Previous: >>562804319>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>first ever failed event in Uma history will be Falcon failing to get fanskek what a cucked failure of an umadol
>>562815672Nude nature
it's over for Falco
Today I will listen to yandere ASMR while doing my runs.
>>562815648Were projected to make the SR ticket were not getting 3LB Falco if Cygames would not rig it
>17 years old
I know we probably aren't getting it, but I'm gonna be pissed if I get a Finemo dupe after finally using my free selectors just before the event was announced.
Even at ONE gut she's still talking like this. The stubbornest cleric.
>>562815796Aged like milk
You WILL train WIT
Save umamusume.... SWEEPY!
STOP TRAINING WIT
tried cooking up a debuffer but she might not be very good at her job
next bread will be wheat
it's falcover
>>562815824Larp Wonder
2 trillion fans is actually, unironically impossible. We could have literally everyone in global download Sweepy, have it farm nonstop while we sleep, and it won't be enough.
are we gonna keep shitposting about falcon in the next 3 days?you do realize cygames is gonna inflate the number in the last day so we can have the ticket right?
>Farm points get points get points farm points>go fast spam careers spam careers go fastokay what if i wanna read some uma stories? what if i wanna do that?
>>562815725trve trve
>>562816008You've already read them all you little queer
>>562815945We only need 600 people running Icarus
>>562816002Yes and yes.
>>562816002we are larping as retards shut up
relax
>>562815945If only they picked a better uma to center the event on!
How over is it. From a scale from 0-10
Taiki posters are from /v/ma. Ignore them.
global jobbing..... to JAP GODS
>>562815878Smart Umas win races
>>562816002Yes because its funny and possibly the only way that cygames will ever acknowledge that MANT sucks and Global is dead
The ONE TIME (((eden))) KIKES can do something for the community they flatline
Wasted my free carrots three ten pulls and no Rudolph just the fuck ass Sirius card
>>562816008YOU CANNOT
90% of the playerbase is still sleeping
>>562816039no the fuck i havent you little cuntflapi must've spent almost a whole hour just mashing the fastforward button to get to the most current chapter of the main story but i only ever actually sat and watched the first oneand i got so many fucking uma careers i havent even done yet
guys please... can I cheese 80k fans with makween+falco card?
>>562816085Should have been Rice Shower
>>562816120They're based?
if taiki posters are from /v/ma then i'm from /v/ma
>>562816173WRONGthis 90% of the playerbase is deceased!
>>562815725Rice wouldn't say this...
>>562816047Im running Icarus if it can run on STEAM undetected
>>562816176You've had close to a year and you've made no progress. Consider that perhaps you just dont want to read uma stories.
is this truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPZP1p1iOpQ
>>562816085I HATE CURREN
>>562816126I am a free man, Im not a slave like JPniggers
>>562816294Icarus runs on nothing There's no client
the best umya in umya umyusumye is cyamying to gyobal. nishinyo flower
this thread will be bouncier
>>562816178Cheese this *unzips*>>562816047I'm not running Icarus that chink will probably forget to comment something out and I'll wake up to having 0 carats and a trillion fans + a reddit thread full of browns asking for me to be banned because I took the top club spot.
>>562816404Just wax and faith
Fixed
stop nodding off i need to farm more make myself worth something danchou will compliment me i really need it i hope he does please please please or this will all be for nothing but maybe not since we will secure our ranking better boddy please stay functional for a little longer in eed to finish my borrows for the club we have to keep iit together and far more fans please e
>>562816409So it's what, like 2500?
Falco-chan gomen nasai...
I-I don't even need that SSR Shakur anyways
>>562816510Based, Grass is cuter
>
This fan count looks super fucking bad if you crunch the numbers. 175 million fans at the moment. Roughly 600k fans per career average. 291 runs total since the event started. That can’t be right, can it bwos? The playerbase has to be bigger than that. I account for 2 million of those fans already.
>>562816002But wouldn't it be funny if they didn't?
>>562816434I LOVE Taiki's tits.
>>562815959it's been almost 12 hours since the event started...
