Previous: >>562958135>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Gold City feet in my mouth
Digitan LOVE
Cutely in progress:https://jiggie.fun/mcB7NOhttps://jiggie.fun/mcB7NO
>Pace Chasers are awful this CM>& the next CM>& most likely the next one tooWhen exactly do they become usable again?
>>562982870When exactly should this so called descend start happening because the only things I see is “wife” spam, uma x torenah comics(and porn), while every single yuri relationship is instantly converted into threesomes for torenah?
>>562983953elaborate, with a picture attached to your post
Cafe love
>>562984020Paces in general, Taiki/Nishino in particular, are meta in basically every mile CM
lalah
>no more gibs after SSshame
/v/mabros....WW@? extraction will arrive soon.
good evening umadacchi I slept all day and now I'm 100/100 5/5
>>562983931Reminder
Post THAT picture
>>562984190i'm like this irl
>>562984209Funny you posted SIL because I could post a shitton of her and Admire Groove if I wanted, but I don't because this thread doesn't care for it.
Fishing for a Medium spark on Taiki so I can have a good parent for CM12 is draining me bros...
>>562984381what does she do if she needs to pee?
>>562984396
>>562984224the body part inside the red circle goes into my mouth and I lick it all over
>>562984020Bwo your wOguri pace?
>>562984492there's a hole for a drinking straw
>>562984492She runs to the bathroom
>>562984478>I could post a shitton of her and Admire Groove if I wantedYeah, and can you read the post again while doing so? I think youre skipping the important part:>while every single yuri relationship is instantly converted into threesomes for torenah
>>562984020Isn't Pace XOguri the thing for this CM?
>>562984487But taiki unique doesn't work on cm12?
>>562984478Do you mean SIL and Admire Groove together, like, you know, ehem, as a, you know... pairing? I would care a lot, very much, if you posted about that.Individual posts of them being hot as they are would be okay too...
>>562984350Danchou kill this man
>>562984641>while every single yuri relationship is instantly converted into threesomes for torenahBut they don't, at least not by the people drawing them.
>>562984602>>562984627Wrong and wrong.She pisses herself like a good girl she is
>>562984573I see
>>562984585>>562984650XOguri is the exception (that I will never use because I have honor)
>>562984654... It doesn't???Well FUCK who do I even make a parent for Chiyono now
Good evening bros
>Do another run>Shit start>Quit and restart>Notice I can't borrow anymore>Close the gameI can't believe Cygames deliberately sabotaging global from grinding 5 trillion fans.
Pollinating Nishino Flower in the garden while Seiun Sky listens from behind a building corner and gaslights herself into thinking she's having a rough time pulling weeds
>>562984841>that I will never use because I have honorI don't like this angle you're painting here, there is no dishonor in using an uma that is strong, you're not taking Urara to every CM after all. The only dishonorable umas are the debuffer ones, made to never win. That's shameless.
>>562984865>non xog pacer in a medium race
>>562984020Sprint and Mile. There's a number of good pace Uma who specced for those distances and are actually pretty good at the job
Which uma is the least like their irl counterpart?>Spechud is a nice girl that wants to do her best and have lots of friends>Special Week was a notoriously tempermental, sometimes violent horse that hated other horses and even hated mating with them (except for Dober, who is the one horse he liked having sex with)
>>562984749>people drawing themPeople who care about drawfags and their opinions are as mentally ill as drawfags themselves
>>562985063@grok is this real?
>>562985016The only reason I don't bring Urara to CM is because I don't get the right pink inspirations>>562985063Please be fake
unleash the propaganda we need to make money
>>562984865Any of the generic velocity like brain, oguri, nyopera, etc
>>562985202Air groove
>>562985202Doto
75293766752937667529376675293766
>>562985276>>562985298https://ameblo.jp/nybokujo/entry-12961814338.html
>>562985404GIWTWM
>>562985276>>562985298Unfortunately it’s realhttps://ameblo.jp/nybokujo/entry-12961814338.html
If you already have Taiki then you don't need to pull for Nishino Flower as a parent (you can borrow her instead).
Wait we still have one whole day for this? They really should have made it 800B. Doing runs feels pointless now desuNo I wont do my runs danchou
When do I unlock racing outfits for my umas instead of idol ones? Do I have to wait for banners?
>>562984283cause people want that
>>562985450Doto in his prime yes, but nowadays he kinda is the goober the game portrays her as.
>>562985493Prepare to be boiled.
I just woke up, took a shower and feel very refreshed now, might do 10 runs today
Is she just a big teio
>>562985518Alts are the only racing fits they have
>Spent all on Fuku banner back then>0LB NTR>0LB NN>No Fine Motion>No Super CreekAm I fucked or is there any redemption to be had?
>>562985518Get them to 3 star. If they're already a 3 star when you pull them, they'll have it by default.
>>562984020
>>562985681>the goober the game portrays her asYou mean villain?
>>562985693my pov
I had a dream that Aruvu got put up as the preview for the new banner for JP tomorrow and then I woke up and wanted to die.
>>562985849That's Doto in his prime
>>562985693You said those pics were just for you... I trusted you, toreena...
foals good
>>562985848Why is Ogurin in every S tier?
>>562986038also my pov
>>562986058Oguri, suzuka and taiki be bussin, no cap
filly is a cute word
>>562985202>and even hated mating with them (except for Dober, who is the one horse he liked having sex with)Damn, that pussy must be magical
>>562985829welcome to f2p gayming
>>562985681doto is evil THO
>>562985848>Anime Oguri>SS TierShe's on fraud watch Orfevre doesn't belong in SS for long but is fine with SS for medium. Brian should be moved up to SS for Long. Mayano and Kiseki and (arguably) Stay Gold needs to be moved down to S as well
>>562986058It doesnt matterIf your uma is not in SS tier you are coping on JP
>>562985471I wish you were air groove too
>>562984865normal maruzen
>>562986058Can't speak on the anime alt but Base Oguri's Triumphant skills remains as the single best unique on the track and playing without the inherit is trolling
>>562986058She's Peak (as in Cap)
Cafe is a cat
>>562986049is she dumb
>>562986248hot
>>562985681>the gooberDoto doxxed Shakur to Rudolf on the latest story she's EVIL
>>562986058stop nooooooooooooooooticing
>>562985485What if I want to be able to build the perfect Flower parent myself, huh? What if I think she's cute, huh?What then?
>>562986248
>>562985063You lads better pull Flower for him
WHEN I SAY UNITY CUP YOU SAY SORRYUNITY CUP
nishio will reveal her flower to everyone soon!
