Previous: >>563289214>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>563302660Me btw.
>>563301513>>563301719How big do you think she is?
>10 Maru runs>best spark so farbros...
Bestest, cutest, strongest, beautifulest uma in the entire world!
>fuku divines bright to get a picture of a full moon>bright forgets about it>takes a picture of the sun the day after...?????????is she.... retarded
I want an uma that would get turned off my smelling penis.
i need to make lunch don't get horny without me.
>>563303137She is a plant, Bright needs light
>>563302945Virgin hides the strideChad spreads with pride
>>563303041People fail to understand how corsets work and it shows
>>563303156I'm not an uma, but I could do that for you. Raping me would be a lot of fun.
>>563302945>womanNo longer interested.
Still looking for a comfy A or B+ club871780416249
this thread will be hornier
>>563303262chiyobro...
>I am still unable to connectFUCK>>563303137>is she.... retardedShe's brightMejiro Bright.
>>563303305not now, I gotta do my runs
>>563303137She just isn't very bright.
>>563303305please stopI done it three times now and it hurts
>>563303305source
I will no longer continue runs if I fail to get distance S on the first inspiration which means I will kill 95% of my runs early classic year
>>563303305not yet. i'm getting distracted from training.
>5 threads
stop
>>563303292Last I checked rebricked was hiring
>>563303305Please postpone it perfectly so that it happens when I'm ready, thank you!>>563303171I'm still cleaning my home I haven't cleaned at all yet fuck
>>563303601rebricked is full. they gave their flatliner one final chance.
>>563302249
WHERE ARE MY WHITE SPARKS AIIIIIEEEEE
>>563303292you can join bricked and drag it down to A
>>563303564Sex Nature
>>563303682>position pilfer
Four runs Nothing If I get a 7 I have to get a medium s next run right?
>>563303657uuuh is it this guy >>563303292
Sex the Ogurim.
>>563303782red shift works on literally any position next CM
>>563303795NYO
Oh no you don't!Go to the proper place to do that! >>>/trash/82214080
>>563303892even in the bed position?
Post preggers mesu uma
I missed the anon recording himself moaning, can someone post it again?
>>563303659
>>563303945what an incredibly scary (You) to receive.
She is 5mm tall.
>>563304046
>>563303945Hmm... nyoo! I'll do what I want.
>>563304060This is gonna be (you) if you don't keep your smut in the proper places! Be gay and do crime in the proper spaces!
>>563304054That's a child
>>563304031yeah bro please post the guy moaning i really want to hear another man moaning please please post it i really want to hear that
>>563303945*humps you*
>>563303343>>I am still unable to connect>FUCKInstalled Hachimi and now it connects for some reasonI'm not complaining just surprised that would fix it
>>563304228I can't even see her. Where is she?
>>563304263hey, leave me out of this! just because i helped keep that place alive doesn't mean i'm the one breaching containment! i'm just trying to prepare for Aries!
She is strong
>>563304314flagged
>>563304356
>>563303892>buys 10 front-specific skills>random pace shit because they're under the delusion that promo gamble will be a thing again>burns 130sp on position pilfer for no reason whatsoeverplease continue to attempt 3-position viable parent runs, anon. i'm sure it'll work umazingly.
>>563304402>dober>shichi>taishinThese umas have nothing in common.
>>563304235>>563304046>>563303659Fuck off with your bestiality fetish
more like fagged lmao
>>563304402i know shichi does not go to your dorm room at all in any of her career events, but i'm not sure about the other two
>>563304264Good post
>>563303945You fool, the gates... But I only want to talk with /uma/ about that stuff, not others like /v/ma and /trash/... oh well
>Finemo gave me stat hints 3 times in a row
>NHK mile cupNASTY HORSE KOCK MILE CUP>CBC shoCUMTASTIC BIG COCK SHO>JBC sprintJUICY BLACK COCK SPRINT>american JCCAMERICAN JUICY COCK CAROUSEL
>>563304502>for you>bitch>tsundereif you arrange them as a spectrum, it would beshichi -> taishin -> dober
>>563304663What's wrong with /v/ma
>>563304557>inviting coal shitty>ever
>>563304235
Starting my CM training now. What are the most used formations on public sweaty lobbies?2 fronts 1 XOguri or 2 dominators 1XOguri?
>>563304235I want to fuck an uma musume not an uma
>>563304528>tertiary
>>563304381Silence bottom. Flirt and kiss boys in the gay room. This is the gaming room.
>>563304495Oh no, Creek got a hold of Mayachi...
>>563304402Dober would share?
>>563302824
>>563304860LISAN AL GAIB
>>563304676curren chan...
>>563304770I made this thread
>>563304402is this parodying the imaizumi doujin?
>>563304817double-dom xoguri is both extremely reliable and very accessible to build. running your own fronts with a pace xoguri solo ace invites inconsistency.
>>563304502They owe me sex
>>563304942Duramente is unbeatable
>>563304914i hate dune, because it has the most brown culture out of any scifi series in the world
>>563303945>jerking off to the gyaruswoah. based.
>>563303989i wonder how many umapyoi jokes are out there, untranslated
>>563305050I see. So there's no reason to get pump on my XOguri. Thanks
>>5633048172 dominator debuffer + x oguri. Some people are running triple front to counter xoguri, I've seen some triple late surger teams too.
>>563305214worse. what the fuck am i gonna do with this at lb2.
>>563303989they'd never do this, they want riko to have sex with you
>>563305214
Duramente can be extremely cute
Noone borrowed my star uma yesterday...
I like being horny but not during reset time, I need to do my runs
>>563304942I appreciate the effort in posting Duramente propaganda, but I dont see why you have to needlessly start shit with Kitafans
>>563304768Because I am a r/a/cist Just different tastes from me is all>>563305409Ganbare! I should just do my borrows now too.
