>>563262576>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>>563345829Excellent thread,
>>563345829>soundpost OPcan you do that?!
sucki
Majsoul Friends Room 12086(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12086Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNyIhirtXUI
is the cutoff last round actually 67
>>563345829>amae leddit who cares
>>563346260six seven
>>563346451Saki is "leddit" now?Fucking newfag
>>5633462403/4
>>563346492I still don't get it
>>563346536Always has been
Check this 67
>>563346536Everything I don't like is leddit.
>>563346765In your dreams newfag, go back to you know where.
Is this forced saki hate brought upon us by the newfag baggots? First they spam their retarded pedophilic memes on us, then they force fucking sanma, which is NOT mahjong, on us, and now they're trying to defame foundational /mjg/ content, Saki. Kill them all I say.
>>563346778I do see it.
>newfags just now learning that 4channers are contrarian shitpostersterasakichihori-11.png
>>563347294Since when fucking retard? 2016? Cause i bet thats when you came to this site.
>>563347060Exactly what did baggies do to deserve your unfounded schizo rant?
I never liked mahjong with super powers. Mahjong with cheating is better
Most sports anime boil down to 2 types, superpower or cheating. There's that elusive 3rd type which is hard work but the main characters rarely win.
For me it's Saki Blue Archive.
>>563346536Only amae leddit
Saki is genuine trash if you learn to take your tiny dick out of your handsaru-0.png
>>5633474192016 was a decade ago, and both I and the site's contrarian streak are older than that. You are fresh off the boat from reddit and mindlessly parroting the election tourist meme without understanding what it means.terasakichihori-1.png
>>563347460Sanma.
https://mjgbooru.com/post/8108
What if Saki was a cute tomboy?
>>563347956Go be a hecking 4tranny oldfag in one of the many shithole boards then nigger lol
>>563347730But the hard working anon gets cucked or something so the third type is always NTR
>>563348197i'm thinking 12 kids
Is the tourney still going? I want to stream it if anons are still qing
Luck is a skill.
>>563347956>2016 was a decade ago
>>563348353So is being le election tourinst bad, or is being le oldfag bad? Make up your mind, schizo. Or better yet, take your meds and stop replying to me.
The Cookie THEY Don’t Want You to Make
Maple sootori
>>563348626fuck off rc shill
Nobody unironically likes mahjong.
i doi am not mentally weak
>>563346240gg
>>5633462403/4 again
did you just switch accounts
>>563346240>>563349725sharted
What world are we rolling for ms classic? Scania or Windia?
choon.huck.tone.double tone.
>>563350887REACH!DOH-RA.DOH-RA-NEE.
>>563351098who St**** wishes she was
I'm feeling a little fussy.
>>563351258Why is he so cute bros...
>refresh the page>see that i got a reply to my goofy yaku ritualposts that i make every couple of weeks when i come here>remember that i replied to myselfoh wellback to playing 10+ ranked matches a day and only posting here twice a month, cya
>>563351663Gwo, what about tourneyposting..?
Damn he’s so cool … only posting twice a month ..
>>563346240GGs
>>563346240ggs
>>563346240GGs!
>>563346240BG, stupid nyagger
>>563351619
>>563351619>*breathes in*
>*breathes out*
>>563351619Get back into the wheelchair.
florgs a nigger
dont talk like that about the deceased.
florgs a... he's a... he's a corpse...
No.... It's dead
>>563353336>no sound
Can we get chiitoibox.moe
nyaggerbox.moe with only audio files whitelisted
He hasn’t posted in weeks …
riichi roundu
>>563353652>>563353815With whose storage space?
can onpu check in on him?
>80atk>50def>35spd>93lckfear me
>>563354136>35spdI'm not worried.
>>563353856He was alive recently he just had an extended hospital stay.
>>563354798Was it a lifelong wait?
>>563354063We just need an anon who can sneak a docker app on their work's server
I want to eat Aru's egg yolk eyes
>>563354937I know for a fact multiple of you would just call it a glownigger honeypot if I didshiroko-7.png
>3rd place>+1 rank pity point
>feet
>>563355459Pretty sure your little toe isn't supposed to do that.
yagi is a footslut though
>>563355695Women's pinky toes are fucked up like basketball player toes from heels
>>563345829>Chiori at home thread
>>563355737Yagi the Yui is pic related coded
>>563355892Fu Ji is so old that she doesn't have feet, she has roots.
>>563352638>>563352838if i breatehe this in will i acquire their flow?
