Previous: >>563122234>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Luna Love
Post your Mackies
>>563141323Loli Luna love
Imagining lovey dovey sex with Maru...
i found definite proof that most of the uma musume has an uma penis
>>563141323Ugly boomer
>>563141365>hagKill yourself
I got upset at the video game and spent all my clocks at NHK mile cup
So why did this forgotten pose caught up with gay trannies and whores now? It was already a niche art 5 years ago
>>563141331
>>563141603someone posted their ass like that
good morning umadacchi
>>563141638do the whore at least has a nice worked up ass, or is it just another flabby fat cunt who thinks she is thicc or whatever that means
anyone have that picture of maya in her pjs yawning
>>563141182Rebricked (A+) has one spot available if you're looking for a club. >25mil monthly >don't flatline Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>563141357That's just ugly Teio
What do you reckon the different umas smell like? I think Rudolf smells like wood varnish and chalk
>>563142096Well I want to fuck ugly teio then
>>563141357>moody brat>tastes dick>becomes a proper womanBased trainer
>>563142192Fuku smells like incense
>>563142192Maruzensky smells like my cum
>>563142192Like lilacs and gooseberries, and also meBut mostly me
bwos...
>>563141365Going to have to rev her engine abit
>someone on twitter saying Still in Love's trainer is evil and sexually assaults her Is this true
MEJIROMEJIROOOOOO
>>563142557I didn't do that I just goofed up
>>563142557It was me
>>563142557You should listen and internalize the words of the western twitter uma fanbase
What about teio LOVE?
>>563141860anyone...
ai cohabitation
...
>>563142879Nope. Have a Brice instead
>>563142860A cute
>>563142941
>>563142557>one of the main topics of her career is obsession, abuse, and trauma. during numerous points, the trainer forces still to keep running against her consent, even in her bad ending ,which can be interpreted as an anology for sexual assaultWhat the fuck is wrong with twitter lmfao
>>563142528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qhS_sMZExU
>(((Tallying)))We already got 1T fans just give us the goods cygames
>>563143026I wish I had a bf/gf who hits me...
post something cute
>>563142941she looks like a ningen here
we're comfy today I see
>>563143112
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICERS HELIOS AND FUJIN OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
>>563143125oh my gosh stop nagging it's FRIDAY
>>563143104Domestic violence is not a random act of kinda nice
You know what, MANT? Sometimes, you’re all right…
inari one not even being in the top 100 on that popularity poll is the most insane thing I've ever seenmore for me
>>563143169I'm gonna be mean insteadHELIOS WILL NEVER GET RUBY AND RUBY SECRETLY HATES HER
>>563142521I HATE CURREN
>>563143169Nyoper, their birthday was yesterday, and you are forgetting the apple Win Variation
>>563143213but it's an act that can make me feel again
>>563143283I'm gonna comfort her
>>563143294Win Variation is the photographer
>>563143294Go to umajp no one knows or cares who wins variation is
>>563143169I'm not a big fan of freckles, but Ines pulls it off pretty well.
>>563143403She is the raped
Your uma oshi is a rapist. She waits for you to sleep (after drugging your dinner of course) and rapes you while you’re unconscious. >how is this bad?You wake up with a migraine, exhausted, your back and legs sore, and your balls feel tight. This is happening for three years mind you
>>563143169Will you also do death anniversaries?
sex with hebeumas
>>563143353Treat yourself with respect. This is a threat
>spend like 2 days making the most cracked Spe I possibly can for the story Derby race>she STILL loses, even with BOTH story buffsAlright, FUCK this, I'm just gonna skip through for the Sirius card now
>>563143712retard
>>563143528>This is what causes extreme yuripigs and Uma police to fill their house in their own shit
>>563143080Did we really reach 1T?
>>563143527my uma would never rape me>You wake up with a migraine, exhausted, your back and legs sore, and your balls feel tightI must just be sleeping in a bad position
only 40 unique ips left in this game. we are dead
>>563143112I enjoyed that Teio Freezer webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4aAodCOkA
omg she's so pretty>>563143676I try to but it's hard sometimes when you don't get affirmation from anyone
>>563143818It's peak tho
Are we still impregnating Sweep Tosho?
>>563143964It's a half-serious shitpost>The Uma Musume guidelines basically just boil down to "Hey, could you not make super erotic fanart with Uma Musume or use it as a tool to bash political parties? It's a hassle for the Uma owners, y'know?">And sure enough, there's always gonna be a certain number of otaku who twist that into their own weird interpretations to bash AI or "Trainer x Uma" or whatever, just to fuel their "criticism of stuff they hate"...
>>563142782I want to internalize my sperm inside Rudolph's womb.
How do I make sure xoguri doesnt hit angling and scheming when I'm running double dom? I've tried making a front runner tachyon dominator, to prevent lucky paces, but she doesn't hit 5th place or worse in the final syretch
I was tricked into investing in this dyke cuck fantasy made for trannies. Sodomites have already poisoned the reality, so why would I want them in my escapism?
>>563142557I am not sorry.
>563144118meds, now
>>563143940uhhhh your club bros?
HELIOS WEI!
HELIOS HATE
>>563143940Yes, all becomes dust. But we still love. We still dance. The Umas still run, and we still train them.
>>563143940its okay to want to get beaten and raped anon
>>563144040I know, just wanted to post more.
I'm going to violate you
>>563144250Only because they are sex. We wouldnt care otherwise. Turbo too is sex.
