>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>563032093
THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS
Sex with Venator
>>563090317They blue lots of things.
Its up
>>563090376are you a 12 year old altarboy
Painful Paige rape.
>>563090561Drifter...
Silver is a worthless dogshit hero
All Paige and Rem players who don't use mics are cute women (except the trannies) irl so be nice to them
>HERES A TASTE...OF WHAT AWAITS THEM!>I'LL WEAR THEM DOWN!>I'M AN IRISH PAEDOPHILE!
>>563089632no bro you don't get it, it's actually great game design that every game you need to buy dispel magic for giga aids DoTs from toxic rounds being one of the most busted items in the game, Shiv's retarded-ass bleeds doing several hundred damage, or Mirage having two massive spirit nukes that you need to purge. Oh also you have to buy Spirit Resilience too or else you get raped even harder by these, oh also you need to buy Stamina Mastery because some faggot is playing Celeste and can just run you down/run away otherwise.
>>563090747I don't think he says that last one
im starting to think i drop all my heroes and just put haze highest priority and mokrill as second highest so i either play haze denying it to the enemy team or i just go phantom strike mo krill and ult her every single fight until she loses her fucking mind
Does combo go through unstoppable?
>>563091285No
>>563091285Yes
People complain about all manner of things, but the only one I think is honestly valid is, why the fuck is Vindicta's snare so ridiculously massive, and borderline unreactable? Like, everyone else who has a snare or something like that is very clearly outlined or telegraphed. Sure, you might not be able to escape it in time (Geist 1 with Expansion), but at least it's telegraphed.Like, Vindicta is pretty whatever in general, but that snare can go fuck itself. Also increase the CD on her float, buying Knockdown should be an option, not a fucking requirement.
Will the game get more optimized or no?
>>563091285no, interactions like that are usually clearer than dota was
>>563091419Because she's shit and would be a non-character without it
>>563091528how bad is your PC for you to be struggling?are you perchance poor?
>>563091419Out of everything you complain about Vindicta?
Dispel Magic needs to be removed, and 1 self-dispel item introduced to the spirit category (3200) which dispels yourself and grants healing amp depending on the amount of debuffs dispelled but also disarms you temporarily and carries a permanent -15% weapon damage debuffAnother added to the weapons category (6400) which dispels and gives +5% fire rate and 1 second of debuff immunity depending on the amount of unique debuffs dispelled
>>563091916I didn't know graves was fluent in niggamancy.
>>563091935Only that one aspect about her. She's popular, but not good. Doesn't mean one aspect can't be frustrating about her.
>>563091916nah, my desktop runs the game fine. 1080p 120fps.it's just that i really need to replace my laptop and i want the cheapest option that still runs deadlock.
Are still pretending Silver is op?
What are good heroes to practice solo queuing with?
>>563092250DoormanPaige
>>563092148that is fairI believe before open beta they'll want to do an optimization patch so even the poorest peruvians/russkies/etc can populate the game.
>>563091419nigger phantom strike makes her a non character, flight is her only way to get damage if your team hasnt fed her 100+ stacks and knockdown only works if she is retarded and doesnt counter spell. If you are having issues with Vindicta you need to get good. Also stake has a really slow travel time in air, if she is up close you need to shoot her, if she is far you can dodge it.
>>563091936Sure, once Shiv and Mirage and Celeste and everyone else that is broken as fuck with escalating exposure gets removed.
Post nude McGinnis mod now.
>>563092456Honestly, I never really got the russian hate because I never played games they played. Until I started to get russians on my team playing deadlock. Some of the worst people I've had to play with they're literal south american tier.
>>563092478the current dispel magic either does nothing (shiv/mirage/infernus) or makes you completely invulnerable to ganks (capacitor/focus lens), the item needs to be split into a cheap version for utility/support characters and one expensive version that punishes debuff stacking by making you debuff immune as i mentionedthis is so mirage/shiv/infernus etc can get actually countered by items
>>563091528>>563091916>>563092148>>563092456honestly the game runs pretty well under normal circumstances, i can get 60 fps on a dogshit RX560 with everything low, textures mid and FSR 70%, and if i use that low graphics convar i can get 60 FPS with no FSR bullshit. The main issue is that late game the game starts shitting itself and dropping frames left and right, and memory leak issues are a well known issue for the game. That stuff will be fixed for sure by release
imagine they actually have presidents and ministers in north ixia that actually do shit and royals are irrelevant
>play billy >have maxed ult>pull three enemies>get 0 seconds of unstoppable?????????????????????
>>563092760I can agree somewhat since yeah, dispel magic is actually quite bad against shiv and mirage unless you let them build 2-3 stacks and then dispel it, but I really think the game's current balance/state is just atrocious, especially when mixed with how snowbally it is and how impossible comebacks are.
Russians status?
>>563092184pretending?
>>563093327I like billys ult but it should just make people unable to break leash from him for the duration.
>>563093618I guess she's op if you have jump unbound...
why does nude mirage have an hourglass figure?
>no one counters in low elo bro!>literally 4+ people on the enemy team buy metal skin
>>563093786Did you confuse Silver with Dynamo, bro?
is melee venator a meme
why do i have to quadruple jump to get over graves' hands and venator's trap
>>563094436just shoot the trap?
>>563094052just build him gun, melee is only worth when you gut shot stun and going gun will give good enough melee damage anyways
>>563094052no the only meme is melee ivy
At what point does Haze stop farming and get active on the map?
>>563093576блядь
>>563094913when both of your shrines are down
>>563094913After she buys Fury Trance + has ult you just rape anyone running around alone. Once you have Ricochet you become a perma teamfight ultbot unless the enemy proactively bought CC in which case you wait until you also have unstop. That's it, that's the whole character.
>>56309491312x6400
>>563093912anon you went against a 4-man smurf squadit's common it happened to me today
>>563094913>haze is on your teamabout 10 minutes too late and you lose>haze is on enemy teamthe moment things start to look up for your team
>>563095161>metal skin = smurfHAHAHAHAHAHA this explains all the seethe
>>563095329THEY told me they were smurfs when i asked retardi bet you're one of them, kys
>>563095442anon I think he's laughing at the state of your rank.
i need victor buffs please yoshi
>>563094913haze should always be hunting for a kill when her ult is up, otherwise farming
>>563095442its not the smurfs in your game we're talking about. Its the fact that you think that guy's game is filled with smurfs because of metal skin KEEEEEEEEEEK
I like ||Mo and Krill||
>>563095657>||nice falseflagmoGODS would never
>>563095521>runs in>gets 20 on hit effects stacked on him + silence>dies
>>563095789dont even need to run in people just rape him whenever he appears for a nanosecond in the minimap
>play street brawl>5th round>lose badly due to haze ult/refresher combo (my metal skin didn't do shit about that)>about to lose>enemy kelvin uses his ult>saves our walker for long enough for us to come back and kill the enemy team>win the game cause of kelvin>6 out of 8 people (including me) calls him a fucking retard>all kelvin had to say is " :( "
what if they add enchanced and legendary items
isnt nox nostra just a better hyperbeam
infernus should have reactive fire like hades
>>563096281>(X) should be like Disney
>>563096137Legendaries are too powerful no matter whatI'd like to imagine an item that allows you to imbue an item to be enhanced. Or maybe you could go to secret shop to specifically enhance an item for a high price (price could also increase the more enhancers you have) Still might be fucking busted for certain items and heroes though. I wouldn't mind a separate mode to allow it though.
>>563096370thats my gf (trans)
Game I played last night. This shit is mentally wearing me down. Retard Haze won't just do midboss, we lose it once, then on the 6man call for mid after a 4k he runs at a walker and dies to the last 2 alive. Later Mid call our Ivy runs at the enemy dropped patron trying to backdoor it despite creeps being on our side of the map, causing us to lose the fight mid. These faggots don't listen to calls and constantly fuck things that should be obvious. The only saving grace was my other teammates had functional brains. Me and Bebop respawn while they're doing mid, zip up blue, hit the patron and get a 3k to end. We deserved to lose just off how retarded a few people were acting.
>>563095657I FUCKING hate Mo and Krill
>>563096643finally........enhanced trophy hunter.......
do your shots through doorman's door fall off based on distance even if he's right on the other side?
>>563097141>14 sprint speed Unironically good
>>563093576Still here.
Mo&Krill is the most honest hero in the game.
>>563093576Melted harder than chernobyl
This game is starting to piss me off. Not because of things I'm not capable to do. But because my team is the one losing me the game. I can only comm so much and tell people how to play but if they don't listen and throw I basically get fucked and lose. Do you think calling them slurs will make them listen or at least piss them off?
>>563097950just play haze lil gup
>>563097950It'll at least be entertaining for you. I got up to Oracle 4-6 recently and most of my losses have been due to someone on my team being a boosted animal who clearly doesn't know the game, and has probably been abusing meta picks and Victor to get free wins.
>>563097950>Do you think calling them slurs will make them listen or at least piss them off?Most of the people in the game look forward to slurs including the trannies.Its early in the game's life, the ranking is sorting them gradually based on mechanical skill right now, so all you need to do is just play until the current set of retards can't actually beat you and then you are at the next.
>>563097950Once you understand the 30-40-30 rule, you get less upset over those games.
>>563097950>my team is the one losing me the gamerank?
ME UNGATEAM BUNGA
Victorsisters...
>>563098606im never giving up on my man
dunking vindicta/lash/seven/dynamo during their channels is so fucking satisfying as ivy
>>563098673I, too, am part of that 8% pick rate, but holy fuck they murdered our boy...
Yeah I've had enough, gut Haze alreadyI would've been happy if they just prevented her from using items during her ult but I want her obliterated
How soon is a balance patch coming?
just got into Archon for the first time, but it was a victory where some guy on other team ragequit, feels undeserved...
