Previous: >>563451080>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Ichiban.
Grass
Sexo with onii-chan
SEX WITH NISHINO FLOWER
Mayano can have her own anime now, right, trainer?
>>563468861Sex
>>563468773This thread is demonic. Leave while you can. It's not worth your immortal soul
Reminder that it's your duty as a trainer to make sure that your trainees sexual needs are being sufficiently met .
Obey Your Master my beloved...
uuuh translators?
>>563468821/uma/ is Curren's general!
it's been 1 hour and i'm still on hopeless stakes
Tfw too many items and not enough opportunities to use them by the end of the career
I hope her parents didn't mind the noise
lowkey need that 200 clock stimulus package
>>563468913Tracen is full of succubus
>>563468982they were cheering you two on
>>563468913Do you want me to get them magazines or whatever?
>>563468885Curren-chan did nothing wrong/uma/ was literally summoning real demons that drains energy with those vivid dreams and tulpas
Starting my ryan parent career at 7:40 PDT
>>563468913hmm hmm HMM~
>>563468861big butt
>use team sirius card>recreation stats are nice but destroys friendship training in junior year>the rainbow landing is random>if you want to use it for summer you have to skip racing a G1>5 RBI dunno guys this card seems like ass. Do I really want to use it over a MLB SR card?
i trust my boss mare curren chan to protect me
>>563468945Curren 4Chan game Curren 4Chan general
What an evil-looking creature...
>>563468773KILL CURREN
>>563468934>this also happened with Fukuwhat's wrong with these fags?
>>563469030when I posted my lucid dream guide I didn't mean for you retards to SUMMON DEMONS AND SUCCUBIGOD DAMN
No...
>>563469186yes, with our kids
>>563469112Nyoo~
>>563469084Fine Motion's story has warmed me up to Shakur to the point where I kind of want to roll for her nowshe's literally me, an abrasive autistic schizoid
Please do not lewd Nishino, in the light of recent events /uma/ danchous have collectively decided that they do not want to this sub to be associated with ironic pedophilia. When you post "UOOOOH" or stuff like >>563468867 people will think this: >They would cuddle while watching anime cartoons on his cell phone and he would kiss her chest, legs, and stomach, the court filing alleged.>The pair began having intercourse and oral sex in February, the charging documents said.>She alleged that they had sex during approximately half of their weekly visits and that every sexual act between them took place at the studio.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15726775/steven-burnisky-taekwondo-assault-pennsylvania.htmlLet's keep things under control okay? Why aren't Taikis milkers enough?
>>563468794DOTO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563469121Was your tutorial to wake up after 90 minutes of regular sleep before going back to sleep againIf so it didn't work
>>563469082curren is cuteshe pretends to be a histrionic self-obsessed woman, and kind of is, but she's a genuinely kind, sweet girl. And she's very cute too.
>>563468883>>563469061love
>>563468934What's wrong?
Grass is ugly and a dumb weeb.
>>563469121I missed the guide, could you post it again please and thanks?
uoh
>>563469306and kissing
why does oguri's belly rub animation give me a boner
>>563469258no, it was the centering exercise you repeat 30x/day for 3 weeks
>>563468885>>563469030>>563469121No wonder /uma/ loves cock so much now.
fucking cunt
>>563469414You're a feeder
>>563469330Grass is a beautiful and smart yamato nadeshiko
>>563469121Summons anons in cosplay to my bedside instead
So you guys are rolling for wedding curren right?
>>563469287She sounds kind of nice when you put it like that.
>>563469457That's rape
Curren Chan should visit me tonight
What summoned all the devil worshippers?
>>563469335why not>>563216349
>>563469508Why would I marry a succubus?
Where the fuck are the uma mods
>>563469358lots of kissing
Curren domination.>>563469583Hey dweeb!
>>563469508I'm waiting for the next batch of daily legend races to get her original... Would've bought the anni selector for her but I knew she would be useless during MANT
>>563469457be happy, she's home now
>>563469498I will be going in without hesitation
>>563469583We are all agents of Shiraoki, you just don't understand it yet
>>563469587
boysex
>>563469603Curren used her demonic powers to send them to hell so she can take over. /uma/ was warned but you didn't listen so live with the consequences of your actions
>>563469603Crying for mods won't save you from Curren idk what mods are there even for uma
>>563469583>*mogs you*
Yes, I think I should buy Carats for Nishino...
>>563469306love her big butt
for year 1 there was a great image of a chart listing every significant event, exactly how many carats and shards and free pulls to expect in all events the whole year. is there a modern version for the currently upcoming content?
>>563469442>a Currenposter betrays and cucks Mambo>a Currenposters turns /uma/ gay using demonic dream propagandaI'm nyooooooooticing...............
I wish I was able to dream.The only way I can have dreams is that if I wake up and go to sleep again, but when I do that I tend to oversleep and wake up at 2pm.
>>563469615kissing her big butt
UOOOOOOHHHH TOT
>>563469615
Should I be soulless and ticket Oguri Xmas or get Meijiro Dober and flop this CM?
>>563469587Thanks anon, will try it out.
>her name isn't Curren but actually Chan??wwwwwwwww
>>563469898retard you do have dreams, you just don't remember them
>>563469938Name 1 attractive thing about this character.
>>563469603We don't need mods where we're going
>>563469247She goofed up again...
>>563469998Her hate filled eyes
>>563469698why do you think I started doing lucid dream prep again after abandoning it for over 10 years?It was to make pic related a somnatic reality.
>>563469852Truly Devilish and befitting! I worry for those that are actually creating tulpa though not just lucid dreaming.
>>563469805Don't do it. I've already spent too much and got nothing. It's not worth it
>>563469771Just checked gamebanana and there isn't even a full page of mods
>>563470047Is she also an insufferable asshole in her story/career or just in card events?
>>563469898don't discount the power of auto-suggestion. Many times throughout the day (and I mean all the fucking time, like every 5 minutes) tell yourself (and really mean it, fully intend this) "I will remember my dream." Do this for weeks and you'll start to remember them.
If you think about it Spe and Oguri probably have the rankest farts and when they shit they clog the toilet.
Should I even roll nishino cunny if I only play lates and fronts
I got spooked by Ballroom Sky, let's play her career. But first...
>>563470005Oh Doto you're so silly. Of all places of your face to land to, it's on my dick!
>>563469981Nope. I can know when I had a dream, even if I don't remember it.If you don't reach the STERM sleep level you just close your eyes and instantly wake up on the morning
>>563470240>daily pullsSure why not>sparklol no
>>563470198She mellows up after losing a certain race with some modest (You) pandering
>>563470240No
>>563469949do not use it for any wicked shit or contracting with demons. I don't want to have to call an exorcist or some dumbassery like thatNO TULPAS NO SUCCUBIbe good now, ne?
>>563470240If you really really like herthere's also the argument that her unique is usable when you're running multiple fronts at the same time but otherwise, she won't be of much use to you
>>563469186Why does she keep looking at me like that...
I'll never get tired of your goofy ass way of talking, Brian
>>563469938WELL...?
VGH MEN
>>563470047tfw no hatred filled gf to commit heinous acts to/with and bond over your crippling misanthropy
>first real run in 2 days>immediate fat fuck conditionFor fuck's sake.
