Previous: >>563208994>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Dia handjob
Am I in the wrong for asking my trainee to masturbate for me as a form of guts training?
>>563226408Built for rape
are we rolling for this 7/11 worker
Is NTR in the room with us right now?
Something about this uma is off...
Digitan LOVE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN i'll make a ryan birthday thread next if i can...
>discordniggers>NTRniggerIs Uma&Co the villain club?
>>563226465>>563226449fine, I will fap to Dia today
>>563226484That's not a random act of kinda nice. I'm disappointed in you anon
I'm pulling for Yaeno because she's not popular
Raise your hand if you haven't been BrIcKeD
>>563226563Im sorry
tore reipu
Gold City feet in my mouth
Races start in around 2 horusGraded races start in around 8 hours
>>563226549Joins you
>>563226706I am saying this
No really how the hell am I supposed to get training done outside races and summer if I arrive to every training day with 0-15 energy?
>get skin outbreak>"ill simply live with the pain. it cant be that bad"holy shit bros its that bad. why does this debuff exist?>come here to whine>rest>well rested>skin outbreak is curedNEVERMIND GAMBLING IS FUCKING GREAT ACTUALLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563226525Looks completely normal to me. You're probably just imagining things.
>>563226540adding nigger to everything you say doesn't give you any points of validation or truth
>>563226617I know you can do better, please try for your own sake
I did a random ten pull to try and get something better than what my voucher gave me, but it gave me another fucking Kitasanserves me right I guess lol
Won't you vote for your favorite uma?https://poal.me/hj6mhihttps://poal.me/hj6mhihttps://poal.me/hj6mhiEvery vote counts as a dollar towards the Better Uma, Better Tomorrow foundation, which spearheads the movement to prevent umas from being recklessly glued by bad toreinas every day. They aren't really doing anything at the moment, but are happy to take your donations.
>>563226772go back to not playing the JP version of the game instead of not playing this one, fag
>>563226751Risk mood downs on races, save energy items for training turns
>>563226730Dia sex...
>>563226609Falco Tupac'd me as revenge for flattening during her event
>>563226723G2 Sankei Sports Hai Hanshin Himba Stakes, Hanshin, 1600m Turf, 4YO and older mares only (15:30 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe3. 4. 5. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa6. 7. 8. 9. Sire side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe10. Sire side - Satano Diamond; Dam side - Agnes Digital
>>563226525>>563226763Canonically raped btw
this is your new anime protag say something nice
>>563226751Tactically choosing rest turns. Wit training to keep energy high. Energy restoration items. Lucking out with Kale Juice in the shop. Good luck charms.
>>563226772The discord defense force is here oh nyoooo
sweepy, take your swimsuit off
>>563226930why are her ears so big
>>563226781Boy sex
>>563226853try actually doing the dates on the group date card you equip. hope this helps.
>>563226863Made for sleevejobs
>>563226824the idea that there might be umas without a single vote makes me sad
bitch gave herself to me fuck off
>>563226516that summer outfit is unreasonably hot. I can't stand it. I think it's the oblique t-shirt knot angle exposing just a hint of midriff, oh my god
>>563226982big libido
Dont forget to buy all of the anniversary packs bwos.
>>563226905G2 New Zealand Trophy, Nakayama, 1600m Turf, Good, 3YO only, Trial for G1 NHK Mile Cup (15:45 JST)1. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Narita Top Road2. Dam side - Symboli Kris S3. Dam side - Jungle Pocket4. Sire side - Grass Wonder5. 6. 7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week8. 9. Dam side - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Agnes Tachyon10. Sire side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen11. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O12. Dam side - Maruzensky13. Dam side - Stay Gold14. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki15. Sire side - Special Week; Dam side - Jungle PocketI am going to sleep, should be back before graded races start
>>563226824RYAN LOVE
>>563226847I just realized it's other Uma sneaking up on her, not the toreina-san.
>>563226930I want to corrupt this hero until she decides to let the world rot while we copulate enough times to create a crew as big as the cast from Chrono Cross
>>563227008anon, I think he got fucked by the rng and the events unlock too far in the career, like riko could unlock her dates by senior yearcould be wrong tho
>>563226756>holy shit bros its that bad. why does this debuff exist?if it didn't exist, anons would spam races like a motherfucker. Skin Outbreak and the awful -30 stats are there to prevent doing 6 races in a row multiple times
>>563227103She’s not picky on whoever molests her
forgot to clock filliesbrickedfucking brickedforced to do the criple crown now with no stamgreat
>>563226824Bourbros...
>>563226781The cutest femboy.
>>563227041
>>563227139>could be wrong thoyeah. actually use the card, it doesn't need an event first. why do people insist on playing devil's advocate for things they just have no experience with and know little about?
>>563227139Oh yeah, also I think you dont need to have the card at green/orange to unlock the events anymore so there is that.Anyway, you pretty much rush Sirius if you run it to try to unlock as fast as possible, click on it even if the training is bad.could be wrong tho
>>563226824>fukufags botting the polls
Great... Lb1... I sure love gambling...
>>563226930>has a claymoregoddamnit the propaganda is working alreadyI WILL NOT PULL I WILL NOT PULL I WILL NOT PULL
>>563227085>Lememe is not going to jockey HanohanoThis turn of events just killed my mood a little, I still hope they can pull this off thought
>>563226343>>563226285sex
>>563227019sleevejob and paizuri...
>>563226824>>563227032My fave already had a vote but my second didn't, so I voted for my second.Sorry to ruin your poll results. Please understand.
I refuse to believe there are that many fukufags. I havent bothered playing her career. Annoying character
>>563227263FUCK YOU
Can you guys smell your uma through fanart?
>>563226930very likely to succumb to a futanarization curse and then completely lose herself to the pleasure of ejaculating orgasms and forget about her quest to save the world
>>563226824Can I use my vote to remove another persons vote instead
>>563227593you can't believe there's 10 Fukufags? what planet are you on? She's one of the most shitposted umas on /uma/ Shoki desu?
>>563226930We will have the Ace movie first
>>563227593The results are fake and gayWe already did this poll a couple days ago and Suzuka + Spe won.
>>563227593fuku literally has one of the most emotional careers in the base cast and her VA is extremely good.>all she does is high pitched screamingshe only does that sometimes and it's funny.
>>563227593she is the top reddit uma retard, this place is full of redditors, specially now with the t/v/rannies coming here
>>563227762>2 votes for StegoshitInvalid.
lemme guess, its some shit thats useless before mlb.
Shart Fartco just Shakur'd me...
>LB2 GrassAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>563227593It's /v/ermin voting for her. Notice how the anti JP /v/ schizo also had Fuku as his profile uma
>>563227841>she is the top reddit uma retardactually according to the poll from yesterday its oguri then tachyon then cafe
>>563227974if my experience at sakuracon says anything the most reddit uma is DEFINITELY tachyon
What did McQueen mean by “becoming one of body and mind?”
>>563227916Rest assured, that isn’t the caseIt’s useless even at MLB
>>563227032>>563227032i've read your posts and became a little bit sad
>>563228117t-thanks, falcon-chan...
>>563227974We raided that poll gwo...
>>563228096nakadashi
>>563228096bedding ceremony
>>563226930why is she allowed to bring a claymore with her to tracen
>>563227329yes, you need an event to unlock the dates, and it can happen way too far in the career for it to be useful
>>563228096Vore
>>563228271in case someone brings a gun
>>563227916>>563228117Chance at gold dodging danger, and an event chain that's energy positive so it's good for front parent runs if you have nothing better to shove into your six slots
>>563227650That's what we call niggardry in the industry. We are not allowed to stick our hand in the donation box
Thoughts?