Watching Bakemonogatari and this is lowkey the only good unc anime out there
>>563355695I can do that easy
My main drops in 1 hour and 12 minutes
>re installing this shitty game>an hour and half of wait for 6 GBFucking chinks. learn to optimize
can't wait to play as a big bald dark skinned dude
>>563356404Thanks for reminding me to finish Sodachi Riddle
>>563356404Offkey lento remark.
>>563356639
>>563356786But poko is only 2gb and made by japs
Belated April Fool's announcement in ~1 hour, the real collab is umas.
Uno mas?
i came to the Limbus kindergartners again…
I cannot fall for any trick or dellusion, now that I see through them with my [post-nut clarity].
>>563358789>*patiently waits in dama on a guest wind for my final pair when theres two in the pool*
Post ron clarity
>sloppa
https://www.twitch.tv/me_beloved
>>563358789The fool feels most confident after getting conned.
>>563359652this ain't the tourney
>>563359654I cannot be conned when I have already gooned
is the tourney in 40minutes or in 24hours and 40minutes?aru-5.png
>>563359652haganon has a streaming career now?!
>>563359784Gooning IS the con.
>>56335979134mins~
>>563359654To get conned there has to be a conner.
>>563359652>silver roomWho fucking cares
>>563359960So that's why he's making questionable choices...
>>563356404I only found out recently that people who stream Bakemonogatari legally are missing half of the final arc, they're watching the censored, unfinished, and low quality 480p TV broadcast, as well as reading worse subtitles with terrible typesetting.
>>563359813>nowhow new
>>563360067surely most streaming sites just use MKB?
>>563360085Since December!Though I’m sure I saw that logo of his somewhere before
>>563359791starts in 40 minutes and ends in 24 hours and 40 minutes
Imagine having to self shill your streams. You could have just posted it in irc and let a Cynthia anon post it in the thread
>>563352293what did I do
If you are calling him a haganon, then you are obligated to call me faganon from now on
>>563359960Be nice to new players. What would we do without them?
>>563360389I'll call you faageg for short
>>563360420>New playersHe's been here for four years
>>563360389I already call you that though
>>563360603That's all the more reason.
>>563360603You are a newcutie till you reach master
>>563360743What if you derank back to expert? Do you become a newcutie again?
>>563360887Then you become a boyfailure and are obligated to transition
>>563360961So true, sis.
>>563359652I miss knowing none of the yakus and just playing east silver
>>563360603They’ll make a movie about him soon
im an adept because i refuse to dama
He is just doing it for the memes like our uncle, surely.
>>563359652he should do ASMR. My nipples are already getting hard from his voice
>>563359652WHAT THE FUCK TAKE THE NORTH TANKI
>>563358282shuckaroonies
>>563361575Is it the voice or the accent?
>>563361485Im an adept because I refuse to play less than hanenman
im thinking next collab is a chibi one
>>563361859both. and the breathy way he speaks tooit’s like he’s whispering in my ear
>>563361485you are an adept because you think it is because you refuse to dama, just riichi lil bro it is either correct or good enough.
>>563362103Faganon...
>>563361485you are an adept because you don't even try
>>563359652>emotes to show how his hand is going>tamerons
>overly greedy instead of wide riichi when you are dealer into 3 open hands and 3dora yakuhai>>563361568I refute my earlier statement.
why is he moaning and breathing like that after getting Ronned
>>563362569You don't moan when you get fucked?
>Sugu
Nana has been replaced
>>563362669yuzu?
Who?
but I wanted Alice Synthesis Thirty
>>563362669>a fucking leaf
>>563362669A leaf girl?
>game avatar only
>Only 32 people playing the tourneymahjong is reclining
>>563362669i toucha da leafa
>Rifa is green which means Sinon is 100% not inI'm skipping this shitty collab Fujew
>>563362669SAO has such shit characters that even in this context she seems garbage.
where's the announcemtn
Leafa is just Steve
>SAOI'm skipping this shitty collab Fujew
>>563362669Guess that’s as far as his predictions gohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/560222401/#q560297235
>>563359652What accent is that?
>>563363051Insulting to Steve
>>563363118
>leafawhatwhy
>>563362669Tits not big enough, it's a skip for me.
>>563362669Leafa HATE
liteally who
>>563363113Is not Suguha and Leafa the same character tho??? I havent seen SAO
>>563362669Leaving the best one for last (Klein)
>>563363287Shut up Ritz
if theres no Alice, this collab is dogshit
Suguha tomorrow
sugma tugma fugma
>>563363113>>563363359wait no you’re rightAnon was a yostar intern all along?!?
>>563363113retardbro...
>>563359652why haven't we deported him to /jong/ yet
>>563363556ZAMN just bought 1800 jade
Suguha will be her bond outfit
>>563363673Oh shit, Intern-kun pls tell us the next collab!
