Previous: >>563107106>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
first for uma feet
Be careful if you're in Bricked, their danchou might kick you if you post about the game here
>>563122189REMEMBER THIS MAN DANCHOUSTHIS MAN IS A SELF PROCLAIMED CLUB-HOPPING SHITPOSTERHIS IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST
can I get my free tickets now Falco
boning my mcqueen :DDDDD
>>563122309
>>563122463Maya...
>>563122457me on the left
It's a good day for /uma/, in the end, good always prevails over evil
Digitan LOVE
my (boy)wife and our son
I would like 1 groundwork spark please, I don't care about the blues and the pinks anymore
>>563122397is there a reason why this was made
>>563122327JP trannies should stay in their JP tranny thread. I hate seeing JP tranny umas images being spammed here flooding the thread here especially StayGold and NTR poster
>>563122542Marvelous Milkers in the back!
I want to sleep while cuddling Maya
>>563122521I need to stick it between those powerful adductors
Imagine your danchou being someone else's bitch. Is that what it is like being a burgertard?
>>563122348teio!
>>563122542
>>563122521but /v/ma is still around
>>563122735My danchou is my bitch.
>>563122521Isn't this the least liked Uma?
>>563122735what if danchou is the whole club's bitch
>>563122735Just expel the dual citizens from your club and the problem will sort itself out
>>563122735Ogurin sucks Tamamo's tiny kosher dick on daily basis lol
>>563122683
>>563122735>Suddenly cuck projectionIs this what it is like to be SEA?
>>563122793That's what everyone from Rebricked thought before today's events
>got a really good Maru with all the right skills but no TTL and I went with triple 7s for the recovery so her early + midrace is way weaker than other fronts>got another one with better midrace + TTL + better stats and she's noticeably stronger at contesting angling but no medium S means she loses to weak XOguriThe grind never ends, I'm starting to consistently pump out SS though so I'd like to think I'm getting better at MANTBlazing
>>563122460It was just a funny whoopsie, the thread memed them "Daccheats" but they went along with it
>>563122949She actually has lines in the JP version here. It's just another case of lazy and retarded localisers
>>563122807no, she has lots of fans
>marked
FUCK YOU
>>563122793almondbro...
Doto has no ass........
>>563122884jesus christ
imagine being alone in the snow with tokai teio
>>563123086
The worst /uma/JP posters are the Ramonu posters. They're trying to shit up the thread with their ugliest uma in existence, worse the Mejiro Ryan.
>>563122735It's not just America, my country is about to adopt a law to make it illegal to criticize Israel
>>563123071>It's just another case of lazy and retarded localisersDamn...
>>563123218She would clearly happen upon me bleeding out upon a set of stairs
>1* stam Brian with Dober and Tama 3* stam and power parents on my last borrow ILL FUCKING TAKE IT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563123210tracen guards are USELESSakikawa should just let the umas guard the trainer dormsya know to protect the trainers
What should I prep for CM13?
>>563123279Very cunning, anon.
>>563123363Maruzensky parent
>>563123264
>>563123363your anus
>>563123279dont say that....
>>563123363DAHBEY
>>563123363xmas oguri
>>563123279If you find Ramonu uglier than miss "I went to a hairdresser and she botched my haircut so fucking badly" Mejiro Ryan I think you might actually be more of a homosexual than the resident homos in this thread
>>563123246I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>563123415I don't get it
>>563123264i liked the one where mayano and brian switch bodies, and mayano runs over to biwa and calls her onee-chan resulting in biwa fainting from moe
>>563123264I know Brian is a stealth for (You) uma but I feel like you would never marry her unless she literally raped you, the trainer of her story was very clueless to her advances.
>>563123415
>>563123279Nobody thinks there are umas uglier than Ryan>but Seeking the Pe-Ugly but not uglier than Ryan
>>563123363Xoguri if you have herThe rope if you don't
>>563123279If you want Ramonu images you can just ask like a normal fucking person.
>>563123384cute feet
Cafe borgar!
If you think Seeking the Sex is ugly then you have shit taste
>>563123590Nice chin.
I've been below quota for the past 3 months but danchou won't kick me because there's nobody to replace me with
>>563123592Ryan has beautiful tits.
>>563123590
>>563123363OG Maru parent
Gold Ship is uglier than either Mejiro, lets be honest>but what about sum-Off-model slop doesn't count.