>>563469969>her name is Smart Falcon but she isn't, actually, you know......?
>>563470460you vill press the infirmary buttonit's not that different from resting if you're in junior year and racing a lot
>>563469314same text string happened twice in a rowlook at the right
>>563470507A Falconmusume?
>>563470460Bro your metabolism...
>>563470507her name is falcon, actuallysmart is the crown name
>>563470173>gamebananaholy fuck I didn't think of that website in over a decade
>>563470578She doesn't wear a crown.
What are the next meta umas to roll for?
>>563470556hayabusume
>>563470460I discovered by accident that if you train stamina, fat fuck condition goes away. I've done it twice with stamina, not sure if it works with other trainings like power/guts/speed/wit too
>>563470362But a succubi sounds fun.
>>563470362I remember back in the day reading about people who switched with their tulpas
>>563470371>big nige suzu>big nige palmer>actual front ace with A&S, NSM and nishino's uniqueDevilish
>>563470695Any training, low chance. You got very lucky
>>563470698Sounds frightening
>>563470362Oh wow. I'm part of that chain still. Maybe that means I should try it too but my sleep is so beyond horrible. I'd probably shokan Cthulu to the real world in my state.
>>563470198Just in cards and events, you aren't her trainer after all
is hachimi safe now
My tsundere act for curren is falling apart
>>563470741FUCK YOU CYGAMESFUCK YOU CYGAMESI thought it was a sure thing, it worked immediately both times, once after racing twice and once as soon as Seiun turned into the fat fuck
>>563470851No, but still no bans
>>563470634She also isn't a Falcon...
>>563470785Why does nobody uoh over Teio or Taishin
>>563469314The dialog was doubled.
>>563470507
CM12 lobby99449660
>>563470887because they're not JS-coded?duh? really, only Nishino is, *maybe* Sweep too.
>>563470982sweep is a JCthe only other JS that skipped grades is Vivlos
>>563470887Plenty of people uoh Teio but yeah nobody does that to Taishin because she's a midget not a loli
>>563469508I already pulled for her base and is satisfied with it.
>>563470887Teio isn't really UOOH coded
>>563471046I do this every time they fail a 2% training
>>563470969I THINK YOU'RE DUMB ILLITERATE NIGGER USING ALL THOSE RETARDED ABBREVIATIONS KILL YOURSELF PIERO SCARUFFIGOD I HATE ITALIANS
>>563470887teio is a BRAT
Cuteka...
>>563469238Yeah, she doesn't seem too bad. I liked her in the Ligne Droit story as well.
I CANT FUCKING WAIT UNTIL MAY
>>563470173>>563469771I feel like theres an uma nude mod discord server somewhere out there. I hope people ITT would share them.
>>563471069that makes sense, Rice, Mayano, and Sweepy all seem pretty solidly JC.
>need to farm ALL SIX GREEN SKILLS PER ACE RUN WITH HERlmfao FUCK THATIf I lose to her in a dirt CM I'll just accept it
do you think anybody has ever committed suicide by umamusume by running out onto the track and colliding with one or getting trampled?
cm12 status?
>>563471127>>563471139Well shit case in point
>>563471230rice is a JK actually
>>563471190Vodka is a DORK and not cool at all. She tries too hard
>>563471127>t. Beatles fan
>>563470786>I'd probably shokan Cthulu to the real world in my state.SAN-chi pinchi! SAN-chi pinchi! (x15)
Uooh... Umadacchi!
>>563471085>one piece swimsuitssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssex
>>563471218This is my fetish and I hate that no good hypnosis content gets made anymore
>>563470887Taishin is a moody tsundere without the dere, its why I love her
>>563471246jordan SEX
>>563471272yeah but she doesn't look like one, even S tier hot fanart of her like pic related ages her up into JK
>>563471305SONS OF BITCHES SONS OF BITCHES GAY HORSE GAY HORSE I WANNA GAY HORSE
>>563471252been ready since cm11
It's stam + guts = 1400 this time right?
>>563471471
What's so great about Curren Chan-chan anyway? Name 5 things you like about her
>>563471471>stam + guts = 1400Thanks anon, I'm running it with 200 stam 1200 guts
>>563471586She is a sprinter for my TT team. She has okay affinity with Bakushin. She… uh… yeah.
>>563471586I want to put my dick inside her umanko.I want to put my dick inside her ass.I want to put my dick inside her mouth.I want to put my dick inside her armpit.I want to put my dick inside her her thighs.
>>563471526sex
>>5634715861. Everything about Curren Chan2. Everything about Curren Chan3. Everything about Curren Chan4. Everything about Curren Chan5. Everything about Curren Chan
>>563471586>Braindead career>Cute>Cute voice>Nice tits>Succubus
>>563471390
>>563471471Nyo? As always it depends on what style you are doing, what skills you take (lol xoguri), what uma you take, if high wit and downhill.
>>563471586blowjobnaizuririmjobgaslighting manipulation
>>563471586nice to everyonegood clothescalls me Big Sis sometimes#StrawberryMilk#Probably
>Pulled Nishino in 10 pulls>Now I have nothing to roll for for the next 3 months and I'm already sitting on 75k caratsI'm going to be a rich man.
>>563471586Ichiban kawaiiCalculated cuteFaithfully waited for (You) since her childhoodPlayfully high energycompletely overlaps with Shiratama from Makeine in my head to the point I can't separate them
I will have sexual intercourse with Tokai Teio with the goal of conception. No protection will be used. Every round of intercourse will end in insemination. Intercourse will be especially frequent right before and during ovulation, to maximize odds of fertilization. Every measure, including rest, stress management, and proper nutrition, will be taken to help ensure implantation and successfully carrying our child to term. Even after confirmed pregnancy, coitus will continue within the bounds prescribed by doctors, albeit occurring no less frequently. Concerted effort will be focused on skincare; many women stress about stretch marks during their first pregnancy, and aiding in preventing skin degradation is a good bonding opportunity between mother and father.
>>563471586I like her WIT card
>>563471384This entire conversation is like listening to a bunch of Portuguese speakers converse when you only speak Spanish.I do not understand what the fuck these acronyms mean and I don't even know how I'd go about looking into what they mean.
>>563470884Holy shit, how do I force cygay to start sweepy bans already so that I can finally use Hachimi+Hakuraku
>>563471586I can relate to her being a social media butterfly
>>563471896It won't ever happen. Just take the risk
>>563471880I really like her WIT card
>>563471896Just spend enough money bwo
>>563471896If they ban sweepy at this point they are almost certainly banning Hachimi. Just stop being a pussy and use it.
>>563471845You're rolling for King Cheerleader faggot or you die.
>>563472127Convince me she's a first rate pick
my heart
I'm hard
>>563472127Natie* Cheerleader
>>563470698That's a crazy brain trick. Create a gigachad tulpa and then trick your brain into thinking (You) are actually the tulpa. It's still actually you.
>>563471849Damn she's cute. I forgot to watch it.