>>563098943i will admit that i stopped playing normal mode as much and turned into a brawlfag for the moment. it's so masochistic playing him right now and there's no fun, this meta is dogshit the few times i DO play him in normal mode i get matched with faggots that rush toxic bullets and healbane and want to kill myself every second of the gamewhat's the point of vic man
>>563099181If seven isn't allowed to use items during his 4, then neither should haze.
>>563099181Hazes deserve it for being so boosted>>563099436This
>>563099348valve is going on Hawaii vacation soon and they probably have an internal content update deadline for May like last year, so don't expect much
>>563097950bwo i just want a laner who is willing to fight...overall team health in the early game could be huge if people would actually poke back and contest lanes instead of letting the enemy heroes walk all overit's like "wow they're so fed, this game is bs haha" and it's like "no! you let them farm our orbs because you wouldn't confirm, our jungle and our sinners because you wouldn't clear lane and rotate, and our guardian and ***US*** because you refused to hit them back or join the fight :^))) i sure hope these two super fed heroes don't supergank the other lanes, causing everything to superspiral even more out of control ahahahha :^))))))))))"
>>563099573isn't hawaii having a flood
>>563099703yeah and gaben has an ark
>>563099739im sure they are working there under the watchful eye of gaben after years of doing nothing
Why does yoshit do this? Just because she has a worse bebop hook? A far worse charge-less gay talon arrow? A grenade you can just dash out of? A decorative wall?
Sex with Yoshi
>>563099850You think that's bad? Scroll down and witness Victor and Rem...
>>563099850You can play her as a double bomb objective destroyer I guess
>>563099703their vacation was over monday
>>563100058I'll never stop playing Rem
>>563100058its good for the game that all these characters are f tier outside of holliday, gut graves too for good measure.
>>563100058they DON'T do lots of things!
>>563099854gaben...
>>563100275woman detected
>>563100381>Woman (male) detectedFtfy
>>563100058is rem even that bad my winrate with him is at >55%
I've had 3 games within two days where my enemy lane ragequits there is just something about viscous that makes people lose their shit even though he hardly makes an impact after lane.
>>563093298So a constitutional monarchy? In this game's version of North Korea? Lame.
I made a mistake and picked Sinclair he is fucking useless
Mirage makes Mina look like a saint with how much of a gay retarded nigger he is
>>563100525bad rems farm the entire jungle then become a pinata the enemy hypercore pops for a 3k boost
>>563100916unironically my first thought about rubick. That's all i played since
>>563094052Not really. You go melee for the early-mid game because it deals a shitton of damage and gives you kill potential, but on top of that it also clears tier 3 camps stupidly fast. If you can do the lineup where you hit all 3 tier 3 creeps at once with your heavy melees you can clear the camp in like 10 seconds with venator, so you farm super fast and become a m1 carry later. The other build for him is grenademaxxing which shits out damage but doesn't farm as fast and is also generally not as strong early
>>563100058>Going under 8% pickrateIts impressive what they've done to the character.Why nerf him when you already implemented a ton of natural counters anyway? So strange.
>>563100525Rem's kit is way too powerful in the hands of his mostly casual playerbase, he just becomes a walking soul bag
>>563101000At least with Mina or Nigfernus there is a buildup allowing you two react with Mirage it's just "you're out of cover? instant dot lol"
Fortitude is my favorite item in the game
>Last 4-5 games have all had gun rems>They completely stomp and get like 12 kills before 20 minutes >All still lose the game because they never play around their teamI honestly don't know how this character is such shit, loses when hes support and loses when hes carrying.Baffling.
>>563100107She might legitimately be like top 3 fastest objective killer in the game right now with Sinclair and Wraith. Echo shard bomb kills the walker in like 10 seconds
>Dynamo downplayers exist
>Didn't read the post at all and seethes at a reaction imageYa thats about the IQ i expect of dlg.
>>563101492I like Dynamo but he's easily top 5, his 2 should not do as much as it does. His stomp is already a max height Lash stomp with charges
>>563101464explain gun rem to me, especially since his candle has reduced headshot damage>>563101473the amped damage has no cap, so you can get a stupidly high amount of stacks with 2 bombs on an objective
>>563101645its the resident up/downplayer tard. Don't lump me in with they/them
>>563101473>SinclairQRD? Is it from the double damage with assistant?
>>563101473ok? and you can just play a carry with much better teamfight who can kill a walker in 10 seconds as well
>>563101664>explain gun rem to meIdk, I think some streamer was pumping it. From the build it looks like you basically buy every active item and glass cannon, dump them, them jump on a team mate while its on cd so you can't get burst down.
>>563102018imagine haze but without the scaling, ult, utility, damage, mobility, objective damage, and map control
I'm gay retarded and incredibly annoying what hero/champion/mystic should I play?
>>563101656Dynamo's problem is that his ult is obnoxiously powerful but his kit is also too strong. Look at Enigma from dota, he has the same ult, its a long AoE stun that can win the game on its own. But his other skills are a mediocre stun, a laughably bad AoE dot and the ability to create some creeps that can farm and push. His autos are also terrible, but the character is still super good because the ult is insane. Dynamo has the same ult but on top of that a huge AoE nuke that also fucks with enemy movement and shreds armor, an AoE movement intangibility that can dodge your entire team out of trouble and an extremely good gun. Its just too much for a single character.>>563101892Assistant double bolt + double auto attack obliterates the walker comically fast. Just the double bolt deals like 20% of of the walker's HP and he gets three of them
>>563102274pocket, doorman
>>563102274refresher/cooldown graves is probably the only one you can play and get some value out of
>>563101109Rubick is at least useful because his copies are always stronger and he can give resources to your teammates insteadSinclair just stands there and prays you are standing still for a while so he can bolt you
Sex with Dynamo
>>563101664gun rem is picked in shitlow where people never look at your items so they let you shoot them without thinking
>>563101664Gunrem because you can steal the jungle from everyone in the map and you get some minor utility to get out of dodge. Basically it's a dogshit haze with some CC packed into her and great farm at the cost of your team. This sort of build attracts only the worst sort of degenerates.
>>563090317THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS
>>563102510try to bait the movement with bolt then redirect. the bolt can melt walkersbunny is broken for midboss and urn contestsglhf!
>>563102519Marla...
What's the point of frenzy? Alternate spirit resist with movement speed to run away?
>>563102519Dynamo isn't a sodomite faggot, he's literally in the ritual to be able to bang his wife again.
paige smells like a mix of dog and horse cum
>>563102967Its haze itemYou want to fill ur inventory with every fire rate item & unstoppable
>>563102274doorman/apollo/haze/dynamo
>>563102510The best sinclair build is by far greater expansion + superior duration + vortex web and you just double bunny during teamfights while spamming the best ult on the enemy team. Bolt is great for taking walkers and dealing some damage during teamfights when people aren't paying attention but you shouldn't build or play around it
>thinking about rebinding crouch exclusively to start maining VyperAnyone else had any luck, I feel like my pinkies gonna fall off after a couple of rounds slide spamming
>>563103103>>563102882In a big fight should I be just bolting for damage or attacking and just spamming low damage bolts
>>5631029676.4k gun item for investment, m/s, and pretty good spirit resist. also fire rate
>>563103069Yeah but what is the intended use outside of min-maxxing stats like fire rate or spirit resist, when do i buy it when there are cheaper items that do all of these things but better and cheaper?
>>563102373poocket and droolman require at least some skill to get any value. >>563102274Mo & krill is perfect for you.
>enemy team was getting completely raped before this fag did his aoe stun with refresher into aoe stun (no diminishing returns lel nice game design)no thanks, that's enough out of the reddit robot
>>563103448I AM THE COSMOS
>>563103448I'M DOING IT
>>563103250Your priority in a big fight is hitting as many people as you can with bunny and using the enemy team's biggest ult against them. If you have already done that or can't do it for whatever reason, you should be looking to bolt people, and yes you should be going for max damage bolts. Bolts only need to be in the air for two seconds to reach max damage, a mistake new sinclairs make is throwing them way too far up in the air, since they only need to be in the air for two seconds you can just throw them slightly above the enemy in a parallel line and then redirect once enough time has passed. Bolts are also easier to hit from the high ground, which you can easily acess with assistant teleport.
>>563096370>old disney is le bad now for some reason>also i'm a tranny
>>563103448REARRANGING ATOMS
>>563103165i have crouch on my mouse button (the ones at the side)for every game too, its better than ctrl
i think it may be a good strategy as haze to not fight at all early game, so the enemy forgets to buy counter items, and then destroy them around 25 minutes once you have rico+unstop so you can instantly take mid and do a base push
playing mo & krill and ulting someone brings me a truly indescribable kind of joy
>>563103165I used mouse 5 a lot when playing shiv/vyper for crouch
>>563103867mo lester
>>563103572Another tip i have for sinclair is to change your leveling order based on the enemy team. For example, if they have a drifter you should get max ult since his ult is one of the best to steal and the final level is really good. If you're facing a dynamo, most times two levels into ult is usually fine since the last upgrade is only more damage. The less levels you put into ult means you can level bunny to max faster, which is really good. With some enemy teams you're not even going to bother leveling ult at all, and instead of seeing that as a detriment look at it for a prime bunnymaxxing opportunity. Seriously, bunny is an insane abilitiy, you can single-handedly win teamfights with it.
>>563104025my sinclair tip is dont play it because of mm you can get matched up against a bunch of shit ults and you threw before you even started the game
>>563103165I have spell 1 on ctrl spell 2 on shift and spell three on m4 with crouch on m5.
Dynamo might have the strongest ult in the game but who has the weakest? Billy/Victor/Holiday?
>>563104251It got buffed a lot but i still think its Abrams
>statlocker says i'm e6>i'm actually e4
>>563104251It's Vyper.
So how's toxic bullets on lash? Mystic shot -> toxic for 4.8k?