>>563144248Daiichi Ruby's pet dog is literally Sapphie meaning Sapphic. Fuck this lesbos shit. Why is Japan Jewish?
does professor of curvature only proc first corner?
>>563144393She would wear that
>>563144432no
>>563144248no....
Is Niigita just a bad idea for fronts? Should I just accept the jr ephitet isn't gonna happen when playing fronts?I've walked into that with 290 speed and angling pre-learned (with bourbon unique) and still lose, I assume a front needs buku power to do it or something
If you have been bitten by your trainee, you might have rapies. Please consult your nearest physician.
>>563144530Switch to pace, thank me later
>>563144542>rapies
[-] thank me later
>>563144593>F paceyou're thinking of kitasan so you can keep the thanks, already tried
>>563144432yes
gacha games are dead, its over for real.
>>563144542W-What’s rapies?
>>563144684what happened?
Rice doesn't bite
half my club stopped playing.
>Setting up a run with my new Ryan parent>Tapping around the guests I follow to see who is decent>Find someone that fits the bill>Get to the first G3>Mile B
>>563144774don't worry about that
Did she win?
>>563143836Yes. It was in the last hour, but we did. Relative to the goal it's even better than JP. (1T to 0.5T vs 3.2T to 2T)
Why is Kitasan so useless?
Cuteshould I make a CM team of these three
>>563144927Triple front could kill xoguri
>>563144927did we hit 1 trillion atleast I was asleep all day
Somebody here made a puzzle of this once
>>563144810Mambro...
>>563144668None of the viable fronts for this chanmi have pace F, they have pace E, D and BStill, there is an alternative and is skipping Niigata, and Artemis Stakes, then race 4 times in row taking the Daily Hai or Keio Hai Junior Stakes in Early November
>>563145038We did
>>563145038Eden turned on their bots and we hit 5 trillion.
>>563144689the BLACK villains
>>563144542Make sure your physician is human, ask them to remove their hats if they're wearing them.
>>563144927You should!
There are ningen fuckers among us
>>563145234I need this but with riko
>>5631451451 trillion atleast isn't that embarassing
>>563145234Aoi is the cutest and most desirable ningen in uma.
When building late surgers and end closers for this CM should i have both Ryan and Dober primary parents or should one of them be Rudolf or NY Opera or something like that instead?
this is the best free card in the game
>>563145365Meek cute
>>563145365This and its not even close
>>563144689our HEROES
>>563145407rudolph, brian, classic oguri, and and opera are all good grandparents
>>563145210Whenever a botter wants to act all smug because he's letting a bot play a game, or say they're not cheating, remind them how they folded like whores the one event where their cheating mattered, and where they suddenly were oh-so scared they might get banned
>>563145365>marry aoi>have meek as your umadaughterliterally win win
>>563145365She is a nice lady
>>563145458So keep Ryan and Dober as primaries and hope grandparents with speed-up uniques hit a lucky proc?
i have a question /uma/why shouldn't i run dia as a pace chaser? am i missing something?
>>563145517correct, you cant miss out on the accels
>>563145482>Bono>Marveloushuh
>>563145482too long didn't read
>>563145557Tamamo Cross is such an evil fucking horse
>>563145482What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>563145482This turned me on
>>563145482This list was made based on character looks and it shows
>>563145365Aoi is a gorilla.
>>563145635>evil fucking horseyou've got that right
You can do this puzzle if you want, but you don't have tohttps://jiggie.fun/ePXQxThttps://jiggie.fun/ePXQxThttps://jiggie.fun/ePXQxT
Lmao do they ever switch out "Air Groove's daughter" in Kitasan's story for Duramente after the fact or what
>>563145656Unironically Doto in the top tier is pretty accurate. She’d try to argue, trip, and punch you accidentally at full strength
>>563145550you can but then your ult might not proc
>>563145656Tier lists should be based entirely on looks and memes.
Anyone got any angstposts?
>>563145706>accidentallyshe NEVER goofs up
>>563145482DespairGODS
Is no medium S straight glue?
>gamble NHK mile with 0>picrelFuck my life
>>563145764With that I agree but that one is obviously meant to be taken seriously
Hey
>>563145803Yes
>>563143908Why do i feel the compulsion to pull for CB and Katsuragi Ace in the future and field a full mid-1980s CM team
>>563145915rape
>>563145915That her casual fit? Very cute
>>563145943Because your taste is good anon, rejoice not many can say that
>>563145482Explain Mejiro Bright
>>563145915>nandeyanencute kansai
>>563145915I really like what I've seen from her, BUT she's not a front.Shame.
>>563145954It even comes with a belly button window.
>>563145915>naked under a singular layer of clothingErotic
>>563146024The Stay Gold bloodline has no niges.
#WeAreTotopo
>>563146089Mares sure are dangerous
>>563145713hmm, put her on pace and she started winning everything compared to late, i know lates are probably the heaviest rng umas currently, but maybe i'll run her races on pace and grab skills for late, i'm not even planning to use NN for OYL and get hints for slick surge, thanks!
>COPEano bricky can front runI'm rolling
>>563146159CHAT IS THAT REAL???
>>563146230Yes
Im training Berry right now!
My butthole itches
>>563146102Tabaru seems to behave like half a knee gay
>>563146102what about tabaru>not even an umadarn
How do I use the Make Debut ticket from the event?
>>563145915>earmuffs when umas dont have human earsthis makes her design look so stupid to me lol
>>563146285You just hit claim for your Air Shakur wit when it drops
>>563146114Lowtotopoenuinely!