>still 3LB FM >still 3LB KawakamiOh well
uma gun club when
>She is good but the competition is way betterJust say she is trash already lol
Reminder that teio was number one in every Reddit poll so far and then this year she got chunked the fuck down till like 7th, but despite the upsurge of cap tachyon and Cafe, Laisu only budged from second to 4th.
>>563228271They know she's not dangerous, unlike Rice and the dagger
>>563228351How many copies till she gets usable for meme guts runs
>>563228345Congrats for the plat you fucking metafaggot
>>563228312Ah, yes, dodging danger sparks are famously scarce
>>563226824Opera O propaganda is working
>>563228410Rice seems fairly popular everywhere despite not being talked much about.
>>563228345sfv is useless, vittoria is whatever, you don't need standard distance / sunny days, straightaway acceleration is useless, double circle right/firm is not optimal. you'll still win regardless because you're xoguri so congrats
>>5632284726-7
>>563228345Nice stats/aptitudes, shit skills.
>>563228548everyone likes imoutos
>>563228345it's ASS
>>563228472Cope at 1lb for the speed bonus, 3lb for the extra TE
>>563228308Yeah... about that...
>>5632285677 and I rape this anon
>>563226539no, you will not
>>563228567
>>563228345Guaranteed A finals, but not even Nimble might hurt you against other XOguris. Also dunno what you expect from SFV in this track. Straight accel is also kinda useless unless it procs right at the gate I guess
>>563228410Teio is still popular in Japan
aries testim bad and will lose458107484581074845810748
uhhh bro? uhhh bwo? uhhhhh gwwo?
>>563228472She only starts to get Specialty Priority at 3lBShe’s really good at MLB
>>563226824>https://poal.me/hj6mhifuku is my favorite personality wise but suzuka is the one i want to femdom me and milk cum out of my dick until im a husk. who do i vote for?
What are the non-reddit approved umas then
>>563228919All of them after you turn 18
>>563228912vote with your penis
>>563228919She was way below I expected
>>563228912uhhh suzuka probably. yeah
Can this win
>>563228919sweep toshernice naturetokai teiomejiro ryanmayano top gunadmire vega
>>563228903This is literally just Guts Kitasan
>>563228656Ok cool, just 1lb'd her cause of shit falcon too, but I doubt its worth swapping from ayabe, yeppers, and urara
Who are the bogdanoff brothers of the umaverse? Is it the gold family?
I downloaded and got 30k free carotsPulled Satono Diamond cause she's cutewtf do I do with these leftover 15k gacha currencySpam the support card banner or wait for something new?
>>563229107It's a Christmas Oguri.
I love Rice
actually I will drain my cock to Gentildonna today
>>563229216Spam the support card gacha for good cards or save. In this game, it’s better to have the necessary cards to do careers than it is to get umas
>>563229167Correct!
>>563228351mmm... ines fujin's creamy thighs...
>>563228865resultshannukah oguri can't keep getting away with it
im surprised we have not gotten an actual nerd uma with the bottle glasses and buckteethi like to believe she would only run sprint races as an end closer due to having shit stamina
But I already have this MLB...
>>563229107qwo?? your NSM????
>>563229074too underage-looking for reddit's tastes
>HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BWOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN MY XOGURI WIN THIS CM xDDD DUUURRRYES XOGURI CAN WIN EVEN IF YOU PLAY HER CAREER WITH YOUR ASS. IF YOU ACTUALLY FAIL YOU MUST KILL YOURSELF YOU WASTE OF AIR. STOP FUCKING ASK THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT
>>563227032>>563228154Don't worry about it. Poll's pretty much invalid until /v/ma goes home. We already had our own polls over several days anyway a few times here and there over the monnths and they look nothing like this.
>>563226449its not the same without the sleeve
>start a parent run on aoharu for ignited pow>forget i need to pop bubbles for it to procFuck me
>>563229289kitasan if every one of her events sucked energy out of your nuts and her gold skill was agemasenshes a solid stat stick though for sure.
>>563229216You wait 2 months and pull Summer Maru or wait 3 months and pull Tach + Light Hello banner
>>563229432Fuku won those too, thoughever
>>563229420How to beat xoguri?
>>563229396Nice rainbow cleats
>>563229107preferred position has a 1st to 5th requirement
>>563229420Can my Teio win
>>563229501she needs to fail all her wit checks and you need to pop gamble accels at the exact right timeotherwise you lose 100% of the time
>>563229501With XOguri, grab NSMWithout XOguri, at least duo front with Seiun ahead of the others
>>563229420I mean there was that one guy asking yesterday why his Xoguri kept jobbing
>>563229501The other two niggers have to be nige mains and also use ones that have obscene midrace
>>563229216Eh this is a difficult one, you choose an awful time to start the game, you just missed all the Anniversary free gibs, you might be able to get some scraps before it ends but damnThere are no good banners for 3 months now, and you need cards to play the game efficiently, more than UmasI'd recommend you to save for the next scenario and enjoy the stories in the meantimeAlternatively buy an account that has Kitasan + Finemo SSR MLB cards and a good stash of carrots
>>563229501Triple front to cuck her out of position, and if seiun is the #1 front she will beat oguri always, unless it was a 2 front lobby, then it's a toss up on the pace chasers moving up early
>>563229432You guys know /v/ma hates fuku right?
>>563229482She's always fairly up there but I don't remember if she even won one. I remember Maruzensky being #1 in the last one a few weeks ago after a few days. That said it was more in regards to the votes for the bottom positions where even unpopular uma got at least one vote by someone.
kingu love
>>563229501bring 2 dominators and your own xoguri
she has that belly peek like mcqueen and stego
>>563229501bring your own xoguri and hope your does better than theirs
umanko peek
>>563230139sssssssssssssex
>>563229294my big sister is trying to seduce me
Who is your boyfriend? Mine is Seiun Sky.
>oshi continues to schizo outOh no...
5 months ago I would've been happy
>>563229501triple late surger and eventually one of them will win
inesexy fujinsexy
>seiun sky owner will die of leukemia this year
>>563230307what the fuck is the premise of this manga? I keep seeing pages from it posted here. does team BNW die in a plane crash or something?
>>563230296anon who replies to me will be my bf
>>563230307If you've looked into Brian's irl history then you know it's going to get so much worse
>>563230296lewd her ear condoms are off
>>563230554hiii
Is 550 stamina enough for XOguri with Corner Recovery, Hydrate, U=ma2 and 777?Probably the baseline amount I can get with a guts build and my current parents. .
CLOCK CHECK?Glad that I saved for MANT, I use so many...
R8 my party>Zenno Rob Roy (paladin)>Rice shower (rogue)>Gold Ship (fighter)>Sweep Tosho (wizard)>Nice Nature (bard)>Grass wonder (cleric)
>>563230638400 is enough
>>563228919yeppers
>>563230638Yes. Remember her ult is also a stamina recover, she can go even lower
>>563230662>6 niggas in a rowI prefer 4 niggas in a row
>>563230638you're fine yeah. don't forget the ult is a restore too. it would ideally be a little higher but unless both opponents run heavy debuffs you'll be ok.
>>563230648About the same. I don't usually do more than 1 run a day so whatever I spend I make up for it with the shop.
