Previous: >>563226343>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>563242819Built for not rape
How do I KILL XOguri though?
>>563242954Taiki has a move for that but it’s illegal in most races. And countries.
>>563242872I'm glad to see you working on yourself
>>563242638Suzuka my love...
Steampunk Taishin and Winning Ticket are coming in JulyTheir cute is maximum
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE
>>563243058What kind of move is it...?
>>563242954Have 6 dominators in a lobby
>>563243182I want Taishin but I don't want Winning Faggot. Is there a way not to get a character?
I haven't watched the anime yet. For someone who only read Cinderella Gray and enjoyed it, would you recommend the UM:PD anime? Or maybe only Season 2?
>>563242954Like how I won my Scorpio CM. You don't. You pray to Shiraoki-sama for them to whiff their recoveries since that's how I won that CM
>>563243304watch Road to the Top first, then decide on watching the animeS2 > S1 > S3
>>563243269I saw one still win despite 5 doms
>>563242882A private dance please
>>563243302Type in club chat that you want Winning Ticket, then the game won't give her to you.
>>563242954runaway Suzu, Daiwa/Seiun, dominator
>>563243304It's worth it for Rice Shower episode, which is the peak of the series. After that you can drop it most of the episodes didn't appeal to you.
>>563243304I loved all of it. Some more, some less, all enjoyable. Watched S1 back when it aired in 2018 and loved it. Took awhile to watch S2 but when I did I adored it. Watched S3 and it's the weakest of the 3, but still good. Cinderella Gray was amazing in animu form, have rewatched it 5x. The Pokke movie and NTR series were ok, not amazing but definitely watchable. Highly recommend all UM animu, see if it clicks for you.
>>563243419Surely a 6th one would have stopped her
AYABE TIME TO LOCK THE FUCK IN
>>563243530rice used both eyes macky never had a chance
>>563243304Season 2 is genuinely good, but I preferred Season 1 to Season 3 granted I understand the "country bumpkin moves to an urban area and has to adjust" that Special Week has. Road to the Top is alright, and BNE having an actual budget is nice
>>563243304I didn't watch S3 but definitely recommend s2 (and s1 is a neat watch to see how the series started)
>>563243727>Turf S>Medium S>CharmingYou're as good as dead.
>>563243760S1 made me a huge Suzukafag, the early/mid-race of her Tenno Sho in episode 7 is still one of the hypest things I've ever seen, and getting to watch my orange wife proc View From the Lead and win the Autumn Tenno Sho 7 years later was one of the most satisfying, electrifying moments ever.
Triple Crown or Triple Tiara while training for CM12?I find that XOguri can do Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring, but others really can't.
>>563243727Good luck, make this one count
>>563243727this will be the one ayabby is cute
>>563243304S1 is fine, S2 is amazing. S3 is to watch if you're bored or watch the few episodes and form your thoughts if you'll continue it or not. S3 isn't really a requirement to watch S1 is though for S2's buildup.
>>563243862cute for once
>>563243998honestly it depends on your deck/umaOftentimes, if you don't have a gold recovery, the KKS and Haruten will fuck you unless you have 550+ and 650+, respectively. It's not unheard of to job at those stats even with a white, one of the most infuriating aspects of MANT. Granted I post this from the perspective of doing a triple front, so I've been training SMaru/VBourbon/Seiun/Kitasan. Take that into account too, other styles might be able to win with different statlines.
I think this is a pretty neat turn with a lot of moving partsRelevant info: this is Late March, the turn before Satsuki Sho, this would be Sirius's first friendship training for her unique, and I have CharmingWhat do you do?
>>563243727enjoy your rainbowless summers
>>563243962I didn't like her much at first but now I really like her a lot. Wish it continued.
did they lower the requirements or fake the numbers?
>>563243304S1-3 is definitely a different vibe than Cinderella Gray. It's got its main characters but a wider ensemble of stories to tell around it, more attention to how they feel about things than their progression, and wants you to feel things other than just sad or hype.It's just less shounen. Whatever that means.
RYAN LOVE
Uma Musume anime would be better if it was a self-insert harem protagonist trainer that fucked all the girls.
>>563244568this but unironically
cygames just gaped my asshole
>>563244568Kingu should have an Anime
>>563244308Why did you have to curse me?
Almost cried myself to sleep remembering teio isnt real
>>563244308You forgot your smug doto.jpg
>>563244602I don't understand how she went from Good to Bad from one proc of Skin Trouble.
>>563244726tears of happiness btw thank god
>>563244602This exact thing happened to me plenty of times which is why I believe that mood downs are rigged to be always next to each other or at the same turn
>>563244809I hate Super Creek though.
>>563244726I taught /uma/ how to trigger lucid dreams a few threads ago, try it out and you'll meet Teio in your dreams soon, anon
>>563244802it has a small chance of mood -2, it's a real fucker
>>563244568I volunteer.
>>563244809>WeI don't want to be infantilized
What if we all bring 2 dominators every match?
>>563244726I do this every night knowing I will never stick my face into Marvelous Sunday's chest
I've won a few rooms with Grass and Spechud so far which made me happy.I think having a velocity unique is better to edge out wins against Oguri and Fronts because my Ryan hasn't won a single room yet.
I almost cried myself to sleep when i was thinking about all the anons that still don't have a single plat yet...
>really like motherly older characters>people tell me about Super Creek>hey she looks gorgeous>play through career>"who's a good trainee wainee! yes you are oh goo goo boo boo!">literally treats you like some mentally retarded child>entire story feels like you're not even needed but just there as some mascot as Super Creek wins for your sake because you're such a loser>(You) are such a faggot in the end anyway you refuse to even bathe togther with Super Creek at the hot springsGuys, this isn't what I wanted.
Are you glad 1/2 TP is almost over
Does the 1.5 yr Anniversary have a random SSR or Selector SSR for their deals?
>>563245295Don't worry, I don't want to participate in Group A finals ever again
>>563244937fucking Cygames doesn't mention that, what the fuck
>>563245351Half random, full anni selector - for paidFor free both give selector
>>563245295haha same>got it last cm
>>563244932Share the archive linkLast time I actively tried to lucid dream my brother shook me awake because I started screaming and "looked like I was possessed," so looking forward to doing that again
>>563245295>anon almost cried himself to sleep thinking of methat's very kind, anon, thank you
>>563245358Like with all other mechanics and most of the things in the game then they expect you not to use any 3rd party tools.
>>563245323Try Air Groove
nyo...
>use golden hammer>+21 GUTS
I think umas should be glad they arent real, they would be broken by my fat ojisan cock
>>563245457why not? >>563216349I hope you see your wife soon
>we can't go to /vmg/ cause it would fuck up the entire boardWhy? >make a thread>hit image limit>stop posting for a while since you fags like your breaks>make a new thread>janny deletes the old oneYou won't ruin the entire board, dumb fucking /v/iggers. Now go fuck off there.
fuck this game never lucky
>>563245690Are the /v/iggers here with us?
>>563245657giwtwm
>filtered postAlready this early in the bread? Maybe I'll just watch my weekly anime
>>563245784Yes
>my A comfy club is flatlining from sub 1000 to 1500MANT...
please release more flat chest umas cygay
>>563245758Id fuck biko
I'm going mad trying to do a Front that's not VBourbonnever again
>>563245859/v/igger detected.
>>563245896Ejaculating inside of Teios plump umanko
>>563244273Sirius, and I don't even question it
>He actually thinks Torena-san goes in the hot spring at the same time as their trainee in every career that doesn't have them explicitly reject the offerGood on you for having an active imagination I guess
>>563245896Puffy vulvas sometimes do look like balls
>>563243206>E+ Speedtime to lose some clocks, eh
Yes, I want more late race skills, how could you tell?
post something cute
>>563245457how do you even look at your brother in the eyes after sperging out so badly
>>563245657according to hentai, the fatter and smellier I am, the more virile, sexually potent I become, making women cum despite themselves. So now I eat 5 pizzas daily.
>>563243998I ran Tiara on my lates because I only needed 650ish stam and zero recoveries, so wasn't worth the hassle of the Crown. I did run the Arima twice since Brian and Rudolf come free with Long aptitude and that's such a short race it's fine
Is there a way to run 5 races in a row and not get the -30 stats?
