Letter patch has risenhttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.41b>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>562602993
>RTZ is pretty much the ONLY english streamer streaming at this time>he's a nignog worshiping american just bitching and whining while playing badly And no, nobody cares about gorc. How do we fix this?
>>562956478>>562956421the europeans like xibbe qojqva w33ha and such are personality vacuums who just play in complete silencegorgc is into the immature engagement baiting via fake rage thing and is lamearteezy and mason are the only ones with a little bit of vitality to them. their counterparts are russian streamers but if you dont understand russian its useless
>>562956585this didnt deserve a report, retard
Why did Valve remove match data for high ranked MMR games again?`Pros never try and different in tournaments and just pick the same old and safe stuff over and over again, so the entire "to allow pros to experiment in peace!" is just pure bullshit.
>>562956383An advanced matchmakign system doesn't only look into the "current" elo you have, but also tries to predict it.First paragraph >>562956094 You're thinking too much about the issues with the current system but not the alternative you're trying to promote.>literally why. whats the pointBecause a perfect match should be even. And "being lucky" has nothing to do with your skill level.You can give a herald a permanent immortal account and he'd still be able to get several wins, probably even some winstreaks given enough time, doesn't mean he's at immortal level. >valve hasn't even decided what the point of the MMR system isI'm not talking about the cosmetic number and badge you can see, but the reasoning behind why you're getting queued with someone. Which takes a lot more into consideration than the funny profile number.>>562957096>still get that experienceYes, but not at the same amount you'd be getting in a naive pure elo system.>good playersGood players don't get stopped by the matchmaking system, which is why smurfing and boosting is a thing. Only players who believe a lucky streak implies true improvement.>because they would, statistically, have already reached their true ranks before being matched with youSounds good, until you realize that, unless you're rank 1, you'd still be matched with account buyers going down and account boosters going up at the same rate. I think the only benefit is not being matched with the SAME account buyer, just different ones, so you can't even avoid them.What you fail to understand is that an advanced matchmaking system is both a safety and a resistance net and they both work in your advantage for healthier matches.I'm starting to think you're just too stupid to have this conversation. Let the people who are paid to work on this stuff decide what's a better system aye? You're not the literal retard who was trying to "fix smurfing" by suggesting letting people rank up FASTER right?
>>562957749>Pros never try and different in tournaments and just pick the same old and safe stuff over and over againsource?
>>562958360>source?Any tournament
>>562957937>both a safety and a resistance net and they both work in your advantage for healthier matches.Since this will be my last reply to you i'll expand on this section. I'll try to make it easier for you.A naive elo system would queue you up with- Trash (you) who won 3-4x in a row with people who clearly outskill you (because while they'd have a consistent higher mmr than you, your lucky streak placed you at the same bracket as them)- Trash who mental boomed and is going down fast (massive loss streak)- Trash who's boosting an account (massive win streak)- Trash who's smurfing (who trolls often but can recoup the loss fast, it's up to your luck what state he'll be on in your specific match)If that sounds better than a system trying its best to fit people of similar skill together (and not only taking a single fucking number for a variable) just because you simply can't leave herald for the life of you despite having 1000000 matches in the same fucking rank (and still holding on to the belief you're better than them) then sorry, I can't help you. Maybe some meditation and introspection would
>>562958453you dont have any evidence on hand to back up this assertion? not much of a discussion then just your opinion
>>562957937>Because a perfect match should be even.you can't have a matchmaking rating system and have this also be true at the same time. it is literally impossible. if you have a player who is 3k mmr but has 10k skill level, but all his matches are "perfectly even", then he would always be 3k.i am not replying to anything else because its pointless if you cant recognize this topic
>>562957937>Let the people who are paid to work on this stuff decide what's a better system aye?yes let the people who put in double downs into the game try and decide how matchmaking should work. fucking moron
>>562958621go back to where you belong
>>562958665least retarded /d2g/ poster award
Buff Hoodwink
>>562958810im already in the gulag
>>562958804The cosmetic number in your profile has very little relation to the actual matchmaking system. People cried because they only care about the funny number in their profile, not the match quality.
I have a 56% winrate in ranked.Why is that I'm very consistently matched with people that have 47-48%
>>562959484Because you're supposed to offset their sub 50% winrate. In theory, anyway.
>>562958838it is a really simple concept. unless you want to suggest how a player can ever change their rank if the matchmaking, by your logic, "succeeds" and ensures his winrate is exactly 50% regardless of how well he plays
>>562959484Post your dotabuff.
>>562959539wouldn't that artificially keep some people's ranks inflated and reduce quality of matches for everybody?This is an extremely consistent pattern I've noticed for a long time
>>562959484You are suppose to play 20000 matches, that's the only way to climb in this game. Which is why bad players like Gorgc have a high ranking, the only thing that matters is grinding.
>>562959764It would, which is why it's not a thing.And a 56%WR player wouldn't be "consistently matched with people that have 47-48%" either.It's just bait.
>>562959920Proof that it's not a thing?
>just prove me wrong bro
>>562960176Sure, >>562959704Humans have this very curious behavior of only noticing things that serve their interests. It probably happened once, or to a much smaller degree (single person in their team) and now volvo is liderally corrupt le epic forced 50% its literally over tencent owned gambling company corporation jew jew jew jew.
>PROOF!?>No that doesn't count not trusted sources>yeah those are trusted sources, but they are still biased so it doesn't count
>>562960460Out of my past 10 matches:15/20 of my teammates with viewable profiles have winrates below 50% (usually well below)The 5 that do have above 50% are only very slightly above.3/4 of my teammates lose more often than they win?
There's no way she's expecting anyone to entertain her make belief numbers without posting her dotabuff right?
if you want to be selective of who you are matched withmake friends and queue together
>>562961885https://www.dotabuff.com/players/92327890
betterthingstodobros...
>>562962972This is a pretty good example, actually. A guy with 40% winrate should be sinking like a rock yet he still has 2500~ points to go.
>>562963446Wdym? He got a massive winstreak so he should be at least divine by now were it not for his trash teammates (trash teammates are the only constant in his games).
>>562962972And the first match of his that you can look at has a teammate with an almost 56% winrate he's bringing down.You can't make this shit up. Thank-you retarded, smug anon
>>562963985What match are you talking about?
