>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Real thread
>>563064758galactic empress falco...
>Non-vandalizedbased
Brian LOVE
>>563064758thanks for the real bake anon
I am going to steal all the shoes
>>563064881Grass love...
>>563064808Based
which thread do I post in?
minnathe right thread is here
79127303cm12 hogslop
reminder that creek is a fake hag and is just a degenerate with fat tits and an ageplay fetish
Digitan LOVE
>>563065057this one, retard
This is the thread
DIASET
I like this one, hope it lives
Tomorrow will be better
>>563064970That's a man
>>563065301Something is deeply wrong.
Vandalize this!*posts dirt shoes*
It is only the fast learner runs were rng decides to fuck you over
>>563065301Oy!Where are her glasses?!!!!
I trained 5 smart falcons and the one with 3 skills that don't even do anything, and no groundwork is winning my practice rooms for no apparent reason
>>563065347I highly doubt so, I like my umadacchi but I might take like a month break from this thread
a katawa shoujo general died for this you niggers
>>563065301Good post lking glasses is for gays
>>563065539xplen
>login >do my daily legend race for teio>logoutI think I'm done with this game lads. gonna roll for palmer and rob roy, play through their careers once, jerk off to them, then probably drop uma for good
>>563065028I wonder if younger Creek would try to pull that off as well.
>>563065504Not him but same. I'll stay in my club chat for a while
>>563065504>zoomer gyaru >>>/out/
>Shitposter started posting actual shit in /umajp/lol
>when you get your first SS+ uma and see that sparkling UG emblem on the progress track after her careerthis must be what goku felt like on namek
Uh oh melty!
>>563064758Previous: >>563050739>>563065626I just hope it will get comfy again
>>563065593bye anon
>>563065202After thoroughly inspecting your chart I have failed to find opera o in it and as such the information it contains is irrelevant to me
He's not even hiding it anymore huh>>563065720We probably need a dacchi to reach out to the meidos. I could do it I'm far too ESL that my point might get lost along the way.
>>563065593mambro...
>people didn't use his troll thread>he starts spamming scat now
All I learn from this is jp avatarfags are filthy casuals, occupy 90% of the thread posts despite playing the game so little
>>563065348Don't worry, I'm into men as much as I'm into women! At least that's what I tell myself but I really only care about men for what's between their legs.
So it's still the scat Indian and not /v/, as I thought
>>563065725You can tell the chart anon in jp where to put Opera O, tho I think he has been busy with other stuff since the last time he made an update
>>563065720Oh nice catch, sorry about that. Thanks anon.
My club is dying... anyone else going through the same? To go from A to (what seems to be) B in a matter of three months is depressing
>>563065902same danchou doesn't even enforce his own club rules anymore and I don't think his fan count has gone up in weeks
>>563065827I would do that but being in EU times means I miss the mods 99% of the time unfortunately, we'll need to wait it out I guess>>563065895no worries I was just looking at the OP
>>563065902Autisbwo...
>>563065879It's been pretty obvious. This isn't the first time he attempted to do this >>559292484 >>559460817
Why are they like this
>>563065817>Coal Shitty
>All those deleted postsKEK
(You) deserve a good Danchou, go look for a better club!
>>563065153result24684630new lobby
/uma/ told me that Kitasan is for (You) but like almost all of her scenario scenes are about Satono Diamond.
Is this thing okay? Nobody fucking borrows my umas and I can't buy shit.
o oh melty
>>563066249that's hella good
>>563066047If it doesn't calm down then I think we will really need someone to contact the meidos. For now, let's see how it goes.
>>563066120>his owner got cancer
Sigh. What the fuck is this.
>>563066197None of the umas are for you (you), they're all made for each others. There's no place for hetslop here
it was, in fact, not butter
>>563066319yeah, just don't let that idiot win
>>563066405Bro thats the dirt that gets into your eye while dirt racing
>>563066449Why are dirters like this?
>>563066425Kill hags
>>563066315Thank god, time to finally rest.
>indian has a melty>ai spam stopsNoticing
>Thread is literally going to shit I'll just leave this here and visit later
>>563066416The Chinese are the ones that make gacha games where literally every girl is for (You) though, it's only western trannies and man-hating western dykes that hate the focus on (You) in gacha games.
>>563066249Needs 3* blue, more skills, and to be uma with desirable unique.
I just woke up, what could have possibly caused a retard ragie over the past 8 hours?
>>563066249Sorry, style spark on the main parent is an automatic ignore
>>563066597not sure but i got it taken care of
>>563066449
>>563066619gangnam style spark
>>563066570Also all the /v/ falseflagging and samefagging stopped as well, makes you think>>563066597The usual
>>563064758>Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.250329687139
>>563066570you know itI guess we are free for the 5 minutes until he plaps his routertime to do my 5 grass ace attempts>>563066585go do your dailies
>>563066187result
>>563066597It's the usual anti-jp schizo
I need 2 gold pieces for my Ayabe, when is the next event that gives some?
>>563066706That was a weird lobby
>>563066673If she did this to me I would fold immediately and cum in her that evening.
>>563066706>>563066756>want to remake rudolf and drop oyl>but oyl was the only reason she wonwhat the FUCK do I do
>>563066597Severe lack of education or employment. When you are tired from work or studying, you don't have time or energy to rage like a sperg like that over minor shit. Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
>>563066703specifying your average fan count/what club rank you're aiming for would help
>>563066679It's been pretty obvious.
>>563066124Uh..
>>563066597He had a massive melty at jp and tried to take over the thread again.>>563047267>>563045921
>>563066830my glutton...
>>563066830me on the left
That one anon was right about working out daily even if it's only a little bit.
>>563065725She's shit, just like Super Creek
>>563066810Embrace the gamble anon, remember me when you win the finals with this shit
>>563066995What happened?
>>563066830me on the right
>>563066995fatso work out MORE
>>563067096it's inconsistent THO...and I don't have nimble. can try to cope with that maybe
>>563060504>>563060504>>563060504Please...
>>563066187>>563066706Is it bad that I now kinda recognize who's who based on the epithets..
>>5630668701 million and B+ Rank
uh oh
if you fail a 20% trainingthen that means the next 20% training has to succeedits math(if it also fails then delete your account, cygames had marked it)
post something cute
sorry anons but I guess I'll come back tomorrow
>>563067330
>>563067229just vent it out here bwo
>>563067256why are you obsessed with this particular outfit
>>563067095She is most beautifulest, smartest, cutest bestest uma ever
>>563067243you can recognize mine because they suck and I lose
>Passable stats, fast learner, good skill hints>Kita didn't finish event>the fucking 1* mile spark popped TWICE instead of the mediumsthis game is infuriating sometimes
>>563067330wow this is violently NTR
>>563067256
>>563067435you don't need kitajust get something else
filtering images is kinda fun.. i might be an autist
oh boy here we go
When's the next horse race to watch? It was kinda comfy watching the Kawasaki Kinen with over-easy eggs on toast and a mug of coffee.
do jpfags really?
nice general gwos
>>563067658haruten soon
>>563067658Oka Sho is this Sunday.>>563067668He also scatposted on JP calling us shiteaters, so it's just someone crashing out.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562953563/#563065440
>>563067614like? I already bought every speed skill I had available to me and had to get Uma Stan with the remaining pointsI doubt that procs on a front
>>563067614but my curvatureand dodging danger +3and focus +3 and corner adept + 3and front straight + 3 and straightaway adept +3 (though it's +1 most of the time, fuck you kitasan)
>>563067658Oka Sho! The first Queen of Classic Tiara races will be revealed over a mile!