>>563472127I'm going to be rolling for Natie though. King should decide if she'll spook me or not
>>563472304I need to hump Creek's butt
>>563472313she's not in the anime nor will she be in season 2, at best a short appearance after the final episode as part of a teaser for season 3
>>563472367Filing assault charges as we speak
>>563472264
>>563472241Backliner ult for straights, so they can function on tracks where Pump and MPB don't work
behold the best 1st shop
>>563472506basically a sprint unique for late. it's very niche
>>563472506they gave encroaching shadow to her as a unique lmaooooooooooo
>>563472506I was expecting a different form of convincing but sure I'll spare a few pulls
>>563472592You will use it for Tworos. There is simply not enough corner for Pump to be reliable.
>>563472304YUP I'm thinking sex
https://youtu.be/jIWKEZDlPU0?si=KmCkbPW5_BLIzp-o quick palate cleanser from all the demonic Curren posting
>>563472721>>563472592GeminII, not Tworos.
>>563471378
am i a piece of shit if i think some ults not working on certain tracks is a bunch of balloony? like i get a sprinter shouldn't do good in long, but at the very least the ult should still procc
lots of sexless losers itt dont realise the people are already shipping nishino with seiun kek
>>563471085Brian is so unbelievably cute that my heart could explode at any moment
>>563472843That's completely understandable. I trained a Doto for last sprint CM only to realize her unique doesn't proc at all
is it possible to use shaders on uma? to make the lighting mroe realistic
>>563471224>>563469771there is someone out there making underwear mods, saw an image of a group of umas in calvin klein underwear on twitter sometime ago.there must be a hidden discord. Really i'd just like a mod that replaces the school swimsuits with two pieces
I think I'm better off removing NHK from my schedule, this race is a coin toss
>>563472843Nishino's ult procs. It just doesn't do anything.There are uniques that just don't proc on certain tracks, and while it makes sense that you wouldn't be able to run at your full potential sometimes, it doesn't feel very good mechanically. Uniques will get even more specific, though, not less
>>563473039>no more "if losing, win" ultsogurin game
Did 100 pulls for Nishino and got Jordan and XOguri... She's not THAT important like witGAWD said, right?
>pull seiun with a tenner>pull nishino with a 2x tennerNow I have to suffer through massive FOMO, it feels so fucking bad to have this many carats and nothing to pull. I was expecting to get at least 20 10x pulls in total but I only got 3. Feels fucking bad man, I won't get my fix until Maruzensky. I genuinely feel sick, I have the urge to just PULL on a dead banner for the thrill of it but I can't. It was over way too soon
>>563471378She's too stupid to legally consent
>>563472939
>>563473256Complete the spark.
does xoguri need gold head-on
Christ I'm going all the way without even a single *3 other than the sparks. Fuck cykagames for this rigging.
>>563473203please.... don't look
>>563471896Hachimi will be banned years before Icarus gets touched let alone sweepy. Modifying the game is just that big of a red flag
>>563473256Nishino is a MUST PULL or get bricked
>>563473393No, the fur on her head is always gray, no matter what.
>>563473256He shills pace because there will be free pulls on strong pace-centric cards. If you are F2P or adjacent, it's probably a good idea to spark
>>563472839
>>563473256Remember last sprint CM where no one has a workable accel and pure gamba? Next sprint CM everyone and their mom will have her accel
>>563473393Not really
>>563473478Rudolf...
>>563473407Grim...
cygames ceo here. sweepy chads are safe. i use it myself
I got unbanned from umatter
#stargazinggoals
>>563473327too stupid to understand consent laws either which is why she rapes
If I have to spark flower I'll have to say goodbye to cheerleader Natie...
I want more in-game Oguri Cap stories. She is very very cute.Also, 146 more Mejiros.
>>563473374>>563473454>>563473513>>563473530sigh... back to the gacha trenches I guess...
Sniff Chrono
I never fucking get a 3* distance when I'm actually doing parent runs. Fuck you Cyjews
Nishino Flower is the first uma to push me all the way to spark. Her ult better involve her coming out of the screen and sucking my dick or witGAWD is nothing but a witFRAUD.
>>563473704Obviously you spark Nishino and buy Naties fig
>>563471887lurk moar
>>563473407I sparked 3 banners and all I got apart from pity was Biwa (2) and both Teio versions. Was so full of rage and hatred that I quit for months and then when I came back I got like 7 umas just off the 1st anni rolls. you know what to do anon...
>>563473873>this hot glue magnet is cheaper than a spark
>>563471887Because you're a normalfag and that's ok
>>563473821*steals your spark virginity*>hehe, torena is so weak
Jiggie please.
AAAIIEEEEEEE NO NO DON'T GIVE ME A 3* SPARK ON AN URA FINALE CAREER SAVE IT FOR MANT
>>563473961it's not okay, he should fuck off
>>563474008it will always be funny to me that this guy got his account terminated after he started drawing NTR.Talk about divine punishment
>>563474008The bottom right frame where shes kissing the top of your head is really hot
>>563472446Nooooooooooo I really like her design...
: )
>>563473680>>563473327>>563471378>torena, my head hurts like super bad. I think I've been thinking too much. can we fuck before practice today? your fat dick always like, numbs my brain, makes me all fuzzy and chill. I don't think I can practice today without a tranq shot from torena's cock.
>>563474263I can only get so erect
been losing alot of races as nishino flower. starting to think her ult is actually shit
YOU JUST HAD TO MENTION IT DIDN'T YOUTHAT ONE WORDI'M EITHER THINKING OF THAT ALL THE TIME OR POPPING 500 TABSsorry for yelling
>>563474008Need a JS toy to hug me and say that everything is going to be alright
>>563474358My only race where she lost and I did the medium G1s as well was during the March sprint G1. Maybe her ult just doesnt work on that track.
why do random umas pamper my trainee like that
>>563474263>Enough is enough. You are not using my dick as a crutch every time you step on the track. Get your damn head straight girl. That lustful, lazy attitude will destroy any future you have in this sport.
>>563474584she's a cute little girl, that's why
>>563472264And you are in my club I think.
>Lala watches a comedy routine on TV and does her tsukkomi shit to it and gets a sore throat and a mood down...please.
So is it just hopeless if you don't have Oguri? Should I just give up and try to aim for B group this time? I don't want to go 0/40...
>>563471586
>>563474804>Cafe's child is 10000 years away
>>563474804
>>563474836FALCONFAGS AVERT YOUR EYESDONT LOOKDONT LOOK!!!
>>563474804Spotted the raped
>>563474801>no hogGet your participation carats or go to open league
>>563473821god I hate your tranny ass so much
>>563474691WHAT??? you think?? you should be more confident when making such a claim...!!
>>563474801play triple fronts or triple late
Haven't seen you in a while but I cannot risk this run.
Is it ok for xoguri to run u=ma3, operation cacao, corner recovery and triple 7s as the 4 recoveries?
>>563474801go maximum gamble with one late + double dom
>>563474909which one the one with puppet?
>>563473912I mean at least you got *3...It's really tempting to quit but my wife is usable for the entirety of MANT so I'm stuck with sunk cost...
>>563475131>u=ma3bwo got evolved skills cygames ban his ass
>>563475167that's a dog
>>563475167no, the big ahoge girl who admires vodka
>>563475131>operation cacaorequires 1st to 4th
>>563474263I wish women were this horny bwos
>>563474801Late and fronts can compete but they're nowhere near as consistent as Oguri is.Late especially can just lose from a bad room comp even if they have decent mid race, but overall they can win rooms.