>>562816672it's 175 billions not millions speedreader kun. It's 291,000 runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVoGET ZERO (fans)
It's okay SHKSSSSSHHH they are gonna wake up... SHKSSSSSHHH... and then the numbers will go SSHHH up SHKSSSSSHHH
I just kicked up my sweeper, don't worry global bwos!
even if Eden kept botting full force we still wouldn't make it. The world was... WEAK
>>562816758Oh. I guess I read the number too quickly too. That does sound better.
>>562815725I have no idea how they expected 1 MILLION PLAYERS to cap out each in 3 fucking daysAbsolutely ridiculous
yeah just threaten to get the game shut down
>>562816838I'm not your bwo, gwo.
I'm her strongest sweeper
>>562816782DO I GET TO PUT MY BEPIS INTO THE UMADOL UMANKO? AAAAAA
>>562815054>>562814992https://youtu.be/wLKoXlRCpzg?si=mUqjEur9tKhrz63v
Sorry Falco theres 2 days left of this event. I dont have time to farm fans that it a hopeless endevour, cmon now 2 trillion fans in Global server which has less players than JP server.
>>562816934Dober HATE
Hey trainer, do you mind explaining why you didn't buy those glow sticks from the shop?
>>562816930release what? a picture of his ass spread?
>>562816979that's a pretty normal run though...
Good morning /uma/
>>562816956Smart falcon is a brave and hard working Uma to me she’s a hero
>>562817013She only acts like that in public, she lets herself be your personal onahole when alone.
>>562817072>anon runs like a girl
>>562817078Is Seeking the Hag the second least popular uma after Ryan?
they will give the ticket only to the people who did 2 mil or more in the event and you will look like FOOLS!!!
that SLUT falco could never
>>562817085What is this deck
SHE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD UMAMUSUME YOU SICK FUCK
>>562817071
>>562817139there's plenty of umas that are less popular like Sugar Lightsher only fans are genuine rapists who get off to the idea of a woman that cant escape
>>562817203the i-need-to-clear-osaka-hai-missions deck
>SSR ticket
more like seeking the semen (mine)
>>56281708567!
>finally back home today so I can do less runs because I have better things to do like jerk off to Daisca 5 times a day
*turns off pc*hehe... time to actually sleep
>>562817236Npcs dont count
>>5628171572 million is like 3 runs wtfThey should only give it out to toreinas that did 6 million runs
>>562817204>get raped>blame the victim
>>562817250imagine the cleats
I've been and still touching grass. How was the Falco event? Couldn't do my part but I'll try to later if my contribution would matter
Do we, as trainers, actually have to feed nepobabies from rich families?
>>562817343I will kill you
>>562817269based spoiler
>>562817343It's already over, don't even bother. Falcon is hanging from a rope in her dorm. No one came to her birthday concert
>>562817343Install sweepy
BWOOOOS PLEASE DO YOUR FAN RUNS /UMAJP/ WILL LAUGH AT US
>>562817428/umajp/ doesn't play the game
>>562817139most of the nu-umas are super forgettable and not even brought up in the unpopular uma posts because no one even remembers them
>>562817314I forgot what is the highest achievement in the falco event, it should be that. If you do an arbitrary number globalbabies would just bitch and moan about it
I did my part
>>562817631Ok and
>>562817380>>562817407>>562817410I don't get it. I thought the numbers were good yesterday? I only did few runs yesterday since I thought it would be fine
>>562817663Falcos strongest soldier
>>562816002the sloptuber streamer i was watching said this last night
>>562817489
>>562817719Maybe the trick is hidden in that left-handed loop you're in.
>>562817668now do your careers
Don't worry, they'll artificially boost the fan count
Account seller bros... saudi prince bros .... this isnt looking good.... it's looking like a dead gaem....
i just got fast learner in pre debut but I still dont know what it actually doesI thought it would give you more hint levels but i still only get 1 hint leveldo you get more skill points?
>>562817663Than-
>>562817663wow, only a billion more runs like those.
