>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-10-2026-update.125825/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>563357167
Silver needs buffs.
THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS
first for silver sucks
>>563395659Petting rem helpers!
>>563395520where tf did this guy even find a random suitcase on the ground when he was bleeding out filled with magical frogs
>>563395520imagine looking so miserable with a hot chink like Mina on your arm
>>563395924her personality is rotten
BONK
https://www.twitch.tv/fredthefinch/clip/SmilingSourCurlewCorgiDerp-3Q6qcsNzv0WaEgg6>yoshi makes powerslash ultra kino by allowing yamato to slide during the charge>removes it after an hour or twowhy does yoshi hate fun
Hoodwink hero when
>>563395859its a family heirloom
What's the best value tier 4 green in your opinionJuggernaut seems like a pretty good allrounder
>>563396606>Juggernaut lmao its spellbreaker or unstoppable
Seven looks like garbage and needs complete visual rework. Just pure visual puke.
leave the troopers to me
White girls? Check.Black girls? Check.Asian girl? Check.Brown girl? Uhh hide it behind a gargoyle
>>563396854Ginnis
>>563396770tranny
>>563396897She's clearly white
They should add a real 100% African negress hero.
>>563397015we have 2
>vypers win rate in high ranks is climbing>pick rate has gone up 2% since the updateHaze niggers stay OFF MY SNAKE
>>563396606Depends too much on per-game variables to say.If I had to pick one it'd be unstoppable because of how much CC there is in the kits of the current set of high pickrate heroes.
>>563397048he wants a pure African woman king not some African American
>no scandinavian hero
>>563396106they probably freaked out since you could grapple cancel into the slash for insane speed, but instead of removing the tech completely they shouldve just given it heavy deceleration, make it so sliding is still legit tech for her to land power slash, and the grapple cancel giving you a bit extra.
>>563397256your kevin?
>>563397256Kelvin maybe
>>563397508>>563397514He's ginger
>>563397576Norwegian
>>563397619Norway didn't exist in 50s
I haven't posted in a week but holy fuck, this match made me so furious I just gotta do it. 2nd game in a row where a silverfag throws it. How can you do less than 10k dmg in a 30m game... like HOW. You gotta be trolling. Fuck you silvertroons for spawning him.Win the lane, lose the match. Repeat. GG
>gravesopinion discarded
>>563396571why are they all climbing him like that
>>563397675Silver is the most worthless hero in the game, literally 0 impact and any point.
Why does ivy say beyonce when she throws a kudzu?
>>563397675>victor silver rem against Celeste Shiv apollo and kelvinyou lost to the draft desu
>>563397890then why do niggers still pick her? 2/2 games today I had her throw my games. Is it just troons that wanna be a >le heckin' furry girl!!?
I have severe brain damage and these are my item icons
>>563397675>doesnt have a single hp item besides Leechlmao
>>563397890I still love her so she's not useless
>>563398040you gotta be annoying to deal with at work
>>563396773>Leave the trooners to me!
>>563398016She's fun and one of the heroes where its optimal to brool and constantly gankSadly many games you are forced to lane janny but hey ho.
>>563397964she's a beyonce stan
>>563398325add me and run one game with me as proofI don't believe anyone could enjoy that dog character
>>563398325this art is missing her cute penis
>>563398016They got gaslit into thinking she's S+ tier when in reality she's low B tier at best.
>>563398406I'm double your rank and not creating a smurf to help a perma stuck ritualist gaymer.Also I never said she was good. Objectively with how the game is balanced you are better off playing a carry but being a meta slave is for faggots.
So now that Haze got assraped, the next shitty dishonest heroes that need to be raped are Seven and Wraith. Retarded nigger kits that need to go.
how would you respond
>>563398681These "people" are in every rank due to broken and braindead heroes like mirage thougheverbeit.
Is Drifter shit? Every time I see one he feeds his brains out. I haven't played him but I never struggle dealing with him and I'm always unhappy to have one.
>>563398632Dynamo needs to be put in a tank of semen
what a day, huh?
>>563398681I get these niggas in ascendant all the time funny how every rank has subhumans.
>cant just aim straight back and have to aim to the side to go backward with shiv m2movement trannies will defend this shit
>>563398801He can be very strong late game but lots of his players are troglodytes
>>563398681>bullet AND spirit shieldingbased retardand he's not wrong
Seven trannies (yes, he's a tranny his backstory is an allegory for cracking the egg and laughing as everyone is disgusted by your hon face) will tell you he's an "honest" hero when he has top pick rate and top win rate among all ranks lmao. Not even Victor was ever this bad.
What defensives do you get lategame on supports when your active slots are already full?
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>563398681I think I have to try really hard to get over 10 deaths, even the game I'm feeding my ass off I would go 5-8 at best
>>563398801He isnt bad (one of the best 1v1 characters actually) but people think they need to constantly int into everything for a chance of getting kills and think that good at 1v1 means they can 1v6. A lot of people also dont understand how his stacks work, "isolated" is rather generous and he can get often stacks in large team fights. And even without stacks he is good, his ult is incredibly powerful for teamfights and has a really low CD, plus you can surge it and duration imbue it for greater effect. Some people also get refresher on him just to ult spam, good if everything is going to be decided by one team fight.
>>563399129if you have less than 10 deaths in a losing game youre simply not trying at all, no cappin you are a pussy ass throwing bitch caring more about KD than making winning playsyoure already losing you have nothing to fear by dying and everything to gain by limit testing and trying to come back
>>563398616nigger, why are you responding to some random baiting youDo you think I'd want to duo with some silvertroon? Come on now. It's true I'm a noob but I have more self respect than to play with trannies.
I can't play with my friends because my rank is a lot higher than theirs and by joining the stack the games become insanely hard for others
Did someone say SilverI could swear someone just said Silver
I'll quit this game if they EVER add daylight savings
SENDING BEETLE!
>Nerf toxic bullets>it's still the most OP item in the gamevery cool yoshit
>>563399459Best wifeWorst hero
>>563395520gay sex with apollo!fuck whoever reported me last time
>>563399735and only baited troons play her
I hope he stays F tier forever so I can always play him without having to compete with meta chasers
>>563399735She's not the WORSTNot as long as H*lliday exists
>>563399860At least Holiday is a woman, unlike you
Melee paige~<3Think about it, sisters :3
>>563399858I hope he stays F forever as penance for his past life as niggerbop
>>563399860Holliday has potential to do something Unlike Silver
>>563399129League player>>563399235Dota player
Hang all silvertroonsKill all silverfagsGutter all silvernogs
>silver is a straight white hero for straight white men>troons pretend she's a tranny because they can't allow straight white men enjoying things Why are they like this
>>563400242Evil cannot createOnly corrupt
>>563399963I don't want to be one however, what on earth makes you think otherwise?I need to keep my dick so it can go in werewolf pussy, you'd think that would be the most obvious fucking thing>>563400050She can do me
>>563400242Have you tried not letting men in dresses live rent free in your head?
>>563400319she will do you with her small penis
>>563399858I just keep winning with him since the patch, and I'm just doing a goofy punch build.
