff that other fronts have to work for, so her raw stat/ability quality is high. S Maru has a massive midrace unique that she can't really get cucked out of through positioning. Kitasan struggles against those two, but if she's in first or second she gets to zoom with carryover velocity and/or acceleration. I'd also mention Daiwa Scarlet's unique lets her fight for A&S from first/second, which is normally how it gets used. Beating all of those umas into the late race is a tall order for an uma like Seiun Sky that has to do it without her unique.
>>562770146Lots of people also play the JP server even if they live overseas and don't want to restart for global
How much stam do I need as a Late?
>>562770121Redshift goldship wont do this here, there are way better umas now
>>562770217Runaway gives you so much headroom if it works ends can not catch up, no matter what.
>>562770302~600
>>562769886You don't even play the game you poser
So how will the game find a way to fuck me in the ass this time?
>>562769286sauce?
>>562770554you're gonna cap speed too early
>>562770554vodka hitting NSM on every rival race forcing you to burn all your clocks and then losing epithets
global niggas really come up with garbage strategies like triple front or forcing lates into becoming ends because muh spurt then wonder why wasting hours building crap umas didn't pay off
>>562770554There won't be anymore speed anklets for the rest of the career.
broskis I'm starting to think Iinchou is kinda cute...
Late surger bros, when are we back?
>>562770680whats your strategy then non-global nigga
>>562770357Rudolf has 20% stam growth anyway, so I guess I'll run straight power sparks and see where I end up then
>>562770090Nyooo don't do it, it's not worth risking a ban>>562770529QRD on this meme?
>>562770251Those all seem like good points.I have Kitasan, do you think she'd be better as an ace for Aries than Seiun? I've been training the latter but haven't gotten a workable highroll yet, no groundwork + distance S. >t.running 3 fronts because no XOguri.
>>562768443people who want to win finals
>>562770806Oguri with plancha and just win
MIAGETA SORAKIRAMEITETA
>>562770845>Global
>>5627706251 tbsp butter2 large shallots3 tsp green peppercorns3 tbsp brandy3½fl oz red wine7fl oz good-quality beef stock4 tbsp double cream
>Everyone has 1200 spd pwr and wit>Everyone has the same skillsSo next cm is just rng?
>>562770935>post global on the global thread>anon gets mad>post jp on the global thread>anon gets mad..?
>>562770680People try out new strats instead of being obedient cattleOh the horrors
>>562770935>Global threadExplain the meme lil gup, so we all can laugh together, or are you too embarrassed with yourself?
>>562770935
>>562771023Anon is a woman what do you expect
>>562771023Nigger pretends he played JP then comes in and posts a global screenshot
>>562771000CM13 is going to be Maruzensky roulette
>>562771023let's not pretend it's a random anon and not the seething schizo that looks for any excuse to shit up the thread
>>562770121>>562770235It's her time..
HOOEEHH
Very nice, HOWEVER, I got turf S instead of medium S so it's all wasted...
>>562771113He or she plays jp thought ever I don't ever see you playing the game, you are always here getting worked up over anything that crosses your feeble mind
>>562771000>next
>>562497646>>562497646>>562497646
>>562771307>HOOEFalco, I know Curren Chan drilled a hole on her door for her trainer but that's still rude.
>>562770848I plan on using Kita, S Maru, and a third front. My wincon is to use carryover speed with Kita and S Maru's uniques. The problem is designing a third front that will stay in third behind Kita, but not be completely worthless NSM fodder for XOs. My current idea is Mayano with a high number of late race skills like Baracole and Pulse.
>>562770121
>>562766398and yet you have time to shitpost here, curious
>>562771454Jokes on you, I'd rather be in the JP thread now instead.
>>562771404Wish there was more art of these two.And with Fuku and Bright.
>>562768686>no crystal shard in rewardsi don't fucking care
>>562771818>>562771818>>562771818fresh
>>562768686GET ZE SWEEPYS
>>562771456Who brought the hole to trainers attention to be fixed when it was stretching time in Falcons schedule
if you were an umamusume would you rather win the>Japanese Derby>Arima Kinen>Champions Cup>Tenno Sho (Spring)>Japan Dirt Derby>Teio Sho
Guts is a HUGE meme
>>562772005DAHBY
>>562772005DAHBY makes you a legend even if you job every other race after apparently
>>562772005DARB
>>562772005I'd win them all
>>562766840Probably, but funny to see it's still basically a placebo where it doesn't technically do nothing, but you aren't getting big enough benefits to warrant getting it. And yet, I can only see it barely be better than the category of Tactical Tweak or anime Makween's ult of if it procs, you're in a losing position you shouldn't be in.
>>562769286but she never got stuck...
>won 24 G1/G2 races>get two fucking white sparks>1* guts...I'm guessing this is because I used the Smart Falcon card
wait the thread's dead
>>562771621yeah? that doesn't take 1 hour of my time little bro