>>56281781610% discount stacking with hint levelsalso bricks your run
>>562816002They wont do that. They'll leave the event as a reminder of global being the raped and then hand out the ticket anyway under some bs celebration excuse
>>562817821@umagrok edit this image so it's an ice cream cone holding Falco and her head fell off.
>>562817816All your skills become cheaper
>>562817663Dancho, kick the flatliner and take in this guy
70 RB....
>>562817860almost impossible to brick a debuffer run>>562817924does that apply retroactively and at the end of the career? or only during it?
>sky breakdancingDoes this appeal to straight males?
>>562817663Mambwo..
HOEEEEEH ARIG-ACK!!
>>562817663Mcqueen...
>>562817976>almost impossible to brick a debuffer runyou have no idea
>>562817976>does that apply retroactively and at the end of the career? or only during it?All the skills you buy from now on are 10% cheaper. Doesn't refund SP for the skills you bought before you got fast learner
Was it a bad time to take a break? I was kinda tired, I haven't played in 3 days
>>562817985I mean, it has to kinda? as a faggot this is the biggest turn off ever
ICARUS I NEED YOU ICARUS
>>562817663mambodancho...
>>562818032but does it still work at the end of the career when you buy skills?
>>562818041I don't think it would matter. I'm also taking a break but seeing the numbers seems like it's impossible in the first place.
>>562814394Can you explain this in European terms? Thanks.
>>562817985Nyo?
So are the events from now on gonna give us lots of basic skill books? So i can give umas with expensive ass 180-base-cost skills a discount and actually spread these books out instead of concentrating them on a single oshi?
>>562817985front players arent straight
>>562818102yeppers
>>562817985I mean look at what they did to BakushinFrontniggers are faggots like @VF
>>562818041nah, it's better to take a break than burnout forever, I'm also doing only one run per day to avoid that
This event is made to be failed bwos, don't worry about it. Next week we will get a Curren event just like this except each run will give 5x fans.This event is just a Falco humiliation ritual.
>>562818107hungarians calling romanians gypsies
they're going to rig it they're not retarded enough to let their game look dead
>>562818126Now this is designed with gamers in mind
hoeh global is dead?
>no change in graphs except for mineNo one is playing huh...
The current event numbers ain't looking good. What happened to MANT won't kill uma, globaltards?
>>562818107It's like a Manchester United fan telling a Manchester City fan that their team is the worst of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mnW88bdvhQExclusive footage of Doto's 30th birthday event.
Forgot daylight saving ended so now my fan gain looks less impressive...
Global bwos this is so sad...what uma do I goon to
>>562818383You cant hide this number when JP has twice the numbers, game is literally dead since you are forced to MLB majority of the meta support for it to be useful
>>562818126I love this game so much.
and this is with inflated fancounts from the scenario...cuckblazer really killed the game huh...
How many days did JPs have with their Falco event anyway? 3Trillion without botting from JP seems very high
>>562817719we are less than 10% done in and 1/6 into the event.
>>562818138I hope soI prefer to spread the love
>>562818534uma for this feel?
>>562818517all of them
>>562818549They had it on the weekend I hear but that might be the only difference
>>562818182great, I always assumed that you want it early like charm so throughout the run everything gets cheaper, but that means that I could grab it anytime assuming I didn't buy anything yet
grass is so hot gonna build her in a secondbig assflatcutejust everything
this event won't be better
>sir, do we release the "kill the fucking game" scenario fourth time sir?>yes. NEVER back down, not even in the face of apocalypse
>Nice Natie didn't finish her chain
>>562818764She is a weebShe needs to be more American
>>562818764tits too small
>>562818787evil horse
>Global browntubers be like: MANT is akshually le good and will save Global>meanwhile the sole 日本人 that actually played MANT: it's dogshit, try to survive this dogshit scenarioI guess the gaslighting wasn't enough to save global if you fags are struggling to clear this event even with brownbotters active
>>562818875Literally impossible
>>562818841that's okay tooI love americansI was a westaboo BEFORE it became uncool again>>562818875wrong, just wrong
>>562818901name 1 global umatuber that said that everyone was already dooming about mant back in February.
