Previous: >>562815578>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
shart falcon
navelingus with narita taishin
lmao
Gold City feet in my mouth
>mister cock balls
POST S E X Y OGURIN NOW
dogshit run, especially after I had to destroy everything to grab fast learner, but at least I finally got some good whites
>>562825961Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
hornyposting will continue until morale improves
is this card any good
Global status?
>>562828523
TEIO!
o-onegai minnawe cut our ticket price in halfplease join Faruco concert
>>562828559for f2p end warriors iirc
>>562828559No its not it doesnt even function until 80 bond
did everyone just come back for like a day when mant released and then quit right after realizing that it sucked or what
>>562828574Umazing..!
Why were we expected to get 3 trillion fans when the human population is at best 5 billion?
>so what did we learn?cygays NEEDS to adopt the JP QOL ASAP. I want a comfy side game, not another sweaty 1h tryhard career gameplay like grub>t. ex grubber
>>562828559>+2 speed>+1 power>50 specialty priority>spurt >5 RBIt's pretty nice, I'd run her over Jordan on ends.
>>562828618>half
>>562828559decent for ends, yes
D-DOUBLE UMILIATION WEEK
Digitan LOVE
>>562828636YEAH BECAUSE THE SCENARIO FUCKING STINKS
>>562828651Umaliens!
>>562828618Falco tickets arent selling like Wrestlemania tickets KWAB
Sex with CB!
i think uma musume failed to retain casuals. alienated a large part of the market seems like a bad idea
>>562828559>he didn't cleat
Dancho told us to stop grinding to go here and laugh at uma. What did Cyjews do this time?
>>562828652yet you didnt skip guild war. Curious...
>>562828842We don't cleat cards here /v/ro
>come back from touching grass>Falco event requirement cut in halfGuess it's time to contribute
AAAA NOOO PLEASE FALCO-SAMA MY BODY CANT DO IT ANYMORE AAAIIIEEE
>>562828652I wouldn't mind playing 1h tryhard career if it had triple the rewards of 3 20 minute careers
>tfwis she any good?
I think it is funny how europe has not even played the game since falcon event droppedThat later reset happens when eu good to bed and then there is working for 8 hours after we wake up
>>562828754yeah, just like aoharu
>>562828978meta for long parent
Very early hello and good night friends!!!Look at the comments!!https://x.com/cocoarini/status/2041145984844202479
>>562828891the support point will be worthless in the future so I see no use case of having more than 1 or 2 copies for event points
Why in the fuck the upcoming oshis I want are so perfectly split between front and end when I HAVE TO LOCK INTO ONE OF THE STYLES
>>562828978only as a parent for kitasan on longslop
>>562828995I did 3 runs at work today but then I usually wait until 5pm for the reset
>>562828739Umapyoi with my loving Digiwife... ahhhh...
>>562829027Shush nigga
>>562828995Are you retarded? I've already done 4 careers since the event started
>>562829075Wasnt he always coofing, how come he's still alive. Is he currently the oldest alive uma?
>>562828754this game and scen is fun but you need to be cheater to enjoy it. speedhacks, choice calcs, race replays etc
>>562829050>>562828841They promised "Guided Career" which people assumed to be Autoplay but its actually just a menu suggesting what skills and inherits are good for the next CMit was language to appease investors that didnt look too deeply into the specifics
Where is the Fuji Kiseki porn? Is she not liked here?
>>562829162don't say that...
Time to redeem yourself Sweepy
>>562829142Neet nigga
>>562829075Based!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE FALCO FROM ME I PROMISE SHE IS GOING TO HIT 2 TRILLION FANS DON'T TURN HER INTO GLUE PLEASEEEEEE I LOVE HER NOOOOOOOOO
Well?
>>562829254Just play during work faggot
>>562829176Racing is extremely physically demanding so being absent from races and being sick consistently unironically allowed him to live longer
>>562829224This is Kingu general. You do not want to make Kingu horny.
>>562828995Thats true, I just got off work and will finish my daily run in a bit
>>562829050>just never deliveredbro your update that dropped a week after Unity released?even current MANT got the bulk buying qol
uhguys?
bring me heartbroken falco artsnot any of those funny shitI want real tears
>>562829047>>562829096She's the ace and Kitasan is the parent, her ult inherited isn't even that goodBut the combo Escape artist+Top runner way better than fucking gold long straightaways
>>562829047>>562829096She will sleep forever then. I don't even have Kitasan
>>562829050What does QoL mean to you? Because they definitely delivered on an earlier skill rebalance, race agenda, MANT shop, general menuing improvements.Despite what you want, QoL does not (generally) include power creep and definitely does not include things that Cygames wants to sell you.
>>562829050>falco event isn't even supposed to be during mantWRONGhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/1509728783313502218/photo/1Oh, and in case you didn't know, MANT was released on February 2022
>>562829424No!
>>562829096>>562829449>>562829451you use both togheter
>>562829481falco event is supposed to be on a weekend when people ARENT WORKING
Bwos.. are we the easy mode server?..
>>562829075Happy babyday
>>562829461>What does QoL mean to you?free parents, free tachyon event, free buffs for my favorite umas, free daiwa scarlet bikini and free 90k carats every month
>>562829540Excuses, excuses.
>>562829543post the whole thing
>>562829543>foresight>guides>updated MANT release What gave it away
>>562829461>retarded fag thinks this current MANT version is the same as release in jpway to out yourself
>7 turns without rainbowsTurned out better than expected all things considered
Sorry Falcobros, I can't... I had to cleat her...
We truly are second class players
>>562829540Fanrunners don't have jobs
>they are nerfing falco requirement pointsEOS soon
>>562829461actually giving players the means to make proper parents kneecapping xoguriwhat else oh READJUSTING RESOURCES SO WE CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE EVENTS IN A REASONABLE TIMEFRAMEI HAD TO SKIP OUT ON THE BOOKS IN TRAINER TRIALS BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB
>>562829709>>562829050meant for this retard
how can you possibly defend MANT at this point lmaoooooooooo
>>562829335Why aren't you guys posting about Cheerleader Kingu?
>>562829761what kind of shit job do you work anon
>>562828841The speed up schedule is the worst thing for me, there is almost no downtime between cms, there is no time to just mess around, if you want to play cms that is, and I think that is the main thing the drives people away.An incredible amount of rng on top of no downtime, people start grinding for a cm when the current one is still happeningNo casual player wants to do the amount of grinding necessary for cms and if they dont play cm they are likely to drop the game for something else and just playing when there is a new main storythe fact that we already know everything about the next cm doesnt help. IMO, they should pick all the cms that happen during a scenario and randomize the order that it happens, or just outright change the cms conditions.Anyway I'm rambling, but 1 hour long MANT careers with a speed up schedule is fucked up and beyond that MANT is a slog because every career is the exactly same thing. decks are the same, agendas the same and there is no uma career to read.God, I hate MANT
all they had to do was give us auto daily, spark reroll, tachyon lab and autoplay
>>562829709I specifically called out that they fast forwarded MANT shop changes.
Reminder that there were slurpers arguing that MANT is good in the last thread even though as we can clearly see it fucking killed the game for the 4th time
UhhhAm i not allowed to play global uma while in japan
>>562829892same, I also don't like playing the game
IT'S OVER
>>562829461>race agendawait JP had to play mant without agenda? I would unironically kms you have to be either a no life neet or jap to keep playing
>>562829984nyesget a vpn
>>562828651You're being awfully generous
Japanese will truly eat any slop you give to them
>>562830013FASTER>>562830029JP also played MANT buying items one by one, and clicking items one by one
Can they at least kill eden botniggers if they're going to do this adjustment shit
it turns out global was,in factthe raped
>>562830029They had to play Unity without the race agenda.
>>562830029No agenda, no hints on what selections do, no automatic use of items, no use of items after buying them, they were playing on the patch we had before the major skill rebalance so only fronts and xoguri were viable, and they could only use 3 clocks.
HOW DO I GET TWINKLE STAR DIRT AND LONGI KEEP GETTING MILE AND MEDIUM WHEN I DO RUNSFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>562830101Silly teiobwoEden went into hiding for the event
global century of humiliation
>>562830206do a throwaway run
global niggers are so ungrateful, they got every important update JP didn't get until 3rd or 4th year yet are still crying about not being able to let the game play itself while they argue online about numbers
Honest question. I thought MANT is well liked by everyone, that only the japs are doomposting about it, that majority of global found it fun, and MANT is supposed to give you inflated fans each run. Then how come we're only 10% through the given 2trillion quota, and they even nerfed the quota for us as humiliating it is.
>>562830029>>562830154So how did nips reach 3 trillion without all of this QoL, I thought MANT killed them
>>562830206just stop running mile and mediums
>>562829335What does Fuji have to do with Kingu? If anything it would be Pokke right?
>>562828651Aliens from spaceI once saw a cute drawing on twitter about it but can't find it anymore
>>562830239>nyooo why don't you spend hours playing the gameUnlike JPcels we're not autistic and have jobs
>>562829984Correct. You'll need a VPN.
>>562830279unironically chinks using bots we don't have the chinks
Ended up making a miler Rice
>>562830206>dirtMajority of races you win must be on dirt>longMajority of races you win must be on longYou cant really get that in a proper run so you will have to do “retard” run where you skip everything just to make those conditions work
>>562830226Nihon first, the rest nowhere
>>562830279Because they're the trackblazers
>>562830279this event was during aoharu in jp
>>562830279They had way more active players
>>562830101edenrats think they're getting exposed (as if everyone didnt already know) and are flatlining instead of doing something for the community for once
>>562830279it did kill thempre MANT class 6 retention was >130k players, today its around 65-70k
>>562830263>I thought MANT is well liked by everyoneyou failed the witcheck
My club (no sweepyfags) plays more now than during the last month of Unity Cup
>>562830373Isn't that way worse for fan count
>>562829853I make 1 good uma in a single 50 min TS Climax compared to running 3x-35 min Unity Cup run. The only ones getting upset with it are tryhards and danchou since 1 run a day is good enough.