>>563067765Me on the left
>>563067229Dozo
Ban spics
please dont post loli to flood the board i really hate that
>>563067110I was told to stop being a bedrotter and work out and I'd feel great. It hasn't been long but I do feel much better that I splatted my monitor.
>>563067661Divine beauty
Haha please don't post Special Week being cute haha that would be awful haha
>>563068083squishing that tummy
>>563068083Fat fuck
>>563067658>>563067852 (me)I forgot to say that the race is on sunday (15:40 JST)
>>563067752idk I don't know your hints situation
why did global fail her
someone post a nipple so jannies actually look at the thread
none of these umas would have sex with me, right?
Anyone feeling kissy today?
>>563067852Can I have a version with umas related to the racers. I like Star Anise though
haha please don't flood the board with sexy hags like maruzensky haha that'd seriously piss me off haha
>>563067390Okaywhy the FUCK did best girl not only be the one introduced second in the order of story appearance but after being introduced to older connections from before the story began she's now the last girl to be introduced? and on top of that she's the first to confessit has never been as over for my oshi heroine in a romcom as thishell my second favorite is one of the heroines introduced as having a past connection but she's still introduced an entire volume after the main duo, basically giving her zero chance at winning as well I hate how after reading romcoms for 15+ years things are all too obvious if you look at it from a trope perspective and I can't wholeheartedly support characters anymoreI've written and dejected several strongly worded menacing fan letters to the author>>563067919Thanks bwo I needed it
>>563068309Yeah
>deleted
>>563068353March cute
>>563068269There's always the third rate losers for you
>>563065874you and everyone else. My ex used to 'joke' that I was just a dick with a guy attached. I don't think it was a joke...
>>563068217Covid is over
>>563068398This is a good Dictus
>>563068405dancho bounces on me like this
>>563067719>>563067750>>563067779>>563067852>>563068186Based. Thank you.
>>563068353you poor little otter
>>563068398Iku no Dicktus (lmao)
>>563066810>>563067227should definitely send a few more runs to see if you can get nimburu. Ideally you want all 5>slick surge>take the chance>nimble nav>past and beyond>pump ironand if you can afford to bring a card to gold any of the 3, that's a great cherry on top, with nonstop > left > brink, though left is more accessible within rb goals.it sucks we got the gimped version of brink. only worth taking on an end closer until it's buff, but the white is worth taking and shows up pretty often.
>>563067937I don't know why I find this pic kinda sexy
>>563068269They literally fuck any men, including negros.
>>563067937Maintaining my beautiful wife’s beautiful legs.
if i don't get med S im gonna piss myself and shit myself and then cry
>>563068325the guy who usually makes them didn't post one yet
>>563068794You don't need Medium S, it's only 2000 meters. Have a lot of final spurt velocity skills and you will be fine.
>>563068353Took you 15 years to realize the ebb and flow of that shit?
reminder that curren chan never tells a single actual lie
>>563069024She lost her virginity
>ominous single stamina circlesurely she won't explode
>>563069242You better have a recovery, little bwo...
>>563069242>looking at the circlescute newanon
>>563069242Your run is bricked, it's over
>>563069242just run as Late
>>563069000No but it took me 15 years to be completely drained of being able to continue oshi-ing these loser heroines while holding on to a slither of hope of a chance at winning or even their efforts being rewarded, it's now infuriating reading romcoms with more than one heroine that takes itself somewhat seriously and isn't just ecchi slopUmamusume Pretty Dahby
>>563068558Also if you are interested in non G1s then on Saturday there will be 2 G2s both mile races, one for 4yo and up mares with a couple of G1 winners there and the second one is a Trial for NHK Mile Cup
>movie theater scene while training maya>prepare to have a melty>oh its just biko chinpo and cawacami
I want to run Dober for the next CM. Which one is more important to rent, Wits Neicha or SPD Topro?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563069684elaborate, with a picture and a poem
>>563069684Yuck!
Get sleeeved
>>563069492It still gets the occasional chuckle out of me, not the ones trying to be dramatic or all too serious though
>>563069842why would you die from that
>>563069842
>>563069505take the universe-insert pill and hope your oshi loses so they're available for you to seduce after the story ends. Mainstream example: Miku losing just meant I become her coffee shop husband a few years down the line.Haha! Champions Meeting, amirite?
hammer before a g1 good or effectless?
>>563069973Tachyon's darkness was too much to handle.
>>563069979I love the big umas.
>>563069684one of our most based ritualposters
>>563070076good
>>563070076decent for sp but there are better things to buy too
Mambo!
>hmmm i think i still have a sliver of energy after the race so i shall not gamble on the bottom option>pick top>energy went down by 19
>>563069770Roses are red,Violets are blue,Gold City's feetAre perfect and true. After the race,When the shoes come off,I kneel right downAnd lick them soft. Her soles are warm,A little bit sweet,I trace every toeWith my tongue so neat. She smiles above me,All golden and bright,While I worship her feetFrom morning till night. Roses are red,Violets are blue,Licking Gold City's feetIs my dream come true.your requests are getting harder anon
>>563070238i literally always gamble
Why is the Aries guide not recommending Radiant star? Is it a bad skill now?
>>563070102BIG UMA AGENDA
>first dober career
>>563070238I've done that too many times as well. How hard would it be for them to add a number to the energy bar?
>>563070238too true
>>563070336>marked
>>563070308on XOguri, noit will fuck with her timing
>>563070238why is there no easy way to see the exact amount of energy anyway? or am I just too fucking stupid to figure it out?
>>563070336Eugh... onsen!
I've never used hachimi before. I heard there's a fast forward function in it, is it legit? MANT is killing me
>>563070336>>563070543why does she look so pissed off all the time
I guess the witcheck on that thread is too high
>>563070263good jobI'll thing something else for tomorrow
>>563070650Because she is.
I want to rape Dober and I want Dober to rape me
>>563069561If they're on whenever I'm eating breakfast I'll definitely give them a look. Been needing an excuse to wake up earlier since I keep sleeping in lately.
>>563070076low priority but if you have extra money sure. G1 is worth 15 stats 52 SP on its own. hammer gives 20% for 3 stats and 11 SP. gold hammer 35% for 5 stats 18 SP. if you give 1/3 value to SP when converting, its like 6 stats for 25 money and 11 stats for 40 money. Lower value than a notepad at 3 stats for 10 money, but buying more hammers is the only thing you can do to eke out more skill points when you're already racing as much as you can.
