# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious matricide: >>562848053
first for bunshley
>>562973316
Fuck sister (erotic)
>>562973852>ashley cute
>>562973852>nina gives art
>>562973852When?
>>562973852>Finland should've /his/posting>Finnish full
>>562974137>I drew you and Ashley kissing!
>>562973852>rape asshole
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to have their pooper penetrated over and over until they are corrected!
>>562973361Personally I would really like the "have sex with her?"
/calg/ is at its comfiest when there's 1 post per minute or less
>>562974895OK. I'll (you'll) (we'll) post at :58:22. Then (you) (we) can post at :59:22.
>>562974895/calg/ is at its comfiest when there's 1 post per second or less
>>562974776What is it with you (and maybe others) and your fascination with anal? I just don't get the appeal.
I sort of get it. It's gross. Poop comes from there. But I get it.
>>562974513Her optimism... Poor Nina...
>>>562969246Trying to follow Anon's guide to download the original Ep. 2 release, but I'm getting errors. Also the title had an option for the vision room which was not part of Ep. 2's release. Anyone know what's going wrong?
>>562975243Can you explain?
>>562973852>sister JuliaShe's too cute to waste her life being a nun
>>562975852That's just how they call girls at her church.
>>562975823Title screen for reference.
>>562973316I can only think of my sister when I cum now
>>562975823>>562976202Best thing I can recommend is trying again? What OS are you using? There's a chance you may have to take the game's EXE from the file it generated after download it and plug it into steam directly. After that, try a proton layer. Proton Experimental is usually what I go with.
Let's be real. Someone who wants to put it in his sister's pooper is driven by resentment (for example, her being your parents' favorite).
>>562976224Her thoughts on this?
>>562975823I still have the itch demo and its the same. Pretty sure the old version uses the same save directory as the current, so presumably its trying to load a displayed png on a save that's now an encrypted image.
>>562974259We need more /his/ posting. I keep stating, the Graves have to be slavs due to their penchant for women punching!
>>562977103Is there a way to change the save directory to be its own? I don't want the games to share resources.>I still have the itch demo and its the same.You're getting errors on the itch demo? Yikes.
>>562975280she shipped incest ahead of her time.
>>562977438The Graves are Anglo/British, I'll die on this hill.
>>562977505Idk, maybe with some rpgmaker tutorials. But I guess you could just copy and back up the saves from different versions and paste the ones you need at the moment.
>>562977807I can never hear "wa-hey!" without immediately thinking of Banjo-Kazooie.https://youtu.be/TWZ6qm1RScQ
>>562970185>nemlei was inspired for coffin because her older brother and sister are super close
>>562977103>>562977505Forgot to say, the vision room doesn't pop up in the demo, so that might be another issue on its own
>>562975165Its the best hole in a woman. Bet Ashley got a cute puckered starfish>>562976941Nah, its just deliciously tight, tasty and also serves as a great correction tool.
>>562978381Based beyond belief if true
>>562974137>>562974513Ashley is so lucky that Nina died before she could assume her full form. Nina would grow to become a stacy and mock Ashley for being an incestuous weirdo at school, making Ashley's life miserable. That's why Ashley was so afraid of Nina and had to cut her short.
>>562973852Yeah Big Ashley
>>562974895Tell that to your fellow fags.
>>562978760>Its the best hole in a womanBut shit comes out of it.
>>562979575And that is a problem because...?
>>562977045>thoughts Sisters don't think
>>562979575I know! Isn't that great!
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2041930942630268954
>>562979772Idk just doesn't feel right shoving the ween up the poop hole when the other breeding hole is right there.
I usually dont share these, however I found this one really funny. https://x.com/BrotherPhucker_/status/2041963349475274983
>>562979772Anon don't you have an aversion to feces
>>562980310>when your sister asks you to snap her chocker but you does it in a literal way instead of a metaphoric way
>>562979790>Sisters don't thinkChecks out, mine failed maths.
So are they able to use the toilet normally or did the 3 months of starvation fuck them up?
>>562980310>twatter fake fan troon thinks ashley would wanna emulate whores for some reason
>>562980636Does starvation not make you shit or piss properly?
>>562980636No, they just sweat it out now
>>562980767it can go either way with gaining IBS or the other>>562980806i dont think that helps...
>>562980384Sisters are superior beings! Sisters DO NOT POOP!!!
>>562979575Not him but what about the Pussy then? They pee from there, Anal is just a tighter hole
>>562979575>>562981242Pee and Bleed*
>>562981384>>562981242Gross. I would prefer poop to menstrual fluids. If only it was blood but it is rancid blood
>>562981557uh aight not exactly the point i was making
>>562981242I guess its just a matter of which is more gross, personally I think shit is more disgusting than piss and blood. I mean you may or may not get blood if you use the poop hole anyways, you also have to lubricate the poop hole whereas the breeding hole is naturally lubricating.
>>562982920She would be such a fucking lolcow
>>562975826 #NTA but for me it doesn't feel as good as normal sex. The appeal is a combination of the feeling of dominance, the thrill of doing something dirty, and something hard to put into words about the idea of her not only choosing to be vulnerable and trust me not to hurt her but actively enjoying it.
>>562984550What if its painal?
>>562984014>writes spoiler manuallynext time just type ctrl+s to use the spoiler filter loser
>>562981242Pee is much less disgusting, there's a reason why there is "golden shower" but not "brown shower".
>>562984764That moves it from willing submission (hot) to hurting her for my own gratification (not.) It should be approached but never reached.>>562985767Phones don't have control keys.
>>562984550For me it's porn addiction but I know I wouldn't enjoy it IRL because they have smooth and bleached holes and have unprotected violent sex.It probably smells like shit (literally) too.
Grab your sister by the collar to remind her she's your bitch
>>562987629My cousinsisterwife we're both only children and have lived our whole lives together so we really act like siblings can imitate the barking of a puppy way too fucking well and it makes me aroused everytime I hear it. Thanks for reading my blogpost.
>>562987408Butt fun is not a spontaneous activity, but it's also a lot less prep work than people would think depending on her diet. If she's properly clean and fresh out of the shower, your experience will be similarly tidy. I've done it a few times and I've never had to deal with... unpleasantness. Ultimately I understand why somebody would not want to do it or are simply indifferent to it, but personally I think it's nice as a rare treat, kind of like a good tittyfucking.
>>562987948>can imitate the barking of a puppyIs your cousinsisterwife an autist?
>>562987629Snap her choker to show dominance!
>>562987953>If she's properly clean and fresh out of the shower, your experience will be similarly tidyReally? Even without diet prep? I thought women went full herbivore for like 3 days at least so that it won't smell or nothing will remain on the rectum.Actually, the more detailed I talk about this, the less hot it becomes...
>>562988653She doesn't need to go that extreme, a day or two supplementing psyllium husk or other similar foods high in soluble fiber will do the trick. And yeah, talking about the prep doesn't exactly put one in the mood to go travel down the wrong side of the road.
>>562988245Nah, I'm the awkward autist (or tard if you will). It's like an inside joke in our family. She and her older sister (like a decade older) also yes I just realized I said only child instead of saying she doesn't have any opposite sex siblings started doing that when we were kids and it became a joke everyone knows about. They still do it, in fact we were out in one of those open farm cars (idk how to describe it) in the middle of the night last week and they were barking again while I was driving in full speed. I swear it's not cringy, it's more cute than anything. Or maybe it's her pretty privilege idk.Anyway enough blogposting keep talking about anal sex.
>>562988938Got it. 'Preciate it, drunkanon.
>>562989629Bro how the fuck do you people figure this out
>>562989685Must be something you're giving away, maybe its cause I'm a newfag but I had no idea
>>562989685I consulted the orb. It also tells me that your sister is... cute. Correct?
>>562989824Anon, all sisters are cute. If they weren't cute, they'd be h*ssies.
>>562989685They're probably making educated guesses base on your uses of colloquialisms in posts like >put one in the mood to go travel down the wrong side of the road
>>562989795I've been here way too fucking long
>>562989417Are you going to actual make your cousinsisterwife your cousinsisterwife? As for the autism, she'll be right, I think I might be an undiagnosed autist myself or maybe I'm just German.
>>562989965I've got the fucking DIA tracking my stylography
>>562989965Don't tell him! He's gonna change his posting style!!
>>562990168You've been in these threads for awhile, eventually anons will know who's who after enough time is the conclusion I've come to.
stuffing the ol' fraternal flute in your sister's toot-chute
>>562990087>Are you going to actual make your cousinsisterwife your cousinsisterwife?Uhh, umm err-- um uhhhh, I uhh, erm *cough* yeah so, ummm...I already talked about her and I here before, one anon keeps checking on me asking "I wonder what that one anon and his cousin are doing" (if you're reading this, hi), but I moved in with her a couple months back and I will not give out further information to avoid blogposting too much and also doxxing myself but I think you get the idea.>>562990168True, I am part of the Delphic Intelligence Agency of CofFinland.
>>562990635Stuffing the Sword of Adam (euphemism for incestuous brother cock) in my sister's Thomas the Tank Engine.
>>562987948>cousinsisterwifeis she actually your wife tho?
>>562991254>Thomas the Tank Engine.
>>562991002I wish both our missions bear fruit
>>562991838Raping this creature
>>562990635>>562991254Me about to place the sword within its sheath>>562991838I'm killing myself...
>>562991943Tinyley WILL bite the dick clean off.
>>562991254>Sword of Adam
>>562977807I always saw it that way too, it's got that punk vibe.
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Nemlei but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^…"
>>562990635>>562991254>>562991987>>562992185Andrew, can we just have normal sex for once instead of your poetry fetish?
>>562992337Unironically Nemlei a decade ago.
>>562992574That Kit9 dihh must be a magic wand
I've been thinking lately about making a /lit/ chart of coffin-like books. Maybe not now, since I'm busy and have a lot to read, but would anyone be interested? I’ve already made a reading list of my own with a couple books.
>>562992914>Never Ashley, I'm going to fuck your butt. Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's assholehttps://files.catbox.moe/0gx3qx.mp4
ENOUGH WITH THE ANAL
>>562992948I don't know how to read but I will pretend to read and like them very much just for you!
>>562993364Don't worry, it's tighter so he will finish in no time.
>>562992185Yeah that's a pretty good one.
>>562992948Will I be able to bring them to my book club without getting weird looks?