>>563246120This is an awful image why did you make this.
>>563246120Im sure there are some umas that would get off degrading themselves as fat old man sperm fills them up.
>>563246015the artist needs to learn moderation when doing plump umankos
>>563244273Guts, but only if rainbows them. I'm not sure if that will or not, if you have Charming.
>>563244991Unfortunately,You don't really have a choice.
>>563246240should I have used Stinko instead of Turbo? maybe that's where I fucked up
>>563246275It would fill up Kita, but not Neicha
>>563246240It was made because of the Teio slug anon I think
Should I build Maruzensky parent or Mejiro Dober parent for CM13?
>>563246331Image the nursing handjob
>>563246120I really like this image
>>563246214luckhow often do you do training with 40% failure twice in a row?
>>563246214lmao, but really the only way is if it's at the end of the year, since that event nulls any race fatigue events, but you're still risking the minus status in the 4th race
>>563246086Not like I had any control over that. The same thing happened about a year later when I woke up post-surgery, which was very odd>>563244432Both
>>563246445Can you do both?
>no classic summer rainbows >no rainbows all of TS >minimum second inspiration :(
>>563246504Yes but I want to borrow one so why do both when I can do just one
>>563246407I would fill up Kita with my semen, the punchline is that I would ejaculate inside her if you didn't get it
>>563246445Post more tazuna sexo
sex with siblings
>>563246593I don't get it
>>563246593I don’t get it
>>563244809I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
I'm going to dox /uma/ club's music playlist and there's nothing danchode can do about it.
>>563246471>>563246473Lame, but good to know 4 is the maximum as long as I have some stam, thanks anons
>>563246708I believe you
>>563246593Ive lost more gallons of semen to the thought of cum flowing down my trainee's leg as she runs than im willing to admit
>>563246578if you need Dober as a parent, you're probably running late or end. So you'll probably find a stronger Dober parent than one you can make. Borrow that one. Train a Maru parent since her front runner skills won't be useful and you only need her for distance sparks and her ult.
>>563246747it's probably some overrated dogshit like radiohead
>>563246445>>563246578Whichever gives you SS or better more reliably with the grandparents and deck you want
Which uma should I jerk off to.
I need Nishino NOW
>>563246826Particularly this one, for me.
>>563246086That's not even bad though? It wasn't a conscious decision. As a brother I'd be more scared and worried if he was okay.
>>563246994this one
i can cum without ever touching or moving my penis
>>563246747Just don't show the Loli God requiem song...
I have a plan to defeat Son Goku
>>563247010evil child
>>563246747Don't even joke about that please...
>>563247012Okay, will give review in 4 or so minutes>>563247045Is there any porn of her (or is there a way to sloppa it) I can give a cum review after.
>>563246826How did you lose gallons of semen? Where could it have gone?
>>563246994the whore
What did she see
>>563246120it's true>more mass makes you feel like you can't escape as easily/there's more to embrace and feel from the person>fat, old and bald are seen as bad traits so as the other anon said you feel degraded which turn some people on a lot>them being smelly enhances the experience, more stimulation for your body to process>pleasuring someone seen as not attractive can give you a massive egoboost, like "heh you're lucky to experience this"--same feel as donating to a charity or giving someone a gift>older males are generally well off so it feels like you're 'building' your wealth by 'connecting' with such a person>usually experienced so they know what to do>and if they aren't, then taking initiative and making them cum over and over again is euphoria in of itself>not as naive and self-concious as younger guys who often suffer in performance because of itI can go on and on but hopefully people start believing both you and me more
>>563245457cool, tell him to record you next time and share it so we can judge how cool you look
>>563246848>>563246951Yeah probably better to make my own Maru parent thenThanks
>>563247180Trainer having sex with her 'Friend'
>>563247180Her trainer jacking off while her friend is hopping on it without his notice
CM roomCan't be bothered to improve beyond what I have, I do think that triple 1200s is possible but you need a god run for that.234662852346628523466285
>>563247180she opened the door
>>563247195You fuck a lot of oji-sans anon? You seem like an expert that could handle a true beast...
>>563246578Note: Nishino shills fail to understand this
>>563247180Goth Silence Suzuka, black hair and all, getting rawdogged by her trainer ala Yosuga no Sora
DO NOT FUCKING LUCID DREAM FUCKING RETARDS HOLY SHIT YOU'RE INVITING A DEMON INTO YOUR FUCKING MINDI DID THIS SHIT FOR 3 YEARS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, MY LIFE WAS IN THE SHITS TOO SO DREAMS WHERE A WAY OF ESCAPISMI WAS CONTENT WITH MY TULPA AND CUMMING INSIDE OF HER EVERY NIGHT ALTHOUGH NEXT MORNING HAVING TO WASH MY CROTCH BECAUSE I CUMMED MYSELF WAS ANNOYING, I KEPT DOING IT BECAUSE THE DEMON PUSSY WAS NICE BUT IT'S NOT REALEVENTUALLY IT WILL START DRAINING YOUR ENERGY AND YOU WILL NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING BUT SLEEP AND DREAM AND CUM IN THE DREAMYOU WILL BECOME A SLAVE SO DON'T DO THIS SHITDO NOT LUCID DREAM DO NOT SEEK THE LUCID DREAM
>>563247568Tulpas are real?
>>563247568H-Hot
>>563247568Falco would want me to lucid dream so that I can watch her concerts while I sleep.
Are any of these good?I only have 130 sp and these are pretty much the only skills I can get for end closer, and the other usable skills that aren't locked by other track or style are firm conditions, straightaway adept/accel and pp lmao
>>563247704They should have made Falco yan
ive heard the same story. lucid dreaming is basically engaging with demons. aleister crowley and halena blavatsky talked about this.
>parent run>she loses Hanshin>she loses Hopeless>already want to give up the run
>>563247704Watching Falco's concerts puts me to sleep.
>>563247012Blessed as heck.
>>563247451my fronts got mogged T.T
>put an ugly ass retarded uma as the star of fan event>"why couldn't we breach 3 trillion???"
>>563247797that can happen, but only if you're a retard. Stick to controlling your dream and not doing anything wicked/making a contract with demons and you'll be fine.
>>563247568shut up, nerd
>>563247805Watching Falco makes me wanna sleep with her
>>563247780Straightaway adept is fine
>>563247535nooo anon, what would make you think that?
>successfully train with 24% failure>use drinks next turn and hit speed train 1% failure>failgot too cocky
>>563247568How does demon pussy feel like.
>>563247889>not to mention in the middle of a work week instead of a weekendCyDUMB
>>5632428822 more weeks until I slurp my phone
wow i want to cum inside of my tulpa too
>>563247568So you're saying I shouldn't use a tulpa for sex magic before using them in a ritual sacrifice in lucid dreams? How else am I to farm loosh?
>>5632474516 front, double dom, no XOguri roomMore 722616697226166972261669If Falco can ult early race(not mid race on the end of the initial straight), she acts like a runaway and gives extra distance with her ult. *if* she can ult there, otherwise its just another velocity.
The 3 trillion fans would have been reached if it was Curren.
>>563247370Ghost rape....>>563247547Goth Silence Suzuka would kill me
>>563247870I need to cum between her tits
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH WHERE'S MY KITASANWHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER
>>563248045Fraudoli my beloved...
>>563248053If you can kill it, it can kill you.
>>563247981more like an oji-san fucked and impregnated his mom, haha get it
>>563248089I HATE CURREN
>>563248196Shut the fuck up you are not a Raisubro.
Anons I'm going to tell you not to lucid dream but unironically.>how do i do it?just set an alarm for 90 minutes after bed, wake up for 40 minutes and go back to bed. aka the "back to bed" strat>why shouldn't i do itvivid dreams are a curse. eventually you awake with this emotional weight every morning. instead of being light and free and excited to start your day you're dragged down by the misadventure of the night before. it's a net mental health negative. don't do it. bring yourself a brighter tomorrow with a nice breakfast, not a draining replay in your mind>t. lucid dreamed for 3 years straight and hate dreaming in general now
>>563248118Tokino Minoru is a better racehorse anyway>>563248130I have the powers of the gods and anime on my side, they do not
You better take responsibility
I hope there's pizza in the freezer
Still looking for an A or B+ club, I promise I won't flatline871780416249
>>563247568BASED CURREN>>563247889But enough about Curren
>>563248183The plot of The Boys if it was good and not fake and gay
>>563248045How is this fraud in the legend changer song when there's a billion better options
>>563248292who wouldn't?
