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DEIO SDEEBU:DDDD
>>562842757Why she has a photo of my dick?
This thread will be less gay
this thread won't be better
This thread will be butter
Does using the energy drinks actually help when doing more than 3 runs?! I thought once you've raced 3 times it doesn't matter what your energy is at anymore.
yankomanko
You saved your SR crystals to MLB falco's guts card right?
Digitan LOVE
OPE WATCH OUT THERE'S A DIDDY BLUD KISSING YOU
>>562842957racing 3+ in a row is badracing with zero energy is also badthe badness combines together to be extra bad
Stg cute.
>562843058This thread is a dumpster.
>>562842807You're welcome!
>Affinity max my legacy>Go from 0.1 borrows to 4 a dayhmmmmm I'm noticing
>>562842882Best umas for tying up in rope and spanking their tits?
>>562842882maybe anons should stop posting their extremely cute and soft looking effeminate hands with well kept nails if they want the thread to be less gay
>all the legendary umas (rudolf, cb, ace, ramonu) came to see her off + her parents SIRIUS NOOOOOO DON'T BOARD THAT PLANE SIRIUS NOOOOOOOOOOO. Also, interestingly enough, her trainer is nowhere to be seen in her good ending. She's not even talking to (You), she's talking to everyone else.
>>562842820it should be desu no, no?
>>562843013Yanko!
>>562843161Would posting my ugly man hands help?
>>562843065I know. But lets say I do 4 races for whatever reason. The energy drink actually makes a difference? I thought it didn't matter.
>>562842957If you're at 0 energy and 3 races, I wouldn't bother using energy to regen
>>562843197yeah sirius is better without her traineri wonder what thats adapted from
>>562839284This anon is simply skimming the top of the gooner iceberg, he didn't even meet the highrollers.Open at your own sanity risk.https://files.catbox.moe 5pi5j4.jpg
>>562842959Just do what one of my cousins did and fleece a bunch of money from your sick father's saving account, 401k and whatever else he had and move to another state with some ghetto white chick and blow most of it on gambling
How the fuck do I train her for MANT. New year version btw.
>>562843281oh you mean for the fourth or more in a rowidk
I'm not stringing that together bro sorry that happened or I'm glad
>>562843312why did you have to remind me of bronies
FUCK THIS GAME FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK JAPS FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>562843312noI'm done with thatI'm not clicking anymore shit today
I just realized I can do dirt G1 on XOguri.What schedule should I use here?
>>562843271You fool, some people are into bears
>>562843312I miss when 4chan was a little redd*t with it
>>562843301That's what I figured and usually do.>>562843357Yeap. It seems like no one truly knows, huh.
>>562843161Would you rather see this?
>>562843436if it's a turf/dirt parent run then go for the six races in a row from nhk mile to the dirt derby otherwise just b urself
https://poal.me/hz52sahttps://poal.me/hz52sahttps://poal.me/hz52sa
More players quitting / lazing around will force Cygames to adapt to Global standards and respect everyone's time
>>562843312Wonder how many of /uma/ anons are former bronies. I mean, that shit must be somewhat adjacent... Right?
>>562843498Kind of wish my hands looked like this.I have the hands of a fat lesbian woman, which would be fine if I wasn't a man.
Just woke up, why is everyone laughing at global?
>>562843497If you're spamming races even more just don't bother using energy. I got a 6 race streak with no stat loss or outbreak. You just gotta roll high
>>562843312>anthropomorphizedmeh, the old Yoko from gurren lagann print that became a funny 4chan screencap was funnier and more deranged than this garbage
>>562843308I'll reply to you because it's also interesting to me that contrary to her good ending her trainer is there on her normal ending, and she's making plans to win the L'Arc with (You).
>>562843428That's not very nice natured of you
>>562843443
>>562843161No problemo.
>>562843614We jobbed at farming fans.
nobody wants to talk to you danchud shut up
surely no one would dare post their thighs in this thread
>>562843271jokingly sure, realistically no one cares>>562843456/uma/ like girls and feminity, so nope wrong general for that
>>562843436you gain new G1 in Senior FebClassic has Dirt Derby in Summer andTeio Sho in Senior right before Summerand you can shove 5 G1s on her twice at the end of Classic/Senior year
>>562843584I used to be a ponyfag back in 2012 when I was 13, does that count?
>>562843687I used to have a CM keyboard like this
>>562843319can't do that fucker took all my money and then dippedunfortunately for him he's trapped in a box in my closet for all of eternity
>>562843428neicha wouldn't say this
>guy posts literal loli cunny hentai edits that will get you banned from any platform that exists>"woooowww these newfags think this is so shocking gwo i cant believe it theyre so pathetic"I knew those types of responses would be coming honestly. What motivates people to do this? Nobody is impressed that you jerk off to underage anthropomorphized floor tiles or whatever. Actually I would be impressed if that was the case but in reality its 90% probability that the people posting like this are just the most stock standard boring gurofags on earth. I hate guro "people" they're always like this.
Rice _______
>>562843742>26 years old groomable boyheeeeeeey
>>562843197It is weird but she does have a scenario link in the Arc which is a direct continuation from her epilogue so I guess it’s expanded there
>>562843781>he remembers the floor tiles guyBased
>>562843781guro and gore is much much worse than loli
What's the final solution to the /v/ma question?
>>562843781Hi I'm gueo peoples!
>>562843781did your guro hate overpower the point you were trying to make?
>>562843863It's one of those kino where>the bad ending is actually the good endingSubversion.
>>562843882Gore yes. Guro no.
>>562843770Same but mine is trapped in the blue dimension rather than the silver one. I don't blame him too much, abuse and head trauma will do a number on someone
Question: how significant is the difference having green skill(s) (except for [Style] Savvy skills) makes compared to not having any? For example, if I had two almost completely identical veteran uma except one has 2-3 necessary green skills (not counting [Style] savvy) for a particular race, how much more likely is the uma with green skills to win that particular race compared to the uma assuming the conditions (track, weather, and opponent umas) stay exactly the same across simulations?
>>562843638Yeah, if you hit the streaks of rng then it don't matter. I'm just wondering if it helped at all for that then I could use those useless energy drink (not max) for slightly better probabilities when doing 3+.
>>562843858stop it anon... he's used GOODS
>7 hrs has passed>still at 2 hundred millionHoly fucking dead
Gorushi GF when
>>562843919No I successfully made my point and blew out gurofags eternally and then everyone clapped.
>>562843858some colombian guy tried to groom me through tumblr DMs back then but since I was a retarded child that was learning english I forgot to keep our conversation in private and he never texted me again lol
>>562843740Seem like only good one are Early Dec and February stakeI always ran Stayer stake for skill in CM11 for skills and did G2 medium on this CM12 for shop points if needed. Now it's guarantee rival with G1 I guess.
>>562843885Honestly if talking to the mods (a non-shit one) like civilized and understanding people work nothing will
>>562844049Single circle is 40 to a stat, double is 60, multiplied by S in aptitude if you got it.Basically you cheat your stats over the cap.
>>562842339>>562842448I am one of those gachatarded playing 5+ gacha at the same time, and uma is by far the biggest pita because of global acceleration and how long dailies takeAnd it's not like there's an amazing story to make up for it either, you're constantly being pressed to do runs that take a fuckton of time....and for what? Guts/Wits spark? CM every 3 weeks or so, man we can't even breatheOther gacha aren't like this, dailies take like 5 mins because you can sweep and dump stamina or they have an auto daily mode so you can just let it run while you jerk off, but not uma. Gotta sit your ass down for at least 40 mins to bang a run out>inb4 muh sweepytechnically illegal 3rd party tool,you always risk a permaban. others have official dev provided sweep/auto...it's the mentality that really gets me, the devs WANT you to do this every day
>>562844091anon.................. it's 2 hundred bilion
>>562843770I'd rather shitpost on 4chan than "play" uma gomen
>>562844049>*compared to the uma without the green skillsOops, forgot to write that in.
>>562844091Everyone stopped bothering after the degrading announcement
>>562844173my first exposure to being groomed was the admin for Smashboards introducing me to chastity cages by taking pictures of himself wearing one.This was around Smash Brothers 4
>>562844049Depends on the green skills? Apart from groundwork activation, speed and power skills are best, stam are only good if you don’t have enough stam and guts are trash
Shut the fuck up /v/ with your brony shit good god is this what the thread is just going to be like half the time from now on?
how are we doing bros
>>562844210Meant for >>562844091
>>562844263>The groomed>Smash playerChecks out
>>562844246>it's real
>>562844263
>>562844302This is /vg
>>562844195What the fuck is even the point of playing a game if you gonna autopilot it?
>>562844338bad
finished making all my aces for the next CM what do I do now?