>>562992948Besides Flowers in the Attic, Outer Dark and Forbidden, what other books would be included? Any ideas?
>>562993402>>562994335>>562995028This is my list so far, not impressive, I'm still working on it. Books listed here are explicitly about sibling love, codependency, etc.Ada or Ardor by Vladimir Nabokov, cousins who discover they are siblings. It's Nabokov so it's kinda challenging to read.Les Enfants Terribles by Jean Cocteau, haven't seen this one before, but it seems good. It's about toxic codependency.The Cement Garden by Ian McEwanFlowers in the Attic by V.C. AndrewsForbidden by Tabitha Suzuma, classic.Scorpions by Yumiko Kurahashi, it was recommended by some Anon some time ago. Haven't read it, but it seems very Coffin-like.Outer Dark by Cormac McCarthy
>>562995264Suggestion: One Hundred Years of Solitude, by Garcia Marquez.
>>562996213What is it about?
>>562997571Family chronicle set in a magical world, an story around incestuous drama. Another suggestion would be The Sound and The Fury by Faulkner, where one of the main characters it's obsessed with his little sister.
>>562999326>The Sound and The FuryHuh, Tyson never struck me as a siscon
>>562999601Andrew definetively would be into post grunge music.
>>562992948I have heard one time someone compared Wuthering Heights to Coffin by saying the characters have similiar dynamics.
/calg/ recommend me the best pastimes for bonding with my future sisterwife
>>563001440She's your sister, you know her better than we do. Invite her to do something you both think is fun and don't worry too much about it.
>>563001440bee urself
I love smug Ashley so much!https://youtu.be/GygvM_Z2oFU
Anders...It doesn't matter....
Thread status?
Why are sister feet so delicious?
>>563007576Slow /calg/
>>562979575>But shit comes out of it.I prefer to think of it as chocolate ice cream!
Analtards have been on a toilet roll(ehe) with revealing their covert scatfag status
>>563008412Seems a tad bit optimistic to me
>>562983039>>562982920SHE'S DEMONICSHE'S BPDSHE'S FUCKING HER BROTHER
>>562987629Grabbing women by the neck/chin does NOT work. I repeat, it does NOT work! Abort! Abort!
I think Andrew, Ashley, Douglas, and Renee should've gone to therapy.
>>563009005Wouldn't have helped. Should've gone to Church instead.
Could a police officer who is also a vampire enter my house without an invitation if they had a warrant? I hope not..
You either die married to your sister or you stay an incel long enough to have no options besides hagussy
>>563004452No, dad...My family, especially my sister, matter...
>>562990463Since it got to this topic, I'll just go ahead and say it baffles me the thought that it's basically a coin toss whether I'm replying to a man or a woman in these threads. Out of all the internet, perhaps only Monster Hunter fandom has such a balanced ratio of men and women. Even crazier is that it's all anonymous
>>563011619>it's basically a coin toss whether I'm replying to a man or a woman in these threads.I doubt it to be honest. Maybe the ratio of anons is pretty close but most of the actual posting is clearly done by moids.
>>563012180>MostCan you point me to an exception aside from yourself?
>>563004452I'm just wasting this miserable Thiu life in this miserable Thiu room where nothing ever goes right
>>562992948>>562995264that would be neat yeahthere's a b&n opening up in a neighboring city at the end of this month and i was planning on buying a book or two on opening day
>>563013340Same
>>563013340>>563016154you too should kiss
>>563016418Just as soon as I find þiuanon's home address
>>563008632>bpdThat's what makes Ashley so amazing
>>562985767what the fuck
>bpdNemlei if you can hear us
Tenderize the Ashley until she becomes a trad wife!
>>563019601Error: Ashley was beaten too hard and became a tard wife
>>563020402Sisters are cutest when they are a little retarded!
What does Ashley's hair, armpits, thighs, feet, cunt and sphincter smell like in that order?
>>562975823>but I'm getting errors. Also the title had an option for the vision room which was not part of Ep. 2's release.Are you using an Ep3 save file with Ep2?
>>562981242>They pee from thereYou're not sticking your dick in her urethra
>>562987408Bleached assholes look worse imo. They don't look 3D
>>563003743this guy posts hetslopthe artstyle is really clean but basically all of it gets characterization wrong to a certain degreefor example, andrew is only "in love" with ashley since after the nina grave episode in hs; the game even makes this distinction
>>563027495>hetslopShut up queer this is a game about a straight couple.
>>563027758the thing is that andrew x ashley is hetgemwithout the characterization, it becomes hetslop
>>563027495>>563027830I think whatever website you're getting this jargon from is hurting you
>>563016418I have to finish Thiumaxxing first
>>563028369nigger...
happy family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2DdrcaDyVI
>>563032315Back open far enough to show her ass crack is a bit much.
>>563033017whattaya, fuckin gay?
>>563033709It just looks trashy.
>>563033743It’s a fancy dress. It’s clASSy.
>>563029221so thiu was split into two people right? where did his original consciousness go? did he stay depressed and just lose all his confident qualities or did he become overly cocky and now has to babysit a loser version of himself
>>563013340>>563016154I wanna hug Thiu, but I just know this depressed faggot would freak out on me just because we're "strangers"
>>563011619Yeah there are definitely some femanons here but I can't really tell if the faggotposting is just faggots or femanons.
>>563036770It's probably prison gay men rather than women or full-blown fags.>but that's still gayTrue, but a specific kind of gay.
>>563036574Andrew, BPD pussy is dime-a-dozen. Chill out, bro
>>563037390If you want to talk about "dime-a-dozen" it's this lame-ass bait.
Ashley does not have BPD. This is why I said that Femdrew is what Ashley simps wanted Ashley to be.
>>562996213It's a classic novel but didn't it portray incest as an evil act that symbolizes the moral decline of the thouse
>>563038041>Ashley does not have BPDYou're right, she's just a women.
I don't get under what context Renee would be hugging big Ashley besides a dream/illusion.
>>563038484Ashley got a job at the microbiology factory
Been waiting to whip this one out of the Coffin folder
>>563038484Ashley surprised mom, revealing that her behavior was all an elaborate ruse, and that she was actually studying to become a lawyer and had just passed the bar exam.
>>563038287A woman whose husband is blatantly cheating on her and gets treated like shit by everyone else. Anyone would come out of that jaded and emotionally unstable.
>>563038790Yeah if I was Ashley I would also be pretty upset, don't know why he bothers trying to normalfag when he desires her so deeply.
One time THE Ashley Graves made out with me, but I'm pretty sure it was an Amy Rose in Sonic Adventure 2 situation where she mistook me for her brother
>>563030842Holy lighting
"Anders... It's not your fault."
>>563039073The purehearted fabric makes me hornier.
>>563039421No shit it's not my fault! You sold me out to a demonic organ harvesting operation.
>>563039421>Don't fuck with me, alright! Don't fuck with me Dad, not you...https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA
I don't think Ashley has BPD, an average BPD whore demon might one day confess undying love for you, and the next day she will cheat on you, this is not Ashley's behavior.
>>563040058They're saying it to get reactions just ignore them.
>>563041170Glow-in-the-dark sister...
>>563041253Glowsisters could be watching you at any time. Hanging out with your friends, at the university library studying, plapping hussies (singular) (Julia), working a job you only got because of nepotism, you're never really alone.
>>563042570Horrifying.
>>563042570>working a job you only got because of nepotismYou got a problem with that??
>>563043294Why was he the GOAT?
>>563043395Grandpa of All Time
>>563009258Nah, the second option is being alone. Third option is hookers, fourth option is some fat single mom hag that needs a man to step up and pay for her bastards.
>>563043476>That girl ain't right...
Man, I wish I had a sister. Incest would be so much fun. All that sneaking around and stuff...
>>563044357Blue pants fanart strikes again
>>563044568I wish I had blue bioluminescent semen
>>563044612Sans Undertale?
>>563044357Even if you had a sister you'd probably just hate each other.There is a bigger chance of siblings hating each other than them loving each other, which has a bigger chance than them *loving* each other. Not to mention getting caught would most likely destroy you both. Sad but true
>>563047357Maybe in America.
>>563047357This will reflect well on your performance review
>>563044357>All that sneaking around and stuff...True. I don't believe in the "le taboo" appeal of incest but the sneaky secret love definitely sounds good. Imagine your whole family thinking you're just very close lol.
>>563049726Lots and I mean lots of unprotected anal sex, rough fucking with the intention of cumming inside, not one of those chickenshit external cumshots but proper balls deep anal breeding.
>>563053626...aka Julian doing Andrea in the butt because she tried to appease him with anal (Julian is traumatised by pussy due to being horrifically molested by his older sister Jane)
Liking anal is like enjoying futa. Sure you can like it and it's all good but let's not pretend you aren't attracted to an inherently masculine erogenous zone.
>>563054251>women are an inherently masculine erogenous zone
Futa is gay because you're attracted to a dick which is inherently male.Anal is also gay because you're attracted to vagina(male).Hope this helps.
>>563054642>you're attracted to vagina(male)
>>563047528I'm not American but unfortunately I'm still a gen z guy with a gen z sister
>>563049726Julian hasn't used his penis to cum in years
>>563054642based and true
Cats are sisters
>>563054251>inherently masculine erogenous zone1. Women like anal too2. There is a very small range of things that are inherently masculine because biologically, males are just mutated females. Bumholes, which women have, don't fall under this category.
>>563054251Full on anal is gay.Fucking her pussy until you're about to cum, pulling it out, putting the tip in her asshole and blowing your load in there is the true Patrician's choice.Oh and having her wear a butt plug is sexy.
Why can't you all just have normal sex where you kiss the girl lots?
>>563058876Mine just keeps meowing at me
>>563024514>Bleached assholesDo girls really do this in the modern era? Anon has a sister who bleaches her asshole?>>563032315>>563033743Trashy is the hottest.
>>563033893>high living according to Leyley
>>563062086>gypsly
>>563061026I only want to kiss my sister. Honestly, I’ve lost all my desire to date other girls. If I’m not able to make something happen with my sister, then I’d rather be alone.
>>563062461Prison siscon
>>563062616I think I articulated myself wrong. I do plan to push my relationship with my sister in the future, if I fail, then I’d be completely okay being all alone.
ashley would be a bwahaha poster
>>563064336Kekked at that image
I swear notsorapoi makes the best Ashleys>beautiful pale skin>sickly parlor according to the dystopian world they live in>still cute enough with a hint of sexy>playfulI wonder if Ashley would be a good or bad conversationalist. Seems like she'd be more into fast paced dates than coffee dates.