>>563104251how tf is victor ult weak? its a free lifeand billy ult is basically holding multiple people in place for 5+ seconds
>>563102210It's like poetry
pleaseim begging youstop picking mirage in street brawlhes garbage
Street Brawl is basically casual mode if you want meta picks go play standard.
I know there's an eternus paige main in here and I got a question. What the fuck do you do with teams that are really bad on the initial climb? Do you just eat the loss and keep building normally or try building damage instead of being an active slave?
>>563104251>BillyPulling the entire enemy team in and getting unstoppable is bad?
>>563104824street brawl is forced meta you literally only get reccomended meta items for your hero
>>563103730>>563103943That's what I was thinking, just picked up an mmo mouse a few weeks ago. Got tired of fat fingering my abilities. Muscle memory is gonna be hell to fight for a bit>>563104124How does it feel to have ghoulishly long webbed fingers cave dweller anon?
>>563104736As someone who plays a lot of SB and also only randoms i've come to the conclusion that the best strategy for when i get Mirage is to just hyperfocus on one person and make their game hell. Just pick a single person on the enemy team and focus on constantly stacking djinn's mark on them for the entire match, they'll have to either basically stop playing or die. Unlike the regular mode they can't really go do something else on the map, and if they get debuff remover just change targets.
>>563104913Weaker than most other ultimates yea
>>563104824street brawl players tryhard harder than main mode players
>>563104641Crushing fists on lash for funny
>play mina>die
Is Ivy a great laner with haze? Does tether boost her ult a ton?
>>563104251haze ult is strongest. 4 damage items + cursed relic kills anyone with 0 counterplay EXCEPT rescue beam but yeah that's not happening
>>563104641I mean sure why not. You're going to have a ton of spirit and Toxic is just a borderline OP item anyways.
POOL BACK
I like playing silver and going to late game 100% of the time because she's not even strong enough to push an advantage. And then instantly get melted and not be able to even tell what did it since the damage chart half the time shows my own teammates doing damage to me(it's always wrong).
Enemy team uses their lag switch on me on the final round of street brawl so I'm incapacitated for 40 seconds Why do people take this game so seriously bros
>>563105006I think billy tether is better treated as a leash than a pull, and it forces people to address you rather than the rest of the team
>>563105297Sorry brother she's going to feel bad until every single carry gets the victor treatment.Why would you ever play her when you can just hop on Venator and be good at every stage of the game.
>>563104525Vyper's ult is not bad, she's just a weird character. Her ult has an insane 2x spirit scaling so it deals a ton of damage, is an instant interrupt for every strong ult the enemy team may have, has a low CD, infinite range and is AoE at the last level. Its great for catching people who are even slightly out of position because you can petrify them from so far away. Its also one of the best options for stealing rejuv in the game. She's a very weird character where she really wants to go gun but also her spirit options are insanely good. If you go early spirit vyper and just run around ganking people with your ult and lethal venom you can snowball pretty fast.
>>563105405they found out that street brool can boost (You) to eternus 6 and its the faster game mode (I made everything up btw)
venator aura farm
>My fifteen minute unranked 4v4 with randomized items is completely serious!!! Pick meta heroes!!!
>>563105405>make a mild comment about sweats in a brool match>the obvious 4 stack all take turns with the usual "your just bad lol lmao ez ez">call them a 4 stack>silence the whole rest of the gameShitcord stacks will act like king fuck of shit mountain for styling on people daring to learn new heros in the gamemode for learning new heros. It's like niggers who get their jollies off by punting cats, subhuman behavior
>>563105880>>563105708
>>563104251Silver, as other shit ults you can at least not use if you don't want to.
>>563105915HOLY TRIGGERED KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>563104913It's buggy as fuck, the pull has little consistency and occasionally doesn't give you the unstoppable buff at all.
>>563105294poule baque
>Game is fucked>Sell every item>Cheat Death, Marpet, Golden Egg
>>563106161you need LOS for the pull. if you're not getting unstoppable post the match id so the devs can fix the bug. i highly doubt that's happening though
>563106098 (you)
where the FUCK is the patch
>>563105915>"these 4 people are playing the casual mode with their friends. WHAT LOSERS!!!!"
>>563106098>shitcorder exposedkek
Can they remove Seraphim wings? It's the most retarded broken item in Street Brawl. I know Street Brawl is a clown game but christ it's so fucking stupid compared to all the other items
>>563106408Cope it's the second funniest item in that mode behind shrink ray
>>563105915Anon it's okay to not have friends, it doesn't make you an lesser of a human
does this game have a cool DoT hero other than the finger guns fire guy
>magic carpetLowkirkuinely why would you ever buy this item
>>563106271>>563106398THE FUCKING MELTY FROM ALLCHATTING IN 1(ONE) UNRANKED GAME LMAOOOOOOOOO WE NEED MORE ESSAYS LIKE THAT. WRITE A BOOK KEEEEEEEEEK
>>563106265I'm gonna get the ID next time it happens, it's like once every ten games or some shit and it's fucking infuriating.The LoS is messed up too, sometimes the chain breaks after 0.1 seconds outside of LoS other times they can be out for over half a second and still get yanked. Not even some shit like small objects not breaking the LoS, I've had people go behind walls and still get pulled.
>>563106547Shrink Ray is fineWings is basically someone is invincible, might as well name it god mode
>>563105915not saying you're wrong since street brawl players are turd sucking faggots anyways, but why would I ever solo queue in standard when I have more fun queuing duos/trios with friends
>>563106586>coolno>DOTshiv, drifter, mirage kinda you apply stacks and it pops
>>563106589it makes me laff
>>563106586everyone's a dot hero this patch toxic bullets is OP
>>563106823>shiv>not coolshiv is cool
>this many trooncord baitfagsI'm noooooticing
>Nooticing an uptick in cheatersWhat is going on?
>>563105915>>563107002HAHAHAHAH RESPOND TO THE REPLIES. YOU'RE GETTING CLOWNED ON LOOOOOOOOL
>>563107002trooncord status? jumped.
>>563107121new cheats came out from those russian sites
seriously though do anyone other than total nerds play street brawl? Where is the whimsy? It's just the same six heroes on the enemy team perpetually. Doesn't anyone try and have fun? Pick heroes they like?
>>563107121first mp valve game?
>>563107121Rusnigs mad that their countrymen got disqualified for cheating.
>563107129 (you)
>>563106589You can use it to cheese ult on graves.
>>563107353>>563107002>>563106271>>563105915>>563105915XHE'S DODGING ALL THE REPLIES HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>563107305I'm asking for stuff like this>>563107248Unfortunately I'm getting on in my years and can't compete against cheaters without exhausting myself (I also don't have the patience anymore)
finally. after 3 weeks i am in emissary. (haze only)
>563107478 (you)
>>563107121RuZZians started playing Haze
Rank rework has been needed for like 2 years This shit is unacceptable and unplayable
>>563105915HOLLIDAY IS SUCH A SHIT CHARACTER STOP PICKING IT YOU RETARDS
>>563107704>You're cumming with me!
>>563104394>Doorman wastes his team mates' time with his ult again
>>563107593>>563107353>>563106271>THE INTELLECT OF YOUR TEAMMATE IN STREET BROOL KEEEEEEEEK
you can pretty much always tell what type of person someone is when they hate discord and say shit like trooncord. it is equal parts hilarious and pathetic
>>563107624>>563107121first mp valve game?
>this is the state of /dlg/ while yoshi is kicking his feet up in hawaii
>>563107884??? it's a faggy chatroom for gay ERP what's to like about the people who use it? eat shit
>>563107884You mean based?
>>563107757The ult isn't for efficiency, it's for humiliation
>>563107978shit is laughable, Blizzard has better control over their ranks
>>563107624works on my machine
>>563107884Anything Discord related outside of using it as a way to game with friends you know IRL is troon coded
>>563108085>having a couple small ~10 people servers for your different friend groups means you're a 16 year old tranny going into grooming servers and erpingit's quite literally more telling that you think the only use for discord is the freakazoid shit rather than literally just being an alternative to skype for your friends
>>563108202go back, blizztranny
>>563108341HotS is king btw
>>563108337whatever you say, discord kitten. Have fun hanging out with your 14 year old friends.
>>563108420king of dead games >btw
>>563105915>all this seethe from brown boysl e m a o
>>563108420>how do we design heroes for a fantasy game>Overwatch crossover!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>563108341every one of them is built for bwc btw
>>563100525He's fine, other supports are just better + lots of shit players gravitate towards Rem because he's easy to play but with bad macro he's basically useless.
>>563108739that game was Blizzard crossovers from all games
>>563108739did you think they were just going to arbitrarily exclude one of blizzard's major franchises from the blizzard franchise moba
>>563109025>>563109059>the same blizzdrones eating up the fantasy heroes in their sci fi shooterLOOOOOOOOL
>>563104641I always run toxic on lash and I rush it if they have good players on big bodies on the other team (I usually buy it before tankbuster in this case).
Damn it feels good to play THE LASH in a rank where nobody knows counterspell is even a thing
>team comms through chat command wheel>win with a 70k leadwtf is this secret tech?
>>563109560sex
>>563109769There's an even more secret forbidden Chinese tech called turning your microphone on
>ban mirage >get him on my team>he is retarded
>>563109987I only use my mic to call people retarded
>>563108420HotS really was the last good project from Blizzardit's kinda sad because the recent updates to it have been pretty dodgy and it feels like this is the start of the enshittification process
>>563109769I exclusively comm with the wheel or chat with lots of success. VC fag's insist you need to hear them heavy breathe into the mic but it isn't necessary
>>563108420whitemane is peak sexo
my ivy got mad at me for not solo lash ulting a silver who was on them and killed them who was in the wrong
>>563110103In my experience banning a character always puts them as my enemy laner and they're always a sweaty onetrick of that character
I am very, very tired of taking a glance at the team comps, making a guess who wins and being right 80% of the time.What's even the point of playing this shit out, it's fucking slots
>>563110241
>1st main ivy>2nd rem>3rd calico>now getting into celesteam I gay as fuck?what the hell2 BIPOC and a lesbian
>>563110103I wish I could ban Mirage, Shiv and Rem, purely because they ruin games with how incompetent the players always are.
