Ground Pound Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>562788035
>>562851059You don't. Just watch porn of her.
Silver needs buffs.
Sex with Venator
When are they going to unmurder Victor?
I just watched this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rns_F10viZkWhat did I think of it?
buff victor
well who won the game in this ascendant VI lobby
When does pisslo end?I'm playing Billy and meleeing like a caveman and it's giving me free wins like 75% of games.
Reminder that Holiday is a frumpy, fridge-built, ran-through, twice-divorced hag.
watching my teammates not buy stamina mastery when they play 2 stamina characters is anxiety inducing. I guess it isn't in their L > R build.
>>562851521Should be hidden king 95% of the time based on the draft but since you're asking I'm guessing it's 50 50
Are all Dynamo players trans?
>>562851749I don't mind if they buy Arcane Surge instead but they need at least 3 stamina
I’m eternus btw
>>562852114Sure you are, now let's take your medicine.
>>562851520I don't even want them to buff him, just un-nerf him...
>picks ivy>winsimple as
>On Lash >Stomping lane, roaming, helping every other lane win>Let my Mirage solo farm>Hover my Wraith in her side lane, gank and save her multiple times>Despite all this early pressure and letting them get fed they just fall apart in every teamfight and instantly die Being a spiritcuck is just a humiliation ritual isn't it
HOW CAN I PLAY GRAVES? I DONT GET THIS GAMEI ALWAYS GO ZERO KILLS
>Apollo gets to fuck THIS
>>562852509NoBeing you is the humiliation ritual
>>562852610split shot
>>562852635Graves isn't thick like this
>>562852610kills?
>>562852641That's not cool
>>562852687growth spurt
>>562852687She will be after her second pregnancy.
>>5628526871 more year bro trust the plan
>>562852476i want aura to be an ability again... victor is so fucking useless man
>>562850663Idk, depends on what you're suffering from specifically, how many times do you pop ult on sliver? Do you land your shots especially slamfire? Do you fight alot or just afk farm? What items do you build?>>562851059Two main routes, full spirit summoner or gun, if you go gun then build ricochet and leech and get a fast reload itemIf you want to go full summoner then echo shard the root or skulls and spam it twice in fight, run away after since you have 0 sustain or hide behind your team, use your ult in team fights to bait out heavy melees, also use it if you want to back door a walker since it helps but only do that if the wave is pushed in and no one is around
So we have a bunch of Blackmore academy student characters but when will we get a cool female teacher character who hits on her students?
>>562851672I still would
>>562853048>>562851059P.S if you're going spirit buy heroic aura, it works on your summons, slowing hex helps too but is not necessary
>>562852494stop doing near top damage on support characters
The damage from Focus Lens still applies after dispel, right? But you can no longer stack it if they dispel?
>>562851521>victor holidayyeah that's a gg go next unlucky
>>562852862paradox time traveled to 2026 and is in this thread right now!!
>>562853260people should just learn to do damage
>>562853260Maybe everyone else should be doing more damage?
>>562851520Agreed, i only got MVP in the last 9 out of 10 games.
>>562853534>street brawldoesnt count bwo
>>562853534>street brawl>retards just stand inside your ultyeah bro, real impressive clip
>>562853534lol? might as well just post bot matches and say he's op
>>562853260*hits you by 3k damage in a single second*
>>562853534>Open clip>4 portraits>Close clip
>>562853534>Enhanced Escalating ExposureReminder that Jeet Brool is all skill and not RNG
>>562853696No need to be jealous of my god tier victor gameplay
>>562853534>>562853986>german """"gameplay""""
>>562853986you landing a total of 3 bullets between 2 mag dumps and shooting your 1 directly into the ground really tells a story
>>562854065holy
how do you play mina?
>>562853534>broolDoesn't count though i don't empathise with victorfags, he was cancerous >>562853696Tbf the range on that is huge, especially in street brool
>>562853986>misses everything>everyone deadsasuga, victorchad
where. is. the. patch. yoshi?
>>562853986AURA DES LEIDENS
Silver players wet the bed
people who actively play viper gotta be the sweatiest fucks ive ever seen. these people have to be taking adderall
>>562853534this post really riled up the mobatards kek
>>562853048I have no issue popping ult in every fight so my aim can't be THAT bad. I feel like I fight a lot and I certainly do have a high kill participation and good KDAs but somehow none of this translates to end game damage score. Building more or less Eido's with a few tweaks (core Lifestrike -> Slowing -> Express -> Silence -> green/oranges depending on how hard I'm getting focused)I don't know, maybe I lane janny more than I think. Or what I've been wondering it could be bad habits from other heroes and me moving to point blank too late with how short her range is.
I hate fan art that makes holliday pretty, she is puke ugly in-game so make her art ugly too
>>562854320he’s on a hawaiian beach right now bro
>Ban a character>They're always my enemy lanerOk I see how it is Yoshi
>>562854584I love it tho
>>562854584but enough about miku
>>562854584qt tomboy hag cowboy wife
Actually street brawl is great because I love gambling
>>562851775>>562853336not so fast
>>562854534Then i don't know what your problem is desu, though if it's not broke why fix it? Not every hero needs to do 100k dmg by the end of the match, some are only built for securing kills or tanking for the team. If you're really intent on doing more damage and don't mind trolling a little build a glass cannon or something, for the lols
>>562854973>wraith carriedI honestly expected infernos and silver to carry
>>562854584What're you talkin about she's cute
>>562854225I think hes hilariously fun, especially if you get bored from all the retarded covershooters and camptertard shooters.I just dont really think that he needs to be buffed in any way just because theres a bad matchup>>562853918You didnt see enhanced moloch yet.65% resilience4 speed18 hp reg40% melee dmg reduction-60%firerate to anyone that attacks you
>>562854584if her model rework doesn't make her a tomboy wife I will firebomb valve in minecraft
Your silver for the evening, m'lord
>>562854205early game harass with love bitesmid-game you wanna do like yamato and gank niggas, burst their asses and fly away quickly
Oh no...I shot you two timesNmghhrrrr I'm transforming mmghhhhh you shouldn't have done this MNGHRRRAAAWWOOOOO!!!!*holds down m1 and instawins*
>>562855407Look at all that space she made that means she carried her team
Your next Doorman, ladies and gentlemen...
I'm so used to running the urn by myself every game in pisslow that it's going to hurt when I get to the point where people actually contest it.
Are they gonna nerf victor again or can I start onetricking him now?
>>562855576this was made by a tranny wasn't it
>>562855650of course it was
>>562855603>when I get to the point where people actually contest it.people give up free urns for zero reason even in eternus
>>562855650
>>562855604STOP PLAYING VICTOR
BALL LIGHTNING!
>>562855650Dripping with that much this is who I truly am OC? Of fucking course
Human girls prefer Ixian men
>>562855843what the hell did they do to my man dynamo where is his fat fucking belly
>>562856035graves is a jew
Dynamo is so fucking stupid at the moment damn.
does the attack and all damage from that attack ignore spirit res when it procs tankbuster, or only the extra and health based damage that tankbuster comes with?
>>562855650Worse, a t*iwanese
>>562855843actually such a pathetic human, i hesitate to even call them that honestlyany amount of resources this "person" has consumed over the course of their life is already way too many and an affront to the human species
Did they seriously leave to Hawaii without buffing Silver first?
>>562854926Street brawl is less gambling than regular deadlock.You will most of the time always get the exact same itemsSince its only 1 lane you have way more influence over the game by yourself.Regular mode is the real gambling>pick mina>enemy plays appolo on opposite lane>he farms you for 40 mins>no counterplay cause champ diffed>win condition is a highroll on a tank that gives a shit about you and a support and winning teammatesrefute this
Characters we're missing in Deadlock:>Sleazy union boss>Newspaper boy>Spunky reporter>Traumatized ww1 veteran>Flapper>Based friends of humanity chud>Female Ixian
>>562853534What the fuck is this shtick? You're playing street brawl, you never need to worry about farm, denials, jungle, sinners, mid boss, nothing. It's not impressive. Are you doing this for attention? Are you that fucking starved for human interaction that you play the jester?
>>562856671>Based friends of humanity chudYour Venator sir?
>>562854973I never noticed Victor actually has nipples on his model until now
Half Ixian with a devil trigger when?
>>562856806you have to go back
>>562856218You're a jew>>562856274Him and mirage can't be nerfed sooner>>562856340No damage ignores resists except true damage(venator) and executes(kills you)If you do 10% max hp spirit damage to a hero that has 1,000 hp then you're doing 100 *spirit* damage, if said hero has 50% spirit resist then you're effectively doing 50 spirit damage to him
Silence Wave is pretty busted on Drifter or anyone else really.. Dey literally can't fight back.
>>562856671the mayor or someone who aspire to become the next mayor
>>562856809I want to suck them and bite until he cries
>>562857070>You're a jewthen you should love me because you're a gravesfag
>nigfernus literally throws tar at you
>watch my 0/1 mina do a crazy 1v3>back to regular schedule and she's now 3/7
>>562855604He is ruined, play Graves instead
>>562856806From what circus did you come from? hownu.ru
>>562857210Grey Talon's deceased wife...
I want to take Ivy to a farm.