>
Wow, racism is a hell of a drug, it can even overcome incest.Out of all 30 of the guests that I'm currently following, the one with the second highest affinity with Ryan is a Ryan legacy.It won 54 races, I can't check the race record of the grand parents, but I can only assume they won a lot too.
every time
I didn't actually know how bad it'd be until I started playing test rooms. XOguri just wins every single race and it's not even close. Late surger gambling doesn't work, because she's too consistent. Debuffing doesn't work, because she's loaded with stamina recoveries. The track is too short for anyone who runs behind her to catch up because she accelerates at the perfect time. Triple front is ballbusting to do runs for but I think I literally have no other option if I want to have a chance of winning plat.
Post something ichiban!
>>563230648~1100. I got 4 clocks from TT yesterday and it is the happiest I've been playing this game for a while.
need tight umanko around my torepenis
>>563230940Run your own Amoguri
>>563231030
>>563230940Why don't you run XOguri?
>>563228345NSM dokoSpeed Star dokoother XOguris will beat yours
>>563230940>Triple front is ballbusting to do runs forYour legacies?
>>563230918>maru winsVictory sex>maru gets last placeConsolation sex>no races scheduled that yearProcreation sex
what the fuck
>>563230940I don't think I care enough about CM enough to struggle to build for styles I haven't cared about enough. I'm just going to send in my favorites and call it a day
Thank you smart falcon
>>563230784Ha-ou, ta-nu-ki, ma-hou-tsu-ka-i, yuu-shaWhat's the first one? The rest are obvious
great, now I'm horny for Ines
>>563230940Triple Fronts will automatically lose against Dom teams.
>>563230940i started skipping all matches with xmax oguri dont waste your time watching regurgitated shit and move on to the next match asap
>>563231383Why do I keep winning lobbies then
>>563229501with your XOguri with NSM, Speed Star, Killer Tunes, FCM and S in Turf, Medium and Pace
>>563230530Follows Sakura Laurel as the mc, a fragile hors (at the start) who is full of hopes and dreams, one of them being to beat up Narita BrianThe story starts in Brian's junior year, I don't remember the year As for the Brian explanation I will mark it as spoilerBrian is a schizo because, just like in the game, all she cares is about racing strong opponents and the manga is around the Kikuka Sho time, which is when Biwa had to retire and couldn't have the sisters showdown at that year's Arima Kinen, so Brian is suffering maxxing right now
ryan LOVE
Can't wait for all the cute dirt umas we will get later this year.
my fucking sides
>>563231459Cause you're not racing against Dom teams
>>563231518low res
>>563231542I've literally beaten two niggas who all brought 2 doms because I used barcarole and angling correctly.You are wrong
>>563227263>>563227615fucking hell FUUUCK FUCKKKKKon a good note I took everything I wanted, like there was not anything I could've even gotten with extra sp so I guess it's okay that waystill shit though
>>563231358Overlord
>>563231494>ryan: look! what are those?>dober: squirrels, looks like they're sharing a nut!>bright: (They'll never know I'm carrying torena's nut in me)
>>563231736Thank you
>>563231518Some of these umas have such rude chests, goddamn
danchode don't look...
>>563230940there is one counter-comp this CM that really works but you need to have rolled off meta to do it.you need valentine's flash. you need triple dominator.
Be grateful to Falco, do you think that bit- I mean Curren would have given you that Fine Motion copy?
>>563228912Hack the site and vote for both!
>ctrl+F "/v/">12 resultsIt's really cute you guys think about us this much
>>563231669I have not seen a single front win the lobbies posted here against dom teams. You raced shitters or their aces both fucked up their skills or the Doms didn't go off.
>>563231814are you literally me?one run a day is all I can manage, I am so fucking bored
Yaeno Muteki is an ultra-meta must-pull.Don’t brick yourself by skipping her!
>>563231518>>563231658look at those umas being all cute, the masses have no idea that they rape their torenas after the show
>>563231832I have Valentine Flash from pulling for BoboTell me your secrets
>>563231858Literally 0 gifts would've been better than a dupe nakayama festa
Im bricked
I can't hate her, she's so adorable
>>563231935Stay ignorant nigga doesn't change my team
>>563231909Fuck off to your death camp
>>563232072k, have fun getting dom raped
few roomsneed to test urgently!420436834204368342043683
>>563231976
>>563232143WAIT THATS
>>563232029I have no idea what you're talking about.
>563231976At least make a funny bait, this is pathetic
autism umamusume
>>563232143Vivlos isn't that big
>>563232143BIGGER
>>563232045Dia...
>>563232227i'm sure you don't.....
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>563232337GOOD LUCK!!!
>>563232240
>>5632321386/9
>>563232337these posts are not interesting if the poster doesn't say "yooosh ikuyooooo" anymore
>>563231361can you not
Jiggie please
>>563232240I did this test and got Calstone with low autism, does that mean i'm just stupid?
I think the ticket Smart Falcon gave me was rigged bros.
>>563232337>>563232364>>563232460AIIEEEEEE TOO LATE
>>563232508>SpoilerYes
>I race a G3>2nd>I lose a clockCool
>>563232545unity cup ahh roll
why didn't you roll for christmas oguri des
>>563232067I hate narcissists
>>563232045up*
eishin sex
>excellent run of Brian >2* stamina YEAAAAHHJ BABYYY->pace chaser spark >only four whites God damn it
y-yaaaay
>>5632321382nd as solo front, not bad224071132240711322407113
>>563232508It just means you are not autistic
>>563232508What's the 3 numbers on the back of your debit card?
>>563232495why not?
>>563232293>>563232650Reviewing Dia's training tapes with fellow trainers
>>563232741542?
>>563232804Yep, you're a Calstone.
>>563232138>rudolf becomes a pace chaser for no reason so no dominator and no ult
>>563232741564
>>563232742Moments before she deflowered Taiki...
>>563232804Neat, thanks.
>>563232663sex with german umaladies
>>563231909/uma/ always wants a scapegoat to mask our dark skin behavior. Before /v/ umapocalypse, /vt/ was pretty much responsible for everything ~le bad that happened in /uma/.
>>563232902
>>563232742Y-yobai...? Taiki-san...
Who will I impulse pull chat
>>563232752I already did the evil deed
>>563233045your mom
>>563232952>Eishin_Flash_seiyuu.png
>>563233045That's not an impulse pull that's a scam gacha, impulse pulling is throwing away carats for the chance at something decent (and then getting 9r 1sr)
>>563233045I say you’ll get Cafe
>>563233045a dupe of an uma you've never used
>>563232780inviting Kita for help too
>>563233045Curren
>>563233078Only once? Surely you can do it a few more.
>>563232545you got the cutest card, congrats
>>563232725W gamblers W speed268405292684052926840529
>>563232909how can such a little flower be so utterly insatiable...?
>>563233123WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT CREATURE!>>563233192I'm not a hyper gooner, so I don't do multiple in a row, the desire is dealt with.
>>563232742hao di
>>563233013/vt/ is too busy paypigging to their local e-whore. A brown's pockets of loose cash only go so deep
>>563233078don't be weak anon
>>563233237Medium S truly does make a difference.
>>563233045Stupid big ass carrot I already had
>>563232742Oh lord, they are top roading Seiun Sky
>>563233380yep unfortunatelydoes mean you get to glue runs past second inspiration immediately thoughso it's not all too bad
I shan't be falling for your gonnery tricks, evil juicer!
>>563233237Post the rudolfs I need ideas
https://youtu.be/qCGClEXZ52YHow many do you recognize umabros?
... the voucher isn't seeded, right? Because this was an incredibly perfect hit if not.
