Previous: >>562879923/v/IGGERS GET OUT>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I'm not gonna make it...
EOS soon thanks to Falco
>>562893263No…
WEIIIIIII
Kinda weird but ok...
>>562893386NOOOOOO
>>562893263Doto would say this.
>>562893386
>>562893328you're good for this week. The line probably won't pass 725k this weektabun...........
Stego cute.
>>562893482what the hell is ryan doing
Congratulations
>>562893354The game might end its service but Falco will never stop servicing her fans!
the fuck, how come we have 60fps during the cranegame but the career/races are still stuck at 30
>>562893536practicing for when shes with me
What the fuck is her problem?
It's the runs where you burn all your clocks early when you start losing races for no reason at all...
>>562893536never been to the gym lil bro? squat thrusting at your homies helps raise test
>>562893263BASED OP
skipGOD here why's Riko still in MANT
>>562893536Squats
>>562893536Healthiest teiobro...
Did anyone make the thing for the Oka Sho where it shows uma lineages for the horses competing? I wanna know who to root for
/v/ma owes me umapyoi
yankomanko
>>562893594Mobilege problems? I play on my shitty Motorola phone, and even in "performance mode" the races dip to 10-15 fps when the camera shows more than 3 umas at a time
HonseFun is looking for one more active trainer to join us. We're a casual club with no quota, just don't leave your umas alone for several daysCome on in, have fun!
>>562893625not pictured here, ntr died of a heart attack minutes later
>>562893536dih dih dih dih hoppin'dih dih dih dih hoppin'dih dih dih dih hoppin'
>>562893794You don't want jobbermanko do you?
>Ok the stats are allllmost perfect I just need ONE rainbow during the climax series-
>>562893720You were gaslighted, and it's okay. Everyone goes through this and it's normal to feel frustration.
Flash boobs are inevitable.
>>562893851any umanko will do, perhaps even ningenmanko
Satono Diamond seems cute.
>>562893856Me when I don't get wit rainbows with 3 wit cards
>>562893820/v/ is welcome btw
>>562893908SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
Please do not post that gaslight oguri smirk again. It still haunts my dreams.
Boring
>>562893901My paizuri slave.
>>562893901>people post flash cleavageYou know, perhaps /v/'s opinion of /uma/ is too negative
Oh my fucking God Ryan is so unbelievably ugly
>>562893263>/v/IGGERS GET OUTHmm... Nyo
>>562893901>Eishin_Flash_seiyuu.png
>>562893901Didnt even mention her pitmanko
>>562893985
>>562894087?
>>562893909Satono Diamond is EXTREMELY cute.
>>562894057NYOOOOOOOOOSTOP SAYING ITYAMEROOOOOOOOOO
I WANT MY SSR TICKET. SHOW YOUR TITS ALREADY FALCO YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE!!!
>>562892945Oka Sho but there is also Kawasaki Kinen (JPN1) on Wednesday
>>562894134I'm going to umapyoi this zoomer
>>562894135
I love having a good run then Kitasan refuses to finish her chain leaving me curvatureless, turning my trainee into glue
>>562893901Furashu's tits are way too scary for /v/, ooOOoo
this is emasculating....
>>562894057the ugliest uma there isNarita Taishin will have to train for thousands of years more to even HOPE to achieve 80% of Ryan's ugliness.
>>562893909Understatement of the year
Does ANYONE like Flash beyond her having fat tits and a racing outfit that shows them off?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/%2Fuma%2F/start/2022-03-31/end/2022-04-02/Good thing about this general existing for 5 years is you can check the original JP events in the archive. It was also 3 days. They reached 400 billion within 8 hours.
sorry danchode, dont feel like doing my runs until i see good Tamamo lewdsumanko
>>562894192let's go kazeno runner
>>562894181Just saying if it was a Curren Chan event we would probably be done with it already
Anyone got the qrd how to set up sillytavern? I want to ERP trainer x digital
>>562894235
>>562894135The punchline is that Eishin Flash's VA is a butterface
>>562893770no, the field is not known yet, only entries
Average Ryan parent run
>>562894087Most bangable seiyuu tierlist when Creek is so pretty
>>562894084B-But you have to! I-It's in the OP! You already said nyo, haha
>>562894360Oh.I learned that about Taiki too when she was on the PakaLive when her Valentin's alt was shown.
>>562894362Jesus fucking christ it's ugly I get the same reaction seeing this as I do seeing the scat schizos posts. Scat schizo might as well post Ryan and avoid getting banned
>>562894512
>>562894323>That thread happened during 2022's April Fools emoji gimmickIt would have been so fun to Heliospost with emojis
>>562894175Sad cause I unironically think Ryan is a sweetie but>That hair
>>562894349This is my favorite one
>>562894431I'm in no way a Suzukafag but I find her seiyuu to be the cutest of all seiyuus
Im tired of jerking off to uma tits, post FAT uma ass.
>3dpd postingGrim
>>562894323Holy shit based thread archaeologist
>>562894057>>562894280Even Taishin is pretty cute after looking at Ryan just once. Don't know how that's possible.
>>562894653you're a fag lol
what are these fucking terms that sloptubers are using? like what the actual fuck is rod supposed to mean
>>562894637
>>562894653It's ok if they cosplay as umas.
>>562894792Why do they have snouts?
This is a hellhole I miss /v/ma so much it's already 100 posts and there's zero gameplay or rooms
>>562894431and confirmed shotacon
>>562894864you are gay
>>562893263/v/ma refugees are welcome here
Let me have sex with a slut cosplayer Shiraoki-sama I'm okay with an asian boy
>>562894618she should show ningenmanko
>>562894830this place sucks ass but at least there's an appreciation of Uma cosplay sluts unlike /v/ma
>>562894864How about you open a room you lazy cunt?
>>562894864>wahh wahh, suck me off and tuck me into bed mamanyo
>>562894653/v/ is probing for weaknesses don't respond
>>562894925danchou avert your eyes....
What is wrong with this girl?
