>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>563210521
thread jeeted
I don't think that's true
Parrying is so God damn skilless. When fighting a parrylord you have to be right every time but they only have to be right once. II's fucking annoying and when you get a parry it seldom feels earned.
GG Heolstor. Thank you for dropping the smithy stone Practice. If it were dogs the starfists would've been alright but this guy's immune to bleed completely. Couldn't see shit half the time with hannon of caima.
>>563312453feet
Should I post an Elden Ring manga storytime on /a/? 'Cause of the Tarnished Edition announcement?
>>563312456I switch to attacks that can't be parried.
gg horseyfun stuff
>>563312547Do it
>>563312547Yeah
gg revcc, what happened to never playing wylder or any non-duchess character?
I have the biggest dick in this general
>>563312468bomb raider ftw. big boom big damage
>>563312547what announcement?
>>563312824This you?
>Double balancer 5 affinity Wylder purple Death Poker r1 does 2440, r2 does 1433 >Rev 4 giants flame +4 incant +2 fire dmg +1 affinity power and 10% dmg with Fred summoned blue seal Giantsflame take thee does 1077>Dragon Communion build blue seal Giants flame take thee does 670 and white seal Theodorix's Magma does 4804 but good luck finding that spell>Rev halo slop build with +6 affinity double balancer does 574>Duchess with the same halo slop does 623It's disgusting how good skills are and how bad incantations are. Beast Claw is broken as shit sure but that gets boring fast and you need CE lvl relics to come close to what double balancer provides.That's not even getting into how much better characters like Wylder and Duchess are compared to Rev with their bleed hooks, restage, higher hp etc.
>>563312796>>563312689eww
>>563312885actually I just notice that no one seem to play recluse anymore here, only duchess, ironeye, wylder everywhere
>>563312972k
qrd?
>>563312547No>>563312290Yeah cus you’re here
>>563312573i think the game bugged out here, that enemy was invisible for us
>>563313189(zu)
cringe
mi breda you greataxes be overwriting your seals
Why is /erg/ so bwc obsessed? Stop sexualizing me
>>563313424Schizophrenia
fc?
people dont hate beast claw rev enough
>>563313674who's that
>>563312595>>563312605>>>/a/287398891kits up
https://litter.catbox.moe/az5u58.jpg
people dont hate me enough
>>563313674Every single Undertaker out there trying to give me a bad name
>>563313674Don't talk like that ugly brown creature
>>563313830fapping
my dick is hard rn
>563313826I told you no idiot
>>563313687You can’t walk around with all that dick and expect me to not get all worked up when I see you
Can someone explain to me why whenever executor fanart gets posted there will always be one person angry at it
>>563314274idk
>>563314274wyldjeets have an inferiority complex that simple
>>563312961Hot.
>>563312961>DmC was 20 years ago
>>563314274racism but unironically
Some of you anons are alright
>>563313826Im only gonna read it if you post it here also though
gg ED dogs>>563313424lol i thought you guys were just watching for fun
>>563316256Yeah
>>563287625bro im waitingwhere is it
>>563316256No
>>563316347https://gofile.io/d/s0mgrQ
>>563316624Eww
>>563316256
>>563316624Holy shit is that really yours
>>563316710What a beautiful man
>>563316624strong 8.5 out of 10
>>563314274If you mean the Executor titties that’s just exejeets being insecure and butthurt as usual that their character is the most feminine “male” in the game (he wears skirts)
>>563314274Because exejeets have completely poisoned that well. You get what you deserve.
>>563317007Yeah
>>563316624Nice cock bro
>>563313674Least obvious alt
>>563317937I would suck you dry omgosh
>>563318060oh you're right it is trish. lol.at least transfer your relics with the tool on nexusmods so you're not rocking 6 dead weight relics
>>563316624Same floorboards as when you sent me that, got screenshots to prove it later sweetie.
>>563318291>Trish desperate enough to make an alt after being blockedWhere have I seen this before
>>563318291>1k+ hours and still doesn't know how dormant passives work>Has to make tons of alts because everybody keeps blocking him
>>563318291>trish calling herself whore in spanisherg broke her
>>563318291Pathetic
alright I'm perma blocking creasy. go fuck yourself man
>>563319062What happened
Greasy essay in 3 2 1...
>>563318291How low can this trash get?
Password queue goes one day without drama challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!11!!)
>>563318615>>563319293>>563318928>>563318668>>563318660Stop being mean
>>563318291All she has to do is post her feet and we will unblock her
>>563316624Biggest dick Ive seen on /erg/
>>563318291No one likes trishjeet
>>563319608It looks bigger because he's short.
that's roxyGOD for you mongrels
>>563316624I’d 3bar on that all night
>>563319697Cope.
>>563318351What?>>563319697Im 193cm
>>563319875>simpo humilliation ritual
>>563318291Pretty sure Roxy and Trish are different people.
>two dodges in a rowPlease stop.
>>563318291Thats roxy you fucking dumbass, but you already knew that
>>563320345whom
>>563320429qrd on Roxy?
>>563319975Who do you main? Who’s your /erg/ crush?
>>563320529Just a pw player
>>563320345Must be the other Rev
>>563320542WylderCC
I love Trish. Personally I think we should all get together and sing her praises.
>>563320801
>>563318668xhe's ergs plapwhore...
>>563319975I'm taller than you and my dick is way smaller fml
>>563320542Havent played pretty much since release, I just come here for the art sometimes(You)
>>563321390>fat cock anon looks at the art I post Blessed day
>>563321390cringe, leave tourtroon
>>563316624Holy fuck that’s hot. Making my brown poonani drool over here. Zamn daddy!
>>563320429I forgot roxy and boxy were different people kek
gg
>>563320429Forgive is Roxy...
gg greg house
>>563321561terr…
>>563319148second time he's fucked over a run by afk'ing at the RTH
>>563321807kek
>>563321390join the fc
>>563321561Trish……….
Sorry guys. I fell asleep while in queue. I woke up with a message saying that I was kicked for inactivity. When I returned to the title screen, it ask me to rejoin, so I did. But it was the end of day 2 already, and I couldn't level up fast wnough to be useful. Figuring my presence would only harm the end of the run, I quit before the day 2 boss spawned. Good luck. Hope you make it
>>563321752>ESL
>>563321973Why are you posting this again, are you cc and are you all hot and bothered?
>>563322203Not!Makima deserves to be posted, Chud.
>>563322150you are already blocked
>>563321973Biting Wylder’s neck and licking his scars…
>>563322150>I fell asleep while in queueAre you like forty
I'm not taking my balancers offI'm balancers o toole
>>563322280I don't understand your post
I'd never make an alt to play with the retards that have me blocked, it's your loss
>>563322520low Int
>>563322280>>563322421>>563321973Control yourselves. Only Wylder’s chosen harem of brood mares are authorized to do this.
>>563322712Excuse you I am one of the chosen
>>563322150KILL yourself
>>563322523It was an actual mistake my bad. By the time I realized I couldnt even delete the post. I forgot about the roxy but I do remember they appeared with duowaifu or whatever way back
>>563322150NAMEAMENMENAENAM
>>563322523You seem upset
2m balancers is giga annoying fight, lucky it wasnt ed
>bf played on my characterannoying
>>563322520I think that underage user has a fixation on the character Makima from chainsaw man. He's comparing the chacacter in the drawing with the character from chainsaw man, due to their red hair and fangs. Calling her "not!makima", because using "not" to describe something, is a way of indicating how similar it is to that thing.
>>563322049Someday
What is the weapon type you will never ever use because the animations feel awful to you?Curved greatswords for me. One or two handed, they are just awkward, slow, and weirdly low range.Second place is two-handed greatswords, the overhead running attack just ruins it, but otherwise they are fine when one handed.
>>563323191Thats why you raw R2 for horizontal slashes on 2H greatswords
>>563323168Break up with your abused girlfriend first.
