Previous: >>562860292>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562879441keep on postin them
rape torena san
it is wahey now
Ojisans LOVE Bakushin.
Reminder that /v/ma is our little sister
wtf is her problem
Oh my
Digitan LOVE
>>562880104Haha, right. Get back to swimming laps or I get the cans out
/v/tards should go back to their schizo enclosure. Oh, wait.
orang
>>562880138so we can rape her?
hosting a few rooms, want to see how my doms perform549981445499814454998144don't feel like stitching together results so ask if there's something specific you want to see
Check if you are banned if you posted in the /v/ thread, they just banned everyone again
3000 SP
>>562880350I got banned from /v/ only
>>562880337show the top 3
How heavy do you think the MANT weights are? It seems a bit dangerous to make umas wear them for stamina training (swimming), now that I think about it...
>painkillersthat's how you become a future heroin addict, Princess
>>562880350Test
You do remember the secret code word we created to distinguish ourselves from /v/ posters if /v/ma ever got banned and migrated here, right? Looks like you will need it soon
>>562880617nyes
>banned from /v/ againwell, I better get used to my home now!
press S to spit on t/v/anny Refugees you are not welcomed here pissheads
Anon please come backYou can't just post the Digitan sticker in chat and then disappear for days
is teio for (you)?
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>562880617>>562880670The password isthe usual
Get Zero! Man naka mezase!Go to Top! Ichiban te!!!
>>562880350>tell everyone that the thread was a honeypot>was rightPay the fuck up.
>Update Sweepy>URA optional races don't work anymoreThe retard did something to the bot so bad it now gets stuck on a race day and won't continue playing>>562880691Triple S even, I hate /v/ermin retards
>>562880337ew my 4chanx broke for a sec, no randomized filename...results!seiun hit the angling, but nimble navigator saves the day393575103935751039357510next
Ignoring Sirius Symboli when she tries to renew our contract!
>>562880104Dia..
>>562880691Come on mate have some mercy with them, you have both all grown as people it's time to let past grudges go>t/v/annykek
>>562880846dang Kita is going strong...
>>562880894all /v/ posters should do this in order to show their worth
huh I'm banned from /v/ even though I didn't use the /v/ thread. How strange, must be some sort of bug.
>>562880894Cafe would not eat cheese
>>562880734But I've never been in a club
>>562880684Don't worry, you'll like it here. We mostly talk about sex with umas and occasionally about the game.
just woke up, is it time for Maya's anime yet?
>>562881042Mr. CB should have bigger tits, they all should, fatter tits
>>562880863the contract isn't renewed you fucktard those are active until either side retires or breaks it
I'm sure this thread will be fine
>>562880961this, they should beg to be welcomed
Another one of those days where every run goes to crap because I keep making stupid decisions since my brain simply does not want to work.
>>562881042this is the equivalent of Nazi bikinis to Koreans
everyone get in the dogeza pile
>>562880846I wonder if the maru had a late start248193202481932024819320next
>>562881187I don't think it's appropriate for my nude trainee to be so close to me..
>>562881241It's ok when Japan does it.
>still zero collective rewardsit's so over
Now that I think about It, it would be really easy to just take over ... yes.
>>562880894>>562881328The dogeza posting is reminding me of something... Something about the Danchou race...
>>562881464spe WOULD say this
An uma that doesn't run is no uma of mine
>>562881140Wait that means I’m stuck with Sirius no matter what? FUCK free me from this hell
>>562881205Mm, nyo! I AM an illegal immigrant, and I WILL post hot umas.
More like retarded fat fuck falcon
>>562881475I went there one time and it was slow as fuck, not happening bud
>>562881205>>562881328and after the humiliation they will be refused hohohohoho
>>562881587>and I WILL post hot umasyou're on probation, I'll be observing
>>562881587I want Brian to give me a rimjob
*gulp*
>>562880397>I now know that Soccer Boy sired NTR and Hishi MiracleConsidering how short his career was that's pretty sick
>>562881825No...
>>562881825You just know the VAs would find a way to somehow fall off the slide if they did it live.
>>562881368cursed as fuck lobbyRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN963973809639738096397380
>>562881825now post the Rudolf version
>>562881497Calm down a bit bwo
>they don't know about the secret jiggie war room.Check the profile of the great revolutionary
>>562881368can I see that Chiyono?
>>562881475This place gets pretty heated during CM too, you can't compare it against slow hours
>>562881751>American uma is obssessed with not getting shot in the classroomlol
I hopped the boarder. What the FUCK are you going to do about it?
>>562879923Taiki PazuriDurandal Paizuri and rimjob, headpats after with gentle kissingNTR
>>562881587post ai or fuck off shitskin
>>562882119we already killed all the /uma/ natives bwo, it's safe to post, this is /v/ma now
Give me an uma/trainer relationship where the trainer absolutely hates his trainee but is a professional and doesn’t have it affect his work.
>>562881601Most of /v/ma is in a war room right now. Don't worry, there will be no hostile takeover.
yankomanko
>>562881751Send her our strongest school shooters
/v/iggers will infiltrate /uma/ clubs and start the clubpocalypse for real this time
>>562882119>boarderProbably call you an ESL, if I were to take a guess.
>>562882318Dacchis...
>>562881409it's fineeeeee. don't worry about it
>>562882178Durandal is built for tying up in a rope dress and spanking her tits until red
>>562882318As a danchou, I am all for it>>562882320NTA it was a pun you dense nigger
>>562881862I'm glad you learned something new today /v/roAnd her name is Topro, don't call her NTR, unless you are a unironic disingenuous brownoid
>>562882003I am fully aware, but posting here is pretty fun as well. Puritan wannabe jannies at /v/ma won't have melties over hot umas.
>>562882053not perfect skillwise but it's the best i got so far and she sometimes wins!
>>562882256Falcon
>>562882252>>562882435fuck off to /vmg/ faggot
/v/ma clubs just became a target for the /Uma/Club reaper
You guys let her down
I'm posting Kingu and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>562881475>>562882096Its kind of amusing how slow the site actually is when you shave off the bots and thirdies. I'm kind of glad we have Uma, because there is nothing else really to glue people together.
>>562882493based, I'm also trying to build her for next CM
>>562882489The hall monitor died ages ago bwo, this is way more important
>>562882256curren
when is her time?
>>562882318So, just curious, I'm not from /v/ma or anything. what clubs are open?
nobody is getting AlmondLove danchou's OF
Get these /v/ma scum out of here, fuck off
What keeps you going?
>>562881963Post that Grass Wonder NOW onegaishimasu
Brian....Also, despite the meal difference the both of them have the same order when Torena-san asks them if they want to add anything else (3 buckets, 2 mashed potatoes, 2 chicken sandwiches and 2 biscuits)
prove you're not a /v/iggerpost proof you're in a real /uma/ club
>>562882540time to send some friendly oji-sans to lil falcon's location, hehe...
>>562882705Nothing. I am at the verge of ending it all
>>562882493Chiyo LOVE
>>562882705I want to win, and keep winning even more
>>562882685The charges, officer?
>>562882617I don't concern myself with politics. Plus I never bake anyway. If someone talks to the mods and reaches an agreement, cool, I still post on /v/ mostly, so I will find the threads. If not, then oh well, what can ya do?
I haven't got a single 3* blue since MANT
>>562882660she needs to be breeded by me
why are we brother warring with /v/ma again?
>>562882752Cool, thanks anon, maybe I'll apply there next :)
>>562882831Being gay
>>562882752>A
We're not even at step 1. All the pornposting in the world wouldn't make this not over.
why is he replying to himself
>>562882930/v/ma fags don't have cute feminine hand anons that /uma/ has though
>>562882883They are brown, smell bad, have shittaste, and keep posting AI slop of my wifeSo fuck them, they can fucking die for all I care
>>562882752damn you guys fell off
I... I like Vodka.
What recoveries to trigger if im running late or end xoguri?
>>562881974Had to go record it, but it took a bit for me to find a good stopping point for my run, then got distracted by Voltage, sorry.
