# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious ritual: >>563227413
First for sibling marriage ending
>>563409302I've got some good/bad news for you:
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard ANAL correction until they become cute trad wives!
Canon.
>>563409181I checked and double checked, this is the true and honest cloud despite its uncanny appearance when compared to previous clouds.
>>563409543>experience andrew solipsismYep that basically describes the game
>>563409543>weird uncanny cloud>god nemlei>mind realityIs today's thread /x/ themed?
>>563409543Holy fucking shit >>563259836
wish i had a little sister to smell her hair
>>563409839>wasn't there for the last thread>isn't there for every single thread>doesn't know how the cloud worksLurk for an eternity and maybe you'll understand the ONE Only Person™.
the horror surrealist bunny edit was better because at least the creator put more effort in it
>>563409476I had a dream last night about fucking my sister in the ass, but it was lame as hell. I struggled for a minute to get it in because it was so tight, and then I went soft inside her ass because it didn't even feel that good. And then I struggled to pull my flaccid penis out of her asshole. Is anal with your sister better IRL?
>>563409889I desperately want to know what Ashley's hair, pits, thighs, feet, cunt and asshole smell like, in that order. I want to sniff Ashley's cute pucker!
>>563410185>And then I struggled to pull my flaccid penis out of her assholeDidn't even cum btw
>>563410185>and then I went soft inside her assTrust me, you wouldn't>because it didn't even feel that goodEven despite this
What books should I read in order to sound smart?
>>563410185Why are you dreaming about having anal sex with your sister?
>>563410402You don't, if you want to sound smart instead of actually being smart you should read AI summaries of Kafka, Dostoevsky, Nietzsche, Kant, Aristotle etc.Larping philosophy is the best way to sound smart.Reading philosophy is the best way to be smart whilst also turning into an elitist asshole
>>563410185>Is anal with your sister better IRL?Damn, when I fuck my sister it only makes me harder due to how tight it is and her groans of pain only make me wanna go in harder!>>563410402The Bible, Mobby Dick, Plato's The Republic. As always start with the Greeks and go from there, as /lit/ suggests. There are several good guides on that board.I wonder if Ashley would like smart guys or prefer dumb brutes
>>563409521Hair down Renee is so hotDoug is a lucky man
>>563410402Most everything academic or pre 70s has a boastful amount of higher vocabulary. If you just carry a notepad or use phone notes and write down new words, in a few weeks you'll carry a decent assortment of words quite promptly.
>>563410331>Trust me, you wouldn'tI assume a tight anus would constrict the blood flow and prevent it from leaving?
>>563409543>God Nemlei TRUE
>>563410402The Unfolding of Language by Guy Deutscher
>>563410402
>>563412037Facts. I fucking hate pseuds.
Ayo Andreas, you fuckin that ho Julia behind my back, you nappy headed nigga?? Nah fuck you I know you lying Betta get ova here n lemme smell that dick!
>>563396532>>563396968>You're gonna have to teach her some things. Let her get some experience from you...Unironically I believe if it became mandatory for family members to teach and practice with each other the basics of flirting, masturbation, birth control and love making there would be less social skills issues, isolation and degeneracy in the West.
>>563409543>Sex Better Mind Reality
>>563409543>Dream experience feel loveMy exact same thoughts.
>>563410402You could sound smart, but it won't matter the moment you're talking nonsense in an eloquent manner, vomiting buzzwords while saying nothing at all like some chatbot.
>>563413673How could delphism be punished to become more accepted?>>563412037Ashley would definitely hate nerds and elitist faggots
>>563410402Baudrillard specifically, Simulacrashley and Simulationrew
wait a minute... is this yaoi?
>>563414457She’s literally in love with a nerd that’s an elitist faggot
>>563414549Yeah, but that's HER nerd and elitist faggot.
>>563414583He's gonna break out and tenderize her at any moment now. I like that Nemlei writes considering the biological differences in strength Andrew and Ashley would have.A more lackluster author would have Ashley be a girlboss who can easily overpower Andrew and never makes a mistake.
>>563414549I don't think Andrew is that much of a nerd. Actually if i omit everything about Andrew being obsessed with his sister, there's really not too much going on with him. We barely know his interest and passions, we at least know that Ashley is fond of TV shows and movies, and she likes to draw, but Andrew has expressed his own interest that much.