>>563233123we love hags here
>>563233471here's mine, wit sucks though>>563233560holy>>563233237also it's slow today so JOIN!!
>>563233172To help Dia with training right....not to help trainer
https://files.catbox.moe/spkwm3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/m06hpw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/d6fsu2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/fr9p9j.png
>>563233738right... definitely...
>5LB BikoTh-thanks game.
>i'm bi-winning
post the image directly coward bitch faggot, i shan't click your catbox shit
>>563233471The skill that didn't fit the image is radiant star
>has it's on natively>if losing, win unique>can run any non-sprint raceWhy is she supposed to be bad again?
I looked at Almond Eye's eyes and now my ears are ringing.
it's my turn /uma/
>>563233962>mile/medium late surgermany such cases
>>563233461Furashu's trainer would not say that...
>>563233962xoguri exists
>>>/v/736762704How long until it dies
>>563234024
>>563233237nice fuji249811332498113324981133last one, maybe more later if it gets more active
dont caredidnt askbuy an ad
>>563233962>worse than doto both versions>worse than RYAN XDyeah
>All these SS umasScary...
>>563234153honeypot thread
>>563234265>Mods make Uma thread>Wait until people post and then ban everyone
>>563234048Palmer guts go
>>563234048at least brian looks cool as hell here
>>563234153I can't believe jannies are using /v/ma threads to farm for bans
>>563234208>rooms aren't instafilled anymoreIt's over, the burnout has come
>>563233962No matter how good she is, her competition is better.
>>563234265which umas glow?
>>563234024It has begun.
>>563234234This is in alphabetical order. Do your reps.
>>563234509I'll join again if you need more players but I didn't want to take spots from different teams.
>>563234182These Glory Eyes hurt to look at Ai-chan...
Imagine
>>563234153The schizo made the thread, too blatant and it doesn't have the usual shitposting style in the first 3 posts.
is there an image like this for this weekend's Oka Sho?
>>563234614It'll stop when you submit an get your own glory eyes
A buddy of mine keeps trying to tell me that Air Groove is totally my typeIDK anything about this girl...is he insulting me or is this good taste
>>563234612>doesn't deny she is worselol
Are either of the seuinn sky skills worth inheriting for next CM?
>>563234509Joining again with my double dom hoguri team feels wrong so I won't do it
>>563234208thanks for joining>>563234819no BE greedy!!>>563234819we don't care it's fun it's like a raid boss
>>563233013>/vt/ was pretty much responsible for everythingHow does /vt/ fit here at all?
>>563234730not made yet, expect it tomorrow
I'm tempted to get the Aston Martin support card just because the pose is cute help me bros
>>563234782If you're a woman it's good taste.If you're a man you're being called a dirty hobo.
>>563234883Bwo.....
Not for the faint of heart
>>563234897something something teiobro nooticed that threads would calm down when big vtuber (its only hololive) events/streams were happening
>>563234770How do I get my own Glory Eyes?
>>563234953I mean it's a good card for sprinters so go for it. Just don't come crying when an Uma you want shows up and you have no carats
>>563233896>>563233668What is this I'm seeing? Are you telling me we only need miles stam and NO recoveries?
>>563234998The real clock killer in this track is Mejiro Bright and Creek
>>563234998>trains wit instead
>>563234994whoops my paint file didn't save the censoring aaaand I got this, awesome
Do OP races add affinity to parents?
>>563234883Mambwos... our SOVL Mambo pick got replaced by Christmas Oguri...
>>563235128Only graded ones
>>563234967That's so cute
>>563234883Bwo I can see my name, insane Rudolf spurt at the end though, thought my Hog had it secured>>563235146She was there too, she got 7th though...
>>563235061You only need 600 stam gwo
>>563235040Become Ai's trainer.
>>563234883Wait I know MambocchiHe's in the uma discord, he uses sweep tosher lmfaobragged about making a few 9* parents in a weekFuck that guy, good job owning his ass
>>563235040If you're her trainer, you'll eventually get infected with them too later on
>>563231909>>563233013fuck off and die please >>563221506
i have never heard of this uma
>>563234967wtf....Im a hobo...
>>563234208Next time I'll bring 2 dominators and then you'll be sorry! I do always love seeing Rudolf go fast though.
>>563234812you mean Taurus? Angling, yes. Very good. Pair it with Red Shift. Break It Down? It's a dogshit inherit, .15 velocity on a straight late-race, .05 accel. It's shit, total shit, never buy it.
okay it worked now sorry>>563235206she's kinda insane yeah I just dread remaking because the oguri inherit is doing a ton of work.
>>563235317Almond Eye's mother
>>563235317no one has heard of you either
>>563235317>double circle opennessok slut
>>563235174So OP races don't then. Thanks
>>563235226Then I'm obviously bringing too much to the table with 800 stam, back to the drawing board
>>563234792Once Unyielding gets fixed she’ll have a good native accel, too, and then she’ll be better.
>>563235317That's Ai-chan's mom
>>563235061The closer you are to 666 the better, you'll win A finals off Satan's energy alone
>>563235458800 is fine these guys are gambling on spurt rate.
SMaru wants corner recovery for this CM right?
>>563235317You're an omega slut anon sorry you had to find out this way
>>563235061I didn't test her spurt or survival rate so your mileage may varymy rudolf also doesn't do that well compared to my grass but I think it's because i skimped out on midrace
>>563235276proof?
Is she perhaps guilt tripping me?
>>563235625best one for her is 777, it gives her ult carryover into late-race, which if she lucks out triggers A/S and she'll be very strong for the last spurt.
>>563230554You made me retake it and I got Meisho Doto. Why must you cause me such pain
>>563235276>bragged about making a few 9* parents in a weekGod I wish that were true, it's been pretty long since I had a 9* parent>>563235373Yeah her skills are pretty insane, my Mambo only got Pump so she can't keep up with other lates if they have Dober and Oguri's uniques, I don't feel like remaking her though cause I've been having pretty shit luck with medium S pops
>>563235750will she win the midgame vs the robot if she gets her unique late?
What the fuck is wrong with all the Gold Clan umas
>>563235829No if you go 777 you are down a unique and escape artist
>>563226824fuck off she is mine
>>563235829robot's unique fires immediately after mid-race begins, VBourbon is not taking/keeping the lead with it. High wit (1100+), good midrace skills, and passing the wit overtake/speedup checks are far more important.
>>563235645i already knew that, i go to anime cons for a reason
>>563226824>the only kitasan votebwos what the HELL
>>563235276You post exactly like NTR anon when he's helping but this time you're in shitposting form, also how the spammer in umaJP postI don't care about your schizo or agenda just don't talk shit and slander my Mambros
>>563235927There is nothing wrong with them.You just have no joy.
>>563235938>>563235982just realized that if I give SMaru VBo's unique it's also a heal so it'll proc her unique earlier...so that's another plan out the window
>>563236087>>563235823Discord defense force is here.
>>563235982If you take two same stat Bourbon and Maru the Maru with the 777 will lose midrace
What a + club is open? I dont want my dogshit club anymore.
