Previous: >>562804319>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>first ever failed event in Uma history will be Falcon failing to get fanskek what a cucked failure of an umadol
>>562815672Nude nature
it's over for Falco
Today I will listen to yandere ASMR while doing my runs.
>>562815648Were projected to make the SR ticket were not getting 3LB Falco if Cygames would not rig it
>17 years old
I know we probably aren't getting it, but I'm gonna be pissed if I get a Finemo dupe after finally using my free selectors just before the event was announced.
Even at ONE gut she's still talking like this. The stubbornest cleric.
>>562815796Aged like milk
You WILL train WIT
Save umamusume.... SWEEPY!
STOP TRAINING WIT
tried cooking up a debuffer but she might not be very good at her job
next bread will be wheat
it's falcover
>>562815824Larp Wonder
2 trillion fans is actually, unironically impossible. We could have literally everyone in global download Sweepy, have it farm nonstop while we sleep, and it won't be enough.
are we gonna keep shitposting about falcon in the next 3 days?you do realize cygames is gonna inflate the number in the last day so we can have the ticket right?
>Farm points get points get points farm points>go fast spam careers spam careers go fastokay what if i wanna read some uma stories? what if i wanna do that?
>>562815725trve trve
>>562816008You've already read them all you little queer
>>562815945We only need 600 people running Icarus
>>562816002Yes and yes.
>>562816002we are larping as retards shut up
relax
>>562815945If only they picked a better uma to center the event on!
How over is it. From a scale from 0-10
Taiki posters are from /v/ma. Ignore them.
global jobbing..... to JAP GODS
>>562815878Smart Umas win races
>>562816002Yes because its funny and possibly the only way that cygames will ever acknowledge that MANT sucks and Global is dead
The ONE TIME (((eden))) KIKES can do something for the community they flatline
Wasted my free carrots three ten pulls and no Rudolph just the fuck ass Sirius card
>>562816008YOU CANNOT
90% of the playerbase is still sleeping
>>562816039no the fuck i havent you little cuntflapi must've spent almost a whole hour just mashing the fastforward button to get to the most current chapter of the main story but i only ever actually sat and watched the first oneand i got so many fucking uma careers i havent even done yet
guys please... can I cheese 80k fans with makween+falco card?
>>562816085Should have been Rice Shower
>>562816120They're based?
if taiki posters are from /v/ma then i'm from /v/ma
>>562816173WRONGthis 90% of the playerbase is deceased!
>>562815725Rice wouldn't say this...
>>562816047Im running Icarus if it can run on STEAM undetected
>>562816176You've had close to a year and you've made no progress. Consider that perhaps you just dont want to read uma stories.
is this truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPZP1p1iOpQ
>>562816085I HATE CURREN
>>562816126I am a free man, Im not a slave like JPniggers
>>562816294Icarus runs on nothing There's no client
the best umya in umya umyusumye is cyamying to gyobal. nishinyo flower
this thread will be bouncier
>>562816178Cheese this *unzips*>>562816047I'm not running Icarus that chink will probably forget to comment something out and I'll wake up to having 0 carats and a trillion fans + a reddit thread full of browns asking for me to be banned because I took the top club spot.
>>562816404Just wax and faith
Fixed
stop nodding off i need to farm more make myself worth something danchou will compliment me i really need it i hope he does please please please or this will all be for nothing but maybe not since we will secure our ranking better boddy please stay functional for a little longer in eed to finish my borrows for the club we have to keep iit together and far more fans please e
>>562816409So it's what, like 2500?
Falco-chan gomen nasai...
I-I don't even need that SSR Shakur anyways
>>562816510Based, Grass is cuter
>
This fan count looks super fucking bad if you crunch the numbers. 175 million fans at the moment. Roughly 600k fans per career average. 291 runs total since the event started. That can’t be right, can it bwos? The playerbase has to be bigger than that. I account for 2 million of those fans already.
>>562816002But wouldn't it be funny if they didn't?
>>562816434I LOVE Taiki's tits.
>>562815959it's been almost 12 hours since the event started...
>>562816672it's 175 billions not millions speedreader kun. It's 291,000 runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVoGET ZERO (fans)
It's okay SHKSSSSSHHH they are gonna wake up... SHKSSSSSHHH... and then the numbers will go SSHHH up SHKSSSSSHHH
I just kicked up my sweeper, don't worry global bwos!
even if Eden kept botting full force we still wouldn't make it. The world was... WEAK
>>562816758Oh. I guess I read the number too quickly too. That does sound better.
>>562815725I have no idea how they expected 1 MILLION PLAYERS to cap out each in 3 fucking daysAbsolutely ridiculous
yeah just threaten to get the game shut down
>>562816838I'm not your bwo, gwo.
I'm her strongest sweeper
>>562816782DO I GET TO PUT MY BEPIS INTO THE UMADOL UMANKO? AAAAAA
>>562815054>>562814992https://youtu.be/wLKoXlRCpzg?si=mUqjEur9tKhrz63v
Sorry Falco theres 2 days left of this event. I dont have time to farm fans that it a hopeless endevour, cmon now 2 trillion fans in Global server which has less players than JP server.
>>562816934Dober HATE
Hey trainer, do you mind explaining why you didn't buy those glow sticks from the shop?
>>562816930release what? a picture of his ass spread?
>>562816979that's a pretty normal run though...
Good morning /uma/
>>562816956Smart falcon is a brave and hard working Uma to me she’s a hero
>>562817013She only acts like that in public, she lets herself be your personal onahole when alone.
>>562817072>anon runs like a girl
>>562817078Is Seeking the Hag the second least popular uma after Ryan?
they will give the ticket only to the people who did 2 mil or more in the event and you will look like FOOLS!!!
that SLUT falco could never
>>562817085What is this deck
SHE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD UMAMUSUME YOU SICK FUCK
>>562817071
>>562817139there's plenty of umas that are less popular like Sugar Lightsher only fans are genuine rapists who get off to the idea of a woman that cant escape
>>562817203the i-need-to-clear-osaka-hai-missions deck
>SSR ticket
more like seeking the semen (mine)
>>56281708567!
>finally back home today so I can do less runs because I have better things to do like jerk off to Daisca 5 times a day
*turns off pc*hehe... time to actually sleep
>>562817236Npcs dont count
>>5628171572 million is like 3 runs wtfThey should only give it out to toreinas that did 6 million runs
>>562817204>get raped>blame the victim
>>562817250imagine the cleats
I've been and still touching grass. How was the Falco event? Couldn't do my part but I'll try to later if my contribution would matter
Do we, as trainers, actually have to feed nepobabies from rich families?