>>562881963Dia-chan!!my game crashed311359843113598431135984>>562882743here you gomight as well show the entire leaderboard if I'm gonna add other stuff
>>562882930But you all want to fuck the girly hand anon and the cosplaying danchou
>>562882705gyaru umas do
>>562883005He's having a melty...
I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT /v/STOP BRINGING UP THAT SHITHOLE OF A BOARD
/v/ma is NOT welcome /here/
>>562883047My favourite anon is here!
>>562883080Wait Dia can work? I thought she was shit? QRD?
>>562883243any late is viable if you have pump and moving past
>>562882874seeeeeeeexxxxxx
>>562882318please join mambo
>>562883074Yep, the mother of my children alright
>>562882752One of /uma/'s clubs has a foid in their top 5 earners
>>562883083See, there’s a difference. Wanting to fuck the feminine hands anon and cosplaying danchou is us being faggots, driven by lust. Being gay however is a lifestyle, something (You) adhere to. I would rape danchou in cosplay and not think about it the next morning while gooning to umas. You however gobble cocks for life
>>562882401P-please be gentle, Fine...
>>562882752>proving that you are a discord-lite /vg/trannyNah mate. /v/ma superiority
Why is it so hard for Cygames to just rig it so that we meet the goal anyway like other gacha do?
>>562883031>>562882950we have a comfy active club chat...
/uma/ should apologize, NOW!
>>562882226/uma/ vwos don't look>>>/sp/154029451
>>562883005It probably thinks it "won" or something with /v/ma being blasted off the board and is feeling a bit euphoric. I'd feel bad for its parents but they clearly never cared about it to begin with.
>>562883418Cygames and effort don't go hand in hand
>>562883351this is uma&co if I am not wrong, right?
>>562883315narita sexroad
>>562883309Then her ult barely works, no? It seemed more Pace oriented
>>562883489I haven't booted up unity since mant came outwhat a piece of shit scenario
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10946812?q=grass_wonder_%28umamusume%29
Hi guys, newfriend here. I got interested in this game because I saw it on /v/. Can anyone tell me who this uma is? I'd like to wife her and race her.
>>562883005That's how /vg/ works bwo, you samefag endlessly and do everything you can to not actually talk about the game the general is about
>>5628834182 trillion is too big of a number, there's no way to rig it for consistent growth without it feeling obviously fake.
>>562882663HonseFun will have a slot open soonI think Basashi was also looking for a few slots to fill
>>562883029That's just /uma/ during SEA hours though
>>562883582Her sister and her are raped by Mudrock
Are we all in agreement that Cygames will just deliberately give you garbage luck if you're doing too well in a run, to keep you stuck on the game?
>>562882663Probably rebricked
>>562883562nah it's finelates will be that far up if they hit what they need, which they have to to win most of the time
>>562883582you could've at least changed the filename
seeeeexxxxxx
>>562883489unity can get shot out back with it's bubble rng and facility bullshit and while still having a chance to lose group racesI much prefer running 30+ races
>>562883489YES UNITY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE IT BURNS IN HELL
>>562883489I lost interest in this dogshit scenario after the second run. Good riddance.
>>5628830806/9!311359843113598431135984probably last one unless someone wants more rooms
>>562883748we are full faggotalso not t/v/annies allowed there
>>562883489>"yeah bro your spirit bursts will happen during URA Finale turns they won't get lost trust me">"yeah bro, your spirit bursts won't fall on stamina or guts, trust me"
https://poal.me/tnq8yphttps://poal.me/tnq8yphttps://poal.me/tnq8yphttps://poal.me/tnq8yp
>>562883582Weird uma, anon
>>562883974You won't stay full by next week
Are my feet supposed to hurt this bad?
I fear the comfy threads may never come
jig anyone
migrate when ready >>>/pol/532657010>>>/pol/532657010>>>/pol/532657010
toreina-san? your 1 million daily fans?
>>562883489People who praise Unity haven't played it since TB joined and forget how BULLSHIT spirit bursts were.
sex sex
Any /uma/ celebs i should know about?
>>562883974Thanks, I'll tell my bros that we should move there whenever we can.
>>562883970thanks for joining!
>>562883489Hmmmnyo. No matter how many times I get screwed over by>no rainbows during summer>use whistle>still no rainbowsI still won't miss Unity.
>>562881498Daccheats can't keep getting away with this!
>>562884246aelredthat guy who joine danchou runs
>>562882705Getting Mr CB. Losing the cm. And then ragequitting.
>>562884246always shitpost the one that runs the sunday races
REF/V/GEES WELCOME
>>562884283Thanks for the rooms bwo>Quad dominator roomDios mio
>>562883489I will never go back to a scenario that makes me generally cap out with only 8 skills because you never run any fucking races.
>>562884426BASED
>>562884243milk
>>562884246The girl reading this
>>562884203It was already over when the /uma/ player base bled out after jpanons scared them away with the MANT boogeyman. We're just living the aftermath
>>562883974A next week
>>562884246make sure to filter the stegofag and the ntrfag
Wasnt even aware about /v/ma a few days ago, now its all I hear!!!If they can post cute thats all I care about
>>562884246we have cute redditors here
>>562884246Aelred, the savior and (former, rest in peace) danchou of Mambo (club), once singlehandely saved Mambo from the brink of extinction. We all loved him very much, love him very much even to this day. If it wasn't for him, Mambo would not be alive today.
>>562884246rebricked danchou pleases old men for money
You guys are fucking retarded.
No way we still haven't reached the first reward
So, /v/dacchis, why do you like the Digitan sticker so much in your club chats? I'm curious
>>562884563Shut the fuck up Aelred
>>562884657>rudolfpissed.png
>>562884559Gentildonna?The cutest!
>>562884246individual? not reallybut many clubs have their own lore
>>562884412but I like the marvelous sundays...and turbo tuesdays...
I wonder how useless security on tracen is
>>562884246autis/uma/ is a very cool club and accepts /v/ma wholeheartedly
>>562884559Aye, I can do that
>>562883489>AoharuGave me 3 S rank umas>MANT Gave me more than 50 S rank umas and counting
>>562884246Don't look for Fingerdark
>>562884662I've been to busy shitposting about /v/ma to play the game
I am /v/. The next uma posted is my wife and avatar as I post in these threads.
>>562884695My wife Vincent is so tsun...
Test
boysex
>>562884657How do you know my pet name for my trainee?!
>>562884434as much as I think being a domfag is gay in normal circumstances, considering the hog we have to go up against I think it's justified this time aroundI also love grass but no one would believe thatrudolf is cool too but I want her at 4*, maybe I should spend a couple statues...she definitely needs some reworking though, kitasan too desuradiant star is kind of nice, you usually have enough for it too since there's no need to buy a recovery this time aroundlots to think about......
Mambo club sounds like a fun place
>>562884798Your club is wide open to the public after your danchou joined the cup
>>562884695you can tell it's not him because he's not Currenposting
>>562884657Gomenasorry Falco...
>>562884906
>>562884740autis/uma/ is very cool/spoiler]
I DON'T WANNA DO 2 RUNS YADA YADA
SWEEPY BTFO
>>562884724What a lady...>>562884760Kingu!Welcome
Guys I have to go to work. Can I get a (You)?
>>562884863Die /v/, die the death!!!
>>562884927I need to lick those armpitsperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero
>>562884942Mambo club is the closest thing to a /v/ club we have, so you guys will like it for sure
>>562884927Licking Chrono’s sweaty pits
I use the vanilla outfit on Vburbs because its pure sexo anyone else do this?
