Previous: >>563159412>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>563181185We need more racist umas
I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY FAMILY VACATION WEEK! What did I miss since Sunday!? Any fun-tastic club drama?>>563185680wat
>>563185761My favorite ritualpost.
I love Falcon
Finally hit medium S on Mambo! The skills could've been better probably but I got a bit unlucky...
Maya hug
She's so tiny.
my cute witlet skillet
MINNA
i need an unpopular uma because im contrarianwhich uma is for me
>>563185861wanna show d*ck? I dunno if I should just do 2 speed 3 wit and maaberasu power or something different
hmmmm time to flatline
>>563182814Nijuurokuban!
>>563185901For my dick
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ugura_%28ugurax%29&z=1
>>563185814You just missed a big one, or would have been if it wasn't resolve.
Digitan LOVE
I have 0 good parents of my own so maybe I should use 2 good MANT raised umas to train a Dober in Aoharu for my End Closers, and if it happens to get good sparks she could be forever good and keep the affinity bonus, right?
Decrease Current Speed (-0.25)
>>563186017wow this guy REALLY likes Helios
>>563186041she's bald
how's your day going, hoardCHADS
raped into physical and mental disability status by gentildonna
>>563185901>she can give taiki her while standingPerfect>>563185986Air Messiah
>>563186017>>563186079his art is really cool too so I'm glad
>>563186032What does that mean? What did I miss? How big was it truly?>>563186079You don't? Every character and/or franchise need their dedicated artist. Keeps the soul and memory alive for decades on end, see Amagami and others.
Air Jihad lives in my heart
>>563185819We should all be the change we wish to see in the world, and I'm glad you're trying to be a beacon
haha guys what if oguri eat big thing
>Dubailarper couldn't even get 2 trillion fans
>>563185995Sure, sparks are 12* power 3* stam, sadly I don't have any high LB wit SSRs but it feels like my runs are 100% better when I borrow Fuku instead of a wit card, had the most success with something like this, can probably take Marvelous power if you have a good wit card to switch the SR out for
>>563186218>How big was it truly?Enough to sink a club reputation to the gutter
>goldship>very sexy>doesn't do anything eroticEhhhhh
>>563185901>small dom, big sub
>>563186218he cheated recently and drew ardan but she drew her in gyaru form so I forgive him>>563186382that's basically kinda what I use but instead of tachy I have FB FM and instead of Biko I have Bakushin
>>563186125>>563186229No hags
>>563186218If you want the full story you would need to start reading from thread #2487
>>563186341I'd coom>>563186423Lolidom is the best
>>563186494>he cheated recently and drew ardanCheated with Ardan... That reminds me of a club...
>>563186494That should definitely work then, I've had a lot of runs where my wit ends up kinda low unless I get some high rolls with Tachy and Marvy, but with FM you should be good
>>563186003ICHIBAN in my heart
>>563186397Finally some good news, thank you!>>563186595I don't care thaaaaat much, but thank you. Might as well give it a quick look I suppose.>>563186494We need more gyaru forms, to be honest.
>>563186605
>>563186710>cowFuck off
falco is currently pleasing her 1 trillion fans rn that's why the rewards are taking so long
>>563186405Even worse, she has one early line where she teases your cock and then NEVER DOES ANYTHING SEXY AGAIN (apart from showing off her musky armpits)
mamboooooo!
>>563186001I mean would you rather a guy who made 25k+fans for the month or some faggot "following the rules" and getting 8k fans for the month.Not saying there needs to be a quota but at least say something danchou
>>563186710Same
>>563186494>cheated recently>ardanWell that summarizes both questions huh
>>563186805Mambo!
>>563186719Not him but you should take a look at it if you have some free time
>>563186842At first, the thumbnail looked like a koikatsu porn video
>>563186218>What does that mean? What did I miss? How big was it truly?known schizo shitposted enough to be gamedoxxed and then he got kicked from a /uma/ club it's not that big of a deal but it was fun to watch it unfold
>60% WR in room matchesYeah I'm done with CM12
put on the clown shoes vodka
>>563186405
>>563186935>>563186957Got it open already, gonna give it a read later... just need to figure out which of the two it is.>>563187005>Gamedoxxed then kickedLmao you have my attention.
>>563187074
>>563186405She goes on a date with you just to cock tease you. She knows she's hot and she enjoys blue balling you
uh oh dont look at umajp! he's angry!
>>563186001Bwo he's at 27M and it's already more than what like 10 people got the entirety of last month, I'd rather a guy that flatlines every now and then and then gets 20M in 3 days than people that do one 500k fans run every 1/2 days and end the month with 10M in total
>>563187187totopo...
>>563187187I'd be mad too if I was kicked for funposting
>>563186935>>563187129She's so fucking cutehttps://youtu.be/trIg4rewtxg
daughter
ticket doko
>>563187129It should start at a post with a cross thread and mentioning one of the clubs
>>563187264
>>563187187well at least he's not pretended he's the one that spams that kind of stuff anymore
>>563187264>>563187129>>563186935is there a Rudolf or Brian version?
>>563187197check last month
>>563187317Only the ones who assist the exclusive Falco Fan greeting breeding farm get the ticket
Google 'hay belly' right now
NHK mile ate my cocks again
I love Rice
>>563187413now what
>>563187413holy
>>563187317
my twitter feed is full of helios art after liking 1 picture
if you're not at top 3 in your club then you're just not trying hard enough
>>563187353
>>563187413So you're saying they shouldn't hit the hay
>>563187616The things I'd do to taste those...
>>563187341>one of them starts with NTR>nothing but AIslop spam
>>563187541>twitterfagNeck yourself
44454520 test
>>563187547I just do the bare minimum and let the top 3 do the extra work for me
>>563187770ooooooo scary twitter image for anon oooooooooo
>>563186218>What does that mean? What did I miss? How big was it truly?HonseFun danchou organized a Danchou Derby, where danchous were given 24h to join in 18 spotsEverything was going fine until two hours remaining, when a Dacchis non-danchou member supposedly mistakenly joined with two umas for the remaining two spots, leaving Mambo and Umadash danchodes outThe race started, and the intruder's Kita stole other Kitas ult, then ironically Dacchis danchou's Ardan overtook everyone and wonIt was more a silly fun thing, but Dacchis rep tanked for a day and now we just shitpost about it because it was pretty funny, they even changed their name to Daccheats, but that's about it
>>563187784mambro...
>>563187547>friday>could become top earner if I make 10M during this weekendAlright Curren, give me motivation into becoming my danchud's buttslut.
>>563187541It's so crazy how the feed is so easily changed. I one time liked a single Gundam Hathaway post/meme and my entire feed that day was filled with Gundam Hathaway
>>563187630
>>563187830That's disgusting!It'd be even worse if it were an erotic or pornographic picture, that'd be outrageous!
>>563187770here's a xitter image for you bwoyou'd never know it because of the randomized filename
I haven't played in two days lol
Oh right, considering it's been a solid 5 days... time to post THIS! I SUMMON THEE, MY FELLOW FUSO POSTER!>>563187873I'd cheat with Ardan...
>>563187873That's a different one. They were talking about the Rebricked member "drama"
>>563187129See >>563084606
>>563187406I know he did shit last month, I'm pretty sure he also said he was gonna be away for a bit though, excuses him more than people that don't say anything and just flatline, then when posts like yours pop up they magically come back to life for 1 or 2 runs, happened this month already too with 2 others who are doing much worse than him in numbersDon't want to sound like I'm completely excusing him, but there's no reason to single him out and post name in thread when there's others that are doing shit this month and also did shit last month and have been threading the line for a bit already
>Have been stuck trying to launch the game for the last 2 hoursaieeeeee
>>563186001
>>563187887This grown as woman not being real makes me want to fucking kill myself
>>563187713
>>563186348Falcon-chan, there's only 8 billion people on earth...
