Previous: >>562932540>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
She is my OverlordI am her The Raped
Jordan borgar!
>>562943892WEI
i think i know why i like mejiro mcqueen, im literally her
>>562944002Anime girls eating burgers is the best thing ever
>>562944051show tummy or false
new fag question: what do the ratings for clubs mean
I want Obey Your MasterI want an extremely aggressively American uma
Wasn't the event 2 billion????
>>562944108
>>562944051>didn't say desu waFaker
>>562944150it was 2 trillion, they lowered it to 500 billion
>>562944051Ohayo gozaimasu Mcqueen
>>562944118The higher the rank the more carats and club rewards you get at the end of each month.It's 450 more carat for each rank I think
>everyone is complaining that the goal is too high and asking cygames to lower it>they do so>still complaining You faggots are impossible to please.
Okay but I really really really realy really really really really really really really realy really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego
>>562944013it's wahey now...
it wasn't 6 million
I miss you everyday bro, why;d you leave me all alone?
>>562944159I'm proud to admit that I've done a similar thing in the past, and it tasted great
>>562944249
>Final race of this career is Nakayama 2000mhuh
Digitan LOVE
>>562944159i have this every week
>>562944159I'm still mad that a lot of stuff that was on youtube got nuked
2h till I run 5 aces careers only to glue because the 1st inspiration is gold but has 0 medium spark yippeeeeeee
>>562943876time to build Suzuka
>>562944209sniff
>>562944272Im right here tho
fucking stop with this BULLSHIT
>>562944051you should have sex with me then
>>562944118The rating is based off of how many total fans the club has earned that month. If the club is in the top 1000 it gets A rank, 500 for A+ 100 for S, and I think you need to be top 10 to get SS.The higher your rank the more monthly gibs you get. This is why most of the higher ranked clubs have fan quotas, danchou will you kick you out if you dont meet them at the end of the month.
>>562944495dokai deio :DDDDDD
>>562944241>This time imma let it all come out>This time imma stand up and shout >Imma do thing my WEI>It's my WEI>my WEI>Or the high WEI>Some day you'll see things my WEI
>>562944495TOTALTEIOVICTORY(I was the Dia)
im getting no items todayafter reset only good thing in the store were grilled carrots
Adorkable Falcon
i think the main problem with the umamusume anime is that they keep picking these sick ass horses that won a lot
Today I will fucking do itNobody stop meI am going to TRAIN TOKAI TEIO IN TRACKBLAZER
Troons are not welcome here by the way
>>562944372noooo please don't post more of my wife
>>562944596How can you still post images of Falshit after her failure of an event
My opinion has arrivedhttps://youtu.be/vkb8ssW3buE
>>562944583Teio is underappreciated for sex
>>5629444614/5 ace runs didn't get groundwork today...
>>562944495Can I have the deck of that Teio? Pretty please?>>562944404Same I used to watch it when I was bored, or sad. Frens also used to host a watchalong every week
im going to the shart fartcon want me to pick up anything
Are you pulling for Nishino?
post what you ate /uma/ ill start
not enough lewd images in this thread
>>562944735her unique is mostly useful for pacers right? If so then nah
>>562944686Inari One is built for sniffing
>>562944159>americans be like: "We have the best soft power in the world">american soft power:
>>562944735yeah
i wish hachimi was real
>>562944605You're right, we need a 3 cour on a horse that constantly bombed that isn't Haru
>>562944495>>562944730Skills too if possible thank
>>562944735no
>>562944735I already have the 30k ready set apart for her.
She's a bit like her mom, isn't she?
>entire section for xoguri
if I use nisiho, then nishino shouldn't kill my mant runs
>>562944813please stop posting fetish content, I dont want to get hard right now
nice claw machine timing, sweepyKEK
>>562944808
>>562944735yes, I'm hoarding my carats my for her
Don’t roll for XOguri, evolved skills soon
>>562944873
>>562944947lmao i actually tried the coke and peanuts thing a few days ago, its not bad
help.https://jiggie.fun/40pWMh
jigger jumpscare
>>562944912
>>562943926Me when trying to follow that Kita parent
>>562944834>>562944730
Don’t roll for XOguri, EoS soon
>>562944735I got a spark and 70 tickets just for her. Hopefully the tickets are enough
>>562944674>800 stam 600 guts for a 2000m racewitgawd please....
Energy +30Skill points +10Speed -5Power +5Slow Metabolism
>>562944735witgod seemed pretty serious about f2p pulling her.but i shant.
Narita!
>>562944735YesAnd I will run her in CM12
>>562944820ideally a horse that lost a bunch and steadily got better and ended its career on a win but because horse racing is blackpill all the way down that shit doesn’t exist
Is our current meta the exact same as JP?The early stuff we got has already been caught up with, so everything is identical to how it was in JP now, correct?
>>562944735I have 30k carats, 20 tickets and nothing to pull until SweepyWhy not
>>562945000>coke and peanutsOkay now I'm curious. Luckily I have both normal Coke and Coke Zero available and only thing missing is peanuts>>562945056Thank you!
any cute oneesans like picrel here?
>>562944735She isn't Twin Turbo so no Yes I'm aware that Turbo is a 1* and will be easy to pull
what if oguri was plappable
>>562944735Fuck yeah, been saving up carats since forever. If you've ever watched a race with her, you know that little midget can run.
