Previous: >>562921376>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
global century of humiliation
I'm all in on accel gamba for CM
yankomanko
GLOBALCHADS KEEP ON WINNING
YATTA! good job everybody
>JP was able to clear this event with ease despite MANT nuking half their playerbaseMeanwhile the botting brownoids in global:
We should all uninstall in protest for such humiliation
>g-guys this next event is really crazy global will never be able to do it!!!>we clear it in less than a dayjp truly is the casual server
post round
Laisu would've gotten 5 trillon fans btw
>>562932595>On your left but even worse
We won btw
We did it minna! We got the 2T rewards!
JP didn't even manage to double the goal numbers. We could probably hit 1 trillion fans easily and double the goal Cygames set for us.
Digitan LOVE
>>562932662*the losing competition
>3% training failI'm going to fucking strangle you, Kitasan
so what did we learn
why would mant nuke the playerbase when unity is as soulless
>>562932649
>>562932659have you considered: two on your left?
>>562932540https://youtu.be/RyS98o0P_4g?si=kd6iAhcHOPCPtYqnWinning The Soul!
WEFUCKINGWONNED
This is the equivalent of winning but in Group B
>>562932693We can pressure cygames by mass boycottingGet them to reduce the roulette event points to 500k instead of 1M next
>>562932681Step 3: Bargaining
>>562932776why does she look like that
>>562932693cygames are not cucks like arrowhead we should have conquered cyberstan
>>562932745What about OYL and NSM instead?
>>562932745Would>Pump>Beyond>OYL>From the Brink>NSMBe too much?
>>562932659>Why does the game offer slightly lower performing skills and why won't it allow me to stack literal carbon copies of a race defining gold skillretard
>>562932807like what?
>>562932621You mean lost half their Japanese playerbase.All the Chinese players stuck around, and those people are like organic bots.
the global humiliation ritual is so funny>b-b-but the japs got a weekend plus covid buff it's not fair!!!!it's still the single country of japan vs the entire fucking world lmfao and they btfo'd our asses
So when does Cygays give use Superskip and Spark Reroll?
>>562932849round and cute
do all cygays gacha games have these kmmo tier grinding events?
>>562932834NSM isn't worth having to run yeppers>>562932846this is my plan except nimble instead of NSMumamusume is an accel game, there's no overkill
>>562932516Yeah I thought that was retarded.I saw that JP has 2x shard events, anyone know how long until we get one of those?
Global has fallen
>>562932849stop
>>562932693>>562932540Uma Global is a dead serverPrease understand the honeymoon period was over a long time ago
>>562932853I think this is why they ended it early. Because let's be honest Trackblazer and the events are really heavy right now. Grand Live and the eve will be much easier.
Holy fuck I love opera O so much, if she showed up like this there would NOT BE A SINGLE FUCKING CHANCE she would leave without getting pregnant, I want to wake up with her, I want to go to bed with her, I want to breathe the same air she does, I want to make love to her until we break the bed, until we break the floor, until MY BALLS TURN INTO BLACKHOLE FROM BEING DRAINED SO MUCH AND I DIE FROM DEHYDRATION, she is by far, the strongest, prettiest, smartest, sweetest, kindest, hottest uma TO EVER EXIST IN THE ENTIRE UMAVERSE
>>562932549Nyes
>>562932693F chord fucking sucksGlobal has a poor work ethic and the event came out at a poor time for us with that goal
I am quite happy that they made the soulless fan grind event a cake walk for us.
>>562932949what?
>>562932846as long as you're not sacrificing mid race skills (to actually get into 6th) and final spurt velocity (to catch up) it should be fine. Probably needs a great run to be able to take all those skills though
>>562932970well maybe if the prices were not criminal
You guys lied. MANT didn't revive anything.
>>562932846>Would 3 gold accels and 2 inherits be too much?what the fuck do you think, retard?
??? Where are the tickets I got the Falcon card but not the tickets
>>562932807
>>562932930But yeppers has good events and hints. I like it.
>>562933018This desu, I dunno why the Japs are smug about it. I'd rather not have to grind and get gibs for free instead
>>562932970You are conveniently leaving out Cystore, Steam Numbers and the anniversary when there was 6 million on Mobile Alone from Global.
>>562933074You got only one copy of falco from personal rewards, global rewards are after the event ends
>>562932540>500Bhooooee...... they couldnt even put it at 1 trillion because they werent sure global could do it.....
>>562933074only people that can read get the tickets
>danchode melty now that no one has to grind fansget fucked lemao!
Brown hours. Post brown.
>>562933036How many midrace do you tend to run?>>562933068I don't knyow that's why I ask, right?
>>562933014>work ethicthis is a video game
>CURREN CHAN IS THAT 1.5T OF YOUR UMASTAGRAM FOLLOWERS? AND YOU ARE GIVING IT TO ME??? FOR FREE?? OH IT IS JUST SPARE CHANGE TO YOU???? YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOL DON'T MIND IF I DO
>>562933191>I don't knyow that's why I ask, right?You should know that by now.
>>562933052JP has more players than Global even during the best months of Global, we just cant compete with JP autism
>global is literally uraraOh no no noYour excuse?
>>562933231What if I'm kinda retarded and new?
>>562933145I do wonder how did it go at Cygames global HQ>should we make 1T the new quota?>nah that seems still too big for global>how about 700 or 800>I'm not sure...>how much fans do they have right now>around 500B >let's just give all the rewards to them>okay sir
>>562933276at least i got laid before i died
why not just give the rewards now if it's done? why do we have to wait until the event ends and the "results are announced"?just give me my air shakur already
>>562933276Apolgize for what?
I bet the jpGODS who challenged us are having a laugh
>>562933276no excusesdont have to thinkmy brain nice and smoothjp bains wrinky and uglyy eww ewwwI get shiny ticket I happy :)
Japs actually care about grinding fans or are these just shitposters? Answer me NTR fag and Stego fag
>>562933191as much midrace as I can cram in there lol. Late/End/Medium corners+straights (corners skill can speed carryover this track), rampu up etc. Depending on how many dominator debuffers are in the lobby it's going to be hard to fight for that 6th spot. I'd prioritize it over final spurt speed (just a triumphant pulse inherit by itself can cover that) since if you dont hit those accels then you're never winning anyway
>>562933326They will knock it down to 200B goal just to spite us
>>562933276I said MANT would kill the game and I was proven rightonly the paid shills that defend this dogshit scenario should apologize
>tw*tter trainers went from whining at cygames to undo the event to complaining they don't have their free ticketGlobal is an audience that can't be pleased
etto anno
>>562932970why would i buy carrat on ios or android if the steam wallet i got from running csgo scam buy the pack significantly cheaper
Not gonna lie I did feel a secondhand embarrassment with this new quota. They didn't even try anymore but straight gave it to us.
