Previous: >>562943892>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
VF's wife is so cute...
global status: grim
Rooms?
The sexiest uma to date
yankomanko
Fondling on Taiki titsSucking on Doto's nipples
>>562958290ah, blos...
45 RB is fine for a parent run right?I could go higher, but having Sirius is just so convenient, I dont want to remove it.
>>562957253VROOM VROOM
You couldn't wait until after the inspiration so I can choose whether to bomb this run or not? No, you just HAD to show up two turns before.
>>562958524Me as Daiwa
>>562958462it doesn't matter, you can go 20RB if you want the only issue is having less SP
Vivlos is the face of perseverance
What went wrong with Uma Global? Too many players thats on the opposite end of the spectrum, casuals and hardcore gamers?
teio!
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562958524why isn't vodka also in bloomers
Poor Vivlos, now normies can only think of her as a seapag uma...Vivlofags are you holding on?
>>562958690elaborate
>>562958595I don't see the appeal on this uma, is her story that good?
>>562958686Why is she covering up my food?
I NEED TO ROLL FOR NISHINO NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oissu
This is so humiliating. I'm sorry, intelligent avian, but we weren't strong enough for you...
>>562958703No one unironically likes bibros.
>>562958586Well SP is important for parent runs.I guess I'll drop Sirius for Nishino.
Digitan LOVE
>>562958648>/v/ + /vg/Quite a conundrum
>>562958729Sex with her sisters
>>562958648In terms of vidya autism, any JP Casual overshadows the most autistic Global autistOf course this goal was unrealistic
>>562958524vodka is so cute
>>562958725I want Gold City, after a race, slowly remove her boots and socks, put her feet in front of my face and say "lick it"
kingu's sweaty cheeks on my face
>>562958686Benis
>>562958729The real spoiled little sister experience
the hag makes me horny
>>562958729She has a cute song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ-Mgy5pI2I
>>562958884elaborate
>>562958690I am saying this
Bourbon cute
>>562958762you’ve been posting this for a while now ladslow day at work?
>>562958648>game that omnipanders>releasing in a time where the western gaming community is splitting down the middle between troons and retards
>>562958929
>>562958729:3
>>562959032But that's the first time I've posted that?
>>562958976I want King to hug and nuzzle me after we finally get her that coveted G1 win
Sweepy can make S+ umas now (if you give her a deck capable of UG and she hits fast learner on a 20% speed uma)
>>562958972Her song is a genuine banger. Super for (you) as well.>>562958729Pretty decent. She takes you to start a family in dubai at the end
>>562958835If there was 1 nip autistic enough about Falco likely farmed more fans than the entire global server
>>562958323I don't think I wanna improve on my team any more so let's race3538858535388585
>>562959230It was during lockdown too so with even more reason they literally had nothing better to do
Opera pussy in my mouth
>>562959089ramonu is so incredibly ugly
>>562959247I think Teio has the most sniff-worthy shoes from the launch cast
no one is autistic about falco gwo
>>562959045Can't blame the game for self inflicted retardation on all sides. Shit like this was always happening people just stayed in their little safe spaces. Now it's just bitching and moaning when both sides can just block each other and not engage like they used to. Fan spaces have gone to shit since Tumblr died but it still wasn't this bad until like, Covid, and that's for a plethora of reasons I'm not going to bother getting into. Point is though, people need to just mind their fucking business.I would not see a single thing I don't like if it didn't get posted here by people bitching about them because I've tuned my algo to never see it and blocked a lot of key phrases so that I never have to see it. That's how it used to be. That's how it should be.
I really need to borrow the new rudolf card I’m very SIROUS get it?
Why do /v/ tourists hate VF so much?
>>562959346Buono!
>>562958770Best 20 dollars ever spent
>>562959437>why *loaded question*
I'm having trouble reaching 1000 wit in TB, I just can't find the time to click it. Should I just try ignoring other clicks in junior year? Or should I only click other stats during the summer
Bros do you think im safe for the week?
>>562959437We hate VF here too
i like mejiro ramen o
>>562959437sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san sweep san
>>562959301Bro Opera has a penis...
what’s this?
i tried training teioshe clocked out at derby
>>562959437I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>562958524
>>562959437We hate both seriru and VF
>>562959560If you have 2 wit cards which are tachy and sunday, 800 is about as high as you can go without luck rolls. Add a third wit
>>562959560if you are hitting other stat lines easily you can try more wit cards or wit sparks
>>562959584No shouldn't have cleated those ssrs scrub
You love to see it.
>>562959230how fast do you think someone can finish a run?I am gonna be generous and say someone can make 1 million fans in 15 minutes.that's 4 million in an hour. that's 96 million in a day. that's 288 million in 3 days. Ignoring the stamina this would cost.that's not even a billion, let alone close to what global is at currently.
I love big breastsThat is all
>>562959740>>562959754okay, which card should I drop for wit?