>>562857517>From what circus did you come from?league of legends
>>562856807He's nor a member of the Friends of Humanity though.We need someone who'll call Vidicta a slur
>>562857302Nah worshipping jews is venator's thing
currently oracle 1, when will people stop giving the enemy free comeback urns (literal 0 desire to contest except from me)
>>562856274i had a match where a Dynamo literally kited four heroes, killed two on his own, and would've probably killed the other two as well if his allies hadn't joined inhis kit is actually absurd, i'm amazed someone approved this
FUCK SHIV SHIV IS BVULLSHIT HOLY FUCK
>>562856482They took her with them and now she's drunk at the tiki bar.
>>562856035Cute pic
>>562856671Baseball player, Firefighter, Milkman
>tune into a "pro player" stream>vegas seething like a retard at yoshi for matchmaking because he's complaining about being against 3 M1 carries as his favorite character, silver>angrily gives up after going into midboss alone and getting solo killed on the stairsDo Silver mains REALLY?
>>562857531Hold on there I was expecting Paige
>>562856274It's necessary with how powercrept the last 6 heroes added were (besides Venator)Good luck doing literally anything at all to Celeste or Apollo or Graves as Abrams, for example.
>>562858053Doesn't ever really stop, because Urn is a shitty mechanic and combeacks with it almost never happen.>>562856671These are good ideas, but we're just going to get more League of Legends style characters like Celeste, Apollo, Graves, and silver.
Silver players please stop going into a 1v3 just because you have your ult up, you're not that guy
>>562858485No one you mentioned besides maybe Apollo fits League
>>562857531She is alive, though.
>>562858053its really hard to deny a comeback urn if they picked it up you're supposed to grab the urn first and then take it to your base to deny them
>>562858669Oh yeah silly me *Grey Talon's deceased hapa Ixian grandkids...
>>562858519this post reeks of low T
>>562858316It's not her fault.
>>562858607Graves, Celeste, Apollo, and Silver all look like they were taken straight out of League of Legends.
>>562859026this whole thread/game does
>>562859087>GravesClothes too modern>CelesteCovered in tattoos isn't League, I don't think even Vi has any>ApolloAlready said if anyone he'd be the best bet and hardly>SilverClothes are WAY too modernYou don't know what you're talking about. Just say you don't like their designs instead, cause they don't fit league.
>>562856671apollo? shes 1 step away from starting HRT
>>562856671ayyyy gimmie paulie walnuts
>>562854065>Milf MinaWe need to kill Arin Fairfax for not getting her pregnant.
>>562859056https://youtu.be/VOq3GuDmgr0
>>562856671I want nun character, venator but spirit
Frenzy or Silencer? Playing Drifter. The context is I want an anti-spirit comp item but don't want to buy a green for it because I am him.
>>562856671Where's the Hong Kong kung fu Immigrant?
>>562859087Anon has clearly never played League and just uses it as a buzzword.
>>562859446STOP ITTTTT
>>562859446https://vocaroo.com/12LSLvZjJmQ1
>>562856671We need an absolute Patron fanatic, we already have the hater, Warden
HOW THE FUCK DO I LEARN TO PLAY THIS GAMEIT'S TOO FUCKING DIFFICULTI DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNTER ANYONE OR HOW TO NOT GET COUNTEREDI DON'T KNOW WHAT ITEMS TO BUYI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AT ANY POINT IN THE MATCH
The ballerina twirl at the end of a burrow pisses me off
>>562856671hotdog stand man
Im starting to get a little tired of not getting to play graves.
Still unsure about spirit snatch on Apollo. You're often in melee range but I just use it so rarely
>>562859873Play more. Lose more. Seethe until you slowly learn. Alternatively just play brool for a bit so you can get your bearings down.
>enter /dlg/>suggest that strong hero needs massive buffs as bait>people agree with me unironicallyI've been doing this for months. And sometimes I can't help but think my relentless downplaying has contributed to some of the retarded gigabuffs that have been released lately. Anyway enjoy guys you wanted this and I want (You)s so it works out
>>562859591Quoted the wrong post?
>>562858316I think Vegas is a little bitch but that was actually his first Silver game
Remember what they took from you...
>>562859981Get scourge instead.
>>562858316He's not a silver mainIt was funny watching the stream, showed off her weaknesses pretty well. Doesn't matter how good you are, most of the time you will get CC'd and instant nuked by endgame carries.The comp was aids for him though, zero clue how the game doesn't have a system in place that ensures each side has a designated carry.
>>562860014I think celeste should get buffs unironically.
>>562859319The league haters don't play league, they just want to get in on the console wars faggotry between riot & valve
>>562860273All three of those designs you just posted don't fit league either.
>>562856671Cute and fluffy character
>>562860246why doesnt celeste just whore herself out to pay her friend's debt
>>562860173>scourgeIs it good? I haven't done any testing but it feels like it does nothing when running it on abrams, siphon does most of the heavy lifting
>>562860125We must be fatter women
>>562859981that webm is not spirit snatch value bro
>>562860402Butthurt at being wrong
>>562860402If they're in League then they belong in League lil bro
>>562860273Sex with Vex
>>562860613I hate that quote. It doesn't make sense. It sounds like Yamato is trying too hard.
>>562859997I don't learn anything by just doing something ever
>>562859953/sp/ in /vg/? in this economy?
>>562860463Just because you jerk off to gwen and vex doesn't mean they aren't nu-rito cancerslop.
>>562860430It's better than spirit snatch, it's also got 40% spirit resist during it's duration.
>>562860402Case and point>>562860521This guy gets it, if they don't add poppy or briar to the fighting game I'm gonna be pissed
>>562860816>Play game>Think about what you did wrong.>Consider what players did right and copy themSimple as
>>562860886Annie existed since the first days of LoL, continue seething about cartoons in the cartoon game
>>562859873Just pick victor and buy greenshit
Here's what they should add in the next patch....fucking consequences for being greedy bastards
>>562860816Trust me you'll slowly start to get it. You will start seething that you only get to have 4 active item slots in no time.
>>562860783Blatant yuribait that barely fits Yamato
>>562860783She's flirting
>>562860783Yamato isn't well versed in English, so I think it's fine.
Funnily characters like Mo and Vyper would fit League pretty well, but again the anons don't actually play that game so they wouldn't know
>>562858316He's playing the supposed SSS+ tier hero and realizing that she's actually dogshit
>>562861178if it were a doujin it would be flirting but it isn't a doujin. It's just a weirdly aggressive statement, and it's meaning isn't clear.
>>562860974>>562860273gwebsis... wrong general...
>getting dove under tower on repeat in the laning phase>no missing calls>my duo just stands watching>go 0-6 out of lane>everyone starts shit talking me like as if that wasn't going to happen
>>562857070>No damage ignores resists except true damage(venator) and executes(kills you)except the description of Tankbuster says it does
Yamato? Mogs.
>>562860273You're right, I used to play League, it sucks cock, it was good in 2010 and quickly deteriorated
>>562861272It sounds like some kind of "You're disrespecting your master" which...yeah kinda flirty no matter how you slice it
>>562861315There's a giant orb that shows you the current state of the map at all times in the corner of your screen. Missing calls are helpful and your team should be shamed for not calling, but it's still on you for not being aware of the state of the map at all times.
>>562858316>Retard "pro" fell for their own gay clique's pysopPottery
>>562861026There's a leagues difference between Annie and whatever chinky mobileslop nu-rito is pumping out these days. Gwen is far more similar to Zoe, who is also slop.
>>562861272>weirdly aggressive>yamatomakes sense to me
>>562861315>getting dove under towertowers do nothing
yoshi really needs to drop the yama remodel already
>>562861203Mo would fit classic league. But he would stick out like a sore thumb in modern league, where every new release must either be black or chinese.
>>562858316>Vegas>Silver mainHuh? Did he just start today or some shit?
>>562861727haha 2 weeks
>>562861403so the other anon was right when he said it's literally yuribait got it>>562861156Thank you, King!
>>562856671>>Female Ixianyayayayayayaya>>562860974>Briarthe more feet-coded heroes, the better
>>562860613The Deadlock writer is a petplay piss fetishist?
make lasso mark its targetmore than half of my lassos, I pull an enemy into my team and none of them notice and the enemy just dash jumps away
>>562861203I still get invited to /vg/ matchesim very cool i know
>>562861521>Cartoon little girl, old:O>Cartoon little girl, new>:Cretard
>>562861992dumb faggot
How would you redesign Calico?
>>562861992I can feel how gay you are from here
We all agree that female Ixians are futas right?
>>562862212make her into a turret character
>>562862212re-design? re-move from the game
>>562862212>
>>562862212>>562862246Make her a female Ixian.
>>562862560
>>562862212her voice is actually very soothingi love when she talks to Ava
>>562862246True
>>562861379The rare Trist fanart without tit implants
>>562862587They should replace all niggers with Ixians. It makes more sense for the setting
>>562861321>Charges up over time with bonus spirit damage, causing abilities dealing more than 165 damage to deal additional damage. **Ignores Spirit Resistance.**Nvm then, i was wrong.In regards to your question the answer seems to be>The additional damage, and the ability which triggered the additional damage, are applied to the target as separate instances of damage. The additional damage from Tankbuster is dealt after the original spell damage.So it seems like the resistance ignoring properties are separate from your ability damage.
>>562862212Make her a full brown cat anthro and lose the bunThe VA is fine
>>562862702Agreed, and keep the skin color exactly the same too
>>562861741Upplayers make up anything and shift goalposts all the time.