>>563322794Holy chet mane. It was mystery balancers? Now I'm sure I made the right decision to leave.
>>563322150its cool man we managed(was hard tho)
>>563323191flails
>>563323191Spears are fucking terrible only usable when dual wielding
>>563323191I like every weapon type idk
>>563323502Gg. I'm embarrassed. Can't believe that happened. I put my head right on the desk and nodded off. Can't believe how much time passed.
>>563322150>>563323783Honestly that’s really adorable. Petting this anon to sleep!
>>563323191Colossal weapons that aren't swords>Let me whiff the hit right in front of the fucking pve's faceShoutout to the two handed straight sword moveset, fucking garbage
grandpa be snoozing fr
>>563323191Flails and whips. Never ever ever ever. They are so doodoo ass I don't even like using the magma or giants whip on caligo/pests. As for some stuff that's a tier above, useable but still kinda feels eh to me, I'd put reapers and CGS.It also sucks that the butcher knife has that horrendous CR2 since purple pure physical str weapons are already rare
>>563323890don't touch random strangers like that what's wrong with you
>>563323937I'm usually asleep at this time. This is "late" for me.
>>563324006AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>563323118I kind of liked how much faster I could melt each one. I'm usually fighting them 1v2 or 1v3 anyway.
>>563322523Post your feet I don't have you blocked
>>563324181Fuck you Revenant Lover for leaving me and the other rev
>>563323191I hate almost all standard animations except straight sword, great/katana and heavy/thrusting swords. Most of the movesets I like are alternates like claymore, shamshir, handaxe/icerind, warped axe, black knife/calling/erdsteel, etc. The rest are so bad that you have to use them as L2 or jump L1 sticks.
>>563324006>>563324350ultra nightmare lobby
>>563324350>>563324181??? Wrong person . Wrong game.
>>563324350the nightmare squad of all nightmare squadsroxy is a legendary SSR shitter who spawned around when DoN came out, nu-gen doesn't know about her.
>>563324605Schizobabble>>563324638It's not like the run wasn't going alright. But then towards the last tree they both just went retardmode.Joll Doints dried trying to retrieve his souls TWICE and Revenent went 3bar right off the rip. I couldn't fly high enough to keep them both up.
>>563323191Whips. And the sad thing is that they don't have to feel bad. Fromsoft uust needs to make them really snap, and combo the animation. Real rapid whipping has a fluidity to it.
>>563323191I miss that one greatsword/claymore moveset from DS2 and 3. The one that has you keep the blade up instead of just swinging it around like a retard.
>>563324951DS2 claymore was an absolute gem
>>563324776then don't revive them?
Wylders witchwife dying in childbirth leaving him a grieving widow... that even his sisterwife can't make happy anymoreschlop...
>>563324776>SchizobabbleNot schizobabble. You replied to me, but I'm not revenant lover. Maybe you accidentally replied to the wrong person?
>>563325226Your posts have been so sad lately wtf
ggs calico
>>563325174>>563324951you mean the twirly mirrah sword ones or the horizontal claymore slashes
What if you play with /erg/ anona but they have small dicks, do you think less of them?
>>563325583I am not a gay man so your genitals are completely irrelevant to our playing together.
>>563325583Why would that matter, ERPer-sama?
>>563325583Are you a boy with a small dick or a girl with a small dick?
>>563324312whats up with you and my feet
>>563325226Happy familee...shattered...
>>563325872I vomit.
>>563324312simpo moment
>>563313830Wylder is so lucky.
>>563324271creepy
>>563325839chasing for her man in the distance>>563325226don’t do this please this can’t be true
kept a braid in my hair for you last night
>>563324776Yeah it was shit at the end, I got my runes then got hit by a damn bat as I was sipping my flask on my way back, then my runes ended up stuck on the shitty old lady bat and I couldn't hit her because I only had beast claw whilst dying in the rain... so I lost my 150k souls and had to do the boss fight already 3 bar'd at a low level... nighmare mode.
i wanna marry trish!!
>>563328085You should have spam pinged or used a melee weapon
gg horse, dunno how i whiffed that charge interrupt it went right throught him
>>563325265Oh that was just a misquote. Sorry.
>>563328395how will you propose? happy weddings make me happy
>think to myself that erg has gotten too good sometimes >see a cursed lobby and a wall of text>think maybe we're not too good after all
>>563328496yeah that was a weird horse fighti tried to mark though him when he was doing his long combo but got stuck in his body somehow lmao
>>563328629id find the nicest place around that u would also enjoy n try 2 make it all nice n romantic and id propose at the most intense moment :3
>>563316624Trish feet on this anon
>>563324776>>563328085But for real though fuck those golem archers.>https://n.uguu.se/jnuuXrDG.mp4
>the ERPers are at it again why in erg instead of one of the generals that do that often like ffxiv
Elden Ring
broadsword
>>563329304All generals with no content have ERP, maybe it's some discord server organizing or just the nature of zoomers being completefaggots who love to shar ehteir masturbation schedules
>>563328919sounds unserious
>>563329304We hate for a reason.
>>563330215i dont have all the details ready but id do my best 2 make it special :)
erg is finished
>>563323191Most halberds, spears, and greataxes. I hate the animations for most of them, including how we hold them. It's a real pissoff too, because lots of enemies hold them properly, like Godfrey.>>563324532>>563324951This and this. It pains me how boring the "standard" moveset is for most classes. 24 greatswords in the base game and ONLY the Claymore has a stabbing R2. None of them have the fancy 2H animations with a stab R2. It sucks how samey it all is. I prefer weapons that have some variety between their R1s and R2s, it's why I'm an eternal Partizan enjoyer. WAY too many weapons are just R1: horizontal slash, R2: horizontal slash with passion. I really fucking hope the Mirrah/Hollowslayer GS in the Tarnished Edition has the same moveset it had in DS3 with the stab R2.
is there a fc going
>>563330692You can start one.
>>563330692No but we should change that.
>>563329980even though that’s groomoid millenitroon behavior
>>563330768Wrong picture, retard.
>>563329196*trish mouth and pussy
>>563330781>>5633307621/4
>>563331096I'll join in no more than 15 minutes.
>>563324951Isn't that in the game? I think it's lordsworn gs
>>563329901Lower aesthetic and less useful moveset than its brother, long sword.
>>563330640The lizard sword has the claymore moveset but it's basically mocking it with its ugliness. Kind of like how the meta helmets all look ridiculous.
>>563330640Lizard GS and GS of Damnation have it too>None of them have the fancy 2H animations with a stab R2. Sorry, DS2 PHILOSOPHIES ARE BANNED>>563331490I think it looks cool but it's not a sword so anyone trying to be a knight dude will look silly with it.
I'll be around, I love you
>>563330498good for you mizzy
>>563330640I like the swordspear moveset for Loretta's and the actual swordspear halberd. Infuriating that Guardian overwrites it, one more reason to not play the bird.
>>563329235Kek yeah fuck em dead.They can even hit you while you're flying around.
>>563330640this is why iron ball is the best weapon
>>563332179Frick you
GG ED Libra.Total destruction. We feeded each other so much good loot this run.
>>563331685name?
1/4 Where'd the other guy go? I said I'd join.
sneed it?
>>563332297KEK
>>563332364You're telling me I've been lied to? That's very Jewish. There is a reason they've been kicked out of over 109 countries.
>>563331096Be there in a few minutes, my save files are fucking up. I have a backup somewhere but it's gonna set my current playthrough back like a day and a half. I'm fucking pissed right now.
I was going to make a joke about the antlers but the damn dead baby skull gets buffed by it so now I have to wear it.
>>563332297@me when it's 3/4
>>563332123
the ergieyogurts are quaking in their booties
>>563332297Hey goys, it's 1/4. There's still time to join.
>>563332532Oh shit even when I load the backup save it's fucked. God damn bros it's so over>>563332297>>563332927Sorry breh
>>563333167Did you not keep a backup? That is unfortunate.
>>563333167try elden ring save copy or something
Malenia milf...