>>563414893>but Andrew hasn't expressed*
>>563414187This fanart was made before Coffin btw
>>563414893>We barely know his interest and passionsI think he is empty inside and Ashley gives him purpose and moves him around, that's why when Ashley is gone or unavailable his first move is to kill himself.Ashley is pure ego, unbound and uncaring about what happens around her.>Ashley is fond of TV shows and moviesGross, typical zoomette>she likes to drawAt least she got this going for her. Also now I remember Andrew also likes to analyze TV shows and note if they are or not following the current ethos
>>563410193Sister anuses smell like roses and sprinkles! Ashley's would be no different
>>563410402Coffin fanfics and incest literature like forbidden, flowers in the attic, etc.
>>563415634What about Flowers for Algernon?
>>563414525No, Marion is a girl.
>>563414187This man is the only true Nemleian
>>563416048What's a Nemlei?
>>563416172A miserable pile of tits and sexual deviancy
>>563416172A Fingolian woman who either fucks or lusts after her brother.
>>563415821everyone keeps calling me "boy"
>>563416262But enough talk, have at you!
>>563414583
>>563416172>>563416262Do you think Nemlei is sexy?
The Coffin of Kitdrew and Nemley
>>563416982Probably. Nemlei has big titty energy.
https://x.com/i/status/2043119180321361928
>>563416409That's because they aren't allowed to call you a nigger anymore.
>>563417121Scope that delphic dumpy
>>563409181Based sisternet.
>>563415243>Also now I remember Andrew also likes to analyze TV shows and note if they are or not following the current ethosAw fuck, of course, those reality shows. Yeah, that's one bit.
Which generals do all of you visit besides /calg/?
>>563418126none
>>563418126None, I'm here because the /v/ jannies kicked us off their board many moons ago.
>>563416172
>>563419531Oh nice you got a screenshot of my one
>>563417121Impossible gooner body>>563418126I don't use 4chan besides /calg/. In fact, I had never even been to this site before I stumbled across /calg/ thread #124 a couple days after I found Coffin within the first week of 2024. I remember that period perfectly, I was very intrigued and depressed that I didn't have a sister, however I still don't remember how I could have ended up here because I know I never lurked anywhere else.
>>563419887>gooner bodyyou HAVE to go back
>>563419887>gooner bodyWe call them "South American drawings" now unc
>Where are my fucking GOONS already...
>>563401797Just because you said that I'm going to stick around and talk about porn more. Was going to leave this general alone but you've shown that I can piss you off like this. ;)
>>563409368best ending. I dont know what Nemlei wants to do if the best scenario for those fuckers was already presented
Just wait until Ashley consumes six eyes, her power level will be over 9000 and Andrew will have to learn to live with his organs rearranged
>>563418126i lurk in everything else except for the dead ones, they'll get a boost but it won't be a high quality on-topic post
Is Nina's dad the hottest male Nemlei's ever drawn?
>>563420309Maybe we should advertise somewhere other than occult magazines? As it is all we get are scene chicks and scrawny weirdos. Not that I'm complaining about that first one...
>>563424476Nah, it's Yule.
>>563423809I wish women's eyes shined in the dark like Ashley's. They are so beautiful
>>563419887>Impossible gooner bodyAre feminists still fighting this fight?
>>563425570I'm a misogynist yet I prefer jacking off to bodies that comply with the laws of physics and have clear evolutionary value.
>>563425570I feel like it has to be bait, it's too perfectly retarded. It's off-model, certainly, and that's a valid complaint, but it's not unrealistic.
>>563425728>but it's not unrealistic.Her thighs are thicker than her waist.
>>563425839And I've seen it before, which means it's realistic.
>>563425865Come on dude, either buttock is larger than her entire fucking torso.
>>563426321That just looks like a perspective issue.
A reminder to all that Ashley is our asexual idol.Protect her against gooners and sex freaks.
>>563426614Nemlei is literally a sex freak herself
>>563410002>because at least the creator put more effort in itIf I try really hard to shit and blow out my asshole that doesn't make it a good shit.
>>563426783I liked the horror bunny OP but I don't know why that faggot is trying to start a flamewar with his favourite edit at the helm
>>563426912The only types of trolls we get here are people who aren't actually trolling and are actually just severely mentally ill, and people who are outright ridiculous and would never be taken seriously in a place that didn't have a critical mass of autism.
>>563426614>asexual idolThat only makes me want to rape her and tenderize her harder
>>563410002Lmao. It was a shitpost, I didn't make it for an OP image nor did I even suggest it for OP lol
>>563414893Andrew enjoys writing and probably reading poetry and is quite the nerd about romantic tv shows and soap operas.
>>563410724Imagine the costumes she had in that closet with the toys.
Urge to mate with Ashley...increasing
>>563425728I meant "impossible" as hyperbole, my issue is that it's not even Ashley at that point. I want to see skinny pear shaped baddieshley goddamnit.