>Finally Medium S + Head on + Nimble hint from FM>Terrible trainings and shops so I can't cap powreeeeeeeeI'm settling on this for now
>>562959247Results, can't beat the oyakodon team.Let's do another2288883322888833
>>562959437>/v/ tourists We all do actually.>i can coach you for 100 bux/hour>arrogant SEAniggerHe also regurgitates known meta but drags it for 1 hour for revenue.
I think we should respect trainers' personal rights and boundaries.
>>562958524Dunno about you guys but if I saw that I'd be too horny to think straight wth that's so hot
>>562959928Marvy
So the plan is trying to luckshit nishino, then save until tachy banner, and drop a caratnuke on it trying to get both her and light hello?
>>562959642a failure
>>562959928if you drop marvelous for something with at least 5rb you should be fine
Do not open if faint of heart
>>562959642A cute!
>>562959642Onahole?
God bless auto train. Run goes to the dogs and I can just hit it and just afk until it's done so I can still collect fans.
>>562959932This lobby is what the entire CM12 lobbies will look like lmao
>>562959642the cutest umadol in all the land
>>562959637Fake news spread by THE RAPED
>>562960071
Huh Soft Step is reliable heal?I almost always skip it.
>>562959437Why are "we" classifying ourselves as a collective mind when "we" fight and call eachothers niggers every day in this thread
>>562959789I have never cleated a single card that was not overcapping tho
>>562959437
>>562959642that's my spherical wife
I might be being a retard, but I don't seem to have the reward tickets
>>562960313Sorry, no more Lone Wolf, I will be attaching myself to Brian's abs.
>>562960421Yeah you are retarded. Please read what the event says
>>562960421gwochacho can't read
>>562960313bancho hugs and hand holding
>>562959932Results. Dominator is a fun and balance skill.Last one:5151823851518238
>>562960421>he missed the claim windowoh no no no
>>562960421Fraid you might be
>>562960537>Typical CM12 lobby
>>562959406Why do you need it?
Why does global hate her?
>>562960479>>562960489>>562960582wait, it's not actually over?I'm sure we could have gotten to the original limit in that case.
>>562960591Hybrid debuffer mejiro bright
>CM practice room 3 days ago>random horses and xoguri here and there>CM practice rooms today>xoguri+dominator+dominator>xoguri+dominator+dominator >xoguri NSM+sacrificial front+sacrificial front>xoguri+dominator+dominator>xoguri+dominator+dominator
>>562960654too round
>>562960590Not sure you will see many Daiwas in lobbies anon
>>562960691You don't need stam debuff
>>562960537How do I win against this with S. Maru and Kita? They always get overtaken by Oguri + double dominator.
>>562958524I gave them both a ride in Koikatsu today.
>>562960421it’s honestly baffling how many illiterate retards have posted this todayunless you’re the same guy in which case you got me i guess
>>562960704Don't worry, I'll bring End XOguri and 2 end dominators to spice things up
>>562960704>ERRRRMMMM WHY ARE PEOPLE PLAYING THE META IN PVP???? META???? IN PVP??????????retard
>>562960704that's what happens when everyone does what sloptubers tells them to
AIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME CURREN I NEED 6 GWOJILLION FANS UMADOGEZA
umamusume pvp is infact shit
>>562960806Drop Kita.Use Sieun
>>562960704
>>562960829no, I'm just a moron that didn't read the small printI'm sorry for my stupidity
Bros, can we all agree on one thing?Falconcute >>> Currenslut
>>562960537Results, /uma/ is so nice letting me win once.Thanks for joining.
Will medium always be super ace +2 dominators meta?
you might be a bit of a loser if you don’t “play” meta in this game’s “pvp” and complain about people that do
How do you guys manage to get SS consistently I can barely manage to get S+ wtf
>>562959437Fuck off Charles. No one likes your shitty larp spreadsheet content. Stay in your discord circle jerk NIGGER your people aren't welcome here.
what is it called when you have 12* groundwork and 13* medium with double circle affinity and you don't get either from both inspirations
>>562960806Solo Daiwa. Bank on some dumbass poking her ass in last corner.
>twitter is translating Japanese posts without my inputfinally
@562961125on one says this gwo
>>562960984Can I use Bobo? Also I dont have Seiun but I can use the selector.
>>562961201ye
>>562961201They ban dominator in JP.As in there are CMs where you can't bring debuffers.
>>562960952I have never entered a CM
>>562961214Don't hate the player, hate the gameUnless the player uses debuffers
>>562961252Umapyoi
>>562961359
>>562961230i didn't even get an S+ yet...i somehow luckshitted a single SS Maru and now i am back to A-A+ with the occasional S.i feel like i need to do some reading to be less shit at this point.