>>563110535no, you can't. game balance is fine. there is zero way to determine the outcome right at game start be serious
>>563110535yo hit me up when the betting sites host deadlock matches
how it feels to main Celeste
>>563110537Let's see what this grub can do
Does this game need to be installed on an SSD to run properly?
>>563110430I main ivyUsually if I die it's because I'm out of position If I get solo killed by silver I fucked up at least 90s agoIf you were with Ivy such that the fight could have started 2v1 against silver, yeah, you should have helped out. Ults grow back. Otherwise Ivy got filtered by the minimap before the fight even started
>>563111247it runs fine on HDD just expect a bit longer loading times at the start of the game and while opening it.
>>563107121RussiansIf they'll cheat on a livestream you know they'll cheat silently
what's the weakest most embarrassing lane you could lose to earlyivy viktor? maybe graves in there somewhere?
>>563111247
Celeste is fun as hell because you can just perch on top of a structure and rain down your 3 on the enemy while waiting for your team to show up
Is it due to the netcode? Sometimes game feels like it has that patent from cod that fucks with your hitreg and your bullets/items/spells simply don't hit the targets.
>>563110893No need, it's a very easy betting strategy. You count all the m1ggers and big fat 4 buttons on each team, then assign the victory to the team with the higher count. Subtract 1 for every character that is somewhat harder to play or a Rem. It's consistently right enough to compensate you for any surprising upsets like a 0/20 Haze or a Lash who hasn't figured out to jump before he ults.Make sure to post your mad capital gains once the betting opens!
>>563111247stop being poor.
>>563111558Take your pick
>>563111935>victor not the lowestwtf
>>563111668>mfw harassing people with my 1, 8 stamina bars+speed bridge buff until they die or fuck off from my lane
>>563111935>Miku is the worst laner How the mighty have fallen...
>>563111558Victor + Graves is the weakest I could think of. Though someone like Abrams would probably find the skulls a bit annoying.
>>563112023His laning is bad but it's really not totally awful with Pain BatteryHe just doesn't scale like he used to.
>Our Bebop uses their mic to make weird noises and never communicates with the rest of team>It's a girl>Throws multiple times>Goes 2-14
As Graves I win lane 95% of the time
I absolutely love this games support cast and the way valve has been handling supports as a role but if you have 1 or 2 inting players on your team it just feels hopeless when you're stuck on rem or kelvin.
>>563112129what other combos you got?just had my first celeste gameshe's busted
>>563112626If you carried her she would've had sex with you, oh well
>>563112770I love those candies stop posting them please
>>563112626based autistic girl
>>563112606Other carries like Wraith and Mirage got a lot better in lane though. And still scale better.
>Play Warcrimes woman>Ult towers>WinIt really is that easy huh?
who is this Valve in the forums
>get haze lane partner>first item egg>holds onto egg for the entire 35 min matchGimme me some retard teammate stories so I dont feel alone. That shit physically hurt me.
The next patch we get will be March 6th tier
>>563105180>he didn't build extra health+regen in a bad lane
so?
>>563111935>mcginnis is the worst laner>when all she needs to do is permapush with turrets and if you try to fight her you get gang raped by turrets and walljust a reminder that these sites are always dogshit
>>563113493What is a bad lane for Mina? I assume Apollo because he is for everybody, but who else
>>563111935>paigewtf I win lane with her usually.
>There is a "succubus" in the game filesSHE HAD BETTER BE ADDED IN THE NEXT 6 HERO UPDATE OR WE RIOT!
>>563113590She is probably closer to a tier you expect if you filter by your rank (initiate)
>>563113671It's what they call Ivy in the code because she's so sexy
>>5631135625, its a must buy in lane alongside extra regen and monster roundsthat being said, L-R tards that never pop their egg the entire game can go kill themselves
>>5631135624It's a good item but your retard teammate will chimp out at you if you hold onto it a second long than they they arbitrarily decide you should have popped it and then they'll throw the game because (you) are trolling.
>>563113671>Mina>NotQoPI'm going to be eating good that's for sure.
>>5631135625 because I play the lane, and I hate that retards get to afk and come out better than me for doing nothing
Is vegas a retard or is his tier list accurate?
>>563112626>queue up>get put into a lane with a girl named stinky femcel hole or something like that>she sometimes makes random noises and whatever but we win lane, she's good>our team is fucking ass so i try and comm and direct macro>everytime i say to do something she says "yes sir!!!" and then repeats my steam name a couple times>giggles when we win teamfights and stuff>still lose because the other 4 people were just too dogshit and i'm not good enough on pocket to 1v9 carry>at the end of the game she says "thank you for your service captain (my name)"god bros she was so cute. if we won i might've added her after the game
I like playing Bebop but it just feels impossible to win with him for some reason. Even if I get ahead it just feels like I always manage to get teammates who never look at the minimap. So I either have to spend all the time dealing with lanes pushing against us, or join the retards who constantly try to force fights when they are behind and have no apparent advantage.
>>563113870my penis is so hard
>>563113996It's certainly better than metro's.
>>563114001yuck
>>563114210I would.
its down
>>563114210WOULD
>>563107121>My opponent is complaining about how well I am denying their souls (I am clean though)>Dynamo nigger chimes in about how easy cheats are to obtain and posts a link>First guy admits he would download cheats but doesnt trust the site enoughThese cheat chimps piss me off. Theres no point in playing if you're gonna cheat. Its sad they dont understand this.
>>563114210thats not a fucking gargoyle
god, grey talon is such an annoying faggothad to order my Drifter to rape him on sight
>>5631135625 if you know your lane isn't going anywhere quicklyThough you really need to dump it for a 3.2k at 10m or rush something like refresher with it.
>>563114523They're the same baboons that would buy a boost or brag about being a high rank despite playing like Metro.
>>563114210Ivy's sister is even hotter than her, damn
>>563107121>>563114523Rest easy in knowing that cheatfag PCs are infested in malware and crypto miners
Ban cheat mods
>>563114583I usually use it to rush curse on Paige or Rem. And then immediately buy another one if I have an open slot.
>most watched streamer on twitch rn is very obviously cheatingnice game, deadtards
>There are Apollo players out there RIGHT NOW playing Apollo that don't have flawless advance bound to a mouse button.
>le vagueposting
its up
>>563114902
>>563114971its a "movement tech is cheating" tranny
>>563110927Am I suppose to know who this is?
>>563115173That's correct though.
>>563114902isn't it fascinating that some people can draw well but their art is inherently unappealing
>>563115180nipple dress
>mods arent cheating
>>563115275STAY IN YOUR LANE LEAGUETRANNY LMAOOOOOOO
>>563115363Pretty good list all in allBut I reckon move Ivy up 2 tiers, and move everyone else down roughly 30 tiers
>>563115180only if you fuckwhich you clearly don'tchapell roansome ran thru chick that turned dykewhich is funny but also hotand her music's alright i guess
>>563109769>headed to shop>headed to shop>headed to shop>headed to shop>headed to shop
>>563109769What's the plan?
>>563115363swap vindicta and graves
louder melee noises and player outlines are just for my quality of life tho haha
>>563115610The only people I fuck are those in my opposing lane
>>563115363graves is 18+they literally gave her panty models if you look up in zipline
>>563115735and unspent souls lol, that doenst really make a difference in the game I just like to look at it. Doesnt give me any advantages vanilla players dont have
>>563115660>Someone pauses>Ping What's the plan?>People start strategizingIts that shrimple
https://x.com/J43GeR1/status/2042370731334406231
>>563115315That's just Tumblr in a nutshell>>563115837She also has to be 18+ for ESRB reasons
>>563116171rem is obviously a child though
Doorman is so obnoxious to play against. Yet another character that requires you to purchase an item that disables his ability to be a gigantic faggot (Unstoppable) or else he vortex web carts you into walkers/his spawn every 30 seconds.
just buy unstoppable, metal skin, warp stone, cruse, counterspell, spirit res, rebuttal, and kockdown and phantom strike and plated armor, and dispel magic every game bro haha
>two of three lanes are winning>third lane is abrams/mirage who are somehow getting dogwalked by pocket/doorman>constantly snipping and crying about how shitty the other is in voice chat>have to drag them kicking and screaming to a win
>>563114001the dream
>>563103165i have all my abilities, melee, and crouch bound to side buttonsyes i have 6 buttons on the side of my mouse
I see people using QSR on mirage but what skill do they use it on? same with magnum
>>563115518>abusing bugged mechanics is... LE GOODKill yourself HIVan
>>563090747>irish>pedophilefork found in kitchen
>>563117223tranny found at the end of rope
>get a shitload of kills and top 1 souls>lose anyway because you're not the hypercarry on your team and nobody knows how to press the advantageAwful episode with way too many reruns
where. is. the. patch.
>>563117329and you are the same rank as these people
Can the anti-AI taskforce patrolling the net and whining about AI do something about the literal AI slop matchmaking algorithm we have
>>563114210Sleep paralysis Ivy
>have dogshit aim so I gravitate to characters like Geist/doorman>sick of getting turbostomped by ult hates>play 1(ONE) haze game to see if it's as brain dead as it seems>go 18/3/10 and shit stomp in high oracle This shit needs to be fixed. Unstoppable is retarded.
make dispel magic usable on allies
>>563117665your divine barrier, anon?
