>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>563312187
*vortexes (You)*
GG Greg. I kept getting incants up and I had to kill myself at merchant to buy that upgrade stone. Could've kept one I got earlier but I didn't needed it back then and more useful on one of your beast claws day 1.
i like from games but holy fucking shit would it literally kill them to have characters speak like normal fucking peoplei know its not a time period thing eitherbecause fucking thopps speaks plainlyeveryone else speaks like theyre in some shitty shakespeare play in high school
>>563391908Miyazaki likes archaic speech.
>>563391686what new updates does sludge 2 have?
>>563392146Its not even the fact they're being archaic. They're fucking vague about everything they say and do. Ranni's ending goes from the best to the worst depending on what you learn from everyone else but her because she insists on being as vague as possible.
>>563391908You aren't supposed to like any of the characters that talk like that, they are assholes. Guys like Thopps, Boggart, and Ansbach are all bros and speak plainly.
>>563391908evergreen
>>563392285Better, Faster, Stronger.
>jeet OP
Is the Falx good at getting through shields?
yes, I will be the next ongbalI just need 450k subs to match
Does atk up with two armaments also increase damage of heavy attacks on fists weapon or only light attacks?
wrong thread oops >>563392890
>>563392764All paired attacks. If you're on PC you can install the practice mod and test passives there.
erg is finished
I'm not taking my balancers offI'm balancers o toole
bg no damage negation no team play run
Sorry for slopping. I would’ve used rivers but I unironically couldn’t find one bit of negation.Also nice Sebastian save on the death knightus
>>563394016In fairness I pinged something and I looked at the map and you were standing still for some reason.
>>563394203IRL stuff or looting chests for negation passives before leaving the PoI
I noticed that whenever somebody has the aggro they keep their distance from the boss while everyone else beats on it.
>>563394381A lot of boss attacks are best rolled into them to punish but if I roll into my team Im gonna fuck them over so I'd rather just wait
>>563394016>beat the boss>5 flasks>133k runesWhat are you complaining about
>>563393764someone explain this ‘joke’ please
>>563394514I'm not surprised threadshitters think family guy is funny
>>563394428That's fine and all but that behavior is quite common even when there's nobody else to hit the distracted boss which draws out the fights too much. Say I'm fighting a duo/trio fight. If you can't get a second guy on one of the bosses then it's unlikely to go down in less than half an hour.
Wylder crying tears of joy after his sister- and witchwife give birth to his babies. Schlop..
>>563394514>>563394553Family guy
>>563394757Why is he sad?
>>563394605You’re most likely to lose a run when reviving someone. People dying, especially early, in a fight seems to have a mental thing on some teams where they can’t regather and play safer and a feeling of hopelessness starts to come about when the situation is salvageable and people start to play bad.
>>563394482main gripes are sludge having the audacity to poison pot me for dying to death knights while looking for an opening to res him and dragon cult rev holding on to a purple holy hammer with projectile drop-off reduction for dear life after asking for it several times during the run
>>563394553That Anon is innocent.
>>563394972Dude it's roxy they're like d2 skill at bestSludge too
>>563395095Roxy is good
gg greg
>>563395202gg of course I'd fucking whiff that ult
>>563395180Better than sludge for sureSludge be like:>3 bars to night 1 boss>Omg muh streak
>>563394972I didn’t throw a poison pot though?
>>563394972poison pots are a good res tool, better than scholar's level 3 stones
Can't believe I got 1shot at 1.5k HP. Abyss debuff must fuck you up bigly
Reddit Souls 2 is the only one that needs a remake because it's the worst one by far.
>>563395615>>563395665Peak souls 2 is as good as it is already no need for a demake
>>563395301KEK you nuked that tranny, well done.
More like CRINGE souls 2
>>563395615Scholar was a downgrade.
Drain G’Lake
>>563395665truth>>563395857false
>thread jeeted
>>563397003I like this.
>>563397035Me too! It made me really happy seeing it. All the fun I’ve had in this game and thinking about all the nightfarers…happy happy
>>563397003>>563397194holy reddit
>>563397003cute>>563397194I wish there was customization for nightfareres
>>563397281Like for their outfits or for their kits or both?
>>563397363outfitsit's a shame it's only a B-team side project so it won't get the updates it deserves despite its surprising popularity
Música do dia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBQD31zO43o
>>563397469I’m sad about it too. I figured it performed well enough that they would start working on another DLC or continue to add outfits or something to work towards.
>>563397941>can see palms and back of hand at same timetroons all have body image issues
Queuing >>563394972Hmmmm the plot thickens. Actually it doesn’t, I dunno why you did this then accused me. Weirdo behaviour
>>563398140What? I mean you can do that you just pull your thumb in and down and you can see the palm and back of the hand. Also body image issues can always be solved by using your penis.
>>563398293Bellends…..our narrative…
>>563397469The game has skins, it just needs more, and unlockable relics would be cool too. If you mean things like changing the hair type/colour for the other skins, then maybe,e but you aren't getting full customization, that defeats the point of the Nightfarers and ELDEN RING exists.
>>563398293>c tier on c tier violence Visual media
c tier is way too generous
We NEED more underplappers on the pw NOW
>>563391908Do you want them to speak like characters from Forspoken?
undercaker fell off desu
gg bugs>>563398293wait what? I don't even recall having a poison pot in my inventory, can't see my character doing the throw animation eithergot tilted for no reason anyway, my apologies
>>563399497>another anon finds out undercooked is terrible
I just missed an ult with my freaking ARSE haha!
>>563399603retard
>>563399752faggot
>>563399639Crassus means fat in Latin and somehow all of its modern descendents either started voicing the c or dropped it.
>>563399752got his ass here can't lie
>>563400385My bad, grassus is a Late Latin variant. That explains it. Like how pretty much nobody pronounces the i in calidus anymore.
>>563400584Stop dropping your w philistine.
>>563400657I fortified it into a β then v and occasionally into a g or b.
>>563399613I thought everyone knew this?>>563396772You’re late cvck
>>563400827Wery smart
Stop putting each in tiers. It's stupid and annoying and isn't sportsmanship like at all
>>563401021I still keep it in certain positions, usually due to an etymological L.>>563401165>>>/trash/
>>563401207Let the sisters destroy themselves.
>>563400880pipe down threadjeet
god damn that was clutch, went from going fine to almost a disaster. gg even though we missed the castle.
gg, 3 Gregs in a row.
>>563401873What kind of goy is this?
>>563401836There was too much stuff in the bottom right corner. Kinda gave me analysis paralysis
ggpost
>>563402035Cute!
>>563398293It looks the 'holy explosion on charge attack' effect that's actually a holy pot fx
>>563402462Very obviously poison.
>>563401610You shouldn’t talk to yourself like that
>>563401934This is an erg goyVery stupid and addicted to porn, they cannot think for themselves and are the equivalent of human cattle
DSG WON BTWhttps://screenrant.com/dark-souls-bonfire-release-may-15/
>>563402840This website is garbage
>>563403064>draws makima>nooo it's not makima
>>563402840… the no longer existent raped indian congregation spot award
>>563401873>1024x576Laptop? Deck?
good morning erg!!!
>>563403350
So I'm 300 hours in and I've never stacked a weapon passive of the same type/% because when I first started I read somewhere that they don't stack. I'm now learning that's not true and they do stack?
>>563403350Good morning!
>>563403381BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>563403194
>>563403412?
I've been playing with the night of dregs relic for a lil bit, it's pretty alright, but it takes some time to get used to the playstyle
>>563403708seppuku or libra?
>>563404005libra
look how that turned out...
>>563404460>/fsg/KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563402924I find their poorly written and blatantly misleading clickbait articles charming
>>563403350good schlopning
Really need two blue full negations as revvy or they aren’t doing much
>>563405125Will you be my girlfriend pretty please
>>563405125ermm sis your roll button?
>>563403064If you keep posting this every day I'm going to get distracted! Such a bitable neck...
>>563405125at least you were doing dps I was tickling horse the entire time
>>563405125Do castercucks not use the damage negation while casting passives? The negations are huge.