>>562817343I will kill you
>>562817269based spoiler
>>562817343It's already over, don't even bother. Falcon is hanging from a rope in her dorm. No one came to her birthday concert
>>562817343Install sweepy
BWOOOOS PLEASE DO YOUR FAN RUNS /UMAJP/ WILL LAUGH AT US
>>562817428/umajp/ doesn't play the game
>>562817139most of the nu-umas are super forgettable and not even brought up in the unpopular uma posts because no one even remembers them
>>562817314I forgot what is the highest achievement in the falco event, it should be that. If you do an arbitrary number globalbabies would just bitch and moan about it
I did my part
>>562817631Ok and
>>562817380>>562817407>>562817410I don't get it. I thought the numbers were good yesterday? I only did few runs yesterday since I thought it would be fine
>>562817663Falcos strongest soldier
>>562816002the sloptuber streamer i was watching said this last night
>>562817489
>>562817719Maybe the trick is hidden in that left-handed loop you're in.
>>562817668now do your careers
Don't worry, they'll artificially boost the fan count
Account seller bros... saudi prince bros .... this isnt looking good.... it's looking like a dead gaem....
i just got fast learner in pre debut but I still dont know what it actually doesI thought it would give you more hint levels but i still only get 1 hint leveldo you get more skill points?
>>562817663Than-
>>562817663wow, only a billion more runs like those.
>>56281781610% discount stacking with hint levelsalso bricks your run
>>562816002They wont do that. They'll leave the event as a reminder of global being the raped and then hand out the ticket anyway under some bs celebration excuse
>>562817821@umagrok edit this image so it's an ice cream cone holding Falco and her head fell off.
>>562817816All your skills become cheaper
>>562817663Dancho, kick the flatliner and take in this guy
70 RB....
>>562817860almost impossible to brick a debuffer run>>562817924does that apply retroactively and at the end of the career? or only during it?
>sky breakdancingDoes this appeal to straight males?
>>562817663Mambwo..
HOEEEEEH ARIG-ACK!!
>>562817663Mcqueen...
>>562817976>almost impossible to brick a debuffer runyou have no idea
>>562817976>does that apply retroactively and at the end of the career? or only during it?All the skills you buy from now on are 10% cheaper. Doesn't refund SP for the skills you bought before you got fast learner
Was it a bad time to take a break? I was kinda tired, I haven't played in 3 days
>>562817985I mean, it has to kinda? as a faggot this is the biggest turn off ever
ICARUS I NEED YOU ICARUS
>>562817663mambodancho...
>>562818032but does it still work at the end of the career when you buy skills?
>>562818041I don't think it would matter. I'm also taking a break but seeing the numbers seems like it's impossible in the first place.
>>562814394Can you explain this in European terms? Thanks.
>>562817985Nyo?
So are the events from now on gonna give us lots of basic skill books? So i can give umas with expensive ass 180-base-cost skills a discount and actually spread these books out instead of concentrating them on a single oshi?
>>562817985front players arent straight
>>562818102yeppers
>>562817985I mean look at what they did to BakushinFrontniggers are faggots like @VF
>>562818041nah, it's better to take a break than burnout forever, I'm also doing only one run per day to avoid that
This event is made to be failed bwos, don't worry about it. Next week we will get a Curren event just like this except each run will give 5x fans.This event is just a Falco humiliation ritual.
>>562818107hungarians calling romanians gypsies
they're going to rig it they're not retarded enough to let their game look dead
>>562818126Now this is designed with gamers in mind
hoeh global is dead?
>no change in graphs except for mineNo one is playing huh...
The current event numbers ain't looking good. What happened to MANT won't kill uma, globaltards?
>>562818107It's like a Manchester United fan telling a Manchester City fan that their team is the worst of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mnW88bdvhQExclusive footage of Doto's 30th birthday event.
Forgot daylight saving ended so now my fan gain looks less impressive...
Global bwos this is so sad...what uma do I goon to
>>562818383You cant hide this number when JP has twice the numbers, game is literally dead since you are forced to MLB majority of the meta support for it to be useful
>>562818126I love this game so much.
and this is with inflated fancounts from the scenario...cuckblazer really killed the game huh...
How many days did JPs have with their Falco event anyway? 3Trillion without botting from JP seems very high
>>562817719we are less than 10% done in and 1/6 into the event.
>>562818138I hope soI prefer to spread the love
>>562818534uma for this feel?
>>562818517all of them
>>562818549They had it on the weekend I hear but that might be the only difference
>>562818182great, I always assumed that you want it early like charm so throughout the run everything gets cheaper, but that means that I could grab it anytime assuming I didn't buy anything yet
grass is so hot gonna build her in a secondbig assflatcutejust everything
this event won't be better
>sir, do we release the "kill the fucking game" scenario fourth time sir?>yes. NEVER back down, not even in the face of apocalypse
>Nice Natie didn't finish her chain
>>562818764She is a weebShe needs to be more American
>>562818764tits too small
>>562818787evil horse
>Global browntubers be like: MANT is akshually le good and will save Global>meanwhile the sole 日本人 that actually played MANT: it's dogshit, try to survive this dogshit scenarioI guess the gaslighting wasn't enough to save global if you fags are struggling to clear this event even with brownbotters active
>>562818875Literally impossible
>>562818841that's okay tooI love americansI was a westaboo BEFORE it became uncool again>>562818875wrong, just wrong
>>562818901name 1 global umatuber that said that everyone was already dooming about mant back in February.
>>562818882Does CyGames' depiction of Tama have even the tiniest slightest hint or reference to the historical horse kicking mares to death
Failed a 1% training which would have given me all rainbows for summer camp...
>>562818379LOL>>562818437Sorry I dont watch football
In case any future anons have the same issue as me trying to set up sweepy and archive dive, to stop uma from crashing 5 minutes in on mumu turn off windows hypervisor platform and virtual machine platform. I have no idea why but that worked.
>>562818971
>>5628189711 is not 0
>>562818931her blush when she wins a g1 is too cute
I want people to remember this event the next time they try to gaslight me into believing the TT numbers aren’t inflated.
grass is probably a real freak in the sheetsshe just gives off that vibe
SWEET PEAI NEED YOU SWEET PEA
>>562819053
3 days in the middle of the weekWhy?
>>56281905735,000 players times 800,000 a day is still nowhere near 2 trillion.
>>562818764>>562818931I like her relationship with Pasa and her inevitable F A T arc. Here victory pose where she looks proud of herself and her little ears are poking up is cute too.
>>562819057Global TT numbers is actually way lower than JP
>>562818901You should listen to japs and expect the exact opposite desu. They praised unity and it was worst shit ever. They hated mant and the only real issue with mant is clocks, otherwise the scenario is EXTREMELY fucking fun
CURREN WILL SAVE US
>MANT revived the game>release Falco event >look inside >not even half way through This only means MANT did not revive the playerbase but only intlated the fancount for remaining players or the sweats that some clubs straight out dropped in ranks meanwhile others shoot up. Grand Live will be butter.