>>563117425Indeed.One could think this poses the Pisslower's Dilemma - if you believe yourself better than the other apes, you should not touch the game unless your roster is Haze/Infernus/Wraith. You stand to gain everything and have nothing to lose by doing so (except for personal enjoyment, but who even plays video games for that)
>Girl on the micI don't mean this in a misogynistic way but girls should not be in my games. I start playing worse as I can't focus on the game and instead focus on getting married with her and starting a family. We need a mens only queue.
>>563117702Make dispel magic usable on allies.
Not sure why this game doesn't have win streak bonuses.At least for these nigger low ranks, you should be able to climb out of it quickly, otherwise you're just encouraging smurfs.
>>563117784Just remember that girls want nothing to do with weird greasy incels like us and ignore the thoughts moron.
What are the odds that a lot of changes they make are just adding things they removed from kits and removing things they added to kits since the March 6th update
Remove counterspell from the game
>>563090376Calm down Mina!>>563090525Calm down Geist!
>>563118486as long as metal skin is also removed
>>563118392It would be a good sign because it would show they're willing to admit changes were a mistake.
>>563115518wtf is this realLeague isn't so gay it actively punishes rotations, surely
Yamato needs a nerf to her 2 attach range and also add a max distance before it breaks
>>563116757i dont get it, is drifter trans?
>>563118912its a faggot in a bot match trying to make le funny image
Stinky bitch! Stealing my mvp.
>>563118805what happens if she attaches to you and you go through a doorman portal? does it get canceled or does she fly to your location anyway?
anyone got that chart of which characters get the most rule 34 pics?
>>563119153it works through Sinclair tp no matter the range and cross map TP so I assume so
>>563119116mancafe spotted
Sorry boys no more chat box images, we've gotta wrap it up nonny doesn't like em anymore
>>563115363swap Mina and Silver
>>563115363>apollo is confirmed 18>graves is supposed to be the same age as him
Will this game be a cheater haven or a ruski daycare in the future?
>>563116325when will valve release a full scale 3d replica of abrams’ BIC
>>563114210>>563114283>>563114449>>563115363>>563114643Furries are weird.
>>563115660セブンスムーンはここでは終わらん。
>>563119116This is what I meant when I say 99% of doorniggers are boosted animals, this particular one just kept trying to kidnap people. They the most broken kit in the entire game and never use it properly.
>>563117784I don't care if a girl is playing except if she's playing Paige. Women Paige players are so insufferable its not even funny; idk why but Paige attracts the most annoying women known to deadlock. If you encounter any Paige playing woman please call her a slur for me.
>>563119610that's your main playerbase
>>563119909Women don't play Paige, only trannies do.
>>563117983I got placed in alchemist and won my first 17 games in a row and ended up in emissary after all of that lul
>>563120084Well that would explain a lot; call those cunts a slur too.
Alright listening to the yamato lines makes me want to feed on her. Don't queue if you're Oracle IV btw.
>>563119909women play victor
>>563119984mfw
>>563118486this will be the day the game dies, thankfully valve arent as retarded as anon
Is Tank Silver a meme? Should I just play Billy?
>>563119610I'm not a furry I'm more of a monsterfucker/zoophile
>>563120994Animal abuser
>>563114701does the 50 cent warden mod constitute as a cheat mod?
>Keep dipping in and out of Arcanist V because shitters can't stop dying 16 times in laneEven with Haze I can't carry this shit please make it stop
>>563120916>Is Tank Silver a meme?It's no more or less a meme than any other Silver build. Which is to say... yes.
No flipping way
>>563121263Carry faster
how do you feed a victor of all heroes five fucking kills in lane phasewhat does victor even DO in lane phase
>>563121329....?
>>563114001I would have folded
yoshi has been viewing a lot of threads lately...
What are the chances Haze evades the nerf wave?Mirage it's probably fucked (thankfully), but I am worried that Yoshi will just ignore her, given that she is never a problem in "pro-play".
>>563120572Counterspell is the reason the game is dying.
>>563121089child rapist
>>563122269low, people on reddit complain about her frequently
>>563122269Go fuck yourself if this isn't bait
>>563122269it is likely characters that need nerfs wont get them
>>563122269haze mirage and kelvin probably are getting their kneecaps broken
>>563122269ult bot haze has been the subject of reddit complaints and multiple creator videos in the last few weeks so very slim
>>563122269I would have no problem if she couldn't use items in ulty, but it's stupid as fuck that she can just warpstone/unstop/fury whenever she wants during the ult.
>>563122310the game is highly alive
>>563122768No thanks to counter spell.
>our Haze is a bit of a potato and does nothing but die for most of the match>accept it and play the match>some dicey fights towards the end but we pull through and end up winning>checking postgame stats>nootice our Haze gathered 10 kills seemingly out of nowhere>check her build order>already know where this is going>check the graphsjust. press. 4.what more do you needJUST PRESS IT
>>563122458not dynamo?
>>563122928forgot him, desu, he's getting the bat too. no way his 2 survives in its current state.
>>563122901victor was more honest than this
>>563122901>close quarters>no toxic bullets>titanic magbased SEEKERGOD
guess the hero
Will this patch include item balance changes you think? >>563123119kelvin
>>563123119This could be any hero below Ritualist
>>563123039you at least understand victor is a threathaze will just pop out of nowhere and rape your entire team in 4 seconds god forbid she buys mercurial magnum and now the only counter stops working
>>563123274both are/were cancerous
>nobody would buy the damn counteritems so ended up playing support Silver with a fat stack of purple actives>can see the point where I started getting them by how Boot Kick explodes on the damage graphMaybe that Spirit Silver Anon is onto something
I think I will buy bounty collector today
>>563123508you're rushing arctic blast right?
>>563123559>bounty collectornew item?
>play dota>no build required>play deadlock>must follow a build to a Tthis means I'm bad, doesn't it?
> Finally climb out of seeker again> First game at Alchemist I> Dynamo and Shiv feed 14 kills to Drifter on lane> Later find out this is because Drifter's lane partner is a Rem who rushed Silence Wave, Knockdown, and Disarming Hex to lock down Dynamo for towerdive kills> I'm Infernus, Haze is on my team> Drifter fucking demolishes everything> Finally gets caught in a Dynamo ult and I kill him> Soon Haze and I are both equal to him in soul count> Drifter is gloating in all chat about how great he and his premade are> The rest of his team is terrible> Haze and I wipe his team and they lose> Drifter has a fucking meltdown in chat
>still no patchokay, time to install every nude mod
>umm just beat haze in lane she is weak early bro>can easily win trade thx to fixation>get dagger = free heavy meleeWhat part of this is weak
>>563123943>rushed Silence Wave, Knockdown, and Disarming Hex to lock down Dynamo for towerdive killshow the fuck are you still in the laning phase when you have this many items?
>>563123918yeah obviouslyyou'll get therecourse of learning is probably something like basic understanding -> mechanics -> map strategy -> itemization strategy, just like dotaplay games until you start having enough free mental stack to naturally start wondering about your itemization during play
patch never ever, and be thankful because what comes next WILL be worse
>>563123640No, I'm a slave to Express Shot
>dynamo/geist laneGive these mfs the victor treatment already
>>563124054is there a way to load up without the skill notifications too? or do I just need to make a build without skill assignments.
>>563123119Rem
>>563124004It's because Dynamo and Shiv were feeding. They were both like 0-10 by the time lane phase ended, and Drifter had something like 14k at the 10 minute mark.
Who is the most honest hero to play
>>563124460billy
>>563124460Lash, Billy
>>563124131sameI go something like gun breakpoint with close quarters into green breakpoint into express shot into straight arctic blast then buy purple/green utility through the mid game
You CAN do the secret shop ceiling jump consistently, can't you, anon?
>>563124460Venator
>>563124460Thirding Billy, seconding Lash, I would also throw in Geist.
>>563124460silver
>>563124460silver, no one else
>>563124574That's old news>Midboss skip>Zipline reverse>Double ledge loop>Scootshoot action haul>Pre-ledge into stair anticipateIf you can't do these you are going to lose
>>563119984What manner of creature is that waste of felt meant to represent?
>>563124964at least half of these are fake
>>563124964>Pre-ledge into stair anticipateI discovered this by accident, and man it has made a difference
>>56312457490% of the time it works every timeOtherwise I wind up flailing around down there and guarantee that it would be faster to simply walk out the stairs to lane
>>563124574Weirdly enough I always do it when I'm dropping in quickly to buy, but when I'm being chased my brain short circuits and I just run up the stairs like a trog.
>>563120916>Tank SilverDo it, the enemies will love the big floof gently clawing at them.
I don't understand why some players pick, play, and build a character to play in a role the character is not meant to be played in, and then whine about it. Wouldn't it be much easier to just play a character that is suited to the play style you want?
>don't play for a month>now I can't really keep up with these high ascendant low eternus fags>don't enjoy playing anymorewelp, I'm out, later fags.
>Every game is one or two teammates that refuse to play safe/passive in a losing laneEvery game you get someone going 1-11 1-9 in lane
>>563125551im limit testing and trying out a new build I created
>>563120916trying to tard tank and shred people in wolf form requires stacking firerate oranges and resist vegetablesif you're not stacking firerate I don't know what you're doing in wolf form other than being a mild distraction. maybe you could do some stupid thing with duration and echo shard to keep carries disarmed forever
>>563124460Ivy
>leaker just said that Vindicta already has a bikini skinDEADTARDS??????????
>>563125551>teammates mindlessly rush into losing fights again and again and again and again even when their team is more fed>"GG someone fed Drifter"
>>563125763I need to suck #0000FF toes so bad
>>563125551STOP PLAYING SAFE YOU SISSYFVCKING BROOOOOOOOL WITH ME AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH
>>563125763Valve would never...
why does crackshot even proc on creeps
>>563125763Mina is going to singlehandedly fund this game's development for the next half decade.
>>563126042wait it does?that seems fucking stupid
>>563125763cute toes!