>>562884906soon
>>562884563STOP GIVING RETARDS ATTENTIONHE QUIT THE GAME LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BECAUSE HIS OTHER CLUB B& HIM FOR FLATLININGUMADash
>>562885027look both ways before crossing the road, anon
MAMBO CLOSE YOUR BORDERS NOWDONT LET THE FILTHY REFUGEES IN
>>562885027
>>562884246There's one poster who translates JP content for the thread to enjoy. Dunno if he's /uma/ exclusive, but he is based. I think this is an archive of what he's translated, but for all I know there could be multiple translators in this thread.https://exhentai.org/g/3838294/5d11dfbda7/
>even 4 dominators can't stop the XogI'm nyooootocing
I want to have sex
Just failed a 1% training in debut year, reset the career, and failed a 2% training in the debut year.
PLEASE JOIN MAMBO REF/V/GEES WELCOME
sasuga kingu desho
>>562884563>Mambodanchou quit>checks Chrono>Mambodanchou is still therewhy would you do this? Get on the internet just to spread lies?
>>562885010uhhhh
>>562881498Dacchis will rise up again!!!!
>>562884976literally every time I come here you're posting here. No wonder you were a flatlining nigger for months
>>562884246Just filter targets. You'll know them when you see them. Another anon already mentioned one of them.
>>562885231so buy a hooker
>>562885209>>562884246We also have a Mambro who goes to the IRL races, I remember he went to Arima Kinen
>>562885190I love his art
I've come to terms with the fact that it is impossible for me to train Ai since my senkou/mile cards are either non existent or just trash. I wish I wasn't an uma roller sometimes, because I should've just dumped my carats into the Air Groove/Finemo banner instead of just getting 1* of both which is less than ideal. But then I wouldn't have been able to roll either considering I had to spark her. This game sucks.
>>562885142 (Me)this sounded more like a threat than a wish for your well-being, oops
Why are they like this
>>562885010
>>562885190>>562885142SEXO
>>562885014you must review the fillies
Are there actually any /uma/ clubs open atm?
I feel like THH is pretty valuable but how do we like using Marvelous over Agnes?
>>562885005AIEEEE why did you doxx me the one time I've been slacking my fan runs
Your haters are getting uppity again, Aelred-chama...
>>562885261he may as well quit since he doesn't even kick people anymore
>>562885383Marvelous only ever gives me Hesitant Front and Ramp Up
>>562885010laisu would do this (for me only)
>>562882705We're not touching tips Jordan
>>562885323>Hey, newbie! Look both ways before crossing the road, or else... >you would be wise to look both ways before crossing the road
>>562885267The one and only winner of the Danchou club! The best /uma/ club!
>>562885010Rice would do this after 5 minutes of making out
>>562885375/uma/ club is technically open, and there were recruitment posts, but someone is allegedly coming back in a few days so now I'm not sure
>>562885010b-based?!
>>562885332my b i made the lobby and alt-tabbed to jack off
>>562885010this is disgusting
>>562884246the original Teioposter (RIP), peace be with him. Such blessed piggy rants he would make, pure unbridled wrath at the Hogs.
>>562885332You have to leave those at 5 seconds before it hits 15 minutes to really fuck them over.
>>562885261That's a new one
>>562885010/uma/ banzai
>>562885010>pubesterminating the contract
>>562884927I really like Rudolf but I still don't have the base version, only festival and she doesn't get Dom sadly, I did run her the room before last one but her unique feels so hard to trigger most of the timeYeah Hoguri is pretty stupid this CM, feels like a free win most of the time when she procs, so bringing debuffers will probably help, problem will be when the Hoguri is also bringing double dom (like I did that last room), just gotta pray she whiffs her recoveries or something>>562885229technically it was 2 cause 2 of the Doms were on the Hoguri's team
>>562885375Mine will have an opening soon
>>562883074Yep that's my wife and mother of our 6 kids
>>562884426>>562884482Sponsored by Tamamo Crossoros and Satono Island visitors
>>562885209>https://exhentai.org/s/69a3cb32a2/3838294-88>bratqueenUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>pre-debut charming event into double carrot BBQ in first shopBitches love my charming carrot BBQs
>>562885010Delete this
Is it safe to install Hachimi yet? I really need that 60 fps.
I love Rice
for our ref/v/gees, we LOVE mejiro ryan here, shes adorable and a cutie patootie
>>562885487
>>562885383it's hard to warrant because of her power card
Thinking of joining basashi next month...
>fagiwa
>>562885308Someone post that image of the mambros watching the arima kinen together, I lost it
>>562884246not really. NTRposter tries to be helpful and usually succeeds. Mambo club had drama six months ago but it blew over and no one cares anymoreMy personal favorite is the anon who showed me how unbelievably cool Narita Brian was, to the point that I am 100% convinced by the propaganda. Thanks Brianfag, wherever you are
>>562885716>write the perfect tomboy wife>make her ugly as sinFuck cygames
Hi there! Im visiting from /v/ thanks to current moderation issues and I'd like a recommendation of Uma to pull for, I:>am a white American from the Midwest with strong conservative beliefs>I grew up playing team fortress 2 and ragnarok online>I only watch anime subbed >my main sources of non-videogame entertainment are hololive, asmongold, and northernlion >have won 4 CMs thus far>have violent feelings towards dubfags, brownskins, and doxfags>am extremely putridly ugly What are some Umas I should pull for?
>>562885515Thankfully we have a redditor in our club so /v/ma will naturally be repelled! Right...?
>>562885834Tokai Teio
>>562885834bamboo memory and yaeno muteki
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFRAAAAAPFFFFFFFPPPPP
>>562885834taiki sluttle
I think we should post more gaslight images
remember /v/erminit's wahey now
>>562885807>>make her ugly as sintake that back...
>>562885270>all Currenposters are the same anondo you.....happen to know the difference between correlation and causation? just curious
>>562885834Spechud.
>>562885871Basically nobody from /v/ma hits our quota anyway, other than the oy neigh danchou
>>562885923>>562885893>>562885886You are replying to a mentally ill shit eating Pagpag
>>562885834Special Week is fat, retarded, from the countryside, and hates chestnuts so she sounds like a perfect fit.
>>562885432I'm not in Mambo (in an A+ club tho), but doesn't it have a 1 run every 3 days rule? How are niggers not able to even do that much?
>>562885871thankfully I'm still clueless as to who it is because I was too occupied with my own previous club drama
>>562885964No, fuck youEven Tickezo has more sex appeal
Bros I left my club this morning because it was fucking dead, which /uma/ club can I apply to? The club I left was also formed in /uma/ during the first few days of the EN version but it never took off
>>562886146It’s that faggot ryanxwonbin
>>562886151>implyingTikezo is sexo though
Curren? HateFalcon? HateRice? Hero
laisu needs a whore outfit
>>562885968do you.... always speak like a gay faggot from an anime in real life?
>>562885730the power one NEVER gives out hints
>>562885010I wish I knew which uma this was but with her eyes covered, who can say?
>>562880754I hope not
>>562886353that's Falcon
>throw in some old CM debuffers and my one Xog ace I made>she's just winning lobbiesYeah this CM is dumb, I haven't even made a proper Rudolf ace yet
I do hope that /v/faggots atleast try to assimilate and act normalthis is a comfy general not your retarded /pol/ridden shit
>>562885964It is downright criminal how awfully they butchered Ryan's haircut. My imouto loves Uma Musume and loathes lewd shit (so she rolled her eyes at Maruzensky and Super Creek careers), but holy shit she was mean to Ryan. >"Short hair isn't the problem Vodka has short hair and she's cute. Seiun Sky is adorable and my favorite. Ryan is just ugly and it's because of her ugly haircut."
>>562886128Because the faggot danchud refuses to kick anyone so they literally leech off the top 10% earners
>>562886403Yeah ok Curren. Speaking of, when are we getting the other Currens in the game, like Curren Hime, Curren Moe and Curren Slay?
>>562886405Who are your xog's parents?
>>562885834Nice Nature, since you're literally me and I like her. Cheerleader banner at the end of the month.