>>562894618She was literally the second one I thought of, very prettyI also got a soft spot for dicktus
>>562894567helios was just a gyaru in 2022
>>562894916Maru should be doing squats with Ryan, this is embarrassing
>>562894323I forgot about boyfaggot posters
>>562894864why don't you relax traveler, deep breathsbe the change you want to see
Should i use my 1st anniversary SSR voucher on Kitasan? Is it gonna be good for a long time? I am not very intelligent when it comes to cards.
>>562894925oy neigh danchou...
>>562894618>I'm in no way a Suzukafagwell, nobody's perfect>her seiyuu's the cutestdamn straight
>>562894749Seiun uniqueShe has a rod
>>562893596bambi ruined a generation. much of japan and much of america are suffering from an ecologically ruinous overpopulation of deer and there are still people who don't want to do anything about it because they're cute. (but in america, boomer "hunters" who don't want to have to hobble more than ten steps out their back door without finding a durr to shoot are also part of the problem.)
>>562894926everytime I see this picture I realize Kita-chan peaked as a character when she was a little girl whose only relevance was being Teio's biggest fan
>>562895020Holy based
>>562894749muh dick>>562894792muh dick
>>562894749Read or Die is an old anime about people that have paper powers
>>562894192>Ho O Biscuits>Ho O RouletteI suppose they have the same owner/ranchIs that legal? Feels like big ranches can just flood any generation with a bunch of their horses and hoard titles for themselves
>>562895049we got upgraded to boySEX
>>562895124Yomiko my beloved
>>562894864>>>/vmg/1869368 Is right around the corner
Does /v/ma like flatties?
>>562894637I can't imagine ever getting tired of tits, big bonkers, boobies. That must really suck to experience.
>>562894848mlp never left
Imagine /v/ma twinks submitting to /uma/'s FAT ojisan cock....
>>562895194nta but I keep forgetting that this board even exists
>>562895067Yes but you need to MLB her for it to be usable
>>562895194>Maya in the OPbased and cute
>>562895273I only go there for Dokkan honestly
SEX WITH BOKUMANKOS
>Finally get an Ai that beat my previous one>Except she's absolute dogwater in TT for some reason despite having more skills/int This is painful.
>>562894749just ignore and all the slop slave posters
>>562895287The propaganda won't work, I'm not rolling for Mr. Cock and Balls
>>562895147during maruzensky's career, when nobody was willing to race against him, there were a few occasions when his owner had to enter more of his own horses into the race just to meet the minimum number of horses on the field required for the race to be held at all.
>>562894431Tachyon's is the most bangable
>>562895303Thank you! I'll keep that in mind
>>562895124>>562895174ROD the TV fucking sucked though. The OVA was god tier
/v/ros.Friendly reminder, seek the great danchou 's successor and you will find the way. We are there, he provides the path.
>>562895390I haven't put cucumber into my TT team since she came out because I haven't been able to get a good run with her I think she hates me...
>>562895508That's what happens when your source material (the manga) is supreme dogshit. Anime was actually "fine" by comparison. But yeah the OVA just clears.
What's the minimum stamina requirement as a front to get 1st in Kikuka sho without any recovery skills?
post something cute
>>562893263>/v/IGGERS GET OUTMmmmm... nyo bwo
>>562895636
>>562895636I want to fuck loli luna
>>562895636something cute
>>562895663sauce me up bwo
>>562895663They locked me in a room and had their way with me for weeks..
Which Uma did you pat today?
I don't feel like doing a career today...
Which uma has the best tasting umanko
>>562894323called it
>>562895972this is getting out of hand, now there are 3 of them
>>562895762@G_Bael_suomi on twitter Bwo
>>562895950FUARK
>>562895950That’s impressive.
How do my ends avoid being brocked?>inb4 when you're brocked...ok but how do I avoid that beyond just hoping it doesn't happen?
>>562895950REAL Fukikitaru?
>>562895147The prize money rules are still in effect, so unless the owner that "floods" a generation have all those horses be good enough to earn money and take all the spots in a race, most of the time, you will see at worst 2-3 horses from the same owner
>>562895972the triple fusu... so powerful...
>>562894323>no NTR posts>no Stego postsKek I always knew those faggots were tourist newfags
Why is she looking at me like this?
>>562896126>high wit (700+ - hard statline to get for f2poors/don't have your own Finemo, but it's needed)>lots of midrace skills>high power (1000+) for better lane changes
All /v/ sissies, make sure to report to the immigration gate to get your assigned /uma/ trainer. You will be broken sexually and impregnated.
Wait I just realized you're supposed to do the first 4 character stories before starting the uma's career storyI never really touched them until now
>>562895950It was just as anon predicted
>>562896319she spiked your tea
according to chrono genesis, global clubs farmed 48,533,426,859,069 fans since the the game started.the latest month figure is probably march
I regret not paying the $70 for the second support card selector.I should've done it. I should've fed it to Air Groove just for that tiny little boost. This sucks. This sucks. This sucks.
>>562896319She's weighing the options.
>>562896350bwo? your carats????
>>562896350It's not a huge deal. But yeah that does make the career stories make a little more sense generally
>>562896335You forgot the most important one: praying your uma doesn't suddenlt decide to go full retard
7 and you drop the next plate you pick up.
>>562896319same energy
>>562896319Lust provoking uma
I did my part
The propaganda might be working on me?
>>5628964837 and you piss your pants in your sleep
>>562896469I'm going through them slowly so I haven't read all of them yet. Soulless players will skip them for the carats though.
>>562896385so basically we were supposed to get half a months worth of fans, in 3 days?
>>562896590It already worked on me. I'm going to pull for both Mr. C.B. and Katsuragi Ace when they're released.
>>562896319>>562896538She's like 15
>>562896590For me, it's the Ace propaganda
>>562896689Out of 10
>>562896319That's the look you get when you're officially invited to the Satono resort.>>562896408Wasn't it only $20?
Where is the event fix...
Does Kawakami Princess have a single?