>>562886720walks like a duck & talks like a duck
>>56296188577565414
Damn, you nerds went silent real quick
What's the drama about
>>562964428I got rate limited on dotabuff on the eight match| Teammates | Enemies ||-------------+-----------|| 46.58 | 48.01 || 48.30 | 55.45 || 50.67 | 49.37 || 50.39 | 47.32 || 49.12 | 46.82 || 51.24 | 49.33 || 49.27 | 49.05 || 46.53 | 51.62 || 49.12 | 48.07 || 47.41 | 51.22 || 47.88 | 48.33 || 47.98 | 46.38 || 49.39 | 49.66 || 50.81 | 52.78 || 51.22 | 50.53 || 47.92 | || 49.32 | ||-------------+-----------|| 49.06 | 49.48 |These were you allies and enemies on average. Only the ones with open profiles, not including you or the 88% 22-3 smurf you played against.If you include you and the 88% winrate guy it'd be around 49.93 for allies and 51.62 for enemies.If you remove the obvious single anomaly it'd be 49.93 vs 49.48, a .4% advantage to YOU while both teams still being sub 50% with YOU being the constant ABOVE 51%.>>562965986Because acting like a little nigger takes 0 effort, while disproving obvious shit talk takes longer, which is why engaging in these pointless arguments is a waste of time. If you still nag about the matchmaking you're too stupid to understand it, no exceptions.
bros...
>>562967725she's hot as fuck, I don't envy himI look for a hot chick myself
>>562967725>below average chink>mutt kidssad life
>>562967973>mutt kidsits called americanmaxxing nowadays
>>562968021I don't think americans are in a position to be maxxing out anything at the moment>>562967973>>562967904duality of dotards
>>562964428you need to play more you're fucking guardian 3either that or recalibrate (which is the only way you can get more than +25 per game)
today i gacha pulled a pudge 4 that had enough brain cells to hook enemy gamers onto stacks of techies mines and it was a stomp
Man I love this fucking game
two +50 min games in a row with a +60 min game to boot im so fucking done this is draining asff!
>>562969553the turbo doors are always open heraldman
>>562969656i m guardian 5 actually
>>562968408did you send a friend request to allow you to duo queue with him in the future?
Something I notice in pubs is that phoenix pickers never level sunray and go 4-4-0. Surely this cant be good
>>562971945i always max W and then e, i see no reason to max Q early, why?
>>562972110well apparently thats what most people do on dotabuff. There's no way people don't level sunray, the heal is too good. I swear I've never seen a single phoenix in my games use sun ray
>>562972292i guess people overestimate how much HP the sunray cost, its not even that highPhoenix doesnt want to get close unless it is to drop egg which is what icarus dive is for, no need to max it early
i gacha pulled an io picker on my team and lost instantly
your io 5 boss
>>562971945What are you going to do with Sunray before lv 6 during laning? Heal creeps? Phoenix is there to shit on the carry and kill.
>I won for reasons beyond my control:)>i lost for reasons beyond my control:(
>>562974059>my team winsit was beacuse of me :)>my team lostmy team is holding me back :(
when are they deleting quartero
>>562978095Never, he's coming back again after this one ends
any drawfags left?
mason on suicide watch
I went 5-25 on my earthsaker on my last game but I do not think I was the problem, my axe played like an absolute pussy so I had to do all the initiations
https://www.twitch.tv/grubby
>>562982078stop it anon... it hurts ;_;
>>562982208It was your fault.
>>562981725thread bully scared them off :(
>>562981725be the change you see in the world
>>562984358his skills begin and end with being a beggar
>>562982393I was one of the people complaining on his stream that he even personally got offended by when I called him out for being a toxic piece of shit to his team mates and was just blaming them when he himself didn't play goodl
Why is faceless void immune to stolen chrono but enigma isn't immune to stolen black hole?
did 90k damage as techies and lost but at least i made the game worse for everyone for 50 minutes
>>562985593that trend would be gay>stolen will-o-wisp doesnt affect kotl>stolen et ult doesnt affect etit would just be a massive rubick nerf
>>562986936the gay thing is rubick >um... YES. the hero that's covered in wraithfire named wraith king who's wraithmaxxed should take EXTRA damage from a spell called wraithfire blast actually etcanal worms wormy anus
My greatest dota achievement was becoming an invoker spammer from day 1 and somehow climbing with him from Herald to Legend rank
Why do they keep removing tree density? I swear 7.41 made every patch of tree way thinner in terms of tree concentration. WHY??
>>562989878Interferes with nonstop brawl meta. Same reason they made the map wide open
Why do low mmr third worlders always rush to pick Jugg, Legion Commander, Axe and Pudge like it's a soup kitchen for the homeless? I assume due to the low IQ skill ceiling of the heroes.
Киcи Киcи Mяy Mяy
>>562993468how do you get that shit
>>562993531had to be there during last TI they were selling sticker & voice line packs for casters and teams
>another day of waking up with 1870 mmr and going to bed with 1870 mmrWill I ever become a 2k shitter?
>>562993640
>>562993468Kitty kitty meow meow
>>562993642If it's any consolation, only 6.7k mmr+ matters. Everything else is untermensch tier.
>>562993642Are you queueing all roles?
stop this
>rank up to Archon 1>it was the clowniest shit game I've ever played>still easily had the shittiest performance on my team>got MVP, anyway
sex with hoodwink
would you rather have $1 or $2
>>562997586Examples?
>>562998187Mouth stuff ok?
>>562994818Yes.
>>562998293Go on
>>562998294Log in to Dotabuff, stay logged into Dotabuff. You don't need the plus, version, it'll just gather more info, like how your lanes went.Queue for roles and pick heroes you're actually good at, if you want number to go up. Check your heroes rating in game, too.
>>562994801unranked immortal is the lowest skill bracket crodie. its the accbuyer graveyard bracket
>>562998395Sorry I don't actually like Hoodwink, you should be thankful that as a squirrel she is allowed to appear in pictures with Enchantress because otherwise I wouldn't care
>>562998781More squirrel for me I guess
>>562993642if you want to climb play one single role and a hero puddle of 2-3 (maybe 5 at BEST). maybe youve understood already, but pick the flavor of the month heroes that are good in said role. Learn rudimentary matchups so you don't pick your comfort hero into a blatant counter. sticking to a role only is important as well as very few heroes so you master their limits and can focus on other things like what's happening on the map and how it affects you
>>562998967You know she still draws deers but she doesn't draw Hoodwinks, what does that tell you
>>562999130That she'll draw Hoodwink again eventually
>>562998654Shouldn't it be Divine 5? Or is there so much account buying, they just keep each other up?
Not gonna lie boys I'm quite proud of myself, for the first time in my life I used my brain and counterpicked against a meepo smurf and shat down his throat, he even had his little buddy Lycan pop the dmg buff constantly, but it was to no avail. Winter Wyvern completely obliterated his game.