Matchmaking is probably worse than we could ever even imagine considering>Valve hides actual ranked distribution >Valve recently disabled the feature for third party sites to show you stacksI get it's an alpha game but if they're really so adamant on not fixing their matchmaking at this stage why is it still ranked only >BRO WHO GIVES A FUCK IT'S RANKED ONLY JUST DON'T CARE RANK DOESN'T MATTERI'm well aware but tell that to 90% of the community that are either sweating their asses off and permaseething or buying magic carpet first item then whining in chat once someone shittalks them or they get raped by someone running meta
>>563400237I accept your concession>>563400352That's gay
>>563399860>>563400050i feel like holliday is way better than silver but that is probably just because i'm better at movement characters and have exactly two (2) matches of silver under my belt
>>563400543wtf are you me
Holliday canonically had and has sex, Silver might even be a virgin since she's such a fucking loser lol
fuck silver and her fanboys
>>563400578This might be the most deranged Silver downplaying I've ever seen and that says a lot considering /dlg/ won't shut the fuck up about her being "unplayable"
>>563400659she asks everyone she meets to fuck though
Imagine Holliday cumming(peeing) on your cock
>>563400659One of her voicelines mentions having a ex-boyfriend so no.
>>563400319>I don't want to be one however, what on earth makes you think otherwise?>I need to keep my dick so it can go in werewolf pussy, you'd think that would be the most obvious fucking thingYour response to that random bait thinking it's another anon tells me you are a troon with an ego. Enough said.
Are there any virgin heroes
Consistent games where I coinflip the retarded americans and teammates who have actual lobotomized brainsFuck this shit.
>>563400837Venator
>>563400837Pocket.
>>563400570you are the biggest faggot here posting a tranny-bit char
>>563400817I don't understand this leap of logic so I choose to just accept your concessionToo easy
>>563400837Viktor
>>563400741thank you i try
>>563400837Me
>Still no slutty femboy pocket modWhy is this community so gay for cocks?
>>563400937I bet you wanted Gorth to go on a date with you, you tranny fuck.
>silver upplaying trannies having another meltieSilver is a straight White woman design for straight White men.Keep seething, trannies!
>>563400897Cracked by Mina
>>563401023>ask for gay mod>ask why the community is gay
>>563400915Nopeu mad
>>563401023holy fucking victor sex. he WOULD have a fat ass
How the fuck do you get killed more than 10 times in a 30 minute game like you should be auto banned if that ever happens
>>563400937>>563401041YOO NIGGERSSTOP BRINGING UP MY NAME IN YOUR RETARDED DRAMA lolfookin' troons
So um, chances our Vindicta was using cheats?
>>563401113>The joke>Anon's head
Deadlock has a pretty large female playerbase and that's worrying.What ranks do the ladies play at?
>>563401262Smurf or cheats call it
Victor seems playable again after the recent patch. Little bit more hp regen combined with a really interesting punish on his ult makes focusing him down more of a problem to solve because the slow, stun, and damage are more effective now
>>563401156he's right silver is a shitty 5/10 character and your fanboyism is unwarranted and annoying
>>563401049Silver has a cute penis though so you're gonna have to deal with that
>>563401215sounds pretty reasonable to me?
>>563401238>>563401331Don't (You) me if you don't want me to post another picture of Silver at youI'll fuckin' do it
>>563401343Derange tranny
I cant remember the last time a Silver killed me
>>563401262Probably just a smurf. Check the headshot damage, if its abnormally high then cheats.
>>563401431She literally does though sorry anon its kinda canon...
>>563400641Maybe a second cousin, but definitely related
>>563401392retard getting baited againstop it silvertroon, begging you
>>563401495>>563401310Gun damage from Crit was 15% of the total.
>>563401526Guys like me can make some good cash putting their bodies on the line
>>563401606>100% Vindicta win rateCheats
>>563401714>>563401606fucking hell you retards are dogshit
>>563401556
>>563401606just watch the replay retarddon't pay attention to the crosshair unless they're casting a spell. watch where their bullets go vs where they're aiming
>>563401941Based Silverchad owning the troons
>>563402021In this thread we love Silver
>>563402104Correct, this is a thread for straight White men.
>>563401215>monster rounds buyer made this postPOTTERY
trying out pocket and watching pro play of them, seems lame how spammable their kit is. i feel like briefcase should do more damage for the longer you spend in it so there's some incentive to keep it when you're avoiding an ability
>Been doing better with Doorman after the nerfsHuh?
xth for heavy meleeing anonny's prostate!~<3
>>563401714anon, its alchemist. Lots of Ascendant/Eternus Vindicta's smurf to warm up their aim and at alchemist the only people that would be able to do anything against a smurf would be other smurfs, and in the case of characters like Vindicta or Drifter that snowball from kills, hitting the occasional 30+ kill game isnt too crazy
>>563402317the incentive is stalling for time while your cloak travels away or the last few seconds of majestic leap's damage cooldown
>>563402317*Him*His
>>563402389AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>563402317>themKys faggot.
>>563402389kick me in the balls
They should add Hoodwink so we get cute Hoodwink and Silver pics
how are silverfags even more annoying and shitty than mina fags
>>563402939minafags are at least loyal to their character and didn't jump ship when the new hot thing dropped
>>563402808they should add Hoodwink as a special neutral objective NPC in the tunnels that each character has a unique rape animation for when they capture her, during the animation you'll play a rythm game to match her hip movements to achieve maximum fluid secretions, each secretion is worth 100+10/min souls
>>563402939Because you got mindbroken
>>563402774mmmm how bout I heavy melee them after I pop colossus to bait your parry? :33333
Can't wait to queue today and have matches be either stomp or get stomped because it's the weekend and MM is atrocious
>>563403286learn a new character too for maximum suffering
>change absolutely nothing about the game other than ADJUSTING haze's ult (didn't nerf the damage) and buffing everything else on her>ugh this patch is so shit NIGGA IT'S A SHOOTER JUST AIM
>>563403541I can't bro I'm doing 800 damage on mystic shot
>3rd game in a row have Silvertroon on my team>3rd game in a row she just feedsI'm so tired of seeing this nigger champ
Just reinstalled the game, roster was half as big whenever i played last, what am i in for
How long till we get a proper fucking matchmaking in this game? i'm ritualist 2, climbing all the way down from initiate 1 and i'm still getting matched with retards who just installed the game. Like fucking explain to me how i'm at 260 hrs played and i'm constantly getting complete noobs in either of the teams?
>russian haze gets killed a single time and then spends the entire match farming jungleswhy oh why do russians love picking haze and acting like the most unlikable people ever?
hmm lets see enemy team that controls the map, killed us all, took rejuv and now they are free to do the urn which game graciously favors losing team (mine) just in case we could recover or something
>>563401309it does not
>>563403058nah you suck bro. You being here is an L.
>>563403541>(didn't nerf the damage) >Haze: Bullet Dance T3 changed from "+1 Additional Target and +3m Movespeed" to "+60% Evasion and +4m Movespeed"if you don't understand how this isn't a massive nerf to her ult's damage you're helpless
>>563402939The silver upplayers (silver haters that think silver is a tranny hero) are badSilver enjoyers are based
>Abrams as my lowest priority pick>roll him anyway>get ass fucked in laning by a viper/haze lane>hit my power spike>spend the entire rest of the game hunting the haze down like a dog>he instantly DCs when we winI live to torture haze mains
>>563401309uhhh yeah. just pretend those are real ladies without anything extra, lol lmao~<3
>>563404287kys waifuboy
>>563403779because ritualist is still giga-pisslowhope this helpsit never ends. even in phantom. we're all pisslow.