>>563363720fuck off we're full
>IRC is reporting on literal ape politics now
>>563363720>sociopathi could tell from the way he plays in friendlys
>>563363775AOTkujouriu-12.png
>>563362669SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yuuki tomorrow
>>563363763The bond outfit is in the background
>>563363359>>563363673he got the bonded outfit part wrong tho
>>563361221yep mahjong was significantly more fun when i didnt know the rules
>>563363923then Suguha will be the event exclusive skin
>>563364020
>>563363809We should arm the good apes against the bad apes, least other good apes fall like dominos
Wonder whos most likely for 4th character between Silica, Sinon or Lisbeth?
>>563364160Deban girls aren't even considered, it's likely Sinon or Alice Synthesis Thirty. Eugeo or Agil would be funny though.
>>563363720He got told to fuck off basically
>>563364160If we're going by popularity of the 1st season it might be picrel
Which region's awake now lads? Need to decide on whether I get my games now or later.
>>563363113who the fuck is silica
>>563362669it's decided Sinon will be the last
>>563364160>>563364361I will bet on Sinon because of that leaked kirito paid outfit
All in on Klein
>>563365161that was fake bro
doko
Stop being stupid, Sinon is in
>>563365253WHAT
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2043169737086005477Leafa hand animation
wym boywife kirito was fake
You had the chance to ignore the attention whoring spic but instead encouraged it.
>>563365258it's tourney time sir
telly doko
anon who trolled me twice advanced
>>563366286The bronze room is brutal
I am grinching
>1st match yakitori houjuu botIt's over /mjg/, go on without me...
>>563366979why did you take the worse wait
>>563367331
>>563367331>3 tiles vs 4 tilesthis is why you didn't qualify
>>563367331number of tiles is the same but yeah maybe
>>563367401that's not good gambling
>>563367441I'd have taken the wait just for a kino chankan chance though?
>>563367506my mistake I didn't account for that
>>563367331You are right, 7 was more likely to come out with the 8 being kanned and it being genbutsu vs oya, I do regret it.ichihime-2.png
>>563367649if you took the ryanman wait you would have drawn the 6p or 5m next draw though as right lord would have chi'd it because they clearly drew into the 6p after you were tenpai
>50k winIt begins... Wish me luck anons
>>563368085get ronneddeal inget fourth
-91.5 is 5th
>>563368765how tf you go through 3 games in an hour 20
>>563368824getting shadowrealmed
I wish for all my next week's flow to be given to anons still in the running, divided up amongst then in random amounts based upon the spirtual flow at the time of this post.
I might need a mentaru booster
>>563359652thanks anons for coming. I was so close to get to adept 3 for the first time. Will one day become also an expert maybe
>>563362669I don't even remember reading this name when people were predicting the next characters.
>>563369768we were saying her irl name
>>563362669my aryan queen
>>563369917Wait, so it's the worse version of the same character?
>>563362669I will be the famous suguha
>>563370681>>563363556i'll let you decide
>>563370958
why are you playing sanma with AI anon
>>563368212>>563368085>Only 31k win because 3rd and 4th kept taking points at the endAIIIEEEEESurely i can get another first.....
my luck had run out as my hand was literally a fucking mine. fuck this kusoge.
>>563369064Stop being Japanese
i'm playing like shitamaekoromo-990.png
weakest community in the west
>>563360067>legally
based Yuzu, also why are my matches so fucking clowny.
ban all kanners
>honba 8KILL ME
mahjong.
[Erai-raws] Akane-banashi - 02 [1080p NF WEB-DL AVC AAC][MultiSub][C229C996].mkv
It's over.
>3597OH NO NO NO NO
>>563374287Anons dont give up. Suguha is cheering for you.
YELLOW SAINT ALERT I REPEAT YELLOW SAINT ALERT
amaekoromo-990.png
>>563362669is it me or do the SAO emotes look different? Their linework & thickness looks like a different game
it's actually over isn't it
I am getting fucked repeatedly by the least likely of things to happen. I feel like getting into tenpai is the first step to losing every round.
>>563374947>he gets into tenpai at allLuckshitter.
>get into tenpai>fold because I know it deals in
This tourney made me realize how bad I am at late folding, I know my defense priority but when the bakyou gets so full sometimes I just get information overload
>>563375198Never post that slop ever again
>>563375324no, I think I will make more
>>563375430
>>563371898>3rdIts joever....
>>563374117Mahjong
>>563375781is she holding a dildo?
>>563375863Yes
>>563375910What for?
>>563362669
>>563376024For fighting evildoers, of course. What else would it be used for?
>>563376024
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>563376402Sorry for what?