I've been getting fucked taking 3 SSR's to MANT lately, first NTR wouldn't finish, then Kita, then Kita again...
>>563146320I think that's the kind of stuff you put on horsesLike Golshi's headwear
>>563145482Which ones will forgive me when I tell them anger issues run in my family and promise it won't happen again?
>>563146102Tabaru is a nige
TWO DAYS LEFTPREASE PULL HER!! NISHINO!!! FREE TO PRAY PULL!!
>>563146114He deserved it
>>563146320it's the goldshi headwear because they're related
How popular is this game really?
>>563146449Witgod, I have received your coded message and will act upon it.
>>561456025here you go
>take three melatonin pills >lay in bed for an hour >still wide awake
>>563146501not much
I want you to imagine a world in which Special Week is popular
>>563146456He deserves a trophy for outing an entire club as /umaISRAEL/ bitches
>>563146501the falco event revealed its not quite as ultra-viral as people made it out to bemedium popularity. More popular than most gachas but not as popular as fate/nikke/hoyoslop
>>563146501does it matter
>>563146501it got all the overweight and ugly latinxs to crowd santa anita park and do an uma race
>>563146114>>563146456>>563146572what are you guys talking about
>>563146536CUTE
Tf you mean "common folk" bitch you're literally one of the elites not one of us prolesIs Sirius one of those richfags that likes to hang around poorfags to seem le humble (aka wanting to feel superior)?
>>563146559
>>563146449I already have Taiki so I don't need to roll for Nishino.
>>563146501Literally only my friends and me play this game anymore.
>>563146449>goated in sprint and mile>easy as fuck career>demolishes MANT>god-tier parent on top of all thatDESU even if witgod didn't say much she seemed like a good idea. My account is hag central anyway so I could use a counterbalance
sweepy stop screaming my pc out
>>563146619Don't worry about it
>>563146536yoo
>>563146572>supporting terrorist umaorganizations>not believing in the newma world umorderI believe in the /uma/club shadow umagovernment
>>563146715ill rape you
Imagine masturbation via rubbing against mayanos vaginal walls
>>563146536YIPPEEEEEEE, thank you so much!
>>563146704bro installed a crypto miner lol
when does taabo come outi want to train the cute little gremlin
>>563146686same, but what my friends play feel kinda irreverent since they don't stick with any gachathey dropped uma for endfield, and now they already droped endfield, they just play any gacha for about 2-3 months then move on
>>563146619NTR poster and the Anti JP schizo were revealed to be the same guy.
>>563146537Congrats, in 24 hours you will be struck by nightmares so disturbing you will be afraid to fall asleep
>>563146740I HATE THE ANTI-UMACHRIST
>>563146761Oh yeah? Why don't you come over here and fuck me in the butt, huh? You gonna pull my hair, tough guy?
>>563146686Woah, are we friends?
>>563146864grrr shut up ill be back to rape you for real when im ready bye
Honestly, kinda surprised about Cafe more than anything.https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2042350719509151913
>>563146585We reached 1 trillion which was nice after the factBut how far did JP get once everything was done? Like 5 trillion?
>>563146804Supposedly November>>563146740The group you really need to worry about are those unaffiliated with any club
ohayou
>>563146839The last nightmare I had I was half awake, saw a demon in the corner, moved my sleep paralyzed body an inch, said “fuck off” and went back to sleep
I miss the schizo hours, nobody deranged is posting right now
>>563145915does lala sex?
>>563146974shuddup it's good that it's comfy
>>563146536Love Biwa, Hishi Miracle next gomen
>>563146864You picked the wrong Sakura clan member to semen demon post
>>563146974I'm only capable of talking about how cute my oshi is and how emotional she makes me feel at times
>>563146951JP was at 3 Trillion
Why would a zoomer uma know about old school West Coast style?
>>563146501MANT killed it wait for larc KINO to save us
>>563146950this doesn't count cause I didn't vote on it
>>563146536Cute banana fiend
>>563146952The unaffiliated are posers and loners they are no threat to the /uma/government, I shant be worried about them. They dont have power here. The ones with the real power are
>>563147092Tracen teaches them these things
>>563146921Yeppers.
oguri sisters i thought WE were the most loved idol horse....
>>563147098>larc/grandlive>kinoyou are in for such a rude awakening lmaoYes the mode is fast but it's SO much rng and also at that point you HAVE to have a fully premium support card deck to live
>>563147092I taught them it.
>>563144103you don't get to do everything, that's not how the game works
"Didn't get groundwork again" award.
>>563147226Bryan’s too cool compared to those dorks.
hot new latinx humor dropped, very funny stuff
>>563146784uoh..
>>563147269Stop teaching the impressionable uma zoomies your old person stuff unc
>>563147060god i want to rub my dick all over laurel's body
>>563146537I slept for an hour like 20 hours ago and don't feel tired yet...
>>563147176The lone wolf understands that when no other shares your heart, you become stronger.
>go to sleep at reset>still tallyinghuh? What the hell is Farco doing?
>>563147537It takes a long time to blow 1 trillion people
>>563147051i will add her to the queue
>>563147440/uma/. TOGETHER. STRONG.
>>563147609>1%you just know it
>>563146114WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>563147609>1%That would be so funny
Give me my tickets now or I'll join the schizos.