>>563070037I fear the day I end up there myself, I'm mentally stable I swear>>563070284I'm not a fan of >Japanese humor nor will I claim it's an acquired taste but I'm okay with the rest of her character, her serious parts, half rivalry half tsukkomi in waiting and being babied by Creek included. She's very different from her anime self though, when I first played Oguri's career I thought she was akin to some mob
what is in the vita drinks anyway
>>563070650because you are a man
>>563070829red bull
>>563070829Caffeine
>>563070650For a serious answer, she has androphobia and acts in a hostile manner as some kind of defence mechanism.
>>563068721Why the fuck are you grinning? It was a mistake
>>563070829Juice.
>>563070751I don't know your time zone but most main (graded) races are around 15:00-16:00 JST, for me (europe) that's around 8:00-9:00
Just finished brights career that shit was romantical
>>563068721I tease my bf like this
Okay, I'm tired of always being out of the loop. I'm making a twitter to lurk.Now what's the name of the bent over pose meme?
I can feel it in my bones, this run will be dogshit
>>563070680yeah unironically, the spammers hate when they aren't in control and call up their discord butt buddies to save them
Umas for this feel?
>NYOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEAD HURTIES RIGHT NYOW MY GRAINS I CAN'T EAT THIS CUPCAKE UMMMMMMM I JUST CAN'T OKAY NOT LIKE I CAN'T TASTE IT OR ANYTHING UMMM DON'T THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH ;_; oh but i don't mind eating the incense sticks tho
>>563065201Why does she want to be a hag so badly?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>563070831>>563070950so what's her story arc? torena fucks the man hate out of her?
>>563071328wrong thread schizo
>>563071162it's more that eating the cupcake wouldn't bring her any joy with a migraine so the game doesn't let you waste them.
>>563070308because of it's activation window and small duration, it has a rather unique impact.the longer the course, the smaller it's chance to hit in the accel window, buffs scale to course length. on 1000m its like 33% chance to hit for a little boost. on 3200m it's more like 10% to hit but for an amount that could just win you the game, plus the heal means it'll recalc your spurt if you were otherwise floundering.longslop was the best it'll ever be, and longslop is over till next scenario.
>>563071328Based Stegoposter
I bricked a good run by reaching kikuka sho with only 390 stamina and 600 wit... How much do you actually need?
Danchou...the flatliners...they're barely making anything ahhhh!!
>>563071394It's been a while since I played her career so I can't remember the exact details, but I think that her career story is basically that she feels like she's living under the shadow of successful Mejiros who've come before her and she has anxiety about needing to perform as well as they did. Again, I can't really remember, but I think that her fear of men does seem to get better as the career goes on.
>>563071602should be fine,maybe, you can win from time to time with that, can always buy a white recovery
>>563071162>he makes his trainee eat incense sticks
>>563071704well I burned 4 clocks and lost by distance each time
>>563070997EST, though I used to wake up at 3/4AM for various things. I can probably wake up early for any races on the weekend.
So many good whites but cucked by Pink and Blue sparks
>>5630718532 blue stars is more than enough
You know, they should add the option to buy skills even when you are already at the start race screen, so you can buy some skills if you had to clock the race
*gives you 20 energy and +10 speed*
I hate this dumb jobber Dober so much, I'm about to drop this game.
>>563071998It's crazy how different a Pace Chaser MANT run is to a Late Surger one. I did about 5 runs for a Fuji ace and used a total of <5 clocks, and in the past 3 Dia runs alone I've used 13.
>>563071998Drop dead.
be nice
I miss unity
>>563072503not meso badshitterriblemant is best
>>563072485So you're saying we should do random acts of kinda nice?
>>563071612Endclosers, trust
Hello friends!!
>>563070263Gold Cityfags aren't real
>>563071394basically. (You) ensure she more than lives up to the Mejiro reputation and she ends up trusting (You) completely. She's pretty much full blown dere for (You) at the end.
>2 Fronts and Xog>2 Lates and Xog>1 Front Xog and 1 LateWhicb one?
>>563072503I miss 20 minute runs desuI could use all my borrow slots in like 2 hours easily.
>>563070650Feminism
wtf sprint races are a fucking joke
>>563072761shant be helping a faggot
>>563071602unless you've got 500+ stamina, running KKS without a white or gold recovery is pretty risky. I wouldn't run Haruten without 700+ stam with no recovery. I bricked a couple Seiun runs that way.
>>563070598A-Anyone? I did some searching, none of the result said about the fast forward function, nor using hachimi for global so I guess I'm a rare case?
>>563072717Heliosbros... Jordanbros... why are they agreeing...
>>563072950Curren is a whore
>>563072939Not enough guts
>>563072761They are different set ups and it depends on what you want to take advantage of
>>563072939 stop ignoring mood downs
>>563071162The game actually prevents you from wasting cupcake like a retard, appreciate the gesture
>>563071602I've been running triple tiara outside of Oguri runs because it's too risky even with stamina sparks.
>>563073020oh yeah? well Falco's a dirty SLUT
>>563072962It just makes events skip faster. It's nothing mind blowing. The uncapped FPS is the real game changer.
hmmmmm
>>563073008Gyarus are succubus
>>563072503>riko sex>cute animations from all your umas in unity races>spirit burst animations feel way better than fishing through menus for megaphones/ankle bracers>an actual story >no having to hear your uma complain about running 4+ races in a rowIf it just have more Meek, Unity would be perfect
>>563073028706 guts>>563073049she was Great w/o parfaitI guess Taiki's ult is that strong...
>>563073195>The uncapped FPS is the real game changer.why would that make any difference?
>>563072939-1 shard
>He didn't pull for zog-guri cap>He will miss out on 7 CMs worth of platinumshohoho
>>563072939based waifu
>>563072340No...
>>563072939Mightiest Sprinter
>>563073403It's just a lot more playable, since Steam version is at 30 fps natively
>>563073195>makes events skip fasterAnything to make the MANT torment end faster. I assume uncapped FPS just makes the game look nicer and doesn't make the game faster?
>>563073403They didn't separate the game's logic and animations from the frame rate.
>>563072962one of my clubmates has it and does use it to speed up MANT runs maybe he uses it to get lewd uma mods too i dunnothe thing is its 100% against TOS because it will modify your game so its not recommended.It's not really cheating so it's not a priority target and you don't have to equate it to botting morally, but you have to know you're absolutely risking your account by using it and anyone that tells you otherwise does not give a shit about you and wants to crab you down to their level
>>563073568Pretty much
>>563073020After the OFFICIAL Falco feet pics I'm starting to reconsider
CHIIIIIIIIIIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYONO-OH~
>come back from yearly health check up>95kgI'm a Teibro now.
