Previous: >>563141182>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
HELIOS HATE
Digitan LOVE
trannyjanny sleepingMake another thread on /v/
innocent looking umas that are secretly lewd sluts
>>563159412wei
>>563159028You need something to take over others mainly fronts and other Oguris late race. This is why all Xoguris borrow or have Yepper's card for no stopping me and have nimble navigator as minimum.What you did here is that you put everything for a groundwork proc, which is not that important, as you can't bet on that every single room will no have a front. In fact I doubt even if everything goes well for you, you won't be able to hold your advantage, as a competitive late can actually overtake you. Pump and moving past is online this course, unlike the previous CM, which means lates are viable.
doto would do this
>>563159491There's a thread on /v/ right now tho
Good morning /uma/
>>563159454You need to get lucky from Akikawa's hints for head-on
When are we getting the 200 free clocks
>>563159412IMPRWEIGNATION
I ran mindless Curren chan all week. Easiest career to do dailies.
>>563159763I think after the reset, little oguri bro.
>>563159763check your inbox now ;)
>Head-on>OYL
>>563159872Head-On has saved my Oguri Fat when she whiffs recoveries
>>563159839thanks I need the clocks>>563159861there's nothing
>>563159548>>563159561>>563159691yeah then I just got unlucky, didn't get itthis was only my 1st completed run (1 abandoned run) so maybe I can do betteranyway I went 0-5 and then 5-0 so I'm not sure if I'm gonna bother making a better one, we'll see>>563159608thanks, will think about it
Compfags are unbearable peopleThey bitch about their ace runs and make fun of other people's umas
I'm on card 6 of this shit event and I had to go over 25 rolls each time
>>563160009just make a another one even without S it should be stronger if you have the proper skills
>>563160059I've had a bunch of umas that metafags called trash win me platjust be lucky
>>563160009You should, you don't want to get to finals be caught with your pants down and an Oguri that couldn't win because no nimble/head-on. She's a free ticket to victory so please try a bit hard with her.
>>563160009Honestly XOguri is strong even without one. It's just an extra measure the moment you whiff your unique
Give a name to a horse and I will send it to race in Europe and US
>>5631596373 of them, even
>>563160203Steve
people tend to forget that nsm is a movement spell
>>563160059/uma/ mocked me for putting pump on my pacer then she won me plat thanks to pump, just be confident with your own knowledge about the game
>>563160203Bockwurst for a colt to EuropeApfelmus for a filly to Europe
>>563160279yes
I FUCKING HATE NSM I FUCKING HATE NSM I FUCKING HATE NSM
>>563160404no what i mean is on kukikeksho it will give you a speed up
>>563160279>spellwtf umas use magic??
rape city
rape wonder
Kitasex Horny
>>563159659which event that image from?
>Task started>Event handler called
> Additional data needs to be downloaeded> OK> Connection errorAh shit
rape shower
no sex
im gonna poooomp
is the most recent sweepy update stable?
>>563160671she has a window paizuri for a reason
rape rape rapeif you guys love rape so much why don't you go get raped
>>563160886get back to work
what did he mean by this
>>563160671yeah me
>>563160831When is it ever?
Gently kissing umamusume on the cheek
raping the anon with the soft hands
>>563160886Your problem is that Chiyo is a cute uma. People hate the NTR and Stego anons because those umas are ugly as fuck.You will never be a successful schizo if you post Chiyo.
I thought I was the only kitafanTurns out there's a bunch of kitasexers
Why are anons so horny all of sudden.
Anyone else notice the Dotoposters have gone radio silent ever since the schizo got exposed?
reminder that soft hands anon weighs 49kg
>>563161223I think topro is cute...
i still don't have an SS uma (that isn't just gutslop with bricked wit)
Kill all Rebricucks#WeAreTotopo
>>563161347I'm busy doing parent runs and other things you failed homosexual man.
raping all of the dotoposters...
so dacchis were the shitposters?
>>563161359Having bad taste isn't the end of the world at least
bwos, I have not had any luck in makinh mile spark parents for my med/long umas....should i just settle for their natural C mile and tank the losses?
>>563161464It's always Mambo's fault
>>563161528My bourbon with all mile, med and long G1s has double circle affinity with my maru despite the grandparent maru in her. I'd say mile is important
>>563161223dont shay that...
Sucking umamusume toes
>>563161528maybe try B mile and skip the g3/g2 mile so you have the stats for the g1 mile
>it's a "parent you were borrowing isn't available anymore" episode
>>563161330The Bakushin yuri / fujoshit was unacceptable.Everyone hates Sirius Symboli, everyone just want their eyes cleaned out with porn
But they are so cute together
>>563161779what the hell are you talking about
nobody reads uma storynot even you
>>563161330we like horny
>>563161640should i avoid mant in making them then? because I've tried running purely mile races to get that to spark, but all my pink sparks have either been turf or late/pacealso, i meant>mile spark grandparents
>>563161347I stopped posting Doto ever since the schizo latched onto her
>>563161330don't make me post it
>wake up 6 AM >Chiyonigger and NTRniggers been posting Like clockwork. Resident SEA hours.
>>563160454magic isn't real torena-san
>>563161949go on. post it.
>>563161347I was busy doing careers to get Doto for next cm but the mile aptitude cripples the parent pool, also I have to transform her into late surger.
Here is your mare.
DamnitI stopped posting tanukis for the same reason
>>563161754yeah a clubmate complained on club chat that i swapped my meh 8 pow dober for 9 stam tachy, even though the new legacy kicks fucking ass (gives my oguri ignited pwr at 50/50 from either two unity parents)
>>563162019why she calls you "honey" during valentine?
>>563161908>I've tried running purely mile races to get that to spark, but all my pink sparks have either been turf or late/paceBwo what? All sparks are random based on the pool of A style and distances available.
>>563162019does she fuck you?
>>563162019she's just a woman...
why share parents with people when all you get is 100 capped club points
>>563162046*grandparents
>>563161894>Kitasan Black releases in the MANT era>Has a bunch of different fuckin secret events with fat stats and skills that you never see if you do MANTimagine my surprise when i get around to doing her story for the first time in URA after grinding an ace out of her in MANT for the last CMi owe it to her for winning
>>563162109Yeah sure and that 100 CP a day is 3000 in a month.