So this is the fabled doomed runSirius is still on Green friendship right before Classic Summer…
>>563123363VBourbon with redshift + anglingRed Maru for redshiftXOguri with redshiftYour favorite front/pace + redshiftIt's a redshift CM
Time to make a med Maru
>>563123796
>>563123595777 and u=ma2 don't work for the derby
>>563123749
my oshi = prettyyour oshi = ugly
>>563123791>off model>it's the same model
If you don't bring Tickezo to Derby CM you are soulless
>>563123279Ramonu is explicitly mentioned by name in Dober's story so it is, in fact, a global uma.
>>563123904But what if my oshi is your oshi?
>>563123902
Machitan is the cutest
>>563123904>your oshi = uglyDon't say that....
>>563123904this is why Fuku, Bright and Ryan > all
>>563123995fuji's beautiful eyes..
>>563123904I'm sorry you have terrible taste
Spe died for your sins
My oshi isn't even in the game
>>563124084Fuji's beautiful nails!
>>563124026Brian is cute and no one will change my mind
Yaeno Muteki or Bamboo Memory?
>>563124026
>>563124110wtf I didn't know Belko drew uma stuff
>>563123867777 works but no speed carryover so you'll only have 0.1 accel advantage against angling+redshift fronts, u=ma2 doesn't work tho true so she's gonna be less consistent without a backup recovery
creek touched my no no place during goo goo babies
>>563124194that's me, I'm that guy
>>563124175I don't understand the question.
okay I've done my obligatory other games gaming so here is a room362478063624780636247806
>>563122735
>>563124267Shouldn’t have dressed like you wanted it. Slut
>>563124194
>>563124154Fuji's beautiful nails scratching my head when it's itchy.
>>563124334Based dober!
>>563124334many are saying this
>>563124234At this point it's better to just run a normal pace Oguri Cap as in peak
>>563124267It's your fault for shaking your ass in front of her face
>>563124267I am heartbroken to hear that your trust would be violated like that, and disgusted that people would make light of your plight. Now more than ever we all should work to stand up for the rights of Trainers.
>>563124391I suppose...
>>563124409You can never go wrong with triumphant pulse
>>563124379
am i bricked without spring runner or right handed
>>563124462Shut up Riko, you just want trainer's dick all to yourself
>>563124326>ayabe got third IM NOT A SHIT TRAINER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING
>>563124407>ntr fag likes mambodanchudI'm noooooticing
>>563124326lates larping as pace621137596211375962113759
>>563124467What else does she want to use her nails for?
>longFuckAt least she's now my new TT medium ace and a 6* ignited spirit pwr parent
>>563124234Oh shit, is four recovery gamble back on the menu
>>563124561are those???
>>563124562nyes, you need one of them + firm course menace or else you'll get speedmogged
>>563124561
>>563124519
>>563124568To bring up an entirely unrelated party and assume the worst just proves that trainers have no rights and we should be fighting all the harder to be treated as equals
>>563124561you can't post that...
>>563124635Looking pretty. Also they'd probably sound cool being tapped on a desk.
>>563124561OI TEME
>>563122950turned out he was the jp player's bitch, rip
many are filtering this
>>563124612front gaming881364398813643988136439
>>563124696
>missed it
>>563124843Cute
>>563124896She's so cool...
>>563124561NTR is so fucking hot, I want to fap to NTR, global banner when?
>lobbies filling up in seconds
>>563124843
>>563124952gayer than ryan lovers
>>563124836Grass...!!!745384687453846874538468
>>563124952
It's as easy as that.
>>563125035>filled in secondsWTF
>>563124993
>>563124756They do make her look quite pretty. I don't have many carats but her Ballroom unique animation made my heart skip a bit.
HOEGURI CAP YOUR ASS WAS IN THE WAY GOD DAMN IT She almost won that
>>563125035>Oguri didn't even activate her UltBRO WHAT THE FUCK
>>563125035I want to see ayaber win248004102480041024800410>>563124968>>563125125yet no one responded when I asked for rooms earlier! hmph
>has an OVA to herself >Can't even hit top 50Ntr cucks...
People are hiding their oguris aren't they?
i like mejiro
>>563125064>1 more yearFUCK
>>563125142gn
>>563125258>risking a fracture so close to CM
>>563125258you are hiding illegal oguris under these floorboards, are you not?
>>563124925
>>563125291Nyoooo so short, good night anon
>>563125181Yeah I really like her alt; I also really like her default outfit but I'm not a huge fan of the hat she wears in her default ulti animation. I'm glad they went with a dress instead of putting her in a suit for this.
Wonder where my /v/ros are. You guys around here?
>>563125226damn boy...!!!680546556805465568054655
>>563125035Post that Grass Wonder NOW
>>563125226>Hog didn't even activate her unqiue>still wonHow is this fair?
