Previous: >>563185687>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
this thread will be bouncier
Blessed Cafe thread
>long is so soulless bwow>sprints and miles are soulless gambling bowow>>the absolute fucking state of medium races
>>563208994Hey thats not orange at all!
Reminder: Nobody likes yeppers.
>>563208867I WILL fuck the brown
if 7 3p with fuku and shiraoki
Digitan LOVE
i've solved the game
>>563209112Is it bad that I only got the joke now?
>>563208994sex the Cafe
>>563209138
>>563209093
>>563209093You got the DAYTOOOOOONA one too?
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICERS RYAN AND MUTEKI OF THE LOCAL UMA DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
>>563209114the other one was, though
This is the thread, orange retards kill yourself, specially Fuku niggers like Totopo7 and you fucking die niggaanything else and you turn your life around for good and stop posting like a schizo retard
>>563209350I like how big Ryan's tits are.
STICKLY BLICKY FINNA YUHYUHSKKKKKKRT BLLLLAT YUH YEEEEEET
>>563209292>>563209304Umazing!
>>563209292>>563209304get PLAYED, FOOL!
>>563209163White is always right in Japan.
Are any other dachis hard stuck at S+ rank? I don't think I'll be able to get SS until Ramonu comes...
>>563209138I HATE yeppers
japan, retvrn to dfc glory
>>563208981>>563209083Feed the fire, let the last cinders burn, Torena.
>>563209138dont be sayin' that...
>>563209385nyo
>>563209350No. Ryan is fucking ugly. Yaeno's okay.
>>563209239I'm reporting you to Uma Protective Services.
>>563209440>Forever Fraud
>>563209486brown hishiama is hotter, honestly. luv me choco wife
>>563209290Normal faggot list, everyone who shares a similar opinion should be beheaded
>>563209484
>>563209239that into karaoke into claw machine is peak high roll moment
Maya
yankomanko on my face
>>563209486JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE BROWN ANON
>>563209350I find Yaeno Muteki's eyes to be extremely attractive and I also like her hair and the decoration she has in it. As for Ryan,
>>563202467>yakuza banning uma lewds made ai sloppa stronger and more degenerate than any human artistMonkey paw'd
>>5632093857 and you keep on living
>>563209105>>sprints and miles are soulless gambling bowowWords only spoken by the deranged
>>563209290>3 of my favorites all grouped togetherWhat does it mean
>>563209497I normally get S or S+ (S is a lowroll, pic related is deck) but once every 7-9 runs I get SSdon't think I've ever gotten SS+, though
>>563209681>>563209681
this is probably the most unlucky shop run ever, by the end I had FIVE HUNDRED (500) spare coins>37 races>10 or so shop refreshes>was either energy items or hammers (singular)>and overall ONE SINGLE FUCKING 60% MEGAPHONEcan you believe that ONE single 60% that is insane I would've capped wit otherwise but now I will miss on average 2-3 skills per race because of it. needs to be remade again how annoying
anyone have a picture of mayano in her 2 piece sleepwear yawning
>>563209138If they keep the Mutsu part of her tagline I will statue dump 5* her.
Mambo!
>>563209497If I acquire random skills, SS is easy but if I pick the necessary skills, it's only S+ bordering SSIdk how others have aces with SS
>>563209819I don't know what it means, or why I should give a shit about some retard's tierlist, but that is some fucking great taste in umas.
>>563209350The best parent and the best parent card
>>563209871
>>563209887too whiny; didn't read
i got SS randomly once and it probably won't happen again even with fast learner
>>563209138Gold City likes her...
I still don't have FineMo trainee
>>563209887>most unlucky shop run ever>gets distance S, shitton of midrace, great statline, SS rankkill yourself
>>563209741You can't stop AI
>>563209819>Coal Shitty
>>563210146
>>5632101641200 wit is obligatory
>Two Brian parent runs >Both one star wit and guts Brian please
>>563209105sprint is luckslop mile is Taiki and Pasa slopmedium is skillgemlong is whaleslop
nigga
>>563209497If S+ is your low roll your problem is probably that you dont know when its glue time. When junior year is shit, classic and senior are not gonna fix it. Also you probably play too safe. You need to get it trough your head 4+ races are mandatory. If S+ is your high roll you should just watch tutorials.
>>563209660Ugly pajeet.>>563209713They're honorary whites.
>>563209290>4chan's favourite at #4>reddit's favourite at #31sekrit club bwos........
>Tallying Total Fans!What the hell does that even mean, why can't we get our rewards now??
>>563209350You forgot that it's Bubble Gum Fellow's birthday as well.>No one cares about her. She's not on Global yet.Doesn't matter. Right should be right.
>>563210232Nature needs correction
>>563210291where are the non gaslight tutorials
>>563210234>vf_losing_pisces_to_witlet_bourbon.jpg
will we get Falco lewd card today?
>>563209350Why didn't you include Bubble Gum Fellow and Mei Satake? It is their birthday too
>>563210372Kill yourself, cuck
My latinx wife took my S+ virginity in Unity and she comes back for my first UG...
>>563210291>If S+ is your high roll you should just watch tutorials.B-but I do everything by the book...
>>563210572>guts deck>20% speed growthYou didn't UG
>>563210720Ugly hags
races start in 5 hoursgraded races start in 10 hours
>>563209497It's literally just be luckyAbandon the run if the stats are below 400 before classic summer
>>563210709But it says "UG" right there
>>563210720holy shit left is unreal
>>563210829Oh shit you're right, good job anon.
>>563210720I fucking love japanese women
>>563209808Why guts? Does she have good growths for it or something?
>>563210820>Abandon the run if the stats are below 400 Which stats? Speed & Power? Speed & Wit?
>>563209497Anyone hitting SS or higher on their ace past mile distance is a certified buhi
>>563210831>left is unrealI'm not surprised if it actually is. Prob a bunch of filters to make them look better.
https://jiggie.fun/I7lQFChttps://jiggie.fun/I7lQFC
>>563210792Satsuki Sho should be pretty soon, correct?
>>563211126imagine the threesome
I'm starving due to a lack of (You) deficiency...I need at least 6 daily...or 8....or 12...or
>>563211132They still look Asian though (instead of looking normal), so what's the point
>>563211248Next week sunday
>>563211037all three, speed power and wit>b-butNO the run is fucking dead unless your speed is already 600 before summer
>>5632103624chan's unanimous favorite is in 7th though?
>>563210398Bubble Gum Fellow is the photographer, anon
>>563210362Who said Rice Shower was 4chan's favorite
>>563210792Where do you watch >>563211248Satsuki Sho is on April 19th, so next week, this week we have the Oka Sho
>I failed the kikua shoWoulda been my first SS+ :(
Good evening bros, can't believe I'm late for a Cafe thread
>>563210449They're the photographers
I had an uma cosplayer dream, I need to get off this board...
>>563210362yeppers is /ourgirl/ thougheverbeit
Pace Chasers are the most honest running style.
>>563211421>Where do you watchhttps://kick.com/b01doghosNo, I don't have a VPN for the official JRA stream on youtube
>>563210720>>563211126They really are beautiful, which reminded me of something>share a server with some friends>few of them are femcels>occasionally post uma seiyuus in the girl artwork channel>almost every single time they get catty towards themWhat causes this reaction?
>>563209497I won last CM with an S, a lot of rank is just stat and useless skill bloat
>>563211521I would say "ai generate some cosplayer girl doing lewd things for you" but all the video makers are censored now
>>563211521it was a bad dream?