>>562818882Does CyGames' depiction of Tama have even the tiniest slightest hint or reference to the historical horse kicking mares to death
Failed a 1% training which would have given me all rainbows for summer camp...
>>562818379LOL>>562818437Sorry I dont watch football
In case any future anons have the same issue as me trying to set up sweepy and archive dive, to stop uma from crashing 5 minutes in on mumu turn off windows hypervisor platform and virtual machine platform. I have no idea why but that worked.
>>562818971
>>5628189711 is not 0
>>562818931her blush when she wins a g1 is too cute
I want people to remember this event the next time they try to gaslight me into believing the TT numbers aren’t inflated.
grass is probably a real freak in the sheetsshe just gives off that vibe
SWEET PEAI NEED YOU SWEET PEA
>>562819053
3 days in the middle of the weekWhy?
>>56281905735,000 players times 800,000 a day is still nowhere near 2 trillion.
>>562818764>>562818931I like her relationship with Pasa and her inevitable F A T arc. Here victory pose where she looks proud of herself and her little ears are poking up is cute too.
>>562819057Global TT numbers is actually way lower than JP
>>562818901You should listen to japs and expect the exact opposite desu. They praised unity and it was worst shit ever. They hated mant and the only real issue with mant is clocks, otherwise the scenario is EXTREMELY fucking fun
CURREN WILL SAVE US
>MANT revived the game>release Falco event >look inside >not even half way through This only means MANT did not revive the playerbase but only intlated the fancount for remaining players or the sweats that some clubs straight out dropped in ranks meanwhile others shoot up. Grand Live will be butter.
>>562819203Truth to be told I like the gameplay of TS Climax more than Unity, there should just a superskip / quick race for things to become more bearable in terms of respecting global player's time.
>>562818901Global isn't in a recession for the past 20 or so years so we don't need to slave away farming for a random SSR ticket
>>562819245>MANT revived the gameNo one said this>Grand Live will be butterDoubtful
Have we considered that maybe Falco just isn't that popular and nobody wants to be her fan?Maybe if they ran Haru or Golshi we'd be done by now.
>>562819203Feels like you're only saying this because you had the foresight and QoL released in advance.
>>562819234Curren is busy with me
>>562819203that's exactly how i was feeling. Unity had me extremely burned out and only doing the bare minimum.I am actually enjoying my MANT runs.
>>562819203Sorry, brownoid. All that copium won't save you from global failing the falcon event 草
brocked
>>562819245Grandlive made JP whales quit
>>562818931too small.
the scenario gap is real desu
>>562819203why are you here instead of doing more falco runs bootlicker-kun?
>we are on pace to get 1.1T fans which is not even enough to get MLB falcoIt is a great moment to start coping that they will give all rewards anyway
>>562819408>Whales leave and and honest F2P staySounds good to me
>>562819169Keep gushing over Grass, its cute
>>562819203The real issue with MANT is that it's extremely fucking long. I'm looking forward to MANT being over using up all my borrow runs no longer takes over three fucking hours.
>>562819234Not accepting help from a demon
>>562819420oh my god SHUT UP THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT SMALL AS LONG AS THERE'S SOMETHING
>>562819471sweepy is running for me
>>562819487WOAHHHHH this is CUNNY AND UOHOHHHHHH forgive me trump im about to commit ToT
>>562819245MANT revived the playerbase but Falco killed it.
>>562819203sure thing john cygames
>>562819203No the main complaint is how long runs takethat's the problem with the scenario, listen less to brown youtubers
>>562819487I would hit 3 trillion fans on my own if umas looked like this
>>562818598Idk but i got my Grass Wonder right here
>>562819530Traena I hope you're ready to feed your uma more wit
I used all my borrows just before the Falco event started... Sorry, without borrows I can't play...