>>562986058She is the protagonist
>>562986248Ecchi wa dame
>>562986367>It's publicly available information, I didn't do anything that anyone else couldn't have done!
since when this fat fuck ogurin started to be the uma musume main girl
>>562986495my pov
>>562986475The only saving grace of Unity Cup is Riko, I like Riko but the scenario was SHIIIIIIT
>>562986495>foal with gropeable buttsex
Let it be known helios is for trainers the lesson is sometimes the best thing for you is what’s in front of you and not what you’re chasing
>>562986058She's Oguri Cap as in Peak and has her own anime
>>562985848>Base Taiki and Suzuka are still S tier all these years later
Saved myself 2 clocks after Fuku jobbed the fucking Satsuki Sho for no good reasonRun was simply not meant to be
>>562986049she is literally me
>>562986663Since the game became peak(as in cap)
>>562986656yeppers sexoinstapulling her in the game as soon as she's out, never pulling out during umapyoi
>>562986704I can't believe cygames gave her a wedding dress
>>562986663>he thought people loving Ogurin was just a gaslight
>>562986835shakur is flustered because she associates that sound with dick sucking
>>562986656A semon in disguise
>>562986795>he runs satsuki sho
>>562986663Since her anime started doing numbersSpe was a terrible choice to be the face of the franchise anyway
>>562986656I'm steadily warming up to her, when does she drop?
>>562986835I haven't had a proper bowl of ramen in like half a year.... I miss it
Oguri Cap
>>562986248are they umapyoiing??
I hate to break it to you guys but Grand Live is just as shit as MANT the only upside is it doesn't take as long so we're just back to Unity levels of garbage. URA Finale will remain the single best and most soulful scenario for a long while.
Don't tell them about Oguri Fraud Arima Kinen CM incident
>>562986475Love losing my key accel or the entire run bricked because the npcs shit the bed
>>562986886nishino sex nishino sex NISHINO SEEEEEEXI CANT WAIT AAAAAAAA
Rebricked (A+) has one spot available if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >25mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 25m)>that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile (club ID is 835612678)
my schizophrenic daughter manhatten cafe
>>562987209Anything to shave a few minutes off dailies
>>562987209>it doesn't take as longThis alone makes GL 10 times better than MANT
>>562987158later half of julyif you get your tachyon/hello tax early you will be able to pull her easy
>>562986475Im so fucking glad its fucking gone, MANT RELEASE IS MY SECOND BIRTHDAYRIP in piss you fucking trash, you wont be missed
>>562987038This uma wears the boyshorts, she must run the boyshorts crown
>>562987209L'arc scenario will save us
>>562987447bro is two years old
>>562987329*daughterwife
>>562987561>global beating on lucky pace
>>562987295I haven't left my old (dead) club yet. Do I have to leave first before applying?
>>562987601l'arc is so boring
>>562987209>Grand Live is just as shit as MANT >it doesn't take as longSo it isn't as shit as MANT
Imagine liking an uma and never get to see her win in CM because she has a dogshit skill and despite inheriting good skills from other umas she still loses to metaslave umas.
>>562987209My problem with MANT isn't the gameplay, but the time it takes to complete one run
What was suzuka like as a foal?
Smart Falcon?more likeRetard Falconlol
if she has no stopping me innately she is for you
>>562987648that too
>>562987561>smartest bakushin relative
>>562987668You can drop your ID and I'll invite you. You'll see it after you leave and are able to accept!
>>562987830>>562987598>>562987290saved all of these to my hard drive
why is this AI spamming subhuman still going
>>562987740but think of how cool it'd be if you luckshit a cm finals win with an oshi uma
>>562986384Then you should pull for her.
Why does she have so many debuffs?
>>562987968uima musume??
>>562985848I need this one but with their running style in the corner
Oguri had 2 stats at 1100 and 2 stats at 800 to choose the spark from and still went for guts
>>562987830A little more bratty
NYOOOOONOT MY VALENTINE MERCHANT
>>562987986Why are they all drawn like landwhales
>>562987740My opela o will win cm12 for sure
I... I like Vodka.
my wife is cute
>>562988274its hot
mean lean and ready to bakushin
>>562987952good
>>562988274So they can give birth to more children
Can we post censored porn now
>>562987561This is like Midoriya coming up with a grand revelation after one whole training arc that he can fucking kick
>>562986219The problem with Mayano is that Cygames refuse to release new front runner cards
>>562987209>the only upside is it doesn't take as longso it is, in fact, way better than MANT
>>562988417As long as it's not AI slop.
>>562988349my wife is really cute
>>562988556what's with the beads
>>562988178foal suzu is sooo pomf
>>562988529Rich coming from someone that posted spicslop
>>562988417Nobody actually gets off to slop, so it's definitely not porn.
>>562988680kek bodied that freak
Now that the dust has settled, was the event rigged or did bots save the day?
how important is barcolle for fronts this cm
>>562988127https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.htmlTurn on Firefox's autotranslate, and scroll down until you see Chami then press the style buttons
>>562988668
>>562988680kek>>562988783its probably a /v/ troon
>>562988619the finest ayabeads
>>562988739both wrong
>>562988556w-where are the beads inside of?
>>562987952it'll become soft after you finish
>>562988934Even if it's AIsloppa you deserve a (You), for old times sake.
I miss my /v/mabros get me out of this shithole
>>562988232(((merchant)))
>>562988934
>>562988934rero rero rero rero
Give me the order Danchou! Give me the fucking order and I'll do it
>>562988232who's april person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4nzZl6Dhg4
>>562988232What the fuck is April Person
>>562988934Nishino's flower...
So it's a fag on at least 2-3 devices replying to itself huh. Its slops aren't even good or decent and mostly just NAI trash taken off pixiv.
>>562989119She owes me sex
>>562989196
>>562988865>On to the Tenno Sho SpringHe's running? FUCK YEAHLET'S GO CROIX WE LOVE YOUSPRING TRIPLE CROWN TIME
>>562989278love my faggy boy
>>562989278nyes
How will cyjews ever recover from the shart falcon event exposing their retardation? All they had to do was add auto.
you were not welcomed here in the first place t/v/oon
>>562989228>>562989260she's just not an April person, despite her name (Sakura) suggesting otherwise
>>562989278Congratulations on figuring that out. Now you can stop giving him attention
>>562988331
>>562988843what this tells me it that End is the worst of all
>>562989278First time dealing with /v/erming? They are awfully brown and disgusting aren't they
>>562989278Sadly yeppers. I could probably generate even better ones on my very outdated SD
>>562989278It sucks that slop spam is not bannable but it's very easy to filter at least.
>>562989351Yes, he’s going to Tenno Sho Spring and continuing with jockey Kitamura. He’s never ran that distance before but his sire is Kitasan who did win it so might as well give it a try. It’ll be so hype if he somehow manages to pull it off honestly https://x.com/keibalab/status/2041720322651779401
>>562987921119 950 816 506
>>562989397>>562989503Case in point
>>562989487It doesn't help that there's so few Ends in general, while almost everyone is a Pace/Late.