>>563069652I wanna lick that armpit
>>563069652The way you describe it reeks of newfag, begone.
>>563069652He's great. He'd be amazing if it weren't for his asshole obsession, but still great.
>>563074139This fanbase draws the best assholes and yet you tire of our lifeblood.
>>563069652I really like how he renders the skin more detailed but still keeps their stylized look
>>563074795If he simpified the skin rendering then he'd honestly be a perfect match for Nemlei's art style
>>563047357Eh idk, I have two sisters and I'm close with both though I am much closer to one and to the other. I think it'd be more weird if you aren't at least a little close with your siblings, also you're only going to get caught if you're stupid. People will say I'm larping (again) but I did intimate things with my sister when we were early adolescents/old kids and we were never really close to ever getting caught.
>>563074139>asshole obsession,tcoaal is anal central! Its part of the setting!
What if instead of a demon in the apartment, Andrew and Ashley encountered the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun horror movie franchise and trapped him in a wrought iron box?
>>563076309You know what they say: sister in the streets, sister in the sheets.
>>563076005>intimate thingsKissing? Manual play?
>>563076823Not going to got too much in detail but just about everything except actual sexual penetration, though it wasn't for a lack of trying.
They would fit right in in that universe
>>563077080I'm guessing that's the one you're closer with lol. Older sister or younger sister?
>>563077858She's a younger sister, I've already said it before but she's 2 years younger than me.
https://x.com/i/status/2041192725354353076
>>563078691That is NOT what hanging breasts look like, how am I meant to jerk off to this as a breast-obsessed pervert?
>>563078496How do you get along with her right now?
>>563078496Finally some imouto representation in incest. I am tired of aunties and older sisters being rapey
>>563079739We're still pretty close, I'm probably still the closest person to her in the entire world or top 2. However, its been years since the "intimacy" and we have never spoken about it after we stopped.
>>563080587Get drunk with her and start making out
so many of my outfits consist of black long sleeves and black jeans.I didn't even intentionally decide this
>>563080665I'm only just barely old enough to drink, we still live under the same roof anyways.
>>563080970>21 year olds were born in 2005
>>563081202Just so you know not everybody needs to be 21 to drink alcohol in their country
>>563080587What about your older sister?
>>563082295The other sister who I'm not as close with is actually even younger, like way younger
>>563076005I have only one and I would like to say we have a somewhat good relationship (wishful thinking) but she has become such a bitch over the years. Kinda sad.>>563077080In my case, we would just masturbate while in the same though we both tried to hide it. She caught me like twice and I saw her do it many times but never made her know. I guess we both had what they call self gratification syndrome or whatever so we began very early and it was just self soothing at the time. Around middle school was when I actually started locking in when she was doing it. Even peeked at her breasts a few times. It all stopped before high school tho.>>563080587>we have never spoken about it after we stopped.We've never spoken about it. The closest we've come to that was when she said fingering yourself was good to pass time. But that was before either of us entered puberty.>>563080665This makes me wonder what she would do if she ever got drunk around me. The only time she got drunk was when she was alone with a friend of hers at our house and she called me in the middle of the night to me ask me if I love her. She apparently also kissed her friend that night but girls gotta be girls I guess.
>>563083669Sounds like there might be something there, have you tried making any moves or do you want to?
>>563083045Damn, so you have two imoutos? Good for you. Make sure you take care of them.
>>563085945Yeah, I try too but she is your usual brain-rotted gen alpha kid that is being raised by an ipad. Unfortunately there's only so little I can do. My older imouto is based though.
>>563081595Kill yourself tranny
>>563087961Not my fault Americans are cucked to not drink till 21 unlike the rest of the world
>>563081202i'm 22 and i still cannot drink alcohol due to my parents forcing to take melatonin (sleeping pills)so yeah, he's not wrong about it even though its kinda unfair since my family still drinks wine all dayand yes, i still live with my parents, and with my older sister as well
>>563076734Scholar.
>>563076734Exactly! Pound a sister's dirty hole>>563077374Invader Zim just reached 25th anniversary. Honestly its about time for a remake, same with Gargoyles
>>563069652Just remember sisters have DRY LIPS!
>>563089953Not if I do something about it
>>563087129What do you mean there is little you can do? Take away her phone, give her something to read, make her draw, literally introduce her to any interesting hobby. Don’t just sit down and whine.
>>563090085This. All phones have to be destroyed or switched to Linux
>>563090085If she wants her ipad and doesn't want to do what I tell her then I can't do anything, our mother will just tell me to bugger off.
>>563062086Looks awful.
>>563090635Talk to your mother? Or actually, no. If your mother gave your sister an iPad, then talking won't change a thing. Maybe try convincing your other sister so both of you could play or do something interesting with her? When I was younger, my older sister was constantly watching movies with me, she was taking me on walks... God, I miss her so much. You could try the same.
>>563085325There might be something indeed but I don't think she actively wants anything, neither do I. As for moves, I don't think I've made nor will make any.Now I would like to ask anons a questions. What is the normal level when it comes to sexual topics in a conversation between siblings? I think we've been getting a bit more comfortable than normal but I don't have a reference point so I'm curious to hear others' opinions.>>563090635Take ger to a park or something and play with her. Maybe get her a candy or something on your way back.
>>563089506Shut the fuck up faggot retard, American site btw
>>563091628>Maybe try convincing your other sisterI'm honestly convinced that there is little my older imouto would not do for me if I asked. Idk if having the two of them spending time together is good though, they are almost always fighting when they are together.
>>563090635You will learn how to be a father for your future inbred children by saving your brainrot little imouto, get to it.
>>563092485I'm not some shitskin you know, the rest of the Anglosphere and Europe starts drinking at 16-18 cause we aren't cucked. So what? Nearly all online/tech shit is based in the libshit parts of America.
>>563093283You'll get bomb'd next indian
>>563093454I'm literally more Aryan than you'll ever be
>>563093951wipe your fucking lens
>>563094235These teams fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>563094164My phone is 7 years old and has been completely submerged in river water, the camera is just going to be shit.
>>563092752Why don’t your sisters get along with each other? I too was sometimes prickly toward my older sister, but she always loved me.
>>563093134I'll try but I'm afraid my efforts might be for naught.
>>563092752Will they fight if two of you take her somewhere together? Women usually don't like to fight in front of men in my experience.
>>563094669>>563095015They just fight over stupid and petty bullshit, I don't really get it. I think my older imouto should just grow up and disengage and yeah they probably won't fight if I'm physically present or its a public place.
If your kids are inbred and they get sunburned, are they toast?
random story but me and my sister are on the exact same frequency (I'd send the text convo but I dont wanna dox her number)we sent "oki" in response to each other at the exact same time then right after that we both sent ":3" at the exact same time
>>563097017nigga, that's cute.
>>563095313Ugh, then I don’t know anymore. I still think you should talk to your other sister. Memories with siblings are some of the best you can have. Your sister shouldn’t be rotting away on an iPad.
>>563097017>sending "oki" and ":3" regularlyI will plunder your bussy
>>563097135>Your sister shouldn’t be rotting away on an iPadI agree, I'll try to work something out but I just think it'll likely be for naught. I'll give a status update in like a few months or something.
>>563097369>fag so brainrotted he associates sending cutesy messages to his sister with homosexual sodomy
>>563097017Is it weird that I'm very close with my sister but we never text each other? I mean I feel like its just unnecessary since we live under the same roof.
>>563097683You’re going to make it. You’ll save your younger sister from brainrot. Think about my advice and talk to your other sister about it. Taking care of your younger sister together will only improve your bond!
>>563096842Why would being inbred make you more susceptible to the harms of sunburn?>inbreadOhhhhFuck you.
>>563100654It's not easy being the funniest man alive.
>>563099476
>>563089717wouldn't it be 'sister in the streets, wife in the sheets'?
>>563101384No. Sisters are wives.
>>563102359what is she looking at?
>>563102970Andrew's BBC (big brother cock)
>>563100838reminds me of how i got kicked in the head sharing a tent, never doing that again
>>563104834Would Ashley still love her sister if this happened?
>>563105764If it was against his will through demon magic, yes. If it was his own choice, then no
>>563105764If it was a demonic curse then yes, but she'd be even more insane because sex would be off the table.
Would Ashley still love her brothers if this happened?
>>563106372>if
Would Andrew still love his brother if this happened?
>>563106609She looks like an alien
>>563106009>If it was his own choice, then noAshley would love her sister no matter what happened. She loves Andrew when he beats her black and blue
>>563093951>unclipped thumb nail>Scrawny wristSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>563107053This jeetjacketing shit is getting real old, desu
>>563104834need
>>563106537probably Burial btw where he isn't acting like how she expects, since it's now exposed she has been working on Decay4 and Burial3 at the same time.
>>563099476Sisters have a way of doing this
>>563111961>since it's now exposed she has been working on Decay4 and Burial3 at the same timethat WHORE
Any anon here ever slept cuddling with your sister?>>563112176She likes to take it from both sides!
>>563111961>>563106537>Andrew acts happy and unconditionally supportive from the bottom of his heart>WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE DEMON MAN HELP!!!
>>563112841>Andrew being supportiveThat nigga's clearly off the goop
>>563069652I miss their art for this game. Seeing some artists either just stop making art or stop making art for this game, makes me feel kind of sad.
100% of girls who date their brother dieMeanwhile, 100% of girls who date other people's brothers live forever!
>>563117676I have a feeling the real statistics are actually not in your favour.
>>563117676It's the other way around, you swapped the numerator and the denominator. See me after class.
>>563117958...julia shagging the teacher for better grades...
>>563118065She would never because nobody would ever want to have sex with Julia.>inb4 AndrewHe did not, she just looks like a better woman from behind.
>>563107053>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNow you're just trolling. My wrists look small cause my hands are 8 inches long.
>>563117676Did you know that 100% of people die?
I think he might've actually just been retarded.