>>563147624Based, I appreciate your art and the work you put on it
>>563147624can you do all of them at some point
>>563147609nice reddit image bwo
>>563147624>>563147631STOP WITH THE HAND POINTING UP
>>563147631
>>563147769Thanks bwo
>>563147609I legit said 'WHAT' out loudthat 1% fail is definitely happening by the waydid a guts tama run for fun and I kept failing chances due to practice poor, 2%, 3%. weird stuff
>>563147785
choanikimura
>>563147758i am looking to draw all of them yesmaybe even alts soonbut it will take a long time
>>563147928only sweep would say this
Guys my friend is in desperate need of Suzuka please reply with some I can send to him
>>563146950how did suzuka rank? are we entering the age of cutting board love?
perfect skills shit stats.
>>563147609>senior year >400 stamina 750 power 300 wit(lol)This gets absolutely raped by a med S 1180/800/1000/400/900 Golshi lmao
>>563147993
>>563147993I think we should have a moment of Silence, Suzuka is needed
I'm falling for a boy..
>>563147996>how did suzuka rank?poorly (24th)the most popular front was helios at 14th, and the most popular flatty was cafe at 3rd.
>>563147993Okay.
we are umaaaamusumeeeeeee we carrryyyyy the flaaaaame
>>563148059I can't get mad at you
>>563147993Dress up as Suzuka for him bwo
Is Righthanded demon and Firm Course menace worth it?
>>563147993I wish I had a friend like you
>>563148138No I'm a fat hairy chud
>>563148149too costly 90% of the timeprioritize velocity first
>>563148149my testing is indicating no. My Dia has both and distance S and she almost never cracks the top 5 in aries testing rooms. The impression I get is that added passive stats even beyond cap are of very minimal use. They'll let you compete with someone who doesn't have them, but you'll lose to someone who just took additional velocity skills instead.
/uma/club bwos will we keep our S+? We've been dropping a bit the past couple days
>>563148189Believe in yourself bwo
>>563148270I think it's better the longer the track, like I noticed the speed stacking a LOT on pisces. but since this is such a short track with a short final phase you don't get as much value from it
HOLY FUARK 0 SECONDS OF PACE UP
>>563148189Ok Special Week
>>563148280was thinking of getting back to farming but I want someone else to join me...or at least confirmation that we're trying to keep S+buffer rn is 100m I think so it's not too bad
>>563148112Which uma would St. Kirk oshi?
>>563148462maruzensky
>>563148462Ballroom Seiun
>>563148462Tamamo Cross
>>563148462Symboli Kris S. Particularly when she activates her unique
>>563148583bro...
>>563148583
>>563148583Keeeek
>>563148583KWAB
haha wouldn't it be funny if cygames banned dominator from CM12
>>563148583winrar
Anon's god bobo parent has less than 200 borrows
how do I stop being brown?
Parent I was borrowing was replaced with some useless garbage.
>>563148752ask MJ
>>563148752>how do I stop being brown?Become an ayran trapstar
>>563148728Sorry, anon, I only borrow bad parents.
>>563148752Just be a gray horse
>>563148752Stop posting in /vg/
>>563148728Post the id so we'll borrow your vbobo anon
^ [ - ]
Looks at these little frontchuds.
wheres the free ticket?
>>563148752Stop posting AI
>>563148946ugly sloppa
>>563148946Id fold so fast if I was her trainer
>>563148994we need to wait a few hours or 4 days for no reason
>>563148946Good sloppy
Post something romantic
theres no difference between ai and someone drawing. if anything the ai one is better
Here's a cute and sexy non slop Mayano
>>563149093This but unironically, I grew up in the hardcore tumblr and deviantart era and I'd rather see slop than those abominations
I'll only build a front runner when my S2 GOAT drops
>>563149115
>>563148425>base form is most sexo>only the ugly alts are goodit's suffering
>>563149115I can't wait to get her and steal everyone's clocks in room matches!
A-anon...
>>563149139cute non sloppy maya
>>563149081
>>563149139>>563149190Ugly loli
>>563148946>ai slop faggot wakes up only during afternoons in New Dehlicurious...
>>563149182There are no ugly alts.
>>563149083looks sfw to me
Not gonna lie guysKinda wanna fap to Smart Falcon, feels kinda fucked up though
>>563149176Sorry, I thought Ryona wouldn't be a problem for an uma... I'd do it again
Id take all Mayanyos, slop or not as long as shes cute
>>563149274Except boy Seiun Sky
>>563149260But enough about Taishin
>>563149286I dont normally kink shame but....
>>563149274
>>563148728the problem is im still stuck borrowing seiuns forever for frontsthe bobo is hella good but I want a god seiun parent not bobo
>>563149093The only ones crying about AI are shitty tumblrtard artists anyway who are afraid that they won't be able to overcharge people with their shitty art anymore>waah AI is le stolen you didn't draw itAnd? I can take a picture of a museum painting and edit it to my liking, how is that any different?
>>563148752Reroll
>>563149409jeet coded post
I'll occasionally get 10 club points from someone borrowing my really shitty URA Taiki parent and I really have no idea why anyone would use her
>>563149396>off-model
>>563149169even legit artists use ai now. the improvement rate is essentially impossible. the average artist is somehow a magnitude better than in 2022.
>>563149438it's me anon im preparing for CM17
>>563149438I'm having sex with her, that weird smell on her breath? She was sucking me off hehe
>>563149274you don't understandthey took away her visor
>>563149475true, they're too small
>>563149434How is AI any different from me taking a picture and editing it to my liking?
