Previous: >>563090438>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Teio!
Mambo!
How did he do it bwos
Gold City feet in my mouthhave a goodnight anons I'm out
plase
/v/ros.... don't abandon me... i want out...
ryan LOVE
Sex Nature
Digitan LOVE
>>563107176Mambo LOVE>>563107313Ryan LOVE
I will roll for the mare.
Don't you DARE shitpost in this thread or I'll tell on you to danchou.
fillies
>>563106808>>563106382You both need to be put down
Vodka naizuri….
>>563107313BRIGHT LOVE
Jiggie please.
>>563107491I hope Orf is going to be okay with me being friends with her daughter.
>>563107236>punishment >called out by danchou He just keeps getting away with it...
>Fr*nts
>>563107313If Ramonu's career is 'lol I love running' generic type shit I'm going to personally gut /uma/ with a rusty knife and boil the entrails for dinner
>>563107650I see pink
>>563107630
>>563107491I have already fallen for the propaganda. How many thousands of years do I need to wait until she's released on global?
>>563107698Can I be exempt from that.
higonna get an energy drink and some choccyanyone want rooms?
>>563107442But your danchou is a danchud
>>563107698That is exactly what it is.
fuck this stupid game3 day event in the middleof a fucking workweek caught me as i had to travelits not fucking fair man, at least i managed to shit one run out in time so technically i can get the cumulative rewardsplease tell me this sr card is shit so i dont seethe too hard
We will check chronogenesis, those still in Rebricked in 24 hours will be blacklisted.
>>563107841uninstall you bricked faggot lol
I find interesting that anyone could doxx you by TT score alone given the latest schizo drama.
>>563107746She's not even released on JP yet.
>>563107778No everyone is going in the soup>>563107839Prepare to be soup
>>563107841bwo you needed a million fans to qualify for the group gibs
>>563107698eh, it's sort of like that, but she expresses that in a weird way and the focus is rather on (you)r growth thanks to her influence
>>563107841mambro...
>>563107650sucking on those rn
>>563107841It is terribad.
>>563107630I sense ulterior motives, stay away!
>>563107841im so sorry bwo you missed the best card in the game for 2 years
Finally Ryan is cute
>>563107143Who would hate you for kicking out a shitposter caught in the act? Not only safeguarding one makes you look like you're protecting him, it also makes your club look bad. Not to mention it's not even a month year old member and was only recruited for this month.There's absolutely no reason not to kick the guy aside from looking desperate for that A+.
>>563107698Ramonu loves racing to an absurd degree to the point where she ragebaits SIL to get her "monster" side out just so she can race against it even if it's to the detriment of both Still in Love and her Trainer.
>>563107491I would let Marche to milk me to death if it came to that
>>563108065might be the worst card I've ever seen
>>563108065They really thought that 20 intial power mattered huh
DANCHOU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>563108106This is a fucking abomination.
>>563107943So at least 4 thousand years?
>>563107925the funny part is there is absolutely no good reason to assume the doxxed guy is truly the spammer, anyone can look up a club member's fan count, slightly fudge a screencap of the homescreen to show that number, and then blame all the evils of the world on them
>>563108065>he wants his guts card with NOTHIN'
>>563108121>it's not even a month year old memberDANCHOU SAAR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND KICKING OF THE SHITPOSTER SAAR
>>563107650IS THAT A
>>563107746She might get released after Lucky Lialac (her banner ends on the 20th and that might be a bit too early for an event with alts) + next jp cm is dirc iirc and Cygames likes to release a new unit (or alt) for each CM
POST SOMETHING CUTE
>>563108121Weird how desperate some are for those extra gibs
>>563107871What club can I move to? Fuck danchou
rebrickedbros... that's not a good look
>>563108214yeah just ignore the part where the name is the same as a known /vn/ schizo
>>563108191Depending on when she's released on JP anywhere between 2028 to 20230.>>563108251If that happens I'm killing myself unless Lala drops early.
>>563108214it's pure coincidence that he happens to share a name with someone who has a 5 year history of shitting up /vn/
Global gave Falco 1.02 trillion fans. So how did we do trainers?
>>563108065I know it's a welfare card but man this sucks
>>563108083>Meet friendly Umamusume>Work up the courage to say hi>Her mom speedblitzes me and tells me to fuck off.It's tough out here. I just want to get used to talking to umamusume.
>>563108065>less friendship gauge than StPFalco doesn't love her fans that much huh...
>>563108121>Who would hate you for kicking out a shitposter caught in the act?Uh, the club members that don't give a shit if /umajp/ has hurt feelings and don't want to lose carats over drama. Why are you so desperately crying, did you get this assblasted over someone actually talking about the game in your thread for once?
i wanted to post pictures of gold city's feet in the thread but danchou might get upset with me
>>563108214Except why would they blame that one guy specifically? There's also no noises or traces of edited from the screenshot. I think he legitimately just didn't think he'll get doxxed from his team ratings.
1 career per daycharacter story backlogkino
Rebricked should just be removed from the rentry until they kick the guy
>Only got Straightaway recovery for my 4th choice for XOguriAm I cooked? I'm kind of sick of running already I wanna do my oshi runs now
>>563108251Didn't she just get her support card though?
>>563108214There are no coincidences. You can't just happen to have the same name and behavior as a schizo who powertripped and samefagged over thread OPs in another general.
>>563107925Some unemployed motherfucker went through all the clubs to match the TT score
what would you do if danchou was aware of all of your /uma/ posts?
>>563107698i dont think umamusume is the right game for you
rebricked is a state sponsor of terrorism. a coalition is needed.
>>563108267
>>563108154You only get a hoof to the head>>563108376Try talking to your trainee and not her
>>563108548shitpost harder
Any clubs recruiting?
>>563108585cow
>>563104547Anyone know? I need to grab the selector.
>>563108214I really doubt this is edited >>563079687
Your shitposting only makes us stronger. Like a wall of bricks.
is there any /uma/ club without any bad apples?
>>563108493>Am I cooked?sorry but yes, that's not reliable at all
>>563108518iirc there are characters that got released a day after their revealCygames will do whatever it wants to
>>563107698UMAMUSUMETHEY ARE BORN TO RUN
>>563108121>umaJP raids about us not hitting 2 trillion fans>umaJP spams their garbage NTR and Stego avatar faggotry in our threadCompletely fine :)>somebody posts his MANT run in the JP threadBAN HIM KICK HIM WTF HOW CAN SOMEONE DO THIS TO THE POOR DEAD JP THREAD???kys
>>563108346>>563108359>>563108520I haven't seen that part, why do people give a shit about his rating instead of talking about that?>>563108415This time it might actually be the guy, but if the goal is to derail the thread and laugh at the chaos it doesn't matter who you pick, you pick anyone and laugh.
>>563108548Hold my head high for all the slurs I've been throwing.
>>563108632Now that's just rude
anyone that tells you that this series is exclusively for women or yuri fans, you can refer to them this image
>>563108121If my danchou was so faggy that he warned another member for funposting in another thread, I would just leave.