>>562856671>Based friends of humanity chudPlease god>stealthly melee assassin>hates ghosts>hates Ixians (demons)>hates animal people>hates baxter society (blue pilled)>hates venator (christ cuck)>hates haze (glow in the dark)>wants to close the gates so all the magic freaks go away
>>562862246"The bigger the horns, the higher the likelihood that there is a third horn dangling between her legs"t. ancient Ixian proverb
>>562862731thats what I figured but i wasnt sure, ty anon
got a female in my lanewe lost lane and the game
>>562862212Remove the bald spot and change her clothes a little so she doesn't look like a fucking clown
>>562862915You should've played a sexy hero like Apollo or Victor and she would've locked in and pocketed you
>>562862836Your welcome
>>562862804friends of humanity are derived from puritans / salem witch trials so theyd hate venator for being a papist / mick but not for believing in jebus assuming lore didnt make them secularise or anything
>>562863008Whenever I queue support and there's a victor I act like an omnipresent force watching over him to ensure he has a good timeUnless he's doing a garbage build
Instead of using the hyperline, Victor players should have a shortbus to taxi them around. With clean windows they can lick
>Black Hole in our jungle to save our Victor from a 4 man chase>He starts screeching on mic and saying he loves meFunny guys playing Vic
>>562862212Make her a cat person that transforms into a little cat
>>562863421>land my horses from across the map>everyone goes nutssuch agreat feeling
I ONLY play Graves
supportsissies are really just in here writing fanfiction
>>562863594I did the same until I got bored of her ~300 matches in I still like her she just cant solo push obj without getting mating pressed
>>562863646Seething haze that will never experience being pocketed by a support
>>562861447idk bro this shit was happening at like 2 minutes onwards it was clown shit.>>562861602indeed they don't. it's a joke that monster rounds just makes them do even less too. on top of the parry dives. you're not even remotely safe at any point.
>>562862915nvm we wonvictor unironically caried
>>562863594>boots instead of barefootwasted potential...
>Toxic Bullets>EE>silence waveyeah, its time to game
>>562863890>victor unironically cariedBased victor chad carrys woman like princess - makes faggots seethe
If you play anything above c-tier you didn't win
My monitor's resolution is so shit I feel like I'm just guessing where the enemy's head is when I'm aiming because it's a literal spec on my screen.
>bester spellerkek
>>562864302
>>562856671I just want a wop. will my people ever get the recognition they deserve?Its not fair that there are no italians in the game. Italian harlem got gentrified out of the universe. Ivy should have been a paesan.
is the game still unplayable if you play holliday?
>>562864521>every single character I play is in C or belowWhat do I win
>>562864679Yes
>>562864521um why is Silver in c tier? she's SSS+ tier
>>562864521>drifter A tierI guess for every game I see one going 2-15 there is another game where he is 15-2
>>562864521A,B chad here
>get silver on enemy team>winIt really is that easy.
>>562864958The honor being an honest man, like myself
>>562864521As a low rank stomp tierlist, this is probably more accurate than Deathy's
MOKRILL IS BULLSHIT
>>562865061Need to get your eyes checked out, he's B tier
>get haze on my team>winez4me
ok its actually impossible to carry 5 shitters when theres a holliday and doorman on the enemy team
>>562865418When I tried playing Haze I was fucking terrible with her. Laning was awful.
>>562865419>when theres a holliday on the enemy teamThat should make it easier though
>>562862212Literally easiest thing to do. Removing the bun and adding more egypt stuff to voicelines would be even better>>562862403Marvel rivals Calico
Can't wait till the hero pool significantly expands, 12 characters per match is almost half the cast so you see repeat faces a lot
>>562864521>silver C-tier
>>562865582just.......shoot the enemies in their head.....
>>562866058What makes you think yoshit wont just keep making bad balance decisions as they add even more characters, leading to the same thing happening no matter the roster size
>>562866320My aim is probably just shit
>>562866442This is why we victor
>>562866175Low rank players aren't as good with her human form
>>562864521>last 7 days in eternus>graves below silverGood god yoshi what have you done to my girl.....>-22% pickrateAt least the metafags fucked off
>>562866613Infernus buffs when?
>tranny doorman>build.jpgholyfuck how is this ascendant even lmao
>>562866320KILL THE NONNIESBY SHOOTING THEM IN THE HEADTHEY CAN'T CURSE YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM DEAD
>>562865029>>562866175You're looking at all ranks since last patch, in eternus last week she's on bar with wraith in B tier, last 3 days she's above wraith but still in B tier
remove Rapid Recharge from the game
victor fucked my mum
first decent graves cosplay ive seen
>>562867025his cock doesn't belong to him, he didn't fuck anybody
>>562867114FUCK
>>562866948He's clip farmingThese guys have one trick and thats it. Just accept it and move on because most of time they're throwing.
>>562866725Don't count on it since he's raping the lower ranks
>>562866613>Infernus so lowDo high rank players not know how to just shoot people, hit them with molotov and then run away for free damage? What's the deal here?
>>562866979There's no way Abrams is S Tier
>>562867245He's thick as fuck and Siphon Life is a fantastic skill now.
>>562866175Yeah the hero is actual dogshit
>>562867221you build debuff remover and infernus might as well be deleted from the game. Still fun to play tho
>Another game decided by draftGame REALLY needs a draft mode. I hope the next update introduces it.
>>562867331NTA, but exactly how good is siphon? What makes it strong
>>562867393same as Mirage
>>562867158need a mid pouty foid like this..
>>562867393Ok, so just, shoot them again with high fire rate? They only get one debuff remover on a 50 second cooldown, you win.
>>562867453With chainmail it has zero CD. It technically scales better than Victor's aura so you're just a better victor who doesn't have to build lifesteal.
Dashfernus is legitimately the most cancer thing that has been in this game in at least 1 year
>>562867727yoshi literally forced this buff after buff after buff on infernus until he was A+ tierhe sure loves his niggersits gonna be in this state till may too, enjoy
>>562867430and i hope you drown in a well
>>562866948>>>>the mo with trophy collectorYeah man doorman sucks i guess.....>>562867245In just the last 3 days so more or less he's in S~A tier, characters can jump up or down a rank in a few days, but for the most part the pattern remains>holiday, rem and GT will always be low>abrams, seven and haze will always be highIn regards to why abrams is S tier, He has an ability that heals him for 25% of all damage he takes, so effectively he has a true 25% damage resist, he has an ability that gives him 100% lifesteal, and his last 2 abilities can be used as either engagement or disengagement tools, if you know what you're doing then he's practically unkillable, i had games where i tanked 80k damage before i died cause no one bought healing reduction
>>562866979>>562866613does this mean we can get celeste buffs (-:
>>562867727Slowing Hex should interrupt movement abilities. It's so worthless because it's a slow projectile that gives him all the time in the world to to run away without consequence. If it could cancel his dash you'd actually be able to fucking catch him for once.
>>562867669>It technically scales better than Victor's aura so you're just a better victor who doesn't have to build lifestealyeah hes strong haha. imagine if he had an extra life and his 3 removed all debuffs haha
What Silver build should I use
>>562868009imagine slowing hex interacted with celeste lol nah that would be too crazy
incon dropped his tier list>silver lower B
>>562867453>but exactly how good is siphon?Really, really good, not the best ability in the game but up there>What makes it strong100% lifesteal and deals decent damage>>562867465Not really, mirage has more sustain and invincibility>>562867630>in eternusPeople aren't retarded there, if you even land your debuff they'll remove it and they're not letting you land another one all the while they're killing you. He does better in low ranks because no one buys debuff remover and they don't know how to deal with him running away while turning the path into lava, discouraging anyone from chasing him
Even the Rem being useless to them can't save us.
>>562867331nta but>super short range>low-middling damage>self-healing is offset completely by making yourself a bigger target and commonly purchased healing reduction items>enemies can simply walk out of it or maneuver behind your frontal conespirit Abrams feels like a massive trap when you can just stack CC to slam people behind a dumpster and hold them there
>>562868353hmmm no I disagree with this list
>>562868408>Full damage rem + Trophy CollectorI swear these niggas are purposely throwing to keep Rem's winrate down.
The fuck was i supposed to do? Fix your nigger matchmaking Yoshi or i will find you and rape your mother.
>>562868353Where is the patch that will fix Victor
Haze, Mirage, Kelvin, Seven, and Dynamo should be considered S tier characters in every list.
>>562868502>maneuver behind your frontal conethis nigga is livin in 2025 haha no cap
>>562867931Rem holliday and GT take precedent but if nothing else she's not getting any nerfs, also no one is complaining about her so she's DEFINITELY not getting nerfs
>>562868353>billy in B tierLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOand thats only the 1st one i noticed
>>562864521when was the last time haze was lower than A tier?
>>562868671Ye, he needs more nerfs.
>>562868408Also I really struggle with Graves when the team is struggling and I don't know if I'm shit or the character just can't handle it.Constantly jockeying between lanes and fights trying to keep the team not dead and base not dead, not having time to farm up and get ahead, dead instantly if the team leaves me out in the dust for no reason and running into the enemy team and just hoping to suck them all off doesn't really work when they're ahead and can crumple you like a crouton.
https://files.catbox.moe/p2rgl2.mp4
>>562868702>holliday and GT take precedentHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
Billy is so op
>>562868502They finally made it 360 degrees
>>562868353too high
>>562868353>incon???>>562868683They're S tier>in every list.Most lists are made from WRs and data, unless we're talking about random "pro" opinions in which case it's whatever reasoning they have + who they're seething at that week
>bouncing between emissary 4-5 for two weeks I am it, I am the median player
>>562868502Imaging giving your opinion like this and you haven't played the character or read any patch notes kekw, I guess that is most of the genny tho
how do i play ivy? shes sexy as fuck but im bad
>>562869079emissary is the most comfy rank ngl
Matchmaking will make or break this game. They have to figure this shit out or it will be DOA on release.
