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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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no one asked
no one cares
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Digitan LOVE
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ryan butt ugly
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Come on Ayabe, losing your virginity will be fun.
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fuck, you beat me to it
ryan LOVE regardless
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Mambo!
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this thread will be better
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jobber sex
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bwo... thats a character whos been in global since day one...
no i will not reply to the faggot
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>>563289374
How is it vandalized, the only difference is the previous thread no.
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>>563288184
Hey, thanks for the interest. There's somebody who asked before you that was already invited, but if he doesn't join soon I'll shoot you an invite. There's also a member who's been pretty inactive this month, so I'm going to check with him if he's still interested in playing more, otherwise that could be another open spot
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>>563289551
Don't engage with that retard, do like JP bros did to kick him out, [-] his ass.
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>>563289378
Gomen bwo. I saw that image of Ryan several threads ago and really loved it and thought it would be ideal since it's her birthday
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I asked
I cared
You should shut the fuck up though.
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>make post about game
>no (You)s
>everyone is busy bitching about who does and doesn't really play the game
Cool bread. This one will be butter.
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>>563289229
>>563289229
>>563289229
>>563289229
>>563289229
Real thread MOVE
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i want to vandalize dia's womb
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choberigu
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>>563289652
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I am a tertiary fan. Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
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umamusufuck
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BWOS STOP IT
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>>563289573
Alright, thanks for getting back to me. Would appreciate if you could shoot me another message of how it worked out later today. I'd like to join but if you guys don't have any openings I'll try elsewhere. Cheers.
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>>563289741
reddit tachyon
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>>563289736
SPECHUD HATE
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I'm a quaternary fan
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>>563289374
RYANRETARD FIND A BETTER REASON
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>>563289705
If only everyone can and knows how to ignore, filter posts or at least learn pattern recognition the bread would always be better
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>>563289705
attach lust provoking image next time
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what if i make a fourth one to piss everyone off?
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>eehh? was it the anime or the game who came out first?
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>>563289741
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>>563289898
Demon.
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>>563289875
anime, by almost 3 years
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>>563289875
the horses came out first. so, if you're not a keibafag, you will never be a primary
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>>563289875
it'd be which, not who, esl-kun
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>>563289875
Haru Urara manga
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>anons into lucid dreaming
Nice to see I'm not the only one self-conditioning. I have tried lucid dreaming in the past but the issue of waking up if you get hard is not fun, I prefer conditioning my dreams so I get lewd dreams instead of full on lucid dreaming. Umasex feels better than killing zombies with your umawife.
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>>563289898
so round...
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no one has ever figured out how to cum inside a lucid dream without ever waking up. making it completely useless
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>>563290073
This was hot until I noticed it was Spechud
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>>563289662
Yeppers this was the post I was talking about. Maybe I'm too braindead or stupid to make it work or understand it exactly. Tho I can kinda go to a sleep paralysis if wanted to
>>563289850
I've been curious about it for a while since everyone talks about it on other generals. I just didn't know how to get into the state
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umallo
umi
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>>563289705
It won't be better, the secondaries will keep spamming teio porn and insisting real fans don't play the game and only jerk off to the characters
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>>563290052
you wake up when you get hard?
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>>563290181
If you're lucid dreaming, yes.
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I dont think i can take 4 more months of this I truly hate MANT
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>>563289985
>primary: keiba
>secondary: anime and manga
>tertiary: game
>quarternary: >>563288096 >>563290123
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>>563289214
>vandalized OP
wtf
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>>563290228
Pro tip you can scroll the career page, the other careers still exist
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lucid dreaming is retarded, just do vr porn
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>>563290235
pay
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>>563289814
I have a filter on and it's already been hiding plenty of posts by itself, but, I'm assuming it thought the OP was a JP only uma?
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vr porn does not give me joy. lucid dream instead
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Did we get bullied off /v/?
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>>563290276
That guy is like in the 6th tier of shit eaters, below twitter tourists and people who only played for a week because it was popular.
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I'm hungry
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>>563290353
the butler?
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>>563290331
>just lock yourself in the matrix
Retard
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do I not understand their shitposting? how is the OP vandalized? it's been like this for a year
am I autistic?
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>>563290357
You just know
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>>563290370
Should have gotten bullied off here too, faggot
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>>563290143
you have to be patient, it took me almost a month before it started happening. Which is annoying as fuck, but it can't really be helped. Patient consistency is the only way to deeply root psychological habits.
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>>563290415
the fact that you're still dwelling on it means yes, you're as autistic as they are
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I will side with the schizo if they start doing cute uma cosplays
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Good morning friends!!
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>>563290415
It's a /vn/ schizo who has a discord where they just shit up threads while dilating you're best off ignoring it.
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>>563290415
shh, don't mind him, anon
post pictures of your wife instead
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>>563290423
That's hilarious I expected nothing less
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>>563290516
Hello babydacchi
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>>563290052
>Umasex feels better than killing zombies with your umawife
I've never tried either but killing zombies with Gold Ship sounds entertaining as FUCK, I gotta give this a try
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>>563290415
Learn how to use filters. It genuinely cleans the thread and look like normal
>>563290516
Good morning fren!
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>>563290415
The joke is that /umaJP/ exists and that untranslated images and JP content belong in that thread. It triggers certain people that don't play Global uma extremely hard when it gets pointed out they don't play the game, so a few people troll them by bringing it up. Just look at the dozens of posts from retards giving them attention ITT.
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>>563290415
Its vandalized cause Ryan is so UGLY no other reason needed
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>>563290582
>cleavage
that's not my SiL, what the fuck?
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quick post something that will make schizos have meltys
ooooooooh jp exclusive skiiiiiiiiiin
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>>563290531
fine...
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>>563290605
Every time I ask for filters you faggots gatekeep
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Ohhhh nyooo
The Supreme Emperor of JP chuds
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sekkusu
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Bamboo Memory!
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>>563290721
if they divulge what their filters are, then faggots can find ways to easily evade said filters. ergo, they gatekeep
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>>563290721
I'm not risking it. It isn't so hard to learn and to filter too
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>>563290721
Just just your noggin
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umadacchis
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You can tell someone spends all their time gooning on discord when they lost the ability to type "no" and can only type "nyoo" like their discord groomer daddy taught them
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Is there a way to find out if what you did is a 2x 30TP run? This run is doodoo in Junior Year and I think I didn't press that option, I want to abandon.
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I Shit on ryan
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>>563290815
uhh, that's No Reason
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>>563290894
Cyute
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>>563290415
Vandalized OP means non approved intern OP
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uh oh melty
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>>563290910
Nyo bwo domt say that
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Yaeno Muteki yurisex
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>>563290910
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nyo
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>>563290452
I'll have to try it then. Although I'm still not sure how to reproduce this method >>563216349 do I really just have to ask myself that plenty of times everyday?