>>563162109Its a collective effort to make the game better and easier for everyone.
>>563162109Brownoids will never understand that the backbone of civilization is glorious cooperation.
>>563162078it's a gaslight i've been telling myself to do so that i'm in the mindset of "this is a grandparent run"
>>563162019Looks mid. The only ohimba I need is Red Desire.
any way to download bili video?I wanna watch Falco event promo but it's apparently private on Pakatube
>>563162019I like her retard muffs
>>563162140she's probably half the reason the maru speed card exists
>>563162207its more like exploitation
>>563162216That's a big mug...
How do people deal with umas that have dogshit mile/long aptitudes in general? Is it worth sacrificing some chance of Medium S just to win races consistently?
>>563162289>>563162289>>563162289>>563162289
>>563162140Why does she get moxie post Spring Tenno Sho, its stupid
>>563162305winning races is THE mechanic that you have to build for in mant, because the coins you get means you get to buy more stuff from the shop, and proc more skill hints and additional shop items
>>563161350PROOF?
>>563162305Not being able to run Mile is a death sentence. Yes, Long is worth it because it gives you nearly 60 in total stats but not a death sentence. You take the fact that you get less CM distance aptitude in the ass and pray for the good inheritance.
>>563162019>>563162216Too many good mares to save for at this point
>>563160351It's good to know you are still here German anon, I picked the best colt and filly from those that are going to Europe. I am especially hopeful for the colt as he shows signs of doing well in classic distance races. I believe he has a chance to achieve the British Triple Crown. He was born in 1980 (same generation as Mr. CBT) so if he succeeds, it would be 13 years since Nijinsky (who is his grand sire as his sire is Maruzensky) achieved that feat.The filly is going to France with the aim to try filly classics and then L'Arc. What's surprising is that her sire is another anons horse, Good Movement (sire Tesco Boy), who did not win any graded races in his career but was kept as a stud due to his pedigree
>>563162432not as stupid as bakushin getting hot topic after mile championship
>>563162432and spring runnerboth would have been super fucking helpful for the cm she was released with
>>563162462
>>563162482>boquetbwo... she isn't event scoutable yet...
>>563162213Hopefully that grandparent only has long B utmost so the pool can be somewhat reduced, still that's turf, mile, medium, and the styles.Please don't burnout
How did you guys get infected by the mare virus already?
>>563162580another marked trainer
>>563162694Ohimba...SEXO!!!!!!!!!
>first the umayuru short>now thisSTOP TEASING ME CYGAYMES WHERE'S MY UMA MUSUME STREET RACING GAME
>>563162689not burning out anytome soon. my wife is releasing around january next year, and i need the carats for her. plus, all this is kinda like training to understand the game better before scouting her. t. played suboptimally for ura and unity
>>563162490Oh yeah, I'm around. I do like to follow the game exploits. I hope they do well
>>563162689As long as you play in moderation and not get too worked up over bad runs, burnout is not a problem.
>>563162694because my microdick can hit all the nerve endings of a mare's pussy apparently
>>563162618I know...but I'll keep waiting for her even if it takes 6 years>>563162694Nobody is safe from mares...
>>563162694Some mares are just a bit hot but...I'M STILL A STALLION FUCKER, don't get the wrong idea
>>563162694I keep tap on both versions!
>>563162719By your bro nonetheless!
what is she expecting? mahjong?
>>563163193Probably a massage or drying her hair?
any pics of umas with their hair up so the spot is visible where human ears would be?
>>563163193She got uma racing autism. I see her only as a good friend in racing
>>563163281oh, that makes sense. i'm guessing there aren't facilities for that in an onsen? that you have to do it yourself?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>563163193How would she respond if you just outright said>maybe I just don't find you attractive
>>563163432I think she would cry maybe
>>563163406yeah? name every stego
jiggie bwos... where are you
What is Kitasan Black's appeal outside of her cleavage, her armpits and her thighs?
>>563163193the boring part is cause you bring a condom and she wanted to go full raw
>>563163193
Also it's cute how the entire Stego clan, even frigid Orfevre, dotes on Lala, I hope the same ends up extending to Maru-chan.
which uma would play burnout revenge for the ps2
>>563163193She wants to play table tennis with you, that's an onsen classic.
I am depressed because there is not a single heterosexual uma. They are all even more crazy about pussy than their irl stallion counterparts.
>>563163519Inu Musume
>>563163519Black and Red color scheme with hints of gold.Very powerful colors, Genki personality on top of that and she's very easy.
>No way, fag.
>>563163193You're supposed to drink hot milk anon
>>563163193no you retard loser she wants to fuck
>>563163193care to extrapolate
>>563163558Orfevre is Lala's RL dad. Obviously she would dote on her. Uncle Journey also does.
>>563163696desu. boys are for tight cunnies like flower
Mare sex mare sex mare seeeeex
>>563162815Apfeltasche is still racing tooher stats are 21 races, 6 wins; 3 G1 wins, 1 G2 win, 1 G3 win; placement stat 6 - 4 - 0 - 11Her best year was her 3YO season, won 3 times and got 4th place two times; two of her wins were G1s - British Oaks and British St Leger which means she achieved the British Double Tiara
>>563163432Rape correction
>>563163193OOC btw
My CM15 ace is ready
>>563163771Yeah but Orfevre acts like an a asian parent.
>>563163193Virgins would never get the hint
>>563163889with redshift too?
>>563163889>From being an enemy of frontrunners everywhere to being a frontrunnercan she even bite anyone when in the front
>>563163704it does make sleeping a lot easier. and the onsen trip is supposed to be a time of relaxation for an uma and her trainer. naruhodo>>563163731she can swear anytime she wants. she's out of school grounds after all>>563163531i didn't know she was a wwe fan
>>563163796What's the difference between and mare and stallion umas?
>>563163965Would your trainee be okay if you told her you weren't a virgin?
>>563162781
>>563163923Worse. A helicopter Asian parent.