>>562989605What goes on at Hotel Umapyoi
Reminder that /v/ma is based because they bullied the AIslopper out of their threads
I just finished Dia's career story and I thought that it was extremely generic and pretty boring. I was expecting more but it's just another one of those "I want to race to win" stories with barely any excitement or character development. Her story arc of needing to win a G1 to break the jinx also completely falls apart if you decide to win one of the junior year's December G1 races, and even if you don't do that, the whole jinx part of her story didn't feel as impactful as I was expecting. I didn't get the hot springs event so I don't really have the full experience to comment on, but she didn't feel as for (You) as most of the posts about her led me to believe. That being said, Dia is extremely cute and I like her a lot as a character, and I'm also a big fan of her racewear with the big sleeves.
AMAZONS BROWN SKIN WAS JUST A TAN ALL ALONG????
>>562989852CringeWe love AI art here
>>562989902that was old concept also no underwear
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>>562989278Yeah see >>562989397 >>562989503 it doesn't try to hide itself since it seeks attention, and it was also BTFO'd from /v/for posting sloppa so it has a hatred for them
Smart Falcon? More like My Spherical Wife
>>562988843>Ramonu is midnooooooooooo
>we
>>562989960>we
>>562989445>>562989260>>562989228It's an evaluation for the upcoming Chanmi. I don't know why they even bother because no one is going to be running half these girls for a mid distance dirt race but I guess it's just for those really curious.
>Dude MANT is a F2P friendly mode!>upgrade my umas to 4*>suddenly start losing almost no races even without fukukitaru>meaning any umas you pull have to get multiple copies or have a ton of statues bankednoticing
Requesting S.Maru sloppa
>>562989960Don't associate me with a streetshitting dalit like you.
>>562989645every uma is
>562989984What nonsense are you talking about dumb t/v/ranny? Why are you even accusing me of doing AI slop when I hate it, I mean why I am even bothering asking this questions, you are paki brown shit eating fag so of course you have 8 INT
ntr has a MASSIVE rack
>>562990232
>>562990213fuku is borrowed because it's +30 on all stats, 3 to 5 star is +20 on all stats. genuinely you're playing with an extra card
>>562989960True. I love Ai art
>>562990213going from 3* to 4* is like +10 on statsI doubt you're winning just because of that
>>562990402That's not SMaru
>>562989984So just this guy again then
yeppers in only sexy in ai art
I updated my filters and now half of the thread is goneI miss you guys, not actually
>>562990375NTR!
>>562990375Nowhere near as large as her fivehead
>>562990480Excuse me for being ignorant, but what do magical horse girls even do?
>pre-debut fast learnerSweet. I can already tell none of my cards are finishing their shit.
>>562989605Invite sent!
>>562990587don't be sayin' that...
I wanted to run a chill 32 minute 5k today but it ended up 30 minutes instead because Blow My Gale started playing
doesn't look like any cute anons are around
>>562990587i want to plap yeppers now damn
>>562990636So there’s this show with six friends…
plappers...
>>562987295>no more name changes after they replaced their danchoboo
>>562990615Yeppers. His word cycle is at least repetitive so it's easy to filter those too
>>562990772Not even you?
>>562990739
>>562990739I hope Windy's eventual alt is good at not wholly determined by weather conditions. I still run her for my TT team and she actually performs decently well but I just know it'd be better if I had anything else worth running.
>>562990772(You)’re here, thoughever
>>562990772I'm literally here
>>562990812I dont get it....
>>562989960>weI liked it too before I realized slop quantity does not quality
>>562990772The one anon who posted his hands I think is still around
ulala is a closet semendemen huh
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE.
>>562989902sex
>>562990751How come they make Yeppers talk like a hick but not Taiki?
>>562991167Taiki is import hick
>>562991130Putting a baby in Teios hellhole
wtf
>>562991167Taiki is american
>>562991167
>>562991130
>>562991108I agree
>>562990796cute feet
>>562991130All you have to do is bully the AIfags.
>>562989984So the falseflag NTRfag and the scatjeet are samefag? I had suspicions but it's clear now at the least. They also use the same words so they both disappear because of my filters.
>>562991130bend over. I'll cover you and keep you safe
>>562991357I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>562991342/uma/ is way too kind, we would never do this unlike /v/ma
>>562991342how are you going to bully someone who jacks off to people hating him
>>562991425>I'll cover youWe have stallions standing stud in this thread?
i love my country girl so much
>>562991559It worked for /v/.
>>562990772Is GrAss Wonder Anon not here?
>>562990615Crazy to think that it was this shithole of a website that got me to learn regex
>>562991615living in a farm means working from 4am to 4pm and spend the rest of the day having sex with Taiki
>>562991515happy for you bwo
>>562991342don't bully Aifags
>>562991615Ten foals MINIMUM
>>562991815We wuv Ai, we h8 AI.
>>562991747I hate the real world so much it's unreal, give me my happy peasant life I deserve with a big titty umamusume.
Tommorow morning, after The Blessed Sacrifice of Iran, a seismic shift in Spiritual Plane will be felt by ALL. Birds will sing divine songs about Umapyoi. Super Creek will appear to me in my bedroom window (IN THE FORM OF A TRANSLUCENT RABID DOG). I will reconstitute her Aryan Form – make her “WHOLE” – with my ESSENCE OF CHRIST. We will procreate and give birth to The Race of The Warriors. The weak and malignant will no longer compete in CMs. GREAT THINGS ARE COMING TO UMAMUSUME, THE “HOTTEST” GATCHA ON EARTH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! GODSPEED
Should I spend 2*300 statues to upgrade two of my favourite umas to 4*, or should I save them to upgrade my oshi from 4* to 5*? I feel like if I upgrade to 5* then any future spooks will feel wasted as I'd no longer need the star pieces.
>>562990751ok she is also cute on the ssr card but thats ither model is uglyshe could be the erokawai country girl but they made her bland and ugly>bijin name>she is not bijin at all
>>562991952based
>>562991357Cindy season 3 when, I want VILLAIN Creek.
>>562989886You have hot sex with her at the beach at the end of her character story
>>562991607umas are secretly futas and reproduce with each other
What makes Ramonu wit a good card?
>>562991989Just use them now
>>562991815we love AI here
>>562991815Okay, I'm just gonna bully Ai instead
>>562992319i don't know
>>562992319huge stat output and universal medium and mile gold skill (the most common distances)
If I have 1500 paid smackaroonies from buying a ticket should I just spend them on one of the anniversary guaranteed banners or noIs there any other paid-only banners of note in the near future, I can't imagine it gets any better than the current 'get a random SSR'
>>562991559truei am literally edging right now
>>562992448I like to save them for daily pulls to get closer to spark, the paid banners are still RNG since the pool of cards is so big
>>562992319Mejiro Boobies
>>562991559he doesn't. >>562989984
>>562992448just save them, you will use paid tickets in the future, once you have 5000 paid carats you will be ready for step up gacha whenever that releases on global, that's how you use paid carats don't waste them on scamcha
>>562992448You can gamba for an uma. Daily pulls are bigger gambas but will save you 1k carats IF you spark the banner.
sex
>>562992340Thanks, anon.