Another "its over" face for my collection
>>563473884>lurk moarLook, I get the sentiment. You want people to try to learn by observing without input. Unfortunately, there are certain things that are so niche that you don't really get chance to observe them, so when you do encounter them, you're left beyond bewildered and without any additional sightings to learn from.All I've gathered is that these terms are different classifications of loli, and even that I'm not sure about.>>563473961>normalfagYeah, in my eight years here, I've come to the conclusion that I am PROBABLY the most normal permanent resident on this site. Love ya weirdos though, keep it up.
Uh oh someone's having a melty
>>563475206oh dang
>>563475246too smug
>>563475131Why wouldn't you play Hydrate?
>>563475254You're just a bumbling retard
>>563475254Post your balls.
>>563475025mental illness
>>563474584if you think about that dialogue in a different way it sounds like you've been denying her of umapyoi
my personal favourite? jd
>>563475131Or you could just use hydrate instead of cacao like a normal person and be consistent 99% of the time.
>>563475239They are. Just not for (You)or me
>>563475493Yeah i would
>>563475493Who taught you this Haru?!?!
>>563475493time to search for lewd daughter asmr
>>563475441>you're just a bumbling retardI wouldn't be on a site full of 'em if I wasn't.Truthfully I'm just so tired that Googling didn't even come to mind. I'm going to bed now. Sorry for the trouble.
>>563475493urara died a virgin btw
>>563471586She has "the look". The short feathery white hair that I'm a sucker for, that Wife #1 and Wife #2 both have.That's about it. I'm not too fond of needy girls like curren. She just looks nice and reminds me of home so long as she isn't talking.
>>563475673>GooglingJust use AI like a normal person.
>>563475772Haru confirmed pure maiden
>>563475781>jalterfag>I'm not too fond of needy girls
>>563475850WIsh we had a Teio Melty filter.
>>563475772anal princess
>>563475493If I were Urara's trainer I would make her my daughterwife
>>563475167No, this schizo
orenji
>>563476061Shiraoki isn't real
>>563475979no that's gold city
>>563475235>>563476048Oh right she inherited the ahoge lol
>>563475897post your 120 right now peanut gallery.
>>563476090Yes she is and Shiraoki sets you up with Fuku.
Umas that are weak to anal go
>>563473203Sure, Ogurin has a unique that always works, but it's hard to compete with some of the more specific ults when they do activate to their full potential
>>563473704>still have 40+ pulls for natieI fucking love umaticket bros
>>563476209Seiun
So for the next CM it's basically the same thing as 12 except everyone wants Red Shift?
>>563475254>2018fagIt should be a bannable offense to not lurk for at least 10 years minimum!
>>563476327EXPLODE ACCORDINGLY
>>563476375You'll also want Maestro
>>563476375No. It's the same as CM1, so you can just re-use your team from 8 months ago.
>no one posted Cafe this threadwhy? Cafe is the flattest and sexiest creature in this game next to Suzuka
>>563476205That's just Fuku indulging in self delusions. She needs medication
>>563476101Is that why they call her Gold Shitty?
>>563476492Everyone is busy masturbating to Nishino's Flower
>>563476457I don't even have my Umas from 8 months ago
>>563476457>(Holiday) Oguri>Maruzensky>(Cheerleader) Nice NatureWait a minute...
>>563475673*smooch*goodnight
Five fucking mood downs in one run, what are we doing here Lala?
>>563476492beta design was better
You are now in the 90s with an umamusume of your choice.Who are you bringing along to stop 9/11?
>>563476209
>>563476694Unc, I wasn't born until 1998...
>>563476643There's beta design for her? I don't see it.
>>563476503>needs medsI can make her worse
>open club>someone randomly uohs in public because of Nishino
Can I get a smooch too?
>>563476620I want to give Natie a win next CM to make up for treating her like a slave last august.
>>563476694Air Shakur
>>563476375and goldshit is back in business
I can't believe my Special Needs is winning rooms against Oguris and Fronts, it feels like she shouldn't work.
is gold city for (you)?
>>563476492
>>563476893Late or pace?
>>563476765No
>>563476209picrel cums on insertion and doesn't stop cumming till a minute or so after you've finished and pulled out.
>>563476927Every Uma is for (you) if you believe hard enough.
>guy in Eden (#1) followed me
Why is she like this
>>563476927You tell me
>>563476939LateMy Ryan and Dober weren't winning much at all before I built her so I assume a speed ult is what makes her win.
>>563476958
>>563477037AlmondLove danchou...
>>563475580>"I saw Super Creek doing it to her trainer, so I wanted to do it to mine! See? It makes a heart shape because I love you!"
>>563476763>rice"bro"
>>563477002Do not the Urara
>>563476765Neigh
>>563477059she sounds conceited and vain.
>>563477079She has a fairly reliable small accel and speedSpechud is just always usable
Erm actually I got my umatter alt banned though and my other umatter is still restoringDamn you tracen academy!
>>563476061usagimusume
>>563477002gran...
>>563476738
Dumb flower child
>>563477079this has been my experiencelates with a velocity ult perform better against hoguri/fronts than ryan and dober
chiyoposting should be bannable
>>563477250arknights artist really knows how to set the grimdark mood.
>>563477250I don't see the difference when you put her on 3D models.
>last borrow run of the day>decide to finally make an ace>kitasan and top road decide to be roaming cards the entire run>whistles don't existSo much for MANT "consistency"
>>563477325
>>563477110>inb4 poached again
Personally my picks would be Air Shakur or Biwa Hayahide, assuming 9/11 isn't the end point of me being displaced in time. However, if it is, then Mayano Top Gun is a really smart choice overall. It seems very easy to adapt a plan as crazy as planting two incendiary bombs in the stairwells to detonate on the morning of 9/11 to prevent people from going to work as a date.>>563476737I'm 5 years your junior, ウンク.>>563476790Nice.Do you think you could convince Air Shakur to make a videogame with you? Personally, I don't think I can, but I'd try anyways... and probably get berated for my shitty code.
>>563477325rapeable*
>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend that dress like Rice and tmakes me pound his bussyWhy even live
>>563476738it look's like it's exactly the samehttps://umamusu.wiki/Manhattan_Cafe#tabber-tabpanel-Original_Design-0
>>563477424Arm pit lickers don't have rights
>>563477424She would say this
>>563477463Rice wouldn't say that
>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend to compliment my outfit and pound my bussy
>>563477473 >>563477410It's darker colors, that's it.
>>563477473How is it fucking better when it's exactly the same? I get that the beta marvy, tama, or even creek is better argument.
>>563477473it is. the concept artist just has a great artstyle that changes the tone a lot.
>>563477625>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend to flatline with
>>563477124Tell me,Why does Creek have the biggest hips?
>>563477463laisu's tiny floppy penis bouncing up and down....
>>563477473The design is the same, it just has a different better art style
>>563477726for bearing the strongest and most numerous children
>>563477728shooting small lines of semen while I fill his bussy
why has /uma/ suddenly gotten so gay the past two days?
>>563477726what website is this?