>>563187129> figure out which of the two it is.>>563080754 It's already resolved though so no need to drag it longer
>>563188151I'd destroy a democracy to give her a baby
hate this stupid fucking scenario
>>56318777274433106 cmcmcmcmcm
>>563187018Rooms are not the actual CM, I got shit on in rooms last month and won Plat.
I'm doing the one career for dailies and that's all youre getting danCHUD
>>563188065>>563188184Jesus lmao. That sure helps, thanks guys!
>>563188014Imagine losing to the orange cat and the generic yandere
>3 sr cards>fuku event fails at first turn>the other 2 ssr never completes their eventWhy is this game such a worthless piece of shit? Complete waste of my time with no redeeming qualities. I don't think I can stomach playing this game for the entire month.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563187973I only have very slightly less bad runs in MANT and they take an hour instead of fifteen to twenty minutes with 300x more button presses and loading screens. I'm just jerking off to horses until the next scenario at this point.
>>563188104works on my machine, maybe one of your cheats is outdated
I will say, the TB music is great when you're on a roll, but when your run is shit it feels like it's mocking you.
>>563188363I have never succeeded fuku event, what are the odds on it?
>>563188072I'm not that anon but an officer brought it up to danchud and he did absolutely nothing and started talking about falco the next dayThe club's going to die soon
>>563186581Super Creek is still young and vibrant lady.
Our dancho is female but I'm never telling which club
>>563188621>
>>563188393>quotes in italics>1.5 line spacingHow fruity
>>563188292
>>563188015Oh, right. I didn't even consider it a drama to be honest, and since I read "since sunday" on his original post I thought he maybe wouldn't know about the race.But you're probably right.
is firm course menace a must for this cm
>>563188621Tell me, so I can point out how it's a tranny and all of you are giant faggots.
>>563188593>owns a daycare in her houseInfertile hag
>>563188687ok so when fuji is calling umas ponysis she implying that they are kids or just small
>>563188468>nice loss to a horse with 20% of your stats, fucktard>-40 energy>doo doo doo doo DOO doo
>>563188621Everyone knows Almondanchou is a woman we all have seen the pics.
How much Stamina to do Aries without a single recovery?
Hmm if I had gotten the groundwork spark I might have said fuck it good enough. Thankfully there's still a lot of time until Taurus 2 (I am not doing multiple parent runs a day)
>>563186978#1 in my heart in Koikatsu too
>>563188749pony would be small because they're small horsesif she wanted to call them kids she would be using the word filly
>>563188621/uma/club sis...
>>563188784like 800
>>563188784uuuuh 1000
>>563188468>tb music when winning: you're doing great, trainer. your destiny and that of your trainee are in your grasp, and victory is yours for the taking after all these trials. go reclaim what is yours!>tb music when losing: yeah hear that? that's victory there. what think it's for you? who lost all of his clocks on a g2? LOOOOOSEEEER~ ZAKOOOOOOO~It's infuriating. Good thing kusos turn me on
>>563187887Glad to hear you're all ears
>>5631887841200 + 2 golds
>>563188781An ugly, fat whore
>>563187887
>>563188784I'm building guts so idk
>>563189009Just when I thought sex couldn't be sexier...
>>563188834This is the first time I've seen Daiwa Scarlet depicted as flatter than her in-game model.
>>563189012I love her
I havent found one viable reason as to why some races have jumping sections it just constantly appears to be the worst decision you could make for the horse's health
if only I got groundwork...I had nothing else to take so I took RG from riko
imagine getting piled on by 18 sweaty post-race umas
>>563189239I made this post
>>563188582I don't think the club's dying anytime soon but danchud really needs to start enforcing shit more, I've also pointed it out not long agoIf we had less freeloaders and people that do at least 1 career a day, we'd place much more comfortablyIf the top earners decided to quit, we'd be pretty fucked though
>>563188784800 but since everyone is going with 2 debuffers1000
hey im new how hard is it to get a specific girl you're lookign for in this game
>>563189256The organizers don't care about the horses health, obviously
>>563189293>>563189095Faggots
>>563189330this is now a Luna thread
>>563189256If I had a dude on my back and was asked to jump while running as fast as possible, my legs would probably break too
This game robbed and broke me. Why weren't they upfront about this being strictly a yurige meant for lgbt audiences only? Now transbians are literally laughing at us for our poor media literacy skills
>HUURRR MANHATTEN CAFE IS THE WEREWOLF DUUURRRR
>>563189256Steeplechase comes across like it's one of those things that's done because it's always been done, and not enough people have put organizers in their place to get them to stop
Are there any good parent ults to have for Christmas Oguri for this cm?
>>563189407If they start at 1* or 2* its trivialand you get a ticket for one free 3* launch uma of your choiceafter that... 3* are only ever on rateup in their initial banner and they never go on rateup again. They're simply part of the general pool forever
>>563189473she's such a DORK
>>563189532u=ma2
>>56318831312125809 cmcm
>>563188784750-800 if you're front650-700 if you're late or endPaces are Oguris so they don't care about it.But this is the bare minimum, if someone brings a full stamina debuff team + Oguri you're fucked. Only oguris can win.
>>563189217She's just squished against the chair, don't worry
>>563189506caught me off guard
>>563189407I'll assume you mean a high rarity one because the others drop by themselves eventuallyIf you're just starting and want the girl on banner right now, it's easy, because at the start the game will give you enough pulls, but not efficientIn general? Without paying, EXTREMELY HARD. Paying, it's easier assuming you have enough savings (after 200 pulls you can buy a copy of what's on banner)Right now? You can buy one, but not worth it if you get her just because you're horny
>>563189532U=ma^2 and Baracole are the safe choices. You can gamble on lobby comp with MPB or pump
>>563189532u=ma2 is a must and dober's ult can be good in a front heavy lobby
>>563185814/v/ trannies and jp trannies ruined this generalits not usable anymore
1, 2, or 3?
>>563189725>don't buy with your dickThen what are you supposed to buy for
>>563189595Funnily enough the girls I want to make mine the most didn't go down the slideDunno, Lunaposting made her cute, Groove is cool and Brian looks like that ugly puppy that barks but once you give it a treat it'll seat on your lap wanting pats
>>563189494>go to any r18+ site>all umaporn is male-orientedam i doing something wrong
>>563189407Think you can buy (almost) any uma right now for $20 with a voucher still
>>563189595You just know Rudolf's loving this. Meanwhile Groove and Brian...
>4 debuffers + XOguriThis CM will be aids
>>563189883Brian is such a needy puppy...
>>563186170Im still contemplating if I should MLB my 1LB Stinko Windy after getting 20 Gold Crystals. I really hate this scenario
Two G2 races in around 14 hours, G1 Oka Sho on SundayG2 Sankei Sports Hai Hanshin Himba Stakes, Hanshin, 1600m Turf, Soft, 4YO and older mares only (15:30 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe3. 4. 5. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa6. 7. 8. 9. Sire side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe10. Sire side - Satano Diamond; Dam side - Agnes Digital
>>5631898091, then 2, then 3Then 1, then 2 and 3Then 1 2 and 3, then just 2, again with 1 but 3 can join, then 1, then 1, then 1, then 3 can come along
>>563189964this is why I hate mediumslop shit is worse than longslops
>>563189256The British Racing Association disputes that fences and steeplechases are inherently harmful, calling any horse deaths an error on the part of the Horse and/or Jockey, not the racetrack.They are objectively Ghouls
>>563189346What I'm saying is he refuses to and I don't think he wants to put the effort in so the club will eventually die when he doesn't even bother kicking anyone.Clearly other bwos are getting pissed about it since I didn't post that but I really wouldn't care if we kicked that guy and got someone who consistently played instead (I'd rather we just get rid of captain hook and whore slayer)
>>563189926
Is there any benefit in getting groundwork for xOguri?
So it starts. Buckle up dacchis
>>563189964Everyone is doing it wrong. In most rooms I've joined, nobody is bringing stamina recoveries except Xoguri. Dominator barely works on her anyway. What you want is to bring 2 full stamina debuffers to really shit on the Fronts and maybe a couple of xoguris minmaxxing stamina.