>>563164060The side where their ear accesory is
>>563164060Mares are more aggressive and rape more often
>>563163996that's CM13 bro>>563164004She just needs a strong front partner to juggle with
>>563163432she'll say>well, i don't think you're attractive either
>>563164004Well she has this trick you see, and it's quite tantalizing
>>563164060stallions are bottoms
>>563163318closest one i could find
>Fuku is on speed more consistently than dumbshit NTRHow is this possible
>>563164060I think the only started making the personality different around main story 2, but the mares started have been becoming more possessive and manic than stallions as of late.
>>563164076and that is their business.... how?
>>563163318beta trailer daiwa.jpg
>>563164076Why she needs to know that? They want to believe you are still a virgin, Royce and Royce learned it the hard way
>>563164076Why don't you try telling her?
>>563164076they can smell your fear
>>563164415Mares are like this yes
Great OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUkuTWpGplI
>>563164820milecute is not dangerous
>>563164820This is the trainee that picked (you) as a trainer because (your) napkin was folded in a square and (you) were eating a salad.Keep that in mind.
>>563164060it's the same difference between a male and female elf
Would an Uma choose left or right?
>>563165028>because (your) napkin was folded in a square and (you) were eating a salad.am I retarded, what is that supposed to mean
where are my rewards falco
>>563165028Really?
>>563165098right takes too long to eat, my umas will eat left
>>563164510>Royce and Royce learned it the hard waywhat?
>>563165131that's a mile
>>563165131milerules
>>563165192>>563165225uh huh yeah
>>563165098Both and still wouldnt be enough.
>>563165134you're supposed to prepare a prayer offering of you cumming to her image, anon
>>563165131>>563165162Mile is a near homophone of My Rule.So she has her own way of doing things, like her family dedicates 1 day of the year to completely to talking in English.
Is dober ult on pace XOguri real or a witgod gaslight?
>>563165405orfe...
>Get Charming and Practice Perfect during Junior Year
>>563165098Today I'll eat a bucket like that of KFC.
>>563165395It's real, good in case of front heavy lobby or if she got overtaken by another XOguri
>>563165405All mares love go down the slide
So what’s the goal with bright? to maximize her ult run her as an end and and stack acceleration and recovery skills?
>>563162694Stallions are still the best for me...
>>563165395I've yet to see it work but I put it on my Ogurin just in case I go against front chuds.
>>563165395If you are gonna bring 2 fronts, then you absolutely want it.If you are gonna bring 2 late/ends then its optional, but still good.
Ogurin is the cutest.
>>563165174She jokingly asks if you have any past romantic experience, during your hot springs trip, thinking you won't answer but you tell her you do and offer to share the stories if she wants. Then she gets kinda sad and says "actually never mind"
Could you carry your umawife
>Just learned about "genohara" (genome harassment = smelling your trainer for compatibility)Bros I think Tracen is not safe
>>563165791depends on how dense an uma's muscles are
>>563165791Of course, why not?
>>563165781oof, kurosawa moment
>>563165847there he is tazuna he knows too much
>>563165847They may or may not piss on or spray you with their pheromons to mark you.
>>563165949CUNNY?!
>>563165791yep
>>563165791>>563165853Some jap calculated that Spe would have to be 80kg+ because of the muscle density
>>563165470She's pregnant
>>563166052what about umas that are not FAT FUCKS
>>563165847>that's an actual pixiv tagoh shit
>>563165791they are 500kg on average
I feel like I've had to use clock so much and yet I'm up like 100~ since MANT started.
Has anyone ever had both mood down events each happen literally four times? I haven't. I've never had fucking EIGHT mood down turns in a single fucking runI didn't think it was fucking possible
mambros....
>>563166496Some seeds are just fucked
>>563166578You know too much, die.
>>563166496I had it multiple times, and usually what happens is that I get a mood up while already GREAT then then instant mood down.
>>563166578Haru Urara where?
Given the frequency of relationships between trainers and their trainees, how much of a factor do you think genealogy is for deciding who to hire at Tracen? I wonder how many trainers are the sons of G1 winners.
>>563166052Spefat
>>563166496I've had 5 mood downs inside of a year before. They just kept coming. With a little etsuko luck you're fine, but holy crap it was annoying
>>563166684Sons born from Umas make the best trainers, but they dont want you to know this.
>>563166578NO PROOF
>wit bourbon hint>Gained 1 hint level for Snowy Days
>>563165098...
Upon further research, you do need red shift for both future medium CMs
>>563167065Huh, the final corner wasn't THAT far during CM4. Also they added downhills, nice.
>>563167006
yeppers clutch
>>563166038that's a literal juvenile filly
>>563167065>researchBro? It's literally the same track as first Taurus. Of course Redshift works again. Research lmao
>>563167210>Huh, the final corner wasn't THAT far during CM4. That's how I remembered it too, guess that's what the track update did
>>563167135
>>563167396>TaurusYou need to do some research
Lilac a cute
>>563167396Taurus was on Tokyo you idiot. CM4's old Hanshin was different from new Hanshin. Research, lmao.
>>563167006I assume the carrot pasta is actually a faux-pasta made with carrots instead of noodles, so that meal is actually pretty healthy. The only problem is the hamburg steaks, it would be better if they were a leaner cut of meat, but still better than fried chicken at least.
Trainer, don't pass me any calls today. I'm doing research.
>>563167396I'm really convinced nobody itt plays the game anymore aside from me and two other anons.
>>563165098have you seen how they runthey are gonna go for left and then triple it to get the energy
>>563167635time to get a new trainee
>>563165098theres no way youre eating all of that greenslop. left.
I dont even give a shit and will run the same umas on all 3 medium CMs. I jsut want TS Climax to be over with
>>563167635Impregnate
>>563167686I play by feel, I make umas I think are good, then test them, and see exactly what skills are good and what skills are not working, then remake umas, and get to A finals.
>>563167824Cheval and evil Cheval
What late surger should I run
>>563166578Perish
>>563168001Get Mambo to 3 stars and run her.
>>563168001Bright
>>563168051My statues…
>>563168001Paizuri Pasa
>>563167686I play by only building my wife while doing no research for the CM besides which greens workother aces? auto-select
>>563168001Both Matikanes, get Mambo to 3*
>>563168152I dumped everything on Mambo 3 star and I have a lot left, what the fuck are you even using them for?