>>563403541the only situation where the damage isn't nerfed is when you're using it to kill an isolated target, which is fair for the invisible pickoff assassin character
I'M TIRED OF SILVER NIGGERS IN MY GAMES3 GAMES IN A ROW THEY FEED AND WASTE MY TIMEHang all troons that play her
>>563404319Funny how if you take the pa*ge out of the picture this image instantly becomes 100% betterKinda even funnier too, better punchline
>>563404540all you did was ruin the joke... someone needs to correct your prostate for being this stupid.
>>563404738>all you did was ruin the jokeI reckon I drastically improved it actually, just compare it vs the original>lol lesbiansBoring, lame, trite, played out, stale, retarded and gay>lol silver is stupidTimeless classic
Out of the last like 30 games I've seen Silver I don't think she's been on the winning team more than 5 times, and every time she was she got carried.The hero is actually worthless.
the joke is silver is fucking paige (with her penis)
>the dog nigger is still going
Next character batch needs to be 6 dudes, I don't want more girlie sparkles everywhere. Getting annoying. I can deal with fujos because at least they draw men.Ì'm straight btw.
I look like thisWhat are my favourite characters?
>>563404948
>>563405025not doorman
>>563405025soiboi the phoneposting hero
>>563405025gun paaaaaige!
>>563405069avatar nigger
>>563403541Because Haze wasn't the only hitler hero?
>>563405209Not at all, I'm just doing a community service by sharing pictures of best girlYou are quite welcome by the way, here's another for you to enjoy
Why are sundays so full of Silverniggers? Literally lost last 3 games because of them. Can they stop picking that dogshit char already?
That's it, I'm banning that troon
>>563405510My wife silver is punishing you for playing a braindead hero.Hope this helps!
When are we getting a bratty cat bitch that isn't a jogger American???
>>563405431>I'm not avatarfagging i just have 900 silver images that i attach to every post>I post in the thread incessantly because I have no life to the extent I don't even play deadlock, I just talk about it all dayunironically slit your wrists
>>563405510>>563405659utterly wolfbroken
>*pops colossus*now what?
>that character whos' design and attitude you hate but they are just too fun to play.It's Android 17 all over again. Any advice on how do I improve as Apollo? I seem to have decent early games but late game I seem to struggle doing any damage. I'm gonna try some different builds obviously. Just wondering peoples' initial thoughts if you have time to spare them.
why does an ult that insta kills anyone you look at also need to silence?
>>563405910Install the Vergil mod so he becomes playable
>>563405910use the tung tung sahur mod
I give up playing Silver. This hero falls off hard late game, and the average Deadlock player has retard macro. I'm 10-15k ahead mid game like 99% of the time but my team chooses to dick around instead of playing around me while I'm at my strongest. She only really works in Eternus lobbies where they know how to take advantage of her mid game dominance.
They fixed the Rem box glitch
>>563399083For spirit damage, SpellbreakerFor gun, Plated
>>563406089>>563406112>tfw autistic and refuse to use mods unles s they look like they fit the settingThat Pocket plague doctor mod is neat
What is up with the sudden influx of avatarfags?
>>563406089>Install mod that replaces the fencer with an iaido userNigga unless that shit has mirage edge equipped KILL YOURSELF
>>563406291I love the jacket mod for Billy even though it’s not immersive
>no Silverfag on the team>ez winI'M NOTICING
>graves
I cum a little bit everytime a wraith or mina just look up mashing 2 while they are slowing hexed as i proceed to rape thematleast before they buy dispel magic
How do we nerf dynamo while still keeping him good?
>>563405025Dynamo, Yamato, Drifter
Why do people pretend Silver or Graves are strong?
>>563406357too many shitty waifubait characters, bound to happen
>>563407037Make stomp have less charged but keep same damage and add a slightly longer CDMake teleport CD longer for the more allies you TPHeal is fineUlt is fine
>>563407037Just nerf the stomp range a bit. It's fuckin ludicrous how big it is with expansion, which you want for blackhole anyway
Honestly with the selfbomb Bebop has moved up a tier, might even be better than Lash at this point.
your dynamo for today
>>563407037revert entanglement so I can gunmax again
every post that is multiple ranks lower than me complaining about vapid bullshit makes my ego throbkeep going, i'm about to cum
>>563405025This guy plays Haze/Seven exclusively.
>>563407227russians arent human
>>563407202its really not crazy compared to when it scaled with spirit
>>563407243Just get heroic aura, it’s close enough and helps speed too>>563407227Damn /dlg/ said dynamo is busted???
>>563407202Fuck that I love stomp sniping niggas
>>563407202Just remove the +1 charge he gets on t1
>>563407227i swear to fucking god players who get a support hero and then feed their assess of and still keep building damage have got to have some kind of mental disorder. this one's issue is that he was born russian
>>563407037another 2 cd nerf, it's a pseudo ult on the hero with the best ultremove passive bullet res
>>563407494upboated xD :D
>>563407227>Not even hitting the 4.8k mark for the hero who ults being completely immobile>No recharge>No refresher instead rushing extra duration and tankbusterEyup
>>563405431Post more SIlver
>>563407819>samefagging
Dynamo just shouldn't be good period. His skills are mechanically too overpowered in a teamfight to be attached to a character with good stats.Entanglement: aoe team save and mobility and cleanse. Disgusting.Singularity: aoe Mo and krill ult. Disgusting.>Rejuvenating Aurora: Aoe heal. In a 6v6, you're getting 625 total healing, per cast, and that's without any scaling or points invested. Disgusting.I don't think his stomp is as broken as the rest of his kit, but it's still a hard hitting spirit nuke and resist shred.
>>563398040band kid humor
>>563408703lol
>>563398040
solo queue should be literally JUST solo queuers and not 4 retards brought on with 1 okay player
>>563409242If stacks had to go against stacks theyd start seething that every game isn't a shit stomp slated in their favor
Guess I was overreacting with Drifter and Toxic Bullets. It's a nothingburger.>SupDur>Arcane Surge>Silence WavePuts your Toxic Bullets at 1.94%. Coupled with Healbane and Cold Front/Opening Rounds, you're back to 2%/s and more. The damage loss is negligible compared to getting more healing reduction.
>>563408649everything about him is overtuned
Sending SHOCKWAVE!
>>563409679>>563408649why his stomp has charges is beyond me, they just can't help themselves on some skills, like how haze had base 60% evade, why? the skill is already good
>cheating drifter destroys all of our base towers from below the ground>still won't get banned
>>563407357they do completely different things?
>>563409964so he should just have a single damage ability and then be defenseless for 20 seconds?
Guess which team lost.
>>563398040based modbeast, but those icons suck and aren't even funny
>>563398040cringe modtroon
>>563410216Yeah? He's an aoeteamfight character, he SHOULD be completely fucked in a head on fight.
>>563398040of course the cheating modtroon has reddit humor
>>563410628an aoeteamfight character... every 4 minutes
>people crying about cosmetic modsYou fags whine about anything, glad I don't listen to your opinions on shit
>>563410740ALL mods are cheats
It's Tung Tung Tung Sahur not Tung Tung Sahur
>>563410718when I'm in a disingenous competition and my opponent is a S+ character player
>cheating drifter destroys all of our towers from below the ground>cannot check the replayYeah, Valve loves their cheating russians alright
>>563410740All mods are cheats, anon.Stop cheating.
