Previous: >>562893263>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562905621I HATE CURREN
first for FUCK /v/IGGERS
>>562905621
>joined late so couldn't pull on the uma that I made my wife>the ticket is still up in the carat shop>her skills fucking suck and if I saw her defeated face during a cm I'd lose itHow do f2p oshigamers cope with training their waifu just for her to lose?
I love Curren!
We wuv /v/ma here.
>>562905621We love Falco, shes trying so hard!
Umanko Soba
>>562905804I don't care about winning or losing. I just want to see my oshis race!
>>562905804Don't be f2p
>>562905697I'm borrowing an NTR for Firm Menace so I'm just not sure if her + KSB would give me even better power and speed highrolls off of training and if the 5RB would offset that in any way.Maybe the extra TE and Prof. is just better in every way
>>562905804By maintaining a pull plan for your wife’s sakePlan your carats meticulously to give her the strongest cards and inherits you possibly can
>>562905768need Ryan to do this to me
>>562905792
>>562905858Danchou....stop posting in this shithole
>>562905804by leaving her as your homescreen and making meta picks, or just go 1 oshi 2 meta. Or if you have the power of sweat, ANY uma can be meta with the right skills
/v/ma representitive here. We talked on our Discord and decided that we wanna add some stuff to the OP, who from here should I talk to?
>>562905804If you have your oshi you can just roll on support cards so being f2p doesn't mattee
Stand aside Falco, Curren can take care of the fans~
>>562905804Ayabebros is that you
>>562905950Iinchou...
TAISHIN TESUTOOOOO
>>562905972MeOne kiss per character changedTwo per character if it’s part of a link
>>562906008I bet
reminder that /v/ma is our little sister, no bulling allowed
>>562906085Curren's trillion umafans subs...
>>562906159so we can rape her?
>>562905972You can talk to me! I won't do anything though
>>562906159i'm gonna touch her
Mayano after I cum inside her (she got pregnant and Ines was working the register when we got a morning after pill so now all of Tracen knows)
My Princess.
>>562905804My oshi, blond uma with drill hairs that has a weak bladder isnt out yet.
>>562905362I'm not proud of it but I'd 100% wear a collar if a woman I liked gave it to me.I am the target audience.
iinchou died today pay your respects with f
I'm posting again cuz it's been a few days and i checked the rentry and wasnt able to join any of the clubs so if any of the clubs have a spot, i'd like to join.my trainer id is : 991579673446, im pretty active but not the best player.
>>562906287ゴリゴリ
>>562906249Morning After pills have to be taken before ovulation happens to be effective; if she was already pregnant, they would have no effect.Immersion ruining detail. Its like you dont even care about impregnating your umawife.
>>562906159That little sister hates us and 50% of it is banned and 50% doesn't want to be here.
>has to get Curren's helpUhhh Falcokeks?
>>562906380you've already missed the club rush for the month, bwo...
>>562902465>>562906145The same goes for McDonald's burgers. Things can actually last for a good while like for more than 3 months as long as refrigerated which makes me question what the fuck they're made of.
>>562906159I've been collecting a lot of imoutos during my time on 4chan huh...>>562906425Sounds just like a real imouto.
>>562906408UMAneko...When Horses Neigh...
>>562906508
>>562906409It's effective for as much as 72 hours after sex. Sperm are not fast swimmers.
>>562905943>>562906001What if one of her possibly better cards was of herself. Now that I think of it guess that didn't make Kitasan or Bourbon bad, but they have good skills so they can overcome that hurdle
>>562906508Reminds me of that one YouTube video I watched years ago where the MacDonald's burger lasted for several months without going bad
>>562905804my oshi is in june and im just straight up not spending anything until then
This event has been the biggest character humiliation ritual I have ever seen in a game>Falco needs 3 trillion fans>fails miserably>her rival Curren comes in and gets a trillion fans instantly>Falco still can't get 2 trillion fans>Curren will likely get another trillion which means she will get more than Falco in Falcos own eventDelete Falco from the game already any person in her shoes would have committed suicide by now.
>>562906708Then get an alternativeWho is your oshi?
>>562906841>her rival Curren comes in and gets a trillion fans instantlydid I miss something?
>>562906819thought she was a pineapple from the thumbnail
Ningen women are simply superior to Umamusume
>>562906508I ate a filet o fish once that had been sitting in my cousins fridge that had a bit of fuzzy mold growing on it. It had a slightly fruity taste to it but tasted exactly the same as a normal filet o fish if not a little muted. Didn't get sick either
>>562906843Hishiama
>>562905804just do your best and be proud of whatever she's able to accomplish. I brought Rice Fucking Shower to sprint CM and dirt CM. I didn't win, but she was able to claim victory in a few rounds, and that's amazing. She's one of 3 umas who has to get 1st place in tenno sho spring. So many careers ended there as I lowballed and cut corners, but seeing her beat all the meta sprint/dirt umas even just a single time each CM is all the satisfaction I need.As long as you seriously tried and the veteran you're bringing to the CM isn't a shoddy cope inclusion, you can have a blast rooting for her for 81 races, and if you're lucky she may just surprise you.
>>562906923Cygames released an animation with Curren getting fans too. The requirement dropping from 3 trillion to 2 trillion is because Curren got 1 trillion fans for the event
WHY ARE THE THREADS SO FAST AGAIN!?!??!
Mejiro
>>562907014you are actually disgustingmold is the one thing I can't handle, especially fuzzy moldremind me to not kiss you ever
>>562905804who is she though??
>>562907060holy humiliation ritual
>>562905621>we now can fan farm for Curren ChanI will now play your event Cygames
>>562907005If they're so superior why didn't you post a ningen?
would you?
>>562907005>Tazuna>Ningen
All of my runs today have had at least 3+ mood down events and multiple pre debut sleep deprived, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my account
>>562907191Naturally
>>562907191Yes, eaten in one bite
>>562907076/v/CHADS OWN THIS PLACE
>>562907159>fans start accelerating faster with CurrenI'm nyooticing
Silence Suzuka
>>562907191yeahIt's been a long day tho so after my three runs I will have to put uma musume down for today
>>562907210did you buy a carat pack? that usually gets me a high roll
>>562906989I would tell everyone but king and pandora to leave.
>>562907106I'm here to kiss and rape(gently) all Ricefags
>>562907191I like to make a big deal about HATING CURREN and I still don't like her but I'd probably still hug her.
>>562907306might as well get a femboy over this
>>562906732I didn't know that and had to find it out myself after I noticed it once lasted for 2 weeks and remained unchanged without any mold and the taste remains unchanged after microwaving, and then proceed to test how long it can actually last. I currently have 2 burgers in my refrigerator that's around 3 months old. Although, I only knew about the one in a museum and still looks the same or without any mold >>562907014>mold Weird. Maybe the fish based ones have less shelve expectancy, unsurprisingly.
>>562907049BasedWasn't there also a guy who won a non-dirt cm with Urara?
>>562907306That is so erotic wtf
>>562907159gomen ryanbro, but Curren will make me play the game more than ryan ever could
>>562907306SEX
>>562907345Different ricefag here. I'd kiss and pretend to be raped by daiwa scarlet even if she had a moldy burger earlier that day.
>>562906989I would ask Ai, Cesario, and Tact to have sex with me
>>562907210RNG is a misnomer. There is no true random in computing systems. Random number generators use a variety of variables to simulate randomness but those variables make it offer consistent randomness. If one of the variables is the day’s date, then we might see a lot of players reporting bad mood down events consistently during specific days for example.
>>562907076Your /v/ma BVLLS are here to mark you. Open wide, sissy
>>562905858danchode, we're near 1000, do something...
>>562907060If Curren is able to get 1 trillion fans immediately like that then does that mean the uma world is more populated than our own?
>>562907345you stay away, mister!!but I do like it gentle...
>>562907513I see we've got a new tylenol kid in town
I did one run today and already feeling tired, I'm going to get high and masturbate to Mirako until my balls are drained, then I will watch a movie or whatever until I fall asleep
>>562907371>I currently have 2 burgers in my refrigerator that's around 3 months old.I'm a brokeass but not as bad as you holy fuck
>>562907550I dont think Mayano would say this
Mambo kicked me to make space for /v/manons...