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>>563290135
You're right, it's her birthday after all.
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>>563290910
hmmm... nyo
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>>563290938
save and quit and guesstimate based on your TP?
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>>563290951
she likes that tho
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>>563291012
None of these have even a quarter of the soul of bakupits.
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>>563290848
uuuuuuuuuu
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>>563290516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1gfs885Eo
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>>563290721
takes three clicks to filter out image md5. stop being lazy.
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>>563290994
Being groomed by Ardan...
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>>563291051
Funny thing is I don't remember what my TP is before this run.
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Yaeno Muteki first uma with -2 fans
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>>563291012
Finally it's time for yuri.
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>>563291094
Takes 3 clicks to copy paste the list, stop being lazy
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>fan runs are better than ace runs
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>>563290952
No one has ever seen Yaeno Muteki and No Reason in the same room before…
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>>563291149
deriding others because they won't give you free stuff isn't how you get free stuff
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>>563291109
uhm, what the fuck?
who is this uma? oh nyo nyo nyo, you're spoiling the game for me!!!!!
MOVE HERE RETARD >>/uma/JP/
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>>563290721
>gatekeep
This is a good thing.
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>>563290938
just abandon. it's 1/2 tp right now. who cares. you're sitting on a lifetime supply of toughness 30. take one if you want.
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what are you nerds on about what even is md5.
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>Wake up
>Check catalogue for latest thread
>2 dead ryan threads with the same number
I see...
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>>563291149
It makes no sense since you're the one (that's shitting up the thread) that will (get ignored) suffer in the end for not learning filters
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>it's not X — it's Y
AI chatbots have ruined this kind of expression to me.
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>>563291221
Just pointing out the hypocrisy of saying someone is lazy for not doing 3 clicks a hundred times so you can avoid 3 clicks once.
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Do not fucking post it.
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>>563291149
>post filters
>suddenly schizo starts dodging certain sentences and editing its pictures
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the other bread is better...
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>>563291085
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I'm onto your propaganda cyjews. I'm not rolling for Yaeno Muteki, NPC ass uma.
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but what if...
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>>563291240
it's my 5 inch dick
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jpshitters love ryan what a surprise
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I posted it.
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>>563291149
Enjoy your scat thread then.
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>>563291227
Sure, if you want people to keep biting bait then gatekeeping the methods to make the thread clean is a good thing
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>>563291410
(You) hate anything that isn't to your liking tranny
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>>563291318
>plot twist: it's dead
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>>563291409
>only 5 inches
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damn, its funny how one funny horse can trigger something fierce inside a faggot
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>>563291290
sirius talks like a chatbot because they're all trained on dogshit fanfics for prepubescent girls and her dialogue is deliberately written like a character in a dogshit fanfic for prepubescent girls.
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>>563291383
literally me anytime I want to make an ace
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>>563291308
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i think Dream Journey is the most NPC of the gold clan
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>>563290652
This Ryan's hair needs more volume
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>>563291318
Well yeah the JP trolls are all in this one stirring up drama
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[-]
hide stub
that's filtering for retards who can't into regex
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>>563291532
Now that's the stuff primaries like
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>>563291438
I don't see the bait posts that you're talking about, sorry.
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>AGNES tachyon
>wow its funny how one horse can cause so much trouble
>doto
>wow its funny how one horse can cause so much trouble
>teio
>wow its funny how one horse can cause so much trouble
>ntr
>wow its funny how one horse can cause so much trouble
>ryan
>wow its funny how one horse can cause so much trouble
>xyz
>wow its funny how one horse can cause so much trouble
I know these generals only have like 2-5 people at most, the rest being slopbots or schizos, but jesus fuck
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>>563291548
nakayama festa
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reminder
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i'll come back and post my wife to bleach my eyes once the thread has been cleaned up
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here is another image for your filters
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>>563291240
an md5 is a unique hash that's generated from a file's contents
you can bypass people's filters by just adding a single black pixel anywhere in an image or resizing/cropping it
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>>563291616
huh?
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>>563291687
Remember that one hammer you skipped?
Yeah
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>>563291290
The chatbot pattern is "It's not X---It's thing even more X than X"
Sirius gets a pass
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>>563291018
yes, but you have to be detailed, and visually replay the day's events from waking up to the present moment. This will take minutes at first, but it speeds up as you get used to it until it only takes a few seconds.
And by a lot I mean a LOT, every 25-40 minutes or so, do it again.
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>all this bickering back and forth
>jpfag this, schizofag that
you can shitpost for hours but you won't do more than one career a day?
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thank goodness its scat and not loli, my most hated thing to see
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Real schizo hours
>>563291616
But Agnes (tachyon) is cute tho
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But call him a tertiary, and watch as he recoils in horror: "I've been found out"
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>563291747
curren does this
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Next thread will be french/italian
Also md5/regex filtering is worthless when it's so insanely easy to work around either
>>563291724
newfags pretend the latest shit poster is na XYZ avatar fagger when they've been a thing since day fucking one of global, there has always been some faggot trash posting with specific uma to rile shit up
doesn't matter if it's steamchart trannies or faggots teio posting
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Why is there a poop spammer
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>>563291694
To filter MD5 you don't use the 4chan filter but an AI MD5 filter extension, so if it looks 95%+ like the original filtered image, the post is hidden. I made my own but I'm sure there is public code for that that you can use with tamper/violent monkey.
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>>563291767
I wish there was an icon above the race button when you have hammers, I always forget to use at least one.
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>>563291694
And they think the kind of trolls that are going to go through the effort of doing that every time they post are waiting to see filter lists before they start?
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sexy umankles
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I think the bread's going to be like this for a while.
Imma take my lil sister and lil bro to eat out instead.
See ya dacchis!
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>>563291850
>slop extensions
I too enjoy my data being stolen
fuck off thirdie
>>563291876
>use 4chan x
>before I post image I open the image edit feature and add a single dot
>post image avoiding every md5 filter
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>>563291838
No one really knows who cares post yuri
>>563291940
Bye
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>>563291940
anon, you're an only-child.
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>>563291850
Jarvis, write that down, I need my AI MD5 image tweaker to be set to alter the image to 94% similarity from now on
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>>563291850
calculating perceptual hashes for all images you encounter may be a bit excessive innit
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How do you build dominators uma, ignore stamina?
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>>563291940
okay with the lil sis but why would you eat out your lil bro
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>>563291290
We know the localizers use AI to "translate" so it's likely not too far off
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>>563291940
watcha gonna get?