>>563236087You got the wrong guy mixed in
>>563236213Rebricked
>>563235317Oyakadon
>>563236269Hmm... nyo
>>563234897I was there. Thread became slower when some vtuber company was doing a concert, that much is true. The shitpost however didn't stop, /uma/ was even talk about furry fanfics at that time. But just like /v/ now, everything was /vt/'s fault after that event. You didn't like someone? He was obviously a /vt/umor, but now a /v/ermim
>>563236213Rebricked is the only one still in A+
I like fillies they're small and soft
have you ever gambled this much? because im willing to run this fat fuck just to get the high from her actually winning
>>563236248You can go fuck yourself anyway
>guys groundwork pasa is good in EVERY chammi (pace chaser)>even wih all of his f2pmaxxing gave a nod to fine motion (pace chaser)>use all of your legend races on Taiki (pace chaser)>PREASE PULL NISHINI FREE TO PRAY PULL (pace chaser)Guys I think I cracked the code and figured out witgod's favorite runner type
>>563236332it will be A+ if you join
>>563236269>>563236360But to join Rebricked you need to post a naked dogeza image in /umaJP/
If the card has race bonus as it’s unique perk and 10% race bonus on support effects it’s it 10% or 15%
these are going to be difficult in mant
>>563236332yeah they just kicked a top earner. the evil bastard was caught posting screenshots of uma musume in /umaJP/
>>563236160Confession accepted>>563236248I don't care either way. Just keep Mambros out of these shitflinging
>>563236432>1 spicy Grass and a Natie join the lobby
>>56323652915%
>Lala saved Maru-chan from a bullyCute
Is the release of Power Daiwa going to change anything for pace?
>>563236487He's probably mindbroken from JP's Senkou wall
i feel like less people are playing... we're climbing again...
>not yeppersGuess I'll brick my account now with the selector
>>563236667>0 spec priority combined with 0 training effectiveness>on a power cardit's ass
>>563236667she'll be an okay borrow for mant if you have good wit cards, much needed anyway for pace
Thank you to whoever it was who posted about this in the previous thread. It doesn't save a huge amount of time but it does help.
>>563236680>Senkou wallwut
>>563236667yes, you will have to hammerfist both daiwa and yeppers into your deck to stand a chance to compete
>>563236793Which items are affected by this option?
When following an epithet schedule, if the scheduled race doesn't have rival race, but a different one does, is it better to do the rival race?
>>563236910all of them
>>563236487>Style with meta cards getting free pulls off anniversary>>5632367702 power bonus and gold head-on, just will it's placement on the right trainings
>>563236796Senkou = pace chaserThey are at the very top of the JP meta right now
>>563236570i post scat in jpand?he is not as evil as me
>>563236793it was NTR anon he is the only nigga you will find being helpful in these threads
>>563236667Won't this not matter much until head-on is buffed? Skill's kinda shit atm, NSM mogs it
>>563236723Already went through the humiliation of dropping out
>>563236910It seems to be just the training books and facility level up items.
>>563236921Rivals are almost always betterHigher shop refresh chance, and a skill hint/+10 stats
>>563236965yeah, jp people are used to shit, but playing uma? they're terrified of it.
>>563236921depends if it's one of the few actuale epiteth races you want to do like `globe trotter ` or if its just distance type race
>Coworker casually showed me her Super Creek cosplay today in the break roomwe are all gmi fellas
>>563236928>>563236910sorry I thought it was the other option, it only uses up the stat items. the rest are unaffected so no one should ever have this off
>>563236723I wish you luck autis/uma/ bwos
>>563236910Scrolls get auto consumed. >>563237025Thanks, I figured that was probably the case, especially since G2-G3 races give the same amount of stats so it doesn't hurt to juggle them.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>563237050Kek
>>563236796Imagine everyone in the lobby going Pace Salsa and trying to get around that wall of umas as end closer
>had 2lb Creek for the longest time>used paid selector on FM to MLB her, understood I wouldn't be MLBing Creek anytime soon>got the SSR voucher from the anniversary event>got 3lb Creek>got today's SSR voucher>got MLB Creeklol what the fuck?I still have 2 SSR uncap crystals. What's the next "big" card that will be used everywhere a la Kitasan Negro and FineMo? I guess that'll be what I spend the crystals on if I don't get lucky.
>>563237083drop her instagram so that 3 ugly bastards join your workplace within the next week
>>563236921Rivals are better, but don't go skipping G1 epithetsI'm assuming this happened to you during the Niigata Kinen after summer, or was it Umamusume Stakes?Also it's fine to skip the American JCC for a rival race, you can do the Copa de Argentina in November for your countries epithet
>>563237050kekthey are mostly here anywaywhy do you think we still have jp in the op
>>563234153>Friday night>Completely dead thread>No one wants to post because they'll get banned or are already bannedJannoids really ruined a beautiful thread full of activity and game discussion merely out of spite. RIP /v/ma.
>>563237025>Higher shop refresh chanceogurij.pg
>>563237069Are 2 stats +5 that important?>>563237108Because I just got done with a terrible run and I'm reevaluating my choices.
>>563236969you really are mentally ill man
>>563237108I'll start my CM training a week before the CMI'm lazing around
>>563237223G1 races always have a rival
Why are yo-[-]
>>563237190speed tachyon at the end of this scenario (banner also shares with the friend card for next scenario so gud banner)speed maru if you like fronts (okay in general but very important for fronts)
>>563237108I'm trying to get as many screenshots of lala as possible because she's stupidly expressive in her story.
>>563237237>why do you think we still have jp in the opbecause people actually playing uma during MANT without auto careers don't have time to do OP wars like the JP shitposters do
>>563237083
>>563237223Nah I was just speaking in general. As a rule I don't skip or change G1's unless it's Asahi Stakes / The other one.
>>563237378is she related to gold ship
>>563237108I'm only here when I'm playing the game
To prevent my time from being wasted, if any Ayabe run does not have Medium spark in the first inspiration, I give up.
>>563237457orfevre daughter irl, basically a stay gold member
>>563237238Friday night posting is usually lower than the other weekdays
>>563237378Just really really cute.>>563237457Yes, but also no. She's Orfevre's daughter.
>>563237083Does she have the tits to make it work though?
I have over 700 power
>>563237457She’s Orfe’s daughter so Golshi would be her uncle basically
>>563237501>To prevent my time from being wasted>Ayabe runYou lost before you even started
>>563237551Schizos work on Friday?
>>563237585If you had 1200 power, turf S, firm menace, competitive spirit, and lucky sevens, you would have won.
>>563237585If you're brocked you are brocked
>>563236182There is no way to possibly know that, you retard. Yes, robot has .35 5s ult. No, that does not mean she wins midrace. Wit checks do. And those are so fucking RNG I've seen 650 wit front runners beat 1100 wit front runners in fucking Pisces in the midrace.
>>563237613Rude.
I miss my cutie patootie uma wife
>>563237776If I took Ayabe's ear sock off, would she cry?
>>563237607golshi is unc? oof
>>563237750>>563237745Why can't I just bodycheck or punch them?
>>563237539>basically a stay gold member>Orfevre invites her to tea>Stego brings her back gifts from her trips>Nakayama and Goldshi trying to include her in their weird games>Fenomeno attempting to protect her from their antics>Dream Journey also sharing stuff she thinks she'd wantIf she's not a Stego Clan they would really need to explain how she's not.
>>563237585You need 800 power to not get brocked.
It's just me or sometimes the voice sound is just kinda off in the Senior Takarazuka day?
>>563237889In the uma universe, that is genuinely nig behavior, like it's canon
>>563237752Uhh retard I am saying if they are the same stats and same rng obviously one with a slight difference will win. Are you stupid or trolling
>>563237083Where the heck do you work bwo. My coworkers are total normies and only talk about the latest netflixslop, clubbing and whatever they do with their girlfriends.
>>563237238die tranny
>>563237867He’s unc and also papa, but his most successful kid isn’t in game yet because he’s still active irl
>>563237889Evil uma behavior
>>563237951Yes, the entire turn sounds off to me as well.