>>563125763when has valve ever pandered to gooners this feels like actual larp
>>563125763>bikinilameunless its a cowprint bikini with a bell around her neck
I see Valve has decided to give me the turbo dogshit teammates after winning too much. It was fine, but now I have people who are clearly new and don't understand anything about the macro
>>563126223Dota arcanas.
Can someone tell me what's the logic behind upgrading Yamato's 2 first? Because my friend is doing the 2maxxing build and he insists you're supposed to harass people in lane with your two, which leads to him eating 50 auto attacks and dying so that can't be it
>>563124574No, I only play brool
>>563126042helps you farm and control the laneit should only have a 5 second cd on creeps instead of 10
>>563126447I always put 2 levels into 2 first, then max 1, then three. then finish off 2.
>>563126223Dota has some horny ass skinsMostly fan made but stillDeath Prophet has one that gives her a fat ass with jiggle physics
>>563126447level 2 grapple gives +40 spirit on use and increases the range to silly
>>563126447procs lifestrike and spirit snatch or whatever, and +40 spirit power is kinda huge
>>563126530>>563126601>>563126615How do you lane as her though, surely you don't spam grapple in lane because he's just losing every trade by doing it
>>563126643You grapple and use 1/3 if you lose that trade somehow then wait until you can use 4
Playing this hero is soul crushing, even if you are mechanically better. It doesn't matter since you lose to all the easier meta characters. Very strong burst and chase but you just die if you can't kill everyone. I geuss I should just play Apollo but I enjoy yamato more.
This game is so Dead on Arrival, the only reason it won't face the fate of Concord is because of skin gambling/trade. But for people who want to play a good game it's already finished. Icefraud did it again, and Valve adds another garbage multiplayer game into their resume. Should've sticked to single player games, honestly.
>>563126814what is this retarded post as if they didn't face consequences 10 seconds after the game
>>563124574Yes, since before they made it easier.
>>563112216It's cause her turrets suck, especially against so many of the new characters who have gigantic AoE spirit nukes, which can kill the turrets with 0 risk even with resistances. I don't even think they shoot at Graves skulls.
Wait, does Crackshot not scale with weapon damage AT ALL? Is this character the pinnacle of retarded design?
>>563126814>wtf you can't find bugs during closed beta
>>563127025>I don't even think they shoot at Graves skulls.new character buff lol
>>563126814The freaking alpha test is DEAD because they didn't anticipate something... how could they freaking do this... do they not have a test build of the game or something??????
>dynamo/haze/kelvin on the enemy teamWell I think that's enough deadlock for the foreseeable future until a patch.
>>563125763>skins already instead of actually fixing the game RIP Deadlock 2024-2026Been nice knowing you
>>563127035>Is this character the pinnacle of retarded design?on one end of the spectrum, yes
>>563126447never tried it myself and probably never will, but it kinda makes sense sense since since POWAAA SLASHUUU gives bullet resist while channeling, so you can basically int people unless they spirit bomb your bootypersonally i like maxxing 1 for the raw damage and range
>>563126902>>563127063>>563127140Valvetard truly are worse than Nintentrannies
>>563117602She's completely broken and even moreso if you have any amount of aim, since her passive is as retarded as Mirage's and Mina's, being able to stack it from any range, except with no reduction to it unlike Mina or Infernus. You can easily get 20+ stacks on someone without them being able to trade back well, and then you just win every trade as long as you can keep poking them every few seconds. The ridiculously OP sleep dagger and the invis are just bonuses, her ult is completely busted.
>>563127315>and the invisthat comes with a free dispel magic btw LOL
>>563127305>ESL hates good video games, has a melty when Whites don't agree with himLikely a mobileslop brownoid, many such cases.
>Phantom 1>get placed in an Ascendant 2 game>play against one of the most retarded enemy players I've ever foughtwell alright
>>563126902Congratulations, anon. You just discovered engagement baiting! (read: rage-baiting).Every tabloid since the 1830's has been doing this retarded shit, and guess what, it's only getting more and more popular as social media devolves into thoughtless statements sent out into the void like a fart from a celestial body in the void of space.>Eye catching or offensive title, statement that is half-truth or given without context.You get more replies by being wrong then you do by being right.As the western world dumps more and more of their fake money into the infrastructure to power AI this shit is only going to get worse and worse, and the line between what is true and what isn't will get blurred as more and more people with internet access are exposed to it.
WHERE ARE THE PATCH NOTES
>>563122269Celeste is one of the most broken characters in the game and she got buffed last patch. Expect every patch to be increasingly retarded.
>>563126902>>563127063>>563127140>The richest gaming company in the world can't into basic math>"LEAVE THE TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY ALONE!!!"
Next patch will have a hero with Arcane Surge build into their kit, not as a passive ability just a part of the chracter like celeste's movement is
>Teammates feed 20 kills in 10 minutes>I usually go positive and at least ((win)) my lane>"Sorry anon it looks like this rank might be a little too tough for you let's bump you down three more ranks :)"I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS I HATE MOBAS
>>563124460Billy since he forces you to interact with the worst parts of the game as well as you can (melee and movement) otherwise he sucks ass.
>>563127513i know what it is i did not engage with it
>>563095789It's baffling how they got rid of the debuff remover on his 2
>>563126223people are saying dota skins but dota skins exist to be stared at from above, 3000 feet away so they can't be that goonerfied. this indeed feels like larp, but who knows maybe they really caught some creative bug or something.. either way they need to work on character remodels not fucking skins at this point
>>563127163>artists are the same people who balance the game
>>563127724that was the part that needed nerfed the most
>>563127376>Everyone says the most obnoxious part of Victor's kit is the fact that he gets like 5 free dispels>Give it to Haze also, who has one of the best guns in the entire game, an ult as teamfight-winning as Black Hole, a completely broken passive that is about as good as Mirage's stupid passive>Also give her a spammable super-fast projectile CC that can cuck Lash ult, one of the only things good against Haze.
>>563126102Trvke and that's a good thing
>this is your first deadlock cosmeticyour response?
>>563127865yeah devs are retarded
>>563127305>>563127537>NOOOO YOU THIS ALPHA PLAY TEST ISNT PERCECT NYAOOOOOOWhy are you brown?
Just had a lobby with an Oracle vindicta and a smurf M&K completely shitting my EmissaryGOD rankup game! That was such fun dude, my infernus went like 0/10 in lane and mina was 0/8! I love balanced games and smurf subhumans Yoshi thank you for your continued service :D>>563104251Mirage me thinks, it's not useless but it doesn't do anything in teamfights like most ults. I'd say Vindy's ult is kinda on the weak side because it only serves as an execute and unlike shiv it doesn't give movement? idk.
Why do some characters get to use items during ult and others dont?
>>563127885>covering her thongfuck off
>>563127732>exist to be stared at from above, 3000 feet away so they can't be that goonerfied.>league>exists
>>563128036>30 second cd full map teleport is weakYou deserve to be gatekept out of emissary.
>>563128080Dev favorites, like how Celeste's ult gave you back 50% of the cooldown if you somehow managed to miss an extremely fast and massive projectile, without even hitting a creep. Or how she just gets better movement than the entire cast for free, so unless you have a ton of stuns she just wins every fight.Haze is also a dev favorite since she's never gotten meaningful nerfs.
>>563128095this is still valve at the end of the day, you're never gonna get rivals-tier goonbait skins
>Mirage me thinks
Mirage is super strong, but he feels boring to play.
Hey /dlg/ I need help with somethingHow would you describe Paige's job on the field? Like specifically what is her job? What does she want to be doing?
support
>>563128280Stand 15 feet behind your team's best player, dont let them die
>>563128153It does nothing in TF>Oh you can appear behind the enemy!Just use your zipline and go to the tf like a normal human?
>>563128249Because he's another boring M1 carry with a broken as fuck passive like Haze or Mina. He's got the same problem as Mina did before, where he gets extremely good sustain (that also reduces your damage for no reason), a get out of jail free card with the tornado, and a completely busted passive that just rewards you for... managing to land one shot every 2 seconds. Arguably more busted than Mina since you at least had to land several shots to make it work.
*teleports across the map and shoves a scarab up your ass*heh, nothin personnel
>>563128375what does Team Fortress have to do with a moba?
>bites you for 100 damage in lane after 5 shots pointblank and has a 5 business days to trigger again Broken passive
>>563128412not to mention the scarab hitbox is gigantic, basically impossible to miss
>>563128375Based retard
>I GOT TOP DMG YOU SHITTER!Nigger you went 1/17, I sure the fuck hope you did get top dmg
>>563128412Mina and Haze are more fun to play desu.
>>563128697It's gigantic AND fast, AND it's not particularly easy to see too.>>563128550Mina's passive USED to be broken as fuck, it's still extremely strong but not just a free lane win ability.
>>563128758ok but who cares about your 1-3 scoreline when you have 13k damage.
>>563128790Haze at least has funny stuff with the sleep dagger and invis, even if her ult and passive are broken. I don't really like Mina since I think having that many disjoints is just inherently dumb and OP
>>563128737Are you telling me it's better than idk, an Abrams stun? or a Shiv executing you from 200km?Just shove the wave like a normal person and be in the fight when it starts
How in God's name do I lane as Lash without feeding?>Ground Pound is telegraphed as fuck>Even if you land a pound from the skybox, you lose the trade as get shot in the back retreating from both enemies>Flog tickles>Gun is a joke>Ult has no range
> losing my 4th consecutive game> all of them because a lane fed and is double digit death by minute 8> just abandon the game and eat the penalty, feel so much betterI don't care if I contribute to matchmaking being trash, I am not going to sit for 40 minutes and be the NPC of a some annoying and retarded player stack.Unironically fuck this game
>>563128836ty for doing 30k dmg shitter-kun
>>563127885CUTEFEET
>>563128992How is ground pound telegraphGet mystic burst
>>563128992You can rotate the ground pound midair and it actually hides the landing hitbox that enemies can see.