>>563168152You don't have a thousand or so to spare?
>>563167836>>563167735>he fell for the propaganda
im saving statues for gran alegria
https://x.com/V_UMA_LOVE/status/2042534154374705616?s=20>contemporary to Orfevre>world-class sprinterLord Kanaloa confirmed
Dia a cute
>>563168316Three staring umas for their cool clothes..
More like Lord Canneloni
i finalled got med S on maya but it was a low roll...i think i will move on to digitan now...
>>563168559Unless you were actively using those Umas that was a waste.
>>563168428isn't he one of the kaneko's boys?
>>563168559???I just buy everything in the daily shop / legend races events should be enough
>>563168513I like when umas can't control their ears or tails
yeppers bwos....
>>563159763>he believed the troll
>>563168903why is she so low? that's so sad...
>>563168903Im glad my uma wife is unpopular, less chances of getting cucked from anons here.
>>563168723nyoHe is Lord Horse club owned
Tempted to push her to 4*.
#WeAreTotopo
>>563168903I never want to hear bubble gum fellow slander ever again
>>563169210Do it
who is totopo and how did we find out he was the shitposter
>>563169210surely cygames won't fuck with you and the next uma won't be an important one right?
narita totopo road
>>563169230only way to find out is to impregnate her
There's this thing made by an anon
>>563168903NTR > Loves Only YouVanillafags BTFO
>>563169397Fine.>>563169449I am fucking PRAYING it's Red Desire because I don't care for her. If it's Maruchan I'm putting myself on suicide watch.
>>563168903Fuku is a lot higher then I expected
>>563168903All this means is that Yeppers is actually the most 4chan global uma!
>>563169436The NTR avatarfag got baited into posting their homescreen on the /umaJP/ thread and it spiraled from there. Toprotopo.
>>563168903only /uma/ likes yeppers
Almost here
>>563169687please just shut the fuck up for an hour
>>563170050All in on Presepio
>>563170050/nikg/brosOur half anni banners will own these umas
>>563168903nyo...
>>563169659bwo why would I fucking read any of that?
>>563170309Or what?
>>563169659why should I care about this? ouka sho is literally in 2 days
How does a horse like this translate to Curren
Kitasan's pits are... very distracting
>>563168903>the first 51 umas are all reddit umasWoah...
>>563170790SPECAT HATE
Rebricked (A+) has one spot available if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >25mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 25m)>that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile (club ID is 835612678)
Frontbros, what route are you going when training for CM12? Triple Crown or Tiara?I just bricked my run because I got unlucky rival for Spring Tenno Sho, my Kita had ~650 stam and ~300 guts, and rival was Rudolf with similar stats + gold recovery. Burned all 5 clocks.
>>563170050rooting for I Need You, purely because of the name>front runneroh... nvm
falco you whore where is my ticket??
meh
>>563170050>I Need You>Jockey - Kawada (mareman)Who wrote this shit?
post more falco lewds till she gives out the prizes
>>5631709917 confirms that Kawada is a marefucker
>>563168903HOW IS AIR SHAKUR SO HIGH
>>563170872Danchou ganbatte
>>563170872You forgot the rule about not upsetting JP crybabies by actually playing the game
I can't wait for her.
>>563168903Stay Gold being that high when no one knows a damn thing about her on the global side proves this shit is garbage
>>563169659>i hate this nigger tho i will censor his name just in case yall dox him :))))?????????
>>563163773Well, seiun was thinking about nishino the entire time so between her and Fuji is just platonic. Also, this is a retarded ship like Frodo and Gandalf shipping bullshit and I’m just glad the next shipping are cannon to its irl not some bullshit shipping that they have in mind between Fuji and seiun
lilac's whole thing is too japanese to make sense in localization this is going to be ass
>>563171451like mother, like daughter
How is it still not the 12th. I need my dopamine.
>>563171667They're just gonna replace Trainer's clownery with English puns it'll be fine
>>563171281>he fell for the GlobalSEAlatinx propaganda about Air Shakur being unpopular just because they got filtered by her designBwo...
>>563171475it's okay bwowe have his ID nowyou can literally monitor his life after bricked with dox chan
>>563171667implying they won't fuse us with jp server by that time
>>563171475The initial post says he's just bringing attention to danchou. I doubt the guy wanted him kicked but he showed no sign of stopping even after their danchou called him out
>>563171667It’s Abbott and Costello humor, I’m sure it’ll work out in English.
MAYA WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWHY ARE YOU GOING FOR THE MILE SPARKS ON THE GPTWICE EVENMAYA THERE ARE MED SPARKS ON THE PARENTSMAYA WHY
>>563170872Ew it's the totopo club
Thoughts?
>>563172095Sorry but medium sparks only activate during parent or farm run
>>563172081Nigga no one but you and I know who Abbott and Costello are.
I assume right is better? The gaslight calculator says it is by 0.2 lengths, but I'm not sure how much that 200 wit difference matters in an actual race.
>>563164617Done, now what?
>>563168903Despite all the waifufags flooding the thread I am actually shock that Super creek, air groove and ramomu or even symboli rudolf didn’t make it to the top 10. Weird that Agnes digital managed to made it
>>563161978Very secy Fuji Kiseki
>>563172313>Trainer: "I'm not virgin btw">Uma: "guess I don't need to be gentle anymore"
>>563168903I wonder where will Rulership rank when she's out.
>>563172269Considering one debuff would kill left the left isn't even usable
rate my stable
>>563170831Based Spegod
>>563172208Which front runners to use for front/front/pace if I want to use xOguri as pace?
Opera O is so beautiful
>>563172628You're the best, Opera O!
>>563172553I dont get it why do you have Hijab Flash instead of OG Flash
>>563172393Surprised from the tourists result?
Good morning.Taiki Sex.
>>563172678Dotyo would say this
>>563172702I got her in one of the daily free pulls
daitaku helios sitting on my face
>>563172553You need to get Suzuka, Taiki and Maruzensky asap
>>563172553>No 5-starsDo you even like any of them?
>>563168903Can we have a /uma/ poll instead of literally whos>>563172784Congrats!
>>563163696>ligne droiteThis event is a lot of things but straight isn't one of them.