>>5628966497.4 a month and we need 2 so that's uhh less or more than a third? i hate math
love
>>562896656
>>562896732There's two at a time
>>562896737They're not going to fix it, they'll just give the rewards anyway
>>562896649in that context, even the 1.2 trillion or so that we're actually going to get is a pretty serious effort.
>>562896478truly the most difficult of hurdles
>>562896732There were 2, one that was $20 and the other that was like 10k yen. Like, they do this for Uma selectors too and I bought both of those (got transcend and fenomeno). Heavily regret not just sucking it up and getting the second selector.
>>562896768Yes, I love her voice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNwHqZ5gQgQ
>>562896889Thanks, it's kinda hard to look these things up
>>562896319Seeing random close ups of Dia's face is enough to make me horny.
Is there a hirano aya Uma
>>562896838>>562896870WHAT I only saw a support card selector and an uma selector. We're talking about global right?
>>562896829
>>562896824it's incredible what love of a good uma will do for a motherfuckerthere's such a core of light and goodness in his work around CB, it's unbelievably, unremittingly wholesome, and I'm so into it
>>562896864You joke but...
>>562896732 I want to be her sex slave..
>>562896776I don't think we're gettin 2 trillion even if this event was 3 months
>>562895950Bravo
i'm disappointed at our botting clubs, theyre not making enough effort for the population
>>562897000Brother, Transcend and Fenomeno were mentioned. Think about it for a second.
Just saw the news. How embarrassing, pipsqueak torenas can't meet quota.
dominators donetime to run xoguri like a braindead retard praying for medium S
>>562896590Whoever was spamming the Ace gourmet parade here was successful that I ended up looking more into Ace and decided I am definitely pulling for her.
Are you doing your part, bwos?
>>562897018I wasn't joking, though.
>>562896590Yeah I also got Aced a couple months ago. I really like the jacket.
>>562897114please spare me Nishino-sama...
>>562897112WTF okay bwo but the first post only mentioned Air Groove.
>>562897114Stop
beatings will continue until morale improves
>>562897128That video is what got me as well. I love her voice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwpAOX_YkLQ
cunnyade cunnyadewhen i get a taste of that cunny
Does /uma/ do something similar to /v/ma where you have a thread race every CM and decide the thread queen?
>>562897263Falco feet in my face....
>>562897252The Air Groove sapoka
>>562897252
>>562897290nyo
>>562896956There's a wiki with a list of the entire uma discography. I managed to listen to all of them eventually using that list and I'll say I like Almond Eye's, Cheval Grand's, Mirako's, Falco's get zero and Princess's are my favourite solos.
>>562897304She's got something better than feet to put there
>>562897194Nyo I only have 2 mil
MEEJIRO MEEJIRO
What the fuck is a thread queen
Just realized that if I manage to win Aries, I would have Satsuki Sho, Derby and Kikuka Sho under my belt, making me a triple crown winner. Now everything feels a hundredfold more stressful.
COMPLETEGLOBALUMALIATION
>>562897343>>562897360Ah, okay gwos. Thanks. I should kill myself into sleep.
>>562897290Nyo though that sounds fun, you should still fuck off
>>562897290We already have a thread queen and it is the Almondeye danchou
>>562897451It's fine to be confused. Not everyone knows what's going on in both servers at the same time.
we almost got our first reward bwos
BAKUSHINSHIN BAKUSHINSHIN
>>562897290>thread raceYes>thread queenNo
>>562897114Global can't match up to Japanese autism, also doesn't help they started the event at the start of a work week.
>>562897290What does the thread queen do, or get
>>562897480That's a weird way of spelling Tokai Teio
>>562897403Wiping down my trainee after her race!
>>562897290no we have an IK (idiot king) instead
I haven't logged in all day
Uma&Co will implode this month
For me, it's Gochisosamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA
>>562895950GLOBAL SISTERS DON'T LOOK
>>562897564Extra shitposting and a couple drawfag pieces
>>562897549/hgg2d/dacchis...
>>562897581you are brown, fat, and ugly
>>562897114Uma global are wagies not hikki or neets like nips please understand
>>562897426>>562897564Winner of the /v/ictory Stakes.Whoever wins 2 outta 3 becomes the new queen and we make OC, memes and lore about it until the next CM.
bros sorry i am late
HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDYChokkan No Problem is basically /v/ma's official theme some but how does /uma/ feel about it?
>>562897621marche foreshadowing
we did it
>>562897290we have a thread race every cm wherein winners submit a winning uma to see the winningest uma
>>562897725I don't quite know how to tell you this, bro, but we're going to need you to earn 1 trillion fans within 48 hours.
>>562897403Wtf, I'm salivating?
Did JP really have more players than Global? I thought Global was fairly popular
Is fast learner overhyped right now ar am I missing somethingYou can buy like two extra skills maybe with a 10% overall discount and I feel like we already get enough SP for every important one
Thread theme is LEGEND CHANGER in honor of SMART Falcon's victory over a hemisphere
>>562897549post link
umamamamamapyopyopyopyoi
>>562894714>>562894830>>562894934what a slut, showing toes on every picture
>>562897794we did it, umadditors
Falco sex...
>>562897924more population but nobody actually plays the game. you should've seen the A+/S ranks on CM11
Hey hey hey listen stupid nigger faggots, I do not care about your stupid gay /v/tranny culture or whatever the fuck you call a thread queen You hear me retards? YOU are here now, in my TURF, so stop talking about your gay little games faggotsI DO NOT CAREYou will assimilate and learn MY CULTURE and you will behave like a /UMA/ citizenKILL YOURSELF*Drops mic*
>>562897801That's pretty much what we do, except we commemorate it by making the ultimate winner our queen.The current queen is the summer hag on her second term.
>>562895950EoS...
>>562898030doto would say this
>>562898030She wouldn't say that
>>562898030.....nyo
>>562898030based fuck /v/ggers
>marked
>>562897924JP had this event during covid on a weekend.I don't know who the fuck thought it was a good idea to run this event on a weekday after a holiday.