Wash me awayClean your body of meErase all the memoriesThey'll only bring us painAnd I've seen all I'll ever need
>>563122489It's the opposite. Douglas has the highest IQ of his family, but being super smart is actually agonizing so he surrendered his own autonomy and need to think to Renee because having her run his life for him was comforting and freed him from constant overthinking
>>563126392>so he surrendered his own autonomy and need to think to Renee because having her run his life for him was comforting and freed him from constant overthinkingHoly shit he's actually just like me. My dream is to meet a woman as competent as Renee and basically let her make every major decision in my life
>>563039073Demonshley is sentenced to 10,000 years in the no sex box.Anjulia is sentenced to 10,000 gentle kisses
just got back from a mall date with my sister. forced to to listen to my megadeth CDs on the way there, bought her a build-a-bear, walked around a bit, then shared some sushi for dinnerwhat did yall do all day
>>563130151>what did yall do all dayCleaned my car with my sis
>>563130502she better have been in a wet bikini
>>562995264I shall recommend We Have Always Lived in the Castle, by Shirley Jackson. In my years of lurking, I haven't seen anyone mention it so far.The basic premise is that two siblings live alone together in a massive mansion after the rest of the rather large Blackwood family died from an unsolved mass poisoning.The younger sister is our narrator and she is absolutely obsessed with her older sister. Pretty crazy like a certain other character we know. The older sister is more normal, and is thinking about reintegrating into the local community after spending so much time isolated.There is just one problem though, the Blackwoods were basically the aristocrats of the region (if not in power, then at least in wealth) and the poor locals have quite a disdain for them. The poisoning itself was also quite a scandal which only furthered the townsfolk's belief that there is something rotten in that family.Anyway, I won't spoil the rest of the plot, all I will say is that it ends in total imouto victory which came as quite a shock to me since this book is a pretty respectable classic.There is a reason for this though. The book tries really hard to hide the fact that it's about incest, and focuses more on emotional enmeshment in general. But when the two leads just happen to be sisters, and they end up living out the rest of their lives together on the island of Lesbos (metaphorically speaking), and a key theme is that society is so rotten that you shouldn't let them influence who you want to be with... you put two and two together! Eirika and Ephraim had less subtext, but we still treat that relationship as basically canon!I'm sure that will disappoint some of you, but OP asked for classy books about sibling love or codependency. It's a short read so I'm sure it won't take too long for him to decide whether to add it to his collection. I personally liked it quite a lot so I want to try to spread the word at least once.
>>563130567Fuck that would've been a good idea, she did it in her pajamas wearing crocs and headphones like a geek
>>563126392She made him get on lexapro and such in their teens. His natural mental state is where Ashley gets hers from
>>563110465I rabu Andrea
>>563130151I'm one of the night shift Americans. I'm here Dougmaxxing at the business factory, working mandatory overtime for the ninth straight week for shit pay, and I don't even have a sister to come home to. I liked it better when I was Þiu.
>>563130872That was the biggest mistake she's ever made if so. THOUGLAS wouldn't have let any of the plot of this game happen.
>>563130872It's really a shame that Renee was such a cutie back in the day.
>>563131512>working mandatory overtime for the ninth straight week for shit payWhy tf is OT mandatory, how much are you getting on OT in USD?
my sister has made up for her stew fiasco by making spicy spaghetti
>>563134516What was her stew fiasco? Human stew?
>>563134630she used thyme instead of cilantro and used up all my good beef for a stew that had a completely wrong taste
>>563134838Didn't it still taste good though?
>>563134910it tasted mediocre. like eating a mcdonalds burger instead of a home made perfectly grilled one
>>563134516>>563134838>>563134957this again? cry me a fucking river you literal manbaby
>>563134957>like eating a mcdonalds burgerIt can't be that bad, far out...
>>563135231I will cry a river, 80% of the food I buy goes to her "cooking experiments" and half the time it's genuinely not good food
>>563135828CHANGING ONE SPICE IN A STEW IS NOT PRODUCING "NOT GOOD" FOOD
>>563135917YOU DIDN'T TASTE IT, IT COMPLETELY FUCKED IT UP IT TASTED LIKE DIRTIT'S NOT THAT SHE USED THE WRONG SPICE SHE USED WAY TOO MUCH OF THE WRONG SPICE
>>563135986YOU ARE WRONG
I may or may not have a drug test coming up for work on Monday but I also have a friend's party tomorrow, do I drink or not?
>>563136535>drug test>"drink"how about just not doing drugs, mkay?
>>563136535>drug test>do I drink or notWTF are you talking about, do they make punch spiked with MDMA or some shit? Drug tests don't give a shit about alcohol
>>563136621>>563136680Yeah but they're probably doing an alcohol test as well, I don't plan on doing any drugs.
>>563134459It's mandatory because disruptions in the global economy have massively increased our workload and yet this FUCKASS company doesn't want to hire anyone to compensate despite us missing production deadlines and having a bunch of other problems from stuff getting backed up.It's sometimes 4 and sometimes 8 hours, so I've been taking home ~$50/$100 more per week than I normally would.
>>563136813>alcohol testWhere tf do you work? Even so alcohol stop being detectable in blood and urine within 24 hours (unless you nearly drink yourself to death)
>>563136987Commercial construction work for a union company in an Anglosphere country, I'm just not sure its worth the risk because I need this job and its a good one. However, I also want to get on the piss with my mates.
>>563137097Just don't drink any on Sunday and you'll be fine
>>563136971>It's sometimes 4 and sometimes 8 hoursMandatory 4-8 hours of OT, wtf man. Do you have any other options or are you just kind of stuck at this job? Also is that extra $50/$100 pre or post expenses?
>>563134957Anon did not enjoy his sister's beef...
>>563137236That's after expenses. And yeah shit like that is normal in manufacturing, although not for such long stretches of time. Moving jobs wouldn't even be worth the effort.
>>563077080Did you ever titfuck your sister
>>563138130I probably would've if I could but they were not even close to being big enough at that time. They're still aren't desu, the women in my family aren't really gifted with the biggest racks.
About to replay the game to see all the new stuff that was added.
>>563139506Andrew getting enslaved route, my beloved.
>>563138070>yeah shit like that is normal in manufacturingReally? 4-8 hours of OT is a shit ton, especially when normal shifts in manufacturing and other blue collar industries tend to already be longer than your white collars job.
>>563130151just woke up and drank a quart of choccy milkearlier i went to class and chatted with two cute girls i got paired with for a group project then came straight home and fell asleep
>>563142029>just woke up and drank a quart of choccy milkI did the opposite. I woke up and went to Buffalo Wild Wings to drink beer profusely.
>>563139506Douglas looks like he's about to kill Andrew.
So... "call again"I'm okay with this change. Gives even more emphasis to the fact Ashley was the one who reached out. And always has in trying to establish a relationship.
New slides that show they've been hanging out awhile is... well, okay I guess. Though some of the ones they were in were questionable. Tf were they doing back outside of the neighbors apartment?
>>563143535What's this new change? I'm not playing until a serious update.
>>563141272This is extremely off-topic so I'll drop it here but it's actually not that big of a deal once you adjust to it, and you get more days off in return for those longer shifts. Despite my complaining if it paid a bit better it would be a pretty decent job, at least for uneducated plebs like myself.Or Douglas. He could have supported the family AND been present in his children's lives if he wasn't too scared to drive a forklift, or operate heavy machinery!
>>563144131During Episode flashback scene where you talk to mom as she escapes apartment, there are sprites shown for context(don't like) and after once it shows that she left and you call her, once she says goodbye the game prompts you to, "call again" 5 times
>>563144131>I'm not playing until a serious update.>doesn't play the game at least once every weekFACE THE WALL
>>563142825based, i stopped going to bww awhile back thoughbut when i was innawoods for days on end that was the only thing i was looking forward to at the time, i drowned myself in coors banquet and ate as many hot bbq wings as i could before heading back to my nps or fs housing
>>563144245>>563143535Nemlei's obsession with correcting misunderstandings is something else, if she was a Victorian artist she'd make a sculpture and then engrave on the bottom a 3 page essay explaining the meaning of it so no one gets it wrong.>narrator (episode 2): 'oh look it's the phone your mother never calls you with'Implying that Ashley wanted to be called by her mom. Subtlety? What's that??
>>563144852>Nemlei's obsession with correcting misunderstandings is something else,To be fair, her only interactions with the fanbase probably come from the Steam community page... not eh sharpest tools that group. >>563144763Hell yeah. I go every once in awhile. Today just happened to be my day off. So naturally, was time for Thusday wing deal and 5 coors lights
>>563144235I don't think he would've minded working heavy machinery or construction and whatnot. He was willing to work two jobs before Renee shot that idea down. I think the main problem is his dedication to Renee, and Renee's Andrew/Ashley tier clinginess stoping him from doing OT or working an extra job.
Will this get Mr. Advertiser assassinated?
Post your playtime.
>>563145240No?
>>563145176Was Andrew a Somnophilliac? Something tells me at some point he did something to Ashley while she was asleep.
>>563145381>was Andrew a somnophiliacEvery fanartist ever seems to think so.https://files.catbox.moe/qg5zlp.jpg
>>563145381Sleep with your sister while she's asleep
>>563146017>forgot to add the fucking catbox for that onehttps://files.catbox.moe/pr0jgm.jpgGod I miss Susperia..https://files.catbox.moe/pyl5b9.jpg
>>563145874It stems from the idea that if he'd perv on her in the shower he'd perv on her when she's asleep.
Andrew is a wife beater
>>563146257>fingerdrew in tumblr sexyman outfit while smiling>fully nakedshley sitting on his lap hugging and saying "daddy.."Women are all just one person aren't they
>>563146257Severely off-modelDid they also draw the closeup of sleeping Ashley before and after Andrew gives her a facial?
>>563146302All the images I've given are before Episode 3 though, female artists are just longing to see Andrew jork it to Sleepshley.Can't blaim em to be fair...
>>563146334Just like dad...
>>563146526No not that artist
>>563146541Imagine wanting to defile this. Why do they project such terrible things onto Andrew?>>563146738Not that one, it had a more photorealistic style. I'll try to find it myself.
>>563145176Very nice
Had a dream my brother went through all the shit on my computer and then confronted me about all the coffin shit on there, and in an attempt to defend myself I said "The game is funny" and he responded with "Not THAT funny"
>>563138638>They still aren'tYou know there's one thing you can do to change that!
>>563146953Are you female
>>563146953>not that funny
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SP8r3mkF4
>>563149667Don't worry, you're funny. The funniest in the world in fact. Your every utterance is dripping with wit. In fact, some days the mere sight of you is enough to make me laugh.
>>563146953this user is transexual
>>563146541>All the images I've given are before Episode 3 thoughAndrew did something with Ashley's lips before Episode 3, this is known.