>>562844246Don't see how this is degrading, they would've been dumb as fuck to put global on the same level as JP with fewer players.
>>562844424make aces for the next cm
>>562843706
>>562844195Nigger you are NOT supposed to be playing that many gacha at the same time. You pick one, two at most: one you take somewhat seriously (rank high enough for any competitive ranking, complete all limited time events, keep up to date with the metagame if any, complete all daily missions), and one you play more casually.
>>562844361I wasnt convinced, I still think they're stupid and if you wanna degrade yourself there are surely options that wont cause permanent damage
>>562844440isn't the next CM another mediumslop?
>>562844246>we're investigating>"we're monitoring the situation">(we are checking how shit and demotivated you are to farm fans)
>>562844424Grind for the CM avalanche
>>562844504yup
>>562844440can't my favorite sloptubers haven't made a video about it yet
>>562844263>>562844173Ever since /v/ merged this general has taken a wild turn
is this good enough for day one?
>>562844386Yes and it's /v/ bringing all this console like wars, mod war, shock reaction content, steamchart number garbage, and now brony shit over here.
The things I would do to them
>>562844602we might get to 1 trillion but that's about it
>>562844592Dotoposters need to shut the fuck up for a good long while after that last stint
>>562844091We cant even reach 300B after 1 day
>global being this dead even with all the botterswhat happened to the shills saying MANT was good? seems like everyone stopped playing already
>>562844676Suzuka with those eyes gets me rockhard.
Which card should i get from the SSR anniversary ticket?On the left are all my cards, got kitasan MLB, Creek 3/4 and 1 rainbow crystal, will probably get another one in the following months.I heard trackblazer was hated in JP so i don't think i will get relevants cards for it.I want a card that will be relevant for a long time for future scenarios like kitasan or creek.That said, i reeeeally want to get falco or curren cards but they probably suck.
>>562844173>>562844263Idk how common this is but I was on /b/ in 2007 and was stupid enough to post my AIM handle in multiple threads so I had a lot of weird older people in my messages, including several really strange adult women. They wouldn't send me lewds but were clearly really pleased to be basking in the horny attention of an underaged teenage boy. I did this a lot for a while until some guy got really really interested in sending me suicide pills, I'm pretty sure he was a serial killer.
>>562844195>I am one of those gachatarded playing 5+ gacha at the same timepic rel>because of global accelerationif we didn't have acceleration you'd be whining about not having some 4 year himba fast enough>how long dailies takethey take 20 minutes>And it's not like there's an amazing story to make up for it eitherretard>you're constantly being pressed to do runs that take a fuckton of time....and for what? Guts/Wits spark?3 out of 5 chance to get the other stats>CM every 3 weeks or so, man we can't even breatheI can be done with aces in 2 days, have some narcan>Other gacha aren't like thisyou aren't mentioning the monthly login timer and exclusive paid currency you can't earn (or that is very hard to) not to mention all the other chink/gook tricks they pull>dailies take like 5 mins because you can sweep and dump stamina or they have an auto daily mode so you can just let it run while you jerk off, but not uma. Gotta sit your ass down for at least 40 mins to bang a run outand you're complaining about acceleration which is meant to bring those exact same features you wantI think you're a fag, in case I didn't make my point clear
>>562844783Creek
>>562844676
>>562844246FUCKING KEK THEY'RE GONNA LOWER THE TOTAL REQUIREMENTS DEAD FUCKING GAME CYGAMES GOT HANDED A GOLDEN GOOSE WITH GLOBAL AND PISSED IT ALL AWAY WITH GREED AND SLOTH DEEEFUCKINGSERVED
>>562844783>I want a card that will be relevant for a long time for future scenarios like kitasan or creek.there isn't one, finemo is the only one that even comes close but you missed the boat for her
bakupit bakupit
>>562844592>>562844656/v/tards are still banned on all boards, "their" thread is about to archive from inactivity ffs
>>562844808you met the protogooners and lived to tell the tale..
>>562844195You're not even really "playing" anything then. And you don't have to play this game either for fucks sake. You're as retarded as /v/.
>>562844676i need suzuka to look at my penis like that
>>562844592Bwo /v/ma hates this place more than /uma/ anons, and /v/ma are given site ban not a board ban.
>>562844898What greed?
>>562844783MLB that creek already
>>562844783i think you might want keen eyes, get a skill desu. so maybe yeppers, muteki, helios. you can also finish off your creek
>>562844808Those weren’t women anon
OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE THE RUN
I don't like the event storyIRL Shakur would've beat the shit out of Sirius
dunno about you but I'm gonna jack off to daisca
>>562844895
>>562844895>>562844676Girls with crazy eyes (2d) drive me nuts
Any free /v/ma players now that their generals are no more? Our club already has a dead guy
>>562844968Been wondering where that warn came from. Retarded mods.
Can we go back to spamming horny, barely sfw art of the umamusume, hornyposting about umamusume, and discussing the metagame instead of whatever the fuck is going on right now?
>>562845056You are at the mercy of summer
>>562844735One retard from /v/ is not gonna stop me from posting. Eat shit.
why did vma get banned? i dont get it
>>562843443>>562843671SEKKS
>>562844926A ban can be evaded, but I'm willing to believe that it's the thread's pet monkey shitting up the thread as usual.
>>562845053are you joking? Women are the most sexually depraved people online.Did you see the last thread? I cannot imagine any man sitting down to do that
>>562845056fuck off please die kill all xog
>>562845089Wnna be raped by this opera desu
>>562845170Kita Tits
>>562845170I can only do one of these things because I'm still working on my grass wonder
>>562845190too powerful 'mfraid /v/ can't have a game that is both popular and stays on topic all the time
what is wrong with you moids?
>>562845170Cope brownoidGlobal is deadMANT is trashJP won
>>562844769Something something JP released on weekends and having triple player baseAlso botters were scared because they think this event is a honeypot You can check the ranking in uma.moe site, their average daily gain dropped more than half already
is there somewhere i can find a translation of all the consecutive race voice lines they are erotic
>>562845170Everything for you my beloved kita
>>562844191How significant is that 40 or 60 additional to a stat? How much more likely would you win a race with that compared to not having that?>>562844297To make my question/situation simpler let's limit it to Speed and Power skills, and assume the uma has enough stamina and recovery to handle that particular race.
>>562845251women were not online in 2007. the iphone had only just been released. people used to say "there are no girls on the internet" and back then it was true.
edenbros , your responde ?
>>562845218
>>562844926What is resetting a router? Using a different ISP? VPN? etc etcBesides they've already literally made their prescene known and even admitted to it, posting screencaps of their irc, etc. Sure some are retards that don't know how to do anything and wait out their ban but plenty do. And lots of them only got warned it seemed.
hoeh...
i just play the new scenarios on jp, get a highscore and stop playing. this is probably what most normies do on global
>>562843645Show me this yoko screen cap
>>562845138You are lucky it was just a warn, anyone who posted in a /v/ thread yesterday got a site ban
>>562845190janny gets triggered by horse game, but the 10 crimson desert threads are just fine
>>562845170
>>562845461>ksb but goodnut
>>562845535I know this image is sloppa but it is still peakI want to live between Falcos thighs
>>562845543Make up and procreate with you!?Deal!
>>562845170I've been jerking it non stop for the past 12 days and only got small bursts but I took a day off and I just had the biggest nut disaster I've had in a while. It actually shot my chin and I'm so glad I decided to look up during that. I want Taiki and Doto to assault me with their titsUma Musume
Wouldn't it be funny if we got like 5 trillion or something after cygames lowers than requirements.
>>562845170I still haven't seen any horny smut art of Fuji Kiseki
FINALLY
>>562845630Average femotaku
>>562845706I think giving us 7 days to farm fans would have been a better optics
>>562845706>the event was rigged from the start>they forgot to modify the code for global>by the end of the event we get the exact same score as jpThat'd be funny
Dia paizuri
cygames will just fudge the numbers if it looks like we're not gonna make it, no fucking game with cumulative rewards has ever missed out
I was standing on the wall feeling ten feet tallAll you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica BoulevardThis is my front page, this is my new ageAll you bitches put your hands in the airAnd wave them like you just don't care
>>562845763>No S turf or S distance Glue
>>562845763We doing deep fried memes again?
>>562845664The labubu will go fast
>>562845706Half the faggots in my club can barely do a career every three days
*scenario known for killing the fucking game stone dead*CYGAMES: "AND ILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!!!"
>>562845584So fucking stupid. Don't remember a game ever getting this kind of treatment, except pokemon maybe.