>>562960704this soulless Xoguri and dominators spam will be the same in tokyo 2400 CM too. boring as hell
>People call long slop>And medium kinoAt this point, long is more kino than medium
>>562961252I wish they would change it so if you have 9* of a certain skill or Aptitude it gets upgraded to S or you get it guaranteed during first inspiration, anything less than that it becomes RNG as usual.
>>562961278Karma
imaginehachimistraight from the tap
>>562961230I rolled for Curren Wit
huh sweepy is surprisingly not terrible at mant
>>562961278daiwa literally has nothing to push herself forward mid-raceif she drops below 2nd she just dies
>>562961359Why tf is this technology unavailable to us?
>>562961549killer tunes?
>>562961549are you retarded
>>562961431>A-A+Post your deck and schedule.
>>562961549She has killer tunes and her unique if anyone tries to catch up.
>>562960704The "people" running XOguri need to remember that their platinum titles will rightfully belong to their sloptuber master, not them.
>>562960704umamusume is oguri game
>>562961519Bro the banner's over you can stop the gaslight
*gaze intensifies*
>>562961556It only gets banned because of summer Gold Ship. Debuffs are fair and good for the game when you ignore their activation conditions.
going back to unity cup to run career stories of new umas i've gotten (kitasan, tannhauser, dia)... how i missed you, It's On and NSM
Can you tame the bratty Urara?
>>562961519I love my cute imouto! She is so precious!
>>562961556it's like rape prevention, you don't know you need it until Agnes and Wonder hit you with 2x dominator and then they get summer Gold Ship's unique at which point you really understand
Why is she like this?
They're drinking juice
>>562961730I want to ruin her and mind breaking her into this I love this there's more? I need more
its me im juice
>>562961592>>562961615>>562961632i am running daiwai have killer tunes on herit doesn't work as well as you think it does
>>562961732it’s even crazier when narita hits you with dominator
>>562961667Gaslight?
>>562961440both are slop
>>562961710pls farm ignited pwr
>>562961440Always was the case. The longer the race the more skills, positioning and stamina restoration matters, which means it puts more pressure on you to build a proper uma.
>>562961869Works for mine. Maybe you need a better Daiwa.
>>562960829This expression makes Daiwa look sexy
did you know that suzuka is very skilled at spinning penis
>>562961869oh yeah?*fingerbangs you*
>>562960654It's unsurprising that westoids and thirdies prefer e-whores over idols
>>562961556like the saying says "OSHA rules are written in blood"we're not bleeding yet
>>562961889>curren's support is useful while everyone wishes falco never comes to themLMAO! Umadol rekt again
>>562961685lol
>>562961763Autism
>>562961978Yeah, she needed that to fit her pussy which is kinda sensitive to the left
Can I use CM12 XOguri on CM13?
>>562961978https://files.catbox.moe/kv2gd6.mp4Lacks a recovery in her kit
>>562960071Looks like we're taking FS this time.I dont fear Pearl on the Nig Jr at all, but if I see Nishino or Vodka on the JF, thats a hard pass. I don't care how many JF sparks my legacies have.
I want to run triple fronts, can I make that work, or its pointless?
Teio!
what makes oguri good her and the next CM? because she's technically immune to debuffs?
>>562962197
>>562962172Sure why not that's what I'm doing unless the one I build is too bad
>>562962282Me on the right
>>562962172if you bought both right and left handed on your xoguri and overstammed, yeah
>>562962270It can reduce xOguri triggers to 70 percent or cancel out bad ones.
>>562962270
Harro, it me, Charl vicky fwontier, I make you good uma spread sheet to win rots of pratinum, you bring 2 dominata an 1 cwimas Ogrui, you bring anyting else I disappointed rike my parents when they see me praying gay horse game
>>562962282teio drives me feral with lust.
>>562962282Thinnest teiofag on the right
>>562961932i think she's decent enoughlacks mid-game and gets raped in front-heavy lobbiesyeah it's garbage and i'm not smart enough to figure out why
>>562962296she's not immune to dominatorsher unique is turbo bullshit and can be perfectly timed on medium tracks to the point that the way she's nerfed is by nerding 777
>>562962329>>562962339Well mine is right-handed. I should have went double o spring instead.
>>562962005Huh? I love this umadol. I always want her to come to me.
>>562962197The view from the back is mine
>>562962416>lates are the most honestWhat the fuck is this
>>562962296She can accelerate at perfect time and has EXTREMELY low stamina requirements
>>562962197why are there two taikis
>>562962172If you use Uma=2 then you'll have to remake her with just triple 7s because the former triggers too early on the 2400 track
>>562962479Poor statline.
>>562961398full?
Anyone running lates here? What's the stats and skills of your uma?