>>563248292>its not yours
>>563248264>chooses to do wicked shit in his dreams>doesn't like dream anymoreGOSH I WONDER WHY
>>563248292Just get an abortion idiot how the fuck are we going to do races while you're pregnant.
>>563248335Cygames loves the Symbolis
>>563248335her VA was free at the moment
>>563248292Couldn't you at least have done a quick edit to make the pregnancy test not look like incoherent slop?
Can I reinstall Hachimi/hakuraku now?
>>563248304I ate it but in return I'll fuck your ass to make up for it sound good?
>>563248439Umamusume are born to run. They have adaptations that make them faster while pregnant.
>>563248335racing abroad for good or bad
>>563248389the mischief is fun but when you've exercised that party of your brain so much and stop using it it hands you dreams of its own acord constantly and it sucks.
>>563248292No human could survive umapyoi with Donna
>>563248502sure thing daddy
>>563248439>he doesn't know
>>563248324I heard it was preachy as fuck, never bothered to watch itI love jap entertainment like horsegirl shit because it's designed to entertain you first, last, and (mostly) only. And because, well, the girls are cute, especially Ardan
ya know I think I really do like bantmlazer after all.
Is the only viable FR parent for cm12 Seiun Sky forma de originale?Can I run Kitasan at least as a midrace speed skill?
>>563248439worked for wind baba
>>563248292Imagine her womb killing your weak sperm and only accepting the strongest seed.
>>563248590No. Duration makes it dead in the water.Only Kita can use her unique this CM.
>>563248587>senior year late julyI don't think you're making it anon..
>>563248590VBo for cacao
>TORENA-SAAAAAAAN>are you sleepy yet, can I come to your dream?
>>563248264When I was a kid I would lucid dream unintentionally, but every dream I had was a nightmareNow I don't remember my dreams at all and that's an improvement
>>563243182
>>563248264I think your real problem is not that dreams are cursed and more that you fucked up your sleeping schedule and your brain isn't functioning properly retard
>>563248292AIs cant get pregnant silly
>>563248070> it's not capitalized anymore Yep that's the triple 1200 that I'm talking about. Another room.173124251731242517312425
>>563248519I can avoid that unpleasant result by being wholesome in dreams, though? >train Ardan>have a beautiful non-ecchi moment with her alone at night where we tell each other how important the other ishow would that not make my day better
I once played a hentai game where a prostitute said her fetish was having (You)r strong sperm inside a condom and keeping it because she liked the idea of the sperm wanting to fertilize her but all they can do is look at her in despair while stuck in the condom.I just wanted to let you guys know.
>>563248650Are there other options? She's my only parent available since I don't have Seiun or Nyopera>>563248670I'm looking for parents for her lmao
>>563248673Still would say this
>get the skills I wanted from inspirations>get medium S>game hard cucks me with shop>game hard cucks me by giving only STA and GUTS from race rewardsHoly shit. It's impossible to have a decent run in this shitty game. Almost everyday I go to sleep stressed the fuck out
is the keiba races have start
>>563248785you'll miss her and wanting it to be real will drain you>>563248681>I don't remember my dreams at all and that's an improvementthis anon gets it
>>563248824I don't think I needed to know that and I regret reading your post.
>>563248824the only eroge I played were incest+impregnation titles. Maybe 3 or 4 exceptions total over 5 years
>>563248835Daiwa if you love gambling?
I'll miss it
>>563248824You’d like Sinsistar
>Fast Learner shows up during the Uma event
Kitasan please give me straight or corner recoveryI need it
>>563248824I think I needed to know that and I don't regret reading your post Condoms filled with sperm are so hot
>>563248264this guy has been having sex in his lucid dreams for years and is trying to dissuade you from doing the same, dont listen to him
>>563248824hot as fuck, name uma musume
>>563248769Last one271500432715004327150043
FUCKKK
I just want to let you know we're all cumming on you.
Avg /uma/ poster (male)
>>563249162markedit's over
>release the best song in the game so far>put it in the year you'll barely hear it because you're constantly racing which changes trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDIWhat did Cygames mean by this?
Ok do it, cum, you won't
>>563248575From clips I saw its just a “le subversion” of typical superhero stuff
Condoms are at their most erotic when being removedUmamusume
for me it's that jap blaming wei for her daughter doing the gyaru pose
>>563249176OMG DOXXED why anon...
>>563248835Seiun is a must-have for fronts. For the other....Triumphant Pulse? That's about it, most velocity ults are pace/late/end exclusive, sadly, and Seiun's is about the only accel ult that fronts have access to.
where's soft hands anon I need to jack off
>>563249052>spoilerBased and true
>Trying out the Team Serious card>Got charming early through event so run's going well>Get them to green bond, so close to orange that you can't see the line, but the date event doesn't proc>Do Hopeless Stakes>Date event procs immediately after the end of year events>Didn't get Corner RecoveryVery fucking funny, Spechud. At what friendship level does the Team Sirius date event happen?
is there a guide on how to make a tulpa and have sex with them without waking up
>>563249256this anon gets it. I cannot fathom - imagine, conceive - of using a condom with this filly. It feels wrong on every possible level.
>>563248824typical hentai logic, sperm dies very quickly outside of the testes or female reproductive track
>>563248498help
>>563248887yeah same place as usualgraded races in 3h 30m
>>563249367It's the same as the other pal cards, but it's way harder to proc than Riko.
>6 gorilion replies to jeetslopYou guys are fucking retarded.
>>563249367>At what friendship level does the Team Sirius date event happen?pal cards no longer require friendship level and the event could happen at any time
>>563249162Has Tupac even gotten a banner?
>>563249418yes but it's asking for trouble so stay the fuck away from that shit
>>563248656fast and furious got agemasen'd so it wasnt' the run anyway, but i'll definitely get SS S S.
>>563249108>same lobby back-to-back-to-back>0/3Nice. Thanks for joining.
>>563249594>Seiun gassed out at the end
>>563249470>>563249491Oh so the time I got it to proc right before the second summer camp wasn't because I couldn't get her bond up, but because I got killed by RNG?
>>563249630Basically yes, as long you train at least once, it's game
>>563249484/uma/ is just horny.
>>563248906ToT
>>563249594where's the "front runners can't win against doms" retard
Curren Chan and her first foal by Novellist later named Curren Slay"She has been a great mother since his birth. When the colt could not have milk, she gently led him to do so by using her muzzle. Now he is a week old and stays in a paddock with Curren Chan."
>>563249052>>563249442Oh that reminds me I need to buy more condoms so I can use them with my onahole>>563249765As always
Quick, /uma/Golshi kills your wife. What do you do?>>563248575It lost the plot of the original source in the worst way so it could become edgy and gory for no reason instead of being meaningful or entertaining. The themes were basically thrown out the window and instead changed it for LE ORANGE MAN BAD, the characters are emasculated and everything interesting from the comic was erased for convenience and laziness. It's sad because the part of a loved one getting fucked by someone you despise happens in The Boys, but in the comic the end result is heart breaking and albeit edgy and unoriginal it's an adecuate motivation, but in the show they ruin it by keeping them alive, basically turning one of the protag/antagonists into a useless cuck. So much wasted potential because the showrunners' terminal TDS
>>563249594I'm waiting for Nishino so I can finalize my CM12 team
>>563249851Fronts can win if there are 6 of them in the room and no Oguri
>>563249851nta XOguri/doms anons just stopped joining the rooms. Anons are just having fun with Front/Late gambling
>Do Eishin Flash's story>"Run in Japan Cup">Turf A Medium AOk, what gives?
>>563249367>Team SeriousHehe...
>>563249851I don't test Oguri anymore because it's more fun to bring triple gambler.
>>563248183that's every single horse that has a mom under a certain age
there was pizza
>>563250352I think I will make ramen. I feel hungry
>>563250352Nooo, my assfucking...