There goes the siren that warns of the air raidThen comes the sound of the guns sending flakOut for the scramble, we've got to get airborneGot to get up for the coming attackJump in the cockpit and start up the enginesRemove all the wheelblocks, there's no time to wasteGathering speed as we head down the runwayGot to get airborne before it's too lateRunning, scrambling, flyingRolling, turning, diving, going in againRunning, scrambling, flyingRolling, turning, divingRun, live to flyFly to live, do or dieWon't you run, live to flyFly to live, aces high
>>562845591That game literally just came out though. Making stealth generals and flaunting about "witchecks" isn't a good look.
>>562845591>>562845190A lot of people ask this question about their specific game and the answer is always the same. /v/ is a culture war board. If your game isn't currently engaged in a culture war, if it isnt being used to push some "Anti Woke Agenda", it's very likely to be ignored first, and then, if it succeeds regardless, it's very likely to be labeled a "general" and kicked off the site. Crimson Desert can have 10 threads because it's part of the most obnoxious culture war in recent memory.
>>562845942Autisbwo...
Look at this.
>>562845190Apparently because they kept making uma threads on /v/ and jannies hated it. They were able to make threads or reach bump limit from time to time until 2~3 days ago where jannies started banning EVERYONE who posts on the thread and not just the one who made the thread.
>>562845471they were, they just didn't selfpost. If they weren't women they were shockingly well passing trannies. Their hands were almost as sexy as that one anon's.
>>562845834
>>562845190Mods finally gave the order to kill all threads, they banned everyone in them, finally flagged them as a general for some reason>>562845218It's not 1 janny anymore dude, it's actually over
>>562846003what anti woke agenda is crimson desert pushing though? not a /v/tard but im curious
Gold City feet in my mouth
>the 1 single work application I sent got a response and I'm getting hiredSorry danchud, my savings were low so I can't NEET anymore
33 more days.
>>562846023>jannies go on a powertrip over autists having funDo you need any more proof this site is reddit incognito mode?
>>562844246The accelerated schedule caused this to happen and Cygames loves bad timing
>>562845948with how much this general keeps defending MANT, you'd think we'd be at 5 trillion by nowbut nope, every single MANT shill is a larper who doesn't play the game
>>562845190janny got 2nd in Finals
isnt uma considered a cultural game? everyone plays it. a large part of finance twitter has people playing it unironically, people you wouldnt expect.
>>562843197>Sirius gets gang-raped by Parisian Nigerians so hard that she can’t walk straight and has to quit racing the second she returnsI can’t believe this is canon
>>562846093Spechud would smell nice I think
number go up
>>562846079I am saying this
>>562845995it's about a month old. most games are only allowed to have threads on /v/ continuously for a little over a week if they're lucky, closer to three days if they're not, before they start getting deleted and banned for being generals. crimson desert is somehow relevant to the culture war, so it stays permanently.
>>562846138What surprises me even more is they released the daily legend races and didn't adjust it for accelerated schedule either. Like how many times are they gonna fuck this up.
>>562846073nta and i don't really know anything about the game nor do i browse /v/ but i'm guessing it has sexualized characters and AI slop
Kita and Dia double paizuri
>>562842757>>562844246>Class 6 TT >JP in Unity cup - 100k>JP in 5th anni - 70k>Global in 1st anni - sub 40kGlobal playercount is wildly exaggerated by retarded Americans who hates seeing numbers
>>562846231You mean the devs are paying the site to have their game advertised
>>562846163His idol did.
>>562846179I feel like she'd smell like cut grass and dirt
do it for her
Post the fattest Dia tits you have saved
>>562845190>>562846023It used to be just a single janny but apparently from an IRC screenshot shared here several threads ago. It seems the jannies, yes, plural, have reached a consensus that uma is no longer allowed in the board.
>>562846371>>562846335neck yourselves /v/ermin
tickezo's subtle hints
god i HATE retard falcon so much
why am i like thisi also have 5 good luck charms
>>562846380Her mom would send her nice perfumes to use, so fresh sweat, grass, and a light perfume
the fan count is artificialthey will rig it to go up everydaythe 2 trillion fan count is guaranteedit was like that on JP as well
>>562844246I'm done with global and moving to JP. Why would I play a game that doesn't have enough players to keep up with a simple event, do they really think that people will continue to have faith in the future of the game like this? why would I even spend money on it anymore?
>>562846417But she's modest...
>>562844942Honestly I doubt most of the shitposting is coming from /v/ anons if they banned like more than 100 people. I think it's more likely people are using it as an excuse to shitpost since they have plausible deniability
>>562846502have you tried not resting
>>562846502>tfw bought all that shit>ended up with only a single 40% megaphone and 1 ankle weight for summer
>>562846417
>>562846562they already said they're going to change the count
>>562846583not according to this thread. FATTEST, please
>>562846231Its barely even 2 weeks. I don't know about the thread favoritisms or whatever but the victim complex is big.
>>562846023>>562846430Reminder that there is a thread up on the other site. 8
>>562846665yeah so the rigging is not so obvious
the only good thing about uma is that you can dab on whales even as a f2p
What's the first uma that comes to mind when you read the words HOLY BOOBERS
>>562846672>FATTESTCareful what you wish for
>>562846482Happy birthday anon
>>562846730no, go away
>>562846730They’re still around? I haven’t used it since hgg went away
>>562846643Nice nice, those are fat. Though Kita's fat tits should always be smaller than Dia even if just a bit
Stop posting stupid shit.
How important is wit for Xog on this track anyways?
>>562846789ICHIBAN
>>562846720Global cameout like 6+ months ago. All and all the jannies were lenientI browse /v/ and there is always an uma thread up no matter the time
>>5628469101200 min
>>562846897But I like posting stupid shitGif related.
>>562846910400 wit is fine
>>562846854nope, thread is dead as fuck
>>562846798That's not Dia>>562846897Post Rulership's fat udders
>>562846910YOU NEED 3 RECOVERY SKILLS TO PROC MINIMUM TO TRIGGER HER UNIQUEthe more wit you have the higher the chance it is to trigger so just get as much as you can
>>562846586I doubt they would even want to migrate here since they're respectful enough not to hijack the slow /vmg/ thread, and in most cases its /uma/ anons that is in their breads instead most especially during the times the shitposting here is going hard.What changed is that since anons couldn't go to the other thread anymore, the schizos would have a better chance blending in since the thread activity wouldn't slow fown anymore.
>>562846830What do you mean by "no"? You got reminded anyway.>no capitalization, which doesn't match any of the posts being quotedReally makes you think
>>562846730Not either of them, but I got burnt by Mark being a gigaretard (and by extension Jim, Josh, and HW) too many times to put up with the half a dozen splinters of 8ch
Got banned for just posting in a /v/ umamusume thread. That place is crazy.
>>562846819thamksi'll post more if someone's interested in certain umas(half of them have really basic and uninteresting lines)
400 wit is fine if you’re close to the router
>>562843687Kraid, start the reactor.
>>562843846Rice being lovey with her male trainer then beating on her female trainer is hilarious
>>562846586>>562847059Its possible of course, but its easy to tell posts apart. And why would bans stop most anons? Come on now. Literally see this one just now >>562847156 and thats recent while I was typing this. It's not rocket science.
I miss my comfy lewdposting hours
>>562847289Reminder if you cannot tell the difference between Rulership and Cheval you deserve to have your trainer's license revoked.
>>562846140Maybe it's not about the game mode and because there's not enough players, including you numberfags
>>562847398uuuuuuhone of them has big boobsno i mean likebigger boobs
>>562847289The average /uma/ poster can't tell the difference.
>>562847379Of all the example you'll give it's the most obvious falseflag.
>>562846023The /v/ma problem was volume, they have a community the fucking size of /uma/. It is the fastest thread on their board by a fucking mile. Their average thread ended at 700-800 posts on any random day two or three times a day and they've had at least one 1000 post thread per month. You add to that the fact that they have a literal no lifer schizo dedicated to destroy them and it is a powder keg waiting to be blown up. I think they'll survive, there's literally too many of them to take in here. But the problem is they were too let's call "successful" for /v/.T. Vacation in /v/ma from time to time to join rooms.
>>562846482>>562847232Happy birthday anon, Chiyono O hate!
Uh oh, Super Creek is now your trainee.How do you prepare for her career?
>>562847289>>562847398I might have to taste test their bokumankos to know the difference
>>562847551Practice my baby talk
>>562847506A falseflag is anything you don't like hearing then? Whatever, man.
/v/ banned 100 people? Based
>>562847609Good luck getting through her mom.
>>562847519How can they even survive if the mods already gave the order, they ban everyone in a thread and can't go to the IRC without being spergs? I honestly think it's over for them
>>562847398I don't care for them but I can still tell them apart
>>562847551Celibacy until year 3 Promise her a baby if she gets good winsJokes on her, I'll marry her even if she doesn't
>>562847740leave her mom to me
>both Yeppers and Fine agemasen'd meebin
>>562847379Theyre not even allowed to have a thread anymore on /v/ why would that guy conveniently just pop up to be included in your post.