>>562906202
Are we actually faster than usual? Post the PPM chart of the previous thread
>>562907023That is rough, yeah, her power card is End core for a whileJust make sure you hit Sweep Wit at least
>>562907639Aelred wouldn't let this happen. Mambo you need to talk to your danchou...
WE DID IT, BWOS
>>562907639fake, should've used a mambo image
>>562907639Based. /v/manons have dramatically improved thread quality and deserved your spot.
>>562906308she got fucking ROBBED in the adaptation, fuck that gay shitVN route, however? Based as fuck. We need an uma like her NAOArdan comes close but doesn't quite get there
>>562907740Mission accomplished. Let’s go home, bwos.
Who tf buys and stores fast food hamburgers for later
>>562907612Curren counts each individual sperm as a fan
>>562907639Made me look.It will take 3 more days of bullying danchou before he does the needful
>>562907740we can Crystal the card to mlb now
>>562907829me>t. live in the middle of nowhere and sometimes I want something fat
is there some secret rigged code inside the game that makes you lose every time in g3 races with nishino flower as rival during junior year???????
why is Falco such a bitch the Curren mission that's happening right now just wants me to do 10 runs in a week.
>>562907829Oguri would do this
>>562906484Right thanks, guess i'll just check in every now and again to see if theres any spots.
>>562907882your account seed sucks, it's over for you
>>562907882She hungers for c(l)ocks
>>562907829My flatmate works at maccas and pockets a couple burgers every day to put in our fridge. We typically have about 10-12 burgers in there at any time so we just live off of those
Is it worth it to use borrows to make grandparentsI don't really understand how looping works but you have a higher chance to get the white spark if everyone in the lineage has it right
>>562906380Are you ok with a club that's not on the list?
>>562907958Oguri would not be able to stop herself from eating it all on the spot
>>562908038are you looking for another flatemate..
>>562908058Yes and yes /v/ma bwo
>>562907731I'm on it!
>>562908058As a grandparent? YesTo make grandparents? No
>nips got this event over a weekend during covidI actually hate cygames wtf were they thinking releasing it at 2 trillion for global on a work weekend
>>562908058if you're not going to do ace runs for the day, sure
>>562908092But how will she get a midnight snack?
>>562907630I did 5 runs. That sounds good, now I wanna fap too... what movie are you gonna watch?
>>562906380If no one has kidnapped you yet, HonseFun just opened up a slot, let me invite you
>>562907882She's a DEMONIt's only gonna get worse once she gets added to the game and the NPC gets her unique
>>562908097heartwarming: granny sees a smartphone for the first time
>>562907882You merely lack Princess Power
>>562908178My computer exploded opening this be careful
>>562908058looping is basically using a veteran uma with terrible blues/pinks but has either (a) a large amount of whites or (b) has a 3* white that you really want like groundwork or spurt. This is because the higher the star, the higher the chance of a skill being inherited too.
>>562908280I wish I was Helios in this pic
>>562905804It's the same way I approach fighting games, but I realize most people are too cowardly to risk failure in fighting games too.I don't care who's meta, I don't like doing what everyone else is doing, and I'm not going to be #1 on the leaderboards even if I did.I just want to see how well I can do with my favourite characters.
>>562908142Thats what trainer is for
I want to sneak into Rice's dorm while she's out and raid her laundry hamper for all of her underwear
>>562908178Not a single good post from honse fun this month...
>>562908280I wish I was Palmer in this pic
MY FUCKING FAST LEARNERI HADNT GOTTEN FAST LEARNER SINCE FUCKING FEBRUARYFUCKFUCKFUKCFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>562908178thanks dude.
>whale to get Eishin Flash on her banner>single roll I got from cleats>got her againt-thanks cygames!
I want to sneak into my Trainer's apartment while he's out and raid his laundry hamper for all of his shirts
>>562908436Your clocks?
>release day: bro she's the most broken uma the beginning of the end it's nyover>current day: 0 cms where she's dominant, and in 2 months she'll be absolutely obsoleteSummer Maru is the biggest fraud in the game lmao marufags in shambles
Holy shit I'm going to bust.Yes, I know, I'm a newfag, this Oguri will still end up being my best trainee so far I gurantee.
>>562908528OF COURSE THEYRE GONE YOU FUCKER GOD I HATE THIS GENERAL READ THE GODDAMN ROOMI HOPE /v/ REFUGEES PLAGUE THIS PLACE FOREVER AND YOU ALL BECOME A TWITTER SCREENCAP FARM
>>562905804if your oshi has NSM, coolif your oshi doesnt, get NSM from Yukino Bijinpretty much the only way to make oshi gaming viable off meta. it's all Xoguri soulless neigha gaming now
>>562908553She's you Q/v/een you disgusting /vg/ troon
>>562908372What fighting games do you play, DaiSca gwo? I'm sort of the same but I play chars that flow well with how I push buttons. I do try to pick up sexy or big booby chars whenever I can though.
>>562907882Yeah, it's called pull for Nishino Flower next week so you become the enemy
>>562908594Perhaps try winning your races next time?
>>562908158I have been wanting to watch The Wicker Man from 1973 since my father recommended it, but I haven't put time to watch it for real, I'mma be high as fuck in 15 minutes so I doubt I'll watch it
>>562908436kkksho is literally just a stam checkdon't have 500, you don't take itI've been blocked by the dying umas in long races like twice since launch
>>562908615Is nimble nav enough? I don't want to torture myself with the bijin card
>>562907634>>562907829It's for the times I'm too lazy to buy and out of things to eat. Always having food with long shelf life is a great thing plus I only eat once or twice a day so I have no problem stocking up. I mainly live off water when I get a little bit hungry.
>>562908504No problem, welcome in! :D
>>562908553Glad I pulled her in 2 tenners so I can still nut to her without feeling bitter
I FUCKING HATE Sirius Symboli
>>562908559Grats newanon
>>562907740WEEIIIIIInow 1.6T to go!
>>562908553>shamblesjust means we're honest oshigamers
i just helped my wife install sweepy and i havent seen her look so relieved in months
>>562908735I've persisted on a diet of eating nothing all day and then having 4 packets of maggi beef in a single bowl at the end of the day for the past several weeks
>>562908763You'll understand her appeal one day.
Getting skills to deal with getting blocked? Pshaw, just pray to the power GODS to just ignore that.I've personally seen a high-power Ryan weave through Uma traffic jams so horrific it should end up with deaths.
>new falco card has a fan bonus at 2LB during the event>you can't get it past 0LB until the event is overreally highlights how much thought they put into this
>>562908553She won me 2 CMs, gave me countless super easy careers, and made my dick hard, what exactly is in shambles again?
I like oshigamers cause they are more likely to cosplay their waifu
>>562908734I'm winning with only nimble
>>562909019I can confirm!
>>562908856>>562909017Enjoy dropping her the minute her card is released and even mutants can do her job better
I guess i'm making team trials Jordan today.
>>562908992Your crystals gwo?
I FUCKING LOVE Sirius Symboli
>>562909074Post the open mouth Kita
Why is sweepy trying to start a new instance of herself whenever she has to start a new run
WHEN IS MY WIFE RELEASING CYGAMES?
>>562909087Just like Bourbon is useless because she can't user her wit card, right retard?
>>562907829my sibling
>>562909074When bwo shows up looking like this
>>562908138>bwo believes Cygames did anything but copy and paste>bwo believes Cygames thinksBwo…
>>562909069Could you please share your Dia? I'm trying to build a Dia ace and I'm wondering what a winner looks like.
>>562909087>metatard can't understand what oshigaming meansI have hoguriI'm not gonna run her because finals matchmaking doesn't give a shit about how strong you are unless you're literally hitting the literal ceilling of the scenario's powerlevel
the SAVIOR of global
>>562908734for late surger, nimble navigator would be enough if you already have On your left + dober unique inherit, which is quite the standard late surger that works for anyone
>>562909253many such cases
>>562908734It's NN's 20% versus NSM's 40%, both for 3 seconds, though that time is scaled up a bit since this is a 2000m track. Any accel you can get is good accel, so you'd still want more than the one, but I do know I'd absolutely want the white over not having it.
>>562909192>Just like Bourbon is useless because she can't user her wit cardNot yet. Just give it time. She's next.
>>562909124already used them all on special week
>>562908641I like Street Fighter the most. Dabbled in a bunch of others. Started to get into GBVSR for a bit, but haven't played much fightan since Uma global released.Breast size is not a factor in my character choice, but I usually prefer nimble characters and they tend to have small booba.
