[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/vg/ - Video Game Generals


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1751074411471768.jpg (772 KB, 2500x3200)
772 KB
772 KB JPG
>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Previous >>562997326
>>
Fuck the Rem faggot plus his thread was late, you won.
>>
File: HDl59S-bEAcJB0s.jpg (205 KB, 1407x1215)
205 KB
205 KB JPG
Sex with Venator
>>
File: HAZuANdacAAw2Jv.jpg (145 KB, 1000x1126)
145 KB
145 KB JPG
>>
Best girl
>>
File: 1688580277014.jpg (807 KB, 3710x4096)
807 KB
807 KB JPG
she does not deserve all the hate
>>
>Graves voice: "so what if I don't wipe my ass? Not like I'm letting anyone in there anyway"
>>
>>
russians forever known as cheating faggots after today
>>
>Download a bunch of mods
>Decide to see how they look by doing bot matches
>Have more fun in 3 matches than I've ever had in this game
So the solution all along was just to fuck around with bots...
>>
File: 1774669174690582.jpg (215 KB, 1206x1216)
215 KB
215 KB JPG
>got wiped by a russian team
>type "cyka blyat cyka clyat" in chat
> no one gets mad or responds

fuck cumskins
>>
>>563033108
>tfw aim too shit to play m1ggers at high ascendant
>but also too good to play hard bot matches without mindless stomping them with a score of 43-0
>>
File: 1692047365780.png (215 KB, 530x242)
215 KB
215 KB PNG
Cheat or wholesome QoL? You decide!
https://gamebanana.com/mods/637275
>>
>>563032885
They were always known as that thoughbeit
>>
>>563033267
>every "pro" uses some obnoxious "QoL" hud mod that's blatantly cheating
>when they smurf, they struggle and get matches where they have absolute shit stats
Ranks genuinely do not mean shit in this game.
>>
Silver objectively needs buffs.
>>
>>563033267
wheres the outlines?
>>
>raise cash prize
>russians blatantly bug abuse
sasuga
>>
>play street brawl for a quick match with the silly items
>sweatiest fucking metaslave niggers you've ever seen in a premade
I do not understand this behavior. this mode isn't even ranked why do people sweat so much its like life or death for them
>>
>>563033728
People like to have fun by winning although it can be annoying at times
>>
File: 1774403603967838.png (193 KB, 620x1312)
193 KB
193 KB PNG
>>563033728
every other brawl match is a premade sweaty shit stomp, I genuinely don't get the appeal other than "haha look how bad these solo queuers are compared to me and my faggot friends in my discord :)"
>>
>half the last thread talking about ascendant rank
>just made it to alchemist rank
spooky
>>
File: 1773145146773178.png (2.79 MB, 2206x2931)
2.79 MB
2.79 MB PNG
Beloved utter failure werewife
>>
>>563033728
Overwatch/Rivals sweats flock to that mode
>>
>>563033557
Nah she's fine
>>
>>563028186
>Same thing happens in mmos when someone finds a bug or a way to gain currency
World First kill of Lich King was taken away and the guild was suspended because they exploited a mechanic.
>>
>>563033728
>>563033847
It's honestly more tolerable when i have something like, dyanmo, giest, on my team vs 7, silver, lash etc. Makes it more tolerable, the problem is if i run into lash rem dynamo 3 stack, then you need to lock in and hide until they ult
>>
>>563033851
I'm in Ritualist, bouncing between 3 and 2 every day
Every drifter i get is a brain dead mongoloid running into walls or chasing 1v6s
Every drifter i'm against is a SpecOPs master tier assassin with full team rotation and perfect farming uptime
>>
>>563033867
Came from overwatch but I actually mainly played mystery heroes, which street brawl has a similar appeal aside from heroes being randomized
>>
>Enemy team with Ivy, Vindicta, Apollo and 7
>Buy knockdown
>Get called a tryhard sweat
>>
>>563033557
this but infernus
>>
>>563032564
It's mainly retards who think other heros like dynamo require aim, her skulls need to be fixed if icefrog wants her to not be played like a gun hero, her summons are just too wonky
>>
File: 1775717320254.png (95 KB, 1299x1800)
95 KB
95 KB PNG
Vindy my beloved
>>
>>563034207
Street Brawl?
>>
>>563034113
This except Venator, for me.
Venator on my team is just some lost pedophile.
Enemy Venator may as well be lore accurate Venator.
>>
>>563032564
>Shoot skulls
>Get disarm
>Watch as she wonders why no succ
>>
why are the bebops on my team always braindead drooling retards
>>
why are the lashes on my team always braindead drooling retards
>>
the m1gger whining is overblown. maybe mirage is a little strong but 99% of the bitching comes from pisslow shitters who can't counter buy. metal skin and dispel magic basically remove m1 heroes from the game. crazy to whine about this when ability spam is so much worse
>>
>>563032564
no one hates her after the nerfs and she is back where she belongs in shit tier
>>
>>563034378
she needs more art and we need less art of the silver troony character
>>
so is night shift gonna lose their sponsor again after this shitstorm?
>>
>>563034803
>mirage
The problem is his nuke ability not the gun
>>
>>563034947
wrong, initiatebro. mirage's problem is his lvl 5 ult cooldown paired with diviners kevlar, scarab being spammable and echo shard tornado
>>
File: 1775718110561.jpg (641 KB, 2492x2514)
641 KB
641 KB JPG
THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS
>>
>>563035056
When should I buy kevlar on Mirage?
>>
File: 1775664328888755.jpg (122 KB, 1059x1046)
122 KB
122 KB JPG
I kinda missed the whole russians cheating at the tournament details, what's the tldr?
>>
>haze 4 kills everyone with no counter
NOOOOOOOO THIS IS LE OP AND UNFAIR HELP ME HEEEELPPP THIS IS LE DRUMPFS FAULT
>dynamo 4 kills everyone with no counter
I heckin love science bro! what a wholesome reddit chungus!
>>
File: Trunkstanza.png (591 KB, 574x542)
591 KB
591 KB PNG
>Check out Night Shift
>Every caster all night: lol why did this team pick Dynamo i dont get it he's so mid lmao
>Team with Dynamo wins every game for 8 hours
are the casters downplayers or do they just not actually play or are they shit or whats goin on here
>>
File: sus gayge.png (86 KB, 565x412)
86 KB
86 KB PNG
>"Pro's" keep picking vindicta
>Dlg wonders in confusion as to why
>Anons repeatedly post the screen cap of the cheat for vindicta ult
>"Pro's" have suspiciously good ult aim
>>
File: 1775718494077.png (1.11 MB, 2048x1938)
1.11 MB
1.11 MB PNG
>>563034862
>she needs more art
Yes
>and we need less art of the silver troony character
No, Silver is a biological woman and do I'm not against her art
>>
File: 1746329533947156.png (982 KB, 1021x1277)
982 KB
982 KB PNG
>enemy gets rejuv
>team keeps fighting into rejuv and dying
>enemy gets rejuv
>team keeps fighting into rejuv and dying, again.

Why. Are. White. ""People""". Like. This?
>>
File: 1775685624448991.png (50 KB, 232x128)
50 KB
50 KB PNG
>>563035209
>>
venator needs buffs asap. 47% winrate is abysmal
>>
>>563033108
I'm looking forward to the PvE mode
Played a bot match after a particularly rough losing streak and fucking obliterated the game in 17 minutes with a half-baked gun rem build
>>
>lose game
>game matches me with the same feeding retards
I left.
>>
>>563035474
pve modes aren't even fun though. they're always easy as fuck and for reddit dads
>>
>>563035364
""pro"" deadlock is retarded and less representative of the actual game and moreso just what a small group of people happen to be good at.
That's why they unironically pretend like Seven is just a dogshit ultbot.
>>
File: 1752377554237.png (1020 KB, 1406x324)
1020 KB
1020 KB PNG
>>563035209
>retarded russians found a way to share souls between 4 members of the team
>retarded tourney organizers let is slide until everyone lost their shit over it
>russians got their win nullified
>yoshi patched the whole thing right after game was done
>>
>>563035392
hrt makes my head fuzzy sowee :3
>>
File: header.jpg (51 KB, 460x215)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
>>563035631
i have high hopes but shouldnt put too much expectations
>>
is seven a "trans"?
>>
Hearing BIRD UP during Talon ult makes me giggle
>>
>>563035763
why the fuck does nobody pick Seven in "pro" play
even when i check Eternus streams Seven is usually raping everyone
>>
Is Silver still perma nerfed with shit that makes her less fun?
>>
>>563036091
thats silver
>>
>play with bebop
>lose a teamfight so we run away
>he attaches a bomb to me and uppercuts me into the deathballing enemy team
>I'm a fucking support paige
Bebopfags deserve the low WR
>>
>>563035884
hotpoo is absolutely going to make it bad.
risk of rain 2 was total ass.
>>
Fleet foot on graves might be secretly OP for the early game, since it helps with chasing enemies and fixes her garbage mobility
>>
File: 1774535002116471.jpg (3 KB, 125x112)
3 KB
3 KB JPG
The game is a MOBA with light shooter/action elements when it should be an action shooter with light MOBA elements
>>
>>563036091
I see no reason to believe otherwise.
>>
>>563035448
>Extremely strong hero needs buffs because I'm bad with them
Kill yourself
>>
>>563036512
Yeah but he redeemed himself with return
>>
Don’t understand how to play doorman. Seems like you’re supposed to poke with the bell to do no damage so that eventually you can buy upgrades for the bell and still do no damage because everybody buys spirit resist.