>>563237951I've noticed that sometimes the voices sound muffled, but never took note of when that happens.
>>563237889Only Americans do that
>>563237551It's dead already Jim. Everyone inside got b& probably. Except the schizo because that's how that janny operates.
>>563236667>p*wer card
I lost my will to play on the first run of the day
>>563237585Brian's just a jobber. The stats don't matter.
>>563238137The schizo is a foid and sends the janny nudes
>>563237238If it wasn't obvious already the schizo currently spamming here made the bread. Everyone's laying low while negotiations are ongoing
>>563237238/v/ma is fine, that was just a blatant honeypot thread. we are waiting for shit to chill
>>563237889japanese umamusume are honorable and do not engage in this behavior
>>563237939Lala even does a Golshi impression as a gag that makes even Orfe laugh, it’s pretty cute
>>563238020STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA YOU DUNCE
>>563238285I feel like grass might be the only canon bipolar uma
>>563238294>>563081583
>>563238285Is she really a Japanese umamusume?
>>563237889
>>563238323They'll ban cameras from the spectators at this rate
>>563238054>>563238059It's always in that specific day. I really don't know what triggers it. Gonna pay more attention to it, if it's triggered by player action or not
it's funny to me that almost all of orfevre's successful kids are mares. i imagine him as one of those really manly dads who ends up having five daughters, no sons, and a family that's all women. eventually he just picks out his most tomboyish daughters to do all the stuff he wanted to do with his son with them.
>>563238359How about a kick to the groin instead
>>563238338This is why she is hot
>>563238196>negotiationsnothing will come from this other than jannies telling them to stop being babies and move to /vg/ and/or settle with having one /v/ma thread a week
I'm struggling to understand and raise my ratings. Like for example thisI just did, I know it's not great and there's no S aptitude but this barely even hit S+ let alone working towards SS despite all the golds and max speed, over a 1000 power etc. Is it just stats and aptitudes or what.
>>563238359Go back to /vn/
>>563238459can't they just move to vmg
>>563238424Interesting. I thought that it was just my headphones acting up.
I'm going to write an enemies to lovers Yuri fic about two tracen trainers named /v/elma and /uma/nda because of how obsessed all you pissy little schoolgirls are about this drama over the last few days.
>>563238323Hmmm… nyo
>>563237983>and same rngno, that's not what you said. And if that's what you meant when you said>robot and SMaru, same statsthen congratulations, you've said something completely meaningless and non-actionable. Mid-race wit checks for overtake/pace-up and mid-race skills are THE condition for being in first place by late-race for front runners, which generally speaking is their win condition - if they're not in first by late-race, their odds of winning fall off a cliff. And mid-race overtakes are wit checks, which can be great at 600 wit and shit at 1150 wit, and anything in between. Therefore the wisest strategy is to put SMaru's ult where it does the most good, which is .35 velocity for 5s carryover into late-race+Angling.
>>563238221>/v/ma is fineCan you please stop saying this? Just because you're happy with your jiggie room circlejerks doesn't mean everyone else feels the same.
>>563238546They would rape the whole board with their regular activity and they don't wanna do that
>>563238546They should stay here and post screenshots from the Japanese version of the game
>>563237861It would be extremely adorable
>>563238547i just assumed it was my chronic ear infections so i'm glad that's not back.
You shouldn't think sexual thoughts about your trainees.
>>563238568I look forward to seeing it.
>>563238634>>563238634>>563238634>>563238634
>>563238196>Everyone's laying low while negotiations are ongoingbeing so naive is kinda cute
>>563238568Yes…the plan is working…
>>563238634She's a cute uma
Kill all dotorapers
>>563238764for (you)
>>563238568>female trainersDon't ruin the trainees's dreams and Tracen life like that by giving them female trainers
>>563238730Hardcore unprotected hand holding with this umaWith the lights on
shes here...
>>563238436Good miling, anon!
>>563238424I haven't noticed any kind of trigger, it just always happens on that turn regardless of racing, resting, or training in the one before.
>>563238568I will closely check every thread from now on.
>>563238858>ruinCock and Gasse scissor with Riko everynight
>>563238634>>563237861
>>563238591is it better to use non777 so that the entire duration gets used mid race or 777 so only half the duration is midrace but it gets carryover
>>563238546/vmg/ is a slow board and since /v/ma threads were always the fastest on a regular day the /vmg/ catalog would fill up with umamusume threads which will get jannies REALLY upset because it'd make every other general on it die faster. Don't you remember when /jp/ had a huge problem with vtuber threads for the same reason? Its like that.
>>563238632who are you even trying to ragebait with something that dumb? are you so disconnected with the culture of this website that you think the average /v/ user poking their head into an uma thread is playing the Japanese version???
>>563238838
>>563238378She's a yamato nadeshiko. Let's not fuss over the specifics.
>>563238950Put it back this looks horrible
>>563238838all such cases?trying to think of an uma not for (You), not really working.Well I guess I don't get romance vibes from umas like Haru, but some anons do (or maybe they're just lolicons). Or Gold Ship. But that's it. I don't have Digitan so I've never read her story, maybe she'd be a 3rd.
>be me>collect Falco rewards>use SSR ticket>get third 0lb variant of winning ticket card>use SR ticket>grass wonderI can understand why people weren’t motivated to do these grinds.
>>563238950very cute
>run 6* medium sparks with 3* long from grandparents>gives you longeverytime
>>563238424creepypasta shit. tazuna is gonna leap from the screen and kill you if you look too deep into it. and she'll have hyper-realistic horse ears.
>>>/v/736765386
>>563238950This is not a horse it's a donkey
>>563239018Wait a second... That ear sock is on the wrong ear.
>>563238983if your wit is really high (1050+) I'd probably use just 777 and accept the 8-11% chance of no ult. If not, I'd use another recovery like Glitter which still might get you carryover, so at least your odds of getting her ult off go up.
>>563238940I usually quickly click the Shop icon so I did wonder that maybe might be the trigger, but I think you're right, it could be that day is just cursed
>>563239026more like yamete nakadashi
>>563239147>/uma/ invented bnnuys the more you know
>>563239001That board is dogshit thougb and the gachadramashit thread is the biggest reason why
>>563239147He posts exactly like the schizo here
>>563238950Very cute. I'm not strong enough to train her but hopefully someone makes a winning Ayabe for this CM.
>Turf S sparkMmmm, okay I guess I’ll continue the run
>>563238591Yeah you are retarded. Anon asked about where to put the recovery on s.maru. now you're going on about 1 offcases instead of the average and median. Your 777 means nothing if you are on average not 1st against bourbon
>>563239168Mirror the image and it's correct.
>>563239026She's as fat as the yamato alright
>>563239185wasnt the point of that that the most important part is being first by end of mid race so you should put the whole duration in mid race
>>563239049Funnily enough, Golshi has the most romantic doujin made out of all the umas.https://exhentai.org/g/2922713/6cf8420f1f/
>>563238950Man I want to deepthroat Ayabe’s ears…
>>563239147Are you black
>>563238949I cuck Riko daily
>>563239257choosing to read that as "Yamete, Nakadashi!" while leglocking to prevent toreina from succumbing to a momentary urge of homosex and pulling out. Pretty sure ever uma would do that. Especially Super Creek, except she'd add, sweetly, "Dame yo, Toreina-san!" with a knowing smile
I can't hit 1200 in all three stats1000 in pwr or 1000 wit for front runners
im killing myself
>marked
>>563239458Ew no
>>563239347Ebaya has been turned into Ayabe.