You guys realize that everybody was playing in the JP server back in the dayNow there's 4 servers, global being the last one, so of course there are less people playing the outdated server instead of JP full of QoL and new umas
>>562830356Lvl 16 Seiun evolution ahh
>>562830425global is around 40k, JP still has a lot more players
>>562830453I mean not really? you can still do 30+ races in aoharu and the runs are faster
>>562830263NOBODY LIKES MANTEVERY RUN IS THE SAMEYOU CAN'T USE ALL UMASRB MAKES EVERY DECK THE SAMEIT IS LIKE 1000 RNG EVENTSONLY CM AUTISTS LIKE IT
>>562830263I like MANT.MANT > URA >>>>>>>>> Unity CupBut I'm not sitting 10 hours farming fans.
>>562830373
>>562830373no it wasn't
heh thanks for playing. enjoy the humiliation ritual
>>562830325>SEAniggers who bot the top clubs can't even help bot when chinks did it for JPImagine being legit worse """people""" than bugmen. Indogs should be nuked.
>>562830356Is """she""" retarded?
>>562830435Everytime I say I don't like MANT tons of poster calls me out for it, and I'm definitely sure I kept seeing a lot of posters claiming that MANT is extremely fun and japs were just doomposting.
>>562830206pick any uma that can run medium and longget 2x stam cards at least or a lot of stam sparksafter debut you go to the schedule and put on every single long race you can find. it's like, 15 or 16 races totalnow you just add 1 less than that as medium races. It's going to be a fucked run but totally doable, you will get long climax finalsFor dirt you just run a dirter like Urara and you just run dirt runs only
lmao JPniggers from 2ch are laughing at us
https://files.catbox.moe/0ctz5y.mp4
>>562830263Nobody likes doing 1 hour runs especially if they get fucked by bad rng during those runs which makes them NOT want to do another run after.
>>562830592aren't you filipinx? why the hate on your indo brothers
>>562830474*not mentioned, the other 8 runs I had to glue 40 minutes in for a total of 5 hours
>>562830597MANT is "fun" mechanically but is extremely tiring in a game where you have to play a bunch dailyand you can't even use a bunch of umas for oshi gaming AND you can't read their stories
>>562829764it's over
>>562830646>usyou're not one of us /v/nigger
if only we had auto, the most important qolbut nooooo cant give global who's on breakneck speed (new cm announced before current cum is over) a fucking break
>>562830702What the dog doin
>>562830263MANT is okay gameplay wise but it just takes too fucking long to play. They had 5 fucking years to polish the UI and make it more seamless to reduce the menu navigation time for other servers after JP but they did fuck all. AT VERY LEAST people were expecting them to bring in the spark reroll early to soothe the experience but nope
Reminder that MANT does not have a Good Ending so it's canonically the bad end scenario for all your umas
>>562830668I only know that Eden has indogs from discord screenshot that one anon posted here. Do flips even still play this game?
>>562830263>I thought MANT is well liked by everyonelmao
>>562829764I still don't like how they worded this. If anything it's a straight up diss to global>um we thought you could do it like the JP>turns out you can't so we're nerfing it
>muh autoI thought you fags were autistic, what happened?>muh jobStop working shit jobs
Sorry Falco, no runs today. I feel more like playing strip mahjong with Danchou and the club.
think the hate on SEA usually comes from singaporeans who are unironically third worlders themselves who act and speak like barbarians and have never studied the history of humanity and the classics. The only thing going for them is an inflated exchange rates from being a money laundering hub for ex empires.
>>5628302631. We have it on a weekday right after easter long weekends, nips had it on weekends2. Their event was during unity, that makes 2x less fans but takes 4x less time to run a career3. Global server has way smaller population than jp had at that time
>>562830279>I thought MANT killed themthat's the most classic misinformation alongside power cards being awfulJP "died" during MANT because the balance was God awful (XOguri, VBourbon, and SMaru dominating every CM) and the gacha only had mediocre umas and supports so there was nothing to roll for so a lot of people simply got bored, friendly reminder that scenarios lasted 6 months instead of 4 for us. and that's not even the most damaging part, when THE THRONE released it was mega shilled as the best support ever only for it to be mediocre and have a lifespan of... 2 weeks before GL came, so it's treated as a joke even now
>>562830592indogs and seapags are itt shitposting about global so they have no time to do anything else inbetween their Jolibee shifts
>>562830875your 2nd point is false
>>562830846That's exactly what they meant lolglobal is the special ed child
>>562830821I only know that specific rice poster is filipinx because he used the same md5 image on the /sp/ thread and there is a very low chance there are many rice posters here using the same images over and over like he does.
>>562830741The funniest thing is the crab in the bucket mentality like when someone gave global players an auto option in the form of Sweepy people went crying to cygames because god forbid people have good things
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>562830263>I thought MANT is well liked by everyoneAnon, it's time to teach you about survivorship bias.
>>562830928There's like 3 different versions of that image bwo
>>562830926It's very discouraging if I'm going to be honest
Would you kiss Stinko?
improve the game? nohiring 3d modelers to change v bourbon ult to not hurt eastern troon feelings? YABADABADOOO
the raped
>>562830942And Cygays didn't do anything to botters at all, instead botniggers decided to hide like cowards for this event
>>562831094
>>562830263hour long careers are shitusing the same deck for every style and distance is shit
>>562830508I like mantFake newsYou can, some are just a bit harderNo it doesn’t So?*only white people like it
Holy shit they reduced the fan goals. Global's gonna get humiliated by JP again
>>562830867>hate on SEA usually comes from singaporeansyou lost me gwoas in the singaporeans are the ones hating on SEA?or people are hating on SEA because of singaporeansim neither tho im not like that
>>562830498Global has been dropping below 35k for a good while now
Why are some of you crying again?Yesterday you were crying because botters didn't want to bot, so now that cygays is going to lower the fan quota, you cry again because muh QOLs? even with QOLs you weren't going to farm fans. Didn't you want that free selector? Now you will have it, why are you crying?This reeks of /v/ seething at everything culture.
>>562831219SEA hates SEA and racecalling only happens when SEA is active
Falco over-estimated the number of her fans...
>>562830646>jp>2ch How exactly being a vatnig makes you a “jp”?
This is the first JP win since the game released and never forget that they tried to smurf us with their "superior knowledge" and got btfo so fucking hard in CM they never tried again LMAO
uh oh the nips who challenged us will laugh at us
>>562831265last retention was 40k
Reminder
>>562830867It's proven that Eden is filled with pussy indogs who decided to sit this event out after blatantly botting non-stop for months
>>562831302hag sex
>>562830867Singapoor is SEA... That's where that one trannytuber VF comes from...
>>562831024Roses are blueCarrots are delectableIf this is too much for youEasy mode is now selectable
Never forget the bouborn censorship that killed trillion of global trainers
>>562830741Auto play will only work for URA aka the first scenarioIf you want it then you will have to wait until Grandmaster aka the fifth one, at minimum Jesus nobody here has any ideas what they are talking about
>>562831289>JP won by slaving for fans
jpGODS wonGlobal couldn't even finish the challenge
>>562831265why lie, /v/tard?
Guess I'll go to be and come back this weekend when the threads have a chance at being usableHopefully the ref/v/gees sort their shit out and leave by then
>global is the designated brown retard servermany such cases
>>562831289First JP win in 9 (nine) months, I can live with that. It also comes because sweepy sissies, apart from being smelly fat bastards, decided to hide for this event because that's the kind of (((players))) they are
>>562831373Why does /uma/ hate VF again when he's a better uma player than seriru who only won 1 CM plat
>>562831289>Global is competitive in pvp competitions but will slack off on grind slave eventsWhat does that say about our server
This technically makes global better than jp. We can bend cyjews to our will and lessen the burden on us.
why does eishin flash have such fat tits?
We wouldn't be treated as the Luigi Mode server if you guys weren't such pussies about using sweepy>b-but what if my account gets ba-What if you grew a pair of balls?
>>562831373stop fucking propagating this shit he is from hong kong not GLORIOUS SINGAPOREAN REPVBLIC
>>562831572But we already did this? They increased the rewards and slowed down the schedule?
>>562831592She just gave birth to my kids. It's a biological function to feed her children mommy milk.
>>562831556>listens to seriruwins>listens to vfaglosesvfag is also extremely annoying because he has the usual cc faggotry thinking he's above others
I'm actually feeling sad for Falco, she will never recover from this
This feels even way more humiliating than scoring 3rd on CMs
>>562831556because he's brown and stupid>quitting college>scamming his parents to pay for carats>trannytubingfunny that you mention seriru>uma poorfagmaxxer>short to the point videos>has a real job>lifts>monetizing, running ads>not brown
>>562831572They need that foreign currency bwo have you seen the yen conversion lately?
>>562831373>browntubers kept saying MANT is actually good while seething at JPbros>it killed global for good and Cyjews had to nerf the eventa true humiliation ritual for the brown shills
500 billion fans looks fine too Torena-dono
>>562830867The hate for SEA comes from the fact the worst board, /vt/, is full of SEAmonkeys who shitpost non-stop. This thread quality noticeably improves whenever there's a vtumor concert or drama for them to post about on their home board.