>rolled holiday on random>have fundid i just get lucky? she seems to do some decent damage with headshots and i had decent luck poking for walkers and getting out with the pad / her mobility
>>563410834>>563410980Explain to me how a "Vyper wearing a propeller hat" counts as cheating
>>563410953russians who were at war know that there is no such thing as cheating, you win or you die
>>563410953Did you have a doorman? i saw someone mention that sometimes if they cart you out of bounds you can eat their walkers
>>563411068extra slide distance from hat
>>563411068Makes my penis hard.
Cute girlfriends!
>>563411057she's fun it's just hard to win a game with her that wouldn't have been won if you just afkd in spawn
>>563411068It modifies the game, that's cheating.
Nobody gets in Minas way when she is ovulating, in heat and in dire need of Venator's wooden stake
>>563411458>Celeste x Silver lesbian coupleapparently this is really common
>>563411458I miss the April fools event ... lesbians were eating good that day...
>>563411586troon spotted
>>563410953This is an error caused by mods. Go into the replay folder, there should be a "partial" download file for that replay. Extract it with 7zip, download a different replay then go back to that one and it'll work.
>>563411057holliday is very funfor the first 20 minutes, and then you become a very mediocre ult bot. perhaps the worst one, actuallyi love her movement but why pick her when i can play celeste instead, who has both movement and an actual functioning kitalso, because it's the least intuitive part of her kit if you're not in the know. if you want to use her barrels, you jump, throw one, and immediately light melee it towards where you want it to go. they are impossible to use practically otherwise.and i say jump because the grounded punch launches it pretty far and in an arc
How does one carry these kinds of livestock farm animals?
>>563411990yawn, wake me up when somebody goes 0/11 in lane phase
>>563411990You dontYou lose and move on
>>563408703ADRIAN
>>563411990the only way to recover a game like this is commseither you giga-rape your lane and become so fed that it doesn't matteror, which is the case for this one, you herd them
>>563411586Humans dont go in heat, so it would be a stretch to believe that vampires would.
>>563412084You think I'm joking when I say I get the worst teammates?>>563412123I refuse to use VC because everyone talks like faggots.
>>563411990>AnyaWe have a literal TROON in this general lmao
anya has a flopping tranny deadcock
I have ordered one of these to play Deadlock with to replace my trusty G502 that's finally starting to go.Fuck ultralight mice for baby men with noodle arms, that shit doesn't work for me at all.I tried the superstrike and it was ass. Returned that lumpy piece of shit in under a day.Gimme more features and better ergonomics.
>>563412445I too need a BIG MOUSE for my MAN HANDS
>>563412445You should buy it for Anya too, for HIS MANLY hands
>>563412667Foid post.
>>563412445>Only 2 thumb buttonsNGMI
>>563412795I posted it with no irony or sarcasmYour tiny hand life could never tell
>>563412223>I refuse to use VC because everyone talks like faggots.well, then you lose that game 95% of the time
>>563412935The 12 thumb button bank on corsair's "MMO" mouse was too small and uncomfortable for me. I returned that thing too.
>>563412935>melee>crouch>selfcastneeds to be on a mouse imo. Maybe parry too. but I still use F. Also I still have Q bound to melee and I use it sometimes. I have two melee buttons.
>>563412935>he has more than two thumbs
>>563413276you can use one digit to press more than one button
>>563412445I can literally palm my MX Master 3S.Is that mouse bigger?Will there finally be a mouse big enough to be comfortable for me?
>>563405025Holiday
Stalker and Tankbuster are the biggest noobtrap items in the game
>>563413821ty for explaining why
>>563413821don't forget reverb
Victorbros, I think Heresy solved the formula.This build feels immaculate.
>/dlg/ has fucked up yaoi handsexplains a lot, really.
>Victor is at a 54% winrate right nowHe's coming back...
>>563413224melee doesn't need to be on mouse, but selfcast is 100% mandatory on mouse.
>>563413580why though
>>563414383HE LIVES AGAIN
>>563414383Still feels awful to play against.
>>563414359My hand is 8.8 inches long with a 5.4 inch palm width...
>>563413224I have meele selfcast and parry on mouse, maybe I should have crouch/slide on mouse instead of parry I use it way morre
>>563414192its good on like 2 things, grey talon stuff and bebop bombs
>>56341438352% globally and 50% eternus+ on statlocker.Seems unironically perfectly balanced.
>>563413821stalker is a legitimately good early purchase on heroes that can proc it reliably+6% more bullet damage to the target from all sources and tacking on 85 damage is goodespecially combined with the fact that it has essentially no cooldown, it gives MS, and it gives wallhacks on the target for the durationtankbuster though, yeah that's a lot more mediocre than you'd think on first glance. only the damage from the item itself ignores spirit resist, the ability that triggered it is still mitigated normally. and the current health % is calculated AFTER the triggering-spell damages them, meaning the harder you hit, the less tankbuster is actually doing
>>563414568what color is it?
>>563413821nah trophy collector is the biggest noobtrap
>>563414813I'm a nordic, so white.
>>563414894The only time that item is ""good"" is when you are in the marvel rivals perma broool shitlow lobbies as a support.
>>563414942Post your BWH
>>563414427honestly I use Q for easy heavy melees and a mousebutton for quick cheeky melees
Haze's winrate seems to fall off a cliff once you get to eternusgoodnow do it to dynamo
>>563414654
>>563415106lol
>>563415089It's still a waste, at that point just use scroll wheel so you don't accidently heavy melee.
do i have to have good aim to play sevencan i just go ball build or something
>>563414654It's good on Lash's strike too, you took a bunch of damage? Here's literally all your health back
>>563415267I hate using scroll wheel for anything
buff doorman
>>563414975cultist gets flack for being bait, for not generating "enough souls" especially directly compared with trophy at the end of a game, but it feels like a good tempo buy. the buff it grants is solid and the bonus souls get you to AP spikes faster right away. and then it being an orange and the timing you want to buy it makes it slot in perfectly to your 4.8k gun spikewhereas trophy collector feels the exact opposite. giga-tempo rape. 3.2k souls for a green item that will not do anything for the longest fuckin' time
this game has the same support bias for mvp that dota has, when i play holliday my stat line will look retarded but it gives me mvp, probably because i lasso'd someone at some point or bought vortex web or something
>>563414276its not that different from before tho
>>563415653it only cares about kda and obj damage
When is the Yamato remodel supposed to drop?
>>563416115probably why its easy to get support MVP, I can rack up 30+ assists pretty easy on a support character because the game hands them out like candy
>>563415653>>563416115I get it literally every game as Seven despite not getting the killing blows.
>>563414735>>563414383People need to stop doubting Icefrog. He's the greatest dev of all time. He sees through the code. He's the best balanceer of all time. We worship Icefrog around here. If you don't and bitch about the balance of Deadlock then just get out.
holy shit NERF REMS GUN ALREADY
>>563417418ahahahahahahaha bro did you really get dogwalked by gun rem ahahahahahaha
>>563416650Expired meme
Really smart decision for this game to be in perpetual beta because they managed to attract the most annoying playerbase who will dismiss ANY criticism of the game as "dude it's in beta it's not even out yet!".