Are Eager or All I've got good for late surgers at all?
Rudolph keeps eating my clocks.
>>562909367>>562909087I love how retards who have preached for MONTHS how certain fronts will be "invalidated" by their support cards yet never say what front replaces themkinda like they have no idea how this shit works and are just quoting a brown youtuber
>>562908138>during covidit was already 2022 bro
>>562908594Losing? Couldn't be the Cap.
>>562909367Who will the main Fronts be after Bourbon Wit comes out?Kita White and Helios?
>>562909163you can't tell me what to do!
>>562909445>is reliable midrace velocity goodNo.
>>562909248Here, I didn't get OYL and lowrolled wit pretty badly but she's doing surprisingly well and places top 2 frequently
>>562909594>gold right hand + firm course + Med SDamn, that sounds like a fun build
I got a 24 hour ban on /v/ma
>>562909224it's true
Nimble on all fronts team?
>>562909503YesAdd Rickey for dirt and Machan for sprint
>>562909474They'll just say suzuka since they saw a video on red skills and nothing else
>>562908312If you are talking about the inheritance at the end the star amount doesn't matter.
>>562908436Why you doing crown when you're obviously going to lose Kikuka Sho?
>>562909717Stupid sexy Shuttle...
>>562909019Oshi"gamers" don't even play the game
https://poal.me/jm5thmhttps://poal.me/jm5thmhttps://poal.me/jm5thm
>>562909698nimble is great, get it if you can. serves as a substitute for angling
>>562909507Post the open mouth Kitaplease!
>>562909250This post reeks of seethe and all I can read is "it's fine I lost using summer hag because matchmaking is random haha"
>>562908947Eating nothing for the whole day is very doable as long as your body can adapt to it. I've done it multiple times and live off water it's just your body would feel weak.Isn't 4 packets still a moderate amount considering how little those packets have.
>>562909789Depends how much time I haveThere are days where it's one and done and days where I just lie back with a 200 page doujin or an erogame and goon for hours
>>562909669it's pretty funny to watch, once she hits her ult she starts barrelling down the straight
>>562909594Thank you! I'm going to try borrowing Sirius's wit card for her when I do ace runs.
>>562909804I DON'T GET IT WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT SO BADLY I'M CONFUSED
I have a hoarding problem.
>>562909474I have not looked into fronts because they're not my style but I assume Kita would be a good-to-go, she's starving for good front cards
>>562909709Is Rickey actually good for Turf races assuming you manage to get Turf A from inspirations?
>>562909973Now post an estimate of the dimensions of that mouth
>>562909981Get MLB Ines Fujin
>>562909981You know what to do, anon.
>>562909445they're both good, pretty standard stuff..15 for 2.4s. one hits midrace 9th-5th. slightly better than position pilferthe other hits on the final straight 7th-2nd, similar to homestretch haste or tpulsejust plug everything in umalator custom skill thingy and sort by the rightmost column and buy skills from the top down. All brainwork has been removed from skill purchasing for a while now.
>>562909981just use them dude, at least the 3*sthe longer you wait the value of them drastically dropsyoure literally gambling more by not using them
>>562909690Yes bwo your outfit looks ready for the con, now stop wearing it around the house while im training her
>>562909863The last time I seethed at CM was Gemini bro. You understand that you don't go into a casino to win unless you're blowing a small nation's income on itStrange of you to try to force this "I'm so mad" impression on me. Oshigamers are literally the chillest people playing this game lol
>>5629100755th, not 7th, on All I've got
>>562910027She naturally needs greens to increase her own unique, and most of her greens are for dirt so you'd be crippling her a little but shouldn't be awful for mile
>>562910075>just plug everything in umalator custom skill thingy and sort by the rightmost column and buy skills from the top downThe what now?
not a single sausage or kalejuice this run so wit was a little low. shes very strong regardless
>>562909970Good luck bwo, I hope you can hit a highroll with her
i played 2k+ hours and torena hasnt fugged an uma once, what is this
>>562910267>Anon missed every hot spring umapyoi scene.For shame...
>>562910209your prudent positioning?
>>562910351thats a bait skill
>>562910209There should be someone reminding anons not to take Dodging Danger on Front Runners if you don't also have Prudent Positioning
>>562910209Uncapped speed is glue for this CM
>>562910064I don't have any copy of her yet. >>562910140I have 5/9 of the debut 3*'s. Will be able to farm up 3 more with stars, then I'll ticket Rice. For the 1st anni ticket I'll wait until after rolling on Sky+Brian to see what I'm still missing. Undecided between Dober and Brian.
>>562910164Every cm they post their losses and say they'll either kill themselves, drop the game or post gore/scat. Of course they're not the chillest
>>562908734My Ayabe with only nimble nav (and all the other backliner accels) has around 70% wr in pubs and maybe like 50% against oguri but it might be because I'm using double dom with all speed debuffs and a lot of people aren't
fastest glue everthanks Fine
>>562910410>post gore/scatthis is a /v/igger exclusive issue
>>562910410>everyone in a group is the samesure buddy, whatever floats your goat
>>562910061why don't you come and measure it yourself? I'm sure the results will be more accurate that way!>>562910150I want to make sure it all fits wellllimagine if my skirt started sliding down my hips and legs because it's not tight enoughthat would NOT be good news!
>>562909973The number one reason is because I think the expression looks cute. CUTE!The second reason is because I want to cum in her mouth.
the cygames intern who didnt foresee falcos event not being feasible in global is gonna have to do a blood sacrifice to cygames for being genuinely retarded
>>562910179But if you do get the greens she will be really strong right? I don't really mind needing lots of runs to grind for a good Ace but I don't wanna roll for an uma that's only gonna be used in 1 CM per year
>>562909916Its basically just a big bowls worth. I recently weighed myself and I've lost a couple kilos despite me doing jack shit movement so perhaps it's still not much in the end. I probably plow through about 7 or so liters of water a day which I think helps me not die from the unholy truckload of salt I consume
>>562910229Thanks. I'm only half-way through her career story at the moment but she's so cute that I really want to run her in this CM. I hope your Dia does well.
The probability of other life out there according to drakes equation is about 15,600,000. But because of how space works and how long it takes to travel and for light to travel. We most likely will not experience any kind of contact with the 3rd kind until we are able to leave our own backyard. While another trip to the moon is cool the amount of issues we have on our tiny ball of apes will most likely stall any meaningful progress in this field. They would of found us already if we had neighbors. We don't. We are an island. And we need boats to sail if we want to find life. And that's why I cant stop myself from eating these sizzlin fajitas.
I need biwabro(s) to come and show people the way of the oshi
>>562910315Why is there no hot spring ticket in MANTSurely it would be nice to relax after doing 40 races in a row
>>562910209how the FUCK did you get that many skills? Damndeck? I'm trying to make a medium Kita and the results have been awful
The Fine Motion posters have become Kitasan Black posters, but I can't prove it
>>562910601Your bread and water soup, bwo?
>>562910540jeez anon you just had to come out and say it, didn't you?
>>562910691
You are an European Trainer how would you go about buck breaking this Symboli?
>>562910718luv kitasan's spats
>>562910681No idea what you're doing wrong anon. This is an average front runner amount of skills
>>562910759I'm putting her on the slide.
>>562910759I would introduce her to the traditional cuisine of my native country.
>>562910621Are they good, bwo?
>>562910681i bought the hat without buying skills
>>562910681Are you buying a lot of golds?
>>562910531>imagine if my skirt started slidingskirt thats already suspiciously too small that shows everything, especially with you going out of your way to bend over all the timeThats it I want to steal this anon
>>562905804>How do f2p oshigamers cope with training their waifu just for her to lose?I train mine with the purpose of winning, so she takes most of my CM preparation by retraining her until she can win room matches. Though if she loses, I motivate myself to try harder next CM. Finals are mostly luck although you still need the correct skills. So you just need to believe and build her with the right skills and pray that the stars align during finals, like how they aligned during my dirt CM and won as a guts pace chaser although not with Teio but with Laisu.