>>563172553Good but you’re missing valentine bourbon and ny tm opera o plus Kitasan black…
>>563168903nishino flower...
>>563172343
>>563170691>Curren Chan was the only horse that treated her jockey Ikezoe with respect. She has been called “wife material” and “my woman” by Ikezoe.>On August 21, 2025, Japanese comedian Nobuyuki Tsuchiya revealed an episode that happened a decade ago. He was very into horse racing at the time, and was a big fan of Curren Chan. He was sleep-talking one night, saying “Curren Chan, you are so good. You are so good, Curren Chan.” Then his wife heard this and thought he was cheating, and Curren is the name of the third wheel, so she started to choke him.>Curren Chan holds the highest status in the mare herds, so male horses treat it as a great glory to be able to mate with her. One most potentant example is Lord Kanaloa.>Because of her cuteness, she has a lot of fans from both human and horse demographics, so it’s why she has a high amount of followers as a horse girl. She currently has three million followers on Umastagram.
Yeppers and Fujin are not playable yet so it's okayBright however...
I used to want to pull V.Bourbon before I learned she's a metafag uma
>>563168903The 47 people who voted for the ugly hag deserve to be beaten to death for having such shit taste
>>563165405The slide of humiliation and aura loss.
>>563172937what is this
>>563172816yeah I need maru or bourbon I am doing daily legend races for suzuka >>563172817I am trying to level all of them >>563172819thanks >>563172880I thought i would get kitasan in the daily pulls but i didn't
>Finally able to connect>Check guild requests>Takes me a minute to look him up>FlatlinerMy time, stolen yet again
>>563172926>high amount of followers>three million followers on UmastagramHoly kek that's like a C list celebrity tier
>>563173118What's more concerning is your lack of pot 5 umas
anyone else happily masturbating right now?
new cryer
>>563160831It's normally stable if there hasn't been a update in 5hrs and it's night time for seaniggers
There's something very satisfying about going back to URA with good cards and demolosihing itAnd also about clicking +90 wit trainings that you didn't have to slave for
left or rightleft also has angling + groundwork right also has view from the lead + radiant starright absolutely bodies left mid race but doesn't have med S, and the sim says left only wins by 0.3L
what was the popularity ranking of nishino flowers on the jp side?
https://discord.com/invite/3qzM46Znq
>>563173376yes
>>563172926nobody bounces like this
>>563173376
>>563169842Fuku above Mambo blows my mind a little
>>563173268I'll be happily masturbating when half TP is over
>>563173376>>563173465>>563173439aaiiiee my pic
I'm glad they fixed Suzuka's ult because it basically used to be an if you win win ahh skill
>>563160612
>>563173268I just koikatsued Suzuka
>>563173113GN Buster Sword of course
Fat mare saggers
>>563173590
THEY ADDED THE FUCKING HEADBANG
So since pump and mpb work for taurus 2 and with the track being longer (meaning lates and ends have longer to catch up) will gamblers be back??
>>563168903I'm surprised Hishiama is that high since nobody be talks about her on here or twitter
>>563173118Welp there is always a next time or a selector but if you’re pulling for a good parent for pace chasers, nishino flower is extremely good but don’t brick yourself account though if you don’t have 30k(pity buy) minimum plus Mr cb support card is right around the corner so pick your poison
>>563167252What's wrong with carrots?They are pretty healthy
>>563173809>he stopped gamblingleave and never return
...what am i supposed to do with this
>>563170872Shit there is a time limit to changing clubs.Trainer ID 992 478 624 028Please have a spot tomorrow.
>>563173823Because she's meta poopoo but she is chocolate sexo.
Wooby...
>>563173903quite high in sugar methinksat least for a horse
>>563173946Head on to dirt with guts.
Just imagine how satisfyingly pungent umabraps would be
>>563174207can she put her huge sweaty ass on my face without farting?
Do we still like haru?
>>563173946>took dirt from B to A asked for it
>>563174297I don't know, I really don't like spring that much.
>>563174297The cutest uma and my hecking daughterino
>>563174354she was for my tt bwo...
How the first shop looks like when you have mile C
Torena smella...
>>563174297yes, urara is my retarded daughter that I sometimes have sex with
>>563163193What's her career like? Is she a bitter hag who softens up gradually and ends being for (you) or does she stay a bitch the whole career?
>>563168903>Teio that high>SiL and Orfevre in the Top 20>The fucking zoomer>Gold City above anyone elseThe fuck is this shit?!
>>563159491stop making /v/ threads you're making things worse for ust. /v/ma anon
>>563174297She is adorable an inspiring. You are an over-anti-socialised faggot if you don't like her because muh reddit.
>>563174423*cums on your tt*
>>563174428run the op race
>fall asleep while doing a career>picrelThe fuck was I doing
Sex with cute fillies
>>563174610>being a loser is inspiringGrim. Do you think those latinxs working in dead-end construction jobs are inspiring? Are you inspired by literal slave jeets in the middle east?Inspiring, lmao
>already wasted 2 clocks on niigata junior because I refuse to believe grass would loose with 300/250/350/120/240Fuck's sake
>>563174723not clicking wit enough
>>563174489She's retarded
juvenile fillieshimbasjuvenile fillies himbasjuvenile fillies himbas
>>563174930pasa is cuter if shes retarded
>>563174880>wasted clocks on a junior G3
>>563174876Different anon, but you’re a filthy nigger
>>563174880grass comes with slick surge, no?that's still not enough?
>>563174428What's wrong with this? What did you want, the mile aptitude juice?
Most urarafags are latinxlmao
>>563174876the status of being a loser is not what's inspiringit's the courage to press on despite unfavourable circumstances beyond your powerNow, do you think someone who makes the most out of their lives despite working dead-end construction jobs more inspiring or someone who does the same thing but is always 2 inches away from noosing themselves. You sound like the latter
>>563175090>latinxKill yourself
>>563174672op races are underrated
Forcing stallions and boyumas to run in girly races like the queen elizabeth or juvenile fillies
>>563173549If you want to win left is more realistic because right probably does well midrace but then loses final spurt because of the lack of medium S
Check out these juvenile fillies.