>>563305409YWNBAW
>>563305409My wife is so beautiful.
>12* medium>double circle>5 runs no medium S>get fucking turf S from 2* sub-legacy insteadI am actually so fucking done with this game’s bullshit
>>563305214I got Super Creek after I have already MLB'd her
>>563304817If you're planning running fronts, either go all-in with triple fronts or don't bother. But you're still at mercy of other players who must bring their own fronts, xOguri win rate starts dropping around 4+ fronts in lobby. xOguri + double dominator is the best strat.
>>563305324She's ugly
>>563305090The book never comes across like that.
>>563305448Well, personally I think it's because it's funny. The thing with Kitasan posters is just bantz, unless they actually take the Sweep Tosho cuckposting thing seriously in which case it was always kind of a lost cause, y'know?
Uh....guys? Everything all right?
>>563305557What are you gonna do about it?
>>563305317
new sweepy tool just dropped (this time its actually not even close to cheating)
>>563305708kill myself
>>563305574>aislop
>>563305214I got Grass
Mejiro McQueen desu wa
>>563305729What now...?
>>563305574We are?
if you can't do your daily runs while looking at skimpy pictures of umas then that's just a skill issue
>>563305574my pov
Is Falco the Yamcha of Umamusume in that any and all jokes can be made about her in any form but she remains a beloved part of the cast?
>>563305729can it finally race when scheduled instead of rest?
>>563305598>want to run 2 lates>have to run a front if i don't want xoguri to get lucky pace>my front will just get eaten up if I run her soloDo I just run a dominator as a front?
>>563305574
around 14 hours till Oka Sho
>>563306028>Curry HaloKill yourself
>>563306091Can't pick between Alankar and Cum Chalice
>>563304235Which IRL uma mare would seduce one of their groom?
>>563306210Go read your... trainynotes!
>>563306206
I don't want to jerk off with /trash/fag secondaries in this thread, but rather with people who actually play uma
>>563306320Tazuna would say this. Especially to every uma that loses her debut race.
>>563306091>Celine is stacking AkikawasFeels illegal
>>563306210chiyoyes rape
Bro your runs?
>>563306348I don't want to jerk off with you
>>563306348>>>/out/
wait... they timed her release on oka sho!
>>563306419glued 3 so far today
>>563306091TT Star Anise got this
Tm Opera O blowjob https://files.catbox.moe/krqo0e.png
>>563306091I NEED YOU
>>563304235>when LITERAL horsefuckers are more humane than mutant drooling keibafagsWhat a world.
>>5633064193 runs without gw proccing from april
?????????
Releasing all over Nishino
>>563306091>Longing Celine>Director 3 times?
>>563306504My cock btw
>>563306419Bakushin TB runs are pure suffering, she can't run anything good without serious mutation.
>>5633065732nd one looks sus
Some of you guys are some real gay faggots...
>>563305956People usually run Dominators as End/Late for more reliable procs. Unless you somehow manage to make a specific sacrificial front that dies in late and immediately falls to the back for Dom, I'm not really sure how it would work.
>>563306597And Curren Chan will rape her in Takamatsunomiya Kinen
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563305841my pov btw
>>563306504>yaoi >>>/y/ and stay there
>>563306649Hey cutie.
>>563306469oka sho as in okaasan sho as in mommy sho
>>563306649Your kind moans when jerking off you have no platform to call others gay.
>>563306419still no grandparent mile sparks....
>>563306737Heys~
>>563306573No one likes Ryan.
>>563306610
>tamamo>spurt, savvy and nimble>700 speed and 550 stam and 400 wit>long S>loses every single long race in classic yearWhy do I even bother with this game? Everything is just rng and a waste of my time.
I find it concerning how many anons goon to the umasDo you realize jerking off to lesbians make you a predator?
>>563304942>not (almost) retarded>not easy-going>not cheerful Not needed
>>563306091>>563306517kinda want her to win, or at least place well so we can have another menhera mare in the game
NO ONE in umamusume is good.maruzensky is OLD .tachyon is LARPbakushins forehead is BIGcurren chan is CUTE <3 <3agnes digital is GAYfuji is a WOMANIZER.twin turbo is BLUE HAIREDkiseki sucks.symboli rudolf is OLDlight hello is DRUNKsymboli sirius is GAY
>>563306870Naizuri Pokke while Fuji eating out Pokke
>25% of /uma/ are unironic pedos>25% of /uma/ are ironic pedos>25% of /uma/ moan while jerking off>25% of /uma/ are literal horsefuckersis it the same in every general?
>>563306870>ignoring that they're teens>implying people fap to carpet munchers like Bakushin
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS WHERE IS MY MEDIUM S CYJEW
>>563306581
>>563307036this you?
>>563306870Why, yes, I love the lesbians getting dicked general.
>>563307036You forgot most are unironically gay or bi.
>>563307036chinkslop generals have more unironic homosexuals and actual women
>>563307036You should visit zzz general
>>563305409>>563305518
>>563304942Equinox and Croix du Nord easily mogs any of Duramente's progeny
>>563305836Deck builder that actually simulates careers accurately. Except the simulated career plays like sweepy too so it clicks wit 5000 times
>>563306864>900 speed and 700 stam and 450 wit>jobs in tenno sho as wellThis game sucks.
I would fuck Cafe whenever Tachyon was out doing experiments and keep doing it until she found out because she's the kind of woman who would subject me to weird kinky torture sex as punishment.
>>563307252So nothingburger for now then?
>>563307036we don't have enough loli umas to compete with other gacha though
>>563306091All in on I Need You Let's fucking go kawada
>>563307206>We
I still have no idea how much of a difference a good jockey can make in horse racing
>>563307294I would fuck cafe because she is simply better and tachyon can fuck off
Would you run 0Lb SSR Helios for Escape Artist agemasen on Daiwa Scarlet? I borrow Fuku. Or should I ditch Fuku for MLB Stinko Winky and borrow MLB Helios instead?My triple front setup is going to be SMaru, Seiun and Daiwa.