>>563405514You don’t really aim for getting hit while casting
1/3
>>563405125Pretty much, 1 isn't even enough on D3.
>>563405571In all fairness, you don't really aim for getting hit at all.
>>563405895But sometimes it happens and stuff
>>563404460/dsg/ “content” is so raped and awkward
postgame ggpost
>>563405125Pair it with charged attack negation, its the easiest negation to have on command. I see revs run increased max hp a lot so do that too if you aren't.
gg dogssorry for using halo scythe but against baby dogs i couldn't be sure of victory
>>563404659>>563394757Now you’re cooking, king!!!!
>>563405125Having damage negates on your relics can go a long way in survivability when paired with full hp negates.
>>563406140what's the point of int raider anyway? Recluse already has the best dodge of the game and can regen SP naturally.
>>563406340There isn't one, it's a dev joke for chunguscontrarians...
>>563405383Ewww the child predator is here, cringe
>>563406281Eh I had two blues but one of my teammates didn’t have one so I have it to him. Doing lots of damage typically feels better
>>563406340Meme builds, or you could try double balancer and take advantage of the now large FP bar and his natural poise.
>>563406340I guess you can rock and use it as free damage in theory but in reality every attack seems to hit ontop of the rock or smaller enemies walk into the walls and you can hit them.
>>563342934Now that the dust has settled, was he right?
>>563406281Max hp works well with weapon negations too since they scale off max hp %.>>563406340Faggoty zoning with dormant flails. Its bad.
>>563402840>nothingburger re-stock of an old itemoh no no no
>>563402035cringe!
>>563406049The ergy trembled at the dsg. Clinging to his age of erg, and in dire fear of their posters. And the jeet who would one day be born amongst them. Anonymous resisted the course of nature.
>>563406516Now that I think about it would dormant collosal greatsword double balancer int raider be a good idea?
>>563407467He loses str
>>563407467colossal fall beast jaw is better if you manage to get it to drop but yeah colossal sword is more consistent
>>563407683I thought he only lost health and endurance.
>>563405125>52 KB>>563406049>is so raped what is this supposed to mean
>>563407683You don't lose str with the int respec.
>>563407942Shut up retard
>>563407942>>563406908proved the point award
gg mystery dogs I'll see that greatsword again in my dreams
>>563403708Why was there 2 hp bars? Did it drop double the loot?
can barely wait for the dsg invasion we'll be ready
>>563408680I don't know and no
word 'round town said dsg is sneaking into erg through the sewers whats the plan
>>563409182Shut your mouth
red wolf's magic projectiles tracking me during invisibility, I kneel...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOI later got back up and pwned him
holy shit i just saw the ergiyogi liveleak video how could they do it to us bros
>>563409501gg day 1 disaster, I actually kinda predicted that gonna happen.
>>563403381hi mr perfumer man! is it really you?
>>563408913dsg has already invaded and WON
>>563399342>"You can either have vague or cringe reddit"How about you stop being a room temp IQ retard?
>>563403421
>>563409558>Using Radahn armor>DEFEATIt's like pottery
>>563410830I look exactly like this in a photo my husband took last week right down to a big scar on my left leg
>>563410830She's beautiful
>>563411080Wait you have a husband? I haven't heard about him before.
actually her ankles are fatter than mine
the most pointless thing in the DLC
>>563411407the entire dlc was pointless
>>563411482not really, it was beautiful and hilarious
>>563411771good art
>>563411771talk about built for my cock
>>563411771wheres the guy that would blacken recluse when we need him
>>563412007gay?
fix this broski
GG Uma. I wish I could tell if allies are running double balancers too in character select, so I wouldn't.
>>563413009that went almost ok
>>563413009ggs
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duPJqfKiA78
>>563412583bark approved relic
>>563413009I've got most people's builds memorized but if you want to know if someone might be going balancers then consult the erg tier list in your heart. The lower they're ranked the higher the balancer chance.
>>563412007very punchable face
The reason Tarnished Edition keeps getting delayed is because they're emergency integrating seamless co-op into the normal game. It will release with a 2.0 patch. That will also change how Ashes Of War work.Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>563413978Would be cool
>>563413978god i wish
>>563405125I try to hit 2 negations every run no matter what character
>>563413481The people not running balancers are typically the nightmares though. The only exception is of theyre playing the S tiers in iron eye, duchess or wylder who can cope without it
>>563414392I'm going to take a shit inside of your mouth if you don't mind
>>563413481I don't play often enough to have a erg tier list in my heart sadly. Maybe Nightreign 2 we will have these fun changes. >>563414392I also consider it a comfy run if I manage to land 2 blue negations, succ and charged preferred.
>>563413481post the erg tier list
>>563413009Belan with balancers honestly is typically him ping his bow for some reason
>>563413978That's wrong, however my (correct) dream revealed to me that From's next big game will let you have a seamless-esque co-op experience if you wish. They will also implement Nightreign's character specific moves into generic character progression. There will be a skill tree where you can unlock certain things and you can then use them if you fulfil certain conditions. For example, if you have light equipment load and a certain amount of mind and int or faith, you can use Recluse's floaty dodge. If you have light equip load and enough stamina and dex you can eventually use Duchess' dodge spam etc.
>>563414698jeetiest post in the thread award
>>563411407It's about the journey, anon.
>>563414392>mains wylder>needs multiple negationsdo you have no manly pride?
>>563414881hi
>>563415037I have a (E-)girlfriend.
>>563414838S tier: trish
>>563415132I knew it
>>563414871Sounds gay
>>563415105why haven't you met up with her?
>>563414880It's a hobby of mine.
gg, regular horse. Not enough red enemies on that run though, I hardly found any good passives.
>>563411482ur pointless
>>563414843>for some reasonreason is I'm scared of going near the boss as ironeye even with +5 vigor from the respec relic because I can't dodge for shitqueued btw
Casual Wylder is cute!
>>563415829Youre cute stupid bitch
>>563415132S tier: MeF tier: CreasyZ tier: (You)
>>563415829what a dumb looking hat
>>563416018qrd on creasy?
>>563415882Aww thank you <3>>563416072It is dumb, but safe from the sun.
>>563415132Kill yourself.
cat boys <<< cat men
>>563416460gyat
>>563416274#he won
>>563416874I love it! I will now enjoy fighting them.
>>563416682i sluprted on the Recluse's cup
Why did amarika smash the elden ring instead of smashing ranni with a hammer?
I'm going to start blocking and queue dodging chinese, the lag has gotten worse and they play like miserable selfish cunts. Just had a match where they hogged all the dmg negation.
>>563417237Why did Ranni choose to kill a chad like Godwyn instead of a useless runt like Godrick?
>>563417437Godwyn was a chud and deserved it.
>>563417237She hated the radagoon not ranni
>>563416874*backstab loops you endlessly*
Did you guys know lardcake is on probation? He was arrested for inappropriate exposure to minors at a local water park but they released him out on bond. According to an employee he was showing his genitals to children near the women's bathroom. Very creepy and disgusting individual.
>>563417753post the sexual offender registry or you're projecting your own story, thereby forever deeming you a sex pest
>>563417753He writes gay fanfictions about our anons despite never playing on the password, you don't need to make up stories for us to hate him.
>>563417753>troon preying on children Fork found in kitchen. Either way it was pretty obvious he's a pedophile.
>>563417749it's a great reward for dismounting him and it's especially fun on nightreign where you can keep dealing damage while someone backstabs and then the poor cavvie truly dies abused
>>563418486>troon likes to abuse peopleLike clockwork.
We are...we are all forsaken.
>>563417753>>563417978Any source here?
>>563417753maybe the true miquellester was the ergoyim troons we met on along the way
>>563411482Hit the nail on the head and struck some nerves with the shillsissies
>>563418565Actually, I play a troll
>>563409983>>563408913>>563409182stop talking about your dead shithole stupid faggot idiot
>plague of locusts field raid>just floats in the air the entire time impossible to hitvery cool
>>563418547what kind of temper tantrum type accusation is this? are you saying you just stand there and step back from doing backstabs and such because you don't want to abuse the video game npc? and take your weird sexual projections somewhere else please I won't humour your hypocrisy beyond this post
>>563418954
>>563418619sounds like just more chaser masturbatory posting
Miquella is hamster-coded
https://x.com/liena_zzz/status/2043245791725359607ohnonono wylders don't look...