Kawasaki Kinen (JPN1) starts in an hourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AFRcFxk5YLc
>>562933439Ama sure is cute.
>>562933418and what do you want, a peace prize?
>>562933394>Ntrfaglarper
>>562933498>night raceholy kino, let's go Kazeno
The Falco century of humiliation begins
>>562933418MANT saved umamusume tho
>>562933502brown women sexooo
>curren-chan gets added to the event screen>cygames gives us the rewards anyways WHY DOES CURREN KEEP OUTSHINING US UMADOL BROs
>>562933498I want my Biscuit nigger to win
>>562933439This event really just confirmed that most uma twitters would rather just call the girls gay all day than actually play the game.
good job
>>562933394not either of them but I once saw a JP Chiyonofag show his 2 billion fans farmed on her
>17 years old
>>562933610I do think it's funny how the 1.5B fans automatically cleared after Curren joined the event.Implying that she got all those fans by herself or already had those fans
This wouldn't have been a problem if it was implemented during the weekends or during a week before the CM where people grind/bot the most3T wouldn't have been a problem, and lowering it to something like 2T wouldn't be that much of a humaliation in case global still doesn't make it to 3T either, 2T is definitely doable over the weekendWhat were they thinking?
you're welcome, Falco-chan
>tall(on the short scale)>flat>orangeIt is impossible to think of a more attractive archetype
can you guys s-stop being rude to falco, s-she just wanted to celebrate her b-birthday
>>562932885I don't think superskip is real?Spark reroll came with 1.5th anniversary, so roughly in July/August.https://umapyoi.net/news/902I think the first Tachyon event where you can raise the blue/pink/green sparks for an existing Uma starts sometime between 2.5th and 3rd anniversary.
>>562933758It was never 3T, retard
>>562933786She asked for 3 MOTHERFUCKING TRILLION PEOPLE
vmadolvros... ovr repvtation...
If I know I'm getting second during some longslop triple crown race, should I go for a random but winnable race as to get more shop currency?
>>562933786Her attention whoring has no bounds
jarvis, draw smart falcon being stoned to death
tfw you have to downscale your concert hall to make it full
>>5629337583T was never a goal it always was 2T even on JP, Japs just farmed 3,4TAnd the main reason they were able to do that is that they had 2-3 time more players than us
>>562933770why the fuck does she talk like this
>>562932693>>562933758It was all the little things like falco not being that popular including idol stuff, whereas japs love that aspect, whereas everyone else leans more into the horse racing aspect. The release right after Easter where every workplace needs that extra push to compensate for holidays, no covid and weekend buff, also global despite being positive about mant, unlike japs, who were mad that the uma is whining about races even, still doesn't quite get it how to play. It just all came together. For example people think racing 4 times in a row is still some magical forbidden ancient knowledge, what no one should tap into. I can guarantee you most people still do S umas wtih S+ being the highroll for them, they get angry how they can't tap into SS or above and do only 1career/day. Not to mention last CM was a seal clubbing event so a good portion of players got burned out.
>>562933786Need this with Falco.
>>562933852>not believing in your umasbad trainer
>>562933852nyes
>>562933852You’re not winning tenno sho with that 300 stam bro, just take a g2 on the same turn and cope with 40 stat loss
What did they add the 1* and 2* sections for? It's not like you can even get a 1* or 2* Falcon so why do they even put that in there? What is it with companies' obsession about this weird legalese contingency shit like they need to make sure they can't get sued if somehow some guy with a bootleg 1* Falcon rolls up??
>>562933928I can believe all they want, sometimes you get a heavy TSS against a Super Creek rival
>>562933786>guess it can't be helped Faco-chan! >since it's your birthday I'll get all of the remaining 1,500,000,000 fans for you!
>>562933758this is mega cope and you know it,the top clubs get maybe 10% more activity during the weekend global would still fail to get 1 trillion
wow sirius wit lowkey busted, nice speed bonusbakushin helping too here
>>562933979retard, they just copy pasted the ui from other events
>>562933979it's just a default format
>>562933979There are other falco cards, they all count
>>562933979They already have the UI element for the five different star types, there's no point in making one exclusive to 3 stars when you can slap an already existing asset even if it gets someone with autism (You) to complain about it.
The biggest confirmation is that 50% of the "playerbase" doesn't even play the game
I failed you Falco, i'm sorry
>>562933726sasuga, Curren Chan!KYOU MO CURREN CHAN WA ICHIBAN KAWAII
next event will be better
First cm I might actually have a chance at winning in a while
>>562933896last cm was seal clubbing, next cm will be sovl clubbing
>>562934079Well uma discord mods dont even play the game
>>562932540>We have 5,000,000,000,000 fans already>Completely blew JP out of the waterholy shit bros is this our true power?
this is just depressing... honestly thinking about quitting...
>>562932846It's much better to push up with tons of midleg and hit Nimble/NSM + Redshift than to gamble on Pump/Dober/FTB/OYL in the back
>>562934089>Still over eight months awayI will continue to wait patiently but man it sucks.
>>562934014>agemasen cardis it a 50/50 or is it weighed toward wit?i've been borrowing yeppers for NSM maybe i can try sirius wit for a change
>fail 2% summer training with megaphone + weightnigger game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJ7HT3qu98
>cow print bikini
>>562934184What's wrong, gwo?
Curren Chan is the CUTEST, STRONGEST and MOST POPULAR umamusume OF ALL TIME.
>>562934217>is it a 50/50 or is it weighed toward wit?probably weighed, have no clue thobro she's an amazing statstick so compared to yeppers it's night and day
>>562934241I HATE CURREN
>>562934237based
>>562933786i mean, everyone knows if the event was centered around curren instead, it would have cleared on the first day. it really is all fart falcon's fault
>>562933498go kazeno
>>562932846>would pump beyond on your left from the brink, no stopping me!my mind is in the gutter...
>>562934184Please do, if you are going to be such a drama queen, then it's better you leave
>>562934239my trans gf left me for a JP player
>>562934237>>562934294Fuck~ yeah.
>>562933771I want to use her in a CM but MANT forcing you to do A aptitude in 3 distances is cancer.I think I will wait until Grand Live to run her in a CM.
>entire event chain complete with the best ending by early August Junior yearShiraoki-sama...
>>562934241I 100% agree
The change was expected, but now it makes that aptitude test funnier in hindsight, only giving the one (1) free test that gave you peanuts once you cleared the first time when they added in the expensive as hell hint books that no reasonable person would have time to get most of, let alone all of. I still don't get that. And I bought everything of value outside of the Makween star pieces because I'm stupid and love hoarding niche shit I won't use for a while
>>562934368yeah enjoy your goyslop curren
>>562934295>I will not lewd the umas unless it's CurrenWhat did Anna anon mean by this?