>12* medium>10* groundwork>double circle affinity>5 runs>groundwork 2>medium S nonefuck this gay shit, i’m out
>>563211558I have brain damage btw, not sure if it matters.
>>563211441How do you make an uma that strong but fail a race in senior year, was your stam shit?
nishino no! dont invite seiun sky! shes gonna sneak into your tent and molest you
>>563211071My Bubu ace is SS with a f2p deck :)
>>563211364>Yomi>SuzukaBased crossover, thanks for posting. Wuv U!
>>563211706Dictus is a pacer too...
>>563210720call me yellow fever haver but I'd LOVE to fuck the shit out of either
>>563211521How is that supposed to be a nightmare? You got bullied for cosplaying or something?
>>563211602women hate competition
>>563209497the difference between 40% and 50% RB is exponential btw
>>563211598Thanks, I'll save this
>>563211854You're welcome, this one is also good, blessed artisthttps://x.com/meimyan
uuuuUUUUUuuuUuu umaBRAPchi uuuuUUUUUuuuUuu umaBRAPchi
>>563211781It was at 590 with bourbon unique + star learned, but I was out of clocks and got 2nd place, probably an apocalyptic late start or something
>>563211823>FM>VBobo
>>563211823>that much wit with 2 cards and 0% growthi could only dream of such a highroll
>>563211796King Halo will put her body on the line to protect Nishino Flower.
>>563210413Witjap's mant guide.>>563210658Be more agressive when you play and comfortable with tanking debuffs. Play around them, have a muffin ready after queen elisabeth.
>>563211338>unless your speed is already 600 by SummerIt gets to 520 by then maybe on a REALLY good run...
>>563211636I had a chestlet kitasan black cosplayer that I was convinced was male on my lap at one point, so by my standards not a bad dream at all
>>563209626And you’re a giant negro in this thread faggot
>>563211706>Front RunnersMeta slop cheats ("Summer Maruzensky and V.Bourbon are my oshis" say the utterly deranged who drop them the moment they can't perform) who cheat further by abusing Suzuka>Late SurgerCheat by needing less stamina, having a billion easy options for accelerations, and cheat by getting more speed at the end>End ClosersCheat the most by needing much less stamina, having easy accelerations, and getting the biggest speed cheats at the end of the race. As if this wasn't enough, Goldship's busted ulti alone would mark them as cheaters>Pace ChasersNeed stamina, don't get speed cheats, have practically no accelerations. We win by skill alone.
>>563212145>you should play by the gook
>>563212075Lol another was posted right above your post
>>563212067>he did not roll for FM
>>563212187>tail inside the skirts
>>563212215Gb2 /v/
>>563212237>fronts >metaBro is operating on day 1 youtube videos and hasn't touched this shit in a year, didnt even need to read the rest of the larp
>>563211970I use 45 RB decks on occasion and notice not much difference myself
>>563212328>uma gets surprised>tail shoots up>pantyshot
>>563212428I see that you didn't participate in the last CM. Dare I say that you don't even play the game?
>>563212181if speed is 600, power and wit can be lower than 400 but never lower than 350, is what I'm sayingotherwise they all need to be 400+
next room will be better
>>563212187we can make that a reality, you know
Don't Forget Your Dailies!
>>563212553has AI gone too far?
>>563212237> We win by skill alone.XOguri is a Pace Chaser, isn't she? Your post seems pretty disingenuous, particularly since pace chasers are about to get a massive power spike with pace-specific meta SSRs like Tachyon and McQueen wit.
>>563212567don't be gay anon
>>563212631It needs to go further so I can make fetish breast expansion videos or fuck a robot wife
>guts decks turn out to be a gaslight second scenario in a rowI KEEP FUCKING FALLING FOR IT
>>563212451Yeah I did the same deck plan and surprisingly you could get away with only only getting 45 rb
>>563209292How does Daytona run so fast?
>>563212567Stop getting my hopes up bwo, you'll make me cry
>>563212145>Play around them, have a muffin ready after queen elisabeth.This is something I already doThe only times I do 3 races in a row most runs are NHK-Crown/Tiara-Yasuda or Crown/Tiara/Akiten-QEC-Mile Championship/Japan Cup
>>563212187How did that end up happening even? How do you not know?>>563212567Danchou, hire this anon.
>blue archive parody r18 asmrs>three princess connect parody r18 asmrsjapan, please
>>563212451there isn't much difference, it's about +2 stats per race, which is +10x3=+30 stats for finale, so if you do 35 races it's a difference of +100 stats. It's not nothing, but it's the be all and end all, either. I don't know the SP difference, someone else can calculate that.
>>563212758>guts gets hyped up>is shit >power cards get downplayed everywhere>is used all the fucking time
>>563210362https://poal.me/hj6mhihttps://poal.me/hj6mhihttps://poal.me/hj6mhi
>>563212705XOguri is in a class of her own and can win as any style she wants. She's no true Pace Chaser.>about to get a massive power spikeThat's 3 months and 5 CMs away. Now who's being disingenuous?
Medium is a good distance
>>563201834fokke de pokke
>>563213085stop mining my ip
>>563213108Cutefe>>563213183Pokkute
>>563211970The difference is only about 12 in each stat
>>563212237They aren't ready for the truth yet Pacebrother...
>>563212886It was one of those incomprehensible dreams. One moment I was at a school assembly, them it was like an event, just a bunch of people, then people in costumes showed up and I saw a Kitasan so I talked and they got close after I complemented
G2 Sankei Sports Hai Hanshin Himba Stakes, Hanshin, 1600m Turf, 4YO and older mares only (15:30 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe3. 4. 5. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa6. 7. 8. 9. Sire side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe10. Sire side - Satano Diamond; Dam side - Agnes Digital
I wanna do triple front cuz fronts are fun, gonna use vbobo/smaru, who should be the third, Kita or Falco?
>>563213278The difference is a Fast Learner proc every 10 RB
>>563211781I have lost the tenno sho spring with 800 speed, 700 stamina, a gold recovery, and 2 gold speed skills. If the game decides you lose a race you lose it no matter the build.
I just got back from my first run of the year.
>>563213465How was it? How far did you go
>>563213465what did you steal
>>563213385G2 New Zealand Trophy, Nakayama, 1600m Turf, Good, 3YO only, Trial for G1 NHK Mile Cup (15:45 JST)1. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Narita Top Road2. Dam side - Symboli Kris S3. Dam side - Jungle Pocket4. Sire side - Grass Wonder5. 6. 7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week8. 9. Dam side - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Agnes Tachyon10. Sire side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen11. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O12. Dam side - Maruzensky13. Dam side - Stay Gold14. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki15. Sire side - Special Week; Dam side - Jungle Pocket
yeppers kinda fat
>>563213339I just want all these dishonest running styles to be aware of what they are so they don't start crying when we finally get our time in the sun.
>>563213359I wish I had lewd streams of any sort... I never managed to have one
>>563213601>another top gunIt's going to job
who the fuck is mr cbtwho names their horse that
>>563213409Seiun is bretty good
>>563213094>Oguri doesn't count because she can run as late too>has pace-specific skills in her kit>this also means nothingcalling bull-fucking shit, anon. Fronts have never been overwhelmingly strong/meta consistently across multiple CMs. Suzuka was strong in Scorpio, and Kitasan was strong in Pisces and even then, end closers won plenty, Tamamo was very strong that CM. Saying XOguri isn't a Pace Chaser and therefore pacegawds win on skill alone is absurd.