>>562944735yea
600 stamina, radiant star AND A DREAM
Which thread clubs have an opening?
>>56294473515% speed and 15% pow is literally 20% speed and 20% pow on a highroll which is pretty insanei will force her into a late surger for cm12
>>562945174not exactly, fronts aren't as strong as they were in JP, we got year 2 balance patches
>>562945174nyo, Global players know how to play the game. JP was probably still running S+ Rice Showers in the CM at this point
>>562945207Yeah
Copano Rickey is kinda nice
>>562944735No. Air Shakur is right around the corner.
>>562945174kita’s smartest soldier
>>562945262And we are in year 2 now
>>562945174If you look up their old CM A finals they're about the same as our B finals
>>562945301omg hiI hope you had/will have a good day today sis...!!
>>562945358Not yet, still a couple of months away
Agnes Tachyon Manhattan Cafe pantyhose sandwich
>>562945302Shan’t roll for paceslop
dirt
>>562945415Then if you are talking about 2nd anniversary patch we didn't get it
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562944735She's not in my plans, but I pulled Dia really quickly so I have almost a full extra spark budgeted. Hmmmm.
>>562945158The best I can think of is Stay Gold, and Monte Prince
Psych Ward finest Round 1!Chose the grippiest and wettest socks on the block, 4 lowest voted umas are out each round:https://poal.me/lqte58
no one is actually pulling for nishino
>>562945552My name isn't "no one"..
>>562945515stay gold would be cool
Curren is the kind of uma that hangs around fugly umas like Ayabe to make herself look better in comparison.
I am still shocked that nips managed to grind out 3 trillion fans in 2 days on a more dogshit version of this shit scenario. Like what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>562945596ok nobody
her name is flower
>>562945547>global, which barely hit a fraction of japan's activity evidenced by the shart pigeon event, should pull for a pace parenttopkekwitDUM
>>562945596no but seriouslyshe's weirdtypical cygay agents shilling before a banner dropit's so blatant
>>562945541Reddit ass poal
>>562945085It's to survive awful mood+rushed with no recoveries
deflower nishino
tokai teio just lost her debut race...
I'm shrimply not rolling for parent umas. Sorry! hahahahahaha
>>562945648how many times does it need to be said? There were 2-3 times more jp players at the time than we have now on global
do NOT pull out for nishino flower
sex with the rapist (Nishino Flower)
>>562945541Are we voting on mental illness or sex appeal?
do NOT pull out of Nishino Flower
>>562945642The shitty NTR movie has cute umas like Curren in it???
junior mate debut
>>562945721this""""""""""parent farming""""""""""" is the gayest and most soulless thing in this game and I won't engage with it ever
>>562945814yesayabe is also right therentr is cute too...
>>562944735Yes.
>>562945693Where exactly am I going to get the 800 stamina from when I need power too?This isn't viable for f2p deck. And you niggers shill him as second coming of poorfag Jesus?
pulling the pull out planner for nishino flower..
You guys all suck at the gams
TEIO STEPPU :DDD
>>562945814no, that's the Tachyon movie
I will simply roll for fillies just like how I will always run Mr. Hanshin's race and the fillies revue. It's that easy.
>>562945923i won cm, i objectively don't
I am skipping Nishino Flower for Yaeno Muteki!
she is not only a parent though
>>562945814is there such a thing as a uncute uma?
>>562945798Mental illnesses IS sex appeal so both
>>562946010Of course not, just like how there are no uncute anons..
FIRST INSPIRATIONLOCK INmissed a blue power spark somehow but whatever
we're all saving for cheerleader nature
>witgod shilling front runners>VF will of course shill front runnersguess I'll have to make that Ogurin with Dober's unique witgod recommends...
>>562945721I probably would roll for Nishino but only run her once and use whatever sparks that run generates
I'm going to roll for support from now on till cb and Sirius, also for Scarlet Christmas if she had a rerun banner later on because that version is pure sex
>>562944735
>>562946073From the thumbnail I thought Makween was trying to sniff a boot..
>>562945978Bamboo memory my beloved
>>562945984I'll make her a parent
>>562945984I will also make her a mother
>>562945696
>>562946114>back in the real world>everyone irunning lates+paces>my angling xoguri winskek
>>562946010Ryan, Shakur, Stay Gold, Goldship, Dream Journey, NTR, Tachyon, Taishin, Biwa, Ticket, Seeking the Pearl
if i have ignited spirit wit on both my debuffers do i still need to take pp on my front ace?
>>562946173why is she pregnant in this pic
I want to have sex with Nishino Flower.
nishino is made for intense baby making and breeding i am so sick and tired of parent farming
>>562945814Yes! It has NTR, who is EXTREMELY cute and the protagonist!
>>562946173This is still the most evil image posted here, even worse than the horse knees guy
>>562946269Fag
Is the green devil going to ask me this every run for every new scenario from now on?
>have been doing maru runs for multiple days and it has been a breeze>try to squeeze in a run this morning and it literally didn't win a single g1 and gave up after first summer>boot up another run and it's jobbing againthey broke my hag...
>>562946269dont say that...