>>562868718Should be C tier.
>start buying scourge + decay >go from doing 20k~ damage every game to 50k~percentage damage is strongholliday is so fun. her niche as a utility character is under represented in deadlock but it feels like they were scared of her kit and super undertuned her. barrel is a decent nuke at 1.6x scaling and even has charges, but stomp is a meme and crackshot has obvious consistency problems with a prohibitive CD. lasso is a powerful tool in theory but a 2 second stun is a joke with how high ttk is. the displacement rarely matters because of how high mobility is. it feels like her values are all balanced for a different state of the gameI hope the rework whiners never get their way because shes fun as fuck
>>562868692>>562868950>>562869084>March 6th, 2026>Siphon Life is now circular rather than just in front of him.bro i'm actually trolling how have i not know this for a monthstill, how are supposed to survive against Toxic Bullets and Spirit Burn
>>562868215Ring of repick.
>>562862212
>>562869124Either run gun cause its funny.Melee cause its funny.Or load up on spirit and survivability and brawl.
>>562869124find a melee player to duo with and stun people with your butt for them
>>562867114>>562867612>>562867158That's a 19 year old Polish boy
lost yet another game to the team brooling in the enemy base when we could gotten midboss for free.
>>562869274gotchu>>562869269which is the best splitpusher?
>>562869386When the lights are off a hole is a hole.
>>562869192It allows her to do damage with her lasso so it's good for her.
you ever have someone on your team so bad in a game, you are actually speechless?
>>562869418Spirit cause 1 vine lava will obliterate an infinite number of creeps.
>>562869193Spiritbraham is fun and good now.>Boundless>spirit slow>Arctic blast>expansion>that gun item that gives range and weapon dmgIs good.
>>562869578>silver on enemy team>winHmm
>>562869386nah its some mentally illl latinx alt bitch
This game is in theory, really good.But in practice it's just a repeated humiliation ritual that proves all your earnest effort is worthless because someone will feed 30+ kills to a ultbot Haze.
>>562869578duo with 900 and 500 hours that went 4/28 (combined) or some shit
>>562869386Cake is so much better with a candle.
>>562868502>>super short range>>low-middling damage>>self-healing is offset completely by making yourself a bigger target aAll false and easily fixable by buying items>reduction itemsTrue>>enemies can simply walk out of it or maneuver behind your frontal coneSkill issue, you have a wall charge and 3 dashes, use them
Make spirit dmg destroy graves' skulls, something like Seven ult or Lash slam should get rid of all of them. Fucking cancer of a character.
Dynamo supports trans rights!
>>562869971Idk why they even let the skulls into the game. Horrible decision. The zombies are pretty annoying, but I can tolerate them becuase they are an ult and are at least avoidable. The skulls have to go.
C&C
I always lose against victor because he filters the entirety of pisslow and the team ends up dying 14+ times each making whatever I manage to do completely worthless.
>>562869632got it! i guess there's no build in the browser
>>562869124>how do i play ivy?She doesn't require an engineering degree desu, spirit tank ivy goes like this>level bombs 2 times for damage and scaling>level stomp 3 times for dmg scaling, CD, and more healing>buy spirit items for damage and green items to survive >healing booster, extra range, CD reduction EE, and boundless spirit are all core items>witchmail is nice but has some issues>use the the stomp's I-frames to escape from trouble AND heal on top>if anyone follows you into the hiding rooms then you can throw down a bomb and stomp, they most likely will leave or dieThat's about it, just play alot and you'll get the hang of it
>>562868654if you don't play hard carries you have no agency
What is playing at these different ranks like?
>>562869795Well is she single
p*cket """"players"""" do not deserve human rights.
Spirit + duration maxing Billy.Secret OP strat...
>>562869578Be nice, they're probably new and only got put into your lobby because the matchmaking is a joke>>562869971>>562870174Skill issue, she's has a 50% WR now, i don't think any more nerfs will do her well, unless we're sending her next to victor How would you change the skulls without nerfing them into the ground?
>>562870530thank you!
>>562863910nude except shoes is fucking peak fuck you.
>>562869234I will now play Calico.
>>562870174kek aimlet can't hit the slowly floating skulls 1m away sheeeeeeeeeesh back to dota lil gup
>>562870818>durationWhy? Displacement isn't effected by duration iirc
>>562870680>Archon - OracleNew or shit players>PhantomShit players>AscendantOkay players>EternusDecent players>Eternus 6You have no life/wannabe pro
>>562870680I feel like I play like shit in Emissary, so I really wonder what's going on in Initiate
>>562869795Call me El Toro because those red flags are looking tempting
>>562870680Games are nothing but ass-cancer try-hard shit-stomps that are decided by minute 10 and end by minute 30 in Oracle -> Eternus by personal experience.It's a literal coin flip where the first team to have a single person make a single mistake instantly loses but everyone is forced to go through the motions.>Oops: your Seven two lanes over stepped 1 pixel to the left for 1 millisecond at 1:42? You lose as he's now died once and will now be forced to go 0/20 because a single kill gave their Mina an unrecoverable advantage.
>>562870928You're welcome
>>562871339High ranks are never fun in any game
>>562869192she was balanced for the game before the march update where they changed everyone but 3 chars
>>562870680I'm only in Ritualist, but looking at videos of higher ranks it seems as if there's almost no difference in how randoms behave up until Phantom or Ascendant
>>562867931>>562868702Celeste is never getting buffed because her win rate not being high is a result of her being underpowered it's a matter of most people playing her not being able to abuse her movement.
God, nothing in the fucking world feels better than just running around the map schlorpin' fools for 30 minutes.
>>562871434It's not fun when people ignore objectives and don't play the game either
>>562871339>>562871434>my rank is rising>one of the last games i had in 6vs6 the enemy team was turtling so hard that every fight was 1vs4~6 until we lost like 40+ minutes later in a boring drawn out wayI need yoshi to add a casual mode, i highly suspect they were at least 3 stacking but i can't be fucked to think about it desu, i just switched to brool now since it's inherently shorter and lends itself to being the FUN mode
>>562871653Celeste's ult is extremely mediocre, I don't get all the complaints about it.
>>562871837Zamn
>0 /15/5 holliday says ggITS WA SNOT A GODO GAME YOU FUCKING APE YOU THREW THE FUCKING GAME PLAYING THE WORST HERO IN THE GAME
can they remove or fix this item already
>>562872058>rushing fleetfoot to spam heavies>buying locket at allwhat a build
>>562872058Geist could not seal the deal on that kill at all
This is the shit i have to deal with...
why am I always the one that has to lane janny while the team has fun brooling
How does hero MMR even work? I know nobody actually knows, but its so weird. My highest hero MMR heroes are Seven and Infernus, but i haven't played them in literal hundreds of games. I used to play them last year when i was a lot worse at the game. I'm high phantom now and i main Doorman, and i have a 53% winrate on him but he's like 10th place when it comes to my hero MMR. Its so bizarre
>>562872195im pretty sure that doorman's ult is the only one that bypasses counerspell and its well known and yoshi refuses to fix it
>>562871653Last time she was included in the patch notes:-- Celeste: Base regen reduced from 2 to 1- Celeste: Dazzling Trick T3 silence duration reduced from +2s to +1.5sBefore that:-- Celeste: Bullet/Melee resistance reduced from -6% to -8%- Celeste: Gun now has falloff 22m->60m- Celeste: Bullet damage increased from 18+0.6 to 22+0.7- Celeste: Light Eater spirit scaling increased from 0.23 to 0.28- Celeste: Dazzling Trick no longer grants +1m Move Speed- Celeste: Dazzling Trick T1 increased from +2.5m Move Speed to +3.5m- Celeste: Radiant Daggers spirit scaling increased from 0.42 to 0.56- Celeste: Radiant Daggers T2 increased from "-15s Cooldown and +60 Damage" to "-18s Cooldown and +70 Damage"- Celeste: Radiant Daggers T3 fire rate increased from 6% to 7%- Celeste: Shining Wonder range reduced from 15m to 14m- Celeste: Shining Wonder T3 reduced from +10 Max Bounces to +8These are mostly buffs
>>562872190>Teammate acts like a good sport>This upsets and infuriates the Anon
The last 6 characters have been a blight on this community going from toxic moba fags to passive aggressive reddit wholesome chungus niggers.I wish we could go back.
>>562871653Celeste got a shitload of buffs last patch that made her even easier and more braindead to play.
>add someone after we do well in a game/communicate well >look at their matches >numerous negative KD/low objective lossesEw! Nevermind. The search for a duo continues.
It's crazy how much worse doorman is on the hidden king side for base defense compared to the archmother. For example the shrines for archmother is perfectly even while the hidden kings shrines have a little slump which cuck doorman's doors. Same with the pit you can place a door in the archmother pit on the walls but for the hidden king there are only like 4 places to put the door.
>>562871837i want to impregnate the gargoyle
>>562872495>waaaaaaaaahhh i have to actually try a little bit harder to cart people into my spawn room wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me yoshi!!!!!*shits self*
>>562872195It's intentional so you're forced into engaging with the parkour QTE, his tier 3 reducing the cooldown to 13 seconds also forces you to engage with the ult instead of counterspelling on the way out, otherwise he'll send your entire team there
>>562872406Still has almost no impact
>>562872406>>562872472To be fair this is one of the most deaf and confusing changes they've ever done and I'm still super confused over the reasoning behind it.
