#223: Your New Overlord EditionPrevious Thread:>>560823541General for all things Kirby including the games, novels, artwork, and anime series.>NewsKirby Air Riders out now:https://youtu.be/Fs6fYLRfFMgKirby Air Riders: Development Insights by Masahiro Sakurai now available through Nintendo's website:https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/by-director-mr-sakurai-kirby-air-riders-development-insights-part-4/The Sound of Kirby Cafe 3 online preorders open through ValueMall (available through Play Asia or proxy services for overseas shipping), shipping within Japan April 24th:https://valuemall.site/products/kbci-00032eaAir Riders event "Pulse-Pounding Air Ride!" starts March 18:https://twitter.com/KirbyAirRiders/status/2032124458459148558>LinksOfficial Kirby Website:https://www.kirby.jp/Official Kirby Twitter:https://twitter.com/Kirby_JPOfficial Kirby Air Riders Twitter:https://twitter.com/KirbyAirRidersKirby Novel Translations Masterpost:https://www.tumblr.com/nyaagolor/653089595149434880/kirby-novel-translations-masterpostKirby Anime Translation Masterpost:https://operationhoshinokaabii.tumblr.com/watchKirby Wiki:https://wikirby.com/wiki/Kirby_Wiki>Kirby Starter Guidehttps://files.catbox.moe/pp1nhh.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/hngeck.jpg>/kdg/ Writefag Masterposthttps://pastebin.com/Mv0FdBx6>/kdg/ Pixel Worldhttps://ourworldofpixels.com/kdg>Elfilisanon's Cave Story mod demohttps://files.catbox.moe/w5yxl5.zip>Anime Box Set Booklet and Storyboardhttps://pastebin.com/V053742E>Japanese Fangame Collectionhttps://files.catbox.moe/62u3lm.zip
okay but what if we betrayed and trapped magolor in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000 years.
>>562812379>shitgon
What do you think Butter Building would look like in person?
>>562821320the tower of babel, only butter and good music
if the eventual Kirby movie doesn't have a fear warning, they fucked up.
https://files.catbox.moe/yw333w.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/71qzyz.mp4
Dedede angst
>>562822449Unless it's a Dream Land 1 adaptation, of course.
>>562828937King Dedede wants to beat Kirby but never can
>>562832076there really isn't enough in dreamland 1 alone honestly.
>>562811556>Non bunny girl OP You are the reason why we are so dead, OP
>>562839112not everything must be about coom
Poyo!!
>>562811556>Posting the hyperjew instead of Susie in a bunnysuit Shalom!
>>562847741
We outlived the love live general.
>>562858235For real?
>>562858235It's the only game franchise that's more dead fandom-wise than Kirby.
>>562858883Yes. Their last game declared EoS two days ago. And a lot of projects were canned alongside that. They are basically dead.
>>562860494I wouldn't say we're dead. Less active, yes. But we're a long way aways from being actually dead.
/kdg/
>>562862869We're truly the Marx of generals
>>562864853Actually no, almost all fighting game generals are gay commie fanclubs, /sthg/ is super duper socialist and the least that is said about any of the generals owned by Tencent or Mihoyo the better.
>>562849103They are not the same kind of capitalsim. Susie thinks that the market most be free and damn anything else including the local laws while Maglor thinks that is should be free..but only for him and the members of the merchant's guild.
>>562875769
Would Marx be nearly as iconic as he is in the West if they'd kept his name as Mark instead?
>>562877570it would've been very funny in retrospect having all those fantasy/mythological names then just some jester dude named mark.
>>562877570>Sakurai needed to make him more evil and backstabby>Gave him the name of man that started a movement that will kill more people than any war or any plague
>>562883180But Marx wasn't a Capitalist
I get the feeling the next 3d kirby might have a bit of a repeat effect of mkw vs air riders where a bunch of people latch onto kirby’s thing because they were disappointed by mario’s thing, the disappointment with the galaxy movie more and more nintendo fans longing for more linear games leaves an audience on switch 2 craving a new linear 3d platformer with a hidden story and nice atmosphere and kirby can easily fill that void
>>562895807>More secondariesNo thanks. I'd rather Kirby stay niche.
>>562896686Watch all those "Kirby fans" that will crawl out of the woodwork when the illumation movie arrives.
>>562896941I'm already dreading it. We don't need a second Right Back at Ya - we're still recovering from the first, a tumor that's just barely in remission.