>>563190059N
>>563189809All at the same time, I will not break that hard
>>563190048G2 New Zealand Trophy, Nakayama, 1600m Turf, Good, 3YO only, Trial for G1 NHK Mile Cup (15:45 JST)1. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Narita Top Road2. Dam side - Symboli Kris S3. Dam side - Jungle Pocket4. Sire side - Grass Wonder5. 6. 7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week8. 9. Dam side - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Agnes Tachyon10. Sire side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen11. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O12. Dam side - Maruzensky13. Dam side - Stay Gold14. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki15. Sire side - Special Week; Dam side - Jungle Pocket
>>563189870Your heart
>>563190169don't filter me bwo..
>>563190169ok chuddy
>>563190167The only time groundwork is useful is for Fronts, otherwise you will pace down and it might actually hurt you.
KYAAAA I'M GETTING FILTERED
didnt ask
>>563190125Autis/uma/ is another club with hardly any rules and look where are they now
>>563190167It serves to place you in front of other xoguris earlier. If you're a giga whale with MLB pasa or Muteki in your deck, Killer Tunes + It's On achieves the same effect
>>563190404yada
>>563190341what ifno fronts
>>563190034this is excessive hoarding bwo please live a little
its like it has 300 wit somehow
>>563190167gw xoguri will be at the front from other xoguris and most likely pass the u=ma2/preferred position check
>>563190415If we didn't have the top three earners we would be where they are. Idk why niggas in our club brag about our rank
>laugh stock before>laughstock in between> still laughstock for throwing out someone for shitpostingis there a bigger joke than rebricked? lmao
>>563190404Vegetables are a psyop created by big agri to destroy nature and strip as much money from people as possible
>>563189809Ugly umas
Filter THIS
>>563190642not as bad as being esl though
>>563190642it's "Laughingstock" you illiterate noodlechimp
I'm sobbing and crying because I got filtered. I really wanted you to see that image and reply
Umasisters are like sharks, they smell the faintest track of club drama and become crazy bitches shit talking every club.
>>563190502If your Oguri promotes into a front, you probably lose if the competition is good
>>563190675Ackshually it's only expensive because of veganism, which in itself was made by certain (((merchants))) The downfall of society began with veganism and when vegetables became more expensive
>>563190783They almost sound like women in real lifeThank god my club doesn't do that.
((())) mentioned
>>563190502you're literally getting gaslit by the ntr faggot
I hate how much Tachyon is ezmode for MANT runs as long as you mutate her lengths, her unique carries her the whole career. The reason I hate this is because it means I have no excuse to not do runs with her over and over until I get the perfect parent out of her.
>>563190783MEN are bigger gossipers than women this is a FACT
>>563190801>>563190341Not exactlyyou can fight for lucky pace, groundwork contributes to that alongside early race skills like uma stan. pacing down is only an issue if youre not the pace setter
>>563190937Just you and the other gay faggots in here, faggot
>>563190937Only gays and troons, and they don't count as men
>>563190872wom*n constantly judge their leaders to see if they are worthy. it wouldnt surprise me if most club drama and shitposters are wom*n
>>563190720>>563190715you will never pass as a woman reditor troonlmao
>>563190675I think you should eat your vegetables.Vegetables are older than humankind and umamusumekind.
I DONT WANNA USE THE SAME CARDSRACE THE SAME RACESUSE THE SAME UMASFOLLOW THE SAME AGENDASBUY THE SAME ITEMS
>>563190830I can't believe Umas would be so insidious as to destroy the food supply of trainers in order to make us weaker
>>563190897mambo is just as easy because her unique is a recovery too
>>563190992And if you're smart you won't waste your skill points on a skill like Groundwork in the first place on a gamble that poor. You might as well buy Radiant Star, it's less of a risky waste.
>>5631910803.5 more months
#CurrenWon#Curren4Chan#Curren1500carats
groundwork gives you like 1 meter maybe but its such a shit spell to get
>>563190897>being surprised that a horse hailed as a god of speed before he fucked up his quads, would be good at racing
>>563191072>shit, they've figured out i'm a seamonkey, i'll have to say THAT
>Computer BSODs with the game running>Gets stuck at 60%>Had to delete everything and redownload the game>Finally get in>Everything RESET>Which meant I got caught offguard by the client defaulting to this august 2025 Urara for the legend raceFUCK
>>563191009>>563191032these niggas are ALONE and INFORMATIONLESS
Didnt we bully the jp ntr tranny out already? Why is xe still here?
>>563191176i exploded, thank you anon
>>563191218>spell
>>563190897I want to smell Tachyon's vile farts
>>563191176mating press.
>>563191139>You might as well buy a 380 point skill instead that will proc early and fuck with your healing procsNo wonder people call you a retard
>>563191275You're fruity. You're zesty as fuck. Come out of the closet already
>>563191238I was always under the impression that Agnes Tachyon is more remembered as an eternal "what could have been" considering he was undefeated in the short time he got to race (and TECHNICALLY won the Hopeful Stakes, but it wasn't called that yet)
>>563191271you dont need to use green next when you want to say your own sentence stupid sea monkey.
>>563191218What are some better spells for the cost (including greens) that give 1 meter then?
>>563191460yeah
>>563191306he's unemployed and has nobody else to talk to
We suddenly really ramped up in speed huh
>>563190897The only thing I hate doing Tachyon runs is that you NEED 300 speed after debut, otherwise you will waste all your clocks in Junior year in some mile race vs flower, pearl or dober
>>56319108050 rb is a gaslightrace schedule is a gaslightuma picks... you're a retard if you only aim for metaand shop just works like that can't say nothing about it
>>563191582Its Eurohours
Tranny.
When you race against Legend umas you are literally racing against Umas who are several years beyond their decline after a short 3-year career in which they were much stronger. An umamusume's career is shorter than a ball-n-hoops nigga.
>>563189901>>563189546>>563189725appreciate the help thanks
>>563191460And then he had like 1100 kids, half of which inherited his fucked up legs which is the primary reason his daighter Daiwa had to retire early.
>>563191083They didn't destroy it, they made it a "choice", and the other cheaper and more publicized option is onions, which arguably shaped society for the worst in just a few decadesIf you don't believe me this is a thing, ask yourself why so called "vegetable oil" is named like that and not what it is: onions oil>>563191080Don't do that then. Pave your own path, or Urara will beat you if you give up!
>>563191389but would you guys like my delicate hands if i do
>>563191387Yes, I'm proud of you for understanding that my point is that it's as bad as that. If you don't need any help because you're too smart for it, you don't need to ask next time.
>>563190427>>563190564>>563190992>>563191387So I should take GW+PC savvy over radiant star then?
>>563190897She will still find a way to lose NHK Mile and or Mile Championship
>>563191651>Applying logic to explain gameplay in universeI prefer when you just act gay for attention
>>563191604yeah 50 RB is a gaslightyou need 60-70
>>563191601ok first off, getting 300 speed in the first year is recommended regardless of the uma and two, if you attain it then Tachyon has basically already won the career.
>>563191718Who the fuck had the great idea to make a weak boned horse procreate? They thought the other horses would only inherit the speed and not the glass bones? That was bound to happen
horses are just giant dogs
>>563191834>aversion to discussing in-universeNigger detected.
>>563191582The usuals are back. Also just minutes after scat were spammed in the jp thread
>>563191479>seamonkey can only repeat insults he's already seenseamonkey see, seamonkey do
>>563191776gw will not hurt you at all but radiant star will hurt xoguri, don't listen to the thread's biggest faggot
>>563191604I already said that before: what makes mant umas strong is the fucking shopPut shops on aoharu and umas would be even stronger
>>563191582I woke and I booted up 4 different devices to shitpost on. It's going to get faster, hold on to your seatbeltAnd yes, I will be replying to myself 40 times to fake engagement
>>563191730And now they are bulldozing the rainforests to plant more carrots............
hey
>>563191894No his bones are fine, his genetic condition is that he has flareups of really bad inflammation in the horse's equivalent of an calcaneal tendon (aka the achilles tendon) which if you keep pushing it can tear.