The concentration of foids has unfortunately increased drastically since the fall of /v/ma
>>562898030>so stop talking about your gay little games faggots/vg/ motto
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!WE JUST NEED 6 MORE REWARDS
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>562898030BASED
>>562898030/umaJP/ GODs... spare me...
>>562898030based nigger sayer
If black umas can race with the normal umas /uma/ and /v/ma can coexist too
I really like the Mejiro anthem
bros ever since I got my first pure power and medium parent I've been getting medium S every other run it's so fucking nice, especially on a useful parent as well because then I just borrow the other one and boom it's awesome fuck
>>562897981her Uma cosplays are too tameshe needs to do actual slutty Uma cosplays
>>562898159I have at least 6 hours of free time during work, I'm basically forced to play MANT out of boredom after jacking off. What kind of jobs do you guys have that you're struggling to do one, maybe two per day?
Falco seems so silly I don't know if she's actually a chad horse IRL what's her record like?
>>562897426>>562897564In /v/, post CM finals we host the /v/ictory stakes. The big post CM celebratory race, whoever wins 2 wins first becomes the "queen". As to what it means or it does, we mostly use it as a system to categorized the happenings in between "reigns", make OC, shitpost about it, etc (pic related for example, when creeku won) it also sets the tone of the thread for that "reign" (example: when seiun won, we as a whole collectively flatlined)This tradition started because a mayano who was 18th favorite pulled off a massive upset against two of the strongest trainers in the board during the first big post CM race. Its an excuse to community build and funpost while making new stuff.
>>562898154
>>562898289Why is Curren both Black and White
>>562897925It's more like 3-4 extra skills and that's definitely a noticeable amount with the correct skills.
>>562898216AIEEEE SWEEPY SAVE ME
>>562898376Same reason as Oguri
>>562898328eww
>>562898376If you win enough races you become human colored
>>562898376grey genes kicked in
>>562898376She is like Gandalf
>>562898106B-B-But Calstone Light O s-said that! True though
We should just merge with the JP thread, it's obvious we globalkeks are just second class citizens compares to japchads
clumsy, horribly preformed sex with Doto
>>562898375
>>562898173/v/ma was infested with foids im desperate for them to fuck off to their board.
>>562898356Pretty good.
Any rapeable anons here?
>>562898368And we wuv our queens.
>>562898683Me
>>562898529I don't think the JP thread wants us, most of their threads is keibaposting
>>562898030Based
>>562898683Not me
>>562898576
>>562898683Look in a mirror
>>562898376She's the halfaHalf black, half white
Biko is /uma/'s favorite /uma/
>>562898368stop sharing our culture /v/ma bro. These cretins don't deserve it
>>562898683There's a dotoposter right there
>>562898650Holy shit
We should do another Danchou race
So are you guys posting more ecchi and porn than usual just to trigger /v/ refugees, or is it always like this?
>>562898368What a disgusting and primitive culture
am I missing anything? upgraded from 900 wit which is what I wanted the post
>>562898787It was nice seeing Biko in Akebono's career
>>562898864No way, our dancho jobbed
>>562898874where is the ecchi porn i need it
>>562898736They usually show up here to shill irl horseracing during the weekends. Fuck em
>>562898792This place is a shithole and I don't plan on staying here for much longer, but they asked a legitimate question so.
>>562898030i kneel... based calstoneGOD...
>>562898763
>>562898927Deck?
>>562898874Bad posting comes and goes in waves, as retards wake up or go to sleep, and as in-game events begin or end.
>>562898874/v/ is the ecchi board why would it trigger them
>>562898971way to out yourself newfag
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
FUCK Biko.
>>562898864what if a /v/ma danchud wins tho
>>562898874always like this while we wait for someone to bring up something related to the game meta that we can argue about
>>562898335I've been reading light novels at work, I used to do all my runs during work but MANT runs are so long that it burns me out quick.
Why didn't you bring fans to Falco's birthday concert? She's crying in her dorm right now and it's your fault
>>562898927Need NSM and stamina too low
>>56289902917* pwr
>>562898874Always. Very slightly bit more maybe but seriously about the same.
>>562898030Calstone Based O telling it like it is, AGAIN.
>>562898683The manly blue-collar anon with soft hands
>>562899052
>>562898991
>>562898864at least wait for registration to open
Fats
>>562899219Where's Oguri and Taiki?
>>562898792>>562898979Just leave now, then? What are you waiting for? Typical /v/ mentality I'll never understand.
>>562899287>me raping JPniggers
>>562899152Who is this
>>562899052Why are you so mean to her? She didn't do anything wrong.
>>562899287god I wish this was me
>>562899195
>>562897114Most people couldn't even get all the rare hint books during the aptitude test, there was no way this extreme number in 3 days is naturally possible in global. I spent enough time grinding the aptitude test where the only thing of merit I didn't get was the Makween star pieces, but that was because I already had her and I absolutely know very few people are a giant dork like me who can commit to more than 3 MANTblazer runs in a day.
>>562899287god I wish I was raping this anon >>562899364
>>562899287dumb, where is the cute porn? I cant fap to it unless theres kissing and passionate feelings
Mating press
>>562899341Marche Lorraine
>>562898991Verxina would do this
>>562899287>>562899460
>>562897679Most of the world was still hikkineets in April 2022.
>>562898874>yesterday we had serious disccussions on groundwork and NSM>/v/ gets banned and it's non-stop sjitpostingHmmmm I'm nyoooooooooticing
>>562899460
Stop posting porn.
>>562899381
>>562898368https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/731803675/Heres the January 28th insurrection for an example of those threads, those were the best fuckin threads ever. I think it was after the first taiki reign, I already miss /v/ma so much...I can't wait to go back.
>>562899052Biko is an example of how to make a tomboyish uma cute. She's petite, she has a short hairstyle that is still a little girly, she likes super sentai. Ryan on the other hand is DISGUSTING AND AN UGLY FUCKING FREAK.