>>562872058
>>562872687Well yes why should one side give me a disadvantage over the other? It's artificial difficulty that has no place in a game that will be considered highly competitive.
>>562872384oh its intended to bypass the item meant to stop spells, got it
>another forced loss from Yoshi
>>562872058>>562872779Why is it so dark
>>562870431I don't get how people struggle against Victor, how do they die to him
>>562872818look up radiant advantage in dotaits part of "le epic" valve game design philosophy
>>562872818its not just some minor geometry differences either, hidden king side has those containers in the center which provide cover from enemy fire, they importantly can shield from Haze and Seven ults. There are no equivalents to these in the arch mother side
>>562863594you just know shes rocking a cute cage
I'm not sure what to do in low rank games where the enemy team is just balled onto one walker
>>562872818>artifical difficultymindless npcthe buzz word doesn't apply in this context
>dota got a patch before uswtf
>>562873292kill their walker on the opposite side or get a free urn
>Pick Abrams>Get Warden as my laner>We are on the Archmother sideWe are the BLUE NIGGA SQUAD
>>562867221bro dynamo exists
>>562873430*Blue Man Group
so why hasnt dispel magic been buffed to a 20 second cd and have reducer build into it again yet
>>562873292take the other 2 walkers and enemys jungle while praying your team doesnt decide to int into them and give away free mid boss
In a lot of ways it seems like it's better if Haze shows up late to a teamfight
>>562872195Am I missing something? You were a second too early. When he moves his elbow is when the ability actually procs and that's when you're supposed to parry/stun before, right?
>>562872746It was basically all buffs because she is obviously one of the dev's pet characters, so she will always be obnoxiously overpowered.
>>562869578Had a guy who went 4.5k damage in a 35 minute game. He was Arcanist/Ritualist with a a shitload of similarly godawful games dating up to a year back. Every single match, no matter the hero, be it Drifter or Kelvin, he would start with bullet lifesteal, enduring speed and titanic mag.
>>562872746It's weird considering the targeted graves solo nerf delivered to her house by a drone implies that was clearly either due to community complaints or WR stats, but then you see shiv with his mostly low WR and he got a major change/nerf to his stamina recovery, so that had to be due to community complaints, while seven and haze are still untouched even though they have high WRs, this all leads me to believe they balance around vibes mostly, if people complain hard enough and collectively shit themselves then we get a quick emergency nerf like grave's>>562872779Why did she wait for him to finish instead of ulting him while he's distracted?>mirage 3 stacks does 1000 damage>so 4 stacks would do 2000, 5 stacks would do 4000Good god i hate this piece of garbage, and giest has some spirit resist so it could do more
>>562871058Makes his charge longer which is funny
>>562873669it goes on cooldown bro meaning it triggered successfully
>>562873624dynamo has team wide dispel magic on 6s CD, just play him
what's the most retard friendly ivy build?
>>562873624Because Mirage and Shiv aren't overpowered enough yet.>>562873781Yeah it's so skillful having to land one shot every 3 seconds in order to kill basically anyone, right?
Why does everyone think Mirage is top tier now? I've main'd him since he came out, and he's generally been a nothing burger the entire time. His latest beetle change has made him viable if you stack purples, but most of my matches against him, he doesn't nothing as he always has.
>>562873038they don't buy antiheal, get close to him and have no movement tech so he just eats them alive
>>562873653It only takes one other team mate to 1v1 me and kill me at one of their walkers
SENDING BEETLE
>>562863953Literally core on every hero.
>>562873907Because they made him do absurd amounts of damage while healing himself and reducing your damage all at the same time, on an ability that you basically cannot miss with unless you are bad.
>>562871150I wonder how many sub-Oracle players make posts like this
shiv is fun because he feels like he can kind of fight anyone and take advantage of any item, but also if the game is gigafucked I can just sell all my shit for fire rate/slide distance and skate around the city as nobody can catch me until patron falls
>>562862560Shiv would never say that.
>>562870680>>562871339Games are nothing but ass-cancer not-even-trying shit-stomps that are decided by minute 10 and end by minute 50 in Arcanist - Ritualist by personal experience.
>>562873882>Yeah it's so skillful having to land one shot every 3 seconds in order to kill basically anyone, right?Actually every 2 seconds unless I'm missing something, in that anon's vid he stacked her at 14 seconds, 16s, and 18s. Also i was wrong he did land a 4th stack and then immediately activate it in that vid, so it's actually 1000 at 4 stacks and 2000 at 5 stacks, still fucking bullshit considering this is just 1 ability with basically no cooldown on top of his other bullshit
>>562874169>take advantage of any itemnearly all gun items are horrible on him
>>562874241I bet I could solo-carry your Ritualist lobby which is sad because that probably wouldn't be fun for anyone involved.
I can't stop gooning to Paradox...
THE BAXTUH SOSIETY
>>562858316vegas is a silver upplayer, same with him and goober. coincidentally both viscous mains
>>562872195cant parry a dorkman ult... because well you just cant OKAY?!?!
>>562874241Games only end fast in shitlow when there's at least one eternus smurf on the enemy team, otherwise it's a 40-60 minute slog where nobody knows what to do once all objectives die
>>562874390Of course, these games are entirely decided by whose m1gger gets fed silly.
>>562874532i think it's like you can "parry" a dynamo ult but the ult animation outlasts the parry immunity so you basically still get put into the ult
>>562873907>Why does everyone think Mirage is top tier now?He got buffed and can unironically one shot people, no proper CD on his one shot doesn't help>but most of my matches against him, he doesn't nothing as he always has.Probably metaslaves who don't know what they're doing
>>562874552I play Seven abd Victor though, very little m1 going on...
>>562874059He doesnt shit out damage without items. And any "carry" hero should do that with items. Wraith or Haze straight up kills people with their gun much faster than mirage does building stacksBuy dispel magic.
>>562874059Again, this is only after he spends half his slots on purple to make the beetles even noticeable. Just don't 1v1 him because he has zero burst damage unless he gets max djinn stacks (your fault if you let this happen).
>>562873907>Why does everyone think Mirage is top tier now?It's mostly just people letting him build stacks on them and then getting oneshot once he presses 3
>>562874696>Dispel magic>Mirage just stacks them up on you again, and hits you with another beetle again>>562874792The beetles do their absurd damage reduction regardless of items.
no bro you dont understand, the character with the biggest hitbox that needs to be within 1m to do damage is actually super secret s tier in a hard meta that consists of DoT hard cc floorslop aoe spam.
>>562874632What one shot? He has zero burst damage outside of his max djinn mark (this takes ages of being shot by him to have). Even his tornado does less damage than your basic spirit hero,
>>562874958>What one shot? He has zero burst damage outside of his max djinn mark (this takes ages of being shot by him to have)
>>562873907>rape you with echo tornaodes>rape you with beetles>100% uptime on diviners kevlar
>>562873907uh oh we got mirage downplayers itt now?
>Yamato player trying to shotcall and flaming the supports being supports >ttv in the name >They don't even get mvp/keyplayer >Its a fucking ritualist lobby This game isn't even in open beta and these fags act like they're going to join Cloud9.
For those Oracle and up, when you're 15k~ souls behind and the enemy team just got all rejuvs, do you turtle? Or do you roam for picks? Are you comfortable farming the camps around where your guardian was?The team is never in agreement with what to do in this situation.
running urn is the best part of the game
>>562874792>Again, this is only after he buys itemswoah, no way
>>562874931>HUR HE JUST PUT STUFF ON YOU AGAIN.If you dispel at 4 stacks of mark, thats 9 seconds of him shooting you to proc a max mark. You fucking suck. Any other carry would delete you in 3 seconds.
SOON, WYOMING WILL BE OURS!
>>562875141I'm not downplaying Mirage more so than I'm downplaying you guys for being bad. He is still a total nothing burger of a character unless you already fed him for some dumb reason.
>>562874151I am Phantom so I have a right to speak. Phantom players are not good, the amount of times I have to scream at these niggers to take waves or do objectives is insane.
>>562875213im a huge pussy so i try to farm and not dieroaming for picks is good if you got someone like ivy that can set up a gank
>>562875207>They don't even get mvp/keyplayerso post the match page
>enemy team has dynamo, haze, and mirageHOLY FUCKING NIGGER CANCER
>>562874958>this takes ages>2 seconds CD on tier 3>on a weapon with 58m rangeMiragecucks deserve the rope
>>562874385his gun is solidly "pretty good" after there recent buffs to both it's damage and his rage generation being bigger from reworked knives/dash/ult
I'm initiate btw
>>562875356FOR THE DJINN!>BANG BANG BANG BANGRAAAAAH>BANG BANG BANG BANG>Takes your entire HP barHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>562872779Is this initiate? What the fuck am I watching
I NEED VYPERI NEED VYPERI NEED VYPERI NEED VYPERI NEED VYPER
>>562875652Dont be a retard trying to triple heavy melee on a medium range burst mage.
do not respond to bait. its that easy
>>562875356>Celeste is overpo-
The Baxter Society has your dox
>>562874792>he has zero burst damage unless he gets max djinn stacks (your fault if you let this happen)just let the character who shoots watermelons out of his gun with near hitscan velocity never look at you bro. just let him take every objective for free, just let him fuck your wife, you have a whole two and a half second after he builds a mark before he can do it again, there's your chance to kill the character who can nerf your damage AND heal with beetles AND has a disjoint that gives him bullet evade if you try to rush him downjust buy remover, which has a cooldown twice as long as it takes mirage to build max stacks
>Eceleb cries that my main is broken>Plays my main>Struggles to carryMind you they're running garbage builds but its so funny.
marriage followed by sexual intercourse with silver for the sole purpose of procreation
>>562875972Man I need to huff Lilah's BO
>>562875972what is the good silver build?