Bought a mirror when I already had Charming award
>>563476730
>>563477843Studies reveal that there are certain days of the months were men are the most horny, and when you're horny your local dacchi next door starts looking like a delicious petite uma, it's that or fuck a horse
>>563477473You don't know what a "real" beta design is likeI miss her every day
>>563477843the younger generation is starting to post more, and as you know we're all gay
>>563477843/v/ containment breach I bet
>>563478037you mean /trash/, that's where the fags gather
>speed>mile>1* redshiftAw fuck. usable for CM13?
>>563477645see>>563477679>>563477742I am inclined to agree that the art is pretty great but obviously when it got transferred over to uma with its own art style you can't really keep that. would be cool if they made a vn with cafe solving paranormal mysteries and had that artist do the portraits tho.
>>563477975ToTI fucking love that thin build, damn sexy
The Rice slander stops NOW
>>563477624>oniisama... Raisu is just so happy that we could finally become a real family, hehe!>You won't abandon Rice, will you? You'll come back again and again?>that would make Rice happy forever!
>>563478169she is the one I've thought of cosplaying the most though...
>>563477843doomposting about the global falcon event was fun
>>563477124This is my fault, umadacchiI asked Creek to do this for me and then we umapyoi'd like crazy; ulala must have saw it
>>563477843As sad or funny as it is, it's unironically still a lot better and made the thread better during the times the usual is shitting himself
>>563478037>Still blaming /v/They're not even here anymore
>>563478003
>>563478205L O N D O NONDON
>>563478201why can't this be real gwos
>>563478205Anon, you're in danger near me.
Turning Rice into a broodmare!
>>563477843YOU CAN BLAME MANT FOR THIS
>>563477843This what you get when you don't ban Curren posting
carat status: raped
Stop ERPing and start MANTingDanchou is watching
This is a reminder that if you don't roll for King you are literally gay. A homosexual. GAY GAY GAY.
>>563478312u-umm...>>563478298pretty close!
>selector on lucky tidings Fuku>fist run>double sleep deprived, night owl pre-junior debut>refuses to win Asahi stakes with A in mile>fails a 2% wit training early JanuaryWhat the absolute fuck Shiraoki-sama
>>563478426I was already deemed a homosexual once I declared that I would roll for Air Shakur over anything else
>>563478003I did notice looking through the og designs that a lot of them look much more like school uniforms so that was probably a design focus that got shifted towards being sportier or more idol-like
>>563478394Same but there's nothing to roll for in the near future
>>563478426Princess > King
>only 30 tickets and 20 10-pulls for flower wifethank fucking god, now I'm set for cb, tachyon and ramonu
Has Creek gone too far?
>>563478426>pulling for a skin that shows no skinlmaoI will wait until she spooks me while pulling for Sweepy
>>563478478I guess that's true
Nishino just came out and there are still homosexuals posting in this general?
>>563477843JPniggers wanting to ruin the thread.
>>563478558she isn't for everyone...I prefer late teens
>>563478558Imagine holding a dacchi the size of Nishino flower
>>563478487*2 10-pulls
Which way Vodka-kun?
>>563478443You went against fate by unlocking her before you were supposed to, thus you get punished
>>563478594the thread was already JPalso, based
Odds I pour one more 10 roll for Nishino banner todayEvens I skip 7 I roll until I get her
>>563478225both you and your trainee need to better control yourselves, you're setting a bad example for the impressionable younger umas and director akikawa will be hearing about this
How many of you rolled for seiun but never use her
>>563478201Rice would say this
>>563477967>>563476730Dantsu Paizuri
>>563477416It's only consistent because you know when to door and aren't relying on NPC races just the normal luck and shop rng
>>563478742odds you're gayevens you're double gay
>>563478781Went to pity on seiun sky but I don't like running fronts so I just did her career a bunch to see most of the events and that's it
>>563478781I used her last CMI did not win
>>563478781I used her for 2 CMs and she jobbed in both
>>563478749I will do my best to control myself.Tomorrow! For sure.
>>563478930Imagine my disappointment getting that file's PSD file and it didn't have a NSFW version
>>563478443Well I also got her with the paid selector and so far it went okay.
>>563478847
locked himself out of the nishino end
>luckshit a decent nishino parent early enough to be a shiny new thing>28 new followers in two hoursIt's that easy, huh. I can taste the points already
>>563475673I remember the first time I stumbled into a loli thread on /a/, it was on Ryuuou no Oshigoto, and anons were shitposting about which Ai was better than which Ai and whether Ginko was a shit or not. But that argument taught me JS/JC/JK/DK (aka "hags") and I've never forgotten it.
>>563478781Thanks to her, I discovered that I don't like training front runners.
>>563479073Based torena blocking before she makes any real moves. Masterclass.
>>563479103how do the sparks look like
You guys are retarded and I hate all of you.
>>563479129Uhh you know you need to be 18+ to post on this website right
>>563479073Is this the NTR route?
>>563478798If rice is such a pure innocent girl why does she give you this look when she ults?
>>563479103What are they using it for anyway
>>563479168Whatever McFatass
>>563479168The feeling's mutual you fag.
>>563479168Tsun, tsun~
>>563479191It's the 3P route
>>563478781used her on CM3, dropped her out on CM4 because she can't beat SMaru, and never used her again. i regularly farm Seiun Sky parents despite that, because i hate myself
>>563476694stop 9/11how am I supposed to stop Mossad and the US Government?I guess I bring along Mayano and we work something out as best we can! IKUUU YOOOOOO
Mayano is so hot
With 1000~ guts, how much stamina do I need for lates?
so what tracks does nishio flowers ultimate work at?
>>563479282The buildings would just get demolished by the bombs inside without the planes, that's not enough
>>563479349>1000~ gutsWhat are you doing nigga
>>563478378I'VE ALREADY SAID IT WASN'T OUR FAULT
>>563479205Racing makes her hungry
>>563479012please transfer some of your fuku's luck to my fuku kudasai
>>563478640I don't have to, she's about the same size as I am, similar weight too>inb4 imagineFUCK YOU
If Matikanefukukitaru wasn't ugly she would be my wife. Man.
>>563479017sexo
STOP USING OGURI YOU ALL KEEP BLOCKING MY UMAS FROM WINNING WITH HER FAT ASS
>>563479402Doing funbuilds since it's an XOguri CM anyway
>>563476694Air Jihad
>>563479453Okay!
Which umas would outright REFUSE to stop sucking after you nut?Pic probably related.
>>563479004School facilities are for educational and training purposes- NOT UMAPYOI. Do that in private on your off-time if you must (as consenting individuals over the age of 16). Continued rule breaking will result in restriction of facility usage for students and mandatory unpaid free use time in the "Bad Room" for instructors.
>>563479184no worries, I'm more than double that
>>563479491Pease live with me.
>>563479575
>>563478781I main front and I don't use her. Only times I would run her is for parent runs. An accel unique might be great on paper, but you only really need enough accel to hit max speed as soon as late race begins, and also fronts with mid race uniques win more.
>>563479491
>>563479535Hmmmmm Nyo
>>563479647parent run is still using
>>563479690Well, okay, thought you mean CM. I don't use her for CM at all ever since she came out.
>>563479491Anon, she's basically a literal elementary school kid.