>>562819203Truth to be told I like the gameplay of TS Climax more than Unity, there should just a superskip / quick race for things to become more bearable in terms of respecting global player's time.
>>562818901Global isn't in a recession for the past 20 or so years so we don't need to slave away farming for a random SSR ticket
>>562819245>MANT revived the gameNo one said this>Grand Live will be butterDoubtful
Have we considered that maybe Falco just isn't that popular and nobody wants to be her fan?Maybe if they ran Haru or Golshi we'd be done by now.
>>562819203Feels like you're only saying this because you had the foresight and QoL released in advance.
>>562819234Curren is busy with me
>>562819203that's exactly how i was feeling. Unity had me extremely burned out and only doing the bare minimum.I am actually enjoying my MANT runs.
>>562819203Sorry, brownoid. All that copium won't save you from global failing the falcon event 草
brocked
>>562819245Grandlive made JP whales quit
>>562818931too small.
the scenario gap is real desu
>>562819203why are you here instead of doing more falco runs bootlicker-kun?
>we are on pace to get 1.1T fans which is not even enough to get MLB falcoIt is a great moment to start coping that they will give all rewards anyway
>>562819408>Whales leave and and honest F2P staySounds good to me
>>562819169Keep gushing over Grass, its cute
>>562819203The real issue with MANT is that it's extremely fucking long. I'm looking forward to MANT being over using up all my borrow runs no longer takes over three fucking hours.
>>562819234Not accepting help from a demon
>>562819420oh my god SHUT UP THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT SMALL AS LONG AS THERE'S SOMETHING
>>562819471sweepy is running for me
>>562819487WOAHHHHH this is CUNNY AND UOHOHHHHHH forgive me trump im about to commit ToT
>>562819245MANT revived the playerbase but Falco killed it.
>>562819203sure thing john cygames
>>562819203No the main complaint is how long runs takethat's the problem with the scenario, listen less to brown youtubers
>>562819487I would hit 3 trillion fans on my own if umas looked like this
>>562818598Idk but i got my Grass Wonder right here
>>562819530Traena I hope you're ready to feed your uma more wit
I used all my borrows just before the Falco event started... Sorry, without borrows I can't play...
When does anime Teio become good?Her unique is probably one of the coolest on the game with the OP kicking in for the rest of the race
>>562819667No umas are best when they're almost retarded
>>562819203>They hated mantI would also hate MANT if it was release without any patch or any foresight like we have>have to buy items one by one>have to use items one by one>don't know how to play the scenario effectively>couldnt plan ahead with your cards >didn't know you needed to mile sparks >have to experiment with decks
>>562819689i've lost to anime teio more than i'd like to admit in CM
>>562819689you can win with her if you have like 4k sp on late teio
>>562819689
>>562819689wdym she has been good ever since her ult got buffed
>>562819203>race rng in unity is shooo bad!>anyway racing 40 times in TB is kino
>>562819525god she's so adorable
>>562819203>the only real issue with mant is clocksthis is the least problematic part of the scenario
>>562819203>They hated mantYou would also hate MANT if you had to buy + use every item one at a time
>>56281980295% of the time i can cap speed with trackblazer with 2 speed cards unlike unity
Can you guys give me an uma wife that would gaslight me?
>>562819838kys japgarbage. You are an embarrasment. Not knowing how to play the game after so long. Gross.
>>562819802unity you just mostly have to trainthe extra races are just that, and doesn't take your turns
Either of these worth anything?
>>562819689>Her unique is probably one of the coolest on the game with the OP kicking in for the rest of the raceoh shit it does that? That's cool. i need to train her. got her from some random pulls so might as well i guess.
>>562819930Yepper
The real event was Mejiro Anthem
>>562819912curren chan
>>562819912
>>562819836
>>562819959so when do we get this in the jukebox?
>>562819914have you thought about how you only need clocks if you lose a race, and if you simply don't lose races you don't need to use clocks?
>>562819912Dream Journey
>>562819912Gold Ship
>>562819912imagine this is the smug oguri pic
>>562819912mejiro ramonudream journeymeisho doto
>>562819930yeppers can be used as a brick in your deck that dispenses NSM
global is doomed and disgrace is inevitable
>>562819727Did Korea and Taiwan get pissed at MANT even with foresight?
>>562819974Lewd
yeppers is stronger than agnes cuckyon desu 60 stats from event
When does Special Week, aka the face of the franchise, get good?
I fucking hate NTR.It's the only card that ALWAYS fucking completes the event chain, and all the events are energy down.
>>562819203MANT is fun because we know what cards to get.Imagine having no idea the SSR power level, upcoming cards, you didnt save clocks and have no RB cards.Meanwhile Unity is terrible - RNG partially outside your control for 5 times with no reset, skill hints are rare and random and parents are dogshit affinity wise
>slurpers are still defending MANT even as their playerbase keeps dying and global fails this eventwhy are browns like this? sunkcost?
Why do nips love that face umas make on the Wit training so much? Is it because it makes their tits look bigger or because they look like they are getting eaten out?
>>562819487I wonder if they would ever do loli versions of umas. They'd sell easy.
>>562819974CUTIE
>>562820063Summer Spe is strong when evolved skills are out
>>562819959My ancestor(s)...
>>562819981Going from training front kita and end golshi to pace oguri I started doing exactly that, it helps very much
>>562820085>grind event on a fucking workday with half the playerbaseIt was destined to fail>>562820132You get one in 3 days
>>562820085they've sunk more cost into unity though?
>>562820132Ponies...
>>562819946Yeah, the anime opening plays in the background.Anime McQueen also has music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlUsflET2aw
The thing about MANT burnout is the time wasted when you have to kill a career you spent 20 minutes on because it isn't worth spending an extra 30 mins on a failed bad seed runGot a bad mood right before the previous race too btw. Imagine getting mood nuked to awful in 2 turns then failing to cure in infirmary then getting 2nd last in Arima despite having over 800/600/700/300/300 statsGod I'm so tired
>>562820063Chiyo HATE
>>562820085the cat thing poster shouldn't say mean stuff like this
fuck this game and fuck rng, im going back to minecraft pvp
>>562819978We already got it
>>562819978bro...
>>562819768>Have to get her to Late A and get Mile AThat sounds miserable>>562819730>>562819794Her ult seems pretty inconsistent, when was it buffed?>>562819946Yeah it's sick.
>>562820196btw, skin troubles has a chance of lowering mood by two stages, so you can literally go down from great to awful in 1 turn if you proc it on a turn with a mood down event
HORNY FOR BIG BOOBED UMA TSUNDERE
>>562820196>The thing about MANT burnout is the time wasted when you have to kill a career you spent 20 minutes on because it isn't worth spending an extra 30 mins on a failed bad seed runThis literally just happened to me. I've been sitting here for an hour between that failed career and this one that I'm just finishing. It's miserable.
>>562820381Id dm you somewhere to save you if I could
call the sparks
Daiwa wouldn't wait 3 years
>>562820470That's gay anon...