>try to do something different and make a Dober ace>it loses>make a plain Oguri ace>it winsthis game fucking blows
3 guts 3 wit for guts build yay or nay
>>562946361yeppers
>>562946331she whose name is abbreviated
Why are people like this
Where was this propaganda for bright?
>>562946481Mambwo...
>>562946280how is an early race positioning skill going to help your debuffers, and how is two different umas having a positioning going to save you from having to run PP on your own ace.the answer is yes, you need PP/wit on the actual fronts
>>562946269excuse your shit taste
>>562946481I'm in this picture!!
>>562946269faggot
>>562946412yayppers
>>562946187We love both halves of Bamboo Muteki here
>>562946337Uhh, there's nothing evil about this picture.
>>562946554Who? Where? WHYYYYYYYYY?????!!!! *rapes you*
>>562946269impeccable bait
>>562946583Question: How do you win medium abd long races during the career with such low stamina? Do you run them?
>>562946501we needed to post popaganda? I forgor
>>562946269nyo....
Mob umas blew the named npcs out of the fucking water
>>562946289I am despondent that this image cannot be smelled
>>562944051Post cleats
>>562946528god fucking dammit, it's a pain in the ass to get both
>GOOD MORNING! stamp posted>dirt shoes requestedyeppers, looks like today's gonna be another great day :)
>>562944206
>>562946678high guts generally makes up for low stamina
>>562946678I cheat with a white recovery
>>562946804but reset is in 1h20mins
>>562946780Fronts require autismIt will not get easier
>>562946481I am also in the picture! Also dirt shoes are based. Did you know that Fuku ran his debut on dirt too?
>>562946695>blockedyou're gonna get late surger moments later, don't laugh
>>562946842just in time for him to finish his dailies!
I haven't done a single career in 4 days, am I bricked?
>>562946269BNWbros...
>>562946481my club keeps requesting long shoes...
>>562946842I'll request some more in 8 hours don't worry ;)
Should I pull for Nishino Flower? I'm a pedophile btw in case that's relevant.
>>562946678buy a white and pray you don't get creek/mcfat/rice/bright rivals
>>562946269>BNWfUCK YOU
>>562946960ayabe sexo
>>562946960NO MEANS NO!
>>562946991based listbut remove ntr
>>562946880My lvl 6 Fuku does remarkable well during career on a 2 spd/pow/wit deck.
>>562946269forget about bait bwo threw a whole fishing net
the real idiots are the people that wait until reset to put up their request. it's bad enough that you only request dirts but you're also 1) deliberately refusing to help those that missed their 10 the day prior and 2) forcing everyone to wait around on the club-screen to manually donate your purposefully delayed request.
>>562946935Maybe they all have long feet
The fuck? We only get to use the u=ma2 shit for one CM? Why were we told to farm Fuku Tach parents?
>>562946531taishin wouldn't wear this
>>562947082Yeah but its a pain to leave the daily unfinished
>>562947082Mambro...
>>562946269Its impossible for someone to be this much of a FAGGOT so it must be bait
>>they lowered the requirements to a quarter of the originallolglobal is never beating the dead server allegations
>>562947082I'm too lazy to request more than once per day bwo so I might as well request during the shoe rush
>>562947082I do all of thisi will not stop doing it
>>562946780that's why frontrunner parent autism involves borrowing a prudent positioning+ignited wit+groundwork legacy and looping sparks in parent runs where you're running bakushin/falco's SSRs and Kawakami Princess' speed card. If you fell for the "skip FM/KP" gaslight then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, I love NTRNariTa bRian
>>562947221sorry we just don't have the chink botting and nipenis autism
>>562947329Nobody says this
>>562947274Falco gives the same skill and didn’t require you to roll on a brick
Yeah, I love NTRNice naTuRe
>>562947274why would I need to run Kwabakami
>>562947368My name isn't Nobody
>>562947274problem is i do have kp mlb but i dont want to use 3 fucking speed cards in my deck
>>562946898Imagine you are a horse owner and when your horse finally get to become an umamusume Cygames show you a fugly design like Mejiro or Air
Bros... the parent runs are not paying off...
Yeah, I love NTRagNes TachionR
Yeah I love NTROguriN CapTR
>>562945017most important part of the jiggie
>>562947424You forgot a space there n't Nobody.
>Cygames lowered the requirements to 500BilYou can't make this shit up. I thought they would tune it down to like 1Tril or 800Bil, so we would be challenged, but not given freely. But with this low numbers global either 1) sucks 2) employed 3) have low as shit playerbase compared to jp.
>>562947435Groove's not that ugly...
I love MatikaneFukuKitaru
ruined by avatarfag award
>>562947374>Falco gives the same skillthe chance of getting a white skill makes the card weaker for parent runs>>562947429>parent run>>562947407carefully reread the post you replied to, bro
Did anyone receive the Umadol event reward? I don't seem to have receive it...
sexo with air shakur
>>562947435Miracle (Fat) would say this.
>>562947493
>>562947329I don't remember posting this
I won a 53% gamble on wit training. I'm happy.
>>562945515Do Deuce but his last race being a DNS is kinda sad because his career was otherwise an incredible journey, considering his main rivals were Tastiera, Equinox, Liberty Island, Stars On Earth, etc, it was a very stacked gen and there was lots of competition. He won big and lost big, there's lots of drama and kino to play off from.Also his jockey was Take, it does not get any more kino than that.