>>562992590Whats a step up gacha? When was it implemented in JP?
The only good AIbro we had is the bushGOD. Where the fuck did he go? Please come back
>>562992756Based
>>562992756I'm still conflicted how upgrading stars does so little
>The AI jeet scat poster is from /v/>It's the same guy who spams here and got mindbroken by buhis>He is behind the falseflag to ruin our NTR anon reputationYeah it all makes sense now, /v/ is the breeding ground for retard normalfags, who then go out there and shit out the rest of the boards with their "le chungus edginess"Holy shit I wish we could nuke pakistan and all of india already
>>562992952You literally borrow fuku to get two stars worth of stats.
>>562992774You pick 10 SSR cards or 10 umas to be on rateup.There are 5 10 pull you have to do, 1500 paid carats each.First and second 10pull is like normal, but with the rateups you selected, 3rd and 4th 10pull have a guaranteed random SSR or 3* uma from what you selected like the scamcha, 5th 10pull you can pick which card or uma will appear guaranteed , then the other 9 rolls work the same as normal.No idea when it was implemented, only have seen it on videos.
>>562992756nyoooooooooo i want this cute as well
historically accurate uma porn is the best part of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby!
>>562993016>ruin our NTR anon reputationNigga, shut the fuck up. Your faggotry will not be excused just because you're pointing out another faggot
>>562987561she's a Bakushin descendant alright
CHECK PRESENTS
>>562993016You allowed him to stay, we bullied him out of /v/
>>562993280here are 2 soft presents
>>562993341Not me, I piss upon his izzat
>>562993280>near 60k alreadyIM COMING FOR YOU NISHINO
>>562993280>1500 caratsCYGENEROUSOdds I use them on the gay bannerEvens save for Nishino
>>562992448there will be an upgraded version where you still get a random SSR but it's a 1 out of 10 instead of a 1 in 60 but you also have to roll 5 times
>>562993280cygenerous...
>>562993280Cygenerous...
>>562993387sniff
>>562993016>Became a schizo because he got told to fuck off from /v/ for being a mentally ill erper and slop spammer>Found a home here because he can hornypost with AIslop as much as he wantsHey if the shoe fits
>>562993341this thread can't even bully the off topic staygold faggot out who doesn't play the game you expect people here to bully out a seething retard
>>562993601If it's not scat I welcome slop porn, it's either pretty good or pretty funny
I CANT STAND IT ANYMOREWHERE IS MY EXTRACTION POINT /V/MA
>>562993457I'M ALREADY COMING FOR NISHINO THOUGH
>wei
>>562993689Except none of the slop he posts are those. They're literally just NAI garbage and basic NAI model
>>562993280GLORY TO CYGAMES
>>562993718Not here, fuck off back to /v/
>A present, to apologize that global sucks so muchWTF cygames you didnt need to say that...
is teio sexy or not?
>>562993823then tell your boyfriend to stop banning people so we can fuck off
>>562993076FOUND IT
>>562993886Teio is the mother of my children
>>562992590>>562992774>>562993076Step-up banners came with the 3rd anniversary.
>>562993905I would have been dead by then
spe lost
CYGENEROUS
>>562993905>>562993953Enough time to gather 5000 paid carats from selector banners then.
>>562993905>Kita limited paid banner Are all anniversary banners Kita? What the fuck
>>562992729>hishi amazon tan lines
>>562993886Only when she closes her mouth
>>562994051retard
>>562993905dog ain't no one going to be playing in a year
>>562993763wei
>>562994046>>562994051
Rudolf, Oguri, and Brian all make decent grandparents for a Late, right? I don't want to loop in Dober since she'll eventually be the parent, and I really don't want to fuck around with Ryan runs while looping because Pump is so fucking inconsistent and I'm not wasting clocks in a parent run for anything other then the Tiara, while those 3 just fucking win.
will YOU buy the carat packs
>>562991305american women look like this and talk like this
END CLOSER
I didn't get S or fast learner but this seems like its an okay Oguri for my first try
>>562994159How much is 10k paid carats in total
>>562994104>>562993907so the mask stays on?
>>562994159That's obvious, you only do the character one. You save regular carats for the card banners.
>>562994280looks bretty good
>>562993718What club are you in? We're desperately trying to find lost anons
is Rice Shower tried for her crimes yet?
Will NOT use Ryan
>>562994091is it true or is she acutally brown?
>>562994280>shake it out>memes and beyond>no uma2Very interesting choices. Looks nice, that ignited spirit power is sick.
>>562994281Like 140 bucks outside of deals.Pulling just the character banner is 70 bucks which is more than worth to potentially guarantee multiple umas.
>>562994452How about now?
>>562994159>5000 paid carats to get the guaranteed 1/10 card you wantKEK LMAO EVEN
>>562994508holy PUKEOLA
>>562994508rare erotic ryan image
>>562994508Granny
>>562994503deal so good it's like you're stealing their money
>>562994294whoa forgot the art
>>562994508predator eyes
>>562994280for b finals looks great
>>562994503>potentially guarantee multiple umaI guess it's good unless your RNG is so bad you only get to guarantee at step 3 and 4
>>562994280Just borrow a fucking Tachyon parent if you don't want to make one yourself
>>562994676guh
>>562994281Mortgage? 10 months + you get 5k free carats.Or you can cough up 70 bux for paid selector and 6500 paid carats by the time anni comes.
>>562994503the potential guarantee like the potential uma
>>562994706everyone who posts shit like this should be obligated to post their CM umas
>>562994508boy pits
>>562994159that really doesnt sound like its worth 10k paid carats
>>562994948She's actually sometimes very cute.
>>5629947375k for 3 3*s you want vs 4.5k for 3 3*s that you don't wantScamcha is still scamcha
>>562994406The one behind everything
>>562994228No, they should have accelerated some interesting banners with the anni packs to keep me interestedLast time, Summer Maru gave me incentive but this time around my credit card is safe in my pocket. They dropped boyumas? bright? No thanks
>>562995037dont reply to the slopposter...
>>562994948do you think if you placed your balls in her armpit she could clamp down her arm and swing her torso to throw you like a shotput?
>>562995005It's for dolphins to catch up to whales. Superior to scamcha but still a gacha tactic to get you to spend money.If you get the 10k carats with the daily packs or with voucher leftovers it sounds nice.
>>562995146You're right, because he'd post more Ryan and even AI can't fix that
>>562994228Didn't feel worth paying for the carats during MANT.
>>562995146Gomen, gomen, I didn't notice...
>>562987561>outpace pace chasersbut... that's literally front running...