>>563333167Get fucked CEcheater
>>563333167KEK
>>563333250>>563333274I had a backup since the first time a save got corrupted due to the game crashing while saving, but apparently I fucked that up too and caused a steam cloud error so any time I load a save I just get this, a brand new character named _
>>563333167try to use the elden ring save copy tool on your backup file, and onto a new save file on a different account with family share on, to test first if the characters are still playable and salvageable, but remember to start at least one new character on the new account to prepare the save file to receive your backups
>>563331490>lizard sworddidn't even know this was a thing>applies the blackflame blade effect to the dartswtf
>>563333167I loved fighting against your tarnished anon, I sincerely really hope you can recover them
>>563333449Wtf? Never seen that message before
>>563333167Just use cheat engine lol
>>563333640uoh
>>563333751>>563332625>>563330920>>563328395>>563325872>>563325583>>563325868People like you need to fucking die
>>563333167Why do none of your characters have helmets
Another one of Miyazaki's sins.
>>563333892Get a life
>>563333901Because they're all handsome young men.
>>563333901Sometimes I do, but faces make the load screen look better.
1/4When I am upset with the game I watch boss mod videos. Afterwards I start singing Miyazaki praises because he is genius.
>>563334935I masturbate
>>5633349352/4>>563335013You are weird.
Ah hell, it has legs.
the ayuhtollah has announced a retaliation never seen before is coming to ergraelmay jee have mercy on them
I'll be right back to the fc queue I wanna upgrade stuff first
>>563335210That is what night spells are for. To kill stupid smug liberal gargoyle who thinks he is smart for dodging your little baby pew pew lights.
>>563335323What the hell are you talking about?
>>563335517yuh yuh yuh
>>563335442Yeah I annihilated them with good ol reliable Night Comet. Also this damn thing finally became useful. It's a good thing these giants have that big weak spot.
>>563332297>>563335159This is your chance to beat me up and prove you are big man and I am stupid skrub. Come take it. 2/4.
Bad news, Rogier's DEAD. Good news, cool hat.>>563335714Can't join but have to say that weapon is really fun.
>>563333892Kissing this anon on the cheek!
Miyazaki put armor and weapons around the roundtable but we can't steal it like gypsies. We can however steal a stupid crossbow and a shitty book.That is unfortunate. 2/4.
At what level is it no longer a "build" in ER
>>563336140Anything past 120
>>563336140Anything past 500
>1-barred when the other two 3-barred>-600 points AHHHH
>>563336140I'd say 200 but the game lumps everyone past level 300 in the same pool.
Something about this set bothers me. I think it's the robes.
>>563336051im playing deadlock maybe other day
Revenant is 4 years oldRecluse is 83 years oldWylder is 57 years oldDuchess is 7 years old
erg is full of stupid liberal baby pansies who hate fighting. Try to prove me wrong. 2/4>>563336723Say hi to oulero if you see him.
>>563336687it looks like a bathrobe
>>563337059Yeah.
>>563336687Its because it was clearly designed for Ranni and her body type. Not the "spread legs 24/7 and 6'2" body type.
>>563336687Damn that bitch got a thick neck. I bet she carries a bottle of hot sauce in her purse.
>>563336723>troonlockick
>"Open your Seamless Coop to invasions. Right. Now."
青蟲 my niggers. Join. 2/4.>>563337487I say this and look like this.
>>563337485>t. overwatch player
>>563337565Somehow still 2/4. I hope that the other Anon is not just waiting around because this is taking a while. I would be satisfied with a duel at this point.
>"Heh, you stabbing my throat cant hurt me! My perfumer sprayed a nice sperfume and I'm uplifted!"
>>563337274True.>>563337442There's no way to change that is there
>>563338094it's ok! I don't mind letting the game sit in order to help the queue stay alive, though I was feeling maybe I should at least practice this new build a little more while waiting for other anons to show up
You should fight the other ergies RIGHT NOW.>>563338576Alright.
Fight your fellow ergies. Spills their guts. Stab their backs. Take their heads. Burn their flesh.
>>563336915>>563337565>>563338739Shut the fuck up annoying dsjeet no one cares go back to your shithole general oh wait it's dead and buried forever kek
>no one cares about fight clubweird hill to die on
>>563338935This is the Elden Ring general. I am trying to play THEGAME™ with fellow anons.>>563339040You should join.
That's enough Elden Ring for today.
>>563328395Cute!
>>563339309You could be a zesty negro in the FC.
Nightreign and it's consequences have been a disaster for the /erg/ race.
>>563339440Fuck your Fag Club idiot
>>563339628Pedophile porn addicts are anti fc, remember this key detail erg
Considering they can't even fill a lobby is all this spam just 1-2 annoying faggots? god damn
I'm gonna host a fight club. Except there were be no fighting. Just a LOT of gay sex
>>563339705Upset? Keep begging like 3 hours for it to go 2/4. You are a worse poster than me
>>563339710There is little overlap between the Nightreign anons and the Elden Ring anons interested in PvP.>>563339628It's called a Fight Club. Do not impute your homosexual desires onto it.
wondering if I should join the fc...
>>563339857>There is little overlap between aryans and indiansYeah no shit
>>563339883The answer is yes.
>>563339710I made 1 single post before this one and it was just about sitting in the fc
>>563340019Okay
>>563340012What does that have to do with my post?
>>563339710it's a common humiliation ritual performed by The Raped™
I remember when we had too many people for FCs and a couple guys would have to sit out between rounds.
>>563340163The aryans being the NR players and the indians the ER PvP guys
Did this bitch boy's mom get fucked by a FC? Why always have this exaggerated of a reaction? I don't get it.
>>563340160heckin pawsome post bwo uwu
>>563340129https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/dd/Soldier_sf12_goodmagic01.wav>>563340254That is nonsense.
another kino fvcking relic thank you zaki jr
>>563332558@(You): 3/4
>Constantly shits up the thread >P-Please join my hecking wholesome Fag Club uwuYeah no thanks. Should've been not an idiot
>>563340012Kek>>563339717We know terr
>>563332297>>5633325583/4. You have to join now.>>563340485>delusional headcanon
>>563333892Wow. You seem upset. Take a chill pill. Lol.
>>563340485relax anon, it's just a game and every fc participant is not your perceived disliked poster of the day
>>563340309Thanks :3 I like yours too
>>563340823Shut the fuck up, he started>>563339309>>563339440
This ergie is (You) after joining the Fight Club.>>563340969My statement was factual. You are free to be a zesty negro in the FC.
>>563335517It’s brown schizobabble about his dead boyfriend just ignore him
>>563340969he made an offer and you overreacted, to me it looks like by overreacting instead of just ignoring or declining that it was you who started the altercation
>>563340597Still?
THE LOATHESOME POOPDICK SCHIZOSIR CHUDEOUS SEETHIAN. THE ALL-SAMEFAGGING
>>563341168>me when I play dumbwhat waiting 2 hours for 4/4 does to a mf
I'm doing my part!
4/4
For all the doubters.
>>563341335All me, btw
>>563337487>>563338415>>563338935KEKKKKTrue though.
>>563340660>>563334075>>563335932I'm 100% serious some people need to die and those people are you I truly hope one day you get hit by a speeding truck
One of you needs to CE his gear in and another one needs to get more health.
>>563341484>stop being happy and having fun!!!you threadjeets are a strange bunch
gg was close
>>563341484I love you too, terr
Next time I'll bring a INT/FTH spellcaster.
>>563341781look at that poiseblob over there fucking disgusting, what happened to ergie fcs man
fsys look fun from the outside but i know i'd just get my shit kicked in and feel bad if i joined
>>563342459Do it anyway. Getting your shit kicked in is way less embarrassing than being a metasweat.
3/4 if you guys give me half an hour I could make that INT/FTH build I was talking about.>>563342459We're all bad here. You'll fit right in. If you're eating too much shit I'll make sure everyone goes easy on you whether they like it or not.