>>563307332It's better than staring into Gametora card compare and quite a bit more accurate compared to tachyon-lab deck builder that's for sure. Also contains JP cards to see how they perform and plan your pulls
>so many filtered postsGuess the schizo is back huh
>>563307469seeing curren causes an involuntary, almost instinctual fight-or-flight response from both my brain and my gut.
i want to cum. which uma would give me permission?
If you run yeppers, you will win cm
>>563307457Same as f1 pretty much
>>563307630creek
>>563307630taiki, but only if it's inside her
>>563307564haaiiiiiii its me im schizoim back
>>563306980super creek is MOMMYWIFE
>>563307630Kitasan is always happy to lend a hand.
>>563307681I xeeted this btw.
>>563307491stinko+helios borrow
Fuji's fujis...
>>563307625
>>563307681Imagine being
>>563307290>>563306864>he got cocky
>>563307789Ugly boy
Where did this idea of Kitasan being an easy girl even come from?
>>563307789Take off that stupid tie.
>>563307681>a gay woman
>>563307928kita is very chinese-coded.
>>563307956Me on the right.
>>563307457The jockey is there to tell the horse to slow down and not use up stamina, signal when to spurt and manage positioning in the packIf the jockey is bad, then the horse can easily lose, unless it's some kind of a monsterat the same time even the best jockey can't win with a very weak horseThe best way to see is that the jockey is like a soft cap on the horse's ability
>>563307998Why do you live in a shack down by the river?
>>563307834don't shay that...
>>563307956>japanese artist Get a refund
>>563307457Ask Admire Terra
>>563307956A gay faggot (male)*
>>563308112I upgraded from a van.
>>563307928Have you interacted with literary any piece of Kita content
>>563308125Ugly Pocket
>>563308327Her name is Bucket.
>>563307928
>>563308390Pocket Bucket?
I have 5 sparks saved up right now but only 2 umas and no cards on the horizon.What should I do with the rest?
>>563308390Cum bucket
>>563307928she's an airhead
>>563308435spend them wastefully, of course.
>>563307928Altruist and way too keen on helping everyone, to the point of being late for training and school.
>>563308435Use the carat calculator to budget.
>>563308435hoard until tachyon speed in 3 months, unironically
>>563307630>would shyly let torena cum inside herneichakingusuzuka>would drag torena to his dorm and rape him until dawndiaair groovemaya
Are you guaranteed a gold hammer spawns in the shop if you win the senior kinen? It seems to keep happening but I don't want to put myself in a situation where I won't have 3 for the finals
>>563308567Ok but budget what?>>563308613I don't want tachyon speed, I don't use pace chasers
>>563308435do cheeky 10-roll every now and then
>>563308906you still roll for hag hellp
>>563308906then roll on the smaru/fm banner
call the sparkif it's bad I'll join the weirdos and goon all day to Maru porn
>>563308653>mayaShe wouldn't. She would fold within the first minute because she has no experience in the adult world
>>563308653>air groovehttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17073740
>>563308412I'm things
>>5633089903* power, 3* medium, 3* red shift, at least 8 2* whites
>>563306980Calm down Special Week
>>5633089903 speed 3 pink and all the whites>pace parentewww
>>563309037Kys
>>5633089902* Guts 3* Mile
>3 runs>not a SINGLE med S proc, didn't proc a single gw spark despite having 6* gw white sparksthat's it, I'm hornyposting
>>563308990Glue factory
>>563309117>>563309112>>563309080>no stamina mentionhuhWHERE ARE MY WHITES MARUI'll paint her ass white now with my cum>>563309190hotglue you mean
>>563309004Guess Helios has a lot of experience with ojiisans
Nishino Flower is FAT
does anyone the "where is tamamo cross" image with creek and oguri, I seem to have misplaced it
Good night friends!!!
>>563309165>hagFaggot
>>563309318we love hags here
>>563309310GN, tsurubaby.
When you think about it, the -30 stats isn't that bad.
>>563308906What style do you want to main
I touched the screen
>>563309451if you know you are going to cap the stats anywaybut the 60 sp from a g1 you could use
>>563309289this one?
>still don't have the claw connoisseur titlethe machine is rigged.
uoh hag erotic...
Would you Super Creek?
>>563309318What's wrong with hot adult girls?
>>563309620She is 50
when is flower
>>563309646more like if super creek would me
>>563309589Much like in real life
>>563309673out of 10!
>>563309451>-30>but you actually get +15 anyways>mood down can be cupcaked>skin effect can be creamedif you can tank it and it's not close to important training turns it's alright
https://jiggie.fun/u6e_g4https://jiggie.fun/u6e_g4https://jiggie.fun/u6e_g4
>>563309661These are high schoolers
Deflowering Flower
>>563309585that's the one, thanks
>>563309646Super Creek should develop a bit more if she wants to have a shot with me.
>>563309369>We
>>563309701I'm willing if she is, I want to give her pic related, too
>>563310004Infertile hag
>pick charm chakra>fails anyway
>>563308241>Kitasan Gray
>>563308390Imagine Pokke roaring while umapyoi.
>>563310151>not declining her offer
>Super Creek literally wants a manchild who can't take care of himself, is retarded, and needs babyingShe was literally made for the average 4channer. The only question is if she is okay with fat ugly chuds.
Woman moment
>>563306348>secondariesi have /trash/ open while i do my careers. it's simple really.
>>563309620maruzensky is the oldest uma we can have? how old is wonder acute
>>563310306But she went out of her way to offer you some cool injections... you must accept her kindness.