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>>563291989
Same way you build lates, but you waste 320 SP on dominator
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>>563291654
There was a 10ish hour gap between his scat posts on umaJP so it's more likely he's in the Americas/EU. I'd like to think he's Brazilian.
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>>563291850
Huh I didn't know about this. I'll take a look and see if I can make my own later thanks
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this thread sucks
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>>563292043
Either way It's some third world skunk
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>>563291795
None of the people involved in these conversations play the game. It's schizos looking to troll fighting keiba nerds that haven't even installed global
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>>563292043
Its always Americans, always, the /sp/ thread is filled with Americans
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>>563291876
There are plenty of extensions that do it automatically.
There are also scripts/programs where you give it a folder and it will mass edit files.
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i think the scatposter is from uma&co
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>>563290813
succubus
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>>563292043
He's from Brazil, after anons exposed his ass with a big digging you can track his posts all the way back to DJT.
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>>563291967
yuri is only good when the both of them are fingerblasting each other
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>>563291687
That makes me very angry. There is nothing more unsatisfying.
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>>563292145
bbbbbbbbbbased
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>>563292192
you wish you were european
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>>563292147
i've been in that discord. this is plausible.
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i wish i was not europoorean...
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i wish i was not a mutt...
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>scat and yuri spam
Truly brown hours
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>>563291967
Yes.
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>>563292178
I can believe it
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>>563292384
theres another bread...
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where are the regulators?
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I guess I'm going to fap
see you in an hour bwos
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>>563292147
Danchou, ban all the members 1 by 1 until the scatposts stop
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>>563292417
LMAO
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>>563291850
This is the first I heard of this although I'm not surprised by how advanced things are now. Thanks for the heads up
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>>563292384
It's time for some WHITE PEOPLE posting then.
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>>563292474
You need an hour?
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>>563292412
BASED
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>He needs an hour to jerk off
eeeeeeeeeeeew
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>>563291850
this sounds really retarded bwo i dont think a hash would be 95% similar if the image was 95% similar.
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Bro at least post them in the JP thread....
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>>563292512
kitachan eroi...
>>563292548
>>563292576
I like to edge a lot because I get better cumshots!!!!
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>>563292548
>>563292576
reset in 1 hour bwo
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The fuck, where's my +7
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Any cute anons here this fine morning?
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>there are anons that don't edge, they just pop as soon as possible
the quality of this general is due to the occupants.
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>>563292642
die ntr cuck
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>>563292576
The longer you edge the better the orgasm. Us ojisans can only fap so many times per day, so we have to make it count every time.
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>>563292642
(You)
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>>563292528
This Hachimi s very cute
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nice general umagwos
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>>563292642
*smooches you*
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>>563292708
this anon understands me very well
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>>563292642
Get back to bed, the thread is not good right now.

>>563292708
True, I try to keep it under 4 hours tho, hearing about dick necrosis scared the shit out of me.
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>He wastes his time edging for hours
Not exactly a very efficient way to use your free time, you disgusting n33t.

>>563292741
Can I join yours? I'll promise to be chill and collected.
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>>563292670
edging just gives ruined orgasms
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who asked desu no?
nobody cares desu wa
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>>563292696
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>>563292810
> right now
never good when jp is mentioned in the op
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>>563292972
This is a good thing
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>>563292972
if you can't control it...
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>>563291548
The most npc is stay gold
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I asked
I care
You fucking smell
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>>563292642
No, I'm bald
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>>563293019
is this from rebricked?
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>>563293083
i was told that the hat stays on.
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Ever since KSB released this thread has become feral, stop being horny.
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has there been research done on why edging gives you fatter loads?
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>>563293019
same
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>>563293043
How do you control it then, squeeze the tip?
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>>563293149
Even worse
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>>563293152
Stop making me horny then, you stupid cute girl next door
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=foxhound220&z=1
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>>563293219
you just stop stroking, wait a few seconds, then jerk
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>>563293219
just let go when you feel it rising
>>563293152
I actually can't believe I didn't get her from free rolls and instead I got NY Opera
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>>563293019
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>>563293083
sexxxx
post more cunny ai art
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What triggered the schizo spam?
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>>563293219
Clench the same muscles you use to stop peeing midstream and stop stroking
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I want to headpat boomers.
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Dont really know what to do for 40min so I guess it's back to Mahjong
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>>563293246
>Every single picture insta filtered by blacklist
Kek
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>>563293219
Stop jerking, change position, take a deep breath.
Umamusume.
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>>563293358
Nobody paid attention to him and instead laughed at his brazilian ass on /umaJP/ so he's now here. Ignore him and he will go latch to another thread after.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P21wZlVNQc8
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>>563292670
i'm on day two right now. time to bust out the tablet
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>>563293427
room?
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>>>/sp/154183702

british uma race
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>>563293427
someone should make a jong room, I'd join
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chiyoposting should be a bannable offense
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>>563293321
The lip bite is hot
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why is the thread so bad this morning
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I respond to your uma yuri with real horse yaoi
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I might be gay bwos
All this talk about cocks is making me horny
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>>563293475
why is the track covered in bushes
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>>563293470
Nyooo cock and ball torturing myself in ranked sorry bwo
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Uma lore fact I learned today: Umamusume writes uma with Katakana instead of Kanji because horses don't exist in the uma world, so the four legged Kanji for uma would be lore-breaking to use, so in regular media it's replaced with Katakana uma ウマ and in media the Kanji is replaced with a special two-legged one.
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>>563293427
Good luck, Nonny. Get a yakuman for me.
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>>563293559
Mental illness
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>>563293475
i'm not completely opposed to jumps, but i really think the grand national is ridiculous.
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jiggie please
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>>563293465
>bust out the tablet
don't dirty it too much
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>>563293559
burgers woke up.
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>>563293624
I've been playing the game for 5 years and I didn't even know that.
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>>563293563
damn
look at mcqueen and his slutty black thigh boots
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fuck me i missclicked and missed oaks, is it over for me?
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>>563293465
post it
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>>563293526
Yeah
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>>563293667
don't worry. i use a screen protector. a few ghosts on it, but it's fine and hard to notice unless you're holding a light behind it
>>563293751
maybe i will. maybe i won't. gotta decide who's getting it
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>>563293710
do triple tiara then
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>>563292384
At least the daily reset is in 40min
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>>563293809
are you stupid
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>>563293801
you should definitely post it...
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watching some seiyuu concerts and it's uncanny hearing Teio's voice come from a real person.
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>>563293624
>>563293697
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>>563293809
anon...
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>>563293563
reminder that the schizos tend to be [censored] so they're easily beaten by posting 3DPD (keiba) or loli, tho the latter part can also result in insane "DUDE CUNNY XDDD" spam
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>>563293801
post it...