>>562962630qmo failed the mirror test
>>562962630Wits G
>>562962630https://youtu.be/tz0avWZoqjg?si=7phNadSnR5HHYi1U
>>562956580>>562956591ok I followed you guys' advices and preserved. Didn't get medium s as I feared but it broke my career record. Thanks
What exactly was soulless about long slop? This medium CM has the same team in every single fucking lobby
>>562962270From what I'm seeing in rooms if you're not using XOguri you're losing
>>562962197who watches this garbage
>>562962717Reminds me of those videos of literal retards recording each other, putting a towel or something in front of a mirror and recording from the side, saying shit like "HOW DOES HE KNOW?!!!! WHAT IS THIS????"
>>562962656elaborateyes speed is not capped but the other stats look fine to me
>>562962872Long is no longer slop, it was slop during Gemini and Libra because every team was Gold Ship vs Gold Ship vs Gold Ship + 2 jobbers
bacchigu SEX choberigu SEX
>>562962864here is the bottom skills. I think I'm just gonna use her for this CM cause I don't think can high roll as far as this again
>>562962872Long CM had the same winners everytime because it's whale slopMediums would be fine if cygays were good at balancing their game
>>562962872I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm starting to miss mile CMs
https://poal.me/qbh1ipAnswer
Which type of CLIMAX your oshi is best at? Squirting or Creaming?
*runs oguri himself*UMMMMMMMMMMMMM WTF MED IS LE MEDSLOP?????
Didn’t they lower it a bit too much? We could’ve at least made it to 1 trillion before the end…
>>562963045Maruzensky looks sexy here
>>562962993Now it was 3 Kita, 3 Goldship and 3 jobbers lmao
>>562962543>lates>most honestMy mare-fucking nigger, they are debuffers.
which umas are hot and cute fanarts and other media but looks stupid in gameI'll start>Oguri>Creek>BrianMaybe>Suzuka>Seiun>Ayabe>Grass>Taiki>Golshi
>>562963145bwo?? Seiun Sky???
>>562963176we were barely on track to make 1.1t and if people got fatigued it'd be over
>>562963048No matter how many accels you cram in, shes not gonna win.
>>562962872if distance == next_cm.distance: distance.slop_status = trueelse: distance.slop_status = false
>>562962197kinda hot
Falco.....
>>562963176They crunched the numbers, you know that's a lie
>>562963202mine aren't tho
>witgod recommend 800 sta>wtf.jpg>then recommends making debuff umasgaslight or not?
>>562961763>>562962072>have a dream where you cheat on her>wakes up>blames youhopefully umas are not like this, right?
>>562963140>mile CMsah yes, the Taiki or lose CMso soulful
>>562963176it's Cygames taking a jab at global for being whiny useless pussies
>>562963234You can still add your own answer
>>562963223Spe, Suzuka, and Teio in particular look weird to meTheir chins look too pointy and their mouths seem to be too low
>>562962373The thing is xoguri takes over if 2 conditions are met: my fronts gas out, and nsm triggers.So around 700 stamina is definitely not enough for front. I'm actually even considering putting Creek into my deck.>>562962893Every single room i have been to is 2 debuff 1 oguri.
>>562963389he's just retardedCM12 needs 700 StamCM13 needs 900 or so
>>562963427oh shitadded
>>562963410Yes and? Seriru, besides being a confirmed loli enjoyer also has a thing for americans
>>56296326999% gamblers quit, Alea iacta est, I will trust to RNGesus to carry me to A final 3rd place
>>562963303>orange slut cumming her brains out, pissing herself in the process>kindaBruh
>>562963479Don't say that...
>>562963389>you should wear a bulletproof vest>you should bring a firearm>>qwooo? aren't those mutually exclusive?????
>>562963140>front is viable>pace is viable>late is viable>end is viableImagine hating on mileKINO
>>562962197its actually not that hot at all and reminds me of the gooner shit from yesterday
>>562963654???
>>562963638It especially shows during the 3 goddesses event, at least for Suzu and Teio, don't remember Spe's expression but it's weird to me I only notice that on them
The only good CMs are the ones I've won.
>>562962197… you guys are actually addicted to porn?
>>562963761Damn, this fella hates them all
>>562963389He doesn't risk stamina so his recommendation is always above or more than you'll see on lobbies
>>562963817>a single webm is posted and equates it to porn addictionTouch grass
take me back to sprintkino
>2022 longslopfront runner vs end closer>2025 longslopfront runner vs end closer
>>562963761sprint was the true kino all along.
>Blocked on the side 2 secondsHow likely is this to proc on CM12 if I run her as Late? I haven't done any practice matches yet so dunno if they clump up enough for it to be reliable
>>562963668>style doesn’t matter because end is within 1l from fronts>every win is a random because everyone has 1200 speed/power/wit + mile S regardless and everything is decided by a dice roll on who procs ALL skills on a final cornerWow much kino
>>562963879I only trust Seriru's stam recs because the other fags will tell you YOU NEED 1000 STAM AND A GOLD FOR MILE TRUST ME
>>562963956If you bring a Dominator, it should be fine
>>562963885I don’t see how you can watch that and not have inert dopamine receptors
>>562963956The real problem here is the final corner condition
>>562963995This but unironically
>>562963995yeah?