Finally got a decent roll with Med S but absolutely dogshit luck with whites and hints for mid race skills.I hope she's in the good enough territory to maybe win some races by herself to compliment Ryan and Dober. It took me at least 10 runs and she's not even SS for the med S run.
how much lower do you think cygames is going to drop the fan requirement for falco's event
>>562910585She's basically evergreen pun intended, and only powercrept by a few umas, which happen to be the strongest front dirters yetYou have 2 years to enjoy Rickey supremacy on dirt, and if you're a madman you might find success with her on turf
Being Fenomeno is suffering
>/v/ma faggots come here for one day and these Kita troons decide to ERP in /uma/ for the 1st time everStop ruining our reputation Kitasan Nigger
>>562909172it was memory leaking like crazy so the solution was to just nuke itself and reboot every career
>>562910205you have to use your own brain to determine whether a skill is actually going to proc based on teamcomp and expecting positioning, skills with activation reqs (GW, barri, THH) won't register until you have learned enough qualifying skills.
>>562911021It’ll be a miracle if global even hits a trillion.
>>562910716I'm more of a buttered toast with tea person if I get my hands on bread
So that's how she won the fan vote...
>>562911185Pits for free?
>>562911117Sweepycide...
>>562910759>You are EuropeanAssuming I am French then the simple stench of my ass and armpits from never taking showers and covering it up with perfume will surely buck break her
I need to have sex with Chrono Genesis
>>562911185she's such a pitslut
I really really really really really really really really want to kiss Stego's belly through the little hole in her shirt.
>>562910691Not even a Nakadashi Festa fan but this was good
Pace or late xguri for this upcoming cm?
Do I need A End for my dominators? or B is enough for that purpose?
>>562911017>>562910209Do you bring stam sparks or just click stam occasionally or purely clicking power?
>>562911407Front
>>562911407I'm not sure why would you bring her as late but everyone's bringing her as pace
>>562910692That is quite ideal for me because I want to fuck Fine Motion posters and Kita posters.But especially for the former.>>562910718I like being honest with my intentions
>>562911436I’m running low stat late for sharp gaze. I don’t think ends have much of a chance anyway.
>>562911407Anywhere you want
>>562911619I must respectfully decline, sorry. I'm sure the riceposters will be happy to accommodate you
>>562911706She truly is Oguri Cap as in Peak
oguri crap as in shit
what the shit
>>562910692their posting style is making it too obvious
>>562911706oguri fat is so rotund she takes two spots in the late surger listFAT FUCK!
>>562911436You don't need any aptitudeIn fact it might be better to have worse aptitude so they stay behind if you are using them as full debuffers
post something cute
>>562911706>rice has 21.4% WR but only 650 samples>fine motion has half the win rate and twice the samplesFM fans are weak and basic. Rice fans are a small elite dedicated brotherhood.
>>562911908hmm nyo
I NEED TO WITH UMAS
>>562911963Rice cheats by quitting lobbies in a Christmas Oguri is in them
>>562911453The Grass Wonder had 6 stam sparks and 11 power sparks with 55RB. 9 stam sparks made it very consistent to hit stam requirements but she'd low roll power around 1k a lot of the time so more power is better with sparks.Variance in most runs with was between 650-800 with an average of 720 or so. I never clicked power or stamina training and she lowrolled item shop pretty hard so I assume I got lucky with race stats.
>>562911807She made her own track.
This used to be a nice neighboorhood. Then the Blacks moved in with their pits. And they started mauling every baby within a mile radius. *Sips black coffee*Damn. They even got me....
oreng
>>562911706>Dober nowhere to be seenHuh...
Sirius...
>>562911908
which recovery for s.maru this cm
>>562912090She went past, and beyond.
Croix du Nord is heading to the Spring Tenno Sho as his next race with jockey Yuichi Kitamurahttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2041714252537626944
>>562911706>Hoguri>64k JUST with pace>Bobo>36k>S. Maru>12kMy wife has finally become an off meta pick
>>562911963Ricefags are just so tense and angry. I bet you have a really tight, pink butthole. I bet you're really short and weak. Don't worry, I like little small things like you. I'll make you my own little spoilt princess
help
>>562911706>none of my umas are on this listlove running my non-meta oshis
>>562912176Triple 7s for speed carryoverCorner recovery for mid race overtakes
>>562912236uh oh too much sweeping....
>>562912191he's going for the spring triple crown like kita?
>>562905621Falco is the kind of girl who will default to UmaFans if being an umadol doesn't work out.Curren not only already has an UF, she's one of their top-earning girls.
Poor Falco...
>>562912393>top earner>botterJust like irl...
Clock check?How are my MANT bros holding up?I think I'm safe for a while.
>>562912191Isn't it way too fucking soon for them to be putting him in another race?
>>562912393I can do this pose
>>562912470I hit 0 but now I’m back up to 80 thanks to gibs
>>562912460AlmondLove danchou...
anyone found an alternative to mumu player? it keeps crashing like hell
>>562912460Yeah but Digitan is also the top spender on her content.
>>562911453i dont click stam ever or use stam spark, only at the start of the run for hints or sirius gauge. if you bring sunday and sirius its enough. for kita you can switch to late on the long tracks if you failed the stam check. this kita has 3590 sp worth of skills and thats enough to get some really sick times. the fuji ult and all ive got is a little meh. maybe double circle corners and straights with homestretch is better. i bring sirius and do the races early. while gambling 0 energy races. youll have 1 mood up from sirius and another guaranteed one junior feb or something. you would replace flower with nice natty or fuku and use more wit sparks. i just needed a 5 mile borrow so i used this 3 pow 6 wit seiun with groundwork. the tmopera has 7 wit sparks but 3 med sparks. this run is kinda low roll in terms of stats but the skills are very nice. hitting both med skills is quite rare.
>>562912545Yeah.Steam.
>>562912176VBourbon Inherit
>>562912470800.I went down like 50 in the past month so I'm 100% sure I'm in the clear.
>>562912079El Negra Pasa..
>>562912545Update mumuTaishin sexo
Uhh, aren't you meant to want to fuck your trainees and not each other?
>>562912540lies and slanderdanchou earned it with hard work
sexShe procced Moving Past during all this
>>562912393Oguri is one of those Umafans mukbangers.>>562912545Steam. Alternatively your phone, when I go on my walk in the evening I continue the career I put on hold on steam.
>>562912485a month is fine, kita attempted the spring and fall triple crowns two years in a row
>build debuffer grass>forgot to take medium sparks because I chose the wrong parents>she's actually getting good statsFuck me
>>562912665but I like boys too
>>562912676did she win?
>>562912370It seems so, yeah. It would be pretty hype if he manages to win it for his dad. Not sure if he has the long aptitude but might as well try >>562912485According to his team, he wasn't tired at all after the Osaka Hai and was in great condition so the month downtime should be ok for him
>>562912791Now THIS is Almondanchou
>>562912732>Oguri is one of those Umafans mukbangers.I'm afraid to even look up if people actually do use OF to produce mukbang content. I don't want to even google it.
>>562912749You don’t want her to have medium sparks. You want her in the back.
>>562912803yeppers
>>562912545Why not just use the Steam version instead of an emulator?
>>562912665Touching women is the gayest fucking thing a man could possibly do. But chilling with your bwo's is where the heart and the community is. Building an unbreakable bond that can last generations. The romans knew what true solidarity meant.
>>562912470Started with 855 at MANT launch. Lowest I dipped to was 605 because I was stubborn with maximizing parent affinity and being determined with particular ace runs being "the run". But now with some strong parents and more than half my TT upgraded and the recent surplus, I've begun the healing process to end up just under 700.
>>562912625why that
>>562912887I was just going to ask if it was possible to win without Xoguri for this CM, this gives me hope, the lobbies have been depressing AF with her just sweeping, gonna run 3 lates and pray
>>562912901cant sweep on steam
>>562912470Some runs I dont need to even use 1, other times I use all 5 just to win a G1 I can't afford to lose or I'll fail the epithet
Anons, what trainees have you rolled on? What will you be rolling on?>FlowerFor parenting>RickeyI prefer fronts and the last dirt CM was ass partly because I didn't have Falco or a 9* dirt groundwork parent of my own to mutate my oshis. Next dirt CM will be better.>Scarlet + Vodka#1 and coolest>ShakurI want to have a fellow math/computer autist but I'm not that into training end closers and it depends on how lucky I get on Flower's banner>Tickezo + TaishinI like BNW, I'm missing Taishin, and Tickezo has a amazing floppers in this costume, but it depends on how lucky I get on Rickey's banner and whether OG Taishin spooks me. Alts aren't a high priority for me.>Blaze BrianLove Brian. I just haven't planned my carat income this far out.Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>562912886I wanted them for career, but she's doing better than expected in terms of stats
>1200/750/1100/500/1050>Bunch of white and gold skills>Like 10 points from SSI guess that's not worth the grade then.