>>563125243>Vega that high>Taishin that highJP has shit taste yeppers
>>563125281Just hang in there, she will be here before you even realize itHishi Miracle is in the way there and Topro appears a bunch on her career and story
>>563125435I'm working towards a XOguri with Barcarole+Triumphant+Teio Step. Keep losing to Seiun isn't acceptable!
My XOguri is beyond cracked. I am not letting you guys lab her to beat.
>>563125370I will pull to pity for her if I have to.
>>563125479some umamusumes are cows and top road is a turkey
>>563125510If your Ogurin is in a situation where she needs TP or Teio Steppu she already lost.
>make rooms on pubs>that /guy/ still founds mebwo what the fuck, but hey Falco won for once
front xog meta finally arrived as mant gave front enough skill points
>>563125431No, we moved out. if you're /v/ or /v/ affiliated let me know for extraction.
>>563125758Now that's the dumbest shit someone posted today
>>563125435I'm going to punch kita-chan, need to finish rudolf so I can remake her828118148281181482811814>>563125451here you go>>563125451it isn't!
>In Class 5 Demotion Rangeit's fucking over...
>>563125868Where?
>>563125950What does Class 5 look like now?
>>563125446whoops here >>563125936
>>563125936>double dom with a front aceThats just begging for trouble
>>563125936Why is there a sudden lack of oguris?
>>563123860It was in fact doomed
>>563125762>join random pub>/uma/ rival screen shows up
>>563125950Remake your TT umas broAnon can you tell us how many players are in Class 5, nobody seems to be answering
>>563125995https://jiggie.fun/TlE5ccJoin
>>563126107no need to test
>>563126151I swear every charming + FL run I've had ends like yours (or worse). It's all rigged...
>>563125462That's not JP retard
>>563126203I'm in class 5 by monday
>>563125936bolf870793338707933387079333>>563126069it's funalso pace promote oguri is insta game over
why are you using jiggies for this fuck off
>>563124896>>563125370I hate thsi freak
>>563126203JP fags scared away all the causals, there are none left.
>>563126363is just like light discord
>>563126287raped!!318500163185001631850016
>>563126438>steals your documents
discord. com/mambo for extraction
Class 6 retention is the easiest shit ever. You just remake all your umas ONCE at the start of every campaign and you'll always retain afterwards. Stop being lazy.
>>563126507>west japan whizRARE
>>563126438You say this but once she becomes playable and I start posting proper propaganda from her career story you'll be wanting to call yourself puppy-chan too.
Parent run so it should be fine, right.
>>563126243KawaPri would tell you to stand firm until you sparkle as strongly as your idealsOr something
>>563126570
>>563126507hog slaya209002252090022520900225
>>563126446I feel like all the casual disappeared around January.
>>563126796Did you run in Pisces at all?
>>563126764her unique didn't even proc what474893724748937247489372last!!!
>>563126243>>563126748why does this horse have lizard eyes
ines fujin part time hooker
>>563126912Me, I got 2nd A. I only did my uma once after getting that group card. Thats the luckiest Ive been in making CM umas
>>563125936Damn, nice.
>>563126748And then I beat the low-roll runs just like when Princess Fighter pins Dark Princess down with her powerful legs!
>>563126919hog taking the last winthanks for joining !!
>>563126045>>563126203Promotion line is 55531ist at 578629 points.I'm at like 130k th
>>563127054That's not very nice
>>563127130whats your grass deck?
>>563127130>barely stealing the win thanks to Risky BusinessThat's why I want more last spurt skills.
>>563127130thx for hosting
>>563127137what is retention line, I'm surprised we have over 100k playersif you need any help with your TT team you can post your aces too
>>563127154posted here >>563125936>>563127230thank you too !!
>>563126508>>563126646I will NOT become the raped
>>563127036You can't just tell Kawakami that she has lizard eyes, bwo...
>>563127280thanks bwi
>>563127130Forgot to thank for hosting
>>563127137Post your support cards, you need to remake your TT team in MANT
>>563125936>Super CreekNYOOOOTICING
Will Ines Fujin be a strong pick for CM13?
More rooms? More rooms228716952287169522871695
>>563127280does your grass have enough stamina for spurt?
>>563127286You won't be able to hide from her forever.
>>563126243>>563126748A princess does not give in to despair. In the finale of Princess Fighter where Princess Flora Stakes races ZetsuBa Paddock to a standstill, Princess Flora Stakes comes to make peace with Paddock after realizing she wouldn't be the strong, kind, beautiful princess she always dreamed of without having felt despair over possibly not achieving her dreams. Now is the time to double down on pursuing your desires, not give in.