>>563249880hot doberuse them on me
How the fuck DOES the sirius card work? I dont get how to trigger the rainbows.
>>563249851I'm gaslighting /uma/ by bringing triple fronts even though my actual CM team is xoguri + double dom
>>563250417make some pasta
>>563250456>I dont get how to trigger the rainbows.Good because they're irrelevant. You want the events and maybe the Corner Recovery
>>563249891>Golshi kills your wife. What do you do?Blowdart ketamine into Golshi's system, place her under Gentildonna's bed during the night with an airhorn attached to her hand, wait for golshi to awaken (tracked via heart monitor) and activate the airhorn remotely
>>563250417spicy I hope>>563250424that's what you get for not responding back, bitch>>563249594>>563250475the full triple rooms were so god damn aids so I'm glad I took one room at least holy fuck so annoying !!!!
>>563249630There is supposedly an increased chance for the dates to start once you get them up to green friendship
>>563250352I bounce like this
>>5632504561st date and 7th date guarantees rainbow status for their training
>>563250594She smells your grocery store cupons
>>563250547is it just +4 stats every time you train together and then the 7 dates?
I hate you guys
>>563250475You gaslight. I actually bring triple fronts because I like causing chaos. We are different.
I love you guys
>>563250456ok so basically, you first need to procc their dating event to get rainbows, once it happens they can appear with rainbows, they usually stay between 2 to 5-6 turns and then leave, to get them back you need to train with them and hope the event returnsthe other way to guarantee rainbows again is to do all 7 dating events, on the last one you get pure passion, i forgot that's the name of the trigger, you usually want that guaranteed one during summer, and that's pretty much it, as always it's RNG and training when pure passion is off won't guarantee it proccs the first time, you just have to get lucky
I am neutral on you guys
>>563250602How about you bounce on it
>>563250747I tricked you into saying you love me
I just joined 10 CM rooms and didn't win a single oneOguri just strolls to the finish line and there's nothing you can do
I haven't seen another anon running triple front runner comp this CM so far, no rabbit Suzuka doesn't count.
>>563250475I'm bringing them regardless I have nothing better and oshi picks are dead in the water for now considering how it impossible it already was
>>563250854but I mean it...
>>563250694You don't get the extra stats every time you train together. But basically yes, it's just the dates. They are good events though, also Risky Business is really good on a track where you don't give a fuck about stamina.The card is better for longslops due to its gold skill
>>563250809>reuproading
How much does running with style B hurt an uma?
What kind of deck do you use with Xoguri? 2spe/2wit/2pow or is 3 wit better?
>>563250948I also nut to umas despite the Yakuzas wishes, I'm kinda bad ass
>>563251029You're not allowed to do that though.
15 DAYS
>>563250948Somebody stop me
>>563250568remind me never to get on this anon's bad side
they have to murder this jockey, right?like theyre not just gonna let him ride another horse?
>>563251180>lose a beewhat did they mean by this?
>>563251218damnit cygay, your sitting on a goldmine if you do mildly ecchi stories ala harem anime with cgs
>>563251316that would piss off purityfags and keibafags, so it won't happen
>>563250880I wonder how they perform(haven't finished mine, only have a half-decent SMaru and VBourbon, still trying for a good Kitasan and Seiun)
>>563251304I dont even know what is going on
>>563251304>peta was rightjust like rodeos, horse racing is animal torture
>>563251418steeplechase is just that dangerous for horses
Can I just get a fucking Medium S spark on first inspiration one fucking run?
>>563251435the most abusive of all are bucking broncostheir 'training' is holy shit levels of psycho horror
>>563251418the horse failed to jump over a fat fence midrace so he basically broke every bone including his back and had to be euthanizedthe picture is what it looks like when a horses back is broken
>>563251597he still won the race by the way
>>563251597I read it was just a back fracture in two vertabrae?
>>563251304My dancho when events are over
>>563251374I have a negative winrate so far, the problem in this track is the late race starts in the third corner. This allows Kwanzaa Oguri and speed debuffs to hit their accels earlier than AnS(fronts), which procs on the 4th and final corner. So fronts are inherently disadvantaged this track, still gonna run triple fronts tho.
>>563251485sure!once every 40 runs if you're running 15 distance sparks!
>>563251304I cant imagine being the jockey, feeling your horse absolutely buckle and make a horrifying noise after failing a jump and think "yeah I should keep going we're so close to the finish line this is your legacy bro"
>>563251686died doing what it loved at least
>>563251796A&S procs immediately when late race starts bwo...?
>>563251304That jockey is going to get executed bro
>>563251686kek what a goat
>>563251304isn't this normal for jump racesnot saying it's good or should be normal but the added stress over just distance races is part of why it's shit
>>563251304This is why i don't really like keiba stuff, I only like the game because it's literally not real.
Why are anons trying to initiate a thread wide psychosis
>>563251418Steeplechase involves having horses jump over roughly 4 foot tall obstacles and just hoping they don't immediately need to be killed, as their lower leg is roughly analogous to your middle finger. I'm of the opinion that those who support keeping steeplechase around are lesser versions of those who actively abuse their own animals personally, but that's probably an extreme opinion
Damn this is fucking cool
>>563252039what do you mean anonthey're watchingdon't say the wrong thingor you wi
That's what happens when you make your umas race 4+ times in a row by the way
>>563251905Maybe I should just shut up...
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>563252109A-anon?
>>563251304lolThe jockey shoving his opponent off the horse only got a 60 day suspension
>>563252057they're also distances far longer than most flat races
>>563249548that sounds good whats wrong with having sex with tulpas. Its just a dream
>>563251304How the fuck are these jumping races even legal?
>>563249859omg, slay!
>>563252208do these people just forget that they're running at 40 miles an hour? if he landed on his neck dude wouldve been dead before the horse noticed the lost weight
>>563251304>literally dragging the jockey kicking and screaming to the finish line
>>563251304Final spurthttps://x.com/sportstalk_all/status/2042596509556809993Stewards report regarding the jockeyhttps://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2042620163774718014
>>563252057It's not extreme. I'd go as far to say that normal races aren't that much better. Now that some anons will say is extreme but even then I disagree.
Glue...
>>5632509912spd 2wit is more than enough to get capped speed and at least 1k wit most runs so it depends on your sparks and power cards.2spd 3wit 1pow with mostly power and a few stamina sparks will probably get you 1200/700/1100/x/1200 on a good run just from my own experience.If you have some wit sparks then 2 power cards might be better, but you're pressing wit less and therefore using more energy and I don't know how much effect that has personally.
>>563251304Why the fuck is he still on him in this photo he genuinely looks so retardedThe fucking horse looks like Gary after that one race
>>563249859My wife and son
Kitasan is a bitch
you guys want to know a secret of mine?I play exclusively on mute, I don't know what anyone sounds like nor have I listened to ANY in game songs. The only exception is King Halo
>>563250417FOKKE DE POKKE FOKKE DE POKKE
>>563252596Okay ryanxwonbin
Holy moly I just got blessed so hard by RNG
>>563252471horses aren't really built to jump like that normally, unlike flat racing
>>563251304This isn't a real photo right? It looks comically evil
>>563252641BASED
>shitty early senior year Guts training actually pays offabout time this bitch actually gives me THH
>>563252649we don't care Rebrickshitter
Whoever here is spam making threads on /v/ PLEASE STOP. /v/ma has decided to move. More information will be given later, just stop making thread for now please
>>563252789proofs!?
>>563252789bro that's an obvious falseflag
>>563251304that looks incredibly painful
>>563252789those and this post are all falseflags
>>563252789>/v/ma has decided to moveThey can't be called /v/ma then
>>563247180cheese
>>563252685the video is no better, shit's sad
>>563252641WTF he's that based??>>563252596Honestly, good for you. If she's the only oshi you need then that's great. Kingu is a very lovely uma.
>>563252789this /v/ma moved to our club discord until things calm down with the jannies
weiii
>>563252789>he can't identify honeypot threads
>>563252789Stop falling for the obvious shitter. It's either the schizo in here or a honeypot bread
>>563252470okay the clip doesn't make it look that badstill is obviously but I got the impression it was quite literally limping with only its front legs to the finish line
>>563252921wahey*
>>5632509912spd, 3wit, siriuspower sparks preferred
>>563252936headline designed for clicks
I'm going to kill you and fuck your trainee.