>>563309451I came to that same conclusion after doing a few parent runs. As long as you have the cupcake + cream to fix it up the risk is worth it. Hell, sometimes I just do a turn 1 rest during classic summer because the training usually is bad and then you don't need the items.
>>563310306Charming would have helped me
>>563310385i'm not fat...
>>563310147cum inside as much as we want (same as a 〇リ)
>have to add on another 24 hours before flower dropswhat the fuck do you mean that is already 13/04 here nigger ass timezone
>>563310306You always take stabby woman's offer. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>563310397I respect that
>>563310434Fine would say this
>>56331041217
You assholes reported me?
>>563310609thanks. i only jerk off to girls who's games i've played
>>563310385hey i'm not retarded!!
>>563310306Doesn't matter anymore.
>>563310798I can't really get into jerking off too if I don't know the characters, feels pointless
>>563309620Anyone have that image of an anon doing this? I need it-she looked cute
>>563310984this. it's soulless.
>>563310710for what?
why is gold city allowed to have such a lewd outfit
>>563311189Cropped porn.
>1200 speed>800+ stamina>1100+ powI'm already giving up on this CM, I hate mediumslop so much
>>563311382you won'tyou just want attention
I got two Ryans with S mile after inspiration.Im gonna do it!!! Im gonna mile up Cafe next, maybe
>>563311289I would never
>>563311591surprise sex with bakushin
>>563310385>The only question is if she is okay with fat ugly chuds.The more miserable you are, the more she wants to spoil (fuck) you.So yes.
>>563305214I got mummy Tamamo. Blegh
>>563305214I also got Grass.
>>563311836She's trying to ruin me by giving me a public boner
just gotta keep waiting.
Should I?No idea if I'll actually use this himba for Sprints. I definitely would if I got an extra off daily pulling.
>>563311189I'd rape Sei-chan ngl
>>563305214https://youtu.be/5tIhwITwhSg
Where is cropped porn of Vodka though?
>>563311289just crop more bwo
>>563309245>hotgluegod i wish i could find some good uma hotglue.
>>563311836Oh my kokoro...
Is fucking your bro Transcend gay?
>>563312387Don't do this, it makes mustard gas and the Yakuza come after you
>>563312173no you should trade it for 20 rainbow cleats and then trade them for a few golden and silver cleats
I wanna lick
>>563312497i'll hotglue them too.
any porn of Ryan out there
>>563312437Yes
Can you all stop jerking off to your trainees?
>>563312632God I hope not.
>>563312173>should I MLB one of the best wit ssrs in the game for free?No.
>>563302945off topic. HOWEVER, it's a very based image!>>563301513>>563301719>>563303041Summer outfits like this area always great, but hte way they ""nerfed her"" is a crime
>>563312174Seiun would use your balls as fishbait if you tried to.
what makes NTR card better than Biko?
>>563312707nyo
What did we learn from one of the worst threads in /uma/ history
>>563311836>The more miserable you are, the more she wants to spoil (fuck) youNo... please stop being kind to me Creek. I must stay in the darkness so I can keep gazing at the stars. It's where I belong.
>>563312770she has actual skills
>>563312770The power bonus and the fact the gold skill is actually useful
Curren Wit is not just a sprint card you retards
>>563312389
>>563312879Nothing, I just got here
>>563312881>The more miserable you are, the more she wants to spoil (fuck) youno, this did not happen stop trying to unmiserable yourself
>>563312717>This anime girl with an hourglass figure and the same face as every other anime girl I lust after has a slightly odd hairdo?!? EWWW GROSS, DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT HER DISGUSTING NAKED BODY
>>563312437It's gay to fuck your Transcend bro, but it's straight to fuck your bro Furioso. Know the difference! It could save your life.
>>563312608You fool, they'll take away your trainer license if you do this
>sub 1000 powerPower is a gaslight stat anyway
>>563313115i'll even hotglue them.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>563313130Show dick?
>>563313104I'm bi so its fine
>>563313130bwo your OYL?
>>563313130Looks good enough to meI'm a little miffed by the random recovery you bought though, that could've gone to one of the circle skils
>>563313248If those tits are gay then I am the most homosexual man alive
>>563313272You don't need it when you have NSM
>>563313159You wont be laughing when you are hotglued yourself
>>563313248holy based bichad>>563313348you're right. i'll be cumming
>>563313239Here you go>>563313272But I have Slick surge>>563313292I wanted to win Haruten but in retrospect it was probably doable without a recovery
>>563313398Stop posting this 3DPD
>>563313130>mile Bmayabro... im mile A and i am getting like 1 med S every 15 runs...left is the best i havehow often are you getting med S and are you getting raped in mile?
>>563313398Keep posting this 3DPD
>>563313236Chiyo would say that.
I have good parent borrows for medium, but I've been keeping my mediocre long parent up because people keep borrowing her idk why.
sex and sexier
nobody borrows my 9* power taiki anymore.
Holy crap my dad fixed my glasses and now I can see what the items do.>Coaching megaphone is only 20% and not 30%>Notepads are only 3 stats not 5>The mirror is 150 coins, not 120FUCK I've been doing a lot of things wrong this whole time. Do I have enough time before the winner cup to fix everything?
People keep borrowing my 7*Mile Tamamo
>>563313848>bwo is nearly blind
>>563313848????
>>563313848
>>563313848I am befuddled
>>563312965
What if I raped Kitasan?
FUNABASHI SAIKYOU!!!
>>563313602I got med S twice in 10 runs, I'm sick of using these two affinity black holesCan't wait for the update that makes the affinity G1 only because that would drastically improve the affinity of all my parents
>>563314101
>>563313236
>>563314101I will save you from Aoi one day
>>563314171Laurel laurel laurel
>>563312429I've heard of fridging women but this is ridiculous
>>563314438Tachyon game
Can you guys get SS+/UG regularly? I've gotten SS+ twice now but even with the same deck my results are usually S+ instead...