>>563126508Please give them back, I'll do anything!
>>563127489AYO
>>563127489
>>563127257I don't know how to check that but I have 493 817 pts and that's demotion range.>>563127361I haven't updated my team since TB came out I'm slowly working on it.I thought I had more time....
>>563127137I think we still have a good amount of players in this game. Happy that class 5 is casual incase I drop there in future scenarios
I like Princess Fighter V3 more i was never a fan of the original series
>>563127435yeppers, way enoughumalator hasn't updated with fighting spirit either, which restores 0.05% stam
>>563127559>>563127685Man I love Kawakami's career story.
>>563127559That forehead is obscene
>>563126151>>563126243Don’t lose faith Kawakamibros!
I can't get a decent 3* Power, 3* Medium, 2+* Groundwork and 2+* Ignited Wit + Power Parent
>>563127802so greedy..
>>563127481This happened in pokke's movie
I like it when the chibis dance
ok torenas, what's your rolling plan
Not great, not terrible
>>563127385>quadruple dominatorI swear you guys are no fun, let's do more.878472728784727287847272
wow she's pretty>>563127883was originally gonna pull fine and curren but since alts are gay I don't really care too much anymorebut I will pull for oneesan rickey
>>563127883i would have pulled on shakur for the memes but she's right next to summer gold shi so i can't
>>563127883both cheerleaders and inari one
>>563127792One of us will win the CM with her. I just need more stats...
>>563127838It's not greedy, I'm not even asking for Prudent and Dodging Danager sparks...
>>563127883i got 65k right now>anus>palma>inari's ones>tupac>agnes tachyon card>machan>valentine ryan
>>563127883Saving
>>563127883Palmer, Curren Chan (hopefully I get one of them early)
>>563127883Nishino and Sweepy
>>563127883Supreme Racist Spe (Free)Nishino FlowerRickey! if we have the carats
>>563127141You're right, he should be engaging in acts of kinda nice
>>563127802yeah no fucking shit. 3* power already takes 50 runs on average, now multiply that by the odds of 3* Medium and you're already over one in 200 runs. Add in the rest of your absurd requirements and it's closer to 1 in 700 runs. GoddamnCan you not into math or something?
>>563124930That was the jole
what fourth recovery should I take for xog if I already have corner recovery, hydrate and 777?
>>563127883I want Ines and Palmer but might just roll for Rickey and hope for spooks
>>563127883Neicheer, Palmer, and Mackie swimsuit. If things go exceptionally well I'll pick Sweep up.
>>563127883Flower, Natura if I luckshit Flower, Wait for Sweepy and if I luckshit her go all out on Inari One's banner since they should be up at the same time for a brief window, then save for Summer Goldship.
>>563128261u=ma2
>>563127883Flower, Sweep or Inari, Summer Golshi, and Rickey.
Guys... Dicta is kinda cute... And her trainer gives me hope that I can't just wait 17 years until I'm 45 to get a cute umagfwife
Give me a (You) or I start avatarfagging.I have 200+ pictures each of my favorite characters, don't test me.
>>563127932>where are the XOgurisOver here...another...471228334712283347122833Killer tunes can deny falco a challenge cause it activates at a really good time.
>>563127883not seeing enough mcqueen...
>>563127883depends on how much FREE SHIT they give me
>>563128327>forgot image
>>563127792The calcs say she can do well if she hits everything. I will trust the princess and hope for a better run tomorrow
>>563128369>All the Xogs come out of the woodwork
>>563127883Roll with welfare and somehow pull them first 10 as i've been doing since release
>>563127883I have around 58k carats at the moment>Sweepy50 pulls>ShakurWill go all the way to pity if I must>Seeking the PearlI am still on the fence about whether or not I'm willing to hit pity for her>Halloween DigitanIf I get the above three really early it'll be the same dilemma as Pearl>Blaze BrianAll the way!!!!!!!! She forced me to hit pity for her original version so I expect to do the same again
Uma's for this feel?
>>563128494>different epiteths than the previous room(s)fucking dodgers!!
>1* Witnyo...
>>563127883Flower and if I get lucky enough SweepSirius is the only other umas I want for a while so it's all support pulling for me.
>>563127880Camping and Summer. Might pull for Wedding
>>563128590Ouch. M-maybe Tachyon event will come sooner... haha
>>563128590you're jesting
>>563128590I mean, if the grandparents are good then I'd use it
>>563127883>pulling for fr*nts
>>563128590
>>563128590save it, tachyon will fix it (maybe)
>>563128590I would still have sex with this witlet
>>563127883On that image? Just Palmer.I'll probably ticket wedding FineMo next time I get the chance.