>>563428259Well you see anon, when you don't play the game, you don't know these kinds of things un4chanateleyley.
>>563418126I only use this general and /lit/. The rest of the site fucking sucks. >>563430614I actually played the game, schizo. Is been a while since my last playtrough tho. At this point, i prefer to wait for the final product considering that Nemlei keep adding details to the already released chapters.
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Nemlei but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^…"
>>563424476Nah, that's Lynn.
Does anyone else here consistently get sick with covid every year? Fucking thing ruined my sleep last night, can always tell when I get it.
>>563434235I almost never get sick in general.
>>563434235>the microchip firmware update didn't come downAnon you're going to die
>>563432726woman humor
>>563428809While I'm not into being tied up or pegged, I'd definitely like a wife who takes the lead in the bedroom. Just tell me what to do and how to do it
>>563434437That's nice, for me its 1-2 times a year. Going the whole year without getting sick is pretty lucky.
>>563436196I think part of it is I have a good diet, exercise regularly, get a full night's sleep for the most part, and generally avoid super crowded areas.
>>563436196i got so sick this year my libido was 0. I had extreme diarrhea and flu at the same time so I lost way too much fat
>>563436349Well those will definitely help, I am sick with covid but its tend to be very mild. Throat hurts for maybe 1-3 days and then its gone.
>>563436713>I had extreme diarrhea and flu at the same timeWow that sucks, hopefully you never get that sick again.
>>563434512Why did he refuse to converse with Renee?
>>563434235My mom and sister have re-caught it and have been coughing nonstop for two weeks now.
>>563434582Can you blame 'em?>>563438782Because he was a villain written by a millenial woman so naturally he's a hecking misogynist.
>>563434235only contracted it in 2020 and 2022
>>563439898I hope they get better. The main symptom I get is a sore throat with maybe a nasal blockage and just generally feeling a little shit.
>>563440195I think I'm just unlucky because this is now maybe my 5th or 6th (I haven't really kept count) getting it, I don't even live in that highly of a populated area.
Athletic sisters
>>563442569delicious
https://x.com/i/status/2003728476914999701
Squishy sisters
>>563430405why does the art suddenly reminded me of those characters sheet from 2000s adult animated films for some reason?
Imagine a naked Thiu bent over the side of your bed then you slide your rock hard cock into his boy pussy while he lets out a girly bitch faggot moan, no homo
>>563446882fag
>>563446882cigarette
>>563446882sticks
Cat
>>563449984Big fat cat tats
>>563450596"Big fat" indeed.
Man I can't believe I have to start working full-time, its so over
You should rape Ashley.
>>563452880>rapeNo, I don't think I will.
>>563452880
>>563452876i've been applying to dead end jobs to get back up on my feet but no dice, but i have good feeling i'll get a break come summer
>>563452880>>563454719Rapeley
>>563446882that's hella gay but it's ok because Thiu is hot
>>563458243cute
>>563452880>>563454719
>>563459986Ashley is so cute, I don't think any sister can compare
>>563460171I would pay a year's salary to play strip poker with Andrew
>>563412037>>563414457No she would not. Jews usually dont hate other Jews.
I have a question. Will this game contain rape of any sort? I'm looking forward to it.
>>563461635...who's gonna tell him?
>>563461635It already happened in Sns/splat
>>563461635There isn't any rape, nor will there be.
>>563461712>>563461871SnS/Splat was not rape.
Her smile lights up my soul
>>563440075… does CofFinland even have Jenova’s Witnesses?
>>563466096Her smile lights up my cock
Hurt imoutoi
Flirt imouto
>>563467264Pumping.
>>563467398What?
Pump for imouto
wholesome cute arthttps://x.com/puduvoodoo/status/2043509607276921199
what if renee had an older brother who loved her
>>563468581loved her, or 'loved' her?
>>563469230what if renee had an andrew to her ashley
What if Renee turned herself into a pickle?
What if I Leyley had small tits? I bet half of you wouldn't have enjoyed this game.
>>563469512>She actually hated Andrew because he looked identical to her brother that betrayed her for some hussy or their familyThat or she was just jealous of him for being the favorite.Or she was just a bitch.
>>563469707You got me, literally everything about this game hinges on Ashley's gigantic jiggly sistermelons
>>563469791>sistermelonshnngh
>>563469720I would've greatly enjoyed the game even more if she was only neglectful of andrew and super protective of ashely due to her being betrayed for some hussy by her own brother and that's why she had no issue with ashley killing whats her name
What if Julia wasn't the cutest most perfect little angel ever?
>>563466337>Jenova’sKek
>>563470292*weren't
What if, while they were starving in their apartment, Andrew offered to cum down Ashley's throat to give her sustenance.