>>563108548what if I am danchou
>>563108548probably feel a little embarrassed from how much I've glazed himseriously he does a great job and doesn't treat the club like a complete jokeit's nice
>>563108251>>563108347I watched these 2 videos of her yesterday and that puppet gimmick of hers is so ridiculously cute that I will have to pull for her no matter what.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye1weLPhG-Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7vWR8xe5Y
>>563108585>Marche's foot in my faceBlessed. I am in love
>>563108812there's 2 girls for each 10 posters here?
>>563108065>roaming guts cardThat’s pretty low even for a guts card
>>563108585My current trainee doesn't want to talk to me outside of training either...
>>563108016you're shitting me, right? say sike, i cant see any 1M requirement, i think it only said you had to do 1 run to qualify>>563107915>>563108042>>563108105i hate how you cant just fuckoff from this game for a week or even 3 fucking days in the middle of a week without getting screwed over its ridiculousits one thing to have dailies so players can at least get something just for showing up,its another to actually make them sit down and play every damn day. especially when "playing" this game means like a 30~40 min session>>563108065thank god anon, thank godi would've exploded with anger if it was a ssr card or something
>>563108548I've frequently talked about using Sweepy and Sweepy is verboten in our club so I'd probably get kicked
Thoughts?
>>563108728The point is he slipped up and was caught in the act. I wouldn't even gaze an eye and just post laughing helios if he accidentally revealed his team rating here. It's the fact that he was doing it on another thread which needs you to have another tab open or go there just to shitpost.
>>563108672>Top Umad Project
>>563108548I would kill myself... thinking of all the times I teioposted, sure that danchou would not think it's me... nyooo
>>563108493It's alright, it will never mess with your ult triggers. There are 2 straights before the triggers so it's better than nothing
People are sperging out because one guy went to the JPniggers thread and did the exact same thing they do on our threads all the time? Give that man a trophy. Please keep on doing it. I will always defend Rebricked from now on.
>>563108121I'm not ((safeguarding)) him in the least. All I'm saying is no matter what danchou does there will be people who hate what he decides to do, in the club and outside the club. It is really not fair to danchou he is just a victim and I feel bad for him is all.
>>563108834I need Grass Wonder to smile and giggle at me like that
>>563108975no thoughts
>>563108975needs pubes
Free my nigga Totopo
>>563108972
>>563108637Paid Carats from Cyge store are unique because they’re available cross platform unlike Steam or iOS/Google stores.
>>563108972nyes I was lying, you only need 1 run to qualify for gibs
>>563109098awww, that's so sweet
>>563109139I would ascend
>>563108975This thing eals cheese?
>>563108946wouldn't be surprised if there were 1 or 2 femanons here, but they are probably the rare selfshipping ones
>>563108726That's the funniest part. /uma/ has 1500 posts of derailed drama over an evil shitposter, and the shitposts are... just a couple screenshots from the game with fitting text?
>>563109098so small...
>>563108946About 2 girls every 6 guys and 2 ayy lmaos. With 4chan coefficients it becomes 0 girls every n guys
>>563107290 which club are you in?
>>563108972Explode in my mouth instead why don't you
>>563109204So they're like universal paid carats? If I only play on Steam I can use them all the same?
>>563108482STFU YOU UGLY BITCH
Anyone got any cute bright art
So what's better, Speed/Guts or Wit/Guts for parent building?
>he can't recognize foidpostingngmi
Researching and planning support cards is such a pain
>>563109440Different from the usual?
>>563109440The big uma agenda...
If Rebricked become the antiJP club, I'll leave Uma&Co to join them. It's about fucking time those niggers from umaJP get what they deserve
>>563109067Is it like a "This will blow up in my face every few races" or a "This will maybe fuck me over once every round" type of situation?I highrolled which is why I don't wanna redo it because she nearly capped power and wit.
>>563109419Yes and yes, no difference if you only play on one platform.
Good evening /uma/
>>563109494The are no women on the internet.All those guys who want to be a puppy-chan are MEN who are BOTTOMS
>>563108812>>563108946>>563109257That's not even true. uma musume are 90%+ male players and mostly ojisan age... even the threads here reflect that number.
>>563109510>>563109532Love bright her career was so cute she basically says were married now welcome to the mejiros.
>>563109262/umajp/ is a protected class like the native indians ah hooyah heyya hooyeThey can set up casinos and suck up our tax money but you're not allowed to touch themAnyways native american uma soon?
no rooms....
>>563109075Can't agree more, it's funny seeing how sensitive the JP trannies are. I might go post some of my screenshots there myself.
All Hail Danchou
>>563107841if you really just wanted the gibs you should have glued macky
>>563109591Have not seen the vile sheep in a while. Good to see you.
THREE CAREERS IN A ROWYAMEROOOOOOOOOO
>>563109630would a man say this?
Finally, Mambo isn't the most embarassing club to be in on /vg
>>563108924Anything's fine as long as she touches you, huh? Desperate
>>563109571ty
>>563109747A japanese man, yes.
>>563109747100%
>>563108281look at em go!
>>563109785puppetjobs
>>563109591gn
>>563109725Seiun stocks plumetting... and she wasnt even popular to begin with...
>>563109738doing you a favour it's shit when it cant carry over
>>563109747I say this with dancho
>>563109831
>>563109747Yeah.
>>563109410im in a friend club, its fucking over for me
>>563108690Mine
>>563108690autis/uma/
Enough of your stupid drama, when is tallying gonna be over anyway?
>>563109785holding hands inside the puppet
>>563109785To an extent. I'm not usually a footfag but there's no part of Marche's body I don't find attractive, so I'd lick them
>>563108281>>563109848What a silly little dance. Falco looks like she's about to fall over
>>563109440No but I got plenty of Bright images
>>563108690mine also
...what am i supposed to do with this
>>563109738stop spamming career talk
>>5631100384 days. Small Japanese company, please understand.
>>563110042That sounds nice.
>>563110112Nyo...
How about you fags make it clear whether it's ok to post JP Uma or not. There's been days where no one says shit and there's days like today when there's just non stop seething about them. Why have JP resources in the OP if it's not ok?>But it is ok Then why the fucking seethe? Why does this shit keep happening even when there's barely any JP posts in this thread? I keep seeing Stego being brought up but there been like 3 fucking posts in the past like 4 threads. And I'm specifics mentioning Stego because NTR posts fucking belong here more than ever with her card being introduced into the game. Where is the fucking line? Why is this even happening?
>>563109465why guts? the cards don't give good skills
>>563109440
>>563110089Calm down japan.
>>563110050so why isn't she more popular than creek? just looks like an upgrade to me. and a mejiro on top of it so you can have an affair with mcqueen while bright does her thing or whatever she does
>>563109440a little
We all know the schizo is in Rebricked, but he's apparently only joined a month ago.Which clubs was he in before that?
>>563109564It will NEVER fuck you up as long as you only have only 2 random recoveries other than Uma2 and 777. You only need to trigger 1-2 of the random recoveries and proc ult with uma2 and/or 777.Straightaway recovery is valid but suboptimal because it picks a random straight. There are 2 straights before triggers and 1 after, worst case scenario is - it doesn't proc OR it procs on the third straight (in this case you can still trigger the other random recovery, uma2 and 777 to proc ult, but uma2 needs position)
>>563108690Mine's alright, though I'm finding out danchud was a bit of an attention whore all this time
>>563109747Yeah
>>563110193It is one guy seething. Hope that helps.