>log in>they just gave all the Falcon prizes and called it a dayGLOBALKEKS STATUS: HUMILIATED
Is it even possible to get 1200 speed on a 0% speed uma with just 1 speed card and no speed sparks? This is the closest I got thus far.
>>562995234MANT is the last freebie youre gonna get.
how many years has it been since slop started getting pumped out? techjeets kept claiming it'll improve but this shit still looks like deepfried ass. it hurts to look at even before I can identify it as slop.
>>562995271You are late to that shitposting by about 20 hours
>>562993718EXTRACTION NOW COME HOME SOLDIERhttps://jiggie.fun/N5_se7
she cant come soon enoughi am in need for a good dirter>>562995037her milkers are very nice>>562995197dunno but my dick in her sweaty pits would be nice
>>562995271>Didn't grind shit>I only did 1 run in 2 days>Still got all the rewards>HumiliatedNah, they just rewarded my laziness
In preparation of Croix fighting for the Shield for the first time, I have been watching some of my favorite horses at Harutenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-3wQYnc3ZAMiracle is so powerful here, the way he starts to spurt before the final corner he is already overtaking 8 positions ahead of the final straight and keeps the momentum going, literal No Stopping Me in real lifePoor Dantsu Flame good giga blocked here and could not do anything
>>562995310I have 60k currently +2 rainbow crystal, and would be 3 by then, so I hope it's enough
>>562995271>do nothing>win prizesI'll take it. I have a life
>>56299536820 hours flew past in the blink of 13 hours... I'm getting old...
>>5629953101 mlb is alright i have all the crystals still
>>562995396I got my personal prizes and whatever with the rest lmao
>>562995386you don't even play the game retarded faggot
>>562987083Her season was fine, Kitasan was the one who couldn't carry a season if her life depended on it.
>>562995470110k + 2 here, im in the green. Hope cunny drops fast.
>>562995310idk why people keep posting this image when it has mcqueen wit as a must pull (a pace chaser exclusive card)
>>562995368>>562995271i still didnt get the ticket???
>>562995271>do 1 or maybe 2 runs a day >still get rewardsThey care so much
>>562994159So it's 1k per 10 roll, not 1.5k?
>>562995551Would have been the same if I didn't all spark...
I love Rice
>>562995585/uma/ doesn’t know how to evaluate cardsThey need to be spoonfed
QRD on why our resident Java Island NTR anon has gone insane and started spamming AI garbage?
kek we got 1500 apologems for the Falco mission being so grindy. Meanwhile Japs grinded an extra trillion fans and didn't get shit
>>562995435isn't it too early to prepare for Haruten? It's next month after all, I'd rather think about the first leg of the classics instead
>>562995641All spark? As all uma scam banner? Everyone here told you its a scam.
>>562995470>by thenBy when?If you're not a retard then rolling on human rights banners is never a problem. If you buy monthly packs you can even easily roll on the later specialist cards>>562995585>Tach MLB It's a pace focused image
>>562995367maybe it hurts because you are reminded of jeets when you look at it
>>562995609Post a Kawakami Princess now
DOUBLE DOMINATOR IS SO FUCKING GAY IT WAS FINE WHEN PEOPLE WERE USING IT FOR OSHI PVP BUT NOW EVERYONE'S "OSHI" IS OF COURSE XOBUHI CAP FUCKING HELL I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IN BUT I MIGHT JUST DO SO BECAUSE AT LEAST IT SEEMS PEOPLE ARE BUILDING STRONG ENOUGH RUDOLFS AND GRASSES THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY WINNING ROOMS THEY'RE SPREADING THEIR AIDS IN AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY RUDOLF IN CM BUT MAN I JUST WANT TO PLAY FRONTS
>>562995367Slop has improved but browns will be browns they will never stop eating shit from the ground.
is this good or al I copingangling and radiant not pictured
>>562995805>XOBUHI>literally the only uma you knew you had to roll from day 1Kek. Look at this newcutie
>>562995367it has improved but these guys are still using models from like three years ago because they're too poor to run the new ones
>>562995624It scales up from 500 and the last is 1.5k
>>562995805>i just want to play fronts
>>562995534you forgot to mention that shit in your mothers mouth today seapag tranny
>>562995805>MAN I JUST WANT TO PLAY FRONTSI am guessing your CM team is VBourbon + SMaru + Seiun then?
>>562995709I wanted Doto so I sparked for her. I got like several new 3* so it was worth the spark>>562995714By when Tachyon drops. Not buying the monthly packs though
>>562995867Is good
>>562995271I just watched a video where a guy dissects the whole thing and says it was mathemathically impossible for us to reach it from the very get go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLZChpDMAS8
>>562995901uh oh melty, neck yourself retarded larping jeet
>>562995714Then what the fuck is Smaru Speed and Daiwa wit doing there then? Both of those are front cards. >>562995678>incapable of looking at what gold skill(s) a card gives and throwing it into a training stat output calcgrim
>>562995867I mean, it will get you to finals but its a tossup. No aptitudes and you wasted shitton of points on double circling like a dumbass but i assume you had all the skills you can take.
>>562995867>no DD+PPIt's over.Also why are you double circling Right Handed & Spring Runner? Not worth the investment
/v/ma was a boon because the thread shitters we’re naturally drawn to the faster threadAnd now they’re back here
>>562995994Do you really need a nigga yapping in your ear about that?Can't you just pull up a calculator and figure that out yourself
>>562995994we needed 666b fans per day, we can barely reach half of thateven during a weekend it would have been hard for the server
>>562995805I'd have made something sovlful if an ace run didn't take 1 hour and didn't need 20 minutes to even know if it needs to be glued. I like this game but not "5 hours a day" kind of like.
>>562995547I ment more as a character, she just wasn't really interesting and this carries over to the gacha. Her career was a snoozefest
>>562995767good tasteshe is sadly not that popular
>>562995885cute
>>562995692Mochiron, I will be watching the Oka Sho, the Nakayama Grand Jump, and the Satsuki Sho in the coming daysBut longKINO just have a special place in my heart, I just enjoy them more than other distances, this is where the truly strong win, there are no strikes of luck here, you either can run over 3000m or you can'tTruly a test of endurance and wit
>>562996026Maru is there because you only need one. Scarlet is fairly marked optional.I don't know, I didn't make it.
>>562995994I would have watched if he at least kept it under 5 minutes. There's absolutely no reason for the video to go over 15 minutes
>>562996068>wasted shitton of points on double circling like a dumbassI don't think that's a TT uma. For CM you need to double circle skills
>>562996127Just use hachimi so that it only takes 40 minutes
>>562996098I need to do my mant runs my man. Also I like the autism.
>>562995005It's only 5k per, just you can do one for cards and one for umas. 5k for two desired umas and then a selector as well is a pretty decent deal, cards sucks much more for the reason cards always suck
>>562995994>17 minute video>for a calculation which takes seconds to performFucking sloptubers...