>>562820381>>562820470Any good AI uma h videos to fap to since we already failed Smart Falcon's event. I dont like Iwara shitty music videos.
>>562820515anon cm11 is already over...
>>562820196my luck was awful todayi killed 4 borrows in junior year and the last after 1st summerit's just not worth the time trying to salvage a shit run unless it's made it to senior year
>>562818549They had twice as long like they do with every other event.
>>562820531Oops
>>562820337it was part of that huge balance patch we got some months ago, previously there were no preconditions, she has to do all that after the final corner, now it only has to happen once during it and it will trigger on the last straight, it's pretty consistent nowshe could work late as the other anon said, I used to take her end, but now she's forced to pace but she's still strong (not oguri strong, oshi strong)
>>562820582It's a parent for CM13..
>>562820123
>>562820563fapping to AI sloppa is bad>>562820470it's okay I can appreciate daisca here while actually trying to do a front for cm12
>>562820605>They had twice as long like they do with every other event.And they really expect us to get 2T in 3 days? What the fuck.Did they base the fan gain from all the top clubs and botters or what
>>562820515okayhello sparks
imagine thinking jp cucks arent mega botters as well
>>562820652I might try and do a medium long rotation then, because there is no shot I will get her mile and late to A.I already made two of my aces for this CM so I have time to fuck around and make something stupid
can someone tell me to get off my ass and start getting ready for bed
>>562820085cause they put too much money into this game
>>562820735Wrong number. This is Bobo
>>562820782no
>>562820683colt dia...
3 DAYS?IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORK WEEK?
>>562820704>fapping to AI sloppa is badAI has changed my fapping life. Even if it isn't perfect I can genuinely create any sex position, any setting, any scenario, with any character. If I wanted Daiwa Scarlet to get fucked by that horse demon guy from Dragon Quest, AI allows me to create it.
>>562820782do a fan run and go to bed
>>562820849i wanna rape helios so bad
>>562820563>AI uma h videosI miss grok, it was killed too early...https://litter.catbox.moe/ntqint.webm
global failing the event would be hilarious nglwhales don't even need the selector and it's just what's left of the poors scrapping for points
>>562820839Show me a sample
>>562820683So... Wich one is it? Boobs or oral? Maybe both
I will never run out of clock because sweepy is too dumb to use it
>haven't drank in a while>decide to down a glass of whiskey>stomach burning, eyes blurryIt's owari da, see you guys.
>>562820889Nice des!
>>562820952I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>562820889I need umanko
>>562820718Sorry, I lied. I actually have no idea.
>>562820812rude>>562820849but I already did 20m today...
All these doomposting about the Falco event is just discouraging me to do runs
>>562820889try ltx2.3 i think all the sloppers are using that
>>562821013If your dumb American brain can do the math, you'll easily figure out its all useless
Global probably doesn't even have 100k active players...
>>562820839Can you actually generate any fetish? Qrd? I have some niche ones I am not telling
>>562820874she's a good girl that loves torepi there's no need for rape
>>562821013it won't failthey will fudge the numbers
>>562821013the numbers are literally only there to distract you
I am not frontkek but i cant stop running her careers. It is miserable, I dont have the parents, I need to level both angling and focus to not dump clocks, I am skipping tenno sho because it is impossible to win with low stam and yet she is so beautiful and charming and cheerful and silly I can’t stop. I come from work thinking about kita, I play 8 hours a day thinking about kita, I go to sleeps thinking about kita and last night I was dreaming about kita and I didn’t want to wake up this morning. I really really really REALLY love kitasan
>>562821092How many players are active in class 5, if people add class 6 and class 5 thats probably the number of active players. Can someone kindly take a screenshot of class 5Class 4 are subhumans
>>562821096If it's too niche you may need to train a model yourself (don't, stop now) but AIslop can generate anything
>>562821092if it did, we would each have to do 20m fans in the event. it's dumb
ah yes the triple account bot
>>562820683Little Dia was so cute
My next selector will be KitasanI didn't get her with free pulls and I need her as a parent
Digitan LOVE
Was the JP event also 3 days short? Or did we get fucked over by ACCELERATING too hard on the schedule?
>>562821290I really like the Jiangshi Digitan and DotoThey are probably th best Halloween alts.The Shakur and Kris S are a close second
>>562821195The usual sloppa works with pixiv or danbooru tags right? I never got in when the big boom happened so I never learnt how to set it up
>>562821268>there's a fucking ladderwhyI will literally never be free now
we only need 1 million players doing 2m each to hit the goaloh we only have 100k players? 20m each then>that doesn't sound badin 3 daysyou barely hit that in a month, Mambros
>>562821372all events have the same duration as jp
Instead of solving the botter problem they just made an event specifically for botters to abuse lmao
>fine... you can borrow my trillion fans hehe
any gold ship babies going to run the dahby this year?
does this matter for CM12 rooms?
>sexy loli Rudolf exists >no porn made This world is cruel
>real horse raisesSHUT UPLITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UPI DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DUBAI CUPI DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SAUDI CUP SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP HORSEKEKS
Didn't know when falco sang "get zero" she meant global player count
>>562821394Yes, if there is art on danbooru or pixiv, it should be in by default on any generic model.
>>562820929Lewd grass...
I don’t get the glaze around Sirius in the fandom. She just seems like a massive cunt for no reason.
I just noticed that the small fart card gives extra fans. A question to jp players who played it bakc then, will this increase on higher uncap levels? Is this supposed to ramp up, with the biggest hurdle being the first day?
>>562820929
Grass would only wear traditional Japanese outfits. She would never wear daisy dukes or crop tops.She has abandoned her American identity
>>562821546It matters. Select Satsuki Sho and it will automatically set the right course.
I'm going to start unfriending everyone who mentions player counts or fan targets.
>>562821713no lmao
>>562821712she won the DAHBY
452494284524942845249428CM12 test room
The roundest Umadol needs more fans
>>562821440I hit 40 mil last month, but I felt I played too much.
I don't care about the Falco event
He is posting slop porn again
>>562821529Meisho Narukami is the only one I can think off of the top of my head.
>>562821713No it's only 80k and only counts for the event, it doesn't even give extra fans for the club
>>562821731did you really have to post that
Cygames-sama tasukete!
>>562821712Hot + rapist + domination loss + femdom
>>562821890But Grassfag asked for it...
Dober/Ryanfags, do you guys inherit another acceleration, or do you just go all in on velocity inherits?
>>562821731Im impressed and bewildered slop anon
Is this how CBfags die?
>everyone will only have a 0LB Falkek or 1LB at most Curren won
>>562821829very insightful
>>562821731why did mcqueen do this
>>562821546yes, those are two entirely different racetracksOuter is American JCC and it looks schizophrenic
>>562821890I am torn if I should roll for Bijin or two other umas to be my dedicated dirt pace chaser
>>562821731BASED BASED BASED
>>562821712From my understanding Sirius' personality was based on his owner, who was also a massive cunt.