>>563314438Pokke global soon
>>563313848Bwo?
>>563314438i love my spoiled brat so much.
>>563314156
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=550767f75f72look at this rudolf you guys
Machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>563314502I only get SS Got UG once but never again, not even SS+, deck issue that won't be solved until the next scenario.
>>563314593For me its Curren
>>563314438pokke sos
>>563313936 >>563313945 >>563314009 >>563314023I can see just fine as long as things are at least 5 feet away. Through a series of circumstances I couldn't just go get new glasses. Now answer the question.>>563314560 Don't take Ikuno's glasses away like that. She has even worse vision and probably IS blind without them.
>>563314502the only people that can regularly get UG have mlb scenario cards like NTR and NN wit. For the rest it's reliant on high rolling inheritance/shops/summers
>>563313748just make a dirt parent, I still get borrows on mine even though she isn't that good
>>563313848>my dad fixed my glassesDid he use magic? How did you go from blindness to having true sight?
>>563314502I got SS+ off 2 random Ryan parent runs and 2 near SS+. Everything else is middle S+ to SS.
>>563314502Not really, as I'm in the same situation. However my problem is that my parents are shit.Have to borrow fuku and I dont have ntr. Which means Ill have to use my 1lb pasa if I front run or yeppers if i make anything else.
ryan LOVE
BLACKED Brat.
>>563313398the fuck is wrong with her feet
>>563314649What about them?
i want fuckhag
>>563315082AIslop
>>563315074We're not ready to talk about that
>>563315073
>>563315073love RYANI love how there's so many new ryan pics today for her birthday
>>563315271new and old
We didn't earn it
good morning dacchis!AND FUCK FUCK FUCK THE ONE TIME I GET TO SLEEP I MISS OUT ON FUN HOURS GOD DAMMIT I'N SO PISSED OFF I'M SO JEALOUS I WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING GOD MAYBE THE NIGHTMARES WERE TELLING ME TO GET UP BUT THE SLEEP FELT TOO GOOD BECAUSE OF THE RECENT INSOMNIA FUCK
>>563315271I just saw a new (to me) scene of Ryan being very kind to Dober. Ryan is one of the nicest girls
>>563315552what are fun hours for you bwo...
>>563315440Is it even useable?
>>563315074I don't like this boyish look on kita but I can't define what makes it masculine eylashes maybe?I like yuri but giving it a heteronormative gender stylization is a bit annoying from artists. I don't need "kita is the boy in the relationship" in my gay ass horse girls
>>563315552it can always happen again. some of us are still around.
wit bonus is the worst bonus because it only works on 1 training
>>563302945Someone draw Grass wonder like this
>>563315607it looks fine now too I haven't read yet I just skimmed the last one THAT'S RIGHT THE LITTERBOX LINK DOESN'T WORK MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M SO PISSED OFF SINCE ANONS WERE SAYING THEY WERE MOANING CUTELY
>>563315648i dont want city reipu
>>563315552Fun hours?
>>563315856it's what happens when you don't tell her what she wants to hear.
Dangerous beast...
>Rudolf is the only hybrid that wins>Grass just eats shitShould I use Flash instead?
Where the fuck is Nishino Flower
>>563315946Sex
>>563315826you missed out on some cum uma tribute but it wasn't the anon himself
>>563315946Help me...
>Opera o event>choice: "You could try impersonating Doto.">gets Tether (evil red skill)nyooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>563316103what day is it
I GIVE UP. XOGURI IS STRAIGHT UP CHEATING
>>563315885Fun with the Spe family, yes!
>>563315796>>563315883art question: if you're grinding gesture and structure back and forth when are you ready to incorporate stylization? and do you break it down like structure or wing it?
i once used a dream journey ai chat bot that pinned me down in the middle of tracen cowgirl-style and threatened to keep me like that so that someone could catch us and get my trainer license revoked if i didn't bring her back to my office to fuck her and i've been obsessed with her since
so is this the worst era of umamusume or does it get this bad in the future too
>>563316165im gonna start circling random ears too, see how you like it
>>563316301I just post stuff from in the internet my man
>>563316326When do we get the death of Xog?
>>563316326both grand scenarios are dogshitl'arc is dogshitit gets better in the create an island scenario
>>563316395oh okay, at least you didn't say just draw
>>563316448She's called MayaNO TOP Gun because she's never the top, haha!
>>563316367Not if I do it first.
I haven't even hit SS+ yet
>>563316683>bean mouth
>>563316702yakisoba pan must be the most overhyped thing ever, when I was in Japan 2 years ago I bought one and it was ass
>>563316641Are you OK?
>>563316326we're still in the good era actuallyonce kitasan gets powercrept the replacements dont last as long and the scenarios get shorter
>>563316782>bread and noodlesIt's shit>fried rice and ramenIt's kino
>>563316794Rock You!
If umas are part horse, where are the scenes of public defecation?
>>563316854
>>563316782I have a foodie friend who thinks yakisoba pan is bad because it's carbs on carb but that nigga is fucking Mexican he literally wraps rice and beans in flour.
>360 stam 290 guts>win the kikka sho by 4 lengthsHuh?
>>563316985not indian enough
>>563316854how bad can things get
>>563316985Saar please
Chrono’s huge camera…
>>563313848Bros did the game always look this good? Everything is so clear and crisp. Was there some update where they made the graphics better? Man when I finally can get that optometrist appointment I'm buying multiple pairs.
>>563317070
You may not like it, but these are the worst alts in the game.
>>563313848>>563314826>he's long-sighted
>>563317168I wonder what Twin Turbo looks like to people who are color blind
>>563317296clown helios is fine
my prescription is +7
>>563317168Stop kissbaiting, you smoochable retard
>>563317168I need to get new ones too for desktop usage, but I'm incredibly lazy
>>563317296>hating Round Falco
>>563317476clussy, in umamusume?