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>>563293912
Rewatching Konosuba and hearing Teio singing the openings was sure something
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>>563293219
I WILL BRING YOU GLORY THIS CM, MARU
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>>563293912
machiko is probably still the most popular seiyuu who is active in uma, I'd say Yuu Kobayashi is close but she was only Tucker for one scenario and they never used her again
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>>563293624
>A game made with love and passion: Cares about tiny bullshit like this, as it would destroy the worlds lore/canon otherwise
I wish this wouldn't need pointing out so often, but it's the little things that makes this shit work, even tho 99% wouldn't even notice.
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When I used to smoke weed I would get high and then jerk off, edging myself for like an hour and busting massive nuts, the kinda explosive nut that would make a man ahegao. But then I stopped smoking weed and when I jacked off I would cum way too fast, even when trying to edge. Something in my brain and nerve function had fundamentally been broken from the high edging sessions, and I couldn't enjoy masturbating for like months until the right wires had gotten crossed back.

tldr don't edge too much or you'll break your dick. Sakura Chiyono O.
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>>563294114
The issue was not edging, the issue was smoking weed.
It breaks your dick and gives a permanent debuff to IQ.
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>>563294114
>Get used to high intense stuff
>Can't live without it anymore
That you even need to explain this to retarded gooner is hilarious, but it goes to show what insanely wrinkled brains they have.
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It's coming close to a year now, have your tastes changed?
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>>563293912
damn its been 10 whole years guess its time to kill myself
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lot of premature ejaculators in this thread. yall should never depend upon pull-out as BC.
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>>563294304
I used to be quite indifferent to Kita and Dia when I started playing, now I want both of them to sit on top of me
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>>563294237
>and gives a permanent debuff to IQ.
That explains my older brother... He only does it occasionally at night, but ya never know.
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>>563294304
stay gold should be in F
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>>563294304
>king reddit
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>>563294253
Wrinkly brains are the good ones no? Smooth bad...
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>>563294429
>he only does it occasionally at night
The weed thing or the masturbation thing?
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>>563294304
your "type" is timid, damaged, and low self-esteem. you are two steps away from being a predator.
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>>563294471
being retarded is good when most people are retarded anon
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>>563294304
can I have more than one wife?
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>>563294304
Id say they all look like theyd taste pretty good
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>>563294512
I specifically quoted the part about weed reducing your IQ.
What do you think I meant?
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>>563294603
You want to fuck your brother...? With Chiyoposters you never know.
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>>563294471
smooth umanko good though...
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be normal
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Orfevre daughter cannot be this cute and autistic
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>>563291940
Dibs on anon's sister
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>>563293907
>>563293958
jeez i haven't even done it, let alone choose my target yet and both of you are already begging to see it. it'll happen eventually!
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>>563294603
Where else did you learn to masturbate with weed
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ERRRRRRRR CONDOOOOOR PASA
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>>563294512
Oniichan definitely masterbates plenty
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>>563294659 >>563294723
Why are you "people" like this?
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>>563289767
Hey sorry, the new member joined and the member already here said he would do more runs, so we're full for now. Best of luck in finding a club, we'll probably have an open spot next month if you can only find something temporary this month
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>>563293624
>>563293697
You can see it in some race courses in-game
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>>563294702
it's better to see a horny umadacchi spraying on his tablet than have shitposters here
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tfw you throw a run that had free fast learner and distance S with an excellent statline because you were too greedy and failed a speed training at 16% fail rate rather than take the sure thing wit training

threw my ace right in the fucking garbage with that one. wowza
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>>563294754
No longer Chiyoposting I see, you're not deranged enough to be the thread weirdo.
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>>563294734
If I had a Rice daughter I would masturbate right in her face every hour
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>>563294304
Scarlet is still my ichiban
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so... anons, for the next CM I got a pretty decent falco that can win, and a subpar second front kita that at least helps push falco forward... should I make the second front better? I really highrolled all I wanted both stats and skills wise in that falco so I dont know if it's worth the effort.

Leaving that aside I wanted to make a late gambler, should I just go for the triple front ace gambit? This CM feels like xmas oguri wins by default and I dont have her
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>>563294868
>excellent statline
>a single training whiff ruins the run
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>>563294880
I never pretend to be one to begin with, I only post what might be fitting or upsets autistic freaks the most, desu wa.
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>>563293624
>so the four legged Kanji for uma would be lore-breaking to use
Does 鳥 mean that birds have 4 legs?
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>>563294821
you're right. now i'm sad I don't have one prepared and ready to share. I'm mostly retired, so all my other ones are non-uma
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Made to be put in chastity belt and watch me sex the better symboli
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>>563294304
Started the game as a Teiobro, still a Teibro.
No I won't read her game story.

>>563294998
You're asking dangerous questions, bwo.
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>563294821
Stop trying to make /uma/ a /trash/ colony
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>>563295003
>jfif
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>>563293624
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>>563294304
all my current oshis are late surgers, and my wife is going to be a late surger once she drops on global, so i guess i'm investing in cards for lates from now on, i guess
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I need a cool/cute Luna image for my phone wallpaper
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>>563294946
the best strategy to beating average xoguris is stacking fronts. your other option is a dominator with pace hesitant and intense gays.
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>>563295084
Just screenshot her doing funny stuff in game
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>>563295062
I dont get it
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>>563295062
disgusting butchery of chinese heritage fuck cygames for doing this
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>>563295028
jokes on you, sirius only likes messing with you, not actually you
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>>563295170
penis
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>>563295045
>Teiobro
>No I won't read her game story.
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>>563295003
now you'll have a reason to make one
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https://tiermaker.com/categories/video-games/umamusume--pretty-derby-characters-trainees-16267720

Post them.
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>>563294946
Kita is a strong front that can def win with her ult bleeing over into the accel phase, making her strong as a second ace just seems like the sensible thing to do. She can def get some wins when Falco decides to not work.

As a third option I tried slotting in a late Dober, but she rarely placed, let alone won. You'd probably have more success just adding a third front to clog up the position or a dedicated dominator/hesistant X debuffer.
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>>563295053
hey. it's nice to directly support artist even if it's just a mere follow.
>>563295260
i'm definitely motivated.
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>>563294998
Yes
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SEKAI SAIKYO
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>>563295274
Ok I'll get back to you in 3 hours
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ryan LOVE
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>>563295259
Omg hes literally me
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>>563295210
>disgusting butchery of chinese heritage
The chinks themselves have been doing that for a whole century and you're bothered by that?