>>563251304"ffffffacking bollocks, I'm gonna be facking bent for this bruv"
>>563252851The gorgonzola...
JUST GIVE ME ONE FUCKING RUN WITH MEDIUM S I'M BEGGING YOU
>>563252838I honestly believe it. All of the schizo-feel posts this past 10 minutes somehow revolves around King
>>563253137Nyo
>>563253137okay but your speed will be 1050
will uma ever get collab characters like other gacha?
>>563252470nah unc he's cooked after stream lowtotopoenuinely
>>563251304horse racing is one thing because horses running is very innate.in what scenario is:>i'm going to make this giant 1000lb animal with delicate ankles do high jumps while a 130lb man sits on top.a good idea?
>>563252789If "/v/ma" decided to move, why would you care if someone is still making threads there?
I'm too tired and employed to understand what goes on when im not here.
>>563253209they don't even add NPCs as playable, uma and cygames pride themselves on using real life horses, collabs are likely going to be one sided in the case of golshi in another cygames game, forgot which, but the closest for uma would be like KFC
>>563252470Oh thank god. The photo made it look like he was forced to finish the race while fucking limpingI hate the social media holy shit
>>563251435peta is never right, because for all the bitching and whining they do, their only solution is to just kill the animals regardless of how healthy they are. they would gleefully euthanize perfectly healthy racehorses because their cult doctrine demands it of any animal raised by humans.
>>563253209if so hopefully it will just be costume collab and not bringing in a character that doesnt belong
NOOO ANON YOU JUST HAD TO SAY THAT SLUR AHHHH!!!!
I'm unemployed but I fap too much to know what's going on here.
>prepared to passgluetime to sleep, oguri...
>run 6 speed cards to do a meme run>none of them show up in 20 turnsim not sure how chances work but im pretty sure the game starts being a faggot once your numbers get big
>>563253137Do a TT run real quick anon.There are two distance S sparks waiting for you there
I'll post twitter screencaps instead to get (You)'s in /uma/ next time.
>>563253209They already added Yui in the new hotsprings event in jp
>>563253209Hatsune Mikuma
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>563253326grub had a collab with spe, teio, suzuka, mcqueen and golshi
What if I rode an anon running on all fours
>>563253426
>>563253352immediate make up sex with mejiro right there on the sopt
>>563253352what slur where
>>563253271tradition, mainly. It was like this for hundreds of years so why stop?same reason why Greyhound racing exists. Everyone knows its bad.... but it would vost more to stop
>>563252789fuck off schizo, you're the one spamming threads all day there to make mods ban people.
Do they ever change training growths?Like give me one good reason why some Umas should have dogshit growths like 20% Guts 10% Power while the privileged few get 20% speed
>>563253289What part of more information will be given later do you not understand? /v/ma knows, but you will know later
>>563252420a lotta money on the line and minimal punishments makes such things possible
>>563253326>they don't even add NPCs as playable, uma and cygames pride themselves on using real life horses5 of the npcs are real life horses
>>563253472empl*yed>>563253471feed her instead
>>563253434ew what did they do to goldshit
>>563253476>same reason why Greyhound racing exists. Everyone knows its bad.... but it would vost more to stopgreyhound racing is nowhere near as bad nowadays
>>563253541im *hiring* you thentonot sure didnt think this far through luhmao
>>563253587retard
Newfriend here is McQueen for (You) I will wife her depending on the answer.
>>563253510That’s what costume alts are forFor example, KawaPri has that 20% guts and 10% power scaling you mentioned, but her alt fixe-…I’m so sorry.
>>563252420There is an unbelievable amount of money in this sport, I've seen retards go to war in amateur boxing matches for a hundred bucks.
>>563253649you can't hire me i didn't umapply
>>563253434This looks so uncanny, like they slapped some tits and Goldshits wig on a white boy
>>563253709nyes
>>563241349>made me check my club chat>it's my clubWhat the fuck. I can't believe I almost missed this but it's my fault for not checking the club chat, thanks
>>563253705she doesn't look hideous for once wow
horse racing in japan is state owned which is pretty funny
>>563253434yup, that's the one i meant, but playable collab characters in umamusume are probably nono>>563253520that's the other thing i personally don't get, like why weren't they able to get saint lite, speed symboli and haiseko as playable, based on what some anons say horse racing is very complicated based on who owns the rights of the horses
>>563253734it's an edit, retard>>563253705
>>563253710
>2 Wit is enough to get 1K>I can barely get 900 with MLB SSR FM, SR Tachyon, and SR Marvelous
Honestly I think I burned my luck for the year, these sparks are not repeating
>>563253734Do we tell him
>>563252789F.You guys were the fucking best.T. a beloved bwo
>>563253709Basically every uma in the game is for (You) Some are just more for You) than others
>>563253813>like why weren't they able to get saint lite, speed symboli and haiseko as playablethey're too old, that's itwith that they've effectively set the oldest playable horses as being of maru's gen
>>563253861>Basically every uma in the game is for (You)
Unfortunately Golshi is a little white boy with a wig
>>563253357On my day off I spent 6 hours playing goblin nest and showed my girlfriend it because its essentially a game with all of her fetishes in one game but with rape goblins. And she spent almost as long as I did playing it. And then called me a faggot bitch because she skipped studying to play it.
>>563253954She just doesn't know it yet
>>563253954taishin test deep in her womb
>>563253513Fuck off, you asinine faggot. People like you make me regret I ever posted there.
>>563252789F.Rest in peace, our beloved little bwo.
>>563253904>they're too old, that's itas in?do all the races they participated in simply not exist anymore?there's not enough information about them? but they have designs so they should have SOMETHING
>>563253954Her onsesn scene is for (You), like most umas.
>kawapri’s growths brick her>kawapri’s alt’s growths brick her>all kawapri cards are bricksShe truly is Brickakami…
anyone have the id of the guy that got kicked for blacklisting purposes?>>563253709that's "best girl" McQueen and yes she is
>>563252789Not looking good.
>>563254102they're too old generation wiselike I said, they've pretty much made it so the oldest playable umas will be from maru's gen
>>563254126>>563080754
I think romance is gay. Give me an Uma wife that isn't for (You) whatsoever.
>>563254126Gimme your club first then I'll feed you the id
we're moving to discord dot gg slash mambo
>>563254217Jordan
>>563253904that makes total sense, even maruzensky is an odd chance, i like they joke about it making her live alone compared to the other umas, thanks for the context
Can I get a QRD on the drama the past few days? I don't like being out of the loop.
[-]
Are the game8 recommended schedules reliable?Seen some guides and r*ddit schedules recommending ~33 races, but with a lot of races in JR year i find it hard to build friendship, so come 1st summer (and maybe half the career) not everyone is orange and i miss rainbowsIs that acceptable or just bad?
>first maru parent run>3* power>2* mile>no nimble>no groundworkaiiieeeee
>>563254378Bad moderation on the video game board and forced interaction between two groups causing friction. It's pretty standard for any long standing general that consistently gets video game threads.
>>563254458it's finejust add QEII in thereand yes you're supposed to race the most amount you can in junior
I like being out of the loop, do not give me a QRD on le drama
>>563254523Do not add QEII, you only need that for Tiara route
>>563254458Aside from G1s you're not really required to follow them, if you have a good training for friendship during junior then skip it. I mostly skip non-rival races.
so we are all pulling on goldship summer and nishino flower right? the two futureproof assets for your account.
>>563254458That's basically what I run, except for QEII instead of early december, and a G2 in junior early nov instead of artemis stakes
>>563254536gross
The scene of Maruzensky teasing about me moving next to her gave me legit butterflies.This has never happened in any video game i've played ever. Am i ok?