>>563460171this one is a lot accurate for people who enjoy some sistermaxxing
>>563470292What if Julia got off to incest and ask Andy if he fucked his sister because she wanted to know so she could fingerblast herself into oblivion?
>>563474254Then she'd be a good character for once>>563472690Coffin getting a LISA-like gameplay would be kino.
>>563474586iktf
no but seriously, why didn't andrew just give ashley his cum while they were starving? it's free protein
>>563474938Starvation kills libido. Also, exerting energy he probably doesn't have. Also ejactulating semen also leads to less electrolytes and sodium. Hypothetically spekaing if this game were porn brained, Andrew probably would have been dead before the neighbor preformed the ritual.
>>563474578Being an incest loving cuckquean would make Julia a good character?
>>563474938>it's free proteinThis meme was started by men to convince their girlfriends to swallow. Semen is at most 5% protein, and given the volume of the typical ejaculation, that comes out to a metric fuck-all of protein.Not to mention that his body would have already disposed of old unused prostate fluid if he's starving.
>>563475368>>563475558Only in /calg/
>>563455059Its tough man, it took me 6 months of applying to get this job and I only got it via a lucky cold call. You're going to make it anon, just keep trying!
>>563466337>Jenova’s WitnessesHeretics, how can they even call themselves Christians!
>>563475434Yes
>>563476220Last time I was fired from a job was 2022. it took 3 months of non-stop bothering local bussissnes before someone gave me a part time position. I can only imagine its worse now.>>563455059Honestly advice: always show up, dressed nice in person, and try not to take, "no" for an answer. But don't push it too much. You'll probably be able to tell when there's no chance. But stay persistent. Also, helps being willing to accept work that is part time and or with shit hours. Because of that fact I've had steady job security for over a year. Though you personally may want to weigh the pros ans cons of working overnight.
>>563466337Is Sephiroth a Jenova's Witness?
>>563476703>Last time I was fired from a job was 2022. it took 3 months of non-stop bothering local bussissnes before someone gave me a part time position. I can only imagine its worse now.Yeah it is really bad, I was applying (and got into) an entry-level role in construction. I nearly had a perfect resume and I'm white, tall and fit. Nevertheless, it took me 6 months to get this job and I got mates still looking (for similar roles) who are shit out of luck, and its only going to get worse from here.
>>563410946bro has never had sex
https://x.com/soooftnana/status/2043334153756704990
Remember, its your moral right to be outstandingly racist against the spics doing doordash delivery that cant be bothered to learn english
>>563478250You're not wrong, but that's kind of out of left field.
>>563442968Ashley what the FUCK did you mean by that?
>>563459986I knew I recognized this. Must be my everlasting love for drinking and driving.
>>563467147REVENGE!
>>563480758Boozin' n' cruisin' baybee! A little bit of soadie for the roadie.
>>563480610Delphic Power
>>563467147>imoutoiああ、日本語上手...
>page 6
Let's be real, Andrew absolutely fapped to his sister once or twice. And honestly? That's real.
>>563482831He should've just molested her in his sleep
>>563419887>impossible gooner bodyWho fucking cares? Back to bluesky
>>563482831>t.
>>563482831Well, we know for a fact he clobbered his bonker in the shower after Princess Shirt Ashley™ tried to wrangle his dangle.
Wahey
>>563477814
You wouldn’t be homeless if you just bought a house Ashley.
>>563478250>outstandingly racist against the spicsDown under its the jeets doing doordash delivery (that also can't be bothered to learn English). Personally, I think I'd prefer spics doing it over jeets.
>>563485779I always tip my uber eats/doordash driver if they're white
>>563485848>if they're whiteI don't really use ubereats/doordash all that often but I think I've only maybe gotten a white driver once in all the times I've used it. It likes 80% jeets, 20% chinks and 0.01% whites.
>>563484337https://x.com/i/status/2039963604183662677
>>563486071
>>563486286cutie
>>563480758This looks like a jojo panel
>>563472548>eww>j-just kidding haha
>>563489474As if Ashley would say eww to that... come on now.
I love when people traumadump on me, like nah idc if we met 30 minutes ago, tell me everything bitch, im nosey
>>563490162That's what you get for associating with hussies. If anything you got off easy.
>>563491062I was being sincere. Tell me all your traumas and secrets so I can use them as leverage against you
>>563490162Honestly? Same.
Do you think Ashley slipped mom’s pussy into Andrew’s soup as a prank
>>563491394They ate their limbs so no.