>>562821829>>562822039grassbros...new race888110748881107488811074
>>562822049what the fuck is that squiggly line
>>562821731Daiwa Whitaker...
>>562822150There are Straights, there are Corners, and there is Neither the squiggly line is Neither, and no Corner or Straight skills can proc during ut
>>562822146lucky pace coinflips are unfortunately not very useful for reference
Sirius and Daiichi Ruby are the only umas I actively dislike
>>562822146Holy shit, are you guys actually playing ace Grass?
>>562821731Seek Jesus
>>562822031I MLB'd mine while rolling for Kitasan a year ago
>>562822007>fagsCB is fucking hot thoAnd her voice is even hotter
>>562821546this should explain it
>>562822292her voice is pure sex
good nightlove you all lots
>>562822146soulful epithets
>>562822146>>562822240>>562822247round 2 goes to Kitasanlast round695420586954205869542058
>>5628220313LB at this pace
>>562822292>food isn't already eatenfake mr fat ball
Gentildonna can't come soon enough, she already drained so many loads off me
>>562822375ily2 *chuu*~
MLB NTR. Let's go.
>>562821712The glazing is annoying I agreeBut the thing I hate more is that she's treated as a serious uma despite being a pathetic jobber with 1 lucky win meanwhile other umas that actually achieved more like say Spechan or Falco are treated as gag characters
OUR FREE SSR....
>>562822335>taman umami dalam padang kudahuh
>>562822375night umadacchi, chu chu
>>562822516it's so fucking over
>>562817663>>166 billionGrim and kwab
>>562822394okay this one was an intense race, literally neck to neck finish secret bonus round because in all 3 races my xoguri didn't activate her unique a single time with 4 recovery skills183678651836786518367865
I want Brian to give me a rimjob
>>562822623>not in the top 5KWAB
I'm gonna have to waste one of these to MLB the event card.......
>>562822623Incredibly close
>>562822498It's almost like Cygames didn't know what direction to take with the franchise until 1-2 years into the game
>>562821680Which one do you use? If you don't mind me asking
Silly Symboli
They are letting me have SS ranks now.
ignited spirit pwr any good?
>>562822916It's an acceleration skill that works for any styles, on any position.
>>562822623room is still open pls join18367865
>>562822695Wanna know the cheese strat?
Gold City feet in my mouth
suck ntr clitoris
>>562822452cows
>>562822084base yeppers kinda blows just wait for the valentines version with the other cafe alt
>>562822623>>562822967pump = ggthanks for joining everyone
>>562822623What did this Teio have?I am curious. I probably won't be able to replicate it but still want to know
>Yoshida wants Haruten to be shortened to 2400mhttps://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2041460977728963071?s=20
>>562821712It’s ironic because Rudolf IS the chosen one with 7 g1 wins and sirius is fucking nobody second rate uma. And speed fucking mogs her in both hag appeal and sex appeal, the only way one could like sirius the way I see it is if they want to rape correct her.
>>562822872CHU CHU CHU *suction sounds* NOM NOM LICK
>>562823269literally built for domination loss and mindbreak
>>562823210was this a frontless lobby?
>>562823186Her base version has NSM thoughSurely she can't be that bad.
>>562823076this was premeditated btw
>grand love plan
>>562823394yeah no fronts
i love frontless umas!
>>562823261BASEDTOTAL LONG DEATH
>>562822959Ya I just see its random phase = 2 and /uma/ hates skills that are similar to it so im just wondering
>>562821712>>562823269Made for domination loss + vanilla sex + unwanted pregnancy + marriage + pregnancy
>>562823546Biko is so cuteI wish she was my little sisterI can't wait for her to come out.
the REAL golden boy of the symboli clan btw
>>562823526>/uma/ hates skillsI assume it's from the OYL/Head-On from CM11? It's bad if it's your ONLY acceleration. Stacking several gambles is nice, especially since ignited power can be cheap depending on inspirations.
JRA Oka Sho hype videohttps://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2041426116460855774?s=20
>>562823261>killing stayers for goodjaps are imitating frogs again with their obsession on classic distances
Does Tachyon have higher chance of fast learner? I did 1 tachyon career and got 2 different fast learner events both proccing the skill, then started a new one and got it again. Wtf
Receive Uma bj or Eat Uma out?
>>562823625whoops
>>562823695Is that TsuyoshiI'm glad he is still aliveHe deserves love.
>>562823787yes
>>562823701sunday silence cum did this
>>562823787yeah, yesterday when he got his cake
>>562823720Why not both?
>>562823720never eat pussy, potential virus risk
>>562823720Eat uma out
>>562823779My autistic and cool wife...
>>562822774This is copeSo many winners end up as gag characters. Creek, Ogufat, McFat, Vodka, Scarlet, KawaPri etc, the list goes on and yet conveniently this singular single G1 shitter uma is the one being treated as a serious character toootally not because she happens to have "Symboli" in her name
>>562823720
>>562823720depends on the uma, but I'm not really a bj guy so I'd say for most I'd prefer eating her out
>>562823787He sadly didn't even have posts during his birthday even though he's still alive
>>562823261Shadai Farm representative Teruya Yoshida said, "I want the Spring Tenno Sho to be made 2400 meters. If it's 2400 meters, horses can use it as a stepping stone to the King George. It's true that there's a trend where winning the 3200-meter Tenno Sho actually lowers the value of a stallion as a stud. It's no longer in line with the times. Soon it might become a dull race full of long-distance horses. If it's made 2400 meters, the level of the participating horses will clearly be higher." His younger brother, Katsumi, has also proposed a similar reform. This proposal has sparked both support and opposition.long sisters it's over....
After 5 borrows, this is the only one that produced Medium S. But what am I missing? More skills? Max power and wit?
>>562823859not my fault you never got your hpv vaccinethe real answer is 69 of course
I don't want SSR ticket anyway
>>562823889
>>562823957Power cap and more skills yeah
>>562823787Alive and well
>>562823631gotcha well fug I guess I gotta redo my parents again
https://youtu.be/9z9yco3V-H8?si=fLCLjL8GrX_9JaMT
>>562823942>statcels ruining yet another aspect of a sport because "it doesn't generate more money"These people ruin everything
>>562823261>>562823942if this hecking happens will they be forced to change it in game too?
200 billion!We are halfway to the first reward!
>forced to go in summer with no charms and one +20 vita energyJust end my run senpai.
>>562824081nyo
>>562823979Tbh this is not a selector so I don’t care about another 0LB SSR(that would be useless at MLB anyway) I would get
we should hornypost more, actually
>>562821731Me on the left
what do you mean that oka sho doesn't translate into mommy award in english?! but le okaasan!!!