>>563213956Your IP is new, new friend. Everyone can see itLurk more
>>563213601Hanohano will win this
>>563213959Ugly bastards
>>563213956Poor post quality
I dont have any energy items, do I take this or rest?I do have one good luck charm, but that feels like a waste.I could buy an energy drink for +5 energy but IDK how much that will improve my failure rate.Reminder that there are only Open races available on this turn.
>>563213732fat wives give birth to smart kids
>>563213959>who the fuck is mr cbtthis guy
>>563213268
>>563213409Kita is probably stronger (her ult has carryover into late-race accel iirc), but Falco will be more fun. UMADOL UMADOL UMADOL!!!!!!!
>>563212237>We win by skill alone.>at a better, less gay position when compared to lates that can whiff all of their skills and overtake half of the lobby late race>better late race multipliers than fronts
>>563213961>person running smaru/bourbon Seiun is 100% a dead slot in that setup
>>563213956You don't make posts worth engaging with. Not bad posts, just posts not worth engaging with. Try posting about having sex with a sexy uma in your post and see the difference.
>>563214212I'd rest personally, you're still in classic before summer anyway
>>563213959>>563214278Now that I think of it, does anyone know what the C.B. ACTUALLY stands for?
>>563214212Always gamble on wit, even if you fail you still get +20 energy from MANT event
>>563213959>he doesn't know.Does anyone have the CB mangas? This poor anon is in desperate need of The Propaganda
>>563214353Cumming in Laisu's earsEarmpregnation
>>563214434
sex with better teio
>>563214216Wait, really?
No, sex with regular Teio
>>563213524I was sedentary all winter.Walked 2 km to the river, ran about 3.5 km (alternating 90s running and 90s walking), walked 2 km back.Felt good. First time this year the temperature was above 10C.
>>563214584sex
>>563214584Ramonu my precious
sex with regular teio
>>563214623no
>>563214584>loli hagStill ugly
air grooves haircut and personality makes me believe shes into some kinky shit like horse reigns reigns and riding crops she probably enjoys getting fucked up the ass in a very rough way
>>563214095>Fronts have never been overwhelmingly strong/meta consistently across multiple CMsSeiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, Valentine's Bourbon, Kitasan Black, plus early runaway Suzuka. No other style has had as many meta and "must pull" umas.>has pace-specific skills in her kitShe also has a Late Surger skill in her kit so that argument falls apart at the first hurdle. She has a natural A as a Late Surger so she is not a pure Pace Chaser. People are building her as a late in this very CM to try and avoid dominator. Yes, most are obviously building her as Pace but she's not a pure Pace Chaser.
>>563213359mmm, scary how accurate your brain interpreted how the interaction would go
>>563214829Hag is shit
>>563214368
>>563214623something something omega 3 causes babies to get higher iq
>>563212237>Front RunnersInstalose if you're not first into late-race, worst late-race speed>Late SurgersNeed to gamble a chain of two million accelerations to have a chance of even placing>End ClosersNeed to gamble a chain of one million accelerations plus spurt to have a chance of even placing>Pace ChasersLearn 1 (one) gold recovery (most have them built-in), instaproc NSM off a loser front and win lol
This game robbed and broke me. Why weren't they upfront about this strictly being a yurige meant for lgbt audiences only? Now transbians are literally laughing at us for our poor media literacy skills
>>563214829After doing her story those are the last things I'd think of. She's seem very vanilla down to strict romance tropes if anything.
>>563213743Super rare for me too (almost non existent), especially anime related. Haven't jerked off in like a week tho, maybe thats the ticket
>>563214358>>563214453Oh well.
>>563214382Her visor is just a clip-on?!
>>563214710Umazing, glad you enjoyedIt's always nice to take in some good weather
Front Runners are the best because if they go fast enough, everyone eats their dust
>>563215102I usually have vivid dreams when I go to sleep when being sleep deprived but never a wet dream, maybe I will try abstaining
gn
>>563215284gn oguri
>>563215293>worst uma>worst x-men
>>563215102 (me)>>563214898Didn't see this before I hit reply but yea I'd totally glaze cute cosplayers if I ever had the chance cause I'm just that weak to it
>>563215140told you to rest bwo, don't listen to the avatarfag idiot...
>>563215284umasumi
>>563209350Ryan is cute. Boyish girl that is girly inside and wants to be more girly is one of my favorite tropes.Yaeno is very pretty. I like her eyes!
>>563215362dont say that... beast is worse
>>563212758Guts is unironically shadow nerfed.Go take like 4-5 guts and when summer camp comes watch them spread out evenly or stack on the wrong stat every turn.Happens 29 runs out of 30. It's not even subtle
>>563209350Two cute dorks
>>563214832>No other style has had as many meta and "must pull" umas.Seiun Sky and Maruzensky are must-pulls because of their usefulness as parents, not because of their power as aces. Maruzensky is a particularly bad ace because almost all of her skills are for Mile races and Red Shift works almost exclusively on Mediums, and only on a small minority of those Kitasan is only good on Long races and her ult is dogshit for inheritance. Suzuka is currently unusable because Runaway cannot be used in MANT. SMaru and VBourbon are strong fronts but have no late-race accels and by no means are overwhelmingly strong, even when run together.
>>563215293Is that a motherfucking MvC reference?
>>563215612Beast doesn't throw concssive force from the punch dimension
>>563215030>Instalose if you're not first into late-raceAll you need to do is run 2 fronts to address this.>Need to gamble a chain of two million accelerationsAt least you have accelerations, and if they trigger (which they almost always do) then you get a massive advantage.>instaproc NSM off a loser front and win lolYou say this as though it's unique to Pace Chasers. That's the only "reliable" gold acceleration we have and all the other styles run it as well.
Soon
>>563209350YESSIRITS RYANS BIRTHDAYTHE BEST UMA
Gold City feet in my mouth
Planning to train Urara NY for TT, and does this schedule legit?
>>563213085Fukufags are at it again, spamming votes from multiple devices
>>563215884>medium
>>563215805>not breaking her old legs
>>563215875
>>563215031
Fronts, Lates and Ends? Oshi-tier, pet umas onlyPacers? Metaslaves, soulless drones
made another uma thread on /v/JANNY GONNA FREAK
With a parent, do you have to buy the 2 versions of a green skill so they can be inherited?
>>563215940>anon cries when others don't share his shit tasteMany such cases
>>5632159407 and all the Fukubabs explode
>>563216043>he isn't banned from the cygames store for buying too much at oncepoor
>>563215940I'm gonna vote fuku just to piss you off
>>563215969I guess it's not possible?>>563215991
>>563216001this pic will see a lot of usage soon
>>563216085It's something like white/single circle at 1.0x chance of white sparks, double circle at 1.5x, gold at 2.0x
>>563216043Not falling for any of cyjew's fomo tricks, not even the 20 dollar vouchersOne time is enough
>>563208994I thought she had wings at first.
>>563215807>and if they trigger (which they almost always do) then you get a massive advantage>&phase_random==2Good one
>>563215234if you want, I'll teach you how to have lucid dreams, which are even better. >many (30+) times throughout the day, ask yourself, "how did I get here?" and piece together what happened from the moment you woke up to the present moment>after a few weeks of this, you'll start to do this in your sleep>when you realize the process won't work, you'll realize you're dreaming and can direct your dream accordinglySometimes you'll get so excited/worked up that you'll wake up, but if you keep at it, you can start spending your sleeping hours with your umawife, just as Shiraoki-sama intended.
>>563216232I'm ready for her
>6 SSR>can't even get her to rank Show do buhiis do it
>>563216349I heard journaling works too just right after you wake up... sounds like a lot of effort but maybe I might try
>>563216347Mice don't have wings, silly
>>563216394>>>/b/
>>563216084Watching the pakatube let's play of that horror game made me like Shakur more and more.