>>563128992>idk>schmoovement, mystic burst>qsr>headshot booster>mystic expansion
Is Lighting Scroll + Rapid Recharge Vindicta the new normal
>>563128992If you haven't tried the zip-majestic leap into ult teach please try it
Why does this game still gave so many pkayersCan it fucking die already so I can get good games again
Playing against Rem is so fucking gay dude. When the match hits eight minutes you have to run around and fight for your sinners else he's just going to fucking steal everything, and of course you're always the literal only person in the entire team even trying to stop him but then he ults heavy melees and throws a pillow at your face while you're already half HP because again you have to take the sinners before he steals them so he just kills you steals your ball and walks away because apparently your team doesn't give a shit
>>563128992You don't really win lanes as The Lash but if you use the nearby buildings on the sidelanes to clear waves at your guardian or the vent boosts in the middle lanes you can at least keep your guardian to around 10-15 minutes before you start roaming.Mystic burst, headshot booster, Monster Rounds and extra regen of course. Lash has gone from high A tier from the start of the game to C tier sad to witness really. Counterspell has been the deathblow to him.
>>563128992>ground pound is telegraphedDoesn't matter if you kill them. Jump them when they're low. If your lane partner is incapable of getting them low so you can never secure a kill, then try ganking another lane (ideally with ult).>you lose the trade as you retreatJust grapple away? I've never hit the 1+3 combo on someone, grappled away, and felt like I lost that exchange. And again if you 1 them when they're low then they just die, there's nothing to trade.>flog ticklesMystic burst + QSR = flog very good in lane. Use it off cooldown, it's good damage and sustain. 1 is more situational.>gun is a jokeBuy headshot booster first item and work on your aim, his gun is solid.>ult has no rangeYeah ult is trash in lane. Just use it to catch people overextending pushing your guardian. You'll be lucky to get one.
>>563129681You will get your sinner stolen on the side with 4 sinner regardless, just kill Rem instead
>>563129735just buy egg at that point, pussyboi
I can’t be the only one looking forward to skins
>>563129681There's something fucking weird going on because in all of my recent matches I've had to lane against Rem
icefrog should NEVER buff doorman again
>>563129887He wanted tips on how to survive not how to thrive niggerman
>>563128280her job? being a cute chubby shortstack nerd that wears glasses
>>563129942I know it's never going to happen, but an official 50 cent Warden skin would be too kino for this world.
>>563129942Im looking forward to them if only for the fact that valve will disable mods when they add them so I dont have to watch these horrid DNS skins on stream or retarded meme mods like 50cent and lejew james that every nigger runs
>>563122185>Cinnamon, c'mon, it's me.>Who's Cinnamon?>I am so sorry, I confused you with a very different librarian.
>>563122269haze being an ultbot is boring as fuck, she's supposed to be an assassin that sets up kills from the shadowsshe will get another set of AP reworks
why is geist so thick
>>563130386Oathkeeper needs to keep the souls somewhere
>>563130189Why do you love this nigger so much to bring him up every thread
>>563129942It's going to be a sad day when they add official skins because then they will disable free community ones and replace them with corpo approved garbage. Same fate as the source sprays where you could just pick whatever image you wanted instead we get these boring preselected ones with a limited use like cuck.
>>563130386For sitting on me
The more i play as Doorman i feel like i just get worse. I have 180 games on him and i'm not bad, i have a 55% winrate on him, but also i just keep thinking that i have to do more, to be more efficient and i start getting into my own head. I feel like when i was just trying to do my best i was actually playing better. At some point i started actively trying to play the game better and it either made me play worse or just made me more aware of my mediocrity in a way where i'm having less fun
>>563129942same. luv dis driftah skin but the faggy piercings piss me off
>>563130446because it's fucking funny man, have some whimsy.
>>563130375some of haze I play with these days don't even want to fight without ult and stay in the jungle until it off cooldown
>>563130464I just have fun causing the enemy team grief as doorman.I don't care about winning, I just want to run around at top speed bullying people.
>>563130464Because at this point people have wised up to his gimmick and in higher ranks people overextend less to get punished and thus Doorman fizzles out.
>>563130386She literally made a deal with an ancient demon to be sexy as fuck.
>>563129942Geist making Paige eat her out while they're dressed like that
>>563130450>jump into cs_crackhouse>eyes assaulted by gfur, gore, and a bait terrorist jpeg tucked behind an overturned tabletbf there's a very, VERY good reason
>>563130738That's the thing, i think i'm just trying to be too clever. I'm in Ascendant now and people are really smart. I should just stop trying to be clever and throw bells at people and just raw ult into cart + bell. I've also started just trying so hard, following guides and shit. I was playing better and having more fun before i started cooking my brain every match
>>563130386idk but it fucking sucks. her legs are fat as fuck now it's gross, and her colors are awful. her old model (and gun + gun sounds) was so much better it's crazy
remodels+skins+map(mid boss/jungle)+open beta? is that all on the table then for summer?
>>563114902Venator would've looked like this if Valve weren't cowards
>>563130960they still need to rework literally 75% of the roster as well as do probably one more batch of 6 heroes before even thinking of going into a beta. no, it's not on the table
>bikini skin>but paige and mina have black voidsYeah sure
I have climbed to archon after falling to alchemist trying new heroes, I finally fulfilled my goal
>>563130868I liked the gore and porn because it kept the normalniggers at bay, never bothered me.
>>563107595>anti frogY-YOSHI!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!
>>563107595Pretty much every cheater I've seen have been Russian, idk why they are like this, was the Soviet Union's lack of culture and connection to God? Was it the brutal murder of their royal family? Do we have to go back to the Tatar overlordship? Whatever the case there is something rotten in the Russian soul, Dostoevsky might have some insight to this.
the average person playing deadlock is retarded, but im not haha and neither are you guys
>>563131623Culture thing like China as far as I know, only winning matters
>>563131623can you guys cut out this weird lying lmaoyou're shitting up the discussion so bad, and it's so weird to watch. why can't you just post in your little groomercord?
If you play Paige in brawl, NThat's all I have to say to you
valve hire this man!
>>563131720i have superior knowledge of the video game and therefore come out ahead in my strategic battles with the enemies, but doorman is a nigger
drifter runs like a pedophile
>>563131867What is fucking wrong with modders and adding too much detail to facesAt least the Holliday remodel gets it
>>563131761Just trying to understand the subhuman mentality of the Ruskie many simply disregard them as non-sentient which may well be the case but as a White man of Western Origin I'm cursed with the curiosity divined by God that compels me to explore. You will not understand this and that's okay.
everywhere south and east of bohemia is a cesspool of cheaters
>>563131867>that bulgeis that why everyone wants to fuck him?
>>563131867he should be more monke
>>563130916Post your build
>>563130958Homo nigga alert
>>563131985you got the whole thread laughing bro, post this in your discord im sure you'll get a whole bunch of reacts!!! you know baiting is supposed to be fun right? you're a ghoul
>>563100058>rape and nerf spirit abrams>release Victor who's supposed to fill the niche that was spirit abrams>and then start nerfing victor>and start buffing spirit abrams again>now abrams has old siphon back, nerfed gun builds and victor is a troll pickwhat did Yoshit mean by this
>>563132091>Defaults to baboonery The white chimp is a sad sight.
>>563132124Honestly just rework Victor at this point, there doesn't need to be two "W+circle damage aura" spirit characters
>>563131623The severe alcoholism has made most of them genuinely retarded.
how do you stop shiv from becoming unkillable like 5 minutes in
>>563132307I think what annoys me the most, as an abrams main, is that the morons on my team don't understand that spirit abrams is a farming carry akin to old victor and not an early game BROOOOOOLer like old abrams. You'll get nignogs complaining and crying about me pushing walkers on sololanes as abrams and taking walkers because "brooo you're abrams????"I really wish people actually read changelogs.
>>563132704maybe just play braindead disgusting broken abrams instead of dogshit spirit abrams then..?
>mina>vindictawho else should I pick I like aim characters
>>563132658dont let him farm haha
>try some support>not a single team member has a brain cell enough to kill anyone unless it's grossly outnumbered>never play support againWhat rank do I have to get to to be able to have faith in one of my damage dealers?
Worst thing about current meta is that Escalating exposue abusers benefit from eachother's stacks. Not like it's hard to stack in the first place.
just played a victor match it was miserable hahahahwe won tho
>>563132781You don't even know how the character works, anon.
>>563110241Let's go mid!Let's go mid!Let's go mid!>the m1 carry that we need to kill it when we're at advantage shows up late or not at all>loseit just doesn't matter
>>563132781Both are braindead thoughover>Rush in and punch you XD>Rush in and read book XD
>40 minute game>we have the advantage>no one buys unstoppable>We loseWhy are trannies like this?
Enemy rem>Healing Tempo T5 helper split pushing faggotsTeam rem>Pillow
>>563131623It's a mix of nationalistic pride and an overall underhanded culture, very similar to the Chinese.
>Play off-hours>Lobbies drop from eternus to ass 1 and phantom skill>They are somehow harder>Here's your braindead doorman btw, the boosted animal carried by the hero.
>Play Haze>Buy unstoppable>WinIts as shrimple as that
>>563133158seems like you don't either kek
>>563133659Just counterbuild bro, even though every item that benefits her naturally counters most of the cast you specifically just have to counterbuild!!
>>563133613>trophy collectorWould have just afked instantly desu
>>563133613I see Silver!Cute!
Instill don't know why warden need to charge his ult for 2 hours after announcement of using it when haze is instant
>>563133809Buy metal skin retardThat way she has to waste another 6.4k on top of her unstoppable if she wants to kill you
>>563134049Tales from seeker
>>563133995He's aura farming bro.