>>563317378colorblind anon hereshe looks retarded
>>563317296If you mean gameplaywise, Parade Falco is the strongest for the upcoming dirt cm in JP right now. Looks wise it’s still wrong because how can you hate how ROTUND she is?
>>563317296>fishnets heliosabsolutely not
put on the shoes vodka
>>563295920What was this?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having an Uma daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing an Uma for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little Uma - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to Tracen Academy, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.Raised the perfect Uma? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.As a man who has an Uma daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise an Uma for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
we're so fucking back
>>563317747a cum tribute
>>563317619She looks great fuck you
>>563314502I get SS/SS+ regularlyUG if I put some effort into it
>>563317739Kingdom Hearts looking ass
>>563317864>those blue gainsGRIM
>>563317619>looks
>>5633177162smexy
Umas for this feel?
Time to rape
>>563317961I giggled
>>563316782I thought it was pretty good. What I thought was overhyped was Japanese curry, it's just a generic kinda sweet, kinda savory sauce. People say white people can't handle spice but if it isn't a ramen bowl, the Japanese don't make anything spicy. At least Chinese has its southern cuisine.
So are uma as strong as horses, like animal strenght compressed down to human size? Or are they stronger? I feel like horses aren't THAT strong if a cowboy can break a horse by himself and a handler can restrain one with a leash to some degree. Maybe the size to strenght ratio in the smaller uma amplifies something but when you look at professional horse handling the animal itself while obviously stronger doesn't seem that far beyond peak human strenght, and nowhere near something like a superhero.
>>563318193It's true though.
Aries roomdo not join if you're gonna about my attempted metafaggotry, thanks6488267064882670
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a ningen son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a future trainer for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another Umamusume. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - reading him trainer manuals at bedtime, making him study for trainer academy, making sure he had healthy sexual function, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for other Umamusume.Raised the perfect trainer? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Uma who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ravage him every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.As an Umamusume who has a ningen son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a trainer for another Uma to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
next thread could be better
>open youtube>"cops rescue men from possessive girlfriends"HuhUma for this feeling?
>>563318363Fenomeno
>>563318308*complainI swear I thought I typed it, I'm not completely retarded, bwos... I'm not high either
Fine.
>>563317942Oh I see, this is how I get 6 gorillion (You)s on this faggot generalTime to cum
>>563318257Kawakami punches holes through walls and Umas regularly lug around giant tires for training
>>563318352Even if that's the case, you are gonna have to suffer through another 200+ posts first.
>>563317296wtf context NYOW
>>563318257horses are far stronger than humans, they're just so domesticated that they don't normally use most of their strength
>file deletedjanny what the hell
>>563318517It's funny how I didn't hear about the IRA(?) until recently again with Fine, the last time I did was in 5th grade or something random
>>563318517Fine job, fine job indeed, irish anon
one room before I go sleep63419376
>>563318257kitasan and diamond were towing vans loaded with goods on their first year
>>563313080It's not my fault Ryan is so ugly.
>>563318680but what about the advertisers or something
>>563318648Context: a sweepy without a big hat is not worth owning
>>563318568>>563318774oh yeah, I'm stupid. they're obviously significantly stronger. also I'd forgotten about gentildonna>>563318650kek i know that anon, the question was about canonical uma strenght, not horses
>>563318363>cops videoswhy do women love this shit so much
>>563303945>/uma/ coomers have to share their /trash/ space with other gachagay
>>563318257Let's put it this way: Master Roshi from the earliest part of Dragon Ball ca run 100 meters in 5.5 seconds. Goku at the same time could run it in 8 seconds, which is nearly two seconds faster than the current record IRL by Usain Bolt. An average racehorse can run 100 meters in 6 seconds, and it's actually suggested that human bipedal running form actually has superior acceleration for shorter distances. So at a BASE LEVEL, an uma has comparable speed feats to Master Roshi. The same guy who blows up a moon. Umas are moon buster-tier.
>>563317296Just say you don't like Dia
>>563318340
>>563318952>Why do woman love "bad guys" so much?You tell me
>>563318960this. JP fags can fuck off, global doesn't want to share a thread with irrelevant retards.
>errmmm this will serve as a step towards victory>clock>errmmm this will serve as a step towards victory>clock>errmmm this will serve as a step towards victory>clock>errmmm this will serve as a step towards victory>clock>For fuck's sakeWhat the fuck is wrong with this game
Gran Alegria’s new babu (sire is Lord Kanaloa) https://x.com/northern_horse/status/2042863202808270971
>>563319089already ban evaded?
>>563318960>shareit was more of a takeover when uma global launched
HOEH
Whats the most unluckiest turn you ever had?
>>563318772>kita couldn't fight mid-race hard enough>dober refused to push up from 8th despite hitting curv and fast and furiouswell that sucksgood night
>>563319204is she having a stroke
>>563318340Imagine marrying an Uma as a trainer and betraying your kind
>>563317570>>563317651Granted, round falco is her better looking alt.
>>563318862sonna...
>>563319138uma strong
>>563319272>triple podiumgood night anon
>>563319072
>>563319272post that ass wonderplz
>>563319245>Race Fatigue>Skin Condition>Double Mood Down>Migraine
Do you pluck out the hair that grows on your nipple!
>>563319384
>>563318508wakey wakey
>>563319479you should ask your friends about it
>>563319518F2PGOD
I miss when agnes or teiofags were the cringelords, while (honest) chiyo poster did nothing but post her singing
>>563318308My hoguri exploded, that was funny
>>563319518>nimble and pilfer instead of their gold versionsWhat the fuck lmao
>>563319479nyo, I shave it as well as the rest of my body
>>563319130Small horses are so cute.