>>563342459I'm awful at pvp normally and here it's still always an enjoyable time for me
>>563342610Still 3/4 but I'll leave until I complete my build. It should not take long to set everything up.
No ones playing Nightreign ;3;
>>563342791i'm queued.
>>563342610I'm at 1/4 for some reason, did someone block me for bringing that starter class in?
>>563341797>>563342023TAKE YOUR ERP SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAVING FUN ARE YOU SERIOUSYOU THINK THIS IS FUN? YOU THINK IT'S FUN TO OPENLY ENGAGE IN DOGSHIT TRANNY ERP IN PUBLIC? THIS IS THE ELDEN RING GENERAL FOR ELDEN RING DISCUSSION. AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A THREAD SHITTER? GO FUCK YOURSELFI HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH. I HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. WORTHLESS TROONS INVADING ALL OF MY INTERESTS AND COMMUNITIES. YOU DESERVE NOTHING GOOD IN LIFE THE ONLY THING YOU DESERVE IS A BULLET THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN SKULL
>>563342934*sucks you off*BACK THE FUCK OFF?????
Nightrein? Sorry we love ERP and BWC here
>>563342934you look like this while saying that
>>563342934
>>563342914combat ordeal, 4 combatants, any venue?
>>563343152I only have Limgrave unlocked, but yeah. Worked fine the first time.
HehI'm in
>>563342934First white post ITT
3/4, limgrave only
3/4
>Starlight Shards cant be farmed because Fromslop decided it would be OP or somethingHonestly just makes me want to use CE and cheat in 999 of them.
>>563343753starlight shards, lulling branches and blessed blue dew talisman
>Relying on Starlight Sharts
>>563343949Consider this. Fromsoft thought infinite, farmable heal items (health shards or whatever theyre called in DS2) was less OP than farmable starlight shards.
>>563343590I am coming in a bit.
>>563344064Thankfully they learned from that blunder and decided not to make the same mistake for FP.
>>563344110>Redtranny seething at chad playing the game with his wife (he cant be a faggot and ruin their fun)
>>563344272Actually my point is that Fromsoft can go full retard at times.
>>563341484>>563342934Yikes. Talk about brown rage! Take a chill pill broseph!
>>563344110Me (white man) on the leftYou (asian woman) on the right
Pretty fun, actually. No idea what it's like to be on the receiving end. Sieg, I could drop you some runes so that you at least have more than 3 health.
>>563344940It's good practice for dodging at least lel. I'll gladly take some runes to help get back where I was. And a spare Dragon Communion seal if you got one, gonna go for a Communion build.
Landing a launcher is better than winning.
>The Blood vs Crips zone
>>563345092Sure. Let me know where to drop my sign and a password to go with it.
dsg LOST
>>563345496Just do the usual Church of Elleh with the erg pass
Connection error...
how do you make er replays interesting
>>563345596The sign is down. I got the seal, but I'm not sure if I have the runes on the same character.
>>563345596No
>>563345680I did one where I could only cast, with absolutely no melee allowed, and one where I could only heal through miracles and carry 0 red flasks. Not the greatest challenges in the world but at least it mixed things up.>>563345786Thanks m8>>563345931Thanks anyway m8
>>563345680Roleplay restrictions
>>563345968You should never run out of runes after this.
I think that's enough for this filthy Euro. It's getting too late for me.
interesting how the thread's quality skyrocketed after the fc
@madison@nezukjoin the 'c
>>563346559it will be noticed
>>563345331???? Are you playing on a fresh new character wtf
>>563346559You mean nosedived
ggall the crashes leveled me down to level 11, because apparently you have to lose a level on a disconnectgonna fix my video card
>>563346207Yeah the total came out to a little over 43 million so I'd say I'm set. I'll take tonight to speedrun some weapons and should be ready for some normal fights tomorrow.
I love it when the horse teleports ontop of me and isn’t telegraphing his attacks
>>563347264RIP I wasn't doing to well either. Kept getting fugged by drops and dumb mistakes. Thanks for those drops at the second invader camp.
>>563347264newfrens?
>>563345680I finished 1 playthrough in 1500 hours
>>563347532d4 game so yes
>>563346992Yes.
>>563313830hell yeah
>>563347264It's good to see fresh meat.
>>563342934Still makes me chuckle that nothing mindbreaks people harder than trannies showing up.
>>563348170
>>563323191Katana. Its why I will never play executor, I will never make an epic deflect webm, I will never finish his remembrance, I will never unironically run around with moonveil+rob combo in ER, and I will never install Sekiro.I just can't do it. I keep giving it a chance and I cannot get into this shitass slow NIHONGO SAMOORAI HASSHIN moveset when I have powerstanced infused curved swords or literally anything else in my reach at all times. I'd rather do flails/whips only run before weebmaxxing.
I guess I'm gonna quit, you two should duel or go through the game togetherIt was short but fun
>>563347427you chose bird and expected to be anything other than a zDPS liability?
>>5633484153/4?
>>563323191flails are retarded and i hate weapon with long scabbards (look how retarded great katanas look)
>>563348557Yeah, it was 3/4
>>563348415Next time if we can start earlier.
i dreamt about you
>>563337565i want to use this orphan of kos gemmer whats the Builb
zukbro...
zuk it up?
Just had the same fucking chinkazoid tryhard pvpGOD invade my comfychungus drunk seamless run 6 times in a row while I was showing my friend around the various caves of Altus. He kept losing to my tard ass 1v1 so every time he would come back with more and more ridiculous epicmeta weapons like backhand blades etc until he finally whipped out GS of damnation for a clean and easy win.Then he stopped appearing once I procured my own +10 damnationstick out my ass to speedrun his 35 VIG. What the fuck was that all about? Is there a chinese mind comprehension manual? None of his metashit helped him and I'm obviously the better GS of damnation user due to my unwavering faith in the fingers
NO STOP WALKING TO THE SIDE
>>563349783cool story bro
>>563349783Why are you making it a race thing. All invaders are like this. It takes a broken mind to invade people.
>>563349783you can turn invasions off in seamless
>>563349913Literally cheating. I need twop in this game.
>>563349987I've experienced perfectly cromulent invaders in the past both in vanilla and, much rarer, in seamless. It is not impossible, even among the chinese. Nothing wrong with being chinese. But why are most of them like this? If you can't beat someone despite having all +10 CEkino DLC weapons, just block them?>>563350080I know, but I like how they can mix things up a little especially when I'm playing with someone less experienced but nonetheless eager to try shit out, so I keep them on and sometimes use the lure item when fucking around in the middle of nowhere
After all this time I can still confidently say Crucible K***hts are fucking cheaters.
>>563351074Only the one with the tail
>>563349783>I defended my boyfriends in co op, what the fuck is wrong with chinks? Why do they keep interrupting our orgy when we leave the world open to invaders????
1/3
>>563349536what was your dream?
>>563347264I don't say gg to guardian mains.
>>563347427>>563347327Depth level?
>>5633518482, I was 3 then I ragegamed my way back to 2 kekHow do losses even work? Sometimes I get 0 points loss other times I'll get -200 then today I got -400 and it wiped all my progress
>>563349783Arsu chong wai guo ren moto chura guangou chao erdenhuatua
>>563349783Good posts that reaped seethe from both chinamen and redsissies
Hey ergiesGood, now that I have your attention. Why the fuck are only the lesser Hornset and their dogs blackened?
>>563323191Backstab/riposte animations with axes, hammers, greataxes, greathammers, and colossals. That faggy little spin sucks. Thank fuck greatswords just use the normal straight sword impale animation for crits.
>>563327030I need more Duchess x Ironeye
>>563343753pvptards just cant help themselves from cheating huh? no wonder invasions died
>>563352269why do you feel the need to attach your ugly dyke to all your posts
>>563323584fuck you>>563323191daggers and curved swords
>>563351848I’m at 4200 now, I should be back to 9999 by Tuesday then I’m not dropping depths again
>>563351745were playing together
>>563352746because its funny, also its a dude, you fag
>>563353105was it nice?