>first inspobwos I'm so scared
How do I tell my sweepy to start using clocks only in g1s?
>>562847289>>562847460Imagine is Rulership summer alt is also flat.
>>562847702If they keep banning them they will slowly make their way here, do you really want all of them here?
>>562847519im gonna be honest if you have enough people to sustain a consistent recurring thread you should be told by the mods to fuck off to GENERALS and not just the shitposting on /v/
>>562847801It's not the first time a community splintered off from /vg/ (fire emblem). If they got will to fight and someone's willing to compromise with mods they'll survive. I don't really browse /v/ anymore but that's what the deltarune threads did when they were banished.
>>562847887>Yeppers>AgemasenGwo...
https://x.com/airaniiofifteen/status/2041183775116411302
>>562848008I'm one of them. I'm nice.
>>562848008They don't even want to be here
>jannies are being cunts to our /v/ brothers in armsWhy are we cunts towards them again?
guess the pink/blue
>>562848047One refugee is good out of 100 immigrants. Look what they did to Europe and the states
>>562848019He means not finishing the event chain...
isn't 3 trillion like 100 MILLION players (almost entire japan) doing 10 one-million careers a daythat doesn't even scale to 50 million of 20 careerswhat did they cook there
why the fuck would anyone want to post on /v/
>>562848127I'll be generousTWO wit
>>562847519would it be possible for them to make a /v/ma thread on /vg/? i think we could leave them alone.
>>562847740I wonder if Aruvu has the ear fringes like Ruler and Air Groove do. She has them covered so there's no way of telling until she gets released and we put her in an onsen.
>>562848019not finishing her chain is agemasen for me
>>562848127
>>562848018Seems like they are too stubborn to reach an agreement, both them and the mods. I'd love nothing more than for them to make it but it's really not looking good, then again I have no clue lol
>>562847998that's the neat part
>>562848119>americans are cunts to illegal mexicans>legal mexicans are cunts to illegal mexicansSame thing/v/ are the illegals here
>>562848116yes but as you can see there are a lot of them here already, even if they hate it. With time they will realize there is nowhere else to go.
>>562848214correctand 1* turf
>>562847528this is you
>>562848127Classic 1 pwr 3 front
>>562848267A-are they stealing our jowbs?
>>562848178Dude the jannies are not going to allow 3 generals about the same game, are you nuts?
I'm already done with my dailies so I'm just going to bed to jerk off for few hours hopefully thread will calm down
>>562848151JP isnt good at adapting to global standardsIts a culture thing, if it works it works
>>562848336Yes, they're stealing our precious bump limit...
>>562848336We're gonna steal your general :)
I think we should let the /v/ma bros in
>>562848353never know until you try
>>562848336They've entered some /uma/ clubs yes t. tracking transfers
>>562848363FUCK YESTHAT'S THE TIT SIZE I'M TALKING ABOUTBRBRBRBR
>>562848178That's the problem. They also don't want a recurring thread, they want high intensity posting sessions and then a long break in-between. They don't actively want a general, they want the best of both worlds (frequent, active and fast threads but not being up 24/7 to prevent stagnation and fester stuff like lewds or off topic).The "model" worked well for 9 months, if you ever saw /v/ma it was straight up the most on topic thread you'd ever see. Absolutely shocking for /v/. But now with with the meidos cracking down, I see no solution. They won't sustain (and there's no need for) ANOTHER gen.
>>562848151Do we have numbers on the playerbase the jp version had at the time?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUAAARK NO WONDER PEOPLE HATE THIS GAME
CONNECTINGCONNECTINGCONNECTINGCONNECTING
>>562848554Pre MANT was 105k
>>562848151your math is very wrong.(or you are an ESL where a trillion is something else than an american trillion because you use milliards/billiards like me)1 million people doing one 1 million fan run would be 1 trillion.it is still too much to expect from global.
>>562847551Keep in mind, as much as Creek will want to take care of you, the most important part of being her trainer is to be there for her when she needs your emotional support.
>final shop refreshWHAT THE FUCKTHERE IS NOTHING BEYOND THE GLOW STICK>dude why do you have so many-BECAUSE IM NOT BUYING 10 SPEED ANKLETS
Give me your hottest take, /uma/I think blue sparks shouldn't exist, at all. Pink and white sparks are fine because not every uma should be ideal for every track type/length
>>562848506horny anon
>>562848520Sounds idyllic, sad to see it end, I don't see how they get out of this one
>/v/ma thread up>everyone too scared to post in it
>>562848409And this is why the Janniceitors killed your thread>>562848436You forgot your pic
>>562847928Dunno, maybe blowing off steam? I don't know what you want me to say if youre not implying I'm that anon or something cause im not but Im gonna stop replying cause this is silly.
>>562848605WHEN YOU ARE BROCKED
>>562848726blue sparks are a middle ground for when switching one card to a different type would be way too much of a difference
>>562848624>american trillionthe what
>>562848737I'm just craving some fat off-model uma titties that are the exact right size for my taste, can you blame me?
>>562848681For things like this is that i started buying the +3 items
>>562848753Imagine you wake up to the sound of her giggling, you open your eyes and see that you're in a dimly lit chamber. As you try to move, you realize that your arms and legs are fastened to a crossbeam, spread apart. You also notice now that you are completely naked. She comes from around the corner, still giggling, before delivering swift, brutal kicks to your exposed, dangling testicles.What do you do?
>>562848750I noticed kek, everyone is afraid of getting banned again
>>562842957Now you get it how to play mant. Everyone with a high ranked uma is trying to highroll on either not getting anything negative, or already having something to counter it.This is why if you actually want a highroll, its better to get used to race even 5 at the end of the year, because it overrides the negative event. This is also why forcing wit early to get higher level is a valid strat.
>>562848906I'm technically the same so no blame here...
matikane
>tamamo CROSS>is jewish
>>562849072Oh my god dude, you get me
>>562848605>217 speed by junior augustwhoever trained this kitasan should have their training license revoked, in any case
>>562849061I wonder if its possible to guarantee SS umas yet even with the weakest cards and 1* parents ever yet... I haven't had a single high roll yet in any of my runs.
>>562848726My actual hottest take divorced from uma musume is I'm an AI accelerationist and instead of fearmongering we should push its development as hard as possible like they're doing in China.My hottest uma take is TT is overall a waste of time and leads to the creation of umas that are terrible at everything that isn't TT so they could delete it tomorrow without me caring.
>>562848621Huh, ok, let's be generous and go with half because the boogeyman MANT apparently killed half the playerbaseIn order for 50k players achieving 3T, each would need to average 60M fans 3 day event, which means 20M average a dayTo reach that much, each player should willingly play 20 fucking runs that average a million fans, which is asinine considering most fan runs barely break a Million, and the average Mant run gets around what, 700-800k?Assuming all the 100k players estimate play it'd be a little easier, 10 runs a day, which is doable in Aoharu because at this point it's piss easy, but not everyone would do thatNow, the player numbers for Global are... what, 18k? Let's say, double to take into account mobile? so, 36k...It's looking grim bros, hope the game is rigged ir we're gonna lose on our 7th Teio
I just want to talk about fat horse girl tits and cute umas and horse races don't send me back to /v/
>>562849189I guess I know what I'm jacking off to today
>>562849139matikanethreesome
I tried to do a Falco run with no plan and holy shit sh'es got NOTHING in MANT. Completely pointless to run her in MANT unless you can supermutate her into Sprint A and Turf A, right?
>>562849304
>>562849147>that's where (((They))) killed jesusTamamo is descendant of Longinus confirmed
>>562849352gigantic_breasts tag, torso-sized but above the navel, bigger than her head, can't see her feet
>>562849341Remember were only talking about Class 6 players, I dont know the numbers of Class 4&5 in JP and Global because nobody is posting them when I asked
>>562849147The only poorfags who don't act jewish about every penny they spend are the ones that spend money as fast as they earn it ensuring they stay poor.
Could only do 2 MANT careers todayYeah, sorry about that. We are never getting that SSR ticket
If your oshi has her ears uncovered shes a whore
>>562849307>that are terrible at everything that isn't TTThere's exactly 2 things you need umas for, you retard. No TT would make careers outside CM ace runs completely pointless.
>>562849494That's the thing, I'm assuming all players are top tier and will manage all those fansSo basically in a perfect scenario we'd only get those numbers if our jobs was to play umamusume, which unfortunately isn't the case
>>562849346If you're all like that I'd gladly accept you all with open arms but rn its still utter chaos. Hoping it dies down soon.>>562849447Thats pretty gewd. Any SS ones though? I'm tryan to see if I can do it with parent runs and not ace runs for the sweet bonuses.