>>562886287Gay sexo but I'd rather have that than Ryan
ryan is cuter than ardan, teio, mamboand has better milkers
>>562886498Tachyon and NY Opera
>>562883351Please be in Mambo
>>562885763Hey, I made that, I'm surprised someone remembers it
>>562886441>the general that literally says "brown" or "shitskin" one in every 5 postsThis is literally more /pol/ infested than almost every general on this website
>>562886349I mean if you only want her for THH sure, but the power version gives 15% RB while friendship maxxed and generally there are just so much better other wit cards
>>562886258I think most A or above clubs are full
>>562883351proofs?and no, trannies don't count
>>562886581ra...
>>562886617>there are just so much better other wit cardsnot if you're F2P...
>>562886559>NY OperaIs she a better parent than dober?
>>562886581Nice! I’ve been looking for that forever, thanks mambro
>>562886441Your /v/ boogeyman is retardedYou realize /v/ threads are far more on-topic than /uma/ threads, right?
>>562886542This is just a boy
>>562886674f2p 3mlb ssrgive me guaranteed replies
>>562886613it's literally one schizo
Why is the thread schizo still not dead
>>562886146
>>562886716we're in the /pol/ thread too gwo >>>/pol/532657010
>Aptitude Test event>Barely gave us any time>People couldn't clear out the shop unless you no-lifed MANT runs>Falco event>Drop the event on a weekday>Expect players to be able to clear it by no-lifing on a work weekWhat the fuck is Cygames doing?
Does something like this make sense for XOguri? I have Power pasa at 0LB or 1LB but I can still get 10 RB and No Stopping Me borrowing Yeppers.
>>562879923Yeah it’s over… 371 billion around 4:55 pm in my time and we haven’t reach the 1st community award… just kwab
all /v/ma tourists must do this
>>562886716What would you have us do
>>562886716my umawife just gave me a package of tacos, so everything's going to be alright, anon
>>562885778the ntrfag doesn't belong here, he is way too nice for this shithole, this place is better when everyone is gaslighting and being cunts, i feel like he is trying to hard to force something that will never happen
>>562886805You don't need NSM for XOguri
>>562886696>if losing win: 400m editionShe's pretty good yeah, to be fair my Xog also has nimble nav and head on
>>562886775Ironicposting is the best
>>562886484>Be girl>See hot girl>Commence sour grapes shit talkingMany such cases
>>562886716No I'm reading a trashy visual novel for zoom zooms and haven't started my dailies yet. Don't tell danchou.
>>562886889nyo... hopefully Israel will nuke Iran anyway
>>562886916But what if I WANT NSM for XOguriOr rather what other skill would be more valuable? It's On maybe?
>>562886258b+ club too comfy rarely any openings
>>562887052Borrow an MLB Pasa
would you pick Radiant star for a front for the next CM? or would you grab corners double circle and straights single circle instead?
>>562887052Nimble Nav is enough
>>562886484>Vodka is a chestlet>Seiun Sky is a chestlet>Ryan is a cowI think she's just jealous
>>562886889What, you expected something to happen?
>>562886716I'm a South America thirdie, for once I couldn't care less about what israeli drones are about to do.
>>562887001she wasn't wrong though, Ryan's haircut is bad. Really bad. She'd be way, way more popular if it weren't so bad. If she had a high ponytail, for instance, it'd be pure fucking sexo.
>>562887164Radiant is a generally good gamble skill.
Is it a rule for Symbolis to be sex maxing or do I just have a type?
>>562887035you mean iran the shitreal tranny no one likes jew subhumans
VF will win next CM without using XOguri
>>562887252Symboli Rudolf is pure sex and cuteness combined with a pun filled heart
>>562887252Do you expect any less from royalty, puppy-chan~
>>562886716orange man already did taco and accepted 2 week cease fire proposalnothing ever happens again
>>562886441Assimilate how? By posting AIslop, ecelebs and discord faggotry?
MANT inspirations are consistently insane. It feels like we were playing with a beta version of the inspiration mechanic until now. And we're going to lose it once Grand Live is out.
>>562887274iran don't have nukes tho but yes ideally both of them get nuked
>>562887252Speed Symboli should have been playable
>>562887238I usually pick it but now I have to pick between it or having the two double circled other skills
>>562886716Not true, I'm watching a video on a massage tutorial (no not ASMR shit, an actual tutorial) while shitposting here.
>>562886716Please let the world to die I got a call from my former boss to tell me I can have my job back and I couldn't refuse the offer
>>562887365I could go for some slop rn actually
next run will be better
>>562887252big mama passed down her genes to all her daughters
>>562887365>Assimilate how?Definitely not like that.
>>562887393Doesn't look insane to me bwo...
>>562887393speaking of grand live, how will it compare to now? As in is the scenario more enjoyable or what?
>>562887164as someone who did not pick radiant star for my front and instead opted for double circles, I think it's the better pick. 99% sure my wr would've been higher if I went for that
>>562887252Sirius is dangerous.
>>562887423Do japanese fans say that umapyoi means sex too?
>>562887423bwo.... you should be happy
>>562887234Ryan is more popular than your ugly imouto
>>562887501Med S, groundwork, and spring runner all at once, I couldn't ask for more.
>>562887480forehead symboli
I wanted to try out Bourbon without having to take a parent with miles or longs and honestly this is fucking dogshit because I'm losing every god damn race in 2nd
Career races that are weighted towards your trainee losing piss me off
Even though we won’t reach 2 trillion fans, are you at least having fun?
>>562887596extra space for extra kisses
>>562887529GL takes less time to do but the umas you churn out are just objectively weaker than TB ones so you're still going to do TB for CM aces
>>562887393>And we're going to lose it once Grand Live is outwhat lmfaoMANT is the new staple for parent farming for like 2 years now
>>562887164>>562887540whoops just saw you mentioned single circle straights as wellokay I think that might be better thenbecause a WHOLE new velocity skill adds a lot more to the equation
>>562885039But I'm originally from /vg/
>>562887626
>>562887010What's it called, I haven't started my dailies eithert.danchou
what the fuck happened to Luna hands?
YOU SAID GETTING A 3* SPARK WOULD BE EASIER WITH MANT
>you're so pretty or whatever>>562887626I'm hitting my 2 million to have done my part.
>>562887546That's crazy. Umapyoi means umapyoi.
>>562887728>torena >it seems I need a hand
>>562887732*oguricap.jpg*
>>562887707I love my helios /vg/ brothers
>>562887728she did too much of THIS>>562887732it is technically speaking3-4 stats at 1100 is way better than 2 at 1100
>>562887728sexo
>>562887835what's happening with Riko?
why is she like this
>>562887626Give me superskip and spark reroll/lock
>>562887835fuck Riko is so cute
>>562887423Did you quit or were you fired bwo? God I want to get fired so much. I'm too much of a pussy shit to quit or sabotage my work. I want to stay at home and neet it out, play vidya and badly draw scantily clad umas. I'm tired of this bullshit
Cygenerous will implement spark reroll to make up for the current situation
>more sprint eventsHoly fucking shit
>>562887703not picking radiant star basicalloy allows me to afford:Triumphant pulseCorners double circlestraights single circleBut I'm scared of my single accel being angling scheming...
>>562887626yeah 2-3 full runs a day is the sweetspot for me
>>562887949Danchou....
>>562888017>curren has been the face of the g1 race events 3 times in a row
If Tazuna really is an uma, surely someone would recognize her unless she either was a third tier loser, or never raced at all. But if it's the latter then what did she do? Teacher?Housewife?Former Umafans model?
/v/ gatekeepers are false flagging/v/ma and /uma/ are brothers
>>562888043what uma?and to be sure, when you say CORNERS, is it multiple corner skills, or just one?
>>562887882>way betterquantify how much
>>562887732It is I've gotten two 3* wit sparks and one 3* guts spark
>>562888043Pulse is useless for fronts
you're doing extra runs for falco, right?
Which uma would wear pantyhose under a swimsuit?
>>562887949I quit like half a year ago, I only applied back as a joke and got called back in with a better salary so I have to start again, I want to keepe NEETing but I'm not that rich...
>>562888007Only if you're f2p+
Finemo agemasen'd and I'm coping hard, is she usable?