>>562999795>meepo smurf>can't spread outAre you sure?
weaver autist in mason's game
mason has a weaver autist weaver 4 in his game loool
>>563000274>>563000324im tuning in
/ourking/ weaver autist is a heckin immortal??
>>563000543Account buyer, probably
>>562999967He tried it but Dark Seer vacuumed him. It was honestly quite satisfying.
>>563000786Ah, that makes sense. Yeah, that would ruin a smurf's day.
mason so fckn washed
>>563000543the weaver autist is actually mason
>>563001452the deepest lore
>be literally a numbered Immortal>still get pos 4 griefersThe trench never truly ends, does it.
>>563001830no, it goes deeper than we want to accept
>>563001830arteezy is rank 200 and the other day he had at least one guy on his team random and grief multiple games in a row. even the semi professional ranks that have half of the players involved in esports even if its small fry tier 3 has the same share of mental hospital escapees
based mason #1 troongecs fan
there was a guy named eternalenvy, famous for 5d chess plays
>>563002869Heh, be careful who you pick on in highschool cause that man is a millionaire living the big life
>>563001964>>563002343I'll be honest, I'll probably be glad to be hardstuck in Legend.>freshly minted Archon 1>pos 4 still 60% winrateNo grinding smurfs, boosters, account buyers in free fall of Divine, or the saltiest of sweats of Ancient.
>the enemy pos1 beastmaster threw a hissy fit and ethanized the game for his team despite being 20/2/9 because no one bought pipeLmao, some people really are sociopaths. It's not that deep bro just play.
>>563004756Why shouldn't he be mad? He's giving his life for the game while 4 cocksuckers are unwilling to even buy a fucking pipe?I'd rather lose.
archon is the highest enjoyable mmr imo, its the last place where 1v9 feels possiblei got several kills as techies today by enemy gamers walking over mines from 100-0
>>563004756Carrytrannies are mentally ill.
>>563004945You can 1v9 in basically any mmr as long as you're 3k mmr above the lobby average.
>Calibration matches>support every gameI better get a high fucking rank for all these support wins.
Why does Holy Locket keep getting nerfed? I used to buy it pretty regularly but I stopped when they nerfed it... and like five patches later they're still nerfing it.
>>563005627in campo's efforts to funnel riches to supports they keep making cheap utility items not realizing cores can just buy them as midgame items
Who's the sex king of DotA?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQip5ImRqA
>>563006553They are this close to giving supports exclusive shop.>carry players just start griefpicking
>>562999275best hoodwink art
>NO I'M OFFLANE! SUPPORTS SHOULD BE SUCKING MY COCK! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!lmao. sorry buddy, but the pos 1 and 2 get priority over you. you're deadlast bruh. enjoy barely sitting in EXP range.
mason is so washed id rather watch monkeys_forever
>>563008554so you rather watch paint dry
Why do people watch streamers? I don't even watch TV or movies. I can't stand just sitting there and not doing anything. Drives me nuts.
>>563008785adhd timmy got lost on xer way to the fortnite general?
>>563008390you should be sucking my cock do what i tell you
>>563008785>I don't even watch TV or movies. I can't stand just sitting there and not doing anything. Drives me nuts.You taking ADHD medication?
>goonar playing pos 3 alch>13 min radiance>25 min has given out 4 aghs>then he gets teamwiped and has lostlolmaybe being afk for 25 fucking minutes so that all his teammates get an extra 4k gold is not that useful?
>>563012605the real issue is that alch is useless unless his team wins for him
and now its 30 minutes and PL is unkillable since his team doesn't have the AOE to deal with a PLbet he thinks it isn't his fault
>>563012796ok but he gives out 4 aghsand now he's a 10k networth hero at 25 minuteswondering why his team lost when they were playing 4v5 for 25 fucking minutes
>>563012378I've never been prescribed meds for it.
>>563013654we can tell
>>563012796>>563012605Nah, the order is all wrong. Alch is best when he pops his ult, bkb, blinks in and drops a drum solo on the enemy team. Giving out Agh's seems like a newbie trap, unless it's rushed and given to somebody stupid broken, like a balling mid Tusk. Wait... Pos 3? Did he farm that 16k gold in his or the enemy's jungle? Because I can spot the problem here.>>563013654You probably should be. That doesn't sound normal.
>>563012825I should buy the ring of repick and turn into earth shaker
>>563013848>>563013720Not really me specific. Movie theaters are dying, and so is TV.
>>563014889It's called "streaming", jackass. Also, people are fucking broke. It was cheap, until the free market decided competition was needed and Netflix lost their monopoly. So now it's back to piracy.
>>563014889your point being? you just said you cant "even watch tv or movies" in general, its current state doesnt matter
>>563008785thats a good take. being a stream watcher is a low iq behavior and you consuming 3 hours watching a streamer melts your brain instead of doing something yourself
Just give me a rank already, volvo. I'm tired of dunking on literal children for nothing.
I'm so tired of playing support. Am I not supposed to check all the boxes for ranked queue? Don't I have odds of getting any role?
>>563019150You will get the least played roles most of the time.If you've played a lot of games with everything checked you should have enough tokens to play whatever role you want exclusively for a while.
>Meepo's winrate went from 60% to 53%>It hasn't stabilized yetI know Meepo was stupidly broken but he didn't deserve this. Bring back old Meepo at this point.
>>563021527cry me a river nigger if you didnt abuse him to immortal its your fault
>>563008785i keep them on on background noise, sometimes ill tune in if it sounds interesting. a lot of people watch streamers because they have no friends and it simulates hanging out with other people, especially with the chat and what not.
>>563021619I did abuse the shit out of him, but that's because I play Dota to play Meepo.Now his free MR is gone so he has to give up lane to a lot of magic heroes and can't exist in team fights til much later now. They also killed his huge power spike at level 10 with the talent swap. Health stats on items is split now too so he can't even compensate the loss of MR with health. The Meepo change is pretty much pointless now since it's just better to do the same build as before, diffusal, aghs, blinks, skadi/disperser.
>support rubick>enemy axe is bullying us kinda hard early game>grab myself a euls first item>anytime he blinks and calls I cuck him>he buys an ogre axe, gotta be a Bkb>nope, sange and yasha lol>continue to ruin his calls>another ogre axe, this is it, he's figured it out>nope he bought aghs>ruin pretty much every call he does for twenty minutes straight>he proceeds to blame his teamI bet he thinks his teammates every game are why his rank isn't going up too.