>>562848887well, idk what languages use billion for 10^9. from what i can find milliard/billiard is very archaic in english in general not just american english?Maybe it is just german that is dumb like that but translating large numbers was a pain. and still is but in the other direction because billion is now 10^9 in my head. shit's dumb.apparently it is called short scale vs. long scale but i have never heard about that it school. thanks teachers.
>>562849463Jesus was already dead when Longinus stabbled him, the stabbing was basically just poking him to check.
is the anni shop ever updating again or what?
>>562849341anon, Pre-MANT retention for class 6 was around 120k for jp, that's 40% of all players in class 6, if you add all the players in class 4,5 and 6 then you will probably have more than 500k players500k players doing one 1mil fan career is already 500 bil
Why can't she be real...
>>562849751Some anon posted it was 105k range with an image attached around February
Is there anyone who actually unironically enjoys MANT
Why specifically does /v/ hate Uma? There's Fate, Genshin, ZZZ, and all other sorts of gacha threads all day long. Hell, half of the board is nothing but the Mario movie and the fake Zelda remake.
>>562849645Not him but it's pretty easy to notice that the ones who keep bringing back the /v/ are le shitposting topic are those who doesn't know shit about what's actually happening to them and /v/, and kept bringing it up for shitposting purposes.
>>562849751Just make those 500k players do 2 1mil fan careers each day for 3 days and we're done bro, will totally happen!
>>562844371>scrolling through thread>see kawakami scroll past my screen>stop. Scroll back up.>expand thumbnail>kiss forehead/screen>continue scrolling
>>562849914See this image >>562847519
>>562849751I wish we had a breakdown for those class 4 and 5 global and JPWould be real interesting to know about them
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>>562849914I don't think it's a hate for us so much as a hate for /vg/ culture in general, seeing anything that is continuous enough to be a general as inevitably becoming a circlejerk.
>>562849679>krautbros can't countmakes sense
>>562849910I do. Finemo, Marvey, Nishino and Stinko are all I need, the rest is flexible enough and I pop SS umas left and right even though I'm a shitter
>>562849910MANT is easier to make aces than Unity, won 2nd place A finals with Taishin made in 1 try with the Group card.
>>562850212Is the group card only for long aces?
>>562850272It's still a ton of free stats even if you aren't going to use its unique.
>>562849904I remember some anon from /umajp/ posting one and it was 120kEither way, it wasn't that hard with the numbers they had>>562850050There is this but the stats are from januaryhttps://uma.moe/tools/statistics
Only thing I hate about MANT is the type of deck I have to use. I know I could just use a better deck with lower race bonus but then I feel like I'm missing too much and I'm too retarded to just go through with it.
>>562850272Best in Japan skill is for long and to get the Free Special Week uma when deployed against Grass Wonder. I dont even bother outside of long since I just run 3 speed and 3 wit cards for mile medium sprint
>>562849910I enjoy it, but I don't enjoy being forced to enjoy 1.5 hours of it a day minimum. >>562850331What are the stats though, if it's STAM it's kind of pointless
>>562849985
Cumming deep, hard, and forcefully into Teio's tight virgin slit
>>562850490
>>562847398one is gay and the other is not?
>>562850272It's for every kind of run, just makes all runs a highroll because you NEED them to be on recreations before Sept y1 or you're fuckedOther than that, it makes runs safer and almost robotic until the end of y2, and by that time you'll know if the run is worth finishing or not>>562850438The thing is the events help you with energy for multiple consecutive races, mood, and the card will appear with Friendship Training on some facilities at random, so you can get triple friendship with kita and fuku/topro and the gains will be incredibleIt's another layer of RNG but when it works, it REALLY works
>re/v/ugeesAight, stand in a lineHOW MANY CM WINS DO YOU BRING?
>Tried the falco run anyway>Lost her first post debt race because not enough stamina on a fucking pre-op Dirt MileI'm sorry Falco but what the fuck am I supposed to do? I don't have a S.Sky parent with 10 turf sparks...
>>562850490>virginTeio has a top 3 body count
I NEED TO ROLL FOR NISHINO NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562850671i got 1 B finals win
>>562847398Should I care? They're both carrying my children
>>562849910I liked Aoharu better. The main reasons were that the story is legitimately good, along with your teams and rivalries. The new mechanics were enjoyable, same with the special animations for multiple team combinations. Also, I was the one who figured out Aoharu and was able to on my first gameplay.Whereas in MANT, I needed to be spoonfed and know the schedule beforehand, so I wasn't able to enjoy it to the fullest. Plus the story sucks big dick. It was a major disappointment, especially the ending, and Etsuko's character remains shit and unchanged in the end.I can make aces in MANT just fine and even won Pisskes Hai. It's just the scenario itself that sucks.
>>56285037450% of the players is on Class 4,5,6Its fair to say Class 1-3 are graveyardWe could also assign Class 4&6 to be 25% & 25% of the playerbase while Class 5 is 50%So 40k in Class 6 , 40k in Class 4, 80k in Class 5 totalling to 160k players for Global.
>>562849751120k? Sounds really comfyCyjames should ban all sweats or reduce TP cap to 30
Am I retarded or does the Fuji alt have quite a good kit?
I don't even have a stam card but these guys keep coming herespecialty priority is a lie
>>562850670Last question, are we getting another round of crystals on the special anniversary shop? I have enough CP to MLB the group card but I don't want to end up short if the shop refreshes and I have only 1k CP left
>>562850671I won 9 plats, but I'm not staying here. I'm merely biding my time and trying to organize.
>>562850892the anniversary is already over
>>562850984organize what?
>>562850856with 160k players, each one would need to do 12,5 1mil fans careers to reach 2 tril
>>562850438>What are the stats though, if it's STAM it's kind of pointlessIn total after all the events>65 speed>59 power>30 stamina>11 guts>11 wit>a free corner recovery hint at january of classic year if training has already started>a version of extra training that doesn't make you lose energy>buff that gives friendship training that works on any training type and makes you immune to Slacker and Night Owl
/v/roons should migrate to their own quarantine zone
>>562850723Who's #1?
reminder that going for Fast Learner is a noob trap
>>562850984Wait I know you
>>562851064But the shop has 7 days left
>>562850984you can stay if you are going to keep posting uma tits
>>562851197mejiro dober
>>562851123Yeah thats impossible lol, Im already irritated by reaching 4M and thats with 5x gamespeed
>>562851197Probably McQueen
>>562851220I'd go with fast learner if it didn't appear after summer senior year
>>562849910I like MANT. I don't have to deal with retarded bubble popping and I can print SS/SS+ umas when I couldn't even crack S last scenario. I dread Grand Live knowing I'll have to do career goal races with whatever the shitty scenario mechanic is instead of whatever I want. I especially am not looking forward to having to run humiliation ritual races for some trainees again.
>>562851145Damn that IS nice.
>>562851227Wait 7 days and when the shop is gone, buy the card
does the fucking "shorten scenario events" option even do anything to the mant yuribait eventsthey still go sentence by sentence
>>562848737Air Groove hasn't cemented herself as a titmonster in my mind yet so I'm always surprised when she pops up as a rival in a G1 race. The outfit and angle/pose makes them look so much bigger than usual.
>>562851220I used to think the hat was a bait like many were saying, but that was until the my ace where I bought the hat won CM11. It was ultimately because she had a lot of skills and the skills made me win.
>>562848605Kitasan even with Mile A will struggle with Mile races because she can't use her fucking personal skill at all in them
>>562851278Don't lie about my wife
>>562851523no lies detected global server more like kwabal server
>>562849910I doYes, the scenario is long, but that's the only drawback. I've made more than a few SS umas, and I only made 2 S-ranks in Aoharu that weren't sprint. I like the power of MANT and I like being able to train my wife without bullshit debuffs.
nimble navigator+OYLorNSM only?I can only do one of thesePlease help
>>562851220I still can’t believe that tranny tried to convince people that getting Fast Learner could ever be bad
>>562851523So it's easier to reduce the goals than rig the numbers?
>>562851710on your left
>>562850402i still dont understand how this is ok but every other horse is censored as fuckwould spent so much money if every horsegirls ass was this exposed
>>562849910as a game mode it's more enjoyable than aoharu regardless of how long it takes
>>562851710the more the merrier>nimble slick chance
>>562851805Is there something on my left?
>>562851097I was the first anon who contacted the mods on behalf of /v/ma (a very long time ago) and I got us our first "peace treaty" if you can call it that. I'm not really posting I'm just lurking, trying to gather info and what my other vros are saying since /v/ isn't safe atm.>>>562851225You're making a mistake...>>562851271I appreciate the offer but no thanks, I have nothing against you guys at all but I already have my own home. You can have one more bourbon though.