>>562888007Hopefully, that was a bit of nigger move for them to do this fomo event during weekdays especially this Monday
>>562887921She's a trashcan who tripped while falling down the steps
I can cleat this trash right? Jordan is way better as a f2p card
>>562888150100% betterYour odds of a 3* go from 5% to 10%
>>562888107Opening her legs to some CEO must be easier than running
>>562888114Whoever controls the media, controls knowledgeAnd those happen to be people with a lot of money and silly hatsOn an unrelated note, here's the director, another proper human!
>>562888207This reminds me I should start applying. I got fired 2 months ago due to not having a cert for a job where my bosses hated me. I think I want to get into accounting, honestly.
>>562887090>>562887172Right but I'm asking what other skills I could add that would be worth maybe using 0LB Pasa on a 50RB deck. I remember It's On was a real good skill during Unity. Also I have some usable Tachyon parents, but what other parents should I bring for her?
>>562888207TAKE THE JOB IDIOT
>>562888114no tail and no ears = no recognition
>>562888114Uma special forces, they are a thing in the manga>>562888267I wouldn't cleat any of the welfares, personally
consider foals
>>562888267Yes, total cleat. nothing of value here
>>562888148smart falcon, right now I havetriumphant pulseangling scheming2 greensgroundworktaking the leadprof curvatureplaytime is overfast pacedkiller tunesfront corners ooFront straights oI can probably trade 3 skills, if we count a circle as single skill, for radiant star, but I am not sure if its worth it
>>562888150>quantify how much>>562888318also to add my own little thing as prooffrom doing hundreds upon hundreds of fan runs, I can tell you when getting a stat to 1100 it would only take maybe 20 runs for a 3* spark of that stat. while anything under is like a one out of 80 runs
>>562885231What would sex with Super Creek be like?
>>562888368i was convinced the Ura PMC panels were a fan made shitpost for weeks.
>>562888107There are no other sprinters
The secret aoharu ending we never got
>>562888176damn anon, you saved me, I completely forgot its 2nd place, I hate in game descriptions well, thats front straights oo
>>562888380considered
>>562887934>AIslop of a screenshotwhy?
>>562888364I think sex with Tazuna would be heavenly. She’d always want her skirt and hat on, so it would be half clothed sex. Hell, it’d be surprising how strong she is and how tough her leg muscles are, making the leg locks all the more sexy.
>>562888267Card still good for end builders unless if you’re not a low spender. Sure it’s a cleat
>>562884246We have a few avatarfags and are mostly ignorable, if you don't care. But worst one is some guy that spams Ryan, especially in OPs. He would sometimes camp threads several times in a row for days to create new threads to spam OPs (last year was over a week at times) even going as far as getting jannies involved for those OP wars, when she was already very greatly disliked by /uma/. Was very active last year but seemed to stop after /uma/ got really tired of his shit. Still around tho and since /uma/ still generally hates Ryan, his new tactic seems to be to instead be to ruin hype for characters by purposefully doing that shit again when said characters are released and during their birthdays. He also has a pet dog that gets really mad when you point out that no one else does this or likes Ryan which may just be himself too.
>>562888340It's only only 1.8s so noReplace Yeppers with Tachyon witAnd borrow NY Opera
>>562888538Riko's boobs are nowhere near that big. She's practically a washboard
global niggas be like>what if I cleat this useful event SSR for an SR ticket that seems like a worthy trade then can't build fronts because they don't have wit Bourbon or can't gutsmaxx because they don't have guts yeppers
>>562887252Yes it is, the amount of semen I've lost to those two is enough to fill an olympic pool
>>562888107oh wait i just realized she's going to be on it for this string of g1 events until part 2
>>562888401hmmI think falco has enough velocity on her ownradiant star allows you to come back even without hitting anglingyes it's rng but even then if you're just first in general you get more velocity assuming it procs before the late-race or on the final stretchso yes I would drop the front corners oo to o and remove the straights and pulse for sure
As a warm welcome to all /v/ refugees, post your favorite AIslop
>>562887949post you're art
>>562888745There will not be a day where I don't press [-] for AI slop.
>>562888329Why does she eat the catfood
>>562888619That's what I was leaning towards, than you.
We just need Akikawa sex and we’ll have the dynamic trio of hot ningen characters
>>562888507Really soft and cuddly and motherly, nurturing
>>562888670Wit Bourbon will eventually be replaced by Wit Bourbon
>>562888827
>>562888267She has 0 TE which is a big downside for me, I always prefer cards with TE, but she has +2 bonus speed and +1 power, and 30% mood effect, she starts giving massive stats when your facility is lvl 4 and up, you can get tons of spd and power with her on a good summer turnStill I wouldn't cleat it because it's an SSR that counts for the TT bonusI think it is decent if you are not borrowing Topro since this will train your power while doing speed too
>>562888670>naming 2 of the 5 good welfaresI don't see you making winning aces with guts Doto or pow Tickezo
>>562888745DOTO WOULD NE-ok yeah she would
>>562888745
>>562887575i could ask for +200 more stats
>>562888670anyone who cleats any event card is a drooling retard and doesn't realise the cards give you TT bonusjust let them cleat it and brick their accounts
I'm a newfag, but compared to the shounen fun of the last event, this feels far more shoujo.
>>562888829she feeds it to her cat making her happy
>>562883489Unity is a dogshit scenario where you're at the mercy of the bubblesGOD BLESS WHISTLES IN TRACKBLAZER
>>562888745some sloppa is okay
>>562886285He's a good guy!
>>562883489>kills your run by not giving NSMFuck you Riko.
Rudolf and the Symboli family have LITERALLY negative sex appeal
>>562888735I dropped pulse because it actually does not work in fronts thanks some anon warned me.I will drop corners completely because I have enough mid race skills as you said to be honest, I can grab radiant star and straights o, I think that should be fine, now to make a kitasan to help my falco win!thanks anon you cleared my mind, there is no point in overdoing mid race if I have like her unique + prof + killer tunes + other 2 whites for it
>getting slacker right before Takarazuka>infirmary doesn't heal>slacker hits the first summer eventYep, that's a Give Up. I don't give a fuck for some Air Shakur wit card
>>562888929ballroom events are the dedicated yuribait events
>>562888914>needs the little TT bonus to retain cum positionPathetic. I only have 7% and get 720k with halfassed umas I made during the first week of MANT
>>562887501groundwork cu cks insist on bricking their stats for that skilllike you can still get it WITHOUT fucking up absolutely everythingjust focus on groundwork as the only white you need and all is goodI really don't get how they play like this
>>562888901Doto would post ai slop of her friend and go “awawawa” when she realizes it’s not the real art that was gifted to her because she accidentally had it run through an ai program
>>562887551no need to be mean (my imouto's pretty cute though, so I don't care if people tell lies), and to be clear I really like Ryan, personally. I like her story, her personality, pretty much everything about her. I just think her aesthetics are awful. I only hate her haircut.
>>562888929Ballroom events are the designated yuri pandering event which 99% of /uma/ will skip. Don't worry, they only happen once a year.
>>562889013>whistles
>>562884246Not really. There are some people we all kinda know because they show up in lobbies a lot (Kaite, Aelred, etc) but otherwise it's all anonymous. Posters known solely for their deeds in the past. The infamous Teiohog with a house full of slugs. The Curren"sister" who was crossposting to /lgbt/. The psychotic coven of fukuposters who I highly suspect are all in Mambo. etc.
>>562888507Gentle yet addicting
>>562889084
>>562889143i like it
>>562889168The club really should be renamed Matikane
>>562889090good stuff anonyou made me consider remaking my front with killer tunes, especially since I have her at mlb...good idea
>>562889220
>>562889102yeah but it's still FREE TT bonus
>>562889143It's not THAT yuri->get to thisOh okay yeah it is in fact that gay.Happy for folks who want it.