>>563377000>deadit's over
>>563362669Nana but good
Happy Easter to my orthodox brothers
I've been sedentary my entire life and only recently have I started rotating between 10 squats, 10 pushups, and 10 situps every 30-45 minutes while I'm on my computer. Everything hurts I hate moving around.
>>563377592That's way overkill. Why didn't you just stop at 10 squats like the advice says?
>>563377401
>>563377635Because I wanted to do more than just my legs
>>563377723The point is to snap your body out of being sedentary. If you want to build muscle, then get a separate workout routine. If you don't have any weights, you could try doing 50 push-ups on one day and 50 sit-ups on the next, alternating each day. With a rest day or two sprinkled in.
>>563377946Do you know how hard a pushup is for the average person? I'll bet most anons can't do 10.clean
>>563378218i can't do even 2
>>563378218It's fine if you need to rest in the middle of the set.
>>563377592I have a dumbell under my desk I lift with my feet idly while I'm at the computer.
>>563378274The HRT gave you brittle bones, huh?
>>563378218just dont be a worthless fatass and your muscles simply will not attrit that bad xenia-11.png
>>563378218I was a fatass that could literally not do a single one 3 years ago. The thing that gave me the most "strength" or just muscle control & core and how to actually tense your muscles was planking, do 3minutes a day and ín 2 months you will straight up feel like you have a steel belt around your abdomen protecting your core & especially your gamer back.You will not be able to do 3 minutes and that is fine, do 40 seconds, then rest and repeat as long as you can until you fill your 3 minutes. Not even a week and you will be able to plank considerably longer and you can just extend at your own leisure.
>go to bed with sore muscles>have vivid nightmares of my flesh being flayed from my bonesAlright then
>>563378504>attrit is a real word
>>563378504I'll give you attrit
we should do a mahjong & fitness camp this summer
New workout plan: 5 pushups for every 4th, 3 pushups for every 3rd, and an additional 2 for every deal-in during the match.
>>563378631
>>563378740can I do them on my knees
>>563362669Expected but boring.
>>563378791LONDONONDON
>>563378791That defeats the whole purpose.
I cannot do a normal one
someone post that ichihime mahjong exercise chart
>>563378631If she ain't in, I ain't rolling
>>563379034You'd be surprised at how much you can do if you actually put your mind to it anon.
I run, bench, squat, overhead press, deadlift, situps, butterflies, curl, and hammers, but I will never ever ever ever ever ever do a pushup
I'd set my goal at 10 push-ups, but the more I trained and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach 10 push-ups. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting.
My current exercise routine:MWF - 20lb dumbbells3 shoulder presses8 bicep curls8 hammer curls3 tricep extensionsDo above 3 times with a 3 minute break in betweenTThSa50 reverse sit-ups (I can't do normal ones because my spine is fused)50 hip lifts on both sides (needed to maintain hip alignment because of my back)Also daily cycling. If you have dumbbells you can do the weight routine (starting at a lower weight) and you'll definitely gain strength if you keep it up.
>Cyclists in my general
Not your FUCKING blog, dipshits. Your epic gay bulking van der hugeing routines are NOT mahjong and do NOT belong here. Go jerk off on /fit/ and stop shitting up the thread.
>>563379368>MWFMake White Friends?
>weaklings in my general
>>563379543Make Women Furry
>TWO jokers in my game that keep scaring me with their boom
>>563379536
I still love (You) even if you're fat.
>>563379694This anon loves you if you're fat, but I don't. And I have a gun. So choose wisely.
>>563379694>forcing love upon someone who cant even as much as respect themselvescruel
>>563379368>20lbAre you weak or female?
I did my best, but I think it's not enough to qualify. I'll leave the rest to you, guys.
>>563379694I only accept slim people. A good women has to be slim, but thick thighs are an exception.
>>563379598>it's a perfect loop
>>563379863it's not
>>563379861any non minimum 1/1/1 will qualify
>>563379861>humblebraggingfag
>Evens play mahjong>Odds watch anime
>>563379861how would that not qualify it's not unlimited games
>>563379962
>>56337983020 pounds is good!
>>563379861120+ minimum
>>563380031top 10% with the exact same skill pool
i wish they did a cumulative 5 to 7 hanchans instead of this
>>563380232if it was particularly skill based why would the shitters care about the tourney?
>>563380001Not really, it's just that there were instances that I could have done better, like for example I didn't commit to riichi and got punished heavily, hence the low score. So yeah, I'm tired. Hope the rest will do good.