>>562875972
>>562875981t. venator
>>562875792I meant like, in general, not being a retard like that Celeste
>>562875792>celeste>burst
>voice a mild complaint about balance>WILL IN ETERNUS->erm actually the pros->balancing a game around a handful of no fun allowed niggers>pretending to be in Eternus when we've maybe got four-six anons at that level of playWhat mental illness makes people think like this?
>>562876101There isn't one
>>562875937Meanwhile Haze kills you in 3 seconds with a sleep dagger opener. Buy counter items you fucking dweeb. His gun sucks, his damage sucks without items and levels. It doesn't fucking matter how long debuff removers cd is because if you time it right Mirage will take more than 10 seconds to kill you alone unless you giga fed him a huge lead
>>562876218I like to remember my wife how she was when she was good, not how she is now.
>>562876395yea i think you only jerk off to her
>>562876395She is the same except her gun and spirit scaling is better now at the cost of her ult getting nerfed
>>562876101You can make a lot of shit work but PLEASE, and I'm saying this with respect, PLEASE do not go full gun. Her gun scaling is ass, outside of Toxic + Express you don't want too many gun items ignoring specific counteritems like silencer.
It's up
>>562872195
>>562876395Her scaling literally got buffed, what?
>>562876101Spirit build
>>562872413>It's okay that I was a nigger because I said thanks after I trashed your store>how polite!libshits need to be shot
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-07-2026-update.13369/
>>562871058Makes siphon last longer. Also affects charge
>>562873624yeah bro my spirit actives need to be even more fucking useless and dog shit. you're right. why have debuffs at all. let's just remove them all so your overtuned faggot character can just rape everything unimpeded.
>>562876939nahhh bro timmy mad af fr
>>562877113fuck you
>>562871036My Gun has 6 bullets.
>>562873907the sheer fact you think he's never been strong at all tells me you're either a disingenuous cunt or complete trash at an S tier. hang yourself either way.
>>562874846>letting him build stacks>letting him>just sit in full cover for 5-8 seconds so the debuff wears off>just purge it with dispe- oh he shot you again, back into cover>he bought Ricochet and now he's stacking on multiple people? i guess we're all getting in cover together>thank the patron we're all safe behind thi- *notices teleporting smoke * OwO what's this?? ACKmaaaaaaan come on maaaaaaan what are you talking about
>>562877353Mirage is IceFRAUD's self insert please understand
>>562872190I read this in Demo's voice.
>>562877113feeling grim...
>>562877113YoshiValve DeveloperJoined Apr 3, 2024Last seen 9 minutes ago · Viewing thread
>>562876817>>562876509>She's basically the same if you ignore that every patch till march 21st she was nerfed and only got buffs to scaling. This isn't even revisionist history it's a whole different timeline.
>>562871653I dont get how Celeste is supposed to do damage. People walk away from your circles and dodge your m1's by walking slightly to the left because your velocity is abysmal.
>>562877301Nta but melee them then>6No character in the game has 6 bullets, the lowest iirc is silver with 7 bullets or soothing like that, Not to mention that there are only 4 skulls, 6 late game
>>562872195>completely misses the timinghmmm
>>562877353>maaaaaaan come on maaaaaaan what are you talking aboutYou're replying to bait
Think I've genuinely been happier since uninstallingWhen they implement true solo queue I believe I will be back
>>562876509>>562876817its a larping gooner>celeste>medium range>>562877679stop larping>>562877824you walk into close range and shoot at their feet, or you fly over them with your million stamina in close range with high velocity rounds. also your 3 stacks your spirit damage the longer you are in the fight so you are not a burst character
is celeste really the only true schmovement character the game has?
>>562878105i had a feeling but i can't help myselfI'M A DOGI'M BITING THE FART BUBBLES IN THE BATH
>>562878143>stop larpinghttps://deadlock.wiki/Celeste/Update_historyRead the update history, she was nerfed for 4 patches in a row.
>>562878235>and this makes her a medium range burst mage because... it just does, ok?
>>562878186she's schmovement on retard mode because of the anti gravity she has built in. it's not as impressive as it looks.
>>562878186shiv and also holliday if you are coping
>>562878316>All of her abilities are medium-long range with ult bouncing off your shield if youre at medium- close rangeYou must be autistic or something.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1sezxit/i_didnt_know_what_to_draw_so_i_drew_deadlock/This is the average autist tricked into liking deadlock. This game will fail
>>562878143>yoshi viewing thread>check to see his replies>Russian REEEEEEEEEEing about match making>some wholesome chungus we love yoshi>a horror creepypasta webmAmazing 10/10
>>562878524Trans people will buy all of the Celeste and Silver skins and keep the game afloat financially, though
>>562877565grave even...
update today before it happens?
>>562878501you don't play celeste>>562878442>t. dash spammer seven
>>562874637you can't carry shit as victor pipe down buddy
imagine kissing all the tattoos on Celeste's back one by one
>>562878795that's a man
>>562878728Why are you seethe aspi?
>>562878795Imagine staring at that sun tattoo while you're balls deep in Celeste's horse pussy
>>562877660>Hawaiian escort: Come to bed Ahmed>Yoshi: I'm not gonna let Silver get away with it
>>562878868im stating facts is all
>>562878925>>562878868
>>562878823Celeste wished the patrons to make her biologically female, though
>>562878804liking muscular women = half gay
>>562879023>>562878925
>>562875205sleep rape
>>562875342That's not the point, the point is that they can be applied at any range, Mirage isn't like the other carries that want to be right in your face, he plays at medium to long range and just plinks you several times and then deletes half your health bar while lifestealing several hundred HP with the stupid beetles and spirit lifesteal and toxic bullets.>>562877353Yeah he's really not fun to play against, it's the same reason characters like Haze, Infernus, and Mina are so unpleasant to lane against, you get shot once or twice and you immediately lose the trade unless you take cover due to their stupid passives.
>be EU sod>play on Easter >it's full of Russians because their Easter is like next week>most horrible games with the most subhuman players ever >play today (apparently there's a lot internet outages in Russia right now)>pleasant games with good team work and nice comms Really makes one think
>>562879052Not my problem
>>562879230>play today (apparently there's a lot internet outages in Russia right now)It's because their government is trying to make Runet (Great Firewall) a thing but they constantly keep fucking it up
What changes specifically turned celeste from a burst character to whatever you think she is now?
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>>562879230
>>562876523>>562878804Those abs are going to disappear like magic in just a few months when she gets knocked up.
>>562879052not liking muscular women = completely gay
>gun paige and gun rem on my teamI love 4v8 games
WHERE IS THE UPDATE YOSHIIIIIII
>>562879335means nothing if it isnt the changelog
>>562879501Here it is, I'm a Valve employee and we are doing a total visual overhaul and adding the 4th lane back
>>562879376Why does everyone agree that Geist and Seven are racists?
>>562879328>>562878235
>>562879376
Another game where my team is full of retarded ruskies.
>>562879385You know, you bring up an important pointWhy haven't we seen a single piece of pregnant Silver yet
>>562879584Geist is an old rich lady, I don't know about Seven though
I haven't parried once in over 50 games FUCK parries they should be removed from the game
We need reddit and the 'cord complaining about matchmaking as doggedly as the people on the forum are, maybe then a change will happen
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there wil be a patch today there wil be a patch today there wil be a patch today there wil be a patch today
>>562879414I only played gun Rem on April Fools. It was funny though.
Yeah i don`t think there's going to be an update today. Maybe the nuclear anihilation of a country, but update not really
We have decided to add sex-based minigames to the Abrams NPC that's in the hideout, simply walk up to him and press the "sex with Abrams" prompt that appears
>>562851426Calm down Mina!
There needs to be a patch today to stop Haze, Dynamo, Infernus, Mirage
Is Warden's model placeholder? It doesn't really fit his abilities I feel.
why is Mina so thirsty
>>562880887>Maybe the nuclear anihilation of a country,will that delay the patch
I think people just fundamentally cannot play against Haze ult. We had months of nobody giving a shit about her, then they make it so max level ult hits two people and its nonstop fed hazes and constant complaining
>>562881065The long ears on Mina are a cute idea
Is Steam kill for anyone else?
>>562881050>Is Warden's model placeholder?It's Yamato tier placeholder
is split shot a troll item
>>562875696I need her to slither up my asshole if you know what im sayin
kekd
>>562881283No but you should slide while using it otherwise you'll run out of all your ammo instantly
The only fun I get in this game anymore is trolling my team. It's a much better feeling than trying to actually win only for you to have 4 retards that are in a rank they shouldn't be in. So instead it's better to be silly and make others mad, plus I farm steam comments on my profile.
>>562881457ayyymlao
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Why is haze allowed to hit you with her ult through walls
I we had any sort of idea of what's coming next. Next 6 heroes? Lots of overhauls? Full reworks for some of the older heroes? I just want a crumb of information from Valve.