>>562934345Weak mindset
>>562932540Now its confirmed casuals dont even play the game anymore, Im quitting, I dont want to be fodder to whales.See you /uma/
>>562934315I'm also rooting for the Tama kid!
>>562934368yo das me delete this
>>562934413see you tomorrow
Honest question /uma/Which way would you interpret the 500B quota.One way is that Falco had to compensate and settle with 500B fans for her eventor thatCurren helped Falco get all of those 2B fans, and somehow manage to get 1.5B all by herself
>>562934413slow day, huh
>>562934413bye
>>562934329Happens to all of us at some point, Nonny. Don't give up.
>>562934439>One way is that Falco had to compensate and settle with 500B fans for her eventthis is funnier
>>562934324nah I'm over it now
>>562934439the fan economy has hit a regression
>>562934408Running her in a mile CM is probably the best place to run her because you can use the sparks you used to boost her aptitude to get it to S during the event.I just hate mutating and like when umas run their designed lengths.Like no medium S is going to screw you in some rounds against Christmas Oguri
I accidentally raced the Satsuki Sho...
>>562933896Idol stuff is liked a lot. MANT is mediocre to those who like the game but not worth the time, but those who love it are not a majority.
>>562934439I think both are really funny but as a fat balding 30+ y.o. ojisan (i.e. CurrenLORD) the latter is my favourite
>>562301074Big Niger
Hokko Tarumae kinen is startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AFRcFxk5YLc
>>562934389Curren was already a whore in the first place so it's ok to sexualize her
>>562934340This should be the standard uma breast size, oh my God
>>562932692>>562934014FUCK me and FUCK this lowroll>failed training>raced on 0 energy in classic gauntlet with no means of restoring energy OR mood>awful mood by start of summer>barely have enough to bring it back to great>no cupcakes ever since>or etsuko>or anythingno fucking megaphones or FUCKING AIDS SHOPP FUCKKKKKKKKfast learner btwhahahahahahnice skill point amount thofuckfuuuuckwait no groundworkokay we're fine then
should i pay pig to join the xog cancer
>>562934597Wait you can't bet on this race online?
>>562934593Why is Oguri the Mambo Danchou and not Mambo
>>562934646we wouldn’t have it any other way
>>562934578You fool
>>562934509Thats why im also running XOGuri
>>562934278i am already running MLB NN and finemo so i can afford a flex slot like yeppersmight be overkill with sirius
>Early start
>>562932540Wait where is my 3* ticketDevs fucked up
>>562933309Anything but banning botters
>>562934687It's NAR so I would guess no
>>562934737yeah some accounts got a bug and didnt get itthey said they cant fix ityou're unfortunately bricked
>>562934704idk but unrelated soundpost
>>562934439the umaliens couldn't attend
>>562934770sweepgods OWN you
>>562934780Noooooo I wanted to bet on Seraphic and Kazeno
>>562934661KILL YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>562934737We don't like your kind here, frognigger
>>562934724I would never stoop to such levels.
this is the equivalent of the nazi flag to Koreans btw
>>562934704He's an autis/uma/ spy
Good morning /uma/
>there will NEVER be a Belno Light Support Card
>>562934861this is really bad slop
>>562934704He used to switch his uma around and then settled on Oguri Cap (as in peak) for the most parts.
>>562934079I still get from time to time twitter lesbians on my timeline being flashbanged by umas acting differently what their headcanon is. Teio being bratty is a good example, and the whole thing about trainer x uma relationship is alien to them.However the indian/cuckservative reposters aren't different either, as they don't play the game either. Japs are ultra active on twitter, and the cygames marketers thought all of the uma profile pics made a few months ago are going to grind their assess off for 2 days, like japs did during covid. Tachyon is the greatest victim of this as @agnesyurilover with her on its pfp is definitely not grinding to get a Tachy ace for aries to put it lightly.
>>562934597Kawasaki Kinen is starting in 35 minutes
>>562934861Why are Maru, Rudolph and MR CB in a bikini the Nazi flag to Koreans
>>562934980The Imperial Japanese Flag is treated like the Nazi Flag in Korea
>>562934927good morning lord pearlKING
sakura mejiro o
>>562934853Why? She also cute
THIS IS LIKE THE 4TH TIME YOU ARE HITTING THAT MILE SPARK ON INSPIRATION INSTEAD OF THE MED SPARK ON YOUR DIRECT PARENTS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS MAYANO
>>562934661I have had learner every run for the last two days and it has bricked every single one. It's faster to just abandon the run when it shows up in the shop.
>>562934861CB looks deformed and too flat
>>562934439we converted 10 Teio fans into Falco fans
>>562935062How can Falco manage to be ugly in chibi form, even Ryan doesn't look that ugly as a chibi
>>562934927this slut is itching for a good rape
>first shop>notepad and a 20% megaphone
does your umawife have a cool silhouette?
Why are you so mean, anon?
>>562935040I agree. But I like using original versions of character because they have the more thematic unique animations and outfits.I am not a huge fan of seasonal variants in gacha games like swimsuits, or Christmas, or Valentine's stuff.
>>562934927Good morning, rapehag. Please go easy on me today.
I deserve this
My imouto is the cutest!
U! U! U! U! U! U! U! UMANKO!UMANKO IS UMAI!
>>562935254She is such a fucking tease and pure sex.
>>562932540>from 3T to only 500BFalco...
>>562935090yep you're rightit just snowballsthe coin loss that isshould've abandoned after second inspo but I kept going for some god knows what reason
If I am a f2p player with around 40k carats how much time do i between summer goldship and tachyon support card banner?
>>562935191>first shop>20% megaphone cat food and glow sticks
:(
>>562935205
I am not a huge fan of either Falco or Curren but if I had to pick one I would pick Falco because she is more wholesome
I hate to admit that these usual Currenposting have been affecting me and I'm falling for the propaganda
ended the run with 2 kale juice award because the cupcakes refused to show up
which Uma is selling her nudes on Fantia?
>>562935432How can anyone not want to rape her?
>>562935372a lot
>>562935448Fantia Seller
>>562935393this is why you should never buy the hat
>>562935448Town Hangout
>>562935432She’s the best!
>>562935480Used goods
>>562935372prolly 5 months?
such a pretty house and such a pretty garden
>>562935542cute
where is my ticket
>>562935347it hasn't been that for me, it's just a bad luck charm>hat shows up>need only one race out of schedule to buy it>proceed to place bottom 8 in the next three racesor>hat shows up>proceed to get 2nd in every G1 for the rest of the run
>>562935480Good luck getting past the guard
Oh, they...updated the DB?