>>563109213Thank you. I like Grass a lot.>>563109265I-I didn't mean it like that.. but I'm not against it
>>563110252Wheres the gaslight in this image...
>>563110193its one singular shitposter trying to divide global and jp, he's the one making falseflags whenever someone posts something from jp heredont mind the asshat
>>563110204Tried 2Speed/2 Power/ 2 Wit and I still struggle to hit SS/
>>563110252my sources tell me he is a highly trained splinter agent from mambo
>>563108834I wish this was my club...
>>563110193You have a dedicated thread for JP uma, why would you go to the thread of Global players? It's "fine" but you're annoying and going to piss off some people when you do it because most of us are here for the game we play, not the game they play in /umaJP/.
>>563110227wdym creek? they're both good characters but very different from each other in terms of basically everything
>>563110407concentrated stats are better for score, you want dense rainbows
>>563110303nah I don't wanna see it either
>not a single oshiWhy should i keep playing?
I'm helping the anon's career in the umaJP thread. They deserve a more active general! I'm doing my part!
I will keep shitposting until you retards help me kill the NTR faggot, is that simple
>>563110193Please see >>563044849It's this guy that is in constant melt over jp stuff
>>563110042Leave her out of this>>563110045Disgusting
>shitpost on /uma/nobody cares>shitpost on /umaJP/everyone upsetti
>>563109265>>563110317reminder anyone this blatant about being into sph actually have bps and are just larping 100% of the timenot even kidding
>>563110272I did a few test rooms and she won 3 out of 7 and about 1 of them she didn't get straightaway proc I think it's good enough for me for now because I don't feel like doing another 10 runs for the god run but I appreciate the response.
>>563110193>NTR posts fucking belong here more than ever with her card being introduced into the gameNobody cares if you post about NTR. They care because 1 ego-obsessed fag attaches the same 5 NTR avatars to all of their posts, and have been doing it for a long time.
>>563110237At least she makes up for missing practice with a gift
>>563110193The only thing I hate is JP players posting their gameplay screenshots here. It's usually accompanied by a vague comment like "wow I've never seen this before" but the screenshot is just numbers from an event I haven't seen and text I can't read. There was a lot of that for a while and it was pretty annoying.
>>563110193It's not about NTR being posted, people hate the NTR poster because he's annoying. If he didn't post here nobody would care about NTR posts. Same with Stego. Lots of JP umas get posted here and nobody complains about them, not even the schizos. It's just those 2 faggots that keep baiting him into sperging out.
can a retard get a qrd over this club drama?did someone join and spam slurs in chat or what
>>563110541>I will keep shitpostingYou could have just stopped here.
>>563108973I tell my club mates not to sweep else I'll kick them before booting up my sweepy
>>563110579How would you feel if you saw someone bullying a retarded person?
>>563110193we dont want jp dogs here and we dont want in in the op. everyone has its own general. why jp trannies use this general to shit post while their own general is starving?
>>563110252only 2 clubs found
>>563110028I am in autis/uma/, so your statement is provably false
>>563110773who are you
>>563110767
>people hate>we hateWhy do you keep talking in plural when it's just you? Nobody here hates NTR anon but yourself
>>563110556Marche bullying my dick with her tits while calling me gross..
>>563110272>>563110586should have told this anon to redo the oguri bwo...
>>563110193It's fine to post them, it's just one or two anti-JP spammers who are still seething because nobody wants to follow their rules
>>563110579Essentially yeah. Did you not see the absolute tantrums when someone removed the JP news from the OP last night? They dumped their image folders so fast on cooldown that the thread ended in 3 hours during what is normally our dead time. JP players are weak spineless babies that can't handle the word no.
>>563110865No Reason spotted
>>563110497So what kind of deck would that look like exactly?
no reason not to rape no reason
>>563107650
Ngl I cringed at this IRL when I read it >>563045921
>>563110865Because it's obviously more than 1 guy when there's 2 or more posts complaining about them in less than a minute. The majority of the meltdown is the schizo but people clearly don't like them either. Even some JP fags in the previous thread said the Stego spammer was an annoying faggot
>>563109532
>>563110989isn't it way past your bedtime? you're normally gone by this late in the day. are you frustrated?
>We don't want jp in the OP!>jp gets removed from the OP>anons refuse to use the thread and make one with jp in the thread. The thread without jp gets ignored?lmao
>>563110317
>>563110193>Then why the fucking seethe?One guy posting on cooldown. Just chill out man, it's a stupid game about dumb horse anime girls running around in a circle.
>>563110692The literal only drama is that someone went to /umajp/ to post screenshots of their career, and then someone baited them into posting their homescreen which the /umajp/ schizos used to doxx them and demand the user be kicked from their club for daring to touch /umajp/ with English hands.
>>563110940
>actually the first time in my 15-year 4chin posting career that I've ever experienced being in drama>caused by someone elseMaybe I need to up my autism...
>>563110964Well she won rooms so even if it's not great it's still good enough to be sweats almost half of the time.I didn't even bring dominator either
When do the Falco feet pics get sent to our inbox? Been wrapping up taxes all day.
Please... tell me these are good... I'm so tired of running Ryans over and over. Let me rest.
Make a poll about it already
>>563111096Now you know how we feel when seeing any of your posts
>>563111284It's fucking dogshit. Do it again.
>>563110272nta, but what would be the ideal recoveries for xoguri then?hydrate, 777, and uma2?
>>563110586
>>563111284I'd use it
>>563110989Much better than that anti-JP schizo who spammed scat just because people wouldn't use his thread
>>563110541Curren wouldn't say this
i've been trying to get sweepy working, but for some reason I can't get it to borrow NTR, not sure why
>>563111146>Just chill out man, it's a stupid game about dumb horse anime girls running around in a circle.YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BLOOD HAS TO BE SPILLED BECAUSE THEY TAINTED THE JP THREAD BY POSTING ENGLISH TEXT IN THEIR SCREENSHOT!!!
>>563111314nahtoo easy to bot
>>563111139congratulations. you realised global is 90 % jp trannies. so their general can be nuked and they can wholehearthly shit up this place
Doto WOULD say this
>>563111357I'm personally going for corner/hydrate and finish with 777/uma2 for skill activation
>>563111214It was a joke to make you suffer more for posting that kissing image
>japan is part of the globe>jp is global confirmedNOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BEEEEEEEE
>>563109440Bright hours?
>>563111101You clearly have a case of ESL then>Nobody in /umajp/ complained about NTR anonIn fact, I could only find people praising him>/umajp/ complained about StegoThey didn't, all they said is they ignored him, a skill you should learn yourself
>>563111357For this CM specifically, corner recovery + hydrate + u=ma2 + 777. Soft Step is also usable but it won't proc if you're a promoted pace
>>563111336PLEASE i even saved the good part to do some gay little gender reveal guessing game post but i didnt even have the heart for that JUST UNCAGE ME FROM THE TOMBOY PIT PLEASE
NSM Vodka is a fucking menace even when she's not the rival
>>563111223>Been wrapping up taxes all day.>there are responsible, rich, hard working, cool, handsome anons with a big house and pets posting ITT
>>563111141Cute! Cute!