>>563148710Feed your sister and turn her into a chubby princess?
Andrew and Ashley are no good for each other. As a result, I've banished them to separate parts of the globe using the demon travel network and paid the demon not to answer their phone calls. Ashley has been sent to Paris, where she will no doubt become a streetwalker within a matter of days. Andrew has been sent to Japan to join the Yakuza, but no matter how many Japanese hookers he hires, they can't replace his desire for his OG child bride
>>563149996...I was gonna say impregnate her. I guess there's two ways to grow her tits out.
>>563150548https://x.com/Zieisuisyoo/status/2042483476646215923millions must plug artists
>>563149667>"the game is funny...">"not THAT funny"I would be fucking devastated if my sister said that to me
>>563150425>the 20yo insanely loyal turbovirgin who thinks having sex at all is whoredom will become a steeetwalker in a matter of day
>>563150958This is a hecking awesome jif
>Andrew and Ashley work at a fast food restaurant >Andrew and Ashley become streamers>Andrew and Ashley become addicted to a competitive online game>Andrew and Ashley become vampires>Andrew and Ashley get a time machine>Andrew and Ashley go to therapy>Andrew and Ashley get trapped in Minecraft>Andrew and Ashley become shady traveling doctors operating out of one rusty van>Andrew and Ashley sell coke>Andrew and Ashley become FBI agents that hunt aliens
>>563151878I need more jiffs. My Coffin folder is like 95% static.
>>563106609I would disown my sister if he chopped her fat ones off.
>>563152115I NEED Andrew and Ashley reset button technique cartoon where insane new shit and adventures happen every episode but it all comes back to the status quo in the end for the next episode.
>>563152812I'll give you some. I will post everything I have that has "gif" in its name.
>>563152115>>563153682Andrick and MortshleyAndventurew TimeAndregular Ashowley
>>563153882>Dude, Momson's gonna be PISSED
>>563154008>Andrecai and Rigshley, what the FUCK did you guys do>I told you guys to summon Lady Known, not LORD UNKNOWN>If you don't solve this you're FIRED
>>563154008>>563154154They double-glazed the demon so now it's the end of the world
>>563153682It could be called... The Adventures of Andy and Leyley!
>>563153772Reminds me that the other day, I found old photos of my sister as an edgy teen squatting in front of the driveway after spray painting a pentagram on it...except she fucked up and painted a star of David instead.
>>563154267>"What the hell? I thought I summoned demons">"You did"
>>563154267It still works
>>563154267>anon's sister for some reason
>>563154008>>563154154>>563154236
>>563154698Nigga draws it so smooth I wanna draw a star of David on my jewish neighbours door now
>>563154592>>563154639kek
>>563154008>>563154154>>563154236>I've seen this befoe... We hav to feed him sowls.
>>563155019>Skips Eyes
>>563148710A man can dream. Her figure (that is optimal for breeding) and ass make up for her tits anyway.
>>562973316I legit had a dream about Andrew and Ashley having seggs and having a family (They had two kids) and I dunno what to think about this
>>563155293It's okay Burialdrew
>>563152812>>563154267Sorry I got distracted by the jokes, more jifs:
>>563144235I guess I'll take your word for it, I don't think my job would ever let me work that much OT though because I'd be taking a ridiculous amount of money home.
>>563155492
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>>563155746
>>563155240Anon, you need to put a nephew in her NOW!
>>563155879
>>563156010
>>563156145
>>563155896When we move out together somewhere far away I may. The kids got be a secret from the rest of the family, the only way to explain it would be to tell my family that my sister is a whore when she isn't.
>>563156252
>>563156473Women are fine with being seen as whores, just open Instagram.
>>563155356But I'm not Andrew. I just want to hug and kiss my sister, but no more than that
>>563152812
>>563156473>Your sister's children resemble you a lot anon...
>>563156550Maybe your everyday woman is but not my imouto, plus she is actually not a whore at all.
>>563156527>>563156605Hey! I'm posting jifs, not you!! I'm telling mom!
>>563156605
>>563156638Everyone resembles their relatives, so he's totally fine on that front.>>563156667If it's legal in your state you may as well break the ice with your parents.
>>563156763>>563156605Let anon post the jifs
>>563156763I'm telling dad
>>563156840>If it's legal in your state you may as well break the ice with your parents.Unfortunately it is not legal in any Australian state. Even then I don't think that'd work, father is out of the picture but I have no idea how our mother would handle it.
>>563156890Let the old man sleep!
>>563156890
>>563156763
For some reason incest is illegal for opposite sex couples but legal for homosexuals in some countries, why tf do gays get to do incest.
>>563157108Goyim humiliation ritual.
>>563157212Well is it legal in Jewland
>>563157104
>>563157108>Incest is legal in mainland China but it's illegal in TaiwanIronic
>>563157331
>>563156967>AustralianDude, we are a nation of whores. The economy of Logan collapsed after the PornHub ban. If you talk to any white woman for 5 minutes, she'll tell you about all the depraved things she's done with strangers. Talk to a white woman for 10 minutes and she'll tell you about how she used to give her brother handjobs. No one will be surprised let alone disappointed if your sister should be considered a slag; dare I say it is the very character of Australian women to be a ruinous whore.
>>563157465
It's crazy that you can go to prison or even get killed in some countries if you love your sibling. I know this has been discussed a million times, but it still makes me sick. There are literally no arguments against legalizing marriage between two consenting adult siblings.
>>563157524>economy of Logan collapsed after the PornHub banI suspect your a follow Queenslander? Yeah ik, the amount of whores at my school was fucking insane. There was literally one chick getting made fun of for flashing boys in fucking grade 8. Still my imouto is no whore and I won't bring shame upon her honour unless it is necessary.
>>563157668I just think that its crazy that interracial mixing, transgenderism and homosexuality can be legal but somehow incest has to remain illegal.
>>563157876Queensland is God's land.
Last oone I got for now. I hope anon was able to line his folders with gifs today.
>>563158015I'm a Queenslander before I'm an Australian.
>>563158053why are her hips so wide
>>563158069Fucking based. You gotta follow Esoteric Queensland Secessionist Memes on Boomerbook if you don't already
>>563157524>>563157876I've been around Brisbane for months (I've even been to Logan to see some art gallery because I was bored and had nothing to do) before and I didn't know things where that bad around QLD
>>563158307>BoomerbookPerhaps, but I just legitimately have no connection to any other state.
>>563145240I dunno, like 3 hours?I’m waiting for my first playthrough to be finished which means waiting for burial
...maybe I should check out Australia
>>563158513I'd expect that foids are even more whorish in other parts of the country no? I never been to anywhere else other then some visits across the border into New England.
Why are old assimilated krauts so ashamed of their heritage in the Anglosphere?>be my grandfather>ancestry totally comprises of rural Prussian farmers>grow up on a massive farm and be a religious Protestant but not taught German, have an anglicized surname and an Anglo forename>Be aware of your ancestry and know that you are as German as they come>Yet somehow think you're Australian not German and say that you laugh when you hear German spokenMy great-grandfather must've beat it into him or something.
>>563158698Well, Australia's two largest exports, Angela White and Savannah Bond, are both Melburnites.
>>563158698How would I know? I'm not an Aussie mate
>>563158997Well you're bound to be like that when you watch AFL and are the most libtarded part of the country. Victoria also has the most Celts, coincidence?
>>563157921This is why incest is bad
>>563156473Realistically speaking, if you want to have a real family with your sister and have several kids, you need to ditch your family and friends, no speaking to parents, cousins, etc. Otherwise, how are you going to explain to your parents, for example, that your sister has kids, that a "father" is missing, and that you live together?
>>563159117I'd thought you might've been around other parts of the country. Nevertheless, you want to see what Queensland is really like? Fuck off from Brisbane and come to places like Minden, Toowoomba, Marburg and Hatton Vale.
>>563159253They got aistriked by moralfags from Twitter.
>>563157668But think of the consequences of loving your sister >>563157921
>>563159140Queensland is the state of Anglo-Saxon-Jutes.
I have a proof that Andrew and Ashley are real and alive in Australia. These are the pics I took when I visited the Blue Mountains
>>563159263Yeah I agree though I could think of a possible work around.>move somewhere really far away so parent and friends visit sparingly >tell kids that their family or some shit are dead>send kids somewhere to get looked after when family is visitingLiving together can easily be explained away though it might raise a little suspicion in older ages. Still risky but I think something like this could work.
>>563158238That's exactly why I had it saved despite it being slop. I was gonna post it but anon kun beat me to it, that cheating bastard.
>>563158053Thank you anon
>>563159332I hate it when this happens
>>563159367>Queensland is the state of Anglo-Saxon-Jutes.Unironically I think that title goes to WA or Tas, though SA and QLD might be more Germanic considering that they are the only two states with populations of German descent. Pic is map of Anglo ancestry.
>>563159525You two-timing whore! I'm the original anon who's been posting jifs for you this whole time! I HATE YOU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME>>563159573Everytime I kiss my sister, (((normalfags))) keep airstriking me for incest.
This map strongly correlates with the best parts of the country, don't ask me why.
>>563159631Kinda out of place but do you guys have anyone living in the desert parts? Is that all abbos? And the Eastern parts with population look cute off from the West, is that the case?
>>563159631South Australia is where all the krauts are. Funnily enough Queensland has the most scandis per capita of any state, so the Queensland is definitely where the Coffin takes place.
>>563159332>Uhh I ship brother and sister characters but I draw my line at fiction because incest is le bad you know, even though that kind of reaction is what put those characters in a pickleAverage twitter 'darkshippers'
>>563159686
>>563159969I know you dinosaurs never check platforms like Tick&Tock, but every Coffin edit there has to have "NOT A SHIP" somewhere around the video, it's mandatory.
>>563159981
>>563159437Good plan in theory, but it only takes one unfortunate day when someone from the family visits you out of the blue.
>>563159969How normalfags on twatter feel after calling themselves "darkshippers" because they ship two characters together who are canonically lovers
>>563160135From olden times, yes.
Oh shit look what I found lol, the first ever mod of Coffin.
Ugley....
>>563159820>Kinda out of place but do you guys have anyone living in the desert parts?No it is an inhospitable shithole>Is that all abbos?Yes, they also live in the northern parts of the country where the climate was inhospitable for whites until technology made it possible. Its why Alice Springs is famous for being such a shit hole. And the Eastern parts with population look cute off from the West, is that the case?Pretty much
>>563160484>most adorable thing in existence >UgleyI didn't know the blind could post
>>563160480Stand and salute newfags, this is history.I wonder if the Episode 1 anon who made it still around here.