>>563380232>Have one bad game off the bat>Grinch the rest of the round and everyone struggles to find more games
>>563380385not when there's 256 players involved
>>563379694There were so many fat fucks at summer camp trying to huff in their stomach to look skinny. Honestly embarrassing.
cynthia-7.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBmWG2Ay1c
>>563380385You shouldn't do thatI know anons like to say you should just get the game over with ASAP and go next but the real move in this format when you're in a no-win scenario is to make sure 1st place doesn't get a crushing win, especially with limited games
best 0 consecutive
>>563380429If you get a 4th, you're basically out of the running. No one who qualifies has a 4th.So immediately, 1/4 of the people who play their first game are out and quit. Then you have the next game and 1/4 quit that one too. No matter how good you do, if you get a 4th, you didn't qualify. then so on and so forth. until no one even completes their games except a handful. If you've ever organised a tourney, you know how shit qualifiers are because of low players in queue who cannot complete their games. Making it culmative is the most retarded thing ever if you don't want to incentivise behavoirs that are counterproductive
>>563380741what if everyone gets a 4th in their run?
top 4 out of 3k proceedconsecutive 1 biggest handengage the tardney
>>563380741that's how they do it irl tho
>>563380836Do you even know why 4th place is punished so much in the first place?
>>563380921because you lost?
Make a tourney with 0/0/0/0 uma
Tourney where the 4th gets eliminated on the spot, this goes on until we have our final table, where 4th gets eliminated and the remaining 3 have to play sanma, then minefield mahjong 1on1 finals
>>563380741if you want to actually do something about grinching you make the uma significantly net positive, also these arent 40 player mjg tourneys with qualifiers that run for a week.
>>563380969because in tenhou, people kept quitting online more than people do irl, when they feel they're losing. to discourage it, they put HEAVY penalties on 4th like they do now. in a tourney there's no priced in holdover.
That's it I'm making a /mjg/ professional organization
>>563381001
>>563381101What will it be called?
>>563381101other orgs would make fun of us for not being able to cunt fu and score (they can't do it either)
>>563381310Ass Jeets
do i really have to memorize this
unlimited games +10k/+10k/+10k/+10k uma 4h qualis tourney
>>563381543half of it is just sanmenchan/sanmentan varients and anko + something sticking next to it
>>563381543you recognize them instead
>今では2位にもポイントがありますが、昔は2位3位は0ポイントでした。Imagine playing online mahjong and the only points you get are from 1st placeshttp://blog.tenhou.net/article/28350794.html
>>563381543If you wanna get good.
>>563379051
Uma should be 40/30/20/10 so people don't feel bad for losing.
>>563382125If I did this I would start vomiting in the middle of the game.
>>563382125health insurance firms should sponsor you a catgirl workout coach so you stay healthy and they dont have to pay to keep you alive.
>>563379861that's easily enough
Well, this is my limit. Now all i can do is pray...
>>563381543What is this?
FUCK YOU ANON!!!! I HAD A GREAT HAND AND YOU KEKED IT WITH YOUR WEAK SHIT!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgg tho
You throwing WHAT?!
>>563382579Looks to be a wait list for complex shapes.
>>563382630But how do her sleeves stay on?
>>563382658I guess you could call it a waiting listfujitakana-11c.png
>>563382775
RIICHIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8-C8FSWfw
>>563382584ggI didn't think we'd go to west
>C rank
>usually never get Iipeikou Chiitoi in a game>get both twiceok this game is seeded...
>watching Saar>I would cut 4s here>he cuts 4s>deals in
I wish we could check our enemies' streaks so i could target the person who won recently
>Every time i open the tourney i drop one rankAAAAAAAA ITS SO OVER
>>563383168target any discordniggers
>>563383324idk which one are those
>>563383593If they run they are discordniggersIf they stand still they are well trained discordniggers
>>563383280Just stop opening it?
well transed*
>>563383686He's so cute...
>>563383704Good idea. Mine will eventually, but these niggers will have to work hard or luckshit to earn it.
>>563383660
>>563383660I chuckled
I missed the past couple of days, how are my fellow anons doing in the tourney?I overslept and missed the signups
>>563381543All of these lose to my closed dama Iipeikou with 1000 btw
Does anyone know an alternative to catbox?
>>563384010dead
>>563384143imgchest unless it became cucked
>>563384171I need to upload an archive, not just an image
>>563384068And you lose to my open tanyao, nya
>>563384243mega.nz
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2043169737086005477>0:20What do they mean by this?
>>563384541Why do they always make the example plays the worst calls imaginable?
Recreated some subtle mahjong designs for you to use on a t-shirt or something else from https://zozo.jp/event/mleague/https://mega.nz/file/L4NHQRhJ#txYhgICjClhvmWaJGGu3J4JZ5ECgh5X8GkMK1phjxWk
>>563384617>actually get suukan tenpai>never winsi know thats the hardest part, but still feels like i got robbed.