>>562995947oki>>562996083I already bought every velocity skill available
>incompetent to stand trial
>>562996304No the card banner is the better of the two scamchas in this case
why do we have to deal with t/v/oons and why do they act like they own this general?i want those disgusing insect parasites out of our general
>>562995883I'm being hypocritical because she's on my team, but I don't want to play sacrificial debuffers so I'm doing her + 2 fronts. I should have said I don't want to play sacrificial debuffers instead of I want to play fronts specifically. >>562995896I've seen the posts here and might go for it, but I'm not yet convinced of the consistency because I've played Scarlet in a few CMs before but she didn't do much.>>562995910XOguri Sei VBobo
>>562996183Fair enough, but dont see the point in even using the half anni selector on Smaru when you should have MLB Tach and Kita (and GL really likes having high spec priority cards). Just wonder how many people are going to get duped by dubious images like this given how much misinfo is out there.
>>562995994Anyone with a calculator could guess as muchAt most, being unrealistically optimistic, the playerbase is 400kDivide that by the total amount required and you get how many fans should each user farm average, and then remember some guys don't even play daily and botters for some reason stopped being smug assholes and also dropped the game
>>562995687He got jealous of spics pumping out a ton of OC and since he can't even doodle a stick figure, he resorted to AI
>>562995994a whole ass video essay to say the game's ded lmao
>>562996223Not only stupid, but a FAGGOT I cry for you
>>562996358I like this image
What are the actual stam requirements for CM12 if there are gonna be so many debuffers
>>562996410Make one and see how the rooms go and where she activates at. Also make end rudolf dominator to double down on the debuffs.
>>562996408you're one of them though fucking retard lmaoimagine not even playing the game and wasting your life on this, I guess it sucks being filipino and working at jolibees
>>562995435Thanks for posting these Topro bwo, I'm excited to watch horse races too
>>562996193>>562996315I can't help but admire those guysYou have to be a specially brave and shameless kind of individual to stretch a minute of content into 15 minutes, and at the same time subtly telling everyone who watches your shit they're retarded because anyone with a phone could figure it out
>>562996343>I already bought every velocity skill availableGrimmy
>>562996358Kek.
>>562996537Lel, stupid
>propaganda
>>562996410>XOguri Sei VBoboShameful
>>562996358>tyroneAnd then they fucked
>>562996628but there are 9 of them...not including the ones that are oo
>>562995687He's probably trying to show /v/ that he's "fitting" just right in here since he's been doing this ever since he found out that uma threads on /v/ were banned.At least he's mostly being ignored so there's still hope for us
the general was so comfy without /v/ insect subhumanskill every /v/ma insect
>>562996343Like the other anon said this Kita will def get you to a finals, but whether or not she can actually win it depends on the lobby. 2 other competent fronts and she wont do well (but finals is all matchmaking rng anyway)
I think that Dia has one of the cutest winning animations. Look at her happy face.
>>562996408we tolerate t/v/oons because their dogshit posts are still more tolerable than your best slop posts you cowshit eating jeet
>>562996605You described a brownoid. You respect browns, you worthless worm?
>>562995435I'm keeping my expectations low for Croix going into the Tenno Sho, especially since he hasn't run on anything past 2500m yet. But I commend them for being ballsy and taking the risk to begin with, especially after the recent Yoshida comments about Haruten. I am really rooting for him to get the spring triple crown, it would also set him apart from Equinox and carve his own path while also accomplishing what Kitasan couldn't. It's gonna be really hard though, but it should definitely be a fun race regardless
>>562996843>>562996574afraid to respond like a faggot you are?
bait used to be masturbatable
>>562996872She's excited because everyone who loses visits Satono Island, and not exactly as a tourist
>>562996217what? explain
>>562995687why do you think our NTR anon is the one posting this garbage? do you even read the thread or your brown eyes just dart to the posts with the most replies only?
>>562996605It should only be hard at the start but once you get your fanbase even if it's small, they'll watch your videos even if they're 15 minutes long. I dare say even without an adblocker or while on mobile.
Is anyone here NOT running Oguri? Bonus if you are also not running dominators
>>562996995Well then, it's a good thing that I'm her trainer and not one of the losing umas!
>>562996951https://files.catbox.moe/smahks.mp4
I will run three aces in Group B and pray that most of my matches won't have debuffer subhumans
I am a cardlet who does not know how to build med/long umas........................
>>562997036me, I'm running ace grass, Seiun and idk, probably daisca
At this point I wanna go to the irc to tell the mods take away the /v/ma posters
>>562996872I like Finemo's little wave for G2/3 wins
Welp
>you're brown>no you're brown >no YOU'RE brown >NOOOOOOOOO Y O U ' R E B R O W NIs there anyone even Caucasian who posts here? According to people here the majority of our posters are minorities of some sort.
/uma/ is brownWe embrace our brownnessIf you dont like being brown, then you may leave
>>562997036idk what I am running besides Digitan. Everything else is auto-selected, so until that is available I don't know the rest of my aces
assuming DOMINATOR, how do I even build her for this CM, and which cardsor do I just run Grass / Tachyon
>>562996776I'm a metafag I just dislike debuffs
>>562997036I'm running Vbobo and Kita since I like them a lot and they are very cute (fronts being super good this track obviously helps.I used to have a gambler Dober as my third ace but even when proccing her unique she barely managed to catch up to my fronts. I also was losing to XOguris by neck a lot in rooms so I had to swap her out for VFlash....
>>562997036Ace Fuji, ace Kawakami, ace Dia.I'll take those bonus points now.
>>562997091Hot
>>562995373where did it go
>>562997036Running one dominator instead of two, thats about it.>>562997243End closer, all hesitant hints and intense gaze.
>>562997036Triple lates my belovedwhich means at least one of them will have dominator
Since when do we hate AI slop?
>>562996781does that mean golshi stabbed torena to death and then fucked his corpse?
>>562997243watch the WITGOD video, he has a section about debuffers
>>562997389We have literally avoided threads because of slop OPs I'm not sure why this is presented as news
>>562997289>you'll never dance a passionate horizontal tango with fujiWhy live bros...
>>562996996higher fps, also instantly skips event text (which is what eats your time in MANT)
>>562997412send WITGOD video>>562997359she has C for end, how does that even workEnd Sparks with Wit / Power or what
>>562997389You don't remember us dogging sloper made threads?
>>562997342What club are you in?
>>562997204I don't have Fine Motion but she does look very cute there.