>>563416812unironically despite all the "murder yoshi" memes, would you unironically rather go over to Rivals with Guangyun Chen instead of Yoshi, a triple healer meta and dev posts that basically say "this game is the best, the meta is perfect, if you disagree -300 social credit American demoralization agent Rivals is BEST GAME #1"you'd be begging to get """""yoshi""""" back
>>563416543Yeah you don't even have to land any blows to get assists, simply existing near teamfights is enough
when I play paige or rem everyone is nice to me and constantly apologize to meI'm starting to enjoy being a dominant supportchad
>>563417623Is there really a difference anymore when the top 5 heroes are dominated by supports (Kelvin/Dynamo)
I love how people can just spout the n-word the entire match and never get punished if reported by everyone in my party, but if I tell some genetic dead-end Silver he will always be a man and never a woman ONCE i get penalised
>>563417641its a little too easy imo. Obviously assists are never THAT satisfying to get but even in other games it feels like you at least have to work a little bit for one. I have a hard time talking myself out of buying Trophy Collector every match just because you can stack it in like 10 minutes.
>>563417830>I love how people can just spout the n-word the entire match and never get punished if reported by everyone in my partyThis is a good thing, though
>>563417609>released>still private playtest>beta>hasn't even left alpha stages yetIf you didn't want to play an incomplete game then why did you seek an invite to an alpha test?
>>563417830Ive never gotten banned for that though
>>563417782yesterday i got called a retard because i bought boundless spirit instead of a 4th active item on rem
>>563417887>>563417641>>563416543It's why I don't get why Drifter players try (and mostly fail) to play him as this 1v1 assassin when all he needs to get powerful in the lategame is to go to every teamfight and get passive stacks
>>563417829To me there is because Rivals supports are way more one-dimensional and their job is always "pump so much healing into the tank that they're immune to damage"
>>563417830I call people niggers and trannys all the time, did you tell them to kill themselves or threaten them? Those tend to be the things that get you comm banned
>>563416095The tiny alterations cause the build to SING though. It was just slightly off, but now is in perfect resonant harmony.
>>563417830Silver-Agenda = MAINTAINEDCope and seethe!
can you do me a favor and label all your avatar images in the filename so I can filter you? thanks
>>563417829>>563418075Yeah Rivals supports are literally just "hold down right click the entire time, oh and you get an invincibility ult that heals", it's fitting that the new fox hero they added is considered a throw pick because she actually has a creative way of healing which is turning into a werefox and hitting enemies to heal your team, but it's not an invincibility ult who cares
>>563417953Thanks for demonstrating my point.
Why do people pretend Graves and Silver are strong?
>>563418498You didn't answer the question, I accept your concession
>>563418539Trannies are retarded like that, they're used to denying reality.
God Deadlock used to be so cool
>>563418539graves specifically makes m1keys sperg out because of "autoaim"
Rivals has better dps and frontliners.
>open game>play 1 match>gun victor in my ascendant lobby>close game
that's not true but whatever enough about tranny rivals
>>563418539Graves is a pain in the ass just because of how wonky her wall feels. Sometimes when I double jump over it doesn't trigger sometimes it does. But she's not strong.Silver is a joke until every single end game hero is taken out back and given the victor treatment.
how the fuck do you play shiv, i cant do shit but the enemy rapes and dots me for 20000 dmg
PULL.BACK.*Rescue beams you*
>>563418893>annoying skulls with retarded hitboxes>annoying line that roots you from a mile away>annoying autoaim gun>annoying ult that pushes lanes constantlyGraves is just a shittily designed hero that does nothing but annoy you.
Sex with Venator
>>563419112Graves should have been an actual necromancer instead of a m1gger with annoying skulls and zombies. I wish her ult summoned the lich that she creams so much about instead of fat chud zombies that die in 2 shots
>>563419363Kys tranny
>cortisolshit meme
Help me deliver this thing!
>>563419049just hit your skillshot bro
Paige summons magic horsecocks to pump her full of cum on a nightly basis
>>563398040The only one I laughed at was veil walker being invisible.It genuinely upsets me that only mgs5 faggots (aka the worst MGS fags) have forever associated the song with one of the worst MGS games.
>winning big early>guy disconnects out of nowhere>enemy burns through our pauses>guy comes back 8 minutes later and we slowly bleed out as he's 10k behind and only feeds
>>563419628
>>563406856>>563417830>Silver-seether is the graves schizo that constantly dodges games and gets comm bannedLMAO>>563420490Why the FUCK would you pick up urn at THAT low HP.
Paige summons dogs to fuck her. Once they're done pumping, she releases them out into the streets of nyc to terrorize other young women instead of desummoning them like a responsible magic user.
>gun victorWhy do krauts try to make this a thing?
>>563420636we're autistic
>>563420636>WalkWE DONT DO THAT IN GERMANY
>>563420582RETARDED NIGGER PROJECTING
Pumping to Paige right now ...
>>563420837You need to look up what projecting means Anon.
I haven't touched this game in years, wonder how many nigger words i'm going to catch.Needless to say i never played half of those picks
how do you fuck up apollo early game you have ONE job
The game needs more characters like victor, graves, mo&krill and paige.
>gun Rem who spent the entire match raging over voice comms
>>563420582Stop replying to the graves schizo.
>>563402181>White men love sex with dogs!Rabbi Silverstein back at it again with the pilpul I see.
they should make paige root silence parries on tier 3
>>563420979Niggas cant walk forward and press 1 oh my days
>>563418498Legitimately though it is good reasoning, most games are complete unrecognizable from alpha to release, this is the only time they can do weird off the wall experimental changes. If you're expecting a post-release live service game you should wait a few years since it's very clear they're still trying to decide on what direction they want the game to go in.
>>563420967The Jailbait Vampire is extremely easy to feed on and you will be focused by nature of how strong/anoying she is. The unicorn isn't good unless you played holiday or have good movement.
>>563420954you project your insecurities onto me, when in fact you are the real schizo here - thinking every anon in here is meretarded troon
>>563420835Okay, Metro.
>>563420582Ew, don't compare me to the graves sperg.
>>563421310 Don't act like him then.
>>563421154>brings up bestiality for no reasonAre you narrating your own posts?
>>563398040Quakemaker as inhibitor is devilishRest are unfunny
>>563419112>An ult that pushes lanes in a game all about pushing lanesOMFG! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!
>>563421310>>563421378both of you are digesting troonsyou WISH you were me, faggots
i'm about to learn Lash, anything I should know beforehand?
>>563421203>The Jailbait Vampire is extremely easy to feed onalready did, does feel like her damage is pretty broken if played well tho so i might as well learn.Executing tanks from mid HP with a q while 3 items behind was pretty funny
>>563420967Celeste whores herself out for money. Don't play her.
This is what a Paige/Rem lane feels like
>>563421806>digesting troonsvore?
>>563421937Despite being easy he's a massive "Do You Play a lot of Lash?" check in that you get stuck on terrain while slaming a lot.
Abrams keeps coming!
Infernus is the new busted hero in needs of nerfs. I have never seen a game where he wasn't a fucking raid boss.
>>563421937get extra charge for jumps, slam the enemy and run away when on cooldown then do it again
>>563422082Playing against a Paige/Rem lane feels like playing against a weird mobile Jungle camp in lane
Melee Victor. Consider
>>563421806all the transgirlies in this thread are higher elo than you.
>>563422082>got a paige/rem duo on my team>both went gun>neither did anythingDoes reporting people for griefing even work?
>>563422000Yeah I use to main her but shes so popular and the games tend to be aids soloQ if I double prio her. Most busted character in the game that becomes free wins once you learn her. She use to falloff so you were forced to snowball games but now that she doesn't falloff you don't need to worry about ending as quickly. Extra regen + Extra health if the lane is really bad is very high value for her but you primarily want to rush 4.8k spirit and winlane or roam like a pocket.