>>563491471As far as we know
>>563491532Also Andrew did all the butchering
>>563491471>>563491685Uhhhh death of the author or whatever I gotta say to make my bullshit more true than what’s in the game and canon
Honestly if I was andrew I wouldve fucked Renee rq before butchering her because you KNOW Ashley wasnt putting out
andrew should've fucked her corpse
>>563491685Andrew putting his mom’s pussy in his pocket
Indian hours.
>>563491924Nah just ethnic poster exchange program. Yesterday was the aussies
Do you guys really see parent-child incest or even just incest with a big gap in the same lens as based sibling/cousin incest? Are you really just porn brained?
>>563492123No. They're completely different. And you're a faggot.
>>563492123What? Renee’s just hotIt’s not our fault Nemlei created the hottest siscon character and hottest momcon character in the same project
It really is a bloody shame that Nemlei made Renee so hot
What if Ashley went "wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh!" like Ling in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
Ashley’s mom has got it going onShe's all I want and I've waited for so longAshley, don’t you worryy, you’ll still be the girl for meeeI know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Ashley’s mom
What is Ashley edged Andrew?
>>563493815uoh nipple outline
>>563493815That right foot is FUCKED
His palms are bloody, knees weak, already nutting, He’s thrown up, what it be? mom's pussy
>>563494189Why is she flustered?
>>563494838She just shot a floozie and is excited, please understand.
>>563494838Simulation of blood flow to the face.
>>563494838She can do anything for you.
>>563494829Kippahdrew
Artfags, I appreciate you so much
https://x.com/i/status/2043446993356300315
>>563496164This mf does not know cock and balls anatomy
AYYO ANDREAS!ASHLEENA TELL ME U FUCKIN SOM CRACKA? Chile, how you finna poison ya own bloodline wit’ mayo monkey dna nigga. I ain’t havin no fuckin white devil halfa in this shit. You betta impregnate ya sista again and give me dat tenth grandchile, shonufff
>>563496839Renee is already a nigger
>>563497173When will E*ropeans discover air conditioning?
wtf happened to the translation tool, where did it go?
>>563498705I eated it
>>563414874True, i was actually surprised that Andrew actually slapped her and made her shut up for a while, but Nemlei probably only has the balls to do it because she's a woman. Foids can get away with writing and depicting the weirdest, most offensive shit for whatever reason. That might also explain people not really shitting on HER as much as they only shit on the game itself
Inbreeding is actually ideal, only the spiritually unpure get mutant children
>>563499571It was a moment of weakness anon, why do you keep reminding me of that post...
>Hey Ashley, should I fuck you? Not that I ever would. Also please forget that a few hours ago I also asked you if I should've made out with you at a gas station, not that I would. Anyway I'm going to go sniff your vagina while jacking off, which is your fault btwWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>563499670>Foids can get away with writing and depicting the weirdest, most offensive shit for whatever reason.That's because girls are evil
>>563500740Moment of weakness? That's a moment of clarity! A beautiful testament we should all savour and aspire to!
>>563500808>Hey Ashley, wouldn't it be weird if we fucked? If I just ripped your shorts off right now, and before you can even yelp I'll already be balls deep animalistically fucking you? That'd just be strange on account of incest, good thing I'm not that kind of guy though. This is your fault btw.WOAH ANDREWLike did he HAVE to say that?
>>563500808>>563501002>your fault btw.True, it's not his fault...
>>563500898True, i think women should all start officially labelled as potential manipulative witches and eventually prove themselves out of it over the years
>>563501002>Hey Ashley, can you please stop using our room to change. I can't stop masturbating staring at you through the keyhole. It says more about you than ot does me, though. This is your fault btw What the FUCK is his problem?
>>563501002The fuck Nemlei? I like this, post more of this trope
>>563500808Ashley would have been repeatedly raped and put in her place ages ago if i was her brother. The only reason she gets away with being a whiny, manipulative bitch is because Andrew is a spineless faggot.
>We will truly leave them here? In the burial of the coffin of andy and leyley? Or we will decay along?What the hell is this
>I'm brownEven Ashley would probably have better grip strength than you.
>>563501514Whaf are you talking about? Ashley has freakish strength that literally no one talks about. She was able to severe several of the cultist's limbs in with only one hack...
>>563501791>Mistaking bad writing for character traits.Rookie mistake, be more mindful next time anon
>>563501921I'm of the belief that Ashley and Andrew do have super freakish strength that they hold back on against each other to avoid killing each other. Considering how:>Andrew was able to murder the kid with presumably one swipe of the blade>Ashley, again, was able to make which ever parent you choose bleed with a massive gash that would be difficult to achieve with the kitchen knife>how easy each sibling bruises when the other hits them >In Decay, a single backhand leaving a mark like that on Ashley's cheek>in SnS a single slap from Ashley is able to turn half of Andrew's face entirely red almost instantaneously.