>>563216085One is enough but if you have the skillpoints or it's cheap enough you may as well for the extra chance, even more so if all the legacies have it or you really want it.
>>563216349>many (30+) times throughout the day, ask yourself, "how did I get here?" and piece together what happened from the moment you woke up to the present momentDo not do this. You will find yourself living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world.
happy birthday to my favorite uma :)
>>563216417bro your race bonus??????????
>>563216485
>>5632164174 of those are not real SSRs though
>>563216440the most important tool to directing your sleeping conscious is patient consistency. How much do you love your umawife, anon? Enough to change your habits? Pic related could literally happen to you if you do
>>563216417>8 lossesGit gud
Why the fuck does it take them 3 days to calculate the final fan count when they were tracking it in real time the whole event?
>>563216349>I'll teach you how to have lucid dreamsI really wish I wasn't a lazy bastard, or the whole potential of sleep paralysis nightmares, then I'd love to learn this dark magic. Last time I had a lewd sex dream was for damn ever ago, and the rare dreams (I remember) I've had since are mostly literal repeats of super old ones, slightly remixed.CB love btw
>>563216579that's 60 RB
>>563216417>no FMgrim
>>563215140Ah that's unfortunate, but you didn't lose much here, you are still racing next turn and will have energy for itIf you took a rest you would gain nothing, just energy that you will lose racing, and you risk a nightowl too
>>563216349I've read about lucid dreams for a bit and it's a gamble (haha)Some unlock godmode like this, others just wake up, and some report other people in their dream turn into npcs that stare at you, try to gaslight you into believing it's real or turning aggresive
>>563216232
>>563216587So flat and portable
>>563215825late elaborate with an OC MSPaint illustration
>>563216534Stop liking boys
>>563216625SHUT THE FUCK UP>SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP>SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP>SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP>SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>563216748hmmmm.... nyo
The average NHK Mile Cup experience
>>563216232That's the one! She touched me and wrapped her tail around me!
>>563216534based
>>563216823seven
>>563211953Can attest to this. Have a new young nurse where I work and every other female co worker absolutely hate her because she’s pretty. Thank god I’m male
>>563216626this nigga's out of tiamana
>>563216903Artist?
digigrosdo yall run japan dirt derby in classic year if the first summer turn is shitor would you spend a whistle
the umadol gave me umaids
>>563216989no idea
>>563215391i have made better umas listening to NTR anon than any of the gaslights posted here, i think you're just jealous they know more about the game than you?
>>563216695>vodka is a pedo like rickey
>>563215940Fukufags have always ran this place
Haven't touch AI sloppa for years now and they can actually make decent generations with just simple prompts now huh
>>563215736I specifically said Summer Maruzensky, I wasn't talking about her OG version. She might have been screwed by the early balance patch but she was still a meta front runner pull. Also, Seiun Sky is a meta parent for front runners, which still proves my point. Seiun has also been touted as a meta pick for CMs, including this one. I could also have included Smart Falcon as a meta pick for Front Runners but nobody cares about dirt. From what I can remember, the "must pull"/meta picks for other styles have been:>Pace ChaserXOguri (I accept that she's mainly a Pace Chaser even though she's a hybrid)Mummy Creek (is she important enough to be considered a meta parent pull?)>Late SurgerDober (parent)>End CloserTaishinTamamo CrossI haven't forgotten New Year's Opera but she's for both Fronts and Paces. Compared to Front Runners, all other styles have had far less meta pulls (so far).
>>563217052forgot your ava bro
>>563216989Grok.
>>563216534I still think her haircut is shitty and ugly, but you don't get to choose your umawifeyour umawife chooses younicely done, anon
>>563211602the only thing women hate more than anything else is other women
>>563216520elaborate anon, I'm curious
>>563216695Still my favorite one of these
>>563217070Posturing so people think she's not into Dasca
>>563213085Must be nice to have so much time that you can waste your time on this poll, holy shit
>>563217184Truth nuke
https://litter.catbox.moe/mawc1k9px9x3mc4y.mp4
>>563216080Went and looked but didnt see one bro
>>563217101Where did you find that?
>>563217291Just bored at work.
>>563217328!
I don't want to be Mejiro McQueen anymore but she is still the cutest
>>563217328model switcher are the lowest of the low also that is literally teh worst res evil game there is
>>563216534Cute fumos!!!
>>563217328He raped her?
>>563217408lame...
DO NOT FUCKING LUCID DREAM FUCKING RETARDS HOLY SHIT YOU'RE INVITING A DEMON INTO YOUR FUCKING MINDI DID THIS SHIT FOR 3 YEARS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, MY LIFE WAS IN THE SHITS TOO SO DREAMS WHERE A WAY OF ESCAPISMI WAS CONTENT WITH MY TULPA AND CUMMING INSIDE OF HER EVERY NIGHT ALTHOUGH NEXT MORNING HAVING TO WASH MY CROTCH BECAUSE I CUMMED MYSELF WAS ANNOYING, I KEPT DOING IT BECAUSE THE DEMON PUSSY WAS NICE BUT IT'S NOT REALEVENTUALLY IT WILL START DRAINING YOUR ENERGY AND YOU WILL NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING BUT SLEEP AND DREAM AND CUM IN THE DREAMYOU WILL BECOME A SLAVE SO DON'T DO THIS SHITDO NOT LUCID DREAM DO NOT SEEK THE LUCID DREAM
>>563217328
>>563217530You don't have to sell me on those I'm already prepping the ritual
>>563217530>lucid dream once >get chased by a demon >shout hakai at it >it looks at me weird, looks at my hand, and I wake up from the dream
>>563217530You've sold me on it. I'm going in.
>>563217530your problem was having a tulpa, NOT lucid dreaming, schizo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVoSOON
>>563216694NTA but also a dreamfag, that thing that people share is actually doing the gaslight what matters is all your subconscious and expectations, so if you keep thinking they are going to be like npcs or aggressive it will turn like that
>>563217408why not? I was feeling horny for McQueen today... I wanted my dick sucked too..
>>563217234>acting as a pedo is better than lesbian >not hitting on another uma
I WANT TO LICK IT
>>563217530Too late, I already do this and I also do it while day dreaming so much that I am barely lucid for reality and the only way I snap back to it is when I have bills to pay
>>563217227Explaining jokes/reference is no funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
>>563217563sex
I didn't get the 200 clocks
I just realised we had no new training animations since URA, when do they actually change them?
>>563214095>Tamamo was very strong that CMAs someone who pulled off the scam of the century by cheesing an undeserved win against a Tamamo in Finals, it's true. On day 2 of Round 2, I went 5/20 and at least 7 of those losses were due to end closers deciding that round to lock in and actually know how to move up in midrace before activating Spurt or Taishin with Shadow. I only won against a Taishin and this Tamamo because they didn't have capped speed also this Tamamo ran a weird deck, he was running shit like the story Mejiro Bright card, didn't even run Kitasan for Curvature but his stats were still not bad for what he ran and the fact this Tamamo came up by a nose is still crazy to me.
>>563217735>they censored her
>>563217861When we get new training facilities, retard. Have you ever had a fucking thought in your goddamn life?