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>>563295246
he's referring to the teiofag dilemma as there are 2 teios, one from the anime and one from the game
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>>563293625
Secured second with a baiman instead, hope that's good enough for you anon (finished on east 3 because some guy just dealt in a bunch I knocked him into the negatives)
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what the fuck man vf told us to roll fuku and he has fucking mlb ntr and uses that instead of fuku
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Anyways, you all got to die.
Not sorry.
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>>563295379
Haito! Yusho, kaisho, Eru assho!!
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>>551106149
Since it's Ryan's birthday, I just wanted to say this is still my wallpaper four months later.
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>>563295210
>butchery of chinese
Yeah, basedgods japs do be like that some times
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>>563295514
stupid sexy zuma
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>>563295534
Why? What did I do?
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>>563295210
>disgusting butchery of chinese heritage
Lol. Lmao. Rofl. You weebs and china lovers need to seriously read up on ACTUAL history for the countries you pretend to love so damn much.
Fuck China btw
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>>563295306
I'll be waiting then...
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>>563295561
El's asshole?
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>>563295484
there's no dillema, if you don't love both Teios you're not a Teiofag. You're a filthy anime secondary
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>>563295508
>vf gaslights
>seriru paceslopper
I wish umatubers were better
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>>563295575
they are not based in the past bwo they tormented my ancestors real bad literally worse than what jews got
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>>563295484
>dilemma
>two cute Teios
I don't get it.
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>Super Creek calls you „iiko iiko”
Your response?
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>>563295062
what if it's three
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What if I were to sex Haru Urara?
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>>563295712
Suzuka
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>>563295691
premature ejaculation
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>>563295210
Wait till this anon learns about Simplified Chinese
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>>563295508
>a whale pulled the best speed card for the next 4 months
riveting.
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>>563295484
I'd say there's 3 Teios, S1 Teio feels like a different girl too
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>>563295691
let's start a family
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>>563295534
Nice try, take this!
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>>563295810
To be fair everyone in S1 feels very odd.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/ouc9s0.mp4
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>>563295865
It's criminal that no one sexualizes her rock hard abs
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do you think there's para-races for crippled uma musume?
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>>563295920
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>>563295920
uhm based
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>>563295508
Same VF that told you to skip NN then rolled for the card and later called it F2P MANT core.
Sloptubers want to brick your decks when will you learn, rolling for either Fuku or NTR as a non whale is ill advise anyway.
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>>563295920
Wtf cute moans bwo
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This is what a stable relationship looks like
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>>563295920
daiwa WOULD like that
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I hate other Scarletposters so much it's unreal
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>>563295810
Karaoke Teio was cute.
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>>563295920
id rather have scat than this shit
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can people really fap with only a pic?
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>medium + GW
PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME ON SUMMERS
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>>563295920
what the fuck bro
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>>563293575
I legit love it when /uma/ starts talking like that You only get like that when horny though, right? Then it's fine.I do at least. By the way, someone posted this before and I shot so many ropes to this and wanted to thank that anon for posting it but couldn't.
>>563293958
Why don't you make one, huh?
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>>563296075
Not everyone is a DISGSUTING FAGOGT INFESTED sexless zoomer
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>>563295920
ugh...
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>>563295920
>faggy moaning
umm, ok
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You didn't have to post that
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>>563296116
should shoot even more ropes then
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>>563296116
>spoiler
same. i'm slowly hating it less
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>>563295920
pathetic
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I don't think my fronts have won a single room out of like 50 so far. Even if they're in a good position, my Oguri just wins it anyway. Do I just give up on the fronts and make 2 dominator debuffers?
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>>563296172
You can NOT call someone else a fag after watching them jack off
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Well fuck. There's still 8 minutes so I'm gonna do it.
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>>563296172
What's a manly way to moan? Death metal growls?
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today I will get a good groundwork parent
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You are not safe.
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>>563295920
Literally the same energy, except 2000 times more cringe and somehow gayer.
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>>563295920
why are you moaning
nobody does this
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You guys need to kill yourselves.
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I don't care that it's Saturday! Go to the trash board and jerk off with each other! It's rude to engage in that in a public space with other people who don't want participate.
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>>563295920
umatributes...
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>>563295683
Well SOMEONE had to investigate what would happen if you put explosives deep into man’s ass and light up the cord. They wrote down the results, so we don’t have to repeat the experiment
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>>563296314
but this was scieientic research
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>>563296275
I guess I'll join you before the reset
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>>563296324
zoomer have literally ZERO fucking self control or social competence, they don't know any better and think doing this type of shit in public is normal
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>>563295962
yeah it's called the dream trophy league
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You guys moan when you jerk off?
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>>563296275
>>563296401
Dont forget to hit record for us bwos
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>>563296324
*splurts on you*
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>>563296251
does your oguri nimble/nsm off your fronts or opposing dead fronts? your oguri will whiff, it sounds like your fronts are good enough to compete with the enemy oguris if it does.
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Here's your final shop, gwo.
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>>563296314
I remember that thread.
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>>563296275
>>563296401
might as well i suppose.
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>>563296493
This but 20% hammers after going with only 2 to finals
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>>563296473
>No sound on, or his video was too gay/quiet, so I didn't hear it
>See people talk about it anyway
No idea how fucking gay you have to be to moan while jerking off, but oh well, to each their own I guess
>>563296510
Glad there is some "real ones" here
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>>563296427
I'm a 30+ ojisan though, thread was bad because of scatfag so might aswell hornypost before reset and losing all of my TP and borrows trying to make a groundwork Seiun parent
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>>563296493
>started saving hammers after senior year late june
>shops start looking like this
AIEEEE
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>>563296493
this only happens when I decide to save my hammers cause the last run had 0 hammers in the final shop
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end of uma
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>>563296690
start of umapyoi
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>>563296478
>>563296515
there are anons jerking off ITT now
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>>563296690
Geld City
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how does vf have 2700 clocks??
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>>563296493
I hate this shop so much and I'm sure it hates me back
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It's a new day!
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CHECK MAILBOX
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>>563296690
licking
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Another day of supporting my bwos.
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>>563296801
Unironically true desu
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do dascafags really
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>>563296801
not anymore. it's daily reset. time to get serious.
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RIP
Couldn't finish yesterday's dailies in time
It was late Sept with 7 minutes to go, I clicked as fast as I could and couldn't finish the career in time. I clicked the Complete Career button or whatever and got "It's a New Day! :D" instead.
This shit takes forever.
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hey look an uma car
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mou-ning
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sorry for your ebin gay rivalry, faggots
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>>563297089
bricked.
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>4 wit cards
>didn't see a single wit rainbow all Senior Year
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>>563296485
She has NSM and it happens sometimes. I suppose that's a good enough reason.