>>563419262this emote is so amazing and the only real letdown of elden ring for me is that they didn't include anything else of this caliber
Posted it twice award
>>563419494AAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE WYLDSAARS NOT LIKE THIS IT'S OVER WE FUCKING LOS-ACK!
>>563417894As much as I'd love to claim that beautiful work of art as my own, I didn't write it. >>563418619Anon is just being creepy and weird. I don't even get speeding tickets, I'm a white woman lol.>I'm sorry officer I didn't know I couldn't do that ; -;
>>563419660gg embarrasing deaths there, gosh...
>>563419456People can say whatever they want about DS2, but it had some top tier animations and fashion.
>I'm a white woman
>>563419694>I'm a womanproof?
I got two griefers back to back and I lost 1600 points, I know the points are worthless since I reached 9999 twice already but I really fucking hate people wasting my fucking time, I think I'm done with the game for the time being, none of my irl friends really want to play and they're really fucking bad anyway
>>563419694>I'm a white woman lol.
>>563417437Godwyn was planning to give everyone dragon wives which would make her and all other women obsolete.
>>563419694Kill yourself.
>>563419694You ___ _____ __ _ woman
>>563414881What happened to Jack?
>>563419494does he have so many resistances down the bars don't even show up?
>>563420114Yes. He uses the Night Maiden's mist and relic curses to apply statuses to himself over and over and stack Tenacity buffs.
>>563419868What did they do?
Q
gg, regular balancers.
GG, my controller dc'd at start. Also when you both went down at same time I started to panic. Luckily rest of the fight went okay.
>>563419868Play with us?!
>>563419694Yeah sure it wasn't you.2 thread fujos I can believe but 3 is pushing it for a game like this.
>>563420319One of them was a spic smurf account Wylder just following and occasionally doing R1s and didn't use his ult ever, when we died to invaders once he just escaped instead of reviving us at 1 bar and he went to get churches alone at some pointThe other was a chink Raider smurf account who didn't level up once and just aggroed everything, he died immediately to Smelter Demon and we lost because we didn't have enough damage>>563420953I don't know I keep hearing similar stuff happens in the pw, though to be honest I have never tried it myself, I might when I calm down because I'm seething right now
>>563421134I get what you're saying if speaking about the 4chan general, but if you take a step back and be real for a minute you'd see that the Elden Ring games all are pretty intensely fujobait for an action fantasy game and the fanart output reflects this
>>56342119350% of password games don't even have a gg posted, it's only the loud ones like trish or sludge who start drama
jee is live... this is awesome
>>563421193hugging violently angry anons!
>>563420114>>563420297>>563419494>>563419427>abusing glitches A new low for exesaars to be sure.
>>563421540Where is the glitch? You could argue it's an oversight, but there are no glitches involved.
>abusing glitchesuh oh wyldjeeter cope has already started
>>563403381weird unfunny spiteful joo post
>>563421134it's more of a funny shitpost than anything, why can't you simply see it as that?
>>563420109What game is he from>>563421367Keep your boyfriend status to yourself
>>563421540>>563158218
>>563419494Don't let deviljeet watch this he might legit kill himself
>>563421814poor anon comes here to vent hate and anger out of his system, I think if it helps him feel a little nicer in his days and prevents him from venting that negativity around the people actually in his life then I would see that as a good thing
>>563421360Ok I'll legitimately consider it, what are their steam accounts so I can block them
>>563421193>>563410830>>563405125>>563411771>>563416460>>563416682>>563395337>>563396848>>563397363>>563403064Needless to say, Wylder easily ranks among the best of the male sex for serenading such a beautiful assortment of semen repositories. We should all be singing his praises.
>>563422058You should only do it after they ruin your run because they haven't ruined mine. desu I never had any of my runs ruined by others
>>563421360Sludge is innocent
>>563421923We need someone to show a Guardian respec grafted and a Duchess kills during ult grafted
>>563422107>wyldjeet mass delusionskino
shitting
>>563419494it could even work solo to a lesser degree by only having sleep on hit
>>563422107instantly triggered WOS nicely done you’re correct of course
>>563422107Actually they're built for futa rev only sorry to disappoint
Guys my dad works for Fromsoft and we're getting another DLC with:One new map Two new NightlordsSotE weaponsTwo new playable characters ED Heolstor and Dreglord Add the missing nightlord raids (fulgor and adel is a must, maybe even heolstor or dreglord)New PoIMore map variationsOnly $80, trust me bro
Guys my dad works for Fromsoft and my brother is lying
very laggy game. Training arc are you from australia or something?
>>563423830
>>563424508gg morgott's cursed sword my beloved
>>563417753>>563417894>>563417978>>563418547Got his ass here can't lie it's also 100% true>>563419307Don't bring up your fetish here weird faggot keep it to yourself>>563418619
>>563422176Explain this>>563394972
>>563423714Need a full list of all ergaijin obsessed schizos asap.
>>563425164>trying to stir shit when he has already shown footage and I apologizedpls do better
>>563424545>troonsc*pe
>>563425164sludge can get away with that because she's cute
just copulated
Guys my parishioner works for Fromsoft and he confessed to me they're shutting down Nightreign and adding it's content to the Tarnished Edition instead.
>>563426062>amerilard assI vomit.
gg 20 second wait for boss orbs
ohhh very laggy del
>>563426782>>563426827gg i guess the servers are struggling rn i usually never have issues with you guys
>>563426530I want this to be real but my Imam told me to sit down
>>563426062Undercaker mains look like this
>>563423212>exejeet meltdown based
>>563426530And other copes to fantasize about>>563427175Do as he says or he’ll take you in the back and pork you
>>563424846But that’s not me
>>563429280I thought those don't eat pork
>>563429414Miquella doesn't look like that
>>563429414>no third arm
OMG........XHE IS BEAUTIFUL........
>>563430105wtf was up with the arms thing anyways
Kissing /erg/ girls!
>>563421360>50% of password games don't even have a gg posted, it's only the loud ones like trish or sludge who start dramaHere comes the lying, what fucking drama? I'm starting drama because practice griefed me? Keep coping that the pw isn't full of weirdos
>>563431106>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girls
>>563431106stay away from me
gg horseyrecluse can throw hands
Demon souls. The black duck of the series.
>>563431106Come closer to me
>>563431106Shut up
>>563421193No it's true, I did get griefed for nothing by someone on the PW, but that kind of thing doesn't usually happen, to be fair he's a weirdo who never posts. What might happen is someone will get mad at you for losing but just ignore whatever is said in the thread
>>563431801You spelled DS2 wrong? Demon's Souls > Dark Souls 2 btw
>>563431772ggs yeah night witch either gets bullied or wipes your team
>>563431484True. Sludge is a good girl
>>563432237>constantly throws shit at people when they lose even though it's their fault tooErmmm sludgesisters?
>>563432328She’s cute so she can get away with it.
>>563432328She would never do that
>>563431615>>563431763>>563431840Rude>>563431831Wonderful
>>563432606Being rude isn't very cute...
>Ryckard : duuude fuck everything, snakes should devour everything>Dung Eater: Duuude fuck everything, let everyone become Omens, let the air smell like shit eternally>Miquella: Duuude fuck everything, lets brainwash everyone>Ranni: Duuude fuck everything, let the night be eternal>Hyetta: Duuude fuck everything, let's engulf the world in flameswhy is this setting filled with cunts
trish is the biggest qt3.14 of erg!!
>>563433310>let the night be eternalDoesn't imply anything malicious however. She's not referring to literal endless nighttime.
servers are shit today
>>563432026>Demon's Souls > Dark Souls 2Explain how?
>>563433310that's all fromsoft knows how to write
>>563435298naam?
trish is a good girl!!