>>563254640I'll just borrow both
>>563254575oh truengl doing the triple crown route I've done the g1 races 3 times in a row always but then you have a chance at exploding just for a tiny bit more SP so this schedule looks better to avoid that
>>563252828>>563252828>>563252828>>563252828
>>563254378/v/ma got killed (which is a massive community with a completely different culture) and now they're refugees hereRebricked had the schizo in their club, turns out its a long running schizo from /vn/
>>563254378The usual. Schizo or the anti-JP/JP spoiler schizo tried to force another global JP split, but this time, he went to the JP thread to complain about it, and then proceed to spam our threads with nonstop samefag on multiple devices while blaming multiple groups such as JP posters, /v/ma, etc, after they didn't listen to him.Vandalized our OPs, failed to do it a second time, went on a melty and spammed scat both here and JP thread.Whatever happening is /v/ma is not a problem anymore since they're currently already working on it and keeping all the meta talks all to themselves and inside their clubs.There's also that a Rebricked member caught actively shitposting that may or may not be the same schizo spammer.I suggest making your own filters too make the bread bearable during the times the schizoposting is happening as anons are currently doing it, and a club apparently have a filter list already shared inside their club chat.
After seeing this like 10 times, I finally understand the joke with the event name.
Falco actually brought the goods, bye Power Rice
>>563254640>we
>>563254640not going to validate your poor decisions
>>563254209thanks. the only other one I'd like to find to know to avoid is the anon that requested a club invite for a club with "no chatting" unironically, as in no discord but also no chatting by anyone in the club, but that was forever ago and it would be nearly impossible to find
>>563254809>New
>>563254782discord chat* fixed that for you
>>563254809
>only got two med S Ayabe’s >mediocre stats and none of the cards completed Im being punished aren’t I
>>563254894I know who you're talking about but I can't be assed to look
>>563254894this guy?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548531108/#548535373
>>563254943No, you've just been a little late in realising the gameplay loop.
>>563254123this wouldn't have happened if she could've competed in the first leg of the triple tiara but they were afraid of her power
You guys didn't filter me right?
>>563253709Yes
>>563254281what a stupid looking trophy. they should remake it in umamusume with an uma as the figure.
>>563254995>he's in almondlove nowWHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO BE IN THERE AND BE A PART OF THE GAY ORGIESUN-FUCKING DESERVED SPOT
>>563254217
>>563255117No, I love you.
>>563254281I thought he was jorking it
>>563254995>in almondlove>actually chats every once in a whiletsundere-kun
>Learn about some horse named Gold Dancerwhat the sweet fuck was that
>>563255117i would never filter my umadacchis
>>563254682>he's developing oneitisEnjoy it>>563254378/v/ma is running into the "/v/ mods are absolutely dogshit and as such are migrating" nothingburger that'll pass once they find a place to settle down. Only other one is one of the clubs (Rebricked) had the autist that's screeching in /uma/ and /umajp/. Since I'm a "do one or two bad MANT runs a day for fun without a club to justify number crunching" casual player, I don't really have a horse in this race
>>563255025I just want to use my oshi in the next cm but I’m up against the Hoguri legion and dominators…
>>563255231He finally came out of the closet, good for him
>>563254458>>563254523>>563254593>>563254663This game guide also skips things like first yasuda and i thought it was ‘all’ G1s to run… but idk
>>563254961funny that you also remember>>563254995>it's himholy freaking search GOD. how the hell did you do that? i kneel
>>563254678rape is gross, I agree
>>563255309You should skip Yasuda Kinen because you don't want to race four times in a row pre-summer.
>>563255231The Natie profile checks out>>563255117I can still see your post at the least
>>563255231So that's the power of onlyfans
>>563255336Holy shit, Taishin is awesome
>>563254782Finally a fair post describing the situation. Drama seekers should refer to this post about the current events. I'd just add that the ex-Rebricked member got doxxed by the JP thread and they loudly came to /uma/, wanting him to be kicked out, in the end Rebricked danchou decided to comply with their demands
Reminder that vfcord sometimes browses here so make sure to make fun of VF every thread~
>>563255268You could be in a club. I'm sure a casual club danchou would appreciate your presence, and you get something out of it.
>>563255117no you're my club bro and I love you
>>563255234steeplechase. don't look up the mejiro rafiki video.
>>563255309Its because the classic year NHK mile to Takarazuka 4G1's is next to summer. Thats -80 to -100 energy and potentially two mood downs and a debuff. Your items might make it possible but it is safest to not do Yasuda so you can recoup energy and finish some friendships off.
>>563255336i think every onsen scene is canonical sex
>>5632552682 runs is like 1.5 million fans, you could easily get into an A or A+ club.
you guys never had onsen sex before? grim
>>563255438
>>563255637i never have sex because i want to fight overpopulation
>finally get medium S>after like 20+ runs>with 4 medium sparks>none of the gold skills finish>with only 3 sr>with fuku stopping at 2nd eventI hate this retarded game so much.
>>563255336>just realized we ain't getting hot spring tickets the entirety of MANT What the fuck they should've kept this one atleast
cm12 status?
>>563255442>they loudly came to /uma/, >wanting him to be kicked out>>563080754>This is not to tell you to kick him but just wanted you to be aware of what he's currently doing.Thank you.Nice try though. I know you're the shitposter, but just to add, danchou didn't want to kick him, at all.He called him out and warned him to stop, which he didn't, and continued doing so, Rebricked danchou caught him in the act, then kicked him on the spot.>>563121812 >I said if I see it again I'll kick him and I just saw it. again I want to reiterate that none of you bandwagoning faggots had any influence on the decision tho, it was completely my own
>>5632557281.5/3
>>56325572825% xoguri winrate, 44% team winrate, 75 room sample size
>>5632557282 grandparents ready
>>563255728Oguri
>>563255678
>>563255205>>563255327>>563255231This is the REAL big news imo HOLY shit what a tsuntsun cutie! Almost makes me regret not having joined Almond but my club is (mostly) cool too.
Look at this.
>>563255760>had any influence on the decision tho, it was completely my ownlol lmao
>>563255518>it happens on the last jump of the raceunluckysurprised it's just on youtube
>>563255896Nice bubbles
>another career where the supports are split 1-1-1-1-1fuck me man I already abandoned three borrow runs
>>563255945gold dancer, mejiro rafiki... I bet that's the jump most horses don't make, and it's probably because it's the last one and they're tired by that point. poor beasts.
>>563255231wow what a cutie... send him a wuz you from me
>>563255760>This is not to tell you to kick him but>BUUUUUTAre you serious? Just stop>bandwagoning faggots had any influence on the decision thoThis already contradicts everything, JP started a witchhunt just by doxxing him
>>563255518I should have heeded your warning
>Quitting runsDAAANNNNCHOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>563255896Yaeno Boobteki
>>563255624When I say I do bad runs, I don't think I've generated an Uma above A+, and I play entirely off vibes and don't actually optimize anything
>That one race where that white? horse essentially turned into a ball and started freaking out
>>563254378The anti JP spoiler schizo took the opportunity of /v/ma being homeless and moving here in the meantime to instigate some drama and shit all over the place, he might or not have been the Rebricked schizo too, but there were too many coincidences that pointed it was himNo JP didn't start any witchhunt or even bothered coming here, it was /uma/ who hunted him down and solved the issue and for that I am very proud of /uma/ for cleaning the placeIn any case he is here again pretending to be someone else >>563255442 and trying to mud the waters even more, since he is always seething about our seniors posting here
>>563252789You're fucking kidding me, I've been wondering where you faggots were. Trying to fight the good fight and you guys are just gonna give up....?It hurts.
>>563256130>I'm gonna doxx and snitch on this guy but I don't want you to kick him or anythingIt's obvious they wanted the faggot kicked
>>563256271can I ask how many times you've rolled for umas and how many for support cards?
>>563256232falco's event is over bwo, quitting run is fine again
My fast learner, giga-lucky distance A with firm course menace and a couple more midrace skills doesn't hold a candle to an average luck distance S of a similar statline with 100 less wit...I think I fucking hate this game
>>563256271well, as long as you're having fun, I guess
>>563253954Putting tickezo would be more believable if you want to bait
BOBOB
>>563255937Rebricked Danchou is incredibly narcissistic, he can't admit to doing wrong and sees all of his members as pawn. This is why you don't change leadership because faggots like him take over and the club is done for.
today i found out that half of my club are seaggers . grim
>no reset whistles in sight>one rainbow turn in all of classic summer and it's not even a multi rainbow
happy birthday to this zoomer
>>563256258That's Bamboo Memory!
>>563256436Sweet lord almighty
How do you losers go on living knowing you will never be as based as Maverick?