>>563149561>>>/trash/
>>563149475>durr off modelmeanwhile mayano pajeet spams his ai slop lol
>>563149516Hope you win CM17 plat bwo>>563149517Very strange post but if typing that out makes you happy then good on you anon
>>563149475sorry about that, I'll stick to on-model
>>563149614AI is much better than anything an off-model troon can create
>>563149663Both are shit
defending ai slop art is genuinely the most brown-coded thing you can do
Twin Turbo has more graded wins than Air Shakur
>>563149396>have a couple great seiun parents>they're loaded with just about every front white skill>don't have corner adept/corner recov sparksits kind of annoying how MANT has made those two white sparks insanely valuable
Your ai slop bores me
>>563149587Not enough uma posters in the gacha slutposting thread ngl
>>563149738>>563141569
>>563149713Even I could farm a couple graded wins if I had 30% speed bonus.
To this day anti-AIfags still haven't given a good reason as to why AI is bad besides "It makes my calarts artist fwiends mad" btw
how do i keep the run going when this is my first shop, this is a bad omen
>>563149768Stay there, faggot
>>563141569/uma/ is a hag general, leave /v/
I don't like hardware prices going up
>>563149738Why is she built like this
a llittle snack while sweeping
>>563149768Because those threads always end up having bbc ntr shit, half of /trash/ threads are made by bbc/cuck discord
We should shame drawfags here, starting with the rabi poster
holy fucking FINALLYI'LL FUCKIGN TAKE IT
>>563149865Maru is literally the current Q/v/een bwo
>>563149859Not even the slop poster or the off model poster btw
>>563149941EXPLODE
Ah it is pakijeet shit eating brownoid /v/ermin hours, I really need to get out of this graveyard shiftAnyway I'll close the tab and come back tomorrowHave fun with the retard
>>563149848I aborted a run after running out of clock before first summer. I got raped by G1s for some reason
>>563149941why PWR instead of WIT? also explode
Why MANT run feels so fucking soulless
>>563149821I'm sorry you were born in India, saar
Tachyon (cute, quirky, undefeated) would support AIShakur (uggo, rude, jobber) would hate AI
It's over... The game has reached EOS...
>>563149865>>563150000Nice get. Can't wait for them to get their threads back.>>563149941>stamina>long>nimble>front codedBro, longslop is >long over. Not bad though.
My looping labor finally bearing fruits, wish it carried a bit more whites though. Still a decent grandparent>>563150029PWR is a late accel for every style, WIT is prudent positioning
>>563150247Blue sparklet cuties
>>563150247Now all you have to do is breed a parent with good sets of pinks.
>>563150247Is this actually better than a regular gw parent with good blues or is this just for a grandparent?
>no medium S>agemasen'd by siriusnevertheless i shall fight
>>563150302Grandparents does not bother itself with blues>>563150326Yup, time to breed Dober next>>563150354It's for grandparent, those whites under her will increase the chance for the parent to have em as well
>>563149941I need this for Palmer!
>>563150000Holy quads of truth, Ayabe posters are always based and never miss
>>563150395agemasen by sirius is instant reset bro
>>563148867It was this anon's >>562597178
>>563150556Nobody needs Stam sparks right now
I have zero interest in doing more than one career per day
>>563150509stop samefagging
>>563146804same banner as MR CB
dying game dying thread. was a nice run bros on to the next one.
>>563150541she's agemasen'd me five times in a row... i'm tired...
>>563150635it's for looping
>>563148280>The curren rabi shitposter is in our cluboh no...
>>563150432I see, so that's why they all have gw + nimble nav. How long have you been farming this for?
>>563150432why did you need ground work too
>>563150807i just click it once at the start and click whichever has the most friendship gauge. and reset if it doesnt give me the date.
There's someone using my images and posting pretending to be me. He's even copying my filenames.
>>563149710sexkitasan boobiesboobies boobs boobs!!
>"Not a lot of people seemed interested in pulling Yaeno, maybe her kit would still be okay as a parent if she's like her card">"Well, Ramp Up and maybe Fighting Spirit are fine, but she can get Playtime's Over? Okay, that's a little exciting">Agemasen event. Man, Cygays at this point really couldn't help themselves with that.
>>563150957Wtf then who was I fucking earlier
>>563150957that's MY image btw
>>563150957Chiyo HATE
>>563150962
>>563150814Looping parents are highly competitive desu, this is what I'm borrowing and I'd suspect the Bourbon isn't better
>>563150964yaeno muteki is what smart whales like to pick. the early 10 clicks lets you hint max getting lvl 5 ramp up tail is massive.
>start organizing my uma folder>can't find shit anymore
>>563151067>>563150814forgot the image
>>563151049
>>563151161what the SHIT
Sex with kitaposters
>>563151161definitely worse for frontrunners
>>563150830I started looping after I incidentally got this natie ggrandparent right around before longslop CM>>563150886It's meant for my XOguri but since all of the ggparents have it so why not just bring it forward since groundwork is a popular skill
>>563151224
>>563151149Trust me you'll be grateful that you organized it later on
triple ignited seems pretty homosexual
>>563151169
>>563150247GW + Nimble Nav is kinda ass, no? Unless you plan on abusing Suzuka until the end of time.
Anyone know which kitasan alt this is? I couldn't find it in upcoming banners.
>>563151169Very cute.