Poyo
>>562897068you are only saying that because you hate the idea of kirby being a baby you degenerate
>>562897068Oh sweet summer child. You will look at Right Back At Ya with nostalgia and and love if it's even half as bad as the Mario Galaxy movie was.>Girlboss Susie if not Tiff >DDD by Jack Black doing a horrible southern accent >Black Washed Meta Knight >Kirby doing nothing >Dindunuffin bad guys double if it's a female one like Sectonia >Zero dabbing and talking in zoomer terms >Terminal Montage cameo >Samus stealing the whole movie >Rick Sanchez as Rick
>>562897673>you are only saying that because you hate blatant slop...Yes. Yes I am.
>>562897687>Black Washed Meta KnightI can see a Samuel L. Jackson Meta Knight
>>562897748you can delete everything but that won't stop me from ruining you. you are too predictable even when you hide you retard.
>>562897687You forgot how they will replace all the videogame OST with rap, pop or regae music. Imagine Seeing Kirby travel the green greens to the sound Bad Bunny.
>>562898081>RBAY defenders are schizosNo clue what you're babbling about.
>>562895807Galaxy as a movie was good, not great mind it's still a kids film at the end of the day so it's not going to be high concept artistry I'd still say it's a bit of an improvement over the first (no real life music was shocking), the only thing I would of cut from it is the dinosaur scene since it dragged on a little bit too long and didn't really have a point outside of some slapstick. honestly I don't think star fox stole the show, but he did certainly aura farm me into actually caring about that dead IP again, also making them sisters is funny as shit >>562897068Yeah they need to not do nightmare if/when the eventual movie comes along (and keep sakurai the hell away from it, I like the guy but Jesus he cannot make a good story to save his life) also samus needs to also aura farm
>>562898112The studio execs will have a popstar like Sabrina Carpenter make a hit single that will be an innuendo filled pop song about sucking things.
>>562898352suddenly, I have the urge to listen to the pinball land title screen music.
>>562898220nice deflection foid
well of COURSE it was just foidschizo causing a ruckus
>>562896686Feels like Kirby’s going down that direction whether you like it or not, the series has only been getting bigger since star allies and already has good footing on switch 2 between air riders and star crossed world despite the console not even being a year old yet
>>562898240>it's still a kids film at the end of the day so it's not going to be high concept artistryGo fuck yourself in the ass with an aids ridden bad dragon toy. When we were kids we had things like the Code Of Hero episode, an episode about self sacrifice, owning to your actions, never giving up, the value of humanity and dying with dignity, all in a childrens cartoon aimed to sell toys. You do not get to say that, nobody does, especially as a way to excuse mediocrity.
>star fox attempts to go home to the lylat region>he activates his warp drive in his arwing>but instead of being sent home, the drive malfunctions, opening a portal in space-time>[extremely heavy loud metal music intensifies]>a extremely fucking angry borb emerges and wrecks his shit because fucking hates warp tech>like god damn you can feel the sheer rage on this guy>fox is killimagine...
>>562899420Air Riders isn't a game for the mainstream public. It is the opposite to Mario Kart World for fucks sakes, you are encouraged to be as violent towards the other players as you can and all the tracks are filled with sudden turns and stage hazards that the non actual gamers hate.
>>562899615I mean this is myimoto we are talking about here he's pretty iffy about super serious stuff like that in his bing bing wahoo games (save for the RPG's for whatever reason.) it's a miracle it even had a plot.
>>562899783Since when did the Arwings have warp drives? They never leave the Lylat system in any game except Assault, and they use a massive orbital warp gate to facilitate faster-than-light transit.They're single-pilot fightercraft. Those wouldn't have great travel distance. The Great Fox exists for long-distance travel.
>>562899615Dinobot had an awesome sword.
>>562900524Star link sorta did it (albeit dubiously cannon)
>>562900263It didn't have a plot, it is the first time I see a movie that's not even arranged in the 3 act structure. It was a 90 minute clip and memberberries compilation. And that's extra offensive because Galaxy 1 is the one Mario game with an actual plot.
>>562900810Ah, the one Star Fox game I didn't play
>>562900846it's even stranger when you consider that they made the story book real, can't have the slightest bit of malcony I guess (but we can give fucking donkey kong of all people daddy issues, like what?)>>562901237it's not really a star fox game to be fair.
>>562901557Yeah but it's fun to call it that
look, all I am saying is OUR space thot is cooler then YOUR space thot
>>562901938What?
>>562902172heck, even our star children are cooler.
Wife!