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>>563295920
That moaning is over the top... its also not from /uma/ so I don't feel much for that. Still good though
>>563296234
I will but later, I have to do some housekeeping before the morning is over. And you?
>>563296237
For reals. That's how you get hornier. Let's talk more about fapping later too if youre around then
>>563296314
/a/ Legend. That was before vtubers were a thing too, right?
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>>563297141
Vodka... lost...
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Hey, it's the Brazilian schizo.
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HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE TV GUYS DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL IT IS
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When I pulled for this brat I wasted it all and didnt get it, now she's been coming twice with the SSR ticket they gave, damn brat
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please don't use my busty wives for your gayposts
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Oh shit clovers are useful now
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>>563297089
MANT has no bad ending so you can just fail during junior year if you're desperate
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The day has arrived!
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>>563297303
Impulse roller-kun...
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>>563297208
>And you?
already did my deed in the morning, next one I'm doing in the evening when I'm gonna lay down, it's time to waste my 5 borrows now...
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>>563295962
yeah they hold them on a farm upstate
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>>563297259
>With Every Win!
incoming massive job
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>>563297024
Desu uuuu. desu.
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I want to fuck a dacchi in kigu
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>>563297310
I started a parent run 3 hours before reset thinking I could finish in time...
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>>563297014
>only 5 players used his card
pathetic
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If we’re being honest, I would bust my load with an uma cosplayer in matter of seconds. If there were actual real life umas, physics would have to invent a negative time to describe what’s going on
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>>563297303
>the true p2w aspect of uma
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>>563295123
>>563295275
I guess you are right anons, I will try get a kita done that can compete with falco... my problem is the third front, I genuinely have no other front, the rolls never aligned, should I try slot Daiwa?
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>>563297478
this is terrifying
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>>563297024
>S. Maru career up on one screen
>This thread on the other
oh yeah. it's jerking off time.
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should I do 2 speed on Seiun? I don't always cap speed but when I highroll I do
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>>563297570
material for what do I even want to know
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>>563295274
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>>563297578
3 wit is essentially another middling speed card.
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>>563297478
At least it's not the chinese orgy again
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>>563297578
swap your borrow to fuku
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>>563297486
I have less than 100 followers...
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>>563297624
>Tazuna
What is this cringe.
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>>563297537
What's wrong dacchi, you havent touched your mandatory Tachyon gf yet
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>>563297570
you and me both.
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>>563297687
ehhh I dunno if Fuku is any better, I'd rather get firm yellow for CM12, usually I would rather use Fuku too
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>>563295920
At least cum in my mouth, selfish bwo... Your loads look tasty.
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>>563297687
>swap out your best speed card for a "speed" card
/uma/ advice.
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>Trainer ID: 492140976623
>1D inactives cleared daily reset
my ASS it is
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>>563297530
Daiwa has inherent Killer Tunes which is pretty nice as a front, so yeah she could do the job
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>>563297562
Based Oguriposter, hell yeah!
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>>563297797
Why are chiyoposters like this
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>>563297578
are you planning to train power or get any hint from that nishi card?
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>>563297716
They're all so fucking fat
I hate cosplayers
Disgusting
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>>563297868
nah she's just RB padding so I can actually get the SSR events to finish, I've been cucked out of taking the lead like 3 times now
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>>563297868
bwo you need RB
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>>563297857
how the hell did cygames get away with creating an uma with THIS much sex appeal
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>>563297704
i scout trainees purely just to see her shake her ass in front of me when she opens the door.
i also used an SSR crystal on her support card because I never got it to MLB
AND, i still use her in my URA grandparent runs
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>>563297701
>his umanko isn't breedable
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>>563297918
Facts. I want my fictional athlete cosplayer to look athletic
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>>563297997
>borrowing that affinity blackhole called Falco
but why
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>>563297578
I wonder if I should 5* my Seiun too
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A wonderrful start of the day!
nigger
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>>563297997
>an ura falco
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>>563295920
Hikari and Nino spotted! Well at least you jack off to anime women instead of images with dicks.
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I hate you faggots so much it's unreal
I'm out
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>>563295274
ok
i didnt do all, i just did the ones i feel strongly about one way or the other
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>>563298274
Those poor flatties
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>>563298256
these animations drained me so much when 5toubun was airing it's unreal
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>>563298274
>why did this guy put Mayano on the bot-
>Ryanfag
This makes sense.
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>>563297578
You realize there's almost no difference between 50 and 55 RB, right? You gain more stats only every 10 RB
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>>563298265
See you later, Nonny-chan. *chu*
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>>563298274
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>>563298274
your distributions tell me that you're a non-confrontational beta.
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>>563298418
this deck is 50 RB tho
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>>563297940
>>563297961
but...you're already above 50 RB mark
you can add Windy
you can add Tachyon
you can even swap it for Welfare Marv and add Tachyon
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>>563298379
TBF, Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created
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>>563298434
i'm using this post to as my reminder to rub one out to this anime again.
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>>563298518
You are homosexual. Just admit you like dicks. Life will be easier for you.
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>>563298492
>you can add Windy
she's 1LB I had no luck
>you can add Tachyon
okay that's true, I'll just do 4 wit next run
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>>563297478
...This is a guy "groping" another guy
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>>563298518
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>>563298418
there are thresholds for the bonus stats attached to racing but SP gains are less incremental.
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>haven't seen medium S in 8 runs
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>>563298457
yessir on the non-confrontational. but me being married puts a hole in the whole beta schtick
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>>563298274
you know what they were right
fuck ryanfags
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>>563298492
I'm gonna be real with you Dotobro
You always needed 60 or more RB, 50RB is a poorfag gaslight, it being the amount Seriru recommended should've been a red flag.
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>both main parent have 3* groundwork+ 2* in every grandparent
>double circle affinity
>still can't guarrantee groundwork procs every run
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>>563298518
that's ntr
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>>563298653
you can be married and a beta, anon.
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>>563298478
5 + 10 + 5 + 15 + 10 + 10 is 55
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>>563298705
no that's brian. ntr is the blond one. are you stupid?
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Any lost anons looking for an A rank club?
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>>563298785
Nishi is 15 when you full friendship her though right, so that's like not as soon
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>>563298784
then why arent you married...
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>>563298673
Would you really use a card like Nishino (only used as a RB stick and has shit stats) over Pasa (rivals Vodka in stat output and has a great skill for front/pace in mediums) just for 60 RB?
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>>563298795
cawacami princess
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>>563298795
i'd join but only because you posted kawacunny and i'm already ina club so no
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I like Ryan because despite the overwhelming strengh difference, she would still let me molest her
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>>563298518
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>>563298898
I'd use Pasa if I had Pasa MLBd and work around my RB with other cards. Like borrowing NN even on a front.