>>563501791>>563502702>Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am.SuperAndrew edit NAO
>>563500808>she's insecure>he calls her fuckable as a complimentI see nothing wrong with that statement.
>>563504375>I would only ever fuck you out of pity to make you feel betterYeah, great compliment
>>563505050chudley
>>563505480...Hey now, it's Ashley we're talking about! You can't be TOO NICE to her.
>>563486071I C Wienner
He does it for free
Ashley should write “Andy” under one of her shoes
>>563513952Ashley should kick Andrew in the balls.
>>563514684I fucking wish you had no idea how much I wanted to see thatOr Renee for that matter. Why isn’t there more cbt hentai with these characters
>>563515164I don't want CBT hentai, I just want Ashley to kick Andrew in the balls.
>>563513952
>>563515696so cute
>>563515456We want the same thing
>>563501921She has crazy/retard strength why wouldn’t she
https://x.com/Kloffein/status/1968035605016903965
Andrew and Ashley should eat a pizza
>>563516279Still nothing compared to the average guy's strength. Muscle mass and bone density, yada yada you get the gist of it
>>563518298My explination is that she's part demon, and thus giving her situational strength. Obviously, Andrew is stronger. But also Ashley probably wouldn't even get herself in a situation that gets her in a phsyical confrontation with a man... at least not without Andrew around
>>563520268Ashley would get mogged by Nina's dad
Yet another beautiful video, I love how creative people are getting with the coffinversehttps://youtu.be/pM6mifS2BmE
>>563520596Ashley would get mogged by Nina. She sensed what a huge threat Nina would be, that's why she had to hurry and kill her. Imagine a Nina stacy making fun of Ashley and bullying her for being a weirdo, making her school life hell.
>>563520792I meant that Nina's dad should rape Ashley and force her to birth him another Nina
>>563521139Then she bites hard enough to draw blood!
Andrew put all his skill points in perception
>>563506845Heterochrome Gravespawn strikes again.Btw there was a /calg/ edit of Andy and Leyley busts with different coloured eyes, and Andrew facepalming, does anyone have it? I looked for it in the archives but couldn't find it un4chanateleyley.
>>563514684>>563515456Sorry chudLey Andrew was written by a woman so he has balls of steel. Ashley's poor toenails would split along with her cute witchy-bitchy shoes.
>>563524376Ashley is the perceptive one, Andrew is stupid
>>563525919>Ashley's poor toenails would split along with her cute witchy-bitchy shoes.Oh no, Ashley! Let me help you!>violent sucking ensues
>>563525919Coffin of Andy and Leyley mod where you can hear Andrew's balls clinking any time he moves
>>563526365>you can hear Andrew's balls clinkingThat's just his chastity cage
Why is there a moon in ???'s realm?
>>563520627Why are brazilians the most hardcore coffin fans?
>>563527667Because ??? is a romantic at heart.>>563527689Imagine if you lived in Brazil, you'd get hardcore into escapism too.
>>563526365Andrew got ball smoothing surgery so you can't hear his folds anymore
>>563529274Neckley
>>563527923>you'd get hardcore into escapism too.OR they feel identified with the dystopia government from Coffin. I know most slavs are into it for the same reason.
You fuck your sister
>>563534067why shouldn't you?
I just want to hurt Andrew, okay? Is that so wrong?
>>563534248Sometimes they just aren't relationship material.
>>563536184Anon... she's your sister, that's literally a relationship.
Yeah smoking is bad and all, but if your sister is a smoker and offers you a cig, should you try doing pic related? Hypothetically.
>>563538375My sister would never offer me a cigarette. The main thing my family is proud of me for is never doing drugs, drinking or engaging with other life destroying addictive habits. I've put a cigarette in my mouth and they taste like ass.
Smoking ruins the lungs.
>>563538895Not if you smoke cigars
>>563415634I just read forbidden and it was so good
>>563538895>Wouldn't wanna harm those sexy little organs would we
Sex. With sisters.
>>563544442Interesting proposition.
>>563545406??? is the biggest sibling sex advocate, I will be vindicated on this.
>>563505050i don't see the appeal of slampigs, i feel like the sex would be a lot of work
>>563549890Just a lil more to love
I don't know if I want a scatterbrained, naive, and helpless gf like Julia that I could spoil and cherish, or a confident, driven, and intelligent gf like Renee who I could follow like a dog while she makes all my life decisions for me
>>563432726I found that joke to be really funny
>>563553774>lil
>>563500808He was raised by a woman.