>>562899417
>>562899557>serious discussions on generically good skillsI am so glad I missed that.
>>562899590>those were the best fuckin threads everYou have no idea how good our thread are, fucking tourist>I can't wait to go backThen go back, you are not welcomed here, and you can go back right now, just go now, retard
Big brain
>>562899658It was more like if groundwork is actually necessary on longer tracks when TTL and more midrace works better
>>562899042People saw that /v/ma wanted to actually talk about the game and not just post ecchi images and ERP with each other like every other gacha thread on /v/ and took that to mean they're all prudes that hate anything saucy
>>562899585I could always post the mare video
>>562899586
post that katuragi ace comic where she shouts about kissing and having a baby
Finemo didn't finish her chain. But this is still useable right?
I started jogging and walking a lot to get in shape to feel better about fapping to umas and while I can easily walk 2 miles no problem now I barely lost weight because exercising makes me hungrier
/uma/ vs /v/ma lobby?
I did this to my trainee and she just started breathing heavily. Was I lied to?
call the sparks
>>562899585I'm hongry for more
>>562898874No there's slightly a bit more today but if people get upset because they see more skin than usual they deserve it anyway.
>>562898368Already better than anything we have here.
>>562894431>Creek is so prettyTrue.It’s hard to believe she will turn 40 next year.
>>5628998301* guts 3* groundwork
>>562899806I would've liked to seen higher wit, but since you have so many skills it makes up for it a little. should be good
>>562899769
>skipped 3 g1 races because the trainings were juicywas i right or wrong? the rainbow allure is too strong to skip it
>>562899730Ask me how I know you're brown
>>562899806Yes this is fine, could use more wit but you're probably good
>>562899730I don't hold any animosity towards you, you want me out, I want out. My kind will be gone soon enough. This is just a temporary problem.
>>562899905SUPER HAG!?
>>562899972Results should speak for themselves, no?
>>562899830>7 race sparks>2 skill sparkshuh, how'd that happen
>>562899881Marvelous Derby is better desu wa
>>562899743>they're all prudes that hate anything saucyWhich isn't even true, we love our uma smut just as much as the next torena and we absolute love when our drawGODS drop lewds (picrel).What we hate is AIslop spam and tasteless hypershit spam where anons try to jerk each other off in the middle of our spreadsheet autism.Half the reason we don't post a lot of lewds either is because it let the faggot mod find us quicker.
>>562899965
Do not feed the gooners
>>562899820The /v/ma lobbies were already /uma/ vs /v/ma lobbies, almost every strong trainer vacationed there
You can come and solve this jiggie if you want.https://jiggie.fun/3NBqirhttps://jiggie.fun/3NBqirhttps://jiggie.fun/3NBqir
post ONE nice thing about ryanNOWor you'll be outed as a /v/ma tourist
>>562899769>happened to rent out a chapelLol, lmao even
>>562900130>a bunch of races made by some anon that means basically nothingHuh... ok
>>562900207She's my Dober parent!
>>562900034I think you can stay bwo...
>>562899992You are brown>>562900034Cool, if you understand your situation then be quiet and shut the fuck up about your gay little /v/ma nobody here cares about
>no medium swhy why why
>>562900207I like how she looks mcqueen even more beautiful than she already is
>>562900207She has nice tits
>>562900207Her ult won me a plat
>>562900207Big booba
>be single military aged male walking on the streets after dark>hear "Hehe Anon your cock belongs inside a uma womb.">turn 360 degrees and run awayWhy are Umamusumes like this?
>>562900207Ryan is lovable, and I love her.
>>562900207ryan always saves us from the troll ops
>>562900168>What we hate is AIslop spam and tasteless hypershit spam where anons try to jerk each other off in the middle of our spreadsheet autism.Literally, the reason I like /v/ma is because I exclusively wanna crunch numbers. I don't really care about anything else.
>>562900170
>>562900170kris is so lucky...
>>562897924There were around 2 million active players in April 2022. There's around 800k now.
>>562900203what the FUCK is a jiggie
>>562898874I haven't been here today, why are there even /v/ refugees? Did threads get banned over there or something? That's kind of gay.
>>562899264Haven't shown up to eat. But also doubt anyone would want Oguri in the kitchen prepping the food to begin with
>>562900416Your danchud is a flatliner
>>562900207I don't usually say this about umas (other than Eishin Flash) because I care about umas beyond how physically attractive they are but the ONLY good thing about Ryan is how big her chest is. If her hairstyle was any different I'd never insult her.
>>562900231>brooooo thsi arbitruary race made by anons is more prestigious than this other race made by this anonDo you work for Shadai?
>>562900207I will fucking KILL Ryan. Ryan sucks so much her only niche is completely mogged by Gentildonna, who is both MASSIVELY stronger AND has physical beauty and elegance. Ryan has stupid hair and nothing she is the best at.
Do /v/ma threads get as horny as our threads?
>>562900446threads deleted, all anons banned. twice.
>>562899905perfectly ripe hagWOULD I'm a disgusting oji-san, not a shota though, sad
>>562898328is her shit on kemono?
>>562900367
>>562900207Ryan is precious. When one Ryan is lost, the whole world goes looking
>>562900207
hmm should I split power and stam sparks if I'm using pasa power as my only source of stam?
>>562900268Even if she did have it, you do not have From the Brink or NSM, nimble is not enough.
>>562900425You don't have jiggies on /v/?
How do you even lose more energy by losing a raceYou literally ran the same thing and slower
>>562900364Huh, I've found the opposite to be the truth as well, I like vg threads because of how much art is (re)posted here. God knows I couldn't care less about meta and CMs
>>562900530Three times, at least. Twice yesterday.
>>562900130Is that like the /v/ triple crown?Once a month, we host 3 gimmick races where only oshipicks are allowed. Winner gets OC made about them. This was our upcoming one before well....the purge
>>562898216I was hoping that we wouldn’t even hit the first reward. It would have been funnier if we hadn’t.
>>562900530looks like /v/ needs to outpost the mods again and just spam threads like they did before.