>>562824092bwos...
>>562824120>free stuff is bad actuallythe coping starts.............
>>562823942>Shadai Farmyeah no wonder
>>562824138
>>562823957more midrace skillsalso isn't radiant star kinda dogshit? its like 360 skillpoints
>>562824092
HAHAHAHAHA
>>562822452If... they give her a wedding outfit, will you wait to pull for that?
>>562824120This It'll just be wit Shakur or guts Spe anyway. Dotn fall for the SSR gaslight.
>>562824124Facts
>>562824030did they laminate the sashes?
>>562824179we lose the useless free shit, in return we get to continue sweeping since the nips won't make a fuss about it
>>562824092I'm doing my part!
>>562824260Doesnt look like it, but they did put them in a nice protective case
What the fuck. Since when was f4m censored to senpai?
>>562824321Since 8 years ago
>>562824321for a long time newfriend tbdesu
>>562824243I can always pull both, still 1 year and a bit though...
>>562824240Oh wow, I was going to call you retarded but Gemini isn't a long...
>>562824319
CLOCKED OUT ON OKA SHO AND LOST NHK MILE AWARD
>>562824319folder doko
Sweep the leg
>don't use clocks on parent runs>don't use clocks on parent runs>don't use clocks on parent runs>uses clock on a parent runFUCK
>>562824302
>BWEEEEEEH I WANT ALL SWEEPY BOTTERS TO BE LE BANNED*Falco event drops*>B-Botter-sama pls use your bots so I can get the r-rewards......You ready to strip and do a naked dogeza for sweepchads, /uma/?
>>562824302Thank you, Jackson.
>>562822815I used to pay for NovelAI but stopped since I don't really goon to AI anymore
forgot to use a charm with my megaphone and weight award
>>562824594nyeeesss sweep san sugoi uheheh
>>562824594tell those sweepchads to hurry up we ain't getting shit from this event otherwise
This brat’s pussy is fucking magical isn’t it
>>562824724that's a juvenile
>>5628240922 billion in 9 minutes, at this rate it's going to take 6 days to reach 2 trillion...
kitasansexoooooooooo
You know waking up early despite being unemployed really has a lot of benefits.I can jerk off to umas when I wake up and be ready to do it again after lunch and then still have the whole rest of the day ahead of me
>>562824792Out of ten!
>>562823408lets just say that mayano has nsm too
>>562823259that Teio is mine
>>562824594If they were able to reach 2T I will but they can't even pull it off despite botting so that makes them even a lot worse and even more banworthy
You're laughing. Falco is going to be hunted down by the yakuza for missing her quota, and you're laughing.
>>562823942((((shadai))))
>>562824594The way it’s looking, not only you faggots inflate TT scores and club fan counts, the ONLY fucking time you could prove yourself useful you fail to deliver to the point where we wont even get the MLB falco. You should unironically just kill yourself
>>562824879Yeah that doesn't seem feasible for meBest I could do is probably replace the Top Road with Windy, and replace the Sunday with her power alternative and Flower with I don't even know what. I don't have any wit card MLB besides Tachyon and Sunday and I don't have Flower MLB
>>562825041they all get pregnant like 17 years olds to me
>>562824594I like the details of her panties being curled like she took them off in a hurry for (You)
>>562825041Out of 10!
We already failed, but who the fuck cares about 0LB Air Shakur anyways. I will use my SR crystals on falco card and pretend nothing went wrong
>>562825041No she's not, that is my wife
>>562824594the one time botter scum can redeem themselves and they cower in hiding like little fucking ratskike behaviour
>>562824861Yeah but Maya can't run on dirt right?
What's sex with Kawakami Princess like
>>562825071is this some lora? based
>>562825101>only lewds of my wife are aislopthis is glorpshit
>>562824823I've been doing that for few months now, wake up 7am, fap, do dailies/use up my TT resource and do 1 parent or ace run depending if CM is happening, then when I'm back from work I can jerk off again and reset happens
I don't like it when Helios calls me Unc.
I wonder if someone tipped off the botters that this event was supposed to out them
sybau unc
What if the counter isn't counting correctly?
I don't like how quickly Shakur gave in to Sirius' shitty ""threat""Like hy would a horse that was so hard to handle people took a lottery to see who's in charge of her for the day submit to some weak mindbroken horse that bit off its own tongue
>>562825164*she is drinking juice
What os this sweeper anon speaks of
Trying a Falcon run with B Turf has been a horrible mistake that I had to quit Never again
>>562825165>didn't post my lustful induced image
>>562825294JP people have been complaining about how watered down Air Shakur is in the game
>>562825294doto whipped her into submission
m-minna?where are you going?
>>562824594please sweepchads save us....
SHART FARTCUM trending in the SHARTS
>>562825324the fans...
>>562825130vigorous
>>562825412This is not bg3 general tho..
>>562825031Yeah, if you only have Tachyon for wit then you're forced to borrow Fine Motion, Marvelous power to replace Nishino, and another surprise card you may have be it Pasa power for Killer Tunes, yeppers for NSM, or Vodka speed (lol) / Top gun speed for accel hints.
>>562825335No they haven't? Are you hoping people are just gonna trust that because you said "JP players said this?"I don't have yellow fever you little homo
>12+ hours>60 hours left>we are not even 1/5 in
>>562825294>horse that bit off its own tongueQRD?
>>562824963What seems to be wrong with the word shadai anon?
>>562824642Hmm I don't know if I'd pay for goonslop but I'm sure there has to be a free local model that works well enough for my needs
[sad news] JP players are vocal about global underperforming and they are very happy
>>562825346>nonzero possibility of an art influx of Falco being alone at an empty birthday venue that she set up for her fans that never came
>>562825554There is a thread on /h/ go check it out for local models.
>>562825370god naked dogeza is so fucking hot
post nishino flower dogeza
>>562825483Calm down brownoid
>>562825587This would be so hotI hope they draw her with extra tears
>>562825446I do have Pasa at like 2LB but that's a stretch.If I am forced to borrow FineMo then I can't get NSM and that basically a death sentence.Kitasan, Windy, Sunday, Pasa, Tachyon, Bijin borrow would be the shitty deck I run. The wit will be like 900 or something
I like Falco a lot and I wish everyone would be nicer...
>>562825587god that would be so hot >>562825561>and they are very happyeden got what they wanted, nips will never complain to cygay about botting
>frogposters/v/ma... go away...
>>562825520Sirius KWABOLI was so stress during his stay in other country and because the caretakers were shitty that he bit his tongue bit by bit. Apparently a common occurrences to horses.
>>562825647You can bite the bullet and take nimble navigator parents.