>>563352746It's a tranny, they get off on it.
>>563349913>>563350097mage players are so embarassing
>>563353329Shiny magic look nice...
>>563353195very
what possesses someone to do this
>>563353329pretty sure i beamed one of these and then was just able to beat the other one fast enough to only have to fight them 1 on 1
>>563348564Why is From so in love with back scabbards? They constantly clip with everything, ruin any armor with a cape, and half the time they float inches away from the actual player model. And there's no fucking way anyone could look at the great katana scabbards and think that shit was acceptable.
>>563353441play again together sometime?
>>563353592i wish i could...
>>563353738why can't you?
Beating THIS everdark is required for further play. If you lose you get blocked
>>563353772long story sorry
>>563353576>And there's no fucking way anyone could look at the great katana scabbards and think that shit was acceptable.Fromsoft is now outsourcing all it's works and they don't care about quality control that much anymore. They will milk Miyazaki as much as possible.
>>563353780>draw a line around
>>563353903always just excuses
>>563353705
>>563353780>>563353964it doesn't say straight line
you know I'll hear it when you're ready
>>563354245NIGGA YOU FAILEDYOU ACTUALLY FUCKING FAILEDLOOOOOOOOOL
>>563354565where
>>563353780i dont understand.
>>563354632The 1. isnt part of the sentence. You got duped.
>>563354632#11. I didn't intend on replying but this >>563355042 anon is a retard
>>563355042You just outed yourself as an annoying retard
>>563355102If they mean crossing out the 1 it would say "the least amount of numbers necessary"
>>563355109>>563355042>"I failed the test because you're an annoying retard!"Uh oh! Melty!
>>563355238I think "the number necessary" just meant one digit. At least you aren't >>563354710
Ladies and gentlemen, I have achieved my highest deeps win rate yet. TWO whole games back to back! At this rate I'll even get to D2!
>>563354710You failed too retard
>>563355109>>563355102You lost, nigga. You actually failed a fifth grade literacy test LMFAOhttps://www.woodrowwilsonhouse.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/THE-RIGHT-TO-VOTE-LESSON-PKG-by-CELIA-ROSKIN-WINTER-2021.pdfYour asses shouldnt be allowed to vote
>>563355540this just isn't right my nigga
>>563354245You pass. Half credit for #11>>5633547107.5/13, see me after class
>>563355678Cope
>>563355540>effortlessly fails the testI'm waiting for you in the teacher's office. You will do 5000 reps of beatboxing before you're allowed to go home
>>563353458Do what? Linger in the nokleteo? No clue. Maybe they just want some extra runes. There are some trolls and pumpkin heads there that most people skip.
>>563355540>The Louisiana Literacy Test was designed so that the test-takers would pass or fail simply at the discretion of the registrar who administered the test. The questions were so imprecisely written that the examiner could decree almost any answer correct or incorrectYou can kill yourself now tranny
>>563353780Based anon for having the entire /erg/ board outing themselves as retards with no reading comprehension
I seen a 2/3 for a bit so I assume I’m blocked
>>563356127You guys outed your own illiteracy already >>563356045
>>563356045>He thinks the "1." next to the question is part of the sentenceNo reading comp niggas always have the heaviest cope.
Well my high school diploma is proof of 5th grade education so I don't need to take it
>>563356219Yes, we blocked you. Go lose with randos, done having to deal with you
>>563356224Cope
>>563353780>1. Draw a line around the number or letter of this sentence.Am I dumb, or is this an impossible statement. Saying *the* number or letter, makes it so that there is only 1. However, the sentence is comprised of many letters. There is no "the letter".
>>563356295Even though I carried my last game
>>563356501No.
ended a 750k soul run with charge attack negation as my only one, how do I remedy this
>>563356259That's actually completely fair, feel free to queue then I guess
made me smile
>>563356481Go to bed esl anon kun
>>563356652You lost. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>563356652No no hold on, he's got a point
>"We hornsent have a very elegant and advanced culture!">Also Hornsent: "Check out this big waterfall that flows directly from the sewer that we put in the center of the town"
>>563356545I rezzed my cute lil 2 bars
>>563353458The guy still inside? The corpses there all have a good chance of dropping legendaries, I have found marais and grafted several times just by looting them The guy in the tree probably has night tide damage and is playing is safe
>>563356738There’s only one letter. Us queens English gods are more concerned it doesn’t say circle the whatever
Qrd on the current sperg out?
>>563357019>There’s only one letterWhich is...?
>>563357472two nobodies fighting over nothing at end of the world
>>563357695“a” you retard
>>563357472browns woke up
1/3for 2 hours
>>563357798That's a word.
>>563357995Fucking retard
>>563357757holy kino
We should make an /erg/ dick tierlist. Who's in?
>>563358453I second this.
faurtis lol
>>563355238>>563355414>>563354710You're supposed to cross out the numbers NECESSARY to MAKE 1000000
>>563359242it was poorly worded by design as said in your own pdf you linked >>563356045
>>563359339in his own pdf?? AYOO DIDDY BLUD!!!
Divine Beast thematically, musically, and visually is still one of the most hype bosses in the entire game.
>>563359475Yeah and then you actually play the fight
>>563359445eeeeyup. thats a diddy ahh blud.
>>563359475It's a good boss but it could be better. Belurat, on the other hand, is fucking awful.
redeem... the queue... saars...
>>563359694noob alert!
>>563359694Why do you people so desperately stick to walls when fighting
>>563360468cat smarter than anon in webm!
My pet cat is doing a lot of damage!
>>563360530I'm just out of a co-op sesh in one of the hero graves where you fight crucible duo and while I was parryslopping Ordovis the host got kabedon'd to death by Siluria. These things are extremely avoidable
>>563359242it says below one million
>>563360820>kabedon'dactually kek'd
>>563359694This was such a fucking slop moment, hey let's recycle one of the most unique bosses ever like he's a regular npc. This fight should've been an hp bloated elder lion with its horns in tact using a bunch of elemental shit.
why didn't the lion master the water nation?just knowing lightning fire and wind is weird
>>563361089What the actual fuck are you saying, I can't tell. Do you like the game or not? I guess not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx2tQ6vUfQ8why isn't it getting more views :(
>>563361283I said the second lion fight is slop. What do you not understand?
>>563361454what
Because it's a shit and lazy video>Uhhh boss is le good for le spectacle xD
>>563361454Nobody gives a shit about Nightreign
Even though I hard carried
>>563361454why do you keep posting slop, what is the point of this
Darkness Duchess
>>563362859it's her best outfit because it's the only one with heels and being able to fight wearing heels feels classy and was one of the best aspects of bloodborne
>>563361454>nightreign>ranking
>>563361862What does that have to do with Elder Lion? They're not even remotely similar. Did you not ptg?
>>563363240The elder lions are the actual "divine beasts" that the hornsent worshipped except they were all captured and dehorned so they lost their powers. That would be a thematically similar boss that doesn't recycle a main boss. Fucking stupid spic tranny can't into basic comprehension.
>>563363240Actual retard
>>563363240stop posting horse!
>>563363718They're AMONG them. They're the last ones still around, battered, enslaved and with their horns trimmed. A lot like the Storm Hawks who're similarly subjugated and humiliated everywhere but Farum Azula. Specimen Storehouse shows way more than just Elder Lion. >>563359475>when he spins while spewing and plays skiprope with youI'm glad he made it into NR.
>>563363718>ermmm actually its bad because (random retarded loreslop)so completely unrelated to gameplay. got it
>>563363994What does that have to do with the dancing lion being fashioned after the lions meaning they could've used one instead of recycling it
>>563363718divine dancing lion doesnt recycle anything what are you talking about
>>563364324It doesn't. It has to do with your post saying Elder lion is -THE- divine beast.