Beyond that every other doorman I see spends the whole game trying to set door traps only for it to not work
>>
Stop saying retarded everyone, it IS a slur and very hurtful.
>>
How is it called bug abuse if all that it takes to "abuse" the bug is for the 2 laners to ... last hit their own creeps?
>>
>>563037290
stfu retard
>>
>>563036983
they've pigeon holed doorman into a tiktok clip farmer, all you can do is door cart combo into walker/fountain and ult. Bell is shit, gunman is shit, his utility is mostly shit
>>
street brawl is much sweatier than the main game. i have never seen someone going off meta like punch rem
>>
I hope the patch is later today
I cannot stand these metaniggers anymore
>>
>>563037302
yeah but you do it in a clever way
>>
>the best part of silver is turning into werewolf and going beast mode
>her werewolf is extremely clunky to play
how did they fuck up this hard
>>
>>563037404
brool tards are all discord quad stacks trying to abuse the fact that you get rank from brawl to boast about being eternus, of course they are sweaty
>>
>>563037508
>werewolf in 2k26
kek its all about kumihos these days
>>
what does a sinclair do other than go 0/15
>>
bebop has been insanely bad for so long but they are so afraid of him being anything other than a hookbot. he's approaching 40% winrate
>>
Are Silver the new Ivyfags? Nonstop whinging whenever their heroes aren't absolutely broken cancer
>>
>WAH WAH THEY PUNCHED A MINION AND GOT MORE SOULS THAN THEY SHOULD WAAH WAAH DISQUALIFY THEM WAAH WAAH
>Anyway, here's the """"""pro players"""""" using totally not cheating mods that give them:
>better outlines
>better sound ques
>spawn timers
This is COMPLETELY FINE btw. But using mechanics that exist IN GAME is LE BAD AND EXPLOIT AND NEEDS TO BE BANNED.
>>
>>563037619
Specifically target Graves/Dynamo and make their life miserable
>>
>minion souls cease to be communist when you punch them
>this is somehow a bug
>>
File: 1750648851765193.png (125 KB, 625x626)
125 KB
125 KB PNG
>>
>russian bot farms targeting /dlg/ for some reason now
interesting
>>
>>563037717
>more souls from minions
>everyone can see that you're abusing a bug
>other cheats
>no one can see them so it's ~okay~ :smiling_emoji:
>>
>>563037717
It is bad because muttoids are stupid as fuck lmao
>>
File: test.png (443 KB, 1092x810)
443 KB
443 KB PNG
>>
>>563037596
>kumiho
fucking gay give me an actual orange foxgirl
>>
>>563038203
How retarded do you have to be to not realize Vyper is a placeholder model. Even her gun doesn't fit her fire rate.
>>
>>563038228
this but a (literal) fox girl
>>
Oh that's a good spot
That spot there
>>
>RUSSIANS RUSSIANS RUSSIANS
You niggers do realise that every team was full of Russians right? Abrahams was 6 Russians, Leviathan was 4 Russians one Belarusian and one Ukrainian, so effectively 6 Russians and Lowkey W was two Russians a Scotsman a German an Arab (swede) and a Kankerger. Literally only four people in the entire tourney werent Russians of some kind
>>
File: water.jpg (292 KB, 1012x506)
292 KB
292 KB JPG
>>563038395
>it's just a placeholder bro
>he will get +1 pixel next year bro, keep playing
>>
>>563038203
vyper is not even hot but she is 1000x hotter than that repulsive thing on the right
>>
>>563038491
morphling is a literal water in dota 1 it fits
>>
>>563038203
a real man would fuck both at the same time btw
>>
File: 1775678760960206.gif (75 KB, 128x128)
75 KB
75 KB GIF
new hero: guy with hammer (not a fantasy hammer a literal normal hammer)
that just runs around attacking people with it
>>
>>563038203
kek triggered the melty
>>
why does no one care that the hard camp on docks is much more unfair than the mirror camp because you can't melee all three at once? is this game even being balanced at all?
>>
>>563038541
>>563038491
You guys remind about the fact Mirana and Luna still using old as fuck models.
>>
>>563035448
>>563036794
nerf gutshot melee combo but remove the stupid bloom from his gun
>>
The melee venator gimmick completely invalidates melee haze
>>
>>563038826
jungle is still unfinished, according to leakers its going to be the next major update. I'd imagine they'll make stuff like that more symmetrical
>>
Who should I learn to onetrick if I wanted to win more consistently? Someone who doesn't get raped by nerfs like Celeste will be
>>
>>563039162
When are they going to unlock full verticality....
>>
>>563039309
if you are low rank any carry since games will consistently hit 35+ mins, alternatively Mina, since she's a dev pet that will never get nerfed and you can rape low rank lobbies with her easily
>>
File: 1763252384138279.gif (809 KB, 500x281)
809 KB
809 KB GIF
>have bad match
>feed enemy team
>gg go next
>enemy bebop laning with me
>shit talks me
>abandons me for most of lane because I fed last match
>hold lane by myself
>outperform him entirely by the end
HOLY DOPAMINE BATMAN
>>
>>563038826
because it is insignificant tryhard shit. jungle is full of asymmetrical stuff like that.
>>
>>563039445
I see I see, so someone basic who can just farm and win instead of the trannycoded chungus characters they keep adding?
>>
>>563039309
Abrams or Billy.
>low ranks can't parry so you just 1v11
>high ranks they're solid frontliners with good kits
>>
File: images(19).jpg (20 KB, 739x415)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
eternus games are won 90% more often if your team communicates with mics. the other 10% loss is getting outdrafted or having retarded feeders
>>
File: 1775180055188329.jpg (81 KB, 675x675)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>teammates just rush the shrines/1st phase instead of taking out the base guardians first even if we have time to do so
>>
>>563040003
what do base guardians even do? cosmetic objectives
>>
>>563040092
Once the base guardians have been killed, a permanent speed boost is applied to the attacking team's zipline in that lane.

also always good to have them down so enemies are forced to back to defend more often
>>
>>563039924
>team communicates with mics.
mics should be used to talk and socialise, i don't want some russian fag screaming in my ear about walker
>>
>>563039894
Billy does seem cool but I am a retard and melee is hard, can he push lanes?
>>
File: 1772704446599456.jpg (391 KB, 2708x2500)
391 KB
391 KB JPG
>>563033267
>Consider myself good at games
>Got to archon despite not playing much
>"heh... ascendent is probably my skill level."
>Take a break because graves meta tired me out
>Come back and play five or so games
>4 losses, dogshit performance in every one, there was always someone who fed twice as hard at least but my god I never got more than a .5 k/d/a
>Am... am i... garbage?
Hit me like a kick to the nuts
I'm sure it's just me being rusty maybe but it might also be my hero pool is too big.
>>563040092
much faster zip lines which applies to minions too
>>
>>563040335
whoops misclicked on the qol post , free you.
>>
>>563040332
Anyone who can build gun can push lanes. Gun builds are better for pushing because they don't have to use skills to do it and risk getting caught with their skills on cooldown.
>>
>>563040295
>>563040335
so they don't even increase the spawn rate of troopers. Shrines give damage and health boost to troopers, which is what shoves the waves in
>>
File: 1775724312446.jpg (183 KB, 1200x1074)
183 KB
183 KB JPG
>>563035884
If it's good I will never touch PVP modes of Deadlock ever again
>>
>>563040476
Gotchu, seems like I'll give Billy/Abraham a try, thank you
>>
>>563040510
yes and killing 1st phase makes enemy respawns go down by 20, so you could have spent those 20 seconds kililng guardians first then shrines and it would be better macro
>>
shivGAWDS why is this hero so fun? I am starting to get his movement down
>>
>>563040745
thats not how it works LMAO
>>
if my nigger seven was dc'd for 5 minutes of the 8 minute game, why is it still counted a loss?
>>
>>563032245
Calm down Mina!
>>
>>563038638
John Henry hero let's go
>>
>>563038203
>>563038649
lol, mousecucks
>>
How did mirage cancel his dash direction like that?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2743210499?t=03h22m50s
>>
>>563041753
bind scroll wheel down to crouch
>>
Domine protégé me, dum impios interficio.
>>
>>563042087
SENDING BEETLE
NRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH FOR NASHALAH!
>>
>>563032093
>enemy team has haze and wraith
>shit on them all lane
>late game comes
>lose
what's the plan here?
>>
File: image.png (611 KB, 717x717)
611 KB
611 KB PNG
https://statlocker.gg/profile/140127885/matches

I’m at my wits end here. Please help. Was doing fine. Climbed to archon 2 played 2 matches with my buddy lost them both now stuck in a horrendous string of losses. I was phantom 6 before I started playing again but my rank reset when I came back. I CANNOT push past this damn emissary archon block. I don’t want to play Carrys it’s not what I enjoy.
>>
>>563042087
Non
>>
>>563042401
you end the game before 40 minutes
>>
>>563042401
when you hear them farming the jungle walk into it and kill them, there's nothing they can do to stop you.
>>
>>563042617
>I dont want to play carries
so you solely rely on teammates? you deserve to stay at that rank.
>>
>>563042617
support cucks stay losing
>>
File: file.png (729 KB, 1551x810)
729 KB
729 KB PNG
Nice forced loss Valve. Absolute fucking retarded niggers on my team who didn't know you have to stay in Patron Pit to make it immortal. So fucking tired always being paired with subhuman nigger shits who don't know most basic fucking rules.
>>
>>563042887
gg that drifter was me
>>
NERF CELESTE
>>
>>563042617
HAHAHAHAH knowing how miserable rank obsessed fags are make me happy
>>
>>563042887
i was the paige on the enemy team and you lost to me lol
>>
>>563042887
Are you for fucking real? Great dogshit buils by the way, it's like you copied what would normally be a Hase build and slapped it on Drifter, slit your wrists.
>>
>>563042887
>ivyfag eating shit
all is right
>>
Genuinely unwinnable against this comp.
>>
>>563043137
>shiv is dead
just like my games
>>
abrams is incredibly op what the fuck, i thought launch characters were supposed to be bad
>>
>>563043178
It's the I press 4 to win team. Unfuckingwinnable.
>>
>>563043063
Are you leaking in your cage right now?
>>
>>563043282
no i am leaking on your face lol
>>
>>563043225
bro your healbane toxic bullets EE?
>>
>>563043381
why did they make billy when abrams does the job
>>
>>563043225
Abrams has never been below "good" while also being completely braindead
>>
am i retarded or is the AoE indicatoron sinclair's hex not fucking visible to the enemy team 90% of the time?
>>
>>563042887
>weighted bullets
KEK it's kino
>>
>>563042617
how are you losing on dynamo right now?
he has the highest winrate in the game.
>>
>>563042617
couple weird item choices but it doesn't seem like you're just building left-right on some retarded build at least, not a lot of deaths either. Can only assume your item usage is shit and being mostly wasted.