Reminder that Mina is only pretending to be a cold, materialistic bitch because she's insecure doesn't know how else to attract her dream husband (me)
>>562881705For the same reason that Rem and Apollo are
Why doesn't Disarming Hex work on Haze ult
>>562881767Shiv and Paradox nerfs
are there any carries or high impact characters i can play if my m1 aim is dogshit
>>562881705Don't forget the other egregious thing, Haze's ult having no upper limit, shit can hit you when you're like 20 feet in the air doing schmovement
>>562881928Gr*ves
just spammed yoshi some more genned futa oni aislop while asking for a female ixian hero. bebopbro btw
>>562881928Kelvin
>>562878823Why do you fantasize about female heroes being male?
>WAAAAAAH MOMMMYYYY THE SPIRITTARDS ARE TOO STRONG WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!>Look at top winrate characters>All gunniggers m1nkeys are the jews of deadlock
>>562881576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
POV: you are a Celeste main
>bebop buffed>bebops gun now increases his bomb damage if you laser people down in the sticky window
i'm new to the game.is the billy strat just tank the whole enemy gank squad whilst your team does the objective?
>>562881767Supposedly the jungle update is almost ready to ship but 'leakers' have been saying that for almost a month.
>>562881283Its disgusting with ricochet
>>562882374More or lessYou're going to die a lot as billy, just make sure you're dying for a reason
>>562882374Pretty much
>>562881161it'd be nice if there were more ways of reliably interrupting her ult
Why are games so brooly atm? Is this an Ascendant 1 issue or just a current meta thing? It's fucking annoying getting jumped or seeing teammates getting jumped by a group beyond the enemy's minion wave
Do you guys think a Geist build without spellslinger is viable? Thinking of replacing it with Healing Tempo.
>>562883306Why not both?
>>562883194You're probably playing against a coordinated stack, I had a game like this where it was genuinely impossible to push or gank anybody since 3 people would instantly show up to back up their teammate or objective
>>562882212That's literally me but i play bebop
I want to fuck Silver.I want to fuck Silver so much. I want to put my BWC in Silver!!
>>562883437is that pic aislop
Two questions, first does the abrams ult matter when then crosshair closes or is that just the reminder it’s ending?Second, is the Sinclair ult level ups which just say upgrade copy is it percentage or whats the formula for making it better?
easy Graves carryand we won 5v6 because Seven left
>>562883542no I drew it by hand
>>562883394I dont understand how these super tryhard stacks are still in my ritualist games
I only play honest characters.What are some honest characters in this game?I don't want the stinky dishonest ones.
>>562883194There currently isn't much to do besides brool.Farming jungle is inificient, farming lane leads to ganks that lead to brool, jungle objectives are incredibly powerful and pretty require a brool or you're losing 10k team value, and walkers/base are just game ending so you have to contest.
>>562883621>blue drank
game needs more brown girls
>>562883697>What are some honest characters in this game?Mirage, Kelvin, Dynamo, Haze
>>562883697Billy and Abrams are the most honest characters in the game since a single 800 item cucks their entire playstyle
God I love giving people the run around as Doorman/Rem.Clown hero when?Has to be a split push that's very good at escapes.
>>562883542Yes
>>562883437get a big wolfdog and name her silver
>getting stomped in a horrific nightmare game>their 12/0 shiv randomly disconnects and never returns>win easilygod im good
>>562883875>Clown hero when?>Has to be a split push that's very good at escapes.Bro your Celeste?
>>562883862that shit should be at least 1600.
>>562858316I watched an entire stream of Vegas crying and talking about how the game should be more like League of Legends and that when Riot inevitably releases their Deadlock copy it will blow Deadlock out of the water.It's been fucking insane watching League zoomers grow up and start declaring League the greatest game of all time, when back in the 2010s you'd be mocked for even suggesting it wasn't shit.It's like watching children that grew up on Sonic 06 start running around shouting "UMMM ACTUALLY IT WAS GOOD?".
>>562881283>turns your 50% hit rate into 100%idk you tell me
>>562883990Don't forget to say EZ at the end
>>562884097>when Riot inevitably releases their Deadlock copy it will blow Deadlock out of the water.TrueLoL beat DotaTFT beat UnderlordsValorant beat CS2Valvoids lost
yoshi is really active tonight...
>>562884346the chinese have no shame
if riot tries to copy deadlock it'll just be paladins 2.
>>562884032It should be 3200 and base parry should not stun, only negate the gamage and prevent melee for a few seconds.Imagine if there was an 800 item that negated, reflected, made the enemy take increased damage, and silenced them if they used an ability on you on a 4 second cooldown. Also the cooldown is reset to 0 if you manage to reflect.Imagine if there was an 800 item that negated, reflected, made the enemy take increased damage, and disarmed them if they shot you on a 4 second cooldown. Also the cooldown is reset to 0 if you manage to reflect.These items would almost be as overpowered as rebuttal, as it also gives stats that further punish melee and the stun exists without buying it.M1ggers and 1234eigners don't even know 1% of the hardship honest meleeGAWDS suffer.
>>562884448That would probably be better than deadlock
>>562884448paladins was kino desu
>>562858316sometimes i wonder how pro players and e6 players can be such crybabieslike aren't you supposed to be the best of the best? and these faggots sound like the average redditard you never hear pros in any other game talking like that
>>562884502trvth nvke
>>562884448how well is 2xko doing?in all honesty i don't think riot has the sauce, who the fuck wants to play a third person shooter with a fantasy setting when it just looks like every other failed shooter on the market?deadlock has already passed the first test, it has a roster of likable characters and designs. there are people who just want to check it out FOR the setting and character designs, and a quarter of the cast is still placeholders
>>562884616tyler1 sounds the same as every deadtard streamer tho
>>562884448Riot will win because they actually know how to do matchmaking and how to deal with smurfs, cheaters etc.
Sex with Dynamo
>>562884346boys will go play the streamlined copy.men will open their eyes and play the real stuff.
>>562884448Riot's deadlock will have locked roles and lanes, dedicated jungler role and most importantly little to no movement tech. On the other hand, i can see them placing a higher emphasis on aiming skill.
>>562885047Wow I want to play it already
Should I uninstall dota and move to chadlock?
>>562884908>How to deal with smurfsLMFAO. Literally the favorite pass time of League streamers is "Bronze to Challenger" where they openly make videos and stream them destroying low lobbies with new accounts, with Riot looking the other way because it makes them more money.God I love how dunking on Deadlock from Leaguefags is them just straight up lying constantly.
>>562884785Its basically dead honestly. They fucked the launch too much. They also fired like 70% of the devs
how long until they add fortnite emotes to the game?
>>562885125wait for the Riot clone
>>562885125No, wait for Riot's copy or the Risk of Rain mode before you get bored of moba shooters
Yoshi activated retard queue
Riot's sloppy copy would be an extraction shooter.
>>562885224>Graves gets the Wednesday dance>Mina gets that Dracula dance from the fan animation
>all this doompostingYea the patch is definitely coming today, I'm feeling it
>>562885326Poor sad werewolf...
>>562885326take a break
>>562882186> the jews of deadlockSilver downplayers.Endless kvetching, eternal downplay, remember the six gorrillion losses brought about by the nerfocaust, persecution complex, affinity for the LGBTQ+…
>drifter with 11 deaths in brool that every single round engages 1v4 and feeds all game>I get called an "asshole" for calling out this type of player because it's "casual"Oh right these players suddenly grow a brain when it's the other game mode? Fuck off.I hate this game's matchmaking so much it's unreal.
Yoshi is literally running the changes through ChatGPT as we speak
will the game get more optimized or is it over?
I'm so fucking tired of running urn and then I look over and some tard decided not to come to the fight and also isn't even shoving his waveActually worse than useless
>>562883437Big weimar cock, Silverberg?
>three Valve devs onlineWe've never been so back
>>562885720Yeah there was a dota patch
>>562885720they're just responding to their egirl kitten sexts while on a hawaii beach chud calm down
>>562885654Genuinely and i'm extremely not exagerating do not bother running urn if you're not going to open your mic and communicate. 70% of a sucessful urn run comes from opening your mic and saying "i'm running urn, push X lane, lets fight here" or something to that effect
Christ I can't fucking stand ApolloCompletely free lane win because Yoshi says so and then becomes a melee creepGodawful design
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>>562885976purely a cosmetic mod haha
>>562881161Well, the problem with it is that she gets unstoppable and then becomes unkillable due to all the lifesteal.
>>562886026your lies wont work on me
>>562885538Based fun enjoyer Drifter
>>562885976>mod enabled>installed last monthpost mods library f4ggot.