>>563191776Yes, a skill that has a random recovery will fuck up your oguri
>>563191876I wonder if someone has ever tried a 90 RB deck
>>563191651Yeah agreed. Anyway, um, I am horny. What do you think about that?
Holy shit. I finally got a usable parent for CM13. Too bad it has no groundworks. But at least the grandparents do.
>ntr faggot shows up>shitposting ramps upnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>563191961>calls his fanfic in-universeTroon detected
>>563192046I don't recognize this uma. Head's kinda big though.
>>5631915283 straights, dont upgrade them. if youre lucky youll decrease your pdm. uma stan does this somewhat consistently like a -1 second of pdm and speed up is pretty good. if its upgraded straight you might pdm yourself even more. what matters is oguri is at the frontmost in the pace group so she can swing out and proc early nsm/nimble. nsm is really good cause it also gives you that movement spell speedboost
>>563191730You're pinning the blame on the onion farmer like the Umas want, and ignore the carrot and rye grass farmers who are the true evil
>go on an outing with trainee >get mistaken as a couple >trainee doesn’t correct it
>>563191894Half of it is literally just "he's the son of Sunday Silence, therefore he must have god genes despite some flaws"
You know it's been an absolute disaster of a run when your inventory looks like this on the final turn.
Hello friends!!!
>>563192230
>using all the clocks on junior year in a G3 race because I absolutely refuse to lose to Nishino Flower
>>563192175>no gw>no prudent>no ig wit>only 2 med>usableSorry bro
>>563192301Oh great another faggot
>>563191991>>563192049Gotcha, thanks. This is my first time building xOguri so yellow skills with recovery also counts toward her unique not just blue skills then.
Convince me Tachyon
>>563192251+ the baseline would always be how much seconds of pace up and downhill you got. so as much wit and wit overcap as you can fit.then after you secure first in the pack you go for accels then late game top speed like med S and dominators.
I hurt my gums
>>563191961When there is a bunch of stuff in universe that are "Don't think about it" tier discussing your type of theories is not only boring but does not lead to anything
>>563192013>e-whore stunlocked by a fine lady doing it for the love of the game
mambo
>>563192430You could always fix it bro
>>563192374bro she's doesn't even have her unique yet...
>>563192490She wouldn't do that
>>563192175>second windstop buying that shit>"I h-had nothing better to bu-"grab OOs
>>563192490Mambo wouldn't act like that
>>563192402radiant is weird and is a velocity plus a heal and procs whenever it wants so if it procs early you will activate xmas miracle too early
>>563192490mambo mamboomorashi mambo
>>563192385don't be mean to him he's always nice
How do I get Taiki to fuck me?
>>563192475Fine, you say?
>>563192490>>563192579mambo and Mambo club would act like this its confirmed
>>563192027>>563192252I'm not blaming the onion farmer, I'm just pointing out the the same people who pay the onion farmer and the carrot farmers work for the same people who happen to be involved with many umanations in the world and that happen to control both the mass communications and the umafood industry
>>563190897Honestly I think it's really cute how you're obviously Tachyon's bf but she only realizes you've been a couple for years at the end of the career and gets flustered at it.
>>563192385
>>563192532Neither does Christmas Oguri at that point.
>>563192376I care more about blue and pink sparks.Only ig wit you can't luck shit.
>>563192060There are only six cards with 15% RB, so there is only one 90% race bonus deck and it's not good. I'm pretty sure you would have to run full speed inherits on a speed boosting nature Uma to even stand a chance of producing something okay with this deck.
>>563192787Oh yeah, it's Ryan's birthday now (in nipland). Have you wished her a happy birthday yet?
If you were an uma, and an uma was your trainer, who is the most likely to rape you as a method of training?This is my answer but I'm curious about yours
>>563192787This is funny since it’s implied the umas are ~400 pounds due to muscle density
>>563192917no way i'm putting up ugly umas on my home screen
>>563192969That doesn't make sense, the average uma is like 5ft tall. They'd have to be made of steel to weigh that much at that size.
>>563192804The secret whale strat...
dont ever put random ass recoveries if youre going for speedcarry over lmao even
>>563193061Of course, that doesn't make sense. That's why the canon answer to umamusume superhuman abilities is "we just don't know"
>>563193061Maybe their bones are literal steel alloys and that's why they weigh so much, and that's why Suzuka is still alive
>>563191730Nta but I'm asian so we already use that bean in everything here, it only benefits our cooking that it's overproduced.
>>563187616why is Rudolph the only uma with ropes on her racing outfit. please cygay make more officer like costumes for the torenas that want to be subordinate fetished
>almost done with classic year>haven't won a single G1 raceIs it over?
>>563192804Result still bad even if you race like 35-40x?
>>563193061Thick bones + dense muscle strands (as confirmed by Tachyon) = heavier weight. Maybe even moreso considering their small bodies
>get charming for free>get fast learner for free>both team sirius and riko training unlock year 1>haven't lost a race yet>gold sparks on first inspirationOk, how is the game going to fuck me? Because this is a god run so far.
>>563193391Are all your stats below 600? No good skills? No distance S?If so, yes
>>563193190>>563193061>>563192969i think trainer is just a slob and thus cannot lift ryan
>>563193464Why are you using team sirius on a non long cm or TT uma
Is MLB Gold City or MLB Ticket Guts worth it? I've been SPOOKED a lot by them and they're both at LB3.Or do I just save to eventually get Creek? (0 copies)
>>563193538Lots of free stats when I don't have a lot of great cards (or rather, most of my good cards are LB0)
GET BLASTED!
>>563193464>regular tachyon>not like>casual outfit tachyon
>>563192275setting her father and sometimes brothers aside, the Trainer has to be one of the few men, if not the only one, that an uma spends so much time with
>>563193689
>>563193689AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>563193450The movie is explicitly a different canon. I know it's dumb but the game is not the movie is not the individual anime seasons.
JFC, Maruzensky is so sexy no matter what she wears.
Why can't real life girls be like my umas...
>>563193542Tickezo guts isn't a horrible idea. Gold City is pretty bad, though. Wait for the Falco rewards to finally come in.
>>563193860>He wants real life girls to mark him
>>563193860It's really not that hard to find a Tosen Jordan irl...
>>563193542Gold City SSR will become meta in mile CMs, also her events gives fuckload of energy
>>563193824Please don’t ruin my amazon pressed by 700 pound Bono fantasies
>>563193980Tosen Jordan is actually cute unlike irl women.
>>563193464nevermind, I now know how the game decided to fuck me?>You want megaphones? FUCK YOU BUDDY, YOU GET NONE
>>563193860check the countryside
https://poal.me/y4zq6lhttps://poal.me/y4zq6lhttps://poal.me/y4zq6l
>>563193689NO JPCHAD YOU CAN'T POST MEMES THE GLOBALBABIES DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why can I never get good runs on my favorite uma but anyone else is a god roll no matter what? I could literally do 50 runs on them only and they'll all be low rolls but the moment I touch anyone else then suddenly every turn is a 5 stack rainbow and all chains finish by classic summer. This is really demotivating
>>563194167I already tried and real umanko is not as good as I thought
>>563194293BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHTSTOP IT AND GOOD RUNS WILL COME
>>563194289But you see anon, I only play global
>>563194356DIE I WANT THAT RICE UMANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563194356…anonAnon what did you mean by this
>>563194197I post nonsense for my own amusement(You)s are nice but I'm going to post random comics and greentexts regardless.
>>563194293I don't give a fuck what your post said I'm just here to announce I'll furiously masturbate to your attached picture thank you very much
guys I forgot to log in at reset and all the shoes are gone....
>>563194356you only posted this for attention...
>>563194467Why the fuck does your image remind me ot Metin 2?
>>563194479Do we have an /uma/ equivalent for pic related?