Also stop building so defensive on paige and work on your positioning instead. And stop buying trophy hunter.
>>
>>563043445
Cram it Sethy!
>>
Abrams' passive should have an active component
>>
>>563043568
kys
>>
>>563042617
>>563042887
>2 supports getting their shit pushed in
nature is healing
>>
rockin'
>>563043568
seethin'
>>
>>563042887
That Drifter is using the build named "Devilish." I know because I used to use it too. All gun items, 0 spirit investment. Rend shits out damage early so it's a bad build.
>>
>>563043091
I was Ivy you retard.
>>
>>563043568
fuck off
>>
Shiv's passive should give him permanent +50hp per hero killed with his ult
>>
>>563044018
I accept your concession.
>>
the enemy vyper rapes my team but every vyper on my team is useless, amazing
>>
For the first 100 matches, any new player should have their minimap increase in size and cover entire screen for full match the moment minions touch the base Guardians.
>>
>>563044018
>>563043568
kill yourself
>>
>>563044326
uh oh upset tranny
>>
the game should have more casters, i am bad at m1gger aiming
>>
>>563044372
I don't know why they still haven't added aim assist to the game.
>>
>>563044456
honestly that is why i like seven so much, i can cast and then if i do hit something it scales off spirit anyway
>>
File: 1750516202136.jpg (696 KB, 1073x1600)
696 KB
696 KB JPG
>>
>>563044456
if they add aim assist to this game I'm going to find you and make you pay
>>
>>563042887
This is me btw.
I'm such a happy support main!
>>
>>563044456
VIPER AIM ASSISTS YES
>>
99% of problems with Graves is the absolutely incosistent behavior of her jar ghosts and that they are impossible to hit during hectic fight.
>>
>>563044505
ough i'm gonne grennidge
>>
Vyper should be playable with a steering wheel so you can drift around while sliding
>>
>>563043568
kys
>>
>>563044803
valve, hire this janitor and turn the game into twisted metal
>>
>>563043568
Live and prosper.
>>
someone explain to a newfag why Cram it Sethy is causing so much seethe. google just gave me a jeet
>>
Paradox should be able to lane in purple with her time travel
>>
Shiv should able to lane in London
>>
>>563044720
people bitch about graves when the character is broken as in the mechanics do not work, funny
>>
File: 1755711831398792.jpg (38 KB, 720x661)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
So why is abrahams banned for manifesting extra souls but fps lounge allowed to rem box exploit 2 2 matches later without punishment?
>>
paige feels really go to shoot with high velocity bullets, better than m1ggers for some reason
>>
>>563045498
nobody likes ruzzkis, Vladivanski
>>
*waking up* The minions are pushing, the Guardians are falling, my teammates are dying... what a beautiful day for brooling!

Good morning Yoshi-sama!
I've been in game for 1 minute and I haven't broold yet!
It's time to hop onto my middle lane and machine gun jackhammer my death grip half-cracked left click once again!

*furiously ignoring minion waves*

*gasp* I-is that a... an enemy laner??
*groans* I must kill...
*misses every ability*
NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA

*grunting and yelling*

AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....B-BROOLING!!!!!

HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH York is under attack! IM
Greenwich is under attack! IM BROOLING They destroyed our yellow Walker! IM BROOLING im....BROOLINGIMBROOLING

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...BROOLING
>>
THAT is literally me
>>
I hate that fat reddit nigger and his fat fucking stomp
>>
>>563045579
so the current competitive scene is just "cheat as much as you can because if you get caught it's just a slap on the wrist at worst"?
>>
>>563045725
wait till you get to seeker and learn to duouble jump
>>
I have "New York aesthetics/jerkoff" fatigue in video games
>>
>>563045962
name 10 without times square led billboards
>>
>noir New York with occult theme game
>fuck we have a punk goat and a literal Belle Delphine hero lmao
>>
Victor is so weak now??? what did they do I literally could not 1v5
>>
File: tattoo.png (801 KB, 861x593)
801 KB
801 KB PNG
>>563046139
holy newfag zoomer LMAO
>>
>>563046139
underage retard
>>
>>563046591
Billy should've been an Ixian girl
or not a dumb gote
>>
>>563045512
its your AGP anon...
>>
>>563046690
every character should've been an Ixian girl, and the game called Need Cock, because they all need (You)r cock
>>
>>563045962
this is old new york before niggers so it's fine
>>
EAT + BLEAT
>>
>wake up
>1 result
>its an annoying little faggot
Sigh the buffs can't come soon enough
>>
Rem is one of the worst characters in the game not even kidding he's absolute trash but its like everyone just ignores that he's garbage because he's cute and can steal stuff he falls off SO hard he's like a walking jungle camp after 10 minutes
>>
File: file.png (3.73 MB, 1920x1080)
3.73 MB
3.73 MB PNG
>>563045962
Is it really a common thing?
Can only remember GTA IV & the newer spiderman games for "NYC in video games"
>>
You're not actually good at the game unless enemy Dynamo decides to solo black hole you out of spite instead of saving it to confirm midboss which ends up losing them the game
>>
>>563035779
Abrahamsbros... what's the next step for us?
>>
>>563037516
>fact that you get rank from brawl to boast about being eternus, of course they are sweaty
Wait is this real? So a lot of eternus players are actually boosted then?
>>
>>563036862
He had already left Hopoo Games by the time Returns was made though no? Pretty sure it was mostly a Gearbox initiative (not to mention even if it wasn't it's still RoR1 with a shiny coat of paint).
>>
>>563047749
yes it is real. I'm yoshi btw can confirm
>>
File: 1747529903772236.png (413 KB, 663x938)
413 KB
413 KB PNG
Why are all the fan redesign concepts for Sinclair such overdesigned shit? I feel like the simplicity of their (admittedly very unfinished) design
>>
File: HE_pKkeWUAEWdJn.jpg (983 KB, 1854x2159)
983 KB
983 KB JPG
>>563045634
I say this. And this is what I look like.
>>
>>563047876
>lines as shading in 2026
>open tube fingers
is the "artist" even trying LMAO
>>
>>563047963
troonface
>>
File: 1775733048475.jpg (135 KB, 1296x1200)
135 KB
135 KB JPG
>800 hours in the game
>game now makes me feel nothing
It became so boring in high ranks. Everything is so predictable. Everybody plays the same builds. Everyone is risk avoidant. Every game plays almost the same. I feel nothing playing it. Win or lose. It's so fucking dull. I think I finally solved Deadlock and can retire from it.
>>
File: 1775199836938894.jpg (408 KB, 1998x1666)
408 KB
408 KB JPG
>>563048043
>troonface
Your're mom is, but I still had her
>>
>>563048090
>he doesnt street brool
>>
>>563048090
post tournament earnings
>>
which female and male hero should I fixate on and draw a bunch of art of
>>
>>563035779
>>retarded tourney organizers let it slide
How???
>>
File: brown.png (38 KB, 93x461)
38 KB
38 KB PNG
your apollo for today
>>
>>563048328
at least he built good items
>>
>>563048305
graves getting raped in front of apollo
>>
>>563048419
TP isn't good anymore
>>
>>563047876
I mean you can't get any simpler than a placeholder model with no face, people trying to redesign him have to come up with something else.
>>
>>563048012
But enough about Gege Akutami mangaka and creator of Jujutsu Kaisen.
>>
>>563048440
apollo wouldn't give a fuck about that, very boring
>>
>>563048452
On apollo it's his best item, so suck my balls. It's pretty good on a lot of spirit frontliney heroes like shiv too.
>>
>>563048530
HAHAHAHAH weebs who eat shit are picky against runny diarrhea. They are all SHIT LMAOOOOOOO
>>
>>563048629
just like how you feel when i'm raping your mother then
>>
>>563048305
Victor and Yamato
>>
>ignore urn
>lose
It's just that simple
>>
>>563048782
>we're ahead in souls
>urn delivery is on enemy base
>i ignore urn
>get walker
>we get one more item to rape you and you're still cucked out of slots
it's just that simple
>>
>>563048848
You're a bit too obsessed with rape
>>
>>563048941
*rapes you*
>>
>>563048961
I'm not into erp
>>
>>563049053
i'm not asking
>>
>>563049084
NO MORE GAMES
*rapes you*
>>
IN HERE
>>
I AM KING
>>
>still no MMIWG2SLGBTQIA hero
Is valve even trying
>>
It's crazy how few people actually play this game despite the updates the fun is just not there. Street brawl gets old fast, main mode is torturous ball crushing waste of time half the games or more. Just a SHIT game that should be canceled and save everyone the pain in advance
>>
All this complaining about matchmaking but what's wrong with the mm really?
>>
owfags get this and we get the bearded retard
>>
>>563049459
someone died to haze
>>
YOR DED
>>
4 games played
in all 4 someone either from us or the enemy went 0/10 then ragequit
i thought it was only this bad on weekends?
>>
>>563049620
too little too late blizzard
we know you hate white people
>>
File: Untitled.png (51 KB, 928x427)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
>>563049459
>muh player count
go back, Zhang
>>
I miss when Ivy was best girl
>>
>>563049543
top MMR players are crying that they have to pull from the top 1000 players instead of just the top 200 players to fill matches for them and that they aren't all as good as they are.
viewers see it and the idea trickles down to whatever rank they are and they parrot the opinion that matchmaking sucks.
lots of people still struggling with the concept of you having to lose around half your games for the game to make sense.
>>
>>563049995
Did they do anything to make the game less shit or is it just obvious botting?
>>
Let drifta uld lightin scrool, free me.
>>
Billy is cancer
>>
File: hq720.jpg (81 KB, 686x386)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>>563050212
idk new season?
>>
>>563050296
Billy is so easy to counter lmao
>>
>>563038932
dont worry they already sold miranas remodel as a skin
>>
>>563050416
There are 5 people in your team who do not counter him
>>
>>563050296
>counterspell the ult
>he now has free reign to spam QM
ebin
>>
>>563050538
He's not like old Victor you alone can counter him so easily he's really not a problem I do agree though some heroes are just broken because your teammates just want to buy L > R
>>
Why is Pocket's win rate so low hes actually good
>>
>>563050723
Tranny character
>>
>>563050723
You need to end the game early and there are five other people.
>>
>>563050738
no one actually cares about that btw
>>
Is it gay to fuck Arin
>>
>>563049995
What do other games have to do with deadlock being shit?
>>
>>563050723
its a teamfight character. Same reason why m1 heroes are better at lower ranks.
>>
File: 1773457598933270.png (721 KB, 960x642)
721 KB
721 KB PNG
>>
>>563050887
you're the retard who brought up player count so go back and cry there. why not? is it not fun there? LMAO
>>
>>563050993
support/ranged sissies when they don't get a frontliner
>>
>>563050958
>the low ranks in question
>everything below asc
>>
>>563051061
he doesn't play games, that was your first mistake.
>>
>>563050723
He has somewhat high skill floor. Winrates don't really mean anything besides how braindead the hero is to pilot.
>>
How come Shiv is so garbage right now
>>
>>563051614
The skill floor thing is a meme he's very easy. Winning games though are a different matter.
>>
>>563051743
lol sure, whose hard for you
>>
>>563051780
Ven, no mobility, is a carry and meta so number one target in lobbies.
>>
>>563051061
but deadlock is still losing so why did you post that
>>
>>563051858
Ven is about positioning. It's trench gaming. You have traps and gutshot that makes you unpushable.
>>
>>563051862
>>563049459
>player count = fun
>why did you post a game higher player count
you are retarded KEK
>>
>>563051698
Because he's not brainlessly OP
>bu-but bleed but you cant kill him!
he's a low mmr stomper he's not brainless enough to just effortlessly kill everything at high mmr like pre nerf victor calico wraith and current Dynamo
>>
is bebop a noob stomper? i'm in pisslow but whenever i'm fighting him, the people laning against him feed him like 10 kills in the first minute and he becomes unstoppable
>>
>>563052082
I mean yeah those games are more fun, so I still dont get it
>>
>>563051698
he's bad!Apollo
>>
>>563052176
yes hes useless in high mmr outside of being CC bot with hooks and knocks
>>
>>563052176
people at low ranks love to get caught by his full combo, and often sit in the open tanking pointless damage, so he typically full combos someone already low and gets ez kills.
>>
how does the resistant statut work for towers exactly
>>
File: hq720.jpg (89 KB, 686x386)
89 KB
89 KB JPG
>>563052260
BACK TO SHIELD HEAL POKESLOP HAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>563052176
Bebop is possibly the worst hero in the entire game he just falls off so hard after lane phase he becomes an actual joke you'll often see Bebops getting 4 man killstreaks lane phase afterwards they'refeeding like crazy
>>
>>563052465
>>563052485
so how do people stop him? i have only seen him twice in regular games so far but it is extremely annoying watching people throw
>>
>>563052708
Counterspell and or Reactive Barrier he might as well be an NPC at that point get knockdown and he's basically a walking Box of money
>>
>>563052260
LMAO XHE'S HAVING FUN FIGHTING BOTS KEEEEEEEEEK
>>
>put 1 on ctrl so I can A-D while channeling
feels weird but is useful
>>
>>563052708
>bomb
debuff remover
>'ook
counterspell
>if you still get caught
reactive barrier
>ult
knockdown
>>
>silver is still a guaranteed loss hero
When are they buffing her?
>>
>>563053000
bomb drops it on the floor just use counter spell you'll get healed from his bombs lmao
>>563053001
when you shut up so never you need to shut up before they do
>>
>>563052708
reactive barrier fucks him bad, if his damage is too high any sort of spirit defense item since he only really has spirit damage. Counter spell is easy to use on the bomb as well. I typically buy counter spell every game anyways so i never worry too much about bepop. If he is building full green he can get a lot of health, if you are playing a gun character get toxic bullets for the HP % damage.
>>
Why some abilities are allowed to proc melee items, there's no counterplay
>>
Is there a way to find certain matches through their hero configuration just like opendota's hero combos?
>>
File: IMG_5553.jpg (878 KB, 2000x1734)
878 KB
878 KB JPG
>>563038203
Which way, western man
>>
>>563053071
>bomb drops it on the floor just use
no idea what you mean by this but counterspell also works, it's just debuff remover is practically meta item.
>>
silver is fine actually
>>
i really dislike how late game turns into CC vomit and % max HP damage stacking
it feels like such a balancing copout
>>
>>563053297
>get caught in range of melee ability
>hurr durr i deserve to win
>>
>>563053785
lategame mobas almost always feel really shit when everyone is full build.
>>
>>563053598
no i know but counterspell heals you when you debuff remover the bomb gets dropped on the floor it doesnt disappear so it can still blow you or someone that walks by up
>>
jungle rework when yoshi bruh???? ts boring and pmo
>>
>>563053785
End the game before it can get to that point. People should understand that more. If they are having a bad game, they should work with the team to end it faster instead of stalling it just so they can play. Looking at Haze and Infernigger players.
>>
>>563053839
>can't parry something that should be
>hurr noob
>calico's dash allows her to close the gap, heal and proc the melees but hey skill issue for being in lane I guess
>>
File: 1774844677143046.jpg (1.33 MB, 4096x2304)
1.33 MB
1.33 MB JPG
>>563053001
Two more weeks
>>563053764
She's DAMN fine, in fact
>>
>>563052663
now now, holiday and victor are worse than bebop lets not be dramatic
>>
>>563054043
>keep at range
>dash away
>silence wave
>counterspell
>no counterplay
HAHAHAHA PISSLOW
>>
>>563054182
>victor
>worse than bebop
Why do victor players think this?
>>
File: deadlock_ATO1XECdUk.png (61 KB, 339x690)
61 KB
61 KB PNG
wtf deadtards you said holliday doesn't do damage what gives???
>>
how does silver's clothes regenerate after she ults
>>
>>563054385
seekerGAWD
>>
>>563054385
>crit is more than the regular gun damage
lmao
>>
>>563054385
sometimes you guys are funny
>>
>>563054385
They are league players that thinks she is only spirit because her abilities scale of spirit
>>
>>563054006
But what if you can't end because *you* are having a bad game? Getting carried is nice and all but that doesn't fly every lobby if you're the best player in it and enemy team can just counterbuild you and only you.
>>
>>563054476
ritualist
>>
File: 1774991945609342.png (54 KB, 863x520)
54 KB
54 KB PNG
>>563054425
They shouldn't
>>
>>563054643
This game has like 9 million CCs. Surely you can help.
>>
>>563054385
>meanwhile literally any other hero's 1 reaches 70k
>>
>>563054425
The power of Puritanical values being imposed on silly games.
>>
>>563054739
Yeah but if people don't react to the advantage what's the point? Obv this is easy in PA lobbies but when I get archon it's GG if I'm not fed and there's no competent player to play around.
>>
>>563054739
>>563053785
>Leaguetrannies when they have to interact with enemies via active items
all countered by Unstop
>>
File: IMG_20260409_205912.jpg (112 KB, 539x556)
112 KB
112 KB JPG
This what your 0/19/3 Paige looks like irl
>>
>>563053997
>can i pls have more PVE mechanics in my PVP shooting game?
Silly Billy
>>
>>563055535
actually i had one speak in my game a day or two ago and it was a dude despite trying to act real cutesy with the text chat
>>
>>563054385
>had a mid game
>can't wait to show /dee ell gee/!
>>
>>563055535
Did you draw those glasses one? Kek
>>
>>563055535
hot, i imagine they are caged too
>>
tldr pubes are gross
>>
>>563056035
>wait behind veil or in a hallway
>player comes by
>walk up
>press 2/1/3
>click m1
>transform
>hold m1
>get free kill
Idk how else to explain
>>
what did that image have to do with any of that though
>>
>>563056035
silver is basically useless , especially in wolf form