>>562904732He is a very dutiful and modest wife. A real yamato nadeshiko
>>562904732THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.
>>562904732>>562905316Susie. Stop posting in this Halcandran relic theorycrafting forum on your work internet wi fi.
>>562904732What would be Meta Wife's signature meal?
>get to a secret room with flight patches >have 20 flight patches and a paper star at minute 3>sky island didn't spawn >all the events were combat related Skyah giveth and Skyah taketh away
>>562906552Shit like that makes me wonder if Skyah is sentient and Sakurai just didn't tell us because damn it feels petty whenever it happens
>>562898920Why is foidschizo even here still? The foid is gone.
>>562912402>The foid is goneYou all are welcome by the way.
bro thinks people like him lol
>>562910890>Sakurai just didn't tell uswouldn't be the first time
>>562910890maybe it's like skyloft and has the triforce inside of it or some shit.
>>562919884>99+ Missed Calls from Demise
>>562921484he could buy it off of Kirby for the low, low price of 800000G!
>>562921783Damn, Kirby would be in hot water if that call went public
>>562922104>falling for haltmann works co. disinformation campaigns
>>562906153Look all I'm saying if we just befriend Lor enough it'll let us get to more relic sites. I don't know if the terrifying dragon (Dragons? Is four dragon the normal state or is four headed one the normal one) can even have it's roars translated by what we know of the Halcandran language so we have to rely on what we have.Sure it means we gotta deal with the weirdo but well it's better than another round of "Go shuffle through Shiver Star Ruins" for the fiftieth time
>>562922104Look man, every single CEO has visited Ripple Star after Queen Ripple turned the whole planet into a fairy prostitution rig to boost their economy.
>>562923150How about if instead of giving headbutts to a wall to make friends with the wierdo that only worships money you have a go at the forgotten land? Just don't stay too long, those that do become retarded.
>>562924757That weirdo hangs around that Jester so that idiot gotta have weakspot that ain't pay to win.And hell no to Forgotten Land, like how the hell do you know you're getting mental problems being in there while you're in there?
So...are all the mcguffins in all the Kirby games Halcandran relics? The Galaxia Sword, The Amazing Mirror, The Cristal Shards, The Crown Of Dominance, Galactic Nova, Jambastion.
>>562925029You keep making simple math from time to time? Once you forget how many 2+2 is supposed to be you bail.
>>562925109Wait are the Ancients Halcandrans? I thought those were two different Civilizations.Still just how many of those fucking Clockwork Stars are out there? Like why the hell would you make them and then arm them with massive beam cannons if they were 'neutral things only made to grant wishes'
>>562925029How about a trip to the fountain of dreams to wish upon a clockwork star? I've been told by a very important person that they are not evil.
>>562925229>Like why the hell would you make them and then arm them with massive beam cannons if they were 'neutral things only made to grant wishes'Because there are many celestial bodies who grow hands and try to puch anything that comes to them.
>>562925109Not everything.>>562925229Yes they are, magolor says the ancients created the lor starcutter which he found at halcandra, the proto-type for the star cutter shows up in star crossed world, thus confirming them to be one in the same. (that's when we found out about the whole nova connection, not to mention forgo's room is basically nova's heart chamber) and that's not even talking about the whole neichel and beeping easter egg.
>>562812379it would be funny
>>562924529>ceos visiting ripple star>only three ceos seen in entire series>one has a hard-on for cyberman-ing every planet he goes to, ripple star still fine in star allies so he didn't go there (also he got shot dead so he can't bone fairies anyway)>the other two are women>nobody else is stated to be oneyou know i'm starting to think this fairy prostitution gig is actually a honeypot to kill rich people
ability tier lists:I sleep.helper tier lists:REAL SHIT
>>562901938Kek
>>562933634>>the other two are women>As if that's gonna save them from the fairy allure
gday
>>562862869"Why did you make me do this? You're theorizing so you can get that ado cunny! Think, Adofag! I'll outlast every fragile, insignificant pedofaggot in this thead! You'll live to see Adeleine fade into irrelevancy, crumble to dust and blow away! Every post and every thread you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 threads?"
>>562954124Fairy Friday on /v/
>>562933634Then it failed because the hyperjew doesn't care about anything that's not money or the Lor.
>>562925109No, even half of the shit you just said isnt from Halcandria.
kirbymon champions
>>562954872They don't ship DedeAdo there.