>>563151242If that had Ignited Power I'd use it I'd rather be able to get Pow+Wit and hope my parent gets lucky with Front skill sparks though
>>563151362thats kitasan ace
>>563151330
>>563151348These are great/grandparents, they're not meant to be use for aces. Also having popular skills as white sparks is never a bad thing for looping
>>563150816I'm not the curren rabi poster, I'm just a rabi poster
>>563151271Sex>>563151349With>>563151384Kitaposters
>>563151480kitaboobs
they could have made kitasan hotter
NEW DATA
>new dataOH SHIT
>New data is availableTHE SWEEPERS ARE DEAD
>>563151370>>563151529>>563151549
>>563151572
wtf i got banned?
>6.69mbFinally, the sex update.
Nishino appearing in lobby soon?
>>563151572>>563151589she's already peak hotness
>>563151634nyes
SUBJECT HAS BREACH CONTAINMENT
>>563151516fucking BITCH ignored me!!
why do we randomly get horny over kitasan so often
my fucking wit cards wont go to fucking wit fuck you fuck you tufckl youi
No, Witgod, I will not pull for the erotic child.
She's so fucking tiny
nishino flower is a must pull right
>>563151724she's cute and sexy and likeable and will let you hit immediately if asked
>>563151687>>563151724uhh she's hot??
>>563151791if you're into parent farming, yes
DO NOT get horny for Nishino Flower. She's basically a bug
>>563151724genki girl who has an extremely hot body
>>563151819>>563151825Stop posting sexy umad
is nishino the smallest umais staygold smaller
>>563151362Love me my Ace, shame she's a front though and not an endgoddess like CB.
>>563151719Oh I forgot about your post, but only the Danchou can confirm going for S+ so I can't really say anything. I would grind some URA fan runs if we're going for it though
>>563151861I think something's bugging you
>>563151872it's okay to be excited!
>>563151724Dunno? But I love it
>>563151791If you run pace chasers you need either her or TaikiIf you have one you don't need the other
>>563151724ryan gym bro but not ugly and not a jobber
get kitahorny
I miss /v/ma....this place smells bad
/uma/ club dancho here. yes we are going to S+.
*thinks about raping you*
>>563151861You're fine then. I'm not a pedo so I see nothing when I feel nothing when I see her.
Maybe I should try trickcal
>>563152013I always am.
Frontie love
>>563151945oh okay sorryoki that's nice maybe someone will bring it upwould do it myself but I've been pretty annoying recently
>>563152057You're not forced to be here...
Pedogods...our time nears...
nishino is a hebe.
You guys would be awful trainers. Too focused on trying to get into your trainee's pants instead of making her the best athlete she can be during her three years
hmmm nyo
>>563152275Most anons on here can barely take care of themselves, let alone manage the health and wellbeing of someone else.
>>563152063I think generally if we're close to S+ a week or so before the deadline Danchou asks if we wanna push for S+
>>563152294But think of how smort ur trainee could be
>>563152294Just do some extra races bwo
>>563152153>>563152338Fuck I replied to the memeposter. I need to stop posting while distracted
>>563152275She's the one trying to get into my pants, I'm the victim here
>>563152153dan here, stop being annoying or you will be kicked like totopo
>>563152082good...
>>563151819Horny girl
nishino flower is the precursor to curren archetypes
how do we defeat oguri cap
>>563152548Get super ultra lucky
>>563152548The way to gain mastery over a cap is to apply scissors to it
>>563152548Giver plenty of food and belly rubs
>>563152338>>563152423ohh okay that makes more sense>>563152449sorry...
>>563152275This is why my trainee wears skirts
her name is flowerno one calls her nishino
>>563152548Triple fronts with hesitant pace on them
are you rolling?
>>563152651yes i dont really like lolis but i like the rape meme alot
>>563152651I have both Seiun's, so will she come early for me?
>>563152548You need to inherit her unique on your hybrid Late Surgers
>>563152694Oh yeah? What if I raped YOU.
>>563152651Already have Taiki and I want Palmer
>>563152548by using og oguri cap
>>563152694Rape isn't a meme in /uma/... its a way of life here, regardless of uma, not attributed to any single one but as a whole
>>563152750Chiyogaynon can't rape anyone
>>563152750
>>563152548make your own Cap.
>>563152694How can you like rape but not lolis? What's the point of raping a hag or a man
>>563152843me on the left
>>563152868its funny because the loli is the one raping me
>>563152874bro is 0.4 accel
>>563152843kita wouldn't do that
>>563152874uid?
>>563152868holy newfag
the raped ^
The way Opera moves into this pose is so fucking sexy. /uma/ didn't tell me this boy is sexy.
>>563152651yeah she’s cute, and sweepy being able to do semi-competent mant runs makes parent farming pretty chill
chiyoposting and doberposting should be bannable
>>563152948use your deduction skills anon!
Which uma has the stinkiest farts
>>563153083don’t say that…
ok
>>563153145El Condor Pasa
>>563153145Realistically any of the ones that eat a lot. My money is on Spe.
>>563153145Ass wonder 100%.
>>563153157THE RAPED
Riceposting should be a rapable offense
>>563153368
>>563153368>>563153368>>563153368>>563153368>>563153368>>563153368>>563153368
Do you plan on getting her?
>>563153368when do we get this forma del chud
Fuku wouldnt rape me.
>>563153368Thats what riceposters want idiot
>>563153434ask me again in 5 years or so
>>563153368Posting at all should be a bannable offense.
>>563153193
>>563153434she's so far off I haven't even considered it
>>563153434Yeah, her and Feno.
>>563153434That's a decision I have to make when I'm in a retirement home.