>>562848605>all umas get +400 in all stats for career, so the gap isn't as big as it appears>Kitasan's unique is terrible on Mile races, she needs a unique skill to be properly competitive>get to 300 speed asap or you'll job like no tomorrow
Is Grass meta in this CM? Which Wit card would you borrow for her? What does her ult do? I swear nothing happens any time she uses it
>>562851916TOO SLOW
>>562851523
>>562851916deez nuts
>>562851523anyone knows what numbers the other servers used? did they have the same fan numbers as JP and actually pulled them off?
>>562851860>he doesnt understand the pure eros of spatsngmi
>>562851916
>>562851220the hat is worth 2x of its cost in hammers in terms of sp though
>>562849910If it was half as long I'd enjoy it. Knowing your run is bricked then having to waste another 30 minutes for the rewards is agonizing.
>>562851702I also like MANT, I think it's also much better RNG-wise than aoharu, if you don't get to pop bubbles in stacks you're screwed, in MANT you have multiple ways to save your run
>the scenario is good because it gets me higher ratingu umadacchi can't be serious
She did say this. I was there. I saw and heard her say this.
Why do so many horses get hurt?
>/v/ma gets purged forever >sudden increase in posts that are just twitter screenshots curious indeed
>>562852170The scenario is good because I am having fun and the retards are being filtered
>>562852198it is a tough sport
>>562851710NSM imo
>>562852002According to namuwiki, the Korean server set a target of 60 billion. By the end of the event, they had managed about 105 billion.
>>562851590B90 - as big as Scarlet. She's absolutely in cow territory.
>>562852241SHUTSHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>562852198Glass cannon builds due to breeding for SPEEEEED and extreme strain on their stick legs.
i like vma, they are cool
>>562851484It should be noted you lose that buff at the end of the list after a certain number of turns. but training with them in the slot again generally gives it back.
>/v/uma>yeah I don't like mant because I like reading about my favorite umas>/uma/>yeah I like mant because it allows me to make SS umas who cares about the story I only cares about numbersBut then this place will tell you the opposite about numberfagging
If they added superskip no one would complain about MANT
>>562852198because horses are retarded animals that traded all survivability for speed.
>>562851946you won't have other place if not here thoughand I always welcome lewd posters
>>562851985Imagine if people were actually playing the game instead of fapping to yurishit all day.
Post Yanko
I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT I AM SICK OF MANT
>>562852356dumb frogposter
>>562852170>>562852356Dude I already read the story, it's mid, now I just want to train stronger horses to get more prizes to collect more horses to train to get the real kino character story
>>562852356/v/uma are bunch of casual f2p coping players then
>>562852356you aren't fucking reading character stories after your first few runs. you're putting the shit on skip. stop lying.
misuta shii bii
>>562851946There's no mistake. You're a wanted man... and it's time to pay for your crimes
>>562852443imagine kicking her with all your might
>>562852241We'll know when /v/ leaves when the reaction images are all uma related.
>>562852548Anyone who says they only care about uma stories is outing themselves as a larper who only does one run a month
I CAN HEAR HER SAY BILLIARDS STOP CHANGING THE WORDS FOR NO REASON FUCK YOU
>5th (not enough power (480 power btw))free retry>6th (rushed (380 wit btw))clock>3rd (not enough power)clock>4th (not enough power)(??????????????)clock>5th (rushed)Jesus when the game doesn't want you to win it just rigs it like crazy huh. Because this level of """"""""""""bad luck"''''''''''''''''''' shouldn't be possible.
>>562849914We're an unc general and remind them of their future.
>Get unbanned a few mins ago.>Post in /v/ thread.>Thread gets deleted and I get a warning even when I didn't make the thread.Well. Looks like I'll stay here from now on, I hope you don't mind.
>>562852064I pretty much agree. It's much more RNG than Aoharu, but the increased layers don't necessarily fuck you over if you don't hit everything and you can plan around setbacks, like you have a bunch of megaphones but no juice. And when you highroll, holy fucking shit do you highroll.
>>562852443asking to be raped
>>562851946Honest question. Wouldn't an altchan be a good alternative while you sort out the problem? Sure you guys are on clubs but you guys are restricted only to your respective clubs until then.There's also /vmg/ but I respect if you guys don't want to barge in to them since it would ultimately be a hijack.
>>562852735I do. Fuck off.
I have yet to read kitasan story and any uma released post MANT and I'm sure I'm not the only one
my winrate has gone up pretty significantly once I swapped out my SS Dober gambler with a VFlash dominator with hesitant pace chasers to support my fronts. Guess medium really just is the red skill distance, huh
>>562852170bootlickers must lick
>>562852698Isn't billiards the same thing as pool
Debuffs are a healthy and normal part of a good metagame
>>562852867I haven't read any story since Aoharu because if I get more attached to the game I'll start spending my savings and I'm in the middle of my neet arc so that'd be no good
>>562852964Not him but I do think so
>>562852170I don't believe anyone that says they liked Unity. No actually, I didn't like having Riko in every fucking deck.
>>562852897Do German women really look like this?
>>562852735>falseflagging Your thread is quite literally up right now with 200+ replies, fuck off.
what's with that anon being so pissy against /v/ma
>>562853076but you like having the same 4 RB cards in every deck?
>>562852964Yes, and it's the same thing with Autumn and FallAutistic burgers being whiny bitches as usual
>>562852964I think it's like saying poker and blackjack are the same thing, you play both with cards but the rules are different
>>562852851If I say "nyo bwo" and post a sexy image can I stay? I'm trying to adapt to the culture.
>>562852867CM rat race is killing me. I'm always behind the curve, because game never lets me have a good parents, and I'm always deep into parenting runs until I have like 3-4 days left until CM, and I only manage to make some decroded horses.I don't have much time or energy left for simple throwaway career runs where I read their story.
>>562852698midwit award
>>562853129reaching 50 RB is not hard, lots of cards will let you reach that.
>>562853219Yes. Welcome, bwo.
>>562853078I fucking wish. I live in Germany and there's a lot of mediocre blondes running around (I really dont care for blond)
>>562853219Why is she the most unpopular mejiro with this body?
>>562853126>he doesn't know about /v/arcrimes
>>562852735I got a fifteen minute ban for "troll posting" after baking.
>>562852735fuck off we dont want a secondary hereyou chose /v/ now you can fuck off
>>562853076I liked Unity because of that desu
>>562852828Not him but /vmg/ was used in the past and it wasn't fair at all to the anons there to have full threads taken over by meta posting about another board. /v/'s ppm on that wasteland would be disastrous, respect for not doing it
>>562852964Billiards has red balls, a white ball with a spot, and a white ball without a spot and no pockets. Pool is the one with a bunch of different colored balls that you hit with a white ball into pockets
Finally a decent one
>>562852170This place is contrarian central. >everyone disliking something, well I MUST like that thing and defend it because it makes me feel specialThe sad thing this that these are grown ass men with this 15 y/o mentality.
>>562852964billiards is used to describe all cue games. pool is a subcategory of billiards. but billiards is also used to describe a completely different subcategory of cue games. most people do not know or care about anything other than eight or nine ball pool, so they use the two interchangeably. and japs say billiards when they're actually talking about pool.
>>562853076Hope you're prepared for having each scenario pal card in your deck till the end of time
>>562853413isn't that snooker
>>562853219That's the way. Adapt to your new home. Welcome bwo>>562853294She's boring, and inferior to Palmer and Ramonu
>>562852356>>562852241qrd? did my scat posting finally work?
>>562853294but that's palmer
Last four turns not a single rainbow trainingPain
>>562853417Looks solid anon, but without medium S you're basically relying entirely on homestretch haste to make up the distance that multiple fronts will have built on the final spurt. Probably gets you to A finals no problem though (and after that it's just a matchmaking rng check anyway)
/v/ma anons are so cute, it's like unsupervised shota left on a busy street, ripe for taking
>>562853294Ryan has huge fat tits with abs and thighs and everybody hates her
I just learned that umas get at most 2 alts and I'm devastated
>>562853517No scatjeet, you didn't do anything.
>>562853636>multiple frontsxOguri is the backup
>>562853678Maru is so fucking sexy it's insane
>>562853353True enough. I visit /v/ma from time to time and been enjoying most, if not all, of their threads so it's really sad to see this happening.Hope they can resort this one way or another.
>>562853678This video is retarded
Premium gacha cards shouldn't have agemasens or energy reduction
>>562853837That's the case until they release a third alt for someone
>>562853936hmmm.......nyo!