>>563194467I shitpost for the love of the game
I am going to fuck my hand
Do I need to bloat my wit stat and get SS rating or is 1000 wit, S+ and the right skills enough to win
>>563194736Okay, Kira Yoshikage.
>>563194793It's enough as long as your name is Khwamza Oguri
>>563193860Because women nowadays are not raised to be kind gentle feminine souls but rather selfish girl bosses that choose lust and being "in the moment" happiness over overall future happiness and to put herself before others while also pretending to be a good person. Not all girls are like this but it is hard to find one depending on where you live and or if your parents taught you how to actually spot a good girl without all that baggage. Just look at all the female role models today and you'll understand it all. I wouldn't know shit though as I am just talking out of my ass that I should shove a 6 incher in there.
>>563194885size queen
>>563194885faggot
>>563194885If you keep talking like that you're going to be sent to the glue factory
>>563193393The real benefit of a high-rise bonus is the increased skill payout from doing a bunch of races. The stat rewards are not going to increase by enough to give you some crazy godlike stat line. You can produce a great Uma even with under 50% race boost, 50% is just a convenient point where a lot of things round up to the next whole number at the same point.At 50%, g3s bump from 11 to 12, g1s bump from 14 to 15, hammers bump up from 2 to 3 on g1s, and gold hammers bump up from 4 to 5 on g1s G3'S bump every 12 and 1/2%. G1s bump every 10%. Hammers bump every multiple of five, gold hammers bump every multiple of three. 50% brings all of those together, so it's a good Target to get another 30 or 40 stats out of a run compared to 48%, but if you understand mant you could go in with a 30 raise bonus deck and have a great stat line but just not have nearly as many skill points., but you could make up for that if you got a shit ton of hammers and leaned heavily into picking skill point rewarding options from events.
>>563194592When do people announce their masturbation? I havent seen that yet
>>563194885Stop being weird and post spark rolls instead
>>563195142It happens commonly more than you think
>>563195152I KNEW Tazuna was a fucking Uma and nobody believed me
>>563189012
>>563194885I was with you until that last sentence. Faggot
>>563193860girls arent real btwits just a cia psyop to have an assassin assigned to you
>>563194885I know your kind, your all big talk online but irl you run away.
>open twitter >yanko tits AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED YANKOMANKO
>>563194592Not exactly related but in /fgoalter/ we have an image to tell everyone when to start and stop masturbating. Whatever general you're from sounds like a bunch of prudes.
>symboli rudolfLooks like a sub, is a dom>sirius symboliLooks like a dom, is a sub>symboli kris sLooks kinky, love handholding>symboli speedLooks normal, loves ryona
>>563195454Post em or you’re lying
I'm masturbating to Gold City RIGHT NOW
>>563195454No one likes Forever Fraud
>>563195503>>symboli rudolf>Looks like a sub, is a domStopped reading there.
>>563195578I am doing this
>>563195393Attaching an image of Curren adds a lot of power to this post.
>>563195631Everyone folds against Ramonu
>>563195631>yurislop >hag and boomer
>>563191651imagine if your veteran umas got their stats degraded over time so you'd have to train more
>>563195532here>>563195610I DO
>>563189595>I go AFK to eat some food>I miss out on Luna postingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563195393Adding an image of Curren to this post adds a lot of power but you unfortunately didn't use "you're"
>>563194885
>>563189809Mega sex cuz huge titsMega sex cuz puny wifeMega sex cuz boy
>>563195914sowwy it's hard to type with only my left hand
>>563195870
where jiggie
>>563196175>you'll never mind break ebayan into being a humble housewife and to only listen to your orders after her whole world crumbled when she got 2nd placeShit life
>>563194592
>>563196141I never understood this.Can't you just jerk it with your left hand if you need to type and use the mouse?Surely it's easier to learn to masturbate with your non-dominant hand than learning to type with it.
>>563196313I'm masturbating to Digitan next
>no good shop items ever>no whistles>no friendship trainings during summer>didn't start winning G1s until late senior yearI don't I ever had a run get this bricked.
>>563196358I'm using my right hand to eat you stinky pervert it's lunch hours
>>563196358Try doing it your next session and see
>>563195870>>563196175I need Yahagi and Fujita to announce what's next. I am 100% sure that they will race him at least once more before Arima Kinen but the question is where
>>563196525But I also eat food with my left hand while using the computer...Surely it's easier to learn something simple like grasping an object than trying to do something dexterous like typing.>>563196547But I already do that...
>do a run where I need to use clocks literally 0 times>follow it up with needing to burn all 5 just to beat a single G1 I need for epithet
>>563196358>learn to masturbate with your non-dominant handWhat happens when it becomes your dominant hand?
are we getting GET ZERO in 5 hours?
hooooeeeee arigasorry.... I lost the ticket...
>>563194931How does the hat stay on?
>>563196664>But I already do that...Damn I kneel. I just can't get used to it unless I'm using an onahole umamusume
>>563196741I don't think that's how that works.Isn't it just genetic which hand ends up being dominant?
next 5 hours will be better
>>563194885You made the femanons mad
>>563196141you are not fapping now don't lie
>>563196864This is why you will never become a true Umadol, Falco
>>563196175Losing builds character, it only makes me want to support Yanko even more >>563196594He's back in Japan for now, not sure if they want to go for a dirt G1 at home
>>563196228https://jiggie.fun/fjC8ct
>>563196358I've been doing this ever since I was a wee lad so I can jork it to 20 exhentai tabs simultaneously
>>563196941mating pressing Falco
>>563195367i can't be THAT close to killing myself if cia decided i don't need an assigned assassin
>>563196891Having you point it out like that makes me feel like a bit of a freak. But thanks. I spend so much time at a computer that I've learned how to do a lot of things with my left hand since well, the mouse is on the right. For example, I type faster on the phone with my left hand and usually use my knife in it too.Umamusume pretty derby.
I hate Falco
>>563197059Fuck off, she isn't Haru.
>>563196358you can always use this thing with a mouse if you're too lazy to learn how to use your non-dominant hand
>>563196141Skill issue, I type with only one hand most of the time because I am too lazy to adjust my other arm
>>563197195>breast increase is trainer's faultI WANNA GET THE SYMBOLI PREGGORONI
If I'm going to try and breed the ultimate Late parents, is there any skills I should be majorly concerned about beyond Uma Stan, THH, NN, and Ignited PWR? Obviously generic late stuff hints are nice and they'll probably happen just from MANT rival hints, but those are trickier to chase so I've got to tailor my deck and parents.
Ganbare...Falco...
>>563197195Fake tits
>>563196731this is why fuku speed is so important, you either snowball or you don't. early momentum is vital.
>>563197059I mean, Fujita still doesn't have any domestic G1 wins so Champions Cup could be a target, but I would much prefer for them to try and defend BC Classic titleleast possible thing for them to do is try to switch him to turf before arima and run something there
>>5631965030lb uokka?..
zoomers can be cute huh
>>563197195>it's partly your faulthow?
>>563197364straightaway adept and HH, those skills are always good but too expensive, if you get hints of that it's good
>>563196741>>563196758>>563196961>>563197495
>>563197349I'm pretty sure she's referring to him feeding her since trainers also give their trainee a diet but I like the way you think Anon.
>>563197495Helios by design is ugly afHer personality hard carries her
>>563196731>do a run where the only stat I get from races is speed>900 before 2nd summer>all other stats stuck at 400
>>563197608I think you're just gay anon
>>563197608I'm a fag that likes only cock and you're gayer than me
>>563197629
>>563197608I cut my dick off and I'm manlier than you
>>563197608Faggots like you should stop browsing and posting in this general. Yes, especially fags that love uma that looks like a boy.
>>563193860Here's your woman(stallion)
>>563197525HH feels like a bad version of Oguri/Rudolf/Brian since it has good odds of proc'ing too late into the homestretch.