>>5634791519* power, 2* pace chaser, 5* medium. It's not even super amazing, I guess it's because of the power sparks.
>>563479662that song sucks and I'm glad he got murderedfuck him
>>563479379
>>563479747Based
>>563479581somehow golshi manages to be simultaneously super sexo and completely unsexy to me
>>563479535Listen here bud. She can run any distance and surface with little investment. I will use her every CM and you cant stop me.
Kinda sad that my xoguri is losing so many roomshow can I be a soulless tier whore and STILL lose? Worst of both worlds
>>563479581Oguri (She was hungry)
>>563479658Please release faster
>>563479779It's because all of her sex power is contained by wearing the retard hat
>Decide to try out the new Scarlet power card while going for the last two races I needed for my Biwa Completionist title>Somehow get my first SS+ umaIt's always when you're not building an ace
>>563479282Mayano Top Gun unironically is probably the best pick for short term.As for stopping 9/11, I also accept just delaying the attack. The easiest way to handle the attack is to just capture the terrorists, or kill them. I don't think the government is stupid enough to try again in the same day-or detonate any bombs in the towers without an obvious impact, or what have you.Since I can't even remember the name of my best friend from middle school though, I think I'd rather try to mitigate the deaths then attempt the "capture the terrorists before the plot happens" route.
>>563479535Oguri is inevitable, regardless of the form.
>>563479776I fucking hate hippie bullshit no pride, no patriotism, no honor, no excellence, no virtue, just psychadelics and shitty music
>>563475335How about this one
>>563479491are you a manlet or a womanlet?
none of the umas are sexy
>>563479775is it only works on 4 tracks why is she an s tier parent saars
>>563479898Manlet, obviously, women don't come to 4chantrannies don't count
>>563479804Oguri, that's not a lot of protein...
>>563479907Shut up Riko, your time is OVER
>>563479908S tier cunny, JPbros put her high on the tierlist for that reason
>>563479830Gratz on Biwa completionist. Welcome to the comp club bro.
>>563479804oguri sucking all of your internals out through your dick like a straw and then eating your skin
K-Kowai.
>>563479825Good to see another fan in thread
>>563479857I really like this maymay
>>563479491Don't need to imagine. I'm watching from inside your walls
>>563479908because suddenly /uma/ is full of pedophiles
>>563479953not if you have MLB, then she's still good for TB
>>563479581Beg and squirm all you want
>>563479794post her
>>563479604I WILL continue to do umapyoi and goo goo babies with my trainee (after hours)
posting a pure umadol to counter the whorren filth
What an amazing card, truly one of a kind.
Don't sexualize the umas, they're all underage.
>>563479581The one's you would least expect, like the calm and modest ones
so what decks are you using for xoguri
>>563480023HOLY VILLAIN
>>563475246
>>563480036Just wait until Sweepy drops then you'll see the depths of UOOOHposting
>>563480045fine motion fucked me out of speed star but I didn't think she'd be doing THAT bad
>>563480137>Fucks joeBlowjobs don't count as sex
>>563479865how can one man be so based?
Sexualize the umas, they're all underage.
Why did they give Nishino Flower a clown colored patterned outfit
>>563475335What you call smugness is what we call acceptance.
Is it my imagination or does oguri look and behave differently in the anime?
>>563479825Dont this retard have work or school to do, is he a full time umatuber? How the fuck did he end up buying clocks already while I still have a thousand clocks left
>>563480124Posti--ACK
>>563480195I know, it's going to be awfuljust kidding, wish I could spark her, I'd UUOOOOOHHHHHpost with the best of them
>>563480195Her SSR already dropped and no damage was done
>>563480262the pretty derby anime is after retirement.
r...robin is that you?
JPfags, can red desire see cafe's friend?
>>563480127Dober...actually that might be likely, she had 10 kids.Pasa...>tfw I was going to post pasa titjob porn but catbox temporarily has anon uploads blocked
>>563479865>he's a chud Reminder that in the society of elites and ubermensch you would not be in it. You would get killed for being a schizo always whining on the internet.
>>563480285SSR =/= trainee, baka baka baka
>>563480275He dropped out of college (still had to pay tuition) to pursue full time Uma content creation. Theres a livestream where MooMooCows made him cry because MooMoo was making fun of VF about it
>>563480137this with speed and power sparks because I don't got much else
Post something cute
>>563480364>You would get killed for being a schizo always whining on the internet.god I wish, make my dreams come true
>>563480097Director Akikawa also says you need to have 48 total hours in the "Bad Room" for all the umas without trainers. You can divvy it up however you wish before the year is out.
>>563480283>wish I could spark herUse THAT
>>563480390hope he doesnt ruin his life from this. might be too late already psychologically.
>>563480262Cingrey was written to be like a sports manga so it intentionally goes for a different look.
>>563471190What is the coolest line Brian has ever said?
>>563480390>He dropped out of college (still had to pay tuition)What kind of retarded system is that even. Did the moron took a bank loan?
>>563480390I think uma actually did better for the world. iirc anons said he was studying as a nurse or doctor or something
>>563479865>patriotismFag wants to die for a flag
good morning umadacchi
>>563480641Good night, you're going back to sleep.
>>563480568I'm diving in MTG
kinda over if you overinvest in a fad
>>563480587I'm sorry you're brown
>>563480694but I gotta wagie...
Plus Teio(new), Taiki, Dance Sky(new)
>>563480362>tfw I was going to post pasa titjob porn but catbox temporarily has anon uploads blockednyo...I forgot to add the umas who job or silver/bronze collectors, they would take their anger out by sucking you dry
>>563480735Not him but I completely forgot it's the weekdays already
>>563480587>he doesn't love his countrymine is fucking retarded and I love mine, I pity faggots like you. Love of one's own is a beautiful thing, noble even
>>563480773>or silver/bronze collectorsDober WAS known as the eternal silver medal since the horse got 2nd place so often...
>>563480373Well yeah but just look at this
>>563480717NTA but patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
>>563480587you are cringe
>>563480587jeet spotted
>>563480717>>563480792Two proud flesh shields for the pedophile elite
Im so horny for juvenile fillieshttps://exhentai.org/g/3839645/3d54be1065/
>>563480568I can't choose...
>>563480792nta but love is earned. It should never be a given due to happenstance of birth.
>>563480198i mean that's pretty good (I think?) rooms are just pretty competitive ... I've seen worse win
Aside from Maru who should be the other parent for XOguri?
Would you fuck a real life mare if it meant you'd get a uma daughterfu you could groom?
>>563480792Admitting your country is shit and saying you love it is indication of low IQ. You should go join the military and be a grunt.
>>563480262She does look different but that was likely intentional on Cygames' part>BehaveNot particularly? She still has the basic elements of her personality (eats a lot, clueless country bumpkin, strong racer). Don't think they really changed much about her character
if you are a proletariat class and a patriot you definitely have level low iq
h-hoeh...
>Hey anon, your trainee isnt with you today?>nee, why don't you hang out with us a littleWhat to do
>>563480840Wait why did I say Dober, I meant Doto!
>>563480919yes
>>563480914Tachy
How pure is Super Creek?
>>563480958Be gone thots
>>563480568"..."