>>563383660Kirito will make the impossible possible and make triple yakuman out of nowhere.
>>563384617they just open up a match against ai and take the first opportunity to call that appears
I am thinking about giant breasts.
>>563384541post Leafa getting tentacleraped in Alicization.
>>563362669girls with ponytails are truly the bestdefault skin is way cuter than the bond skin, that's nice
>>563384696This pic makes me sad because she's literally me
>>563385484cutiesposter...
henlo, i am new. i herd league was here?? where do i apply! i am gonna make greatest tem ever!
>>563385754you're looking for /jong/ on /vt/
unc ahh speak
>>563385754league is cancelled
>>563385754>t. hag trying to look like cute young nyagger
>>563362669guess we know who is next
https://note.com/tyoko_tenhou6dan/n/nef513b459733kobago last -445 9th in naga rating
>>563382624why does your font look so washed
>>563386729saturation bullies are killing mjg
Another repo wwyd that will filter midwits.
>>563386914mortal-coded wwyd
>>563386914damn, I saw the nobetan but I still got filtered
>>563386914Gives me 0 more points so it's irrelevant
>>563386696he should stop instant riichi everytime
>>563386914I got it right, therefore I'm celestial.
>>563386696(゜ ー゜ )
>>563386914>muh pinfuI'm going to rape wwydchan
>>563386914we have a kanchan, which will never fill. stop with pinfagottry
>>563374117Kaisex
>>563387535You niggers say things like this and then call me a luckshitter when my kanchan just so happens to fill inIf you play under the presumption that something won't work because you never get lucky, you never get lucky, simple as.
>>563387535the WWYD has value because of the lesson, even though the WWYD is technically wrong in context recognizing the lesson and rejecting it is profound.just believing the message because it is being talked down to you is the midwit filter. kujouriu-12.png
>>563387658>the WWYD has value>turn 1lollmao
>>563386914Fuck off. I'm making a tanyao
>>563386914>Drop east>Get another eastHeh
>>563387852It's cool, we're not east seat
>>563375747If it gets to Chocho Konjakutei then you're going to see more mahjong.
>>563384682Good job
>>563386914I sincerely don't give a fuck. I drop 1p. I would never drop an honor tile on the first discard unless absolutely necessary.
>>563388070? pei is obviously better than 1p
>>563386914>drop Honor tile>nuh uh it's that other Honor tile
>>563388148I will never drop an honor tile on the first discard unless absolutely necessary.
>>563362669There better be an emote from the tentacle rape scene
>>563388028I thought that was Ange from the thumbnail.
>adeptchad I encountered and thought was garbage was actually fucking good all alongholy shit, I fucking kneel. I'm gonna root for you if you made it on your last game.
Cutoff prediction?
low 90s
>>563388518Digitalize them and upload it to the repo and booru. Chop chop.
>>563383660pfffhhahahaI'm looking forward to seeing more edits like this
>>563386729linux
>>563388654https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1977975092186615984
>>563389209Oh it's over already? I figured I could play my games later today. Oops.
>>563389209That was unlimited thoughbelt
>>56338865480
>>563389314Check the date
>>563386110what in the pokemon starter
>>563389209wait a second, that name...
>>563389209>TheCount is in againStop The Count
>>563389332Also it was tobi nashi
How does he do it? How does he luckshit in these tourneys every time? Did his past decade of bad luck finally reverse?
>>563390236If it comes to math, he's not going to lose to a bunch of otaku playing mahjong because they watched an anime series
>>563390209>My 2nd place was because i was forced to Ron a guy that went into negativeAIIIIEEEE
>>563391241This but Cynthia
>>563391241
STOPTHECOUNT
>>563391241Bravo!
>>563377239what is the name of the song?
>>563392392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOL1uNGRwEk
>>563391823Is this bravo or frank?
>Play tourney>Can't make any hands, nothing happens when you riichi >Swap to ranked>Easy hands, easy ippatsumos????
>>563392754ransei-8.png
>>563392884sorry, my fault, because the opposite happens to me
Looks like this semen slurping tournament format isn't for me.
The Strongest Community in the West doesn't make excuses
>>563393176type of shit people say after losing, hard.
>>563392884same, i stuck iishanten way too much this tournament
Steve is sure to win. They call him the dual-title jyanshi
>>563391241Burgerkeks are so lucky...
i losted...
>>563393447so theres atleast 4 anon who experienced this? suspicious....