I'm eternus 7 btw
I’m seeker btw
>>563422236He's a fundamentally broken hero"Oooh, he has low winrate at high level"Like, 1. That doesn't tell the whole story. 2. No one cares anyways. Balancing only for Competitive shit does not work. He shits out massive damage, you buy debuff remover and get out of LoS, he doesn't care and dives you no matter what, reapplies it.One thing I want changed. Let Slowing Hex cancel movement abilities. 90% of the time, when you see an Infernus that you can actually kill, he's already pressed 2 to run away making the item useless for stopping him.
>>563421162they should make paige players pay every bookwyrm with 10 slaps to their cage
>>563396854>Brown girl? Uhh hide it behind a gargoyleAnd that's a good thing
does anyone likes playing dot metas
>>563422853And if you are fast enough to chase him, doing so will deal gorillion damage.He suffers from the same issues Haze, Seven, Dynamo or any of the original hero cast does - they are fundamentally broken and shit designed heroes, the moment you give them slightest buffs they fucking explode and become unkillable machines.
your haze downplayer sir
I'm a rather large fan of slither meta myself
they need to revert the viktor buffs immediately, if this piece of shit is ever not the worst character in the game it's a complete and total balance failure
low prio games are actually better than normal games. it still lets you choose who you want to play AND theres no rank at all so you can stomp shitters 90% of the time
Are there any mods that connect this game to toys? Asking for a friend.
>>563423265Paige…
>>563423265*brrrrrrr*
>>563422489so what
>>563422996dispel magic could have a debuff resist passive and a 6k upgrade that cleanse ultimates even while stunned
Paradox's slide and dash are really sexy
Be honest with me, would you consider getting to arcanist 1 after 80 hours with very little moba background and absolutely 0 shooter background ok?Or do I do myself and everyone else a favour and just hit the uninstall button
When are we getting a misogynistic deadlock character
>>563423590I have nearly 400 hours but haven't played standard matches consistently in over a year
>>563421085if you are gonna talk shit about me, at lest tag me. Retarded tranny
So, why does Valve insist on not buffing towers to do literally anything? What ever happened to the line "You protect me, I protect you"? If someone is low HP under tower, just take the damn tower, that's more than enough punishment. Why should players be greedy over one kill? Imagine if a fucking Scout could run into a sentry that's far away, kill everyone and take no damage while doing so.I know the reason, it's because competitive players would whine that there's real consequences to their actions and they can't get away with whatever they want.
>>563423590I have just 220 hours and am sitting firmly at arcanist 3. There's literally no reason what so ever to stress about rank in this game when it's all getting reset on release anyway.
>>563423639Wait for the Friends of Humanity rep
>>563423590It's the average rank it feels like because all my newfriends are in arcanist right nowIgnore ranks though, it doesn't matter
>>563423789More bothered by how easy they're to take desu. They do enough, but yeah they are way weaker than LoL towers.
Buying mystic slow as Victor should trigger the effects on you from aura of suffering
>>563423990NOOO YOU GOTTA CARE ABOUT RANKS!!Trannies in this very thread care about them. You don't understand, it makes them valid as heck!!
>>563412445>only 2 main clicksgrimi don't think i'll ever be able to go back to mouses with only 2 main buttons
>>563423590ranks don't matter, and are not at all accurate.
>>563424212
who is easier to play/win with, shiv or drifter?
>>563424426This looks uncomfortable.>>563424468driftah
>>563417830This was the straw that broke the camels back. Maybe if you spent less time calling people niggers you could have escaped punishment for your schizophrenic behavior.
>>563424426that's still 2 finger buttons though, i mean a "rest" click for the ring fingerin fact, if there was a mouse with 4 clicks (main 2, ring and little finger) i would probably give it a shot too because i've been sold so hard on it
>>563424502It doesn't look nice no. Not the og anon but I also have a G502 and it's still going strong and I'm happy with it
>Frontline hero + Rem laneThis shit nearly made me punch my monitor holy fuck.
>>563424468All you have to do as Drifter is just exist near teamfights and you get your passive stacks
This stock Mina build is interesting.>>563424627Yes I use a g502 since it's the only mouse that hasn't died on me.
>>563423590i'm at 200 hours and in Alchpersonally i don't sweat over rank because it just makes people crazy and it's more fun down here in the muck anyways
>>563424016I keep seeing people make the comparison. I wouldn't know the difference. It makes me curious exactly how towers work in the game.
>>563424693I thought it only applied on isolated targets?
>>563423590honestly arcanist 1 after 80 hours is finei have 1k hours and i still didn't make it to eternus
Race doesn't matterOnly skill
>>563424851Let me geuss, tarpitted in Oracle? I WAS ALMOST OUT THEN I PLAYED WITH MY FRIEND ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>563424851>i have 1k hours and i still didn't make it to eternusYou are at least high Ascendant, right?Right...?
>>563424957nope, i'm on the border of eternus, i've been oscillating between ascendant V and VI for like a monthit's not like i'm actually trying to climb though, i've been playing heroes i don't use too often and always make my own builds too
>>563424806It does but your ult makes people isolated which is why duration extender is good on itAlso the rules on who counts as isolated seem pretty loose, it seems to be like 20 feet of distance
I've played so much brawl that when I hop into a standard match I forget about the economy and buying new items
>>563423902does he know
>>563425141Oh yeah you should be able to get through fine if you actually tried.
Deathy's Graves build is ass, please never use it
>>563425309I played so much brawl I forget how strong I am at my character's powerspikes
>>563423265kys Ultrakill tranny
>>563425358Yoshi would have to be out of his fucking mind to keep ranks when full release drops with how many times they've done random rank boosts.
>>563424648Look on the bright side, there's a 45% chance that Rem will do nothing other than be annoying in lane and stealing some sinners and his team will lose.
HOW THE FUCK DOES GRAVES LOSE 1V1 TO AN IVY
>>563425750spirit ivy rapes graves on a 1v1
>>563425750Graves probably got snared and was an easy target
>>563425662I get that but its just terrible design because the objective best counterplay is just not interact because any and all damage will be healed on the giga nigger front line hero (Shiv in my case) so you may as well just do constant box runs.
>>563424212>>563424627>>563424696>G502BASEDIs Logitech's software program still complete fucking ass.I still use legacy because of how many full on unuseable issues I kept encountering with it but now legacy is starting to show it's age.
>>563425750Get stunned retard
>>5634165122 years, trust
Why do my teammates keep giving me the cancer lanes and then complain when I do poorly
>>563425932Only thing I ever used it for
What would a good name be for a 6400 upgrade of titanic mags?