>>562899743There's plenty of game discussion all the time, we just go through things faster are more experienced so on. Is it not true though? I've already seen several posts complaining about how we are here. Besides, it seems to be a running joke, obviously we don't think /v/ma are some kind of epic celibate christian purists that never seen lewds in their life. They just don't like how we talk to each other here.>>562900168It's funny cause we also have spreadsheet autism, top teams, hardcore fan earners and cm winners and we still "hypershit spam" jerk each other off while doing it.
>>562900364this nigga is air shakur
>>562900606You're not accounting for the post-race retaliation rape of torena, customary after jobbing
>>562900425>no jiggies on /v/
Falco is a free use WHORE
>>562900563
>>562900653ksb, stinko, yeppers, nnez late surger build
>>562900703CM12 was basically solved the moment CM11 ended and the answer to that question was Xoguri
>>562900557I think so
>>562900703That just makes you gay.
>Consistently get sub 700 with as low as 500 with 3 stam sparks>Put in 9 sparks instead>Highroll stam and get a bunch of white recovery skills>Zero good wit trainings all career.I think this deck can get 1200 in spd/pow/wit but I'm not sure if going 9 stam or 3 stam sparks is the play. I probably never have to press power if I go mostly power sparks but then I risk getting fucked with stamina.
>>562900653It's just some anon creating 6 races (distances + dirt) and people join, that's it.Danchou race was the only interesting /uma/ event that started last CM, ended up with OC and drama. I really think we should keep this one going on
>>562900754The things I would do to Dia
>>562900425It's like a non-jiggie, but jiggier.
why are threads so fast today
>>562900754
>>562900529No, they're massive prudes that can only talk about numbers.
>>562900825When's the next mile CM so I can run oohnigger suzuka
>>562900207She jobs on Satsuki a lot for me and ruins getting Classic Crown for me most runs, but I'll admit she has somehow been consistent on winning Kikuka Sho and Haruten to get me those sashes.
>>562900945we have "guests"
>>562900207But you ARE a /v/ma tourist if you reply to that given how much /uma/ hates her and Ryanfag(s) btw. Hating them is /uma/ culture.
>>562900945we have brown immigrants
>>562900945A lot of pudgy men decided to talk about which cartoon they'd like to be raped by and they haven't run out of things to say yet
>>562900952I am currently sniffing this trainee, with particular attention being given to her Twin Tails
>>562900703It's funny because everyone was being super autistic about last CM and the exact stam and skills you needed for 100% spurt rate
>>562900946
>>562901015anon... i am the ryanfag...
>>562893386Falco is dead. Bye bye, Falco.
>>562900945The mods are retards that dropped 300 /v/tards with their own separate culture on this board, so now we are fucking doomed.
>>562900960Gemini rerun.
>>562901117Dia-chan marriage
>>562901015Nothing wrong with boyfaggots as long as you accept they are boyfaggots especially with ryans fat tits
>>562901117Dia rape
>>562901117I love how oblivious this torena is.
>>562900960After the next CMAries (Medium) > Taurus (Medium) > Gemini (Mile)
>>562901117
>>562900907Sure. Thanks for your input, /v/.>>562901079Yeah. I figured it out then crushed the competition with only 1 day of training lmao
>>562900703>we still "hypershit spam" jerk each other off while doing it.So you're saying /v/ma is better?
>>562893536asserting dominance over the gymthot
Is the hog better for aries, or tauros 2? please respond
how are the oshi builds coming along? so far i havent had enough luck to get the stats i want but im slowly getting therethis is the best one so far but its literally the pinnacle of gamble to winkeep it buono oshi gamers!
>>562900626Separation worked fine until the mods fucked up
Be nice
>>562901310
>>562901393Still working on parents for mine. But she comes with medium A out of the box and Dober's unique actually works this time so it shouldn't be too terrible.
>>562901393I've been shooting the shit with the 4 aces I've already made to juggle through but I'm still in the process of making a front xmas Biwa just for fun
>>562901351Xog is stronger on Aries, Taurus is going to be an even playing field with Red Shift working
>>562901393MANT has been hating my guts lately, so not so great
>>562900606The sadness of losing makes them lose more energy
>>562901247
>>562901393Bourbon is my oshi…
>>562901484>3kbLYING WHORE
>>562901512okay so I can forego dom spam right? I want to use other umas
>>562901489
>>562901580
>>562901393My Dia ace is probably set, got a pretty decent Digitan, working on a third now.
>>562901602That depends on how strong your Oguri is and whether it can beat fronts consistently. Try out some test lobbies.
>>562901393I only just realized I haven't done a MANTblazer run on Kawakami, but I'm looking to set that up this weekend once I get parents I like.
For me, its umamusume animal_genitalia_on_humanoid, what about (you) guys?
>>562901664oh I meant I'm using dom TO counter her
>>562901393Nice Buono.I have my Kawakami prototype ready. Now I'm working on Satono Diamond as my third ace. I hope she counts as an oshi pick - I haven't seen anyone talking about her as a serious pick for this CM.
>>562901724For Taurus, yes, for Aries, lmao
so fucking annoyed at this challenge right now. What fucking asshole at cy decided to make you count you don't do too many miles too? Couldn't let dirt take precedence you fuckin assholes?
>>562901656
>>562901393My Dia has been beating hogs in rooms, I think I'm satisfied with her. godspeed buonobwo
>>562901747Looks pretty goodMine would be done if she could just get Med S
>>562900379She gets a mute copy
>>562901602If you do not bring 2 doms you will lose to a Xogger who did bring them
>>562901785it's been working well for aeries tho..
>>562900590Yeah. Don't be a retard like me and take too many power sparks with a power card
>>562901705For me it's lotus position while kissing and finger interlocking
>>562901796lmao just burn a run on Urara, half TP is still going on.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
>personal fan rewards end at 2 million>community ends at 2 trillion>that means we'd need 1 million active users maxing it to hit itUh... I'm no expert, but that seemed like a vast overestimation.