>>563159827Per capita SA has the most krauts but Queensland actually has the most krauts in total, I myself have an extremely German surname. >Funnily enough Queensland has the most scandis per capita of any stateYeah and they all settled in the same areas as the krauts, btw I don't really think Finns count as Scandis outside of geography.
>>563160527That's so weird lol. It's like a planet where only the hospitable parts have been seperately colonized and most of it is still uninhabitable. You guys live on Mars.
>>563160708Yeah but on the brightside those inhospitable shithole parts are full of resources (mining) that props up the whole economy.
>>563160480
>>563160818What the fuck that's so cool I wanna colonize somewhere too!! Mom can we go colonize a continent PLEEEEASE!!
>>563160828>that little kiss
>>563160171Yeah, abandoning everyone is probably the lowest risk option. Its either that or no kids and I'm definitely not letting my bloodline die out with me. God, I want to breed the ever living shit out of my sister.
>>563160958I CAN'T STOP
>>563160958There is one last place
>>563161042I LOVE NIPPLE OUTLINES RAAAAAAAAAGH
>>563161147>SLSSister Launch Syst--ooh--Sister Lunch System! ANDREW MAKE ME A SANDWICH
>>563160958Its shit now, country is completely libcucked. Have to fucking give the abo coons special treatment and welcome everybody to "their" country at every fucking event. The government even tried to make a special thing for abos apart of the constitution and the country resoundingly voted for no. The only good thing about this country is that the wages are good and its very easy to make a good wage as a blue collar worker. In fact, Australia is probably the only Western country where blue collar workers probably make more than white collar ones for the most part.
>>563160958Where the FUCK are you gonna colonize? Bir Tawil?? Get a job!
>>563161184I wish my sister had a rack like that, looking like impregnation is the only option.
>>563161064Ashley are you okay what's going o WHAT THE FUCK AAAAA
>>563161285THIS IS WHY I ATE YOU HAG>>563161278God I remember genuine Cryingshley for the first time. I mean, we hadn't gotten a lot of Ashley emotion other than rage and happiness, so when Ashley would cry or tear up in Episode 1 or 2 it never effected me much. But seeing actual Cryingshley... I felt so bad playing SnS. Embarassed Blushley was a treat though.
Not Coffin but here's another jif
>>563161694>God I remember genuine Cryingshley for the first time. I mean, we hadn't gotten a lot of Ashley emotion other than rage and happiness, so when Ashley would cry or tear up in Episode 1 or 2 it never effected me much. But seeing actual Cryingshley... I felt so bad playing SnS. Embarassed Blushley was a treat though.Cryingashley is tragic, no sisters should be crying like that. All sisters should be blushley.
>>563161819
>>563161476Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>563161943>All sisters should be blushley.I HAVE A DREAM
>>563162042Julia would piss herself in a roller coaster, she would NOT be able to handle the jif carousel
>>563162189Where is the "girls who pee - bitches who piss" image when you need it
>>563161042Ditching everyone besides your sister is just the safest option. I don’t know about you, but my family probably wouldn’t give a fuck if my older sister and I disappeared.
>>563162489How much water do camgirls drink a day? They're constantly squirting like hoses during 6 hour streams and it's never the least bit yellow.
>>563162042Hahaha!
>>563162529>Ditching everyone besides your sister is just the safest optionYeah it is but...>but my family probably wouldn’t give a fuck if my older sister and I disappearedSome of my family would be concerned but my mother would be absolutely devastated. We both have a really good relationship with our mother and I struggle to imagine never seeing her again.
>>563162976Your mother can't be too disappointed in her children for being best friends
>>563162627>They're constantly squirting like hoses during 6 hour streams and it's never the least bit yellowWhy do you have this knowledge?
>>563162489SOMEONE GIVE ME THE "BITCHES WHO PISS" IMAGE I CAN'T FIND IT IN THE ARCHIVES
>>563163041She'd probably be disgusted if she knew how I felt about my sister but she'd probably still love me too. Its hard to a gauge on how she'd feel though, if she figured out, I'd except her reaction would be anywhere from disappointed to borderline wanting to disown me.
>>563162976This is why I added "I don't know about you". I can't help you, you and other anons must decide whether you will follow your and your sister's happiness or would you rather fit into society. My family wouldn't give a shit, but my sister's boyfriend would probably be pissed, to say the least.
https://x.com/lialeafyy/status/2042568850328195098
>>563163812>but my sister's boyfriend would probably be pissedOuch, how bad is your sister cucking you? Also I was just touching my sister's hands, do all Women have such soft and small hands?
>>563164539I don’t talk to my sister right now, we haven’t talked for about two months. She had a meltdown and we had an argument. I’m not in the mood to explain all of this, but before that argument she said that her relationship with her boyfriend is “cold” and far from perfect.
So... A few thoughts: 1. How the fuck does the surgeon get the kind of resources to do cover ups on this scale?2. How relevant will he be for the siblings story?3. This may outright confirm that the surgeon is aware of them 4. This kind of raises more questions than it does answers desu, so maybe that was the point.
>>5631656541. Jewish2. The siblings will destroy him in an RPG boss battle
>starvation wasn't standard practiceMakes sense, because starvation actually leads to organ failure. But also.... HUH!? Then why? What is the point then? Is the surgeon just a fucking moron?
>>563165114You are the anon whose sister had a meltdown after he messaged her at midnight right? Did you say anything that could potentially get her angry or trigger her in some way?
>>563165114Uh that's unfortunate, hopefully you guys smooth things out.
>>563166132there are some imoutos who need rape correction to be honest
>>563166132Yeah, it's me, and no, I didn't say anything that would trigger her, I just asked if she’s alright and she told me to fuck off, then she blocked me.
>>563166615Is it just me of does this line feel insanely out of character for Ashley? She doesn't strike me as the type to have more than general apathy to hardship unless it involves Andrew.
>>563166716>we have newfags saying even lines from the original demo release are OOT for Ashley now
>>563166624Is she hot?
>>563161945
>>563162489>>563163136WHY ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING ME
>>563163131Because I'm jacking off to bitches squirting for 6 hours, got a problem?
>>563167628NTA, but yes, my sister is hot
>>563167628She's not 10/10 but she's pretty.
>>563160828Adorable
>>563166624How was your relationship beforehand? Does she have any mental problems? Was she in her period? Perhaps she was just really affected by whatever she was going through with her boyfriend and took it on you. Also, did she say anything before blocking you or did she just block you?
>>563167969BECAUSE IT'S GROSS
>>563167969I actually don't know what you're talking about
>My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
>>563171570We didn't argue before she blocked me. In fact, we used to talk almost every other day, and I'd say we had a good relationship. I know she had some stress related to her work, and sometimes she couldn't sleep well, but that's really it. I don't know if she had depression. Maybe you're right and all of this is related to her boyfriend issues. Sometimes I don't know what is wrong with this woman. We were always nice to each other when we were younger, and it was she who first started talking to me a few months ago.
>>563172892IT'S JUST A MEME FUCK YOU>>563174363Imagine>picture of Julia>"girls who pee" is written above>picture of ashley on the right>"bitches who piss" is written above
>>563175070that's really gross...
>>563174857It's because she became a hussie with a goyfriend just like any other foid. As a childleyley she was pure and innocent, and her brother was important. Now there are other sources of pseudo-brothers everywhere around her, she has found replacements that will surely dissappoint her, which is why she's sad and aggressive. Poor sisters...
>>563175245IT WAS JUST TWO SMILING SPRITES OF THEM WHAT THE FUCK IS GROSS ABOUT THAT YOU OUTBRED
Fuck you guys, I found it in the archives myself. All by myself. Scared and alone searching among billions of posts talking about girls and piss. I almost pissed myself. I hope /calg/ gets eaten by ???.
>>563175498>>563175964Oh lol I made that. I just woke up tooI always appreciate when someone notices the edits I make
>>563175070>>563175498>>563175964Gross.
skool arc when?
God fucking dammit, I just had a dream about groping and making out with my sister, and then she told me to eat her pussy. Right as I was about to go down on her, I woke up!
God fucking dammit, I just had a dream about groping and making out with myself, and then he told me to suck his dick. Right as I was about to go down on him, I woke up!
>>563175320She might be a hussy, she might throw tantrums at me, but she’s still close family to me right now, I know she feels the same, she just needs some time to get everything together.
I hope we get more high school flashbacks/visions. Her smile is too precious.
>>563174857>>563180034My condolences anon. I hope she gets through whatever she's going through.>Sometimes I don't know what is wrong with this woman.As someone with a bitchy hussy sister, this hits too close. I know what's wrong with her but I still can't fix her unless she wants to, and she doesn't want to.
>English Major Would Andrew be a Thomas Pynchon reader? Or it's all poetry?
>>563182836We will see more sad Teenshley I'm afraid...
>>563183517I've always wondered, is he supposed to be a non-English speaker who majors in English, or they all speak English anyway and his major is English like an American who majors in English? If they're not native English speakers, which would make the fact that they have English names pretty odd, can I translate his major as the language I'm translating to? I have to ask this to Kit8.
>>563184407I think his English degree is meant to be a [national language of Coffinland] degree, and it just says English because the game's language is in English. If I finished my Finnish translation, I would have made him a Finnish major.
>>563184407>If they're not native English speakers, which would make the fact that they have English names pretty oddAlso, lolno. English names are very fashionable.
>>563183020Why can't you fix her?
Ashley deeply regrets killing Renee after remembering that one time they went shoplifting together at the Payless
>>563184557I REMEMBER YOU PEKKA, FINISH heh YOUR FUCKING TRANSLATION>>563184557But EVERYONE has English names?Come to think of it, a lot of the names are common names across Europe (like Andrew, Julia, Nina) that have their own equivalents in each language, so maybe it can be interpreted that we are seeing the English versions of those names. But then could you use your own languages equivalent of those words? Would be funny to see "Andreas" or "André" or "Andrāwus" lol.
>>563184557>I think his English degree is meant to be a [national language of Coffinland] degreeI don't know, the "forte" joke implies that it meant to be english specifically, and considering that Nemlei said that they are in some northen european fictional location, it means that Andrew majored in English as such, while they speak something else, "Coffineske" or just finnish.