>>562964087isn't that where you want the accels to proc this CM?
You know CMs wouldn't be so miserable if you started, from the beginning, playing by ear instead of obsessively trying to minmax based off JP info
I don't want to go to work today guys.
>>562963956
>>562963638I think spe is cute!
>>562963940>2022>stealth winner is a pace chaser>2025>stealth winner is a pace chaser
>>562964141If it was the case we would all be using red shift
>>562963638I want to smooch this stupid fat chud
>>562964087Should be fine. You'll still be accelerating a little bit and the Target Velocity means you go zoom.
>>562964203>things only said under duress
>>562964038>sees cheap koikatsu animation>instantly goes, uhhh dopamine receptors muchyou ok anon? everything is working fine for you?
>>562963995Roundabout way of saying you're a bad trainer and lose the fairest cms
>>562964178I just got back from work and my son proceeded to projectile vomit on me and now I wish I was still at work
>>562964203Literal pig
kill all wagies
>>562964192I saw a ton of XOguri but none of them won, it was the same thing for dirt and sprint
>>562964341MatiHarryKane wouldn't say this.
>>562963995>Plays gamble game>Doesnt like when something is random
>>562964185>>562964202ohI think I mixed this one up with Taurusmaybe I'll run Tama as late then instead of city
>>562964341Forget about them; they're already dead.
I wanna bring Taishin to the next CM but its medium steampunk Taishin save meeeI need your 0% speed and power growth
>>562964293>>562964337this time I’m really gonna do it
When Vivlos comes out I will make an Umamusume youtube channel in which I only play her and directly compete with VF for the title of Vivlos Umatuber
mmmshould i pig out for the 7500 carat pack
>>562964510You better have more than 8 plats then
>>562961627this was my singular SS so far. And i was just guts+wit memeing with it.But i couldn't really reproduce anything close with it yet, not even an S+.So idk if this is a shit deck that just got extremely lucky or a good deck and MANT is just that volatile
>hit claim>don't actually get any of the falco rewardsOI WHAT THE FUCKWHERE IS MY SSR TICKET
isnt it bs that seiun sky canhave this time solely from high wit check rolls? oguri has to hit perfect nsm to even match seiun.
I want to be unemployed with a lot of money.
>>562964203>fatDon't call her thatSpe is in a diet to fit into her bikini
Is 1 Dominator worthless? I wanted to run my non-dommy Oshi in 1 slot
>>562964524
>>562964524yes
>>562964524what do you want to pull
>>562961869https://files.catbox.moe/viduza.mp4
>>562964637random daily pullsjust in case i get lucky
>>562964564I have Zero. My only qualification is that I think Vivlos is cute.
>>562964592You have to wait for the event to end for some reason.
>>562964610All knower of Uma Musume please answer this anon for I have the same question
>>562964610if the others in your lobby have 2 you will lose to them
>>562964610I've seen a lot of Xoguri players bring 2 full debuffers. Medium CMs are going to be the most souless shit ever
>>562964718Good luck winning Arima Kinen twice in a row
>check out the shakur card >end speed card with spurt isn't that really good welfare card?
>>562964662post build
>>562964868If he can do it, so can I.
is there ever an SSR card with dominator?
>>5629646102 doms basically put all their eggs in a singular basket.
>>562964662damn she's shmovin
>>5629646101 Dominator is a waste, just build a third ace. The debuffer has to be late/end anyway so just make a gambler
>>562965018If the gold wasn't garbage she'd be worth it
do debuffers even make sense as a thing anymorei mean like pure debuffersthere are so many skill points to use, does one gold red skill actually matter in the skill budget
>>562964662That looks really good, post deck
>just under 700 stamina for a frontwill she die?
>>562965343Dedicated debuffers are stronger than ever with more skill points at their disposal
>>562965383if you aren't using maru then yeah
this cm is pure rng actually
>>562964310Fairest CMs are long lol>limited SP because of restores requirements, so you must think what skills to take>limited stats because of high stamina requirements, so you must think what to train>deck building is harder because you must exclude one of your cards for maestro so you need to think what’s most beneficial setupMeanwhile MileCM:>18* power and mile inherits>1 click on speed then 3 clicks on wit>click every yellow gold you see>win decided by coin toss>>562964383Random is only good to a certain point, otherwise I would write a coin flipper, ask aisloppa for best coin texture and collect my trillions of dollars of revenue
>>562965383shit like this is why my 2 dominators also have stamina debuffs
Delete debuffers from the game NOW
>>562965031Not only is there never a support card with dominator but Cheerleader nature is also the last uma to ever get it in base kit, and all the evolved skills off of it just remove the debuff aspect entirely and change them into generic velocity skills, there's also been basically no new debuff skills added to the game in years because Cygames started to regret making them due to CMs like this one. I also saw someone else say they start banning dom from CMs but I don't know if that's true or not
>free prudent positioningwhy do we hate this card again?