>>562831568We are more intelligent and we don't like labour. Japanese are workhorses (heh) but midwits.
>bro you don't get it the game is unplayable if it doesn't have auto mode what do you mean I have to actually interact with it instead of putting it on the side while I argue about numbers and call other people brown while my skin is the same color as wet cardboard I simply don't have time brooopoor retards, they really think auto is going to solve all their problems and make perfect umas when it only produces Meek clones, so it's only used to bloat fans and bond points
curren wins again baby
i dont think theres a single f2p content creator on global
>>562831556>VF Didn't he lose to some S+ rank Bourbon? Then he made the effort to remake the room, just to lose to the other S+ Gold Ship ace.
>>562831373Who? The CM fluke?>>562831732To add on anon>poorest continent alive (nogs dont count)>lists good pulls for poorfags on a single pic, no bullshit required
>>562831572"special" kids get "special" treatment
>NTR, Sweep, Kita>No rainbows in summer other than NTR 1 turnWhat a way for the run to die
>>562831078what did they change??
>>562831913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMDELvwNw5M
>>562831913The text on VBobo's unique, from "Master" to "Trainer"
>>562831803All of the good posters on that board left for different sites after the hack, the only thing left posting there are the brownest monkey numberniggers you can imagine
>>562831718Stop smirking, fucking jailbait horse I will rape your mouth into oblivion so please marry me.
>>562831732omake>WITgod draws the art in his videos himself
>>562831835I just want one to farm me parents since there is literally no thought process involved
>>562831803its actually the same racism from gbf. i was there 10 years ago and they seemed to have still played and migrated to this game
>>562831861wit GOD makes f2p cope decks at least
>>562832017it's her coping mechanism please understand
SEA SEA SEA THIS SEA THAT I LOVE SEA I LOVE MIXUE I LOVE JOLLIBEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE SEASONS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>562831982But why
>>562831871I'm not good at Spanish, where did he put Fine Motion? I can't see it.
>>562831913
>>562831861you should have MLB fm kitasan and super creek by now if you started playing on launch as f2p
>>562831893Smart people work better, not harder, bro.
>>562831907Your run already died when you brought 3 speed cards, NTR and Kita is enough even on 0% growth
>>562831289this is not a us vs themthis event just made it blatantly obvious that MANT is so shit it killed the game simple as
>>562832163guaranteed reply
>>562832237Nah MANT is based. Only browns hate MANT.
>>562832268you replied retard
I'm getting deja vu.
>>562832237it actually revived the game
>>562832354yeah, have another
>>562832237MANT is good though the event is shit
>>562832228>No rainbows on summerClearly i needed more
>>562832376well if it did these niggas arent playing it LMAO
I have contributed.
>>562832118jewsthey also removed all mention of christmas, making for a very awkward christmas event
Sweepyfags could do the funniest thing after the adjustments are made
>>562832049Grubbas made the first /uma/ general. Cygames is hoyo before hoyo when it comes to gacha playerbase loyalty.
>>562832317Aren't browns the one without jobs though
What I hate the most about this is their wording with the announcement. It is blatantly so degrading even if that wasn't their intention. Next would be just right after the JPbros on X challenged us to beat their 3Trillion record.I don't think I've felt this mad and sad at the same time over a gacha game. Sure RNG can fuck up your runs but that's the essence of the game, but this announcement? Nothing related to the essence of the game and just there as a humiliation announcement. I hate it so much.
whats wrong with valentine?
btw they repeat this same gimmick for christmas so I hope you're ready for this exact same conversation in around 8 months, if numberbrowns didn't move to another gacha already that is
>>562832502you were not supposed to point this out...
>>562832507>muh feelingswhat
>NTR and Kita is enough even on 0% growthmein fuhrer... we are using fuku...
So I took a break and now Global died? Was I the sole person holding Global in place?
>>562832473the funniest thing ever would be for cygames to ban them anyway after they went into hiding like rats
>>562832653yeppers
>>562832507my izzat...
>>562832653
I hope Cygames learned their lesson and nerfs every community challenge from now on because apparently the bare minimum is too much for us
>>562832634Only retards use FukuNTR evolved green is GOAT tier
>>562832163This is true and false at the same time, there are F2P who:>rolled their account for creek and have her LB3/MLB) by now but have no FM MLB because they are waiting for the valuable banner with Maru speed>rolled their account for FM and have her LB3/MLB but have no Creek MLB because they are waiting for the valuable banner with Mr.CB wit (these are in MANThell but they can survive)You can't really blame them, the 2 banners are pretty good
>>562832634we stopped using fuku a week ago bro... it was a bait card...
>>562832660How come Cygays won't punish botters in Uma like they do in Grub? What makes Grubba so special?
>>562832746guaranteed reply
>>562832604I was genuinely looking forward to beating JPbros' record since it's a fun interaction with the two fanbases, and even if we don't, it'll still be fine. But there's nothing fine about the announcement they just released.
>>562832507Holy shit anon, how easy it is to make you emotionally attached to some vague group of people???Are you really this invested in the whole Global vs JP bit?
>>562832673>>562832707Nyo... Please pick up the slack I don't want to go back yet
>>562830846Some retards are still living under the delusion that there are more global players when it has never once gotten over JP's current class 6 retention line, which is 1/3 of the JP peak during the game's first 4 months in 2021.
>>562832798Thank you?
>>562832883Now that's a proper hons.
>>562832507what else did you want them to say? They already have the player numbers and shipped the event anyway expecting global to clear it yet it went way below expectations. It's pretty obvious that global just doesnt want to play mant
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2041460977728963071>It's also a fact that there's a prevailing notion that winning the 3200-meter Tenno Sho actually diminishes a horse's value as a stallion.
The matikane room..
for this umaliation ritual I HAVE SUMMONED RICE VILLAIN ON BEHALF OF GLOBAL AND SHE will curse japan to never win larc for at least another decade
a different server of a gacha game grinds more than the server i play on... i should just kill myself...
>>562832820>I was genuinely looking forward to beating JPbros' recordI see where you're coming from and I would understand if you feel bad, but, how many fans did you farm again? were you farming fans even? or waiting on the sweepyniggers?If you were unironically farming fans then it must suck, otherwise you're overreacting.
>>562832754Nyou see... Grub has gaijins and nihonjins, so they actually care about botters. Uma Global only has gaijins(99% brown)
>>562832937But why?
>>562832754grub = face of the companyuma = sidepiece and they barely care about botters in grub either anymore, I've been using macros to farm events and arcarum for like 6 months and never got a warning. you just don't have to do it for 12 hours every day
>>562832837I don't treat it as "VS" as in competitive but I treat it a rare case where both side can interact and compare with each other.>>562832932I'd be fine with straight up not achieving it.
>>562832998thank you for your wisdom cot
>>562680095 >Manage to talk my Trainee, Daiwa Scarlet into giving me the okay as long as she stays number 1>Assure her that Sirius usually just does her own thing anyways, so you'll definitely have time for focusing on her>Fast forward a week>Sirius won't leave my dorm unless I go with her>Won't eat unless I prepare the food for her>Even need to remind her when to shower or she just doesn't use it>Won't train unless I'm constantly constantly tell how how to do every little thing from how to pace herself to what to do "if I get blocked here">This is everything I wanted when Sirius was actually my trainee but right now it's hell.>Daiwa Scarlet is getting visibly more upset that I have to baby Sirius like this.>Told the dorm security to not let her in without my express consent, heard enough stories Umamusume breaking in to cause trouble. Don't have time for that>Need to fix Sirius so I can go back to focusing on Scarlet.>More time passes, Winter comes>Gave up on keeping Scarlet out after she threw a tantrum, she has a spare key to come and go now. Started helping me out with Sirius with a smug look on her face>Wonder why she looks so proud about it, but thankful for the help. Sirius listens to her too for some reason, normally she'd cause trouble with anyone telling her what to do and would rise to challenge any of Scarlet's remarks.>Instead she just quietly listens and agrees with any of Scarlet's claims or statements.>Got Sirius her own futon, started feeling bad about her sleeping on the couch like this. Only space for it is in my room but I doubt she'd do anything.>Do occasionally wake up to her clinging to me like old times, mumbling about the cold but it feels kind of nostalgic now.>She's holding on a lot tighter than before though, almost wet the bed once.>Manage to book her a race for early December>God I hope this goes well
>>562832820>genuinely looking forward to beating JPbros' record Don't make some gachashit your personality, go find something to live for and enjoy your own life dude. That is pathetic and pitiful
>>562830741Not even JP has auto for MANT.
>just get SS bwo you'll have more white sparks bwo
>>562832937>Shadai mafia that focuses on middle distance horse, want more focus on middle distance horseSay it ain't so
>>562832837Us vs Them is the whole consolewar mentality of /v/ermin they were born differently
you guys will be begging for fuku's +150 initial stats in junior/classic year when she drops next week
>>562832820This is peak 'fan of the community'
>>562832937If I stop doing it in parent runs will I ger better sparks?
>>562833023maybe cygames finally fucking realised banning paying customers is fucking retarded
>>562832937isn't the reason the autumn tenno sho is medium because they wanted to rig it for rudolf to win?
>>562832937>>562833014It's a trend among breeders in Europe which japs love to follow. There's a reason the last brit triple crown was Maru's dad and there has been barely any attempt since. Winning the St. Leger(or long races) will diminish the stud value. It's akin to having useless stamina sparks for Medium distance in uma.