>>563239147honse > bnuuy
>>563239593You too, huh?
>>563239602Imagine a horny Brian.
>>563239343and you, being a fucking retard, said that unless your SMaru recovery triggers her ult midrace, you will on average lose the midrace against VBourbon, and when pressed, said>Same rng same statsand probably>same skillstoo. You are stupid. Neither of their ults are a sufficient condition to win the mid-race. Wit checks for pace-up and overtake are. You stupid fucking cunt.
>>563239147Bwo is mindbroken
>>563239593They keep inventing SSRs I've never seen just to spook me with during these events.
>>563239593UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>563239636Cute…!I will make her a winner
>>563239602
>>563239635I am
>>563239593Bro is having a full-blown tantrum
>>563239398which is what you achieve by putting her ult at the end of mid-race. It just barely crosses into late, so right before the spurt she gets .35 velocity for 5s. If that's not an ideal placement, what is?
>>563239686Imagine this instead
>>563239901Rather the slide than this.
>>563239802
were there any other matikanes after mambo and fuku or did the bloodline end with them
I FORGOT TO USE RHE CHARM AAAAAAAAAA
>>563238436I thought her thing was miles, not acres.
>>563239417any chance you could drop the NH hex? I can't into the panda but I am curious
>the schizo tranny is shitting up the jp thread againkeked
>>563239894the duration is 10s for the 2000m course
>>563239984Tannhauser caught every STD and became a greater unclean one and had to stop racing not sure about fukukitaru
>Redeem the Falco ticket>Kawakami PrincessAtleast she's pretty...
>>563239984group=named horses aren't usually bloodlines, it's a name from the group that bought them (or more rarely raised them). there are others.
>>563239901hmmm, nice timing for a cloudflare moment
>>563240013
>>563239983
>>563239693>muh paceup and overtakesDo you not understand what averages are? Here I put it into the umalator as well so you can see since you are actually that stupid
>>563240041It's non-h, bro. Just swap the x for a -. It's also not translated
>>563239984They weren't related, they just lived on the same farm
>>563240114
I'm not redeeming
>>563240061very nice, guess that's why it has carryoverI've heard a number of skills scale with distance, like how spurt was so strong on Pisces because it was 3s at 3200m instead of .9s, but how do we find which skills scale and by how much?
>>563240186
>>563239105It really just burns out my motivation to do runs combined with run length. I'm trying to get a bunch of sparks for Aries aces with plenty of stars to work with and nothing. Last run my inspirations looked like something out of a fucking early Global release.
>>563240363Just accept your Winning Ticket like the rest of us.
>>563240360I hope she spooks me in the near future.
Can’t believe I misclicked the charm, got the don’t overdo it and practice poor, and THEN I used five clocks to try and get the classic epithet but got stuck in second.Back to rerolling for medium spark
>>563240378
>>563240427just go do a few TT runs while running the big race schedules, once you have MANT schedules in all your grandparents and parents you start hitting pinks way more often as well as 5+ whites every inspo
>>563240192the umalator does not and cannot factor mid-race overtakes and pace-ups. Did you not watch fronts during Pisces, and how umas would pass each other or slow down even when skills were not going off?
>>563240512I'm not very good at training her as an ace but her career is my favourite one.
>>563240534would have just quit the career after the failed training
>>563238946>>563238730>>563238693I figured you guys would just call me a fag. Now I feel sort of obligated to actually follow through... Shikata ga nai...
>>563240534just do tiara
>>563240186>You're actually pretty big, huh>Well, I am a guy
>>563240568
>>563240662Genuinely thought I could recover it but yeah I was pretty much fucked.Poor Ayabe is going through hell
off to the factory
>>563240650Do you still not understand what averages are. Why do you keep using your one off hypotheticals as stats?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHERE IS THE AIR SHUKUR THAT WAS PROMISED 3000 YEARS AGO
Do not fall for Riko propaganda
I think I will start rewatching every season of Princess Fighter tonight.
>>563240753
What’s the point of escape artist if I’m already in front
>>563240847
>>563240943Midrace keeps you in front
Goodnight /uma/I'll continue to have umasex with Kitasan Black in my dreams, 3rd day in a row.
>>563240849Glory to the mejiro
>dober parent run goes great>3* power>nimble and ignited pwr>2* mile Almost amazing...What do I do with her now? Grandparent?
>>563241037Umasumi
>>563240932
>this for the next year
>>563240689Writing is fun, and reading other people's writing is fun too.Sometimes seeing your posts makes me want to write a greentext like when I did the Sirius stuff.
>>563237939i hope we get more stego clan shenanigans
>>563241037night night!
>>563241037Don't get too comfortable, I'll be there too
>>563241037Goodnight. I'll be in the dream with you, fucking Satono Diamond side by side and high fiving you as you fuck Kitachan.
>>563241117>"cygeeeee we need ultra skip and spark reroll" (but not evolutions)
>>563240886Why are so many of us getting this shitty card? There’s no way these tickets aren’t weighted toward winning.
>>563241110
>>563241242I wish Duramente would show up in my dreams.
>>563240606unfortunately I have some specific skill sparks that narrow the parents and what I want down and I've got what I got, I'm just at the point where I just play and see
>>563240918Based
>>563241131Please write more-I am invested
>>563240689Not them but I'm sure it's just 1 ~ 3 anons or a samefag caring about that drama. My clubmate shared a filter list via a pastebin in the club chat and my thread's been clean about whatever forced drama or schizo shit happening, and the filter doesn't even hide the fun shitposts.
>>563240874because the "averages" in the umalator don't mean shit when what governs winning the mid-race for fronts is precisely what the umalator is not measuring. Bourbon's ult is relatively poor as far as front ults go precisely because it fires so early, there's a large number of opportunities for fronts to catch up and perform overtakes. Which they can and do, hence lots of mid-race skills and high wit. SMaru's ult being placed early is not a win condition for mid-race, I'm not sure why you're so married to this opinion.
>>563241283thist artist needs to learn to draw profiles, he keeps giving her a snout and looks retarded
>>563241283
>>563240918...in one day!
>>563241251>>563241037>>563241242I'll also be there watching in the corner with Falco.
>>563240918Can you stream it so all the other princes in the thread can watch it together
>>563241349>shared a filter list via a pastebinshare it
deflowered
nice
>>563241509Me as well, banging you while Falco watches
>>563241364They have the same stats on average the overtakes would be equal so we are looking at the skills. Dont know why you assume fronts in the CM won't all be 1100-1200 wit
>>563241460
>>563241509Please be normal you two. Just ask them if you want to join next time.
>fast learner>medium s>highrolling>but no groundwork>forced to finish run incase I get spooked by falcom-maybe I'll get prudent too haha...
When are we getting this movie? This arc was the best of the manga
>>563241652i have maruslut that did same but got pp and dd so i think i'm just going to cope and use it
>>563241652>Senior year>Those stats Enjoy your S+ "highroll"
>>563241615
>>563241743
>>563241517Sorry but I'm gonna watch it on my phone in bed for maximum comfort. The princes will have to do it by themselves.
>>563241783gn
bwos... I have the two SSR selectors and one (1) SSR crystal, but I've been completely unable to choose how to use them... MLB Biko or 3LB FiMo?
>>563236147From my testing, 777 = you lose to more frontscorner/moxie = you lose to more XOguri/late gamblers, still likely the better choice tho to beat up shitters and you can sometimes build too huge a lead for XOguris/late gamblers to catch up. I feel like one or two speed green/firm course menace + corner/moxie is the ideal Maru (with medium S of course)
>>563241968Neither. Biko is no longer usable and lb3 finemo is a brick.