>>563392884>Make a suji trap in ranked>Somebody instantly falls for it>Make a suji trap in tournament>Nobody falls for it because my opponents don't even know what suji isMaybe I'll stop looping at least...
I don't feel like playing the tourney anymoreAnyone mind if I just grinch?
>>563394059-100,000,000 reputation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPD1-YnhRM8'kawa
>>563394863did he qualify to 3rd round
I don't think I'm gonna bother with my remaining tourney games, getting 3 firsts is pretty much impossible against master+ opponents unless you luckshit, and I already used up my luck in the last round.
>>563389209Where is the Baron of Ants?
>>563391241Whoa...
Autokokohttps://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=koko
>>563395894shan't
>>563395762Read the date dummy
>>563396434
>>5633958943/4
>>5633958944/4
Mahjong.
>>563345829Good OPamaekoromo-0.png
>>563399756100 cocksmaybe more
>>563399889I don't think she has that many cocks.
I've been doing some 'research' on SAOWhy is there so much NTR of Asuna?
Owari da... I leave the rest in your hands, anon.
Woke up and nearly Q'd in the tourny, haha FUCK luckshitters, am outta here.
>>563401635In the first season, Kirito and Asuna fall in love with each other while stuck in SAO. When they finally complete the game, Asuna gets imprisoned in a different game by her fiance. That's where the inspiration for NTR came from.
>top 30 luckshitters out of over a thousandthe finals better be as good as it sounds
>>563402145
Majsoul Friends Room 92751(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92751normal rules
I bet Asuna is fat offline
>>563403078started
Sword Art Online - Episode 1
>>563395894BGcheating fucks
>>563395894bgs
>>563395894absolutely cursed games for the Kaguya.
>>563403280They look exactly the same. It's why SAO sucks and GGO mogs it
>>563395894Good game nano desu no cheating involved
>>563405353...hime!
uh oh, troonella melty!
>>563395894ggs, cursed games
>>563405353good, I bet he kanned
>>563405702nevermind, I forgot there was another character called Kaguya
>>563405702Ichi
>everyone bothering me in my free time I want to spend focusing on the qualifierfuck off reeeeeee
>>563406414Cats go hisssssssss, you fake nagger!
>names
Evens you will make a koko
Odds I will make a koko
0 I will kms
>>563407771reroll
923 and I will literally kms no cap
>>563403078ggs thanks for joining!
Sometimes I read my last year's team IRC and realize some of them are the worst shitposters in the thread
>>563403078gg
>>563408231 sprouts...
>>563408231gomen shitters...
>>563408442last year was league 6 idiot
>>563408551sorry 6 was so bad I kinda overwrote it from ever happening
>>563408231Couldn't be me, my team was actually good.
I forgot to roll on the Date A Live banner.
>>563407669what were the odds
>top 30yeah ngmi and I don't want to sit here and farm games, good luck to the rest
>>563408804it's just 10 hanchans at most
>>563408875I know, but I already gambled onto a slight chance of 1/1/1 since I'm not home and unable to play for long times.
>>563408712I rolled about 70 times and got nobody. But whatever, I never watched that anime anyway
>>563408712>roll 40 times>get or*gamiFuck you Frank.
>>563409425Stop that!
[ASW] Tsue to Tsurugi no Wistoria S2 - 01 [1080p HEVC x265 10Bit][AAC]cynthia-7.png
I fucking hate this tourney so fucking much. I have seen more ippatsumo than tanyao and I haven't gotten ipppatsu once this tourney. And just as my luck turns up on the very last game I get mostly sanshoku, ittsu, and junchan for my wins. What a rush. Fuck.
>>563409919surely that's enough right
>>563410226haha...
>>563409919We still fight!
joseph-0.pngit's happening
>>563410226sorry anon but my army of bot alts is going to knock out the bottom 22 at a minimum
>>563410318
>>563410318>FedexGood luck with that
>>563410534extremely legitimate chinese powder for my cut cycle
>>563410995>chinese powder
Retardtrutide
>>563410318Ooh nice. Glad nothing sour happenedmyself, i ordered some Russian peptide nasal solution for anxiety
>>563411303it's still in China thoughbeit but it got flagged and returned to sender 3 times before this before getting cleared for export so this one might make it...
>rhino horn dust arrived and I can finally poison myself to death
you can't achieve your dreams natty
We won't miss you when you overdose
My lab thermometers set just arrived, now I can harvest all the mercury!
>>563411658I just eat tuna instead it's cheaper
HO-
>>563411549My dream isn't being a roidtranny so I can.