Just build express shot and it deals more dmg than any of your abilities
>>
>>563056321
gay
>>
File: 1767967760669425.jpg (229 KB, 1290x1720)
229 KB
229 KB JPG
>>563055535
and mina looks like this
>>
File: silver.jpg (11 KB, 289x266)
11 KB
11 KB JPG
>>563056321
utter bs
>>
>>563056321
Literal faggot.
>>
>>563056321
yeah there's a reason rich douchebags pay for their trophy wives to get laser hair removal
>>
>>563055693
I played with a few chicks on huge deadlock discord serv. 99% of them typed like a normal human, anyone trying to act cute inchat is a troon
>>
>>563056561
simps simp for the most mediocre looking chinks
>>
>>563056827
DAMB PLAYEEEEEEEEER you're mother must be proud
>>
Real women play Seven, Victor, Drifter, and Doorman.
You will also never know they're women.
Troons an e-girls play Mina and Paige.
Only Troons type "cutesy".
>>
haven't seen a foid in deadlock yet

it's perfect
>>
>>563057051
I had an Ivy who sounded kind of mexican in vc
We won but that's because our Haze stomped
>>
>>563049543
>>563050130
Genuine question: when is the last time you played PVE mode?
Because the MM is not great. Complete stomps both ways, game breaking comp diffs, etc.
>>
>>563057051
my friend invited his sister to play once
always funny to hear her scream slurs over VC with a baby crying in the background
>>
I wish Viktor was a lane bully like Mundo from League instead of 50 minutes farmslop.
>>
File: 1775691903112066.png (62 KB, 961x530)
62 KB
62 KB PNG
>>563057048
>>
Why the fuck does gta 4 have a better new york aesthetic than this game?
>>
>>563057051
I met one when I was in ritualist and she played Dynamo
Mind you this was ages ago during the first 6 batch but its still possible.
The more high elo you go, the more unlikely it is.
>>
>>563057274
>always funny to hear her scream slurs over VC with a baby crying in the background
sounds like a lovely home :)
>>
>>563057274
>when the foid in the stack is calling people niggers in all chat
Hard not to enjoy that
>>
chat "abuse" isn't a real complaint when you can simply mute people
>>
File: Untitled.png (743 KB, 640x565)
743 KB
743 KB PNG
>brown bloom piss filter
>aesthetic
do zillennials really?
>>
>>563057373
>The more high elo you go, the more unlikely it is.
or it just makes it more likely that they have cute feet that they swapped pics of for boosts
>>
>>563057051
I had to climb starting from seeker but there were a lot of an foids in seeker and alchemist, and now that im in oracle I have not seen one in a good while. as expected really.
>>
>>563057520
it's how things should work but League and Riot ruined it with their morality crusade against le toxic gamers
>>
Is there a character I can just slam my head into enemy objectives with and bruteforce a win?
>>
I know of at least one legitimate foid in E4.
She's a 33 year old unmarried (doomed) Japanese woman who likely has autism.
>>
>>563054385
>more crit than regular dmg
>that much crackshot
sure love me some aim botting snow niggers
>>
my point is, have fun going over to marvel rivals and every single lobby will have a big fat whale playing jeff the reddit shark and complaining about your gameplay

im glad deadlock isnt popular with women
>>
>>563057705
Seven.
It's literally the only reason he has a positive winrate.
>>
>>563057823
fabulous thank
>>
File: leaguebabs.png (232 KB, 640x957)
232 KB
232 KB PNG
>>563057691
who tf was tyler1 yelling at the whole time?
>>
need to drop back down to Seeker so i can boost females for cute feet pics
>>
there's something fucked up with the item wheel in street brawl where it makes my gpu fans start spinning really fast for no fucking reason
>>
>>563057886
riot for banning him multiple times, only to beg for him to come back when it started costing them money