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>>563298867
i'm worse than a beta...
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>>563298850
nigga what
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I am never running Niigata anymore
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>>563298673
>get [race number] of randomly distributed stats and sp for a one more green skill
>sacrifice good statline and gold skills for that
Lol
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Characters that would be more popular with better hair:
>Ryan
>Matikanefukukitaru
Who else?
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>>563298850
are you retarded
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>>563298850
...
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>>563297964
I have no idea but it sucks that was their only bold release and then nothing else since. At least Maruzensky is perfection and erotic. Her in-game model alone is peak fappable and gave me so many erections while doing careers. I've been using and training her every CM for that reason alone.
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>NOOO NOOO YOU NEED 60 RB OR YOU'RE COPING!
>AHHH, NOOO YOU CAN'T DROP BELOW 50 RB OR YOU'RE BRICKED!
every 5rb represents like +40 random stat and 50sp. this isn't even factoring in skills. stop bricking your decks for le magical number.
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Nishino Flower is not 15
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>>563299062
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tfw no german uma gf
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>>563298274
>my 2 favorite umas in D tier
Gwo...
>>563299075
Unique perks only work when you have full friendship bwo
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Nishino is out of 10
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>>563299132
You only sacrifice stats if you have a poorfag deck, that's why 50RB is the poorfag option, because you need the stats and gold skills. Better cards have good RB while also providing stats and skills. Example given, you're not forced to use KSB if you have NTR and Fuku.
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>>563297997
Im thankful people are breeding my Tachyon for their Oguri Cap
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>>563299316
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>>563299246
STFU
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>>563298850
It only works like that if the card ult has the required friendship written in its description. Otherwise it’s passive bonus
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Any anon wants to give some Winning Post horses a name?
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>Oguri McQueen
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>>563299316
Feed to the lions, Sex, Wife
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Maruzensky is old and probably smells like your grandma.
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>>563298795
Thinking about leaving my A+ club to one with the a quota of just logging in or doing 1 career a day.
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>>563298662
Never doubt /uma/ again.
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>>563299234
you and me both. I actually just got my S. Maru during my Dia rolls, I'm sure you can understand how happy that made me. I'm running her as my ace for the next cm, it's just a little distracting.
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why does this nerd thinks she's the top umadol when she's effortlessly mogged by other umas both in looks and talent?
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>>563299419
I literally cannot understand this picture. What the fuck is 67?
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>>563299316
Reminder that Creek is the youngest of the Cingray cast
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>>563294771
Thanks for getting back to me.

Any other A+ or A club recruiting?
It's hard for me to give you a strong estimate of how much I can contribute because I'm a wagie and things have gotten bust for me lately but I think pulling in 1M a day/7M a week on average should work out. I'm at 300M total.

My ID: 793863953098
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Rickey
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whoever does the art for support cards is really good at drawing feet.
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>>563299406
Imagine the food consumption rate
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>>563299481
>67
67 WEI~
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>>563299407
don't say that...
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Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
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>damn it feels like I've been trying for a NY Ope parent forever
>only 5 careers
AHHHHHH
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>>563299419
Lucky for you my club has a very low bar of 1M weekly, and it's just to make sure the members aren't dead
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>>563299569
Hey man you can't just rename a soundpost I made
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>>563299481
67 tung tung tung sahur
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>>563299571
is there even a SINGLE rickeyfag here?
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>entire junior year didn't give me any items from races
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maruzensky's eggs are dried up. she cannot bear your children
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>>563299536
I'm recruiting, but not an /uma/ club >>563298795
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>>563299747
I still can't fucking believe PETA made that tweet
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>>563299627
She cool
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>>563299717
What are the conditions for being a Rickeyfag?
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>>563299753
>
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>>563299782
I'm surprised it took them that long.
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>>563299389
Morning Coffee
Through The Sky
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>33rd in post-global popularity
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>>563299753
>i get to blow loads into Maru without any consequences
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>>563299701
This post reminded me of Captain Caveman
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>>563299850
roar harder and then we'll consider it
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>>563299779
someone pose as an interested player so we can blacklist this cuck.
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double circling a skill doesnt increase spark chance, right? Since those skills technically have a gold version
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>>563299792
you need to be fine with this
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>>563299747
kek that pic. What a fun week that was
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>>563299948
It does.
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>>563299452
Ohhhh nice! Definitely. I got my S Maru during her release but I was caratless for a bunch of banners after. Don't regret that though but I still have a lot of nice uma to roll for. Thankfully my supoka arsenal is pretty good now so I dont have to overspend again. Winning cms is the hard part though. And yeah same. I had to stop more than one career midway to fap a bunch of times to her ahaha
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>>563299850
TMO really look good there
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>>563299782
Nah, shit like that has been their thing for decades. Those people are fucked in the head way more than your average “progressive shilling group” like vegans or climate changers
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orange HATE
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>>563300031
>last spoiler
already had that happen a few times. probably soon now.
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>>563299850
>tranny poll for cingray and movie tourists
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>>563299792
Anti fuku
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>>563300050
There is not a single picture in existence where Opera would look bad
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>>563299983
>last line
That's all I need
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>>563299850
That's much higher than she'd be in a JP only poll.
Dantsu Flame is the one who got the short end of the stick.
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What the fuck is wrong with Marufags.
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>>563300297
she's hot.
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>Turf pink
>120 points off of SS so mostly 1* sparks on the whites
honestly I dont think I'm getting a lot better doing only one career a day
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Better casual outfits than in game
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>>563299792
Holy SMOKES
>>563299983
>She's just better Fuku with big tits and super cute
I mean yeah fine with that! Guess I count as one
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>>563299850
Do you think she roars like that when she cums
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>>563300297
sex with hags
hag sex
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>>563300297
what are you, gay?
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>>563299983
>shotacon uma
well now I need her as well
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>>563299779
If you're in top 1k - hit me. Note that I'm on a timeout until tomorrow.
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>>563300347
Yeah, Spechud and Daiwa are ridiculously cute in those.
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>>563299983
>good at building romantic relationships with (Me)
I'm very okay with that
>she is extremely friendly toward kids
I'm okay with that. That's every umamusume. Also wife material.
>she's better than Fukukitaru
I'm okay with that.
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>>563300347
Daiwa has better casual outfit in game
Golshi has pretty much the same casual outfit
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>>563300347
you can tell daiwa was designed decades ago
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daiwa shartlet iku wa yo
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>>563300557
i know this girl. she's ai-generated.
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Her name is Ska
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>>563299753
With enough power even you can refire a dying star
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>>563299847
thank you, added to the list
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>>563300137
Baaaased, my anon.