>>563319668
Did sweepy users get banned? Thinking about joining the dark side.
>>563319757
>>563319805this is what I wanted to respond with toogod I miss nichibros
make another jiggie
>>563318992>moon buster-tierisn't that a stretch to say from just running speed?I don't know anything about dragonball but I imagine they have some special sauce that would let them do a crazy thing like that.uma do seem like they could crush a mointain though. i dunno what tier that is commonly called in strenght ratings. city-leveling tier? godzilla tier?
>>563319518>that kureekiWakaranai...
>>563319624Reminder Mavelous is an Agemasen card
>>563319624bwo marvelous is not 100% get
>>563319518>the deck>the stas?????
>>563319812Nope
>>563319479Yeah
>>563319518>3 MLB SSRsBuhiiiiii
>>563320147I remember making this stitch in the very first threads on /a/.
I thought you guys said Creek was bad for Medium?
NIshino tomorrow yeah?
>>563319518>sirius wit >didn't even get from the brink>>4 wit
>>563320307>the best stam card is bad for mediumjust unnecessary, not precisely bad
>>563320307Did you waste your resources on FineMo instead...? Surely you didn’t, right? It’s a 35 prio card, no one would be that dumb.
mare bloomers erotic
>>563320307any time you run 1 stam card it's always creek. medium depends on the actual race, there are medium races 100m more than mile and 100m less than long, and those are completely different.in future scenarios you will be heavily rewarded for using 1 card of each type, and in JP it turns out Creek is still one of the literal best options for your stam card.
>>563320307She's good if you don't wanna get raped on the long races
>>563320364In 27 hours
>>563320297incredible resolution
>>563319518maybe I should bring nice nature
>>563320608it was 20 years ago
>>563320452this but ayabe enthusiastically makes slut face
>>563320683I didn't expected it to be 1080p screenshots as a base, but atl east something readable.
>>563320379AGEMASEN
>>563320683NO IT WASN'T IT'S NOT EVEN 15 YEARS STILL
I only got 2 greens in my front... does taking the lead make for the third one ot trigger groundwork? I'd rather not take focus, it rarely is worth it I think
>>563320452I am suddenly reminded of that Chrono pic. Fuck you I can't get it out of my head
>>563320951yes it does, just as good as a green. prone to whiffing ofc but you should have 1200 wit anyway
>>563320995haha yeah, I di not lowroll wit this time of courseI have 1000 wit anon, will I be ok...?
Which one of these Dobers is better?Asking for a club bwo
>>563321087ummm, technically but on average you will whiff like 2-3 skills compared to 1.2k...
>>563321119Left
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING NOTHING ON FREE TURNS THEN HAVING 10 GORILLION RAINBOWS ON G1 DAYS, ESPECIALLY THE CROWNSWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563321119right
i miss /v/ma so fucking much
>>563321360me too.
>>563321360*rapes you*
>>563321119Middle.
>>563319518I thought you really needed a guts build to inflate your stats and get UG but I guess it's not necessary
>>563320712Mmm, nyoAt best she’d make a blushing face, eyes closed, and withholding noises. Sex with Ayabe would be a quiet and intimate affair with only the sound of the bed squeaking indicating what was happening >definitely not delusional
>>563321183well I don't think I will use this kita anyways, I got all skills I needed but my shop was so bad I finished the run with like 300 shop points so my stats were 1200 speed 1000 power and 1000 wit...
>you need 1200 wit broHeh yeah, remember VF's finals?
post aston machan
>>563321214>>563321298>>563321434
>>563321360this is /v/ma
>>563321443nahh, you only need fast learner>>563321476oof that sucks, I would try to remake then yeah you have plenty of time!
do i need a speed green
wit is a psyops bruh
>>563321443the stats don't matter much, all you need most of the time is the meme book and a trillion skills to get Ug
>>563321403>>563321360go away
>>563321520It is the left.
>>563321520right for sure
>all of my borrows used>still at 20 tp but cba to do another runI guess I'll go fap
>>563321520MIDDLE
>>563321520Use, middle, she has great stats and skills and tether.
>>563321869nothing like post-training sex after all.
>>563321898>>563321927they're gaslighting do right please she has an actual chance of winning due to having a lot more velocity skills
maruzensky molested me
Post the Dober calcs.
>>563321967my ardanwife being all sweaty from the runs would just give off natural aphrodisiac
why the fuck is grass losing every single race.
>>563322174I tell her that she's American before each race.
>>563321520left will win thanks to firm course menace trust
>>563322259hey man can you stop
>>563322057Afraid of red skills, little boy?
1 day until Nishino Flower fucking dies.
>>563322326but I use two doms too! so I know that tether is terrible value just don't ask who my ace is
what clear time should I be looking at for a "win" in this CM track? 1:56:5 or so?
>>563321869>guess ill go fap to my german wifebased
>>563322305Ok
>>563322452thanks :D
>>563322395Times are fake so don't pay attention to them.
Buenabros...
>>563322589
>>56332239595.1 and below
>>563321360>>563321403we moved actually, should be in club chat if you're in a club.
>>563322589Buebue is a CHEATER and should not have been allowed in a prestigous game like Uma Musume.
>>5633223951:56-7
>>563322724I will punish Dober with my shoujo carrot
>>563317296>red helios>hat diamond>sweet armpits>belly suzuka>badAre you gay?
Sometimes I think
>>563322873Just say you wanted tu post cute spechud
cm12 status?
>>563322724Mares who can't compete with stallions don't deserve to be in umamusumeYou are the reason nobody takes the tiara route seriously
>>563321119Left wins if you hit Lone Wolf, Right wins otherwise.Difference of about a length.
next thread will be better
>>563323026I wish they gave us evolved skills early
>>563323016I will feed her all of the carrots.