>>562997524IF YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU'RE BROCKED
>>562997389we dontits the t/v/annies that infiltrated our general because they got blown away from /v/
>>562996996Hachimi lets you uncap the frame rate which does make the game play a bit faster, but it's maybe like a 5-10% time save at most. That guy is just trying to spread schizo rumors about Hachimi's capabilities to get people to hate it.>>562997468>also instantly skips event textlollmao
>>562997214I'm white but also a minority
>>562997405That's also acceptable
>>562996920I had the same thought process, Croix has no experience with real long distances, but it will be fun to see him at least try for itI'm expecting Admire Terra to win this Haruten since he did great at the Hanshin Daishoten
>>562997476You truly are a new guy, arent ya...
>>562997468>>562997608uhhh, how banneable is this?>>562997476https://youtu.be/vkb8ssW3buE?t=407
Which card for Kitasan? Running 3 wit 1 power + TopRo borrow
>>562996891>cowshitwhy did you mention your dinner? no one asked pajeet
>>562997657It should be more bannable than Sweepy but no one has yet to be banned for it
>>562997649Sexy fraud
>>562996771
>>562997657been using it for 5 years on JP
>>562997649Damn that's cute.
>>562996437why did botters stop? Was it because they would get caught?
>>562997812This is the second time someone made an edit with my WP ss
>>562997652narita top slop
>>562997871Apparently they didn't want JPfags to complain/know how bad the botting situation in global is. Yes, I don't think it makes sense either.
Excuse me???
>>562997657>uhhh, how banneable is this?there have been no proof of any bans that were caused by using hachimi. it's all just quality of life stuff anyway, except for the fps uncap making runs faster, if you want to be dishonest about it.
>>562997405she's so silly
>gave up 5 run because purple speed by the NHK mile with subsequent 5th+ placeHoly fuck, how unlucky can one be
>>562997871Apparently now they care about being exposed, even though it's obvious cygames knows who they are, and just let them>>562997992That's just them admitting to being little bitches and their bot broke
>>562997992>eden almost flatlininglmao
>>562997653>>562997657I just came back to the grind recentlywhat are the sparks on this? 9 wit 9 power?
>>562997657>baneable
>>562997657anon if they're not banning 24 hour botters, you're safe with 60fps
>>562997342You would be wise to tell me which club you're in.
>>562997978narita sloproad
why is there this much sloppa?
>>562997871>>562997992They unironically and had a schizo momento that the event was meant to lure and bait them out so they decided to rest while the Falco event is going on.
>>562997871Mathwise it would take nr.1 team that earns 450 mil a day 2000 exact same clubs to get 1.5 trillion within given time limit. So they didnt even bother.>>562998106Sparks dont fucking matter, its a debuffer. Just get end aptitude to A.
you merely chose to be brown. I was born in the SEA, molded by it
>6 contributors on sweepyit's getting crowded around here
>>562997676None, you max speed with 2 speed cards
>>562997978>>562998198What sloppa do you use
>>562998201The Blackrock employee returned probably
>>562998201pet scatjeet having a melty, throw a rock if you feel like it
Mogs CM but It's On didnt proc so its useless for 90%
>>562998265Yeah and I only have one (Top Road, 35 spec priority) who do I take for my second card?
>>562998171i am the dancho
>>562998298>meltyYeah you
>>562998171I am danchou
>>562998265retard
excuse me
>>562998271bwo he's just stealing it on pixiv and that's the basic NAI model so it's NAI.
>>562998348>medium ADOA
>3 pace 6 late room>my groundwork xoguri fails to take the pace promotion>promoted oguri had 800 power + shrewd step?????????
>>562998271pixiv
>>562997036I'm doing Ardan + Grass (ace)Trying to figure out a third Uma between Eishin, FineMo, or Halloween Creek
>>562998498oh bullshit who the fuck is grinding Medium S in this environment
>>562997676please help a retard out /uma/ my TP is about to cap..
>>562998350event shakur
>>562998373>>562998426https://jiggie.fun/sNFmWc
healthyplappableumas
>>562998714What are your other cards retard your description is worthless
>>562998714Kitasan is 20% speed. You only need 1 speed for her
>>562998612I borrow 8 medium tachy for a reason
>>562998714Jordan
Sorry danchou I don't feel like doing more than two runs today, I'm playing Needy Girl Overdose instead
>>562998804thanks anon
>>562998612Literally the easiest scenario thus far to get distance S because of the free affinity
>>562997760>>562997827>>562998063>>562998143none of you posted the oguri picture so I don't think you're trying to screw meI'll google it when I leave work and see if I take the leap
>>562995805>frontkek calling others buhilmao I'll build double dominators now
beat a dacchi in a public room
I love stallions.
>>562998919grinding a 10% chance at best for hours on end with 5 borrows seems like crazy bitch tier
>>562998937Around 40~60% of /uma/ will die if they ban you for using Hachimi. Heck, most of our anons can't even live anymore without using hakuraku which needs hachimi installed to work.
>>562998939you don't even play the game
>>562998769gee I fucking wonder what the 3 wit cards are
>>562999017whats a dacchi
>>562998937
nishino flower hurry up
>>562999182
>>562998556already evaded your ban tranny?
>>562999182nyo...
>>562999232please be patient
Why is Tama so obsessed with being cheap? Doesn't she make enough from races?
>>562999419grrr slutty erotic foal get pregnant grr...
>>562999574Being poor is a state of mind.
>>562999419>>562999349uh oh, won't even respond because you're a coward
>>562999574To quote another anonPoorfags who come across money goes one of two waysThey spend it all until they go back to being poor againOr they don't spend it at all and still act like poorfags because they don't want to lose it all
>>562998201scatjeet kept telling /v/ma to fuck off to /vg/ so they did, now he's mad that they are here. It's honestly pretty funny.
>>562999065It is unironically like 30% chance minimum if your non-borrow parent is ass and only gets better with an improved non-borrow parent.
I'm gonna make triple Dominators faggot
>>562999809Doto wouldn't do that...
REMEMBER THAT ALMOND EYE HAD SEX
>>562999760that's not how probabilities workyou can't add the separate rolls together
>>562999760now find one with groundwork
>>562998348There's no way angling and scheming is going to do anything meaningful unless you were already in 1st place
>>562999574Historical regional stereotype being projected onto the character.Tokyo/Edo was the seat of the shogun and samurai, prioritizing hierarchy, etiquette, and "proper" behavior. Osaka was the center of commerce and merchants. Merchants were viewed by samurai as motivated only by money, a stigma that persists in the stereotype that Osaka is obsessed with money and loud haggling, whereas Tokyoans find talking about money lowly and uncouthFor what it's worth, I found it way easier to converse with Osakans when I was in Japan, they were far more open and less guarded than people in Tokyo.>>562999809pic related
>>562999937he's betting on no front lobbies and winning the pace promotion
Not even with inspiration reroll does this stop being painful. Completely dead run, even though I got really good RNG training wise, because I can't get Dirt to A.
next thread will be Dober
>>562999969>Merchants were viewed by samurai as motivated only by moneyYeah it's almost like they had to actually earn their wealth instead of sitting on the fortune their family built centuries ago.