So, there's Burial and Decay, both things that can happen to something that has died. What if there was a third secret route called Mummify? Andrew and Ashley go to Egypt and go temple exploring, where they awaken a spooky mummy that chases them around the pyramids? That would be fun.
>>563554097You want neither. You want a woman with confidence, but who is still definitely womanly. There is no such thing as "dommy mommy."
>>563560130>You want a woman with confidence, but who is still definitely womanly.That's Ashley. Andrew even said so!
>>563545984>*tries to kill Andrew*
>>563560440>That's AshleyCorrect.
>Ashley slaps youWhat would be your reaction?
>>563562061Get angry and then calm down because a slap from a woman is like getting punched by a rabbit.
>>563562061slap her back with my cock
>>563560130>There is no such thing as "dommy mommy."Yeah, I never used those words
>>563562061Get hard
>>563562061Correct her through hard penetration of her rectum with no lube
Slow /calg/ is slow.
Mild activity behind the scenes. I hope we dont have to wait too much longer.
>>563571319>55 itemsWhat were they
>>563571532Wish I could say. I'd like to think to think everytime that happens if them testing stuff on an internal test build they have. Maybe new art, cut scenes, etc. Really wont know until we get a substantial amount of activity.
>>563562061some person on twitter suggested today that the Blushley frame from the devlog might be her seeing Andrew's pp with her guard downthoughts? possible? IIRC every Blushley frame or bust has appeared in relation to sex and Ashley not having a sassy counter to it (like with the burial questionable vision)
The child again looks for their christmas presents.
I want to kick Andrew in the balls
>>563572980I want to kick you in the balls.
>>563573120WTF why?
>>563571157so this is slow /calg/ you were all speaking of.it's pretty comfy, like laying under the shade of a tree
I shot my brother! But I swear it was in self defense
>>563569806> no lubeBased
I've been training my sister to sieg heil me so I can do it back whenever we see each other instead of her doing her gay little wave
Now that the dust has settled, what did Julia mean by this?
>>563573193I am Andrew.
There is an idea of an Andrew Graves, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me.
>>563575132She didn't know wood comes from trees. She wanted to tell Andrew about it but when he laughed she realized he already knew, so she tried to play it off as a joke.
>>563575132She's dumb as a stump
>>563477039>and I'm whiteWell, there ya go. No wonder it took so long.
>>563492528you know the rules
>>563562061Laugh.
>>563502702I wonder exactly how weak the people among whom you exist really are. You really didn't grow up around any Slapaho Indians, did you/
>>563538715>I've put a cigarette in my mouth and they taste like ass.I've tasted both and they do not.
>>563571319>>563571701it's literally the user tags, you can ignore any update history related to that, it's just people voting on the tags.
>>563578651
>>563487669>Mom, what's the 「PIN」 for your credit card?>Is that what this is about? 「Money」?>What's the 「PIN」, and where is 「the card itself」?
>>563571734I hope the CG shows her blushing slowly intensifying
>>563574237Don't forget to give her treats! It works better that way. That's how I taught mine to give me the perfect blowjob, there's nothing you can't teach a sisterdog with a good training.
>bad sex better mindWhat the fuck did it mean by this.
>>563409543>bad sex better mindWhat the fuck did it mean by this.
We're back!
Why is 4chan kill every other week now?
>>563587754The site was down?
>>563587847Yeah for about 110 minutes!
How would Renee feel about Julia?
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>563588651>Damn son, nice public mask for keeping up appearances
finally.
>>563587847I didn't even notice
Testing
Is anyone else unable to post with pictures?
Role-play with your sister
Why does 4chan constantly kill? 4chan was kill multiple times today.
>>563594091>does*is
Did anyone see the new Avatar movie leak? It's mid as hell.
My sister woke me up at midnight to kill a spider in her room and I couldn't even find it because her room is such a mess>>563594091I guess they're much more consistent about maintenance since the events of April 2025
>>563594787People said Azula wasn't so much as mentioned in the movie. I'm not watching anything Avatar-related until we get confirmation Zuko knocked her up.
>>563594962Spiders are cool, wtf. They're nice to humans and they get rid of pests. If you kill spiders you are a retard.
>>563594982Was waiting for her to show up. She doesn't. Can't even find a good moment with Katara and Sokka alone on screen either.
>>563594787I did not, but I think /co/ disagrees with you even if most people there also haven't seen it
>>563595228>/co/ disagrees with youOh no, lord forbid I catch the ire of the board for man children who watch modern dogshit like Loud House.
>>563594962Don't kill the spider! Does your sister room smells?
>>563575132What the FUCK does it mean?!