>>562912606>>562912732>>562912901>steamNobody tell them, this shit gave me a good laugh tho kek
Losing just one race in this scenario already makes me feel like it's bricked
>>562912485He's currently doing the MANT experience for Falco's fan count
>>562913001Where is your pull plan, neigha
>>562912910fatty latina
>>562912910>shit pic>shit takeChecks out
>>562912915chains for mid game defend
>>562913203I wonder if she wants to tell me something... maybe she's just tired
>>562913091only losing crowns and the miles are bricks. Placing top 3 in graded are fine
>>562912912>>562912628A good stable amolunt>>562912537You, you are doomed.>>562912992Correct, it varies a lot.
>>562913203Not usually a flattie fanatic but Taishin is extremely erotic almost all the time
I need a coach VN where he fugs the entire vollyball team (female)
>>562913289t.
This thread is straight garbage
you guys make me happy
>>562913603Better than you, gay trash
Next thread will be bigger
>>562913607EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
>>562913603It's at least bi-curious trash.
>>562913001Rolled for Falco, Curren, Brian, Tama, Ayabe, Bright so farIn the next year I only want Festa and Mr. Cheeseburger, haven't really planned further than that
>>562913704
>>562913607Thanks man, I try to be entertaining if not supportive.
>>562913603This is at least a lot better than whatever the fuck the last 2 threads were
>>562913001I'll pull mostly fronts and pace because if I choose any other style I'll get brocked and fuck that gay shitI don't really know who I'll get as my pace chasers, but as for fronts, all Kitasans must be mine
>failed a 24%okay well->failed a 3%>failed a 6%>all in junior yearI never glue runs but this is fucking close
>>562913116You're pretty much looking at it. I should have enough to spark those Will Rolls, double spark Maruzensky SSR if I want to, pick up my last copy of Super Creek, and have a bit leftover.I probably *don't* need to spark all those, so I adjust plans as I go.
You shouldn't hurt your trainees
>>562912485He was doing slope training on the day of the race, he's clearly in good health since Kitaspawn seems to be not made from glass like your average thoroughbred
>>562913203Glad the artist remembered she's not 100% flat, it's just hard to notice unless she's bending over
>>562911706Why is EndGuri still strong? She can't u=ma2
>>562913805Did you know Tracen has a tradition where the trainer has to motorboat his trainee's tits every morning?
>>562913805If this is “better” I dont want to be around when it gets worse. Take care
>>562913001I rolled for Ardan, FineMo, Eishin (both versions), and CurrenI'm content with my roster so I think I'll hoard for cards for the rest of the year.
>>562913931Can I do a little bit of emotional abuse?
Tasting your trainee
>>562913931But how can I impregnate them if I don't break their hymens?
>>562913726Bright fans exist? Why did you pull for her?
>>562913001Rolled Digitan, Mayano (forma de child bride), Dober, Ardan, Kita, and Dia. I have every uma I want for now until NY Dia, so I'm focusing on cards for quite a while
>>562913607First time in my life anyone has ever said that to me.
INES FUJIN
Ryan parent runs are surprisingly fine in TB
ANUS FUZZY
>>562913969Doto accidentally do it to my face every morning. I'm starting to doubt they're accidents.
>>562914117she's unironically the only uma i've had a clockless run with
Does front running ever get easier (cheaper) for f2p?
>every pub lobby is dominator aids spam
who else running intense gaze rudolf
>>562913726>Mr. CheeseburgerThat's Mr. Cracker Barrel to you
>>562914201>>562914117How? I'm burning 5 clocks every parent run with her
>>562914272Intense Gaze doesn't hit pace chasers unless she's ahead of other end closers or late surgers
>>562913001>RolledFuji, Digitan, FineMo, Tama>Will rollPalmer, Pearl, Festa, Mr. CB
>>562914229Not for umarollers
>>562914231this is hanukkah cap's doing.
these are my rooms bros. most winners under 95s
>>562914305Click speed and power, learn relevant skills once they hit <100SP or level 2 hints
>>562913998>>562914076Crazy that you can be satisfied already with your rostersLooking forward, I don't think my uma rolling will settle down until after Grand Live. Then it's one or two per scenario that have my attention.
>>562914231Not my fault oguritards are using dom so I need to use it too if I want an actual chance, I would prefer to play it fair
Do you think your uma maintains prost vaginal hygiene or does she smell pungent?
>>562905621wtf but /uma/ told me they hated each other...
>>562913780>>562914087sorry I just don't like to take things for granted is all
>>562914564Pungent umanko
>>562914564i clean my umas every day
>>562914564She has a specialized tool for that called my tongue
>>562914584why is her hand a fin
>>562913967777 is plenty strong, plus end is more likely benefiting from ryan and dober uniques.
>>562914693now I can't unsee it, thanks...
>>562913967Every other end sucks with no spurt.
>>562906841>>562907060the requirement was 2 trillion from the start though, they haven't even dropped it yet.
>>562914832You cant post that...
>>562914773>>562914693>>562914584sakana musume...
>he got the G1 race this turn>activate the rainbows and support stacking
>>562914832Cover up, iinchou
>>562914615Mackween...
Late Surger Tokai Teio.
>>562914959I didn't understand the appeal of making angst content until I tried it myself.It's weirdly fun.
testing if catbox is ded
Sugar love!
>>562915034it gives the same feeling as playing god with a magnifying glass on an ant hill
>>562915034There's an indulgence to the act. Its not unlike rubbing and scratching a fresh wound that hurts but feels oh so good
>>562914959I would hug the shit out of rice. I would literally hug her so tight she craps her pants. I'll hold on tight and never let her go! until she gets annoyed and uses her umamusume strength of 10 retards to easily remove my grapple
>>562915054Random files are taken down, it seems likeThis is one that recently died
>>562914832
>>562915008Yes, but it has to be red Teio, her unique is very underrated in global for some reason. Try it>>562915054Works on my machine
>>562914521I'm just lucky that a lot of the Umas that attracted me came out relatively early.Not including alts (because I'll go for Ninja Creek and NY Grass), the only Uma left who catches my eye this year is Laurel, and she's like in December so I'll probably have a big stash ready
I actually started doing more runs after they added Curren to the fan event thing
>>562914412What cards do I have to pull. I might give up some umas for it.
>>562914832Fat dog
>>562915168I was thinking of Blue Teio for the Teio Step memes, already ran Red Teio as end on Libra
>>562915168Yeah but Deio Sdebbu Da :DDDDD
no rice I'm your torena you can't do that...
I think most /v/ma anons already left. But if any stragglers remain im curious, how strong are your top trainers? How many plats yall got?
>>562914038She's really cute, she brings everyone around her down to her slower pace and it makes me feel relaxed, I also really like airheads and how she always stays positive even when people aren't expecting much from her compared to other Mejiros and her dynamic with the other members of the family is usually fun, I wish she was more popular but I understand a lot of people would probably find her boring
I haven't find a run in two days. Don't worry, I'll be around to claim the gibs after
>>562915104i want to make this cripple happy
>>562915168Red Teio has spring runner, gold recovery for medium, 10% speed and 10% guts... gutsmaxxable?
>>562913001Oshi puller only (I've planned way too far out)
>>562915271None because I'm a lucklet wagie who gets about a run a day in if I'm lucky. I mostly hang out to shoot the shit with other anons about the girls and funpost
>>562915261Well, what do you think of Rice's cheeks?
>>562913001
>>562914038Bright is great. I too went out of my way to scout her
the umas are not sexy enough and not cunny enough
>>562915504Does Laisu really have all that
>>562913607Flash's trainer heard this and proceeded to let her have her way with him
>>562915168i already won with Red Teio and I don't want to repeat aces..
>>562915212Palmer StamSMaru SpeedBourbon WitDaiwa GutsSky PowerFalco SpeedEtc.And that doesnt include anni and human rights banners
>>562915529>Twin Turbo>Spark?