>>562935205She's scary
YAENO IS A CURREN SIMP
>>562935494>>562935541do we get any free carats inbetween?I miss the daily 150 free carats already
>>562935624what's DB
>>562935398he didn't say "retarded silhouette"
>>562935673dual blades
I can't wait for Palmer
>>562935659a lot
What a high roll.
>>562935673database
>>562935619Holy shit, I get to rape Yaeno Muteki before her too??
>>562935673Duelling book
>>562935720DATABASE DATABASE
>>562935619You go, I will deal with this strong and sweaty and protective and hot protector
>>562935685wtf mushroomgame mentioned
>>562935738that's bamboo memory
at least the event is done
>>562935542Thats an awfully cute Laisu
>>562935773>>562935738I like Yaeno
>>562935090>learner every run for the last two daysFUCKING EXPLODEHOW
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2041827667205349553?s=20
>>562935673Dirtblazer
>>562934831>no gwglue
>>562935831Gimlet is so fucking cool
>>562935758Just living in the database, whoa-o!
>>562935820You'll see that I did, if you followed the chain
>>562935673DBs nuts
>>562935820by bricking the run later, didn't you read
>>562935758DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE
>>562935883I can't wait to roll for her.I kinda wish her regular version is the one that was mile focused instead of her ballroom version but ah well
>>562935949well in turbo laddie
anybody here like Believe?
>>562936042we like Cope here
>>562935758>>562935898>>562935989uncs
If you believe it
>>562936042
>>562936042who?
>>562936042She's one of the few JP umas that I know virtually nothing about. Does she even have a card in JP?
>>562936042I kinda like her voice it sounds clean and youthfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6c4mOEuy4
>stayed awake just to watch horse racingthis is it, the pipeline between uma player to keiba watcher is complete
CM room248768842487688424876884
Maybe if you didn't spend six nights messing with your cleats you wouldn't be so tired all the time
>>562936042I'm taking her to CM, I Believe in her
>>562936256Bancho cute
>>562936231Next one would be betting on them
>>562936231Welcome to the fold new Keibafriend. The Satsuki Sho is this Saturday.
that's it, I'm gonna stop buying guts books>did you only just realize thatyes because I always had an overflow until recently even though I stopped hoarding 40% megaphones as well so idk
>>562936330why does she wear the mask?
>>562936256>>562936292the gap moe of looking cool while being a dysfunctional retard is too much for me
>>562936292very cute!
Mating press Banchou
>>562936026It's called sputtering out near the end after going full throttle
>>562935480>>562935324Why does everyone draw Currem Chan with tits 3 times their size?
>>562936326anon, Satsuki is on the 20th, Oka Sho is this sunday>>562936231Kawasaki Kinen is startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RV6ncnywTghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AFRcFxk5YLc
>>562936376*yoinks your shirt*
>>562936326Fuck it's the Oka Sho this Saturday, I'm retarded. Satsuki Sho is next Saturday.
>>562935949Every time I see the blue retard doing retard things, my brain reminds me of how hot and tight she actually is under that oversized hoodie. Literally made to never leave the breeding stock
>>562936436because big boobies are hot
>>562936436visual artists are mostly retards
>>562936458>Saturdaynyo it's Sunday
>>562936292A cute!
>>562936436they do that with literally every uma
>>562936451*yoinks your heart*
>>562936506Saturday in my timezone.
>>562935673Dumbass
>>562936458race day is always sunday
>>562936449>20th19th*
>>562936467Based
How good is Turbo as a character Like can she actually compete with her weird unique skill and oonige?
>>562936632she’s a joke character dude
>>562936436she has big titty energy
>>562936632Of course not. She's an oshi pick.
>>562932693Outjew the Jew
>>562936092I actually went to a MAN WITH A MISSION concert and they played it it was sick
>>562936632anything is possible
>>562936563I got confused because it's not Sunday for me.
>>562936632Dunno, but I would call anyone a king for making her win any CM.
>>562936467there's a ton of art like this, artists have good taste
>>562936319>>562936326>>562936449>>562936458thanks bros
>>562936632Noooooooooo... no no no
>>562936545you shouldn't say it's Saturday just because that's the day it is for youit'll just confuse people
>>562936632i can smell that you're a bad trainer
>>562936632>does Turbo gets groundworks FOR FREE?
>>562936673Yeah but a lot of characters in this game are oshi picks >>562936708I want to try running her, Neicha and Tannhauser in a CM one day.I think Ikuno comes out last and Royce just came out
>>562936436I did an almost long only run for the trophy and I'm surprised the stats are actually pretty good
>>562936632She's pretty shit, but if you won a CM with her everyone will give you a (You) and call you based.
>>562936632I'll make her work. She'll be the only front runner I'll be training. Her unique is too funny to pass up
>>562936797Now that would make me kneel.
who else is violently lickable?
>>562933089Yeah that gook didn’t add another factor that there is some people play on steam as well
>>562936632she's a f2p oonige choice
So.... did /v/ermin leave? Will they return after being banned again?
im so scared of switching my yeppers borrow to sirius wit...what if i finally get med S and then sirius agemasens me??? at least NSM is almost guaranteed...yepper's 5 TE is also nice because i am already guaranteed to cap wit with 3 wit cards and she can help out on stam and pow trainings...plus her +60 total stats of pow/guts/wit is kinda nice too...
Kawasaki Kinen starting in 1 minutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RV6ncnywTghttps://www.youtube.com/live/AFRcFxk5YLc?si=1bEDhmNnitHn8IJ_
>>562936897yeppers is shitembrace the sirius
>>562936845I'll join you in that Not sure which CM I'll try it but I will definitely 100% try her>>562936850Stay tuned! It sounds fun
i went back to sweep SRjordan SSR is gay and homosexual
>>562936845they're not kidding about "marginally"
>>562933758Those nips are still butthurt about western pigs raping their woman with our bwc
who else is nopan?
>>562936927how fucking old are these cameras
>>562936956>projecting
>>562936927Starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkb8ssW3buEit's up
>>562936670This is the only explanation that makes sense, Curren does have big tit energy, she'll probably grow them when she has kids
>>562936931But NSM is way better
>>562936632She's a a joke character that gets a self-inflicted debuff in the middle of the race, and a second one at the end if she's in first
>>562933758globalbabs are just too weak, and not as autistic as based nips
>>562936987>Japanese broadcasting
>>562936927so who's /ourhorse/ in this
cam on kazeno
shut up we're racing
Is there any a third uma with sharp teeth or just Turbo and Shakur?