>>563434098>>563435886You don't have to post this shit twice trash annoying faggot
>>563435886Trvke
>>563436009trish is awesome and is NOT trash
gg greg thx4rob
Trish fucks big pussy
Good loot>>563436318Np, ggs
>"hahaha, yes, i won">actually lostwhich char?
Just used physik, glintstone helm, soreseal, godricks great rune, and stargazer talisman to do corhyn's quest step
>>563437483based....
>>563435886
What are the fun faith spells/ashes in base Elden Ring?
>>563437663I'm having fun with the godslayer incant school desu
>>563419494exeGODS are so skilled and powerful
>>563437663Have you tried throwing boulders at people using free aim?
>>563438704this desu. all good str builds are str/fth anyway
who uses the dragon fist weapon best
>>563437905I'll try them out.>>563438704That does sound fun. What's the spell name?>>563438793I figured. I want to get enough strength to use weapons I enjoy in the open world/leading up to a boss then really using spells on the boss for this playthrough.
>>563438704pure good fun that
>>563439184Stone of Gurranq, you get it as a reward for turning in deathroots, the cinqueda dagger increases bestial incants by 10%.
>>563439062>moments before being mounted from behind by a sex crazed gremlin doll
gg mystery greggs thanks for not pulling out the halo slop, i know that took a lot of restraintcool madness build too
>>563440141ggs. I saw you pinging that negation at full hp but I can't use them if I'm running night of dregs
I might use greathammer and soething else that's fun.
>>563440141>>563440398ggs tbf I didn't even use the halo scythe during the run at allI did go out of my way to get it from a merchant tho, let the z-team have fun sometimes...
>>563438808WyldGawd
>Who uses X bestthe answer is always Duchess
What does Undertaker use best? What's her best set up?
>>563439184Faith gives you gv and howl of shabiri, 33 fth minimum, and if you're str tarding that also boosts your beast seal
>>563443087Fists with necklace desu desu
What's your favorite way to break poise in PVE? I've been using the shit out of impaling thrust/the one thrust that sends them flying up/the flip that smushes them.
>>563443491Backstabs deal infinite poise damage.
Sleepy queue1/3
>>563443491For NPC's/humanoids giants hunt is kingFor my build I have a cross nagikabatata whatever it's called with giants hunt and I buff it with blood flame blade then giants hunt any NPC to deathI don't really get much stagger/poise breaks on my dexfth build though.
>>563443491did you know impaling thrust can be parried? i was shocked to learn it could
>>563430105what a strange looking creature
shit wylder
>>563444419I like upskirts
>>563445589Are they ever not?
'ullie on the telly
Even though it’s been 1/3 for 20 minutes
>>563446334Love!
>>563443087Wylder's BWC
>>563443491guard counters
>>563446114They mog you thoughbeit
>>563446334She is not that cute in game.
>>563446801She's equipped to bounce on it
>>563446940Shocking lack of evidence
>>563446114That's me
Do I do a second playthrough with a gimped RP build or use my knowledge to rape the game
>>563447180Abhorrent post as always. Kill yourself, trash.
>>563447506It depends on how much you suffered during your first playthrough and how much you want the PvE to suffer.
>>563443491>that sends them flyingcan't believe that made me chuckle I browse this place too much
No one in q, sad night
I’m still pissed off there’s no crucible tongue or gallop
>>563443087jumping colossals using trance as a free escape
he griefed trish and youre laughing?
>>563447749I started wizard and pivoted to DMGS for most of it so it wasn't bad except for gay niggers like PCR. I don't know if stomping it or using an even worse build than my first will be more fun.
>>563448459Start weak and see how you feel about it.
>>563446858With what weapon type? I like hammers. That riposte is very satisfying.
>>563447230>shitter merchant post LMAO>>563447814grotesque (sh)art
Eternal 1/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXLRwFoB6tU
>>563447973Go to sleep
I’ll q for another 30 mins desu
>>563429424There’s a lot of things they’re not supposed to do that they still do.>>563429414>>563430105>>563444419For malenia only.
Is Zorfat going to win today?
Wyldsaar
>>563429414X
Damn I only just realised why dawn executor looks so greatHe's a goddamn tree sentinel
>>563443662>shit at the game>effeminate to the point they turn into womenWhy are exejeetas like this
>>563435812terrjeeta
>>563450182
>>563450175Hulk Hogan
>>563434763Not him but explain how not
>>563431801Shouldn’t it be black goat?
>>563450182Have you not seen all the rule 63 of wylder
>>563450423Abhorrent image.
>>563449491still physically feels nice to hear that first note
>>563450480>rule 63 of wylderShe's called Duchess, Anon.
>>563450423Powerful image.
>>563433310welcome to japanese story telling
>>563437642>>563436112>>563435886>>563434098>>563436042Facts! So true! Say it again!
>>563450423>>563444419>>563443662>>563429414>>563436042>>563447180They look like they serve futa revenant's gigantic cockflesh
>>563450423pukeworthy
>>563450423>3 bar tattoo on wyldsluts breastApt but did you know it’s technically a 4 bar
>>563450670Abhorrent post. Kill yourself.>>563450705Trvthfvl post. Keep yovrself safe.
>>563450182There is nothing wrong with turning into a woman. Executor should have been a girl from the beginning.
Still 1/3 btw
>>563450970I vomit. YWNBAW.
>>563429524He looks like this.
>>563450970that's stupid, he's a brave crucible knight with a love for his girl
>>563451136Kick the baby
>>563450970>There is nothing wrong with turning into a woman.Get off the fucking computer, Radagon
>>563451227Anon is riddled with AGP though.
>Queue randos>xinglao, zin mei chung, chung li mao, billibilli/learn from rvc>look at other people queueing randos>actual english namesIt's almost like I'm cursed with some sort of Chinese plague
I'm playing the game for the first time. Why do we fight Radagon? I don't understand. What even is he?
>>563451296>>563451035You need a cute erg gf to set you straight
>>563451371He's the bad man.
>>563451342Just play with erg
>>563451276This made me laugh, thank you
>>563451371Stop asking questions and just dodge slop.
>>56345137190% of radagon lore is behind corhyn's quest and the turtle. also make sure you give turtle ALL magic and prayerbooks, do not give them to sellen or corhyn
>>563451516I like playing with randos sometimes. What's the issue? Especially when the pw is way too slow sometimes.
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avd0Fx-fT2Q>>563451452Kill yourself.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gfNevermind. Kill your whole bloodline and then yourself.
>>563451371Radagon is marika. He wants to remake the Elden ring and keep everything the same
>>563451371Just kill people chud, don't ask.>>563451569>90% of radagon's lore was removed*FTFY
>>563451452I really do...
>>563449491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZFx6cx7w8
>>563451862Ask sludge to date you
>>563450182It's bizarre how common it is but it's what being a cross-dressing dexsissy will do to a mf
>>563450423So this is what losing a war does to you huh
>>563451452>>563451862Aren't they all taken
I think Miyazaki should stop jumping from one series to the next and actually develop his mythos over time, like Warhammer. He ends up recycling a bunch of the same ideas anyway.
>wyldjeetas are getting extra uppity after seeing an exegawd do 80k damage in one hitpar for the course
>>563452193The one in my heart unfortunately is
>>563452321It is all one mythos.
>>563452012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q7s-bY-PPE
>>563450868>did you know it’s technically a 4 barNo, what?
do not give the reddit turtle any books
>>563452378Which?
>>563452572I'll believe it when he synthesizes it.
>>563452647Why not
>>563451371He's all the good stuff in Marika that she had to rip out of herself to ascend, and whom she had rein back in for her subsequent keikaku, and who then had to try pick up the pieces of her meltdown upon the keikaku falling through. By all accounts, Radagon is the true rape victim of the plot
>>563452721Madison...
>>563451665 >He wants to remake the Elden ring and keep everything the sameDon't we? And if he is Marika, then he's the one who went and broke the thing in the first place, so, what, he just changed his mind?>>563451569I've done Corhyn's quest and talked some to the turtle. I don't remember what books i gave to him. I've done pretty much everything but actually beat Radagon/Elden Beast. I've missed a few quests, but nothing terribly important, i don't think.I'm not just fishing for (yous), i'm genuinely confused and the wiki isn't helping at all.