>>563575132She likes to keep Andrew on his toes. If he had responded to her clearly bizzare factoid with "mhm" or "really?" then she'd know he wasn't listening to her. The tampon revealed her to be a scheming machiavellian who can go toe to toe with the siblings because they always underestimate her.
>>563595074>>563596450I didn't kill it! I couldn't even find it. But sisters hate spiders, apparently. I don't make the rulesHer room smells like air freshner
I kill spiders because I fear what I do not understand.
>>563597718Understand this. 8 legs, 7 vaginas
>>563597548>The tamponErm actually, it was a pad. Julia uses pads, Ashley uses tampons. But anyway, I agree. I absolutely loved that scene because it's such a conniving thing from Julia, who we all expect to be helpless. I wonder if that plan was actually hers, or maybe Jane told her to do it.
>>563575771Would Andrew and Patrick get along? I kept thinking what Andrew's life would be like if he didn't go through the events of Coffin, chances are Julia would still be his girlfriend and wouldn't have mustered the courage to break up.Would he be a miserable married man to Julia after he moved in with her and got a somewhat stable job? Or would it be too much and Andrew would go Columbine?
>>563597929>Ashley isn't a virgin
>>563601265
I'm trying to diet but my sister keeps buying me sweets. Fuck my stupid fatdrew chungus life
LET ME FUCKING POST
>>563601265What? If so this game is FUCKING DROPPED!
>>563602876
>>563604730Hiroshimoot hates incest because he is sisterless
In light of recent events:
>>563606998
>>563602876ez fix, do burpees and you can eat all the ferrero rocher that you want
Noooooooooo sister, no cryNo sister, no cry!
>>563602876>sister full on archetecting you lucky
>>563602876Architect her in revenge
>>563606998>>563607105Did Sokka and Katara have a moment in the leaked movie or something? Haven't seen it yet
>>563608796I just posted those because it's the only ATLA/Coffin art I had. Was mainly about the film leak.
>>563571734I was just thinking the other day what if it’s Andrew proposing with the engagement ring used as a cock ring
i guess there are artists that make content of this game on bluesky after all
>>563611220>blueskyYou mean gay(er) bommer(er) twitter?
>>563611629I always considered Twitter the most faggy retarded fucking idea in the world even before it became home to culture wars, and Bluesky is intended to be a Twitter purity spiral. Fuck that lol
Oh bloody hell the subreddit's discord server is now live streaming Nemlei dox shit as "lost media". I hope they get DMCA'd>inb4 why are you in their serverSometimes they post art that isn't cuck porn
Beybey
>>563612583Beybey is pronounced BabyTherefore Leyley is pronounced Laylee
>>563612745Nemlei said Leyley is pronounced LaylayTherefore Leyley is pronounced LaylayHowever wrong it may be.
>>563612583beybey jesus
>>563612745If people will accept Laylay why won't they accept Baybay?
>>563612284I'm pretty sure Kit9 did nuke watasi's discord or something, so if you really want to you could email info about the discord to kit9, but knowing redditors, it would probably just cause them to bitch and moan and review bomb the game again, and it wont really change anything.
>>563613382>could email info about the discord to kit9afaik Kit9 isn't even available for contact.Also what the fuck is going on with 4chan? The captcha shit takes forever to load now. Funny how the site is just unusable on the anniversary of the hack.
>>563611629yeah it's a shit experience but i do it to bring back art
Clicked get captcha at 18:52:10 UTCCaptcha appeared at 18:53:47 UTCClicked post at 18:53:10 UTC
>>563614751*Captcha appeared at 18:52:47 UTCThere seems to be a 30 second delay for everything lol
>>563614717Those are some hefty Ashleys
>>563614847Teyteys
>>563616194Mancunian girls have fangs...?
>>563613219I read it as bay bay. Why would you spell baby like that
>>563612745That just means when we read Ashley saying Leyley she’s saying LayLay. Whoever made this pronunciation rule is a fag anyways if it was supposed to be that we would just write leylee
For the last time, Ashley is pronounced as Ashlay in europe, not Ashlee so it's Laylay.>>563612745>Beybey is pronounced BabyIt's not, it's pronounced like Bébé in french.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHruGoMVW6I
Dutch coffin
>>563618498>South African>Belgian>Japanese
>>563617581>Ashlay in europeI have to admit, you almost got me, and I'm a clapistani. "Pretending" to be retarded really is the most tried-and-true ragebait method.
>>563618826There's a poetic irony in that pretending to be retarded is, itself, retarded.
>>563612745>inb4 Anglo-Saxton Hale-Jute
>>563619847We've never seen Andrew shave.
>>563620089That's because it's expected from the player to understand that Ashley uses her teeth to shave him in his sleep.
Cuddles