>>562947082I didn't forget to request shoes in my club thanks to you chu
>>562946991>>562946898BNW?
>>562947625bnwo...
>>562947563and i would do it all over again
>>562947625BrianNice NatureWonder (as in grass)
>globetards aren't even going to hit one-trillion (1,000,000,000)unironically, EoS is soon.
>>562947625biwa, narita brian and winning ticket
>>562947550I read it and Kwabakami is still shit gwo.
>>562947726good, then all the brown people will leave
>>562947625BrianNTRWaeno Muteki
I've yet to find someone say he likes this uma
>>562947625It's a car
>>562947625Biwa HayahideNarita BrianWonder Acute
i love Air_Messiah_ so much it's unreal.
>>562947608Dodo won too much to be what anon is looking for
>>562947774I like this uma
>>562947774Cute dress for a mob uma
>>562947729why not call them BBW?
>>562947774lately I've been feeling tempted to like her just to be contrarian
>>562947774Air is a fan favorite, what do you mean?
>>562947774I felt this way about Mejiro Bright when she came out lmao
>>562947563we did it reddit!
One (UNO) fucking barbeque away...
>>562947774She shows up with Air Shakur so I like her
>>562946501I did my part desu waaa
>>562947774>I'm not like other people, I oshi Air MessiahNo one says this
>>562947774>ZRR but flatWhy would they do this?
>>562944735No. I will pull for a card banner later, probably Mr CB.
>>562947726Grand Live will save the game
so did global flop or not? i saw just 6m revenue on anni selector skem from global?
>>562947908If by fan favorite you mean that there's a singular uma fan that has her as his favorite uma
Mejiro Agnes
>>562947962Marvelous needs 2 BBQs
>>562947774She’ll get contrarian fans once main story 2 hits
Global is unironically funding jp servers.
>>562948082your mom flopped around like a seal after I banged her with my massive 4 incher (bigger than you're dads)
Psych Ward Finest round 2!Eliminated(DNQ with 0 votes):>Sakura Bakushin O>Matikanefukukitaru>Daitaku Helios>Yaeno Muteki>Meisho Doto>Oguri Cap4(5) lowest voted eliminated:>Gold Ship>Super Creek>Mihono Bourbon>Kitasan Black>Twin TurboEach with one vote.https://poal.me/vnuxi
wtf? no one bought the 20 dollar selector?
>>562948191I wish global did it ironically.
>>562948140Evil Mejiro
>>562948245Only the support card one.
bros how do I increase my staminaarima is coming and I don't want to buy her recoveries just yer
>>562946284Because I made her a parent.
Oguri Crap is NOT attractive
>>562947774She's on my pull list
>>562948310run as late and hope for downhill witchecks
>>562948310Arimais a kind of long that you win even if you have 150 stamina idk. Tenno Sho is pretty much a skip lol
>>562948245The only time global Uma ranked high was during the Kitasan banner and you needed to dump like $500+ to MLB her
>>562948245I bought the support card one. Not the uma one. no uma is worth 20 bucksexcept...
>>562948245I got both because its the only thing of value they ever sold in this shitty game
Why are umas like this
>>562948435>posts the unticketable uma
>>562948435bwo?
>>562948470because you're making them race too much
>>562948470Women (especially teenagers) are moody
dirt this dirt that how about do a run
>>562948371She’s hot AF
>>562946481You get free club points from begging for shoes once a day. But you also get free club points for donating shoes, so what the fuck is wrong with your club?
https://poal.me/qbh1ipImportant poll, add your favorite uma if she isn't there yet
>>562947962Oguri needs 2 BBQs
>>562948401>>562948402>ran her as paceoh, so you can win arima with less than 300 stamina no skills huh
>>562948560Maybe if she gained some weight and grew curves like her mom
>>562948537it was just 3 races oct-nov, you always do that
>>562948245there's a chinese server lol?>noo bwo! steam charts aren't indicative of anything since everyone plays on mobile!kek
>>562948228she will use it to fap
>>562948590STOP THE COUNT
>I'm going to retain class 6 for the first time everThank you MANT for filtering the opposition
>>562948245I bought the selector to mlb NN to 3* and the buyer remorse is already hitting me that I'm never reaching SS 18k competitive level without NTR
Is pokke 4chan?
>>562948554I don't think I will.
>>562948590voting special chud because it would be funny if she won
>>562948687That's a weird way of spelling Air Shakur
Gimlet saw its own reflection
>>562948245sorry bwo, I'm not spending money until GL starts
>>562948714That's fine not like you'll get kicked or anything
>>562948554i've given up three runs today.
>>562948554I did 2, take it or leave it danchud
>>562948590>not a single suzuka votePost a cryer
>>562948783Her ears look like horns
>>562948783>giving up runsI'm so in need of Kikka Sho and Hanshin JF sashes and also moneys that I can't afford giving up runs
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really love Stego.
this seiun piece of shit card bricked my run because now I will explodefucking helldidn't even get escape artistback to suzuka ssr...>2* speedcan't even use this for GL
>>562948903
>>562948908Bright poster…
borger
>>562948624>tiara scheduleoh no no no no no no
>>562948970unrestrained doesnt work this track so idk why you'd use suzuka
>>562948974Why 3.28m?