>>563111284All of those could be gotten from rival races though? Do it again with actual cards.
>>563111314https://linkto.run/p/B0J7MVSAhttps://linkto.run/p/B0J7MVSAhttps://linkto.run/p/B0J7MVSA
>>563111470Last I checked, they’re giving advice the one global Seiun career poster who is still on Jp because of the chaos here.
>>563111527Doto would join ICE just to "goof up" illegals
Corner Recovery should not be used, potential to proc too late.
>>563111578Love this air head like you wouldn’t believe
>>563111585I didn't say they complained about the NTR anon and I didn't say they complained about the Stego anon either. All I said is that some of them called the Stego poster an annoying faggot
>>563111368macqueene fugging :DDDDDD
>>563111732Prime example that pic related is true
nyaahaha
>>563111732
The Stego fella at least doesn't purposefully egg on the shitposters. The NTR one does though and is even proud of making the thread worse just for even more attention. So while it sucks to have perma schizos NTR is also just as bad as them
>>563111707That's the person that got doxxed and JP fags are demanding get kicked from their club, you can even see their in progress Seuin career icon on the homescreen in the post where they got asked to post it. The chaos here is just that the career posts are evil somehow.
>>563111814Mejiro Dim
jiggie
>>563111681>taxes>all daythat guy is just a giga retard if his taxes take all day. Either that or he runs three small businesses or something.
>>563111706Yeah its time to leave this general. jp cunts won.
>>5631113572 mid race recoveries>Corner recovery - in this track, always trigger on first corner, doesn't need position>Hydrate - always triggers mid race, doesn't need positionOther recoveries like Preferred Position, Stamina to spare, etc. are valid but have additional conditions which are often but not always met 2 Triggers>Triple 7 - Procs on optimal spot, doesn't need position>Uma2 - Procs a bit before triple 7, good enough, needs 3th or 4th
>>563111768>Hey look I made this post I'm going to pretend it's the general consensusYou're not slick.
>>563111904That’s Maestro, not Corner.
>>563111571
>>563111706This poll maker is gay. Weird fruity colors and it has WORK related polls at the bottom
>>563110206bright barely even looks like the same character in this outfit
>>563111768So out of 85 posts, only one called the Stego guy an annoying faggot, by the looks of it, you are behind that post yourself
>>563111186Those hateful eyes turn me on.
>>563111953why are you trying so hard to defend genuine retards?
>>563111953I didn't say it was a general consensus either. I said it was more than 1 guy complaining about Stego/NTR here and that SOME JP posters called Stego an annoying faggot.Learn to read if you're gonna argue so much >>563112103I'm talking about the previous thread
>>563112103Everybody thinks stegonigger is a faggot though
>>563112030theyre the same skill bwo
>>563112103Nah more than one person hates Stegospammer, the current threads are just overtaken by your JP drama shit
>>563111664They're not great, but PWR isn't bad and a discount on Glittering isn't bad either, as well as just some generic savings on skills. If you've got 9* blues, I'd take it and run, especially with Medium sparks as the pink
Why can jp shitters just stay in their containment zone?
>>563112124I'm not defending shit. But don't try to, what is essentially, >WeOn a fucking anonymous image board. Especially when I can go there right now and say "wow I want all EN players to die", reply to myself agreeing, and then coming here and saying that's what they think.
>>563112030
Why do people pretend to like Bright now? Ugliest uma in the game
>>563112103I think you're an annoying faggot but I don't go announcing in the thread at every opportunity
>>563110480idk a club member told me she was just creek but better tho that was before she came out so maybe they were working with assumptions ??
>>563112363ryanon would not say this
>>563112098It's the hair
>>563112363this but ardan
I've come to a decision. Rebricked will ban all JP players.
>563112309Why are you posting off topic?
Meejiro Meejiro~hikari no michi o
>>563112328I'm not that anon but you are "ERM ACKSHULLY"ing so hard over something so fucking trivial. Most people on 4chan don't like tripfags IE avatar posters because this is a fucking anonymous website
No matter how much wit and how many recoveries your Oguri has, she CAN goof up Festive Miracle. Doto's Law says that she therefore WILL goof up in your CM finals. I recommend running an uma who will never goof up.
I think avatarfags and schizos are both bad
you shouldn't be allowed to post on /uma/ if you can read japanese
>>563112521this song sucks ass i want it off my jukebox
Any stray anons from /v/? we are looking for our lost stray anons in non-/v/ clubs and other allies.
>>563112580>he says this while avatarfaggingokay retard
I love Gentildonna
>>563112467basedfinally a good decision>>563112581also based
>>563112570meisho doto o
>>563112603>what is that meanESL ruins any image so fast its unreal
https://poal.me/hnmb94drama poal
>>563112593where should I go, I'm desperate for a place filled with less artificial drama and no 1 day bans at random
kill all stegoniggerskill all ntrniggerskill all chiyononiggerskill all dotoniggerskill all teioniggers
>>563112593fuck off or i will shit in your mouth seapag shitskin >>563112621kek
>>563112723>no option for who caresworthless
NEVER GOOF YOURSELF
>>563112621everyone loves teio and posts her, THOUGH?
>>563112746I don't like the orange rat
>>563112593>check /v/>uma thread alive for 8 hours and close to bump limitso all that doom and gloom was just shitposting then?
>>563112816YOU SHOULD GOOF YOURSELFNOW
Should I build a LS Brian or SpeChuddy
>>563112816I am going to goof off a building
>>563112591Don't say that desu wa
Sex with mares
>>563112802If you don't care answer no, retard
>>563112591Just requested it
>>563112738https://jiggie.fun/8xORFFJoin
Falco ain't a Dubaipilled dirtcel
did you know?mejiro umanko are standard issue and indistinguishable
>>563112696don't say esl because it applies to me too who works really hard to blend in!! it's for sure a seanig so just call them that
>stego poster>NTRposter>just guys with stupid bits that post on-topic uma stuff>THIS IS SO ANNOYING BAN THEMam I missing something? imo that weird chiyonoliberal who tries to insert political drama in the threads is worse than either of them.
>>563112914That's not the same thing, retard.
>>563112098it's still Bright
>>563112896you cry about ai then post ugly piss like this? lmao at your sngle digit iq uma
dubai merchant
>>563113006Report and ignore the incendiary schizos
>>563112843That was hijacked by troons
>>563112998If you try to and do fit in then you wouldn't get called ESL.
>>563113013If you don't care about them they don't annoy you so answer no. It's really simple.
I hope /v/ma comes back soon
>>563112964This post is sponsored by Charles and the VFcord btw
I enjoy the rate for the Honeyade event went up in the last update. Those +20 energy early career helps a lot
I hate evey single one of you niggers and hope you all get corona!!