>>563217861nyo
>>563217973do not be rude
>>563217969>boy outfit>tranny color scheme>pitless
>>563211602the number 1 enemy of women is uglier women
>>563218010>when they see your dick
>>563217328ok that was funny
>>563217291And you could be doing something useful, yet you're here. Not having sex with zoomer. Not scamming old people, not scamming bald people. Not cooking hamburger. Not humping gays at the gay bar and injecting them with raw spermatozoa with rusty syringe. Not watching corn. Not eating porn. Not jacking off in pubic vathroom stall and moaning loudly. Shame on you
>Been rerolling in a different gacha>Same rates as uma>30x 10pulls so far >Only 1SSR, not even rate upGod I'm glad this is not happening to me in uma, I'd be so pissed>
>>563218059I always knew Natie would end up being a school shooter at Tracen Academy. Too much bronze will do that to an uma.
>>563218262Who says I'm not doing 2 of those at the same time
falco ticket when
When did you realize skin outbreak cream and 5 races at the end of the year are a must?
>>563218063Wokeness took over Jewgames
Bwo…where’s my ticket?
The only time I get to lucid dream is if I'm thinking about something very deeply or when I feel very strong emotions. the worst ones are when I dream but don't wanna wake up/mistake it for reality .
>>563217651I learned about it recently because I got them a few times as a kidbut instead of koikatsu all I got was noclip and flying powers, and can confirm when I got too close to people while in that state they'd stop whatever they were doing and some would look at me with a blank expressionthis was when all I knew about gaming were 2D SNES games on an emulator, so preexisting bias doesn't apply in my caseumamusumay
>>5632184743 races 1 training 1 race is better
>>563218489That's terrible. Do you have any more pictures to demonstrate your point?
>>563218474Not risking it.
>>563217105>Seiun has also been touted as a meta pick for CMs, including this oneI haven't seen anyone do that, I've been trying to build her for Aries and /uma/ has been consistent that it will take a befalling disaster on other fronts for her to take the lead by late-raceAll in all that leaves 3 front runners as style-specific must-pulls, and 2 of them are only useful as aces, not parents. That's comparable to end closers and pace chasers, if you're subtracting NY Opera O. I think that's more than balanced by other styles having a wealth of uniques/accels to inherit that fronts simply can't use, like Shadow Break/Dignity/Emperor/Blue Rose etc. I will agree that pacers are currently on the weaker side (lates can endlessly stack accels on the shorter CMs, which are most of them), but I wouldn't say they're the weakest at all - ends have that odious distinction right now in my opinion. Doesn't the gold version of Head On come out in <3 days? If the JPfags aren't lying sacks of shit, pacers start climbing then and never stop, to the point where it's>did you run pace?>then you didn't win
Falco ticket tomorrow
>>5632184964/13
>>563218405I think I will train Goldship today
>>563218582no
>>563218474what if i have 0 cumcakes
>>563218680I want my air Shakur NOW
>>563218474my horse can't run longs so we don't do Arima Kinen on this house
>>563218582
>>563218564In my case people used to be normal but after reading experiences from others saying they acted like that they started to be like that for me as well maybe I was the odd case...
>>563216534baka no mejiro ryan shadowverse evolve card in a mejiro ryan shadowverse evolve card protector
>>563218474Very early on-30 in random stats doesn't mean anything when you're gonna cap Speed, Power and Wit anyway-30 in random stats is not a big deal when you get like 15 stats for winning a race + the chance of a notebook or scroll
>>563218819I'd dunk on the anti-dei anti-woke based chuds but if they didn't make black characters so ugly I could at least believe there was an inch of artistic integrity and wasn't paid by the globohomo illuminati of the real world invading entertainment
>>563217328my fucking sides i didnt expect him to be fully erect
So why the fuck is stay gold the only normal gold clan and don't bring up fenomeno because she's a nutcase too
>>563218063We live in a Boykushin world.
>>563217794sorry I'm not hip...sounded like some deep thing
>>563216710I want to lick her sweaty feet after a racealsolmao
>>563219110I didn't see it until you mentioned it, and I thought it was just a weird edit..
>>563216534very cool anon
>>563219168Clothed bakushin quicky sex in the corner of the ballroom after she exchanged brooches earlier
>>563217953I ran a Tamamo and boy oh boy even though she wasn't super strong (<700 wit), when all of her accels fired properly......holy shit I've never seen any uma accelerate that fast period, it's like she had a rocket strapped to her ass and it just went off. I still lost A finals but I treasured every win my little gremlin bought me.
>>563217374It's an AI sloppa
>>563218474It isn't, but in the right circumstances (and luck) it might very well be. Just know that the cost is mood down(s), a potential debuff, and a potential -20 stats. And your gains are +100 coins and some items if you're lucky. I don't do it often tho cause you're already gassed out by racing in late Oct-late Nov, I use early Dec to rest and get energy. Not unless I have energy/charms
>>563218489It's funny you fuckers say this when they've been "woke" for like over a decade now
When will MANT be over? I dun wanna do these long ass careers anymore...
>>563219163>and don't bring up fenomeno because she's a nutcase too
>>563219168>maybe it's because iran is burningb in bakushin stands for based
Anti woke is just Sleep, right?
>>563217328IS THAT IN THE REAL GAME IF SO I'M BUYING IT RIGHT NOW HAUUUUU LEEEOOOOON
>>563219108>wanting this
>>563219163>Stego>normalby that logic Cafe is normal tooignoring the minor detail of a transdimensional entity stalking her, her personality is very chill and logical
>>563219209Pokke rasping an Aibo into your ear on your wedding night
Hello friends
>>563219542North korean asset bakushin would not say that.
>>563217023>>563217023pls help dirt gods
>>563219684fuck off
>>563219348mid july
#WeAreTotopo
>>563217023>>563219701>do yall run japan dirt derbynyo
>>563219163She is the most normal, even Lilac got screws loose. Take it or leave it.
>>563219684Okaeri
>>563219701Do the G1
in my humble opinion twin turbo would be the sweatiest uma in the entire rostershe wears a thick jacket that is probably made from that shitty plastic material cheap cosplays are made out of the one that makes you sweat a lot because the fabric cant breathe and of course she also wears a an athletic body suit that catches all the sweat
>>563219634I forget, does Cafe end up losing the connection or does it stick around even after her career is over
>>563219598
>>563219623i'd cum in thatand not take the responsibility
>>563219779>uma police Those poor rape victims
>>563219684>blue 24/7 necrobump archive thread is updo /v/ mods have a hateboner for uma or what
>>563219829she is pretty dumb, yeah
>>563219732This is terrible...
>>563218474surely this is a gaslight. you people don't actually torture your umas like this, right?
>>563219779I want to be ruthlessly interrogated by the uma police.
scarletcryer.jpg
>>563219303No blacks
>>563220078She does look stupid
>>563220078Sweepy is a cute brat
>>563219209pokke LOVE
>>563220171Spinnah was introduced to gbf in 2018 btw
>>563219865Oh yeah, have you ever seen a thread get LOCKED (not archived or deleted, LOCKED) i have
>>563220078>jockey explains that Daiwa scarlet lacks racing sense and requires more jockey input She’s fucking stupid
post cow wife nr.1
>>563218628I haven't tried building Front Runners since Seiun came out so my view of Front Runners has been shaped by the posts in here and then seeing FRs in CMs, with my most recent, harrowing experience being with the hordes of Kitasans in the last CM. Although there have been lots of posts about Seiun, SMaru, VBourbon, Kitasan, and runaway Suzuka, I suppose that they haven't turned out to be the unstoppable force that they were advertised as during the days/weeks running up to SMaru's release.>I wouldn't say they're the weakest at all - ends have that odious distinction right nowIf I put aside the performance of Goldship and Tamamo Cross on certain CMs then yes I'd have to agree. It does seem like End Closers have a bad time outside of long CMs.>Doesn't the gold version of Head On come out in <3 days?Yes, but I think that the Daiwa power card it's on is considered to be quite weak (I might be wrong on that, but it has 0 Specialty Priority and 0 Training Effectiveness): https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30093-daiwa-scarlet>If the JPfags aren't lying sacks of shit, pacers start climbing then and never stopYeah I've seen that being said as well, but for now it does feel (to me at least) like non-XOguri PCs are hard to make work, which is what drove me to make my original post. Thanks for the discussion, anon.