When does anime Teio become good?Her unique is probably one of the coolest on the game with the OP kicking in for the rest of the race
>>562819667No umas are best when they're almost retarded
>>562819203>They hated mantI would also hate MANT if it was release without any patch or any foresight like we have>have to buy items one by one>have to use items one by one>don't know how to play the scenario effectively>couldnt plan ahead with your cards >didn't know you needed to mile sparks >have to experiment with decks
>>562819689i've lost to anime teio more than i'd like to admit in CM
>>562819689you can win with her if you have like 4k sp on late teio
>>562819689
>>562819689wdym she has been good ever since her ult got buffed
>>562819203>race rng in unity is shooo bad!>anyway racing 40 times in TB is kino
>>562819525god she's so adorable
>>562819203>the only real issue with mant is clocksthis is the least problematic part of the scenario
>>562819203>They hated mantYou would also hate MANT if you had to buy + use every item one at a time
>>56281980295% of the time i can cap speed with trackblazer with 2 speed cards unlike unity
Can you guys give me an uma wife that would gaslight me?
>>562819838kys japgarbage. You are an embarrasment. Not knowing how to play the game after so long. Gross.
>>562819802unity you just mostly have to trainthe extra races are just that, and doesn't take your turns
Either of these worth anything?
>>562819689>Her unique is probably one of the coolest on the game with the OP kicking in for the rest of the raceoh shit it does that? That's cool. i need to train her. got her from some random pulls so might as well i guess.
>>562819930Yepper
The real event was Mejiro Anthem
>>562819912curren chan
>>562819912
>>562819836
>>562819959so when do we get this in the jukebox?
>>562819914have you thought about how you only need clocks if you lose a race, and if you simply don't lose races you don't need to use clocks?
>>562819912Dream Journey
>>562819912Gold Ship
>>562819912imagine this is the smug oguri pic
>>562819912mejiro ramonudream journeymeisho doto
>>562819930yeppers can be used as a brick in your deck that dispenses NSM
global is doomed and disgrace is inevitable
>>562819727Did Korea and Taiwan get pissed at MANT even with foresight?
>>562819974Lewd
yeppers is stronger than agnes cuckyon desu 60 stats from event
When does Special Week, aka the face of the franchise, get good?
I fucking hate NTR.It's the only card that ALWAYS fucking completes the event chain, and all the events are energy down.
>>562819203MANT is fun because we know what cards to get.Imagine having no idea the SSR power level, upcoming cards, you didnt save clocks and have no RB cards.Meanwhile Unity is terrible - RNG partially outside your control for 5 times with no reset, skill hints are rare and random and parents are dogshit affinity wise
>slurpers are still defending MANT even as their playerbase keeps dying and global fails this eventwhy are browns like this? sunkcost?
Why do nips love that face umas make on the Wit training so much? Is it because it makes their tits look bigger or because they look like they are getting eaten out?
>>562819487I wonder if they would ever do loli versions of umas. They'd sell easy.
>>562819974CUTIE
>>562820063Summer Spe is strong when evolved skills are out
>>562819959My ancestor(s)...
>>562819981Going from training front kita and end golshi to pace oguri I started doing exactly that, it helps very much
>>562820085>grind event on a fucking workday with half the playerbaseIt was destined to fail>>562820132You get one in 3 days
>>562820085they've sunk more cost into unity though?
>>562820132Ponies...
>>562819946Yeah, the anime opening plays in the background.Anime McQueen also has music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlUsflET2aw
The thing about MANT burnout is the time wasted when you have to kill a career you spent 20 minutes on because it isn't worth spending an extra 30 mins on a failed bad seed runGot a bad mood right before the previous race too btw. Imagine getting mood nuked to awful in 2 turns then failing to cure in infirmary then getting 2nd last in Arima despite having over 800/600/700/300/300 statsGod I'm so tired
>>562820063Chiyo HATE
>>562820085the cat thing poster shouldn't say mean stuff like this
fuck this game and fuck rng, im going back to minecraft pvp
>>562819978We already got it
>>562819978bro...
>>562819768>Have to get her to Late A and get Mile AThat sounds miserable>>562819730>>562819794Her ult seems pretty inconsistent, when was it buffed?>>562819946Yeah it's sick.
>>562820196btw, skin troubles has a chance of lowering mood by two stages, so you can literally go down from great to awful in 1 turn if you proc it on a turn with a mood down event
HORNY FOR BIG BOOBED UMA TSUNDERE
>>562820196>The thing about MANT burnout is the time wasted when you have to kill a career you spent 20 minutes on because it isn't worth spending an extra 30 mins on a failed bad seed runThis literally just happened to me. I've been sitting here for an hour between that failed career and this one that I'm just finishing. It's miserable.