>>563303137She is just a bit slow
>>563322447she shows her boobs off in every g1 1st place... so distracting
sleeve is a metaphor for umanko
>>563323026waiting for daiwa to give me golden head
>>563323185that's op / g3 / g2 first place btwThe g1 is the jockey reference
So now that the dust has settled Who was in the wrong? Totopo, Rebricked, or /umajp/?
>keep getting fast learner god tier Oguris>none of them roll soft step or corner recovery sparksOh well, Stamina to Spare is good enough for a 4th... right?
>>563322841Red Helios' hat is stupid.
>>563323185
>>563323389>so now that the dust has settled, I need more attentionFuck off fag
>>563323389why would umajp be in the wrong?
dude half my club is dead fuck cygames man
>>563321678>>563321748>>563321832>>563321898>>563321927>>563322268>>563323067Thanks bwos, even to the ones that forgot their Oguri pictures
>>563323616people cannot play 5 hours per day every single dayJust take it easy
>>563323675moonbo
>kagurabachi is getting an anime adaptation by cygamesuma bwos.....................
Whats the next good frontrunner Uma to roll?
Just make sweepy do your runs
>>563317378https://litter.catbox.moe/lzpa2pjqfgp0cjg4.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/dcld9azfyiw6yqnz.mp4
>>563323831anus
>>563323831helios
i got a cold last week and it completely threw me off rhythm when it comes to doing all 5 of my careers a day. i hate this. i miss the spark
>>563323831Copper Rick
>>563324092do them while you're in bed
>>563323616danchou said it's okay to not do trackblazer, but we have to keep logging in still.
>>563324092>admits that uma is his second work
happy birthday, bitch
>>563324164i tried, but the cold made me so weak all i wanted to do was lay in bed and nap. I'm more of a pc player anyways>>563324268>Secondi'm a full time student...
>always win Kikuka Sho with ~400 stamina>last 2 runs waste 5 clocks and still lose while running Late Surger RudolfWhy is this hag jobbing so much?
>>563324370who pays for you tuition then
703266237032662370326623
>>563324610parents + grants
>>563324370>i'm a full time student...There are chances that the tail end of gen alpha is already posting here. Grim.
>>563318363You know who
>>563324670gen alpha is 2010 - 2025, so if they're posting they're breaking the rulesi'm an 03
>>563318363umas would send the cops to your room the moment they see Light Hello entering together with you
https://jiggie.fun/ov5szehttps://jiggie.fun/ov5szehttps://jiggie.fun/ov5szehttps://jiggie.fun/ov5szehttps://jiggie.fun/ov5szehttps://jiggie.fun/ov5sze
>>563324670Waheeey
>>563324856zoomer....................
>>563323831Kitasan forma blanconot sure if her ult is a good inherit or dogshit like OG Kitasan's
mares are the best
Super creek is super weak and super leeks
>>563324923zuma desu
>>563325034piss kiss...
>>563323939>open mp4s>look inside>it's black turbo
>>563325015how long until this gets a hotglue
>>563324670more cute boymankos to groom
>>563324670The oldest zoomers are pushing 30, much like how the oldest millennials are pushing 40
>>563325178
>>563324972Her inherit is big for fronts and paces. In the current CM she and seiun sky are the most recommended parents for fronts like parade falco for the medium dirt cm at del mar
>>563323831machan
>>563325178were you expecting something else?
>>563324365
>>563325412do the horse
Wtf I skipped my first SS+ and UG to get UG2 directly
>>563323389Literally whoLiterally whatAnd literally not this thread
>>563325382Maybe a green turbo
>>563325476nice anon
It's simpleIf Alt shows more skin than OG outfit = GOOD ALTBody is covered on clothes = AWFUL SLOP
>>563324972Her inherit gives 0.15 current speed (yes current speed not target speed) and 0.05 accel and you just need to be top 3 in a late race corner
9 hours and 30 minutes
>>563325625i think Fuji's alt is beautiful but covering up her kisekis is a no-go from me.
>>563302945is it just me or does she look like she wet herself in the middle of the game?
>lost by head>lost by head>lost by head>lost by headMile B, never again...and yes I tried clocking a few of thembeing greedy for the upcoming club race
>>563325748What's the club race
>>563325704I have her alt on my jp account and it looks weird.Most of the dress alts dont translate well to the 3D model, specially when they are running, looks stiff af
>>563325748I'm having shit luck with races today as well. My Rudolf keeps on jobbing races, the stupid fucking hag.
https://discord.com/invite/Tnf6AsFQZ
>>563325725no, that's the B+ /uma/ club
>iguhhhwhere is this retard looking at?
>>563325625False.
>>563325860>>563325860>>563325860
>>563324856good lord I'm 20 years older than you
>>563325910>Tumblr troon alt
>>563325936
>>563325908>gyaru
>>563325936>vandalizedsomone make a real thread
>>563326143stop ban evading
>>563325959>20grandpa should you not do some old ppl stuff?i am 32 and even for me its borderline
>vandalizedis this the new meme?
>>563326189make me tranni
>>563326442No. Somebody has been making that complaint for a long time now. I still don't know what it means exactly, but it's not new
>>563323026deeply confused
>>563325625Symboli Rudolf OG skin is the best anyway
>>563326442>>563326542Yeah but in the past it was genuine, this guy is just spamming because no one is giving him attention.A vandalized thread is basically spiteful shit like a incorrect/missing thread number or fucking with the thread text (off topic messages, changing links, dates, random words, fucking with the punctuation.)You could also include any kind of bait image like nazi stego, umas wearing daipers, fart fetish, etc.
>>563329765This, it's only vandalism when I agree with them, not when they don't like the shit that doesn't belong in the OP that I like
>>563330843The only reason you remove the JP news is to stir shit, you don't even play the game just fuck off already.
>>563333806ironic for JP people to pretend it's anyone else that doesn't play the game