>>562853517No, it wasn't your scat bwo, though I'm happy to see you found a place to call home
>>562853413this feels the same as "american mahjong" with utterly retarded rules that binge booze gamblers invented in their inflammated minds
>>562853678SEXBJANALSEXBJSEXTHEN MARU AND KITA SEXTHEN MARU AND CREEK SEXTHEN KITA AND CREEK SEXTHEN MARU KITA CREEK SEXSEEEEEX
>>562853837The most cursed ones were Teio and McQueen because of the anime collabs.They're early alts so they didn't have any meta at all incorporated into them.
>>562852828An alt chan as a bunker is a good idea but it's hard to organize when so many people are banned. We hijacked /vmg/ once during the second great uma purge but despite the thread being dead, they still have some regular posters and it's not fair to subject them to the drama. It's not fair to you guys either. But this is where we were directed to while we figure stuff out.
>>562853678who's gettin da best dick?I say kita
if you dont want /v/ma here you need to post ai picsthey react allergic to it like pajeets do to soap lmao
when global /uma/ EOSes after this failed event, where will you go?
>>562853568>Non standardHuhhhh???? Anon your quick math...
>>5628542862000m.
>>562853129that gaslight was bigger than stamina>65 RB or your run is brickedlol no
>>562853294all mejiros are the most unpopular mejiro
>>562854330bwoooo.... divide by 400.....
>>562853901I don't think they can but honestly who knows
>>562853568>nonstandard and super 7You goofed up
>>562854330bwo...
>>562849139Very cute roommates
>>562853868why are you here then shit eating seapag? >>562854076thx bwo
I expect 3k carats as compensation for this server wide humiliation.
>>562854235They detest AIslop, botting careers and ERPing, so surely the solution to kicking them out is spamming as much of that kind of content as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
>>562854243When global dies, I'll probably retreat to....Actually I'll probably quit this site altogether, go on a trip or somethingThis is the only general I visit on this site
>>562854434>he doesn't believe in Shiraoki-sama
>>562854550With that stamina? No, not really.
>>562854330https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=12Check gametora next time for a quick reference.
>>562853219YES! That works. Okay, I like this anon, this one is mine! Dibs!
>>562854479I only accept AI slop because the Yakuza made uma lewds illegalNow I know how moonshiners felt during the prohibition...
>>562854235You got any jordan?
>>562854486If you didn't save your SR crystals you will never MLB falco
>>562854243nekoparaiten release in a weekdanchou should prepare
>>562854434Super Lucky 7 is super good tho.
is suzuka weak to anal btw?
>>562854434Goofed up on non-standard But super lucky seven should be working 50/50? Unless someone else has it?
>>562854635not fair...
>>562854731YesShe comes fast
>>562853294That's Ryan though
>>562854793Not as fast as Bakushin
>>562854737>>562854674Super lucky is 1 in 7 odds to trigger + a witcheck just to fuck with you
There should be a stat limit where once you've past a certain stat point NPCs shouldn't have any chance of beating you anymore because there's no fucking way my 650 stamina Opera just jobbed to some 300 stamina NTR because she had that stupid VIP gold skillNo way that shit closes the 350 stat gap. This shit is literally codes just to make you waste clocks.
>aislopfuck you i'm going to sleep
>>562854519>detest ERPingthey will not fit in here then and should leave
>>562854149>An alt chan as a bunker is a good idea but it's hard to organize when so many people are banned.There's also the fact that a lot of anons doesn't like altchans for different reasons, so I guess that's a hard workaround.>We hijacked /vmg/ once during the second great uma purge but despite the thread being dead, they still have some regular posters and it's not fair to subject them to the drama. It's not fair to you guys either.Understandable. Although as you've already seen, we do have some bad actors in the general, and most of these loves samefagging. If you guys would ever stay while things are being sorted, I guess learn to ignore and hide the stub.>>562854407Unless they come to an understanding with a janny which seems very unlikely
/v/ma here, just wanted to let you all know that I absolutely hate seeing umas with big boobies so please don't post them thank you
>>562854731all umas are weak to anal, specially King
>>562854924/v/ermin!
>>562854894You either GOOMBLE MAX and BELIVE or you go home.
>>562854885Non-sex-haver here, what are you even supposed to do if you both don't finish at the same time? One is tired and just wants kissies/cuddles and the other WANTS MORE SEX
>It's been 22 hours
>>562854642WEIIIIgood tasteshenis my oshi
>>562854731you know ithttps://files.catbox.moe/11me4b.jpg
>>562854994Ooohh you hate big boobies oooooh go away ooooh
>do the first 2 races of the tiara route>have to go out for a couple of hours>come back, agenda has the triple crown raceforget I was doing tiara route>do kikuka sho by mistake and only remember I was doing tiara route after I click view resultsMan I must have lost a lot of stats from this
>>562854936I've never seen erp on /uma/I hope I never do, that stuff is gay and gross as fuck
>>562855064I will tell you once I have sex
>>562854994Bringing home my trainee on easterhttps://files.catbox.moe/3vrayz.jpeg
>>562854894Random lot 50 gives you 50/50 chance to be in gate 7, no?
>>562854994sigh...
>>562855078KWAB
>>562854885Suzuka comes faster, Bakushin can live come another day>>562855064If you're a good partner you'll find a way and satisfy the urges until you both want to kiss and cuddleProtip: Use your tongue before you insert it, unless you want to lick where your cock was
>>562855216Hm, good question. Test it in lobbies.
I want to have sex and procreate and cuddle afterwords
I love my gyaru Mom.
>>562854746What's not fair?>>562854992Maybe its possible but they need a good talker.
>>562855174but we constantly talk about how we wish to be umas
FUAAARK canadians shitting up the thread again
>>562854992Which alt-chan would you even use at this point? They are all deader than /vmg/ and trying to get that information to hundreds of people and move them sounds bad
>>562855228why is this torena silverdoes he only play open league
>>562855425Banana fiend wife for me
What does that even mean?What the fuckIs this any good?
>>562855078We'd be lucky to get the SR ticket lmao
>>562854992the idea of trying to preserve the integrity of a group of shitposters on an anonymous imageboard is so fucking patheticmake a discord or fuck off
>>562853219Welcome, newgwo!
>>562855458yes
>>562855425I choose Brian because she looks like the kind of girl who will act all dominant, but once you take her clothes off she turns into a tuna and I find that very cute
>>562855525well-positioned = pace
>>562855414I wanted to snag a newcutie first
>>562855443It's all danchou
>>562855021my kinggu
>>562855458Yes. He specializes in bullying.
>>562854994Don't mind me, just doing my part and scaring the /v/irgins with big fat tits. Get spooked, get spooked!
>Cygames sets unrealistic goal>instead of fudging the numbers they even go so far as to announce they'll be lowering the goal for globalets>they're gonna set it to something like 800 billionHUMILIATION RITUAL NIPS ARE LITERALLY GOONING WATCHING THIS HAPPEN TO US
>>562855606Man if I had her I'd oshigame so bad, she'd be on all my teams even if she's the off pick, even on sprints even though Bakushin is betterShe's so fucking hot bros...
Why are the best horse girls boys?
>>562855216retard>>562854894you forgot about the coinflip>>562855057cool! let us know when the 4% from super lucky 7 hits and you still lose
>>562855135suzuka is such a slutttttt!!!!
>>562855737I have SMaru and I still like to run Seiun more most of the time
>>562855730>they're gonna set it to something like 800 billionand even then, Global is not going to hit the goal
>>562855730Doesn't matterThey fuck our numbers, I fuck their women
>>562855606Gotta have a faster trigger finger. You'll get one of your own next time!
>>562855534newfag mentality
>>562855414They'd need a miracle of a good talker to pull it off>>562855453There's 8 for one. It even comes with unique IDs.
>>562855829It will work out just fine for me and my Fuku needs that skill. I didnt dump all those hint books for nothing
Ryuji Wada reunited with Wonder Acute after a long time
>>562855087creamy thighs...
>>562855534You're precisely the reason why gatekeeping was invented and needs to be enforced, kill yourself
>>562855890she need to be fucked back to her senses
>>562855760>らぶらぶドリンクI'm NOOOOOTICING
>>562856045why he look so sad
>>562855920>and even then, Global is not going to hit the goalnow that would be really funny
>>562851594Fast Learner Hat being a trap is a VFcord guide gaslight.
>>562855346Just ran room matches…It appears the orange propaganda has lied to me, not a single gate 7 in like 10 rooms
I never saw the /v/ threads. Did they also mostly talk about what characters they want to have sex with?
1/4 of my club is semi-flatlining already and we still are on week 1
>>562856045Man, that horse looks miserableDid he umapyoi too roughly?