>>563153145doto
>>563153468Keep going, I'm so close
>>563153434whomst
>>563153504Pretty Brian
Why does the post quality spike up the second I post and crash down right after
>>563153434Marked it on my calendar 7 years from now
>Qualified again in the mahjong tourneySorry Danchou, I'll slack a little bit more... 1-2 runs a day max
>>563153368You can't rape all of us
>>563153543she just goofed up
>>563153434I'm saving for Bouquet
>>563153597Don't underestimate the power of the ultimate racist and rapist.
>>563153596can we play mahjong? like right now?
>>563153434She's finally trainable? Grats for jpbros.
>>563153664I'm at 18% battery so i could squeeze one 'jong if you make a lobby and it fills...
Call me onii-chan one more time see what happens
>>563153568The only Mare and princess of the Gold Clan Lucky Lilac
>>563153717crazy how much better the mejiro family gets when you remove ramonu
>>563153328my kitasan black is actually a cuck
hehe
there is a child in the lobby
ow ow my headno sleep catching up to me
mejiro rmaonu
>>563153528
beyond being lucky with mirrors/bbq, how do you guys manage friendship with Team Sirius?
>>563153664How about you play with mahdong instead?
>>563154092Curren is a mare
>>563154009never used the card in my life lad so i couldn’t tell you
Guys I think I'm retarded.
>>563154009I don't
So what’s the style to run in the next meet my fellow Uma enjoyers I want to run lady bright
>>563154092she wouldn’t say or do this
being horny is not a personality
>>563152621>flower not nishino>scarlet not daiwa>sky not seiun>bourbon not mihono>yukino not bijin>flash not eishin>doto not meisho>yaeno not muteki>hishiama>ayabe>digitan>topro>tickezouma names are whatever they feel like arbitrarily
>>563154009run their dates whenever you have the chanceit adds to their friendship
Is this rapist better as pace chaser or late surger?
>>563154287okay but kitasex
>>563154308stfu matikan
I give Nishi 1 cheeky ten pullno moreno less
Nigger MANT stop fucking making me run solo front in G1s
>>563154327she has the best pace unique in the game and has been used as a breeding sow in JP for the last 4 years. what do you think?
>>563154143It's ok Mejiro Bright we still love you, take your time>>563154165I need to know too
>>563154308it's nicknames, then non-crown names, then whatever feels more natural to use as a name, then the part of their name that's least confusing to use uniquely (i.e. City)
>>563154369Intimacy with Kitachan.
Schichi
>>563154545true
haha what a lovely day wait what is that i hear let me go listen OMG danchou is grunting WHAT is happening in there i dont hear anyone else is he really doing it in the club admin room thats soooo shameless i was just gonna ask him about our activities later but to think he would be doing this but i suppose im quite late everyone else left already ahh its making me all hot and bothered to listen to!! do i knock or barge in or what i want to get in on it but i dont know if he even sees me that way yet maybe i can come back next time but its not like he would know i came back for a second time so it doesnt matter if i do it now or later i should just barge in OKAY HERE I COME DANCHOU FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>563154451Think imma just make her a late
>>563154796Fitting
563154732Please kill yourself.
Rebricked did a retarded thing. Now they'll have to chase A+ with the members they have remaining.
>>563155087fuck off /v/
>>563154907It would be our shame to not trust in miss bright like we always have bright bro!Bless the mejiro
>>563154732then she suddenly hears nishino flower
>>563155112they did WHAT?
>>563154732
>>563155112Rebricked Danchou will find another discord kitten to join the club soon
Mambo's mambos...
>>563155312hat is not the wrong side
>>563155087/v/tranny melty
>>563155385She's feeling extra feminine that day
>>563155112It's okay the main purpose of the kick was to save Fukubwos' repvtation
>everything but Medium SAlso, Admire Vega's pretty fun to play around. Strum and Drang ain't no Daring Strike, but it's good enough to push up 5th-6th
>>563155507Please don't fuck your trainee. She can't run if she's pregnant
>>563155112they will sweep like last time
>>563155087>>563154732sorry I have brain damage and didn't reply properly
Is CB still worth rolling if I already have FM
>>563155685Wasn't the one poached the sweeper?
>>563155841Only if you're an End closer cuck
Which posters are the raped?
>>563155951Rudolffags for sure
>>563141921Why would I join the JP cuck club that bleeds top people month after month
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>563155674Says who?
are we doing triple crown or triple tiara for next CM aces
>>563155951sirius sisters
Shit scenario
Tomorrow
>>563156287why is she such a westaboo
mmmm juvenile fillies
My first one million....
>>563156287is she eating... American food?
Today I requested shoes in my solo club. Tomorrow I will request shoes in my solo club. Each time I will post the never give up sticker till someone hands me the shoes.
Will Opera O do the *rapes you* after Satsuki Sho?
I desire Grass Wonder..
>>563156504Nobody is watching
>>563156541she will nico nico nii instead
>>563156557There's always somebody watching
palma sex
>>563156123stepping stone club....
umamusumes existing sexily
>>563156693no way
Oh is it brown hours already? I guess I'll leave now
>Kitasan and Finemo's event didn't finish for all 5 of my borrowsThere's no reason why they shouldn't accelerate the SSR event change from JP. Global is already dying badly with how the Falco event turned out anyways.
>>563156504Pizza isn't American food bwo>but it's Chicago style pizzaDon't care
>>563156813Grass Wonder says this
I've masturbated to Tokai Teio at least once before.