I love debuffers
>>562965343Every lobby is 2 deboof 1 xoguri. Xoguri is so stupidly good now that you either counter her by making your own xoguri, or some blocking strat.My SS+ maru is losing to an S+ Oguris.
>>562965019>>562965190>>562965375https://files.catbox.moe/tdrnkz.mp4If no fronts are around she gets caught around the bend and counter-triggers oguris>>562965558Anon, every CM....every single CM
Soon, she will be mine...
>>562965423people were already buying every red skill on their debuffers before tho
>>562965787
>>562966085I still don't see it
>>562965890how many prudent positioning sparks
>everyone and their dog is borrowing NTRWhy is this card bad again?
>>562963410Nah
>>562966195this is sad
>>562966108unc please...
>>562966212It's good, but only for a couple of months
>>562966148>overlooking their wife’s flawsI like this anon, they are good
>>562966212Nobody says it's bad.
>>562965890How did you squeeze out so much stam out of her?
>>562966212I have MLB Biko but I had to slot her out for NTR, shit's fucked
>>562965952>long CurrenKino
>>562966212It's not, stop listening to /uma/, they mean you only harm, I will say though that it's undeniably a good card, but the low specialty priority and starting friendship make it very "feast or famine", as someone who got it MLB I'm still not going to miss it when it cycles out due to how frustrating it is to end a career with less then 1k speed because she just didn't show up at all when it mattered
>>562961359it's not always banned and we just had 3 cms in a row with debuffs allowed
>>562966682>they killed xoguri bwow>the absolute state of cm12 lobbiesWhy does /uma/ love to lie so much?
Golshis 564cm bust
>>562966205No idea, i just took it. Probably a rival reward.>>562966350Race rewards, scrolls and prudent summer trainings. Here, have a fresh one in front heavy lobbies.Survived NSM xOguri on top. I usually do this with smaru but Daiwa will do.https://files.catbox.moe/nc67tu.mp4
>>562965659stop posting this maya
>>562966212she’s really good in mant because you get 200k fans instantlyyou don’t race nearly as much in other scenarios if you’re a whale and don’t have to think about future pulls the card is absolutely bangingif you’re an f2poor or low spender then you’ll have to compare it against tach/smaru/ramonu who all have a way longer shelf life
>>5629664423 speed is kinoI use Kitasan, Bakushin and borrow Topro
90% of scrims look like this.
>>562967001pp is generalrival rewards are track/distance/style skills
>>562964495>take niche uma with the legendary +20% guts brick>give her an alt with even worse growthswhy did cygames hate her so much?
>>562967051
so how do you fight against xoguris other than bringing one of your own, that's soulless but necessary but soulless
>>562967306Maya pits
You guys scare me.
Medium S...Why must you always betray me...
this specute card is actually underrated
>>562967337Unironically 3 front runners. If there is one (1) other front runner in the lobby in addition to yours then none of the Xoguris can get their ult
>>562967337I havent seen anyone mentioning how end closers are this cm, as on paper golshi and tama could dodge debuffs, so maybe the can work? I dunno if they can catch up to xogirs.
>>562967641This is always the biggest cope lolIve seen her shred through 5 front rooms, not to mention front room is GUARANTEED NSMnext CM fronts will probably do better in though thanks to red shift
>>562967703impossible, as soon as xoguri starts dashing which is always at the perfect time, it's over
>>562963396There are several Uma Musume like that.
>>562967631>agemasen white skill
>>562967426On Your Left
>>562967641Anon, that only works if the toreina is retarded and didn't get triple 7s or corner recovery, otherwise your plan only has at most a 30% chance of stopping them assuming they have bare minimum wit, which noone is going to
>>562967337pray to get good mood and the XOguris bad mood
>>562967825just dont get agemasen silly
>>562967763red maru is going to nyoooom if you give her enough midgame to stay 1st
Hello friends!!
>>562968007die
>>562967267I dunno man every time I pick an oshi it always ends up being the one end closing, but I got 2nd place with Taishin in Pisces and now I'm starving for a Taishin win.>Next 2 or 3 CMs are mediumI guess if you ran anything other than 2 speed 2 pow 2 wit Taishin would be too powerful or something.
>>562967001show parents
How come witgod only mentions SMaru and no OG Maru?