>>562885976behead all modtrannies
In this thread, we love Silver.End of story
How do I improve at this champion
>>562884502give me one good reason why parry should ever stun
It's motherfucking happening
>>562885976>>562886078Louder footsteps and louder melees are simply a QOL feature for people who have hearing problems, it's very kind of QOL lock, the most popular mod for the game with 600k downloads, to have an optional "louder footsteps" addon
>>562886412John GabeN Valve
What if max tier doorman bell pulled all enemies hit towards the epicenter of the explosion like vortex web
forget a balance patch, we need a fix on all the bluetooth heavy punches through parry and net jitter improvements
nothing ever happens
>>562886324aim gooder
Number of Silvers seen today: 4Number of Silver victories today: 0I'm sensing a pattern here
>>562886516Remove stun from base parry altogether, make base parry do disarm instead. Make counterspell stun melees in exchange
>>562886257what happens if silver gets pregnant and then she transforms
>>562886460you don't react to melee with sound
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-07-2026-update.118764/
>>562886678>dont make a parried punch punish punches, make it punish gun insteadretardthe stun is fine, you're just shit
Sex with Yoshi
>>562886797STOP TOYING WITH US
>>562886797imagine being in isreal queing deadlock having to play against mirage and grey talon owls
>>562878879if celeste has a donut I don't care about the front she's the hottest woman in the verse
>>562886684Nothing bad, because else how would she have been born as a werewolfThe bigger problem is getting her to stop drinking so you don't end up with a FAS werewolf babby
Holy fuck Yoshi just nuked Iran
Still dont know what im doing, playing as seven(?) i ended up with a kda of 5/8/39
>>562886926Here comes the seething m1gger You would get a heart attack if you felt so much as 1% of the pain that a meleeGOD feels dailyParrying is objectively a bad mechanic as it is now and needs to be significantly reworked
>>562886684The babies also transform
>>562887168>m1ggerDo not dare to insult me so retard I am a supportDEITY, and more importantly I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE RETARDEDParrying's good you're shit get good retard
Why hasn't Nintendo sent a DMCA to Yoshi yet
Update TODAY
>>562885817if I ping it 30 fucking times you should know the urn is being run
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>>562887151just play paige
>>562887527why...i wanna be good still
THIS ENDS NOW
>>562887438People won't pay attention, and even if they do they might not play around it properly. I'm telling you this as someone who constantly runs urn every single game, if you actually use your mic and just tell your team to push while you bait urn or tell them to fight with you i guarantee you will have a lot more sucess than if you just ping urn and run it silently.
>retard trying to call shots midway through the game>starts whining that the people behind in souls are lane jannying>we lose>their entire team was running gun>he didn't take a single gun mitigation item/disarmlol, lmao even
>>562886678what's the point of disarming if most melee throwns outside of melee characters are exactly because they ran out of bullets or it just does more damage than their gun at that point for whatever reason, a lot of characters wait for a stun to melee you anywayit's a fair trade to not having to aim at all
i think kelvin's ult should do 1 damage to every enemy caught in the cast for absolutely no reason whatsoever
>>562883862You dont need to waste 800 souls to press parry
Does everyone like the instant urn capture? I still feel like it's one of the worst changes to urn since if you're down, it helps the other team more than you every time.
>>562887779the trade off to not having to aim is that you are right in their fucking face.
>>562886143>it's fun for me to consistently get raped because I enjoy thatdo you also enjoy watching your gf fuck other men? I assume so.
>>562885326When you play deadweight 0 impact hero you are on mercy of ur teammates
you will gamble all your money to get rare skins that will be 10x more expensive in 6 years, right?
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>>562888371silly yoshi finna post on the wrong patch...
>get a decent soul lead>brooltards immediately give it away by picking retarded fightssend them back to their containment party game mode
>>562888013in a character with mobility to get there...it's not like you walked
Why does Vindicta have a British accent when she's supposed to be American? This game sucks
>whole team dead except me>enemy picks up urn>I wait at the drop off location>lasso>pick up urn and deliver it while they're stunnedlmaoteach you to run it solo, idiot!
Does Deadlock use Animgraph2 already
Urn should be removed from the game already.
Don't bake new bread until the new patch is up.
>>562888496yoshi finna drop tuff patch
As an avid movement hater I just lurk the discord for movement "tech" (exploits + bugs) and post them on the forum so they cant do it any more.>>562887967Urn has never been good Awful objective
>>562889056Doing God's work
>>562888695because puritans had accents like thatbecause it makes her cutesimple as
>When you're in a lane against what you can sense are obvious smurf duos
>>562889056name one "tech" you exposed to the forum that got patched out
please buff victor please buff victor i cant take it anymore
please nerf ult bot haze
- Victor: Removed for pressing ceremonial reasons.
please nerf victor until his pickrate drops to 0 and then use that as an excuse to remove him from the game haha
>>562889129Airvents got stuns added for one
Dynamo's kick is too retarded and he can get away with too much shit
No patch, they are in Hawaii chillin by the beach
Remove Dynamo dispel so I can actually make him bleed
Remove shiv shivs so he's something other than a pokeslopper.
>five devs online on the forumSomething BIG is coming.
>>562889371def something that doesnt need chargesor a +1 charge lvl 1
>>562889610in 2 weeks yeah
BOHO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>mfw I grab melee items on Silver
CHECK CNN THEY ADDED A FEMALE IXIAN FUTA COCK AND ALL!
>>562851672that’s hot af though
WHERE IS THE PATCH YOSHI STOP VIEWING THREADS
>>562851672>fridge-builtproofs?she's wearing a thick bomber jacket which are super bulky. that she isn't shaped like a balloon with it implies shes tiny
>>562890308Miku Ginnis is the one that's actually built like a fridge
>>562889797>mfw I grab Silver
>>562875342Disgusting mirage downplayer, between tornado and beetle healing making it impossible to fight him and his EE building up from beelte and toxic he won't need to wait for 4 stacks to delete you. But I know why you are downplaying him, you can't even hit a single bullet every 2 seconds so it's hard for you to stack it isn't it?
> Play Infernus > Ritualist 5> Enemy team is Seven, Dynamo, Geist, Rem, Shiv, and Ivy> They're chasing Silver and Viscous down center lane and are all bunched up with a bunch of creeps around them> Unload my gun in their general direction> Get ignites on all six of them> Seven starts running back, dies to afterburn> Geist is trying to lifesteal to survive, dies to afterburn> Shiv nearly dies and is forced back lest Silver or Viscous chase him> Rem latches on to Dynamo and only survives because of the cleanse on quantum entanglement> Silver and Viscous survive, we grab midboss and push to winHow is Infernus not considered better than Haze, at least at low tier?
>>562890729haze's ult is busted right nowinfernus has a very strong kit and he flickers in and out of top tier without every really being bad
>>562890729The counteritems against Infernus (Plated Armor, Dispel, Spirit Resist) are better than the counteritems against Haze
>All lanes losing>We are just giving urns>4/6 enemy members are on fire + we are 12k behind in souls early on>We all keep our cool and comm the mid-game>They get rejuv>We play passive>Play as a team and move as a unit>Get next 2 urns with miminal deaths>We get next Rejuv>Siege mid>WinI love big comebacks in Deadlock.
i will now queue stoned and regret it
>>562891554based seekerGOD
>win a little too much>get a silver on team>loseThank you forced 50
nerf gound aoe spamnerf stunlock status debuff itemsnerf nigger-tier characters like doorman and apollo simple asmake this game more honest
>>562891281ill give u some big cums
In a few seconds, it'll all be over!
bros im losing hope for the patch
>convert all spirit damage from haze's abilities into gun damage on top of existing gun damage>haze does the same amount of damage>but bullet counter items are significantly more effective against herIs this a good way to balance this hero?
>>562892403h a w a i i
>>562892528what is the source for this hawaii nonsense
>>562892518Her entire kit needs a rework, she's a dream assassin but right now she's just "press 4 to win" the character
>>562892575They literally go every year in April
>>562892607I agree, I like haze as a concept but don't like playing beyblade ultbot simulator. But a rework is a lot of effort for a small indie company and the suggested change might be enough to get her down to a reasonable winrate
>>562892825you say that but last year there were multiple april patches
>>562859537>Hong Kong kung fu ImmigrantIt's a shame Mina is asian because a Jiangshi character would be redundant.
>>562892937Listen buddy I don't make the rules I only parrot them
>>562892270honesty has always been dishonest desu senpai
>>562891554Everytime I do I go like 2/14/20I will not stop, I am the win streak assassin
I'm stuck on Archon 2 and 3. What should I do, bros?
yoshi is waiting for the orion to get back to earth to drop the patch
>>562892575>SOURCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??its common knowledge that valve take april sabaticals
People are really out here only looking at the minimap after they die to flame their team for not helping them. Like damn nigga if you looked 20 seconds ago you wouldn't have even died.
>>562892403We still have roughly four hours until Yoshi goes to bed
>>562893579Yoshi is staying up for Pokemon Champions.
>be Yoshi>get on laptop>view threads for 8 hours>close laptopanother fine day of work
Imagine how boring Hawaii must be when Yoshi would rather read reports from seething russians instead
yoshi replied aprox. 12 times since i started checking
>>562893869He’s doing it on a laptop while lounging at the beach
>>562893568>Enemy team has full rejuv but are nowhere to be seen on the map>Clearly this is the opportunity to go all the way down one lane by yourself
>had a fairly even W:L for a while with decentish matches>game decided it hates me and it's been 3 wins out of 16 this page, just godawful unwinnable stomps all the wayI know it's just statistics and it'll even out eventually but fuck me, I'm losing the will to play. That's at least 8 hours in a row wasted on completely unfun games.
>>562893904>doom scrolling through ideaguy posts and enjoying some creative leisure timewhat a jobwhat a lifewhat a man
dr jekyll mr hyde character when?he doesn't have to transform, i just want a schizo character
>>562895001>inb4 someone mentions that jekyll didn't actually have multiple personalities
>enemy team jerking their dynamo off in chat for maxing 1 and building spirit burn reverb just gut this hero already dude
where's the new thread, dotards?
>>562895498This is the last /dlg/ ever.
>>562895498I ate it
>>>562895662
>>562885047so in other words it'd be dogshit
