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We are so back!
Obligatory smug tax
Sex with human Chaos Elemental
Use the better smug taxSex with Dang
>>562936060The cloud was fine, why did they change it?
>>562924297/rsg/ went down in my sleeprunegame thread on /v/ did not
>>562938502OSRS is beating us...
>>562936307i like bothi assume they thought the cloud was lazy and some modeler figured he could do better
>>562936060chaos elemental is probably my favorite reaper task
>>562938586post mogged by clankersgranted it isnt much of a mogging
>BDJposter stops posting>Thread archives prematurelyWhat are the implications of this
>>562943301I was watching the thread but I let it die intentionally so we can have a clean slate.
>>562943370what are you, guthix?
obligatory carby tax
>>562943568thinking about it guthix is sort of baphomet coded isnt he?
>>562943967craby
think i made a lobster cry
All I said was they're the gingers of the sea.
>>562943370What is a clean slate? This is the exact same thread posted by the exact same gooner. They didn't even bother to change the recent updates
>>562954376yes but with the thread dead at least there was a chance that they would fix itas they say we live in hope
>>562943370>>562954376>>562955494Happy Easter anon
>>562938591it was lazy, still iconic, people love it in osrs
>>562954376I didn't make the last thread.I did update the OP with today's news.
https://runescape.wiki/w/Specific_Skill_Pet_Bunny_appearance_tokenthis is funny
portent of life
>combat level 130>necromancers are 140been a while since i saw other players as red
We have our backup thread on /vm/ in case this one goes down again>>>/vm/2330203
>>562970648Luckily pvp is completely dead.
>>562976685duel me you cowardi'll give you like 1000 yew logs if you win
When will vamp scrim be updated to work for all styles? It should also replace the aura slot so we can still use books and other pocket items.
>>562978332they're turning vamp aura into an aspect. so you just cast it every 12 minutes for upkeep. gotta choose between it and darkness, though.
would /rsg/ approve of a day/night cycle?if yes: even if it was tied to GMT?
>>562982149The cycle should be much faster, like once per hour and we should have special activities that are available during certain times of day.Maybe every hour in the middle of the night a special boss could spawn in the wilderness and then people gather to kill it for really good xp and drops.
>>562924297Sex with Anya
>>562983073while i'd never say no to more worldspawn bosses an hourly spawn seems too fast. people will quickly get bored or not enough people will show up because they would rather go at another hour and can
>>562985045>three weeks later and everyone already forgot about flash events
>>562985260in all fairness i have never done a flash eventthink i saw one once
All the potential female love interests have been killed off because Jagex plans on making Amascut the player's canon love interest.
>>562990740>All the potential female love interests have been killed offhow have the potential male love interests fared?
>>562990740I am not opposed to this.
>BDJ poster capitulates>thread diesanusbros, did we get too cocky?
>>562998223this can't be... my asshole is still getting raped by jagex on a daily basis... how will i cope with this without someone on rsg shitposting about it?
>>562985260i haven't :(
>>562994920It's dangerous to stand that close to the fire.
>>562998747how about being too close to too-hot-to-mine sky rocks?>>562998223
did the jagex ninjas (AKA the ass-assassins) finally silence the BDJposter for spreading heresy about jagex and their doings?
>>563001393just jacked off to this and came IMMEDIATELY
>>562943967Amazing to think these are the sort of little furry fucks who defeated the BDJ poster.
>>563001393I want to be the sofa
>>562998538I wouldn't despair. That was just the OG BDJ poster. According to the lore the BDJ poster sublimed into something greater than a mere mortal. It became a sort of eldritch entity created from the collective butt pain of assfucked Runescape players. That is what makes it so powerful. It has its own existence and consciousness. It can not be destroyed.
>>563001393I kneel King
The thread is dying again. RuneScape 3 must live
we need BDJ more than ever...
I dont understand. How was the BDJ poster beaten by a rabbit?
>>563016473have you ever met an armored rabbit before, anon?
>>563001393She's thinking about the Skull Lord
>>563016473>>563016596>>563006190are you implying this good little guy is unthreatening?
>>563018391n-not at all, m'lord carbyi only meant to say rabbits can also be dangerous, but not as dangerous as you of course
i legitimately just looked up if mod blkwitch was still employed at jagex (she is) because if the BDJposter suddenly stopped analposting in /rsg/ at the same time blkwitch leaves jagex that'd be some god tier 4D shitposting. really committing to the bit that the BDJposter is actually mod blkwitch
>>563018391Good Heavens no. One must never underestimate the raw cuteness capabilities of Carbies.Its all been documented in the official history of the Battle of Bunnygrad."The BDJ poster offensive ground to a halt when the armored cuteness of rabbits proved impenetrable to even his most anal shitposts. The BDJ poster was thrown back in defeat, taking heavy losses as overwhelming Carbuncle support was brought in to bear. Highly mobile units of Carbies infiltrated BDJ lines of shitposting, prancing around being unbearably cute, causing chaos and shedding fur...and sometimes making small slippery poos which further impeded the BDJ poster. The BDJ poster reeled under the combined cuteness assault, his infamous "Hahaha" being replaced with "Awww!" He became tied down, exhausted, fully immersed in cuddles, ear scratches, tummy rubs, and handing out chunks of oh so fresh crunchy carrot.But he may well still have escaped if not for the heroic efforts of the 82nd Airborne Bunny division, who dropped behind his anus posts, thus sealing off any hope of his rescue. The BDJ poster was now thoroughly surrounded and running dangerously low on titters, chortles, and snorks.He held out for 3 more days.Then the giggles, sniggers, snickers, and guffaws stopped. It was over.The BDJ poster lost 91,000 shitposts captured at Bunnygrad. Few would ever make it back to /vm/"
Nump.
>>563021080But it would 5D if she stopped analposting while continuing to work at jagex because then that would stop you from suspecting her of being the BDJ poster.But I do think you can rule her out anyway. Latest I saw was they had created some weird sort of hybrid Blkwitch-drone to defend the vm thread.
Got this cute little guy.
Ring of Life
>>563038723>3 seconds
dost poings
>>563044572Waiting for bonds to go up.
maybe the real BDJ was the friends we made along the way
How much are giant chinchompa and kebbit meat going for? I got all the hide I needed for Apex +5 and Masterwork but not even half of the meat I need, and I'm fucking done with BGH.
>>563048553It's not expensive, did you try buying one on GE above the suggested price?
>>563048725Offer's been in for 200k each for days
>>563045781why would they go up?bond prices to the floor, viva venezuela
2gp in storepeople are lazy
>>563064865Time is money.
>>563051115Venezuela makes the bond prices go up, not down.
>>563064865how much time are they wasting by waiting thoughi went back and forth to the clothing shop a few times and they keep selling
>>563066790>[meant for >>563065365