>>562820381Id dm you somewhere to save you if I could
call the sparks
Daiwa wouldn't wait 3 years
>>562820470That's gay anon...
>>562820381>>562820470Any good AI uma h videos to fap to since we already failed Smart Falcon's event. I dont like Iwara shitty music videos.
>>562820515anon cm11 is already over...
>>562820196my luck was awful todayi killed 4 borrows in junior year and the last after 1st summerit's just not worth the time trying to salvage a shit run unless it's made it to senior year
>>562818549They had twice as long like they do with every other event.
>>562820531Oops
>>562820337it was part of that huge balance patch we got some months ago, previously there were no preconditions, she has to do all that after the final corner, now it only has to happen once during it and it will trigger on the last straight, it's pretty consistent nowshe could work late as the other anon said, I used to take her end, but now she's forced to pace but she's still strong (not oguri strong, oshi strong)
>>562820582It's a parent for CM13..
>>562820123
>>562820563fapping to AI sloppa is bad>>562820470it's okay I can appreciate daisca here while actually trying to do a front for cm12
>>562820605>They had twice as long like they do with every other event.And they really expect us to get 2T in 3 days? What the fuck.Did they base the fan gain from all the top clubs and botters or what
>>562820515okayhello sparks
imagine thinking jp cucks arent mega botters as well
>>562820652I might try and do a medium long rotation then, because there is no shot I will get her mile and late to A.I already made two of my aces for this CM so I have time to fuck around and make something stupid
can someone tell me to get off my ass and start getting ready for bed
>>562820085cause they put too much money into this game
>>562820735Wrong number. This is Bobo
>>562820782no
>>562820683colt dia...
3 DAYS?IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORK WEEK?
>>562820704>fapping to AI sloppa is badAI has changed my fapping life. Even if it isn't perfect I can genuinely create any sex position, any setting, any scenario, with any character. If I wanted Daiwa Scarlet to get fucked by that horse demon guy from Dragon Quest, AI allows me to create it.
>>562820782do a fan run and go to bed
>>562820849i wanna rape helios so bad
>>562820563>AI uma h videosI miss grok, it was killed too early...https://litter.catbox.moe/ntqint.webm
global failing the event would be hilarious nglwhales don't even need the selector and it's just what's left of the poors scrapping for points
>>562820839Show me a sample
>>562820683So... Wich one is it? Boobs or oral? Maybe both
I will never run out of clock because sweepy is too dumb to use it
>haven't drank in a while>decide to down a glass of whiskey>stomach burning, eyes blurryIt's owari da, see you guys.
>>562820889Nice des!
>>562820952I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>562820889I need umanko
>>562820718Sorry, I lied. I actually have no idea.
>>562820812rude>>562820849but I already did 20m today...
All these doomposting about the Falco event is just discouraging me to do runs
>>562820889try ltx2.3 i think all the sloppers are using that
>>562821013If your dumb American brain can do the math, you'll easily figure out its all useless
Global probably doesn't even have 100k active players...
>>562820839Can you actually generate any fetish? Qrd? I have some niche ones I am not telling
>>562820874she's a good girl that loves torepi there's no need for rape
>>562821013it won't failthey will fudge the numbers
>>562821013the numbers are literally only there to distract you
I am not frontkek but i cant stop running her careers. It is miserable, I dont have the parents, I need to level both angling and focus to not dump clocks, I am skipping tenno sho because it is impossible to win with low stam and yet she is so beautiful and charming and cheerful and silly I can’t stop. I come from work thinking about kita, I play 8 hours a day thinking about kita, I go to sleeps thinking about kita and last night I was dreaming about kita and I didn’t want to wake up this morning. I really really really REALLY love kitasan
>>562821092How many players are active in class 5, if people add class 6 and class 5 thats probably the number of active players. Can someone kindly take a screenshot of class 5Class 4 are subhumans
>>562821096If it's too niche you may need to train a model yourself (don't, stop now) but AIslop can generate anything
>>562821092if it did, we would each have to do 20m fans in the event. it's dumb
ah yes the triple account bot
>>562820683Little Dia was so cute
My next selector will be KitasanI didn't get her with free pulls and I need her as a parent
Digitan LOVE
Was the JP event also 3 days short? Or did we get fucked over by ACCELERATING too hard on the schedule?