>>562968135succubus
I'm just fucked if I don't have xoguri then, right? I have seen people rolling for her during the christmas event so yeah
>>562968218Redshift is only good at the Derby
>>562968218The point of OG Maru is Redshift and Redshift is meh for this trackNext CM it's very good tho
>>562968135semen demon
>>562968218OG maru only works on very specific courses and even then just feels like bootleg sein sky when she does work Also smaru is literally the most SEX alt in the game
>>562968080
>>562962872Did you close your eyes when playing the last Long CM? They literally had the same team in every lobby; it was either several fronts zooming ahead like 7L or a bunch of end closers who were at 4th during mid-race then activated their unique + spurt to leave everybody in the dirt>hey bro my Full Armor Fuku won a single room!Lol
>>562968218OG's potentials is basically all mile and her skill only works on fairly small set of tracks. She's very strong on the tracks where her unique works though she has problems contesting the lead against other fronts, especially for non-mile tracks.
>>562968308>>562968310>>562968390wtf I was under the impression Redshift was meta for this track
You're out shopping with your girlfriend and this guy comes up and slaps her ass. Wyd?
>>562968508i rape her
>>562968486Red Shift is final corner accel, not corner accel.
>glass of water causes 7% packet loss when standing near the wifi donglei hate "modern" "tech"
>3 dominatorshttps://files.catbox.moe/fw74bi.mp4https://youtu.be/xeEIgsbA_q0?si=2sQ-g5WQTB_6iBq8Seriously now, make a Daiwa, you got time. You make a single xOguri + 2 dominators youre gonna clench your ass the whole CM>>562968169Oookay? half stam, half power
>>562968668DONGLE!?
>>562968508rape correction
My Tachyon is getting SO MUCH umanko right now she's drowning in it.
Boggle!
>>562968821curren i cant see shit
>>562968687Can daiwa work with an s maru and seiun as triple front?
>cemented her reputation of being in failure in global now as well
Are the new ssrs any good? The sirius one has a neat skill and her unique affect is kinda cool.
Funny how Seriru told f2p to skip Fine Motion rerun for the one with Maruzensky and now he puts her as the best card for 5 CM in a row kekI'm glad that I think for myself and didn't follow his advice blindly
>>562968950>unique accel triggers if someone challenges her at the second part of the race>team her up with a literal lane bully and the boy uma that gets bulliedWhat do you think its gonna happen. That unique aint gonna trigger when you want it but at least you gonna push the lane.>>562969080Seriru made no Daiwa mention for the CM at all.
>>562969080>best cardmay as well roll for rob roy like him if you think right-handed is a super OP tech
>>562968687>make a Daiwa, you got timemy lucklet ass won't manage anything near as good as yoursi give up, i have failed her
MINNA
>>562969228All you need is a strong summer anon. NTR+Kita will carry your ass.
Is Mackween an okay cope parent to use, I have one thats has medium sparks + stam/power but it was made a long time ago so not that many whites. I don't really want to spend two weeks trying to make another parent while getting buttfucked the entire time
>>562968663how do you make it show up neatly like that?
>>562968007hello pedophile
>>562968508But she is my gf!
>>562969385Load up all the skills you want to see on an uma and run a simulation.
I'm running triple lates this CM
>>562969375
>>562969298that's not a problem i just feel like i can't get all the skills i needi feel like for her dd + pp is a must have, killer tunes simply isn't good enough especially against escape artist
>>562969080I thought his idea was to skip it not because FineMo's a bad card but because the banner is shared with Kawakami
>>562968687stop encoding your videos as HEVCI'm too lazy to install the codecs and do all the fiddling needed to make it work on firefox
>>562963654thats good and all but this is a garfield kart match sir
>>562969375doto is so smart...
>>562969563Seriru whaled for Kawakami in JP, he got PTSD from that card.>>562969639Aight, il change it for steam on the next ones. Not today though,i posted enough races for one thread.
>>562969562Kill tune is just cheap and point efficient. You can get away with cope double O generic speed up with high discount.
>>562964610>1 domMake it double
I get so mad how easy it is to get speeddouble rainbow speed training and I know it is just chump changeIt is all worthless unless I get power and wit to 1200 too
KP is a good card though
>>562970104Kitasan Plack?
SMART FALCON BOTSCURREN CHAN WAS RIGHTCURREN CHAN FUCKING WON
So after the falco event ends I should have 2 selector tickets. I have MLB Finemo, should I get MLB SSR Neicha? Alternatively I could ticket a cope 3LB SSR super creek.
>>562968848sadly caps at 100 so you don't know exactly how much
How much stamina do you need with VBourbon to pass the Spring Tenno?dunno if I want to go Tiara route or triple crown with her while training for CM12
sexsexmaruzensexhagsex
>>562970270600
If i skip palmer next month when is the next rerun?
>>562970208>selectorqvvo...
>>562970208>he thinks it's a selector ticket
>>562970270550+ i think depending on position
>>562970243you can manually check the number of inspirations each day I guess
>>562970270Depends on who you face but generally rivals can have over 600 stamina+recoveries. If you're below that and/or don't bring recovery it's clockfest for a chance of winning.
>>562968848Think she can get a few borrows? right now I have 2* PWR Dober only giving me 20 a day.