the common man like you and me doesn't get the same treatment
>>
>>563057715
Hot, tell us more about her
>>
>>563057520
I only click this option when someone played poorly AND said slurs in chat.
I'll do anything to get feeders off my games.
>>
I played deadlock with a famous vtuber on her alt-account
>>
What mouse do you use /dlg/?
I'm currently using a G502X, but I pre-ordered the Swiftpoint Z3.
>inb4 more than 100 grams
Lift a weight you weak-armed fops.
>>
>famous vtuber
oxymoron
>>
>>563058092
be careful not to tell anyone or you might dox they/them!
>>
mo a carry confirmed
>>
>>563058110
some $5 chinese thing i bought off Amazon
>>
>>563058110
OG 502 from 2014. It refuses to break down, even though I abuse it every day.
>>
>>563058284
AWOOGA SOURCE FOR WEED CAT MOD?
>>
>>563038203
>>563053575
but she has male model in game..
>>
File: 1689332916484766.png (2.65 MB, 1833x3111)
2.65 MB
2.65 MB PNG
Okay but does anyone actually have any serious silver build/play advice other than "sit in veil or random hallway and just pray you can jump someone with no eyes and ears"
>>
>>563058541
https://gamebanana.com/members/5233516
>>
>>563058110
VXE R1 Pro.
>>
>>563038203
Deadlock has coombait too, Zhang
>>
>>563056407
>>563056882
>>563055880
>>563056321
no one cares nigger
>>
>>563058626
watch eido
fail to be like eido
>>
>>563058903
LMAO SIMPING FOR FAT FLUBBY SLANT EYED 2/10
>>
>>563052785
But bots are easier to sling off the map as Spiderman, and that's all I want to do, so I don't mind.
I literally only grab enemies and fling them. I don't do damage, I don't fight, I don't do objectives. Web sling. That is all.
>>
>>563058903
You seem bothered. Did you not receive the affirmation you were seeking?
Good behavior desu
>>
>>563055535
>The moment our patron loads in I hear a loud high pitched UWU UWU UWU
>It's a Paige
>He talks like a normal man 90% of the time except for him going UWU every time he gets a kill/assist
>He constantly asks in all chat if anybody in the lobby is a femboy
Paigebros...
>>
>>563058092
Don't care + didn't ask + vtube cringe
>>
You can feel the effect of the march 6th patch with how dead this thread has become
>>
>>563057534
Kino
>>
>>563058626
>get close
>2/3/1
>hold m1
>>
>>563059289
Faggots ruin everything
>>
>>563056035
She's really weak, nothing else to say.
>>
Not gonna lie bros I'm not even playing standard anymore this meta is so dogshit
>>
cool now there's pocket gun build, fucking love this meta
>>
>>563060062
>now
newfag
>>
>>563058584
It’s ivy’s model though
>>
>>563058626
Build slowing bullets/toxic/silencing wave/silencer/inhibitor
You don't need slowing hex you get that for free
>>
>>563032093
Is Silver's heal on kill affected by Tempo? Tempo could go hard on her if so
>>
what makes wraith do so much damage? genuinely asking, she randomly has like 2x the damage of venator for some reason
>>
>>563060374
spirit damage
>>
>>563060374
cards
>>
>>563060374
the cards do pretty much all the damage early on but she also has hybrid damage with her 3 and mm
>>
>>563060374
merc magnum with increased fire rate & infinite ammo from 3
>>
File: hq720.jpg (39 KB, 686x386)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>563060374
>randomly
>how do cards work
>>
why does every characater need to put a fucking DOT on you this game is so fucking gay
>>
>>563060374
She's the only viable spirit/gun hybrid rn so she gets pretty decent gun damage +spirit nuke +good solo kill ult +get out of jail free card (literally). She is just all around very strong.
>>
File: 1775696753126978.jpg (185 KB, 960x720)
185 KB
185 KB JPG
I constantly ragequit whenever I go 0-10 so I force myself into low priority queue because low-prio legit feels like the only space where I'm actually able to get wins.

I think I'm retarded or I just suck at this game. Probably a combination of both.
>>
>>563058626
There isn't one, she's shit and it doesn't matter what you build.
>>
>>563059062
>I'm a drooling retard, and so I enjoy games that are geared for drooling retards
there's nothing wrong with that anon, but it doesn't mean Deadlock is bad just because you're too dumb to play it, nor does it mean Yoshi should dumb it down so you can, okay? For some of us, the fact that you got filtered is good actually!
>>
>Ultbot build Seven never popped his egg in a 40 minute game
I get that I'm in shitlow but damn do some people just not look down at their active items?
>>
>>563060605
seven's wr is higher than her's
>>
>>563060591
bro your dispel magic?
>>
>>563060591
DOT characters are fine. The problem becomes retarded when silent wave, disarming, slowing, decay are so good, it makes Dispel Magic a mandatory item.
>>
>>563060756
shitlows don't even read items or know what more than half of them do, he was just L->R ing his build mindlessly
>>
>>563060756
I'm doing a tiktok challenge, mb
>>
>>563060734
>
Kek holy strawman
>deadlock is bad
When did I say that? I play deadlock when I feel like sweating and I play something else when I don't.
>fact that you got filtered
I did get filtered into pisslow Phantom after 1200 hrs. Not exactly proud of that desu. Deadlock is maybe one of the best games ever made. But the fact is when I have played a certain amount of something and the meta/balance is annoying I start looking for something else to play.
>>
>>563060765
Your point vro?
>>
>>563061062
>oh no the free game did not last 1201 hours
HAHAHAHA miserable faggot
>>
>>563061197
she's not the "only viable spirit/gun hybrid rn"
can you not infer this information on your own or are you genuinely a downie
>>
I'm on a losing streak so bad I've gone from Oracle IV to I. I'm not new at the game either. Think I'll kill myself after the next loss.
>>
>>563061226
You are mentally defective.
>>
why dont any melee items have anti-heal?
>>
when is the next rank reset happening
>>
>>563061353
AHAHAHA GO WRITE A BLOG ABOUT HOW NO ONE CARED YOU LEFT DEADLOCK LMAOOOO
>>
>>563061310
Be happy phantom sucks
>>
>>563061264
Name another. Seven? I guess technically if you count building cultist+toxic. I don't really consider Seven a hybrid, but you could make the argument. Who else?
>inb4 Vindicta/Holliday
Kek
>>
>>563061062
yeah whatever you also said "marvel rivals is more fun because I can throw literal bots off the map" so your IQ is still below 80 and there's no disputing that
>>
>>563060756
If you're in real shitlow, people don't use actives at all even if they bought them
>>
>>563061520
>yeah whatever
Scintillating.
>>
I'm such a shitter I get stomped in ritualist
>>
>>563061686
>glib sarcasm
concession accepted
>>
I build decay and toxic bullets on every hero
>>
File: 1764153252846180.gif (3.58 MB, 480x346)
3.58 MB
3.58 MB GIF
What characters are stealth OP
>>
>>563061790
Yamato
>>
>>563061790
sinclair
>>
>>563048306
Instead of restarting the match and telling Abrahams to not do that, they let Abrahams win, start drafting the team comp for the next match, and then disqualified them once they had a team put together.
It was retarded.
>>
>>563054385
Based truth seer.
>>
>>563061790
Billy
>>
>>563061430
toxic bullets works on melees
Or you can get spirit strike/stalker with healbane
>>
>>563047661
Special Military operation to Belarus
>>
>>563036496
I had a bebop knock someone out of my ult range as Dynamo 3 times yesterday.
>>
Mina is ass to play against. There I said it. Gun damage? Off the charts to the point it’s a point and click way to proc spirit burst damage that can proc a multitude of effects including tankbuster, spirit burn, mystic reverb. Mobility? Enough to the point that you can have a Mina SURROUNDED and she can escape no matter what you throw on her, because her bats provide fucking immunity I guess? If you play Shiv, Abrams, Bebop, even Silver for that matter, fuckin leave the game early, you’re gonna get ripped by some goonbait bitch who’s gonna just blast you down and run away. I legitimately do not know what to do vs her. And don’t hit me with that “but her win rate” or “she falls off” bullshit. I’m oracle 4 I don’t GET the luxury of a “bad Mina” every fucking one I run into is somehow the return of Chris fucking Kyle. Burn in hell you vampiric whore.
>>
>>563062417
She's the strongest hero in the game and I don't understand why the devs felt the need to give her 3 teleports. Really needed buff yoshi.
>>
>>563062417
whole lotta cope to say "i didn't buy cheat death"
>>
>>563062417
just slowing hex or silencing wave and kill her
>>
>>563062417
>Already mindbroken at the sight of a hero you hate
Shit is why people immediately tilt in lane and lose
>>
>>563062417
Pressure her she needs to be quite close to be effective, if she gets caught she dies faster than anyone else in the cast.
>>
Yoshi please buff my mains (lash, shiv, victor and graves) they are all underpowered as fuck
>>
how the FUCK do you fix the stutter in this dogshit nigger game
>>
>playing random only to familiarize myself with how all the characters play
>roll billy
>get absolutely raped all game
How are you supposed to play him? I do pretty good with melee / gun characters usually but for some reason billy did not work for me
>>
File: 1772152732618735.gif (1.91 MB, 1311x1600)
1.91 MB
1.91 MB GIF
What are mid boss and neutral camp models going to be?
>>
>>563063504
he sucks but basically you gotta learn the combo and use light melees ONLY, ur main dps comes from weapon
>>
delete paige permanently from the game
>>
So many characters require you to play differently
And yet only Victor causes immeasurable seethe, why is that
>>
i can see why people say the matchmaking for this game sucks dick, even in street brawl you get saddled with some 0/7 retard for a guaranteed 0/3 loss if you play too well in your previous match
>>
>>563063504
you melee to reload
>>
>>563063504
He's the hardest engage/frontline to play correctly. Rush reactive barrier+debuff reducer and start learning the melee mind games.
>>
>>563063541
tentacle cthulhu that rapes are female chars. Booby monster shub niggurath that paizuris all males
>>
>>563063730
>reeee stop cucking me
no
>>
>>563063730
no i love laning with agp paiges
>>
cage paige permanently from her clitty
>>
File: Paige9.jpg (344 KB, 1284x1685)
344 KB
344 KB JPG
>>563063730
Just change her two.
>>
why can the fat turret lesbian ride the zipline during her ult wtf?
>>
>>563064034
paige and everyone who plays her are canonically in a chastity cage
>>
File: cheat mod.png (113 KB, 1028x540)
113 KB
113 KB PNG
Simply a QOL feature please understand :)
>>
File: 1758701552807342.png (305 KB, 850x850)
305 KB
305 KB PNG
>>563064367
This is allowed but a 6 man team coordinating rotations mids to get more souls is le hecking evil...
>>
kinda lame that gun seven is his best build, he should 100% be a spiritmaxxer given his lore and design
>>
>>563064501
Cheat mods AND Rusnigs cheating in a tournament are both bad, actually.
>>
>>563064501
yeah that's a well known strategy, the wiki says you get 200% souls with 4 people, why don't you rotate mid and get some easy souls then?
oh yeah
>>
File: 1753591545927876.png (457 KB, 850x1018)
457 KB
457 KB PNG
>>563064691
>Edge boost: Unintentional mechanic discovered in game that players abuse for an advantage. Fine!

>Coordinated rotations mid for more souls: Unintentional mechanic discovered in game that players abuse for an advantage. Le Hecking evil! BANNED!