>>562948945>steals my cardigan
>>562948621She is canonically both fat fuck and slim sport chic at the same time
>>562948908bwo, i...
>>562948245I bought both the card and the horse selector.
>wah wah wah i keep dying to Nishino G3/failing longsJust buy some fucking skills, you dont even need to put points on golds, just 2-3 grey speed skills and 1 grey heal, thats it, thats all you need for a MANT run, you can spend the rest of your 6 gorillion points from racing later.
>>562949028stam suzuka for relevant hints + concentrationbut maybe I should use creek instead...
>globetards literally don't play the gameexplains why there isn't a single good dober parent for a late-heavy CM mere weeks away. we're not making it past GL.
>>562948970qmo your stam sparks?
Wanna test my umas. CM12263314142633141426331414
>>562949208post flashu
>>562948979>>562949070It only clicked with me because I noticed the file wasn't named devilish.jpg
>>562949117Because nobody fucking runs late, everyone is either doing 2x fronts + oguri or coping to get into B finals
>>562949123I'm not disabled, thank you
>>562948687She has incel energy, but no.
>>562949056Show me fat of she (curvy)
me when Teio (fuck Teio)
Even If I cant get into A i'm just going to triple dominator because fuck you
>>562949242
it is what it is
>>562949117>late-heavy CM?
deboofers were a mistake
I want my SSR ticket NYOOOOWWW
non-guts deck>tons of guts ankletsguts deck>zero guts ankletswow so funny
>>562949358>same hair ornament as his uma counterpartCUTE!!!
>danchud changed his uma for the third time this month
>>562948970why are you using a stam card on a stam growth uma on a pseudo mile track though
>>562949415>gives an Air Shukur in your pathyou rike?
Come test your uma! I'll do 4 more rooms.2/5922867179228671792286717
>>562949473
>>562949539she could easily lift you
>>562949358cute
>>562949415you'll get a shit LB0 anyways bwo
>>562949358kinda gay to put a hair tie to the right ear cause he is male (real)...
>>562949024you expect me to feed chiyono long sparks while also trying to get Medium S?
>>562949521At this point air shakur is gonna feel better than getting a dupe for one of your mlb cards that you spent selectors and crystals on.
>>562949502Mambro....
>>562949208Gimlet is so cool
Why is Ryan always the one stealing my scenario records...
>>562949304She is stacked
>>562949403>medium CM thus debuffers>strongest comp for the CM has two lates>only option for f2p/non-oguri users are gamblersretard.
>>562949660counterpoint, both of them are going to be cleated anyway
>>562949681
>>562948908I wonder why that is?
>>562949685oguri is, by far, the least sexual uma.
>>562949698dominators are not trve lates, you are not using them to gamble
>>562949485The staff at Versailles Resort Farm have all sorts of decorations and stuff related to Umamusume for the horses that have a counterpart in the game. Their main way of exposure has always been being in contact with social media and to jump on promotions, the Cygames contract has to be the best one by far, next to the Yogibo one that gave us sleepy Admire Japan and Ready Aiko.
>>562949515it's literally more optimal because of synergy with her growth what
Is there any point in keeping Guts Ticket if I have MLB Natie?
>>562948590>Need to decide between Digitan and KinguTough call...
>>562949861>spending 300sp on dominator means your 1200/x/1200/x/1200 grass wonder and rudolf aren't gamblersumazing.
>>562949923team trials score and event bonus
>>562949830
>>562949883>literally more optimalExplain to me how it's more optimal. Explain what having more stamina than the required amount does. Elaborate on why you shouldn't use a power card that will train power and stamina at the same time.
>>562949554Rooms taking awhile to fill. I guess people are still building aces. Thanks for joining!
>>562949840nta but when I finally got an Ogurin I realized she's pretty cute. I bet she'd make a good wife.
I'm going to run triple debuffer this CM just to fuck with (Your) lobbies.
>>562949840Literally made for baby making sex
I want to have sex
>>562950018what did she mean by this?
>>562949983>Explain what having more stamina than the required amount doesyou train until it's sufficient?? power cards are actually useless your nishino is a total brickit's 10x easier to train if you use power sparks with a stam card
>everyone is using the same compThis is the most soulless CMAnd I thought CM11 was soulless
>>562949987I don't have a single ace yet...
>>562950030That doesn't really accomplish anything though? Your opponents will get the equal amount of debuffs, while you lose regardless. If you want to troll, then do something like all pace debuffs only to fuck over xoguri users, while letting others win.
I will run XOguri with regular Oguri's outfit just to give all my rivals false hope
>>562950158blame the hog faggots
>>562950158Needed Evo skills during first anni
>>562950198outfits are client side anon
>>562950096Glutinous Beast wants to choose a star she will consume for dinner
>>562950158There is just literally nothing that's as strong as Xog + 2 doms
Whenever someone posts something retarded I get a little hard
>>562949969People are really going nuts over that Fenomeno
>>562950193Thanks for the suggestion. I'll look into which cards I have can hit pace.
>>562950108the Kita I posted was with power parents, but go ahead and use creek and see how far that gets you
do grass/tachyon/rudolf ever win or should I just build dedicated debuffers?
>>562950158welcome to hogslop, you rike?
>>562950158CM11 was better because I could build a Rice that can and did winOguri just invalidates everyone in medium
>>562950257Are you shitting me?