>>562958294begone foid
>>562958294damn
>>562925638Yea don't got a Switch2 so I can't AirRide or get the DLC expansion for Forgotten Land so wasn't in the know about that
>>562936345Helper Tier List:Human Controlled HelpersPOWER GAPAll CPU Helpers. That said Biosparks can really crank out kunai shots
>>562988152oh yeah, fred the spanyard's a bugzzy too, right?
>>562922104Luigi would be sent to kill him
>>562860494Anon, please. Just giving a quick look at /vg/ I see both Skullgirls, Senran Kagura and Etrian Oddysey, both of whom will never get a new game and the IP holder openly despises them and does everything it can to destroy it for Blackrock social score.
>>562998232the ESG money has long since dried up.
>>562999460If only. Sony had died after Concord 1 instead of getting ready release Concord 4 and still be developing Concord 5.
>>562999749that's more of a case of letting the foxes guard the hen house rather then wanting to virtue signal for fink bucks.
>>563002191Ok, how do you explain that they haven't ran out of money yet? All 5 put together + marketeen should put them at least 2 billion in the red.
>>563003483they have deep pockets + money laundering + firing the corporate drones
kirbgenics
>>563006317Sega is also a yakuza money laundering machine and even they nearly died from a single Concord. Remember Hyenas?
>>563015570I've never heard of that until now.
>>563016057The Hyenas part or the Yakuza laundering machine part?
>>563017978The Hyenas part.
>>563018007For real? It was everywhere on /v/ because that game redifined failure and had to be axed one day before release with all the money for both physical and digital returned and all evidence of it's existance removed so that the PR hit could be minimazed. And then Concord came out and erased it from everyone's memory. Anyways look at it.https://youtu.be/YGXVQxznar4?si=aKYeNOU2sb7zgJaI
kirbyenas
>>563019354What is it with these games having some of the most boring character designs known to man? You'd think that, since they're one of the main draws of the game they wanna sell, they'd have at least a bit more (i wanna say) flair to them.
>>563021435Simple, because they are only allowed to hire lame people because they have the right politics.>>563021028Oh boy, a Kirby hero shooter...
>>563025364that and shit is HEAVILY focus group tested to be as safe/marketable as possible.
>>563027336Wrong. The games that are that are things like Nikke or Blue Archive, things that have a fuckton of TnA flapping around, rock music, and violence (with little to no gameplay). Games like Hyenas, Marathon and Concord and only aimed at the commies at California and the CEOs at the funny island that doesn't exist.
>>563030589>commies>at the billion dollar private clubanon, you are very dumb.
>>563030808Why do you think that the higer education system AND the entirety of Holiwood pushes that ideology so hard?
kirby?
>>563031903Sorry we're in Real Schizo Hours with a good pile of /v/ leaking in
>>562898240Can't believe they just ass pulled a Gemini reunion of their own. Only they don't absorb animals
>...it would seem as though these thieves have a gift when it comes to finding ways to increase my contempt towards them in ever exponential ways.>Today, some of their supposed researchers decided they would attempt a more... creative approach than prior.>It seems not even the solace of my lighter dreams will be enough to isolate me from their incessant prying.>In their meddling, it seems they have found a way to channel the scraps of my self they tore off my body as a way to glance into my dreams.>How obnoxious.>First they strip me of my freedom without following the law of nature all the way through, and now they break my privacy in what little respite I have through their ever present incising of what remains of me.>What a loathsome species to have found myself stranded by.>From what I could gather off of the dreadful noise they all brought about upon looking within my subconscious realm, they certainly seem to lack the required mental capacity to comprehend it.>Although, despite their noise being a nuisance, what bothered me most was certainly just how loud their inquiries turned within their minds.>These thieves are usually far too loud with their thoughts as is, hearing them ever closer as they make direct contact with my psyche is nigh unbearable.>The only peace they had allowed me through my imprisonment had been my dreams, and now they pry even those away.>...Perhaps a more nightmarish visage for them to witness is in order...>Even if I know all too well their curiosity will lead them to pierce my mind as they have done in the past before long, I certainly need any respite I can get...Been a minute huh? Small Elfilis greentext to try and get back in the groove, my creative energy has been rather spent as of late... Sorry for the lack of art this time, it's already a struggle making myself write, but I'm happy with how this shorter green turned out. Hope you all have a nice rest of your night (or day, if you're one of the 'strayan posters here)
>>563037727And then Elfilis conjured up the Nightmare
>>563037727I feel that, though I have been making steady progress on a certain something. aphelios contarium I have started a "chapter 3" of sorts...