>>563452012I wanted to make a new character on dark souls for the switch but instead just sat there listening to this and crying, it's so beautiful and really fits the feeling of reward for delving into the mystery, it's clear through that song alone that the game is much deeper than it seemed at first but only if you're willing to look or listen close enough
>>erg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girls
https://youtu.be/w9VCZrg_OkQkino
>>563452996he's like, marika or something. and a champion. or something.
'uck it up 'zuk
>exedailts are so desperate they keep hyping up a glitch new lows indeed
>>563452949Nezuk...
>>563452996marika shattered the elden ring and radagon attempted to repair it. why? IDK radagon is a greater will simp or something
>>563453059>I wanted to play my McTendy Switch but I just sat there crying insteadYeah that sounds about right.
>>563452949retard
exefraud*
dlc when...i want to play kinoreign again...
>>563452012I'm a trained organist and accompanist and I regularly listen to the Dark Souls Trilogy soundtracks, in fact I have all 3 on my phone. They perfectly reflect the nature of the boss fight. Quelaag's fight the composer uses varied string techniques to represent her monstrous form. Great Grey Wolf Sif is majestic and honourable. Gwyn's theme uses only the white notes on the keyboard and it's in the natural minor (A minor). This track "A Moment's Peace" is repetitive yet peaceful. It's gently telling you that you wil be repeating yourself over and over again. These soundtracks are worth listening to on their own because they're also masterpieces
>>563453437dlc already happened buddy we was all here fo it
>>563452949shut up 'zuk
>>563453354What?
>>563453194>>563453397notice how you didn't answer >>563421691 ? you lost lil bro just take the L
>>563452996They're two souls in one body. Her soul broke the golden order and he wants to retvrn to it. We have multiple endings to choose from all of which involve killing him and the elden beast.
>>563452996There's nothing to directly motivate the player to be against Radagon other than him being in the way of reinstating one order or another. Radagon himself circa his bossfight is a shambling half-empty cracked vessel for the elden beast, immediately discarded and turned into an ethnic cleansing sword once he can no longer fight. Finish your Elden Chores and get his ass, we need to put him out of his misery
>>563452738That's your job.
Reminder that Ranni is actually evil snow witch in disguise. Ranni ending is Bringing Bloodborne gods to Lands Between. It is the bad ending.
>>563453853Yeah but she's hot
>>563453853It's crazy to me that people never realize she's an evil character. The reality warping effects of simping need to be studied.
>>563453958She's pretty but has no curves.
>>563453958>>563454048She's literally made up of cold stone "skin" and old moldy stuffing. Then people also simp for Malenia, so there's just no helping some people.
Recluse is the prettiest witch.
ranni whacked iji
>>563454329you're the prettiest
>>563454329I dunno
>>563454562booba O_O
The story of Elden Ring is just a catastrophic series of woman moments.>Ranni woman moment>Marika woman moment>Malenia woman moment>Miquella femboy moment
>>563454562built for amazon cock
Can you guys recommend any Elden Ring fanfics that have a serious story? It can have romance but I'm not looking for the romance to be the main or only focus.
>>563454874Nightreign
>>563454043this but unironically
>>563454943literally this
If there is one thing that Dreglord hates, that is the bloodflies. I used bloodflies bow on him and the moment it got flies on him, he turned to me, in trio game. He really really hated it. So he may be pile of meat and blood and shit but he does not like flies on it.
>>563453251I thank God my heart can still feel such heights from something so simple and it makes all of waking life a meaningful moment!
>>563452914That's actually a good answer as to what he is, thank you. I guess whatever Marika was trying to do doesn't really matter, as the point is she fucked up. (Still, it'd be nice to know...)>>563453641So, Radagon/Marika is basically already dead, and his attacking you is just as a sort of reflex/ autonomous defense system for the ring/beast? He doesn't have a will of his own anymore, and just attacks anything that could possibly be a threat to the ring, yeah?Marika calls him back so that she can shatter the ring (for some reason), which grievously wounds her. Then, Radagon shuts the door in order to protect her/himself/the ring from further harm. Eons pass, you scorch the tree, waltz in, and he blindly takes you to be a threat. He never tries to mend the ring himself because he can't, the best he can do is prevent some retard from breaking it worse, but after some time he loses the ability to tell friend from foe.Okay, fair enough. That's pretty typical for From, though god knows why they had to make something so simple so obscure. But, then, if she just recalled him to break the ring, why did she have 2 kids with him? What role were they meant to play?
>>563454329Sellen exists, so no. Recluse is sexier, but Sellen facemogs her.
>>563455795Sellen would be a 10 if she had a witch hat...
>>563455543>He never tries to mend the ringIt's been a while since I've done a take-it-slow lore reading playthrough, but doesn't it say somewhere that he tried to mend it?
>>563454562Holy mog. Reclusisters.... we lost...
>>563455847The stone head is sexy
>>563455795
member the dark souls quelana lesbian romance fic
>>563456248No because dark souls is for trannies.
>>563455543>I guess whatever Marika was trying to do doesn't really matterShe was stricken with grief after Godwyn DLC was forcibly cancelled on the night of black knives. She had a rough upbringing, and previously worked to completely excise death from the world, only to see it brought back upon her one non-fucked up child. Perhaps she sought to break the ring for a desperate attempt to rebuild it into something else and prevent this.The other half of an empyrean always fights it on shit like that, though.>But, then, if she just recalled him to break the ring, why did she have 2 kids with him? What role were they meant to play?He was recalled to be a lord, as it seems to be the prerequisite for the greater will or some shit. There must be a pair of a god and a lord for order to be upheld, and Godfrey was gracecumcised and told to gtfo at that point.
I read a really good Dark Souls 1 fanfic years back that had a lot of cool world changes and character arcs. I haven't been able to find many good ones since then that weren't abandoned.
>>563454562o_O
>>563450480>>563450423still pales in comparison to the exejeetas (skirt wearing sissy)
>>563451342Hopefully you’re walking away from this experience with a little more awareness of reality>>563451550>>563451852This
they should add a gender sarcophagus to the roundtable hold
>>563451136I look like that
>>563457421Rule 63 skins are fantastic in every game they add them.
>>563454043I don’t think you know what that means.
>>563457504Want a piggyback?
>>563456160My cute teacherwife giving me nursing footjobs...
>>563455898Well, let's say you're right. Then, he must have failed and gone mad after, rather than loosing it right away. The point is that by the time you show up he isn't quit himself.>>563456468So, she didn't recall Radagon to break the ring, she did it out of grief for Godwyn. Ranni killed Godwyn to spite Marika for stealing Radagon away from her mother. He had to go to Marika because he is Marika. Miquella and Melania are just there, because having kids is just what you do. Marika/Radagon went mad as a result of breaking the ring. They try to fix it, but can't on their own, and nobody except maybe Morggot would help them, but they don't let him because he's an Omen. You fight Radagon because he is Elden Lord, and even though you can mend the ring and he can't, he isn't in his right mind, so won't give up his position without a fight. But, if the shattering was a spur of the moment thing (more or less), why was Godfrey sent?When we kill Radagon to become the new Lord, we kill Marika too, yeah? If there must always be a Lord and a God, who is our God in the Mending Rune endings?
>>563453496Can you post some evidence of what you’re claiming?
>>563456160I would be lucky to have a girlfriend half as pretty
Sludge seems kind of slutty and catty lately is she in heat
Sorry I’ll rejoin, I can’t use any menus or look at my map
When did you guys decide Sludge is a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx2tQ6vUfQ8almost 20k lets gooo
>>563457538where have you seen that
>>563453437Get over it cuck>>563454562From could never…
>>563458240Can you shut the fuck up
>>563458162>>563457996just common exesissy things
>>563453251Got his ass here can’t even lie.
She kinda cute for a charred statue
brume KINO tower
>>563458414>From could never…They almost did.
>>563458290Marvel Rivals had a fem Loki skin, Paladins had fem Zhin, one of the SNK games had fem Terry Bogard. I know I've seen 1-2 more, but I can't think of them off the top of my head. It's not the same, but some RPGs where you can select a male or female version of the main character.