This little shit just lost both qe and mile championship. She also jobbed victoria mile until she ran out of clocks. Why is this bitch such a worthless piece of shit? If she can't even win, why is her unique even classified as good? Did everyone get gaslit into rolling for this brick?
>>562970490https://youtu.be/MZsspTYH674?si=aH9czwSXBOw6lje0
>>562969518i'm running triple pace when daiwa card releases, no xoGOYri
>>562970345>>562970402>>562970440>550-600 after 2nd inspirationI'll end up with too much stamina then by the end of the careertiara it is
I just logged into the game and we got all the umadol rewards... can somebody fill me in on what happened
>>562970208Creek is useless again till another long cm. You can cope with lb3 NN, the only reason you want her mlb is that you need another 5%rbAlso the tickets are random
>>562970490A few input into chrono and get hundreds better Tachyon
>>562970581when you are blocked, you are blocked
>>562970606overstamming isn't a bad thing as long as it's not eating up turns or sparks, if you get there through power training it's perfectly fine
What if I do the unthinkable and use regular oguri
>>562970609Curren fucked 1.5 trillion fans as a freebie
Hey.
>>562970581She's a position and highly track dependant unique. On a lot of tracks it does nothing and even then you need to hit very specific position to activate. And late surgers in general tend to get blocked. So it's maximum awkward combo for career, consider buying some skills early in career when you can't win through pure stats yet.
>>562970609they lowered the requirement from two trillion to a more reasonable 500 billion
>final borrow of the day>first 3 turns have no more than 1 training>go to rest>sleep deprived>give up after turn 4Not doing this shit. I'm playing Minecraft.
>>562970830nice, freebies... but also... ouch... my pride...
>S+ (again)>out of borrows (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing kita and have like 1lb creek and then mejiro and a bunch of not even mlb SR cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 SS runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of SS stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $400 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>562970609Dumb Falco is a dumb WHORE
>>562970887Dancho here, I'm telling Bill Gates to nerf the cum cube again
>exposed feet>exposed armpit>exposed tummy>sweaty>fighting the censors to suggest a hint of cameltoe Who was this card made for?
>>562971047I wanna see the version of this for next scenario
the shop should have 300 point item that lets you pick 1 hint of any white skill in the game
>roll for an uma i wanted>obsess and train her for two CMs>forget about her>roll for an uma i wantedmy oshi will never be real and im retarded
>>562971105me
>>562971110Oh, il make one, gonna increase the spending to 550.
>>562971164>rolled for cafe>her career is miserable and you have to morph her into and end closer>she gets even worse in MANTthe moment that turned me into a metafag
Start a family
>>562971047I feel like I've read this copypasta before
When is Manhattan Cafe available again? Next year? Winter?
jiggie me
>>562971345check the archive. it's some retard buhi who jobbed Pisces or something. Still not sure if the original was serious or a shitpost.>>562971394the trainee? she already came out bro. unless you mean cat cafe and she's 2 years away.
>>562971291i am a metafag and i won running cafe in both libra and pisces. you're just weak.
>free pp just as i was complaining about how hard it is to gethaha… i didn’t get groundwork from the first inspiration
>>562971615do NOT post 5head cafe.
>Is that a...>G1 race?>Time to stack everyone on one training!
>>562971712If you were a metafag you would have used someone elseCongrats, you are an oshi gamer, and the post you made is also a classic oshi gamer argument, be proud
>>562970753only if you're extra funny and inherit festive miracle off a grandparent and build her exactly like xoguri
>SS (again)>out of borrows (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing Tachyon and have like 0lb smaru and SR marvelous sunday and a bunch of not even mlb cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB Tachyon + Throne and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 UG runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of UG+ stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $650 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>562971875gassy
I'm finally done with grinding xOguriyipee
>>562971105Where's the puffy vulva version? I know one of you guys saved it
>>562972029>SR marvsun witDang that card STILL fucks next scenario?
>>562972029
>>562972153Random SEAnigger said it so i put it in, who knows.
>>562972029what kind of reddit copypasta is this >>562558098If you're that bored get a hobby or masturbate.
>>562968760i move the glass and all images stop loading, that's some fucking bullshit
>>562972153You will use it for 2 years
>>562971712>>562971291no miles run late surger cafe was my highest win rate in pisces at about 30%. would have been higher with long S. many races were lost by <2L. Late Cafe is totally viable. she jobbed finals hard. My Rice won, my Maya was 1L behind, but my Cafe was like 7th place
>>562971943maybe if you think metafagging means being an illiterate retard who does whatever an agp chink sloptuber tells people to do. i used her because i thought she was strong, and she was. stamina siphon is a good recovery, her unique is a great unique, and both of them are debuffs that support the entire team. she was a perfect fit.
>>562972483show build cards umanko
>>562972153the 3 speed skills she gives are top tier
>>562971608https://jiggie.fun/mcB7NOhttps://jiggie.fun/mcB7NO