>>563364350t. directionless womanbrain who didn't find the second dancing lion
>>563364483Doesn't count he's saying that divine lion itself is recycled from other bosses but I think it's just 100% schizobrain loreshit. Lorefags don't even play the game they just mimicslop through every fight
MIQUELLA YOU FUCKING TWINK. I KNOW YOURE IN THERE. OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR.
>>563364841I really thought this vid was AI generated. I can't believe this guy is real.
>>563364898post
>>563364767No readlet the second lion is recycled. The original lorewise is based on actual divine beasts, which is what they could've made instead of reusing the dancing lion.
>>563364898It's scary how often people think obviously real shit is AI and obviously AI shit is real.
>>563365164I only suspected AI because there's a ton of "real ring footage" slop that's ai generated. When I actually watched it the voices sounded find and there wasn't anything that seemed disfigured doe
>>563365143The dancing lion was reused from where?
gg adel
>>563364841you got the wrong door
gg zzzdel
>>563364841D4 casters waiting by the merchant for you to drop them extra shards
>>563365301He's a brownoid who thinks DeathBlight Beeast Dancer should've been another whole new boss.
>>563365301You retarded fucking inbred shitskin, the main fight wasn't reused. The second fight was reused. This is a problem. LOREWISE it's BASED on a creature that no longer exists in this form. This is not a problem. This is a foundation for ANOTHER boss that is this actual creature, if they really wanted a divine lion fight in that hidden arena. Go drown in your polluted water supply you favela nigger.
1/3 for 1 hour and 30 minutes
>>563365992Why does that matter? It's the secret ruah lion. Who cares?
>>563359445>>563359730epic gamer joke!!! LOL!!!’
>>563364302>>563361089You hit the nail on the head now they’re going to shit the place up arguing over this over the next 100 posts
>>563366119Because recycling a major unique boss ruins the immersion and turns the game into slop. Same as godefroy. I would not expect a barely sapient thirdie to understand artistic integrity.
>>563366468?there are more than a billion humans you live together and this don't break immersionbut there being two dancing lions does?maybe they are brothers stupid anon
>>563366642>incoherent thirdie babbleCase in point
Dancing lions are 3 men in a suitPlease queue btw
>>563353780trish could never…
>>563365992elder lion with elemental powers would be cancerkino
imagine you queue end up 3/3 game loads inyou are in a suit fighting a player as a lion...
>>563366468You sound upsetti spaghetti
>>563366727>>563366468>>563365992I didn’t agree at first but now I see what you mean and I do. It cheapens the experience.
Any good vids lately?tired of gameplay compilations and clankymocha-tier slop
The divine beast dancing lion just filtered a lorefag and you're laughing?
>>563362859>>563363092its so lady maria it makes me hapy
>>563366468>>563365992Elden Ring does this I agree
>>563367568I'm gonna do my secret challenge soon one of these days and when I upload it it'll be something neat to skim through for like 20-40 seconds
>>563367568>clankymocha-tier slopit isn't slop
>>563367568watch my channel it is really good
>>563370027Kek
>>563370824Me
>>563370824Trish saved erg
Brats who call me upsetti spaghetti will be corrected on sight
>Retarded smurf account spic shit Wylder just trolling and wasting fucking time, doing the bare minimum and didn't ult a single time, refuses to revive at 1 bar for some reason>Useless chink cheater>-800 pointsIf only reporting was useful
>>563371525Maybe you should play a real game
>>5633718233/3 nigga
>The "real game" in question
>>563371926YOOOOOOOO DIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE DOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!!!!!!??????????
>>563371926dog1 sovl
>>563371926NOW THIS IS GAMING
>>563371926What its like in an ASSFAGGOTS game when 2 guys just right click on each other.
>>563371926but this looks really funny actually
>>563371926Unironically more sovl than anything nightflop has
>>563371926>boiled crab
>>563372863clouding?
>>563333640creepy...
>>563372986THAT'S what you criticize from the webm?
>>563337274>Tarnished manlet>6ft 2kek
>>563373478both of those chuds would flawless you bo9.
>>563371926jfc just play an actual fighter you losers
>>563333640hot…
>Host makes us watch the long ass cutscene>Host dies instantly afterWhy is this so common?
>>563373820There's two type of hosts>Neanderthal that can barely press buttons>Third world griefer
>>563333640weird...
gg postI deserved that point at the beginning, I was so sloppy
sometimes I go and marathon ongbal videosyou guys ever do the same?
>>563374431I don't know what that is
>>563374297I don't even remember when I pointed at, red wolf? kek. if you don't respect the bite followups and glintblades you'll just get oneshot over and over
>>563374431sounds weird
>>563374431No
>>563374431No but sometimes I rewatch some of my favorite anime scenes, basically the same thing
>>563374825pretty good
>>563374431i like the sekiro shorts with tiktok song
>>563374660yeah that fucking wolf jumping all over the damn place, I just got one shot by a random glintblade he shit out that was targeting me while he was looking the other direction and I didn't notice lol
>>563371926>damn he's pretty good>damn he's pretty good
>>563374825I BOW TO THEENOBLEST OF HOSTCELS..........
why do ranking videos get the most views?
>>563374825We could have had this and more in Nightreign if Miyazaki wasn't such a jealous Bingtendie simp fuck YOUUUUUU MIA ZACHARY
>>563375481Nobody likes invasions
>>563374431You have issues dude
>>563375464normies like that they can skip to the end and instantly form an "opinion"
>>563375815A good chunk of the people still playing a 4-year-old game do actually
>>563375815Maybe so but I wasn't talking about invasions but about SotE weapons
>>563375978>4-year-oldthat is pretty recent lolgood games get released like once or twice per yearand that is for any genreif you were to ask when good action games come out, that would be like once every other year at best elden ring is the best at its genre currentlyadventure/rpg action combat that isn't hack n slash
>>563375978elden ring and nightreign each have about the same players on steam as battlefield 6
>>563376139DS3 still has thousands at 10+ year old, people like pvp, you're just a bitter coping pvecuck
>>563376256>battlefield 6so good they made 6 games >elden ring so shit they aborted 2nd game
>>563375978My point still stands. Theres a reason seamless coop has an option to disable invasions and it has 1 million downloads
>>563376836Oh, my bad. 11 million downloads.
>>563376836Yes that option is the reason it has so many downloads and not the function it's named for, or the fact that it lets people co-op with pirated copies.
>>563376836Will your point still be standing if the next fromsoft game has invasions?
password seems a bit dead. Is there 5+ runs going on right now?
>>563376836>pvesissies are giant vaginas like me and want more cateringYou never had a point.>>563377229Duskbloods is more PvP-focused, he already lost.
>>563377162Cope.>>563377229How does that disprove my point? I bet you thought you really had something there
>>563377376It disproves your point because the developers of the game are disagreeing with you
>>563377368>"If you don't let me invade your game thats practically cheating!"What type of mental gymnastics did you come up with to come to that conclusion?
>>563376836>>563376338>>563377368>>563377229To most people Fromsoft games are their casual PvE game to unwind from real compslop that involve a gun or a base to defend.
>Invadertrannies having another meltdown after being reminded nobody likes them
When did the community turn into such pussies about invasions? I remember when the response to any crying was just met with "welcome to Dark Souls". Stop blubbering.
>>563377660>Implying people liked some random faggot joining their game to be obnoxiousNobody likes invaders. Reds dont even like invaders. I remember the rivers of tears reds were crying in DS2 when blues would invade them back to back nonstop.
>>563377724I still fondly remember the first time I got invaded. It was in the Burg and some guy in Logan's hat dropped rainbow stones leading to the black knight then backstabbed me while I fought it. It was hilarious. You don't even lose anything from dying so who cares?
>>563377660>When did the community turn into such pussies about invasions?I wasn't around literally right when DS1 launched but I've been playing these games for a while. The sentiment of "wow this overgeared douche just interupted my playthrough with shit I haven't even seen in the game before" isn't exactly... hard to understand?