>>562832937>[thing that has existed for decades] bad because we want to get more moneyDamn I didn't know (((Shadai))) was a judenschwein surname
Is this the comfy /v/ thread they were shilling? Glad I never took the bait
>>562833113retardbro that is not how it works
>>562832937>3200m? cool it with the antisemitic distances
HAND OVER THAT PUPPET
it's just a random ssr anyway
>>562833113It doesn't give you more it just makes them not shitty 1* whites
>>562832163>>562832746I only have MLB Kitasan and MLB Creek, my Fine Motion is LB1, Im still thinking if I should use Free anni SSR selector on Fine MotionIs the card in the Smart Falcon event a selector or not? I really cant understand these cards if its a selector or not
>>562833160Nah, they care when it comes to rankings, to the point that top crews(clubs) will literally pay people to pilot their accounts when they're asleep.Meanwhile, they don't care about the top clubs in global botting at all.
>>562832932just add 50 million to the counter each hour behind the sceneseveryone retains their dignity
Guess that schizo isn't allowed to make fun of our JP senpais at /umaJP/ from now on
You fags are pathetic.
>>562833376post more
>>562833123This is an effect that's been observed all over the world. It's the same reason why no British horse runs the triple crown anymore, because the St. Leger actually lowers stud value.
>>562833330It's random
>>562833014japs got obsessed with muh speedy horse with glass legs that dies after tuning 5 recently, which is funny when you consider that Kitaspawns are successful because of their endurance
>>562833023I went to the Cygames Amazon to buy some merch and there are way more Umamusume t-shirts than Granblue Fantasy ones, they really should promote the face of their company more
>>562832937the shadai is still recovering from the tenno sho rapening
>>562833330yeah it is a selector as in you get to select these*unzips umapants to reveal my umagargantuan umaballs*
>>562833458Thank you, I'll just wait what I will get there.
>>562833330it's a random card, you can click on it to knowselectors explicitly say you can pick a card
>>562833124/v/tards are banned in all boards bwo, you aren't seeing them here
I'm white (finnish) and I hate Trackblazer Aivan perseestä
>>562833082remember me, what happened to her in Europe?
>>562832937>ANOTHER XOGURI DOUBLE DOMINATOR RACEAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562833508Thanks for the specific words to look for
>>562833457Chasing after stud value is how Europe and US racing have gone into declineWhat's next, 5 horse field G1s?
>>562833532Evading a ban is so hard, it's indeed impossible they are here. These posts that smell and look like /v/ can't be /v/
>>562832539Falco gets two birthdays per year?
wtf is this gay shit
does the USA even have long races?all the dirts i see are at most 2 miles
another 6 millions fans to smart falcon
>>562833693get used to it, apparently after this event success in jp they made it a yearly thing
ENbros jp is making fun of us
dumb pidgeon
>>562832937>guy wants longslop to be removed from the rotationLol, he's literally /uma/
>>562833693FLOWER BROS DON'T LOOK!
>>562833482If only Temu Operas progency weren't jobbets
>>562833479uma is their milking cow, grub is the game they actually care about. reminder it has 2 different conventions which includes a stage play and concert that lasts for 7 hours while uma only has one or two short live events a year, and boring ass pakalive if you count that
>>5628336952 miles is 3200m bwi
dawg this song is fucking ASS LMAO no wonder she gets no fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kI-LrbcFg
>>562833232the game El Shadai: Ascension of the Metatron was a hint at this
>sport known for gambling chases moneyNo way
I'm sorry Danchou, I'm most likely quitting next month
>>562833792can't wait for the next 2 cms to blast everyone's prostates and have them begging for longslop to come back
>>562833834the shadai literally did not let him breed with any of their mare because they were butthurt and raped
el shaddai mentioned
>>562833770We got their oil though.
>>562833827it's ok, Sky is just one of many for Nishino
el shaddol mentioned
>>562833695Running on dirt is much more taxing than turfBelmont being the longest high profile G1 at 2400m2 miles is too long for a dirt race so you're hallucinating
>>562832507>fanbase is shit>fan content is shit>can’t even be equal to japsDon’t even have anything personal. But what was the point of global?
Sex with Falco
>>562833867>El Shadai: Ascension of the Metatronisnt it strange that japanese game devs know more about biblical lore than most people.
>>562833693Pokke... don't look...
And yet the best horses are the ones that can run any distance and any trackThese niggas forget what races kitasan black won?
>>562833673If you clear cookies and ban evade your IP range gets blocked "due to abuse" nowadays. But that might just be my shitty Yuropoor internet and you don't have such problems in your country
>>562832507Just do it life fgo does when there is some raids, everyone knows when they turn on the bots to help kill the boss x number of times, there is some laugh about it but no official announcement from the devs themselves.Just dont do it like the infamous Ivan raid, where they turned on the bots hours before the raid by mistake and when the raid opened the boss dies in 3 seconds because it counted all the kills the bots did beforeJust give something like 100 millions fans every 30 minutes or so and keep quiet about it
>>562833860This just played in game and I liked it fuck you.
>>562834058Kita is a medium distance sire tho, his progeny are not stayers
>>562833213Good morning.
>>562834125no one says this
>>562833917he was a wildly overpriced shit sire. anyone who wanted opera in their horse just went to his father opera house, who was less than half the price, had a proven stud record, and actually knew which hole to put it in.
>>562834058The only race that mattered was the one to Sweep's tosho. And he lost that miserably.
I just think she's neat.https://youtu.be/RLlA18piUVo
>>562833860>how my cats imagine what they are doing when they screeches at 3am
>>562834124:(
How does the Shadai mafia still have a grip on the keiba?
>>562833693Is Fuji the gayest Uma? Why can't she love her trainer and his cock like any other uma?
>>562833036Damn, natural, wifey outfits suit her perfectly.
>>562834110cygay intern still trying to bait retards into a honeypot
*ruins your massive gambling pot*
I want to have sex
>>562833223you'd think that having to win the other two crowns would be proof enough your horse is fast, and the long distance stamina would just be the icing on the cake, but everybody involved have long proven themselves not to care about the sport or the legacy of their horses, only the money involved. absolutely soulless.
>>562834171I literally just said it out loud as I typed it bud.
>>562834196sweep was already a hag with many children before Kita was even born
>>562833860POST YOUR FAVORITE UMA SOLO SONG THEN
ERABE
>>562834335I'm right here, Nonny-chan.
>>562834110It's kind of weird that Cygays just came out and announced it, everyone knows these types of events are rigged in every gacha.
>>562834058Yeah I remember Duramente sweeping him in the classics
>>562834098It can be due to your ISP quality, or rather the people on it. It's why you can sometimes be range blocked on phones and other devices cause of other shitposters on your network. Basically you share a network with a lot of a shitposters...
Can we ban dominatorIt's so lameI wanted to try daiwa, Kawakami Princess and Chinyobut every time i just see all the velocity downs and then they loseIf they'd get beaten by better horses it feel less bad but now they got hexed and are left with tears
>>562834260After Sundayman they had enough money to buy all the best stallions for their breeding farms, that and their constant importing of high-quality mares means that most great horses come from them, meaning everyone wants to be their friend to get preferential treatment
>>562834151CopeThey wouldn't hold him in such high regard if he lost every long race he was in
Qrd on what happened? I just woke up and everyone seems to be reacting to something cygames just did
>>562833860
>>562829220I'm still not sure if "Guided Career" was a weird translation and what they actually mean is the popup that shows choice outcomes (also added in 4th anniversary).I feel like autoplay is the one thing we won't get early unless they decide to do an massive version jump like they did with Unity.I can't see them backporting it since they would need to handle a bunch of edge cases for stuff not implemented yet, then remember to revert when needed.Anyway I guess I depends on how much people complain, but I doubt we will get it any earlier than 2nd anniversary since the presets are based on the three goddesses who don't get introduced until Grand Masters.
>>562834547Cygames officially humiliated global
>>562834547they're gonna reduce the falco event's fan requirement because global are shitters
>>562834452Curren won, Falco lost
>>562834335Are her tits actually that big?>>562834452Damn I love this artist, haven't seen him in a while though
>>562834547
>>562834656How do you do that on Steam version Im retarded
i blame her>long F
>>562833082>Much to Scarlet's chagrin, focus more on Sirius to prep her for the race>Notice how she's getting more anxious as the deadline comes closer>Ran into one of her Kouhai the other day and got showered with compliments, tries to act like she did before but couldn't do much other than stammer out that she's glad for them.>Her running is getting better at least. Still has poor times compared to Scarlet but not much worse than when I was watching her train herself 2 years ago.>Come home after filing some documents to see Scarlet consoling Sirius>Practice race ended with a pretty embarrassing loss for Sirius>Doesn't help Scarlet bragged about it to her face>Need to redouble my efforts I guess.>Feel like every hour of the day is either spent with Sirius standing next to me or thinking about what to do about Sirius>Feeling exhausted>Think about dropping her off at Rudolph's place and washing my hands of this whole thing>Bring this up with Scarlet, even>Calls me a blockhead, "insensitive" and some other choice words I'm sure she doesn't want me to repeat here.>Resign myself to simply burning myself out a bit to get both of these Umamusume on track. It's the right thing to do after all>Try to do things to boost her confidence, seems productive now that her physicals seem up to par>Take her out to amusement parks, the arcade, of course letting her win any games we're on.>Scarlet ALSO wants to go on outings like this, but doesn't want Sirius there.>Thank god I'm earning decent money from her wins.>Collage asks me about the situation after I let it slip during break>Explain that Sirius got fucked up in Europe, losing races on repeat and pushing herself to do many races to try and catch that one W. She looked physically and mentally frail during the renunion.>"Wait so you guys aren't dating">No, Tazuna and Scarlet would kill me>Day of the race comes, hype her up best I can.>>562833585Some things are better left to the reader's imagination.