>>563073490Milk tanks
>>563074250Fat fuckPost tummy
anyone else love team trials?
>>563074250that's........almost two of me, holy shit>t.49kg
>gains 1kg>BMI is now outside of heathy zoneit's owari da
>>563074431T R A C E NRACEN
>>563074431you're tiny bro
>>563074431Please don't be a male
>>563074431LONDON
NTR is so fucking bad if it wasn't for golden green skills giving retarded amount of stats no one would use this shit. I'm going back to renting Mayano for head-on, nimble and both corner skills
>>563073153Yes, my dirty slut
>>563074431bend over
>>563074431PLEASE BE MY DANCHOU
>>563074431Almondanchou...
getting dodging danger:>kita hint (best card in the game)>rival reward (happens like 90% of runs)getting prudent positioning:>falco chain (waste of card slot)>kawakami chain (waste of card slot)>that one kawakami event (like 8% chance of happening)>parents (good luck getting/finding one with a good amount of sparks that also has good blues and pinks)why do i need both, again?
>>563075108To truly be dodging danger, you must have prudent positioning
>>563074431ANON TESTO
>>563075108it bumps your early-race target speed up when they fire together for some reason
@basashigrok I'm interested in eating my trainee. What's the best way to prepare her and what condiments do you recommend?
>>563075108>dd procsyour uma swings out, gaining speed in the process because changing lane with a navigation skill active gives you velocitybut now you're swinging wide and running a longer track than others, and naturally going inside takes time>pp procsyour uma zips back into the inner rail and block some other fronts, while gaining speed in the process still
>>563074681I'm sure lots of guys aren't huge. Not everyone is a Teiohog, you know
forgot to end 2nd daily shop awardNow I have to login a second time yuck
Who do I go to for help?
speaking of guys, i was thinkingare there short dudes with big dicks in the same way that there are short girls with big tits?im straight btw
>>563076084Yes
>>563076036depends, what kind of help do you need?
>fail first event chain>don't turn orange until senior year60 uma cocks in fuku
https://discord.com/invite/xHHQCVUAgu
>>563074431ImAgInE
>>563076201Financial and employment
>>563076084and there's short dudes with small dicks toolike me
>Get god run finally>Conveniently no Med SBack to the mines.
>>563076393is this the one where the OP coordinating butt buddies are?
>>563076410get away from me! Pervert! Use your gay lust on your danchou, leave me out of it!
I think Super Creek is pretty.
>>563076084astolfo_monster_can.jpeg
im 150kg
>>563076430Depends on your qualifications and where you live. Maybe check and see if there are any employment centers near where you live
>>563076430NTA but that's a blind spot for me. if you would have said philosphy, wisdom, and the pursuit of a beautfilly lived life I may have had a word
>>563076657>western artist >>563076669>off-model
>>563076809that's from the manga bwo
>Know I need to run Festive Oguri and two dominator>Have Festive Oguri and two dominator>Heart really wants to run Festive Oguri, King Halo and Narita Taishin (oshi)On the bright side I wouldn't be putting all of my bets on Oguri but I know I should probably put all my bets on Oguri
>>563076935He's an off-model autist, of course he'd be a tourist too
>>563076669Tiny baby hands
>exploring Nishino Flower art on pixiv keeps giving me uma musuko recommendationsMisery, I just want to spread Nishino Flower. I'm putting Seiun Sky through the slide later for this.
I don't understand why you guys are still shitposting about /v/ma, we already moved out of /uma/. it's not us shitting up the thread, i only come here once a day to check for survivors that need extraction.
i still have nothing for the cmand even if there's more than a week left i don't think i'll be able to highroll until then
>>563076935>pointy noseSuper Jew
>>563077045Put all your bets on your immune-to-dominators taishin and kill the metafags
>>563076657so pretty even that western artist didn't ruin herSuper Creek is a miracle of the universe
>>563075108>>563075694>your uma zips back into the inner rail and block some other frontsReminder that this is ILLEGAL and will get your uma disqualified!Do NOT take Dodging Danger and Prudent Positioning!
Remember to do your daily pulls
>>563076575Yes
>>563077123Your falseflags don't work anymore sc/v/m
>>563077123I just wake up, threads are back or we are still in vmg
>see vodka in the flora stakes>select aoba sho insteadsorry zenno rob roy...
>>563077045Follow your heart anon. Surely you won enough CMs by now that you don't give a shit if you win or lose anymore.
>>563076671I will do so and hope for the best but I don't think it's gonna look good for me>>563076685Sorry to throw a curve ball at you
>>563077305creek should zip in front of me and block me with her huge ass
>>563077394which club are you in?
>finally getting a good run>absolutely dry senior year, only like 5 rainbows total including 1 in summer + TS finals >only managed 1k power>no med S (12* med spark)>S...you know what? Fine. I'll take it. I'll believe in my uma and reach the finals with her.
>>563077341Ugly boy
WHY THE FUCK JUNIOR YEAR SWEEP GOT A FUCKING ENCROACHING SHADOW???
>>563077168mant's been making me Slet pilledSome of my better umas are A medium (long back in pisces) except they got a nice pretty statline and also got good skills
>>563076809>>563077284wow i can't believe the cingray manga was made by a westoidあんたバカだよ
>>563077593is there a problem?
>>563077045bro what's the point of playing if you're not having funif you're not doing pvp with the umas you like you're just a carat farming autist
>>563077045>have all 4 dominators>have hoguri>yet still running triple front anywayjust bee urself, you'll be happier that way
>>563077670They made her ugly
nishino flower was a woman who may have become a mother to me
>>563077168You have like 2 weeks until the actual thing starts.
>>563077394we are sorta back, things have improved. Which club are you in? i can extract you
>>563077045Do what I'm doingMake a meta team, and a waifu team with at least 1 meta uma just in caseIf waifu doesn't work during the first day of round 2, or you couldn't get into group A with it on day one, switch to meta team so you don't miss on rewards
zoomie sekkusu
>>563077925Sex with young girls is the best
>>563077840Char?>>563077925No
>>563078043Zoomers are pushing 30, grandpa
>>563077914All the replies are really supportive, thanks everyone. I like your idea so I'll probably spice up this CM every round. I've got a Tachyon with Dominator but she's pace but has okayish speed and power so I might experiment and see if she ends up firing her skill or not since she needs to be in the back
>>563078129Just like my daughter, did I stutter?
Still can't wrap my head around maxing speed with only 2 speed cards in MANT
>>563078275just hit
>>563078275Use 3 cards
>>563077045>dood I NEED to run [current meta uma] + debuffersJesus I can't imagine ever being this soullessWhat's the point of a plat title if you didn't win it with your oshis
>>563078252Actual grandpa...
>>563078275a double rainbow 60% mgeaphone and ankle boosted summer camp turn will give you 90+ by itself even with 0% growth umas
>>563077045give them tether from medium hint and hesitant pace and front from marbalus
>>563078275Just get lucky with rainbows and items
>>563078275zwo?? your wit cards???