>>563411549You definitely canA lifetime of having to pin test for a body that could have been achieved natty is a sorry sight
>>563411759I was talking about getting to master 2
>>563411737
>>563411737>training wheels>those ugly fucking tile decorations
>>563411793Just read rb1 if that's your dream, little buddy.
>>563411737Good. Skin all hanniggers (not to be mistaken with haniggers, who are actually good)
>>563411937You're not cool for taking off training wheels, bro
>>563412105Yes he is.
you take off training wheels to be coolI take off training wheels because the extra number is too much information for my brain to process quickly
>>563412023>rb1>master 2Lol lmao even rb1 is only enough to become an adept 3 expert 1 looper nowadays, this isnt 2019 anymore grandpa
I just don't turn training wheels ever.
>>563412229you are supposed to read it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31KWkBv9qBQ
>>563412229I made it to master 2 and never read a whole page of rb1
>>563411737>those cute tile decorations>training wheels for people that can't read them
>>563412354You are me.
>>563412229You need triple digit IQ to make it work, which might put it out of your reach.
I could get to master 2 if I played ranked, but I won't so I don't have to prove it
>>563412325No shit retard>>563412354Majan is a game of skill AND Luck after all>>563412505Ok boomer, now go sleep and continue dreaming that its still 2019 grandpa
>>563412780uh oh, shitter meltdown.
how come people with the most points in tourney have played only 3 games
Yes shit smarty
>>563413073Don't think about it.
>getting filtered by gold room unironically AFTER reading RB1give it up at that point
>>563413073Because if you luckshit three really good firsts in a row there's no incentive to keep playing.
>>563413208>three really good firsts in a row>in the first three gameswhat are the odds
Yosh yosh, it's okay anon-chama, everyone learns at their own pace
catbox has fallen
>>563413348>m.png
>>563413167Never said i got filtered, just saying RB1 is not that good of a book and you need way more than just that to reach Master 2 nowadays, unless you luckshit your way there of course.
>>563413376No more shitty soundposts
>>563413321Exactly the same as the odds of any three consecutive games being really good.
>>563413403my bad i fucked up the filename
>>563413348Blob!
>>563413556You're half a year late
>>563413669f****....
here's your november collab bro
>>563413780It's alright. There's no need to censor faggot on 4chan, anon.
>>563413321higher than the odds of it happening later in your 10 games because people are mentarulets
I've seen people here be niggers 10 out of 10 games so probably pretty high
One of my friends started taking "magic mushrooms" over the last few months he's become an AI and crypto investor and won't shut up about demons.Is his brain just permanently cooked?Wish I had tried harder to convince him to stop early on...
Mahjong???
damn i can't make it into the top 3k let alone the top 1k
>>563414565but top 3k was just clicking queue up button?
>>563414328Never fuck with hallucinogens. I’m sorry anon but he’s probably too far gone…
>>563414624Exactly.
>>563413669Why were there so many steves?
>>563414624i'm on the jp server, maybe its harder or maybe i'm worse than you could possibly imagine
>>563414948we're the strongest race on /mjg/, meidos fear us
>>5634145653k mentioned
>>563413669>his date was a male
>>563415239>yurishit
>>563414996you can get to the leaderboards as a saint 1 on the global server, I think the jp is almost all celestials and some s3s
>>563375198what song is thiscynthia-6r.png
>>563415690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAEKppqnyNs
>>563415942thanks, couldn't find it for some reason
The histograms exposed the differences between 2021 saints and 2025 saints
>>563416040they're some Japanese indie band I found like 5 or 6 years ago and I don't remember how I even stumbled upon them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkK___Txjs
gg anon (the game was abysmal dogshit)
>>563416385im the worst
I didnt meet a single anon on any of my tourney games
>>563416612Same
>>563416612lucky
>>563416612one anon ended up with 50k+ first in my game, i got slapped
>>563416757but I wanted to play with my friendsyuqinghua-7.png
>>563417443actively sabotaging my hands is not friendly
i'll just nap for a bit and then start the qualifiers... i'm feeling so tired...
>>563415942I like the steve version better.
>>563418369bias because that's the first version you heard
>>563418408possible
>>563414328Is your friend John McAfee?
>steve>slaveCoincidence? I think not.
yeah I have to go to work soon
>>563414328holy based
Her name is Eve
My name is Kri, surname is Steve
Teve. Kris Teve.
*grinches m-league match*
First mjg celestial anon is a giga chad desu. It takes skill to achieve the highest echelons of mahjong society, but it takes real strength to sacrifice that status all for one more gamble. He may have demoted, but in doing so he embodies the peaks of mahjong, the ultimate mahjonger. Well done.
>>563420035She didn't?
>>563420298oh it was a JPML match not a m-league match that she grinched to play pachinko