The way you all get so heated and excited over drama like this reminds me of literal women. Jesus christ.
>>563112521Those words played to this tune in my head, until I realized it was THAT themeFuck the mejiro anthem
>>563113056If you want more I got more
>>563113189/v/ma lives. just join the jiggie
>>563113187It's not a matter of them being annoying or not, it's a matter of me not caring whether or not they're annoying because it doesn't fucking MATTER.
>>563113339I prefer Bourbon and champagne but I wouldn't mind a corona right now
>>563113084Pizza...
guys, i'm going to say it.................. CM has stopping being fun
>>563113368/uma/ is like 41% foids
>>563113189It’s back. The ones staying here now just want to get their kicks.
danchou i'm sorry i called them JPiggies please take me back
>>563113189die.
>>563112964What the fuck is this kek
>>563113368we have a woman in our club tho? women play this game a lot on average, deal with it
How the fuck do you get 1200 wit on a uma with no wit growth and no wit sparks with 2 wit cards? The most I have gotten in mant is like 850 and I usually get 700-800.
I drank a large diet coke from McDonalds today, does that count as staying hydrated
>>563113487DisgustingIs she single?
>>563113487Stop coping. Almondeye danchou is just wearing a wig
>>563113432post her anus and you are allowed to live and drink
I have never played this game and probably never will because I don't like gacha or mobile games, but the low cortisol meme got me really enamored with this particular horseI am now an uma secondary
>>563113378Trying another one
GEE I SURE WISH MY ACTUAL CARD EVENTS WOULD HAPPEN SOMETIMES
who's the michael jackson of uma musume? no meme answers like goldship
>>563113368I am a girl though?
>>563113634
>>563113640>I am now an uma secondaryThat's the best way to enjoy umamusume.
>>563108812Add NB to the female percentage. 90% of the time when someone says they're NB its just a woman who was brainwashed into believing she's not just a tomboy.
>>563113337>best energy mant event>best hint mant eventTeio is the best
>>563113679copano rickey
>>563113640you can also watch her featured in jungle pocket's movie or her role in the ova
>>563113704
>>563113640At least watch the anime if you're going to claim to be a secondary
>>563113486Dubai triad
>>563113449proof?
>>563113679>uses a hat>peter pan syndrome>likes to dance>done dirty by wealthy middle eastern scumThere's only one correct answer
I know you guys don't care but I'm going to start masturbating, I will be letting you know when I am done.
>>563113487>hates ai art because ugly fat and not wanted stinky nerd girlsit all makes sense now
>>563112964Tower of Babel in rubbles and now 6 million miles underground
>>563108372There has been a constant ongoing perception that this event had the Japanese grinding their ass off on a weekend in Covid but its simply not true. The event never needed grinding, it was balanced around the average joe just doing their 2 million, and then some. The biggest problem is the size of the active playerbase, which JP had almost quadruple the size of.This can be proven with recorded cutoff data for JP's Class 6 Team Trials, which has them recorded at 135k, compared to the 38k of the current Global cutoff. This puts us squarely at 26% of the playerbase at the time of the Falco JP event, which is why our goal got changed accordingly to 1/4th of the original. You can approximately assume that Class 5 active players are ~1.5-2x of Class 6
I love Rice
>>563113640She’s a base 1*, so you can get her right away if you play the game.
>>563113679much like michael jackson, chrono genesis was basically pitch black through her early career and only turned white towards the end.
>>563113417That isn't what the point of the poll is though, if you think they are annoying answer yes, if you think they are not answer no. I don't care if you don't care that they are annoying.Anyway here's the results so far. NTR anon is only slightly disliked, most people hate the Stego anon
>>563113914Post your materials before that
>>563113006chiyonobro i'm not giving you any (You)s don't even try to gas yourself up
>>563113876clubs should have a mandated handpost from every member, so every danchou can confirm whether or not a poster is female, male, brown, white etc. when you take the pic you get assigned a number so danchou can recognize your dogwhistle in the thread
>>563113378>>563113665It's all gone, fuck catbox
>>563113902Meh Michael wasn't a nepobaby and his fame isn't artificial
>>563114023Do you really believe there are 85 people in this thread right now.
>>563113706basedlive kingenjoy your cold corona>>563113914kekwould have been based if it wasnt agunes the ledit
>>563113914Cum to /uma/
Danchou, you dirty rat, you rigged the first turn shop!
>>563114023This shit is botted to hell retard, literally only one guys gets ass blasted about the Stegofaggot, the rest of the thread never cared for the guy
>>563114047I would join a whites only club.
Rich cuties showdown
>>563114023>85 total votesYeah this thread definitely has 85 posters in it right now
>>563114108>>563114190Well the schizo hates both the NTR anon and the Stego anon so he would vote for both if he wanted to rig the vote and I don't think anybody else cares enough about the vote to rig it.
>>563113679No one's saying the obvious one?
>lose debut 2 runs in a row for literally no reason
>>56311426185 posters that actively answer polls, mind you
>>563113927
>>563114302Post-race paizuri...
>>563114223me too, but only because of my sexual preferences
>>563114274Bro... The schizo IS falseflagging as NTR anon hating on the Stego anon...
>>563114023>I don't care if you don't care that they are annoying.Shame you can't express that in poll form.
>>563114302The obvious one would be Twin Turbo since she can moonwalk pretty well
>off topic shitposting the past hour and a halfI'm guessing they haven't dropped the event rewards yet huh?
>>563114223you are not white amerimutt
I just need to survive mantI just need to survive mantI just need to survive these few metafag cms with x oguris everywhereI just need to wait till grand live to Brianmaxx
>>563114396I always forget that the two have the same sire
they should make an anime about the downfall of the mejiro family
DubaiLARP
I'm danchou.
>>563114047But that would require a discord and you grandpas HATE discordNo one is going to paste in litterbox links into game chat
>>563114383Does Fuji give lucky pre-race paizuri?If she drinks my cum to invigorate herself does it count as doping?If she keeps my sperm in her mouth while she races is she technically a mecha?
>>563114547My liege...
>>563114558>No one is going to paste in litterbox links into game chatour club does it though and it works well
>>563113963It's a combination of global having a smaller userbase + doing it on a weekday IMO. It's not about the grind but actually having the time to do MANT runs; not everyone has a moment to sit down and do the runs when they have work and other things on their plate.I think Global would still be lagging behind on the numbers compared to JP if it was on the three day weekend but it'd definitely be bigger than it is now.
>>563114630Prove it
>>563114630Proof?
teio sexsex with teiosend post
>>563112964do NOT look up the actual origin of the dubai "chocolate" falcobros
>>563114547I'll kill you
>>563114047ive already posted my hand in here. and its pretty obvious by the post which anon i am, and by extension who i am in my club
You need 900 stamina+ 2 golds for Taurus
I wish Calstone Light O were flatter.
>>563114443Exactly, because the poll isn't about whether you care or not. It isn't complicated.>>563114440I don't think he would do that but yeah it does look like the Stego votes got botted I guess
>>563114740Everyone knows it's poopshit anon
>>563111438Literally just type "Peachy Silhouette" into the custom tab. My sweepy is borrowing her rn
>>563114047>clubs should have a mandated (/soc/posting) from every memberI do not like this idea
>>563114719>>563114726there hasn't been one today and the chat log only goes back so far...