>>563173968Spot's all yours, invite sent! See you soon :D
>>563174224Cute! Tachyon Love!
>>563175269Ugly cowUgly brat
>>563175089I'd prefer the medium S scroll, actually.
>>563175192They're all queens
>>563174723nice ura uma
Reddit has claimed urara, golshi and wei
send her down the slide
>>563175372>hags>queensWrong
>>563175127>do you think someone who makes the most out of their lives despite working dead-end construction jobs more inspiring or someone who does the same thing but is always 2 inches away from noosing themselvesThat depends, are they both losers? If yes than both are equally shit, if the suicidal one is a winner then I'm on their side. Better than being inspired by a loser "who makes the most out of their lives"At the end of the day only results matter
anon is so cool and edgy and shit
>>563159412Am I a pedo for wanting to fuck this?
jungle (hairy) pocket (umanko)
Anon probably feels bad when he doesn't win plat
>>563175459can you ask reddit to claim this guy too >>563175670
>>563175640My dick is also average~
Post yuri
sexsex with hagshag sex
>>563175783
>>563175670Zoomers are like 20-30 nowthey're hags
Liking le hecking quirky pink loserino is peak reddit
>try out Xoguri double hybrid>it's just Oguri winning>try out Xoguri double fronts>it's just Oguri winningThe illusion of choice...
Anon would be completely defenseless against rape
>>563175269Those are definitely mares
>>563175924nuh uh I stink.
Chiyono O hate
wish we could do an /uma/ version of that twitter popularity poll but i just know some fag with 50 email accounts will ruin it by spamming votes for an uggo uma
i want to make dober a rape victim
For me its Tokai Teio
If taught about sex, would Ulala cluelessly ask you for it randomly
i want to make dober a rape, uh, rapist
>>563175670She's 16
heckin
the raped ^
Which Uma wins current popularity polls in JP nowadays?
>>563176171tokai tei o
>>563175997>but i just know some teiofag* with 50 email accounts will ruin it by spamming votes for Teio*FTFY
>>563175997>implying that didn't happen with the twitter pollWhy do you think uggos that nobody cares about like Festa, Taishin and Shakur ranked that high?
>>563176171OguriUnironically
>>563176171
is lucky lilac secretly osakan or something
oguri cap said she's gonna suck my dick today!
i want to make dober a rape witness
>>563176339no don't do it anon she'll vore you whole
>>563176339Your dick is gone forever bro
well?what is it anon?
>>563176307>Super Umamusume
>>563176234Festa and Taishin being high are understandable, the ones I wouldn't be surprised if they received vote manipulation are Fuku and Shakur (Fuku is cool but how on earth is she 20th)
>>563176228Fukufag*We love Teiobros now
>>563176317She got autism or assburgers.
>>563167396lmao retard
>>563176307Were the hip windows really necessary to this outfit?
I want to make dober a crepe
I want to have sex
>>563176498>Festa and Taishin being high are understandableNo
Good enough. Thank you precious Foid.
>>563176570Her tummy got too warm, please understand
>>563176570Yes.
>>563176484ayabe made me a sandwich
>>563176505
>>563176570Yes!
>>563176234Some people (women) like Boyumanko
>my top 5 oshi umas were all in the top 40 of the twitterfag poll (3 of them in the top 15)was i... a tourist all along?
What kind of recoveries you should run on SMaru on CM12 for her optimal unique activation? She's gonna be a part of tripe front setup.
>no killer tunesI am going to turn your pet into a fried chicken
>>563176570that's the best part
>>563176792777
>>563176473But Biwa eats dicks in 5 seconds
>>563176795killer tunes isn't even that good tbdesu
With Machan
>>563176720That's just a dotoposter falseflag
>>563177002Her name is Martin.
>>563177002Become MachanThen all sex you have will be with Machan
>>563176851Wouldn't it be super greedy? What about Cacao to secure mid-race? How reliable it is?
>>563167438i wanna mating press this festa
Oguri is not sexy
>>563177164
>is it a blank day?>no rainbows>is it a G1?>rainbow>whistles?>lol, lmao
>Start watching Cinderella Gray>First scene is Gold City jobbing Derby
Free to poor here how does this look for a late surger for the next meet
I want to make dober a corpse
>>563177495>MLB Bamboo Memory
>>563177495you have a better deck than me and I'm already dominating cm13 rooms, you should be good
>>563177620Three goddess wanted me to have it
which upcoming banners/support cards I SHOULDN'T pull?I don't want to pull anything that's sub-optimal even by mistake
>>563177475Sounds like her Ura career in a nutshell>mile uma>"let's run everything but miles including longs"
>>563177661>aislop >hagNeck yourself
>>563177703Where is your pull plan, anon
>>563177703Sweep Tousho
>stuck unable to connectgo on without me
>>563172926I bounce like this
>>563178078Sex with this Uma
>>563178246Remember her name
>>563177812I am planning to pull for cheerleader nice nature and summer goldship after that i think i will pull either maru or tachyon depending on how much carats i have leftI have 50k rn
when are we getting uma musume 4.... both genshin and hsr got an anime...
Strong Uma
The only sex I want is with the brightest sunshine
>>563178474Ugly boy, and the ring was an act.
does orfever just sit on a chair and look bitchy
>>563176570peak
>>563178334Use the carat calculator spreadsheet to make sure your plans are viable
ogurin really is the uma musume protag now....
>>563178562Cope. Bestest, strongest, beautifulest, cutest uma ever.
>>563178579She's yuribait
>>563178725and yet her newest alt is a jobber
We get Falco’s SSR in 25 minutes, right?
Nyooooo
i like mejiro mcqueen sexu wa
>>563178978>Seiun SkyGet fucked
>>563178579Yeah, pretty much.
Aston Machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>563179389
lmfao sweepy somehow managed to use my paged ram and used more than a text to vid ai model would use
>somehowhehe
>hehehoho
You just know
>4 hour thread>Sex this Sex that spam>JP uma spamMan imagine if we have unique ID counter. I feel like the global community is dead
>>563179657Sky is the bottom
it's been somewhat calm today
>>563179657Nishino double-teamed by Taiki and Tachy with Seiun watches from the seiun chair
>>563179757hey cutie
>>563179719I wish
>>563179719>>563179757Who was in the right here
>>563179658Reply to yourself when posting multiple page shit like this.
i'm so horny, i could fuck a—
>>563179757Its Helios' birthday
>>563172253Well fellow old man, let’s enjoy good comedy together then.