>>563241968lb3 fm is worthless this scenario, don't wate your resources on herSave them, especially the crystal until you get more copies of finemo or sc
>>563241910Oh...
>>563241968save them
Trainees that get upset when their trainer buys a figure of them but doesnt even attempt to look at what the underwear design on the figure is
>out of TP >but not out of options
>>563242216you should use the chocolates first
>>563240918All zero of them?
>>563242215Did they have to make Nishino flower THIS hot?
>>563241824Average auto run in JP Uma
>>563242215I want Sirius to do that to me
>>563242215>but doesnt even attempt to look at what the underwear design on the figure is>"Oh, its just shorts"
>>563242337you didn't need to mention it was an auto run, we know nobody in that thread actually plays the game themselves.
>>563242078>>563242151>>563242184alright, hodling it is, but what in particular am I saving for?
>>563242215>>563242285Her bowlhead haircut makes her look like a boy lol
>>563240360Reminder that moves doesn't mean dancing!
>If you train Still In Love you get red eyes and go crazy>If you train Almond Eye you get glory eyes.>If you train Cafe Sunday man starts haunting you too.What other Umamusume are hazardous to their torena-san?
>>563242215i feel like digitan would get mad on principle since its part of the ritualdunno who would get upset because they take it as a lack of interest/a slight though
>>563242280NTA but why use the chocolates first?
>>563241968Save them, lb3 Finemo is not good of a cope to waste them in, Biko is useless nowYou could use the selector for SSR Yeppers WIT for NSM and she is more than usable at 0LB, you just want the gold she givesSave the crystal for future cards like Mejiro Ramonu
>>563242404Crystals are an emergency measure in case you get totally fucked by gacha and need to mlb a broken cardTickets I wouldn't use on Biko if you also require fine motion, i'd probably use one at most for Biko
>>563241532Sorry anon he only shared it in the club chat for a reason otherwise he would have shared it here
>>563238950>my first ever ura win was with ayabe>also got the spa ticket in that runGazing at the Southern Cross together with my umawife is my destiny.
>>563242497chocolates are supposed to be eaten
>>563242404Hello/Tach in three months. Smaru/FM around then. There’s a SC rerun a month later, I think. Save for any of those.
>>563242401Not true technically, that 1 global player posts there
>>563242215I can see Scarlet being upset about it.
>>563242337FUARK
>>563242460Being slammed into a wall by Kawakami Princess!
>>563241532Not him only same club, but it'll break the purpose of the filter list if shared here
>>563242590She would be upset either way, it's her whole shtick
>>563241601>so we are looking at the skillsI'll agree there, at least. mid-race skills are very important. But proccing KfC at the end of mid-race is still mid-race, it's just more useful because it gets carryover into late-race, which is extremely important for competing against XOguris. Bourbon's ult first so early that its usefulness suffers a lot. I'll be able to test this in rooms soon enough, I have an SMaru with an early KfC that anon said needed a retrain precisely for the reasons I've been arguing - clearly, he convinced me. Assuming I get another highroll - Medium S/Fast Learner/shitton of mid-race/1150 wit - I can test it with 777 instead of Restless and see which one performs better. It's possible I'm entirely off base here, but running double fronts in Pisces underscored how much of a gamble fronts are when you only have 40 races to get into Group A and 40 to reach A finals.
>>563242585Casual anal sexCasual pronebone sexCasual rape sexIntimate love making and copulation with the purpose of impregnation and making a family sexExercise sexHate sexImpregnation sex but no responsability taken sex
>>563242638>>563242638>>563242638
>>563242782holy shit you retard
>>563242782>page 1 bake???Meidos this one
>>563242782retardGOD
>>563242282All 23 of them, except Doki Doki PuriFai because I thought it was kinda lame.
>>563242768why are men like this?
>>563242571YOU FAT FUCK
>>563242782>left in the JP newsfag
>>563242782
not posting in that thread since the meidos will kill it anyway
>>563242467If you train the Sakura's do you get cherry blossom eyes and your IQ lowers by 70?
>>563242498>>563242576Will the selectors cover Hello/Tach?
>>563243018I bet they won'tbut they shoulddo retards really see>red postcount and think>I must make new thread NOW or something?
Sometimes I wish that some umas were boys (like seiun), I find traps to be incredibly attractive and I dont know why.Uma musume
Thanks Falco. I won't call you dumb again.
>>563243129it wasnt even red, thats the dumbest thing
>>563243121no
>>563240751>>563240751>>563240751>>563240751
welp didn't get anything plus this gal has NO velocity>>563241718I need to test it out first before coming to any conclusion but the combo seems alright>>563241740it's so funny seeing 'people' like you post, obviously don't play the game
>>563243130There's nothing stopping you from imagining that they are traps
Im sad Umas for this feel?
>>563243170I've been using 4chanX for the past 6 months so every time a thread hits ~750 the postcount turns red
>>563243238good thing i didn't actually swipe for the extra one yet then0LB yeppers with the free one it is
>>563243345no no, as in when he made the thread we were only at 746
>>563243278Deck?
>>563243393lowrolled stam so should be alright in most cases
>>563243317>I want to be even sadderAyabe>I don't want to be sad any moreMarvelous Sunday
>>563243290It's not the same, there's something very forbidden and exciting about knowing how everyone thinks she's a girl but in secret she has a penis and its her embarrassing secret but its okay because she still has her other hole.
Is Yeppers actually usable at 0lb?
>>563243551she's barely usable at mlb unless you have triple/quad wit
>>563243551She's a brick at MLB so I don't see how she could be much worse at 0LB.
>>563243470better to bring a power card instead of creek and have stam/pwr sparks desu
>>563243551Yes
>>563234586mihono bourbon
>>563243631hate stam sparksnotice I job more even if I split 50/50 in early races
>>563243278Damndoes she live? What's her spurt rate?
>>563243721you have no gold midrace skills from your cards bwo... at least borrow the stamina seiun sky
>>563243551it has 5% race bonus and gives you NSM, thats all you need, she is trash to get WIT stat up tho so ignore her friendship
>>563235317bitch stole a win from kawakami princess
>>563235401I have! That's Anonymous, my favorite character!!>>563236052wtf have cosplay sex with me... I'll cosplay too.
>>563243731this one has a bunch of useless crap so she surviveswith just standard distance o and radiant star as recoveries it's 94% spurt rate>>563243868I got trauma from using it, also no initial stam and natie juices
>>563244369I'm not sure how popular stamina debuffers will be, hope you don't run into any, looks borderline
>start career>everyone is on guts for three turns in a rowYep, another give up
>>563244767It's Shiraoki saying you lack guts
if 7,3p with shiraoki and Fuku
>>563243551She is equally as unusable at MLB, though if you were to be able to get her to LB1 for the +1 wit when she does show up for a rainbow with your real cards, that'd be nice.
>>563244767>everyone is on gutsthis is a good thingi'm getting 1-1-1-1-1 every career nowadays
0LB FineMo is suffering she has 0 friendship
Is U=ma2, Preferred Position, Hydrate and 777 enough for XOguri?
>>563245830>Preferred PositionIf you're not playing fronts, yes
>>563244767>he wasted his guts run luck with regular cardsshame
>>563235927heritable mental illness
>Abandoned 3 careers today, and got 2 parents that weren't good enoughPerhaps tomorrow
>>563246245At last got a parent trainers want, 100 crowns a day now!