>Replying to a frogniggerCan you t/v/rannies fuck off back from where you came from? You're retarded and I hate you
>>563218010god I want to fuck chevachi so bad
>>563220078
>>563220019it isn't, 2 good hits on summer already put you near cap, oh no -10 speed not like I had 1100 entering senior october, >but what if I don't hit good on summer? then your run was already over before it began
>>563219829You aren't even factoring in that she goes full throttle to the point where she can burn stamina to get more speed and always gets early race speed buffs that pivot into last spurt speed debuffs
>>563219684I'm pretty sure all of /v/ma already found everyone so no one's stupid enough to post uma there anymoreEither you missed everyone or this is the start of falseflag posts or you fell for the falseflag threads
>>563220078What the hell is wrong with this muggle midget?
>>563220283First time also experiencing a thread getting literally shadowrealmed to the ??? page, not deleted or archived, just in limbo.
>>563218723Hmm, yes, very terrible. I think that more evidence is needed.>>563218819I'm going to pretend that I didn't see that.
>>563220281Dead game
>>563219684>He fell for the bait threads
>>563219267I got burned by end closers back in Sagittarius, but I won't lie, after seeing what Tamamo was capable of in that CM, I was a little won back over. I'm glad her free pulls gave me a base Macky but I've started to regret not going on that banner to get the gremlin. Hoping she becomes a spook so I can make her pull off some crazy stuff even if she isn't meta for a while.
>>563220393Did you just say... MUGGLE!?
>>563216534Niiiiiicemuscle!
>>563220078What a big brute
>>563220283>Oh yeah, have you ever seen a thread get LOCKED (not archived or deleted, LOCKED) i havea few times in spam threads at least, I once saw 90% of a locked thread getting slowly deleted until they were satisfied
Daiwa is a good horse!>She’s calm, obedient, and listens to what people say. Even when she’s out to pasture, if a photographer approaches her, she’ll come over and strike a pose. (...) Occasionally, she shows a bit of her strong-willed side and gives people a firm tug, but basically, she’s always all smiles.
>>563220529Cringe
>>563220363That's because her full body suit is a handicap for all other umas, now imagine turbo running naked...
>>563220529Holy shit it's Severus Snape from the new Harry Potter!
bwos it's taking all my willpower to not click wit...I'm only running one speed. have a speed weight too so it's the right choice but MAN the dopamine
someone in the last thread posted a thing about a horse dying in a steeplechase race and it reminded me of that video where mejiro rafiki broke his neck and made me sad. imagine an umamusume breaking her neck jumping hurdles.
>>563220078Did you know that Daiwa's trainer originally wanted to make her a pace chaser but gave up because she was too stupid to understand concepts such as intentionally running slow to conserve stamina?
guess 'em sparks of color
>every single double rainbow in the run has been on a turn with a mandatory G1 race
>>563220364>>563220472I'm not posting outside of /v/ or /vg/
>>563220607fatty
>>563220864>326x443wit/turf
>>563220772Based natural frontgoddess refusing to adhere to her beta trainer's plans.
>>563220607She is ichiban and a great model student too!
>>563220637AYO IMMA BEAT YOUR WHITE BITCH ASS UP, MR POTTA! YOUR DAD LYNCHED ME, AND YOU SHALL PAY FOR HIS DEEDS!>>563220640>That hair and smileShe can be... CUTE!?
>>563220725that umamusume is in heat
>>563220725>me breaking Durandal's neck for stealing my ice cream
>>563221094>She can be... CUTE!?in a world where her mom didn't drink during pregnancy, yes.
>>563220896/v/ma is still in /v/ anon. we organized and collectively decided to take it easy to let some of the heat die down as we are public enemy #1. but we are still around and discussing the game and running rooms.
I'm so fucked up...
>>563221124that umamusume is fucking dead after breaking her neck in a steeplechase
>>563220640You know she would, but the school ground regulations wouldn't allow it. They're afraid of her full potential.
>>563211475Hello Cafefriend
>>563220310>Yes, but I think that the Daiwa power card it's on is considered to be quite weak oh my god that looks bad, non-whales who don't have MLB Finemo are fucked>my view of Front Runners has been shaped by the posts in here and then seeing FRs in CMI've run fronts in a few CMs and if possible it's more frustrating watching fronts curbstomp yours because they pass the wit overtake checks while not having distance S, weak mid-race, low wit, or all three. Sure, half the time some late wins anyway, but you still lose. >Thanks for the discussion, anon.likewise, had fun. Always a pleasure when I understand where another anon is coming from instead of devolving into >retard>faggot>no u>non-XOguri PCs are hard to make workI thought about trying to run McQueen for Aries. It didn't go very well.
>>563221217UMAZING!>>563221165CUTE slop zoomer>>563221138My King can't be this cute
>>56322093650% truve
8 minutes
>>563221239>/v/ma is still in /vlWhy are you posting here then? Can you fuck off already? Nobody cares about you or your faggot culture, we don't mix well together, you're annoying and rude, you shit all over the place and brought a gigantic faggot schizo with you that ended up being kicked from a clubSo fuck off already, stop posting and fuck off seriously, don't even @ me back, brown retard
>>563220640I'm glad to see someone else maxed out their wit>>563221217You lash out due to fear
>>563221506Ayabe would say this
Finally>3 speedParent run
>>563221165I am looking
>>563221506actually based
>>563216417>6 SR>collect free SS umayeah, I think SSR cards are a gaslight
>>563221506sorry, not leaving until you tell your boyfriend to stop banning people there.
>>563220516I hope she spooks you soon, because she's probably the best end we've got right now. CB comes out in November and I'm pulling for her (primarily a frontfag but CB is just too good) but I don't know how super strong she is, she's a wife pull for me anyway. Pisces showed me Gold Ship's reign of terror is over for Longs, I only saw a handful of Golshi's win, most non Kitasan/front wins were Tamamo or Taishin with a few XOguris in there just because
>>563221681fuck off retard
ninshin flower is today or tommorrow?
>>563221506I wish Ayabe would give me a look of contempt….
>>563220673I wouldn't be able to resist that +80 witbut I'll be doubly impressed if you manage to cap speed and get 1k+ wit on that Kitasan. Good luck.............
>>563221506I don't post here anon, i just look for survivors, no hard feelings on my part.Ayabe would NOT say this btw.
Hello please give me Super Creek from random SSR Cygame CEO thanksAnd don't give me FineMo since I used a selector to MLB her a few weeks ago
>>563221647Enjoy Radiant Star + 2 native golds.
>>563221506Based
Sex with TazunaAkikawa watching
>>563221506Going to jerk off to this post
Did you guys actually doxx and kick the scatjeet? Qrd? Sounds hilarious
Races start in around 3 hoursGraded races start in around 8 hours
>>563222026Everyone is surprisedExcept Akikawa, who is terrifiedBut Riko?She knows Tazuna's secret
>>563222115why do you think he's seething?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlWnxwoqGzQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXNCLf5W7I
>>563222182Fuck off, this should not be in /uma/
FALCO WHERE IS IT YOU PROMISED
>>563219865Its pretty obvious.I can kind of see the reason as BA's steam release was a disaster, and the playerbase was nowhere near the expected numbers.Then comes uma global, ultra successful, even normalniggers play it so the seething continues. BAfags are very territorial and see uma as a direct attack to them. So the eternally butthurt mod(s) preys on uma threads, either autosaging or nuking it.