But I don't want to get treated as a special ed kid...
>>562834616They dont really need to explain the Three Goddesses at all they could just say like "Here are these characters and they do this" like those pre-event blurbs
>>562833860it just sounds like generic showa-era idolslop
>>562834656Did they really have to word it this way? Couldn't they just say they miscalculated the quota because of the acceleration
>>562833082>>562834762BASED
>>562834724FuckableThe girl is hot too
>stam sparks are useless IRL and in umaArt imitates life
>>562834547/v/ has also merged here btw
>>562834546>CopeComment from Eisuke Tokutake, Shadai SS"Fundamentally, I think he was strongest at 2000m. He simply had enough stamina to stretch that out to 3200m. In truth, I think he could have shown his best ability from a mile to 2000m."
>>562834791Should've ran more sweepy clients
>>562834710no idea I just saved anon's pic from last thread
i don’t want to do mant runs anymore
Falco finally realizing that a third rate performer who do shows under bridges can never compare to an actual umastagram celebrity
dirt GODS don't even have longs
>>562834865Dober when she sees me jerking it
>>562834865Cumming on Dobers doll in front of her while she watches
>>562834539northern farm is simply the most advanced breeding operation in japan. they have practically all the real experience and expertise in the country, and any reasonably successful ranch that isn't northern farm is getting technical assistance from them. they set the bar higher than anyone else.
>>562834646Yes, Marche's tits are actually that huge.
>>562834850Nevermind he lost more the shorter the race was
>"WAS"
>>562834467Cygames doesn't rig data.
>>562835004I'm pretty interested in Marchan, too bad she's not even out in JP so it'll be forever until I get to play with her
>>562834479Wow that sounds great, fucking cunts, am I supposed to just age this cookies like cheese and hope those retards die or do I have to change ISP? Maybe verifying email isn't so bad
>>562834098The IP range thing is a misleading general block (you can be "range banned" in a browser and post normally on other so it's mostly a fingerprint thinh). Ever since free proxies became popular and started uploading illegal content on a daily basis, the devs started making it harder for fresh IPs to post, and most ranges are soft blocked by default. You can bypass this by logging in with your email or keeping using your cookie until the site trusts you enough that they won't even mind if you change your IP all the time (up to not having to fill captchas 50% of the time).
>>562834452>devilish uma>will fuck anyone in her path>will get STD probably>pure uma>meaning she'll never marry, not even her biggest fan (you)>not even a kisspick your poison
>>562835063It's the pain we all share with uma that aren't due for years and years...
>>562834724Anon, mares suck at long in general. Some have won Arima but that’s not even a long compared to haruten or Kikuka sho. Not a single one has won haruten and the highest placing mare was Curren Bouquetd’or at 3rd
>>562834806Because they braindead copypasting everything from JP and now they're doing the dogeza like a good nip company after getting caught
>>562834986That's Bright's doll don't do that...
>>562835053Oh yeah right like who is going to check if the number matches, cygames
>>562835004Never noticed, she hides them well
>>562835053>Cygames doesn't rig data
>>562835042As much as I hate Shadai, I will still trust them when it comes to the technical side of breeding
It is funny to trust the words of some old mafia fuckThat is like trusting anything Trump says
>>562834260Sundayman cum was literally too goodJapan is still under sundaylings control
>>562835042long distance races just aren't as competitive, especially back then. the caliber of his opposition was much lower than in medium races.
is loh the real pvp?
YABBDA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MAYA WHYYY THAT WAS 5 CLOCKS AIEEE
>>562834865why does her doll look like Mejiro Gold
>>562834547cygames saw that no one in global likes or plays mant and lowered the event fan requirement
>>562835136I pick Kitasan desu wa
>>562835173Funnily enough. The recent long Dubai race was won by a mare.
Your riposte?
>>562835365that's the wrong frontliner to be desuwaposting desuwa
>>562834710Click the letter icon, on PC it opens in your web browser instead, also the size it based on the browser window width so you have to make it narrower else it is too zoomed in to read.
>>562834547they saw how few people want to willingly play MANT and will be releasing grand live at the end of the month
>>562835196Even betterNow she has to return it and try to explain why its covered in cum while choking back tears
EoS imminent
>>562835302I've legit only ever seen brownoids using this meme
>>562835068I feel sorry for you, eurobro, but yes those are your options basically. Age those cookies and never delete them, do your best not to get banned, or be forced to buy a pass.>>562835098Yeah but its also IP range bans. Nonetheless it does really suck. I accidentally deleted my cookies once and it takes forever to get the easy captchas again.
All that commotion for this, a shitty song no one cares about and a fucking (bad) SR cardholy shit
>>562834724>what do you mean I had to run 100m more and it's outside of Tokyo>jobsI kinda get why they avoided the Arc when it is as taxing as Haruten
>>562833693The yurisisters... won...?
>>562834467Why the fuck do you prefer them rigging and lying about the number instead of being more honest and admitted that they fucked upThe last time they "rigged" the number it created the equivalent of 9/11 for the gacha industry and pity/spark system was born from it
>>562834710>>562835442Oh yeah, you also need to refresh the page after resizing!
>>562835545yeah falco is brown i know
>>562835098I know about the specific group doing this shit and they're cryptobros who run their own little makeshift board full of nasty borderline illegal shit and all those gross ass pedophile edits of all your favorite porn. Not to mention they larp as being part of a death cult. they've gotten so annoying their name is on an autoban list on the site
How do you train falco in MANT anyway? she can't get any of the important epiphets because all of them have long races and an A turf A long falco is literally impossible
wasn't the original event while everyone was still unemployed from covid
>>562835858what the fuck
>>562835701>>562835442Thank you so thats where its located
>>562835887Get her to turf A, run Tiara and sprints. High roll
>>562834762I meant, what happened to the irl horse
SHART FALCON CONFIRMED JP WHORECURREN CHAN IS THE GLOBAL UMADOL
>>562835858I'm so fucking scared
MANT sux
Daily race for clocks or we never farm fans again
What's your call with the new quota, /uma/?I wanted to say 1Trillion but they'll probably just make it 500Billion to play it safe.
>>562835760that's why she's called shart falcon...
>Shadowverse, another Cygames IP had similar goal>During Frieren collab no less>Even with JP and west combine they couldn't achieve it>Cygames had to increase the duration time
MANT rulez
Superskip would have saved MANT
>>562834335Me too! I really want to have fucking sex, Sex with Marche and sex with her fat tits!!>>562835207That she does.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfYj0I74_4She's on par with the top busts of the series, I won't be surprised if she's as big as Doto.
oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oonigeoo oo oonigeoo oo oo oo oonige
>>562835229Well, for how incompetent they usually are, a second monkeygate is definitely a thing that they wouldn't like to risk again
>>562836145750B looks doable
>>562836145They really should things arent looking so good if were not at 300k at this point
>>562836309One looooong lick
>>562835887C turf is enough with angling so you just need two grandparent slotsThen she can do sprint/mile/medium dirt
>>562836215Only Nitroplus knows how to implement instant skip.
>>562835887Just do an assload of races.
>>562836162>Himelno shit
>>562836162Yeah but which side did the heavier lifting for my epic shitpost?
>sir, they got podium again>ok fire up irodori phantasia
>>5628359512022 was 4 years ago
>uma is no longer in the middle of CyGames promotions It's fucking over...
>>562835858Their powers are greatly diminished now, at least. This is their usual posting experience after all the new antispam measures got added.https://files.catbox.moe/ot6tc9.mp4
>>562834646Yes, all the Yahagi stable umas have huge tits and big asses. Expect Contrail to follow this trend whenever they reveal her too
>>562835887Like the other anon said
>>562836517Oguri Cap (as in Peak) is in the lead, so it is okay
im going to change my trainer photo to smart falcon armpit closeup
>>562836517Why are they still obssesed with Grubble?
>>562836279Those are big words, I hope they are true>>562836524I love fat cows so much
>>562836614Duramente is so lucky
>>562836657>not a close-up of her cameltoengmi
>>562836694yeah, I fuck both of them every night
Anyone know where I can find some plushies to buy? Most of the second hand ones I've found are disgustingly overpriced
>>562836520>6 different crypto links proudly displayed at the bottom>9 Minutes to make a single postbeing a pedophile is tough work
>>562834762>She's about as good as she was in her prime.>Just need to hope there aren't any monsters on the track today and that she doesn't let the nerves get to her.>Pray to the goddesses that she atleast placesSee her sheepishly get ready in the Paddock, wave and give her a reassuring thumbs up>Forces a smile back>Race starts, she's startled by the gunshot while looking my way and has a late start>Shit>Does surprisingly well though, catches up to the pack quickly>Does everything else by the book I gave her, feels a little weird seeing her race exactly like I told her to. No flair no nothing.>She rounds the final corner and starts hitting the gas and speeds up>But doesn't move up in position all that much>No matter how hard she pushes, the Umamusume in front of her stay out of reach, like she's gazing at the sky from the ground. Jumping a little doesn't get you close enough to touch it.>Feel a lump in my throat, can't being to describe what I'm feeling>Sad that she isn't winning, worried about how she'll fall apart after the race, anxious about if I can even pick her up after this.>She finishes in 4th>Looks upset, rush down to try and console her>She Isn't crying>Stands fully upright since I first saw her in Fall.>Meets my gaze for the first time in a what feels like forever>Says she'll work harder with me next time>"I got close this time, next time I'll shrine brighter and go further">Feel something well up in my chest, can't tell what it is.>Notice her being less skittish since then>Doesn't sneak into my bed anymore>Runs in the mornings unprompted>Even started picking fights with Scarlet about what to have for dinner, even if she never wins>Enjoy the new years shrine together>Tease her by bringing up to Scarlet how she'd call me puppy-chan but now looks like one, she gets a little angry which is good.>It's a handful having a second trainee but I guess I'm still the same sucker that Sirius picked out 5 years ago.