>>562825627>happy alt where she's performing to her trillions of fans for her birthday concert>snap back to reality, and 95% of them are bots that were never activated
hey /uma/!have some cheese
Falco loves giving "fanservice" to her fans in alleyways or under a bridge after her shows
we need to up the porn posts to show the /v/mafags how we do it around these parts
>>562825647That's 52RB with your 2LB pasa, sounds good. You can try power+wit parents. NSM is too good so if you don't have yeppers at any LB then you can't indeed borrow FM.
>>562825741Would Nimble Nav + Head-on even be enough? I feel like the Oguri is already in Egypt by the time you reach max speed with only those two as your accels
>keroposter
Bear with me nowI'm still using my LB1 SSR falcobut I RBmaxx to reach 50rb anyways
>>562825781I'm trying...
>>562824936succubus
When Tsuyoshi comes out I would like to run Rudolf, Teio and her in a CMNot sure how it will be but it sounds fun.
>>562825843alt that was literally made to have her stomach ruined (improved) by pregnancy
you either a smart falcon or a fart smalcon
GLOBAL IS FUCKING DEAD LMAO
you want headon, umastan, tail, and go with the flow
The 5 stegospawns but as Keroro Gunso characters
>>562825561They should have made the scenario a bit more easierIt’s just too long for casual gamer and the NPC Umas beating you up in key races are just too much I do 5 runs a day. 3 of them I actually get to complete
>great with this amount of energy i can still click wit after the ra->Lovely Racing Weather *musical note*
>>562825961lazychads won
I like crossover art
sigh
>>562826006let me smash
german boobs...
>>562825981>I do 5 runs a day. 3 of them I actually get to completebro just use sweepy and go outside, 1 is already too much
What is Opera O setup for this cm?>inheritI don’t know anything except never goof up for pace chasers>cardsDoesn’t need finemo or pasa, natty skill doesn’t work, the only card she really needs is NTR I guess?>muh pace chasers dont le workMy dick says she works
>>562825961>incorrectly set based on JP requirementsThey're implying Globalgawds can't fucking make it. Lmao.
>>562825961>PUMP IT>PUMP IT AGAIN
>>562825961KWAB
>>5628259372 pace 1late/end seems like it'll hurt you more than your opponents
I was hoping to see more cute Falco pics and not any of this
falco is a failure and a hack
What are your honest thoughts on Cafe and her fat womb?
>>562825961>"You guys are fucking useless you are like 5 times the population of Japan and can't even get close to their numbers here have the rewards damn"
>>562825714I don't know why but Fuji making these faces feels so out of place for me lol I do love the bigger tits though. Got more?
>>562826003True
im begging you please post the nishino flower dogeza
>>562826117Yeah but it's a cute comp.Rudolf can be run in pace too though!3 pace might be better
>>562825961>is realthe absolute state of this game
>>562826093I can't wait to be a puppy-chan.
>>562825961Shamefur dispray globalsisters.
>>562825961LMAOTHE GLOBALKEKS HUMILIATION RITUAL BEGINS
>>562825961
>>562825961concession accepted
>>562826243she's going to need you to whisper genuine words of validation every moment once she comes back from europe, you're not ready for that
>>562825961STOP THE COUNT
Shall I save you, Falco?
>>562825961This feels like they're degrading global
>>562826080Take NSM, you can wait until Daiwa power card comes out and borrow that for golden Head on if you have Bijin wit.
>>562826198I like Cafe's behavior from what I know but I haven't read her career so I feel like I'd be a liar if I called myself a fan.
>>562825961If the event was for a cute uma like Curren there would never have been a problem
>>562826003
The Tokyo dome was too big for you Falco, we have an elementary school gymnasium you can use for your concert instead.
>>562825961UMA MILIATION RITUAL
but all the brownoids and browntubers here kept insisting MANT is good? Nice deadge, retards
>>562826198I like how she marks you early with that night you two spent along
@umagrok play Laisu character song
If this was a Curren event we already would have the ticket.
you can legit smell /v/ here now
We lost to the Japanese...
Daily reminder that Global's release nearly doubled Cygames' revenue as per their FY25 reportshttps://pdf.cyberagent.co.jp/C4751/lAG8/VUtm/OxAi.pdf
Who here holds the Fuji Kiseki and Satono Diamond smut?
i like Falco more than CurrenShe seems more wholesome and cute
>>562826328They should desu. There’s a stark difference between the Japanese grinder vs a global one
>>5628264521 dollar is worth millions in yen.
>>562825961lmaothis is literally the gacha equivalent of dying twice on a boss, and the game asking you if you want to lower the difficulty setting
>>562825961LMAO cygays overestimating global, BRING ON THE QOLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>562826302You can't even fathom how ready I am for that.Ever since reading F/SN as a young, impressionable teen, I've been ready for it.
>>562826418post more fat bavarian tits
i just want umamusume 2. i dont want this to be another gbf slop
>>562826452That was Shadoba2 akshually
>>562825961>we realized MANT killed more people than we expectedgood, now accelerate this shit scenario already
Do you guys ever think to yourself,>maybe I am retarded
>>562825961THANK YOU CYGENEROUS>THANK YOU CYGENEROUSTHANK YOU CYGENEROUS>THANK YOU CYGENEROUSTHANK YOU CYGENEROUS>THANK YOU CYGENEROUSTHANK YOU CYGENEROUS>THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
>>562825781/v/mafags are still banned you know
Weren't seapags supposed to be obsessed with ai and shit? Why aren't they ai'ng their way to 2 trillion?
>decide to start the 3 day grind event>for the scenario that takes an hour to complete>at the start of the work week>right after the Easter long holidayShitposting aside, genuinely what the fuck were they thinking
>>562826418they make themselves stand out so much
The one who doxxed Shakur was Doto
>>562826537make me
B-BUT THE WORLD WAS STRONG....
Circle flopped. Deploy Square.
>>562826537Nein
ignore /v/mapost comfy
>>562826543More often than I'd like.
>>562825961Shoot whoever decided to put out this statement. This just shows you have no confidence in your playerbase, and tells the playerbase that they're playing a dead game. You're supposed to fudge the numbers behind the curtain, not tell them they're taking 31 off 6d6 and ending the session.
>>562826539>i just want umamusume 2. i dont want this to be another gbf slopit already isat least danchud appears in grubba eventsthe toreina is completely missing in every event in this kusoge
>>562826567>localizers>thinking
globalbwo...
Did you complete the survey?Cygames needs the data to know what the real playerbase wants :)
>>562825961Falco....
>>562826629luv this artist
>uma is kill by MANT for the 4th timewhat was cygames thinking, releasing this without JP ver modern Qol
>>562826629I can't wait for PalmerToo bad I don't have any of her two preferred parents
>>562825961>got hit with luigi mode
>>562826678>doxxxing 4chan to cygamusu
>>562826712dont worry they'll learn their lesson for the next serv- oh .... there is no next server
>>562826712It is the cygames special
>>562826678where is that shit?
>>562826629
I've never felt this utterly humiliated... Falco-chan... I'm so, so sorry... I failed you...