>euro hours are pedo hours
>run is almost perfect>3 fucking stars>but I wanted power, and turf pink is uselessHoly shit what a monkey's paw to a great run, it fucked me in such a specific way that it hurts when it shouldn't
how many seconds until ninshin flower?
>>563198031Speed sparks are also unfortunately useless
>>563197483I put her in there by accident.
>>563197906that's why it being cheap would make the gamble worth it
>>563197859we fuck stallions here
Uhh... guess I'm already done with my sagitarius ace for october...
>>563198031Save that parent for the next scenario, you can use it on Oguri for GL.
Why is she so cute?
>>563198271I guess 3 speed 5 power is still good for Ogurin
where the FUCK is my ticket you WHORE
shotgun
>>563198314labor union/communist wife
>>563198314I AM GROWN MAN WHO PAYS TAXES I will not be coddled like a child by a 17 year old!
>>563198094It's useless for TB because of how TB works, it's fine for GL
only 67 more days until i get suzuka from the daily legends races!! ^.^
>>563198543No anon you don't understand, we need to tally the results even though we passed all the goals!
Run is bricked
>rigged event>rigged fan count>rigged rewardsrigged game
>>563199153How many fans did we end up reaching?It's one real metric that we have to compare against the other regions for how alive our server is relative to how alive they were at this point.
>>563198061
>not a single muffin in sight through the runreally nigger
>>563199217Try buying the hat but not activating it until the third training turn of climax. Just be extra careful to not forget to use it.
>>563198061Falcon tries to hard to achieve even 1/10th of the viewers Curren gets just by spreading her umanko on camera for UmaFans
Biblo mein Gott!
>>563199452Curren is too powerful, she must be stopped
*Gives you 30 Energy and Playtime's Over!*
>>563199469https://youtu.be/oVZYaEHnFbI
Literally fuck off
>>563199335that's called lent
>>563197364Any mid-race is welcome. Slipstream, PTO, and ramp up are nice to have, and you won't get them from rival races. Corner adept is neat as well, although not guaranteed to be mid-race.Other than that, homestretch haste eventually gets buffed to proc in the first half of the last spurt. Hesitant front/pace is much welcome as well
>>563199405I could do that but any reason behind it?
>>563199580sex
So was Totopo a schizo or shitposter messing with the JP nerds
>>563199580Holy fucking sex
I kind of don't want to buy McQueen with star pieces. Normally when you roll a character you get them for free and they come with 60 star pieces. If you instead buy them with 150 star pieces, you are spending 150 and not getting 60, so it's actually a 210 loss. Like if I'm just patient and wait for her to spook me then I can just instantly make her a four-star, right?
>>563199452Stop that, Curren-chan is not a sluPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT I'm sorry, I can't even finish that sentence in good faith.
>>563199701He was a danchou's double agent
>results are tallied in real time>still need a whole day to "tally"Fuck you cygames
>>563199580>ear muffsOur child will be a train GOD
>>563199701schizo and shitposter on both threads
>>563199648Pretty much just paranoia. Like maybe the bad luck only comes if you have fast learner status, but owning the hat doesn't do anything in and of itself.
>>563197859Seeex!
>>563200000checked
>>563199891Dacchi plant trying to distract us from derbygate
>>563199848retardb-WHAT?
>>563200128Me too!Let's have a child!
>>563199701I don't really care so I'm treating both yes. Shitposting here stops when he post in the JP thread
>>563200000Holy digits
>>563199953What did he post in this thread to troll? The only posts people pointed out were trolling JP thread by posting english screenshots. Which would just be normal posts here.
>>563199580such a seducing pose
>>563199607>he doesn't have the autoscroll use enabled
>>563199701brickeds are retarded for kicking him
I don't wanna farm parents anymore
>>563199580So this is the power of that midget's genes. Whoa.
can you guys share your seiun parent decks
>>563200432then don't take the one ace off borrow double debuff pill
Sucks that I have to put mile sparks into Seiun parent for V.Bourbon
>>563200128>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates >doxxed shakur so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered by doto>shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident" >constantly reminds Fuku of her dead sister while she's mourning her>tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event>throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so OperaO/NTR team loses>broke shakur's PC>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it>fed her sandwich to El's bird then claimed the bird stole it hoping it'd get euthanizedwhy is doto allowed to walk in tracen?
feel like it's not worth aiming to win CM anymore due to christmas oguri and vbourbon spams, as well as people bringing in double dominators. now im afraid to not getting 3 wins in round 2 eventhe roommatch experience:late surgers triggering NSM? still loseseiun sky as front? still loseeven stronger umas in roommatches still lose to the average Xoguri
Holy shit doing an entire Uma’s story reading everything took literal hours but kinda worth it
>>563199621underrated kek, being through with fasting is amazing, I'm eating a fat beef bowl right now and humming happily around a mouthful of cow
>>563200767That's a question you shouldn't be asking
>>563200675huge german honkers taking me to düsseldorf...
>>563200837When's the next main story? I want my supreme racist Spe.
>>563200837yeah if you play without skip it's a full VN
>>563200805That's why you run a themed team and just enter the best you got. If you steal cheeky wins from some metaslaves great, otherwise you get to have fun running who you want.
>>563199701https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/totopo/order/asc/that guy seems to have been around for a while
>>563200837That's why I still have 5 umas I haven't played yet. MANTBlazer doesn't help given they axed the trainee stories.
>>563200767post the "accidentally" screencap
>>563200767She's just a goofy klutz :)
post something cute
>>563201402Cute dirters
>>563194885>Just look at all the female role models today and you'll understand it allbingo
>>563200805>He thought we were joking when we told him to specialize or that he would have to metafag
>>563201402
Was there any romantic moments santono’s career? Besides meeting her dad which is like a dating thing in Japan it just came off as a lesbian love story with kita. I’ll watch the stories but this career wasn’t very romantic.
>use a cupcake>mood down the next turn
>>563201059>themed teamMy CM13 theme is 'horses that could not race the derby.' I'm bringing Maruzensky, Christmas Oguri, and Grass Wonder
>>563199267Slightly over a billion which I think SHOULD have been the goal
>>563201059i run princess kawakami and dober since i like them alot. for the tokyo 2400m CM afterward, i plan to run Ardan tooit's still the same hopeless situation against the meta, but yeah i will try to have fun building umas i like first
retards
>>563200837The best are the ones where you go in expecting a meme career, pic rel and Jordan's were actually great. Ines is dropping soon but so are Maru Spd + Palmer so I'll have to skip her. Definitely getting any of her alts later tho.
>>563200767>messes with annoying cunts like Shakur and Ayabe who are always antagonistic, and act like they are the hottest shit around>hates Opers O. rightfully so for being Opera O.Holy fuck I love Doto
game oguri is a bit different from anime oguri huhgame oguri has a desire she doesn't understand (banging her trainer) but the anime oguri is platonic with kitahara I mean fair, it's an anime adult man x jk isn't really a good look
>>563201402something cute
>>563201895Me too, I expected Bright's to be kinda comedic with her being a slowpoke, but no it turns out its somewhat about Mejiro's fading out of relevance
>>563200174yeah the thread is completely quiet right now since he's busy looking for literal shit posts and a new club
this or nhk mile cup?have 60% and speed weight btw
>>563202093it's funny how strong confirmation bias is. the new boogeyman has grown in scope massively when it didn't exist until yesterday.
>>563202035Based, each Mejiro will carry my child except Ryan. There is just something wrong with that girl.
>>563201516>urk- *chokes on gôylent* muh mariodidn't know tendies lurked this place
>>563202142I'd skip NHK for that
>>563200000CHECKED
>>563201895First rate daughter >>563202035I loved brights career it’s romantic and endearing how bright grows and grows wanting to add to the mejiro honor in her own way.