>>562836668They made 2 real games out of it successfully
Fuck Duramente thoughever
Once reset hits I'm going to start building my ultimate Oguri.Do I borrow yeppers or is nimble enough?
>>562834547Cygames kneeled to global not giving a shit about their grind event in the middle of the workweek (original JP event started on Friday, April 1 2022 and ran until Monday April 4 2022). Coincidentally, /v/tards are coming here more frequently because their /v/ thread gets everyone who posts in there banned sitewide.
>>562836818They should make a winning post version of Uma
>>562835858how do you know this dotobro....
can’t we just skip these shit banners so i can pull flower right nyow?
>>562836668Grub is cygames's pet project, it was their first real success and it generated enough money for the CEO to start buying horses and yachts and shit and eventually led to the creation of Uma
>>562836831I'm borrowing Yeppers
NOT ONE BUT TWO SLEEP DEPRIVED AIIEEEEEEEEEEEWHAT THE FUCK I ALWAYS GET A SLEEP DEPRIVED ON THE FIRST REST IS THIS JUST OGURI OR AM I FUCKED
>>562836852Why didnt the /v/tards just moved on vmg instead of arguing with mods.
>>562836828Fuck Duramente while training Kitasan
>>562834186>Knew what hole to put it inWhat?
>>562837013lock in, you can come back
251338259503Kita parent.This ID just freed some slots, maybe they still have slots open left.
>>562837013I once got 4 sleep deprived in a row with one of them giving night owl
>>562836908>winning post version of Umatrue
>>562823957Decided to go for another run. More power, more wit, and more skills (got fast learner super early from Fuji Kiseki event). Just sad that inspiration didn't drop Medium S despite 7 med sparks.
>>562837113it's full
>>562837039I forgot that board existed.Looks like no anyway since the latest post was a link to /vg/ three days ago.
>>562837067I think there's lore of Opera O being fucking terrified when doing stud duty
>>562836796Yes. At my house. Which ones do you want?
>>562837113no it's full
>>562837113>full again
>>562830910>SEApagsI laughed. But seriously is pagpag any good?
>>562835985Jobbed violently in Europe, to the point where the jockey noticed the horse felt different. Might've been through some other abuse that I can't find documentation about.
>>562837113Why would I want to use a Kita parent? Longslop is over
>>562836815seems like having more than one uma in charge at the same time is a pain in the ass
>>562837039The only people who post on /vmg/ are gachadrama trannies, atill it would be funny to push them out.
>>562837354I will breed Turbo and inflict permanent retardation (erotic) onto my bloodline
>>562836931I'm in the gooner caption scene, it makes a decent bit of money (and the vast majority of the edits are dogshit so mine stand out more).the specific website was recommended to me by some twitter mutuals because they kept finding my captions there. Needless to say it wasn't really my vibe. There's this increasingly popular sentiment that edits should be used to "Make you worse" and I just don't agree. Your "goonsesh" should be a healthy expression of self love, not an endless spiral of addiction
>>562836162>himmelWhy the fuck would I want himmel-shit when the series has 10/10 girls? No wonder this shit failed.
>>562837379Isn't that shit literal recooked garbage? I guess it would depend on which restaurant you scavage it from
>>562837104based Mambo saving this sorry ass
Falco sex!
>>562837501>fujoshi and femotaku are larpersMany such cases
>>562837501The girls are paywalled with actual money. Why do you think Cyjews will give you girls for free?
>>562837391do you have the original source that's mentioned untranslated?
>>562836162I remember cyjews paying shit tons of money to Hearthstone streamers to promote this game when Hearthstone was still big
>>562831861Every single content creator is a whale, its just that seriru tries to put himself into f2p shoes, but the thing is the info they provide is very generalist.With that knowledge and your f2p decks you'll get an okay(s+) uma which is usable but far from ideal. They absolute CAN win, but the thing is you are heavily depending on pure luck there. What they provide is gonna be a safe bet, but the problem is you cannot play mant safe. You need that 5 races in a row and the means to counter whatever the fuck you uma's problem will be, along with a good shop RNG. Also take high failure trainings. You need to play very aggressively and ballsy if you want to make something ideal.
>>562835858The what now? There's a weird group of pedos who ban evade so hard that 4chan actually stepped up their site infra?
>>562837391sirius was sent to france in order to accompany rudolf on a european expedition that never actually happened. he was essentially forgotten in france with no support from his stable, racing without purpose for over two years, and by the time he was finally brought back to japan after rudolf had already retired, he was mentally broken.
Oh wow the announcement completely killed the event.I mean we weren't going to make it anyway at the previous rate, but the counter is moving so slow now because I guess no one wants to bother before they announce the new target.
>>562837501Didn't read, don't care, drink the green slop NOW, Mackie!!
>>562837562>>562837379pagpag isnt Oxtail or chitlin or any triumph of the poor like you'd find in America, it's slum food from the garbage because the Philippines government has completely failed it's people. You won't find it as a tourist because you do not tour the slums. It is leftovers, it has no consistency, it is basically anything that was too expired or half eaten to sell to regular costumers.
>>562837834It's before the reset.
>>562837493Dotoposters are not raped enough
Okay but I really really really realy really really really really really really really realy really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>562837920Sexitan
>>562837837You are feeding her berry cupcakes afterward right bro?
>play MANT with full TP>-15>after MANT run>93 TPYeah I should just double points. Depleting your TP doesn't look like worth doing
>>562837834I'm not doing mant runs with no borrows left
>>562837789who the fuck does 5 races in a row?The only 4 race you could argue for is classic NHK mile, Tokoyo Yushun,Yasuda kinnen,Tarazuka kinnenand even then you should just skip Yasuda Kinnen and just do it in senior
>>562835680https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/1989898226330398758?s=20Worst selling event per year by the way(Look at april)
>>562837789This is one thing I've realized after 40 runs, the logical recommendation is to "not race when you are at 0 energy" but the results are so much better when racing 2 or even 3 races at 0 energy, even if you get sick in the meantime, just because the optimal energy usage outweighs anything that could come later in the long run, especially if you have energy restore items
>>562837824Thanks for filling in the gaps.I'm unfortunately a EOP so I don't know all too much about the Uma or the actual horse other than what I've manually been able to pick up and find.
I demand 30k carats and a naked dogeza from Cygames's CEO as reparations for making me play MANT
>>562837493>Dotoposter>Goon cap creator Weirdly fitting honestly. Post one you made, I've probably nutted to it desu
>>562837936for a victim i do well
>>562837834It's because of how they worded the announcement. It rubbed off a lot the wrong way, understandably so.
>>562837493I think you should write a treatise on your gooner philosophy and start a new wave.
>>562837920ai has surpassed humans
that's rightwe must rape all Dotoposters
>>562838264The fact that you can still tell it's AI means you're wrong.
>>562838228I want kitasan to rub me off
>>562835858m*lady?
>>562837493Wtf bwo. Well as long as you arent peddling that stuff here. I hate when people edit fanart.
>>562838121Adding to that, because of the severity of how Sirius was treated overseas it actually did lead them to actually ensure that the horses they send overseas going forward are properly looked after and taken care of, so that they don’t end up abused beyond recognition like Sirius. Without that, you might not have the overseas trailblazers like Forever Young for example today
Are the JP players laughing at us?
>>562838225>Single transaction for 700 dollarsWhat the FUCK? Dotoposters have findom simps?
>1st week of exercise
>>562838425>JP players I don't know what's going on nor care.
I'm doing 1 run a day anywaysorry Falco but fuck MANT
>>562838425they are sympathetic because they know how ass MANT is
>>562838029Nyo~
>>562838225And you make this much money from just writing shit in the margins of someone else's porn?
>>562838425I dont care what JPniggers who slaves for fans think
>>562838419What a sad way to open up a path, but I can see why they have her take a Sukeban role in charge of a bunch of other girls now.Always interesting to see how they adapt elements like this.
>>562838457She should eat more so she could tank that hit
>>562837391basically they shipped a derby fraud hoping it'd be the next sensation like imagine if they sent special chud instead if pasa
>>562838225This is an injustice
>>562838113>the worst month revenue every year since 2024no shit now they are throwing the least popular umas after the Cesario fiasco
>>562838613Don't shame him for being gifted at something
>>562837451I'm glad to hear at least one person here has taste
>>562837493Yeah seriously what the fuck, I'm "in the scene" as well and sometimes the caps I see that literally promote self harm/suicide send me for a loop. Like sure you wanna jerk off for 8 hours but do you need this...?
>>562838225Hot... I'm so hard right now
does she know?
>>562838663>She should eat moreWise words
>>562838841weak power
>>562838841>yeppers wit on MayanoAnon.
>>562838225You're telling me I can make decent money by dabbling in smut...?Wish I didn't give up on writing that a few backs now.
>>562838728I'm not shaming him, I'm trying to find out if he has any apprenticeships open. I'll spend however long it takes to master the trade and start my own shop.
just unemployed foid things
>>562838950wedding
>>562838950maybe it's wedding maya
>>562838714Is she hiding massive titties in that box?