>>563222182Thanks anon!
>>563221897I got Pasa Power
>Vodka is now LB3Thank you Falco, very cool.
smart falcon owes me sex
>>563222276here
I love you falco
>>563222182>3 hoursStill got time to hit the store for some drinks and snacks
I HEREBY PROCLAIM THAT RANDOM KEIBA POSTING IS ALLOWED IN /uma/, BY ROYAL DECREE!>>563222356 >>563219865>Blue Archive /v/ thread still upWhich is fucking weird because mods used to equally DESPISE BA threads, killing them on sight for years on end, but I guess they're too busy jerking off and killing Uma threads these days.
FEET
>>563222521BASED BASED BASED
MINNAAAA ARIGATOU
I thought we were getting tight Nishino flower today oop
Falco sucks!
I already have MLB Bakushin...
>60 UMA COCKS IN FALCO60 UMA COCKS IN FALCO>60 UMA COCKS IN FALCO60 UMA COCKS IN FALCO>60 UMA COCKS IN FALCO60 UMA COCKS IN FALCO
Did the Falco to get the Falco to get the Falco
>>563222182>Hamburg cup>Not Hamburg StakesONE JOB AND YOU FAILED.
>Bamboo MemoryNot even gonna screenshot that crap. Literally the worst SSR in the game
I LOVE YOU FALCOOOOOOOyeppers
I FUCKING HATE SMART FALCON
>>563222521what does Fusu mean and why does the dog say it too? Is it just the sounds dogs make
>>563222720zased
>>563221838I got one of Kitasan's 50 mood down events so I was at normal mood for the entire finals + turn before arima so I couldn't cap wit unfortunately. no medium S anyway, have fast learner tho
what the fuck is this
all in all, I don't think 1 trillion is a bad score
fuck off
>>563222223Kek, I wanted to know the story since I apparently missed it
FUCKINGFUCK YOU FALCOFUCK YOU GOLSHIFUCKING WORTHLESS BASTARDS I HATE YOU BOTH AAAA
>>56322288415% RB
I got vampire Raisu from the gold ticket
FUCK YOU FALCO
>>563222780She's still used in JP today
Yoosh!Ikuyooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
>>563222987now you'll get sr from the ssr ticket
>>563222987I got Air Groove, explode.
What the fuck do I do with this
Falco qt
>>563222780>card used in jp unironicallyYou got way luckier than other bastards here
actually useless wow
>>563222521I would appreciate if all /v/posters fucking died.
>>563223147cleats
>>563223114i got creek T_T
I hate shart falcon
>LB0 Twin Turbowhat the fuck do i do with you
biggus dickus
>sprintKINO is 15 years away
>>563223217gold dd tho
nyo...
So, thanks I suppose?
Wait is Nishino not coming out today?
These little shits are rarer than the green tea
Never noticed it before but mihono chibi is ugly as sin
>>563223114I got raped...
>>563223467don't talk about my wife like that
Eh, I can farm some Uma Stan sparks. I'll still take it after the Training the Trainer mission gave me a second Air Shakur lmao.
>>563223434read nigga read
>>563223516>complaining >got a guaranteed spurt parent card
>>563223437Yeah, that's because they are generally better than the tea.
to all the retards who keep asking about nishino theres a webpage that literally tells you when everything is dropping/happeninghttps://uma.moe/timeline
>>563223583>nigga>readehmm...
>>563223434what do you think nigga does it look like it is the 12th of april
Scotch mist? What's Scotch mist?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
>>563223583how many pulls on the golshi week?
>>563223114>>563223516Nyoo...
Based on what I'm seeing, it does not look like it's a good time to pull
Thank your favorite umadol
Foojin gutsYup, raping this good for nothing whore
>>563223516Air Shakur is the most reliable spurt farm card. Bamboo Memory is the new Shakur
>>563223671
alright
The autistic urge to put the confetti gif over umas
>Get raped by Scarlet with my ticket >get golshi’d>end my parent run at my third guts 1* PLEASE SHIRAOKI JUST BLESS ME ONCE
>>563222976The short of it is that he vandalized the OP, anons stopped using his thread, he got angry and somehow thought that everyone that posts JP content was a raid from /umajp/ or something like that (you can see it from one of the posts in /umajp/ right now), came there and started shitposting, one of the anons there tricked him into giving his main lobby ss, that was used to check his profile in game and in which club he is in. If you want the long version then just start reading past threads starting from #2487 (He is crying about the dox in /umjp/ right now btw)
>>563223707vid?
>>563223736Those that do not know the laws and flows of luck will say this
Thank you based Falco
At least I can masturbate to her MLB card now.
>>563222115scatjeet is not the same poster, scatjeet never won a plat. while that poster did
>>563223583what a dogshit banner
>>5632236541 per day, probably
I'm going to kill myself
1-3 Guts wife groove4-6 Guts princess7-9 Front daiwa0 Cafe
>>563223772>one of the anons there tricked him into giving his main lobby ss, that was used to check his profile in game and in which club he is inPatriot
>>563223772>all this bullshitNiggers are just distorting facts to fit their narrative now?
1 trillion :Odoubters???
>>563223926mistake, it's a card you will never once use so it's gold cleats.
>>563223963more like yaenah mute&skip geddit hehe
>>563224039https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1hM4K.png/bwo is defending himself
>>563224039what of what he said is false though
>>563223963>anons continue to non stop shit on yaeno mutekiI just fucking know everyone will pull for her and she will be hidden metaI know your tricks, /uma/
>>563224093ah yes, cleats that can give me another dupe of air groove guts
>>563224093>I completely forgot that cleats existI'm so fucking dumb! I hate having to deal with a million currencies
Is this any good? I have it at 1lb now
>>563224142no one says this
Would you realistically marry an uma over a ningen women if umas where real?
should I turn this on? does it use the energy drinks etc? or only stat items?
>>563224120>I’m a South America thirdieOf fucking course, every time
> mlb my pow oguri> card I'll never ever useThinking back I should have cleated the copy
>>563224306>Would you realistically marry a world class athlete over a regular woman?What do you think
>>563224306it's not like real uma would like me if ningens don't
>>563210720That's Super Creek on the left? Man, she really is great.
>>563224263You can use it with the Falco card we just got and run a feet deck
>>563224185if you want a card you will never use over a chance at a card you will use, go ahead
>>563224306There's no uma that would settle for a loser trainer like me
>>563224008>newAnon, you just unbricked your account. Not having a single copy of Air Shakur is bad luck.
>>563224356only the books
>>563224306I'd marry the chud unironically
>>563224306Fuck forgot my pic
>>563224306The question is not would I marry an Uma, the question is would an Uma marry me. The answer is they would obviously not
>>563224356Only stats and training levels, just turn it on
>>563224120Check the MD5, one of the posts is directly tied to a certain club
damn all that work for everyone to roll a 0lb of a useless SSR thanks for the event Cyniggers no wonder this game is dead on global
>>563224356Only stats which is annoying because the fucking friendship skewer should be auto used but isn't
>>563224356stat, +8 max energy, training level
>>563224306>if umas where real?He doesn't know. lmao
My Yaeno grows stronger
what would you do if you gacha'd a uma daughter though
>>563224306I would marry an uma because somehow that's in my contract.Then I'd cheat on her with cute ningen women.
yeppers! I'm cleating this f*lco card!