>>563377476>hallucinates an argument I never madeAnyway...Seamless invasions were on by default and intentionally added into the mod. The option to turn them off is for pussis, it's that simple.>>563377528>>563377607>>563377724They have been part of the formula since 2009, you are fundamentally anti-Soulsbornering. We got a game more focused on us now, you lost. >>563377660Bigger audience means more casulbabbies and browns like the above
>>563377476oh my victim
>>563377915>wow this overgeared douche just interrupted my overgeared password boyfriend's playthrough of my game for meSounds fair and balanced to me.
The reality is most reds invade because they want to feel like they're personally affecting someone. They don't do it for the thrill, they do it because they have a deep rooted personal problem they never sorted out and decide to make it everyone elses problem.There is a reason every PvP streamer/youtuber start having melties when they lose and act incredibly smug when they win. Why do you think reds refer to people just doing coop as "gankers?" Its because they're really projecting their own intent onto others and losing is a personal attack on them and in their mind they just got "humiliated" by a bunch of PvE shitters and imagines them acting just like the red does when he wins. This is also why every invader tries to use every cheese imaginable to win.
>>563378097Nice image anon
>>563378082you were asking when it started as if it were some bewildering concept, and now you're adhom'ing meas usual, pvptards demonstrate they're unable to hold a real conversation past shitflinging. guess you lose again.
>>563377974>Says the retard who is having a meltdown over people not wanting to play with him
You guys do know you can join ICE and get paid for invading irl right?
>>563378183>I want to engage with the multiplayer aspects of this game>NO NOT LIKE THATOkay but that's retarded.
>>563378097Does this post violate US law? You just killed every redtranny on the board.
>>563378097>raped projection: the post
>>563378257What's ice? I'm not american
>>563378097The best explanation (not exactly a profound one as I'm sure many people have come to a similar conclusion) is that invaders/red manes are intended to just be "a part of the level". When you invade and spawn in you're playing as just another enemy, so the odds are stacked in the host's favor significantly. You're just there to maybe burn some estus and create a memorable fight for themNow this comes with all sorts of ramifications like "who the fuck would actively want to queue up just to lose" and maybe you should get some participation trophy for seeing an invasion all the way through, idk, but seeing it like that makes the most sense to me.
>>563378308>Failed to see the irony of his post: the post
>>563378367>who the fuck would actively want to queue up just to loseI did plenty of meme invaders like that just for fun. I used to invade Sens as the Iron Golem and intentionally overweighted myself so I had to slow walk everywhere. Still managed to have a good time and spook some players. What do you think would happen if I tried a meme build like that in ER? I'd be blasted by t3 different spells/AoWs before I took my first step.If invaders are overtuned metatwinks now, it's because they have to be.
>>563333640sexy…
"""""""Halberds""""""" did not eat good in the dlc, not even a proper halberd
>>563333640gross...
>>563378257>>563378365ICE are more like the blues getting the invading Mexijeets (reds) out
>>563378669Halberd movesets are so unstylish.
most stylish ER weapongo go!
>>563376448>>563377607>>563376836>>563378097>>563378257truthI appreciate your postings and agree with your well made points
Can you kill Dung Eater in the sewers? I want to do as many quests as I can but I don't want Boggart to die
>>563378197part of the game my rapemeat
blues are like the poc-protecting cops that put trans/rainbow flags outside the police station and on their social media accounts during pridge month
>>563379035You were the guy who always ate alone during lunch throughout your school years and not by choice, huh?
Dark Souls 1 had the most balanced invasion mechanics, with reverse hollowing being a simple on/off switch for multiplayer.
LOLdark souls is NOT a co-op gameelden ring includedsummoning is crutch for noobies game is intended to be beaten soloeven much so that fromsoft needed to make summoning be less shameful so they added pokemons to help you to divert attention
>>563379007Unrelated but I would slam fuck her mouse pussy so hard
>>563379153i slay gash
>>563379007who is this semen demon
>>563379153I remember one time at school, someone took a shit in the sink
how many views do I need to start getting subs?I get some few views but nobody subs
>>563379310I remember the time some retard pulled his pants all the way down at a urinal and all the black kids started flocking to the bathroom to laugh at it
>>563379297>>563379197We know you are a fat pedophile you dont need to tell us
>>563379297her name is nyn
>>563379007>Can you kill Dung Eater in the sewersYes. You will obviously end his questline early, however.>I don't want Boggart to dieHe'll come back the next game cycle anyway.
>>563379393I remember another time a retard told the teachers he was going to kill his parentsI was in special ed for the 'tism so I saw retards a lot
>>563316624>50 downloadsI guess most /erg/ posters have this in their hard drive now
I can't tell you how many times back in the day I would invade someone still running around with a Drake Sword even as far into the game as Anor Londo, Painted World, or even TotG. Those are the kinds of people crying about how unfair invasions were.>"Waah this twink one-shot me! Invasions unfair!">Meanwhile they're wearing a robe set with no helmet so they can look at their female character's face with the purple anime pigtails and never level VITThe problem was just that they were retarded and refused to learn anything. That's the same kind of person still bitching about invasions today even when every invasion is a 3v1 spell spam clam jam. There's no cure for them and no amount of appeasement will ever be enough. If From completely removed invasions they would then complain about not being able to summon three phantoms at a time instead of just two, or how it's bullshit that they can't summon spirit ash and yellows at the same time, etc.It can't be helped.
>>563379675So many girls in erg
>>563379952more like so many gay men
>>563379675What is there to say? Bee double you see an unmatched potent force
I quit nightreign a year ago but I still read ergare most anons same?who the fuck is practice? newfag? didnt play when I played kek
>>563379310>>563379393>>563379651average school days in detroit
>>563379297>>563379197You’re spitting facts right now she’s so damn hot it’s crazy
>>563379007this is how you dressed for him right?
queue status?
>>563380173It's not a year old. Practinx is like pre-Deep of Night but post ED Libra, so not a trve oldhead.
Is there anything more Pantone 448C coded than caring about a nightrein winstreak
Playing Nightreign in the first place.
>restores hp on killAre these EVER useful and not just gimmicks
>>563378097Correct. I invade to ruin the host's day. I specifically built the most BM build I could with CE'd hefty pots, high poise, hyper armor L2s, cheesy spells, easy swaps to backhand blades etc, etc. I beeline the host as soon as I can, and in a pinch I'll simply distract the phantoms while the host dies to pve. I don't need to imagine le sunbros acting smug because they always emote when they kill you.
>705Seething about better players for starters
dsg won btw
>>563379926nice article, you gonna submit it to a newspaper?
What's the most people you can have on seamless co-op?
PvP has the highest skill ceiling in the game, this bothers the pvetroon on a deep level.
Anyone queing?
>>563380757>is free hp during map clearing on your off-hand slot badyes anon very bad
>>563381103me
this is where you look through the earrings in nightreign
>>5633810756
>The reason I've never been given the prompt to give Boc the Golden Needle and thus never progressed his quest after Leyndell is because you need to buy boss armor from RTH for it to "activate"fromsoft quest design is so awesome fucking kill yourself miyazaki
>>563381103Waiting for >>563380525 15m now, will go randoms in 10.
>>563381345You didn't just chop the monkey where he stood?
>>563381408Weird I'm queuing and I can't see you, wonder if it's a dns issue or something. I don't have anyone blocked.
>>563381408But randoms are soulless
>>563381103naam?
>>563381454It popped. >>563381457I rather get a game than wait an hour for one.
>>563381057>5 lines>article
>>563379675This place is full of faggots.
want to play nightreign but don't want to get out of beda monitor at my bedside would ruin me
https://www.youtube.com/@GameMUSA%EA%B2%9C%EB%AC%B4%EC%82%AC/videoswhy do these ongbal level channels get no views?he is korean too btw
>>563381909Wanna cuddle?