>>562937084whoever is winning
>>562937140chinpo windy
>>562937023sometimes I wonder why I can't roll like that and then I remember all my favourite umas aren't given easy mode growths
I WOULD HAVE WON IF THEY ALLOWED TO BET ON JRA SITE
jesus christ are these cameras from like 2008
Kawasaki Kinen winner
>>562937185Oh right how can I forgetThat would be a hard team to run in a CM seeing how Windy is a dirt uma
How much time do I actually gain if I use Hachimi for the fps thingy
>>562937240it's local races so yes
>>562936729her fucking leg is broken jesus christ
niges are too strong on dirt
It's impressive how active Global is considering how many debuffs it has>Released with a 5~ year gap>Excitement for any reveal is non existent>Every Uma and Card is already hyper analyzed>Solved meta for every CM>No english vo (absolutely worthless to most of you but we do know that having it can double the playerbase)>Still going despite despite the only content is the same shit you did on day 1>Have to make a choice between pulling on umas or pulling on cards, both have huge downsides while other games don't have this issue.
>>562937256>KingmamboWHAT
kitasex
>>562937347The Mambo of them all
So do Tama's offspring have small... y'know?
>>562936927>Nige dirt win>During Falco eventWhat did they mean by this?
>>562937347yes
>>562937032>She's a a joke characterShe has the best stat growth in the game, and the late race speed debuff doesn't matter if you've built up enough of a lead already
>>562937329>Have to make a choice between pulling on umas or pulling on cards, both have huge downsides while other games don't have this issue.Hey, god forbid i had to pull blind
>>562937329we like honse
I got banned from umatter again...
>>562937416I wonder if you can you cap her with 0 speed card and only with wit guts
Ermm can I slack off now?
>>562937347El's papa
>>562937329>>No english voand thank god for thiswe don't need drama from english voice "actors" sperging out every few months
>>562937524post deck pls
>>562937416So you're saying go fast or die trying. I like the cut of your jib
>>562937524>pref position Oguri>no NSMBack to the mines.
>>562937524good enough anon don't improve upon it anymore
>>562937545this, I love the JP cast and the seiyuu interact with global fans anyway
>>562937329>Have to make a choice between pulling on umas or pulling on cards, both have huge downsides while other games don't have this issue.maybe I'm moderately out of touch but every gacha I hear about these days has at least two gacha pools
>>562937329>make a choicethis is a buhi general
>>562937416that's not 20% speed 10% wit
>>562937572I am not borrowing yeppers because I need and prefer FCM
>>562937524if you think you can slack off then you probably shouldn't
>>562937545It's only an issue if they hire Cali VA, which is something that would end up happening because JP companies are retarded. CN companies use London studio and it's a day and night difference.
>>562937572>pref positionHe's playing 1 pace 2 late, that doesn't matter
>>562707213Pearl Harbor is being retired to breeding, final stats: 15 races, 4 wins; 2 G1 wins, 1 G3 win>>562707378Bratwurst is being retired to breeding, final stats: 10 races, 4 wins; 1 G1 win, 1 G2 win, 1 G3 win
>>562937554Which?
Lickable uma
>>562937668Luna
>>562937630Aight, you got head-on?
>>562937524>1000 stam ma'am the Long cm is over...
>>562937659Noooo Pearl Harbor is a jobber>2 G1 winsGood enough
>>562937659Bratwurst did his best and won of each graded race
which uma has the cutest voice? my vote goes to mambo
is firm course menace really that strong?
>>562937806Her and Fuku
>>562937806orenji
>>562937684Who is Luna?>>562937710Yes.>>562937715The game kept giving me stamina shit. Trust me. I didn't want stamina. It is a fake UG.
>>562937854it's FUCKED UP
>>562937854Med A + Menace loses to Med S
>>562937329We don’t need Shaniqua dubbing one of the umas, fuck that faggot plus it’s pretty clear that English translators are woke and hates straight white male
He said the line.
>>562937806I buttplugged myself while listening to Fenomeno
>>562937587Some do, some don't. The issue with Uma is that unlike most other gachas it has pvp so you fuck yourself over if don't pull on cards while in other games you can ignore gear gacha.
>>562937896my wife
>>562937806Meisho Doto desuuuu
>>562937854>Is 60 speed and 60 pow over the cap really strong Hmmmm
>>562937934>>562937969I've seen my Rudolf and Oguri get blocked like 5 times in test lobbies
you heard himpull Nishi
youtube slopper were wrong about ntr
>>562937920No shit. Med S is 120 speed. FCM is only 60 speed.
>>562938036Same with my dober, she activates Moving Past and faceslams unto someone else's dying ass
you're gay brother
>>562937357I NEED to motorboat the fuck out of those
>>562937806truehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4RB6s2Rt2nQ&t=186
>>562937934>>562937969cheeky fuck
Besides Rice Shower which umas would be THUG and HOOD enough to participate in the illegal underground uma street racing circuit?
>>562938131just wait like 6-12 months for tachyon event
>>562937023>Please pull for Nishino FlowerAll my carats are tied up. I'll just have to be on the lookout for a good Flower to borrow.
>>562938197grandparents are pwr anyway so it's a wastewould've been amazing if pwr tho
AIEEE I MISSED THE RACE IS THERE A LINK
>>562937736not really a jobber, just matured early and couldn't compete in the second half of her classic year, her placement stat is 4 wins - 6 times 2nd - 0 times 3rd - 5 times lower>>562937748yep, considering he is in the same generation as Troy, Three Troikas, etc. he did well, his placement stat is 4 wins - 3 times 2nd - 1 time 3rd - 2 times lower
full auto when?no fa? no play play laa
>>562938131Nice Kita bwo
>>562938190Rice, do the thug shaker
WTF witgawd calm down!!!
>>562938190Sirius and tap dance city have stories that involved them hanging around the nasty urban race tracks.
>>562938295Now he can put his bratwurst to better work
>have a sequence of consecutive races lined up, but i have more than 20 energy so i'm fine>random event strikes that removes energy so im at 0 energy with a G1 next turnI... i had not considered this scenario
ryan LOVE
>>562938383HOLY BASED
>>562938383LOL
>>562937806i like jordan, she makes funny noises
boysex in this position specifically
someone should really host a taishin jiggie, that'd be great
CM12 lobby47589162
I think Brian should eat her veggies
you think too much of me witgod... I can't make a good nishino parent on my own... I dont even have a good MANT parent yet....
>>562938383WTF WITGOD IS BASED AND NOT A TARD?
i was told preferred position is good tho???
>>562932540I just woke up but I was amaze that cygames just “gave” all the rewards. I guess they don’t like the idea of giving free 1,500 carats plus a ssr selector as a way to apologize the global players
>>562938383it's fake...
>>562938549how old do I have to be to get a Dicta gf?
>>562938383
>>562938392stop posting this image
>>562938383it's real...