>>563455898Marika's Hammer>Stone hammer made in the lands of the Numen, outside the Lands Between.>The tool with which Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring and Radagon attempted to repair it.>The hammer partially broke upon shattering the Ring, becoming splintered with rune fragments.
Also greatarrows knocking down enemies is nice. Got a few airshots against these soldiers. It's weird how the game gives you around 100 greatarrows in pickups when they're for breaking equipment.
>>563457750>who is our God in the Mending Rune endings?I just realized myself that it's Godwyn/Fia in the Death ending, the Goldmask one doesn't need one, and the Dung Eater one is a meme ending.The Godfrey question is still legit. Did he find out something he wasn't supposed to, or commit some secret crime? If that's the case, he and the other Tarnished were only called back out of desperation.
>>563458874Is there a more kino boss than Sir Alonne?
>>563458941>from this to miquellafrom became woke all along
Evergrace remake when
i guess you never really cared
>>563459076Gwyndolin was in Dark Souls though. Sorry chudley-kun, you've been playing lil wokie games this whole time.
>>563454329you know it
>>563457673 ________Yes :3______
>>563459076>>563459303A-Team sisters, how do we recover from this?
>>563459415awooga
>>563459137>Someone else played Evergrace>Need to get my PS2 hooked up to my computer to replay it and King's Field 4Unironically schedule that colonoscopy anon if you haven't already.
>>563459389Wanna have sex after?
>>563459389miquella would never say that
>>563459532I'm not letting anyone in my ass
I'm bored of nightreignwhat is a better game for hardcore gamers?
>>563459778league of legends
>>563459778Fortnite
>>563459778ER french challenge
I always fall for the super slow fake out third attack he does that's supposed to instarape anyone chugging estus at the last frame of the animation when they think its safe.
>>563459778sts2
>>563459594Back off he’s mine
>>563459858Whats your build looking like?
>>563459778>>563459884yes, it has a coop mode too.
>>563459709Meant for >>563459594
>>563457750>Ranni killed Godwyn to spite Marika for stealing Radagon away from her mother.Ranni killed Godwyn because she seriously didn't fuck with the idea of fulfilling the role of an empyrean. I've seen a theory floating around that she targetted specifically Godwyn because they were gonna do an incestuous arranged marriage for them lmao>He had to go to Marika because he is Marika.He had to go to Marika because he's a bitch to the Greater Will, from what I've figured? Possibly also because his union with Renalla produced an empyrean, which Marika up to that point had failed to produce>why was Godfrey sent?Good q, all the loreslop in the game basically implies he ran out of shit to fight and lost his spark beforehand. The Golden Order was likely quite too effective at being a utopia after they finished up all their wars and shit, so maybe Marika kicked him out to rekindle his grace elsewhere. Naturally, he murders Heolstor and kickstarts Nightreign
>>563459987>>563459594You two should duel to see who gets to wife up femboy prime
>>563459884already played it is too easy for me and got repetitivestopped at A8 with 3 classes for now >>563459854why is french a challenge?
>>563459067i like elana
>>563459778Wow
>>563459778I just got Completionist+ in Balala
>>563459993It's not a build at this point since NG+. It's every single stat. Ideally I should have fewer VIT and more ATT to have 4 slots for golden vow or whatever it's called in this series.
>>563460241the frogs came up with it. randomizer mod, deathless, region lock (can't change region before clearing all the bosses in your current one, hardlock variant splits limgrave into proper, weeping peninsula and stormveil)
>>563460441I thought the challenge was beating it in french
Sorry was asleep when we loaded in then I couldn’t use my menus.
>>563460120But I wanna cum inside Miquella>>563460236Meet me at Radahn's beach at high noon
how is practice in every screenshot?
Colossal Weapons or Colossal Swords on Undertaker?
oi cabron, vas a sufrir
>>563459850>>563459848Don’t be retarded
>>563459848>>563459850>>563459884>>563460278>>563460315>all shitty reddit gamesnevermind you people are fucking worthless with horrible taste
>>563460441It seems pretty easy since you can like summon ashes
>>563460743idk i never get him when i q
>>563460756I gave her my colossal sword last night and she loved it.
>>563460743Still looking for cc wylder I guess
>>563460651was kinda funny you fell off the map as soon as we spawned in
>>563460812only if you find ashes and upgrades for them
>>563460743He's not?
>>563459778zenless zone zero
>>563459778Play Arx Fatalis
>>563460807fuzakennayo bakatare!!!
>>563460880Lewd! Be careful talking like that anon I’m trying to make a build not get hot and bothered…
>>563460756Well, coll swords is a 50/50 on godslayer gs. might as well go that. and if you're running phys4's then there's some good pure physical blues that you can upgradeUnfortunately Greatsword is a white so can't drop from orbs rip
Toyed with him a bit in the end to parry some flaming meatballs, classic fight. Running behind him to dodge his flaming tinnitus sword attack feels so badass.
>>563460881one day...
>>563460921I watched a few streams of it and it seems you eventually will always fall into it. The only “difficult” bits of the run looks like stormveil and the start of the dlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdu909rLWFghow are people this good?
>>563460772I was hoping he and Madison would have their happy ending! Sad!
>>563461434Madison deserves better
>>563461178No way fag.png
>>563461043>>563460712>>563460236>>563459594>>563459389>>563457673>>563460772>>563461178Can you kill yourself? Preferably right now.
>>563461516no she doesn't, she's a dumb bitch
>>563457421Your m
>>563461568Girls are cutest when they're retarded
>>563461637she was more than retarded though
>>563461637There is nothing wrong with being a little dumb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avMOEv2n_cI love new tubersanons would be less lonely if they streamed and had fun!
>>563462172I am content with not feeding the basilisk my own personality and soul, I sing for God and when our bridges are pulled away and our technology stops working my voice and strings will still ring the same songs that remain only for myself and my loved ones
>>563462172I would be less lonely if I were dead
>>563462172streaming has evidently ruined this general so no
ergsisters…
pack it up dsg won
>>563462378*hugs* Hang in there anon
Horrid dogshit area cleaned out
>>563462019What did she do
>>563462848who are those white bright guys?
Fuck ergThis place sucks I hate it
I like this place and it makes me smile
>>563462946Npc phantoms, infinitely cooler than real people and always available.
>>563462841I'm just passing the time until I die
c ya ergI'm gonna work on my next youtube hitthen I will watch fight club for the 10th time
>all jolly coop summons are to elphaelBut I hate elphael....
>abyss watchers, aldrich, and yhorm are all lords of cinder>they all get fiery in their second phasehow did I not notice this before
>>563463809doesn't happen to me at rl30
>>563463809it's not so bad, and when it's sunset it's really nice, and the big attack on the ballistas and avatar near the end of the first half is always exciting as part of a trio, even though so often the host or other cooper will die at the big rot crossing afterwards and there's only so many boluses I can hand out
Zullie..
>>563463809Just turn it off in your matchmaking bwo
>>563462449Truth>>563462770Kys jeet
>>563464621>immediately get summoned for scad 0 beluratNevermind I'm ok with Malele and cleanrots now
That was really weird, I have no idea what killed me. It wasn't bleed, and it wasn't a hit since I still had my sixth sense. Wish I was recording. I lived a hit from the spears and then just kinda dropped dead after a second or two.Also loved that RKR troll sword, so fun. Even my normal bonks were doing some respectable damage
>>563464926noob
>>563464895still waiting for a mod that removes skibidis...
>>563465047I'm an S-tier
I'm just glad this is over. I couldn't give a shit about Alonne because his runback is annoying tedium. Super badass sword and armor is MINE. Also immaculate, shiny floor.
>ping north hollows cave for a stone>pc crashes while we're clearing castle>by the time i reconnect day 2 is ending, lose like 200k runs, end at level 10>turns out teammates went to the cave and drop me a purple stone in the boss roomWho says randos are bad?
>>563465292an s-tier yard ornament, perhaps
>>563461560You seem… upset?