I fucking hate nothl projection, what a shitty annoying frustrating ability to use.
only thing worse than carry rubick is losing to a carry rubick.i had low expectations for the match though. Support sniper and offlane chaos knight.
watchhttps://youtu.be/TUxsdDcmxfU
who is better? mason or bsj?
>>563025328Banana fucking dog shit stain Slamma Jamma?!?! No thanks.
>>563025360mason got 3rd at ti
>finally get timbersaw offlane>THIS MATCH IS SAFE TO LEAVE>MMR WILL NOT BE UPDATEDfml
I can't tell if calibration is going well.
>>563026602If you win more than you lose it's going well
this shi getting annoying af fr senpai
>>562962972>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/92327890>Hasn't posted in days>still triggering you troonsLmao talking about being booty blasted, Thrill is the new king of these threads.
>>562963985>>562963846>>562963446>>562962972>>562961885This faggot is literally talking to himself. That is how triggered this subhuman is
>>563027459The obsession is insane. Like genuinely sterilize yourself if you're that fucking ass devastated.
>>562962972Aren't you that furfaggot veno spammer with a negative k/d and inferior match history?
Not only he's replying to posts from 10 hours ago but also going full schizo over them.Are you the weaver autist autist?
>>563028223As opposed to stalking someone days later you ass blasted chink?
>>563027764Let the subWhite have his rage, it's comical at this point.
>>563029107Why the fuck are you talking to me you schizophrenic faggot nigger?
>>563029190>Being this madYour mongrel inferiorty complex is showing rahul
I don't get it, better not interact with the literal schizophrenic.
I just want a battlepass. Why is valve always so hesistant to make money? Does CS2 really pull in all the money they need?
>>563030067Battlepasses are never happening again thanks to reddit crying about it being predatory with fotm shit and also pros being delusional thinking they deserve a larger cut.There's supposedly another crownfall style event coming """soon""".
>>563030592Battlepasses were fun as fuck, the minigames especially, it was the Chinese whales that were ruining it. I partied with this group of chinks one time that had like 80k bp levels each.
>>563030592Locking the Windranger Arcana behind $100 worth of battlepass levels was peaking fucking kikery
we need something soon. game dead as fuck. last patch was nothingburger for playercount.
Haven't paid attention in a couple of years, what are the BTS crew up to now? Did they get real jobs?
Boy, what a day. Am I right people? I'm coming into this thread completely tired and washed. And you know just an hour ago I was feeling fine. I was probably feeling better than The Lorax encountering a nonprofit tree activist group who's chained themselves to a group of dead mahogany trees in a last effort to stop the FS from tearing them down so they can build a two-story parking complex with the first floor halfway underground with an entrance that has such low clearance you might as well park down the block if you're visiting that AMC Theater, but enough about me and on to the news at 7, there's some stuff going on with this Weaver Autist guy. Boy, fuck that guy am I right? This weaver guy gives me a worse feeling than walking down the street one day in a fat greasy nerd from ComicCon who can probably recite every dialogue box from The Polar Express video game on the GameCube rolls up to you to try and make a conversation about Family Guy season 19 because he noticed you awkwardly glanced at him for a quick second he has no one else to talk to
>>563031778what the fuck did i just read?
what 170 hours of dota in 2 weeks does to a mf
dang, i thought my 50 hours of dota a week was a lot.
dont forget he has "better things to do" on top of that
I CAN'T FUCKING GAIN MMR IN DOTA 2 ANYMORE AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!!!THIS GAME IS RIGGED AGAINST ME!!! I PLAY PERFECT, I CARRY HARD, I MAKE THE RIGHT CALLS, BUT MY TEAM IS ALWAYS FULL OF BRAINDEAD MONKEYS WHO FEED, FLAME, AND THROW EVERY SINGLE GAME!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLIMB WHEN EVERY MATCH IS 4v5 BECAUSE OF THESE USELESS GRIEFERS?!?IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! I'M THE ONLY ONE TRYING HERE!!! VALVE NEEDS TO FIX THEIR SHIT MATCHMAKING SYSTEM THAT KEEPS PAIRING ME WITH THESE SUBHUMAN TEAMMATES WHILE THE ENEMY GETS ACTUAL PLAYERS!!! I'M STUCK IN THIS MMR HELL BECAUSE OF BAD LUCK AND TRASH TEAMMATES, NOT BECAUSE I'M BAD!!!FIX YOUR GAME VALVE OR I'M DONE!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>563032242Post your last match
>>563032242uuuuuuuuur theeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooneeeeeeeeleeeeeeee cooooonuuuuuustaaaaaaaant
>>563032291https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8763759358
>dream of playing invoker>wake up>play invoker>winlife is pretty cool sometimes
imagine being able to dream about what ever you want, and you end up playing fucking video games in them
>>563032864*dreams about YOU playing a video game while you're crying*kek, get rekt bitch
>>563032979Don't need to dream that. It's a reality in almost every multiplayer game i play.
is this the lamest esports season yet
>>563033521Good season for CS2. And they have a lotta orgs I recognize from dota.
>>563033308Same :(
Reaching mid 30's. I suck now kek. Used to 1v9 games as tinker, invoker, storm, ta, sf in my early 20's. Now I can barely play support, too many things going on heh
>>563033521its one of the most competitive seasons in dota in terms of talent
>>563012605It's good in very specific drafts. For fighting mid/carries that have a core fighting aghs, so they can get good non aghs items and rape the enemy with it
What's a little frost amongst friends?
>>563036868Type of thing the lich says after being the only player with a positive K/D in a 30 minute game
Why in the fuck are there people in this game that have won over 1,000 games that literally refuse to last hit. I have people in my current game that are fucking killing people 6 levels above them via sheer skill and we are guaranteed to lose this game because they have 2 items at 30 minutes as mid and safelane.
Today was a good day
>>563012605>>13 min radiance>>25 min has given out 4 aghsSounds better than my pos4 alch>No radiance (thanks god)>First agh around...15?>Then an agh every 10 minutes>While doing nothing but farm jungle.It's a miracle we won 4v5
i had a dream that venomancer's poison would reduce your stats (because your brain and muscles would melt off) in proportion to the damage you took, like say, 50% of your intelligence was removed when you lost 50% of your health to it. the "debuff" was only removed when you were healed and your brain and muscles grew back
>dreaming about dotathis is like convicts saying that after a certain point all their dreams happen within the prison they're locked up in
may whoever hasn't had a school dream throw the first stone
>game is ready, player behavior: disruptive>queue again>10mins later>game is ready, player behavior: disruptive>queue again>10mins later>game is ready, player behavior: disruptive>queue again>10mins later>game is ready, player behavior: disruptive>queue againWoah, almost like only the saddest, angriest little, most unemployed little third worlders play during these hours.