>>563156804what change
>>563157046I masturbated to Teio after she won me a Leo plat
>>563156617AIIIIEEEE I DIDN'T CONSENT
Danchou they're flatlining, we need to kick the-- wait- hmph.. mmpgghh.. wait no.. we cant.. we're both girls.. k-kyaa! your lips are so tender.. mmwa.. mmggghhh...
>>563157046masturbate to every uma
>>563157046Same but several times.
>>563157170
>>563157137nice twitter post
>>563157137Bob would do this
>>563157101what consent?
I keep seeing whales using the sirius card for this cm aces.Do I just use witgod's guide for it, even if I don't see Riko being used by them?
kek the schizo tranny got kicked from his club for shitting up the placewhat a based danchode reading on previous threads it's always a treat
is it safe to use hachimi yet
>>563157201oh no Teio is late for the racewe have to disqualify her now
>>563157046That's a good start, but you have to masturbate to every uma in the game.
i have never masturbated to an umamusume
>>563157325fuck off rebricked
When I first saw the game and I knew nothing about the characters yet I thought Teio was gonna be like the world champion type rival character that Spe the protagonist tries to catch up to.
>edenniggers got away with it againbotting is not only approved, but actively encouraged by cygames. Bot now!
>>563157393That should have been the plot of Season 3 desu wa
Post something cute
wouldnt it be funny when we all all get banned for sweeping and using hachimi. magine the smell
>>563157579something cute
>>563157375i wish i was gay too, it's really hard to finish career sometimes since every umas are so sexy
>>563157620Thanks Luna.
are there non japanese horses in this game?
>>563157732
>>563157732Taiki is right there
>>563157732Depends on what you mean, not born in japan? yes; not racing in japan? only NPCs
>>563157732Utmost we have foreign-bred but domestically trained horses like picrel
>>563157732Yeah
>>563157732SEKAI SAIKYOU WA??
>>563157732no
>>563157732Pardon my poor English.Taiki Shuttle and El Condor Pasa are from Kentucky, there are a few more too but those two are the only ones that come to my mind, the game is mostly focused on Yamato umamusume.
>>563157989You will never be Japanese Grass
>>563156813What’s wrong with Deep Dish?
I cant enter the game
ummmmmmmmmm
>>563158082I'll enter you instead
>first in 17 runs to hit med S>both yeppers and kitasan chain did not finishbrosim fucking broken
>>563158037WRONG
>>563158207>trusting a S*kura's knowledge
I haven't gotten a single SS rank honse yet...
I still hate MANT and miss the Unity days
>>563158328yeah I miss it when Riko just decides to not give me NSM haha good times
Should I go full on power sparks and bring two speed 1 power 1 stam and 2 wit?I feel like I can't reach 650 stam with two power cards
>>563158118But I still havent done my dailies bwo....
>>563158364Yeah and 20min later you could face again. It was a better time.
>>563158136are you making sure that all the mile sporks are on the gp and both parents are medium
>>563158364That happens a lot less than having a shitty summer or cupcakes not appearing, or any of the other 5 million things that can end a runAoHaru was just Riko's last fight which if you went middle then straight top you are basically guaranteed to win.
>>563158386what uma/whats your stam growth rate?
>>563146950She's the manzai partner for the #2 ranked Uma and has hype moments + aura from the same movie as the #2 ranked Uma.What's surprising is that Creek and Tamamo didn't get much of a CinGrey bump, since Oguri won.
>>563158065Nothing I just don't consider deep dish pizza to be unique enough from normal pizza
sexoumamusume sexo
>Rebricked went from 294 to 382Still A+ but they would need to put in extra work now
>>563157732>>563157901SOU
>>56314709290s music is old enough for zoomers to discover and reclaim it, like 80s music with millennials and 70s music with Gen X.
>>563156504One of the MANT events is about all of the American Umas grilling meat and BBQ together. And guess who’s eating it…WAKE UP SHEEPLE. GRASS SECRETLY LIKES BEING AMERICAN
>>563158465only 2* med and 3* med on the direct parentsunironically it was the 2* med that procced on that run
>>563158692Is Pearl there too?
>>563157732maybe
>>563158724Yeah
>>563158714unluckyi feel like at some point you would get a better result per effort by dumping mile
5 room matches and not a single winis she actually weak?
>>563158840Awesome!
>>563159028Gwo your Head-On and Nimble Nav?
>>563159028you're probably just being unlucky anon, though i'd like more midrace than that
>>563159028where's your accel gwo...
>>563159028>angling>no head onmaybe
>>563159028she seems ok maybe just unlucky
>>563159028>double circle straightdo you like turning an advantage into a disadvantage
>>563159028What's the point of Groundwork when other Xogs can just overtake you with Midrace and wit checks?
>>563159028Oguri is strong....
h8 oguri
>>563159412>>563159412>>563159412
>>563159075>>563159097>>563159101where do you even get head-on? finemo / inspiration didn't give me nimble nav unfortunately>>563159147is double circle straight bad?>>563159089>>563159108>>563159272I did 3 more rooms and won all 3 actually, so 3/8 now>>563159186I'm running xoguri + double late so if there's no front I want to get pace promoted
>>563159454You get head-on from akikawa hints and parents, don't use the Mayano card.
>>563159454You can get lucky from races or from sparks. I get mine from sparks.
>>563157542>cums and dies
>>563159454i'm running a front so all the gw oguris get pace downed to be useless :)
>>563148110Sadly Grok is too censored now