>>562915569imo all umas should have big butts, they are rooners their legs and glutes must be delicious
>>562915376Same
>Moving past>pump>On your left>radiant star>on an uma with capped power (actually over-cap thanks to menace)How much accel is too much accel?I know NSM is good but I'm worried I'm investing too much skill points into accel, I kind of need my late surger to keep up a bit top
Metafags, how much do I actually lose if I refuse to use Dominators?
>>562915658As in "I'll keep rolling until I get her"
>>562913001Jordan because I liked her eyes and then she turned out to be super cute, Bright because I liked her hair and then she turned out to be super cute, almost Manhattan Cafe because she seems to be awesome but I decided not to for some reason. Maybe I'll get her later somehow. In future I must have Yaeno Muteki and Windy. I will also be tempted by Palmer and Shakur. None of this has the slightest connection to game mechanics because this game isn't good enough mechanically for me to care about that aspect of it.
>>562915637I'll do SMaru and Bourbon. The others don't seems as good.
>>562915253If you want to meme go for it, you could still dress red Teio with blue Teio racing silks>>562915384Correct assessment Torena-san, bring some power sparks to compensate her 0% growthYou get a free green, and are very likely to get Righthanded from Finemo>>562915597I don't think I understand your thought process, but if you don't want to use Teio again that is fine. I won Psices with Ayabe, and I will use Ayabe late surger for this one too, she comes with free Nimble and pace chaser debuffs
>>562915730Dude she's a 1* it's not worth it.
>>562915709its strong, but you can win without it, I won't sugar coat it though, it makes a difference
>>562915496Lol shitter, /v/ermin are so fucking bad at the game
>>562913967The data is being skewed by this one XOguri, check the win rate of it compared to the next most successful End XOguri in the background, and that's because he went full debuffers on both teammates instead of hybrid aces. Meanwhile, the Pace XOguris have most of their top performers running double debuffs, but there's some that are not.
>>562915709It becomes very hard to win if your opponent is using it and you're not
>>562915709I had 1 dominator, and lost to a hog using 2 by 1/2 length. You can win without it, but be prepared for losses like this
I want to get into dumb pointless Gen X arguments with Maruzensky like whether George Michael was better with or without Wham!, and what the best Scooby-Doo work is. I'm winning that one because if she says anything other than Zombie Island she's objectively wrong
>>562915483
Nishino dowry status?
>>562915709-0.6 length per dominator
>>562915762You didn’t even look, did you
The MANT experience
D-do you guys think I have any chance against the xoguri dominator squadI know they're not very well made and have random bad skill picks, overstammed, stupid decisions. I play blind and don't use guides, it's more fun that way
>>562915702I feel like it's never too many accels if they're all unreliable and positioning is going to be very weird with this CMs comps, you can probably drop Radiant Star at least for NSM or more mid race if you want
>>562915271Theres two anons with 9 plats (one of them actually lost his two plats despite having a 90% win rate in both of those CMs). Most "first rates" are in the 6-8 plat range. The rest are all over the place. Some guys who never won, some who only won once, some others with stray wins. Etc.Most have left yeah, we are returning to /v/ soon. But I'm laying low here for the moments.
>>562905758BASED LAISU
>>562915992>dominatorWhy stop there?
>>562905758
>>562915904>spoilerway to out yourself as an 80s millenial and not a true Gen Xer
>>562915702Drop radiant star for midrace/NSM. Positioning accels (Dober, Ryan) are useless if you can't hit the requirements
>>562915307>>562915547that makes 3 Bright fans total
>>562916182>spurtanon... I...
kingu love
>>562916001Nyo.In reality I remember checking Palmer stam a few weeks ago and thinking that while it has good frontrunner hints, it doesn't seem as important as wit Bourbon for instance.But also I am a fucking retard so I don't think too hard about these. I just hope to see Suzuka have a good chance of winning sometimes.
>>562915496>0 So this is the power of ref/v/gees ....
>>562916243I want to cum up her nose
There are some Uma I wouldn't pay attention to if not for the fact that they were friends with my favorite.
>>562916253Gotta win the G1s in career somehow and it pruned the hints pool.
>>562914038I got spooked by her but I like her vibe.
>mile E>can't even make S+ umas with 60+ RB I even raced 35+ times... Am I regressing in cognitive decision making or OP races are just that shit compared to G3s?
>>562915872Honestly I still haven't seen hybrid aces do anything, full debuffers with a solo ace seem to be winning much more, just because MANT lets you buy more skills doesn't mean it's good
I think it's safe to cleat her
>>562916359OP races are useless, you can't even get a rival out of them, and they're not tied to ephitets
>>562916392based poorfriend, go get that SR Agnes Digital
stop making the thread uncomfy for newcuties
I'VE COME WITH AN ANNOUNCEMENTGRASS'S TRAINER IS THE BIGGEST BOTTOM BITCH AND HE LETS HIS TRAINEE RIM HIM IN THE ASSTHAT'S RIGHT HE LETS HIMSELF GET DOMINATED BY A HIGHSCHOOLER WHAT A BITCH HE IS
>>562916392
Most umamusume have their gender tell wrapped around their ear or pinned just below it.Others break the trend>Rice wears a hat clipped on her bangs>Falco and Taiki have clips on their bangs>Tachyon, Cafe, Rudolph, and Ryan have piercings>Opera has piercings, but they're symmetrical, but her funny hat leans right.and last but not least>Tannhauser has a hat AND piercings AND a bow. We fucking get it you're a stallion.I'm not checking all the unreleased umas I'm already tired of my own post idea.
None of the umas I like are Dominators. Can I just bring Tether instead?
>>562916392yeah and that speed bonus only comes in at rainbow so she's an even bigger brick until then, actual cleat cardcard balance early on was so silly, even by f2p standards the tosen jordan card was BEFORE this one and mogs it in damn near every category
>>562916359OP races are only good if your shop is already good and you need to buy it out, they don't give much else
Did they change anything yet with the Falco event?
>>562916484Why did you dox me..
coin clipping mentioned
>>562916392cleatfags are honestly so funnyyou get like 20-30k per monthare you that desperate for the 1% gain
>>562916526
>>562916505Check FineMo
I really wish there was a wit ankletI don't care if it doesn't make sense to wear anklets while you're learning
>Want Flower and Curren Alt>Like a month apart.
>>562916610Finemo is a meme, she 100% mare from top to bottom, just can't get pregnante.
>>562905804Late reply so you'll never see it but understand people in these very generals have been owned by Haru Urara in a CM final
>>562916610yeah she has them on both sides because she was some kind of intersex or something. her decorations are still just right against her ears.
>>562916392cleat niggas will do anything for a 10LB air groove guts
>>562916470What newcuties? All the /v/ermin fucked off to an altchan
>>562915702OYL, FTM and Radiant Star are not worth it. I think the ideal accels you want to have on lates are MPB, Redshift and NSM>Why Redshift?It's much better to move past 5th before late-race and just hit NSM + Redshift. Positioning matters a LOTHere I lost the race even though I hit my 3 accels because Dober was just that far behind from the frontline
Tama cleats her welfare SSRs...
I cleat everything Air Shakur, simple as
>>562916631It should have been a dunce cap instead of an anklet
>>562916687She also defeated Ai-chan in JP, and VF on JP private lobby
>>562905621Hello horse girl lover bros. Tourist here. I like these horse girls. But after looking through official art of all the characters, I have to be say that my favorite girls are the human women among them, like pic related. That's all. Just wanted to speak my mind. Have a good day.
>>562916484I've come to make an announcement:Grass Wonder's a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking torena. That's right, she took her uma fucking quilly clit out and she pissed on my fucking torena and she said her umanko was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
>>562916784Oh, that's where they went? I was wondering why the thread slowed down...>altchanIn that case, I've lost all respect for them
>>562916265You got spoonfed a resilient front runner roll plan for each card slot for the next two years and you didn’t bother double checking at allUmarollers can’t be saved
>>562916810Tama would never throw something away thats as rare as a SSR card.
>>562916484I feel like we have bigger bottoms among our ranks.I've heard one guy let's his trainee call him puppy.
>>562916871>get all these young horny fertile magical monster girl who are basically elves>picks a normal ass office woman woman
Now that botters are considered legal, is Hachimi still legal, or at least not persecuted by cygays?I'm tired of these long ass fastforwards and I was told Hachimi didn't add superskip but made those faster so that'd be neat
>>562916892We didn't. That's a gaslight. We are just in our clubs.