>>563134105I chuckccept your sneedcession RETARD
>>563134049>Buy the thing that make you even slower bro!t.Haze
>>563133995because they are different ults on different heroes and behaving similarly would make them feel more redundantwarden is a fast, tanky motherfucker who gets full movement after his ult is charged up
>>563134049This item is the biggest retard check on the planet if you buy itWarp Stone is genuinely the only option because force staff doesn't exist
>>563134280>haze warpstones on top of you after you warp stone awayresponse?
>>563134169Now let's try another exercise, and see if you can have the sense to know you should pump your mobility with Warp Stone as wellProtip: the wrong counterargument here is to go "BUT I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO SPEND MORE"
>>563134342rape
They shouldn't have given Lash those faggy sparkles it makes him go from bravado heel pit fighter to magical stevedore.
>haze went 1/14>look at his steam profile>1400 hours in overwatchNot sure if this game is a wise use of my time. I thought I was playing with dotards, but it seems this is the tranny marvel rivals/overwatch crowd.
>>563134342Have you tried actually using your warp stone in a way that she can't follow?She cannot jump or mantle while using ult... you know that, right?
>>563134392he's both of those things
>>563134506He's not magical.
>>563134370Or just buy only warpstone
>>563134467>but it seems this is the tranny marvel rivals/overwatch crowd.there are a bunch of those, a friend of mine's buddy is a whiny gook retard that played a bunch of ow/rivals
>>563134505It's alright ritualistbro doesn't know he can just warp upwards and stand in any granule of cover if he has to. Must be the metal skin rotting his brain as he stacks fixation up for free
>>563134602sure he ishow do you think he can fly and steal life with his whip
>>563134602He definitely is
>one of the worst items in the game >everyone and their mother is buying it in shitlow, often as their only greenvalve seriously needs to either rework or remove this thing
>>563134724It's actually too strong
>>563134697>how do you think he can fly and steal life with his whipWHIPPIN' EMHAHAHAHAHAAOHHHHHH
>>563134505by the time you figure out which way to warp, you're already dead bro, sorry
Sex with The Lash
>>563134869>by the time you figure out which way to warp, you're already dead bro, sorryQuite possibly the SINGLE most embarrassing self-report I've ever readHow FUCKING SLOW is your reaction time
Why doesn't Lash have a skill where he eats the sausages he carries on his belt?
>>563134697>>563134710Pure skill. Look he's obviously somewhat mystical but the sparkles just make it too much.Everyone in the game calls him overconfident and arrogant because he's pretty much just a dude with some tricks up his sleeve if he's got magical sparkles then it sort of invalidates that aspect.Lash is a wwe heel pitfighter bravado guy but if you look at the dialogue conversation you can get the gist that he's often way over his capacity but just clinging on with the persona, unless he's suddenly gay magical then it ruins this aspect. Don't make me write a blogpost about this remove the gaynigger sparkles Yoshi right the FUCK now!11!
Went from Emissary !V down to Ritualist III todayconstant dcs and just plain retarded team mates feedingand when I call them out for feeding I get ym ear chewed off for the rest of the game and get put under a microscope and flamed for every little thing I do
THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS!
>>563134990dude you literally die in 0.3 seconds you cant react to it no i dont have any green items at all why would i buy items that dont deal damage?
>>563135057he stole magical rope from his day job to use in pit fighting
>>563134990oh so your shit low and dont know how fast haze can actually kill. got it
>>563135134Imagine doing this and then they change Rem's design
>>563135056His whip is a giant sausage that he spanks people with hard enough to heat the sausage up and he then very quickly shoves it in his mouth and eats itIt's simply too fast for mortal eyes to see
>>563135242I'm sure that's it my emissary friendScurry along now with your 45% winrate, now won't you? No need to bother people with a functioning brain anymore
>>563135072Unironically take a break when on a loss streak. Play some brawl until your “luck” changes
>>563135294Damn that's cool
>>563135294Ohhhh, so THAT'S why he gets HP back
>>563135341its fun watching the bell curve in effect with you archon players
Reminder that we initiateGODS own /dlg/, shithighs FEAR us
I CAN ONLY HYIDE WHAT I YAM FOR SO LAWNG
>>563134724How can you compete with 16% ability range, 320 hp, 400 souls per minute & 2.4 sprint speed though.
vindicta is fun
>>563135657Graves got Kirked
>Win multiple games>All of a sudden my queue times get a lot longerHmm..
>>563135657I don't get it
>>563135657SWAGGED ONSWAGGED ONSWAGTALITY
>>563135657>trophy collector graves
>Lash whip makes him magical, moleman getting hp back from punching people nahhGive mo sparkles, fuck it give everyone sparkles. Show the lgbt+12367=1488 crowd some love
>>563135761I'm looking for the glue sniffing 0/20 Russian to put on your team, be patient
>>563135657>Trophy collector
>>563135657$wag money quickscope
>>563135863Why are you lie this, you are discord! Russians players best in world, never miss shots. Regionlocked servers is a racist.
>>563135351I simply uninstalled. Got tired of getting queued into 2 stacks where some shmuck would queue with his wood bracket teammate and be guaranteed worthlessTon happier
>>563135860u madretard
>>563136136A little bit yeah, mildly upset, mad is probably too far thoughbeit. Anyywayy imma have sex with my girlfriend to let off the steam, cya later homos.
>>563135860tick tock
>>563136210>Anyways imma [headcanon]
>>563136210>im so mad im gonna go have sex so i wont be so mad
>>563135860There has to be something special with Lash, he literally comes flying down on his knee into concrete, creating a shockwave that damages you.
>>563136343LMAO
I'm mvp in like half the games I winShould I be higher rank?
>>563136664What mystics do you play
Have you ever had a game where you were terrible in lane, like dying 8 times and killing nobody, but still winning cuz you deadlocked in during mid-late game?
i want to relax when i boot up this game but the only characters i like happen to be hard carries like seven, silver, and mina. who do i play if i want low cortisol gameplay
>>563136714Billy
>>563136797Yes
>>563136797You play an honest character
>>563136720no, every single one of my games depends on whoever gets fed first in the laning phase because i'm in pisslow (it was me this time yay)
>>563136236SF and Razor I think are the acceptable onesSince it's basically just their WC3 look
>>563136914who is feeding these fucking builds to new players lol
>>563136797You are boosted
>>563136126See you next patch
>>563137019if they do some attempt at matchmaking yeah I wouldn't mind
>>563136914why silver talking
>>563136914More proof Silver is S tier
>>563136720>>563136914lane phase does not matter
>>563136914What rank is this, seeker?
>>563136998idk, i thought you had to go out of your way to find a good build but you can just take a good one in like 2 clicks from the menu>>563137112why not>>563137167SO true>>563137205if it doesn't matter then why is it where the enemy bebop/shiv/haze/etc gets fed by my teammates and becomes unkillable>>563137213yeah...
>hooks u to the guardian>puts a bomb> -700 hp with 2 skillsBebop is satan incarnate>>563137205It does, statistically speaking the wr of lane winners are 61% and losers sit ar 39%.
>>563136998half of the top daily builds are intentional trolls in the hopes you watch the twitch/youtube of the creator for advice and even more hopefully subscribe to their coaching program
>>563137306dont let anyone talk down on you for being a SeekerGAWD, everyone wishes they were having fun in the muck as you are
>>563137205>lane phase does not mattertell that to the haze that got 4 kills in lane and becomes an unkillable rapist nigga
>>563137527that is going to happen anyway, for as long as she can use items during ult at least
>>563137373REAL but i want to rise out of pisslow eventually, it is a bit annoying where i get a game where it's clearly just me hard carrying but i have like 3 anchors on my team so we lose and my rating still drops
>>563137343They also spam refresh on their dogshit builds so they can get to the top of the listSpent days workshopping a kelvin build with 56 annotated cards, publish it, and the next day it's the bottom of the listI know damn well every single other kelvin build didn't just coincidentally decide to update so I know these people just spam updates to stay ontopThere's one on the list with 929 versions
give me a silver build
>>563136771if you're low elo, abramsif you're high elo, driftersniping people with your e (especially if they're airborne) and sneaking up on them takes skill but is insanely funny
This game was more fun in 2024 but no one is ready for that conversation quite yet
>>563137808The terrible portrait mods hurt repost value.
UH, ALL THE IXIAN PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE IXIANS SLAVES AGAIN!!!
>>563137813>"no one is ready for that conversation"shut up zoomNIGGER
>>563138081Ixians are called iggers anon
>>563137721that one spirit silver that anon was shilling in here
>>563138081good post
>>563138212I don't know how this eluded me, strike it on the record that all future reposts will refer to them as IGGERS
>>563138081The Lash wouldn't say this
>>563138081lash takes igger cock in the ass
They need to give Drifter better conversations other than "ooOooOo I'm the big bad going to kill you OooOooooooo"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB1kKJLC6yA&list=PLVT6z40Yx_28huoiYs_2u29GHUSbPCwBQ
>>563138591he's a fucking serial killer what do you want him to talk about
>>563138623Cereal
>>563138623mozartand pachelbel
Kelvin sneeds nerfs
>>563138591Hardly a good example, his convos with Holliday are good
>>563138623i want him to groom mina
I love winning lane but the break dancing nigger builds unstoppable and a warp stone and then suddenly it all goes to shit!Thanks Yoshi!
>>563139107>break dancing niggerDon't talk about Infernus that way, he's a fine upstanding Ixian gentleman
>>563138846He hates Mina
Vyper just gets uglier by the day, Is Icefrog ever gonna updater her model or did he just give up on her?
>>563138821>>563138821
>>563138591i like this one with ivy
>>563114001shouldve added her anyways.
What was the year again, and how advanced is the world compared to real life at that date?
>>5631427251949 since the Maelstrom took place in 1899 and it's been 50 years since then. Tech wise it's basically Wolfenstein.
>>563139283He wants to hatefuck her but she's too young to understand vampiric flirting
>>563139214He means Haze, racist