>>562938674at least 35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ad9HjFuD5wIs Oguri Crap the real mightest miler?
i JUST realized jap's don't have a bell that rings when the gate opens like we do in SUPERIOR USA racists
>>562938642We lied to you
how are people having carats problems? I went balls deep into FM and was left with 15 from 45k, then wasted all what I had left in Kita and now I'm back to 50kyou shouldn't be starving unless you roll in literally every banner
>>562938383Too late, she's minehttps://files.catbox.moe/3vrayz.jpeg
>>562938643I feel like 1T was attainable and a nice round number to set
>>562938705You just know the artist made his own private videos of “futa uma x uma”
>>562938392It's been decided that his stud fee will be 4 mil Yen (25k USD)
>>562938784me on the left
>>562938642Witgod is lying to you
>>562932540They straight up gave up on us kek
Gold City feet in my mouth
>dumb SEAnigger Sweepy dev doesn't even read PRs, merges them without reading then reverts them even though it fixed a bunch of his shitty codefuck you idiot lol
Is that my favorite uma?
>>562938592CM12 lobby36832134
I vaguely remember the dasca power card being mentioned a few weeks ago that apparently its really good if you are pacer. How important it is to get neck and neck if you play pace?
>>562938890just borrow itbut very
>>562938760ka-chink is enough
>>562938853I feel like it would be worth it to sponsor that retard's coding bootcamp so that he stops pushing brand new changes to production
>>562938890it's like having 2 head-ons or its as strong as nsmso its extreemly good but i wouldn't recommend pulling on it
is sweepydev oofmatoes or did that guy pass away
So what happens to mile races in MANT when Nishino gets her unique?
>>562938853okay just fork it it's open source
Rocket tits
>>562938782>>562938904sex with mares
>>562938870CM12 lobby58753165
sweepydev is based stop crying nigger
>>562938995how are people losing to her in miles when her skills are all for sprints
>>562938995just like taiki she misses the correct activation window on half the tracks
>>562939006>instead of having your info backtraced to Tranh Nguyen Trang, Vietnam we'll have the option to get backtraced to 1488 Chudmaster Lane, Idaho insteadyeah fork that bitch over and over
people really be bringing a whole card for killer tunes even though its equivalent to a tail proc with up tempo.
>>562937806Bright
>>562939115i wanna smooch this hag
>>562939145
>>562939125>ignores the 3 medium skills and a pase skill hintsasuga traina san
WHERE ARE MY REWARDSSS??!!!!!
im a dumbass and let someone in when i accidentally set the lobby to public for a split second>>562939050CM12 lobby50048612
>>562939207>hints>in mantlol !
>>562937967
honestly that rudolf outfit with the bound tits is so fucking LEWD
>>562939207>0 hint bonus
Woah he called Nishino a slut
HOEH
Is Fighting Spirit good to get no matter what uma it is? Can it even work as one of XOguri's 3 heals?
BROS WHERE'S THE SSR TICKET I CAN'T FIND IT ....
>>562939232>exact same deck except for Fuku and strugglingWow I really fucked up not rolling huh
>>562939291is this official art???
>>562939291You can't post that
>>562939262I mean...
I am taking name for the next batch of horses. One will be staying in Japan, one will be sent to America and four will be sent to Europe
>>562939272>Fighting Spirit>&order_rate<=70 (CM <= 6 | LoH <= 8)>&order_rate>=40 (CM >= 4 | LoH >= 5)I mean if theres like 4 fronts sure but uuh you do you
>>562939291~
>>562939291
>>562939262half the torenas from the academy fucked her and the other half will fuck her in the next few weeks
>>562939307>Rewards will be delivered to in-box when the finals results are announcedRead neygha
>>562939228CM12 lobby54826941
>>562939376Well i mean there would at least be 3 pace chasers right
joining pubs and bodying others instead of getting BTFo'd here
>>562939447gonna try a new kitasan after this one, no medium s but better overall I think
I don't have any ace yetI'm trying to get 3* spark on Mayano right now and she is not cooperating
Damn rooms filled too fast
So is Nishino Flower a must-have parent for Pace/Late users in the next 2/3 years?
>>562938642It's the same as last scorpio and saggytarius. Positioning recoveries = unreliable
>>562939291I love german meat
ichiban>>562939545it works as speed carryover going into late-race>>562939447CM12 lobby17503110
>>562939630Only for Sprint mile and Akiten
>>562939453>being at the back of the pace blobIt's a bit of a risky gamble but uma musume is a gambling game so
>>562939653>Only for Sprint mileThat 2/3s of the sovlfvl distances in the game
>>562939630She is your staple parent umas for quite a while.
????????????????????https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/2041757934112141662?s=20
>>562939630Considering its 2 to 4 i cant imagine inheriting it on lates
wife groove
>>562939787nagging whore
Why are there no good MayaMarve yuri art?
>blocked>>562939648CM12 lobby79142563
>>562939752>calling double cheeseburger dabuchi
When Nishino's unique works so does Taiki's right?So if I have Taiki I don't really need Nishino because I can just borrow right?
>>562939787I don't think invading the trainer dorms is a "wife" trait
>>562939819Yuribait is a waste of good cunny
>>562939748maru has to be like one of the biggest gaslights as a parentshe was useful for like 2 CMs so far and this one its again badalso which fucking CM is taiki good for late?
>>562938853that pr broke team sirius
>>562939752they're rubbing it in...
>>562939630Pretty much yeah you can always borrow her tho if you're a pace main I suggest saving up for the nuclear bomb that's dropping in 3 months
>>562939752Although I do hate JP collabs. No new menus, etc, just showing popular characters advertising their usual or seasonal menus
>>562939748>Taiki for Late inherits as SSI don't remember a CM where SFV was used on Lates
>>562939748>Have Kita, Seiun, Taiki, Maru, Taiki, Dober, and NY Operaoh, if i get Flower am i done?
Girls are hottest when they are super retarded. Time to fill her with little turblings
what the fuark 10%*10% to miss two heals
so what do they do for new songs in JP? do they have to bring in all 400 voice actresses and each of them has to record the entire song? or do only some get preferential treatment and others get hit with the "fuck you you get a generic voice"?
>>562939828CM12 lobby85079720
that's itfirm cource menace is a memefor fronts anywaywould rather get more velocity so I can actually be 1st into the late-racedoesn't matter if I have more speed in the end if I can't even get there first
>>562939934If you're going to post something like that, at least talk about how you want to straight pipe her or some other car joke
>>562939885>maru has to be like one of the biggest gaslights as a parentShe is literally your late/end staple parent.>>562939923Well you got kitas and this one, whoever is that uma and then youre done.>>562939920Depends on how the lobbies look anon.
>>562939923Summer goldship will be the hell parent for mediums letting dominators dominate twice
>>562939881This is disgusting, yuri is the purest form of love
Is it the same 3 faggots filling the room. I haven't been able to get into one.