>Literal 3rd party cheat mods. Le hecking wholesome chungus!!!
>>
we got rolled in 20 minutes. outside of laning phase, i just tickle if express shot is on cd, even with maxing 1. this fucking hero sucks but she's cool. they did the same thing with bebop, just intentionally making characters with broken legs and telling them to play in the same game as mirage, paige, mina. THIS SUCKS MAN.
>>
>>563062083
i feel like Yamato is good but far more limited than she's made out to be
>good burst but her sustained damage is basically nonexistent
>very tanky but that relies entirely on her ult window
>very dive heavy but has almost no escape
she loses a ton of steam when you hide from her POWAAA SLASHUUU and transformation
>>
Can you retards stop argueing with resident ragebait bot.
>>
File: chief-dance.gif (402 KB, 374x288)
402 KB
402 KB GIF
How did they get away with making this Talon's taunt?
>>
I really don't understand the movement in this game. I've got thousands of hours in TF2, most of the time spent playing Soldier so valve air movement is nothing new to me. But I can't get it to work in Deadlock whatsoever.
>>
>>563065492
This right here is a certified hood classic.
>>
>enemy dynamos spam 1 every 5 seconds in lane
>my dynamo rushes headhunter and skills 2 first
>>
>>563065584
Movement doesn't matter below ascendant anyway
>>
>>563062862
>catching a character that has 3 teleports that also disjoint all abilities aimed at her and also has a free passive that lets her have better air control
>>
>>563065584
It's fairly different from TF2 imo. If you want the character that is closest to the way Soldier moves unironically try Celeste.
>>
File: 1761029523818308.png (4 KB, 197x255)
4 KB
4 KB PNG
Kelvin's bullets are so fucking slow it feels like I can't aim for shit
>>
>>563065584
The movement in the game is literally just bug abusing and a total mess, there's a huge and autistic wiki about all the dumb movement tech.
>>
>>563065695
I mean I still want to move fluently instead of crashing into walls like a fucking Looney Tunes character.
>>
>>563065584
Try Holliday and go into the empty map for a few minutes to get the feel
>>
>>563065908
There he is again, whining about movement in the movement shooter every thread. Pussy. Go play a 2d game.
>>
File: 1734637845788118.png (410 KB, 615x872)
410 KB
410 KB PNG
>SOON WYOMING WILL BE OURS!
be honest how many of you picked up mirage only because his lines are funny? I probably will.
>>
>>563066321
I did but I found him kinda boring so never kept playing him.
t. was there for release
>>
>>563066313
The game isn't a movement shooter, it just has retarded movement tech that isn't explained anywhere at all, and a handful of characters that have training wheels for it (Celeste, Mina, Holliday)
>>
>>563066321
had no idea wyoming was a real place
>>
File: 1772892013099.png (71 KB, 485x498)
71 KB
71 KB PNG
why do rem players like meleeing so much
>>
>>563066429
>The game isn't a movement shooter
What?
>>
>>563066658
It's an assfaggots game combined with a third person shooter, with buggy movement.
>>563066610
He's small and hard to see the animations for.
>>
>>563066610
i remember reading here that his melee is the 3rd best in the game or something eraly game
>>
>>563066610
It's the same as Mo players, gun does no damage without any orange items so they melee in between cooldowns and nobody is inherently biased against them to parry them like with characters building melee who will actually fuck you up
>>
what's team catch-up? killing the strongest player on the enemy team?
>>
>>563066313
>2d Deadlock
>everyone plays it like Super Mario Maker TRY NOT TO CUM CINNAMON DEATH CHALLENGE EXTREME ft. Lil' Goosey - WINNER GETS A FREE CIRCUMCISION w/ Mr. Breast
>>
>>563066475
? it's not
>>
Paige
>>
>>563066429
Hey are you that guy from yesterday who was complaining that he wanted to be able to play Vyper without having to slide?
>>
>>563066823
Bottom 3 net worth players on a team get free souls to catch up with the Seven on their team that's farmed the entire map and every side lane wave
>>
File: Rage.jpg (66 KB, 524x524)
66 KB
66 KB JPG
>just stop feeding bro!
FUCKING HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>
>>563067613
look at your minimap
stop holding W into enemy territory
>>
>>563067613
literally just stare at your minimap and every few seconds do a full 360 like a radar dish. Play something that's backline, you won't necessarily win but you'll stop feeding.
>>
File: 1643010388572.jpg (88 KB, 432x432)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
They're adding Hoodwink.
It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>
File: 1765814365690.jpg (85 KB, 1271x1505)
85 KB
85 KB JPG
>>563067613
Build fortitude every game until you have less and less deaths. You can trust me on this I'm your bro
>>
File: FJGk-SwVQAEW0WX.jpg (214 KB, 675x1200)
214 KB
214 KB JPG
>Get light melee parried in the first fight as Billy, die
>Spend the rest of the match caving in their skulls because now I know what their parry tendencies are
Many such cases
>>
>>563068350
>enemy whiffs parry
>parry animation ends
>melee them
>get stunned anyway because the parry lasts longer than the animation
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>We get the rejuv
>We are ahead
>Paige nigger goes to jungle
>Doesnt fucking help at all at a team fight
>we all die twice
>we lose
Yay love low ELO hell.
>>
>>563066840
>TRY NOT TO CUM CINNAMON DEATH
vyper liked this post
>>
>>563067613
learn how to escape, buy actives that help you run away if you feel like your movement is lacking. Slowing hex works for this it gives you a buffer to fuck off if you're being chased by only one person. Also stop being greedy and back off if you aren't confident you can get the kill.
>>
>>563068670
ive died to this shit a couple times, netcode doesnt help either. I typically have about 60ms but sometimes it feels like im connected to some Chinese fatguys shitty home server
>>
>>563068808
all paige players are on HRT and horned out of their mind in chastity, give them a break
>>
Got a double kill with Silence Wave's cast damage. Feelin' good.
>>
>>563068808
if there's an urn after we take rejuv I will definitely take it since it's free, even more if it's the enemy comeback urn. After that I will join the fight.
>>
holy shit I feel like game is stuttering even more now
how the fuck do I fix those freezes
>>
>>563068350
>>563068670
>>563068936
All meleeGODS need to get reactive barrier to protect yourself against parry stuns
>>
so is there a patch coming today or
>>
>>563069149
why are you using silence wave to last hit
>>
>>563069502
Much like the Christmas event snowball: it's funny
>>
when are they adding the shadow the hedgehog character? Billy and Drifter don't really scratch the itch.
>>
>>563069764
what, an edgelord character? seven is right there
>>
Why do I keep getting the most brain dead faggots on my team? I go 11-4, we are raping the enemy. Team decides to go farm and jungle and play passive all game. Team fights lasting 5+ minutes happen and one faggot player is jungling and contributing nothing. Doesn't even bother to show up. Doesn't say a word.
One faggot is on the mic grunting and mumbling about "senpai its okay...we got this" or some other trite platitude. I pray all these stupid white tranny mutts get their faces peeled off.
>>
So, how exactly does the denying/finishing work? Because so many times now I've actively been shooting at an orb with a full-auto weapon to try to trigger it as soon as it pops to full orb, only to instantly have it denied by the opponent despite my gun literally spraying at it. Is there just a specific timing to it, does ping factor into this? Because sometimes we just lose lane because the opponent straight up denies everything despite both of us trying our damndest to not get denied.
>>
>>563069764
Your Infernus?
>>
>>563069764
yamato
>I don't give a damn hell about any of you...I'm just out for my damn hell self...
>>
SENDING BEETLE
>>
>>563070115
On launch denying / securing souls was 100% neutral and people complained. Now securing souls gives you a massive advantage so denying is impossible unless enemies ignore orbs
>>
>first sponsored tourny
>in a closed beta game
>the russian team immediately cheats
this game's going to be DOA when it comes out of beta
>>
>>563069090
they hang themselves and break their neck on the way down.
>>
when are they adding a rollerblade waitress? would fit with the aesthetic and movement shenanigans.
>>
File: 1774966193866221.jpg (28 KB, 447x447)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
I'm tired of Ascendant lobbies, take me back down to Ritualist where the games were actually fun...
>>
File: fish.jpg (40 KB, 720x720)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>enemy support Paige with 4 actives standing 5000 feet away from the fight and solo winning the game that we can do nothing about
>>
>>563063504
You 6 man ult and eat CCs and damage and get killed. Then your team wipes up what's left of them and wins.
>>
why are people complaining about paige, it's not like she does anything
>>
>>563071167
Paige makes me question my gender so she does do something, though
>>
Last seen
A moment ago · Viewing thread 03-06-2026 Update
>>
>>563052785
Both Rivals and Deadlock lack depth
>>
File: 1769529617062828.jpg (81 KB, 627x680)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>finally win enough street brawl to hit 50% WR
>mcginnis dynamo mcginnis dynamo mcginnis dynamo
These freaks really are shameless huh
>>
>>563070536
Game is gonna go the way of cs2/dota2 where every english speaker is going to be forced to quit because of how insufferable it is to play with russian/venezuelan subhumans
>>
>>563070115
theres a ~200ms window for the attacking side to secure it, before it becomes available for denial. Honestly the entire feature just feels like pointless busywork, at low ranks noone is securing/denying so you can get a huge soul lead by just actively doing so, but after a certain point everyone has gotten used to insta confirming their souls and denying becomes a gimmick that you can only pull off if someone has been forced behind cover or is reloading
>>
>>563071795
name 3 games that have depth
>>
File: 1775311925019067.png (1.17 MB, 909x1909)
1.17 MB
1.17 MB PNG
>>563071795
BACK TO SHIELD HEAL POKESLOP, ZHANG
>>
>>563072041
Endless Ocean
Endless Ocean: Blue World
Endless Ocean Luminous
>>
File: 1775144893145722.jpg (72 KB, 714x960)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
Who is the dandelion of deadlock?
>>
>>563072041
subnautica
minecraft
that game about digging holes
>>
>>563072246
let's see what this dick can do
>>
>russians get internet blackout can't connect to steam
>go on 7 win streak because I'm not being hard griefed
interesting
>>
>>563034207
it's funny too cause dispel magic instantly makes knockdown and decay the worst items in the game
>>
>>563072246
Shiv
>>
>>563034207
>"I want to play too!"
>>
File: file.png (941 KB, 1024x1024)
941 KB
941 KB PNG
>>563050128
still is
>>
File: vppl4902rmec1.jpg (36 KB, 419x576)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>563072246
let's see what this dick can do
>>
>>563034378
>>563035374
When are we getting lore accurate vindicta art.
>>
>>563058110
I use a superlight v2. logitech are kinda cunts though and made it not easy to find skates to replace the bad ones they have by default. weird shape on the skates. mouse is fine otherwise. might no joke just buy a deathadder next time. I liked my v2 pro.
>>
>>563061652
my favourite in ascendant is people buying counterspell and then eating every single lash ult anyway
>>
>>563065679
headhunter is literally the worst item in the game I'm tired of niggers buying it
>>
File: 1774197596307503.jpg (288 KB, 1868x1284)
288 KB
288 KB JPG
>>563072897
>>
Should I learn backgammon?
>>
>>563073242
It's pretty fucking bad but not the worst.
>>
every single fucking time I get put on paige I get the most autistic blind retards imaginable and then eventually win because I hard carry everyone in fights with cc. it'd be crazy good if I wasn't getting 4 man dived under walkers with no reaction 8 minutes in while my entire team jungles for 40 minutes.
>>
>>563073420
we hate sorapoi here
>>
>vortex web, doorway and luggage cart the entire enemy team into the midboss arena while we will their patron
Is there a single hero as fun as doorman?
>>
>>563073527
people buy headshot booster because relatively speaking a guaranteed 5% of someones health pool in lane 3 times a wave adds up. especially if you buy two. then they make the mistake of thinking headhunter matters in the midgame when health BOOMS to like 2500 and you're still plinking people for 90 damage procs.
>>
>>563073242
It's actually one of the best items in the game. youll understand when you get out of seeker.
>>
>>563073889
love the 'ur seeker' self report from arcanist players
>>
>>563067025
No, I like Vyper since sliding is a fun mechanic, most of the other movement tech isn't fun.
>>
>>563073420
If I were more talented I would be drawing vindicta pantiless upskirt foot art while she's flying
>>
>>563073723
we love feet here
>>
>>563070115
They should just remove denying and last hits, it's never been a good mechanic in any game and always favors whoever has the fastest attack rate and projectile.
>>
>>563071859
Imagine metafagging in jeetbrawl. ARAM when Yoshi?
>>
4 devs active rn...
>>
>victor is down to an 8% pick rate
Oh...
>>
>>563074315
I think you should do the opposite. They should standardise projectile speeds across the board and lower the free confirm window so it's easier to deny eachother.
>>
>>563074176
he and all creators who abandoned dota deserve to burn in hellfire for eternity
>>
>>563074441
Victor is such a pushover now. I've been aggroing him and not giving a shit about his aura. What is he going to do, use his 1? Utter cumsock.
>>
File: HDzi0-lXkAA5o_8.jpg (101 KB, 1107x788)
101 KB
101 KB JPG
>>563074441
i dare say he is worse than holiday
>>
>>563074606
who tf would stick with a dead game?
>>
>>563074441
Good, all the metaslaves that were playing him can fuck off and die.
>>
>>563072246
>character
Abrams/Shiv
>players
Anyone repping Holliday in current patch
>>
>>563073242
>free Healbane tier heal and extra damage every few seconds
>bad
Granted it sucks if you're going for raw damage, but some characters make really good use of it
>>
>>563074315
>They should just remove denying and last hits
I agree with this. It has always been a gimmick and I think the only reason it is even still in the game is because it must be Yoshi's brainchild or something.
>>
>>563074441
He is unironically the weakest hero of the game right now