>>563201905He doesn't hate Opera, tho, he hates his jockey
>>563202269/v/ma is here, why wouldn't there be tendies anon
>>563202029>those details and texturesDamn AI is pretty much unstoppable now huh
>testing runs in room matches>4x doms atleast>3x xoguriI don't like oguri cup anymore. This CM is absolute cancer
>2* stamGood enough for own use I guess
>>563201905>Forced opera O hate that's also incorrect lol how embarrassing
>>563202534the CM after this one is basically the same, but there will be more vbourbon too. soulless shit
dancho just shared this selfie in the cord
>>563199567Noooo....
>>563202226no shit he was only outed yesterday. no one cares if he's really the same or not but it's easier to pin the blame to someone especially when both acts the same and had receipts
>>563201223mare milk
There is rarely enough Tannhoiser
>>563202753>no shit he was only outed yesterdayhe's only been in the thread for like a week, because that's when he joined rebricked and he wasn't in a /here/ club before that>no one cares if he's really the same or notyeah as long as you're aware you're making a boogeyman and not talking about reality we're on the same page
>>563202720God satono’s career was underwhelming maybe I’m just sleepy but it wasn’t very romantic
>>563202837>>563201223
>>563201895Jordan's career is pretty good. It surprised me how fun a career about a smooth brain can be.
>>563201834There is nothing wrong with being flame retardant.
>>563202720Finally a challenger to almondancho
>>563202917This is true
You can't beat an Uma Musume...
>>563202720I want to disappear in her sleeves, never to be seen again.
>>563202254I like Ryan, she is cute and Ryanlings are nice>>563202352It was very surprising how she is not slow and steady about getting (you), but I guess her claiming you as her trainer weeks after staring at a leaf did foreshadow itWill be running her in this months /v/ triple crownI still have other new careers to read, like Tama, Fuji and Machitan, MANT makes first careers kinda pointless but my biggest upset is that I can't fish for hot springs anymore
>>563203034>of the opposite sexdoes she think i'm gay and she can straighten me
>>563202942>he's only been in the thread for like a weekif you look for his ID in the archives he was here at least since July 17th last year
>>563202357Thats what Opera O would say. He's on the picture on the left.>>563202567>forcedNice try.Opera O HATE.
>>563202942>he's only been in the thread for like a week,>>563086504
>>563201136/v/trannies are something else
>>563202519I have a mighty need.
>xogurislop cmAlready made my own halfassed xoguri last week but I'm sitting this CM out spiritually. Losing finals on longslop even with 90% winrate really sucked everything outta me... I'm having more fun doing parent runs than ace runs for now
>>563202720which club? asking for a friend
>>563202357>Its Opera O! (the jockey)>and that dumb looking guy (the horse)
>>563203556Hey now! Doto liked that horse! He was a good friend!
>>563203265>>563086504do you not see the year gap, or do you think conveniently there was no trace for a year for no real reason. that looks like he was here for a short time when the game was super popular a year ago, and then gone for a year until last week.
>>563203535Mambo
>>563203434Totopo will not fuck you unless you become his new danchou, bro
Today, I'll masturbate to Curren aisloppa until the Falco card is released from embargo.
>get distance S>but first summer is ULTRA shitDo you drop the run, or pray for a miracle comeback?
>>563202720his umanko hair long asf
>>563203709Not them but I've only posted my ID here once so does that mean I've only been here for that year and I fucked off completely?
>>563203627>and he was a good friendwe need an uma version of that copypasta...........any ideas?
>>563203951>ill never hug n fuck my cute cf>ill never hug n fuck gentle wife>ill never hug n fuck them both at once
>>563204010yes anon you're a GHOST
>>563203937that Curren is BIGthe only thing I like oversized is umass
>>563203709I'm here and I have never posted my ID in the thread even if I'm a /uma/ club right now, so with that logic I was never here at all.although someone did randomly name me once, which was weird
>>563204038Maguin :DDD
>>563204010there's a pretty big difference between the kind of person that posts their code once ever and the kind of person that posts their code 3 times in about a day
>>563204089No... Don't say that...
>>563204010Only whores or flatlin*rs post their SSN multiple times in the thread. I take it that you're just in a forever comfy club
This finemo has 0% WR in room matches out of like 30 races. When will cygames save us from xoguri slop and release evolved skills already
>>563204010object permanence is something /uma/ really struggles with please understand
>>563204249rape
>>563204257
>>563204313It's not a very good finemo anon, don't know what to sayskill list needs to be bigger
>>563204313I mean you have no accel other than NSM
>>563204121:DDDDDD
>>563203709>only been here for this month >somehow already openly shitposting>somehow same file naming style and posting style as the schizo It isn't weird why everyone's treating him like a boogeyman already
>>563204313>When will cygames save us from xoguri slop and release evolved skills alreadySorry bro the sloptubers that own xoguri are asking for ultraskip and spark reroll.
>>563204596stop being horny
>>563204313most sweats in room matches evolved to oguri-targeted counterstrats, which translates to pace-targeted counterstratsby running a non-oguri pace, you're fighting both oguris and the meta comp at once
>>563204706what is "the schizo" you are referring to, NTR anon?
>>563204589>5 gold skills and 6 white mid race velocity skills is not enough>>563204596what other accel options do pace chasers have other than NSM? Dober ult? If you are hitting dober ult as pace chaser you have lost
Wow, you guys must really like him. if he's on your mind this much
Races start in 7 hoursGraded races sstart in 12 horus
>>563204719To be fair spark reroll would be pretty sweet...
>>563204907I don't think of (You) at all
>>563204907Anyone that pisses off the spammers is ok in my book.
>Do a Rudolf career yesterday>5 clocks Jr year lose a ton of races>Do a Rudolf career today with the same loadout>19/19 wins 0 clocks going into senior yearI hate the wild inconsistency of this game. It is impossible to iterate on your mistakes beacuse the game just decides you get a mega low roll out of nowhere.
>>563204907I really like Marche and she’s on my cock this much too
>>563204907*kisses you passionately*
>>563204907Lorraine is always on mine. She's very cute.
>ran through all 5 clocks with 600/450/620/210/620 and STILL lost KikuaGrass, what the fuck are you doing? You haven't lost Kikuka with marginally WORSE stats?What the hell are you doing
>>563204313you need to put lets pump and moving past & beyond on her for her to have a chance at beating the xogs
>>563204907Who is this "him" you speak of?
how would you punish mirako for refusing pool training
>>563205181Replace her with her slim version.
Good morning dacchis, I just woke upSome little bird told me this Totopo schizo from the last thread has been trying to impersonate me and giving gaslight malicious adviceWhat a sad and boring life you must have to be doing this TotopoAnyways it is Friday so I'm off to do my daily chores before I get to play the game, I gotta buy some beers for tonight!
>>563204907It's just like 2~3 anons and one anon defending him for some reason desu
>>563204881>what other accel options do pace chasers haveHead-On
>>563205238But that one is always near imminent death.
>>563205262yeah totally you just woke up lmao
>>563204881bwo golden head that daiwa gives you is just two days away
>>563205089Lol happened to me at the same time as you >preview gives me a DOUBLE CIRCLE on stamina>lose>tazuna says not enough stamina?????
>>563205140Xoguri has 0.3 accel with speed carry over at perfect timing. If you are in position to proc pump or dober, while running the same style as her, you are not winning the race. The dober ult on pacer chasers is a gaslight, no amount of accel is going to let a pace chaser win from 6th.
>>563205081>>563205071>>563205059Discussing freaks
>>563205310But she would swim if she was asked to.
>>563205262Suuure...
>>563205401mwah
>>563205378>>tazuna says not enough stamina>?????you just knowalso the clock prompt lets you see the replay
>>563205181rape
>>563204805I'm not hornyyou're horny
>>563205262>impersonate meHow do you impersonate someone on an anonymous imageboard if they don't use the name field? Do you mean to say that you think anyone using images of a character you have chosen to be your avatar upsets you? Despite having an avatar being against the rules of the website?
>>563205616VERY TRUE! You caught me, I admit it!
umaJP is quiet now btw
>>563205616piss kiss
>>563205616Finemo isn't that big...
running the tiara wouldn't make you risk clocks
>>563204313Ok she finally got a win, but I had to swap out my v bourbon and put in a dominator hybrid eishin flash.