>>562838950childbride ver
>>562837391Don't forget that Sirius Kwaboli returned to JP with most of his tongue missing because of the stress he accumulated during his expedition.Meanwhile Rudolf avoided all of it because he was injured. Luck truly is a skill.
>>562838225Nigga what the FUCK is wrong with gooners. Kudos to you for making money off of something like that though.
>>562838118its pretty obvious that the devs didn't really think about the whole system, and how players can metagame it. If you do not have the means to counter mood down and skin outbreak, you are playing with RNG, but you still need to push races, but the best is to be prepared for it.If you are playing Pasa, Maruzen or Oguri you especially need to push it, even doing the Dirt Derby on summer, and other dirt G1s
>>562838841>961 wit with 3 wit cardsare you guys running wit sparks or I'm just the retard who can't get to 1000 wit to save his life
>>562838847>>562838663Hishi Miracle does seem like the easiest Uma to fatten up right? Someone like Oguri would probably make you run out of money before the first rolls appear
>>562837493Do you just add subtitles saying ahh ooh and whatnot
I always knew Dotoposters were evil
Is Digitan the only Uma that has A in Turf and Dirt without sparks?
>>562838186dont click if you dont wanna see gross shit, like I mean it. I'm warning you twice, its all fantasy and youre not gonna like it. but I got paid about 80 bucks for this back in 2022 and i've never been able to make something more impactfulhttps://files.catbox.moe/ 6275zd.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ f0rx32.png this one came closehttps://files.catbox.moe/ 7nxrpy.png this one also did well
>>562839183Run the risk of the mood down on races and save your energy items to hit Wit training
what even is a gooner caption
Can umas pull of the behind the ear hairstyles or are they forever stuck with symmetrical hairstyles?
>no more 1st anni carats
>>562837793Basically, some dude offers a tool for $10 to ban evade. He's a gay pedo zoophile which also caused kiwifarms to close registrations by making thousands of accounts to post illegal content and mass spammed the sharty for fun. Somehow still not in jail.
free roll is over...
sixty-seven! bacchiguu!
>>562839212A challenge you say
>>562838716Hilarious how people love to cite the dress event for cesario dykebait when she doesn’t even get a single voiced line in it
>>562839357it's over...
>>562839284You make money off adding TEXTS on already existing image?What the fuck people spend money on these? Meanwhile I can barely get my wants.
>>562839015>>562839020>>562839056Isn't the wedding alt straight up worse than the default?
>>562838029Lots and lots of them.
>>562839284this general loves cunny
>>562839284Brother I shouldve heeded your goddamn warning
>>562839282until Inari One
>>562839284>enabling rich noncesyeah, great.
why are all mant cms mediumslop? will taurus plat 2026 title be the same as taurus plat 2025?
>>562839467she targets troons
>>562839357you've had enough carrots you fat fuck
Phew, finally safeAlso my phone randomly started playing the game in 60 FPS. It's happened like once or twice in the past before. Any way to get this to consistently happen?
>>562838225>Someone paid this nigger 700usd to put some fanfic gooning captionsWith each day, I lose hope in humanity
>>562839506>>562839442Yes that's what I'm implying, God I need to fatten up umas so bad
>>562839284I thought you made stories in images like the incest threads /b/ used to have in 201X this is fast food manager with a degree in graphic designGood on you for making money out this anyway, like jews making money with rap in the 80s-90s
>>562839284jesus christ man
>>562839284That is very gay, so I'm glad you're at least getting paid for this and not just doing it for fun.
>>562839284Jesus Christ dotoposter you DO deserve rape. I thought these were just going to be the weird ones that tell autistic people to stim their dicks to cartoon porn or whatever.
>>562839284if i dont find that gross what level of degen am i?
>present for every win>parfait on>actually win every racefucking finally>only 1 goldweak
>>562839504i got tired of training her 20% stam ass desu
>>562839284I barely followed, how do I get into the business?
>>562839284We must bring bullying back.
>>562839284d-do I want to click these?
>>562839284Okay I would genuinely like to remove you from the genepool, like actually. You are disgusting. And this /v/ merger was a mistake.
my ryan cutie parent is doing numbers
>>562839831NTA but join a discord with furries, trannies, and get into VRchat
>>562839831i feel like its more of socially enginneering the troon part of twitter to give you monies
>>562839467people like you are the reason I can pay rent
>>562839905No, pedo apologist shit
>>562839446and the worst part is it didn't even help boost sales. I'm not surprised they gave this year's support cards dresses that look more like wedding gowns than prom dresses, at least they managed to get more fanart of Tact with her trainer out of it lol
>>562839905Don't do it, you'll get put on a list
>>562839467My thoughts exactly
i don't think ive ever seen a draw in TT before
>>562839284I always approve taking money from retards
I don't know why people are complaining, anon warned you twice?
>2 Speed cards aren't enough to cap speed reliably>3 has me capping speed halfway through Senior yearThis sucks.
money is abundant and telling people what they want to hear is the most powerful thing you can do
>only 1/8 of the target fan count
>>562839130I think it's still interesting, because sometimes I see myself thinking my energy usage 4 or even 5 turns ahead, and how my item usage changes depending the scenarios (that is, a good training turn or a dead turn). The problem is, it's very taxing and many times not worth because this game is not chess, there are RNG drive-in events in-between. And the whole "farm items for good summer camps" gameplay gets boring very quickly. But I hope the next scenarios have this "think X turns ahead" gameplay, and not the "fill the blue Unity Cup balls and hope for Spirit Bursts in the last 5-8 trainings and that they fall in the stats you want" gameplay Aoharu had
why did I click that...
>>562833113
>>562839794>2 fronts in Mileget someone else there
>>562839284I'm more upset that you got fucking paid for it than anything
>>562839284You are definitely not my bwo. I hope you eat shit forever for using Doto for your posts.
>>562840187Cap as in shit...
>>562830443My club is slowly dying
SEX
I clicked..
I don't know anything about sharing horses, but surely this is good enough as a parent horse, right?
>>562839290Will try that, thanks for the advice
why the FUCK did they add this cumulative event at the start of the fucking weekand it only lasts what, 3 days?what the FUCK i've never seen a gacha do this shit are they just wringing us dry before a rugpull?i genuinely do not understand, who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>562839284Umazing post of the year.
wow normies itt actually getting one shotted by fairly mild stuff
>>562839284so they pay you to add captions to these? wow that's fucking easy lmaoI mean, sure you have to stomach deranged shit unless you're into it, dotofag but still
>>5628308751 is correct2 is incorrect3 is correct (it's about a 10th of the JP server size as the majority of globalkekes are all casual FOTM players, not autistic grinders like JPs)
>>562840174Real. I can't really blame this guy, I've made a few hundred bucks selling AB/DL fic I wrote years ago. Genuinely surprising how much people will fork over if you target their hyperspecific niche and use the right power words.
Keep posting porn to scare the /v/ermin away
mumubros are we back?
>>562839284I'm more mad people pays for shit like this meanwhile I'm working my ass off and I can barely save up and can't splurge on food or things I want.
>>562840324What's even funnier is that the event happened during covid and on a friday. So yeah, what were they thinking?
>>562840217I have to change my outdated A+ Suzie with someone else, yeah
>>562840174retarded thumbnailposter
looks like troon tech is still in the stone ages. you can literally generate videos with audio now.
>>562839284I typeset and redrew several thousands of pages of manga for free, then there's this anon with PowerPoint clipart edits making tens of thousands
>>562840289>less than 9* split over multiple stats>groundwork and end closernobody will borrow thathowever, if you can get another 2* or 3* power spark with groundwork using that creek and seiun as parents...
we don't post porn here
Falcon status?
Do you buy +7 stat books?
>>562840585Guess back into the coalmines I go then, thanks.
>>562840604shut up and keep watching
>>562840437You hit the nail on the head there. Underserved markets are always the ones willing to pay the most to have their needs met, as we all have needs.Have you ever splurged on food because of a craving? imagine if there was no restaurant for that craving, and you had to settle. for years, even.This is why people pay so much
why are men so disgusting?
>>562840328It's amusing how some anons find that shocking, nothing in these images seems too weird but I've been terminally online since 2005. I'm glad he found retards that pay for that, I'm personally waiting for gen alpha to start working so I can also scam them out their lunch money in funny ways.
>>562840545
>>562840671YesUnless you skip all g2s,g3s you should have enough money even if you buy a fast learner hat
erm guys? we are at least reaching the sr scout right?
>>562840489worked on my machine all night yesterday and last week too
>>562840489nvm it crashed
>>562840490It is pretty upsetting to see someone post their online money app but you have to realize how boom and bust this kind of lifestyle is. He might make $10k in 2 months doing this once then fall off because:>random website (patreon etc) bans his account with zero recourse and he loses all his fans>shadowban on xitter>he was a one hit wonder and can't generate the same hype ever again and his gooner fans leave immediatelythen after that all the time he spent doing it goes into a black hole because you can't put this on a resume or mention it anywhere ever.
>>562840489Mine never stopped working though
>commissionsI am going to post something truly shocking the next thread, so pucker up bozos
>>562840156I only run MLB NTR for speed and it gets me consistent 1100+
>>562840783lollmao草
>>562840756>It's amusing how some anons find that shockingSame. I don't care about the images but I'm actually seething he makes off money just by doing the bare minimum, and a LOT of money at that.At the same time retards deserves to get taken advantage of.