>>563426118iceberg mag
>>563426118gargantuan mag
>>56342529620 meters not feet
>>563426118Blank check
>>563426118Bottomless Magazine the replenishes one bullet for every two hits
>>563426118What is there to upgrade? I think it's one of the items that least needs a further upgrade. You want infinite ammo?
is there anything you can build on lash that lets you solo kill, his gun sucks and damage on flog sucks
1600 souls for +100% ammo is actually crazy strong no? I feel like it should be 3200 with another upgrade at 6400 for like +150/200%
>>563426408Spirit ground pound rapes if they don't buy spirit nuke counterz
>>563426118
The ranking system is so beyond fucked they shouldn’t even tell people what their rank is anymore
>>563426485you do 1 big hit of damage and then you just kind stand there doing nothing, shame that flog has no scaling and his gun is worse than paige's gun
Veags lowkey looks like a fat apollo
>>563407037Remove the debuff dispel and nerf the CD on entanglement.I don't know why Yoshi insists on putting debuff removal on assorted abilities but it's a mistake, especially on a fucking team invuln/teleport. Entanglement is a contender for the most powerful basic ability in the entire game and it just keeps getting buffed,
>>563426483*slides for infinite ammo*wtf, the ability to slide should be locked behind a 6400 item this is too strong
>>563427180This. A teamwide invincibility dispel teleport should NOT be on a 6 second cooldown
why does haze get to have dispel on an ability with charges but not victor
>>563427194Wow a thing I never said!
>>563426083left mouth?
i think the main issue is this game has only 40 chars. i think i'tll be much better in 5 years with 60-80
>>563427302She’s made of smoke
so when is affliction getting the cone treatment?
>HERUP ME DERIVAH THEES THUNGYamato's VA didn't have to be this over the top
>>563427119
>>563427997dissu issu a yamato generalu, damare bakayarou
>>563428074Guys I look like Persona 5 Joker
>>563426534>m1keys believe this is a balanced item
>>563428074This guy needs a new haircut
When is return fire going to become viable so I can actually punish M1nkeys for playing their dishonest heroes? Metal skin feels like an acceptance of defeat.
>>563428352Erm just buy plated
my epic game design idea is that you shouldn't eventually be able to max out all of your skills, i think you should be able to max out two of them so you actually have to think about it
a day in the life of victor
>>563428452>majority of heroes in the game get countered by 1600 and 3200 items that are so broad they are useful almost everywhere>m1nkeys are only countered by this one specific 6400 green that does nothing else into any other class
>>563422584i just wish her movement skill took directional inputs instead of being locked to your aim
Does a bigger ammo capacity also increase the amount of shots fired per burst for burst fire heroes?
>>563427997BECOME UNINTELLIGIBLEafter a few charming run-ins with Lash players, i might start larping over voiceit sounds fun, and really how hard can it be speaking in broken english?
Since I'm just pisslow but everyone else here is E6, maybe someone can tell me how you counter Dynamo's 2? I'm struggling to deal with a spell that can save his entire team from 80% of the ults in the game on a 20 second cooldown.
>>563428956No
>>563429064slowing hex/any silence
>>563426118Everyone missing the point that it's so you have a t4 and don't need to waste space on a t2.
>>563427194If you get infinite ammo for sliding, why don't people slide 24/7 for ammo? why is it that vyper still needs to reload sometimes? how strange
>>563426483it feels like every hero who buys this item becomes aids to lane against, meanwhile you have characters stuck on 10 shot mags who cant buy it and are basically forced to waste money on useless greens for regen instead.
>>563428162>exclusive to later rounds of the spirit aoe shitting modeand they're right
>>563429721Pocket you are fucking my daughter
>>563429721why did such a forgettable movie become so commonly remembered? It was the incest porn wasn't it?
>>563428074
>>563430545what
>>563430545Incest? No one drew Mavis fucking her dad.
>>563429721They turned wolfman into viper instead of silver? or was this made before her release
>>563430702yeah it was made after the last 6 hero update
>>563430545the what
>stuck in Initiate hell>start the day at initiate 4>win 2 games quite handily>key player in both>skill rating updated>Initiate 4Well ok then.
>>563396770worst take i've read here in a long time
Are queues fucked? Just sat in queue for 10 minutes and then it told me to fuck off and that I'm idle matchmaking or something even though I've just been running around in the hideout.
>>563431091My rank is essentially frozen and I only get lobbies with obvious noobs. This is NA east.
>>563429167it should
when to buy spirit res vs spellbreaker? the only super high burst spirit I feel is mirage but if he's geting 5 stacks on you your spellbreaker probably already procced
>>563431432>the only super high burst spirit I feel is mirage*schlick schlick schlop*
>>563431395it would be fucking retarded
>laning with a Geist that doesn't skill succ first into an Abrams/Calico lane>she feeds 4 kills in 5 minutesHow do I get matched with these utter morons
>>563431432Talon, Vindicta, Mina, Bebop, Apollo
Remember to throw a spirit bomb at your local tranny!
>>563432001by being an utter moron
kino...
>>563432001my dark woke take is that modern matchmaking is 2 teams consisting of 2 40% winrate retards + 2 lobby average players + 2 players above lobby average, if everyone was the lobby average every game would take 50 minutes. This goes for pretty much any comp team game now
>haze was actually countered by metal skin + movement>seven has no counters because his damage scaling is so high
>>563431432lash talon yamato apollo pocket vyper dynamo1 victor1 kelvin1 abrams4 celeste4 ivy3 warden3
>>563421203>>563422061>Celeste sucksi got baited by the tierlists, where's her damage?
>>563432653no one thinks about the vyper spirit rape until they've got back to back venom stacks baby
>>563432592>damage scaling is so high>sevenlolit's literally all EE+spirit burn, his abilities have lower scaling than most characters
>Just did top damage while on the losing team
>>563432819She doesn't suck, she's just balanced for apex mechanical players.
I blocked my team's Pocket ult with Kelvin's dome. I don't think I'm going to play anymore I'm too stupid.
>>563433038>apex mechanical players>just run in and spam your nukes and click in their general direction because you have autoaim
https://youtu.be/tNFiBydYpic?si=MzNS0Ev4OFQrxPf-Oh yeah baby
>>563433267yeah shes still balanced for them, if you don't know movement you may as well play someone else.
How do we fix Calico?
>>563433216just build boundless+infuser+ee and surge+durationextend on beam and use ult to catch enemies in 1v1 (beam kelvin beats anyone in 1v1 right now)
>>563433354She moves around a lot but also does literally nothing and is useless overall.
>>563432850Buying a spellbreaker specifically for Vyper would be incredibly retardedEven if they were going full spirit which would also be incredibly retarded
>>563433507I don't know. I just wanted to try to learn Kelvin. I'm convinced I'll never win another game though. 10 match losing streak
The Remlets are pondering the orb
>>563431432>your spellbreaker probably already proccedi never buy Spellbreaker and this is mostly why, it seems very inconsistent compared to other itemsit's probably fine if you're committed to buying Debuff Reducer and this is the only upgrade path since not everyone needs Unstoppable, but stilli'd just grab Spirit Resilience or Witchmail because it's fvcking BIS
>stun a haze out of her ult as she is doing the windup animation>SHE CAN ULT IMMEDIATELY AFTERholy fuck even the marvel rivals devs aren't this fucking retarded if your ult windup gets intterupt it should go on cooldown for at least half
>>563433459Hat or better hair
>>563433889same thing happens with pocket ult. i think it can even happen with dynamo which is complete bs
How do I report the game accidentally pairing me with bots against a team of mostly functional human beings?
>>563433459Fix her hair and give her a better outfit so she doesn't look like that guy from Concord
>>563433459please just add ONE cute non girlboss white woman (paige doesnt count shes a disgusting fujo)
>>563433889>WTF WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR MISTIMING MY STUN I'M GOING BACK TO MY DISNEY GAME!!!!lol
Bad match making is when your team has Graves and the enemy sends 4-5 always to stop her, all game and when she is on the enemy team, i cannot PICK the hero to counter her specifically because NO ONE else on my team but me tries to stop her. that's bad match making.