>>563179719>uwaaaaah no one is responding to my baitCheck this 7, though
>>563179819don't listen to that guy it's been calm still
>>563179908kek. 7 and fuku explodes
>>5631799807 and your balls explode
>>563179838
>>563179908why are you angry at me like a little bitch you are, maybe its time for /uma/jp to dissolve and come home
>>563179980Nuuu dont even try that...
>>563180009Teio doesn't even know what umapyoi is
>>563179835oh you're right it's the 10th already
>>563180009
Agnes Digital explodes.
>>563180204
>>563180204again?
>>563174297Yes
>>563180180
>>563179908Retard. Check this 7 though
>click Race>Pre-OP race I fucking knew this game would be woke slop
>>563180009Thanks, bro. Now I can read them.
Cant we just be nice to one another?
>>563180340
>>563180439>Open races are wokeI knew it, this is why I prefer Listed races
>>563180508being nice has to be in your nature, anonyou can't force it
predict your SSR race 2
>>563180334What's the point of never giving up if you never win?
>>563179908>>563179980>>563180005>>563180345>>563180508SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEN
>>563180529my girlfriend likes to hug me like this, i fucking hate it so much cause shes so heavy
No. I hate all of you. I hope you all have a terrible day today.
>>5631805087 and every anon becomes evil
>>563180592Say that again...
>>563180621air shakur....
>>563180676How would that be different from any other day.
>>563178579No, sometimes she sits on her trainer and looks bitchy.
>>563179908Shiraoki-sama abandoned you You are cursed
>>563180621FM... Please... Life is suffering without her
>>563180676Big Horse would say this.
>man this run's stats are so good>remember that almost all the SSRs haven't done their links yetBROTHER
>>563180779can i make her sit on my dick while she looks at me in disgust?
>>563180840every single time
>>563180621Spechud guts, for old times sake.
FALCON YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU BETTER GIVE THE REWARDS NOW IN 1 MINUTE
>>563180663DIE
>>563178579she rapes you
Enjoy your 7 hour wait, chuds
>>563179719judging by the fact that we only reached 1/3 of what JP got on the umadol fan event, i'm inclined to agree (even if it was during the week while JP's was on a weekend)
>>563180663genuinely, how do you not end up having the urge to pin her down and fuck her if she's like that?
>>563180663Explode.
>>563178579She also tells mobs to fuck off when they approach her "property" (trainer)
HELIOSET
HOEEEEEEEEEEEH TALLYING
>>563180970n-nyo....
WHERE IS OUR TICKET?!
>>563180818NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
this keeps happeninghow do I deal with being popular?
See this is why Falco deserves despair and guro art
Where is my fucking money, Falco?
>>563181141tally my dick
>not a single 7 by fukupostersSAD!
>>563181212*spreads your borrow open*
FALCO YOU WHOREGIVES US OUR TICKETS OR WE'LL ALL BUKKAKE CURREN INSTEAD
>>563181261It was a fukufag who spammed scat yesterday
WHAT YOU MEAN YOU'RE STILL TALLING YOU STUPID JAPANESE OFFICE WORKERSIS NOT THAT HARD YOU STUPID STILL FAX MACHINE USERS
>>563181303Curren Bukkake d'or is a different uma.
rip Gold Dancer
#HateFalco#failedUmadol
GIVE US THE MONEY FALCO
I ate all the 7s
I forgot that there was an event
>>563181468ogurin...
>>563181415fuck jump races
that's it
>>563180637The indomitable hUMAn spirit, iron will and perseverance to push forward with all the odds stacked against you and try again until it’s DONE.18.05.2019 Soft Keba114th time was the charm.
>>563179908Because of that fail 7 I shall turn your Fuku into an AI artTried AI again to compare just how awful the spammer's AI is
>>563181360They still use fax machines?
she killed billions
once the shotacon drops, what are we replacing 7 posting with? zodiac signs,
Brian
>>563181638The USA still uses fax machines, it's still a reliable thing to use and safer than email.
7 and I'm impregnating Fuku
>>563181604
Why is Goldship always my MVP in TT?I'm pretty sure the other umas I have are built better
>>563179908Taiki burgering your trainee with this 7
>>563180951>>563181059she's a better sirius?
Is this card another big gaslight or just a "it was good in JP bwo" thing?
>>563181720>>563181813Oh sorry I was wrong tab, I was doing dailies of multiple games
>>563181709That's true. It is safer. I haven't seen one since I worked at a pharmacy, which is probably why they used it.
>>563174489Dubaimaxxing
>>563181797more autistic
>>563181850It's actually good for gutsmaxxing. Are you gutsmaxxing?
>>563181742
>>56317573817 years old
https://x.com/shiromamono/status/2042372836615209013This is neat
>>563182015Gutsmaxxing produces witlet horses
I keep forgetting to collect the wheel tokens, probably because I just didn't want to see shakur's stupid face
>>563182064oh I thought it only works on mobile but it works on desktop too
>>563175738fuck. what kind of gaslight do i need to convince this racing autist to jave sex with me?
>>563181850I think it's safe to say it was a gaslight. Nobody in /uma/ rooms is using it
>>563181986Hmmmm she seems really cool now let's read about her IRL lor->gets bullied by Current and JordanOrfevre should've been a coward instead of some tyrant larper
>>563181850every time you hear anything about a guts card being good you can safely dismiss it as a gaslight
>>563181850Guts cards suckGuts decks need too many guts cardsGuts is a meme stat
>>563182015I mean yeah, I get that, but gutsmaxxing is a meme strategy that almost always loses to a well built regular umaWhat I mean is that sloptubers AND /uma/ were hyping this up like the second coming of Kitasan
>>563182171She starts considering het trainer as part of racing at some point in her career so not much>>563182181Sorry, Sunday Racing said Orfe must be x so she is x
>>563181850>he fell for the seriru shills gaslight
>bro NTR is a shit card we roll for Ayabe>use NTR on all my aces, still no use for Ayabehmmmmm, I skipped the gaslight
Gutsmaxxing is good for building Sprint TT umas but I don't think MANT has sprint CMs
>>563182530WAHEY
>Failing 3% trainingCurrenchan...