>>563128369Why not just host 5 rooms at the same time
>>563128657>>563128752When would Tachyon come theoretically
>>563128563bro...what if...
>>563128369Falco and maru didnt get to ult.. Last one... Triple fronts really like to kill each other off this CM. In Pisces it was great.
>Claims to love hags>won't pull for Seeking the Pearl Explain
>>563128696nyo>>563128709They don't have good pinks or blues, I'm farming for a Grandparent
>>563128860>cry about XOguris>they actually feel bad and stop joining
>>563128905I'm pulling for Pearl though?
>>563127769...ly erotic.
>>563128950if only JP posters were the same
>>563128905I already have Maruzensky1 hag is enough
FAT
>>563128860Forgot the room878680468786804687868046>>563128821I find it too tedious, but there was another host that does that.
>>563128905Pearly has two imperfections (to homosexuals) >Big head like Biwa>Defined lips that make them think of nigresses for some reason
>>5631288262 minutes into thrusting
>>563129030biblically accurate spe
>>563128907damn
>>563127448My trainee will protect me..
>>563129095In global, goonertard
>>563129001I haven't seen a jp gameplay post in like a week If you're talking about images of cute Uma you might be a genuine homosexual
>>5631291802 minutes
>>563129181>I haven't seen a jp gameplay post in like a weekof course not they don't play the game, they just spam shit that ain't characters from this game
>>5631291802 minutes into thrusting
>>563128563
>>563128905I'm pulling for Pearl tho
>>563127883>Will pull2kb Flower, swimsuit Macky/Golshi, Copano Rickey, Blaze Brian, Helios, NY Satono/Kitasan forma Blanco>Fun pulls based on pulls going well after FlowerNeicheer/Kingu, Palma, Inari One, Sweepy, Festa.I'm balancing carats around these umas as well as cards between the Light Hello/Tachyon banner up to Ramonu banner, then I'll start adjusting my new goals by the end of this year.>>563128390Not enough cute butt enjoyers, she may not be meta but I'd play her any day over her anime alt. Even if she judges me for that
>>563128950This is my Oguri. I know she is good. There is no need to join rooms to validate it. I just join with my lates to have fun.
>>563129126Your trainee has already been leashed.
>haruten>rushed>heal doesn't activateI want to shank the devs and fuck the resulting hole desu
>>563127883none...
>>563128860>>5631290546/9One more slot
>>563129256So to be clear If they did post gameplay you'd still be mad even if the do play the game
>>563127616I feel like that wouldn't be a smart thing to say to her.
>>563124334Mambro...
>>563129464I know it might be hard to understand, but 2 types of off topic posts can both be bad
>>563129518>Off topic lol
>>563127448>Take me right nowclassic freudian slip
>>563129603tongue umanko
>>563129623kek
>>563126508Does anyone found it annoying that this retarded jobber aura farms and acts like some alpha? Like I can tolerate Orfevre because of her wins and shit, but why does this faggot get to go off calling people puppy and acting big? Sirius has to be like the easiest rival you can face in MANT too.
>>563129329best swimsuit to datelewd and transparent...
>>563128978
>>563129705>best swimsuit to dateENTER
>>563129342I don't join room tests to have fun, I join to test track conditions (as in if NSM will proc consistently) and runner numbers, running against 5 Fronts was insightful, especially against Seiun.If you think you have nothing to improve, that's great for you bro.
>fast learner hat appears during summer
>no cure items for like a year>infirmary fails twiceyeah okay game
>>563129753they each have their own appeal, spe is slutty while mcqueen cute and class !
>>563127448>>563129623
>>563128860Fine, NSM on maru and bourbon is the way god fucking damn. Or maybe killer tunes really is the way, that's all for me for now. Thanks anon/dacchis/ for joining. Gonna comeback after remaking both V. Bourbon and Maru.
Trying to replace aces with one slightly better is the worse things to do
>>563129705Perfect for nopan too
>>563129760Yeah. I do that by saving them as practice partners where I can then test the situation again and again in practice rooms.
Most kissable umamusume?
>>563129592The conception of our first child
>>563129910
I didn't realize uma stan fights pace down mode early game. I feel like it's necessary on paces then, is it as needed on lates and ends?
>>563129753I think she should act sluttier
>>563129910You can't post that
>>563129910oh wow
>>563129760>I don't join room tests to have fun, I join to test track conditions