>>563185692Fucking kek
>>563186026The forte joke is probably partially non-diegetic. I don't think it implies anything, because it's just a joke that works well in the language the game has been published in. For the record, seeing that shit in a devlog is what instantly made me give up on the Finnish translation.
>>563186026The forte joke would be translated too though, since it would only work for a language that has a word similar to "forte". I think the question is whether the English text of Coffin is the original divine decree written by Nemlei.
>>563186378>seeing that shit in a devlog is what instantly made me give up on the Finnish translation.Can't you just find a word that sounds similar to the Finnish version of forte?
>>563186378>>563186567I wonder how they managed with the spanish translation. >"Pense que tu fuente era el espanol">"Fuerte, Ashley, no fuente"
>>563186567Coffintazilites be like>No, the Coffinic codex is not what the true text of the divine Word of Nemlei (pbuh) is. It is only a creation of Nemlei and not co-eternal with Nemlei, since English is not eternal. This can be understood through reason God willing.replied to the wrong post at first sorry
>>563186841The joke works in English because forte could conceivably be pronounced as forty. In other words, it's not Ashley being retarded, it's Ashley being ignorant or uneducated. But if I had Ashley call Andrew's "vahva puoli" his "vauva puoli", she would just sound unbelievably fucking stupid.
>>563187182Yah, that makes sense. If it's English specifically and not the actual language they speak, then it's just Ashley not being familiar with it rather than just Ashley being dumb.
>>563187182Sounds like a skill ishew to me. You are letting your ancestors down by betraying their greatness. REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE FINNMAN
>>563186206This is how women bond, in my experience
>>563185430I already told you, she doesn't want to change. She is one of those who only learn if life hits her really hard.
>>563186901Let me try for a Turkish translation.>"Güzel bir Türkçe'ye iyi değilsin.">"İye, Ashley, iyi değil."This would work as well as the English one I think.
>>563187182I actually just thought of a sort of workaround. For Anglos:>Ashley: Isn't philology meant to be your "forte"?>Andrew: Who says "forte" in Finnish?>Ashley: And who doesn't understand what "I love you" means!?
>>563187182>The joke works in English because forte could conceivably be pronounced as forty.No, it can't. It's a french word. It's pronounced Forté.
>>563190095The average normie doesn't know that. People mispronounce it all the time because they have to look at the spelling and guess.
Ughhh who fucking cares
>>563187170That is some elite ball knowledge right there
>>563187705Kek saved>>563190385Me, Ashley. I care.
>>563189970We love our stinky fart cloud mascot!
Hello Calg. It's my first post here but I am waiting for the next update of coffin impatiently. I have a gigantic kink for brother-sister incest because of my own experiences in life. It's kind of my big secret. If I said it out loud in real life I'd be a pariah. My parents would disown me and my gf would leave me. But it is part of me. So for the first time I write it out anonymously for other people to read:When I was a teenager at around 14 or 15 I started getting turned on by my sister who is 2 years younger. I would get a bit gropey when we mess around like tickling and they were occasions where I was touching her innapropriately when we were alone. She would let me do it but "groan" if I went too far. We were decently close she would often watch me complete games on the ps2 like Prince of Persia the sands of time. One time we were swimming in the pool and her swimsuit top was too tight, it would slip up and reveal her new growing bouncy teenager tits. I started fantasizing about her occasionnally. When I was 19 we watched anime in my room one summer week end night. I made us sandwiches and we drank some vodkas we stayed up super late watching. I told her she could stay with me and sleep in my bed. She prepared for bed and came back in her pyjamas. I told her she'll be more comfortable in her underwears. She came back to my room wearing nothing but a bra and some panties, black, contrasting with the milky silky skin of her belly, posing for a brief moment and I was like "whoah". She was outrageously hot back then. She laid down next to me and I holded her in my arms as if it was a normal way to sleep in a bed between siblings. I didn't know what I was trying to do to her I was just completely, confusingly turned on and drunk. I was cuddling her like my bitch. I said I'd give her a massage so I undid her bra while she was laying face down.
>>563187182coffinland could just be an english-speaking country. it's "a fictional north european country", so it could be something like ireland where it used to be part of the UK
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too long
>>563192136After, I said I'm looking for a comfortable position so I moved her around in a whole bunch of ways I went on top of her, between her legs. I putted her on top of me, on top of my throbbing hard on. Facing me and facing away. I would lay my hands on her belly and on her legs, closer and closer to her pussy. And eventually while I was holding her from behind laying on the side, probabily humping her, she said "You can do it". I wasn't sure I heard it right so I repeated "I can... do it?" and she confirmed "Do it!". I immediately flipped her over and crawled over her, our face bumping as we kissed clumsily. I though my heart was going to explode when I felt her reaching for my dick through my underwear while I was shoving my tongue down her mouth and we were sucking each other's face. My hand slipped straight down between her legs and my fingers discovered her unshaved, slimey pussy. I moved my fingers around her slit and she let out the most enticizing moans so I slided in on top of her. Her virginity gone. I came fast the first time but I had a ton of energy and we did it again a handful of times. We fell asleep exhausted, entangled, covered in sweat and cum. She managed to wake up somehow and told me she'd go back to her room before our parents come out. We avoided each other after that and I "coped" by going out with friends. I made out with a random chick that I ended up dating for a little while. Years later I moved out of my parent's place into my first appartement. When she visited me, I played The Witcher 2 for her like when we were teenagers. When the sex scene happened, I looked at her, she looked back, I dropped the controller and I picked her up. Carrying her to my bed in a passionnate embrace towards my room. We had sex again. This time, we could be loud. We had a conversation about it afterwards. We were both feeling guilty about what we did and we were afraid of the social stigma.
not readin' allat
>>563192308So we came to an agreement that this was a one time thing. But she ended up staying at my place for a while. I wanted to "experiment" her so I did a lot of things with her. Making her climax on repeat with oral. Covering her body in my cum. Sleep on her tits and on her ass. Do all of the sex position I knew of with her. Shower, kitchen, balcony. I cooked shitty food for her and we'd eat dinner together while watching a serie like a married couple. Sometimes I wish I commited to this. I couldve told her that I love her and that we can try keeping our relationship going discreetely. But it's not what happened. A few years later, in her mid 20ies, she had a boyfriend for the first time. It was so hard for me to accept it. They're now married with kids and I like the guy. But I was quite jealous for some time. Today I still remember it vividly and it is still my biggest turn on. But I've accepted we're not like that anymore with my sister and I think honestly it's better overall. I'd be hurting my family, become an unspeakable shame to my parents. Become "the guy who fucks his sister" socially. And my sister is a bit of a nervous mess I'm happy I don't have to deal with it. She also hit the wall hard in her mid 30ies.Anyways, I can't wait for the new update to come out. Decay 3a was great for the incest. I get the biggest climaxes on stories like that. Just like I had the best sex of my life with sis!Can you guys drop some suggestions about other games in this genre I can play while waiting? Either story like tcoaal or porn like "imouto fantasy" and "spending 1 month with my sister"
>>563192308>pegging mestopped reading there i'm sorry
>>563192136>>563192308>holded>putted
>>563192472Thanks for saving me the trouble. This is why blogposting should be a few sentences not a whole Wattpad page, otherwise you get shit like this.
>>563192463>>563192136>>563192308What ai did you used to write this?
>>563192629>What he did said wrong, Andrew?
>>563192136>>563192308>>563192463Go back to discord or whatever you are using in india
Need an s_vomit[BUST].png, stat
>>563192662Don't forget the humble "Thanks for reading my blogpost" at the end, the cherry on top.
>>563187182The joke doesn't actually make much sense, given how it occurs. The joke would've worked if she was READING the word, but she isn't. She's talking to Andrew. Nobody actually says "[blank] is my forty". It's one thing to mispronounce a word you're reading when you're saying it out loud for the first time, but Ashley thinking the expression is "not my 40" doesn't make sense
>>563193808We used to use this as a reaction image when it was first revealed in a devlog. Time flies.
>>563192136Holy shit, man, learn to write in English, nigger.
>>563193927The joke is that Ashley has never heard the word being pronounced, so she thinks it's "forty" like how I fully confidently said "connoy-seur" to my teacher in 6th grade once. It also shows that she is a secret reader and a cute little nerd.
>>563192629Not a native speaker. What is wrong with these words? Can you suggest a synonym?
>>563194438It also shows hot shitty the English writing system is. At this point using Chinese characters woud be an improvement.
>>563194438I guess. I just can't imagine Ashley never having heard the word forte before but having read it>>563194840NTA but it should be "held" and "put"
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>563192136>>563192308>>563192463
>>563192472>>563192662Kek but he never said that lol
DEMONS!!! DEMONS, COME TO ME RIGHT NOW!!CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>>563196554I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING IF YOU RANGEBAN INDIA!
>>563196861(Dude you were supposed to say nuke!!)
>>563194840Roach, weren't you told to go back to r*ddit?
it's a wip... i've never drawn anything in my life and sure as hell don't know how to go about drawing a head.but i wanted to sketch ashley since being exposed to this much fanart and contribute in someway even if it's not goodyour thoughts so far /calg/? critique would be helpful, i could post the reference too if you'd like to see
>>563199050Really good proportions. Also you gave the armpits really nice details. I think the breasts can be a little bigger but I like that its not exaggerated like a lot of fanarts tend to do.Keep at it, anon!
>>563199050maybe i bit off more than i could chew... anyway this is the reference i'm using if anyone wants a gander and draw as well>>563199669thank you, the breasts were actually a lot bigger at the start but i didn't like the way it came out so i adjusted them
>>563200375Oh I see, that may be the cause. Your model is far taller than Ashley in game so that's why she looks slimmer and her breasts look smaller. If you make the waist shorter I think her breasts will appear larger in comparison.Also you can give them that teardrop look so they look more like a woman's real breasts than bolt ons.I think you already did great
>>563175320>Now there are other sources of pseudo-brothers everywhere around herSeems like its my mission to keep the hussies away from my imouto, though she's already doing that herself.
>>563199050>i've never drawn anything in my liferly?
>>563184692But they also have distinctly English surnames.
>>563190095>It's a french wordAHHH!! KILL ALL THOSE NORMAN BASTARDS FOR RUINING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!
>>563201497Worry not broþer, for we shall bring English bæck to the days of þe Anglo-Saxon-Jute.