>>563074894
At least with Holliday you can set up funny bouncepads while feeding the enemy
>>
>>563075190
and holliday isnt that bad early game
how the mighty have fallen, victor deserves better
>>
Don't care, still playing Holliday. Honestly, nerf Holliday harder. I won't ever stop. Barrels and Crackshot could do 1 damage each and I would still play her.
>>
The only thing victor deserves is a sub 40% wr
Imagine thinking you deserve anything for playing a character even more braindead than graves.
>>
>>563074894
No one is worse than holiday
>>
>>563075158
Any character that has a short duration spammable stun/knockup loves it. Dynamo really benefits from it since recharging rush+headhunter gives him the gun damage spike, and also usually does just enough to give a charge back for stomp.
>>563075165
I think it really doesn't add much to the game, especially since the laning phase has been made so short and pointless unless you get absurdly fed from a retard.
>>
>>563075449
Uhhh no dude she has to become a braindead monkey character so more tourists rush to pick her like what Doorman had to endure for 2 weeks
>>
>>563075531
holy seeker post
>>
File: 20201120_221345.jpg (676 KB, 4096x2731)
676 KB
676 KB JPG
>>563075531
>rape aura on victor
>give aura to abrams
>rape jump start on victor
>give jump start to haze
LOL
>>
>>563074606
>
Why? Dota 2 is over now, bro. All good things come to an end. It's time to move on. Being hardstuck on ancient thing from your youth and never giving it up is a sign of immaturity.
>>
>>563073723
That's not sorapoi though
>>
>Victorsissies think they deserve to be able to 1v6 for toggling aura and holding w
>>
>>563075531
almost every character in the game is braindead, very few require actual thinking
>>
>>563075656
It's fair because Victor has been
>Abrams but better in every way
Since he was released. My big blue nigger deserves some time in the sun.
>>
>>563075823
seekerbro is so mindbroken he can't even reply lmaooo
>>
>>563075823
chads realised they could just buy crippling headshot and healbane and rape him to death anyway
>oh but that's a 6k item that's totally unfeasible to buy
he's apparently this hyper late carry that takes like 30 minutes to come online and if you decide you're not gonna bother buying instant application anti heal in all that time you're just throwing at that stage.
>>
>>563075823
maybe i'm just bad but i can't even 1v1 someone as Victor
>>
>>563075918
idk what rank you're at but abrams has been S tier a long time.
>>
>>563075656
The general range nerf also utterly fucked him over. Can't deal with him? Walk away. Stun him if you want.
>>
doorman is the highest thinking character in the game
>>
>>563076214
No lies detected
>>
>>563075918
LET'S SEE WHAT THIS DICK CAN DO
I don't think Abrams was ever weak though, one of the few characters that have always been consistently strong
>>
How do I get my teams to stop ignoring urns even comeback ones
>>
>>563076125
You need to build up EE stacks with his aura but half of the cast can run away and the other half can kill him
Just pick Mo if you want to play an immortal character that rapes anyone that comes close
>>
>>563075595
Holliday is actually still to strong. She requires further nerfs. Any higher than 5k player damage per game
>>
>>563076408
Use mic
>>
>>563076214
Facts
>>
>>563073420
creampie ghost loli
>>
>>563076214
>plop door on one lane
>splitpush another lane
>see enemy gamer
>escape though new door
wow so high iq
>>
>>563076510
I was not blessed with a good voice
>>
>>563076408
pick the urn and spam the "help me deliver the urn" line
>>
>>563076125
for early game you need to poke people down with PB and force trades with aura then heal yourself with jumpstart. i think the start is to use jumpstart alongside the healing from the creep orb
however if the enemy has a brain they rush healbane/toxic bullets and it really fucks you up
his dmg spike theorically is with EE because it makes pb and aura heal & dmg for more so you can last longer but it just sucks now
when i feel like killing myself and play him i rush EE at 20k souls and can get some kills with that and hope the team wins because after that he falls off
>>
File: buzz-lightyear-factory.gif (1.59 MB, 220x124)
1.59 MB
1.59 MB GIF
>>563076214
>The doorman who thinks he's smart for doing exactly the same stuff as everyone other doorman
>>
who are the pseud bait characters in this game?
>calico
>doorman
>pocket
>sinclair
who else
>>
>>563076132
>S
Higher than my personal opinion but I could also be biased. He is very good though. Prior to 3/6 Spiritbraham was fucking GOAT
>>563076132
I didn't say he was weak, he has always been pretty decent, but Victor was just him but better for a long time and you can't deny that.
>>
>>563076858
Youre just retarded ngl
>>
>>563076680
The only people that think this are the ones that get slimed and tik tok clipped by a doorman.
Doorman bros dont take pride in being unique, they experience joy in making you seethe.
>>
>>563076125
Do not even engage another player in any way as victor before minute 15.
>>
>>563076680
mindbroke by doorman
>>
>>563076680
Checking in?
>>
>>563076680
>I'll help you get settled
>>
>>563076531
The pussy would be cold tho.
>>
IT'S OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eby2HCrzYNI
>>
File: 56456.png (654 KB, 1529x767)
654 KB
654 KB PNG
I feel like the higher the rank the worse player gets
>>
>>563078130
Why does everyone run boundless? Is +15% spirit *that* worth it over any other t4?
>>
>>563077734
i never understood these thumbnails that try to censor by making them shadowniggers or mosiac, but you can clearly tell who it is by the silhouette or colors anyways.
>>
>>563078130
>being this insecure you crop out ranks and result
>high rank
>>
>>563074606
>being a one game jimmy
>>
File: cat-cry.gif (103 KB, 498x498)
103 KB
103 KB GIF
I fell from shitter rank to marginally lower shitter rank
>>
>>563078351
literally yes
>>
>>563078572
I wish I could fall in rank...
Ascendant is Ass Cancer...
>>
>>563078398
It confuses the people who watch those videos (they don't play the game)
>>
>>563076184
he was never a huge threat against people who know how to counter build but most people eternus included are just L -> R retards who refuse to buy items that are called for in a game. like seriously did these people never think to buy silencer into him? every single bullet rapes his spirit damage by 25% which DIRECTLY fucks with his sustain. and then you're silencing him thus preventing him from using jump start and he just dies to any burst.
>>
>>563078130
I haven't seen one good Mina for like a month now, but this bitch is in every match...
>>
File: file.png (4 KB, 481x37)
4 KB
4 KB PNG
>>563078872
She's too powerful.
>>
i'm really tanking my account stats by memeing in these street brawl games
>>
>>563079352
No. Streetbrawl isn't tracked.
>>
>>563078351
most of T4 purple don't increase spirit actually
>>
File: 1769599239664346.png (20 KB, 674x39)
20 KB
20 KB PNG
>>563074441
In Ascendant and this is what he did in the single game I've seen him in
Can't even shit-talk him since the dude tried his best, it was that miserable.
>>
I'm an avid Bebop player, and after a game where I played against another Bebop who won his early game but got wrecked late game, I think from here on out I'm building strictly for debuff and crowd control. You're literally useless otherwise unless you get some early game craziness. Capacitor, Curse, Slowing, maybe knockdown/silence wave.
>>
File: gifigigf.gif (488 KB, 281x281)
488 KB
488 KB GIF
>>563076680
>walking through a narrow corridor
>get settled into the Baroness
>schmoove my way to the checkout and exit (no tip)
>next thing i know i'm tripping balls
>Doorman had placed two doors in parallel and carted me through the House of Mirrors Endless Hallway of Hell™
>watch through a kaleidoscope as he and his three(nine(27(81(243)))) allies gun me down in 1080p3∞
the respawn timer was short but the psychological damage was lasting
>>
My aim will get better if I just keep playing M1 heroes right?
>>
File: 1756500484492091.png (163 KB, 409x389)
163 KB
163 KB PNG
>>563076680
it's more about being annoying than being unique really
>>
>>563079664