The last 200 posts about drama? All me btw
>>563114607Nishino Flower wouldn't say this
>>563114584I lack the requisite cum-play knowledge to answer your questions.
>>563114773I wish she had bigger tits on the other hand.
>>563114930WTF I love drama now
>>563114975why would she have tits on her hands and why would you want one of them to be bigger
i haven't taken a shower or washed my asshole in 2 weeks now
>>563109747I want to chu chu sucking sounds to Fuku and Ryan
>>563115140Teiobro btw
>>563115140falcobro btw
>>563115140Fukubro...
>>563115096Based post.
>>563115140When did you start becoming hygenic, Teiobro?
>>563114503we have to wait until the late on the 13th, it tells you that's the event period's end on the event page and has from the start of the event.
I FORGOT TO CHECK THE FUCKING SHOP AND I MISSED THE KALE JUICE FUCKON A FAST LEARNER RUN TOO SOMEONE SHOOT ME FOR MY RETARDATION
>>563115178>>563115212>>563115218>>563115267actually my favorite is curren
>>563115178why, isnt tachyon the showlerless girl failure?
>>563115140how would you feel about a hand and rimjob rn?
>>563114223you will never be Argentinian
https://x.com/ugohato/status/2041550463750074415?s=20
>>563115273>Collective Rewards will be sent to your Presents when the final results are annnounced.>Results: 22:00 Apr 10
>>563115140why would you wash your asshole? that's what toilet paper is for. are you french fags with bidets, that's fag shit for sure.
>>563115351Eishin Flash....
>>563115309tachyon just forces trainer to give her a sponge bath
>>563115427Please never ask a person to rim you
>>563115427>he doesnt wash his ass
>>563113914
In couple years, when they start giving out third alt to Umas,Would you rather see wedding Creek or swimsuit Creek?
>>563115178>>563115212/v/iggers are so annoying and easy to spot, you got your thread back. fuck off already
>>563115427imagine not owning a bidet in the year of our lord 2026
>>563115426Why is there even a 3 day tally period? Why is there a tally period at all considering the fan count was increasing by the second and we hit the 500 billion fan goal days ago. Why are Cygays this fucking shit
>>563115583Knowing cygays, they'd probably botch the swimsuit, so wedding
>>563115631they are auditing the botters
>>563115631>Why is there even a 3 day tally periodIt's a 1-day tally period and a 3-day results period.>Why is there a tally period at all considering the fan count was increasing by the second and we hit the 500 billion fan goal days ago.Falco needs time to certify the results.
>>563115583I would have to see the wedding design and the swimsuit design before I can decide.
>>563115631To be fair in the original version of the event the tally updated like once an hour and you didn't get to see the final hour, but then again we passed 3M on a 2M goal.
>drains your clock
>>563112723>100 people hate the stay gold nigger Now if only he'll take the hint and fuck off
If VF ever helped you win a CM you have to pull her
>>563115583the newer swimsuit alts are kinda tame, wedding creek
Am I a /v/igger?
Hmmm today I will post in /umajp/ as a honorable member of my club
how do I run kitasan career if my only good support card is mlb kita.......................
>>563115841Everyone the schizo doesn't like is a /v/igger
>>563115789AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BROSwhat do I doI have started getting followers for no reason every other day
>>563115841are you in a /v/ club? if so, you are and should fuck off
>>563115795I won last CM with witGOD's Riko/Sirius deck so I'm already sold to the better option
>>563115789You did this.
>>563115616ryanbro btw
>>563116039>Please pull her as much as possibleLike one of those stretchy limb toys? I don't think she'd like that.
I feel like I should buy a whistle to put on my desk so I can blow it whenever I use the in-game whistle
>>563115621I don't understand bidets. Are you supposed to dry your asshole with a towel or something? Are you supposed to sit there and wait for it to air-dry? I got a cheap one, but due to this, I only use it as backup when I have no toilet paper, or for itching my asshole.
>The one week that Japs don't have a G1 race, there is an HK race day with a great fields including jap horseslove it
biv los
>>563115425based
>>563115970I'm a mambro
>>563116315is it wrong that i like museum mile the least of his generation just because he has the dumbest name
welp, I got icarus to work.translating some other automations to work for my case and adding some significant delays but otherwise i finished a career in 10 minutesmy account is fucked
Never groundwork...
>>563116427as long as you don't wish harm it's whatever
>>563116543explode fucking bitch
>>563115140Why are Teio bros like this?
>>563116574but it sucks without groundwork?
>>563116427It’s extra dumb cuz he’s not even actually a miler. Still a cute horse though but yeah
>>563116315Please stay safe Masquerade Ball.
>>563116484>welp, I got icarus to work.convenient, an hour after the humiliation ritual fan goal
Another successful thick load had, thanks for the support.This time was a bit chunky
How did the thread somehow get even worse after the drama posting stopped
>>563116723Nice work, man
>>563116796?I would say it's better
>>563116284Wait for it to dry enough and let your underwear absorb the rest
>>563116656I'll show you something that sucks even more
>>563116874
>>563116874Chiyo anon would have loved this.
You can now stop what you're doing and socialize with King Halo.
>>563116720oh na i havent been around for that ive been working on this since this morning. im not sweepy im just an autist. i have handles for all the events, and specifics such as picking the better option for post race energy gambling (itll detect good or bad energy loss, or 1 vs 3 hints on straightaway from kitasan, for example). i basically just stole other automation databases and added a check to ensure if the gambling option isn't ideal, itll pick the other option instead.i dont know how to do the shop yet, im figuring that one out tomorrow. im probably only using this to do 2 or 3 runs a day on days that im too sick to play. cancer fucking over your immune system sucks. bwos
Wait I didn't know Fine Motion almost beat Durandal
>>563116796Posting in umajp maybe
How come when i turn my brain off, i end up with better runs then when i actually try to strategize?
>STILL no rooms
>>563117179don't confirmation bias yourself! just get into the flow zone for every run
>>563117173It can be kind of hard to visualise who raced against whom
>>563117162bro...
>>563116315CAM ON REVEYOU MANAGED TO GET 2ND AGAINST KA YING RISING LAST TIME
>wonder why my runs aren't giving Medium inspiration>suddenly get a long S inspiration>but I don't have any long sparks???>check parents>I've been running the wrong mile/long parents for the past 6 runsI truly am a retard.
>>563117304i expect admire don to be a fancy uma
>>563117173More like Durandal stole the race from Fine Motion because he's an end closer. (Durandal is the outermost lane, closest to the camera).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_vSaTJr0N4
>>563117251bigger
>>563117415he's ayabe's little brother so she'll be very annoyed that she doesn't acknowledge her
>>563117304Let me guess, the only reason we don't have Meisho Samson, Daiwa Major and Heart's Cry is because they can't get the rights for King Kame and Pui?