>>562916980When magical is the norm, normal is the new hot
>>562916993hachimi has been used for years on jp without any reported bans
>>562916631>>562916820Extra-Tough test: Consumes energy like a normal training instead of giving energy back, and has a normal trainings chance to fall, but acts like a Wit ankle.Yes/No? Basically trading the "Restore energy and reduced fail chance/no fail punishment" for the anklet +50% stat gain.
just dont shill it, its like the dps meter on final fantasy.
>>562916871It's understandable. Her story's ending hard redeemed her too after introducing her as stern and insufferable. The only unredeemed one is Coccon.
>>562916631
>>562917146It should, if you study extra hard it should make you consume energy.
>>562916871she's hot, some of the human women are horse girls too though
>>562916957I can see the need for Palmer, Falco and Maru, but are those Daiwa and Seiun cards a must?Those in particular don't seem amazing honestly, but maybe it's my perspective as a global only scrub and they're important to those scenarios and beyond?
Like two dozen parent runs in and Ignited Spirit PWR is just not sticking
>>562917226Yeah. But you become smarter as a result. Genius, really.
>>562917264there's no way you look at tazuna and akikawa and don't expect they aren't some kind of umanever trust hat niggas
How do I make a dominator Tachyon that can also win?
>>562916381Obviously the data is hard to tease apart because there's so many variables and such, but I would say that if you really want to to win, I'd go XOguri + a Late ace and then a full debuffer. XOguri as a solo ace is very strong, but the more Dominators in the lobby, the worse they're going to do not to mention the misfire chance of missing two heals is not zero. Even the strongest XOguri + 2 debuffers are only having a 50%ish WR and of course their teammates are zero chance. However, if you're running Rudolf as a Late gambler, as best as I can tease out by looking at the win rate between people with Dominator but without Hesistant Paces to capture most Hybrid Aces vs the ones without Dominator at all, it's costing you only like .6% on her WR while boosting the team winrate up from 25% to 35%. Of course, there's a billion more considerations about team comp and anyone who's running Rudolf without Dominator is probably just dumb and bad, but I'd say that it's probably fine to throw away 300 points on her for Dom if she's on your team anyway.
>>562916871im still surprised how few fanarts about riko are out there
>>562916871that's okay anonjust don't get surprised when she passes out within the first minutes of foreplay
>>562915637not him, but thanks for this anon.
>>562917183Little Cock is a rude bitch whore that no one will ever like. She's destined to drop out of racing and become a backalley slut
never play double debuff bros, you might cheese some wins in public lobbies but you miss out on the noob farming
If welfare cleaters were smart about it and were doing it from day one, they basically earned ~5400 carats by buying pull ticks.
>>562917463Rice Shower would say thisDoto would say this
>>562917372I made dominator umas that also try to win and they end up not using dominator due to being 5th or above. I think you have to commit to one or the other.
>>562917498what? how would that even work you retard
>>562917372Play her as late, gutsmax, get 600 stam and pretend your unique doesn't exist
>>562917291Good stats, good skill hints, and good goldsBIS for at least a year for fronts
>>562917498And all it would amount to would be Rs and a bunch of SR power Ryans. Besides the Brian and Spe SSR were real Gs for me.
>>562917372you don'tI tried it back in some older mediums
falcon cannot stop taking Ls this week...
>>562917390I should add that teams with Fronts are overperforming compared to the average, as well as the good Fronts performing above average as well, but you're obligated to bring 2 fronts if you're running anyway because there's good odds on oops all pace/late lobbies otherwise and you're fucked, and if you're running double Front, you either want to fully commit and go triple Front or run an XOguri of your own as Pace.
CurrenGOD...tasukete kudasai
>>562917498do you know how much free carats people've earned so far from day onegotta be at least 200k+
Happy birthday Mcqueen.
>>562913001>Rolled onSMaru and Summer Chud, Manhattan Cafe, Christmas Biwa and Hoguri the only one I had to pity so far just to get the fatty, everyone else came within 150 pulls, but this session was a funny experience NYOpera, VBobo, and Kitasan>Will roll onNishino Flower, swimsuit Macky and Golshi, Copano Rickey, Blaze Brian, Helios>Fun rolls if pulls cooperateCheerleader Neicha/Kingu, Palma, Sweepy, Zenno Rob Roy, NY Satono/Kitasan forma Blanco and because I love gamba uma, Festa.That's based on what I skimmed and feel interested in, but I'm also looking to ensure I save 1 or even 2 sparks worth for Light Hello/Tachyon banner and Ramonu banner.
>>562917739>caratsNot to mention tickets
>>562917739If you're including stuff like CMs it's way more than that. I'd say it's around 500k
>>562915637I like fronts, but I was told they eventually stop releasing cards for them. How much corner cutting can I do with the following cards, before transitioning into a pace? I remember 1LB Smaru + 1LB Palmer Stam is a thing, I assume Bourbon wants MLB
>>562917918>america tier mathIts around 200-250k
umas are better investments. max pot umas have 200 more stat. you can essentially eat 6 -30 stat downs without breaking a sweat
If there's one advice I'll ever give this thread is that you really should roll for Curren's alt. For TT and Chanmi, hell even LoH, she's literally always relevant.
>>562915702THAT TUNMY IS BEAUTIFUL I WANNA LICK LICK
>>562911706>No Ryan or DoberI'm assuming it's because inheriting their uniques is good enough and having a unique that gives speed gives that extra edge to win?
>>562918000Fucking..../v/tourists....no, they are not. 4 star is okay, 5 star is a fucking waste. I can literally see what posts are your because your typing style is as stupid as you are.
SMART FALCO IS GIVING FREE RIMJOBS BEHIND THE CLUB ROOMS!
I had 1 ok run and 4 ass runs cya tomorrow
We need more blonde Umamusume.
>>562917927>>562917735Here you go Falco 6,000,000 to the oven
>>562918023I already have a Curren so I definitely won't try to get a second one.
>>562918129t. reddit dots
>>562916797what's FTM
good morning umadacchi did we calm down yet
>>562917993It's way more than that considering I spent 60k on Fuku, 30k on Kita, 15k on Riko and 30k to start out on banners have 60k carats left over.And that's ignoring all my Uma pulls of which I went to pity twice. I would say it's at least 300k free carats
I love making /vg/ites angry by just existing. They have never sniffed me out when I didn't want them to and yet my spectre remains in their minds. We're here to stay and you can't do ANYTHING about it.
>>562918065I tried running Ryan in rooms, and while she can win, it feels like lates with a velocity unique have a better chance against the hog as long as they hit accels. Still solid choices though
>>562918220female to male
I’m trying Falco
>>562917963Not reallyYou get your wit upgrade with the Shakur banner and your power upgrade with Bobo Power, and you can use the generic BIS for Speed and Guts, especially if you want to transition into playing PaceI dont know what you can skimp on or notCheck the scalings on each card
>>562918343is this a joke about ryanFTM means let's pump some iron?
>>562918309Cute goldshi
TOREINA IS GIVING FREE RIMJOBS BEHIND THE CLUB ROOMS!
>>562918129Do you always type in a cringe way, bwo?
>>562913001I rolled on Flash (full spark), Tama (80 rolls) and Ogurin/Biwa (got both in 40). Bought the selector to get Fuku armor. I dont roll for parent purposes, only with my heart. Umas I want to roll for>Inari One (fest. version)I want Inari for the full cingrey team.>Kris SShe is autistic and sexy>Transcend (base)I need my bro>Falco round versionI love her and need the roundest version too>Seeking the PearlShe is hot and really like her story involved so far. A real mvp in mile unity too.>FenoShe is a good uma and best Gold clan member>CalstoneNeed the based speedtardThats about it for umas I want. I also want all of the jobber squad, luckily they are all 2* and 1* stars.
>>562918220fuck the mares
Found an updated version of that one chart somewhere, how accurate is it
>>562918453Can't read shit nigga
>>562918309youre welcomed here. i own this place.
>>562913001My memory is kinda hazy, but these are rough estimates.Ones that I actually planned to get: rolled for Seiun Sky (got in ~4 tickets), SMaru (~110 pulls), Dober (~20 pulls), xOguri (200 pulls) Kitasan Black (free pulls + ~60 pulls to get her)I threw away 40 ticket pulls toward VBourbon but did not get her and was fine with it. Got Narita Brian from like 6 single paid daily pulls. I occasionally dropped some single pulls, tickets and cheeky tenners on some other Uma banners, but got nothing.