>>562950394Sometimes yeah
I'm going to run triple end closer to dodge your evil eye.Ooh, I have the evil eyeI, I, I see your soulYou wear it on your faceIt's worn in what you do
>>562950435This is really easy to test, just join an /uma/ room and ask them what they see.
the real 4chan uma^_^
>Summer training is a complete flop, 2 rounds no friendship 2 rounds 1 friendship*sigh*
>>562950462Tell which ones you're using.
>>562950158that is the joy of being 4th bottom sloppy second after nip, chink and gook are aleady done with mant lol. The meta is already figured out and everyone is copying each other
>first career run with Seiun Sky>2 failed trainings>2 +30 rests>7 mood downs>out of clocks by first summer>6 lost races, 4 of which G1what's her fucking problem?
>>562950279Here is something retarded just for you
>>562950474She's only /s4s/ but nobody here has ever been on that board
>>562950158this game’s ”pvp” isn’t fun so idk why you’d ever play anything but hard meta
niggers, what team comp do i run if i don't like making people mad?
>>562950604I'm actually thinking about Ayabe, Cafe and Dia but I'll probably keep Dia as a late. Yes, I lied.
>>562950795define 'making people mad'
>>562950703Retards are for breeding
>>562950795Honest triple pace
>>562950683You didn't roll for her day 1.
>>562950795Who fucking cares?
>>562950795just play triple gambler and coin-flip.
>>562950795Triple front and choke out their Oguri from preferred position and hope something else doesn't proc.
>>562950770i like watching a horse i like run not some bitch i don't care about
>try XOguri + 2 dominators in practice rooms>winwait you guys weren't lying?
>>562950857jerk off before you post next time
>>562950364done with an even shittier card than creek for reference>higher stam>higher power>higher guts>higher wit>37 racesnow what busterthe nishino strat does not look consistent whatsoever
>>5629507953 ends
>>562950947Why would we be lying?
>>562950158every CM is soulless because you either run whatever faggot meta there is or you're left in the dust and you're lucky to make it to B finals
>>562950795Uraraoonige Suzuka (1 stamina)Bakushin
>>562950795triple end closer sabotage
>>562950960I jerk off while Im posting, thank you very much
good thing that stamina is just a suggestion right bwos
>>562950394Grass seems to do well enough to warrant building her as a real ace with a 300 sp tax
>>562950947Can XOguri+Oshi+Dominator Ace work?
>>562950939ok nobody’s stopping you
>>562951056you're playing xoguri anon, pretty sure you can queue up with 300 and you'll live
>>562951021you lie all the time
>>562951056>Standard distance>NakayamaNah. You good.
>>562951056you have the equivalent of two golds in recovery, bwo.
Triple pace will throw the hoggers all over the place
>>562950970nice skills on those cards
>anything but spring runner
>>562951081yeah if your oshi has dominator
>Victorious>True Way of Kings>Skill Master>Sprinter Stayer>Turf TusslerWhich one's the most soulful epithet
*ahem*I hate mile B
>>562944735I have XOguri so I kinda have to
i want to fuck maruzensky in the choberigu
>>562951056>prepared to passgod I love agemasen cards
>>562951239I like True Way of Kings.
>>562951205
>>562951246medium-B is a worse fate.
>>562951239i like miss dolphin
>>562951056>>562951263speed star is .005 lengths of distance gained in CM12 its not worth the price
>>562951206She doesn't, it'd be double Pace :T
who's the most gremlin uma? I kinda wanna sex a total gremlin uma
>>562951438Taabo
>>562950736We're not all newfigs grampa
>>562951438Tamamo CrossInari One Pick your poison depending on your tit size fetish
>>562951438Stinko or Tamamo, most likelyprobably stinko
>>562951362You'll lose the mirror match if they have it and you don't.
>>562951438
>>562951438>he has to ask
>>562951438Fukukitaru
>>562951147thankssirius is actually underratedyou can cancel her event for a free pto and 30 skill points, so your other ones have a higher chance of finishing. and it's the optimal path too unlike cancelling the ssr fuku card
>>562951121No? A non gold recovery is only 1.5%hp and gold recovery is 5%hp, too lazy to look up how much hp inherent uma2 heals but I know for sure it ain''t 2 gold skills bro
>>562951525wow yeah i expect to lose if they have an extra gold and i let the 300 sp evaporate
Do not fall for the propaganda
>>562951631Festive Miracle is worth 2 whites, 3 whites = 1 gold. 6 whites = 2 gold.
Did I miss something? I don't see any of the Idol rewards in my inventory.
>>562951438the windy stinker
>>562951631It is 1 gold + 3 whites or smth like that
>>562951525just buy other skills brolike idk, It's On? Killer Tunes? Those are far more valuable if you have the deck space
>>562951578You’re using Sirius as a worse Curren Wit.Just borrow Curren.
>>562951726umapyoi?
>>562951726READ NIGGA READ FALCO TELLS YOU IN THE FUCKING SCREENSHOT
>>562951753she's stronger THOalso speed bonus which is nice for 1 speedering
>>562951631why do you retards insist on broadcasting your retardedness
>>562951715oh right kinda forget C.oguri unique has heal, I only count the available 4 recoveries
>>562951726your acc is bricked
>>562951726>he missed her birthday concert
Whats the card/inherit setup on HOG2 speed 3 wit 1 power and all inherits into power?