>>562901857I really wish S aptitudes weren't a thing. I've been getting lucky with them for this CM, but the longslop was an absolute nightmare for me.
>>562901881I'm pretty sure he meant Dom is mandatory on Aries and not necessary on Taurus
>>562901807
>>562900605>>562900726/v/ does have jiggies, one of the danchous hosts them instead of doing careers. In fact, there's a very important jiggie up right now
>>562901796How retarded are you? All you need to do is sit down and pick every dirt race and schedule it on the agenda. Then you go back and count how many there are. Then you can race whatever you want so long as it is fewer than the number of the dirt races.
>>562901884okay thanks babe I was still a little unsure>>562901964my reading comprehension is really bad rn so I'll take your word for it
Shart Falcon ruined my week with her shitty event
>>562900396theres no way it's 800k when class 6 has higher amount
>>562901968Nature is a lewd maiden
>>562901393Still working on end parents for Ayabe sadly.
>>562901968
>>562901705Rather than specifics it would be easier to say my umamusume blacklist consists of >trainer_(umamusume) -female_trainer_(umamusume)>faceless_male umamusume>umamusume 1other>umamusume 1boy -genderswap_(ftm)>umamusume multiple_boys -genderswap_(ftm)If I wanted to see men so badly I'd be looking up male vtubers and FGO men
>>562901393this is my most recent try, failed the final rainbow click so I couldn't cap spdI'll probably leave it here and come back once I'm finished with Doto and maybe run yeppers or marvelous this time for NSM/FnF
>>562901936its just so annoying scheduling the races and mant is slow even when you rushguess ill just run only dirt sprint..
>>562901968What a sinful woman...
>>562902141
they're laughing at us...
>>562902290imagine the smell
>>562901213>>562901247Wait fuck I remember this one now, I completely flopped it on JP as this is the CM that was 10 days earlier on JP only giving 2 weeks to train for it after taurus
>>562901213Is Cancer really XOguri or bust?
>>562901968So her and trainer can what?
Can one of you share an agenda for smart falcon?
I'm hard stuck 4 on JP TT because of how strong everyone is
>>562902308
It's been almost a day and the noodles that expired in October didn't make me feel sick at all. Maybe I should hunt for cheap expired food at the supermarkets
>>562902421Hold hands
>>562901393my ryan and her children are ready
>>562901213wtf pisces reruns again?
Yeppers is actually a black hole of a card, I can cap wit and speed consistently if I replace her with an actual wit card.I hope NSM is worth the hit in wit.
>>562902074i ran 20/35 dirt fag, the problem is between turf+dirt miles hit 1 over...
>>562902465don't be a bum, let me make you something instead if you're gonna do that
>>562902465I know how this ends
>>562902495Fucking disgusting
>Spend the poitns on XOguri's career to get all 4 heals early and activate her ult>Out of curiosity watch most races>She almost NEVER procs them allwtf I was told 4 heals were like 97% chance of proccing
>>562901796it counts dirt sprint vs dirt mile vs turf sprint vs turf mile
>>562900892>nothing uploaded in monthssheeit
>>562902462
>>562902596With 1k wit
>>562902596Which heals?
SHES HEREPALMA SEX IS HERE
I don't feel like doing careers today
>>562902514Don't use Iinchou for your retarded lack of game knowledge posts, Topro is reserved for helpful and knowleadge players, learn the culture /v/ermin
>>562902631Got her!
>>56290259695% for 3 activations out of 4 at 1000 wit
Lovey-dovey sex with Falcon after her event flopped
>>562902719why the fuck is she called lincho
>>562902514She isn’t that bad with FM and Marv. I can cap wit with those three on a high roll even on non-wit growth umas. On with bonus umas it’s even easier. Welfare Bourbon on the other hand always requires a high roll to even get close.
>>562902631gn
>>562902693are you okay with letting falco down?
>>562902797It's japanese for class representative
whats up fuckers i hope you enjoy losing to me once againoh whats that? a carefully crafted build? too bad!TRIUMPHANT PULSE LMAOOOOOOO!stay humble fuck neigha
>>562901393I'm still thinking of the best two parents for my Chiyo
>>562902719Topro is reserved for paizuriIt's all she's good for
>>562902719Not everyone is your boogeyman.
>>562902797because she's an iinchou.
>>562902827Godspeed anon
>>562902857Why isn't bakushin called that
>>562902126More of a lowball estimate considering it's based off the amount of players who made it to Platinum 1 in the Feb LoH that was before 5th anni.
>>562902528>I can’t countSo the answer was very retarded.
>>562902907why the fuck she forehead so big
>>562902417Yeah pretty much
putting my inch in iinchou
>>562902842nothing ever happens
>>562892794It should be, I'm sure it can be bought until the end of the anni event, so less than a week?
>>562902417XOguri basically thrives in distances in the 2000s up to 2500m for optimal ult timing, iirc. But like all things relying on ability procs, you can always play favorites while praying to Shiraoki-sama that the XOguri whiffs a heal or two.>>562902509It does but with a different track, that's just an awkwardly placed footnote for the Pisces that just ran because speculation went on about the Ayabe/other guts decks being practical or not.
>>562902652>>562902750At 545 currently +400 from career bonus right? >>562902679Stamina to Spare, Hydrate, U=Ma2, 777I know U=Ma2 fails if she's in first so that's part of the problem but hydrate seems to miss a ton.
>>562902719Our NTR anon is the kindest soul in the planet don't be mean
>>562902954Bakushin is Bakushin, Iinchou is Iinchou
>>562902509Completely different races that share the same name.I wouldn't want to do another 3200m already
>>562901835Lemme see her. Want to see if I'm in the ballpark
hors
>>562902954because everyone calls her bakushin ingame
Imagine Bakushin sex
hmph!
>>562902954self appointed
>>562902858Not this time Oguri Cap (as in fraud)
>>562902719Do not use NTR to bully our NTRanon, /vg/ly.