>>563256436Ines Boobjin
>>563256232As danchou, I learned the power of the Give Up button. I understand flatliners now
>>5632557283/3, going to replace Grass with Cheerleader Nice Nature when she drops. Wasn't satisfied at all with my attempts at Late Biwa so I went back to gambling with Pace and it's been fun so far, feels good getting value out of regular Biwa's 20% wit growth.
>>563256496Even with a whistle it probably would still be a single
>>563256285Why do you lie about minor stuff?JP found the guy by asking him to post his homescreen, which revealed his TT score. After that they managed to identify him and commented about him in this thread. Nobody here solved anything
>Stuck with connection errors (again)
>>563255728Send it.
>>563256496I've noticed that there's a significant increase in triple support appearing in trainings during pre-debut in MANT, is it just me?
That's going into my cringe compilation
>>563256536>replace Grass with Cheerleader Nice Nature when she dropsthat's gonna be for the final only though...
>>563256596the curse of the witch
>>563255760holy FUCK that chain keknever ever would dream of there being such thing as a real Fukuschizo wow
>>563256515Bamboob Memory
>>563256441miss the old bricked danchou..
>>563256684Chiyo would not say this.
>>563256340I missed probably 5 months of banners, so I'm inherently behind on everything, nor did I plan out which rolls outside "I have the carrots to do a set of 10". Appreciate you being willing to help, but I'm here just to enjoy the horsegirls running even if I end up not as good as everyone else
Is it me or the daily pull got reset? I swear I already done my pull on new day
>>563256743Me on the left.
I told my trainee I want to have sex with her and she decided to void our contract.You guys told me umas wanted to fuck me what the hell guys.
>>563256818He's still there though
>>563256441sad to see
>>563256818same...
>>563256209
>>563256856im the middle oneim just shocked but not warped
>>563256441All danchous are sick twisted psychopaths though
>>563256869Did you consult the list? With most umamusume you have to wait until at least mid Classics
Chart with uma lineages for the Oka Sho this weekend
>>563256285>JP didn't even bothered coming hereThe thread was already linked so anyone to see. Only a retard would believe that.>everyone against me must be the same personMeds. Once again you're trying hard to make people be even more hostile against JP players
so did cuma danchod ever come back
Call it
>>563256834Nonono I'm not here to criticize or help you in gameplay, in fact I'm happy with what you're doing. Just that I wanna know if you're the Umaroller .
>>563256969all in on alankar
>>563256441would be worse if he didnt kick him
>>563255896im looking
Is XOguri ok without Professor and Killer Tunes? Way I figure since her Ult is position independent she's better off with head on / nimble nav and laterace speed.
This is rape
>>563256869Have you tried not being ugly
>>563255518中山グランドジャンプ 2011年 マイネルネオス
>>563256998Neicha
Genuine question. Does Cinderella Gray anime get... Better? I've watched 11eps so far and it's getting samey and boring
>>563256998dupe that gives you LB1
>>563257089just drop it anon it's not for you
>>563257048yes it ok
>>563256493Which club
>>563256998Halloween King Halo.
>>563256998Tupac'd
>>563256998Palmer
>>563257050there's no such thing as rape
>>563256997I remember the guy doing a ctrl+F and saying we're still talking about him, but that was last year.
>>563256493Mambro...
>>563257048Is head-on actually needed or is it just more gamble to win
>>563256998
>>563256687Shouldn't she be around for at least a bit of Round 2? If it starts on the 23rd then Round 2 Day 2 should be the 26th if I'm mathing this out right
>>563256969>the Akikawa triplets aren't real, they can't hurt you>the Akikawa triplets:
>>563257212I doubt it's needed, I pick it up if I get the hint for it but her Ult + Nimble Nav should be enough
>>563257157uma&co
I can't believe how you retards come to these conclusions and the topic about this is still being revived.I was camping the JP thread at the time for the schizo's metatalk and after someone redirected the bread there. I was the one who asked him to show his home menu since I fully know our lobby currently looks different than theirs because of the anniversary, and called him a "globalbab" in the proccess since that's how posters at JP addresses us. I doubt they know shit about our clubs much alone our club names, and I wanted to make sure if he's in an /uma/ club or not.I didn't want him kicked but wanted to see if he'll stop posting after getting called out or not which he didn't.This drama is already finished and resolved and no one cares about it anymore so anyone still trying to revive this are the shitposters, the kicked fella, and the schizos.Learn how to spot pattern recognition already.
>>563256684You're going in my sex compilation!
>>563257003As far as I'm aware I'm not>>563257089I'm on episode 8 and like it more than Pretty Derby's third season
>>563257302but rebricked danchou was wrong
>>563257089It's all downhill after Chiyo wins the Derby.
>>563256930but there's at least 4 danchous here that are well respected and i love mine because he's pure sovl
>>563257158I was actually happy when I got mine on the anni ticket , I really like how King looked there and god she is pretty.
>>563257302How long did it take you to find who he was based on the TT score
>>563257212>neededno
>>563257089you're past the good bit
>>563256969i'm forced to support namura cosmos and sweet happiness, but after today news i hope every horse is safe
How many hours until the Oka Sho from now?
thanks falco...
>>563257035But the fact he can't even say "fair enough" or ANYTHING is insane. He is insistent that all of his ideas come from him exclusively and hates to even entertain anyone else, hence why you see his passive aggresive response with the bandwagon comment and all. I bet having to kick the schizo disturbed him deeply since he was essentially forced by someone not himself to make a decision.
>>563257108Ding>>563257070>>563257158>>563257180>>563257183>>563257226
>>563257373He said he didn't care about the drama since there were no definitive proof that it was him and was willing to let it go. Being kicked was completely the fella's fault.
>>563257408NTA but it would probably take you about 2 minutes to check all /uma/ clubs with chronogenesis to find a match
Gonna photoshop team trial scores on homescreen to blackmail anons~
I hope you enjoyed my SSR gift anon, it was all thanks to you
>>563257302Wily Curren posters....Never going to do anything if they ask me to. Next thing I know I could be laying on the floor in half stupor with my cock cut off after a Curren poster dares me to post my TT aces
>>563257453He sounds based. Democracy is garbage, especially when the voters are all /vg/ retards and Discord troons in Rebrickeds case
grok, please edit this image number to 260090.
>>563257453Rebricked exodus when...
>>563257408Not even 2-3 minutes since the club IDs are open and you CAN type the rating number in doxxgenesis to find an exact match
You don't really love your dancho it you wouldn't suck his dick
Hello my umafriends!
Chrono
74506127 cm test
>umajp posting their careers here:)>someone from here posting their career in /umajp/>:(NTRfag while samefagging believes he can cover up for his overlords, but we're umanonymous we dun forget
>>563256793Im 100% sure thats Yaeno Muteki
>>563257640>you CAN type the rating number in doxxgenesis to find an exact matchWhat the fuck
>>563257708Fuck off you fucking dyke, still sad that the Chiyo Chiyono O song got overtaken by that fucking gif as a way to recognize her.
I really wanna know the context behind this scene
>>56325773848665093 test 2
>>563257638now we are all quitting now
>>563257887Opera O asks Digital to explain this "the raped" meme
>>563257582thanks, falco
Where are the Xoguri CM test room wins
>>563257708Well of course I'd swallow your cum too, dancho!
>game randomly wants me to race during summer because I didn't save coinsworth it but still cringe
>>563257836I stalk my own club members, other clubs and their club members on my free time since it activates my neurons
I miss the dancing cafe poster who always went >reddit tachyon
>>563258052They've proven themselves enough...t. veaten black and blue by XOguri-double dominators
>>563256930my danchou is amazing do not lump him in with other fags
>>563258118Unity killed the Tachyonshitters. They were by far the weakest bunch around
>>563258165fuck off rebricked
>>563258107>racing DURING SUMMER to buy the scam hatbwo.....