>sleep someone with sleepbone bolts made from Trina's Lilies >this triggers Trina's talisman>delete their 2k+ HP bar with a Sacred Star Fist's 2HR2+R2I've finally found the perfect Miquella build.
wow , i beat nightreign whos a shiter now
Gonna ERP with a Messmer chatbot and nobody can stop me
>>563383098gay
i like invaders in ds3 because pontiff teamfights are funestus cancelling is extremely gay
They need to bring back the erotic moaning male undead made in DS1
epic spirit spring bro
GG Minibra. Is there a reason why either of you didn't wanted the lltbt? Does /erg/ now runs without it even on ED? Also getting balanced into madness swamp wasn't fun.
>>563383535GG I didn't see it otherwise I probably would have taken it, my inventory was doodoo except for the schlopper and the negation until we found that lucky red corpse on the roof which fixed everything
>>563383535I didn't really want to drop anything for it, but does it make much of a difference on Libra, his runes that spawn under you are probably the most annoying thing as I'll get caught by those the rest of his moves though are fairly eash to dodge and I had faster casting speed so it didn't feel super necessary. gg though.
>>563383743It helps with invaders not targeting you but I guess if we are fast enough at killing them it shouldn't matter.
>>563383743It would if it was ED so the condemned stop chasing you when the riot starts going. You can just run away let the condemned fight each other while you lure the libra somewhere away from them and beat his ass 3v1.
>buy 1000 relics>sell all small>filter to night invaders >3 results>all trashi hate this sometimes
>>563384013I still lack an invaders relic with 2 other good/relevant lines for wylder after almost 1000 hours. Hopefully in nightreign 2 they completely redo the gear/relic system
ranni's looking kind of burnt bros
>>563384426i'm gonna bash your fucking skull in
>>563384426>2How greedy do you want to be? I'm fine with 2 liners that don't have a brick
>>563384426i've spent my last 15mil murk or so on normal relics and haven't found any 3 liners, it's not even a colour problem
>>563384426gts
oh. didn't know one of these was down here
Blocked q1/3
>>563357019Most castrated raped goycattle slave post I've seen in a while. And I mean cattle in the literal sense too. Imagine proudly worshipping those who view you as lowly peasants.Brits just don't have any self respect. A laughable culture, truly.
>>563384784naam?
Tender Miquella UwU
>Aspect of The Crucible: Wings>Sprout wings and fly away, nigga. Be free from all this boolshiet.
>>563384949terr
>>563385334I was using aspect of the crucible breath last night and it looks really funny and made me happy
Anyone queuing or will I just play a rando game
>>563385596I'm doomscrolling more and more political news bs and becoming more and more of a racist chud
kek
>>563385596might q later feeling cute
>>563385664Stop it stop it now it's rotting your brain
>>563385753I really should, yes there are corrupt woke judges who freed a black murderer with 60 charges but no I can't do anything about it, all it does is make me mad.
I missed the redcel melty..
>>563385957you won't do shit chvd
open CE make kino relicget made fun ofenjoy farming for 1 trillion years lel
>>563384501There's nothing wrong with being greedy>>563384514The fucking color shit has cucked me out of so many potentially cekino setups
Does nightreign have hype moments and aura?https://youtu.be/ZS8JSyZIGpk
>>563384778this is around the corner from the lobsters yeah? i found one in a fuckass spot like that or it may have been beside hyetta
gg serious umamusume
>>563385664>>563385957you need a cute erg tgirl gf to fix you
>>563386668If you play Wylder and your team sucks, every fight is hype and aura
gg fulgawd I kneel...that ghiza in nameless king's face was kino tho
>>563386845it's a shame it gets fucked by the bigger hitbox = slower hits rule otherwise i'd use it every time i see it
>>563386714It's after mohg jrWhich is weird cuz that just leads to deeproot depths which you can go to anyway... What's the point
>>563386816erg girls only like bwc tho
>>563386929oh. 3 fingaz
>>563387194Oh yeah I forgot it's actually the 3 fingers room which has the path to deeproot
I am eating late nigiht pizza will queue affter
>>563387363I will get pizza for lunch in 5 hours you have inspired meElden Ring
>>563387510Do not eat pizza for lunch You must eat it for dinnerOtherwise you will get fat
lol nobody watches my videosI guess im not gonna be the next ongbal
>>563387923I am european so that isn't a problem for meBut I'll skip dinner just in case so I can stay more apostle and less noble
putting anon into the spirit shelter
>>563386978that's a lie, erg girls will fuck anyone as long as you treat them right
>>563388418You mean ergsluts are a petridish of many diseases
>>563386978>>563388418>"""""""""girls"""""""""
>>563388505The foids who post here are always mentally ill in one way or another.
>>563388587Yes chud, theyre valid
>>563388875>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>foids
Mega blocked queue1/3
>>563384426creepy...
>>563389491Why did they draw her to look like a dude?
>>563390069She doesn't look like a dude
gg nightman, got those blessed lightning-on-charge raptor talons at the last field boss
Practjeet and cctroon play too much together they have to be a coupleThe worst couple
>>563390069A westerner probably drew it. I remember there was some western artist who drew asuka and gave her a masculine body with a jawline to suit.
>>563390841I like how the text is in japanese to make you think a japanese person made this image when in reality it was made by a westerner because no one in japan gives a fuck about this shit
>tfw no practgawd or ccgawd requeuing
>>563391089cope
>>563390841uh oh, meltyhttp://otakomu.jp/archives/33148180.html
>>563391328Oops meant for: >>563391089
>>563391439>>563391439>>563391439
>>563391173>>563391407My point still stands most japs don't care about this stuff only a small percentage do compared to the much larger percentage of the western world
>>563391568Cope. Nobody wants ugly women, tranny.
>>563391568>instant goalpost movelike clockwork
>>563312187Idk where else to ask. Is there any game with similar style of soulsborne combat that has interesting unarmed combat options, like Hand to Hand Arts but expanded with grapples and shit?
>>563391568>>563390841This is the type of concordian level DEI shit that will never stop getting shitting on and I laugh every time a "modern audience" game crashes and burns with millions of dollars down the drain and woke devs sent back to mcdonalds and doordash.
>>563391668>>563391703I haven't seen a japanese person complain about the muscular woman in MH wilds wanna know why? They're more upset the game itself sucks, trust me the only reason a small percentage do care about this culture war bullshit is because they were influenced by the west. Mainly thanks to twitter where right wing content is often pushed on your timeline
>>563391753Nioh 2/3 has fist weapon type, no grapples.Surge 2 has punching gloves. Crimson Desert, haven't played but seems to have wrestling style. There is already lack of good soulslike finding something even niche is going to be hard.
>>563390130They didn't draw her at all, it's some skinnydude cosplayer Duchess.
>>563391989>I haven't seen a japanese person complain about the muscular woman in MH wilds wanna know why?Yeah, I do. Their games arnt infested with ugly trannies trying to pass off as women. But I bet you if it was they'd start talking about it.
>>563391753>>563392012Forgot to mention Zeno Clash, third game is soulslike but haven't played that one either so can't comment. Had fun with first two.
>>563392012Stranger of Paradise also has fists
>>563392012>>563392165I'll have to check those out (had my eye on Crimson Desert but have been hesitant). Sometimes you just want a game where you can imitate a DMC royal guard/martial arts weapon build in a game other than the DMC series...
gg mystery ED birdsstill working on a non caster build for it because there should only be one caster (for starlight shard economy)
gg ed balancers. Though honestly the fight is kinda boring, much prefer normal balancers.
>>563384784Lovely Wyld wife>>563386816>>563386978This is true and factual
>>563391568>>563391089>>563391989and other things that are blatantly untrue
>>563384889Marge what is he talking about
>>563390640>requeue the whole day to play together>I-It's definitively not a duo
>>563391989Based Xitter finally giving you ‘people’ just the very smallest taste of your own medicine.
>>563393243>>563393339>>563393624>>563393735Hello
>>563393630>gock in hand
>>563393624He got groomed on /pol/
raped post ngl