>>562826586they can't help themselves I guess
>even grubbers are taking a break from slaving in GW to laugh at uma globalHow will this general ever recover from this humiliation ritual?
Global eos incoming...
>>562826605In terms of having resources to copy from We only have foresight as our true advantage
>>562826768https://x.com/i/status/2041342701199573238
>>562826658Fuck off, everyone with a brain knows uma global is dying. Where are the people that spent $1000~$2000 on the 0.5% kitasan banner, all gone.
>cygays-sama but the QOLThe nips were doing 3 trillion on base MANT and shit cards. Global already has some minor QOL added to MANT.
>>562826712>killed jp>killed tw>killed krsomehow they though global would be different
I GOT MAMBO AS THE LOADING CHIBI AND FORGOT TO SCREENSHOT FUCK
ALART ALARTMANT CONFIRMED KILLED GLOBALIT'S UMAOVERI BLAME RICE VILLAIN
>>562826598Kek, I knew there was a reason she was in the flashbackThe game is really subtle with evil Doto
>>562826889load the steamcharts
>>562822498Spechud is literally the main character though???
【SAD NEWS】
>>562826413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZkwPAp0Qs&t=69s
>>562826974Oguri ATM
>>562825961To be fair, uma was a sensation in japan. That typically means millions of loyal fans. Especially since it came out during covid, just like how genshin became huge despite being pretty lame. Uma in global was just a fad. Do you see any of the big streamers still playing it?
>>562825961every other gacha general is laughing at us
>>562824441>>562825961Get your free dolphin pornhttps://files.catbox.moe/dce8ng.rar
>>562825961Falco's concert was so bad she drove fans away...
>>562826952>but /v/ma told me global was dying....
>>562825961To be fair, we don't have 1.4 billion chinks using VPNs like JP did.
>>562827032I don't see streamers
its joever, guess ill just play a better game
>>562827061proofs!?
>numberfaggotry/v/ermin BEGONE
Cant we all be friends instead?
i fucking hate /v/ggers
>>562822498I thought she’s presented as a rebellious washout that drifted away from her former friend Rudolf, who became the star student
>>562827081We cant even reach 60k like JP does.
>>562827127what the hell happened in february?
cope and seethe
Motherfuckers really just set everything on JP schedule then let everything run on auto to squeeze money in a different server for the 4th time
>Soon the shitposters will be gone because the game is "dead" and the thread will be comfylove it
>>562825961EEEEHHHHH EASY MODO? KIMOOOOOI
>>562827081barely a month after and we are already reaching pre-MANT numbers...
>/v/ma polluting the thread againNUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
we lost to this....
I don't know why we're doomposting but I want to fit in
>>562827295I kneel
>>562827294JEJ
>>562826481Maybe if the game wasnt so censored compared to JP, dacchis would grind more.
>>562827295Never ever stop posting this
>>562827320LIMGAWDs... we kneel....
>>562827295based
>>562827294audible chuckle
guess the new goal, /uma/will they cut it in halfor remove one 0 outright
>>562827323If you wanna fit in with the cool kids, you gotta post steaming umas.
WOW I LOVE RUNNING LATE MILES
>>562827320Limbabs simply have the better game
>>562827320Limbdevs aren't stingy with free shit and actually listens to feedback
>>562827294>big broI think this should be curren instead.
>>562826678Don'tCyjews will unironically sell your data and send you 300 carats if you are lucky
>>562827320Limbus is a fucking VN anon its gonna get new players when new story is added
>>562827479retard did you run with mile C, green woman was right this time?
>>562827479>he thinks we don’t see tazuna commentC apt doesn’t work
>>562825961the rapedwe'll never live this down....
everyone will forget about this event in 3 days
>>562825961And thus /uma/'s century of humiliation begins
>>562827623Well duh
Curren won.I run like this.It's over.
you can't convince me this isn't a discord raid
Perfect!Now that we have baited cygames it's time to turn on the bots!
>>562827239fatigue before mant droppedi basically didnt bother doing runs the first half of march
>>562827623yes but the fact mant was gonna kill global and cynigger still let it happen for the 4th time will stays as a black stain forever in the history book
>>562825961>They literally said "lmao you're all shitters"
Please don't be so rude to /bee/fags they are going through a lot ;___;
>>562827239>dirtslop CM>MANT was going to drop after so there was zero reason to make aces/parents
>>562825961japs are so fucking retardedleave the gacha games to the chinks and gooks and go back to making soulslop clones
>>562827295Glad to see that one propagating
>>562827757We're never this active at this hour especially on a weekday
>>562825961this is worse than an actual eos derop
>>562825961Where's your fancy bots lil niggas? I thought you wasn't scared of no bans? I thought you was the big man compared to weak ass takeshis?
>we're sorry you're not as good as we thought
>>562827295limbuschads really won
>nips fucked up by running the event during the workweek instead of the weekend like the original JP event>shamefully put out a notice instead of just secretly bumping the numbersBased. I expect a special naked dogeza animation with Falco at the end of the event, as well as a free SSR selector.
>>562827757/v/ fags are banned from posting there what did you expect
>>562827239MANT with no QoL killed the game
>>562827295>I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF MENow that's a fucking lie, MANT is shit
>>562827994How are there 4 triillion fans when there are only 8 billion humans
>>562827970guess what time is it in Jakartathey must have finished their shift at Jolibee
>>562827552Not much data, just your country, and continent.The rest is question like "what products of Umamusume did you watch" It's cool that they only ask your real information only if you win, as to deliver the prize
>>562825961This is the worst kind of corpospeak. It really is an insult to players. The intern must have been panicking.
>>562828127bwo your umaliens?
>>562828127They call her the galaxy umadol after this event
>>562828083You are wrong, /vfags got banned from ALL boards, so they are not here. They are lurking at most
Need art of Falco being all happy and excited about getting to perform in a huge stadium then the next panel shows her holding back tears because she had to downgrade her concert to some shabby highschool gym since nobody showed up
>>562825961Is it too late to start playing the nip version?
okay but what about Gook and Chink server?how did they handle Falco event?
Post S E X Y Ogurin
They didn't need to humiliate us like this
>>562827789But all the brown shills kept saying MANT is actually good? What happened to that?
>>562828319nip version is even deader
>>562828374>>562828374>>562828374
>>562828334chinks played on vpn in JP
>>562827898China gacha is equally bad with the 50:50 / 75:25 system. While character dupes are an optional premium, losing on the weapon banner is legitimately the most infuriating feeling
>>562827898>go back to making soulslop clonesBro they cant even do that anymore, Code Vein 2 failed
>>562828319I've been doing that, I do my dailies and some auto runs to get carats just in case I get tired of Cyjew's censorship and move
>>562826753it's 2026, 4chan isn't a sekrit club anymore...I remember there was a FGO NA survey that specifically mentioned 4chan for sites people visit.