>>563224474I look out the window like this
>>563224559but what if you buy mirror and bbq at the same turn
>>563224612i would umaincest
>>563224129The same person being is responsible for all of that is basically a headcanon. And now somehow the guy is from /v/.
NOOOOOOO FALCO WHY
>>563224612Marry her
>>563224704Literally me
th-thanks...
bwoswe have a situation
>>563224306What kind of crazy question is that, anon?
>>563224306Why would you ask a question you alreay know the answer for?
>>563224828you know you can sell them right
nobody got a good character from the scoutticket?
>>563224789you have such nice and big hands...firm
>>563220364I guess im too stupid to know where you guys went, all I can say is i miss you lads, best post CM threads
>>563224120I've changed my mind: the Chinese resource depletion flotilla should starve South americans to death.
>>563224828I think you need more Medium shoes
>>563224853post the stretch marks
>>563221412she is a loyal (stupid) knight (dog), NOT saber
>Video is a viral success>Event chain ended>Friendship DownWait what the fuck is her problem?Playtime's over is definitely better than Corner Cunny too.
>>563222873damn good Kitasan, shame about no Medium S, though. What's her spurt rate? Is ~750 good enough or is that a bit low?
>>563224142Ms. Muteki is ready
>>563224704Chad trainer>>563224853Sometimes I think some anons ask retarded questions so they can get told they're a retard to satisfy their masochistic fetishes
>>563224142I want Yaeno Muteki to beat me up
couldn't even get a mildly usable SSR
>>563224871sell them for what, I need to buy them instead
I want to fuck both Jungle Pocket and Manhattan Cafe. I want to motorboat both of their flat chests
Ningen traitors. The lot of you.
>>563224828Alert danchou that you're out of dirt shoes so he can carry out your funeral procession
goodnight umadacchi
It's so funny that the NTR anon tried to ruin the Global thread and now the JP thread got ruined because of him
>>563224918she does not like you...
>>563225074Ningen women will cheat on youUmas will love you unconditionally as long as you groom them properly
>>563224940700+600 is plenty enough, this is what mine is with 716 + 571
>>563225120I still think it's the same person
>>563224120oh no no no he talked bad about our israeli umalords???
>>563225074>call me traitor >yet would give up on human women the moment an uma musume tail and leg locks him Hmmmm interesting >>563225120JPbros are chill. I like em
With that over with whats the best value support card with 2 of the anniversary vouchers?
>>563225187Apply debuffs
What LB does Fine Motion become worth using? Is it strictly MLB?
>>5632252673 is usable
>>563225267In mant? MLBAnywhere else lb3 is alright
>>563225215NTR anon is in my club and I can tell you is not the same person
>>563224559skewer is a fairly rare item to buy and it's absolutely better to save it until the turn you're about to train something that can hit rainbow, because if you later get Charming then that buffs the friendship gain of skewer.
>>563224306Marriage with any woman would be off the table unless we moved to America...
Is NTR anon actually in Autis/uma/?
>>563225260Mystifying Murmur + Sharp Gaze
>>563225396He's from uma&co
>>563225316>>563225320hell yes, I can get her to 3LB with crystals
>>563225396the account he turns sweepy on so he can pretend he plays the game is
>>563225396no, but ryananon is
>>563225187>>563225438What is this site?
>>563224828mambro...
>>563225541Herehttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>563225458Don't use the crystals nigger.1 LB is already better than Wit SRs unless you need the RB. Just cope with Tach SR instead
I got my second Seiun Sky. Is that good?
>>563225617nyo
>>563224828You know what to do (ignore the KYS)
I am tempted to use my crystal to bring my 2LB NTR to 3LB
>>563225592Bless
>>563225458aieeeee don't use the crystal unless it's to MLB a core card
>>563225438 (Me)All-Seeing eyes*, not Sharp GazeSo maybe 90% if there are two natures in the lobby. Stam debuffs suck hard>>563225541https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/If you're gonna mess around with it enable "Skill Wit Check" "Rushed" "Spot Struggle" and "Dueling" for stam stuff
>>563225663I used 1 crystal to MLB my Finemo.
>>563224916Well, she has tits for starter, unlike Seibah, which makes her better by default.
>>563225631fuck
>>563225617nyes
>Spechud SSR>Daiwa from trainee ticketThanks Falco.
>>563225617stam or wit? seiun stam is one of the best SSRs at low LBs and you should use her as a 2nd stam card on long fronts (if you can work around the 5% race bonus), seiun wit is just trash
>>563225651Here anon, save this one.>>563225720So you used it to... MLB a core card? good for you anon. Using it to 3LB is a waste, just cope with Tachyon+Marvelous.
>>563225652you will regret it 3 months from now
BA.HA. HA~
Am I bricked?
>>563223654Looking at JP's history, they got 10 free support pulls (1 per day for 10 days) and then 10 free trainee pulls.The support pulls would have lined up with the Bamboo Memory/Seeking the Pearl bannerLooks like the trainee pulls might have been a couple pulls on the King/Bakushin cheerleader banner and then the rest on Ines Fujin.
>>563225838stam>>563225759bitchin'
>>563225673Whats the difference between that one and thishttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>563225914nice, I hope I luckshit Ines
>>563225396Would make sense since he's always spamming the thread here while their rank drops
>>563225885>am I bricked if a free banner gives me a 0lb mediocre cardno
>>563225946I started using the other one because alpha was outdated, not sure if it's still the caseThough this one is a little outdated now too, since the new skills haven't been added
>>563225885nyes
>>563225847You’re right and I know you’re right
>>563224523If you don't know how archive works, don't use it.
neat, too bad 0lb
>>563218063>tranny color scheme>literally the colors that have been used in spring/easter celebrations foreveranon pls stop letting trannies live rent free in your head
>>563225925perfectly usable then, if you can manage the low race bonus like i saidi have her 1LB and used her with creek in my pisces kitasan runs, was nice when she didn't agemasen escape artist
>>563222873thought I could cope but nope you need medium swould've won otherwisegod damn
>>563225946seems to be a fork that diverged from a while from the original
>People acting like race bonus is somehow going to fall off in future scenarios when you're always going to be striving for as many skill points as you can get
Give me an image for next bread
>>563225038i buy them from the daily shop
today I will get a decent groundwork parent
>>563225449Wait you talking about the retard NTRnigger spammer or the less hateful NTRfaggot
>>563226136I'll def start using it with Kitasan then, thanks
>>563226226last helios for her bday
>>563226192...But whyIs kachi more accurate, or is it just teehee dark mode
>>563226243who cares
>>563226312Not even really up to date at the moment since no Eager or early start
>>563226343>>563226343>>563226343
>>563226343
>>563226243isn't it the same loser either way? he just has absolutely no life so he spams 2 different generals and plays 2 different servers for the same gacha
>>563226312It attempts to run a front-runner at the front and simulate pace up and Pace down and stuff a little better.Still a gaslight pitfall
>Run Team Sirius card for the first time>Didn't show up for training so it was still green almost by the second summer>Finally unlocked the Recreation events>Have exactly 1 free day left in the whole career not counting summer. Bravo, top tier card.
>>563226219I'm sure rb will help a lot with the 6 races you do during a career
>>563223614boondocks reference bwo
>>563226501maybe ask for advice instead of smugly saying a great card is bad because you misused it. no chance it's green by summer if you used it right and got through the recreations.
>>563226698What's "using it right" fool, they didn't show up to good trainings so it had no friendship to activate the events, I just got fucked by RNG and wanted to complain.
>>563224306Some Uma seem retarded so I think I could bag one