>>563182672cm14 is sprint I think
>>563182620I've used NTR twice and both of those runs have been extreme low rolls.
ikuyoooooooooooooo
>>563182672I don’t think guts bonus carry any value past 600
>>563168903Daiwa Scarlet ICHIBAN
>>563182768Maya hips
>>563182672the last MANT CM is Nakayama 1200m (sprinters stakes track)
>>563159412sssssssex
>>563182672It's certified front and pace slop
>>563182792Yes but you are already maxxing speed, power and wit. Guts is a better dump stat than stamina for sprint.
>>563182962This is Pumpkino, though
>>563182672In the sprint and mile CM there is going to be 9 UG rank umas every race, they will all be shit though because guts cards give no skills. Smart torenas will be happy with 500 guts and good skills
oguri you fat fuck where is my head-on
>>563182962Taiki shuttle+nishino flower is almost as strong as gojo
>>563163553what website is this to reading events
>>563183157it's in the OP
>>563183157it's in the OPhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>563183040>loses to a Unity big nige Suzuka that procs unrestrainedheh.....
>>563183121She ate it
>>563181850Gutsmaxxing is a very roundabout way to get a high rank, but often non functioning uma.Also you want the skills too, getting urara friendship is a pain in the ass, and next to ayabe the other guts cards are so-so.
>the current state of FalcoAlso this should be the next thread OP
>>563183239>sprint>oonigeYou tried this gaslight in capricorn
i did it hoardCHADS... however the hoard continues
>>563182171You just need to start understanding when women are speaking with double meanings
>>563182962Does wedding finemo ult work on sprint tracks?
>>563183205>>563183238thank you
u-uummm we are still tallying!!! minna you will get your air sha- i mean... SSR ticket soon! prease understrand hoeh!
I think falco is really cute and round
falcon is a whore
>>563183418>japs spent their weekend grinding for an air shakur>meanwhile we got that for free and a +1500 carat tiplole
Falcon owns me umapyoi
>>563183239unrestrained is good here yes but there's no way you think big nigga suzuka works in sprint after we had capricorn
>>563183418Honestly I dont understand why tallying is even a thing in this game. Select query is not gonna run for 24 hours ffs
what cards even go in a seiun sky parent deck (for taurus 2)
>>563183339This time they have guaranteed +0.2 accel and a much greater chance of activating unrestrained
Was there ever any fan art where Twin Turbo is shown with her hair undyed?
>>563183587Why isnt it good, you have permanent TTL unless youre first
>>563183624Yaeno Muteki
>we are now throwing random terms and see which one sticks
>everything worksCM13 is going to be an accel slot machine
>>563182620I've only used NTR on fronts
>>563183813grass here I come, my favorite gambler
>>563183794Oh that card does have a lot of good skills, thanks anon
Cygames intern here, you won't be getting an SSR Guaranteed Make Debut Ticket if you didn't farm at least 2 million fans between 10PM April 6 and 9:59PM April 9th (UTC) Thank you for your continued support of Umamusume: Pretty Derby!
>>563183691Guess that's about it.
>>563183624Use the welfare speed suzuka she has better hint stats unless you really want whatever gold the gacha one gives you.
>>563183934Angel lost its wings baka
>>563183813>accel slot machine>hoguri still wins
>>563183986Oh I didnt know that one gives left handed too, thanks
>>563183751>in sprint early-race ends way faster>suzu slams the brakes too soon and makes use of oonige early-race speed coefficient for only a short while>gets eaten up by every other style mid-race
>>563183691>>563183934did the ownerr want Taabo to be a joke umahe was actually kinda successful
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TICKET SHART FALCON
>>563184049unfortunately for her she needs to proc 3/3 heals, there's no 4th clutch heal
>>563183691Rape Turbo
>>563183121Head from Oguri would turn badly for you, bro.
>>563184107He only won 3 G3 and was a huge meme, everyone wanted that retard to win because of his oonige style.
showing up at falco's birthday party and then leaving immediately after she hands out the SSR ticket
>>563183691How come there's no Taabo porn?
>>563184307I always thought he actually won atleast 1 G1 but I guess I was wrong
>>563184294she wouldn't hurt me
>>563184325https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=twin_turbo_%28umamusume%29+video+Took me like 8 seconds
>>563184294Oguri would give good head, she knows how to eat.
Currenfags out in force today. You can keep your WHORE.LEAVE FALCO ALONE
lmao this ones pretty funny
Monetizing. Running ads
>>563183934What an improvement.
>>563184107Only won 3 G3s and a single A2, and from what I understand was actually very nervous around other horses before calming down in retirement
>>563184591>cuckshit Fuck off
>>563181850The big selling point of this card is the 15RB. However the fact that guts decks don't get good golds is what kills the guts build.
>>563184470>no blacksBased
>>563181850The guts build is strong if you can also have MLB Ines Fujin
You will lose to a gutsmaxxed HOguri and you will quit the game
next thread will be on-model
>>563184992No
it is so funny that doto and shakur are roommates
>>563181850its good with ntr
>>563184992My Hog has 700 guts so it's good enough
>>563184665Love dancing umas
>>563185174Ugly flattie
Connecting
CONNECTING
CONNECTING THIS IS FALCON FAULT YOU LITTLE SHIT
EOS IS HERE EOS IS HERE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Small indie company purisu understando
>>563173809Use Mpb+Red shift
They tried to connect? Shut it down
My game is working just fine.
I'm already out of TPI don't care
works on my machinesweepyniggers getting banned
not even the polls are safe from her
CHECK THE NEWSEDEN JUST GOT KILLED
>>563185489based https://exhentai.org/g/3801709/dbdb97ea4e/
>>563173823Rednu likes her
If I don't get Creek sup card I will rape Shakur
I still haven't done it
>>563185687>>563185687>>563185687
>>563185621>sadpanda>doesn't have a panda anymoresovless...
>>563185582It's still not Christmas for a miracle
>>563185673>implying she won't rape you instead