>>563464926ED birds thought it was going too well for us so it just decided to off you randomly. Looking at the clip I think it was bleed that killed you
>>563465316An awesome blade of dark power
>>563465416If you can't hit the castle mines and there's no town merchant, just give it up. Hope your wylder/raider/caker/ironeye are smart enough to use the map's blessing to spam ults on statues. The normal mines in the north is so slow and awkward its insane
>>563465579Maybe I got hit by a bleed puddle and I just didn't see. But it definitely happened after the spears were completely gone
>>563465604It was the castle mine, I just crashed at the basement boss before we got there and then spawned outside. I wasn't even sure if they would follow me there.
>>563465595Yesss
Also Vendrick's sword is so pretty. Good moveset too. Mirrah R1s, Thrust R2 on 1H and 2H
>>563466298>>563466065no location like this in elden ring
how did zullie get so popular?
>>563460142>I've seen a theory floating around that she targetted specifically Godwyn because they were gonna do an incestuous arranged marriage for them lmaoWhy bother when they have Miquella and Melania? Still, i suppose that tracks. Though, i think spiting Marika fits more with her character, and it doesn't exclude the idea that she was didn't like being an empyrean, or wanted desperately to avoid marrying her half-brother. She clearly has a strong affection for her mother and the Carian Royal Family, and she seems to blame Radagon for what happened. That him getting with Marika also makes her retroactively an empyrean, and that that might very well force in her certain unseemly duties, would only add to her resentment against Marika.>his union with Renalla produced an empyrean, which Marika up to that point had failed to produceI thought empyreans were just demigods. After having looked it up, if only Ranni, Miquella, and Melania are empyreans, what the fuck was everyone doing during the shattering? Why didn't everyone (other than Rykard) just pick a side between Ranni and Miquella? That just throws everything out of wack. It seems to be true, but that doesn't stop it from being stupid.>his union with Renalla produced an empyrean, which Marika up to that point had failed to produceSame deal for every other tarnished? The game straight states that Marika took it from him and the other tarnished, then exiled them all. The idea that she did it because he didn't give her an heir would make sense, if not for the fact that she's immortal, they're all immortal, so what the hell does she need an heir for? And again, if that was the case, why send all the others with him? He must have committed some sin, or else Marika planned the shattering. So, what was the sin, or what was the plan?
>>563466516being cute and purple as well as a beacon of hope and true positivity.
Time to clean up and move onto the last DLC.
>>563466584The more i think about this the more i become convinced that the story makes no sense, because it's cobbled together from two different stories written by From and GRRM that just so happen to use the same characters and locations.
>>563466516Datamine slop videos and a bunch of simps monkeybraining his avatar as a real girl.
>>563466792the mimsy broves
>>563465672Too far to see exactly what happened
>>563466792Just like how SOTE is two different DLCs smashed together into a half baked clusterfuck. Messmer doesn't even mention Miquella.
>>563467291You rather pay twice for 2 separate DLCs?
>>563467291they are spirally entwined newfriend
>>563467291It's more like base Miquella got removed and they shoved him in there to increase the "value". A big part of Elden Ring's marketing is about quantity > quality, after all.
>>563467504If they were both complete yes.
>>563466584>what the fuck was everyone doing during the shatteringFighting for great runes since those give you anime powers? Why pick a side when you can make your own side through your own ambition? >I thought empyreans were just demigodsEmpyrean is some secret third bullshit status of being defined by being chosen by a set of two fingers to succeed the current God and the current Order. Aside from Marika and her three kids, GEQ is also mentioned to be one.The status of demigod however can be bestowed, it's not just Marika's kids. Check the description of Godrick's rune:>The first demigods were The Elden Lord Godfrey and his offspring, the golden lineage.Fucking Godfrey was a demigod. It only says "Legend felled" because he lost lordship. Retardedly obscure lore bit.>what the hell does she need an heir for?She doesn't need one, Greater Will does, I think. Le cycle?
My schizo theory is that the DLC was meant to have you go into to get shit for St. Trina. Each memory would be a small dungeon. When you entered Miquella's memory, you'd learn that (you) are an incarnation of Miquella. I've never played the DLC and never will, I've not even watched it be played, yet I speak the truth.
Another DS2 troll moment
>>563467857
Remember when that old bitch in Belurat was being called Empyrean and they just went "oops my bad" and changed it
>>563468002
>>563468081No, thanks for reminding meI do however remember the walls of sperging over "shaman" village and the lack of a TL note for it saying "actually the original kanji are closer in meaning to shrine maiden!"
>>563468535mehjapanese is bad to translate one to one with englishshaman village is more fitting
Forgot the spear sorcery catalyst is here. Not many people like this one. Short and doesn't do amazing damage. The one in DS3 is worse.
Radahn jumps at as with his spinHe hands in front of us for half a second, long enough to roll catch me and the hostwe die in one hitfuck this stupid fucking boss
Weeeee
Scat tree fragments were a mistake
is this really the end?
>>563470152it was a good run
>>563470152how do you want it to end?
>>563470186>>563470463i wish to fall fast asleep and dream anew
>>563470463happily ever after
>>563469697Obviously. It’s a weird band aid solution to an interesting minor problem with end game difficulty. And that soft locks you in to one specific playstyle that wasn’t at all as specific in the base game. I’ll admit it worked for me first playthrough. I very naturally progressed as the developers intended during a blind first playthrough and had an incredibly good time. Subsequent playthroughs weren’t as good because I varied between being a fragment collector and ignoring it entirely while struggling to find the right balance between piss easy and over the top health bars that needlessly prolong boss fights. I remember settling somewhere between 5-10 until progressing past Messmer because the side bosses get too easy even with average weaponry. Reply with STOP to unsubscribe to my blog.
>>563470531i'll meet you in the next one, and don't be late.>>563470549is this not a happy enough end for you?
>>563470152hopefully
Which souls game has lamp oil, rope, and bombs?
>>563471771if i had that you would find me right in r/Plushophile
>>563471771hot glue
>>563470152If this is the end, I want to go laying on anon
>>563472196you want me to be the board in titanic?
>>563472276More like anon bed
>>563472453cute
>>563467645>>563467291both can be disappointingly true
>>563466428Pretty sure that can’t be true>>563466792It’s very likely they stripped both down to their base components so they could be melded together but the actual effort of making sure everything actually flows is… lacking to say the least
>>563467783>Retardedly obscure lore bit.it really, really is
So I guess the two most active players got bullied out. Great fucking job you assholes.
>>563473015trish and clumsy?
>>563473015who?
trish is hiding from anon
>>563473219what does anon want with her?
>>563473015Yes. Great job we finally got trash and simpo out of our queue.
>>563473015I don't care>>563473219>>563473339Don't reply to yourself
>>563473339certainly not what is best for her, i imagine.
>>563471975Why>>563473219Trish is still here we all love her she won’t go anywhere hopefully
>>563473471probably footjobs 2bh
>>563473015thank god now the thread can improve, that's what I would say if what you were saying were actually even remotely true
Does anyone actually use this? Maybe for the DLC?
>>563474741No
>>563474741it just makes little sense to waste a memory slot on a cure like this when blouses are more convenient
>>563475035Fair. I think if there was a madness swamp then people would use them a lot more, kinda like how a lot of people used the incantation that cures rot.
>>563475035>>563475196Yeah those heal spells are only good if you know a status-spam place is coming up. Like flame cleanse me for lake of rot. which you dont even really need if you have flasks but eh.and malenia will kill you before she hits you enough to rot you so theres that too
>>563475196all the crazy swamp castles in the nightreign dlc just make me think of how fun it would have been to do the more classic crawl throughout with a sorcerer and those status alleviation effects at hand if they had been accessible maps in the base game, imagine if they had finished the miquella standalone dlc with the dreamsteal mechanic as a chalice-like dungeon generator that used those assets with randomized kinds of swamps and status effect obstacles like those in forsaken hollows
>>563474741for style
>>563416218Joined queue. Well rested. Won't fall asleep this time. Please unblock me.
>>563475454Would've been neat.
>no 6 player multiplayer>no extra arenas with special effects>can't start a lobby with 3 playersring...elden ring...