>>56348088915% power gain btw
>>563480914Tachyon and Opera
>>563480919Honestly, at this point in my life, I'd just do it to get a daughter without needing the hassle of dealing with an actual woman / 3D wife. Would probably make me filthy rich too like she just joins a sports team and crushes it.
>>563480934most of my leaders ought to be hanged and my government ought to be overthrownI still love my country. and I would never want to live anywhere else. Patriotism when properly directed is a fine virtue, and it's apparently one you know nothing about. Sad.
>>563480958A pristine lady of the Mejiro would never
>>563480958Unironically is there a reason to say no to this? What's the worse that could happen if you become a tracen academy manwhore?
>>563481007She's pure Mommy
>>563480905>But not me. I'm a carnivore, a real meat eater.>Don't be one of the donkeys, Torena. Donkeys are animals. And animals are just food to me.
>>563481056>>563480997Um2 doesn't work on CM13.
>we're getting political alreadyDober, why?... welp, here's my two cents: The government does not make a country. A country usually makes the government, though in our increasingly globalized age, it's less the country and more its neighbors that make the government. You can love a country dearly, and would willingly die to protect the men, women, and children of the country, while not wanting to die for those who make up the ruling class.
>>563480919While I would go to jail, I'd also be rich from the publicity of being a man who came in a horse and caused it to give birth to a horse-human.
>>563481134Brian
>>563480275gwo he plays like 8 hours a day
>>563481075>Patriotism when properly directedThis is your issue. Your patriotism isn't properly directed. Your patriotism stems from being told as a child to look at your flag and sing the national anthem, and a sense of tribalism. If you were born in a shithole brown country you would be a Muslim jihadist.
>>563481007purer than the driven snow, her love is incredible. I will give her pic related
>>563480919nigger what is wrong with you
>>563480889>pulls her tailsexy
>>563481096You will lose the little human rights you had
GIVE ME NISHINO FLOWER. NOW.
>>563481150patriotism specifically means advocating for the current establishment bwo. if you dont have a stake in national resource flow you have 0 incentive in wanting that unless retarded
>>563481183If the horse looks like that I mean...
>>563481183Not this...
>>563481096>What's the worse that could happen if you become a tracen academy manwhore?it's like you became the uma version of Imaizumi. Wouldn't that be just awful? h-haha.....
>>563481183
Dober is Naziwife, right?
>>563481206Your rights were forfeit the moment you became a trainer
>>563480919I don't see why not. Sounds like a good idea
>>563481183she killed millions...
>>563481167nta but if he was born in a brown shithole he would be way more likely to be just blindly patriotic and nationalistic because from what I know from every Indo online, the shittier the country is the less willing you are to criticize it. Being self-critical is a priveldge of living in a relatively stable country.
>>563481183Hole is a hole, how is it any worse than gay guys crushing crust? Mare p*say is wet and warm
>>563481217>patriotism specifically means advocating for the current establishment bwoPatriotism is vigorous devotion to the country. It has nothing to do with the establishment.I do not have devotion to the people who claim they rule over me with my best interests, I have a love of the people around me that make the country, and the culture they and their ancestors have built together.
>>563481183Happy Meek...
>>563481258and your trainees might develop a cuckquean fetish, but it's alright, you just have to send her some pics after you're done with her friends>>563481302It's funny how burgers only understand nationalism as "Being a blind follower of the current goverment", if you're really a nationalist it's guaranteed that you want to overthrow your current goverment, because all of them are puppet states
I rather you clowns talk about cocks than politics
>>563480198Looks good, I have no idea too. How's her winrate and how big is your sample size?
>>563481345niggers are part of your "country" dumb faggot. Anybody that cares about countries or religion is subhuman. Only race matters. Nothing else.
>>563481167nigger you don't know anything about me and you don't have a clue where my love of country and my people comes from. but go on, try and argue more that it's better to despise your own rather than love it and work to make it better, and take pride in the good that's there. You resentful, ugly little shit.
>>563481380yeah I didn't read anything, I just know my country is better than everyone elses. desuwa~
Do guts build not work for late surgers? I went ahead and built one for my Pace but unsure about my other 2 aces
>>563481380maybe if these small and femenine dacchis stoped teasing and just posted a picture we would! >>563481420Race is attached to Nation, teioretard
I like Nishino's hand and head movements it is like she is ready to cup my balls
>>563481380The kids had their fun it's time for the adults to have the floor
>>563481345the country is the establishment. bwo. societal culture is something else. the two separated a long time ago. for example taiwan still uses the roc flag. but they are definitely not the same culture. being patriotic means advocating for the party. really nothing to do with culture or anything. if thats the case countries wouldnt let immigrants in.
>>563481462Maybe 100 years ago
>>563481445I wanna drink a strong zero with makween..
>>563481206I need the Halwa Sisters to rape me.
>>563481454>guts buildour final straight is way too short, and with fronts + Xoguri having access to consistent accels it's hard for lates to get the positional requirement for dueling
>>563481445I WILL be emigrating to the Mejiro ethnostate, desuwa
>>563481380Same desu. Cocks are at least funny or the reactions of anons from it but politics is just lame
how many mein kampf uma owners are there>>563481501not everyone lives in a goy state with no culture ike you burgerdacchi
My carrots after getting the little flower.Will I be able to roll for maruzen and tachyon?
>>563480919Does ANYONE find out about this? Like, specifically the act that was undertaken for it? Could I just say I GMO'd my uma and have it be believed? Or does everyone know I fucked that horse?
>>563481538Isn't the Mejiro nation horrifically inbred?
what did she expect she's literally 2kb size
>>563481538you're more than welcome, so long as you have proper manners
>>563481553I'm sure there's no niggers that share the same nationality with you.
>>563481572It's publicly known and you'll be asked to become a stud and sire more.
>>563481462>maybe if these small and femenine dacchis stoped teasing and just posted a picture we would!NO MORE COCKS
>>563481345>I do not have devotion to the people who claim they rule over me with my best interests, I have a love of the people around me that make the country, and the culture they and their ancestors have built togetherbased>>563481206if I was a drawfag I would make one for every uma
>>563481302While that is true, people with the ability to actually think, be critical, and analyze can break free from imposed beliefs thrown at you, and the fact remains that being given the privilege and still falling in to tribalistic tendencies shows what a twerp you are.Frankly, the way I see it, there comes a point in your teen to young adult life where anyone with a semblance of above average IQ questions things and tries to confront uncomfortable truths. Your beliefs and ideas should start stemming from there.>>563481439>You resentful, ugly little shit.You started this conversation by complaining about one of the biggest music composers lacking patriotism and therefor hating him. Seems you can't even be self-critical.
>>563481524I see. Thanks guess I'll build my last 2 aces normally.I've tested my Pace and she seemed to work although I missed the head-on so might redo
There are no dicks being posted because /uma/ is mostly foids and troons
>>563481591Most horses are
>>563481627I know you have a folder called "references" that's just terabytes of dick pics
>>563481616I think McQueen is very graceful and elegant, and very good at restraining herself when she needs to bearound sweets
>>563481626>and sire more.Is my sperm special? Do I just create half-human hybrids when I cum in things that aren't human?Should I start staring at my onahole suspiciously?