>>563117376You're playing for the love of the game, regardless of what actually happens
which other uma would hishi amazon cosplay for you before giving you the best head of your life?
>>563117435>stole the raceNo that sounds like a skill issue. The only person who ever stole a race was Rose Kingdom from Buena Vista
Sunday
>>563117350
>>563117476
>>563117509Well, I have actually been having fun trying to get better stats on each run so that's mostly true.
>>563117506a 1000 points for you
>>563116661>It’s extra dumb cuz he’s not even actually a miler.Thats his secret
>>563117586@umagrok remove the pixels
>>563117435>stole the race from Fine Motion because he's an end closerthat's called winning, bwo
>>563117162gws bwu
>>563117524Cheering for Namura Cosmos!
whoa mama
>>563117672
I... I like Vodka.
>>563117509It doesn't matter, none of this matters. The horses are mostly dead and you simply feed their souls by acquiring fans. The stronger the soul, the stronger the bond but you will never reach them. You cannot reach them.
>>563117656can't you read? they're tallying the total fans to make sure we actually hit the goal!
>>563117812You have a drinking problem
>>563117524remember to never support the Y*shidas
>>563117812Who doesn't like Vodka?
>>563117760Perfect. I will now masturbate to this image
kingu love
>5 G1s shared between the top threeStacked G2
>>563117479some cute interactions could still happen
>>563117903WHAT THE FRICK ANON!!!
>>563117812Im more of a Gin kinda guy personally.
>>563117812...
Dia > Kita
>>563117521>wins>referee retrogrades you to 2nd place because you blocked someone else for one attosecondAnd they say Rose Kingdom broke the Rose clan's jinx
>>563117745>>563117524Dreamcore’s dam, Normcore, is Chrono Genesis’ older sister so I’m rooting for her this race
lmaohttps://x.com/takuya_spring/status/2040277701026799951?s=20
so what's the deal with Deep Impact? why aren't they putting him in the game?
Aren't chiyoanon and the liberal chiyo the same retard
>>563118128Horny apple.
>>563117834And yet we love, and yet we run
>>563110083gp for the future. Dirt sparks are annoying to get and affinity maxing you make dirt gps to push your umas to run the dirt g1s
>>563118128Win Variation is a stallion, for anyone reading this and not knowing. So he just really wants to stick his dick in someone.
>>563112591
>>563117968What did I do
>>563118128The complete opposite of Kitasan…
desu waa
It's time to man the fuck up /uma/, and apologize.
>>563118207Dopping
>>563118412MANT is better in every way except for run time and the loss of character stories.
Large Recital will be butter
>>563118412>zero player agencyNo, I don't think I will.
>>563118412this shit was ass
>>563118308Do we run because we love or do we love because we run?
>>563118350Kita doesn't like to fuck?
>>563118412mantblazer takes longer and has stricter deck requirements, but it's easily superior in terms of gameplay. not even close, really.
>>563118412I refuse to do this again
>>563118239who are you even talking about
>>563118412No>>563118387paizuri
>>563118585To love is to run, and to run is to love
Mares are like this
>>563117812>>563118017https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/vnNK3_0w83TLYMABN7RoYw//v/ermin scum>>563118412https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/unitycup/image/9oJoN1T9Pf6JQMFRF67Iaw//v/ermin scumFuck off already.
>>563118412I think shit is better than poop
I'm happy with this, I'm not going to grind until I get better white sparks. Not grinding her more. Time to play someone else. No more Seuinn.
>>563118412We like MANT here, Riko.
>>563118807tell your boyfriend to stop banning people on /v/ and we go, otherwise we are here forever :)
>>563118337not finish on my face...
>>563118881>2* Mile spark on a Long only Uma
Odds - sunny days Evens - double medium straightawayEven dubs - inner post Odd dubs - target in sight7 - rebuild everything prioritizing taking lucky 7
>>563118732
>>563118961plenty of umas aim to run longs but want some mile sparks because their base aptitudes leave them at B or C Mile.
Umas that would help me file my taxes?
>>563118776>every mare descendant of Spe is a 10 out of 10 hottie
>schizo tranny is still talking to himself in /umajp/>JPGODs are ignoring himall is well that ends well
>>563119045But we don't have more Long CMs in MANT and there won't be another racing scenario
>>563119120Like how you had to specify mare because Epiphaneia exists.
>>563118905You already have your containment back, i suggest you go back.
>>563119045you still want long on the uma unless that seiun is a grandparent
Ballroom Seiun has the potential to rival the big 3 but sadly she can't have herself as a parentDid anyone try inherting Angling from a grandparent yet?
>>563119072Mayano Top Gun
>>563119139I thought he was already called out by their danchou? The recent one was 10 minutes ago
>>563119309Is Rebricked's danchou really a pussy ass little faggot?
>>563119072tamachud
>>563119414Yes
>>563119309Rebricked danchou is a faggot and won't do shit, he will keep the guy around and suck the cheese from his dick and eat the fat logs of shit too
>>563119414He'll probably just reason it isn't against the rules and he isn't shitposting or that there's no proof it's the same guy posting there
>>563119039someone post full
>>563119554Probably because all 3 are true
>>563119557full
>>563119615Regardless he already got called out afterall there's just no way he'll continue doing it after that, right?
>>563119631
>>563119685
>>563119631my wife btw
>>563119631I can't wait to not pull for this horrid creature
>>563119809Shakur LOVE
>>563119631Its my duty to rape some manners into this brat
>>563119809I bet Shakur actually smells really nice
so uhh, when's that guts meta coming along?You couldn't do it in longslop, because you needed stamina. And you can't use it for the current cup, because guts cards have no worthwhile skills. And even they did, you need an insane high roll to cap Speed Power and Wit with them. You know, the stats that actually matter.I didn't spend 30k carats on a brick, right? Ayabe was supposed to be a must have, the only card worth using gold crystals on.
>>563119798>>563119878that's a literal juvenile
>>563119809>tattooswestern artist
>>563119937Maybe...maybe.
>>563118412lol, getting decent unity training and still losing the aoharu rounds is so fucking gay. I hate this mode so much.
>>563119818Cute creature
post something cute
>>563118207His owner has a hate boner for his horses being depicted in media
>>563119956Never. Guts has always been the garbage stat and will always be the garbage stat even in modern JP
>>563120012Didn't her concept art have tattoos though?
[Breaking News] This uma could kill your uma if you only bring 800 stam to Aries
>>563119118I want to squeeze umabellies
>>563119956What will really make you mad is people using Creek stamina for next CM.
>turboposter is backI fucking missed you, now go rewatch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhthXS_Kjug
>>563119721called out where exactly? there's nothing in the club chat from either side about the drama
>>563120053
>>563119956Who told you that? You're supposed to MLB Stinko Windy
>>563120104>Pace ChaserGood job nigger
>>563120012?
>>563119483I think you might have a fetish.
>>563119956>I didn't spend 30k carats on a brick, right?
>>563120128regardless if its them or not, I'm happy that turbo is being posted
>>563120132Don't know. That's what Danchou said earlier
>>563120053Something cute.