Did they change race or stat mechanics a few days ago? Oguri Cap turned into a fuck up and can't win half her races anymore. I'm using the exact same fan deck as before and half my optional races tell me I am a top contender etc. and then she gets 4th or 14th saying she lacked Power when it's 600 like her Speed or she doesn't know enough skills when the others know 2 Skills and I have 4 or 5. This is pissing me off so much I'm losing so many races and having to do extra runs wasting more of my time on this horseshit game.
>>563078275Depends on the cards. I can do it on Rudolf (0% spd growth) with KSB and NTR and you should expect the same results with KSB and Biko/Bakushin but KSB and Windy/Jordan/Shakur/Sweepy/Mayano, that will probably need more help.
Horses Peacefully Farting.mp4
>>563078275Wit also gives speed so it helps a little
>>563078375Umamusume is a game not a waifu simulator
>>563078275We've been maxing speed with two cards since Unity, I'm pretty certain some could do it in URA. In MANT you should be able to max speed with 1 card, if you have the right growth some sparks
>>563078724>
>>563078724Half of it is a literal sfw visual novel bwo
>>563078724CM results here say otherwise
>>563078741>just get speed weights, empowering microphone and speed scrolls every turn bwo
Anyone got a good ace grass wonder for this CM?I just wanna see what skills should I put on her ass
>>563074431mambro...
>>563078963No one is using her as an ace. Hybrid ace yes.
>>563078275NTR + Kita-san easily hits 80 speed outside of summer with items.On Oguri it's almost 100 and it's well over 100 during summer.You hit like 2 of those during summer and you probably will cap speed just off of that. Outside of those situations you should be spamming the wit button.
>>563078724Now that's a lie if I ever heard one
>>563074431please be in M A M B OAMBO
>>563078724it's both if you're not a fucking pussy
>>563078584Low roll time frames are longer and more oppressive now. Just wait a few days and you'll be hitting SS+ every run.
>need to do room cleaning>youtube trackblazer senior year ost on repeat>need to wash dishes>youtube trackblazer senior year ost on repeat>need to masturbate>youtube trackblazer senior year ost on repeat>need to do my dailies>mute game and watch something else on youtube
>>563078963Seems pretty straightforward, usual OYL+NSM and Dober+Ryan should be enough to get second to Oguri
>>563074431You have received:-71 missed callsfrom:-Symboli Sirius
>>563078963I'm using her as an ace and she's like every other LS where you want Ryan/Dober ult, NSM or NN, and as many mid races skill as you can possibly get.Her stat growths make her stupidly easy to build.
I get it, I understandIt is still bullshit and you can't convince me otherwise
>>563078563I'm about to fondle these tits of that unknown uma
MAYA DODGED THE FUCKING MED SPARK ON THE PARENT AND WENT FOR THE MILE SPARK ON THE GRANDPARENT AGAIN15 RUNS AND NO MED SIM GOING FUCKING INSANE
>>563079380How many med sparks?Less than 15 is copium
>>563079380You'll get it next run, bwo. And you'll end the run with 1050 speed.
>>563079380If it makes you feel any better, one of my aces has med S
Double unplayables. First time seeing Red Desire get #2.
>>563072503>challenge Riko's team with double circles on all races>lose 4-1 with no explanation>no chance to retry the race>lose no stopping me bricking your runI don't miss that.
>>563079380Maya likes them older
>>563079595
>>563079380doing ace runs while having to use mile sparks is a humiliation ritual
nimble navigator+on your leftorno stopping me+slick surge?
>>563079921nsm ss
>>563078704sex in the island
>>563079921NSM
>>563079921OYL activates too late sometimesNSM often doesn’t activate at all
Why does she do it?
>>563079795Last one sorry, just found this funny.
>>563078275you can do it with 10% or 20% growth but with 0% you need to get lucky
Admire Vega is pretty hot. I literally just noticed today for the first time after seeing a pic of her sweater puppies. I have been awoken.At last I truly see
I did a lot of rooms and it really only feels like fronts have a chance against xog (and even then its slim)I saw UG lates who procced Hella shit late race and it felt like nothing happened
Am I strong, /uma/?
>>563079595I will make Desire call me yuusha
This uma
>checking out Yaeno Muteki's stats and events>kikuka sho>long EHumiliation ritual...
>>563080131I too discovered this artist recently
>>563078563ntr is a turkey
Why do some artists hide their uma lewds
>>563080415>rolling for any uma that got humiliated in Cinderella gray
>>563080609they don't want to be yakuza'd
>>563080609some of them think the yakuza meme is true
Who here rolling for Cheerleader Nature?
Sorry to bring another drama, but, just a call to Rebricked Danchou. Please be aware and be careful that one of your member's actively shitposting in /umaJP/ >>563079687.This is not to tell you to kick him but just wanted you to be aware of what he's currently doing.Thank you.
>>563080714Her new hair runs her. Skipping
>>563080609Can you show some examples? Just curious is all
>>563080415hm? I see long G
>>563080714>unique better than her original>dominator>NSMis she like... actually good?
>>563079501Well, I seem to have cursed myself with that one. I'm only running Riko for stamina and have 2 stam sparks so I don't know how I ended up with 1k stam.
>>563080714I want cheerleader Halo.But I can't afford the banner. If she spooks me later I'll put her in my TT team.
>Mile B (again)>2nd (again)>>563080131Hope you like 6 more CMs of this shit, and then it gets even worse
>>563080714i will be pulling until i get one of the two cheerleaders which is theoretically efficient in not getting duplicates but will probably get me raped for 30k carrots
>>563080754Rebrickedbwos...?
i really really really hate trackblazer
>>563080714maybe later
>>563078963dominator
>>563080714Me
>>563080714Nishino will leave me broke so no but her outfit is cute
Anyone here manage to obtain the conquered the x titles? How'd you do it?
>>563080754>less than 300 careers completedNice alt
>>563080802that's her girlfriend bwo
>Check the shop>Scholar hataieee I'm highrolling
>>563080778https://x.com/i/status/2040365563235430893You can see some of it, but most of the time, it's like hidden even behind the patreon you have to do some extra stuffs and its only really umas that I see this for
>>563079595Daring Tact is so cute. Cygames needs to hurry up and drop her already
>>563080754>581714576515
>>563081162
>>563081095this hag popped my SS cherry yesterday. she's a high roll dispenser in MANT i swear.
DUMB Falcon will never get to 1 trillion fans
>>5630811626.5 probablyAnd if not I'm going to riot. Already getting fucked sideways with this Lala release, can only hope she's decently far away enough.
>>563080754>baited into doxing his in-game accountI am surprised he even plays at all
>>563081146What a pain lmao
Yeah the team ranking seems to match in real time
t-thanks
>>563078275stopping being a greedy nigger and using speed ankles on single rainbows + other supports is the first step
>>563080754DANCHOU
Hey its not Mambo at least!