>>563048462girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament
>>563048462nice self-own
>>563048995>>563048758That's true I am an unemployed bitch but just like in Dota 2, I don't blame other people and self-reflect instead. 12k behavior score irl and in-game.
>bro weaver solos the verse he controls time and shiet>literally just throws bugs at peopleis he stupid
>>563051750now do et
>>563052272astral projection and literally breaking the earth is an upgrade from ze bugs
>>563053110>breaks the earth>not even a second later its fine to crossuh huh
I don't buy into Doom being OP rn. Sure he's a great laner but once you've pressed doom on someone what else is there to do
>>563053654collect your 25 mmr if you've identified the only sentient player on the enemy team
>>563053654press refresher and doom someone else
>>563053654he was op but he got nerfed
>>563053819a FREE relic+ for hitting lvl 15 was extreme
another wonderful day to queue for all roles and make it everyones problem by picking techies if i get served 4 or 5
>>563054741nobody cares it's not some retard magnet like wd or cm
>pos4 sniper flames my pick>start flaming back>pos4 sniper has been muted for the remainder of this matchhehehehehe
Great another LC carry faggot retard forced loss nigger
here's your carry bro
i go 45-0-3 in lane and it doesnt matter because my carry is a conjoined twin but not the one who's turn it is with the brain
>>563058426>48 kills in laneyou ks'd all the feeder's feeds and now your carry is poor
>>562962972>MVP of 5 of last 20 games>multiple games with 11+ kill streaks>multiple games where he single handedly wins the game for his team>multiple games where gets first blood and doms his lane>even in losses he still maintains a positive k/dAnd this is you. I see why you're so obsessed now, it's hard calling out players that are better than you.
>win 4 matches in a row>next three matches: >pos 5 sniper>pos 4 Clinx>pos 1 OgreI LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME
>>563060320>4 games you won>someone on the enemy team dealt with the griefing>but you won so that doesnt matterevery solo queue game is ripe for abuse
>>563034120yeah i can barely hang at 2.5k mmr after a 8 year hiatus. theres some mmr inflation and people got better too so.. yeah
>>563060320criticism of match quality is western propaganda
>Topson's wife is malaysianLMAO, literally mail bride
>>563061275she is also muslim
i miss when aether lens was part of octarine so bad
I miss when maelstrom built into gleipnir so bas
Tried to play LoL today. What a goyslop game. Player numbers are definitely overexaggerated, probably paid marketing by Riot. That or 90% of the playerbase is dudes shitting and playing the mobile version.
been playing too many 1hr+ close games lately its fucking exhausting
i pick techies to make the games go longer so i can get more dota out of my queue time
>>563047084Hey I did 7 years in americlap prison, and I don’t dream about it at allobviously I can’t speak for everyone though
>>563063493im pretty sure riot does the same stuff as blizzard where they count all sorts of players as active. blizzard they told investors that a player that logged in once in a quarter was an "active player". although personally i think riot just basically lies about the numbers completely, or does some really creative "tracking" like that having the client open on your PC must mean you are actively playing.i think the most crazy stat that riot ever published was that they had "8 million peak concurrent players daily" in 2019. for comparison, fortnite was only able to achieve similar numbers with earth-shattering events, and its playerbase is big enough to warrant fortnite dance schools and gazillions of memes, TV/movie appearances and media references. with league of legends though? not a peep. no one gives a fuck about the game. and if people do talk about it, it's usually to goon over arcane or something. i also strongly believe that valorant was dead as dogshit for at least a year and they were afraid to release real numbers because they knew it would kill the game instantly. so instead they kept pushing it until it finally picked up a modest audience in NA.
>>563063493Riot counts all accounts as "active" players, disregarding accounts that haven't been used for years or alternate accounts belonging to the same person.Concurrent player numbers in league are unironically lower than in Dota.
>>563064620When a game drags on for so much time it's because one of the players in your team s wasting too much time feeding or guarding the towers instead of actually assaulting or farming to level up.If this happened several times to you, it's because you are that kind of player.
>>563067175It only happens when I'm support dumb nigger
>>563067573I'd recommended playing supports that can take T1 and 2 towers solo when the space is available. Obviously going highground would be difficult, but if you drop a Shadow Shaman ult on the barrack I would hope that your team takes that as a sign to attack them.even warlock is really good at pushing with his mini golems.
>Lycan is shit>Naga is okay>Memepo got shot in the dickShould I learn LD and BM?
>>562962972>Not "El ente"
>>563069183pick visage
>>563069183broodmother is gonna forever suck because 1) valve cant figure out how to stop boosters so they giganerf booster heroes instead 2) pros cant be fucked to learn how to counter brood so they just keep her in permaban status if she is playable at all
>>563069345He's my go to support husband because I'm literally too low IQ to play Chen and I'm also, at the actual trench so games go on for like, 59 mins.>>563069347I know. I just find her voice lines funny but I always grief with her.
>>563069347boosters are a community problem
>>563066850>>563063493Except league queue times even at the highest rank take only up to 10 minutes, despite all servers being somewhat region locked (you can play there but you'd have to make a new account). While dota has no region lock and an unranked match takes 5 business years.
>>563063493>NOOOO I DON'T LIKE THE GAME THEY HAVE TO LIE ABOUT NUMBERSDays without Dotards seething about LoL:0
played vs nature's prophet and spent 45 minutes chasing him around when he would tp directly into my base and hit the tower for half a second before blinking outit was very gay but at least i won
>>563072502thats kinda cool np must have some very creative builds
haven't played in a few months, did they remove facets or am I missing something?
>>563072971i mean was it
>>563073003youre voker looking kinda gay bro
hate it when I see hosts hosting other games
so we Deadlock now?
im seriously considering moving to deadlock, the moba genre is dead
video games are just dead i offer you this wisdom freely but you may still elect to discover it for yourselfthe cause of death was phonesthe time of death was around 2016 though the plug was only pulled around 2020
it's just so fucking obvious that the devs all play support at 1k mmr it's fucking insane how the game is tailored towards the lowest common denominator
>>563074345>development is focused towards the largest portion of the player basechecks out
>>563075179noooo you have to focus your balance on the 0.0001% comp trannies noooo le trickle down balancenomicssss
>>563073828Yes? all the "new items" are straight up from deadlock. The one indian working on dota is creatively bankrupt and he doesnt even play dota anymore, which is why he started porting over deadlock items.