>>563194861>At this point using Chinese characters woud be an improvementUsing Anglo-Saxon Futhorc would be an improvement because runes were originally made with English (and Germanic) phonetics in mind.
>>563201839>>563201839I am OBLIGED to DICTATE that you are CONDEMNED to RENDER yourself VEXXED and CONCERNED BECAUSE there EXISTS no ESCAPE from the ETERNAL LANGUAGE of LA FRANCE, PATHETIC ANGLAIS.
>>563201839We could mint but there's no way that'll ever happen over the whole of the Anglosphere. It irks me when breaks say we would've spoken Deutsch had hy won the war, like wtf is wrong with speaking Deutsch? The only downside to speaking Deutsch is the dinlies could be Germanish.
>>563202672Fuck the Anglos for teaming up with the French, they have been the eternal enemies of both Anglos and Germans alike. Half of France is Med as well.
>>563201967It's an orthography issue, not a writing sytem one. Even if you use Futhark it would still be shit if you keep writing all the silent letters and keep the spelling of loanwords the same as in their origin language. Not to mention you would still need to adjust Futhark for modern English because it was made for the phonetics of the time which obviously changed a lot over the time.>>563202738You could dictate a language reform but that would require a government that actually cares about the nation and its roots. And we all know those don't exist anymore.
>>563203112>says this in EnglishYep, it's cope.
>>563201967It's over for Futhorc, English pronunciation has changed too much from linguistic drift and Romantic borrowings.
Andrew goes to Karaoke with Ashley and Julia and sings this song while constantly staring directly at Ashleyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=XgvfOjifZl4
>>563203306Ashley thinks he's singing to Julia to torture her and wants to see her reaction. Why else would he bring Julia along?
While we are on the topic, would Andrew be one of those people who constanly complain about how shitty English orthography is or would he defend it because of how it came to be, and be a smartass about it?
>>563202738Never thought I'd see actual Anglish being spoken in /calg/ of all places
>>563201497Keep crying, anglo-vassal.
>>563203657The smartasses are usually the ones who say English orthography is le shit though
>>563203657He's a literature major, what do you think?
>>563203272>Yep, it's cope.Yeah it is but is it my fault for the Australian government beating the kraut out of my forefathers? If only....
>>563203306>>563203457Literally the whole plot of the Julia phone call in Episode 3
>>563203302I guess so but most changes in English were just natural change and from contact with Old Norse, the Norman influence was mainly vocabulary. E.g., It is suspected that the collapse of OE grammar was due to language contact with the Norse Settlers in the Danelaw, gradually spreading to the rest of the Anglic continuum.
>>563204378>Lutheran pastorsSo that's what Grandpa did before 'Nam.
>>563203205>You could dictate a language reform but that would require a government that actually cares about the nation and its roots. And we all know those don't exist anymore.For how long though? Current setup doesn't look like it will last more then a few decades perhaps.
>>563204187Vassal? Where would you guys have been without retard Anglos saving your ass both world wars?
>>563152115>>563153682>>563153882>>563154008>>563154154>>563154236>>563154717>>563155019>>563155141Saved
>>563205295>you guysThere's no way we have an actual Frenchman here
>>563205393I don't have a FurAffinity account. What is this show about?
>>563205626It's a Cartoon Network classic, every zoomer has grown up with it. I know this because my younger siblings used to like it a lot.
>>563205626It's a pretty regular show, don't worry about ithttps://youtu.be/_aujLsMnMpQ?si=ouVtqcX-lxZg2FGh
Now only the real ones know about the OG Coffin songhttps://youtu.be/Jr1OMJHYm5g?si=uJHa2qNQODRNpy53
>>563206980Based>>563205295With a new empire led by a new Napoleon, as has happened whenever germans won too much against France.
>>563207670>With a new empire led by a new Napoleon, as has happened whenever germans won too much against France.You guys have been in perpetual stagnation post-Napoleon
>>563205890>every zoomer has grown up with itBro I was 10 when that thing started airing. By that point I already made peace with the end of Bionicle.
Life cycle of a little sister
>>563183517>The Coffin of Thomas and Pynchon
Please use the sisternet as the next OP image
>>563211545
>>563210637Indeed
>>563210637Tinysisters are to be adored and snuggled.
Tinyleys go in the jar
>>563213209Jar?
>>563208080>You guys have been in perpetual stagnation post-NapoleonExactly. Because you english vassals got in the way.
>>563214249>Exactly. Because you english vassals got in the way.Overseas perhaps but on the continent the krauts were your main enemy.
>>563214756No, I meant you got in the way by fighting with us against Germany so we didn't get a new Napoleon.
>>563214872Nah if the Anglos hadn't helped then we would be in a better timeline, where the Kaiserreich or Hitler would dominate Europe. The chance for French domination of Europe died at Waterloo.
>>563215174>WaterlooThinking Waterloo mattered is the ultimate historylet take. NTA you're arguing with, btw. Both of you are historylets. I'd get into it, but it's all off topic anyway
>>563216039>Thinking Waterloo mattered is the ultimate historylet takeYeah the failed campaign in Russia is what did them in yadayahyah, the defeat at Waterloo is symbolic.
baking
>>563219401why the fuck would you bake 737 posts in
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>>563220215it didnt work
>>563220292wtf how do i fix this
>>563220863Contact bizdev@4chan.org
Why did slow /calg/ come back so quickly? Devlogs only give a 1 week boost in activity?
>>563224101tourists are easily bored
>>563224101I'm busy!
>>563224101that's just your average /vg/ general, when some popular game arises on 4chan, a general is created for it, just like with the recent hollow knight general for examplewhen the game's popularity dies off for a long period, the general goes along with as well considering the ones who visit this general so frequently are tourists who came from twitter bc they thought it would be cool to "share" their "'opinions"" with each other here
>>563215174>at Waterloo.The place where the english lost in a humiliating way and then another separate army of prussian showed up and england had been coping ever since?
>>563211545Cute but seems small for an OP
>>563225445Fixed
>>563224796Is pretty impressive how long this general has lasted all things considered. It really shows how far imagination and blogposting can take you. I prefer fast /calg/ because it end up being more entertaining.
>>563224101Tourists but this general probably has more people then you think, a lot of the lurkers just selectively chose what to reply with. I think that's why this general can be slow for hours and than get rapid amounts of activity for 1-2 hour(s).
>>563225309Still cope you guys lost. Also I might be an Anglophone but I am not an actual Anglo, most of my forefathers are Prussians or other types of Kraut. Like I said. not my fault that the Australian government (back when it was based) beat the Kraut out of my forefathers.
>>563225770The problem is that fast /calg/ is objectively shittier past the initial hype burst. Part of the problem is the trolls, sure, but honestly the bigger issue is the bitter faggots who left for one reason or another and come back to briefly shit up the thread before fucking off. At least with the trolls it (theoretically) isn't personal.
>>563226160>We ran but we totally wonCope
>>563226193>but honestly the bigger issue is the bitter faggots who left for one reason or anotherThe dude always crying about shota writing those walls of text come to mind.
>>563226679Oddly specific example, considering that wasn't nearly as bad as the nigga ERP'ing with himself for literal hours every day.
>>563226532>you guys lost the war and get the old aristocratic monarchy restored (what the fuck was the revolution even for?)>Britain comes out as the only fully industrial country and dominates the next century>French occupation of Germany leads to Prussia unifying most of Germany and humiliating France not long later>France goes through multiple governments, is unstable and is demographically destroyed from the Napoleonic wars for the next centuryOh yeah, I'm coping REAL hard.
>>563226193This place is just one step away from being a lost /r9k/ general anyway. The guy above thinking that this was a incest storytime thread first and a videogame one second was pretty funny.
>>563226679Weird cause I have been in /calg/ since inception and that's never been a thing. This >>563226920 was consistent and constant tho and probably the target of that imaginary gangstalking... why would you point the finger at that specifically?
>>563227173>The guy above thinking that this was a incest storytime thread first and a videogame one second was pretty funnyYou talking about that guy earlier who posted like 3 paragraphs?
>>563227173>The guy above thinking that this was a incest storytime thread first and a videogame one second was pretty funny.Anon, we've had someone (multiple people?) who very regularly posts retarded chatGPT or otherwise extremely poorly written incest walls of text, that's not new and hardly representative of the general as a whole.
>>563227413>>563227413>>563227413
>>563226947>(what the fuck was the revolution even for?)For the same thing we quickly and easily got rid of the fake monarchy put back on the throne and nobody dared say anything because they'd get wrecked in a 1 v 7 again.>Britain com-Proceeds to only go in the third world because Spain would fold them, Germany would fold them and France would fold them like it has many times like the vassal it is. It proceeds to get to heel for France and stays there to this day>Germany coped about Prussia getting destroyed with one hand by France and then proceed to lose 2 world wars to FranceGlad you could admit you're coping.
>>563227191>why would you point the finger at that specifically?NTA but I'd also point at the random retard who recently left walls of text crying about his discord bullies over said imaginary bullies that haven't been around for like 2 years at minimum.
>>563227735Anon, why are you bringing up discord out of nowhere? There is no discord.
>>563227843>Anon, why are you bringing up discord out of nowhere?Because that's what the bitter faggot's walls of texts were about during fast /calg/, keep up.>There is no discordThere were a few during a while after chapter 2, lots of drama that faggots kept dumping the thread.
>>563228031Bro is straight up conjuring thread lore lmao.
>>563228136>Twitter hoodweeb babbleSorry your walls of text got you rejected again, buddy. Try not being a bitter faggot next time and maybe anons won't immediately clock you.
>>563228349What are you even talking about right now? Dude's lost his marbles.
>>563228418>If I act confused, people will stop laughing at me!!!God, this is pathetic.
>>563227191>Weird cause I have been in /calg/I was on the thread where we decided to make /calg/ the first time, which promptly died as we kept the /v/ threads instead and then was also there when we got kicked out of /v/ and had to make /calg/ for real and there was very much such a faggot, we even made edits of him and the shit he'd say, it was very funny.
>>563175070I got it
>>563062461>>563063293considering basically the same. i just dont like anyone else. iv been on dating apps and idk man, theyre all very shallow vapid and all around gross people i feel like i would hate. also just seems slightly situationally beneficial for us. were kinda both failures but i like her. wouldnt be the first time in family for something like this anyway
>>563227843>out of nowhereRetard you were talking about instances of people shitting up the thread