>>562821290I really like the Jiangshi Digitan and DotoThey are probably th best Halloween alts.The Shakur and Kris S are a close second
>>562821195The usual sloppa works with pixiv or danbooru tags right? I never got in when the big boom happened so I never learnt how to set it up
>>562821268>there's a fucking ladderwhyI will literally never be free now
we only need 1 million players doing 2m each to hit the goaloh we only have 100k players? 20m each then>that doesn't sound badin 3 daysyou barely hit that in a month, Mambros
>>562821372all events have the same duration as jp
Instead of solving the botter problem they just made an event specifically for botters to abuse lmao
>fine... you can borrow my trillion fans hehe
any gold ship babies going to run the dahby this year?
does this matter for CM12 rooms?
>sexy loli Rudolf exists >no porn made This world is cruel
>real horse raisesSHUT UPLITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UPI DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DUBAI CUPI DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAUDI CUP SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP HORSEKEKS
Didn't know when falco sang "get zero" she meant global player count
>>562821394Yes, if there is art on danbooru or pixiv, it should be in by default on any generic model.
>>562820929Lewd grass...
I don’t get the glaze around Sirius in the fandom. She just seems like a massive cunt for no reason.
I just noticed that the small fart card gives extra fans. A question to jp players who played it bakc then, will this increase on higher uncap levels? Is this supposed to ramp up, with the biggest hurdle being the first day?
>>562820929
Grass would only wear traditional Japanese outfits. She would never wear daisy dukes or crop tops.She has abandoned her American identity
>>562821546It matters. Select Satsuki Sho and it will automatically set the right course.
I'm going to start unfriending everyone who mentions player counts or fan targets.
>>562821713no lmao
>>562821712she won the DAHBY
452494284524942845249428CM12 test room
The roundest Umadol needs more fans
>>562821440I hit 40 mil last month, but I felt I played too much.
I don't care about the Falco event
He is posting slop porn again
>>562821529Meisho Narukami is the only one I can think off of the top of my head.
>>562821713No it's only 80k and only counts for the event, it doesn't even give extra fans for the club
>>562821731did you really have to post that
Cygames-sama tasukete!
>>562821712Hot + rapist + domination loss + femdom
>>562821890But Grassfag asked for it...
Dober/Ryanfags, do you guys inherit another acceleration, or do you just go all in on velocity inherits?
>>562821731Im impressed and bewildered slop anon
Is this how CBfags die?
>everyone will only have a 0LB Falkek or 1LB at most Curren won
>>562821829very insightful
>>562821731why did mcqueen do this
>>562821546yes, those are two entirely different racetracksOuter is American JCC and it looks schizophrenic
>>562821890I am torn if I should roll for Bijin or two other umas to be my dedicated dirt pace chaser
>>562821731BASED BASED BASED
>>562821712From my understanding Sirius' personality was based on his owner, who was also a massive cunt.
>>562821829>>562822039grassbros...new race888110748881107488811074
>>562822049what the fuck is that squiggly line
>>562821731Daiwa Whitaker...
>>562822150There are Straights, there are Corners, and there is Neither the squiggly line is Neither, and no Corner or Straight skills can proc during ut
>>562822146lucky pace coinflips are unfortunately not very useful for reference
Sirius and Daiichi Ruby are the only umas I actively dislike
>>562822146Holy shit, are you guys actually playing ace Grass?
>>562821731Seek Jesus
>>562822031I MLB'd mine while rolling for Kitasan a year ago
>>562822007>fagsCB is fucking hot thoAnd her voice is even hotter
>>562821546this should explain it
>>562822292her voice is pure sex
good nightlove you all lots