>>563073828weren't their store items dota skills & items anyways?
sharty "artour" mart should work on his racism and maybe one day he can be half as funny as mason
>>563077337mfw cs2 + dota2 + deadlock enjoyer
>1 win - 19 losses over the last 3 daysWhat the fuck
>>563081153turbros...
why does deadlock get all the cool heroes
>>563081535lol
>>563081337...it's all ranked
>>563081861
For the first time I abandoned a game, I had to play Doom and it was the gayest, most debilitating, useless hero in existence. Everything he does is nothing more than a mild inconvenience, sort of like Venomancer's retarded innocuous cousin.
>>563070163that might be mainly because dotas upper ranks are hilariously MMR inflated to the point that a 6k player can beat a 12k player in lane, when its virtually impossible for a 4k player to beat a 6k player
>>563081664Those are cool tho looking tho. slick if anything. The only good thing deadlock has going for is the character design.Dota characters look like Overdesigned blizzard trash next to Deadlock Characters
>it's a "core is securing every last hit except they always fuck up the flagbearer" episode
>>563084010tip: it's not by accident
>>563083571you were doing it wrong
>>563083571I feel like all the typical offlane heroes have had their damage shat on steadily over time. They all feel like such a chore to play, no wonder why offlane became a high value role
>>563085602you know the role is being assfucked when people start playing supports and carries as offlaners
>>563085602What's even worse is knowing that if you just played pos4 at least you'd have pressence on the map and assists. Pos3 is just a filler.
>>563083951>Those are cool tho looking tho. >slick if anything. The only good thing deadlock has going for is the character design.>Dota characters look like Overdesigned blizzard trash next to Deadlock Characters
ah its PSG, nevermind.Why would I expect to have any meaningful discussion here.
>>563087640>Priest Vampire hunter>makes a vade retro satana cross pose when parryingIf you don't think Venator is the coolest shit ever, then im sorry but the redditor here is you. Lets see what dota got recently, a fat frog dude weed lmao and a insufferable sonic esque bird. Yay.
HOW DO I MAKE MY OWN FRICKIN' HERO GUIDE?I CAN'T FIND THE UI FOR IT
>>563088353Are you fucking stupid or just baiting? you posted this multiple times already.Just go to the fucking hero tab ,press guides and make your own, retard. Holy fuck these are the people playing dota.
the fat frog dude is cool i like his attitude
clockwerk said he had a WHAT in his armor?
To my dearest Valve employees,I hope I find you in good spirits on this Thursday afternoon. I have recently received a sum of money (my weekly paycheck), and ever so desire to spend it.On what you may inquire? Oh, my sweet beautiful dove, I desire to spend it on skins, or even an event of some sorts. Please, with utmost haste, deliver to I and your other faithful a beautiful event or even a new treasure perhaps. I wait patiently, fingers interlocked with toes.Regards,-sweet suckling boy
>>563089252>A NIGGER IN MY ARMOURwhat the fuck did valve mean by this???
>>563088524>replied to the retarded schizophrenic award
I can't muster up the courage to queue pos1 I'm just so scared of underperforming that I'd rather play mid or pos3
I wokeu p hungover at 3pm and with 10 missed calles and texts im fucked boys kekwhat heor do i play, head spinning and i think im gnonana die
Artour is washed up, relic of the past where you could win games just farming and playing 1v9
>>563091787he always tries to link up with his team and get involved though
what the fuck was that powerpoint man?
>>563097851oooh i get it
>enemy gets wraps>im not allowed to kill them anymorethank you campo
>game starts>our morph is safe lane against a cancer trilane of lion, pudge and legion>our mars is freefarming offlane>suggest that morph swaps with mars>morph agrees and teleports>mars throws a temper tantrum and begins feeding aggressively>our dazzle starts fighting with him>the game become and all chat drama series>some guy starts yelling "guys plese no fait its only game" in broken english on his mic>"shut up Jose no one asked">complete chaos>dazzle abandons>game is over>mfw10k behavior score btw
Can you guys post some Loli Pugna references? Trust me, it's for something.
>>563102378Your lewd fempugna cosplay?
>>563102518lewd femboy pugnaimagine...
There are dozens of us d2pp, just name your fucking price already.
>>563102518No, I'm getting a friend to draw her.He draws mostly yordles So the body shape fits
/d2g/ is so creatively bankrupt we need to ask league players to draw our lewds
wheres mason
>>563103198He doesn't play league much anymore, he just likes shortstacksPlayed a lot of willow too.
>queue>fuck me, pos 1 again>game starts>enemy team is trilaning safe>teammates start freaking out>OMG THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE HERE>HELP HELP HELP HELP>"Bro, they're griefing themselves if they're trilaning. Just play safe and don't feed.">they feed>my pos 5 and mid also TP to the offlane to have some big stupid brawl before 4:00>enemy offlaner stays for a minute then TPs out too>okay.jpg>spend most of the game stacking camps for myself and hitting towers>enemy team sometimes shows up but I'm +5 levels with 3 items so I kill them and go back to farming stacks and hitting towers>repeat for all 3 lanes>enemy team never catches up in farm or levels because I'm hogging two lanes and jungle and my teammates are in lane #3>winThat was probably one of the most relaxing games as pos 1 I've had in months. All the mayhem and chaos focused in the background, and I didn't have to give a single shit because I was so ahead in farm. Just stack for myself and hit towers with no interruptions. I wish every pos 1 game was like this. Then maybe I'd like playing carry more.
>>562999795>Meepo smurf>Doesn't know to keep meepo prime away from the others so he can poof into megameepo during WW ult
Your pos5 sir. Enjoy
you belong there with him
I used to hate this game before I started account spamming.Being trapped with fucking retards and being unable to tell them how shit they are or leave without being consigned to massive queue times and LPQ.Now I don't get anywhere near as angry with this game.Some shitter on the team?Just call him a shitter.Can't be arsed being held hostage for 50 minutes?Just leave or grief them back.Got LPQ or low BS because of it?Doesn't matter, just make a new account.Feels so nice to not give a fuck again.
>>563104867Why would you play a game that you're negatively invested in? Surely you can do something else.
>>563104741kek
>>563105120Negatively invested?These are video games not stocks and shares.
>>563105367And you treat stocks and shares higher than your own limited lifetime?The most important thing anyone can invest is their time, the only resource you can't get more of no matter how much money you have.You're using something billionaires and kings from all ages would give everything for on something you don't even like and brings you no real joy.
>>563104867I do all of this on my main.you're obviously underaged or low IQ if you can't think of more creative ways to call somebody bad than "shitter", and don't enjoy rage-baiting people.who am I kidding, kids these days don't play dota so you're obviously an illiterate third worlder with a room temperature IQ.