His damage really falls off unless you build gun or go all in with ult. But ult is relatively easy to counter with Knockdown and positioning. And gun requires you to be good at tracking and getting abilities off since he needs hook and punch to buff it. Well there is technically the echo shard bomb build too, but the moment the enemies get Dispel Magic it stops doing anything.
>>
>>563079552
it's not tracked for your mmr, it's tracked for your account stats, though. win loss, k/d, etc
>>
Why the actual fuck does Valve love unbalanced one sided games? No one fucking likes this, why do they keep advocating for it?
>>
File: aebcb71a2e566348920d.jpg (148 KB, 850x1228)
148 KB
148 KB JPG
please post your finest doorman art
>>
>>563080004
that depends.... how old are you?
>>
>>563080517
>never shows up to urn
>never shows up to mid boss
>never shows up to walker push
>>
>>563080517
name 1 single other valve game that's one-sided
>>
>>563080517
Its not the unbalanced shit its the fact rank MEANS nothing and the average player is heavily rank inflated.
I was watching some eternus eceleb and even in e6 lobbies you had people brooling and not pushing waves, its that bad.
>>
>>563080810
That's really the part that makes this shit one sided.
>>
>>563081125
negotiate a diplomatic truce with your opps to avoid those objectives
>>
>>563080669
>no freckles
>>
File: 1765865597237035.jpg (238 KB, 1333x2000)
238 KB
238 KB JPG
>>563080669
>>
>>563076680
I once had a doorman that instead of only carting was also using doors to teleport behind people and stuff, ended up with 16 kills
honsetly funniest shit are newmans who only fuck up carts or forget to close doors
>>
name: drifter
game length: 40 minutes
damage: 17k
>>
I’m eternus btw
>>
File: 1749546321977137.png (113 KB, 1352x779)
113 KB
113 KB PNG
>>563083173
it feels like every drifter really likes calling people niggers
>>
>>563076680
Are you only high IQ if you hack new abilities onto your character mid match
>>
File: IMG_3856.jpg (79 KB, 783x1024)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
So is geist good or not? Half the time in night shift and in regular games she’s useless but everyone swears she’s S tier

Should I be maining her to get out of ascendant?
>>
i like the conspiracy of of the esports cabal intentionally putting infernus in low tier on every list just so he can continue being the most broken hero in the game
>>
>>563080985
TF2 is half and half, Dota gets very one sided a lot of the time
>>
File: 20260409190252_1.jpg (352 KB, 1920x1080)
352 KB
352 KB JPG
Poor little baby Sneed Warden, cried about "cheaters" every time he died and eventually looped into crying nigger every single time I taunted him!

Hope he enjoys his ban!
>>
>>563083503
She is a carry and is good at every part of the game. You are huffing chemicals if you think she's bad.
>>
>>563083646
hownuru
>>
>>563083646
enjoy your 2 weeks in the limelight metaslave. kelvin's dps is completely irreconcilable right now
>>
Feels like if you're not building healbane toxic bullets every game you're fucking yourself over.
>>
File: 3.png (54 KB, 446x340)
54 KB
54 KB PNG
holy trinity of good game design
>>
>>563076680
so true bestie
>banishes you to the cuck obby for the 15th time this match
>>
>>563076680
i wonder how fast doorman's usage rate would drop if it became common knowledge that you could just counterspell his ult's damage instead of doing the obby
>>
File: 1775756151397423.jpg (520 KB, 1920x1080)
520 KB
520 KB JPG
these are the people calling you flopping tranny deadcock. How do you respond without sounding mad
>>
>>563085267
is this real? didn't they just get that sexy char
>>
>>563085267
Why would I be mad? These skins look like hot garbage.
>>
>>563085267
By masturbating to deadlock characters
>>
>>563085267
They should make a sequel to this game
>>
>>563085267
i don't say anything. i listen to what they had to say. and that's what no one else did
>>
>>563085267
They're probably ai generated
>>
>>563085249
This is common knowledge retard
>>
There's nothing that tilts me more in this game than when you get a complete fuckass lane where you never have prio. Be it a mix of your side not dealing enough damage to troopers or their side just having too much constant AoE but its so fucking bad when you get a lane where you just cannot ever leave your tower because they kill the wave in 2 seconds, so now you're not getting the buffs, they're stealing your crates, they're stealing your jungle and you can't do shit else you'll tank the troopers and lose half your HP. Honestly having prio is so overwhelmingly important that the more i play the more i think you should just buy monster rounds literally every game
>>
>>563083503
good mixed damage hero, very tanky, farms good, pushes good, does damage, what's not to like
>>
>>563076680
Carting people into walkers is actually pretty difficult. They know that you'll try to do that, so you need to be 2 steps ahead.
>>
Guys... I'm starting to think wraith is actually bad now...
>>
>>563085249
Its not really a good counter because if you do that it counts as you failing the hotel, meaning that if he hax max ult you're just giving him a free refund
>>
>>563085249
yeah bro giving him another ult in 13 seconds is le epic counterplay!!!!!!
>>
>get rusnigs on team
>lose
huh
why are they so bad at video games?
>>
>>563086545
Why do you think they need to cheat?
>>
How do I play Venator?
I only like him because he's Irish, Catholic and based
>>
>>563086545
>russians on my team
>literal sub 60 IQ retards
>russians on the other team
>adderall abusing, cheat having, rune speaking snow nigger
>>
>>563084391
bro your toxic bullets EE?
>>
File: 1765152715100524.jpg (523 KB, 1200x1200)
523 KB
523 KB JPG
WELCOME TO CHUCK'S
SNEEDING IN?
I'LL TAKE YOU UPSNEED
>>
>>563085267
remember when overwatch used to have sexy characters
>>
>>563085249
No this doesn't work because half the issue is his team raping you and getting thrown into the walker/spawn
What does work is using an ability the last 0.1 seconds before it ends ideally being an i-frame letting you dodge some damage
>>
>>563087365
mercy was peak agp slop

HEROES NEVER DIE
>>
Pull.
Back.
>>
>>563087468
>he never had a proto-egirl pocket him in OW because she was impressed by your gameplay while you two flirted on call with eachother in 2016
>>
rem's minions rubbing graves's clit and nipples while she gets dicked
>>
File: 1594465445183.jpg (396 KB, 900x1119)
396 KB
396 KB JPG
>>563087578
>overwatch was 10 years ago
fuck you anon for reminding me
>>
i fucking hate how you can't remotely build defensively in this game because all of the offensive measures far outweigh any defensive measures
>>
File: HFV2mrCa8AIew_v.jpg (299 KB, 1815x3629)
299 KB
299 KB JPG
>>563080669
>>
>Haze feeds twice to Celeste and Dynamo then fucks off from the lane leaving me to 2v1 then get hunted by them in the jungle after the tower falls
>She keeps going on about how she hates the spirit meta and asks when it's her turn to play
>>
>>563080810
To be fair, you can't really show up to midboss or walkers since they die almost instantly.
>>
>>563087470
she's so sassy
>>
>>563087765
just typing shit
>>
>>563086725
shoot anyone in your line of sight
learn how the nade works so you can burn enemies behind cover
place traps behind cover/walls/veils
ult to finish a fight, not start it
>>
>>563087863
>300th game
>still haven't developed the frontal lobe to be proactive instead of reactive
pisslowgods....
>>
>>563085818
When against Mirage and geist I just fucking sleep.
>>
Any naked/underwear McGinnis mods? Then only one I can find is her in a sports bra.
>>
>>563087957
>postures as wholesome
>mask off in some of the voicelines
is it kino?
>>
Can 6 stacks get matched vs entirely randoms?
>>
>>563084391
Healbane is such a boring fucking item. The fact that you can mindlessly buy it almost every game and get rewarded from it because of how much lifesteal and healing is in this game is nuts.
>>
>>563088321
yes
>>
>>563088321
yes but 6 stacks have at least 1 egirl rem and 1 worthless weed bro/reddit dad so its fair
>>
>>563087963
there are literally more anti-defense items than there are defensive items. especially for bullet resistance. sure, metal coat exists but that's temporary, and if you're forced to pop an active to remain remotely defensive if you've bought nothing but defensive items then the game is not letting you build defensively.
>>
>>563088262
very
i like to think every hero has skeletons in their closet, but especially the 'good ones'
>>
>>563088847
How do I get a useless Rem egirl gf
>>
This game needs a rank reset so badly. Games in ascendant are nearly unplayable. There are people here would don't know the fundamentals of the game and that shouldn't be a thing. Yoshi needs to be brought out back and have some correction for boosting everyone's ranks because streamerfags were having too long of a wait time to play the game.
>>
>>563088978
play victor
>>
>>563088872
counterbuild
>b-but they're countering my counter!
counterbuild that too
>>
>>563089052
Do I need to use mic too
I gotta train my voice deeper
>>
>>563087470
Going in.
>>
File: file.png (16 KB, 214x198)
16 KB
16 KB PNG
you can really tell when you're laning up against some faggot's smurf he uses just to play with his buttbuddy. sometimes the stats confirm it too
>>
>>563087470
no ill breed your lil sissy ass
>>
>>563088921
>i like to think every hero has skeletons in their closet, but especially the 'good ones'
you're probably right, it's a valve game
kelvin has an entire cemetery in his closet
>>
>>563089123
if your voice is nice its a bonus point otherwise be silent it can ruin your chances
>>
>>563088921
Normal or good people generally don't join an elder god summoning ritual that involves a lot of wanton murder, sometimes of people you're friends with
>>
>>563087765
>literally everyone builds dispel magic, counterspell, spirit resilience and metal skin (if enemy team has more than 1 m1gger) in ascendant+ lobbies
>>
File: FiIe.png (200 KB, 486x482)
200 KB
200 KB PNG
did you know you can get the same item multiple items in brool?
>>
>>563089092
difference is, they don't have to counterbuild at all. they build normally, most regular carry items just give them absolutely everything they possibly need and never have to change it up. the onus is always on the defender to TRY to counterbuild.
that's what i'm saying, you should be able to build defensively and not fucking die instantly because somebody's fed. the entire point of going defensive is to reduce the amount of feeding going on. if i'm playing something like a billy, i should just be able to buy green items and actually do some disruption through being a wall of meat. but you can't, because defensive items are fucking useless in comparison to the relative strength of offensive items.
>>
>>563089529
did you mean to say "the same item multiple times"
>>
>>563089669
stfu clippy
>>
>>563089729
It looks like you're trying to identify optimal boxing routes. Did you want some help?
>>
>>563089968
>>563089968
>>
>>563086734
Adderall is illegal in Russia. If it wasn't, I'd probably be using it.
>>
>>563089529
Insane that they can't figure out how to fix item upgrades in Brawl. Are they stupid?
>>
>>563085267
Are these skins or base character designs? They seem so removed from the character designs of OG Overwatch



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.