>>562889319
>>562889143I've just been skipping all the side story events since christmas, they're just kinda boring compared to the main story and careers
>>562889084You're incredibly gay
>>562889351Cygames cant help but put fag shipping into their games even the JRA can't stop them
>>562889168>The psychotic coven of fukuposters who I highly suspect are all in MamboYou know who you are but who am I
>>562889084Rudolf is pretty hot and sexy, and Sirius has a nice body not into the whole puppy thing, though?
>>562887626I was on vacation last week and got a ton of work dumped on me yesterday. On top of that I still have to do my taxes. I'm probably doing a URA run for my dailies just to keep up with the carat calculator.
>>562889331Amazing, a puny worthless bonus that won't be as relevant as a ticket that takes me closer to mlbing a card, or sparking cute umasWonder what's the correct answer
post funny /uma/ memes to show to our /v/ tourists
Hear me out
>>562885515Gotcha, I'll keep my eyes peeled if there's another opening
reminder that april is always the least profitable month for this game, coincidentally also the month where the yearly ballroom event happens
>>562889296if it helps, I used 2 speed, 3 wit, 1 pw (el) and managed to 1200 750 1100 450 1100, hope you get something you like anon
>ballroom events are /u/rineI will skip the Helios ballroom eventI will pull for Helios ballroom, because she is secondSimple as
>has a perfect elder GOD tier Kitasan with all the good frontrunner skills>changes it for a dogshit NY Opera thats equally as shit as the others in chronothat kitasan had DDPP Groundwork Ignite Spirit WIT and tons of good greenswhy did this retard do it?
i dont think theres such thing as too much mid race all the fronts are bitch fighting constantly and after position keep turns off all velocity skill lengths go in the bank full value
Who isn't a lesbian in Tracen at this point?
>>562889143>event where there's a school dance and people have to ask a date to it>(You) are not even in the story>it's all girls dancing with each otherREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME AN IMMERSIVE FANCY DANCE DATE SIM WITH MY TRAINEE ITS NOT FAIR
>>562889168>The psychotic coven of fukuposters who I highly suspect are all in MamboAs a Mambo member, this is true and real
>>562889469nigga 1 ticket is worth 2 dailiesyou can't get the event card back so easily
>>562889168>>562889434Why don't you just rename ourselves FukuF0ckers or something then? No one will see the Fuku secession from Mambo coming, hehehe...
I'll never get tired of LTG memes randomly appearing in different parts of the internet
>>562884246Teioposter is the only one worth knowing
>>562885778If that Brianfag was the one that only posts female trainer x uma stuff or yuri with her and other umas then that anon was me. I still remember when I spent the entire day playing through her career and liveposted about it.
Nobody in Mambo actually cares about Tannhauser so might as well rename it to Fuku
>>562889669You’re dancing with either Riko or Tazuna atop of the roof
i unlocked recreation with a pal card not in my deck
/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie: the series has a spot for one cool toreina like (You) in search of an S-flavored club!Reply to apply!We're waiting on an anon that was traveling to get back in a few days at this point, but I suppose there's no harm in one last recruitment post to see if anyone still needs a club or would like to join if there's an opening.
This bitch just putting stickers on her laptop no way she knows most these functions.
>>562889605and you are probably right, but when you have to choose I think if you have enough mid race you can compromise and give a bit of love to late race
>>562889593I've heard people do it to sabotage the competition or something
wait a minute... if we were forced to merge with /v/ma, then that means we are effectively doubling our schizo population...
>>562889810This happened to me once, I had Riko on my deck, and then Tazuna and Anyinzawa showed up and I had recreation with 2 ningen and Tazuna
>>562889840I really doubt she doesn't know when she managed to make her own AI assistant on her laptop from scratch
>>562889818>/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie:I read this like it was second nature to me, very good
post THAT webm
>>562889909What are the /v/ma schizos like?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562889909Afaik, /v/mas only active schizo in the last couple of months was the guy spamming "ban gachas" and "go to /vg/". Certainly he wouldn't follow us here, right?
>>562889909Brother the second my 24 hour ban is up I'm out of this shithole and I'm only here to see what vibes you guys have, there will be no merging.
>>562884246there's no thread celebrities yet, only people using Teio to post about their traumas/embarrassing moments, and the NTR avatarfag who just says dumb shit masked as advice but most people just ignore him
>>562889818/v/ma torenas welcome btw
>>562889914>he unlocked the uma cuckquean deck
>>562890023
FUCK YOUR SKIN PROBLEMS
>>562890052/v/ma schizos think front runners are whale tier
I think
>>562889818The plan to destroy /v/ma from the inside out is now in place I see... good... good...
>>562889847but does even a perfectly hit radiant star give as many lengths as the mid race given up? if not then it would lose
>>562889808If the umas let me dance alone with Tazuna then they're cucking themselves because I WILL be sealing the deal
>>562890142But /uma/ schizos think that too...
Ugh, /v/man
>>562890164You Are!
>>562890080That's someone who failed the janny application (that basically has 0 requirements by the way) and seethes about every gacha game on /v/. Sometimes I randomly make a random gacha thread on /v/ to see if he finds it
>>562889909The /v/ schizo is the same guy that posts here alreadyIf we are lucky he caught so many bans his IP range is fried now, so we won't have to suffer the scat gore posting anytime soon
I do like two bitches being bitchy, though.
>>562890052There aren't any. There were Seiunlets but the selector saved them
How do I run 40 races on my aces? Do every 3 races and hope to not get skin outbreaks and mood downs?
>>562890241cute bamboo memory art
Post THAT image
>>562890187>trainees dance with their friends >leaves you alone with Tazuna >you two have your own private dance>spend the night together at your place >trainee breaks into your room hours later to see you balls deep in Tazuna
>>562890265you only do 3 races in a row 3-4 times
>>562890262What the fuck is a Seiunlet schizo like? That sounds so dull and boringYou niggas are the normalfags of 4chan holy shit
>>562890296Stop this already.
>>562890234oh its that faggot
>>562890227Are they obscure ones?
little do they know /v/ma and /uma/ are the same posters
>>562890381>>562890265not counting the end-of-year thing that makes you safe from racing too much*
>>562890227I'm not sure exactly, but the v/ma schizo was really prominent. Each thread would have like 10 posts by him. One time jannies banned him, and like 20 posts got deleted out of 150 in the thread at that time. Looking up "umautist" or "horse trannies" in the archive would show a clearer picture.>Sometimes I randomly make a random gacha thread on /v/ to see if he finds itKek
>>562889818>just fill in for this guy who is gone for now>and even if you are good or better we are still going to kick you for this guyno thanks, retard bitch
>>562888745we (vee) looooove ai slop
>>562889808>private party for trainers on the roof>i'm leaning on the fence looking at the stars having a profound emotional moment with my coworkers Aoi Kiryuin, Riko Kashimoto, and Tazuna>we smile at each other>the wind blows>Tazuna's hat flies off>I'm pushed off the roof to ensure my silenceall of this could have been avoided if cygames simply let me ask the girls to the dance instead.
>>562890373
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Seiunlet>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seiunlet’. >499 results found.
>>562890543retard
>>562890404A guy that was seething about not having Seiun. There's a much bigger screencap somewhere but I can't find it
>>562890637Yes that's me
there was a Seiunfag in the JP thread back when the game first released that always posted "trust the plan" with a picture of her, he quit before she even released.
>/uma/ lore>complex stories and tales, figures stepping out of legends, recurring characters and drama akin to greek myth>/v/ma "lore">uhhh some people didnt get seuin sky but then later they did
do I survive kikuka sho at 350 stamina late surger or should I buy a white skill
>>562890543>makes things up nobody said to get mad aboutwhy are you like this anon? obviously the anon that went on vacation for a couple months isn't expecting someone to get kicked for them, you look for the surest thing and get the next person in only when and if there's even a spot
>>562890834we only had 2 important tales, the mambo in incident and dacchi's cup
>>562890886I always buy a white if I have less than 600 stam, or 500 as late/endBut maybe it'll work out who knows
>>562890834because this general like almost all generals is just a step below being a Discord server while /v/ma actually talked about the game
>>562890886what's your guts like? 400+ is fine, any less and with 350 stam it gets a little sus. be sure to check the weather and track conditionsI would buy a white anyway, if it's cheap enough
>>562890834You could've said "I'm a gay little faggot rape my face" in fewer words
>>562890834>Mambo had a flatliner and was supposed to die but then the flatliner left and Mambo got A+ rankwoah really nice, complex lore, nigger
>>562889818982934603950
I think i will download Nikke
>>562889593Why would I help you to build strong aces for a measly 100 Club Points a day?