>>563120104>Rush only activation>Long only skill>Sprint only skill>Implying you will ever hit the front bourbons with Eyes>
>>563120053For some reason Dia reminds me of a dinosaur when she does this cute pose.
>>563120053I just posted this too >>563120026
>>563120387>I like sharing foodNeoUni...That's not how you share food...
>>563120461marvelous' sundaes...
>>563118776Every mare becomes assertive when it's time to mark her territory, and Lala won't be the exception
I put today as my birthday, now I have to read all the lobby dialogues from all my umas
Which uma wears Abercrombie and Fitch?
I forgot to finish my career I took all the way to the finals to carry over the fans over to the next day and didn't get the final Falcon card from personal rewards as a result
>>563120593Happy Birthday.
>>563120589Lalala wouldn't do this
>tfw not schizo enough to join Rebricked (A+)
>>563120593Happy Birthday, anon.
Why do so many people post ugly things when they reply to the post something cute posters? Even the post something cute poster posts ugly things?Is it a meme because kawaii and kowai sound similar in Japanese so people post scary things instead of cute things?
Soon I can try to make another thread on /v/ again after my board ban runs out
I'm sorry discord sister but no (You)s for you
>>563120781dlsite id?
>>563118591Kita doesn't mind, but they're noted to be very chill and in control of themselves. They'll be napping, get woken up to mate, and then go back to the nap when done.
Rebricked (A+) has one spot available if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >25mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 25m)>that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile (club ID is 835612678)forgot pic
>>563120585i saw that...
>>563120698But she would do this.
>>563120585
>>563120850Did you kick the schizo
>>563120461holy shit they look so much bigger
minna no senpaimaruzensky
>>563120693>>563120749Thanks bwos.
>Narita Br-AAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>563120845that just means he doesn't really care about it, he'd rather be running with other horss
>>563120991UMA MUSUME, THEY'RE BORN TO RUN
>>563120937iku wa yo
>>563113449Errr.. you mean vaginoids, or "Curren" girls?
>>563120930Why else would we have an open spot?
>>563120781What club are you in?
>>563120991Harikite ikkou
>>563118412I don't miss itThe story was nice the first time through at least
>>563120585huh
>>563121027But some are born to jump...
>>563121170
>>563120964Brian is so ass and ugly
>>563120850>>563121128Sorry Rebricked danchou. I was wrong about you. You're a great danchou
>>563120461Got any more
>>563120991Kitasan basically sees everything as jobs that he obediently and dutifully fulfills but also wants to get them done as soon as possible so he can run/work out/nap yeah
>>563121128Couldn't you have done this hours ago now the shitposting will flare up again
Odds V.Flash and (not V)BourbonEvens Grass and HoguriDubs I shit my pants
>>563121128Could have been a coincidence, or somebody might have left cause the schizo was allowed to stay. But based for kicking him.
>>563121128Heh.
>>563120781are you unaware of the plan?
>>563121128
>>563121128you know, you guys are ok
>>563121128>>563120850Rebricked is back to being more based than Mambo. Danchous better blacklist that player ID.
>>563120937bacchi gu yo
>save cleats>5 cleats final shop>spend early>0 cleatscygays stop spying on my runs, I know you're fucking with me on purpose
>>563121128good job
>>563121128Lost all respect for you now. Can't believe you'd kick some Anon over a bit of shitposting.
>>563120843RJ01363303
>>563120934Bigger than what?>>563121261Yeppers
>>563121273his filename says 8 AM though, he was literally sleeping
>>563121128>It's realKEEEEEEEEEKI KNEEL DANCHOU
>>563120850Based danchou. I guess I'm not leaving after all
>>563121128Allow me to apologize for talking shit about you
>>563119557https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8479259
>>563120850Alright, based
who are the based danchouswho are the faggot danchous
>>563121527thats scary
>>563121430>chinkgeewww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3FU5NoCzQLOL
>>563121128>>563120850From this day onward, you and I, are nakamasI respect you
>>563121497>It was a Fukufag
>>563121497>>563121128Why are A+ clubs pansy faggots
>>563121497Orange wife posters...
>>563121527I need big umaoppai around my torepenis
imagine him crying over thislmao
>>563121273I said if I see it again I'll kick him and I just saw it. again I want to reiterate that none of you bandwagoning faggots had any influence on the decision tho, it was completely my own >>563121303there's always a chance but the amount of effort to come up with those many posts and screenshots with individual filenames make it doubtful
Shitposters have human rights too you know
>>563121794he has nothing to lose now, he can keep shitposting
>>563121497Big loss for the schizobros
>>563121128Unbelievably based.
>>563121724I'm a bit of a shitposting enjoyer but can we not associated Fuku with that faggot? Memoryhole him from this place would be the best, he doesn't deserve this attention.
>>563121832hmmmmm.... nyo
>>563121128Spineless bitch. You have no self-respect whatsoever. That autistic dude wasn't even doing anything worth to bring such attention - just like Dacchis, it would be gone after a few days. /umajp/ has been always hostile to us and now you declared yourselves to be their whores. Congratulations.Hopefully my danchou isn't a slut like you.
>>563121794he has a week to get into another club for gibs and he just joined this monthshitposters are shameless usually, otherwise he wouldn't be using the same username still
Given that this was the club with a former attention whore danchou , this was a public stunt drawn out to its fullest to maximize (You)s
>>563121554Rebricked danchouAutis/uma/ danchou
FAT
kek he is already crying in the jp thread >>563121804
>>563121426a bit of shitposting is fine, shitting up both thread's quality and starting thread wars is not
>>563121906We should associate him with Falco since this all happened during her event
>>563120850Don't forget the other rule>Don't funpost in other threadsEmbarrassing.
>>563121128What a bitch made club, i'll remember not joining you fags. Most likely reddit / discord posters as well. YikeS!
>>563121554CUMA danchouThe rest
>>563121979but this is rebricked not uma&co
>>563122018dont say that about my danchou...
>>563122026pregante
>oy vey! (TN: woe is me!), I've been expelled AGAINSurely this must be the danchou's fault.
>>563118951Kita's mouth just feels too good
How many fans did global get for Falco event I just got off work
>>563122057uh oh melty
>>5631221011T
>The club I'm in never has drama
>>563121128Best of luck to you, I only was there a week but it was a fine club. I hop them too often to really be mad.
>>563121687gang shit
>>563121942you mean dacCHEATS
>>563122101More than enough
>>563122234>>563122234>>563122234>>563122234
>>563122189kill yourself
>>563122094That's what oy vey meant? I thought it implicitly meant "goy's got the foreskin again" or "fuck me (in the ass)"
>>563122152>>563122217>>563122235Congrats
>>563122189
>>563122227What happened to it anyway? I'm in it but I barely tune in to club drama so it's kinda funny when I came to collect the monthly and the club suddenly has a different name
>>563122460non danchou member joined by mistake the danchou derby with 2 front umas that may or may not have affected the outcome
>>563118532so true sister race rng was so bad in unity. Anyway, yoooooosh *races 40 times in one career*
>>563120850Dancho, our ranking...
>>563123343Some poor member has to fan farm now, should just embrace A at this point