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>>563300347
Golshi's outfit is pretty much the same, I like Vodka's ingame casual outfit more, I think it fits her better than that striped shirt
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>>563300557
>cosplayer of a runner athlete
>fat
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>>563300617
Damn...
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>>563295274
I glossed a bit over some and threw a lot in B towards the end, so some might not make sense and I didn't feel like double checking
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>>563300347
is it strange i find this small curve extremely erotic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vJmpPZJet0

i like maru's character song
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>>563299502
>Creek is the youngest in the cast
>Her VA is the oldest among the VA cast
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>>563300578
>agnes digital explodes
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>>563300064
Sometimes I wonder if these so-called progressive groups are basically just a cover for the hateful and vile people. They just figured out it's much easier and safer to ragebait people when they are hiding behind some higher ideals.
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>>563300347
Vodka looks like she draws comics featuring her OC Shadowchu
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>>563300467
Yes it's are top 1k as of April. I'll do it later though
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>>563300347
Daiwa and Spechan's are really cute, Daiwa being my favorite. The other two give me a chris chan vibe from the colors Colors aside they look fine.
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>>563299502
Some people are mature beyond their years. I've had a dude that looked and acted like a man in his 20s in my schools freshmen class.
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>>563300347
Thigh high boots make me rock hard
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i like when artist draw tachyon as scarlet's actual mother. it's cute.
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>>563300994
Some people had no choice but to mature quickly. Blessed are those that are unaware.
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>>563301106
Its super cute yes
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>>563300860
>a well-intentioned group of advocates gets hijacked by selfish individuals that are looking to get their own pet-projects off the ground
that and money tends to complicate people. it's not some grand conspiracy, brainrotted-anon, it's just people.
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>>563300347
Daiwa and Gold Ship smell the best, they smell so good that you can only choose based on personal preference. Spe smells ok like what most girls smell like after putting lotion on after a shower. Vodka has a neutral smell and at least wears deodorant because her pits would light up the room if she sweats.
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>>563299481
Unc...
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>>563299481
Sixty-seven is the new sixty-nine!
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>>563300346
you fags should kill yourself for hating on surface pinks
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This is the stupidest looking alt in the game and I fucking hate seeing her in every other cm12 lobby
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>>563301329
I'd put you through the slide but I'm afraid of you breaking something. Let's get you to bed.
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>>563299782
They love ragebaiting with impactful images like that to get views despite looking really bad while doing so.
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>>563301362
You have time to delete this post
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>16th favorite
>wins
Is this the power of chinese magic?
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>>563301362
The Kraut is in the Kitchen
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>>563301362
Her summer is worse, seems like she pads her tits
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>>563301414
Be nice to Maruzenchan...
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hmmmmmm
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>>563301106
I dont really like it because
1. It implies that someone would even touch reddityon
2. She would fucking NEVER have enough responsibility to raise daiwa properly, and considering that daiwa is ichiban, she was most probably attention starved AF
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Pokke.
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>>563301629
>It implies that someone would even touch reddityon
yeah, me.
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what a weird looking trophy
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>>563301362
at least she gets a good swimsuit skin (where she got a breast reduction for some reason)
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>>563301640
THE STRONGEST
>THE STRONGEST
THE STRONGEST
>THE STRONGEST
THE STRONGEST
>THE STRONGEST
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>>563301693
haha new zealanders amirite *does the hakka*
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>>563301693
new zealanders love the maohri stuff
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>>563301693
Educate yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite
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>>563301513
that's based tho
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I think Maruzensky is unattractive.
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>>563301629
Tachyon is my beautiful wife and Daiwa is our daughter who we love and adore.
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>>563299717
I think my club might have one. And I'm glad cause I like him and that anon is lewd sometimes
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>>563301629
>he hasn't read the Tachyon + Scarlet incest doujin
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I think Tachyon is the most SEA uma.
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>>563301753
I missed you.
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>>563301825
I will marry your daughter and have children with her.
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how do you respond?
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>>563302126
disabled stallions can't be called that, so that's mare sex
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Any cool horse facts?
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>>563302173
Shut up, virgin.
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>>563302160
Only if you can prove yourself to be an ichiban trainer worthy of our ichiban daughter.
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>>563302123
I am not the original STRONGEST poster. I'm a fraud.
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>>563302173
I would of course comply, and then grope her from behind while massaging her shoulders.
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>>563296690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
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You faggot zoomers moan when you jerk off.
I moan after I wake up and stretch.
We are not the same.
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>>563302126
BEST UMA AND YOU CANT EVEN DATE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>563302443
>stretch in the morning
>get a cramp so big I roll in pain for 20 minutes
never again
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>>563302443
>ough when you sit down
Truest shit ever
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>>563302443
i do both, but my stretch moans are way more erotic and girly than my jerk off moans.
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>>563302608
Proof?
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Mooooooooooom
They're RPING in the thread again
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>I missed /uma/ horny hour
NOOOOOOOO
Nyooo....
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>>563302660
Sorry, image limit reached.
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>>563302249
i'd post some images BUT WE HAVE ALREADY HIT THE LIMIT
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>>563302750
sorry I hornyposted too much this thread...
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>>563302734
You can start it again
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>>563289214
Ryan....cute?
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>>563302824
>>563302824
>>563302824
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>15 (You)'s
that was nice. i did good.
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>>563302817
we need to waste our borrows first before we go on a horny spree again
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I want to reproduce, bros...
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>>563302789
Fucking hell, I wanted to hornypost with you guys too..
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>>563299948
I read double circle is 25% chance vs 20% for single
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>>563301753
I will take this spam any day over the NTR faggot
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>>563302817
I'm too retarded to do it myself I need someone else to hornypost first
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>>563302952
wat post?
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>>563303071
i'm sure some of us are still around. all it takes is one brave anon.
>t. anon that posted the dasca trib
>>563303303
>>
>STRONGEST
What's WEAKEST then?
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>>563303354
that was a hot trib anon..
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>>563302840
Always has been
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>>563303354
Was it your trib? Seems like it was a compliation
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>>563298627
God, I wish that was me
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>>563303760
not mine. just one i thought was hot. testing the waters as to whether or not i'm comfortable with sharing my own.
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>>563303837
Ah okay, I thought it was too fast to have a whole thing ready but never know! What uma do you like? Were you the one of the DiaKita posters?
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>>563297918
Have you tried just watching asians kigus? Or course amerifats will be fat
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>>563303974
>DiaKita posters?
that's me. i was the first one to bring up the tablet.
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>>563298518
>He says while posting No personality Brian
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bump
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>>563321528
what are you bumping for



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