MEN
>danchou is forcing us to bukkake him againit's the third time this month man, let us rest
It's been two weeks in trying to a 3* blue spark in Stam or Power with an Ignited PWR spark.I still haven't gotten it.
>>563481684am foid, can confirm
>>563481768GIWTWM
>>563481768>third time this month The fuck? Our danchou forces us daily
>>563481719>terabytesanon, if I had a folder of my dick pics it would NOT be terabyteskilobytes at best
>>563481780hehe
>>563481751One of the few umas that don't look weird without their ears.
>>563481626I might have bigger problems at that point, but so long as I'm not in danger of imprisonment, I guess I'd take it???Do I get to have more than one daughter then?
tulpas are a foid term and it got thrown in here. i bet they lucid dream about getting dicked by chad
Kinda crazy from a tryhard perspective rolling for umas is effectively done for over a year. Of course you should roll for your favorites, but there's just... nothing. for a long time.summer golshi is pure borrow bait and while rickey is good, training her is fucking miserable so... really, nothing else for a LONG time since whenever red skills roll around all the old umas become better than the new ones anyway.
>>563481817because she has no highlights
>>563481828But I've been summoning Succubus on /x/ since '09.
>>563480919uhhhhhhhh..........fucking yes? Obviously?am I missing something?
why do you assume we want your dick pics dober dacchi, we want to see that fat ass
>>563481858No it's because the top of her head isn't perfectly smooth like most of them.
my danchou can beat up your danchou
>>563481837Fronts has Kitasan Blanco and Swimsuit SuzukaEnds have Mr. CBuh............that's all I can think of. I'm going to pull for Hokko Tarumae but there are personal circumstances behind that
>>563481749This kind of gives me an idea of an uma world where the only human males allowed to become a trainer are those with special sperm that can produce horse girls. Of course first you need to obtain your trainer license, and that impregnating a horse girl is prohibited or a crime unless you get said license.
>>563481817Because she is literally
>>563481970My danchou would cum if yours beat him up
DON'T EVER DARE POST DICK PICS I'M OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW
>>563481970I can beat up my danchou
>>563481970My danchou is an asian woman so yeah probably.
>>563481976kitasan blanco you get free rolls so you could potentially just luckshit her, and I think classic suzuka is slightly preferred over swimsuit (when red skills come rather, swimsuit is better before that)
>>563482005Glad I'm not the only person who thought of this
>>563481828>tulpasdo I want to know what that means?
my danchou and his club isn't /here/ I got it from a friend...My previous club had a lot of guys who said they're gonna flatline until MANT is gone
>>563481970no one can beat my danchoubecause I will stalk him to the meetup place and jump the other guy
>>563482025post her sideways vagina thx
>>563481970Mine can easily beat yours except not in a fight but on the bed
>>563482031>OG Suzu > Sexo Suzuhuh, really? Does Unrestrained stop being shit or something? Because it really fucking sucks right now and that's all I can think of.
But what Danchou can last longer?
>>563481970my dancho is brown
>>563481976Is kita blanco like, good?I'm shocked I've never heard anyone post about her since I looked her up and her base kit is EVEN BETTER THAN VALENTINE BOURBON, like this looks nuts
>that retention line
>>563482141>can rape me harder with her ultno...
>>563481970My danchou fucked a horse...
>>563482141do not contemplate
>>563480137where did the "Belno and Jou are fucking" meme come from? Belno is kind of a nothing character outside of her support for Oguri, when our Ogurin is the one who starts having subtle feelings for Jou but decides to just see him as her trainer.
>>563482124Concentration also gives you acceleration, unrestrained gives you speed (current speed by the way) on top of acceleration
why am i having connection issues. GGG FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME
Sky this is two careers in a row with Slacker GET IT TOGETHER
>>563482141
>stand tallGrass you shouldn't say that...
>>563481837Rolling for umas is nowhere near as important as rolling for cards. On the flipside, you only need to roll an uma ONCE for them to be viable while they demand multiple copies of a card for it to be useful
>>563482049Imaginary friend for schizos.
>>563482223cucking Oguri is just fun
Please tell me Dicta is based on IRL horse and can be put into the game
>>563482328Yes and no.
>>563482328she's soccer boy but i don't think if she gets added it's gonna be the same character, not sure who owns the IRL rights
>>563482328dicta = soccer boy, owner told cygames to fuck off
>>563482328Anon...It's based on a real horse, Soccer Boy, but they don't have the rights
>>563482328Yes, but no
>>563482328lollmao
>>563482223>belno becomes a manager and works with Kitahara endingI mean you're just asking for the two to be shipped.
>>563482392>owner told cygames to fuck offwhat why
>>563482328Dicta is based on IRL horse and can be put into the game
>>563482223because she's Oguri Cuck (as in quean)
>>563482328Dicta Striker is a stand in for Soccer Boy.
next bread will be butter
>>563482249that's delicious. I can't waitStill going to spark Swimsuit Suzuka, she's my kami-oshi after all, and her alt is unreasonably, unbelievably hot.
>>563482323why are caps eyes like that one meme image of the guy with blue eyes crossing his arms smugly
>>563482440what is a KAMI oshi
>>563482432next bread will be worcestershire
>>563482378>>563482380>>563482392>>563482398>>563482406>>563482402AIIIEEEEEAny other umas with a cool jacket like her?
>>563482432Butter not have any patrijam. It's thyme for that to stop.
>>563482504>>563482504>>563482504
>>563482148>medium recovery skilluseless
>25% gpu utilization when im not in a career. sweepy installed a crypto miner
>>563482223SOME anon thought it would be funny to edit the final chapter and change Belno's introduction to be Kitahara's wife. that's where it came from. That shoop. That damned shoop.
borrws borrws borrws borrows kitasan kitasan kitasan kitatans nanns
Has anyone read that star blossom manga?
>>563482415anon you realize most horse owners are like 80+ year old giga boomers?How do you think some ULTRA old fucks would react to "hey can we make your beloved horse an anime girl who wants to fuck her trainer?"The most noteworthy incident of this was king kamehameha, who was literally in the original intro of uma musume and intended to be a launch main character, but the owner told cygames to fuck off
took that which uma are you quiz finallygot golshi.I knew going in. I knew the whole quiz from the questions being asked. This quiz sucks balls and was a waste of time.
>>563482531But it's a meme in Japan too
>>563482432As long as we all agree to not post Curren Chan
>>563482468It's when you oshi a God.Real answer is that Oshi got bastardized by retards who can't decide 1 favorite to stan, so they made another word to use like Oshi was used
>>563482468kami=god, so god-tier oshimore or less
>>563482380same owner as stay chud only a matter of time
>>563482468Kami means Godoshi means yummyTherefore Yummy God
>>563482468your oshi with the nicest kami (hair)
>>563480359https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AG3sPhSSL6EShe only has eyes for Vodka.
I'm sorry danchou but today is a very tumblr day of my life right now so I'll be flatlining for the rest of the day
OH MY GOD I HIT IT, FINALLY I HIT A GOD PARENT
>>563482879what
>>563482898Is sex the joke
>>563482898I wouldn't say a god parent but bretty good
so how do you hit SS on nishitno without med s
>>563483162You don't Because MANT is a bad scenario
>>563482898>guts and paceyeah that's good for sex alright