>>562840742dober says this, then shaves her pubes in anticipation of a date night with torena
if i was making money like that i feel like i'd be very, very happy, but i'd also have to completely dissociate from reality in order to be quite so happy. i'd put on a full business suit as i sit down at my computer and imagine in my head that i'm some kind of marketing executive at coca cola in the 80s as i edit trans flags onto the penis of a futanari. i'd make myself a shitty little impression of a office with a herman miller chair and i'd have the same hair cut as the guy from falling down. my eyes would glaze over as my ESL commissioner DMs me his order over discord, and i'm already yelling at my secretary who doesn't exist. i would be happy.
>>562840784>>562840841for some reason it only crashes after reset
>>562840950bring Maki-chan or there is no date
>>562841057go back
its not alot of money guys, the real money is in sovereign money laundering flows.
they added fan bonus as a support card sort/filterhow about RACE BONUS
>>562839284Are Transgender Pedos so brutally lonely that stuff like this is what gets them going?Waitof course they would be, they're socially isolated from every group because of their specific combination of kink and identity prevents them from fully being honest with anyone on earthholy shit anon you're a genius
>>562841057Who gives a fuck they're already going to adjust it go away with your discord bulslhit
>>562840961>edit the trans flag onto the penis of a futanarigooning to this mental image rn. gooning and cooming.
So close...
>>562841057yeah the devs of this game are retarded
Now I don't know if my club is >>562830443 or >>562840269
>>562841147that combined with being retarded and not knowing where to get stuff for free. or being too dumb to use ai
>>562841193this nigga still playing unity
>>562841193Gambare newfriend!
>being surprised that epstein diddy bluds have a lot of money to burn
>>562841157Its only discord drama if you make it so.
>>562841193Can I keep the newcutie?
>>562841193keep going
>>562841273I wouldn't use AI to make loli stuff let alone write words such as pedo on it, ever.
>>562841346epstein n diddy didn't fuck any trannies though?
>internet provider shitting itself for over 12 hours>only able to reconnect after I've missed my dailiesT-Thanks...
>>562841430local models bwo, never get your main email banned
>>562841450How would you know?
>>562841450yes they did, the first whistleblower was a trans sex worker and everyone dismissed it because of the words trans and sex worker
>>562841057how did jap do it?
>>562841504uhhh bro? your fone? don't tell me you don't have a cellular device...
>>562841450>epstein didnt fuck trannieslol
>>562841524THE files (tm)
the first whistle blower was actually girls calling each other whores then they fought and the police were involved
If I wasn't already on a watchlist for being on 4chan then opening one of those links surely put me in one
>>562840950Dober can shave as much as she likes, if she wants the spunk she needs to naked dogeza and do her best to voice Maki chan while cleaning the doll with her tongue after a hotgluing.
>>562841057every single reward of this shitty ass event is garbage who gives a fuck >durrr SSR ticket bwoyou're gonna roll an Air SHakur faggot stfu
>>562841563by having 2-3 times more players
>>562839284Weird thing to see first in the morning
>>562841563chinese bots forcing the remaining JP businessmen to congregate in rank 15000 clubs with a quota of 1m a day for 600 monthly carats
>Sirius symboli has a cool personality ingame>learn the irl horse was such a fucking loser that he got mindbroken and ate his own tongueI literally wanted to pull for her but now I don't.
fillies
>>562841745how impulsive do you have to be to not only be here first thing in the morning but also click links you were told not to
>>562841709Nah I'm gonna get a goldship. That bitch is mlb2 already
My shitty fucking job that takes away 8h of my life every day will never make me as much money as that slop. How do I even find a reason to keep going and not kill myself?
>>562836815Based story anon. 10/10Also I agree with that other guy-having two trainees sounds like a pain in the ass
>>562841773>the horse was abused but hey let's blame the horse (and the uma counterpart that isn't actually like the real horse)Really?
>>562841773Why do you think some were calling her KWABOLI or fraud
>>562841147Why natie ourple
>>562841773Makes me want to roll for her more, personally.
https://youtu.be/SwGk0ShLtQY?si=KQPWJAPjYboKR1Bq&t=61
Is Sirius potential uma 2.0?
>>562841661Clearly you dont leave /vg/
>>562841773It’s not the horse’s fault the frogs are shitty people that would abuse animals the way they did to him
>>562841773made for domination loss
I saw a jap on Twitter a few days ago challenging global to beat the total fans JP got in this event and now I feel like we failed him
>>562841812Sorry for being retardsed
is this card even good?
>>562841863Just because you keep acting like a retarded faggot doesn't mean you should project it onto everyone
>>562841829I think the idea of killing yourself is what people are getting off to when they are gooners no???
>>562841773Cattrannies should be lynched
>>562841829Honestly this. I didn't need to be depress atm
>>562841773from calling you puppy to calling you papi
sexsex with horsesor handsex to horses that's fine too
>>562841994Feet
>>562841863This place calls every horse a fraud so it doesn’t really mean anything anymore at this point
>>562841829If you kill yourself then he'll receive a request to add a trooner caption to your obituary for $200.
>>562841991most globalfags literally do not play the game they just log in to get carats to dickpull and then spam memes
>>562841994>guts
>>562842046>cattrannieswhat?
>>562841661It won't put you on the list for something that tame unless you saved the first one on cloud storage
>>562842016I remember when Gooners used to exclusively mean Arsenal fans
>>562841968Yes because there is no reason for me to go to other boards when all the information I want from this site is in /vg/ generals.
Quite literally the only fraud is Rose Kingdom whose sole G1 win was because Buena got DQ'd for bullshit reasons.
>>562842219Hishi Miracle wouldn’t do this
>>562841829the fundamental thing that makes you depressed is wasting your time brother. even if you made lots of money youd still be depressed if you felt like you wasted your time. good luck.
>>562842151dumb spics didnt even login during the night and just spam memes I cant understand
>>562841057>/v/ retards are forced to use this thread >sudden influx of discord screenshots, literally whos from twitter, and "drama" time looping all in one thread, impressive
>>562842151>most X literally do not play the gamestupidest meme of the year desu. gacha players will literally play 5 gachas at the same time, the issue is that they just suck at it.
>>562842235>watches real sportsWhat a fag
>>562841829Become a communist.Hatred and jealousy will help you cope that you were born to be a wagie drone.
>>562842127I dont do suiposting
>>562842314
>>562842339If they play 5 at the same time, are they really playing
I can tell this thread is filled with 3rd worlders because they've been talking nonstop about a dude making bellow minimum wage doing gooner edits and seething about it. I can make 3x as much money just packing groceries part time in my 1st world country. STFU FAGGOTS
>>562842284What about Offside Trap
>>562842424mexican uma memes are godlike actually
>>562842339>meme
>>562842314be more respectful bro, I play AND post shitty memes. better than all the other retards complaining they don't have time to play but can shitpost here for hours upon hours
The falco card is added to the general pool after this event right? What's the big deal either way?
>>562842479>grocery shop workerHow embarrassing....
This wouldn't have happened, if you rolled for 7s with me.
>>562842489yooo there's a TRAP uma?
>>562841829You wanna kys for that? Why not become a terrible person and become rich instead? You could host parties on your own island even
Next thread will be worse
>>562842489What about [horse that isn't even an Uma and has a mob tier variant in a manga] I don't care, and she still won regardless of whatever happened to Suzuka.
Why are we shilling KWABOLI this early? She's not on for like a year, right?
>>562842424The language barrier is gatekeeping me from spanish peak
>>562842597>Tosen jordan McDonalds dot png
>>562842359Where do you think you are? Half of /uma/ was on /sp/ the other day
>>562841829The only way to be rich in this system is to either have been born in a rich family, or work 40 hours while going to school specifically for a field that makes you a shitload of money and not have any free time to do anything for the entirety of your 20s>>562842620Shiraoki only provides to those she likes
>>562842645retard
>>562842314Yes
>>562842670The super bowl was 2 months ago
>>562842757>>562842757>>562842757
FAT
>>562842620awesome gif I've saved it!
7 and I rape Sirius Symboli ver Europe
>>562842750>La triple FracturaHoly shit, lmao.
>>562842639makween should let me sip tea infused through her panties
>>562842645>PLEASE CALL HER KWABOLI AND A FRAUD AND STOP SHILLING HER ALSO I DON'T PLAY THE FUCKING GAMECan you just kill yourself
>>562842649>Maya: trainer please let me rest it's my sixth consecutive race>Maya: when will we have our date?>Trainer: drink your juice and put on some cream the seventh one is coming
>>562842632Becoming rich in the current times is literally impossible unless you are a hot woman with no morals
>>562842479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AX81gv5aMThis you?
>>562829075who are these gif umas???
>>562842959You could be a sick artist and draw NASA furry art commissions for bazillion dollaroos.
WOW ANOTHER RUN WITH KIKUKA SHO WET AND RAINY WEATHER AND I HAVE ONLY 450 STAMINA AND SOMEHOW IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH AND I HAVE TO USE ALL CLOCKS AND STILL LOSE BECAUSE WHY NOT AND NOW THE RUN IS FULLY BRICKED HELL YEAH FUCK NIGGERS
>>562841868She took the lean
>>562842632I don't even want to be rich, I just want to be able to fuck around without having to worry about my rent, bills, and groceries. I'll work a job to that end so long as I can go home and still have time AND energy to do what I actually want to do, but nowadays even having two jobs won't be enough and I'll still come home with only enough time and energy to clean myself, keep my room from becoming rancid, and get to bed.
>>562828530that's a bit overdramatic.Intern-kun just copy pasted the event without a second thought. stop doomposting this hard.
>>562828530I missed you
>>562830263>that majority of global found it funOnly retard said that on week 1 after doing 5 runs at most, basically people who doesnt really play the game