>>563106385>>563106697weaver autist clocking in
>>563105120i guess you can say... you have better things to do
>>563103198Alright, alright. I guess not then.
>>563107629Sorry fren us dotachads don't care about lolis because we all have 9 inchers so we can satisfy normal women too.
>>563106385Sorry that happened to you.>>563106697Sounds like you're just a faggot that sugarcoats everything.Congrats on coming out.
>be me>complete subhuman shitter>every now and then I have a Buster Douglas game and shock the world>people actually think I'm good and add me to friends>"You ready bro? I'm starting">>"Y-yeah..">they see my actual capacity as a mouthbreather and immediately ask if my friend was using my account last timeJoke's on them for trying to make friends. My untapped potential only comes out during the most unexpected games.
I can't believe I was playing this game on DX11 all these years. I thought Vulkan was just for AMD/Linux.
>>563111995Vulkan works like shit tho, it has lower average FPS than DX11 because its both an old version and poorly implemented, many graphical effects glitch out on vulkan.The game has no graphical glitches on DX11 and generally has higher average framerate.
>>563111995I tried vulkan and had crazy fps drops during teamfights while everything's smooth on dx11
>>563111995Another of valve's abandoned features.No DX12 update, no Vulkan update (its literally on the first version that came out)Thanks Gaben xD
no use case for dx12vulkan is good enoughdx11 will be deprecated because its pointless and poor people should be working and not gaming
shut the fuck up
>>563112571>>563112832>>563114202game looks way better on vulkan compared to dx11 though.at least in deadlock I get fps boost on vulkan compared to dx11.
>>563116087the fuck are you talking about retard, vulkan doesn't "change" the graphics, they just process it in a different way, usually with glitches.and deadlock 100% has a newer much more optimized vulkan renderer, it also has DLSS.
im betting 500 on xibbe roping himself within a year
>>563116346idk bro just try looking at the difference with it set to highest settings.
>>563120836There is none, its the same fucking game.
>>563120894yeah but it looks better when you run it on vulkan instead of dx11.
malding dxtranny vs obtuse vulkanchad
vulkan crashes my steam deck.
back to your fag cage eckernigger
>>563121461does the 'eck still have the bug where audio cuts out?
>>563121919thats a linux bug
>TEAM HAS NO CLUE THAT THEY HAVE TO FARM TO WIN A GAME>JUST RUN AT TIER 2'S LIKE FUCKING ANIMALS>DIEAND THEN WE LOSE???? It was a WON GAME GO FARM YOU RETARDSThe enemy had literally fucking given up and were griefing/following each other
>>563122056is there a workaround that isn't restarting the game?
>>563123025yes
>>563123075ok, thanks.
how many times can i ping teammatestell them that rosh is aliveand draw on the mapBefore they stop grouping to hit a tier 2 ??
and next gameI'm pos 3And my Pos 4 just sits afk on pugnaDoesn't even skill nuke
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you very much for your continued support!>>563097851Believe it or not, today's vid took more time to make than the 10 hour ability tier list.>>563102713Not today, and odds don't look good for tomorrow either.
>>563125918*smooch*
>>563125918Don't get discouraged by people not noticing it! It's one of those things not too many people care but the ones who do really appreciate it!
>>563123025Put this into launch optionsSDL_AUDIODRIVER=pulseaudio %command%i stopped having issues after that. %command% might not do anything but i'm afraid to take it off
>>562968194I was pushing 3.8k or so and rising with the 56% winrate. Valve in their infinite wisdom thought I should be sent back to 1.8k because of mmr decay
>>563127349if you were really 2k mmr higher than the lobby you would run it like a server admin.
>>563123575You win the game with pushing lanes. Not taking rosh.
cmon just let me calibrate to 3k mmr. i'd be happy with that. I deserve it too, since i was 3k last time I had MMR (2016)
>>563125918peace on planet earth
take me back
>>563129574Back where, reborn was always dogshit.
D2PP you should probably stop being a tremendous faggot and fuck off already.
>>563129574>rebornsoulless
Why does Omni goes full speed against Enchantress.
>>563130468technically, the actual attack portion of omni doesnt
>>563129032?you win games by getting a big enough farm lead that you can take raxshove lane, we see them, go farm jungle
>>563129738dont be a party pooper
>>563127708The dotabuff shows it so I don't know where the skepticism comes from.
>>563131640the dotabuff shows you struggling to win against 49%wr niggers despite being "2k mmr higher" than them
>>563131523He is a faggot and he's already proven it to me.
>>563131741Even if that were true, that doesn't have to do with anything I said.
>>563131917wtf you got his lewd fempugna cosplay already??
>>563129574all i want is majors and battlepasses and aghanims labi'd happily sacrifice deadlock for it
3k mmr inc i can feel it
>>563129574https://youtu.be/DUfED1gPVCg
LMAO HOW CAN VALVE NOT DETECT CHEATERS LIKE THIS THATS FUCKING INSANE 4 ITEMS MOVED ON THE SAME FRAME
>>563134449and lets not even mention the fact that his hero play itself in laning phase and whenever he uses ultifucking garbage ass vac systemi bet its the same in cs
>>563134449They don't really care bro.
>>563134000fuck man i miss the old map so much, it was so moody and darkthe new one looks like a fucking mobile gamehow come no one has made a mod/skin to make it at least resemble the old one? at least darker tones
>>563135291>reborn days>old mapretard.
dead game
>>563097851>>563098159>>563125918I don't what was that suppossed to mean?
>>563136905>carry player btw
evens and i go gamble away some hearty doshodds i requeuedubs+ i shoot myself
>>563135291game was so different then, people had like 2-3 items at 40 mins.
>>563137156wish i had a carry player
>>563138854throw money away in CS2 in the hopes of getting a gold or red
>>563131640what dotabuff, the turbo one posted near the start of that reply chain? who gives a shit about turbo lmao you ain't playing that mode to give a shit about winning or rank.
>>563073003>>563073828I played a few matches today.I was queueing all roles.I remember why I used to queue exclusively pos1 to climb. nobody knows how to play pos1 before Immortal, and I'm currently Divine.they don't know when to stop farming, and they don't know what objectives need to be taken. even taking a few months off in less than a day I've shaken off the rust and will go back to pos1 so I can climb again.thanks for coming to my TED talk.
I fucking hate CS2 so much. I've been playing counter-strike for like 22 years and I'm still dogshit. but I'm farming cases with armory pass, so i need to play.