>>563081451OVR REPVTATION FUKUBROS
>>563081448I just wanna see Manhattan Cafe getting fucked this shit is stupid
Notice how it's a fukufag
>tfw my club never brings any kind of drama to the thread
>>563080754Rebricked danchou can do the funniest thing mid-April.
>>563081353>>563081548ngl I do think people schizo out about this shit a bit too much. If you willingly play a game where anyone can look you up and the game is built around playing with others, then quite frankly you've lost the right to privacy in the game itself. If you don't want people looking you up in the game, don't play the game, no one is forcing you to.
>>563081146Cygoys will send c/d on twitter and pull the image down, and will even delete pixivs. You cannot tag them as uma. Or metion their name. You need to have plausible denial or your account is bye bye. The paywall is fine, cygames doesn't mess with paywalled content, it just cannot be public.t.I sometimes make lewds and I am knowledgeable on the matter
I'm telling danchou you made fun of me ;_;
>>563080185Hype finish for a career.https://litter.catbox.moe/u6k9a0107flx7f60.mp4yeah she's shit I'm a month old don't bully me
HOW am I losing? My stats are almost x2 and I have x2 the Skills here. Is it the fucking Guts? Do I need every single stat as high as possible like a fucking D&D 3.5 Monk or some shit? I'm going to eat a pound of horse meat I am so fucking mad I want to break something
>>563081637but we already saw it, no?
>>563080754>first time the JP thread is this active is because some globalfag trolling them and the 10 or so people posting there freaking out unable to ignore himdamn, you can instantly tell that thread is a hugbox no better than a discord server
>>563081889Your nimble navigator?
>>563080610Slaying the gray fraud makes all those humiliation rituals worth it
>>563080754Oh no, he's sh-sh-shitposting in a uma thread on 4chan!? I'll alert danchou on discord immediately!
>>563080754Danchou kick that faggot, make us proud
>>563082048This but unironically, get danchou on the line
quirk chungus uma attracting the quirk chungus attention whore who would have thought
Third spark reached and no banner worth rolling for in sight....
>>563081821gj cutie
>>563082208That's good no? You won't have to worry when a stacked period comes
>>563080754Kek, how funny is it that he fell for posting his home screen and got Chrono’d.
>anti-jp schizo seethed so much at jp posting in /uma/ that he started global posting in /umaJP/ as "revenge">Rebricked was home to the anti-jp schizo all alonglol
>>563081821Good job newfriend
>>563082014Sure but that's a separate argument. If you're in a public space you can't pretend you're still in the privacy of your own home. My username in the game is my actual first name, and do you think I care if someone sees it? Not in the slightest, if I did then I wouldn't have used it.
oh no no no fvkvbros post scat???? oh no no no fvkvbros wtf is this
>>563074431are you the soft hands guy
sex desu wa
>>563082013Any suggestions getting Nimble Navigator on a Fan deck? I was told Navigation skills were useless anyways.
I think I hate Fuku now
>>563082348He joined recently, he's not originally from Rebricked
>>563082294It is yeah, especially since I will be rolling on multiple banners around Ramonu and Pasa releases. I do like gambling though and knowing there's going to be a 4 month period of restraint is rough
>>563082496Bro...Nimble Navigator isn't a...
>>563081451>no /uma/ in bioStrong "recruited from discord" vibes with this one
>>563082048It's at least to know which clubs have the bad actors. Remember you're in a club. What you do will reflect your whole club IF you're ever outed so the least you can do is not be a retard to not out yourself. Just like how it goes with jobs or inside a company.
>>563082208roll nishino bro
>>563082495many are saying this desuwa>>563082665technically it is.
>>563082743nah, his ID is in the archives a few times as well, he joined from the thread
>>563082530I believe you. Just taking the piss.
>>563082495as you wish
Now is the time to post Orange
Don't look up his name in the archives
matikanefukukitaru is the wolf!
>>563082790That's so true, we're gonna be a disgrace at the next danchou tournament... how will we look buttsweat's danchou in the eye knowing someone in our club made a shitpost on 4chan?
>>563082665>Nimble Navigator>Oguri Potential 4 skillstuck at 3I'll try that skill soon but if you're messing with me I'm going to be upset
>>563082828neither a pace player nor a pedophile, so no thanks. Not rolling for umas until New Year Kita/Dia
stop slandering her...
How she looks at you after nuking your third borrow of the day
>>563082495Yeah ok Golshi, we know it's you.
did I miss something?
>>563082835Sure, but by that metric hydrate is also a navigation skill
>>563083047
>>563083046nigga no one said you're a pedophile
>>563082328>fell forwe openly doxx our accounts every time we join CM links posted here, or join a club from here, or anything else involving in game accounts. what do you think the actual problem is with someone knowing your account name?
>>563083114yeah, this*unzip torena san dick*
>>563080754Kick him and then add me, I need a new home
If Falco wanted me to bat for her why did the universe give me a Curren Chan instead?
>>563082963>/vn/ schizoEw, ew, ew.
Kawakami is impossible to train...
I know Creek would be the most willing to give a nursing handjob, but who would be the least willing?
>>563082963>It goes way back that he had receipts in the archiveToday was something huh
Orenjibros...
I've came inside Maruzenskynow what?
>>563082963don't look at his username in the official discord
Dotofaggot is behind thisJust like how he was behind the Teiobros slander
>>563083342Orenji forever
>>563083342
>>563083435I don't have discord so you're gonna have to post the screencaps
we hate orange umas around here now
Its pretty retarded to use the same username all over the place, just saying
mating with orange umas
Fukubros it's over
i-i-it was a gaslight orangegwos...
>>563083742It's a zoomer thing, they think it's illegal to have multiple usernames
>Discounted hatbig nut
>>563083742>me using the same username I have been using since 2002If they can find whatever shit I've been up to in Neopets I'd be impressed
>>563083742This is why I'm very paranoid leaving tracks to my usernames honestly to the point I have different personalities on different usernames.
>>563083856All I need is a 7 and we are so back
reassuring maruzensky that she's young and cool
I can't believe bricked is discord and sweepy and orange and gay too
>>563083928schizobwo....
>>563083007This is why you dont level your R supports.
>>563083742my username is a common dictionary word so good luck finding me
>>563083301Dober. Not because of how she acts around men, but because she wants to be submissive in private and you're denying her that.
>>563083986I treat it as multiple barriers of trust. Once I trust them enough they'll know my real username
>>563084032bro is a proud NP
>>563084032omg hi dumb!
>>563083950Shiraoki only provides to those who are worthy
>>563084032John...
>>563081672Too busy not playing the game!
>>5630839282/3 based
>>563084107>Once I trust them enough they'll know my real usernamethe problem is having a real username when you could just have multiple
>>563083353Nothing, she is dry and dusty at this point.>>563083950Man I do not fucking miss Unity's music.