>>562951818That's about the after concert sex, it's common for idols to get nakadashi'd after concerts by their producers anon.
>>562951543I want her so bad
>>562951818No she isn’t. Read her unique. Think about the scenario you’re playing.
>>562950970I have no idea how people get stat like this on quad wit cards.Feels like a different world I know nothing about.
>>562944735nyoo
>>562951806Thanks, I'm retarded.
>>562951246I HATE CHIYO
>>562951726>Can't read>Can't farmDid globelkeks really need the total cut to 1/8th. Can't even hit 1t?
I'm used to being looked at with pity, so thanks cygames.
>>56295193620% speed growth hits different.
>>562951935Meant for>>562951861
>>562952041stego legs SEXO
is suzuka weak to anal?
>>562951912witgod dropped his xoguri guide here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkb8ssW3buEas long as you inherit uma2 you're good
>>562952041what the fuck is the point of stay gold's dress being that long if half of it is transparentjust keep it short to begin with
>>562952313>fashionlet
>>562950947Feels great, doesn't it?
Uma players when confronted with basic reading comprehension (they are incapable of it)
IF YOU'RE BLOCKED
>>562952041nakadashi is asking for it
>>562951081sure, believe in retards bringing front runners
>>562951935>>562952063>curren>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>15 higher mood effect (equivalent to like 2 TE)>same race bonus as siriussure sirius starts with lower friendship bonus but you always get the wit facility to level 5...and plenty of rainbows. it just scales which is fine because you don't hit the big wit numbers until later anyway. and as said the speed bonus is super duper awesome>>562951936what >>562952051 said, with non-speed growthers you NEED two speed and have to high roll with 3 wit cards for 1200. not ideal!
>>562952235this deck composition pisses me off
>>562952364Why not nature for all seeing eyes?
oguri crap as in shit
>>562952235why did witgod pull ssr zenno? is he trying to tell us something?
>>562952549Oguri can't be killed with stamina debuffs
>>562944272you are not alone, you are without. and the love, longing, and remembrance you bring to those around you will give him a second life through your own
>>562952613That card is his groundwork pasa of support cards, he believes in farming right/left handed parents.
>>562947625Black CaviarNature StripWinx
>>562952041Nakayama Festa the most boyish one here somehow
this is very annoying to look atwhat do you mean an extra 10% TE doesnt do shit
>>562952708Thanks Hishiama Neesan
>>562952475She also has 5 base TE, on top of the higher base Friendship bonus, on top of the higher starting friendship, and the higher specialty priority.She is effectively stronger with all of her clicks until Senior year summer, and even then it’s close. The 30 energy is also invaluable.
Tucker
sirius fucking agemasened from the brink fuck this shit im going back to yeppers
>>562952232you asked this yesterday with the same image, fuck off
FINALLY
>>562952848I don’t know why /uma/ is so insistent on thinking Curren Wit is bad
>>562952041w-where is feno
>>562952760Tbh why not? +60 speed is solid, half of distance S apt
>>562953115what's the uid again?
When did the lobby umas change to summer uniforms? Was I just not paying attention?
>>562953115NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS TOO SLOW
>>562953180492140976623hope you get in
>>562953115whos this guy supposed to be
>>562953115anon, that thing is useless for like 6 months
>>562953167Anon, I...She hasn't had one yet, people are banking on the upcoming 6.5 Anni to have her.
>>562953165she's nothing special in terms of production and straight dogshit for skills. you would never borrow her.
>>562953249>492140976623thankswhy is this super good and at what time does he clear followers?
>Curren fucked 1.5 trillion fans to help us outBASED
>>562952041Jani sex
>>562953181Agnes Tachyon's bare thigh peek......am I too horny, /uma/?
>>562953165Sprint CM is like once per 3 scenarios
>>562952041Imagine drinking Nakayama Festa piss bros, the thought of the fizz going down my throat is making me go crazy.
>most of my mares get covered by Maruzensky or Northern Taste
>>562953451why not read his fucking bio you retard
>go through a great Tama parent run >6* power 4* straightaway spurt grandparents >guts 1* >when guts was 400 God damn it all
>>562953115Oh, another kita to borrow?Nice
so bored now that falcon event is over... I guess I'm gonna touch my cock a little bit
>>562953434She’s comparable to every other SSR Wit Card thanks to her high starting friendship and prio>>562953482Yeah, and Cafe Wit is only good for Longs
>>562953697can you touch mine too
>>562953680wtf code to this one
>>562953623It doesn’t really matter what your guts or other stats are, since stat pick is a different roll
W-what did she mean by this!? I thought Curren was the slut?