The sudden Dober part into Goldshi was funny
>>562940001cafe footjobs would be awful
>>562940029>She is literally your late/end staple parent....what?
>>562940040You can borrow sgolshi for that
>>562940081yesit's addicting sorry
ah fuck i forgot to screenshot again>>562940010CM12 lobby20564624
>>562940119Think of your team trails you'll have to go back to group 5
>>562940118You just have to get into top 5 and red shift triggers at anytime if racetrack allows. Its your secondary accel to seal the deal.
>>562939949what song?we haven't reached 200 unique characters in uma JP yet
>>562939898I'm not much of a paarent run guy but I feel I'll have to do parent runs especially when spark rerolls are introduced. Currently sitting at 107k as pace/late main so Tachyon (400 pulls), Mejiro Ramonu (200 pulls+crystals) and Jungle Pocket are a must. I'm not really interested in long slop but I also want Yaeno Muteki so I'm probably rolling for her hoping for a Nishino spook, and if not I'll just buy a paid selector at 1.5 anni
>>562940081>>562940142if its the same three faggots why dont you just practice partner entire teams and run them as often as you want..
I can never get into a room you guys post
178085111780851117808511I'll host a few runs too
>>562940103Why not just run Dober as a Pace then? I did that for a CM and she got 2nd
Will you get tired of looking at these legs?
>>562940229if you can get into top five then you have moving past, which unlike redshift isn't completely wasted if you don'tstop living in CM3
>>562940265that's boring
>>562940229just get nsm or nimblethere's no way with dobber + ryan you ever wanna bother with marus lol
I will use umaxiv now so my favorite uma can check my newest favorites
>anons here are going into rooms with each othersounds very gay
STOP JOINING SO FAST NIGGERS
>>562940029That’s Rhein Kraft’s free alt from main story 2 so no need to roll for that one
>>562940186CM12 lobby15923525
>>562940396bwo set your runners as a team so you can just in 2 clicks
>>562940396
>>562939907I'd rather see an uma or some other character happily eating McDonalds than McDonalds making some shitty Big Mac variant as a collaboration with some shitty ass rapper.
1/4th of the original goalglobal is so fucking dead dude
>>562939243I mean did they really have to do this??
>>562940029It's main story Ku-chan, this is outdated because you also need Stego for every late/end now and you can't borrow her
>>562940539hoooly
>>562932540Am i the only one who didnt get a ything from this?The pop up showed up but theres no cards in the inventory or the song in the jukebox.
I think we could have hit 1 Trillion fans.
32689921
>>562940430Last CM12 lobby99080080
>>562940581yes
>>562940581only torenas who can read got the rewards
If Global is dead then why am I still playing?
>>562939949From my understanding there's only a select few songs that have a vocal track for every single uma. Make Debut, Umapyoi, Ms Victoria, and I think Girls Legend U are the only ones that come to mind. All the other ones are centered around a certain group of umas so the pool is much smaller.
>>562940629are you playing at this very moment?
>get mood down event with -10 energy>failed next turn training because of that (12%), -mood>another random mood down eventHow to get from Great to Bad in just 3 turns. This fucking dogshit game.
>>562940492 You do not care about fast food collaborations this much to have preferences on it, you fat retard. They've BEEN doing shit with anime in Japan and the US, you just can't help but complain about "The West" every single time you open your shitgullet
>>562940649my fragile wife
>>562940629you're dead
>paste code>fullokay guess ill just fuck myself
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>>562940539GODDAMNI have her but I never noticed that
>>562939949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULhhIYbcVmsPretty much
>>562940608Thank you for joiningNow to wait for Nishino...
>>562940690You sound upset.
what do you guys get from posting ai slop for literally hours on end? surely you have something better to do?
>>562940581Don't worry anon, you're not the only one who can't fucking read. A few other anons have also outed themselves as retards ITT.
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I have glued 5 mant runs midway because of zero clocks or no groundwork inspiration since falcon event started
>>562940792thanks for hosting
>stam+guts =1400Is 700 stam enough?
>>562940908i respect how dedicated this guy is to his fetish
>>562940664>gambling away your trainee's healthfucking deserved
>>562940596>people complaining about longslop>when mediumslop is literally just 1200/x/1200/x/1200
Wait does this mean I have to wait for Nishino before I can build my Pace ace this CM?
>>562940926yep
>>562940765Sex with Kitazebra...
>>562940664she yearns for the glue bottle
92007818last one from me guys
>>562940662I'm taking a fat shit, yes
>>562940978no nishinos activation is bad on this track same why no1 is running taiki
>>562940978She's a sprint/mile inherit
?????? glo???
>>562940765sexy inmates in rape jail
>everyone using 1 ace 2 debooferuuuuuuh
that was it from me, I'll be back later on so maybe I'll host again
>>562941083misinformation my beloved
>>562941049>>562941063Thanks! I'll try building my aces now then
Is this good enough to get borrows?
>>562941063Can you point me to where it mentions distance type 2 or 1
>>562939124sweepydev is unironically the most 1488heilhitlerchudmaster guy i know
>1200 guts 200 stamhmm yes
>>562941165>1 starNyo.
>>562941183it's more that it's only on sprints and miles are where "at least halfway through the final corner" is actually where you want to be using accels
>>562941165
>>562941146thanks for hosting
>>562941165Your screenshot might not have uploaded correctly, I only see 1 blue spark
>Purposefully run energy down to zero just before summer>Deploy 4 charms in a row with megaphones and anklets>cheat out of 100+ energy>pop some vitas afteri feel diabolical every time i have the opportunity to line things like this up
>>562941165maaaaybe if she has really good affinity and her parents are 3-3 sparks
>>562932693if the event centered around curren chan then we would have hit.
>>562941083bro is taking 800 stam and stam sparks on a glorified mile race :skull emoji:
Did Witgod not see what happened with the Falco event? I don't think this will be too big of a problem for global.At the very least this hasn't been a problem for me so far with Seiun Sky.
>>562941146ThanksThat Brian win is likely how most of my wins will beAll I can hope for is to gamble my heart out because my cards are dog shit and I don't have Christmas Oguri
>>562941183Nowhere but you realize that sprint, mile and akiten are the only tracks where late-race starts on the later half of final corner or last straight, right?For Aries it would activate too late
>>562932540>cleared by the devs for globalhumiliation ritual
>>562941324This is what the whole legacy looks like. Might be decent as a great grandparent but idk
>>5629409641200/x/1200/x/1200 good1200/1000/x/x/x badSimple as
>>562941083qwo but what if you run into a 4 murmur 2 ASE lobby???