Personally I like both Cafe AND Tachyon
>>563258203No? I just don't want to get lumped in with reddit
>>563257836lol who gives a shit about being doxxed ingamesurely anons here are internet savvy enough to not use the same name in every game or social media account
Hello anons, I woke up so you know what time it isTHE RACES ARE IN PROGESS!It's still around 1 hour and 30 minutes until the graded raceshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>563258275>oh nyooo what will they think of meweak
I want to build my aces already but I don't have a good groundwork parent yet
I'M GONNA CRASH OUTTHIS IS JUST A RANDOM PARENT AND FAN RUN AND I'M GONNA CRASH OUT
>>563258279being doxxed aside, I don't think many anons are aware that you can easily get gamedoxxed with chrono
>>563258285Nice looking forward to the races today
>>563258279Haha...
>>563258285G2 Sankei Sports Hai Hanshin Himba Stakes, Hanshin, 1600m Turf, 4YO and older mares only (15:30 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe3. 4. 5. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa6. 7. 8. 9. Sire side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe10. Sire side - Satano Diamond; Dam side - Agnes Digital
>>563258314Hag larper meets real hag.
>>563258118The cafe poster is still here, "people" just barely post Tachyon anymore
>>563258118stfu donkey
>>563257949one more
So this is what we are doing now? I was having a peaceful training session with my Fine Motion and out of nowhere she raped and took my SS virginity just like that, out of nowhere. Is this what Tracen academy is about now? Is it that wealthy ladies with powerful families now can go and rape their trainers and take away their virginities? This is NOT fine at all.Thank you Fine Motion
>nishino raped 4 of my clocks on JF with these statsAlso on pace btw
>>563258413G2 New Zealand Trophy, Nakayama, 1600m Turf, Good, 3YO only, Trial for G1 NHK Mile Cup (15:45 JST)1. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Narita Top Road2. Dam side - Symboli Kris S3. Dam side - Jungle Pocket4. Sire side - Grass Wonder5. 6. 7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week8. 9. Dam side - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Agnes Tachyon10. Sire side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen11. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O12. Dam side - Maruzensky13. Dam side - Stay Gold14. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki15. Sire side - Special Week; Dam side - Jungle Pocket
>>563258118>>563258429Both of these are donkeys though...
>>563258279I used to change my uma name every few weeks but now I've stopped since people recognise my name and treat it with respect.
>>563258429Donkeys love.
>>563258279Shiraoki yeeteth and Shiraoki yoinketh away
>>563257302I legit believe all Curren posters are chaotic evil
>>563258537>pace>not latedeserved
>>563258583>all>implying there's more than one
>>563258383for example, if you pick a random /uma/ club and a random, /uma/ anon like ocsabat, you can easily find his steam profile and see he has 700 hours on just the steam client aloneso i believe
>>563258526>Cucky Seven
>>563258107>>563258245Another run baited and bricked by Scholar's Hat
>>563258602>late on milebased retard
I ate three ice cream sandwiches today.
>>563258608This is how I think. Everytime I see a Fuku post I assume it can only be the schizo from now on.
>>563258640>better late-race speed is BAD!!!-4 clocks
>>563258676You could do with one more
>>563258608>all Curren posts are done by AelredHoly shit I was so wrong about you Aelred
>new accounts get this much
>>563258553>>563258576>game called "uma"musume>actually filled with inus, donkey, and ushimusumewhat did they mean by this?
>>563258676rookie numbers
>>563258608I'm just a part-time Currenposter, but I like her.
>>563258569We aren't exactly being respectful to you when we say we want to rape your ass, ryanxwonbinx
>stream went from japanese to english
>>563257725
>terrible inspos>jobbed KKS and Mile champCan't help but wonder if i mighta squandered my one chance at U rank with my f2p deck
...
>>563258279Ahaha
>>563258676No, they don't work like lasagna servings, you ate 9 sandwiches
I wanna train my wife(Dober) for next CM, but I guess I'll train some parents right now. What two parents do I want for her?
seaniggers
my club is the best
>>563258812Me on the left, middle (background) and right
>>563258767It was like 28k when I started in the december kita banner
this cm is as rng as the fucking sprint cm man. this downhill and paceup thing is so volatile
>>563258794I would change my name every day if I was that redditor
>>563258429I want to deepthroat Ayabe’s ears. Perhaps even lovingly strip her ear cover with my teeth
>>563258880We're on the rise my fellow mambro
>>563258918this is why I have 1.2k wit so I've done what I can
>>563258987ive seen 0 pace ups with 1.2k wit i didnt know that was even possible
The downside of being an epic XOguri trainer is not knowing which XOguri is better, all of them keep winning their races. How do you deal with this my fellow Peak bwos?
>>563258767somehow uma feels harder to start (if you wanted to be competitive) than grub even tho grub is 1000x grindier (i have no other gacha comparisons)
>>563258991Get away from Falco you slut
>>563258983ew don't lump me in with some thirdworld shithole club like yours
You have a button that kills all Ogurifags.Do you press it?
>>563259124
>>563259124I guess I have to press it 100 times to make sure
>>563259124But I'm the ogurifag?
Well, I ate an entire pizza by myself today
>>563258918i should try to understand things like pace and down/uphill more, maybe would explain why my most dominant CM was libra, yet one of my absolute worst was pisces (though got finals w/ fatass sweaty whales for both)
>>563258279How'd you know I use the same handle for all my accounts???
>>563259124Pin pon
>>563259124I don't want you to die...
>>563259124Killing trainers is not a random act of kinda nice
>>563259181Why is Agnes so based?
>>563258962>lovingly strip her ear cover with my teethglad I'm not the only one who has thought of that
You have a button that kills all Kingfags.Do you press it?
>>563259124smiling oguri posters are my friends and allies that help me whenever I have game related questions. I would never kill them.
>>563259098mambo is a first world clubtry. might even be 0th. we're so advanced
>>563257640>you CAN type the rating number in doxxgenesis to find an exact matchIt would be useful if that were literally true. I could have a list of easy targets at hand were retention in jeopardy
>>563247151didn't get a satisfying result so no nsfw, kinematics are boring to work with in KKsurprisingly there was a card already on bepis so I only did a few minor fixes, looks good enough to me so now I can use Confuchan as material when I remember where I left my old scene folderthanks for the motivation anon
Just dropping this here
>>563259286BUTif you press it, you'll hear the trannyking voice
>>563258279they could find my banned grub account of the same name!
>>563258692But it could be a mamboposter or one of the fuku danchous. Or a european
>>563258775It's definitely dominated by ushimusume that's for sure
>>563259071I run OG Cap (as in peak) in sprint to mile and Christmas Cap (as in peak) in med to long
>>563259353I would have loved for it to be 0th world because then it wouldn't exist
>>563257453why would I give a shit about listening to or playing nice with you fags when you're constantly shitting on us? lol kick rocks
Another dirter ruined like Falco
Changingoftheguard is your sydney cup winner
>Aaron's Rod (Almond Eye's child) jobbed>again...
>>563259537Keep recruiting from Discord, we can tell you're already trying to stop associating with /uma/
>>563259227it's rng there is nothing to understand other than high Wit = more pace up
concentration, groundwork, dodging danger block combo
>>563259608Who the fuck name their horse as someone's dick?
>>563259359You can on the club list. Not just the team rating alone
>Google my clubmate>Cosplayer
>>563259608His name was already jobber tier>aaron benis :DDDDDLoser name
>>563259714>>563259714>>563259714
>Hit 1100 speed after summer>all the races start giving me speed
orenji
>>563259664You can just kinda name racehorses whatever. I'm somewhat partial to the Philippine horse Nuclear Bomb and the midwestern horse Skibidi Rizz
>>563258279What are the odds of torenas recognizing my old CS 1.6 handle?
>>563259636retard
>>563259664https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron%27s_rod
>>563259359>>563259683I meant inside the club page. So if you have a team rating saved, go to each /uma/ clubs then copy paste that team rating it should show 1/1 at ctrl+F. That's how I found the Fuku anon in Rebricked.
>>563243530She's so short
>>563259805>r-retard!No rebuttal because you know it's true
>>563259550that look sstraights out of a video games.
>>563259808I could tell it wasn't actually named after a dong, but it really just looks like it. Bad name anyways
>>563259924proofs?
>using XOguri + double dom/hes>enter a room with a Mejiro trainer using Ardan/Bright/Dober>easiest win yetI actually feel bad now
>>563259386
>>563259415Dantsu's boobs dominating my penis
why did the shitposter latch on to rickey