>>562901393This Brian where fucking no one finished their chains but I got free recoveries from needle ningen is outperforming my XOguri and winning room matches for reasons I don't understand but am amused by. Gonna keep redoing her until I get a Medium S and then re-evaluate
I already came buckets to all hahakigi and kumiyabe art. Who else draws umas getting nakadashi?
Now my mouth is watering...
>>562903163I wonder how this feels like.
>>562903068career bonus doesn't include guts and wit
>>562902954Because she friend zoned (You)
what the fucki do a quick shits and giggles ura finale run to get the last 50k fans i need for the falco event, and i got a scenario record, and pretty much every training turn had 2 rainbows
>>562903325Its crazy how they made her an unironic dyke.
I'm not flatlining, I'm strategically quitting careers after losing a race to save up on clocks. It's completely different and I shouldn't be kicked for it
I'm starting to think 2-2-2 decks are a scam.
>>562903454for long? nofor any other distance? yes
>>562903325I really hate that scene because how the hell do you come to that conclusion from what was said?
What did she mean by this?
>>562903514She was having impure thoughts about (You) and was projecting it onto (You)
>>562903454works on my machine
>>562903454You can do 2spd 3wit 1flex for this one
>>562903485My Stamina cards are shit so that might explain why 2-2-2 felt terrible.
>>562901213>Taurusif I have both Maruzensky's can I run them? Or are you only allowed one character and alt's are b&? I want to run SMaru, Red Maru, and VBourbon for Taurus since Suzuka (my oshi) is still unusable.
Take care of scatjeet for us, /vg/bros. Make sure he has fun here.
What decks are you guys using with Xoguri?
>>562903518She knows you're a broke ass nigga
I want to be Teio
>>562903620>Suzuka (my oshi) is still unusableThere were at least 3 different anons who ran her last CM as ace
>>562903662
>>562903518why does kitasan dress like she shops at a thrift store
This is the worst thread quality has ever been. I hope the invasion doesn't last long
>>562903426Impregnated for flatlining
>>562903662everyone knows that tracen trainers don't get paid shit
>>562903648Guts maxxing is best since you don't need any Stam at all. Go 4 Guts and 2 Wit with Power spark parents
>>562903668I wish you were Teio too
>>562903514anon, she was projectingBakushin is retarded, and 100% for (You)
>>562903325Bakushin would let other umas be in relationships with their trainer but god forbid her own trainer tried to hit on her
>>562902290delet
why are you here instead of farming fans
>>562903668if you were teio i would rape you
>>562903716it's a good fit tho
>>562903454It’s only viable for high rolls on longs. I prefer 2 speed, 3 wit, one power for just about anything else. I’ve had poor success with guts decks because Haru is difficult to get the friendship gauge up and I don’t have Ayabe.
>>562903648I'm not spoonfeeding a hoguritard
>>562903871i just got to 2 milliondanchou can starve for all i care
>>562903836Cuckqueen bakushin is a hot idea
how much stam does xoguri actually need for CM12? how much can you get away with lowballing it if you're going to be buying 4 stam skills and witmaxxing anyway
>>562903871I am farming fans
>>562903692bull fucking shit, I saw her in 7-10 races and only as a suicide to die at late-raceI refuse to do something that shitty to Suzuka so I didn't run her. If I were a whale, maybe I could have gotten a good enough statline/skill set, but Kitasan was insanely dominant in Pisces, a f2p Suzu vs a f2p Kita just straight loses most of the time.
>>562904004around seven stamina points
is it accept to change your months long oshi after doing an Uma's career for the first time?
>>562903871Because I want to see if I can figure out why my Uma are trash despite my deck probably being okay.No I won't post my deck, you guys will make fun of me.
>>562903982Windy is the actual cuckqueen.
>>562903871I'm tired from work, just chilling
>>562904004Literally the baseline stam you get from mant is enough, it's a retardproof uma
>>562903871waiting for the correction and naked dogeza
>>562903816>>562903883thank you for believing in my dream!
>>562903836>>562903982Yeah but make it that way because she's either turbo autistic or out of spite because his trainer thinks she's retarded and she just acts all cute and plays along but wants him to suffer while she succeeds being one of the strongest racers of her generation
>Vodka rapes my clocks every career>Late niggers still complain that they have a hard careerYou faggots are just shit at the game. Fuck you.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2041697661456457857NO MORE BROTHER WARS
>>562904049I can't speak for anyone else but I'd forgive you.
>>562904028That anon? Me
>>562903418might be cope, but she even says that if you're a female trainer. the only thing she has feelings for is running fast
>>562904158Did you forget that Vodka comes with NSM?
>>562904219I FUCKING KNEELPOST HER POST HER POST HER
>>562904161>the 1 trillion fan drop requirement was just Curren getting a trillion fans in a few minutesFalcuck really can't compete
>>562904219
Your MANT XOguri will lose to Unity Oonige
We wuv /v/ma here.
>>562904324>Curren Chan whored herself out to the galaxy for Falco's sake
>>562904086>her mom tells her to gift you flowers, specifically rosestrying to secure a husband for stinko
>>562904161>>562904324TURN ON THOSE BOTS FUCKING EDEN OR ILL RAPE ALL OF /uma/ INCLUDING THE /v/FUGEES
>>562904161>everyone is begging for more timekek
>>562904370Not if I drain all of her stamina with debuffs.
Long hang up button
>>562904086But her mom literally sets her up with trainer in a rose garden and everything?>Found a guy that can deal with my daughter stinko windys shit? Better lock him in...
>>562903620fake oshi gamer exposed by real oshi gamer >>562904219>>562132506>>562135502
>>562904382
>>562904391I need Ryan to do this to meis the animation in uma viewer?
Good job guys, in just 28 hours we reached the first goal!1.6 trillion more to go!
>oh your oshi has no mile aptitude?>too bad haha lolFUCKMANT
>>562904391Sorry, I posted this already >>562902290
>>562904540>doesn't know his uma loreHe's referring to how Windy was a cuck IRL.