>>563141217>>563139957just kidding they still don't know how to play pos1 in Immortal.I will just play pos1 until I an hero then from having third worlders yell at me because they just know how to chain feed and think they know how to play their hero and your hero at the same time, when they can't even pilot their hero.
>>563141381Memba 20v20 no AWP/Auto servers? I memba. That was real CSS.
>>563141381sometimes I wish I could go back to 1.5, before matchmaking, before esports, playing superhero mod servers, fy_iceworld, cs_office, de_dust (1), whatever the kitchen map was that I can't remember, scoutzknivez.is there still surf and climb in cs2?
>>563141534You can surf in CS2, but no climb
ADMIN, HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
>>563141740pwned.nl
hard support is the 5, right? have i been doing this right?
>>563142087Yes.
>>563141534whats climb? i played all of what you mentioned but have never heard of that
>>563142294not him, but it's a map. if i recall correctly
my profile pic is my wife. she's just the cutest
>>563142294jumping puzzles basically.
>>563141740what, this?https://youtu.be/SNvDUO42Hyswe call this schmovement now, in Deadlock.https://youtu.be/odnTZDhi4ZY
>>563144675This is why this game will never succeed.
>>563144064Have you ever touched a girls tits or ass? put your penis into a women's vagina? seek help please
>dumb loss streak, because>carry can't farm>carry refuses to build BKB vs invoker and ShamanThanks, matchmaking.
>>563141021I won 1.2k. Moral of the story, always drink and gamble
>>563148619I've had anal sex with a man hundreds of times. but i don't think it counts as gay, because i was always top.
Sure is a lot of judgement around here recently. /d2g/ is supposed to be a safe space for all.
>>563151182source?
I want to fuck the purple leshrac thing
>2(questionable) match quality 7 pop ups in a row>5(ideal)>enemy has a 5k games earth spirit just tossing everyone on all sides>they go 4 on our safelane, my pos 1 stays there despite of that>he dies then tps back in to brool instead of going to the other 2 free lanes >this continues for 10 min>enemy core is level 16 with a radiance and dagger while mine is 12, with 7 deaths>BEG him to farm at least some item before they HG>he just continues participating in fights where he keeps dying>eventually lose>get flamed by my whole team that I didn't make space for my coreI shouldn't queue for another game for the rest of the day, my blood is already boiling>
>>563159554Aghanim passed me a pipe one time
>>563161260No such thing as predicted match quality. Do you really think ChatGPT-Valve has actual engineers that will devise an algorithm which puts you in a team of normal people? First and foremost human behavior is fundamentally unpredictable, even if your refer to empirical data. It's just a marketing stunt to sell more dota plus subscriptions.
>>563100000Wasted.
>>563141108>average dotards reading comprehensionNo, not that one.
i dont want to watch ""pro"" dota i want to watch real dota with real stakes (mmr) and with real humans that say the real n word with the hard rhow has europe+sa+wherever else exists not produced a mason of their own yet that i can watch while mason has sex with his wife saweetheart offlinemajor indictment of character for every other continent desu
Pro dota doesn't even have personalities anymore. I remember 2016 - 2018 where we had narratives like good guys, bad guys, comfy teams, comfy players, cursed players etc. Now it's just "ah yes this is JamaicaOntario, he is on adderall"
>nigma kick sufail>they instantly become good
I dont know why they keep giving free shit to Shadow Shaman while they removed the good shard on wyvern and didn't make recursive obtainable via talents or something. Hero feels fucking useless now
>>563168037Proof?
>>563168702they're raping liquid rn
>>563168550whitelisted corny nigga hero
>>563168550Isn't WW a strictly situational support? Like Bane and Grimstroke. I think valve doesn't care about heroes that aren't trendy because they don't sell enough hats.
>>563169119WW was one if not the most OP support of the last patch
>>563169096Yeah I feel like this is it Shaman, Lion and WD are prime retarded freak heroes
>>563169389Idk, my last 200 games were all Lion, Witch Doctor and Lich. The shitter's delight.
Idk how to explain this, but unless you're really fucking good you won't climb as a pos1. Not saying you're gonna always lose but unless you're a natural born carry then you won't confidently rank up. I have 5 people on my friend list that all plateaued as pos1 already. Whereas my pos4/5 friends are still doing steady progress.
>nobody on turbo at 9 am on a weekdayi don't know what i was expecting. very likely will go back to league
>>563172148Lich, WD, Shaman and Lion is the quatuor of trenchgod supports that just get eternally buffed. Warlock could also be added to the list
>queue>instant match>rejected>match again 5 seconds later>rejected>happens like 5 times in a row>wait a second...this probably means the match quality is fucked and I need to dodge too>stop queue>type this while waiting until it feels like it's safe againI pray for the poor souls who are going to get griefed.
>>563175168I wish I read this earlier
>>563175168Just had a 5(ideal) match where 2 people role griefed and spent 90% of the time alone. We won, but we had to follow them around the map and the match was 76 minutes with double mega. Match quality is ass because ruskies are having their easter this weekend. I would not touch Dota this weekend and Monday
>>563148106Deadlock is way too hard for the TF2rannies.CS players and DotA players don't want to play anything but CS or DotA.it's going to be hard to find its niche, but I think it will be a permanent top 5 game just like CS and DotA when it does release.
2 more games until I hit crusader
>>563161260don't play more than a best of 3 in a single day.
>>563144675Did you just compare phoon to some deadlock tranny?
>>563179867I do this but on 3 different accounts with a 2 hour break inbetween transitions. It works like a charm. 65% win rate.
>>563180168that's a mental illness.
>>563179957just like the rainbow haired faggots that call everyone a racist nazi, you diminish the meaning of the word when you abuse it like that.basically, cope, seethe, dilate.
>>563180276I don't do it because I think there's a grief algorithm waiting to destroy my win streak. One account is only for support spam, one is only for offlane spam, the last is only for pos1/2. I like to compare the individual win/commend/mvp ratio on each account and see what position I'm best at.
>>563180168i'm calling valve
>>563150597based alpha male showing those betas whos boss
im not coming to overwatch the dota card game
i meaaan this is all discarded shit from 2015 but the pudge set sells for 5 euro on the steam market i guess
im one game away from crusader but I won three easy games today so I think i'll give it a rest while i'm ahead
french is so fucking gay
1.2k MMR ranked is a different world. Wtf is this lmao
>lol guys lmao look how totes random this lowbie match is lmao>oh? what do you mean im literally at the same level as those retards im trying to mock? im actually 2k above them!! which is why i have a fucking 50% wr against those retards im trying to mock
>>563188634this looks like a match of dota.