>>562890886just do tiara the cost of a white is already more than the stats lost
Okay but I really really really really really really love Stego.
Related to the seiunlet situation, a question to /uma/:Did anyone make a tulpa of an uma?
>>562889669Unfortunately for you and many others Cygames has deemed Torena-san's existence as unnecessary for event stories since the very beginning and will continue to do so
>>562890959>>562890981>>562891145just decided to gambleglory to sega
>Oguri's that move up too far into 1st and 2nd lose>Oguri's that stay in 3rd and 4th winHmmmm I'm nyooooticing
>>562890978>/v/moids undervaluing the emotional intelligence of /uma/hmph! typical
>>562891192are you perhaps GAY?
>>562890978theres that line of thinking omnipresent in /v/ againan actual analogy that works is the idea that /v/ is like a youtube video, its short, concise and about a specific topic, whereas /vg/ is a twitch stream. its constantly on, and thusly has lulls. but even THAT is not really applicable in this specific case because /v/ma is literally just a general thread on /v/ a la the touhou threads or the f-f-f-f-f-friday night motherfuckers threads, or any other such faux-general. with the same personalities, people, posting styles, and more. you can sit on your high horse, but then you realize you're on rice shower, and im on urara. neither of us are high up>>562890901>deletedheh
>>562890978>>562891042>>562891073/v/trannies melting
>>562891204a game for me...
>>562891192Okay but you should really really really really really really really really kill yourself
>>562891226DO NOT POST SLOPPA OF MY ONEESAN
>>5628911343.5 anni is coming up real soon so now is a good time to start playing for free gibs
>>562891203yes
Welcome /v/maRemember to insult incompetent sloptuber like seriru aka witgod, but we actually call him wittard. He has alot of shills in here that slobs on his tiny nip dick.
>>562890369>Look up and see my trainee>go 'OH SH->it's too late to pull out because I'm already nutting inside of Tazuna (no condom) and she's leglocking me with the force of 1000 hungry Oguris
>>562889818>/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie: the seriesWhat, no musical adaptation?
Post yuri
>>562891269dont give these tranny insect any attention
>>562891360We actually call him Witfraud
>>562891360t. vivloscuck slurper
>>562885128Aelred-sama my love... I pray for your safe return to /uma/ every single night.
>>562891121Danchou, NOT this one!
>>562889818How many fans do I need per month?
>>562891421Based, enjoy your stay
>>562891296He won't, but may I?
>>562891360WitGOD unbelievers aren't welcome in these halls.
>>562891463He was hosting a bunch of rooms during CM11.
>>562891421fuck off we love witgod
>>562887684>objectively weaker than TB onesNo they're not. You get up to 1.6k speed (effectively 1400 speed since stats above 1.2k are halved) and more skill points. One of the first umas I made in GL blew out my best MANT uma by a comfortable margin.
>>562891360shut the fuck up you piece of shit
>>562891282
>>562891261Link me to a single fucking post in this thread where anybody talked about playing the game. Advice on a career, CM prep, etc. There's legitimately not a single one it's just ecchi spam for 670 fucking posts
>>562891042why would I say it when you just said it for me? I will now rape your face while I accept your concession.
>>562886895I won my CM thanks to topro poster
>>562891403
I decided to look ahead for GL, what the fuck am I looking at here?https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-liveIt looks like a bunch of nonsense.
>44% winrate on public roomsUh, is it good enough? Can I prepare for CM13 now?
so when they are fixing falcon event?
>>562891510okay, this is fine
oi oi oiwhy are we against funposting now
>>562891497You must do all of your borrows each day, 5 million fans a day, 150 million a month
>>562891620
>>562891567you can fuck off back to /v/ then, nobody wants you here faggot
>>562891567>>562885320
>>562891567thats because its just inter-board shitflinging perpetuated by the retarded tranny janniesgo back to before you faggots were foisted upon us and you'd see actual game related postsalso you clearly didnt understand my 1st grade level analogy
>>562891662You actually think nips can code lmao they're just going to give us everything after the event ends
>>562891360despicable Oberon, enemy number one of /uma/...
Guess the blue
>>562891652sounds good bwo
>>562891754Speed*2
For ace runs do you guys just do the tiara? It feels like a waste not doing the crown with crown parents because if the ace run fails then I'm stuck with a mismatched line.
>>562891626train -> get music notes -> use music notes to buy songs -> buy every song every 6 months or your run is brickedthat's it
>>562885128real? the betrayer has been laid low? dare i hope...?
>>562891567>career advice>with MANTLMAO /v/nigs really are the casuals
>>562891121hi anon! are you okay with going up to s-rank activity?>>562891395this is a good idea. . . >>562891497i haven't checked this month's minimum but last month it went up to 90 because of every run being so many fans. so about 3m per day average.
>>562891754I'd use that even if it's guts 1*
>>562891514I also like to tell lies
>>5628917543 wit
>they thought we could match a playerbase that at this time was twice as big as ours and came out at a point when everyone was stuck in their homes and had nothing better to do but play videogames
>run for TT uma>every skill hint under the sun>ace uma>only get debuffs and recoveries
>>562891662They won't, they'll just silently give us the community gibs in the mail.
>>562891874just admit it's a skill issue
>>562891676I'm getting tired of Xoguri the CM: The Movie. When do we leave mediumslop?
>>562891874lmao pathetic globalkek copeyou fags are weaker than JPGODS
>>562891567Don't like it? Then leave, invader. You have no rights here either.
>>5628917543* Power alongside two other parents with 3* Power each creating an unstoppably useful parent you will use forever !!!
>>562891923Post your 30M fans a day, skillful-kun
>>562891713They already changed it to 2 trillion nigger trash
I got the perfect xoguri but no medium S. Please tell me this is enough
>>562891836once a flatlining nigger, always a flatlining niggernot everyone tolerates it the way Mambodanchou does (allegedly)
>it's just ecchi spam for 670 fucking postsmake it 671
>>562891926In my room matches I hardly see the Oguri win. It's usually a front runner that got away with Oguri not far behind at 2nd or 3rd place.
>>562892003lol
>>562891991I FUCKING wish that was the case
>>562891874"it was during the pandemic" cope is so hilarious, the event happened in April 1st 2022 bro no one was using masks or staying inside anymore
>>562892003It is good enough bwo
>>562892003Medium S is mandatory bwo. Unless you have firm course menace and spring runner + right handed...
>>562892003It is enoughIt's not
>>562892002It was always 2 trillion, i swear Americans are retarded and cant into numbers.AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
BROS?????????
>>562891801I still do triple crown, for Kikuka Sho you just need to switch to late >>562892003Medium A Oguri here, I'm losing the mirror match hard on public rooms. It just sucks since it was a fast learner run with a bunch of midraces. I might drop Dominator for a real ace just in case
>>562892003>gutslet
this game is shit
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH FALCO-CHAN PLEASE ACCEPT MY 300 MILLION FANS INTO YOUR WOMB RIGHT NOW
When did /v/ show up and why do they hate fun?
>>562892062>no one was using masksI was there last month, half the fucking country is STILL masked up, this is not just "go to work when you aren't feeling well" level of masking Japan was always known for.
>>562892039explode nigger, if that's 7* pwr then it's good enoughif you didn't use 3* blue grandparents that's on you
>>562892168Surely Panic at the Disco is fine.
We almost reach the first reward guys ganbatte!