>>562999921>you can't add the separate rolls togetherProbability just from 1 parent0.93 * 0.93 * 0.955 ~= 0.8262 inspirations per run0.826 * 0.826 = 0.6821 - 0.682 = 0.318That's without considering any sparks on your other parent.>>562999924
>>563000183how much does this subscription cost?
>>562999735>He thinks we are here
>>562999937Its actually quite likely that if you dont bring your own front that most rooms simply wont have one due to xoguri double dom being so memed.You do worry about Seiun Sky but honestly it has to be a pretty powerful Seiun to really threaten the Xoguri horde
>>563000183We will never get this
just bring End Closers and Dominator won't hit them
>>563000308Like $13? You get the inspiration reroll, instant parent feature (5 tickets), 5 more borrows, more friend space (first time purchase only). And if you get the spark lock/reroll pass as well it bumps up the 5 auto parent tickets to 10.
>>563000417>you now remember people getting ryan and dober uniques on their pace chasersIt's fascinating how you guys never seem to learn
>Rudolf easily wins every race besides the Haruten because I can never get enough stamina and the game throws Super Creek Rice and McFat at me as rivalsI HATE THIS RACE
>>563000483You will in like 4 years
tricked oguri into sucking my ninjin but she bit it clean off...
>>563000183Don't give up, I haven't been able to make anything better than this, but the runs are consistent at least
>>563000701boing
>>563000308Isn't the subscription basically just the daily carat plan with some more bonuses?
>>563000810>even in 5 years of game, guts is worthlessLmao
>>563000791did she compliment the taste
>>563000810another stolen screenshot
>>563000603>more friend spaceaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
how important is dodging + prudent for front runners?
How's the longevity of pace speed Tachyon?I might dump 2 sparks on her banner if she'll stick around long enough for me to get back a stash
>>563000946No, they're two separate passes.In total right now there are 4The daily carat pack oneThe battle passThe spark reroll/lockAnd this new one.
Yeah, i'm done, i'm fucking calling it quits. Card event chains not happening fucking broke me down. This is the third fucking run in a row where three of my card's even chain doesn't event reach the second fucking event, and i'm even using a sack speed fuku to remove one chain. Doesn't fucking matter, game just fucking wastes my time, and i'm done eating shit.
>>563001092As important as you are to me.
>>563000994yes
>>563001251(you)
WHY EISHIN FLASH ACTS AND LOOKS LIKE A TRAD WIFE IRL
>>563001291So totally worthless? Damn
>>563001092You don't need as bad as GW, but it's great to have. Might as well start grinding for GW + DD + PP on your front parents
>>563001251Please be in [club]
>>563001092it's gambleprudent has phase_random conditionbut if they both fire at the same time you get higher speed target somehow
>>563001251skill issue
>>563001251You rike MANT yet?
>>563000183>>563000603>uma is p2w now
Kill yourself frog poster.
despite everything I still like my umadacchi
>>563001291i fucking hate you tho
>>563001590wei....
>>563001498>now
Do we have Tachyonsissies itt?
I only come to your general to fap at the sloppa.
>>563002270If a guy started to autistically ramble about something like that I'd start making out with him just to shut him up
Are you really this bored?
I hope not.
[ - ] lolnow what faggy
i want to wanko to yanko manko
>>563002270We have plenty of currenxisters
>>563002414its literally one faggot whos been spamming since the /v/igger raid last night. probably just here to justify a manufactured hatred of /vg/ thats omnipresent on the shithole that is /v/
>>563002497Do not wanko to yanko manko
Daring Tact...
Explain why this doesn't work to recover energy with Seiun Sky alone?
>>563002809seiun cuck is useless and only good for cleaning torena's carat cheese
>>563000235merchants were rightfully considered morally bankrupt parasites for most of history.
>>563002704Never ever
rickey soon
>>563002809Seiun Sky is not a cat
>>563002937And yet society literally can't function beyond a subsistence state without trade.
>>563002969tacto sexo
>>563002937Most?
>>563002809Seiun Sky is a cat, but Director Akikawa eats it all before you can give it to your trainee
>>563002976retarded faggot who doesn't even play the game lmfao
>>562999969Osakans are the nicest people and will literally walk up to you to try and talk to you in english for no other reason than they're friendly. Osaka is probably my favorite place in the like, 4 different areas I've been in.
horse milk
7 /uma/ blows up. Last threadOdds I blow upEvens /v/ma is permabanned
>>563003187
>>563003187Rip...
>>563003187What the fuck
>>563003163Its actually not that bad
>>563003187It's fucking over
>>563003187SHIRAOKI-SAMA APPROVEDWE'RE DYING TONIGHT
7 and everyone in this thread will find true love.
if 7, sex with fuku and shiraoki 3p
>>563003187But /v/ma is already permabanned This is the end of uma in 4chan?
>>563003187It took 24 hours for /v/ma to kill /uma/
>>5630031873 and i defuse anon and the thread
>>562995805This is the best CM ever, I will make every frontkek mald with dominator+triple hesitant front runners
next thread won't blow up
They should add Belno in the game, even as an NPC would be good enough
>>563003187I hereby bless this thread with a 1 and prevent the bombing
>>563003658There will be no next thread, Shiraoki-sama deemed it so
>>5630031877 and your spell is undone and nishino flower will cause you to clock out every run by the satsuki sho
Left or right?
3 rapists above me..
how do (you) read X.Oguri?X-Ogurior Xogurior Hoguri
>9* power with 3* white lightning >no spurt Fuck it, 9* pwr 4* spurt is the best I got then
>>563003874>4 (死)it's so fucking over
AIEEE IT CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>563003970
>>563003993Curren Cute
>>563003993Zog-oo-riHog-oo-ri
>/uma/ trying to change the inevitable7 and any attempt to revive /uma/ also explodes
>>563002270we have shakursisters
>>5630031877 and I impregnate Shiraoki so that our kid can break the curse
>>563004019Sweep Pea...
Mejiro Doba
>>563003993zogurizoggers
9 and you can save yourself by farming more fans for Falco!
>>563004019this is sexo
I wonder what my vros are up to, or if now they've become bwos
>>563002976retarded cunny archive face
>>563004280One of them was desperately looking for brethren in a jiggie, like a cock-starved whore
>JP only managed to 1.5x their event goal>We're going to hit 2x or maybe even 2.5x ours by the time it's overBros we are CRUSHING jp LMAOOOOO
I rape the next uma posted.
>>563004412>>563004412>>563004412
>>563004280they are spamming AI slop and shitting up all over the place, even in the jiggies
very high quality thread /uma/bros
>>563003187fucking finally
>>562985202spe is by far the furthest, though grass, dasca and vodka are pretty distant as well
>>563000581>just bring end clo…MOTHERFUCKER, META END CLOSER IS ALSO XOGURI