>>562851220If I don't get fast learner the run is half bricked
>>562856187You live and learn anon. Borrow NTR instead of Fuku.
>>562856045
>>562856198Nyo. They're surprisingly the most on-topic bread on that board.
>>562856141you should buy it and don't use itthus tricking the game into thinking this run is goodvfbrowns fortunately are too dumb to understand it
>>562855087>>562854235holy fuck these are good, even though they're AI. That Suzu.......WEW and Jordan, exceptionally tasteful fukkin' saved, post more if you have any, onegai
>>562856198It was like 70% number crunching 20% franchise talk and 10% shitposting
>>562856273Mein fuhrer…
The last and only successor to Yukino Bijin, a colt named Gomumari (sire: Danon Legend), has been born
>>562856337there is one kita and one oguri left
>>562849910I only miss the secret events (except Daiwa's)I don't miss the forced races or generally speaking, dogshit affinity
>>562856415Mein gott. How is your hoard doing? You can max speed with just fuku+NTR
Thoughts?
>>562856279>personalised horse carrierextremely based
>>562856045If only you knew how bad things really are
>>562856546
when are we raping nishino back for all the junior miles she rape us?>>562856546i NEED my face in there ASAP
Any cuties around?
>>562856439savedyou should make more Jordans, that one was killer. In danger of propagandizing me to spark the gyaru banner, in fact
>>562856206which club?
>>562856546<3
>>562856682me me me
>>562856045>Doto hates TM Opera O>Wonder Acute also hates TM Opera OWhat did this man do
>>562856546>shota pov
These AI posters are alright
>>562856206So is my club. I'm tempted to boot but I'm not confident in that decision until we know that we can get /v/ma to assimilate
>>562854519>detest botting careers>all their clubs have at least 2 obvious heavy botters
>>562856682Maybe...
>>562856546Gonna have me like that one stallion that noticed air groove
>>562856541but i need to borrow pasa too
>>562856856what the fuck
>>562856805they're using AI in the way it ought to be used, celebrating sexy umas instead of being disgusting. I'm all for it.
>>562856820/v/ma are likemostly casuals aren't they? at least in terms of club autism
>>562856682Hey. Wanna kiss?
>>562856805Thanks! Love you too.
>>562856856maybe yours doesn't
>>562856743bwo these are from pixivdidnt make them
>>562856757
>>562856820They're not going to disband their clubs, if that's what you're thinking.
>>562856045finally a horse that doesnt want to murder him
>>562855990>miracleIs it really that bad
>>562856939Anything's better than a flatliner
>says there's a kitasan to post>doesn't post itNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT
>>562856783In Acute’s case, he infamously got whipped a lot by Wada in races whenever he jockey’d him for 9 years so that’s probably why
>>562856856NO lets not id rather talk about /v/ cooties than this please and I dont want either ...
>>562856958Pineapple maxxers...
>>562856856teiobro...
>>562856757cute for once>>562856805all me
>>562854095cute feet
found the KitasanHARIKITTE IKKOU
>>562856541I borrow yeppers wit for nsm. She wouldve capped speed if I didn’t get super unlucky with rainbows(not a single double rainbow, last 4 turns without rainbow, etc). Also opera is E mile so I need 10 mile sparks to make her work, and this medium S I got from 2 medium spadks. And all the SSRs completed chains, which makes it ultra painful>>562856893You don’t need pasa on opera, she has that skill built in
>AI slop spamNo wonder you guys got kicked from /v/
>>562856805I wish there were more animations desu. Some of the animated slop porn is surprisingly hot too.
i eat my cum to recycle the nutrients. its like how some birds and reptiles eat their own eggs
>>562852043some people...
>have to run 5 races because i miscalculatedwhoops haha sorry sei-chan but you will be a good parent
>>562857163While we're talking about cum, do you guys have the issue where random muscles twitch or go numb from zincmaxxing
I pornposted earlier and got so few (you)s that the janny didn't even ban me
>>562857483Dont blame em for that, they were anti AI
>having to use a clock on debutIt's never been more fucking over
Did you really deserve it?
>>562857483Well its cute ones at least.
>>562857786you made me remember to take zinc. thank you
>>562857068The mod they went against early was notorious on a lot of boards or boards I used to visit. iirc notorious for pushing his own rules and being powertrippy. I stopped caring about it however since it's just a normal thing nowadays.
>>562857787Toreena... ¡La bibliotéca está en tus pantalones!
>>562857827LEPERS BROUGHT THEIR CURSE UPON OUR LANDS
I've never done a run with Ayabe yet, what is the best support cards I can use for her other than Kitasan Black?
>5 clocks eatenfast learner runs be like
For Ends/Lates is Red Shift worth not borrowing Dober for CM13 or not?Should Ends/Lates get a gold recovery skill for CM13 or is that only necessary for Front/Pace?
>>562857887me? i deserve even more
>>562858074How are you preparing for CM13 already
>>562858043Ichiban!
>>562851982Wife
>>562858043This was me yesterday with the Satsuki Sho, I had no fucking idea what was going on
gold city's ass...
>>562858031propaganda's really weak today
>>562858195Making aces doesn't take that long unless you get hyper shafted by RNG (common occurrence but still)
Easy mode has now been unlocked
>>562857068Maybe not that far, but what they seriously need is an adult with patience that is willing to be verbally abused by mods to reach some compromise. I can already tell this "integration" won't work.
We can't compete against the jpGODs...
>cygames looks at the top botters>extrapolates their fan gain on an event>manual players can't catch up for fuck>cygames start to ponderbotpocalypse doko
>>562858363be nice...
who cares about falcon anywayit should have better been a curren event
Requesting sloppa of opera o to soothe my pain
How much stamina does XOguri need for Spring Tenno Sho in her career if I have 3 whites to proc her Unique?
>>562858626500 should be enough
>>562858390There's at least one 'diplomat' in semi-regular contact who is smart enough to not post every log and interaction. I expect the mods will want to keep the hammer down at least until the parasocials who need a 24/7 thread give up or move.
>>562858586All I can think of is that art of Doto having fatally wounded Opera and some anon who said they laughed for 10 minutes straight after seeing someone say>Opera would cum hands-free if she saw this
holy shit Rice
>>562858626IIRC I got by spring tenno sho in career with preferred position and inherited pure heart on Brian with around 500 stamina. I think I had equal amount of guts though.
>>562858704500 is also enough with a single white recovery (on late surger, at least) too. Is 1 white = ~100 stamina?
The JPbros are laughing at us on Twitter...
>>562858884I love this artist’s super cute Chrono works
I will accept /v/ma only if they tell stories about how they dunked on that one schizo teiofag
Umm... bros? Are we ok? We still don't even have the first card.... Event is almost over...
>>562859125I'm finally unbanned/v/mabros we should just go to /vmg/
Sad /uma/ and AI sloppa
If you are going to bait at least get new material
>>562857483back to /v/ pajeet
>>562858295
Who is this semen demon?
>>562859125You gotta be more specific man
>>562859219sorry, that's my faultstill haven't done a single run
>>562859281/uma/ is declining in playersAI is increasingAnd bots still cannot do the falco fan event
>>562859345a succubus
>>562857493>granny pantskill it with fire>>562857650more of these?
>>562859373There's more than one...?
>>562858586ewwi refuse to post boys
>>562859492>more of these?No, I've only made gifs of Scarlet and Bourbon
>>562859083He also has Aichan, diachan, kitachan too
>>562859705She is the prettiest girl I know
>>562859723SO IT WAS YOU BASTARD???good job. how did you do it?also make moreoguris pantyhose butt e.g.
time to have onasex and think of Flash spooking me
FARDAN hehe
umasex
Chuu~~
>>562858586sloppa?
>>562859705tight hello
>>562859609Schizos? Yes, I'm trying to remember
>>562859219japanese people will make fun of us...
>>562860157I have not seen anyone but Anonymous post. This thread is full of them.
mejiro
>>562860292>>562860292>>562860292
>start TS with 600 clocks>still at 600 clocks rn>1st place B finalsi think i'll survive this
>>562859219kwabthey'll have to lower it the second time
>>562859814Yeah I know, I follow him. I really like them a lot too but Chrono is my favorite
>>562860254really good point
>>562860157This was the guy I was thinking of. Probably not actually a Teiofag.
>>562860245>>562860418Oh I see, this, the first 2 parts are not the same person, I don't know why they were merged together, though Teiofags on /v/ were known for trying to brick newfags into using their starter selector on her. The part about sloppa and scat and "the bot" is, the same guy, the scatjeet who now lives with you guys and has apparently adapted pretty well to /uma/ ans has become a civilised member of your community by posting goonslop
>>562859861gay
>>562860998you believe a /v/ troon?those are 3 different person