>>562941417there's still time to piggy the selector
>>562941165If the parents have at least 4 of the same white sparks as her, maybe
>>562941459Best she can be used for is to start spark looping but idk how many people bother with that
So if Nishino and Taiki's unique are mainly used for miles and sprints because that's just the way the tracks are designed, then what the fuck do Pace Chasers inherit in medium and long tracks for accel?
>>562941035yeppikaneyepperkitayep
>>562941320>he didnt do this all the time, everywhereWoah, a slow learner
>>562941165I dont care how good your white sparks or grandparents are, I dont borrow anything that doesnt have a 3 star blue on the parent. I'm not gonna gimp my potential legacies like that, even on ace runs.>1star bluelmao
>>562940964>1200x1200x1200 f2piss are happy>12001200xx1200 whales are happy
I only care for lovey dovey images but only if it's from a specific umais that weird?
>>562941428Fair enough I was just thinking for how much nishino was being shilled there be uh more tracks where she'd have a good unique
>>562941476I did. I used the free and paid card one to get my 1 MLB Creek to 3LBAnd I used the uma one on original Opera O because I listened to my heart instead of my brain.
>>562941459Whoops
>>562940834/gbfg/ - granblue fantasy generalthere is a man there, a long time ago he was a boy there. Every day, for 12 hours a day, he complains about the male characters in granblue. The posts are on cooldown. He has been using the same catchphrases and has expressed his desire to rape the lead dev. for 6 Years. Six.
>>562941389Even if I'm forced to take the 5th best nishino borrow it will still be leagues better than anything I can make lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0bRfjU39OTA?si=-mR5u0IRS21OPI8B
>>562941518You might have noticedbut usually we dont run paces on mid/long
random eventnever seen this give the gold skill everwhat do you think
I pulled for Ballroom Fuji am I bricked?
>>562941649SEVEN
>>562941610It just means that you have a devotion to your waifu.
>>562941601>nooo i MUST have a chance at an extra +40 of a stat over the hundreds of SP i can save via white-stacked legacies!this is why global is laughed at.
>>562941738I've heard that joke 6, 7 times and it always makes me laugh
>>562941716I think you need more IQ to understand what the second option says.
>>562941630you did good
Image Gold ShipBut she's romantic and down to fuck like most umas
>>562941716never mind I can't read holy shit I am stupid
I really just don't have the motivation to deal with RNG on a scenario this long...
>>562941714Right now yeah, but surely they changes later in the game is what I am asking. I heard that the Brian alt is when pace chasers on long become good but I wonder if that means just her because she is specifically built for that or if her inherit is good to take, or if some cards will come out that helps that issue.
>>562941634what the fuck are those pinks
>>562938610I think you should shut up
>>562941443Curren cleared it
based witgod is propagating the cunny propaganda into global
>>562941610ye?I'm fine with all rape arts until my oshi got railed
>>562941949>I'm fine with all rape arts until my oshi got railedloser
>>562941864>t.
Does it always have to be rape?
>>562941842>1 dom + 1 stam debufferI guess you dont have rudolphCuzz the stamina debuff kinda doesnt do shit if theres only one on this track
>>562941842>building pure debuffers in 2026ngmi
>>562941949she's cute when she pouts
>>562941974Cute taabo
>>562941863What's the lore here? Oldest and youngest triple tiara winners? (In uma, yes I know Liberty Island is the most recent)
>>562941949You should have saved her
>>562941830I know people say Umas are autistic a lot but Gold Ship is quite literally a high functioning autistic woman. She would be the type to introduce you to Vinny Vinesauce. She would play Warioland 4 on an emulator with the volume on in full. She would get mad if she doesn't get the gamecube controller when playing Smash. This horse has never once thought about sex in her entire life outside of the context of messing with you
clit hammer
>>562942062I don't like how you're right
>>562941842Stop bringing sacrificial girls you dumbass.Literally giving the other people free wins when against you.
>>562941518For long you have to wait Blaze Brian and wit Opera OBut for medium all you can do is gamble with NSM and gold head on until Gentildonna, Chrono Genesis, Speed Teio and Almond EyeThey probably didn't want to make XOguri stronger which is why they didn't give a lot of accels to medium pacers
>>562941995
>>562942020you won't have anything consensual with a girl
>>562942062gold ship is sex incarnate. people just can't get past the hat.i WILL lick her clean after every race.
>>562941847FairI mean brian is prety crazy with her unique being 0.55 velocity and then she gets monster which is 0.4 accel on longswhich is also only on the brian ssr power so my geuss its just brian being viable
>>562941791Bro I get both.There are always plenty of good legacies available with both.I'll take a hit on the grandparent's blue spark or whites if I have to, but the parent needs to be high tier.
>>562940596BUHIIIIIIIIII
Uma with this feel?https://youtu.be/yrdp-mo5Xhc?si=XWt8FO_ASmkNekIV
>>562942167guysI REALLY like horseslike, REALLY REALLY like themLOVE, even.
>>562942246none of them have ssr natieliterally not buhi
>>562932540FAKE AND GAY HAHAHAHAHAH
wheres my ticket? i cant find it
>>562940596WHY DIDN'T I GAMBLE ON THE BIKOPE/BAKUSHIN BANNERIt's been like FIVE MONTHS and im STILL MADI had enough for a spark and i would have started at 1LB on each of them before pulling aaaaaaaaaAAAAA
>>562942364rewards only given to literate players, sorry.
uma rape uma rape
does this mean JP uma was 4 times our size at their prime?
>>562942364I ated it
>join rooms>mediocre S+ oguris are winning over highroll fronts, dabbing even on UGsgeg
>>562942150That's a shameEven the Tachyon alt is bad on mediums? I thought she was specifically designed for that>>562942208Yeah, I might honestly want that Brian. I wasn't originally going to but I have been growing to like Brian more and more.
>>562940027No pipingNo car jokesNo metaphorsJust sweaty, dirty, never ending HORSE SEX with blue retard until she gets pregnant
>>562942364literacy rates of trainers are at an all time low it seems.
>>562942434During a corona weekend, yes.
>>562938579Fuwabohttps://jiggie.fun/fuwabo
>>562942486we're all brown
>>562941649How would /uma/ react if a male character that isn't just a disembodied voice was added to pretty derby?
>>562938642it's unreliable
>>562942434JP got 3 trillion on a weekend, we're gonna get 1 trillion on a weekday. We're probably 1/2 the size
>>562942364
Curren causes me unbearable gender dysphoria help
>>562942480Post that taahbo fanart in which she takes off her hoodie while the other Canopus members watch her while blushing, you know which one
>>562942575me this Sunday
Why does Curren brings out the latent tranny in people?
>>562942040Still in Love's trainer did pic related with Ramonu so SiL was seething and made it her life mission to beat ramonu in the tiara
>>562942538Watch Cinderella Gray, people love Jou Kitahara and Dicta Strikers trainer