>>563434051happend to me on Mina today but that might've just been lag.
>>563434260Graves is cute and isn't a girlboss
>>563433854i need to eat them
>>563433889I swear lash ult does this too
>>563434214>10 deathsThats a lot of yapping coming from the subhuman vermin
>>563395520>>563431514Yall think she'd let him hit if they got married
>>563433854I love'em, 'ate Rem; simple as.
>>563433889there is a forgiving moment during some heroes animation. its weird. everyone has this but there has to be a EXACT specific moment when you used the stun and when they used the ability, causing the ability user to "didnt actually press it"
>>563434307>>563434478the 15/4/23 Celeste that always yoinks the bridge buffs the millisecond they spawn
>>563434449bro he has the least souls and almost as much player damage as the best player damage on the OTHER team, which is almost double the next best guy on his team
>>563434214>lowest net worth>second highest deathsYou were carried I'm afraid
>>563434287>you can counterspell to dodge the ult before it casts, but you can't stun them to cancel the ult before it casts VGH....I KNEEL YOSHI.......
>>563434449>>563434706>Try to do literally anything to defend objectives while my team stands around in the base doing nothing or afk farm the jungle, letting the grouped up enemy team do whatever they want>"Why come did you die so many!?!"You are genuinely sub 50 IQ
>>563399459>be veteran of WW2>you fought against a nazi werewolf unit>fuckers had no idea who they were fucking with>you've been hating werewolves since then>you move to New York and open a bar>it's not very popular, but it pays rent>then, one evening, this werewolf bitch (oxymoron intended) enters your bar>she's not wolfed out, but those ears, tail and claws don't lie, though the eyes can be chalked up to jaundice>she already looks and smells wasted>she ignores your glaring, probably used to it by now (non-humans aren't that liked), then sits her ass on a stool>the bitch slams five dollars on the counter"Bourbon, on the double.">your need for money overrides your bigotry and you serve her
>>563434791>Not knowing the world wars never happend.
>haven't played DL in a while>queue with friends>get put against sweatiest most greasy enemies on earth u just can't have fun in this game cause of no normal queue, its a tryhard sweaty game every single game u can't play it to chill, just split the queues already dogshit devs
>>563434746>1k objSeeker-kun...
imagine if every character had different heavy melee/parry timings would that be fucked up or what
>>563398040based based based based based based based based
>>563434991I just want Apollo and Yamato to be true melee.
>>563434905Define chill. because there is so much going on and so much a player can do (there are a total of 12 mind you). do you really expect most people to just "chill" and hit jungle or something? really why not play an actual "chill" game than try and convert a system that already works? I would rather have sweaty retards than people who want 40-50 min "chill" games
>>563435146"chill" varies across skill brackets, even my simplestic movement is too much in the inhouses as an oracle shitter so I need to build bad on purpose since they don't look up.
>>563434851>dieselpunk weird world wars are too much of a draw to ignore
>>563434307she's me
>>563435281but someone could be "chilling" on shiv, throwing knives, top souls, top kills, always landing a execute.
>>563435146by chill i mean just play on autopilot and you can prob be fine since all the real sweaty tards are on ranked queue, but on norms its mostly people playing 4fun, u can autopilot just fine in normal queue league/dota, but dl cause every queue is ranked its tryhard
What's the worst losing streak you've had?
>>563434991Give Billy and Abrams feints
End of service soon
>>563435358yeah that's what I'm saying? Sometimes for others to have fun if you're better than them you need to handicap yourself but there is no reason to expect people to do this in pubs.
>>563435372a lot of auto pilots are guides and youtube guides that can help efficiency for the player but in the end so much can change and happen. i get it, load up lock and have some fun but a lot of that is on the player themselves. aka if their autopilot is good "efficient" to their play field. its all knoweldge checks at the end of the day and what will help peoples "autopilot" chill mentality. more games, more to practice
Shes smiling at (you)
>>563435801I want to play her but no one is on and I'm too sleepy to deal with all the focus.
>>563434851Something at least akin to WW2 has to have happened cause everything is really noir and they've invented the submachine gun
My aim is so fucking badAny tips for getting better?Play more is an obvious one but I want to know if there's any like practice or whatever I can do 15 minutes a day to warm up and improve with on the side
>A gun ivy and infernus will say karma for playing doorman after winningJust revert us back to launch doorman at this point there's nothing Yoshi can do to please these mfs at this point sides a full kit rework.
>>563436003>Play Doorman>The enemy gamers hate youWhat you want for them is to DELETE DoormanThe very purpose of him is to awaken those types of emotions from the enemy
>>563435930Yeah but them not happening really diverges the timeline.
>infernus and mirage just instakys you if they hit their mega aids dotfun, at least infernus has to shoot you for 0.1 seconds so that's balanced
>>563436228I don't understand how you can lane against them without playing extremely passively
I don't understand how you're supposed to come back in this game when two creep waves cripples your base guardians
>>563436228>Mfw I buyed dispel
>>563434991kino...i've been fantasizing about a new character with better melee capabilities/abilities and it makes me yearn for more creative designs>>563435126>>563435527>hunky blue strong man>female(?) with a literal sword>male(?) with a literal sword>gote whomst's kit revolves around bashing people Hotline Miami-stylethese are four prime cases why actual melee should've been a thingi don't know why they decided every character needed to have a gun or ranged option, unless preserving the aids schmoovement meta is quintessential to their development
>>563436148>Bell dmg nerfed>Doors can be seen the enemy team>Gunman is still dead on the kitchen floor>Ult I guessYeah but when they hate us we actually get nerfs. When we're barely scraping by nowadays.
>>563436463>rushing dispel in lane
this retard Yoshi needs to fucking give up and just rework Haze's ult and make her scale with gun instead of shitass awkward hybrid firerate/spirit/gun bullshit. How can you consistently fuck up the simplest hero concept for like 2 years straight and still not get it right.inb4 learn 2 aim (picrel)
>>563436440You just feed off cooldown (as a team) until you can coinflip a lead at say an urn fight or them doing midboss. In practice everyone tilts by this point and there's no winning unless you can R I C E H A R D as a hyper carry.
>>563436547Where'd you mention lane lil niggy
>>563436228this has to be the most aids lane combo right now, went against a duo running both in lane (even though I am a solo queue player???) and they would tornado + flame dash the tier 1 the second it spawns so you just auto lose lane.
>>563436597I don't see what haze's design being good or bad has to do with weapon accuracy.>>563436731Apollo Mina
>>563436547 Globglogabgalab hero when
>>563436003gun ivy is bad tho?
>>563436517>2 weeks of busted bell was all it took for normgroids to hold a forever vendetta against him.Yeah sounds about right, the only good outcome of him being ass is I dont have to see retards play him when I feel like swapping. We have to take our victories when we can as doormen.
for some reason i'm always one of the lowest ones on souls even when i dont die a lot and am leading for like the first 15 minutes?
>>563434385Graves..
SENDING TORNADO
>>563436479Silver is an actual melee and the entire general says she is shit.
>>563437658That's because of it's dog shit generous hitbox.
>>563437151The reason is that you are a retard with terrible macro
>>563434260
what is "rem"? some kind of woke trans animal?
an actual melee dps would be braindead as fuck.
>>563437868Girls with shitty scribbles on them aren't cute
>>563437658>the entire generalJust the downplayers and troons who main her but are terrible at the game.>>563437928Nah that's Silver.