>>563079087I'm not in Mambobut I wasmaybe
>>563083903it's an attention whore thing
Good night friends!!!
if you aren't proud of the username you chose at age 14 to the point IRL people have called you that then you are a paranoid schizo too scared of his past
>>563084187>>563084198It's mostly because MMOs back then allows you to have multiple characters in a single account all with different names. I chill on my alts or farm something, while my main is for tryhard or to hang out with my friends. >>563084290Goodnight fren
>>563084415i chose my user at age 9
>>563084415gee we get it Xchildpredator1999X
>>563084032pebble pls
>>563084457>It's mostly because MMOs back then allows you to have multiple characters in a single account all with different names.nta but generally people in a guild knew who your alts were in the event they needed someone of a different class.
>>563083663>>563083926
>>563084415Mine's very cringe but I use it till this day since it's my main email
>>563084415i just use my first name for all my usernamesit's a common gender neutral name anyway
>>563084415>you are a paranoid schizo too scared of his pastYes and?I am still fearful of someday the 4chan logs being exposed, having the IP I used to shitpost back then get somehow linked to me, and having some schizo taking his revenge on me for shitposting on his threads. The odds are low but it COULD happen. I used to be a bad anon back then. Some mentally ill loon could blame me for his threads going to shit 5-10 years ago.
>>563084415I can't use the username I had when I was 14 online anymore because it's now my IRL nickname I don't want IRL people to know the me that lives online
>>563082790Looking at the chain you linked, it looks like... just regular posts about a career. This is what /umaJP/ thinks of as bad actors? People that actually play Uma?
>>563084415But my first username was nightelf_rulez back in RoC...
>>563084606why does it take so long for these people to kill themselves
>>563084606Holy shit that's a LOT of receipts
>>563084606wym /qa/, that place was closed more than half a decade agohow deep does the rabbit hole goes
>>563081146that artist got an actual c&d before
hooooeeee arigaplease.... just one more run.... curren said she will steal my trainer if it doesn't reach one trillion...
>>563084606
>>563084606>this was the anti /jp/ schizo all alongWhat the actual fuck
>>563084606I'm too busy to start archive digging, someone give me the quick reandown please.
>>563084606>a powertripping discord trannyimagine my shock
>>563084845Government welfare programs were a mistake
>>563081672Mambro...
>>563084415>if you aren't proud of the username you chose at age 14it was "The [My Nickname]"unironically
>>563085163Anti /jp/ schizo from /vn/ now plays umamusume.Join rebricked btw.
What is todays /uma/ drama about?
>>563080754>>563084606What bothers me is how close his posting style is to our schizo
Waiting for Rebricked to post the execution screenshot
>>563085163some autistic guy made shitposting in 4ch his personality for more than 5 years and going
Ok I'm confused. How exactly does Tama's unique work? I'm looking at it on Gametora and there's too many parameters.
>>563084606Something incredibly ironic about this guy shitting himself over the ntrfaggot and the staygoldnigger when he's like this
>>563084606Looks like someone needs to be blacklisted from all /uma/ clubs going forward
>>563064758SMARTO FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>563084606I told you not to look~
>>563084606fukubros?explain thyselves
yoooosh! mayabros we survived another drama again!
fukubros ovr repvtation....
>>563084415Hmmm nyes I'm sure people wouldn't give weird looks to a grown ass 22 y/o with a Cute_Pups44 username
>>563084415I played monster girl quest when I was 12 amd have been using an username derived from that experience since
i love hag
>>563085690>22yo>grown asscute
>>563084606Some people really need to touch grass urgently.
>>563085784is falco autistic
>>563084606@bourbok summarize this in 200 words or less
>>563085734IliasBeliver44 is that you?!!!
>>563085363ult is armed after 2nd half of the raceit will fire in any straightif you're 6-7th and you have overtake target, it firesif you're 2-3rd, it firesthis means you have 2 opportunities to fire2nd last straight and final straight
>>563084513If you were calling yourself childpredator1999 when you were 14 yo then you already had issues even before being exposed to the internet
>>563085564He will have bad luck for the rest of his life? I mean look at him, he is miserable
>>563086031b-b-but i liked those alien things from the movies...
What if it's just a regular dude who just happened to have the same name as the schizo for his username?
>>563084606I hope all the schizos on this site join Jelly in hell
how cope is 10* medium with double circle?
>>563085990does that mean that pace tamamo is not a meme?
>>563084606For archive purpose. No I'm not opening all these dead links/posts. Rebricked incident 04/09/2026
bricked can't and won't kick him because he's a club carrierit's over for them
>>563085902She got a lot more interesting in paradoxUmamusume
>>563086161big coincidence that both schizos behave the same way and are mad about the same thing
>>563084415I had to yell out my old email adress across the room in a busy registration office because the front desk PC is broken and the counter guy had to use a PC at the back of the counter across the room. The email was something with 'feelthepower' in it and I had to yell that out
I'll be honest. I didn't think I would hear from totopo here, /vn/iggers except for me should stay in that hellhole
>>563085801Bro I'm trying, but shes got a fucking naginata and is way stronger than me.
>>563086263based take pride in it
>>563085640You could have prevented this
>>563086249Thanks to your post, I realized that one of my nicknames is also from MGQ, I use it for youtube only tho
Rebrickedkeks can't catch a break
But will it get better now? He's out in the open now?
>>563081254lmao
>>563084415xXx_0ne_W1nged_4ng3L_xXx was easy to remember, and was 100% sure to be available in all websites/forums so I never had to change it. Had to retire my MSN & yahoo mail with this though when I went to highschool
>>563086331/vn/ has been compromised for years
>>563086331I'm just as surprised as you
Choberigood sparks!
Rebricked is the new Mambo
>>563086452Danchou will carry out a public execution and restore the honor of our club
>>563086613then who's the new rebricked
what the fuck is totopo and how degenerate is it
>>563086450Umas are honorary monster girls, if you think about it. They are cosplay tier, but exibit strong monster girl tendencies like superior physicals, instinctive/spontaneous lifestyles, and horniness
>>563086654wait your danchou is a massive faggot like mambo's too?
>>563086031no, it just meant you watched Predator and wanted to put it into a usernamePretty innocuous, like when my niece (6) asks me to lock her up because she thinks it's fun.
>>563086207eh.she only comes with 1 front/pace skill and it's white
>>563083281guts bonus is so ass man. You don't even want it for guts deck because you want speed and power bonus
>>563086697tldr just some janny who took his unpaid job extremely serious and goes on schizo sprees directed at random posters he doesn't like
>>563085128they read visual novels in japanese or at least did a long time ago, it's most likely a falseflag
give me a smooch
>>563086936gold THH is pretty good tho
>>563085163one of the uma shitposters is supposedly at least a past janny that went unchecked when shitposting because nobody but them moderated the threads they were in
>>563087016go back to work
>>563086961You can do a guts build with guts bonus. It lets you get away with 2 guts card to still have a healthy amount of guts. Just fill with speed cards as neededThe only ones who are actually bricked oit of guts builds are stam bonus umas
>>563087130What are the chances it's still a janny?