>>562918453This looks really deep fried but I miss the old Falco placement just being a big LOSER.
>>562918342I was going to run Grass as an ace with Rudolf debuffer and XOguri but was reconsidering because I didn't know how good Ryan or Dober were going to be with their accels.Maybe I made the right choice then.
>>562918453i could tell you.. if i was an ant
>>562917478I'm playing double debuff because I don't want anyone other than my oshi winning
Why come the next two must pull supports Agnes and Maru speed are must pull if one has no race bonus and the other only has 5%? will there be a new mode other than MANT where i dont need 50% rb?
>>562918426Gross. Who'd want to have their ass licked by an old man...
>>562918590There's only 3 months of MANT left gwo
>>562918596Onii-chan.
>>562918453how is that gay shit stay gold that high
>>562918616I mean I wouldn't mind letting her use my shower but why didn't she just run home
>>562918668This is why everybody talks shit about you Curren.
>>562918596
>>562918696Because even if she's not overt about it she is 100% for (you). Like it's not even a real argument that she isn't. Hell her whole valentine scene is kind of insane when you think about it considering the ritual she did was basically a fucking marriage.
>>562918709Your place was just around the corner by pure chance.
>>562918685I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>562918709Maybe her trainers house was closer.Maybe this is a plan to get closer to her trainer.Maybe you're Tawake.
>>562917739I've been tracking my income since Oct. 1 and I've gotten 172k since then.
>>562918309>We're here to stayNot looking good! We already organized and left. You must pass the witcheck.
Is 600 Stamina good enough for Christmas Oguri or is she gonna get eaten alive? WIT is 900.
>>562918590Tachyon comes out with the new scenario so you will only run MANT for parents and Maru also comes out near the end but she is still a really good statstick so you would want to run her anyway, you can fit a couple 5% cards into a MANT deck anyway
it's her
Divination says the number is too big
>>562918879>Maybe this is a plan to get closer to her trainer.Doubt. If it were anyone else I'd believe it. Aruvu? Not a chance. >Maybe you're Tawake.Maybe.
>>562918309we love /v/ma here
>>562918491>Seiun Sky (got in ~4 tickets)>Narita Brian from like 6 single paid daily pullsthat's lucky as hell. I've never gotten a rate-up off dailies or tickets and I've done a lot of dailies and tickets.
>>562918986It's enough but you should get your wit higher if you want to be consistent
>>562919057I want to stick my cock in jello now
>>562919018Sakura ChiyoNOO!
>>562919057Gummy Chan
>>562918912Is witcheck a code word for 'check the discord'
>>562919040Thanks for letting us know, Fuku-sama.
>>562918309>we're here to stayFinally stopped trying to make your own little special needs community on /v/? About time
>>562919230She looks like she inspired a legend where she grooms little children alone at night
>>562919213Yeppers
>>562919320>he can't find the thread.
Any definitive guides for anti-hannukah oguri besides dominators and/or lates and pray?
Segs with Chrono Genesis
>>562919434NoFronts can work maybe if you push oguri back and get angling
>>562919434End the race fasterWorks everytime
>>562919213There's no discord unlike in /uma/ clubs.
>>562919108But I wanna get NSM...
>>562919434Triplefronts or Triple ends work
>>562919579I was ignoring your little shitposting but this is only /uma/ knowledge.
>>562919434you cannot stop XOguri from doing whatever she's doingyou simply have to run faster
>>562918986This XOguri I made in one try for Pisces was able to survive that track and somehow win my finals 600 is plenty for her on 2000m but like other bwo said, you'd want to get wit higher, I'd go at at least 1000 wit.
>>562919434Follow the advice from Calstone. It werks everytime
You're going to get me kidnapped Kita...
NO having sex with your trainees. You are to establish a PROFESSIONAL and PLATONIC relationship with your trainees
Have you guys still been running Team Sirius for ace runs even though we cant use the gold skill any longer? Has it worked well?
97428326I haven't hosted a room in a while. I think it is correct.
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>>562919434i want to beat xogurisi want to win against xoguris
>>562919832Agreed.Now tell HER that.
>>562919840yeah i think they stealth buffed the date proc rate too.
>>562919832What happens after she wins the URA finale though
>>562919832What if I marry you, then the status of wife precludes that of trainee, so we're good!
>>562919832a little pit licking never hurt anyone
>>562919871got spot for 1 more
>>562919832but she doesn't want that
*coughs blood*Surely 2 white recoveries gives her enough stamina...
>>562919832The Bakushin road leads to happy marriage tho
>>562919840nope, that card feels like complete ass if you have a half decent deck
>>562919832If Wind in her Hair could do it, then so can my trainee
>>562920038That's probably enough with the wit, you don't need that much for this CM
>>562918790umagrok expose the pits
>>562920064I understand the agenda, but bakushin is like the least for (you) uma ever. Its funny to see people cope.
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Why do anons call Ooh la laa urara?
>>562919869Onegai....
Trainers are so easy
how do we fuck are we supposed to accomplish the goal in just a few days? globalfags are full time employed
>>562920251I'm still doing parent runs...
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>>562920113
objectively the sexiest uma would be the most fertile looking uma. and that would mean nishino flower is the sexiest uma in the game handsdown
I had to buy otherwise useless white recovery on my ace for tenno sho haru. Am I a chump?
>>562918453Maybe I'm just a dense piece of shit when it comes to Gentildonna but I really didn't feel love from her. Felt more like a master/subordinate relationship with Trainer being the subordinate.
>>562920351>how do we fuckJAM IT IN
>>562919434Fronts boosted by a OH NIGGA suzuka are going to be stronger than Oguri
>>562920365still got 1 spot
>>562920438Nah, you're just futureproofing in case we finally get the 4 murmur room that /uma/ has been talking about since CM4
Is nishino flower on her career for (you) or for (seiun)?
>>562919832skipping a day of training never hurt anybody
I miss /v/ma
>>562920251Well I joined at least
What's underneath the director's hat?
>>562920663nothing
Hot steamy Rice umanko
>>562920653Check your club anon.
>>562919869 I guess the other guy is more popular
>there is one ricechad gaslighting the whole community into thinking she's a great pick for this CM by running rice + double end closer dominator intense gaze hesitant everything debuffers a billion times to manipulate the statsholy fucking based
>>562920862im trying
Does having the scenario spark in your lineage also increase the chance of it appearing on a parent?
>>562920803I'm in a /vg/ club
>>562918220Sorry, I meant FTB/From The Brink
>>562920365Why am I even running these front runners man...
>>562920936nyes, same as every other spark
uma clubs with no monthly requirements? B+ I need the gems
>>562921072buttsweat
>>562920965Don't worry. RIVAL-kun, we'll be back soonish. WAGMI.
>>562921072mambo is what youre looking for
>>562920930>the same is true of end closer xoguri
>>562920035My guy, all she wants is Ruby.
>>562921072HonseFun was recruiting few threads ago
>>562920930It just goes to show how many retards run 3 aces.
>>562921132>average /v/tumor reading comprehension
>>5629211673 aces with 20% WR is better than 1 ace with 50% and 2 supports with 0%
I love you guys
>>562921167Triple ace is the most sovlfvl comp even above oshi gaming
>>562906179>>562906179>>562906179recycled thread
>>562921263No.
>>562921115yeah hopefully the negotiator anon gets a deal with the jannies and /v/ma can stay on /v/, even if the threads are less frequent
>>562921263nyo
>>562921376>>562921376>>562921376
>>562921312Its looking good but there's gonna be some changes. In the mean time we are just sticking to our clubs for now or dropping by here to touch bases and tips
>>562921464Alright, good to know, hopefully the issue gets resolved decently enough, thanks.
>>562921464I'm more surprised you get to reason with the jannies there. Hopefully you can get it across, and for them not to break their agreement since knowing that one meido. Yes the one that Taiki danchou talked to.
>>562919434From testing my XOguri in rooms, the thing that annoys me the most is seeing no Fronts and getting promoted Pace status myself since it means no NSM. A lot of XOguris are dragging yeppers along for NSM, so you could consider 3 late/ends yourself and then you only have to contend with 1 XOguri who's going to be at full potential
>>562921105We are full