>>563476060pretty
Ulting butt first into nightlords
>>563476760fatty
>>563476760im the nightlord
>>563456160Liurnian girls are simply superrior
Looks like the queue is kind of dead
>>563476825>>563476921Ulting into both these anons
q up susters
>>563477156Yeah, but I'm in. We only need 1 more.
>>563476021Let it go, man. You ain't getting it back.
eroge..
FRONT FACING FEROGE
>>563478535I don't read eroge anymore
gg balancers been a while since i fought them so i was a bit rusty
Practice carry. I am not fast enough to switch gear mid battle so couldn't take it first time. Also can't believe you both had LLTBT, Is this how fight is done now?
>>563476021find 6 people who regularly play the game still and schedule a time to do combat ordeals, you can also use locations in the overworld as makeshift arenas with a variety of terrains and hazards for the fights, and the last one is plain false and you'll still see daily matches here
>>563478778i dont think we need the LLTBT strat desu but practice likes it
Practice do you use the seed checker? be frfr
>>563478924Well he made it work and managed to solo for like 10 minutes so it makes sense to do.
>>563469697The only mistake was having obscure to find fragments, the concept was fine and pre buff was actually properly scaled for each area assuming you find what's available to you.
why did my videos stop getting views?
>>563479001wtf is an LL item supposed to do when someone other than Rev is solo.
>>563478924>>563478778I'd get it 100% of the time and drop it if its not ED, you can still do it without LLTBT but it makes a shit fight so much worse.
>>563478603That’s a good thing>>563478454This
>>563470729>. Subsequent playthroughs weren’t as good because I varied between being a fragment collector and ignoring it entirely while struggling to find the right balance between piss easy and over the top health bars that needlessly prolong boss fights.I think this is one of the main issues. Having levels being a vague limit you can choose to whether or not to invest in makes the choice feel organic. Scat tree fragments feel mandatory because all youre doing is intentionally gimping yourself if you dont get them.
>>563479314>That’s a good thingwhy
Why does this random fuckass have such an important rune?
>>563479701none of the level designers care about lore
Rellanas twin moons sounds like an innuendo
Does the passive overwrite the innate rot buildup instead of adding to it or something? Not a single rot proc from this thing. And I usually get them with that rotted greathammer too, at least one per fight or so.
>>563480856I love boobs
does anybody use the twin moons in pve?seems useless
>>563480880Against what enemy, some are highly resistant or immune to rot.
>>563480954so are most spells
>>563481009I had it for basically the entire Day 2, so a variety of enemies and field bosses.
>>563480880>>563481009oh I got it confused with this one whoops. I thought it had double rot because of the icon
Sorry for the scare. My connection reset. It happens every few hours. It usually doesn't take that long to come back.
What's the play here?
>Met a random with the same drip and killed Radahnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1Kl1luIjA
Is it boring to play with Lightning Spear dragon cult max'd Rev? Like is it as bad as beast incants?
>>563481058https://youtu.be/Qmg2aSCP3yI?t=71it is a counter spell it even counters rellanas twin moons
>>563481686I'd say its more fun because there is some timing to using lightning spear, and even reasons to free-aim i sometimes. It suffers from some stuff being extremely resistant to lightning though.
I miss Madison
>>563479701Because no one gave a rats ass about this shit
>>563481610instant loss
>>563481686You’re probably doing more damage at the end but just have more fp issues early and it’s harder to aim
>>563481686Lightning spear takes more skill to aim and you do have to manage FP a bit, and if you bother to look there are some fun dragon cult spells you can use if you get them. Beast claw is just beast claw there isn't anything that will replace your starting beast claw unless you find a better seal with beast claw.
>>563482757In fairness you can use the rock and that other beast claw grannq attack that splits in a circle. Other dragon cult incants are inferior to lightning spear like every other beastial incant is inferior to beast claw
creasysissy that's the second time you duped an extra grafted kek
gg
>>563483452noob
>>563483435no i didnt
>Miriam's vanishing isnt a true teleport. It just makes you invisible and slides you across the floor a short distance>You cant teleport behind enemies>You cant teleport across lava and not take damage purely for the rpWhy is it so soulless?
I love seeing the downfall of /erg/
>>563483435Damn, you remember the last time? I'm not digging through all of your inventories, so I didn't know who had what. When I arrived fashionably late to the weapon cloner, there was one grafted on the ground, and a whole lot of chaos and the rain encroaching, so I just copied the grafter real fast, in case one of you guys wanted a copy. I didn't know you both already had one.
>>563483490Yeah we already had 3 and you duped one more
>>563483550it would be too OPit is called balancing it already lets you dodge waterfowl so it is already mega bustedhttps://youtu.be/F1E8n8cLD8w?t=39
Did you guys know Spellblades Play An Entirely Different Game? I only spammed the video 500 times in the thread and got it to the fucking algorithmSwear to fucking god youtubers are using this place as advertising now. Fuck off
>>563483631OP for who? Reds? Another spell ruined by PvP
>>563483631Honestly the stuff there would be standard mage gameplay if fromsoft didnt keep this awful archaic system. Sure, its flashy, but its just easier to spam Comet at everything and get way bigger returns for half the effort.
>>563483706yeah imagine there is someone with that spell they tp behind you and backstab >>563483965nah it is fine, clanky always manages it fine so you should be able to as well
>>563483965clankymocha is a pure slop channel. It's Shorts bait. Algo bait. twitter clip bait. Whatever you want to call it. It's all fucking slop, fuck that faggot.
>>563484035>yeah imagine there is someone with that spell they tp behind you and backstabThank you for admitting it would only be OP for PvP because you cant backstab bosses and who gives a shit if youre stabbing trash mobs.
My favorite clankyfaggot video is his "Top 5 underrated Nightreign builds" video where he lists cocktail zdps recluse and double balancers dormant reapers ironeye.
>>563484035>nah it is fine, clanky always manages it fine so you should be able to as wellAll I'm seeing is someone doing well despite the dogshit system. The only reason its impressive is because they can work the awful scrolling system well. I guarantee you if they remade the system and let you bind spells to specific keys, this would be completely standard magic user gameplay.Saying "Well, this guy is using it fine." Isnt an argument for how terrible the system is.
>>563483620Oh yeah also the reason I left was this. NEVER happened before. Maybe my PC is dying or just full of dust. I restarted the game after we killed the black knife assassin but maybe I should have waited until after night 2.
>>563484124Actually you wouldnt be able to backstab trash. Miriam's Vanishing only unlocks your target for other players. So doing it on an NPC would do nothing. They would just keep tracking you and instantly turn around.
>>563484253>>563484253>>563484253
>>563484231Neat looking glitch. I had a similar graphical glitch when attempting to emulate Tears of the Kingdom before the official release. The emulators wait until official release before they release patches for the game.
I want to do a crossword
>>563484572those giant flat squares were flashing on and off and appearing at random places. hard to describe and I wasnt recording. It was pretty bad. Kind of stopped when we got inside Nok but started again when I looked toward limveil from the cliff with the assassin
Again, I was tempted to do a three Wylder team. But someone needs to be Ironeye just in case the boss needs marking. Like with ED Balancers. But since the boss was Adel, it was nearly impossible to keep him marked.>>563484742Kinda? It looked like there was some pattern to them that I couldn't quite glean. Like maybe they were aligned with invisible boundaries that divided up the field. I dunno. They took on the texture of the nearby field, but stretched absurdly of course. Straight up and down vertically just like in your screenshot. I could run through them like they weren't there. They did disappear and reappear, but again, it seemed like there was some kind of underlying pattern to their turning off and on. Some were completely static no matter how I was positioned. While others turned off or on depending on position and camera.I almost considered playing TotK like that, but it became a little too much of a problem, so I just waited until the emulator patches came out.
>>563484352Too early dumb idiot
>>563483570This but /dsg/>>563479669Because it is
>>563484742>>563485183Wait, I thought you asked me about the glitch. But it wasn't a question, it was a statement. I'm losing my mind.
>>563423830Sex with cutie
>>563466957Zullie is a girl