>>562892181they imported a lot of pajeets recently
>>562892161why is she wearing panties over her panties? what girl clothing foolishness is this
>>562892168I only know about the small things song and I think greenday was the hand holding a grenade
>>562892039Fixable with the Tachyon event, die
>>562892031The true sign of a healthy thread desu
>>562892168>Fall Out BoySit's Boy, no Smake it again
>>562892251
Next thread will be butter...
>>562891801For medium/long CM Aces you may as well go for the crown if your uma has the Long aptitude. You should have enough stam if your run is going wellFor Mile CM idk, you won't be bringing that much stam but with the career buff to your stats you could do it if you ran as Late
>>562892187its 6*power unfortunately, glue it is...
>>562892268Go train dirt Umas you freak.
Any good skills I can buy on XOguri's career so she actually wins consistently? Going through with no Ult is rough
>>562892314we should actually up the ecchi posts and talk about uma sex even more
>>562892168Maru wouldn't listen to punk slopShe'd be stuck at the disco/funk era
>>562891567Posting ecchi to scare off /v/, big boobies!
>>562892395>post the numbersuhm uhhh nyo
>>562891567We literally have multiple pdf guides on MANT, what does /v/ have?
>>562892262I only saw one Indian guy there, and he happened to be one of the only people that actually gave up their seat on the train for my elderly mother when almost none of the Japanese would. I did every time I saw an older lady come in and a lack of seats, but everyone else was just glued to their phones.
pump is useless only redshift dober and nsm are good for cm12
>>562891843Yeah, i should be fine if I know the quota.
which uma would give me a humiliating femdom handjob while forcing me to sniff her stinky shoes?
>>562892284More layers == stuffier smell
>>562892440Sure but let's tone down the summer maru or I'll unironically buy a selector for her if my cock gets any harder
>>562892420>using that seiunwhy
>>562892251Did JP really farm that many fans in the same time? Don't they have like statistics about players? Should have added career auto sooner Cyjews
>>562892486I'll join you with that~boooo booo!
>>562892395If it were scripted they wouldn't publicly humiliate us like this
>>562892430I just end up buying u=ma2 hydrate and 777 right before the Kikuka Sho and breeze through the rest of the career
>>562892507Saar pleaseYou don't need to cover up for yourself here, we're all brown
>speedwhatever
>>562892608it was an ace run and i was trying to get medium S out of it
>>562892496They have a MANT video guide
>>562892636JP had a lot more players, or something like that.
>>562892168Do I pass the unc check if I say I know things like Whine Up and Hollaback Girl
>>562892545I don't have DoberI spent a week making a passable Ryan parentIt's teiover for me
>>562892647>script it to talk shit about globaldevilish
>>562892636they actually play the game anon, unlike us who just shitpost while running our OCR sweep for 1 career every 7 hours
>>562892687I'm Chinese, actually. Maybe they wouldn't give up their seat for her out of racism, but I think they were just too busy on their phones to notice.
>24 hours of in/v/asionhow long are we gonna tolerate this?
>>562892605Buy it, buuuuuuy it! Is it even still up actually?
>>562892760What were you scalping?
>>562892608that seiun isn't even bad?
>>562892545NSM on Xoguri is so good, it's not even fair if there's enough fronts in the lobby (which is why I'm running V Bourbon)
It's a bit out of order, but CM1 Taurus was the Tokyo Yushun - Japanese Derby, CM6 Libra was the Kikka Sho. This upcoming CM12 Aries is the Satsuki Sho.If you won Taurus and Libra with the same trainee, winning Aries with them would make them a CM Triple Crown Trainee.After this, Taurus 2 will be the derby again, but there will never be another kyoto 3000m CM, so to anyone who lost Libra 1 me YWNBACMTCW you will never be a champions meeting triple crown winner
What am I supposed to do runs for if I got good enough umas for the next two CMs and my team trials doesn't need improving yet
>/v/ and /uma/ discoursewhy don't ya just fight it out on the track with a lobby
>>562892810I was there to kick all the deer. ALL of them.
when is the next big keiba race we're going to watch together?
>>562892812I was trying to bait, I like it>>562892697fair enough
>>562892768It's mostly them tolerating us.. >>562892863Prepare your Mummy Creek/OG Pasa parents for Mile CM
>>562892863farm fan titlesmake better parentsmake even better umas for cm
>>562892863Danchou
>>562892906BASED Nara militia. The deer are getting too uppity
>>562892584oh so falco is one of "those" girls who wears clothes specifically to sell them later... souka...
wait so JP nikis farmed 3x as many fans under even worse conditions (not being able to bulk purchase items in MANT shops etc)?
>>562892945Oka Sho this weekend iirc
>>562892863I just work on trying to make Sweepy not be retarded when making parents (impossible)
>>562892862I not only lost Libra, I failed out of it - 0 wins out of 20 in Group A Round 2. Total. Fucking. Jobbing.
>>562892862My triple crown winner? Oguri Cap (as in peak) of course.
>>562892863Earn completionist for your umafu. Those Dirt Sprints are a bitch and a half.
>>562892638boooo boooo... boobies!Oh no big boobs, watch the fuck out /v/, argghh not the sexy cleavage that will make your dick hard, noooo how could this happen?
>>562892862>lost CM1>Golshi won CM6Fuck it I'm gonna golshi game for this CM, thanks anon
>>562893013nigger it was covid times nobody was working and everyone was homealso it was covid weekend
>>562892486>>562892638My paizuri slave
>ctrl + f "/v/">83 results
>>562892862My oshi didn't come out in time for CM6...
>>562892906fuck those nara deer man. one of them literally bit me in the dick through my jeans when i visited. evil creatures.
>>562892945Oka Sho on the 12th
This thread sucks
>>562892997The funny thing is I don't think it was ever proven that that asshole that kicked a deer even was Chinese, the Japanese just assumed he was.
>>562893075I thought about this, but what do you do if one of the Legend trophies is her?
>>562892636Their Falco event dropped during covid and on a weekend
>>562893013they also had longer than 3 days
>>562893098excuses excuses
>>562892863Join my club and farm fans for me
>>562893263>>562893263>>562893263>>562893263
>>562893094what shall we do? we can't just keep posting busty Eishin or else we will scare them off..
>>562893147
>>562892547Excellent! We don't use a static quota, it's a competitive rank and the minimum is determined by the cutoff at the bottom 10 ranks not any one recurring number (specifically I use 90th rank since any below is pure gamble). Since you're starting a week late go for 70 as a personal minimum for this month! Above 90ish is where the fight for S+ will begin, but you can try for that next month depending on how you feel.
Did Unity/Mantblazer kill BushGOD? Where can I find all of his works?
the japanese falco event dropped during ura finale on their schedule, and during a national mandatory gaming vacation where the emperor gave every citizen a 999,999,999 caret tax refund. its simply not fair. global cant compete because we're all getting drafted for WW3.
>>562893075I thought I liked RaisuIt turns out that I do not, in fact, like Raisu holy shit, I fucking kneel. This is a Ricefag, everyone take note.
>>562893013Yes. And JP simply had much more players. 30 million monthly quota was barely B+ tier back then.>>562893098>2022 >covid
>>562893193eventually true for everyone. Rice hasn't had a legend race yet but she does in a few months. The completionist title only requires the career trophies. The legend trophies are for personal satisfaction.
>>562893304It's a necessary sacrifice for the greater good...
>>562893382you like rice you're just not obsessive, and that's healthy and fine.
>>562893317No he's right, deer are assholes basically everywhere and I don't know why Nara babies them so much, I don't care if they're sacred.The island with Itsukushima Shrine off of Hiroshima has deer too but there's signs that say "Deer are wild animals, do not feed them or go near deer that have antlers!"
>>562893527I guess I have no choice, huh...
>>562891620Need Ardan sex..
sorry danchode, dont feel like doing my runs until i see good Tamamo lewds
>>562894182Good enough?https://files.catbox.moe/66beld.jpg
>>562894182request what you want to see her doing and I'll do my best i guess