>>563087016Why are Chiyoposters sluts?
So, what did we learn?
>>563087291given what happened in /umajp/ today? probably really high, exact same situation from the outside looking in
>>563086671Autis/uma/
>>563087291He would've deleted >>563071328 considering it's one of the things he's been seething about.
>>563087337fukuposters are not to be trusted
>>563087337Fukuposters deserve more hate
>>563087383What happened in /umajp/? QRD?
>>563087337Shiraoki is an evil spirit and Fukuposters are an avatar of her will and not to be trusted
What happened I've been hungover all day and just climbed out of bedwhy is everyone hating on my wife
>>563087337Shiraoki-sama worshippers are evil, and Rebricked is evil.
i refuse to give up on fuku because of some retardshe doesn't deserve this
>>563086161technically it's not even the same username, from what I see. there's a discord profile screenshotted in the /qa/ thread and it's not the same one in the uma discord with a similar name, the discord account creation date doesn't match. it is a similar enough one that both of them being on /vg/ is too sus to look past though, could just be an alt.
>>563087337Making MANT groundwork parents is pure suffering
next thread won't be better
>>563087565Schizo was tired of people here either ignoring him or telling him to fuck off, so he shit up /umaJP/ instead arguing that /uma/ should be global only and accusing JP posters of spoiling stuff
teiobros we finally did it ovr repvtation is not the worst anymore
>>563087565The schizo has been seething over there for the past 10 hours and counting.
>>563086237>wasn't in the club at the start of the month>already one of the top in the clubkek he lives uma and shitposting
>>563087693For me it's the similarity in posting style along that both's from /vg/
>fukubros are stigma carriers nowDon't worry buds, you will survive the undeserved hate
>>563084606I wish these were kids having a laugh but it usually ends up being a 40+ year old man with extreme autism.
I shall orange post as usual
>>563086190Doesnt sound like cope at all.You always want at least that many distance sparks. The only reason not to is if you're forced to spend sparks on something else such as mile for MANT or turf for Falco.
Is Witgod alright?Won't running 5 races in a row just kill my run?
will it reach 1T?
>>563088265you can win races in awful mood
I spent all this time trying to be a recognized shitposter and some orange fuck outdoes everyone in less than a day
>>563088265Remember, all his guides are for super high rolls, e.g. perfect item shops, no race penalities etc
>>563086237if my danchou kept a retard like that in the club I would leave honestly.
>hmmmm i will bring maya for cm>3 pink slots gone for 7* mile to bump from D to A>at least 1 pink slot for style aptitude if going late or end>left with 2 pink slots on the direct parents for med Swallahi im cooked
>>563088357If you have to try then you were never worth it
>>563084032do you add numbers to it when it's already taken or do you have a second common dictionary word that you add if that happens
>>563086486there are 3 separate /qa/ threads and none of them seem to have ended with anything getting better because they were/are a janny. I have a feeling getting caught was part of his plan, or even that the one "conveniently" finding out that the usernames match and posting all these ancient threads from /qa/ is the shitposter himself trying to gain infamy here.
>>563088265I'm not sure he meant to run 5 races in a row, but if he did, I don't see how that helps you. There's a very substantial chance of losing 30 stats for every fourth and consecutive race, so it'd be pretty common to lose 60 stats in a run like that. Doubt the dirt epithets are worth that.
>>563085614What did we even do?
>>563088357you need to be more brown
>>563088357You need to do something that actively frustrates people instead of being a mild annoyance
>>563088357Sorry Chiyobro, if you weren't born with the 'tism it's an uphill battle. You'll never be that guy.
>>563086237you could say they're... bricked
>>563088357No matter how much you try and train, you can't outdo natural talent
>>563085614No one would dare to ruin poor Maya with shitposting.
>>563088612March..
>>>563087628I was going to greentext what happened thus far but the only one that's related to Fuku was that someone was caught actively shitposting in /umaJP/, was baited into posting his team ranking, this post happened >>563080754, and then was revealed he had a lot more receipts >>563084606All of this after the fact that both /uma/ and /umajp/'s suffered nonstop shitposting for hours from the schizo(s)
>>563088265He said you need to buy hand cream and cupcakes
>>563088543I think what I'm going to do is drop JBC classic on year 1 and Championship cup year 2
>>563086331ain't I a stinker
Mayano is for spic memes.
how do you even dox from the homescreen
tldr me on the latest drama I will appreciate the post links
>>563088785Team Trial score
>>563088679Wait i thought it was /v/iggers who were shitting up the threads.
Pleeeeease release Jungle Pocket sooner
>>563088687The mood isn't what scares me, it's the stat loss.
>>563087436Jannies can't personally delete things outside of like illegal content, just mark them so moderators look at them
>>563088716Remember to win 3 dirt races at the very least.
>>563088823/v/ma doesn't even post lewds, what the fuck are you talking about
>>563088823no one with a brain actually believed that
>>563088818so did they just look through all the clubs for someone with thatt score
next thread will be better I hope
>>563088846>-30you still get 15 (20 with hammer), even a single +15 book would put you into a net gain of SP at leastyou can't get the skin debuff's mood downs during climax races either if you don't have a cure at hand
>>563088952yeah idk probably
>>563087016Sure thing, Nonny pie.*chu* <3
>>563088357To be fair he outdid you over what looks to be over a decade /here/
>>563088952Most likely the case and Rebricked was the unfortunate one that homes the guy.
>>563088265Yes. There is a chance it won't but the 40% chance of -30 stats you get from 4 races in a row makes it a generally shitty idea. The last race of the year has no penalty so you can do it even with 0 energy, doesn't really count.
I played this game before but didn't get into it. Has it changed much this last year or so?
>>563088823he's known to frequent /v/ quite a lot so you're not too far off
>>563088823Half of the meta posts about the state of the thread are from shitposters themselves
>NHK mile cup NASTY HIMBO KOCK MILE CUP>CBC sho CHINESE BIG COCK SHO>JBC sprintJUICY BLACK COCK SPRINT>american JCCAMERICAN JUICY COCK CAROUSEL
>>563089151it became worse
>>563089151It's a thousand times more hardcore since all the casuals left, and schizos are everywhere, but there's a lot of good features like being able to see what choices do in-game instead of needing to constantly reference a guide.
>>563089223curren would say this
>>563089151Each scenario has a new gimmick, so if you only played URA then imagine that but with extra stuff you need to balance during career runs, some people like it some other don't like it so much, up to you. There is also more characters and stories if you want to read through them.
>>563089151the mechanics got a lot more complex than just clicking speed, and there's a lot more qol. But in the end it's still the same core gameplay loop of raising an uma to be the very best, so if that didnt appeal to you back then, then it wont suddenly do so now
What the heck is a Fusu
>>563089224snifff
>>563089223Curren would absolutely say this