/uma/ is incapable of evaluating cards that their favorite sloptuber didn’t recommend to them
>>562953791If stat pick is a different roll then why have I gotten three wit and gut sparks. Explain that magic man
>Get new umas>Go back to URA so I can play their storylinesDamn I miss how simple URA was in terms of mechanics
>>562953821Anon is going to be real disappointed when all she gives him is a handshake and signed cheki
>>562953821
if i get xoguri while rolling for nishino it's wraps for you niggas
>>562953913she's going to shake my carrot
>>562953750if it's bigger than my 5 incher I might consider it
>>562953780Find it on DB.
i had a dream where they added a new pace style like big niiga for fronts, called "grinder" where it's a pace that uses power instead of stamina and it just stalks a front and tries to push them into the rail to break their run like a sicko
>>562954068thanks, I just realized it's actually not that good
>>562954184>copeNo probs bwo
>>562953891Statistics does not guarantee predicted results on short data set. If you run 100 runs, the distribution of sparks will be much closer to 1/5 for each. After the stat is picked your stat value is checked to roll how many stars you get, but having 0 guts and 1200 everything else does not influence your chance to roll guts sparks whatsoever
>>562953821Please be a tier 3 sub to Curren's umafans.
Why wasn't fukukitaru the protagonist of Season 1?wouldnt the relationship with suzuka make more sense? And it would make a win over Suzuka actually impactful
>>562953680>already had itI should grab some coffee
>>562954271I guess that makes sense. Still makes me mad
>>562954350
>>562954313who gives a FUCK about Suzuka
>>562954313Season 1 of the anime blew chunks and Fuku being as underrepresented was a massive mistakethough you could say the same of most umas from seasons 1-3
>>562954313Noone cares about Matikanejobberkitaru.
>>562954313That would...end up weird
>>562954228nah I actually tried to look for it on the DB and realized there were tons of other kitasans there that were as good or better
it has been 11 maya runs and i still have not seen a single med Sthese mile sparks are ruining me
My Ogurin is using hydrate to activate her unique...
>>562954313They wanted to fit in Suzuka and Golden Gen at the same time, you can easily tell why. It's easy money, but they failed at writing anything interesting out of the combination. Golden Gen and Suzuka's domination needed their own series.
>use whistle>Why is whistle so good bros?
>>562954313Nobody fucking cares about your stupid fucking meme horse outside of her cards. "OH, look at this 7 be lucky ahahaha", get some real fucking taste in uma you disgusting troglodyte. It's not funny or quirky to like bad uma on purpose.
>>562954313they needed Special Education to be the protagonist so they could do the mandatory Japan beats gaijin challengers wanking
>>562954676drop radiant star bwo
I just want season 4 of pretty derbytoo bad all we're getting now is cinderella shounenshit
>>562954724>entire run depends upon two four-turn windows>for just 20 currency, you can increase that window significantly>/uma/ consensus is that whistles are badremember, global doesn't play the game. never trust anything they say.
>>5629547877 and you drop your phone, cracking the screen.
lol whistles are for the end of the game to cap the stats you need and potentially the first summer where youd want to press wit
kingu
>>562951573NOT A GREMLIN
>>562954868This but a canopus centric season, stop adding umas to spica ffs
>>562954806>Lets do special week and Suzuka at the same time!>>Nothing is accomplished at all
>>562954868What would an /uma/ written season containLunatic mode: No Umapyoi
>>562954787mambo wouldn't say this
>>562954868Pretty Derby is over isn't it? >>562955003The only way I see it come back is with Curren Bouquetd'or joining Canopsus and a 2019 triple tiara season (which means even more Almond Eye glazing)
>>562955171Edgerunners was shit
Bubblegum "Fellow" has no fans
>>562955063Instead of constantly alluding to Rudolfs past they should just fucking show it alreadywe all know he was dominant just show it
>>562950394Rudolph is always strong i think
>>562955271Why are you being a rude sack of shit?>>562955335Dominant stories don't make for interesting ones because you know they just won't ever lose (even if she does, but that's way too late in her career)
Natural Bottom when?
Getto desuwa
>>562955335Sorry anon but the requirement was *pretty* derby
>>562955523Imagine being McQueenImagine getting fingered like silly by torena
>mare who had mastitis which means she was lactating during her career
>>562955271don't shay that...
>>562955465I thought that too but most every uma has a ridiculous race record and they still manage to make engaging stories out of them
>>562955465First person to ever think about this random Fellow
>>562955335>An entire season of Rudolf beating literal bumsHow riveting.
>>562955621shut up
you either a bubblegum fellow or a fubblegum bellow
This skill is most useless fucking trash in the world, why tf would they even add it? Why is it trash? Well the conditions to activate are the following:1. Win 50/50 on a first event (50%)2. Win 50/50 on a second event(25%)3. Win 50/50 on a third event(12.5%)4. Get in gate 7(1.39%)5. Win a coin toss(0,695%)6. Wit check, assuming 1200 wit(0,646%)YOU WOULD THINK that a skill that is SO FUCKING RARE to obtain and proc would instantly guarantee you a win, but all it does is +60 to speed, power and stamina. You cant bet on being understammed every fucking race when this doesn’t proc, so stamina part is useless. Which leaves us at +60 speed and power. You get equivalent of 3 green skills at the cost of 3 green skills. That never fucking activate. Fucking FANTASTIC i’m telling you.
I have come to the conclusion that firm menace or whatever the fuck the NTR skill is called + right handed is better than NSM.
>>562955731At least the 1984 Japan Cup ep would be good
Newfag here. I used my voucher on Rudolf by accident. Did I just fucked up?
>>562955760Being McQueengetting filled by torena before the race racing nopanseducing small boys desu wa
>>562955335rudolf was competing against plow-pullers and trail-riders.
>>562955845nice concussion gro
Guess who are the 4 umas in front