>>563205619you're replying to the schizo right now, anything he says wouldn't make sense to a sane person
>Avatar schizo trannies getting uppity againlmao
>>563205619>he doesn't know that there are people here who will actually copy your posting style down to the file names to piggy back off of your identity
>>563205781Don't jinx it.
>>563203119isn't /v/ dead?
i dont wanna race anymorei wanna go back to clicking rainbow trainings
>>563205887Makes sense>>563205892There are no "identities", you are a schizo for thinking anyone cares who you are just because your spam doesn't have variety
>>563205910Bro, this is only the second CM...
>>563205834Fact checked: True
>>563205834>gets 6th place in NHK for literally no reason whatsoever
>>563205891yeah bwo he totally isn't an avatarfag!
>>563205262I can tell you're not the NTR anon just from the way you type, and also that is not the image he posts when waking up, you're a retard
>>563205910five more CMs and you can do just that
no one can impersonate metwo will strugglethree might sufficeand four probably won't be paid enough
So the schedule is...MediumMediumMile MediumSprint (New scenario)Dirt?
>>563205952It's not your birthday anymore, so it's cancelled.
>>563206162
schizophrenia
Sup, when we gonna get rewards?
>>563206459Never ever, EOS soon
>>5632064595
>>563206513Well yeah, what did you think I wanted as a reward?
Good night friends!!!
>>563206367Yes, you can re-use your XOguri + double dom team for 3 CMs
>>563206385i only post low res screencaps of shitty umas
>>563206393
>>563206432
>>563206393Gentildonna's hands look so big here
>>563206385Fine would say that.
>>563206545gn gn
>>563206367Yes. First CM in the new scenario is Dirt Medium (rickeyxogurislop) to be more specific
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxUF9WQQZFI still the best uma anime openingbeats HASHIRE too
If only Falco would give me the SSR tix already then maybe I could start playing, and brick my account.
>>563206367Is the next longslop really that far away? Like a half year from now?
Havent posted here for few weeks, check my deckt.newfag ogurifan
>>563206720There isn't even any support cards to roll for at the moment She's just gonna give you golshi stam or tama stam
>>563206839>No fine motionLmao youre fucking bricked
>>563205891>t. top avatar schizo tranny in the thread
>>563206839You're boned for MANT, if that really are all your high lvl cards
>>563206767Kill black artists
>>563206839good dicknow you should save up another 60k carats to not die when new scenario comes
>>563206854
>>563206839You're bricked and forever doomed to open league
Should I put Unrestrained on my fronts for CM12? Will this make it harder for them to get raped by Xoggers?
>>563206839Your deck is small.
>>563206854>>563207053I will not spend 30k on this onahole
>>563206928I'm gambling that she'll give me yeppers wit if not I'll be manually bricking my account using the free choice tix
>>563206367>>563206683>medium dirt with Copano + XOguri + dom debufferholy shit, this CM is nothingI formally apologize to all Aries enjoyers, it really can get worse
>>563206767Yes, and it barely qualifies as longslop (Arima Kinen)
>>563190125Seeing this kind of stupid shit posted in the Uma thread is what convinces me without a doubt that mambo does not have a discord. But honestly maybe you should fucking get one.
hag hag wrinkly skin saggy boobs hag hag sex sex sex
>>563206854you think she does enjo kosai
>>563207127Your fronts can really only consistently compete with Xoguri through non-stamina debuffs. If a front does everything they can and Xoguri does everything they can, Xoguri will win very often because of her unique timing.
>>563190341Is it possible to mog fronts so hard early that you get lucky pace anyway?
>>563206767>that imagewhat the fuck is WRONG with the artist?
>>563202357I still find it hilarious how on site it is for Doto
>>563207425Not that spammer, but a pace can't promote if there are existing fronts, they will pace down instead.
cleansing this thread with cute makween
next thread will be creamy
>>563207508He's brown
The next thread should be orange
>>563207512>>563206767I definitely prefer jap taste to ****** taste
>start career with Ryan>umamusume.exe crashes
>>563207542I like to believe that if you push fronts hard early it burns them out trying to stay ahead. I don't know if this is true or not but I like to believe it.
>>563207750if this hist 7 i'll consider
>>563207693stop being horny
>>563207796Tomboys shouldn't have a career
>>563207750I'll bake an orange thread once we hit page 8 or 365 images, then
>>563207608Can Aoi fight against an umamusume? I know she's a black belt in Karate
>>563207834How about this 7 instead?
>>563207808fronts burn more stamina than paces if they're doing the whole fighting for 1st wankery but they won't gas out unless they're severely understammed or if the yfucking get rushed during it and they lose me the aquarius finals
Next thread will be kinder.
good morning bwos (9pm)
>>563205905/v/ma isn't dead, but we are laying low. for the most part we all found each other.
>>563208021THE GOAT
7 AND ALL 7POSTERS KILL THEMSELVES PAINFULLY AND LIVESTREAM ITSTOP FUCKING 7POSTING IT'S NOT FUNNY
>>563208030that's kinda gay
>>563207879Aoi can keep up with umas on foot.
When did Brian become a stand user
start being horny
>>563192490>spic hands drew thisRemember when Muslimpanese going full SHUT IT DOWN over some Mexican Umashiko artist?
7 and teio hatefucks me
>>563208069
>>563207693>>563207842I think the FineMo posters and the Chiyo posters should mate
>>563207608harem reverse ntr please
>>563207608We need more female trainers vs umas comics
>>563208030Bwos sounds like Orga of Tekkadan
>>563208069Try to chill out a bit okay?
>>563208072A little, but it's important to stick together
>>5632080697 and you LIVE painfully
>>563208069Shiraoki-sama, kill this poster
>>563208258>>>/m/
>>5632080697 and I do this
>>563207273Imagine telling people a year ago to urgently for for super creek when the card will have been borrow-tier for the first TWO YEARS of the game's lifecycle
>>563204115Inpainting AIslop into RL backgrounds always has that effect, anyway, I was able to finish before I started generating pregnant stuff with https://litter.catbox.moe/77odw5.jpgStill 2 bongs and until Falco rewards though...
>>563207808This mechanic exists but the issue is that you will still pace down and so the front won't push themselves for long and you'll fuck yourself as you fall behind all the other paces that don't pace down.
>>563208441you mean u/m/a
Orange bush
>>563208481small penis
>>563208531Red bush
why was 10 scared?cos 7 8 9
>>563208475>aislop
>>563208441u/m/a is Gundam territory
>>563208531Sex Nature
>>563204115>he only thing I like oversized is umassBased
>>563208595>>563208515Fuck off
>>563208580it's "why was 6 afraid of 7" unc
>>563208475>Imagine telling people a year ago to urgently for for super creekthings that never happened
7 and torena gets baby making 3p with fuku and shiraoki
>>563208718>swimsuitHOLY SEEEEEEEEX
Nothing makes me angry more than losing a G1 multiple times while being WAY over the statline and having the uma's core skillsWhat the fuck do you even mean?
>>563208723Nyo
>>563208664No browns
7 and we all have to be nice to each other this weekend!
I love counting numbers too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWqHmY-g9U
>>563208723
>>563208753Yeah man no one has told anons that super creek was ultra high roll priorityThat absolutely has never happened
>>563208664Kris would milk her trainer and every time he begs for mercy, she’d say something like "sorry, I don't speak japanese"
7 and I go to sleep.
pilebunker my beloved
>>563208994>>563208994>>563208994
bread doko
>retards made two threads again
>>563208981i know what you are
>>563208938>interracial sexNo
>>563208997>>563208997>>563208997
>>563208749six seven?
>>563209072The other one's a sloppa anyways
orange bread was baked second, jannies will probably delete itRIP
>>563209083the spark of warthe fires that threaten to burn down rubicon
>>563208531Going to do a guts maxxxing career first thing when I roll her
>>563194736Why not an onahole in your dake, huh, huh??
